endgame-lounge

[worn bluff]

it’s ok i’m not good at any games

[zealous meteor]

truck game works very well on the steam deck btw

[dreamy whale]

I stopped playing after i fell asleep irl on the highway ingame

[wicked delta]

Im perfectly average at every game I play

Which is fine by me

[dreamy whale]

Woke up in a guardrail

[wicked delta]

Because at least im not literally terrible

[tame shuttle]

Im just good enough to be above average but not good enough to be great at anything

Which is worse than being bad

[jolly flume]

being bad at things has comedic value

[dapper zealot]

I hate watching someone trying to find something in a room and they meticulously scan them entire room EXCEPT for the corner they need to

[jolly flume]

so I'm okay with it

[tame shuttle]

And peace there is a peace to it

[sleek moon]

I'm not a big fan of trial and error kinda games so I avoid those

Hollow knight being the exception

[tame shuttle]

If a game has sbmm and your just slightly above average your in purgatory

[boreal pumice]

com sucks thank god theirs a manip way to get enemy cards

[zealous meteor]

you have committed the cardinal sin of boring me.

[wicked delta]

It was very funny to watch you click on the same pod for like 20 minutes

[worn bluff]

i swear some streamers purposely do that shit

[dreamy whale]

Woag

[worn bluff]

and purposely don’t read tooltips

[wicked delta]

I mean

Yeah

Need to farm clips

Me tho? Im that dented

I lose my own keys while they’re in my pockets

I grabbed a glass to pour some water

I pour in the water

I go upstairs without my glass of water

[jolly flume]

I was looking for my airpods the other day while listening to something on said airpods

[wicked delta]

I go back downstairs to grab the glass of water

I grab the glass

[boreal pumice]

chiyo looking for his glasses while wearing glasses

[wicked delta]

I put it on a random shelf

I go back upstairs

[dapper zealot]

Bro's the "where's my glasses" that's on my head guy

[wicked delta]

I once again go downstairs to grab my glass of water

This cycle went on for like 20 minutes I was so embarrassed 😭

[zealous meteor]

of course the baby would have no object permanence

[wicked delta]

You play lalafell

[zealous meteor]

you're so fucking young

baby.

[zealous meteor]

no i don't hate you

but you ARE baby

[wicked delta]

Everyone hates me

💔

[tame shuttle]

[dapper zealot]

I do 😌

[tame shuttle]

I dont hate you tobi

[tame shuttle]

Brother

[wicked delta]

[zealous meteor]

i mean toby according to discord we're friends

so the image is wrong

[wicked delta]

Thats true

[sick dirge]

i opened this channel at a horrible time

[dreamy whale]

What raid food does smn eat

Is it mocueca

[zealous meteor]

cyanide

[wicked delta]

I think every job rn eats mate cookie

[dreamy whale]

Guh

[zealous meteor]

i think scholar eats mollete actually?

[loud nymph]

oi

[dreamy whale]

I thought tank ate roast chicken

[jolly flume]

slow jobs usually eat mate cookies

[wicked delta]

Could be wrong though

[loud nymph]

watch it

[wicked delta]

Shiver me timbers

What are you gonna do about it

[jolly flume]

fast jobs usually use speed food

which is uhhh

[loud nymph]

destroy your knees

[jolly flume]

sweet maple mate and mollete rn

[dreamy whale]

Which one is smn-

I dont know this stuff

[loud nymph]

SMN eats mate cookies

[dreamy whale]

Ok

[loud nymph]

just like about 90% of the rest of jobs

[zealous meteor]

https://xivgear.app/?page=sl|e5716a38-b081-471b-8cf5-caaa22103d5c

[wicked delta]

You cant destroy my knees I am on them every single day to pray to the Lord

[dapper zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-moly-gif-2379897567703251318

[zealous meteor]

lord lolorito?

[wicked delta]

My lord and savior Jesus Christ

[loud nymph]

this is sch tho?

[zealous meteor]

yeah i said that sch didn't use mate cookies

[loud nymph]

oh mb

I can't read

[zealous meteor]

for some reason i doubt you're actually (practicing) christian

[sick dirge]

so cant most of the playerbase

[sleek moon]

I still eat a bunch of leftover 7.0 food (it hasn't expired)

[wicked delta]

[dapper zealot]

Imagine reading

[wicked delta]

Im a Catholic

[sick dirge]

ikr

[wicked delta]

I went to church 4 years ago

That counts

[zealous meteor]

no

[jolly flume]

bro I'm still eating caviar canapes

[zealous meteor]

it does not

[loud nymph]

As a great man frog once said, I may be small, but that only serves to put me at castration level

[wicked delta]

It totally does

Ive gone to church more often than 95% of the country

I can take a little break

[jolly flume]

the little break in question:

[zealous meteor]

hmmmmmm

[wicked delta]

Stop flaming me Chiyo

[zealous meteor]

what's a little flaming among friends

[jolly flume]

join the religion of spice and wolf and I'll consider it

[wicked delta]

Hes my nemesis

[tame shuttle]

Why

[zealous meteor]

nemesis is just best friends with extra steps

[tame shuttle]

Chiyo is frenly

[wicked delta]

He hates me

[jolly flume]

tobias is so ragebaitable

I can't help it

[random needle]

❓

[wicked delta]

I JOIN VC

“Hello community twink”

[loud nymph]

I mean honestly it's not much of a gap between hating and hate fucking

[wicked delta]

I WAS LIKE HELLO???

[zealous meteor]

twinkias

[tame shuttle]

Cap locks scares me

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-fear-shaking-scared-gif-3573734305351084870

[dapper zealot]

Is it false tho?

[sick dirge]

basically zenos

lol

[wicked delta]

I can accept twink but I am not for the community

[zealous meteor]

i mean until proven otherwise i'll assume both tobias and chiyo are twinks

[dapper zealot]

Gated twink

[jolly flume]

idk if I can be considered a twink

[wicked delta]

Chiyo is too like

Built like a normal dude

To be a twink

[jolly flume]

😭

[zealous meteor]

chiyo's a guy????

[jolly flume]

whyd you say that like its an insult

[zealous meteor]

[/s]

[jolly flume]

nope

don't believe their lies

[wicked delta]

You’re literally just built like some guy what do u want me to say

[zealous meteor]

what are your pronouns then she/her?

[jolly flume]

🖐️

[wicked delta]

You’re pregnant?

Congrats

[jolly flume]

ast/sch

[wicked delta]

Oh

I may be dented

Nevermind

[dapper zealot]

Preganant

[wicked delta]

😭

[jolly flume]

you cant even get the JOKE MADE AGAINST YOU

[loud nymph]

I'm going to address you as whm/whm

[zealous meteor]

i have used enough neopronouns that i WILL use these if you ask

[wicked delta]

My BAD

I never claimed to be smart

[jolly flume]

dumb community twink

well I guess the server icon isnt the dented head for nothing

we're all stupid

[wicked delta]

If we all fuse together could we get rid of the dent in our heads

[zealous meteor]

oh guess i'm going to chiyos

[dapper zealot]

No

It makes it more dented

[wicked delta]

Damn…

[jolly flume]

oh yeah

who's got that crying cat emoji

going waaaaah

one of my servers mustve deleted it recently

and i miss it

[zealous meteor]

[jolly flume]

no like

an actual cat

[zealous meteor]

uhhhhh

[jolly flume]

screaming into the void

[zealous meteor]

[loud nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/hraesvelgr-dsr-dragonsong-ffxiv-soggy-gif-187864548329800776

[wicked delta]

I only have

[zealous meteor]

this is an actual cat

trust me

[wicked delta]

[loud nymph]

[zealous meteor]

[worn bluff]

[sick dirge]

[dapper zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-hehehe-mwehehe-gif-18358017715551073826

[loud nymph]

[jolly flume]

there we go I stole it

[wicked delta]

[jolly flume]

[wicked delta]

[dapper zealot]

Sam when samurai

[zealous meteor]

[jagged aspen]

whats the range on tank lb?

[wicked delta]

Isnt it like 30 yalms

Could be wrong

[sick dirge]

uh

[zealous meteor]

i thought it was 50

[jolly flume]

its 50

[wicked delta]

I have never had to check the range for a tank lb3

[zealous meteor]

All 4 level 3 tank limit breaks are functionally identical. They reduce damage taken by self and all party members within 50 yalms by 80% for 8 seconds. They have an animation lock of 3.86 seconds.

[wicked delta]

Why do you ask?

[sick dirge]

wiki says its 50

[jagged aspen]

how did he die then? https://youtu.be/qNdjZOgCU1I?t=3149

he didnt get lb somehow?

[jolly flume]

well you can get propagated by it but in that instance he clicks it off so he can rez with full mp

[jagged aspen]

oh lol

[versed kayak]

damage can also snapshot before you get it, if the tank presses it late

[jagged aspen]

thats actually a gain for drk?

[wicked delta]

More edging

[jolly flume]

10k mp is worth like just about 1500 potency so yeah it's worth not rolling your gcd for a few seconds

[jagged aspen]

interesting

[boreal pumice]

infinite mp is funny on drk if you have a chemist spam edge

[jolly flume]

also that cover of hearts aligned goes hard

I haven't heard that one in a while

[sick dirge]

question mark

oh

[kind elm]

diffed by a big malnutritioned lad

[jagged aspen]

whats the actual music in p6 then?

[jagged aspen]

prob distance based too?

or not distance but which order the party is in from the caster

[jolly flume]

yes

it ripples through the party by proximity

each jump takes

I think it was roughly .13s?

[jagged aspen]

so like an entire second to land on the last then

[jolly flume]

so you have just about a second from the cast going off to the last player in the party getting the buff

[remote gate]

mods can we pin this epic chiyo crash out moment

[jolly flume]

with quite dire consequences sometimes

[jolly flume]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f47Qo5uLDE

[jagged aspen]

he just wanted to cover fulgent cast 🙁

[jolly flume]

nah I actually lost it that time

I wouldn't care if it was just a totem but I'd been trying to c41 my friend for days at that point

so I alt f4'd and threw my mouse across the room

lol

[zealous meteor]

was the mouse ok

[jolly flume]

no

[zealous meteor]

poor mouse :(

[remote gate]

chiyo can we have a gallery of crash out moments that have the no no words censored with positive words

[jagged aspen]

was the room ok?

[jolly flume]

the room was fine

[jolly flume]

there aren't enough moments like that for a gallery

very rarely do I actually crash out over the game of all things

it's a game

whatever

[remote gate]

understandable and a great attitude to have for this game

[jagged aspen]

when ppl throw mouse, is the mouse wireless or do you rip it out first

[jolly flume]

mine was wireless

yall should see stella's rage moments

[remote gate]

but I still want to see more incredible crash out moments light the whm in an uwu vc crashing out or an OT i know in TEA pf that lost his shit at his healers because he didnt get a drop of healing after tankbusters

[jolly flume]

that shit goes hard

[remote gate]

i watched Orr's pov too and he didnt get any fucking healing too

"healers. at this level my only options of self sustain is hardcasting clemancy. PLEASE give me some healing."

(tho I think confitor gives some healing at 80 but its like a bees dick amount?)

[jolly flume]

that hardly qualifies as a crashout

thats

practically polite lol

now this

this is a crashout

[whole estuary]

Once the whole combo series for Confiteor heals, it's more than half your HP bar

[remote gate]

🤣

[boreal pumice]

heres a crash out i remember for xeno team one of their static members using a old relic during fru

[remote gate]

thank you for the follow up riv 🫡

[jolly flume]

I've fully crashed out over this game twice ever

[sleek moon]

Dawntrail got nominated for best ongoing and best community support

[jolly flume]

rest of the time it's just run of the mill wtf is pf doing

[remote gate]

not sure if I should 💀 or 😂

the community has NOT been kind to this expansion

[whole estuary]

It depends on who the competition is I guess

[zealous meteor]

i mean by community support i think they mean the dev team to the community

not the other way around

[remote gate]

oh yeah the game awards are going on now right

[trim frost]

just nominations announced

nothing particularly surprising imo

the AAAs everyone expected + e33 + hades 2 + silksong

basically it

[remote gate]

hoping metroid prime 4 gets a spot been waiting my entire teenage life for this

[worn bluff]

GotY is stacked

[trim frost]

🙂

[remote gate]

course thats only if the npcs dont ruin the game

[jagged aspen]

what were the aaas even this year

[remote gate]

swear to god if we get followers that make MCU tier quips at everything we do

[zealous meteor]

"ha! i think that enemy got the point!"
"ha! i think that enemy got the point!"
"ha! i think that enemy got the point!"
"ha! i think that

[whole estuary]

Ewww, none of them said the game title

[zealous meteor]

[sees a big metroid] what is this, some kind of metroid prime?

[whole estuary]

Samus.... you were the real Metroid all along

[wicked delta]

One punch man

[whole estuary]

They should do a collab game and just straight up name it Metroidvania

[sleek moon]

That would require one side to remember that Castlevania exists

Beyond just remasters of 2d games

[whole estuary]

"Castlevania? You mean the anime?"

[remote gate]

||metroid dread spoilers||

[rapid whale]

Hell yeah

[worn bluff]

this reminds me of how cringe some of the dialogue is in marvel rivals

Blade: Hey, uh, wanna know a little secret? Your song "Flow" is on my slay-list.
Luna Snow: "SLAY-list…?"
Blade: Uh, yeah. The playlist I put on when I'm out slaying vamps. Really gets my blood pumpin'.
Luna Snow: People have told me that was a killer track… but I didn't take it literally!

🤮

[remote gate]

can you give me a trigger warning next time holy shit

[versed kayak]

I wish I didn't read this

[worldly grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/this-fucking-sucks-crying-girl-tears-of-joy-clapping-danny-devito-gif-12766761978490409957

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-biggest-peice-of-dogshit-peice-of-shit-gif-13354334831488207353

[worn bluff]

someone was paid a full time salary to write that

[jolly flume]

how many years do you have to have behind you to find something like that funny

[loud nymph]

what the fuck

[jolly flume]

I think it's gotta be at least 60

[worn bluff]

tbf a lot of blade fans probably are in their 50s/60s

[dreamy whale]

Great news from yoshi p

Korea and China will no longer get exclusives months before global

https://youtu.be/PgG0kWvCOAk?si=EI5kIDsUoiQkdwgF

[clear plume]

I’ve had generation crash outs in game, lost an account once for calling somebody things I cannot repeat here

[dreamy whale]

Guh

I can’t judge I got multiple chat bans from league

[rapid whale]

LMAO

[clear plume]

Also had somebody make an entire blog post about how I’m sexist off of how much I called her out for being a dumbass in the balance when I was staff there

(Whm mentor btw)

[rapid whale]

i had a similar exp i apparently said a phobic meme without realizing it was one

[jolly flume]

[dreamy whale]

I got told not to post a meme bc it was an edited political comic

“I’ll handle them, ga bu”

[zealous meteor]

i wonder what the original comic was
(it's almost definitely rockthrow)

[dreamy whale]

Nope

It was one of those newspaper style ones

[dreamy whale]

You could tell it was drawn by some grumpy 50 year old

[rapid whale]

mb

[sleek moon]

I like the people that edit his comics to make them more inclusive and positive

[sly basin]

today danny devito is 81yrs old

[pale blade]

hey do you think those eight or nine boyfriends should unionize or has that ship already sailed

[rapid whale]

the what in the who now

[pale blade]

yes

[dreamy whale]

A girl was edating 8-9 guys on xiv and none of them knew about each other

And then she slipped up

And they knew

[loud nymph]

god forbid women do anything

[zealous meteor]

honestly those still make me uncomfortable because the whole reason his "normal" comics exist is to normalize the evil ones

....but that's probably not a discussion for this server

[dreamy whale]

Limit cut boyfriend

[loud nymph]

p12s limit cut aaaaaaaaa

https://tenor.com/view/vietnam-flashback-traumatized-cat-gif-7852054576948114551

[dreamy whale]

Imagine one of them bought her a mount off the market board and the other one was like

“Wait a minute i didnt give you that much gil”

[jolly flume]

e-dating

[sly basin]

wait for 10 years ??????

[craggy marsh]

I hope those guys form their own static together

[rapid whale]

LMFAO

[dreamy whale]

“Fuck you ashley”, newcomers to the world prog scene take stream first in Four Lords Ultimate!

[rapid whale]

"are we doing this true North or Ashley relative?"

[tired egret]

hope I don't have to deal with this once I get to doing Ultimates

or just current content in general

[pine holly]

With inconsistent strats? Nah that's an eternal thing

[loud nymph]

DT ex4 had about 300 different permutations of strats for like 4 of the mechs when it was current

you're more likely to run into that shit when content is new, not less

[pine holly]

You might also experience studying a mechanic, finding a really easy way to resolve it, and no one listens to you.

[loud nymph]

nowadays PF has mostly settled on DPS in first, braindead EF2, but that was definitely not the case when the ex was brand new content

[pine holly]

I am definitely not still salty over that

[rapid whale]

pf demands you ferring

[loud nymph]

ferring decay is the fucking worst aaaaaaaaaaa

[rapid whale]

ferring decay killed my grandmother

[dull drum]

dropping my hot take

braindead ef2 sucks

[pine holly]

I wasn't even there for that. I just remember day 1 noticing "oh, you can really make spotlights easier by splitting the arena e/w or n/s then looking at the tile underneath the boss to determine where you go within a second"

Got told I was an idiot.

[rapid whale]

a lot of ppl like to romanticize how hard certain mechs r it's true

stares at top

[pine holly]

"Just do the mechanic"
Yeah but you can reduce errors this way
"Just do the mechanic"

[rapid whale]

my fav is when they have a raid plan in the description, say you did it wrong, point to the exact page on THEIR listed raid plan that shows you did it as written, "Just do it the way we said okay??" like you're the problem

i still hate you random PF'er

[loud nymph]

braindead ef2 is fine, the part that drives me insane is where you drop the donut at the wall and then run through it

why are you doing that

just don't do that

[rapid whale]

wait what you have time for that?

i thought if you had donut it drags you back in

[loud nymph]

no, you just run thru it and take like a single tick of damage

[rapid whale]

ic

[loud nymph]

it doesn't do a pull in or anything

[pine holly]

Pf misreading the m5s raid plans and doing some stupid ass N/W and S/E prio for spotlights was so dumb and made that shit way more error prone then it needed to be

[trim frost]

something i also hate is like

making strats 3x more complicated just to give melees positional uptime

[zealous meteor]

braindead
look inside
more complicated than just eyeballing it

[shy obsidian]

I miss doing that strat the "proper" way ;-;

[zealous meteor]

[rapid whale]

alright bets on how many raid plans will be there for train ex

im gonna say 5 within the first week

[shy obsidian]

wonder if the train weapons will look fleshy

[pine holly]

Thankfully I'm staticing it this time

[tired egret]

I mainly meant static drama like this

but sure

I already dealt with incosistent crap

I did Coils & shit with a bunch of people

[pine holly]

Oh, eh, idk, I have a low tolerance for static drama

[tired egret]

seen several ways to fuck up Meteors on T9

[shy obsidian]

wish I had the motivation to keep up with a static...

[pine holly]

If someone straight up yells then I'm out

[tired egret]

well atm only problem I got with my static is having a french guy who's accent is so strong

I can barely understand anything

[loud nymph]

fucking

autocad sunrise

worst example of that I can think of in recent memory

[trim frost]

bro that shit was so stupid

uptime in a fight with no dps check btw

[sleek moon]

Kill fflogs

[jade nimbus]

forgetting everything is a dps check for pf

smh

[loud nymph]

DPS check is super lenient
"uptime strat"
competent DPS would skiprise anyway
but the uptime brainrot infected pf

[sly basin]

me when the pf fails ark ex dps check

[loud nymph]

so you had PFs that were never going to skip sunrise doing uptime sunrise and fucking up because the positioning was significantly more tight

so fucking stupid

[pine holly]

I never was in a party where we skipped sunrise, but I still only ever saw the mechanic after sunrise once.

Usually she died on the 2nd towers or right when they resolved for me.

[trim frost]

ive seen enrage once

dps was low but mayyybe would've killed if people actually knew how to do sword quiver (the most nonmechanic mechanic ever)

they did not

[jolly flume]

if you are doing uptime sunrise for a better parse

that's inherently contradictory

because if anyone in that party was doing half decent damage

you wouldn't see the mechanic in the first place

[valid solar]

I think I just caused a dsr disband

[thin tartan]

uptime sunrise was easier than normal

dont change my mind

[valid solar]

we wiped on strength for like 10 minutes (not my fault) and the one time we got past it I invul'd early

[jolly flume]

I mean you can argue the strat is easier and I won't bother to debate that because it's kind of just opinion

but arguing for it because of uptime is like

[rapid whale]

o u grinding?

[jolly flume]

please explode

[rapid whale]

LET ME IN COACH

[valid solar]

if you dont mind starting a pf from scratch sure

[jolly flume]

ok bungus

what did you do

[trim frost]

only reason i learned uptime sunrise is because i got to the fight so late that it was effectively the norm

[valid solar]

I invul'd early and died on the second hit of the tb

[rapid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/reari-dog-barking-koreaboomina-bblmina-gif-24010279

[jolly flume]

the second hit of what

[sleek moon]

thats why just gotta play a selfish job

[jolly flume]

ascalon's might?

😭

[valid solar]

yep

[sleek moon]

and sometimes you get a better kill time too

[rapid whale]

but machinist does bad damage

[sleek moon]

this game has too many damn fights where playing properly somehow ends with a bad kill time

and you need sandbaggers

[jolly flume]

my mch does better damage than a shit bard (cope)

[valid solar]

how I feel saying mch bad damage and then going and doing less damage than the mch

[rapid whale]

MY FUCKING BAD

CALLING ME OUT HOLYYYY

[valid solar]

do you actually want to make a dsr pf btw

[rapid whale]

yea im j ust in a dungeon ill come out soon

[valid solar]

congratulations

that takes a lot of courage

[rapid whale]

tyty farming fru bis for the gay ultimate

[trim frost]

bungo is that a fucking chemical structure in ur nickname

[valid solar]

im a hydroxyl group

[trim frost]

aw hell nah

[rapid whale]

ok im out

[sly basin]

who is this scary guy

[trim frost]

me when i dont moisturize after a shower

[whole estuary]

who is drawing Lewis Dot Structures in endgame

[jolly flume]

that's a p8sp2 mechanic

[trim frost]

downvote

[jolly flume]

[clear plume]

Uptime sunrise was definitely not stricter position wise than point outside tbqh, and definitely not harder bc most people are not actually that good at “be close to the laser to not by clipped by the one south of you while also still being able to point yours to the outside” and fering decay is a way more prevalent example of uptime at the cost of just doing the mechanic

“Stand anywhere on this line” is more lenient then “point this correctly without fucking up :)”

[rapid whale]

Consistent point to stand on vs trusting them to eyeball ig

[random needle]

Ferring - For Extremely Redundant Ridiculous Idiotic Needless GCDs

-# all credit to Noble for this, your sacrifice is appreciated

[steep narwhal]

please eliminate urself

from my presence

[copper eagle]

WOAH TOXIC

[steep narwhal]

i don't wanna hear it from u mister laughing at the homeless in hurricanes

[copper eagle]

WOAH THATS SO OUT OF CONTEXT

[steep narwhal]

that's what i said.

u sound so bad out of context

[jolly flume]

u sound so bad

[dapper zealot]

I found chiyo

[dreamy whale]

HELP

Im too stupid for this game

[rapid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-day-are-you-ready-for-some-football-gif-16278812894835706568

[dreamy whale]

Bapples listen

I died 7 times in endsinger

I had no idea wtf was going on

[rapid whale]

congratulations you did a duty fo the first time

[rain geode]

I died to endsinger like 6 times on my first attempt

then the tank forgot to LB3

then I died 0 times on the second pull

game just has a lot of gotcha mechanics

[livid grove]

How

I just copied whatever everyone else did my first time, went smoothly

[dreamy whale]

Planets came outta nowhere

[rain geode]

The planets aoes are really weird you cant really know how big they are gonna be without seeing them a few times

[livid grove]

Just copy everyone elses movement

[rain geode]

People are usually a little behind on screen then where they actually are

[livid grove]

Gain a sharingan and predict their movements

[tulip wraith]

in a bubble, if someone gets hit by an avoidable attack then dies to an unavoidable raid wide, am i the healer more at fault, or does it depend more on how quick in succession the attacks were
i find most of my stress of wanting to do high end stuff comes from feeling like all deaths are 100% my fault and i dont know how right or wrong i am

[rain geode]

Your making the mistake of assuming everything is 100% one persons fault, its mostly their fault for getting hit by something avoidable but you do incur some small blame for not healing them (assuming you could heal them)

[tulip wraith]

[dreamy whale]

As a tank player

Everything is healer fault

Healer adjust

Yoshi P knows exactly wassup

[tulip wraith]

yeah i guess how often they get hit and how many vuln stacks that have probably matter as well

[dreamy whale]

Banger cutscene at the end of this solo duty

[rapid whale]

kerep goin

[rain geode]

im tryna go

[livid grove]

https://tenor.com/view/prempdr-fc-mobile-fifa-gif-16778760554072111618

[rain geode]

Man I might heal next tier for no other fact then I hear healers are often in short supply in high end

[dreamy whale]

Woag

[tulip wraith]

i have a friend whos gonna start msq back up again with 7.4(shes in post ew rn) and we're planning on doing new extreme and tier together once shes caught up

very excited

[zealous meteor]

when i'm a healer and someone dies it's always my fault
when i'm not a healer and i die it's always my fault

[dreamy whale]

Hey can I kill these rabbits

[dapper zealot]

it does feel good when you manage to heal someone last second before they get hit again

[zealous meteor]

no.

they're precious

[dreamy whale]

I do not like them

Tataru is enough for me

[dapper zealot]

Loporrits are cute

Except scammingway

Fuck scammingway

[dreamy whale]

Salamiway

[rain geode]

but thee loporrits give you one of the best dances in the game

[zealous meteor]

even scammingway is precious

[dreamy whale]

I heard the little shit speak

Livingway

Deadway

[dapper zealot]

no he's not, he's a spawn of satan

[zealous meteor]

but he's cute :(

[rain geode]

I hate sounding like a broken record, but the waiting is rough

[rapid whale]

such is life in pf

[rain geode]

It is what it is Im new so people dont want to play w/ me, annoying but it makes perfect sense people dont want to struggle with something they've already done.

[rapid whale]

hm?

what do you mean

if its a fresh m5s ppl will know you're fresh

[rain geode]

exactly they know Im fresh so they wont join my party which is entirely fair.

[rapid whale]

are you saying this with exp or assuming

[rain geode]

so you gotta get in when everyone is fresh

[versed kayak]

People probably aren't joining because M5S gives nothing except accessories, and barely anyone glams those
So unless someone really wants to do the fight, you'll have a rough time this late

[rapid whale]

yea

[dull drum]

the current tier is dead

[rain geode]

Im doing necron

[dull drum]

necron is dead already brother

that fights slop

💀💀💀

it has no value

[rain geode]

Ive watched multiple farming parties fill so clearly theres at least a little life in it

[dull drum]

yeah but thats farming

its fomo for content if you dont do it on release

otherwise fresh takes ages to fill

[rain geode]

yeah thats what im saying

[dull drum]

what im saying is this isnt right

because i dont mind helping prog but if the content is fucking slop its not worth it

[rapid whale]

i think it's like "the point isn't that you're new it's just that the content is dead" which is the distinction

oic

nvm

[dull drum]

well its that too yeah

content dead + dogshit fight are all in the same domain anyway

which is that the fight isnt fun

in the case of necron

it is literally worthless besides the mount

[daring pine]

bro bapple

my pf is about 2 expire and nobody has joined at all

💔

i just want my prog

[dull drum]

the next ex will have slightly more longevity because it has weapons you want for savage iirc

[rain geode]

yeah im certainly gathering that things are dead if nothing else

[daring pine]

cooked

[rapid whale]

mood

my worst exp so far was 6 hrs for 3 pulls

[daring pine]

i had 2 hours for 10 pulls last night

[rain geode]

ok finally some progress on getting a party

[rapid whale]

wahoo

[daring pine]

then i put the pf back up after it exploded

group of 6 friends joined

[tulip wraith]

i mean i saw multiple fresh necrons fill last night in aether

[daring pine]

got 20 more pulls in

[rapid whale]

yea prime time is about to start in like an hr

could have just been a timing issue

[tulip wraith]

took a bit but alive enough still

[daring pine]

bro wdym in an hour

oh right

clocks

[rapid whale]

west coast best coast

[daring pine]

i keep forgetting the clocks changed

ok finally one person joined

[dull drum]

anyway survival in pf hinges on understanding

aka its not worth it after midnight on a weekday

[rain geode]

well thankfully we have a long time til midnight

[rapid whale]

ya should be hot from like an hr from now for about 3-4 hrs

[rain geode]

an hour from now? wouldnt be like an hour before now?

[dull drum]

uh no

most people are home by 6-7

easiest way to think about it is just post rush hour traffic time

[daring pine]

bapple can u flex in 8s

[rain geode]

yeah its like 7 now and people usually get home at 6 around here

[dull drum]

pst

sorry bro its na west based

[daring pine]

cant relate

[dull drum]

na servers are in california

you’re cancelled

[rain geode]

surely east coast exists

in pain but surely they're there

[rapid whale]

to wat

and for how long

[daring pine]

idk anything

[rapid whale]

i have something soonge

[daring pine]

o

then prob not

pf is slow

@jolly flume hi come help me prog pls

nvm 2 healers joined

[rain geode]

suppose pfing is also just a decent chunk of luck at the end of the day as well

[daring pine]

ooo ast and sage

panhaima must be nice during adds i imagine

[jolly flume]

im 400 lines balls deep in code

[daring pine]

u dont have balls remember

[jolly flume]

panhaima is whatever in adds

besides

how do you take any damage with gear anyways

[daring pine]

uuh

people being stupid

[zealous meteor]

????

he got neutered???

[daring pine]

or just playing caster because square enix gives us the hp of a wet napkin

[jolly flume]

ive been trying to fix this piece of shit

for like 3 hours

I hate react

[tulip wraith]

if youre still trying to clear by wednesday im down to be a body to help, i still need to clear it as well

[daring pine]

i dont even remember how to beat necron

i havent been in it in forever

[tulip wraith]

i got to p2 week 1

and thats all my experience

[loud nymph]

I cleared it once and have no memory of how I did it

[daring pine]

i cleared and got weapon then used it on the wrong job lol

[loud nymph]

so I will definitely throw if I get into farm parties

[daring pine]

so i had to farm

[tulip wraith]

people kept dying to grand cross, party disbanded, then never touched it again

[daring pine]

lol grand cross

lmao

[rain geode]

Id be down tho Im not expecting it to take that long it looks a bit harder then arkveld ex but not like anythign to crazy

[tulip wraith]

yeah it wasnt that hard from what i did

[loud nymph]

it's really not bad from what I remember

[rain geode]

but its also not really up to myself now is it

It is and it isnt

[daring pine]

its easier than ex4 imho

[tulip wraith]

i would join now but im at work till midnight

[rain geode]

oof

[tulip wraith]

then same tomorrow

[rain geode]

actually I guess if I dont clear tonight Im probably not tommorow just because pokemon night is tommorow

so Ill have less time and Ill probably use that less time to do Seiryu

[tulip wraith]

i should maybe try the unreal too

[loud nymph]

it's very easy

[dull drum]

i had to use claude to troubleshoot is my career cooked

[loud nymph]

ridiculously fucking easy

[dull drum]

💀💀💀

[rain geode]

Its reeal eeasy yeah

[dull drum]

i was trying to figure out wtf my partner pushed to the github branch

[tulip wraith]

is it just the extreme but lvl 100 numbers

[dapper zealot]

so easy

[dull drum]

cause that shit was not it

[dapper zealot]

it's unreal

[loud nymph]

yes

[tulip wraith]

i have no clue how unreals work

[rain geode]

I think my e key is fucked

[loud nymph]

that's all unreal is

[tulip wraith]

awesome

[loud nymph]

old extreme but done at max level

and you play the little minigame for rewards

[zealous meteor]

seiryu unreal is hilariously easy

[rain geode]

theyre just old ex

[tulip wraith]

[dull drum]

if you dont hit faux you’re a fucking loser

sorry

[dapper zealot]

is it just the same mechs or are they tweaked?

[loud nymph]

same mechs

[zealous meteor]

same mechanics

[dull drum]

seiryu is a joke

🤖🤖🤖

[loud nymph]

sometimes they get tweaked a little bit but not really

[thin fox]

17 minute aurum vale first boss

[zealous meteor]

seiryu is unironically easier than interphos imo

[rain geode]

there like one or two small things to do as tank but thats about it

[loud nymph]

like with zurvan unreal they tweaked it so you couldn't just skip soar

[rain geode]

and they're not even hard things

[loud nymph]

you had to actually do it

[thin fox]

oh no

[whole estuary]

1. tank swap 2. take tether

[thin fox]

not SOAR

not a normal mode mechanic

i can't do it

too hard

put me back in TOP vro

TOP easier

[jolly flume]

on that vscode right click explain with github copilot shit

[loud nymph]

I mean I don't disagree but "skip soar or disband" was the meme for zurvan ex

and it wasn't possible for zurvan unreal

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-mitosis-gif-5938797153464928683

[dapper zealot]

oh god no, not them too

[loud nymph]

Hmmm.

[daring pine]

i wonder who that is

[loud nymph]

I wonder

[versed kayak]

you should join and ask the red mage if she can flex melee

[loud nymph]

Good idea

[daring pine]

ok just need another tank then we're full

yay

[jolly flume]

tbh

[zealous meteor]

red mage is basically a melee

[jolly flume]

the difference between ranged and melee in 8

[daring pine]

comp of all time

[jolly flume]

is like literally nothing anyways

literally just two inches separation in beckon and two feet in terrestrial

[zealous meteor]

the bigger problem is that asking marce to not be a red mage is a hate crime

[dapper zealot]

sam, go flex sam

[loud nymph]

I would've joined as melee so I could practice flexing but the NIN beat me to it tbh

[jolly flume]

fake meleeing as it is the same thing

[zealous meteor]

my samurai is like i745

marce wants i755

i also haven't done the fight at all

or watched a guide

[loud nymph]

it's easy just intuit how to solve wind/stonefang and eminent/revolutionary reign and millenial decay without ever having seen them

oh and adds I guess

[zealous meteor]

i'm also not online

[dapper zealot]

good, that's already PF standard :)

[zealous meteor]

however i do think about how hot howling blade is every day which must count for SOMETHING

[loud nymph]

when you climb

[daring pine]

yum

[loud nymph]

on the boss

[zealous meteor]

[dapper zealot]

he can toy with me

[loud nymph]

throwback to the first time I zoned into m4n on day one and the first thing anyone said in the chat was "would"

I'm glad arcadion has given people so many chances to be horny

[jolly flume]

don't go on xma and search wicked thunder

[loud nymph]

oh I have no doubt

[dapper zealot]

I'm looking forward to the bnu twink in heavyweight

[zealous meteor]

of course you would

[dapper zealot]

I fucking hate that custom deliveries makes it so you finish half way of each tier

so I have to spread my deliveries out so it's even

[zealous meteor]

lhw was for the lesbians and cw was for the gays

so heavyweight will be for uhhh

the bisexuals?

[rapid whale]

elf enjoyers

[zealous meteor]

so bisexuals

[sick dirge]

[zealous meteor]

lhw gave us a hot woman and two cute girls
cw gave us two hot men (or three if you're into monsters)

[sick dirge]

on the dance floor, everyone is not a star!

[rapid whale]

heavyweight is twink, mystery muscle saja fusion ha, pretty lady, pretty male?

[zealous meteor]

ok so yeah it's for the bisexuals

(ignore hector in lhw)

[sick dirge]

whomst

brute bomber?

[zealous meteor]

yeah

i definitely didn't forget his ring name haha

[sick dirge]

i just know him by that

dont really recall any characters mentioning his real name

[loud nymph]

bro do these people just decide to wait until they get into pf before going afk

[daring pine]

a wild kinger

[zealous meteor]

small

[loud nymph]

mad happy because small

jealous of tall

[daring pine]

the nin is a dumbass for dying to windfang

[loud nymph]

fr tho

[sick dirge]

small small small

[daring pine]

like why are u

moving away??

buddy stand still 😭

[loud nymph]

world's easiest mechanic to read

[daring pine]

too difficult sorry

[zealous meteor]

why would you be jealous of talls

can't easily break people's knees if you're tall

[sick dirge]

i mean

[valid solar]

[daring pine]

rev reign moment

[loud nymph]

[daring pine]

bro

what even

[loud nymph]

alas, our tanks are braindead

[daring pine]

why did

green take so long to cleanse

????

[loud nymph]

because earth goes first

and you didn't

[daring pine]

im

upid

[loud nymph]

easy mistake to make there tbh

at the start of adds I always look at my debuff and say out loud when I go

earth short 1st wind short 2nd etc

[daring pine]

bro

what is my partner doing

i'm gonna snap this drk's neck

[loud nymph]

I didn't even see what happened for stonefang there

did they drop it on you

[daring pine]

yes

[loud nymph]

my god

one thing

[daring pine]

erm

[loud nymph]

when you cleanse in adds

you need to swap targets

[daring pine]

i

did not

see it

boss was covering

[loud nymph]

just run to the other group

after you cleanse

[rain geode]

the thing I always find curious that (at least in my experience) filling the last few slots is much faster then the first few

[zealous meteor]

people don't want to sit in a pf for over an hour, which is more likely when there's 7 slots open compared to 3

[daring pine]

yeah no ik my brain is just rotting

aaaa

[loud nymph]

man

PF is pain

[rain geode]

anyway ran a few arkveld since the party the almost formed got disbanded and there happened to be a arkveld party ready to fire

[daring pine]

sigh

@loud nymph ngl assigning the yellow and green cleanses to numbers helps me

[loud nymph]

yea

[daring pine]

yellow is 1,3 etc

[loud nymph]

exactly

[daring pine]

so if i just keep count

and watch my debuff timer

im good

[loud nymph]

I just look and see "oh, I'm long wind, so I'm 6th"

[daring pine]

and also remember to actually walk through the fucking cleanse

loll

[loud nymph]

what I do instead of walking through and back to the party

just walk all the way to the other party

[daring pine]

ngl one of those pulls i forgot to go to the other team but i swapped target and adjusted

[loud nymph]

you're swapping targets anyway so it doesn't matter

[daring pine]

so we were fine in the end

[loud nymph]

yea

I find it easier to run through like that because it resets my brain, instead of watching for the orb and thinking about when I need to cleanse

[daring pine]

watching that green cleanse early just now

arghhh

that could have been a tr prog :((

[loud nymph]

was it the NIN I didn't notice who it was

[daring pine]

i think it was the nin?

[loud nymph]

if I'm one of the earth cleanses I like to line up so the aoe will miss me and I can just cleanse immediately

I gave bro all the time in the world

he had like 12 seconds

[daring pine]

yeah it was the nin

checked the replay

[loud nymph]

figures

knew I should've partnered the vpr

[daring pine]

isnt vpr preferred over nin anyway for dp

or am i remembering wrong

[loud nymph]

it's kinda equal ish

and down to individual performance / gear at that point

the only melee that's clearly preferred is sam

the only melee that's sorta not preferred is drg

[daring pine]

oo

[loud nymph]

yea

there's a calculator you can plug logs into to determine but in a pf environment that's kinda not too useful

[rain geode]

Alrighty half way there

[errant rivet]

hm, how rare is this title? first time I saw it

[loud nymph]

very rare

[versed kayak]

oh thats feast, damn

[rain geode]

going out on a limb and guess you can only get that during 2018

[loud nymph]

yes it's the feast regional championship

from 2018

[errant rivet]

and somehow I didn't find this dude in pvp, I found it in Wiping City of Mhach

[versed kayak]

assuming thats the title you get for winning it, then only 6 people in NA have it

[proper cave]

Qualifiers got it too but, yeah, only six actual champions per region.

[rain geode]

4 DPS and Im cooking

[proper cave]

They held the finals at each of the fan fests for that cycle

[errant rivet]

so basically one of the rarest in the game eh

[proper cave]

Probably the rarest since only six people got it

[errant rivet]

no wonder my entire alliance was /easternbow ing

[proper cave]

Well, I should say 18 since it was regional

But yeah rare af

[versed kayak]

oh they're jp, was wondering where tf unicorn is

[errant rivet]

yep, meteor dc

[versed kayak]

Funnily enough kinda pointless to censor the name since the title is so rare :D

[errant rivet]

tbf these days all the other JP DCs that's not Mana would just come to Elemental to do dailies and cc/fl

[errant rivet]

Erin Tipa

[versed kayak]

ye found them on the results page

the only human surrounded by catgirls and a lala

[errant rivet]

and surrounded by ele ppl lmao

[versed kayak]

the lala is wearing the CC 2023 champion title, guess they live for pvp

[errant rivet]

and I found the Lala's last post, absolute madlad

[rain geode]

Im so close Im 75% of the way there

[rain geode]

seven

[daring pine]

@loud nymph mfw steam has to update

(its done now)

but lmao

[loud nymph]

pf about to expire btw

[daring pine]

yeah ik

[daring pine]

watch me clutch

[rain geode]

now watch this drive

[loud nymph]

you can just repost the pf even though the rpr is still on alc

just limit the remaining slots to dps / healer

and lock rpr out I guess

[dapper zealot]

wait a minute

[daring pine]

bro

finally filled and this warrior is afk

[loud nymph]

😐

[daring pine]

five thousand years in pf later

[tulip wraith]

heavyweight name leaked

[rain geode]

Well I got to mass Macabre

[loud nymph]

classic

[jolly flume]

I only joined because I saw him in there

[daring pine]

@loud nymph honk shoo mimimimimi

pf moment

[loud nymph]

we were so close

[rain geode]

Both healer left to rough

[daring pine]

https://tenor.com/view/meteion-suffering-agony-ffxiv-finalfantasy-why-despair-gif-17723369351547423862

[loud nymph]

fr tho

anyway I sleep

[daring pine]

if i could actually get friends to join my pfs this wouldnt be as annoying

x_x

[rain geode]

Ill join you pfs when Im good

[tulip wraith]

if i could i would too

[rapid whale]

how far did yall go

[daring pine]

saw tr like once

pf exploded

waited 3 hours in pf to fill

(it didnt happen)

[raw sand]

[rapid whale]

f

[daring pine]

gonna take a nap now cuz its 5am

[jolly flume]

another one for the books

[rain geode]

another hour of waiting for 4 pulls Im going to the big sleep

Harder fights are a lot more fun but it is a bit frustrating to be stuck on a mechanic you aren't personally messing up.

Guess I should simply focus on myself and use the time to clean up some of the early stuff I do still sometimes mess up

[jolly flume]

when it comes to pf and being efficient

they kinda don't belong together in the same sentence to begin with but

you have to be quite ruthless with leaving parties that are simply a waste of time

I used to give parties three pulls and by then I could generally vibe out if they were gonna get anything done, maybe a bit extreme but even just one fooding it is usually a good play

[rain geode]

I'll keep it in mind when I get to be a bit more spoiled for choice in parties and while I complain my gameplay wasn't exactly so stellar it would have been fair of me to leave I felt.

[tulip wraith]

once i feel like im off my training wheels i might be more picky, but for now i feel fine playing in mediocre parties even though i might be fine

[jolly flume]

you just play it by ear if you think you want some cleanup yourself

but yeah

best not to let people waste your time too much cuz they can and they will

[rain geode]

Very true tho rn were late in 7.3 and I'm trying to do content "Any port In a storm" as they say

And while I whine clearing isn't the point rn it's to figure out if WAR is something I want to play next tier

[rapid whale]

yah a group only clears as fast as its slowest member

true of pf or static it is what it is

every group has a slowest member and if you don't think there is it's most likely yourself

not as a dig against you just the way it is

[thin fox]

oh BROTHERRR

[proper cave]

Rad lol

[dull drum]

mb man

[dull drum]

LOL

nah thats fucked up

[proper cave]

Only takes six hours if you run it solo

So like 36 total lol

[rapid whale]

IT WAS MEEEE

IM NEW

[dull drum]

being new is better than being casual

im just casual player

[final locust]

Is it possible to try on a hairstyle from the store or nah

[dull drum]

nope o7

[rapid whale]

damn not even the inn bed lets you? thats wack

[shy obsidian]

anyone wanna help me do a quick Alphascape 2.0 run

[rapid whale]

like

savage?

[shy obsidian]

norms

need tomestones to feed my family

[rapid whale]

y cant just solo unsync

[shy obsidian]

my family is Gwiber of Light

[shy obsidian]

wait that... counts?

[proper cave]

For WT yeah it doesn’t care

[shy obsidian]

no i mean
funny tomestone event

[thin fox]

for WT you can unsync but for moogle has to be sync

[proper cave]

Oh book

[rapid whale]

oh

[shy obsidian]

yeah so come and join me if ya can

[proper cave]

Yeah have to sync

[shy obsidian]

we can all tank if there's not eight of us

[dull drum]

yeah its been like that

was the main complaint about dreamfitting

[rapid whale]

valid af

[dull drum]

which is why everyone just ended up trying stuff on using their cousins powers

[rapid whale]

oops all cousins

[livid grove]

How good are you at render

[rapid whale]

i woner how the mobile exclusive hairs look

like with diff dyes/gear etc

[daring pine]

hi tobi

morning

[wicked delta]

[daring pine]

how are you