the fifa world cup is like the one sporting event I actually watch
#endgame-lounge
jolly flume
rapid whale
because for the longest time jp baseball was seen as almost barbaric, the # of pitches they force hs kids to throw would unironically get coaches thrown in prison in america
as child abuse
jolly flume
because for the longest time jp baseball was seen as almost barbaric, the # of p...
and yet nobody complains about chinese kids in the us math olympiads
rapid whale
but now we have players like ohtani showing up and being like, "uh yeah our system DOES work"
jolly flume
undone tide
and yet nobody complains about chinese kids in the us math olympiads
because who gives a fuck about math olympiads
rapid whale
lmao
๐ค because parsing is based on math, my superior math skills will assuredly get me 100s on every fight
rapid whale
stop trying to make fetch happen
rapid whale
blue lock?!
jolly flume
blue lock was a pretty cool show ngl
sly basin
stop trying to make fetch happen
and none for gretchen weiners, bye!
i think my first ever gmail my f/l name was set as Glen Coco lol
jolly flume
I prefer not to think about the things I named myself as a kid
rapid whale
i remember as a kid, a friend jokingly recommended a racist name as my ign but i was too young to know what it meant and then got forced to change it by a gm
jolly flume
mine were just cringe
I remember watching my cousin play wow back when I was like 10 and his character's name was xDisfigured and I thought it was the coolest shit ever
rapid whale
xXch1Y0xsh10M1xD4RKN3SSXx
jolly flume
aw hell nah
rapid whale
mods, force change their name to that
sly basin
i used to put rawrz in all my usernames
undone tide
man it is so hard to change your tag nowadays
sly basin
and ofc i would say rawr all the time
zealous meteor
and ofc i would say rawr all the time
rawr xd
jolly flume
twitch emotes irl have become an acceptable form of speech
rapid whale
when u smel his colon...
undone tide
i actually hate the word pog
rapid whale
hemkin POGGIES bro
undone tide
die
wicked delta
i said "fucking poggers" to my mom once
jolly flume
I whip out the -ge irl once in a while
wicked delta
she looked at me as if i grew three heads
undone tide
I whip out the -ge irl once in a while
smoge
sly basin
idk why but i say "lol" and "lmao" outloud instead of laughing sometimes
wicked delta
sadge
sly basin
and my mom always cracks up
zealous meteor
idk why but i say "lol" and "lmao" outloud instead of laughing sometimes
same
undone tide
evidently iโm not terminally online enough
sly basin
my worst fear came true when i accidentally sent my mom the "tumblr sexyman" quiz instead of my sister
wicked delta
๐
undone tide
?????????
jolly flume
versed kayak
the what to who
sly basin
how do u not kno tumblr sexyman???
wicked delta
id have to sink into the floor and disappear forever
sly basin
i did
sly basin
๐ญ
wicked delta
do you know what that is
undone tide
i missed the vine age
wicked delta
"no but you do, right?"
jolly flume
vine was peak
jolly flume
freesh avocadoo
wicked delta
but i did know...
sly basin
road work ahead... uhhh yeah i sure hope it does
jolly flume
road work ahead... uhhh yeah i sure hope it does
HAHAHA
whole estuary
isn't it this guy
undone tide
my dad is actually the person who got me into gaming, the first game he bought me was MH3U
sly basin
https://tenor.com/view/onceler-greedler-lorax-gif-1405878808264703378
thats one of them
theres like 50
rapid whale
man im old
sly basin
let me find the pic
versed kayak
how do u not kno tumblr sexyman???
I did not use social media much when I was younger tbh
sly basin
wicked delta
i forgot eggman was a tumblr sexyman
sly basin
same
zealous meteor
which ffxiv character is the most likely to be a tumblr sexyman
sly basin
emet
wicked delta
graha or emet
sly basin
emet is edgy and depressed
iron jewel
100% Emet
whole estuary
so they just pick string bean antagonists
sly basin
or wants to
sly basin
so they just pick string bean antagonists
yeah even objects they will make string bean
undone tide
the average human would never understand my devotion to dawntrail msq
zealous meteor
what about bakool ja ja
wicked delta
i am the average human
vestal hollow
no you arent
wicked delta
yes i am
wicked delta
undone tide
what about bakool ja ja
rushed but i like his story arc
torn kindle
the era of bakool jaja simping was great
I miss Bakool Ja Ja Enjoyer
zealous meteor
oh no i mean. could he be a tumblr sexyman
sly basin
rushed but i like his story arc
thats how i felt about most of dt
vestal hollow
now this vc is fire ๐ฅ
whole estuary
I loved seeing him at home like a kid bringing back a bad report card to his parents
sly basin
I miss Bakool Ja Ja Enjoyer
same...........
wicked delta
i just stopped seeing them on the tl
zealous meteor
now this vc is fire ๐ฅ
average transgender vc
sly basin
wonder what happened to that person
they simp for someone else now iirc
wicked delta
they simp for someone else now iirc
fake fan
zealous meteor
only two transgenders in here
what the hell
sick dirge
now this vc is fire ๐ฅ
wicked delta
ah currently theyre simping for the team rocket leader
sly basin
i will have temporary simps but i always return to Zenos...
zealous meteor
i don't simp for anyone in this game 
rapid whale
now this vc is fire ๐ฅ
group of social anxiety meets in a vc
sly basin
at least no one is coughing into their mic the whole raid or watching a movie
rapid whale
erenville is p cool
sly basin
erenville is so cool...
wicked delta
bnuuy
zealous meteor
erenville is hot but i don't simp for him
wicked delta
lyna's pretty cute
sly basin
graha tia will fight u
jolly flume
i'd win
sly basin
i think thats his daughter
zealous meteor
he's her granddad yeah
jolly flume
ye
rapid whale
or rather young crystarium npc
wicked delta
and paladin
jolly flume
I hate both of those too
wicked delta
i think he diff's u bruh
jolly flume
I play all healers all tanks all phys range 2 casters and 2 melees
zealous meteor
man has the entire crystal tower to power his magic, you'd lose
jolly flume
im him
zealous meteor
ok yeah if you're mch he loses
rapid whale
i sip on paint
zealous meteor
but only if you use the lv59 gun
jolly flume
you know the shb trailer
sly basin
what flavor paint
sly basin
i sip on paint
charlie have u been drinking paint again....
jolly flume
you cant call me unc
rapid whale
isnt chiyoyounger than you tobi
wicked delta
idk probably
rapid whale
ok unc
jolly flume
ok unc
sly basin
tobi are u closer to 30 or 20
daring pine
you cant call me unc
hello aunt
jolly flume
wtf
vestal hollow
sniffa
sly basin
wtf ur young then
daring pine
sitri hiii oomfie
zealous meteor
idk probably
age: 23
toby is an infant
sly basin
im closer to 30
zealous meteor
simp how old are you
sly basin
26
daring pine
yes go ahead
sly basin
i was born in the coolest year (1999)
jolly flume
I met my static leader the other day
wicked delta
jolly flume
dude's 31
daring pine
did u kiss
jolly flume
I told him I was class of '21 for high school
he said "get me away from the road I'm about to jump in front of a bus"
sly basin
i would be so scared to meet any ff14 gamers irl
wicked delta
LMFAO
zealous meteor
I told him I was class of '21 for high school
did he turn into meteion
zealous meteor
i would be so scared to meet any ff14 gamers irl
i met THREE irl a while back
or was it four
i forgot if the last one also played ffxiv
...no they did
daring pine
person named three:
zealous meteor
five ffxiv players
sly basin
i met THREE irl a while back
oh honestly meeting my fc friends could be fun
dull drum
i would be so scared to meet any ff14 gamers irl
my coworker was a ff14 gamer
wicked delta
my bf is a ffxiv player but i do know some others who play it
sly basin
but if someone called me simpingway irl i would die
wicked delta
have never met my other ffxiv friends irl tho
zealous meteor
the thing is... i didn't meet them on ffxiv
wicked delta
like the ones i met ingame
dull drum
my coworker was a ff14 gamer
he got fired for assaulting a kid in the bathroom though so uh
zealous meteor
they just happen to also play it
rapid whale
didnt u say u were watching someone fail fru sims in class too @dull drum
dull drum
yeah that too
zealous meteor
but if someone called me simpingway irl i would die
what should we call you then
wicked delta
now id love to meet ffxiv players irl but i think id also get arrested for punching someone
sinful brook
I met some xiv friends irl a couple years back.
sly basin
what should we call you then
huyuhh i guess just Bonnie
sinful brook
I was part of their wedding party this year
sly basin
come to texas btw
jolly flume
I've met like prob about 15 ppl from this game irl
zealous meteor
no thanks i enjoy being alive
dull drum
i aint dealing with humidity
sly basin
we are only a little fucked up here in texas
jolly flume
you don't die in texas because you get shot, you die of heart disease after eating the food
sinful brook
Chiyo avoids me everytime I go to NYC tho
zealous meteor
huyuhh i guess just Bonnie
i was gonna call you oki tbh
wicked delta
i know what some of the ppl here look like so i could be in your general location and you would never know
but i know you
rapid whale
wtf happened to cali weather
90 degrees in november gotta love it bruh
jolly flume
dude I dodged akuma coming up here for anime nyc by accident too lol
wicked delta
and i am coming for you
rapid whale
wait what its actually cold where u are?
sly basin
but my friend i met from roblox we drank a lot and watched midsommar and then he moved to las vegas
jolly flume
next year for worlds surely
sinful brook
Lmao
sinful brook
Akuma a league addict now
rapid whale
the akuma playing league arc was the last thing i expected in 2025 ngl
jolly flume
wat
vestal hollow
anyways
sinful brook
How did he manage to get sucked in in 2025
jolly flume
im doing homework
vestal hollow
dull drum
the akuma playing league arc was the last thing i expected in 2025 ngl
cross fingers the worlds skin is viktor
sinful brook
15 years after the game released
versed kayak
Wasn't akuma into horse racing the other day, now it's league?
dull drum
jolly flume
what being rejected by a single girl does to a mf
wicked delta
yeah
jolly flume
๐
daring pine
i am drooling
WE are drooling
zealous meteor
i know what some of the ppl here look like so i could be in your general locatio...
give me your address.
sly basin
i have to do spanish bomework ๐ญ
vestal hollow
How did he manage to get sucked in in 2025
we gotta get him in with biscuit and su
wicked delta
akuma's seriously ill
rapid whale
cross fingers the worlds skin is viktor
you'll take your taliyah skin
wicked delta
give me your address.
sly basin
i know what some of the ppl here look like so i could be in your general locatio...
oh yeah i showed me
daring pine
i know what some of the ppl here look like so i could be in your general locatio...
actually i dont exist irl
hope this helps
zealous meteor
im a little shorter irl
so you're like 90cm
daring pine
gulp
vestal hollow
wicked delta
my height doesnt matter
daring pine
i do get paid soon..
wicked delta
i wear large boots anyway
sly basin
my height doesnt matter
6'7"
boreal pumice
my height doesnt matter
5,4
rapid whale
my height doesnt matter
67 centimeters
vestal hollow
u think i use furaffinity for adopts
erm
sly basin
so you're like 90cm
i googled im 157cm
daring pine
o yea i need to check if a comic got updated
zealous meteor
i googled im 157cm
but you're a lala
wicked delta
subtract like 19 inches and add a bent finger
sly basin
but you're a lala
oh yeah haha... im only 2 feet tall
jolly flume
https://tenor.com/view/toji-gif-10020058089340723576
can't hear what you're saying from down there
speak up
wicked delta
can't hear what you're saying from down there
i can count your fat rolls from down here
bitch
jolly flume
counting to 0 isn't that hard
wicked delta
you do pf
sly basin
btw "I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days" is almost 12 years old now
wicked delta
you know thats a lie
jolly flume
pfing makes you fat?
wicked delta
yes
jolly flume
well shit better get me a mobility scooter
zealous meteor
oh yeah haha... im only 2 feet tall
i see
wicked delta
this coming from someone who pf's dsr in EU
also fuck you you do the same shit on NA
rapid whale
jolly flume
no such thing
rapid whale
https://tenor.com/view/rock-hyrax-funny-stan-twt-hyrax-animal-gif-65922230290615...
AWAWA
hyrax noises are so funny
wicked delta
https://tenor.com/view/bird-jump-%E0%B8%99%E0%B8%81%E0%B9%82%E0%B8%94%E0%B8%94-%...
what was he cooking
bro's tired of life
daring pine
is that u
jolly flume
thats me when a white mage joins the pf
wicked delta
daring pine
hi tobi cute gif of urself
wicked delta
im saving that
rapid whale
have u all seen the yt channel about the diver who regularly hangs out with seals
rapid whale
zealous meteor
lota
wicked delta
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GFMauZgEY-U
thats so cute
versed kayak
honestly a lot easier to wipe on atomos than everything else if someone is really impatient
wicked delta
<a:CHILLS:1243164828235726882>
what happened to the other person in ur group
zealous meteor
i WANT to do alliance roulette on dynamis so people don't have to travel away to do their msq
but every time i do it i get the stupidest idiots i've ever seen
rapid whale
i WANT to do alliance roulette on dynamis so people don't have to travel away to...
mb im new (unironically)
sick dirge
the... atomos? lol
sly basin
like the three platfoms where it sucks someone
jolly flume
what happened to the other person in ur group
we end at 4am his time because hes portuguese
sick dirge
is it that part where 4 people stand on the platform and 4 others murder the atomos
wicked delta
we end at 4am his time because hes portuguese
sick dirge
versed kayak
if you early pull LotA atomos everyone gets pulled in Alliance As room, and then others won't have enough to do anything so they'll reset
versed kayak
You're thinking of WoD atomos yeah
sick dirge
i cant remember shit
versed kayak
don't think you can wipe on that one since they seem to sync their hp?
boreal pumice
atmos killing my treasure runs
zealous meteor
if you early pull LotA atomos everyone gets pulled in Alliance As room, and then...
haha no we had 8 people in every lane
sly basin
i just unluckily get ct all the time for my roulette
sick dirge
if you early pull LotA atomos everyone gets pulled in Alliance As room, and then...
fucking incredible
zealous meteor
people just didn't kill the adds
versed kayak
haha no we had 8 people in every lane
oh, what, how
zealous meteor
so it spawned an iron giant
sly basin
don't think you can wipe on that one since they seem to sync their hp?
yeah ive never seen a wipe there
i was just theorizing how the wipe could happen
but lota its annoying how often that happens
boreal pumice
least some nice guy usually puts up ABC
sick dirge
DFAโข (Duty Finder Activity)
sick dirge
im sorry but if you need markers to figure out where to go for that
versed kayak
wiping with enough people in each lanes is impressive
zealous meteor
this is the same dc that had 5 wipes in dun scaith
and enraged the first boss
boreal pumice
even rath had no problem an he did that with a low amount of ppl on min ilvl
rapid whale
i think ppl just get used to how exp the overall community in general is and then along comes dynamis
versed kayak
Dynamis going for another kind of world first I suppose
boreal pumice
the best world first in CT is ultimate amon
rapid whale
from what i remember on patch werent the arr ar actually had a lot of mechanics they just get giga skipped from power creep + gear nowadays
zealous meteor
i wish i could've done amon savage
sly basin
the confusion and then the immediate "WHO did that!!! report them!!!"
versed kayak
yeah, supposedly the boss with the platforms in syrcus actually required using them
sick dirge
ah yes the good old times when amon was literally unkillable
boreal pumice
old pre was great doing way makers waiting for cid
sly basin
ohhhhh i remember that
when i was a sprout i thot it was part of the fight
i didnt realize it was player placed
boreal pumice
C1D
versed kayak
also the boss with the purple orbs activating some pillars, supposedly he does some earthquake type thing where the pillars raise you up?
brisk scarab
Ive genuinely havent seen like, 60-70% of CT mechs LOL
torn kindle
Most people within the last 8+ years havenโt
sick dirge
welcome to the concept of power creeps sucker
zealous meteor
to be fair my party is 2 returners and 4 sprouts
1 party flag (so no status)
versed kayak
oh yeah, cloud of darkness apparently has worms
sly basin
i've seen cod's add phase get skipped in duty finder
how???
versed kayak
haven't seen them and I don't think I ever will
boreal pumice
just hit it hard
daring pine
wod
sick dirge
they have.. huh?
boreal pumice
and dont forget pct pre nerf could literally omega burst alot of things to death fast
sick dirge
only seen wod add phase being skipped once lol
sly basin
pct on release would steal aggro from tank too it was funny
boreal pumice
pct pre nerf could kill a zu b4 bellyflop , these days it kills right after
in ptod
versed kayak
I remember not even seeing the second flare in lota when pct was released
now people can't even skip it half the time
rapid whale
pct pre nerf could kill a zu b4 bellyflop , these days it kills right after
i dont know why but my brain rot read that as pct pre nerf could paint a labubu
sick dirge
steep narwhal
idk if it's js my lucky parties
but we skip second flare so fast
like i dont evne see the guy walking back to cast the flare
rapid whale
do yall remember dt launch alliance roulettes and like 10 pct's just destroying old content
boreal pumice
i do feel like vpr got the short end it sucks ultra at low lvls , no mit
remote gate
pct on release would steal aggro from tank too it was funny
someone post that gif of "stfu picto astalons might"
jolly flume
second flare skip is so perma free if people stop being bitches running back to the pads the second he starts walking back
sly basin
i dont know why but my brain rot read that as pct pre nerf could paint a labubu
its so lame the 24k gold labubu lady is racist af
sick dirge
steep narwhal
second flare skip is so perma free if people stop being bitches running back to ...
NAH MY PARTIES R BETTER
he dont even be walking back
remote gate
do yall remember dt launch alliance roulettes and like 10 pct's just destroying ...
easiest CT runs of my life
remote gate
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1055807862116462592/1280990915678175363...
thank you for the follow up
steep narwhal
so grateful i get good luck in my parties 
boreal pumice
and i think it was a fru group did like a all pct dps and skipped needing to lb and all that
sick dirge
i do feel like vpr got the short end it sucks ultra at low lvls , no mit
one button gameplay in halatali
boreal pumice
that descripes basicly all the healers + pct
sly basin
i remember when i got my lobe double pierced at the mall on my left was a window filled with labubu and on my right a dubai chocolate stand
remote gate
satasha must be literally terrible to get as viper
sick dirge
thats also picto too but it gets to keep its personal mit LOL
remote gate
i remember when i got my lobe double pierced at the mall on my left was a window...
what black magic is this
boreal pumice
think in sastasha pct literally has 1 dps button
sly basin
what black magic is this
june 2025
remote gate
fuck its wod
u press to abandon
daring pine
boreal pumice
fuck its wod
remote gate
three more ARs omg
sick dirge
LOL
stone flint
Plogon?
sly basin
i heard plogon back
jolly flume
it's been
remote gate
good luck soldier
jolly flume
now why would you do that to yourself
sick dirge
why not
daring pine
yay another wod adds skip
jolly flume
where's the option for fine white powder
wicked delta
not there obviously
jolly flume
I'm going with little red husks
wicked delta
ofc he picks something zesty
jolly flume
nothing gayer than a straight man
daring pine
gaah
ok game hates me but my internet does also
@wicked delta tobi can i still raid if im waiting out the 30 from df
wicked delta
<@146656795421573120> tobi can i still raid if im waiting out the 30 from df
afaik no
rapid whale
did you restart
stone flint
Yay plogons
rapid whale
smh
rapid whale
looking for chiyo
daring pine
lf clear i guess
jolly flume
looking for chiyo
daring pine
dude
why is every single m7s pf i join
whm/sge
where are the astros
where are the scholars
jolly flume
quit after 7.2
daring pine
its cooked chiyo
jolly flume
all that's left are the people who think ast is too much apm and sch is too jank
jolly flume
worst in slot racial composition
daring pine
ok chat
time to clear
holy shit a femroe joined im drooling oh my god
and she's a hellsguard too
we can kiss during enrage
rapid whale
if you don't clear i'm eating your character
raw sand
where are the scholars
gone by week 8-12
daring pine
?
versed kayak
I guess the drg is either asleep or in really shit gear
steep narwhal
depends on how soon they started the tier
versed kayak
tbh when I PFed LHW it was right after finishing base DT so I access to nothing but crafted gear
steep narwhal
could also be someone who took a break and decided to come back bc of the uh
unlock
versed kayak
I guess it's not the gear
shadow pilot
Brutal Impact
rapid whale
mb
wicked delta
Brutal impact
daring pine
healers
?
?
?
are u there
why pf say enrage if none of these apes can actually get there
remote gate
can we summon cracked xiv players to free marce shes been in this fight for like a month and a half
poor girl deserves freedom
daring pine
i lidolly have not
remote gate
wait you've been in 7s longer than that??
rapid whale
how many pulls was that pt lol
daring pine
ok in all fairness i didnt do that much 7s last month
daring pine
the performance is just
so fucking bad
especially from the healers
like why am i dying to just damage
remote gate
if you clear 7s will you do 8s
zealous meteor
marce is a cautionary tale on late prog
daring pine
marce is a cautionary tale on late prog
late prog is a cautionary tale on late prog
i dont even say anything outside of o/ when i join the party
last time i spoke was to insult a sage for fucking up seeds in p3
rapid whale
everyone thinks "surely by week 1000 ppl will know the fights better because it's been studied for so long"
the reality is, the people who've cleared dont join prog parties
craggy marsh
I still havent cleared M8s 
craggy marsh
I dropped the tier
rapid whale
sajj
craggy marsh
Was burnt out
remote gate
after I cleared 5s i stopped
remote gate
did not have it in me to continue like golg
craggy marsh
I didn't wanna play the static lfg gamba and I didn't wanna play the pf gamba
So I decided to wait till the next tier to come back
daring pine
healer skill issue basically
rapid whale
uhhh i thought they were referring to something else when i thought the sge might have a point
when i watched the replay, no the sge was totally wrong
visual geyser
M8 is a fun fight
craggy marsh
But im afraid im washed now so nobody will take me 
rapid whale
they shrimply placed the star wrong but blamed marce
craggy marsh
I dont have the numbers people want
daring pine
yeah they fucked up their starburst placement which gave me no safe spot
remote gate
But im afraid im washed now so nobody will take me <:sadge:822306814564761660>
join in uwu pfs and watch terrorism or commit it
rapid whale
just join a Mid Core โข mango /s
daring pine
and then they complained about me apparently stretching my tether too far
craggy marsh
just join a Mid Core โข mango /s
That's what I wanna do
daring pine
like buddy
rapid whale
week 4 statics seem p chill
daring pine
sorry i take one single tick of 3 stack vines
visual geyser
I dont have the numbers people want
Criterion welcomes all
daring pine
and ur too fucking stupid
remote gate
marce should we try to invite mango to our 7.4 static
daring pine
to press taurochole
rapid whale
n your movement didnt even make you take a single 3 stack
visual geyser
Embrace all
craggy marsh
Maybe gonna apply for a midcore static and just chill with fun people
daring pine
i already signed up for a static shiggy
rapid whale
the 3 stack is only a risk if you're doing the melee combo during that 2min
craggy marsh
Criterion welcomes all
On god
rapid whale
but you actively didnt
daring pine
the 3 stack is only a risk if you're doing the melee combo during that 2min
yeah but that's way too risky esp with how squishy i am
just not worth it
visual geyser
Idk if Iโll do the tier of the glams are as dogshit as this tier tho
rapid whale
i already signed up for a static shiggy
did you guys set out a timeline at least
daring pine
wym
daring pine
uuh idk this static is p casual afaik
rapid whale
a lot of ppl will call themselves midcore for example but feel antsy if not cleared by week 4 etc
or call themselves casual then complain abt not enough hours per week
lots of stuff like that can be friction points
remote gate
<:sosshy:1219639042128216064>
its a few ppl in this server so i think you'll be okay
daring pine
yea week 4 sounds doable for me i just need to lock the fuck in
craggy marsh
its a few ppl in this server so i think you'll be okay
EW
rapid whale
mango said yall STINK
craggy marsh
Fucked up man
remote gate
craggy marsh
I would love HATE to play with people from this server 
remote gate
ill give you a home mango
craggy marsh
And food?
remote gate
you can even sleep in my room in the fc house on the cot
rapid whale
but yea as long as yall agree on a timeline that should resolve a lot of annoying stuff
jolly flume
set expectations early
rapid whale
if it's a "clear whenever" static should be stated upfront to not hold back ppl who wanna clear early etc
remote gate
click the message brah
i did
remote gate
piece of shit isn't adding me in
remote gate
fair I hate myself sometimes
daring pine
bapple
rapid whale
sup
daring pine
come play prange for me kitten
daring pine
i've been suffering for a month and a half
craggy marsh
https://tenor.com/view/ramattra-overwatch-overwatch2-overwatch-ramattra-ram-gif-...
Omg my baby
craggy marsh
rapid whale
ram is fun
remote gate
0.4 oh my god
rapid whale
PEWPEWPEWPEPWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
craggy marsh
PUT THEM IN THE GROUND
remote gate
bapple get in there and clear her
rapid whale
im a caster player bro
remote gate
if not for me or her, do it to obtain a serotonin
rapid whale
no sarah is mean to me too /s
remote gate
pick up a gun, bow, or put on a maid dress idgaf clear our girl
daring pine
im going to jump
craggy marsh
https://tenor.com/view/snoopy-peanuts-charlie-brown-hate-sad-gif-12480284
Bapple this is u and me
jolly flume
old ass man
daring pine
where clear
craggy marsh
Bapple is my homie and I wont tolerate slander
rapid whale
https://tenor.com/view/pim-smiling-friends-pim-mr-boss-mr-boss-gif-1781952642643...
haha yeah
daring pine
i hate this fight
rapid whale
m8s will be worse smile
craggy marsh
But fr some people here are goats
sly basin
But fr some people here are goats
craggy marsh
Always a nice time in this chat
rapid whale
i unironically saw p2 3 out of 100 something pulls before clearing when joining p2 parties
daring pine
violencepilled
rapid whale
i think thats more than all your m7s pulls combined
craggy marsh
i will become the true rager
You'll awaken the beast within
rapid whale
i have raid in an hr or i'd help
i would just fake melee as pct and die to enrage because of no dmg :^)
but alas
daring pine
i think thats more than all your m7s pulls combined
yea
lol m6s took exactly 100
rapid whale
yeah smile
rapid whale
i think in your case the frustration is compounded by the fact the expectation is to clear since the fights/guides have been out
but yeah pull counts will be much higher on patch
at least in pf
daring pine
sigma riot
rapid whale
my m7s was giga quick tho
rapid whale
i think cuz i got out of the mines
daring pine
the pt i was in just now
the adds damage was so ass in p1
like what are u guys doing just fucking kill
??
rapid whale
im ngl
when i heard yall were eating dd's from lack of interrupts
i was like ??? they dont just die nowadays?
craggy marsh
Here in my pf sits a pretender
daring pine
u interrupt the wind ones and kill the other ones rite
wind scary
the adds fart on u
craggy marsh
Damn, that ass can fart
daring pine
i was like ??? they dont just die nowadays?
they do just die if people actually fucking target them
jolly flume
macrocosmos is a gain on 5
daring pine
im just gonna go to bed before i scream at somebody
rapid whale
turns out my cables were so old the plastic was like gone
so they had to completely rewire
i th ink its cuz of the fires
water + ash prob fucked up my plastic casings
rapid whale
i was rly rly close to the LA fires like unironically 1 highway exit off mandatory evac
trim frost
:(
rapid whale
it feeds buffs super well
dude i found a vid saying the game was "too balanced" and i was ranting abt it
cuz i look them up and they dont raid
and it's like STFU YOU KNOW NOTHING CHILD
visual geyser
Whatโs wrong with picto being good
sleek moon
rain geode
Isn't picto good but not broken after the nerfs?
rapid whale
picto is in that "if good at it, great, if mid then the job is w/e" category
craggy marsh
Not all jobs are created equal and phys ranged is proof of that
trim frost
fuck you mean a job is bis what
rapid whale
for example, pct at 50 percentile is well below blm, but at 95 it swaps
boreal pumice
its just not as stupid but its got a pvp lvl movement , has mit for self /party that get rewarded if it gets fully used
raw sand
Phys range is bis for being cute
craggy marsh
True
raw sand
trim frost
Phys range is bis for being cute
we need to execute the dancer population though
raw sand
mb
rapid whale
dnc vs whm holy wars
keiko on p2 tethers for m7s did you just eat downtime on std step or did you make your caster do your tether
raw sand
i feel like dnc, wm and sn automatically make me play worse
oh i did my reclearge in materia
so there i got to be braindead with party
it was both healers doing tethers in p2
but during initial clears in NA i just ate the std loss if i drifted
rapid whale
icic
proper cave
A9
zealous meteor
A11
proper cave
Close enough lol
distant knoll
zealous meteor
two wipes
raw sand
limit cut jumpscare
robust shoal
molten moon
remote gate
https://tenor.com/view/ffxiv-final-fantasy-xiv-limit-cut-cruise-chaser-gif-20776...
snapshot backshot
jolly flume
THIS GAME SUCKS
pine holly
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
pine holly
WE'RE TRYING TO CLEAR DSR GODDAMN IT
tawdry delta
ddos?
jolly flume
yes
dapper zealot
Imagine getting ddos'd
random needle
People on Crystal need to go to Second Life on gods
torn kindle
Man I wish I could do my Pilgrim solo file
boreal pumice
how far in are you?
torn kindle
I wiped in the 60โs due to a nasty hidden chameleon. My current one is with picto at floor 21
boreal pumice
i got dcd on like 97/98 , current save on 70
brisk scarab
random needle
p5 officially witnessed in DSR
rapid whale
jolly flume
his reign begins
craggy marsh
TO ME MY KNIGHTS
manic aurora
what is haurchefant day and why am i getting literal bombs dropped in my face on twitter with depressing art
thin tartan
pale blade
what is haurchefant day and why am i getting literal bombs dropped in my face on...
okay but have you considered this is actually very funny in a twisted sort of way
manic aurora
okay but have you considered this is actually very funny in a twisted sort of wa...
No because all Iโm getting is this and I felt the tears stinging my eyes again
rain geode
gonna do a M3 or M4 for my khloe to readjust to RPR then Im gonna try some late night arkveld
pale blade
isnโt the alternate reality just DSR
worn bluff
his last words: โgg no healโ
proper cave
Where da eels
daring pine
i ate them sorry
manic aurora
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XP1O2Aha434
I was smiling then it dropped again
Did u have to rub salt on the wound
stone flint
So like whats goin on this time
I feel like last time there were this many ddos attacks people were pissed at dawntrail or some shit
stone flint
Feel like theyโve dropped nothing but good content recently
So idk why these ddosers are mad
valid solar
since its only NA some people think this one rather annoying figure who recently started getting his accounts banned is behind it
pale blade
since its only NA some people think this one rather annoying figure who recently...
Man are people actually accepting that as fact
I only said it because I thought it was funny and not because it happened
torn kindle
Iโd blame weeb police but ddosing prevents him from crowding Limsa like a plague
pale blade
Iโd blame weeb police but ddosing prevents him from crowding Limsa like a plague
Poeโs law truly is dead
torn kindle
The blame is sarcastic, the hate is real
pale blade
Yeah I know
But if people are actually taking the blame seriously then idk what to tell them besides โPoeโs law is deadโ
proper cave
I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out to be someone who is mad they can't get into aether and don't know that ddos'ing won't help
torn kindle
Yeah in the end itโs probably just a no-name person wanting to piss people off for laughs/attention
Or maybe theyโre mad that SE is walking back on their thoughts behind glamour and job/role identity
pale blade
Or maybe theyโre mad that SE is walking back on their thoughts behind glamour an...
people will make shit up to get mad huh
torn kindle
Still find it wild that GC lock is possibly still around
Like yeah you can be a WHM wearing PLD gear but god forbid youโre a Maelstrom Captain wearing an Adders Private hat
I can understand Race and Gender locks staying since they actually have to adjust models and such for those, but GC lock is silly now
rain geode
honestly I forget GC gear exists
torn kindle
Thereโs very few good looking stuff, imo
Mostly the Elite and Captain sets, and some of the weapons are nice
robust shoal
I use storm elite's skirt in my main glam
torn kindle
I think one of the elite Adders hats is a wreath and Iโd love to use that in glamour
Yeah this
rain geode
it would appear there are no tanks or healers online rn
tepid briar
making gaia hammer for a friend :3
modeled from scratch referencing the game model for dimensions
jade nimbus
Oh, super cool
tired egret
Nice
pale blade
go for the knees
warm burrow
That is rad! :D
tepid briar
now need to post-process - sanding, priming, painting, then going over details
visual geyser
Or maybe theyโre mad that SE is walking back on their thoughts behind glamour an...
They did fire a bunch of staff recently
torn kindle
Itโd be career suicide to DDoS your former workplace if you ever get found out
No one would want to hire you after that
pale blade
They did fire a bunch of staff recently
Yeah, mainly for moving operations back to Japan
Still sucks
The timing of that generative AI usage statement was also a bad coincidence too because it got people jumping to the conclusion that both of them were related
They werenโt, and as I said, it was just a bad coincidence
rain geode
no
rain geode
what do you need my cloths for anyway I doubt they would fit you
random needle
I've still got so long to go... Only just saw p5 last night
rapid whale
shrimply clear the mechanics you see the first time :^)
random needle
I mean. I avoided killing people other than myself during Wrath. So there's that!
rapid whale
poggers
valid solar
what do you need my cloths for anyway I doubt they would fit you
are you calling us fat 
rain geode
are you calling us fat <a:madgeClap:1244998688288280596>
You can be differn't sizes and not be fat stop trying to get my clothes
storm frostBOT
!faq reset
clear plume
!faq reset
Just !reset, not faq
rapid whale
gotcha ty
valid solar
you're welcome 
rapid whale
random needle
poggers
... That said, I very easily could have pvp'd someone with the proteans and it's basically just dumb luck that I didn't
rapid whale
at least doth is super easy for our roles
random needle
... it's a trio, no? Roles don't really matter I thought? Aside from tanks/healers maybe mitting and healing and stuff
rapid whale
we're the outer edges so we're always e/w
random needle
... I should read the toolbox more carefully because I only got the basic basic stuff
robust shoal
people toward the middle of the conga have more possible spots they have to go to
random needle
Like, dooms go north, cleanses south, dooms dodge quakes first, cleanses dodge on the pulse after, then Playstation marks again
rapid whale
it's me, the idiot
robust shoal
like if I'm OT I'm 5th from the left/4th from the right so it's possible (and it happened in the reprog I just did) that I can get say leftmost doom
fierce matrix
Get fucked
random needle
I only know Fire 4 
fierce matrix
Tanks normally always get to be in the middle
Norm is HRMTTMRH or RHMTTMHR
Again
Unless you have an idiot
robust shoal
I got moved to the edge for FoF in FRU prog bc everyone's lineup was awful and ig the person who swapped with me cared less
then we redid strats and put me back mid with a proper lineup and there was 0 problem
fierce matrix
I think for dsr my group did TMRHTMRH
fierce matrix
Cause my MT was verified idiot
random needle
I plan to sim more Wrath tonight before prog, then probably at least do a little DotH
rapid whale
Cause my MT was verified idiot
my BAD
fierce matrix
WotH is not too hard once you get it down
rapid whale
I plan to sim more Wrath tonight before prog, then probably at least do a little...
ull see how ez doth is as outer edges