endgame-lounge

[dreamy whale]

"oh it's a normal raid I can tank this titan wheel thing"

instakill

[trim frost]

need my dyeable caster armors

[kindred bison]

Pandae Savage: Heard you like Limit Cut.

[mortal flower]

Levin tower PF prog broke me so hard

I hated people for months after beating it once

😭

[boreal pumice]

i think ppl are gonna move away from casting sets when the restirctions are off because they rarely look good

[dreamy whale]

i like the ones where it's like charging up a big move for the last 20% and it's a big ol dps check it's super stressful and fun

is there a savage that does that

[dull drum]

m8s basically

[jolly flume]

idk about 20% lol

[kindred bison]

Honestly

[trim frost]

okay thanks for your input i think

anyways

[jolly flume]

m8s is kinda that

[dull drum]

the whole enrage sequence

[kindred bison]

I'm glad my Internet was ass during EW

[dreamy whale]

i'm probably overestimating the health but

[jolly flume]

all the eden final floors are kinda that

[kindred bison]

So I couldn't do Pandae Savage

[loud nymph]

that's m8s for sure

[dreamy whale]

is pandae the one with the super cool awesome warrior candle weapon

[loud nymph]

you get to the soft enrage at like 25-30%

and you ignore most of that if you're not a tank

[jolly flume]

m8s has a pretty sick enrage sequence tbh it's just a shame you'll never get to see the end of it

I've never heard his final voice line in game

[dreamy whale]

oh is it easy

[loud nymph]

phase 2 is pretty easy

[jolly flume]

the dps check is

[loud nymph]

phase 1 is much tougher

[dreamy whale]

im excited for uh

m2s

[loud nymph]

well

[dreamy whale]

bee is for beauty obedient and sweet

[loud nymph]

it's not a very good fight unfortunately

[jolly flume]

ew

[dreamy whale]

WHAT

[kindred bison]

M8S has lower HP than M7S if I recall

[zealous meteor]

isn't it devious and sweet

[loud nymph]

honey bee lovely is a cool boss design

[dreamy whale]

is it

[loud nymph]

the actual fight m2s

kinda fuckin sucks

very disappointing

[kindred bison]

M6S sucks.

[dreamy whale]

the lyric vid i saw might be wrong

let's ask yoshi p

[zealous meteor]

according to the lyrics in my music player it's "beauty both devious and sweet"

[loud nymph]

I like it personally but pf is dumb and can't do adds

[dreamy whale]

wtf

[loud nymph]

and then you get past adds

and pf can't do bridges

and then you get past bridges

and someone fucks up sticky mousse

[dreamy whale]

ok yea soken says "both devious and sweet"

[jolly flume]

everyone thought it was obedient until they release the official lyrics a patch later

it does sound like it

[dreamy whale]

which one is sugar riot

[jolly flume]

6

[boreal pumice]

6

[dreamy whale]

oh ok

is m4s good cause i like that theme too

[boreal pumice]

also i think its rynes VA for my odd fun facts

[jolly flume]

uh

the song is fuckin awesome

[loud nymph]

it's kinda like m8s

[jolly flume]

the fight by fourth floor standards?

meh

[loud nymph]

phase 1 is good

phase 2 is

not

[dreamy whale]

oh I see

[loud nymph]

the phase 2 music tho

is a fucking banger

[robust shoal]

[dreamy whale]

what content should I complete before fru

[loud nymph]

you need to clear m4s to unlock fru

so that

[kindred bison]

I just realized I technically got to do coils on content

[jolly flume]

rank 1 eutrope simp

[dreamy whale]

oh ogey

[kindred bison]

Everyone under 60 without echo

[dreamy whale]

what's a eutrope

[robust shoal]

best girl

[dreamy whale]

nah best girl is Kytte or Momodi

[dull drum]

TOP

fights piss easy atp

[dreamy whale]

...

[zealous meteor]

the msq

[dreamy whale]

You mean

TOP

[zealous meteor]

doesn't fru bis include gear from the 7.3 dungeon or is that cod

[dreamy whale]

the content xeno said was gonna be like

[robust shoal]

incorrect but thanks for playing

[dreamy whale]

impossible to pf

[dull drum]

he said impossible without cousins

[dreamy whale]

oh yes

without plogon

[robust shoal]

xeno

[dull drum]

which wasnt even true because someone did it

lol

[robust shoal]

I have 40 top clears and haven't ever used AM

[kindred bison]

I wish we got Chaotic without body check mechanics

[dull drum]

you can do bare minimum marks in omega you just need people with brains

[dreamy whale]

also like

[robust shoal]

I've always had someone calling out who does monitors in omega in vc but still

[dreamy whale]

wtf even is medium

[jolly flume]

it's pretty chill without AM tbh

but good luck getting a pug to do that

most pf healers can barely press their 3 buttons let alone mark people on top of it

[dull drum]

we actually had pug fills who could do it

i was shocked

[dreamy whale]

is AM clientside

[dull drum]

and then we had someone bitch and complain about not having p3 AM

[zealous meteor]

automarker uses the built in markers right? so entire party will see it

[dull drum]

yes

[dreamy whale]

oh ty for reminding me how do I copy markers

I wanna copy garuda ones for subsequent uwu pfs

[dull drum]

thats the whole fights marker

lol

[dreamy whale]

oh is it

[dull drum]

but you can just go to waymarks section and copy it into a section

[dreamy whale]

oh i see now ty

[dull drum]

pt much every fight is this way unless its checkpoint

or like hour 1 lol

[zealous meteor]

yeah you have markers on the field and markers on players

the field ones are set up once per instance (and can't be changed during combat)

[loud nymph]

yeah you can't actually place markers on the ground during combat so the ones on the ground at the start of the fight are there for the whole fight

"but Kinger then how did we get markers on the ground during p2/3 of m7s or p2 of m8s"

https://tenor.com/view/guy-long-hair-mustache-magic-shia-labeouf-gif-17741293

[zealous meteor]

waymark plugin lets you put markers in arbitrary locations right

[loud nymph]

yes

[dull drum]

i love illegal markers

[loud nymph]

at least with m4s you could see the other platform at the start

[zealous meteor]

i think it's kinda silly that there's no way to do that in vanilla (afaik)
like. did they not think of that when designing M7/M8

[true beacon]

Nope

[loud nymph]

they did not

[dreamy whale]

wait so how do you talke about pandaemonium phases

is it like

P1SP1

[zealous meteor]

P12SP2/P12P2

[loud nymph]

yes but only 4 8 and 12 have p1/p2

[dreamy whale]

oh ok

[loud nymph]

so it's just p1s p2s etc

[dreamy whale]

See guys I'm learning

[true beacon]

I mean you can call certain mechanic thresholds phases

[loud nymph]

then p4sp1/p4sp2

etc

[true beacon]

But actual fight phases are only in the fourth floors

[loud nymph]

yeah but nobody refers to them as individual phases with shorthand is my point

[zealous meteor]

only time i see phases for ex/savage is when the boss's hp resets

otherwise it's just "hey there's more mechanics now"

[random needle]

You could say m7s has different phases for each arena I guess

[loud nymph]

like you wouldn't say "p3sp2" for p3s add phase

[jolly flume]

people kinda break down other fights into phases if there's some decently clear delimiter

[loud nymph]

you'd just say add phase

[jolly flume]

7 is the obvious example here

[zealous meteor]

i see i see

[dreamy whale]

A3S Add phase

[loud nymph]

ye

[zealous meteor]

A2S add phase (it's the entire fight)

[random needle]

a2s add pha--

Damnit you took my joke

[dreamy whale]

what about hand phase vs pepsiman phase tho

[zealous meteor]

afaik two phase fourth floors weren't standard until omega?

[dreamy whale]

Oh and I'm also noticing like

[zealous meteor]

....pepsiman isn't even A4 is it

it's A3

[dreamy whale]

Yeag

[loud nymph]

in the case of m7s you have very clear divides between the phases since you have different arenas for each phase

so that's why you might have people saying m7s p2 or m7s p3

there really isn't anything like that for most of pandaemonium

aside from the door boss checkpoints on 4/8/12

[random needle]

a4s doesn't really have super defined phases, a8s does kinda have the pre-BJ and post-BJ stuff, and a12s has before and after the limit break I guess?

[dreamy whale]

So like how come you don't have to mit autos for ultimates but you do for savages is it because ultimates are like double the length

[loud nymph]

like p3s has pretty clearly defined phases where you do the first set of mechanics then adds then a more complex set of mechanics then repeating mechs until enrage

but I never saw people calling that p2 or p3 or anything

[jolly flume]

it depends

the typical usage of mit is not for autos

there are times you have to do so in both

[dull drum]

honestly just do

literally hasnt done the content and talking out of their ass

[dreamy whale]

guh

[jolly flume]

there's phases in most of the recent ultimates where mit is either free for autos or needs to be used

[trim frost]

actually let me not speak on this i havent ulted either

[jolly flume]

it's just that in ultimate you get hit with more tank damage from busters typically that takes mit away from where you'd otherwise like to spend it on autos

[trim frost]

but i think ult mit plans try to maximize mit usage

[dreamy whale]

I just wanna get better at the game and I know that asking questions and getting practice inside content is the best way to do that

[dull drum]

correct

thats why you see stuff like

[worn bluff]

there are random times in fights where the boss isn’t casting anything for a while and the MT gets slapped around

[dull drum]

press mit at X point in castbar

[worn bluff]

sometimes

[dull drum]

because you want it to be up again for another relevant thing to mit

as an example

[jolly flume]

most ultimate busters hurt enough that you can't really afford to drop a mit off to use on autos elsewhere

[dreamy whale]

Oh right another question

I'm supposed to eat the first tank buter in P1 and it says to use rampart

but i need rampart up for mistral song

so do i use vengeance or rampart

[jolly flume]

where does it say to use rampart

[loud nymph]

I'm not sure on tank timings tbh since my time in uwu was as caster but could be that you need to use rampart early enough that it is back up for mistral but not so early that it falls off before the buster goes off

[dreamy whale]

it's like uhh

[loud nymph]

you'd need to examine the actual mit plan

and see specifically what it says

[jolly flume]

are you looking at ethel's sheet

[dreamy whale]

drag garuda to D, dodge buster, pop mit to cover untelegraphed followup buster

and then i'm supposed to use rampart when garuda screams before mistral song

[jolly flume]

you rampart thrill bw for the first buster

then veng for the donut with the clones

[dreamy whale]

ohg ok

so pf bros lied to me

[jolly flume]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Aebpp_26RpVMYL3vLzahu461BbrwXkMENNRVSoqbxYw/edit?gid=974915791#gid=974915791

what specifically you use isn't all that important but

have something up

[dreamy whale]

where do I find these are they in the balance

[jolly flume]

naur website

or their discord

[dull drum]

NAUR

[dreamy whale]

oh ty im in the discord

[dull drum]

all ulti resources should be in there

sui and mitama are rewriting TOP because the old toolboxes suck monkey balls

[vast jacinth]

Thankyou

Idk why but toolboxes load like hell for me sometimes

[dull drum]

its loading like 1000 ads thats why

[jolly flume]

toolboxes just always load super slow depending on the amount of assets in them yeah

[dull drum]

raidplan is better because i can load that shit on my phone and its fast

[random needle]

I always groan when I see a toolbox instead of a raidplan

[dreamy whale]

Hi cherry

[dull drum]

so whos testing the ingame raid planner

[dreamy whale]

oh am i not supposed to use the toolbox

[dull drum]

you have no choice with the older fights tbh

they’re all toolboxes

[dreamy whale]

do you have an iphone or an android

[dull drum]

iphone

[dreamy whale]

oh can't help you

can't use a private dns on iphone unfortunately

[random needle]

It's usually either a toolbox or a raidplan, usually the former on old fights. Raidplan's UI is a lot smoother and it isn't trying to load up enough adds to make a Fandom wiki blush

[dreamy whale]

adguard dns my beloved

[vast jacinth]

See i rarely open stuff on my phone but even on PC toolboxes sadly load long for me sometimes

[dreamy whale]

i switched to iphone tho so i'm cooked

[jolly flume]

$5 says it sucks

remember the duty recorder?

[vast jacinth]

But rn i just need to open FRU stuff anyways

[zealous meteor]

private dns as in...?

[dull drum]

it was doomed from the start ngl

[zealous meteor]

because i'm using a custom dns server

just not an ad blocking one

[dreamy whale]

as in the adguard one

it's like

dns.adguard-dns.com or something

blocks literally everything

[zealous meteor]

https://adguard-dns.io/en/blog/encrypted-dns-ios-14.html

[dreamy whale]

woag

my beloved

[dull drum]

ios 14 is ancient wtf

[random needle]

MR BEEEEAAAAST

[zealous meteor]

yeah it's been a thing for a while

i use uhh quad9

definitely NOT so i can use piracy websites that are dns blocked here

:3c

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/thediaryofbenji-benji-benjidehond-benjithedog-benjithesamoyed-gif-11911278490969254715

[trim frost]

@jolly flume for u ^

[zealous meteor]

oh boy

please don't wipe please don't wipe please don't wipe please don't wipe please don't wipe

[worn bluff]

smh you made tree

[loud nymph]

raspboobies

[trim frost]

xddtree

[sly basin]

me when both healers are new

[zealous meteor]

luckily i'm one of them

[sly basin]

u got thissss

[zealous meteor]

why is everyone standing still

:3

[loud nymph]

ddos moment?

oh yup #general-discussion is screamin

[mossy eagle]

Man I picked a good time to go on an indie game binge

[vestal hollow]

@steep narwhal wh*te mage

theres ur slur

[boreal pumice]

what ya playin

[trim frost]

wha game

[loud nymph]

I finally picked up dredge

it's neat

kinda simple but neat

[zealous meteor]

if we disconnect again i'm just leaving this duty tbh

[boreal pumice]

simple is sometimes best

[zealous meteor]

the transition phase is too fucking long

[trim frost]

did u know i grinded this fight over 80 times for the card

[loud nymph]

I think it was like 40 for me

and then like right after that there was a mogtome event with it as a reward

[worldly grotto]

What are you playing right now? I’m playing through Witcher 1 and Nobody Saves the World myself

And then new Dispatch episodes on Wednesday

[jolly flume]

omg

SAMOYED

[sly basin]

IM SO EXCITED i need to finish black mesa thats my next goal

[worldly grotto]

Robert my goat

[loud nymph]

oh man black mesa

[zealous meteor]

i got one vuln stack because i'm stupid. i think im the only one who got through the fight without more vulns

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/samoyed-sam-samoyed-pets-pet-pets-gif-4976783975006105838

[random needle]

It's been years since I played Black Mesa, I don't think I've played since before the Xen update

[loud nymph]

I fuckin loved it up until xen

And then Xen was absolutely awful

[random needle]

In HL1 or in BM specifically?

[loud nymph]

in BM specifically

[sly basin]

im currently at the part in black mesa where|| im in the space portal place and theres scary jumpscares everywhere... I HATE THE ALIEN FISHES||

[loud nymph]

The levels were too huge and took way too long and they missed literally everything about what made HL1 good

[sly basin]

videogames where i can enter water put fear into my soul

[loud nymph]

xen in the original HL was awful too but it was mercifully short

[sly basin]

which part is xen

[loud nymph]

xen in BM is awful and goes on forever

[random needle]

Xen is the last few chapters

[craggy marsh]

I have fanfest tickets

[loud nymph]

everything after you do the fight in the reactor core and go to the other world

[sly basin]

ohhh thats where i am rn

[loud nymph]

yeah

black mesa remains my personal favorite 180 degree speedrun in terms of enjoyment

[worldly grotto]

Meh I didn’t mind the Xen sections in Black Mesa

[random needle]

That reminds me, I still haven't finished Half Life Alyx

[worldly grotto]

Gorgeous to look at and some of the set pieces were really cool

[loud nymph]

went from loving it and having a total blast on to actively hating the game

[random needle]

It's so unbelievably good, but damn if it isn't also a number on your mental state if you're a scaredy cat like me

[loud nymph]

to this day I've never beaten BM because the xen levels pissed me off so much

and I've tried like 3 or 4x

It's so high quality before that point

and then it just nosedives

[jolly flume]

i lub them

[sly basin]

im a little confused by the hot robot assassin ppl

that do like backflips and shoot u

i thought the enemies were aliens

[loud nymph]

well they're part of the government coverup

[random needle]

https://tenor.com/view/rented-bunny-horror-game-horror-candle-gif-12556992930635681589

[sly basin]

ohhh theyre that faction instead

[jolly flume]

try not to absorb the stench

[random needle]

This is genuinely what every dark section of Alyx is like

[sly basin]

that makes more sense

[loud nymph]

it's why you spent several levels fighting human grunts

[craggy marsh]

Gonna show up as Golbez dw

[dreamy whale]

Bro why is she so mad all the time

[loud nymph]

because the govt sent troops in to contain the situation

[craggy marsh]

I will free us from the wheel

[loud nymph]

and by "contain"

[sly basin]

also its kinda fucked up u can kill the nice humans

[loud nymph]

I mean "kill all the witnesses"

[sly basin]

i did it on accident

[boreal pumice]

welcome to nomura

[dreamy whale]

Nomura’s favorite dragon ball character is Mr Popo

Those lips are insane

[random needle]

... Man, discussing HL1 is reminding me of Freeman's Mind

[boreal pumice]

mr popo is op

[dreamy whale]

All these squares make a circle

[random needle]

I love how scared he gets whenever the ninjas show up

[sly basin]

when i started black mesa i was like wtf do all my coworkers hate me, but after i kept throwing things and whacking them with a crowbar i got it

[loud nymph]

HL1 is kinda like Seinfeld tbh

in that it was a fucking landmark piece of media that everything copied

but if you try to experience it for the first time now

[random needle]

The same is true of HL2, no?

At least to an extent

[loud nymph]

it feels derivative and samey

[loud nymph]

yeah for sure

[sly basin]

i might try hl2 once i finish black mesa

[loud nymph]

hl2 having physics engine based puzzles was fuckin crazy in 2004

[sly basin]

my friend who got my into it has alyx on his vr

and we played all of portal2 together

[loud nymph]

it's less crazy after EVERY SINGLE GAME copied the idea of physics engine puzzles

so you go back to HL2 and it feels dated as hell

but man, at the time

it was groundbreaking

[sly basin]

yaaaa i get what u mean, i still think the only game ive played that really matches the aesthetic is abiotic factor tho

but the vibes are so fun in black mesa/portal etc

[random needle]

I miss the Source engine aesthetic

[loud nymph]

that said HL1 still has better gunplay than HL2 because 2 relies so heavily on the gravity gun

and while gravity gun is cool

[sly basin]

i rlly enjoy the bug gun

[loud nymph]

it's very repetitive

[sly basin]

also gordon is a freak fr

[worldly grotto]

I think 1 just has a better arsenal honestly

[sly basin]

he sees a weird bug gun and puts his whole arm into it

[loud nymph]

it definitely does

[worldly grotto]

Just bogged down by how bullshit the game can be at times

[random needle]

I like how Freeman's Mind Gordon shoots the hive hand when he sees it and doesn't grab it

[sly basin]

what is freeman's mind

[worldly grotto]

But those guns are great

[random needle]

A playthrough of Half Life 1 where you can hear the (sometimes delusional) thoughts of Gordon Freeman

[sly basin]

ohhh is it a mod?

[random needle]

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6PNZBb6b9LvDWpI-5CPYUxG1Rnm-vr9V&si=tsW0AkFQZAAMY3KF

More like a machinima... Do people know what that word is anymore

[worldly grotto]

Good job Unc

[sly basin]

thats like red vs blue right

[random needle]

Yeah basically

[sly basin]

its ok ppl have started to call me unc irl

[random needle]

Like a fine wine, I just get better with age

[jolly flume]

I'm aging like milk

MY KNEES

[sly basin]

like a fine cheese i get more stinky with age

[jolly flume]

[dreamy whale]

Miao

I’m a sock

I get crustier with age

[rapid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/yogscast-lomadia-cross-gif-14024260

[timber stratus]

wow cool looking labubu!!

[tame shuttle]

Bappol

[rapid whale]

haiiiiiii :3 uwuwuwu

https://tenor.com/view/oh-hey-there-flirty-wink-handsome-gif-14790100

ok deleting myself

[quick verge]

grown ass man

[rapid whale]

i am immortal

jk only ascendant

[craggy marsh]

uwu poggie woggie notices ur parse

[rapid whale]

lmao

[boreal pumice]

need more fsh

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/jennie-disgust-jennie-eww-jennie-jennie-kim-blackpink-jennie-gif-26468299

[rapid whale]

dont b jealous

[wicked delta]

trust me i am not

[rapid whale]

haters smh

[queen raft]

Is it bad that I thought that leaf was attached to her hair?

[wicked delta]

Would be cute if it was the case

[tulip anvil]

so im about to start progging TEA and i got a question

do dolls appear multiple times through the fight or only once

[jolly flume]

once

thank your lucky stars

[wicked delta]

Imagine they do dolls 2 in the last phase and you automatically crit for every attack you do

[jolly flume]

auto crit means it's predictable damage

if anything that's easier than rng crits

[boreal pumice]

coils

[wicked delta]

True

[tulip anvil]

is there a guide or pastebin i should use

the one thats the most used

[jolly flume]

https://naurffxiv.com/ultimate/tea

[tulip anvil]

thanks

[jolly flume]

yuh

gl

[dull drum]

oh they DID rename it

LMAO

[zealous meteor]

welp

i guess that's a sign that arkveld doesn't want me to fight him

[jolly flume]

ngl seeing ff running in a mac window is like mildly trippy to me

[tardy vortex]

7.4 be like i saw this and thought it was funny 🤣

[zealous meteor]

i'm used to it

[dreamy whale]

Bro

I did the twinning

That shit was mid

Banger song tho

[zealous meteor]

but the final boss...

[dreamy whale]

Idr the final boss

[wicked delta]

You just did the dungeon

How did you already forget? 😭

[dreamy whale]

No I did the dungeon a week ago I just remembered that it was mid and I was mad about it

[wicked delta]

I was about to say

Adhd final boss

[dreamy whale]

No adhd final boss is me taking 6 hours for a 750 word paper

[loud nymph]

ironworks alexander

the tycoon

[dreamy whale]

Oh yeah he was epic

[worn bluff]

imagine dolls only once but it's in the last phase instead

that alone

"mb i crit" 10 minutes gone

[jolly flume]

p6 dsr:

@sleek moon

now no more roulettes

like

ever

[sinful brook]

You gotta get the mount

[sick dirge]

your done it

[loud nymph]

you need 3000 comms for mount I think

[wicked delta]

Yes

[loud nymph]

you're not done yet

get back in there samurai

[wicked delta]

This actually kept happening to me in TEA

I kept critting

My dolls

For like

20 pulls and it turns out

[jolly flume]

oh hell nah

[wicked delta]

Dancer was giving me devilment right as dolls were popping up

So I kept critting

💀

[worn bluff]

i mean eventually you figure out how to adjust your rotation if the doll gets low early

[jolly flume]

oh hell no

[worn bluff]

or i think PCT has a 0 crit set

[wicked delta]

This dude replied twice

icant

[jolly flume]

I WAS TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE IN TELLS AND I FORGOT IF I RESPONDED

[wicked delta]

Mount in question

[jolly flume]

fat ass chicken

freedom

[wicked delta]

Fat

[sinful brook]

Wym it's just the start

2k mental asylum roulettes

[jolly flume]

you will catch me dead in a ditch before I do 2k mentor roulettes

[dreamy whale]

Fuck my stupid chungus life

[jolly flume]

in fact if I ever go insane enough to do that grind I would like one of you to put me in that ditch

[wicked delta]

I don’t think you can get Chiyo to willingly run guildhests

[wicked delta]

I will not

Because

Its very funny

To see you lose your mind

[sick dirge]

the mount isnt even worth it

the 2k mentor rolos one

[dreamy whale]

Is that the Pegasus

[jolly flume]

aint it just a horse

I already have an uma musume

[wicked delta]

Its a fancy horse with wings fuck you

[dreamy whale]

My mounts

[sick dirge]

yeah lol

[jolly flume]

cold take

thats ugly

[dreamy whale]

Ew

[wicked delta]

Coldest take

Everyone finds it ugly

[jolly flume]

consider this

[dreamy whale]

Hey

How do I get it

[sick dirge]

p12s

[jolly flume]

p12s

[dreamy whale]

I need him

[wicked delta]

P12S

[sick dirge]

:3

[dreamy whale]

Fuck ok back to msq grinding I go

[wicked delta]

Don’t lock cute mounts behind savage

[dreamy whale]

I just got to labyrinthos

[wicked delta]

Savage raiders deserve nothing

[sick dirge]

fr

[dreamy whale]

Cute cat mount

Called meownt

[sick dirge]

we have a gimme kitten minion
but what if gimme cat mount

[jolly flume]

gimme aether, meow

[loud nymph]

morbid curiosity made me look up the TEA visual guide tonight

ow my brain

[jolly flume]

is it developing wrinkles

[loud nymph]

I thought it was kinda funny how it only very quickly brushes past limit cut to get fully into bjcc

[sleek moon]

3k

itll be quick

just 1500 more

[loud nymph]

despite everything I've heard being that limit cut is the worst

[jolly flume]

maybe in another 7k hours

[sleek moon]

i mean its not the only mechanic like that, easy to understand in theory but also very easy to mess up

[loud nymph]

yeah that is fair

[remote gate]

say hi to my cat friend

[random needle]

I was gonna say "it's simple on paper but it's harder in execution", but then I realized it's also kinda messy on paper too if it's your first time seeing something that complex so

[worn bluff]

best mount

[random needle]

It's something you wanna sim

[jolly flume]

wtf

[loud nymph]

my brain kinda rebooted somewhere around missile command

[sleek moon]

thats not the sugar glider

[sick dirge]

limit cut in arkveld

smiles

[loud nymph]

I imagine I should probably learn LL first haha

[jolly flume]

sugar glider is cute

ambystoma is bis

look at him hes so stupid

nothing floating around in his head

[random needle]

Just focus on LL and some LC for now

Don't even think about p2 yet

[zealous meteor]

hes just like me fr

[zealous meteor]

limit cut in arkveld isn't too bad

[loud nymph]

yeah that is my plan, LL doesn't look too awful just need to know when to bait proteans and also figure out how not to kill my doll

[jolly flume]

you dont kill your doll by doing the unthinkable and dropping your gcd to just auto it below 25 if it's sketch

contrary to popular belief dropping 1 gcd won't kill you!

[random needle]

Parse is fake, don't thinka bout it

[zealous meteor]

so my 50% uptime is okay, got it /s

[jolly flume]

[sleek moon]

but my parse

[jolly flume]

can I be so fr

I didn't even know half of these dungeons existed

[loud nymph]

that's a lotta guildhests tbh

[steep narwhal]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[zealous meteor]

you never did it for gilly....

[jolly flume]

whos gilly...

[zealous meteor]

the guidance node from azys lla

[jolly flume]

oh I haven't done the twinning

ever

lol

who want a first time bonus

[steep narwhal]

😭

[jolly flume]

I'm new !!!!

[steep narwhal]

bro never did basic training

[jolly flume]

I did not

who tf needs basic training

[steep narwhal]

😭

you obviously

[jolly flume]

oh mb

look at me lulu

i'm him

[zealous meteor]

white mage

kill

[steep narwhal]

ur not him

[jolly flume]

im lidolly him

[steep narwhal]

him is always

catgirl

and it's named w last name like

[jolly flume]

/glamourer

wait

wc.

[steep narwhal]

chan, kun, senpai

[jolly flume]

u know

we made a tier list

of how red flag these honorifics are

in someones ffxiv ign

[steep narwhal]

how much is chan

that's tenyu's last name

[jolly flume]

10

out of 10

S tier

[zealous meteor]

how much of a red flag is "shiomi"

[torn mesa]

hey we mentioned that too

[jolly flume]

like 11

[random needle]

Code nightmare regent red

MGS obsessed ass

[zealous meteor]

what about raha

on a miqo'te

[jolly flume]

I kinda wanna turn my main into holo

ngl

[zealous meteor]

omg im in the screenshot

[jolly flume]

but then everyone on my fl would be like

who tf is this

for the next month

[steep narwhal]

how much of a red flag is du

YOOO

WE HAVE A COVID PATIENT

[jolly flume]

pigeon/10

why r u so excited about that 😭

[steep narwhal]

bc i thought the surgery nurses was saying the doctors name

so i was like

wow covid is such an interesting last name

then i fucking realized 😭

[jolly flume]

????

lmfao

[steep narwhal]

i'm so sleepy rn

😭

i alr hung up on a. doctor by accident

i am SCREWEDDD!!

[zealous meteor]

[steep narwhal]

i love how sam has yet to meet my main character

[jolly flume]

I fear little lulu

is better

just like my alt

is better

[zealous meteor]

is your main not a lalafell

[steep narwhal]

no 😭

that's my alt

[zealous meteor]

[steep narwhal]

it's only in heavensward

LOLL

[steep narwhal]

isn't she peak

[zealous meteor]

what's your main

[jolly flume]

boba eyes mooncat...

[steep narwhal]

the world will never know

HELLO

WHY IS THIS GUY DOXXING ME

[jolly flume]

the world will now know

[steep narwhal]

????

doxxer

IM REPORTINNGU

[zealous meteor]

oh is that you

good to know

[jolly flume]

[steep narwhal]

DOXXING CHIYO NOW

IRL

[zealous meteor]

(i will probably have forgotten by the next time i log in)

[jolly flume]

if the pictures from my server ever get out my life is over

[steep narwhal]

IM DOXXING HIM RN

[zealous meteor]

well now i need to know

[steep narwhal]

!!

[zealous meteor]

him? isn't chiyo a girl /s

[jolly flume]

yes

[steep narwhal]

no

[jolly flume]

yes

[loud nymph]

yes

[steep narwhal]

no

[jolly flume]

stop misgenderin gme

[loud nymph]

guy in real life

girl

[steep narwhal]

hes a man

[jolly flume]

never forget

[zealous meteor]

wow you're just misgendering someone who's obviously a woman

[steep narwhal]

chiyo is the most obvious man

[jolly flume]

checkmate

[steep narwhal]

he gaslights too much

[steep narwhal]

that was before u changed.

ur KICKED now

[jolly flume]

excommunicated from my gender is crazy

[steep narwhal]

u r REMOVED from the association

u fanta ur char and change ur name back

ur EXCOMMUNICATED from the society

[zealous meteor]

gives you estrogen

[steep narwhal]

[jolly flume]

sleepy kitten is never coming back

lost to the void

[zealous meteor]

WHAT

was that your name

[jolly flume]

I was sleepy kitten for like two months yes

[steep narwhal]

yeah

ur kicked

[jolly flume]

ok but look how cute I am

[zealous meteor]

wow

modding your character

[jolly flume]

so cute

u cant kick that

[zealous meteor]

thats you? irl?

[sly basin]

https://youtu.be/8IkKUBJ26fo

[jolly flume]

there is an image of me

that exists

with cat ears

[zealous meteor]

^ this you?

[sly basin]

this is chiyo irl

[jolly flume]

[tame shuttle]

Chiyo

[sly basin]

damn that picture is blurry

[zealous meteor]

this is @sly basin irl

[jolly flume]

lizzer

[tame shuttle]

Ib

[tame shuttle]

Real

[tame shuttle]

Aloooo

How are you

[jolly flume]

trying not to fall asleep

[tame shuttle]

Eepy

[zealous meteor]

go eep

[jolly flume]

sitting in chair under a blanket staring at homework

[zealous meteor]

....hm
i don't think i've actually ever gotten akadaemia anyder or stigma dreamscape in roulettes
i've only done both of them once

and hells' lid

[random needle]

I still havent done the EW optional dungeons

Smileton and Stigma iirc?

[jolly flume]

ligma dreamscape is pretty good

good music and I get to soyjak point at all the omega stuff

[zealous meteor]

yeah stigma dreamscape has escape

smileton has

The Big Cheese

[sly basin]

is smileton that banger song

nvm im thinking of the Twinning

[thin tartan]

coo..

[visual geyser]

Smileton is still a banger

[dapper zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/barry-bee-jazz-gif-22779209

think I got it once in roulette

[trim frost]

hearing it for twenty minutes at a time during red alerts makes me not like it anymore

[rapid whale]

what does it mean

[jolly flume]

hes 13 shots of hennessy deep

please understand

[rapid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-meme-lois-falling-down-stairs-falling-down-stairs-gif-16921703

[random needle]

Two shots of vodka

[clear plume]

Even worse, he’s a ninja gaiden fan (they are going through it right now)

[rapid whale]

wait i thought the new ninja gaiden was fun

[clear plume]

A lot of its community is mad because it and rage bound earlier this year are not nearly as hard as prior titles

You one shot a lot of enemies in both games instead of any type of dancing around you had to do etc etc and it’s all just hack and slash which isn’t what long term fans want from it

Like if u read this even it’s positive reviews are yaknow, it’s a great basic hack and slash and not anything more

[vestal hollow]

bling ba bling ba bling bling bing ba bling ba bling bing bing bing bing bling bing bing bing bing

[dreamy whale]

So like

Ardbert is Roxas and my WoL is Sora

[rapid whale]

uhHh

there was 14 roxas but you're the closest to a sora ig?

[dreamy whale]

I see

I’m still kinda lost in terms of lore

Why did emet selch wanna be homies

[rapid whale]

how far r u

[dreamy whale]

Level 80 msq

[rapid whale]

dis mf

[jolly flume]

did you finish

the final trial

[dreamy whale]

I’m pretty sure I learned all this already but

I forgor

and then hydaelyn is weaker now right

[rapid whale]

thou art at the climaxsth of the 10 year arc

[remote gate]

finish shb especially the post shb quests

absolute cinema

[dreamy whale]

I did

I’m in 81 msq now

[visual geyser]

Hydaelyn has been weaker since the start of arr

[dreamy whale]

Yea I figured

[visual geyser]

Each big calamity she gets weaker

[dreamy whale]

Such devastation

Oh wait you said start

I thought you were saying like

Ultima cooked her

But then so stopping the flood in the first cooked her more

[remote gate]

most recent thing that cooked her

[dreamy whale]

:c I don’t want crystal lady to die

Even tho she killed goatfilia

[remote gate]

keep endwalking bro

[dreamy whale]

Hydaelyn at the beginning of hw be like

[remote gate]

check out this tokai i got today moo

[dreamy whale]

Dayum

[pale blade]

Now give Teio three fractures

[true beacon]

that's how long it took

[valid solar]

I thought the game was under maint rn

[true beacon]

not for another 24m

[valid solar]

OH

cooked

[true beacon]

nono

I just finished it

it took 21 minutes to clear

[valid solar]

no I said that because I was gonna log in like 40 minutes ago but didnt because I thought maint already started

[gray sedge]

Me when i get ddosed

The final days…

[limpid edge]

savage farmin time?

[true beacon]

yep

[rapid whale]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/s/YKUZqFYdoZ

Opinions?

[jolly flume]

one on the right is cute

me want

[rapid whale]

Apparently the faces are mobile exclusive too according to comments

When do we riot

[jolly flume]

when mobile gets a wolf/fox race

[rapid whale]

Ahri in my final fantasy

[amber fable]

Mobile version adding things main game cant for over a decade

Gonna raise my pitchgork rq

[craggy marsh]

The real reason is bc the mobile one is using a newer engine and not held together by strings from 2012 but the answer everyone wants to hear is dead game

[shy obsidian]

unfortunately a lot of those cosmetics are apparently locked behind premium currency...

I'D KILL FOR THAT WAVY HAIR

[rapid whale]

I feel like that much was expected

[craggy marsh]

ya aren't the dyes heavy mtx

[shy obsidian]

DYES?

[rapid whale]

F2p mmo has to have some way to make money

[shy obsidian]

Guild Wars 2 allows you to get premium currency for free, though...

[true beacon]

yeah there's like 16 dye slots

[shy obsidian]

Six....

[rapid whale]

They charge box and expansion cost I thought

[valid solar]

base game is free (free trial infinite playtime technically) and yeah expacs cost dollary doo's

[amber fable]

Gw2 is buy to play

Well beside base game

[rapid whale]

So is it like opening a gacha banner except instead of r units you get dyes and SSR is like the hair styles or outfit boxes? Is that xiv mobile business model

[amber fable]

Dunno how endgame currency is like

[jade nimbus]

Something like that

Also new mounts and all that too

[amber fable]

But probably will have gatcha for shit like that

[rapid whale]

Ah

That doesn't seem too bad then

[jade nimbus]

And iirc there is mtx for a bunch of stuff

[rapid whale]

Oh

If it's like pay 5 bucks for another savage lock out I could see it being toxic

But if it was just cosmetics meh

[jade nimbus]

I know you have to pay to gain access to the market board for sure

[rapid whale]

Ouh

That's hmmm

So effectively a sub

[jade nimbus]

It is a one time purchase I think

[dreamy whale]

Om nom nom

[rapid whale]

r u doing msq

o wait maint

nvm

[jade nimbus]

Are the ddos only na or also eu?

[sleek moon]

just NA as far as i know

[visual geyser]

Japan too

[alpine plover]

everyone had some lag yesterday evening

in my static

but it was definitely playable

[daring pine]

yeah it's just na afaik, my eu gameplay has been fine

completely uninterrupted

and then na has just been despairge

[visual geyser]

No one cares about eu enough to make them miserable i guess

[rain geode]

damn

[versed kayak]

hopefully it stays this way so I can actually play the game

[valid solar]

bopple

do you want to do challenge log pt

[rain geode]

Man maybe I shouldn't have burned all my AP

[alpine plover]

Not sure if i should feel insulted or complimented

[rapid whale]

im doin bozja

[valid solar]

I see

which area, the first or the second

I can join for the first

[rapid whale]

just unlocked 2nd

[valid solar]

cooked

[jagged aspen]

they unlock savage gear but not tomes?

[cerulean crown]

tomes are always weekly locked. not even the .58 patch unlocks those completely

[dapper zealot]

They'll just get swapped out 7.4

[amber fable]

They get capped to 900 by third tier end period

7.5x

[remote gate]

insane that the devs made no mention of na getting blasted by ddos

[pale blade]

https://tenor.com/view/address-me-jacinthe-pokemon-za-pokemon-legends-za-jacinthe-pokemon-gif-5175160777037548357

[boreal pumice]

whats there to say? so yh we been getting ddos alot ,were sorry?

[pale blade]

“Sorry that Weeaboo Police’s unwashed ass has been tormenting you for the past week”

[remote gate]

yeah isn't that what they usually do

[remote gate]

rumor is that it's not actually him doing it since he doesn't have the actual computers to handle it

source: a random raiding server vc I was in last night

[pale blade]

lmao

I thought I established that I’m only saying it because it’s funny and not because it’s true (though it is on brand for him)

[remote gate]

apparently he has a ton of pcs that are running windows 7 which somehow let's him fill up limsa with accounts and thats it

[amber fable]

Too poor to ddos

[remote gate]

i was not present for this establishment

[pale blade]

well now you are

[rapid whale]

what if the ddos is just the gil sellers making a bunch of accounts which is why it continuously happens

[pale blade]

Actually it might be them lol

because DDOSes usually follow those sorts of ban waves

[remote gate]

random dude in vc believes that it's "zombie accounts" that are doing it

[dapper zealot]

The ddos is because of woke obviously

[remote gate]

he gave a pretty technical explanation on how he thinks it's happening and why which I admittedly couldn't understand

[pale blade]

damn

[remote gate]

but the main points I understood was the apparently the focal point for where account auth happens is insanely weak and sending a ton of requests to it breaks it

[loud nymph]

woke lamat

[remote gate]

(image used whenever someone makes a transphobic remark and pretends they didn't)

[rain geode]

alright unreal for the week done

[remote gate]

congrats did you get a fox in your hollows

[rain geode]

no

[dapper zealot]

What is sam doing?

[loud nymph]

there's a snake fox in my boot hollows

[rain geode]

Now to do Arkveld ex as RPR

[remote gate]

sam... u... rai?

[zealous meteor]

[rain geode]

actually maybe Ill take a nap and do more arkveld ex later

Even tho I really wanna figure out which job I want to play this week to use my second walk drop on it

Rn there's kinda like 3 tiers. 1 is jobs I'm seriously considering 2 is jobs I'm really thinking about and want to try more in ex content first and 3 is jobs I'm pretty sure I dont want to play.

It's like
Tier 1 | SCH DNC
Tier 2 | WAR GNB WHM RPR VPR
Tier 3 | SMN

[trim frost]

spin a wheel man idk

[rain geode]

Well rn I'm running exs to get a better feel mostly I wanna get everything in Tier 2 into 1 or 3 then I can just decided between the 1s

Tho I might prog necron for the tanks since arkveld doesn't really seem like a great fight for tanks to have stuff to do.

[loud nymph]

am I right in assuming that farming synced BiS for TEA is unnecessary and I can just go in with whatever 700+ shit I already have

[random needle]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure we met the ilvl sync cap in EW

We've technically hit it for TOP too I think with Cruiserweight gear, so the only one that currently all but demands bis is FRU

[loud nymph]

alright sweet good to know

[dreamy whale]

Not my ss

[rapid whale]

mb

[jagged aspen]

does benediction work on harchefant?

[vast jacinth]

In dsr

Yes

In p4 ypur even supposed todo that at least for lpdu

[random needle]

Fun fact: the spear is also used in Thordan's Reign (HW ex3), and it inflicts Infirmity on anyone hit, massively reducing their healing received

[craggy marsh]

He should've just popped invuln

Shitty tank

[sleek moon]

Maybe it was still on cooldown

[craggy marsh]

Tf did he use it on during the dungeon

[sleek moon]

Could have fat fingered it between the boss and the cutscene

[craggy marsh]

Smh dumbass horsefart

[amber fable]

Bro embodied the only pressing invuln when close to death

Except he failed mech and died

[jolly flume]

he got gapped by the application delay

[random needle]

How long does it take for the spear to break through the shield? Maybe he did press HG but it ended up going through anyway because it persisted for so long

[jagged aspen]

he was a drk and died because there was nobody to proc healing on

[jolly flume]

he takes tick damage while the spear is still on his shield

so no hg

[dreamy whale]

HELP SHE’S STOMPING MY FACE

[random needle]

Ohhhh wait true

There are still some attacks that pierce invulns anyway though iirc

[craggy marsh]

ye

[loud nymph]

Some people pay a lot for that

it's me, I'm some people

[dreamy whale]

True

[zealous meteor]

💭 titan x ifrit yaoi

[dreamy whale]

What’s the command its like

!howaboutno

Hmge

[loud nymph]

!faq howaboutno

[storm frost]

Follow Rule 4

It goes without saying that inappropriate comments or imagery about characters under the age of 18 will result in a Strike or Insta-Ban depending on their severity per Discord's guidelines.

This includes the characters whose ages are listed below (image by @texanona).

Image URL: https://i.imgur.com/Tq8Uyq9.png

[dreamy whale]

See this is why I’m the goat

I collect adult waifus

[zealous meteor]

does titan count as 1 day old or hundreds of years old

he WAS recently summoned when we fought him

[dreamy whale]

Kytte, Tataru, Momodi, Qih Aliapoh

Is edda the crazy lady in the sidequest

In like

[random needle]

Is Shiva 0 days old (she was just summoned), Ysayle's age (used her body as vessel for the summoning), or 1000 (based on the historical Saint Shiva from before the Dragonsong War)

[dreamy whale]

Gridania or something

[random needle]

Edda is the woman whose adventuring party falls apart early in the game, then she's the main antagonist of Tam-Tara Hard, then an antagonist of Palace of the Dead

[dreamy whale]

Ohh yes ty

Wait she’s edda blackbosm

Guh

[jolly flume]

she nybeth on my obdilord till I die

[dreamy whale]

Who’s venat is she cool

[random needle]

Have you done Endwalker yet

[dreamy whale]

I’m in 82msq

[random needle]

If not, you'll find out. Don't worry about it

[dreamy whale]

Ok awesome

[torn mesa]

did the game just crash or something, first login attempt of the morning, 200+

[honest prism]

DDoS

[vapid path]

How many days has it been now?

I've lost track

[zealous meteor]

hm.

[vapid path]

Hear me out

On zenos

[random needle]

At least a week by now, I remember getting kicked out of DSR last Tuesday

[valid solar]

blackblossom not blackbosom

thats a completely different meaning on the right