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He's aware but he just thinks it's weird to have water squirt your butt
mr moneybags over here
easy sell

Break him in with the hose
has he ever taken a shower by any chance
it's not like you're buying one every year....
ok never mind I can't find this video

anyway bidets rule
bidets stay winning
nothing quite like a squirt of cold water on the old starfish to really wake you up in the morning
That would wake someone up tho so they might be onto something
during covid when tp was impossible to come by I bought a bidet attachment that you just hook up to the toilet, very easy to install even my no plumbing skill ass could do it
I might just buy a bidet for my toilet if he doesnt want one for his
But I want him to learn the joy of a bidet
tbh I learned about them when I was in Japan in like 2007
but never got one for myself until covid
please no I want to see brute justice fall into the map WWE style
throwback to nineteen ninety eight when brute justice threw cruise chaser off hell in a cell and plummeted fifteen feet through the announcers table
🎺 🎺 🎺 🎺 STOP CLINK CLANK WHIRL WHIZZ BOOM 🎺 🎺 🎺 🎺
im throwing up heart of light when throw it back ✨️ 1 happens so we can not die immediately
Yeah ill throw a rep inside his cheeks
WHEELS 🛞 HUMSING 🎶 UPLANDER 🫵 DOOM 💀 🎺 🎺 🎺 🎺
Brute Justice J-Kicks my balls while Cruise Chaser forces me into the Limit Cut CBT machine (GONE SEXUAL)
Bonk
You can bonk the man but you cant bonk the idea
metaphysical bonk
ok but on the flip side you never wonder what they are thinking about you because they will just say it out loud which is kind of refreshing
BUT I DONT SPEAK MANDARIN /s
the most honesty comes in cantonese
mb
it's not even offensive to me anymore it's just funny
god did not give chinese people the gift of tact
plenty will absolutely just ghost rather than give the courtesy of a response if they decide something else
people are people
it's interesting bc chinese tourists have this stereotype of being rude but some of it is just cultural differences. like a bunch of those things aren't really considered rude in china
having useless savage coffers in my inv is so funny
useless because i don't play the jobs that use the pieces
or i just have them already
at least it can become 7.4 glam...
except the accessories
the chest gear is really good glam
i feel u
Yoooo @daring pine How’s m8s going?
horrible
smile
pf is useless and i fucking hate everyone
isn it fun
and my internet wont stop bending me over
its bleak
bapple do u wanna do 8s with me later
trust me vro
in like 6 hrs
lmk
I got to adds phase and got bored asf
atp you'd have me for like 2 hrs tops cuz i wanna decompress before dsr
Revolutionary Reign was cooking my ahh on tank and melees kept dying to millenial decay
it never gets better
even in phase 2 parties millenial memes were the expected result
Howling blade has hella aura when he uses rev reign ngl
lock in twin
whms in my prog parties have negative aura when they run to h2's spot during rev reign and kill 5 people
WHMs in my prog parties have negative aura
My group does it slightly different to pf and it’s a 50/50 chance whether I get sniped as ranged dps (we have ranged dps and healers shimmy on approx inter cards and tanks/melee play secret tunnel)
whm? madge
astros in my prog parties have infinite aura because i get the spear
and that makes me happy
yes please buff my prange level of damage
I haven't been able to look too closely if I'm getting prioritized for Spear during DSR or not, it feels like a coin flip if it's me or Bapple on DNC getting it
Admittedly I'm BLM, so unless I can feed into bursts a lot it's probably better on DNC, but it feels like there's enough downtime in p2 and p5 especially that I can shove like 3 Xenos into one burst
fun fact rdm outperforms pct atm
jesus christ
yeah at that percentile you would need god himself to bless your rng
lmfao
oh wow
I get the impression m8s is not a very downtime-heavy fight
its not
afaik no
picto actually drops the further down in percentile you go
i mean there's the p2 cutscene and some very slight downtime at start of adds
(because you can't target the adds for a sec)
I mean, you can't cast motifs during a cutscene, no?
i guess you could swift cast one right b efore they start thats something i remember doing
but thats like 2 gcd gain
vs like, 6-7 gcd gain you get multiple times in ultimates lol
I forgor, don't Xenos continue accumulating during cutscene downtime?
i think so
oh ok
eg it's more of a gain because you fit better spells into it on the whole
now i wish they would have WoL painting in the background of every cutscene if they're PCT
yh everything ticks down during anything its like logging out food still goes down , really pissed off drgs when they lost blood of the dragon the red aura they had due to someone in cutscene
One time I died in DT Lv99 trial, got rezzed, but had knockback immunity, so I was just hunched over like I had a tummyache in the background of the phase transition cutscene
ouuoohhhh... my tummy......
guess you made someones msq more funny
option to have your wol pull out /tomescroll whenever someone starts yapping
tell me... for whom do you fight? hey why are you just staring at your phone... is that mogway surfers? am i that boring?
put the poetics in the bag, MSQ roulette
Imagine if we had a fight with Gaius where he posed any interesting challen-- wait, that's basically Emerald Weapon
shadowhog...
shadow did vibrant eye shadow with strong eye liner before it was popualr #TrendSetter frfr
Shadow the edgehog
Matoi Ryuuko
when did mango turn british
It’s crumpet
this show's metaphors r too high brow for me
crumpets are mid
Man fuck that
I'M MAKING FUCKING MAC & CHEESE! AND NOBODY'S GONNA STOP-
Do not fuck the crumpet
what should i do with mathematics tomestone??
save em
i dont want to savage
juggle em
Im gonna fuck the crumpit
save them, buy crafting/potion mats when next tier comes around, make money
can i upgrade my current gear 740 crafted to 750 ?
it's metaphor
Im gonna spell it like crumpit just to upset British people
well even if you give no shits about savage , needing gear is kinda always a thing to even progress even casual msq
yes i mean i dont want to do savages to buy 750 gear or 760
but im fine if i can upgrade crafted gear
considering we are a month away from the patch i rly rec you save them up, as the mathematics will be turned into the resource you trade for the new crafted set materials
tomestones will be uncapped soon
it will take about 1500 for a full set of crafted gear
You don’t need savage to upgrade it, the 24 man raid upgrades it to 760 as well in the off patch
just trade the tomes for gear its that simple
tldr instead of spending them on 750 gear now, i rec saving them for the patch to hit to buy materials for 770 gear
Remember you wont need a full crafted set for next tier bc you'll have 3 weeks of tomes
they dont plan to savage so shruge
but yeah any excess of that 1500-tome gear can be spent on potion materials instead
next craft gear is 770 for 7.4?
yes, in a month 12/16
then ill wait to cap my tomestone lol
smile
bad song
Idk
we dont know the mats needed yet so cant give a clear yes or no answer
Won’t be the fastest moving item but like sitting on the tomes for a month isn’t helping g
You’ll cap again in the month
And those ones transfer up at a 1/4 rate so like it’s not important
2000 of those becomes 500 mathematics (and then we get a new tome that’s the capped)
ah
its better than ex5 thats for sure
I mean it makes sense to make the cross over ex a little easier
baby extreme for babies (it's me i'm babies)
necron is certainly a lot harder
just jump into savage alr
surely m5s parties exist
i dont actually know if they do lmao
they seem about as common as necron parties
if you frame it as like uwu help me pwease i wanna wearn savage :3 maybe they'll help
gonna attract all the wrong kinds of people
xdd
o tru...
I mean at this point ive progged like all the necron fight so I wanna get a clear for its own sake
theres only one mechanic I havnt seen and it doesnt look that hard
go get your win king
and even the mechanic Im techincally on I havnt actually messed up yet
Relentless Reaping 
Did people ever learn mm2, or do they still bugger it every pull
just reclear and parse parties from what I've seen
I can only speak for my own pulls but they've buggered it every time thus far
besides me
might be a hot take but
i hate doing extremes because they feel like the slowest content in this game
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tew can tell you all about how i was running into the slams thinking they already happened

it was pretty funny
i'd be in the right spot and then like, as it's going off i just walk in
oops im dead
must have looked like intentional trolling from 3rd party pov ngl
I forget did we even clear
Ya it was your first clear
I joined at like 5am after a full night of raiding and was fried lmao
Not me doing it blind
Was that last night?
No weeks ago
no this was awhile ago I have a handful of clears now
literally why I hate doing them after doing savage/ultimate in those stuff happens fast but in ex im like
when is mechanic
Island sanctuary is the slowest ive felt anything in the game
Going between DSR and my old content static is so night and day
Especially with how long I was in e8s, there's at least like 20 seconds between every mechanic it feels like
what the fuck is island sanctuary anyways is it some sort of animal crossing game
They give you infinite high cordial tho so it's lit
it's animal crossing without everything that makes animal crossing good
if it was animal crossing it would be full of hrothgar
Its something you put with if you want jean shorts
it's actually amazing how garbage island sanctuary is at being engaging content
i touched it once and was like "this sucks im doing something else" and never went back to it
I've played animal crossing for 8 hours straight before without ever getting bored
island sanctuary is fucking garbage
I want the level 10 glams then Im probably never touching it again
My hot take is they made it specifically to see how many people care about capturing rare mons to see if they wanted to put something like that into beast master
the capturing rare monsters shit is the worst too because there's no skill involved no nothing
speaking of night and day, do uwu as a tank/healer then when you clear do it as a dps
you just burn a bunch of capturing nets and then it runs away because RNG says fuck you
Same as shiny in Pokemon no
the fight is night and day because dps is so free in uwu
I got like three of the easy shinies then decided I didn't care
yeah actually
and shiny chasing in pokemon is only done by insane people
The lack of skill expression in getting shinies is part of why I don't care that they've been getting more and more methods to find them in recent games
let's go gambling
I still haven't seen a single natural random shiny in any pre-Gen VI Pokémon game lmao
my first shiny was a full odds numel in Sapphire
I think I got a shiny Spearow in like gen 4
I've played one pokemon game ever so i basically didn't have a childhood
I guess technically my first shiny was the gyrados from silver
but that doesn't count obviously
speaking of content what do you guys think about ffxiv being "reborn again"
Marketing speak that doesnt mean anything
pr talk
we're dropping the other moon
rest in peace loporrits
until we know more concrete details I'm not gonna get excited
was it because dawntrail was a shit show or was it something thats been planned prior to DT
I mean I started playing the game 6 months ago so I dont really need it to be reborn again personally
i dont see anything that needs to be built from the ground up
sure the msq lacked in everything but it wasnt 1.0 bad
if it means they redo the game from scratch to eliminate all the 'spaghetti code is why we can't do xyz change' im all for it

heck id argue it wasnt even 2.0 bad
infinite glamor plates
dawntrail really hasn't been a shitshow
ffxiv players are just
what if we said it used to be like 4x longer
i mean i assume that they're working on the spaghetti code behind the scenes
that way
Dawntrail has just been Stormblood 2, where the MSQ is a bit weaker than normal, people talk about it like the female lead killed their parents and burned their crops, and the actual combat content is generally all a step up over the previous expac
my understanding is they finished working around the last of the "technical debt" with like 6.x but now they're trying to decide if they can do another decade with
gestures at the current state of the game
if the 7.5 ultimate is the best ultimate ever alongside the story since it's either hades or zenos then we can officially dub dawn trail "the raider's expansion"
because the combat content has been chefs kiss
it really has
the systems around it like fork tower fiasco yea bs but the fights themselves? oh baby
even like the worst content in DT (OC) has had good combat
The 7.5 ulti should be Lahabrea into Hades into WoL all the unsundered
it's just everything around the combat that has sucked
because the game systems are outdated and square is allergic to big changes
People have been liking the deep dungeon of this expac
femroes too
I don't think I've ever seen one positive word about Eureka Orthos
Whole party dcd… twice
ok i don't think EO is THAT bad
hello
my imagining of hades ultimate is the puzzle mech would be letting hades destroy minfilia wall -> we fight a fully realized sin eater -> dual boss phase where we have to bait mechanics onto the other bosses -> final phase is FF1 WoL wielding realized sin eater as weapons + hades sacrificing himself to become the armor CINEMA
i just wish they would go back to the old design paradigm of autos that actually hurt instead of every aoe onetaps you
that would be pretty cool
i wonder if they did that because it favored mch too much for solo?
DD in general seems kinda boring
since autos hurting kinda makes it a "better bring tons of potions" kinda energy
it didn't, really
yea i havent tried solo myself so im kinda tlakin out my ass
mch was very good in potd but war was plenty competitive
it's also good in hoh but everything hurts so much there that tank is just comfy
like mimic autos at 90+
hey extreme is fun sometimes
are insane
honestly DD is my least favorite content in this game I even like fishing better than DD and I fucking hate fishing
I just found MCH really comfy while doing PT, even with other people
ocean fishing is surprisingly fun
this would be the coolest shit imaginable
the DT extremes have been consistently very good
ty se should hire me
eh they're alright
its strange to say that ex4 is the worst when its not even bad
necron was kinda meh imo
Big chunky burst buttons to delete enemies with, an interrupt
the rest are fine
i like necron a lot
Necrons been fine but I dont have a lot to compare it to
necron put me to asleep sorry
js take it as "if you're having fun on necron just imagine how much fun you'll have on other fights"
I liked zelenia because I'm an ff9 simp and it's robo beatrice but the problem with that was the community having 8 trillion solves for each mechanic
sphene was good
zj was fine
I am kinda in the catorgy of "easy to please hard to impress"
1, 3 are good 2, 4 are decent 5 blows 6 is kind of its own thing
beatrix is so cool
vali was good with a peak buster
so yeah 1/3/4 good 2 fine 5 yawn
i just wish you couldnt cheese that one mech on sphene ex
i'm a thordan apologist
which is better than EW at this point tbh
one day im gonna actually put in the effort to clear it
I remember people did not like EW EX for the most part
ask kinger about rubicante ex
ew ex 1 3 and 5 were all fucking garbage
im ngl i feel like a ff fan fraud i didnt know the upcoming ex was even a thing in ff8 lmfao
2 was good and 4 was peak
hot take people hated golbez because they sucked
ex7 was ok
speaking of ex, is ex tsukiyomi actually gonna cause problems for the avg unreal gamer
barbie and golbez were the only 2 really good ones from ew
hydaelyn was ok
what was ex4 again
the rest were garbage
barbariccia?
Yea
yea
peak
unironically peak
fuck rubicante ex so fucking much
yo chat hop on bf6
apparently the fight has meteors so take that as you will
69.99
meteors will definitely cause issues as will the 5 stack dooms
its worth
Trying to do Tsukuyomi mine with my casual friends was the first time I truly crashed out over content
well hey soon we get Tsukuyomi Unreal 🙂
it's kinda funny honestly
we had byakko which was free
then pf couldn't really do suzaku
then we got seiryu which is free
unreal is like the unholy intersection between casual players trying content and that content sometimes being actually slightly hard
and now we're getting one that pf definitely cannot do
god it's cancer
"Oh... It's going to be a long night..." activates my fight or flight response
I believe in the fellow randoms (I shouldnt)
in darkness blooms the spider lily
I'll say this tho
Wayward Daughter is fucking peak
Im actually kinda excited tho because the normal mode was the first time I felt like I was really enjoying the combat of the game
that's pretty common honestly
I love Wayward Daughter
i’m clipfarming
stormblood is when the game content actually started getting good
everything before then is kinda just there
But I cannot stand the music from p1 and intermission anymore
Why is it so hard to make a fight where both the p1 and p2 music is actually good 😭
Yeah the first ex of StB when I blocked the giant ass sword was the first moment I was like "ok maybe this game is cool"
m4s and m8s are right there
so is p8s
nuclear take white stone black sucks
that IS a nuclear take

i'm turning you into lizard stew
I like White Stone Black alright, but I like the p1 theme too... even if I can't remember the name
me when the violence is swearing me to silence or some shit wtf are they singing about
give me embers back
I haven't done either of those yet x.x
I'm glad DSR at least has consistent bangers all the way through
https://youtu.be/kOu3BrQfZfI?si=-3EkOLOi31NNoV60
https://youtu.be/lMJB6NFy9nA?si=8zCsbyTxFTn3aOIy
both amazing
Egads!
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Egads! (Again)
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deserved for playing heli
the music sync takes it up a tier
i miss m4s
FENRIR'S UNBOUND MIGHR
especially with the way they shit the bed with the music in p12sp2
i think since m4s was my first savage clear it's always gonna have a special place in my heart
Heavensward being synced to shit going down in DotH ascends my soul so much
I admit you're strong... But im the one who will win!
it's been rly nice to have such great music on the final floors this xpac
my first was edens promise but I never cleared e12s on content even with echo/relics, feels bad
do you look at wicked thunder and cringe everytime you see her chiyo
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no
I think e12s does have good music for both phases
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1sUaVJUeB0 me and m4s
1999年4月28日発売 サードシングル(TBS 系ドラマ「魔女の条件」主題歌)。大ヒットアルバム「First Love」からのシングルカット。ハイスピードカメラを用いたシーンが印象的なビデオ。
Utada Hikaru - First Love
Hikki's 3rd single, released on Apr. 28, 1999. (also the theme song...
But The Extreme is definitely way better
I don't really remember the e12s p2 music
i just wish my first tier was worth giving a shit about
"i'll remember to mit, you taaaaaaught me how"
the extreme lives rent free in my head
Translation: "I never learned how the junction system worked"
another song where i can visualize the mechanics in real time just by hearing it
ff8 actively punished you for trying to game it, and then made you do giga tedious stuff to meet the stat checks for grinding lmao
I learned how I just actively hated it
junction system is so good it got removed from FF14
drawing on enemies for spells gave the same feeling as shiny hunting in pokemon
whole lotta why tf am i doing this
I never got that far in 8 actually, I think I only played to like... Just after getting Ifrit
yes it is
does escape hit different in top
no
anyway I've tried to play ff8 like 3 times and each time I make it through the end of disc 1 and to the stupid spiral prison place
and then I go
i'm ngl it's a good song but it's kinda weird hearing it sandwiched between three very orchestral tracks
there's a dog barking in this cafe
and there's also a child barking back at the dog

ff9 is peak ff6 fans can cry and everyone knows ff7 enjoyers only like it because it was their first ff /s
balmung save me
9 is peak and 6 is also peak
my favorite FF is checks notes 14, it's terminal
you just reminded me to continue my 9 playthrough
i've always been a fan of the analogy that "dancing mad is the equivalent of painting the sistine chapel with crayons" for how shit the snes sound card was
This is extremely accurate
ff9 is the series' creator's magnum opus and "the truest vision of what final fantasy is meant to be" as stated by themselves
It's a great piece, and it is completely wasted on the SNES
dancing mad is pretty sick
but i love it
it was still good back in 1996
protip marce, whatever you do please DONT do chocobo hot or cold
the organ parts that borrow from bach seemed impossible to actually play irl in my head, like uematsu got away with the fact it was midi lol but imean if they're performing it clearly i was wrong
it'll ruin your experience of ff9
kweh? kweh!? KWEH!!!!?
is this viera okay
SQEX did a fantastic job making very fancy crayons for the SNES, they're more like oil pastels
kweh.
Chrono Trigger soundfont is ridiculous
being a ff9 enjoyer is why I actually like dawn trail but i can totally see why people who didn't grow up with it as a formative game go yea w/e to dt
but minor fun fact if you use the speed up booster for hot an cold the choco goes fast/digs faster but timer goes at a normal speed
kin kin did you send this bnuuy to inspect me
but doesn't change the fact that it's just ugh
lvl 1 run was fun
you have been selected for random bnuy inspection
If we make it out of the FF9 expansion without a version of the dark messenger in 14
I'm going to be very disappointed
shadowed messengers?
we have we will we will rock you at home

eyes
finally made my OWN pf for unreal
congrats on conquering your fears
(and cleared)
but fr im curious what their gonna give doom train , somthing new , somthing from eden?
congrats on conquering seiryu (it was harder in 2017)
honestly I might just keep making my own for the power to simply kick people
this is the way
Someone here said that they wanted it to be the man with the machine gun from 8, and I would really like that
Because that's a pretty cool track
oh no i already conquered seiryu
i conquered uhhhh anxiety
That would go hard asf as a trial theme
that was sapph who loves man with a machine gun
(it was harder in 2017)
sorry you get eyes on me performed by the smile singer

Banger game lowkey
minor fun fact laguna is also voiced by gohan in eng
highkey actually
I like smile
But I don't like eyes on me
smile's not even a bad song
the mixing is just ass and it was used at the wrong time
eyes on me make me sad because of the ending
I think it'd be great if they got a power voice to do Smile and didn't put all the syllables on the off beats
to be fair eyes on me chorus melody great
once the chorus kicks in it's much better
you can barely hear the singer over the accompaniment half the time
sphenes book has alot of references to melody of life having it as the front page , the notes and bottom left has a lil vivi on it
yea i like smile when it's the actual chorus
idk who sang it but outside of the choruses it's so like
breathy???
feels like they're exhaling into a mic
iirc someone said the main singer on smile is also the one who sang scream which just seems like a mismatch in styles
I got really sick of scream really quick TBH
breathy but also being forced to keep pace with a very odd tempo
p9/10s music was the best of the ew raids sry not sry
At this point I honestly prefer the p5 version of scream to the p6 or p7 version
woah, it's like Living Memory as a book
silent scream was always better
it sums up the area pretty well
Vivi on the cover 🔥
my favorite track is still by far fleeting moment though
Vivi my beloved
dissenters will be tracked down
and ofc has the twin planets
They gotta add the post endwalker soundtrack to streaming man
peak
zidane is the giga chad of all FF protags
Just wait until you get to the peak male bonding scene between the two of them
You'll know it when you get there 🙂
gulp
money!
kweh

Also "melodies of life" makes me cry big manly tears
food
death sentence
chocobo tendies
What do u need for mentor again?
did we get a soken-ified you are not alone yet i forget
1.5k comms and DT role quests done
So is actually being a good mentor…
also 1k duties done but thats kind of a given with the comms
Thats not to bad
kugane fried chocobo is one of etheirys's most popular fast food chains
Almost 1/3 there already
Ingame menttor is a utterly worthless title since its super easy to get
1500 commendations, and complete tank, healer, and DPS role quests from DT
I want crown
that's why they should remove the crown symbol
Burger King crown next to my name might have a lil aura 🤔
Ofc ill actually do mentor things if i get it
So you don't even have to do all of the role quests
PLEASE give me a watering can icon
no we havent had that one yet
Just three of the five quest lines
please
idk i got my mentor and all I do with it is terrorize toby in nn
based
I've seen the proof of that lmao
we know tobi shows us pictures
I don't think so
things i use my crown for:
- saying "mentor btw" when i eat shit and die to basic mechs
- trying to help sprouts in nn
- shitposting in nn
Damn u get the arkveld weapon coffer EVERY time? I thought u didnt get it if you alr had one in ur inv, i have 26 lmao
What am i supposed to do with these
trash
priorities
Rly nothing else?
use them as catchup on alt jobs, or glam
o are you not playing with moguri mod
idk you can augment them to 760
i like 99999999% recommend using it
whats moguri
flaccid NIN knives are funny
tldr upscales the backgrounds so its not so pixely
they've got real physics!
ohh what
jst google moguri mod ff9 or something
i'm still sad we didn't get arkveld armor
love the super long RP messages in chat and then just /shout does anyone need to be tucked in
mood
I see you are a meowdy enjoyer
i'm not home rn but if I was I'd just screenshot FFXIV being closed and cyberpunk being open
I uh... yeah...
i saw "meowdy everynyan" the other day and I needed to be physically restrained
physically restrained because i wanted to strangle them
LOL
anyways look at this pizza
Where's the cheese
not there
tell that to this place
they got lines around the block
the red slice has spicy salami on it tho it's not rawdog tomato sauce
Its under the sauce
on a scale of 1 to straight condemned as satan's foot stool how bad is a soggy bottom on a pizza in nyc
death sentence
like genuinely though bad pizza places don't get to stay open for long here
unless it's a brand named tourist trap chain
Fuck that, if you want that go to Chicago
deep dish is not real pizza
TRUTH
if you disagree you are wrong
If I have to eat it with a fork, it's not pizza
if it folds a paper plate it's not pizza
Like don't get me wrong, deep dish can be good, but it ain't really pizza
where's that Jon Stewart rant about deep dish
That's why I said it can be, because it's often not
showing up in 5 minutes
i guess to a new yorker, calling a deep dish a pizza is like calling a lasagna a cake?
true in the most pedantic of senses but no
a casserole even
Calling deep dish a pizza is like, you just spit on my mother's grave
LOL
It is a casserole
it's the same ingredients but that does not make the same dish
yeah but only for foxes
@rapid whale boo
it'd be funny to teleport to Singapore and then get immediately hospitalized for 3 months due to the anima drain
shoot forgot to open act well theres my necron cleear
Never need to reinstance today so thats 20ish pulls bleeh
Fwiw, every ff game with speed up added works like this for some reason, ff8 ultima weapon is infamous for how you originally needed 2 parties but now nah you can just run across ultimecias entire castle in time (and Odin timer lmao)
Ff12 it’s a little less pronounced bc it only effects overworld timers and not battles, so timers like Zeromus works as intended but chocobo timers and Giza plains wet dry seasons aren’t effected by it’s 4 times speed
The reason each of those work is bc the game was originally programmed to put a timestamp in IGT for whatever time ahead on your time played counter and not start an actual timer, which makes sense for accounting for lag in zone transitions and combat loading but yeah, creates this issue
You can also hard crash your console by starting a timer right before the games IGT passes back to 0:00 and causing a severe overflow glitch in ff9 specifically (infamously done to get excal 2 if you don’t want to speedrun the game, minus the crashing bit)
It basically says “this timer started at 10:05.00 IGT, it is 15m timer, it ends at 10:20.00” and simply counts how far away that is. If you use a cheat engine to change your IGT in an emulator or pc port it also changes the timer because of this
do the different melee slots matter for TEA?
same responsibilities different spots
m1 has marginally more pressure to get their doll down fast
but who cares
i have a pf set for a future TEA party, and someone asked me which melee slot i was going to assign them too
when i said "any of them" they didnt respond
It's not getting the doll down that's the issue, it's avoiding exploding them
Me and Shiggy experienced the worst M1 in TEA today
A sam who couldn't dps their doll fast enough

Ya
They would wait 5 business days before hitting it
can I have some TEA friends review this clip
i dont know how we keep wiping here but its at this moment that it usually happens
i think its because our prange is too close to me with their dolls but id like a double take
are we all too close with our dolls
You're kinda in between three of them
It's these ones you wanna watch out for
you get two debuffs so you explode
idk the strat but anywhere here should probably be safe?
okay thank you siti that actually makes sense
As long as you're not sitting right in between two dolls, you should be fine I think? For an overhead perspective
ye, just wanna get hit by one and you're good
A6S is finished
unfortunately I enjoyed playing WAR so I cant immediatly strike it off my maybe list
send the midare
just stand
directly on top of your doll
or on it but cheated directly out towards the wall
I just do Kaeshi: Setsugekka > Shoha and then look at HP, sometimes I throw in a 1 if needed
or a 12 if I'm really unlucky
can probably skip the second third gcd if I just used an ogcd instead too
i still cant get over watching that samurai be that slow in killing
doll still had 100% hp when it was time for me to move
I was ninja and pct
I forgor
The mustache man’s name is on that
A6S incident tierlist v2
grahhhhhh why won't my cyberpunk achievement pop
sam beefing with tank made me chuckle
oddly enough seen it happen a few times between different pfs
what happened to mch
Shot vortexer
is that a bad thing
and why is there a verraise at 60 tier
Vortexer took from December 26th to now to clear
that doesn't explain why shooting it is bad
Nono it was a good thing we just needed something for the mch
Summoner got 3 revives
Smn was playing viper but we had someone drop out and I swapped to ninja from pct
So the clear party was PLD/DRK/NIN/SAM/MCH/SMN/SCH/AST
picto at level 60.... my condolences
though viper at 60 might just be worse
.....it's kinda funny how dawntrail gave us both easily the worst lv50 job and one of the better ones
it's even funnier that they apparently learned nothing from EW and Reaper regarding jobs at low levels
picto at 50 doesn't make me want to uninstall the game at least
viper is actively unfun
Its ok i just lost access to starry motif and holy in white
Lol
viper at anything below 100 is doodoo
it's kind of wild that the same team that designed it also gave us VPR and RPR
which both feel objectively like dogshit before 90/80
must be two different sub groups in the job team or something
maybe the ones making melee jobs just suck at their job
it’s because RPR was a beta test for motifs
they could have fixed RPR but it’s better to put it in the new job
I actually love low level vpr with max sks
It has nice flow
It’s not good
But it feels nice
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ill just never speak again
my bad
yeah but try VPR in stone vigil where your AoE combo only gives you one of your buffs so you have to single target for the other
Tbf what job isn't cooked in ARR content
who said 'right meow'
adrix

From the team that brought you ninja for the last 10 years, the skill design of black mage, and the fun of StB dragoon. We bring you this abysmal dogshit
“Here’s Pictomancer! They’re a dps with a raid buff, selfish-levels of dps with crazy burst, a party shield, one of the best dashes in the game (why does a caster need this), and benefits immensely from forced downtime”
“Also we didn’t really want to nerf the job until everyone was (rightfully) calling it OP as fuck”
Don't forget they also buffed every other dps job
And then only nerfed pixto after that wasnt enough
Literally the only way they could’ve made PCT more busted was giving it a raise
I've said this a trillion times
but I will forever find it amusing that they gave picto smudge, and then gave white mage the same thing minus the sprint on triple the cooldown
like can you say "fuck you" any more clearly
"Yeah that's balanced"
"Also fuck you dragoon the backflip is only backwards, get fucked"

Yeah a caster of all things doesn’t need a 20s recast dash with 5 seconds of sprint
well you see it's an immobile job with limited movement options (clueless)
The job already has very free movement with Holy in White being basically dps neutral/very minor dps loss
Bard has that shitty backstep so they’re obviously privileged
Sir a second backwards jump has hit PvE
i miss when repelling shot had damage
a grappling hook would be pretty low hanging fruit if they wanted to do a mch gapcloser I guess
although I've never really found myself wanting one that badly
I need a teleport to my fairy on scholar though that would be sick
WHM to SGE/SCH “Let’s all have PvE movement skills and not tell AST”
tbf lightspeed is a way more powerful movement skill
they put two charges of lightspeed and neutral sect on the same job and thought it was gonna be ok
i dont think theyve ever thought ast balance was ok, people just play whm anyways so they dont care
They stopped caring when AoE balance stopped being a thing IMO
aoe balance is cared about most this expansion than any previous time in games history ngl
like do u remember monk aoe back in the day
just turn when backflipping
No not that aoe balance
trust the plan
I mean aoe balance the card
But yeah aoe balance is so wack
earthly star is a gain on 8
throwback to endwalker astro where if you didn't pull a lord for DOTH you give up on life

I can guess why AoEs got buffed
something yellow, something something turns tanks into pulp
i like the idea of mch movement skill just being a tank that shows up for 0.7 seconds
Mech would get a grappling hook tbh
MCH grapping hook is the first circular dash, goes either 90 degrees clockwise or counterclockwise relative to the target
jet pack wahoo
this will be machinist in 20xx
yooooo is that final fantasy 20
since 14 is 3 after 11 that means the next final fantasy is an mmorpg again right
surely
yo
🙏
on my solo run 😄
i've learned that other devs have this weird fear of nerfing things "because we don't want to make people feel bad"
marvel rivals just buffed half their healer roster because the new dive hero was so strong. instead of just... nerfing the new dive hero
Players react better to that even if it results in the same thing
It's more complex with gacha, where nerfing a character means it's no longer the original product you paid to get
I don’t like avoiding nerfs since it causes power creep
I think there was a gacha forced to refund customets after a nerf
i mean rivals isn't gacha
they could have definitely just nerfed the one character as an easy fix
Sure, but it provides a live environment where devs can see people complain less when balances happen by buffing everyone else instead of 1 nerf
Of course, eventually the players do end up rightfully complaining about powercreep
it is yeah
yeah, i mean you're never going to make everyone happy, and i'm sure they look at data, but my general thought is similar between the games. if the job/hero is relatively new, people haven't adjusted yet to what the norm is for that, so it's the perfect time to nerf
like the whole "don't want to make PCT players feel bad" was silly to me because the job was new. plus even PCT players knew the job was kind of OP especially in certain fights
yeah ik but so far still chilling on floors 51-60
bruh 4 floors straight of items unavailable
pain
ig the psychology is "one group feels sad while the rest feels satisfied vs one group feels satisfied while the rest feel happy" ?
gonna reach floor 70 before calling it for now
since next set is the big 3
after 70
though 61-70 has the tigers
yeah but buffing multiple jobs to compensate runs a higher risk of further imbalance IMO
because you have more chances to mess it up
vs nerfing the one job everyone is talking about. maybe it’s overcorrected or not too much but at least it’s just the one
i feel u but i think in the devs mind, the objective balance of the jobs matters less than the perceived balance the community feels
taking wild guess ofc just based on pattern of behaviors
yeah i think they are a bit too afraid of negative feedback
if they tried an early nerf to PCT maybe FRU would have had some semblance of a damage check for a bit
i mean it was still not that hard without a PCT but for the average PF it would have been more noticeable
wtf this floorset everything dots like a truck
Nerfs are fine when it's a needed and justified nerf
PCT took way too long to get adjusted
the fact that fru is unironically more difficult now because of the pct nerfs
everytime someone says how easy fru dps checks are i just think back to when my saus clear wiped to p5 enrage twice
🙂
i thought it balanced out due to consumable + potency creep on melees across the board
probably
wat
that has to be like down horrendous crit rng or something idk
my first instinct is button pushing issue but if they are doing c41 they prob know their buttons i'd assume
were you on smn or something
found it
i’m on pld as always
have a looksie
guess which player i am in the .8% run
nah i’m just a one trick
im just thinking back and like
im not proud of it but i've cleared even while dying as the dance partner'd picto
so im wondering what the hell happened
generationally low crit ig
@_@
fru is probably the best i’ve played personally in terms of consistency and progression speed
still pretty proud of a week 7 clear
wonder what I could do if i had more time
hell yeah
it was great fun as my first on patch ulti hoping the next one is even better
gave me enough confidence to go for top/dsr
im partial to top
shit is flawed i know for sure
of course
fru is fun tho but idk how much of that is my 'first on patch ultimate' vibe
was fru one of those fights like m4s you buff at diff gcd timing
in a way
hell yeah goring first enjoyer /s
fuck i miss pre rework pld
everytime i think about it i just imagine myself with a cigarette
i hope i never have that exp
same with old smn enjoyers
i liked ew monk but i never actually got into raiding like that so i cant say i miss it
it unfortunately needed to happen
archaic ass job design
an essentially 35s “burst” window would not work with today’s fight design
specifically ultimate fight design
Wicked Thunder
Wicked Thunder
Graphs made by the numerically deranged
Wicked Thunder
i wish i could raid with Wicked Thunder
deranged or based?
It reminds me of people in fighting games making insanely complicated combos
Why does Wicked Thunder have a gun
But in this situation you’re doing it for like +50 DPS or whatever
i mean it was significantly worse in the past
don't you know?
electrope has many uses
I know, my friend has been a DRK main for forever
actually i guess now its worse than it was before the rework because the gains are even smaller
And I’ve seen those horrific optimizations
i mean drk is cursed because of mana ticks
Watch and learn
also she does have a huge fuck off cannon
smh why can't we get electrope
I bet 8.0 MCH will use electrope in skills
surely electrope can fix acb
😌
Nah, the next phys is a double gun job and will get all the cool shit instead
let her
i’m still living my fantasy of a job which has a sword and a pistol
that’s what i thought viper was going to be
until they actually revealed it
Ye, everoyone tought it would have been corsair
Tbf it would have been cooler, viper is kinda generic
viper’s still cool
not really, viper is actually difficult

idk viper feels like a snoozer to play
Another joke please
successful ragebait
damn i guess having a differing opinion is now ragebait 
https://youtu.be/09e20rnCY6o?si=5g6u64z-45eqEW7X whenever i see ur name i think of this video
:3
there's no way that's real
wait a second i recognize that from cider spider videos
is that not a dying sound
i play a tank i believe i have some authority over what is boring and what is not
But we will never forget
aint no fucking way







