endgame-lounge

[kind elm]

sorry

hector bad

i hate hector

he make idiot in my pf

[jolly flume]

ultimate raiders don't hate hector

real ones hate fering

[kind elm]

and love clock terra.

[rapid whale]

lmao

[oak drift]

Sorry if this is the wrong channel for it but where would I go to ask for help with something? Namely stormblood extremes

[jolly flume]

https://youtu.be/eBdHx53XteI?si=dJVj1Tnttv9-v69K

my fucking goat man

[rapid whale]

like you want to actually do them or have someone blow it up for you?

[jolly flume]

[kind elm]

ok i need to actuallyg o finish my assignment so you guys take care of new ppl here

and behave

googbye

[rapid whale]

ok ill feed them misinfo

[oak drift]

Level 100 so trying to get a second person for the insta kill mechanic ones

[rapid whale]

wat

i havent done them myself but i would have just assumed they died in ike 3 gcd

[oak drift]

I can already solo the ones with non insta kill stuff

Nah

[rapid whale]

wack

[oak drift]

Susano for instance

[rapid whale]

goes thru tank invuln?

idt i even have them unlocked

[oak drift]

He has a active time thing where if you fail it, since other players have to damage his sword

It just kills everyone

[rapid whale]

oic

[oak drift]

And well that can’t be done solo

[rapid whale]

i wonder how the "solo the game" challenge ppl handle that

or if thats one of the fights th ey allow themselves to cheat

[kind elm]

lvl 100 pct and pray to the gods

[rapid whale]

lmao

[oak drift]

2nd person basically

[kind elm]

rath could literally only do it because dt came out and picto was busted

[zealous meteor]

susano normal is BARELY doable

[wicked delta]

why are femras so tiny

[oak drift]

Yeah that’s why I’m trying to find a second person for the extremes

[jolly flume]

small is cute

[rapid whale]

i hate you too

[kind elm]

and notably

that was normal mode

not extreme

[oak drift]

A few stormblood bosses just have insta kill mechanics

Yep

I want my nine tails mount

[rapid whale]

naruto

[random needle]

I remember trying to solo Byakko EX the other day, and getting hit twice in a row by the darn "grab someone and throw" attack, with the second hit + vuln giving me stupidly high overkill

[kind elm]

its livable

ive done it

just mit

i fear

[rapid whale]

olivable

like lovable

bam

[jolly flume]

everything in stormblood that applies a vuln is livable with a kitchen sink this expac

me when the pile pitches

[random needle]

BLM

I need to get GNB geared so I can actually solo stuff

[kind elm]

im going into ex6 for the first time ever later tonight so i looked at a pov

why is

top p6 in my extreme trial

exalines..

[vestal hollow]

why are you here.

go do your work.

[boreal pumice]

byakko unreal dps the tiger ! ... nah lb2 focus on big guy

[kind elm]

no im procrastinating more

[zealous meteor]

arkveld?

[vestal hollow]

I'm telling cleave.

[kind elm]

yes

[vestal hollow]

And Marce.

[kind elm]

ok

tell cleave

[rapid whale]

arkveld fun

[kind elm]

wait no

[zealous meteor]

wanna drag me in too

[boreal pumice]

i like the music

[kind elm]

its static so unless you wanna be 9th man i fear no

[oak drift]

[vestal hollow]

Too late.

[zealous meteor]

probably for the best lmao

i should also not rely on other people to drag me into pf

[rapid whale]

i see 2 fresh parties up rn

[jolly flume]

did you do the last map dungeon

https://medal.tv/games/ff-xiv-online/clips/j5t28raTMN1RCziGv

[oak drift]

Is the arkveld trial fun?

[rapid whale]

i think so

loto f movement

[kind elm]

LMAOOOO

[oak drift]

[jolly flume]

it's pretty alright

not hard but fun

ost is peak because mh

[kind elm]

holy shit its real

[jolly flume]

what's new

[whole estuary]

it's fun

[kind elm]

is dawntrail the make everything TOP expac

the add fight in jeuno 1

the omega boss in san doria

[jolly flume]

I wish everything was top

[kind elm]

its all top

[jolly flume]

this game would be so peak

[kind elm]

if everything was top and i was bottom

i mean

erm

[jolly flume]

you shall be crushed under the weight of your sins

[zealous meteor]

liv, you're transfem

we know

[kind elm]

jomegaqui

[rapid whale]

i should really get around to doing mhw omega

[zealous meteor]

instantly pulling out THE most transfem sticker possible

[copper eagle]

Let’s play league of legends

[kind elm]

im killing you akuma

[rapid whale]

akuma what happened to you

is it because of worlds

[random needle]

Futures *bleep blip*
Made of *beep blip*
Dynamis and Synergy

[rapid whale]

was it the vtuber raging about their team clip that got u @copper eagle

[jolly flume]

i'm gonna crash out

nobody is available today

[copper eagle]

Idek what clip you talking bout

[rapid whale]

omg

[mortal flower]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-running-oops-wrongway-gif-2265133071385601793

[copper eagle]

And nah I just started league cuz of friends

[rapid whale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJLAsVHMOjk

then outta nowhere buncha vtubers started playing league too lmao

[copper eagle]

Cinema

I love league of legends

[sinful brook]

She ran back the rage

There's a sequel

[rapid whale]

there is?? lol

[oak drift]

Bapl

I volunteer for you to join me in stormblood extremes

[rapid whale]

nope

[oak drift]

Don’t you want a cool mount(s)

[rapid whale]

i already have purple fart

[oak drift]

A what

[whole estuary]

the Chaotic fart mount

I told someone who had it "you look like an interactable object that spawns 3 enemy mobs"

[rapid whale]

3 for the price of 1

[clear plume]

Are we doing top chat

[wicked delta]

you gotta ask bapple really nicely

and he'll say yes

[rapid whale]

wha

[oak drift]

Good idea

[rapid whale]

i like top

[wicked delta]

but ur a bottom?

[rapid whale]

?????????

[wicked delta]

[rapid whale]

heresy

[random needle]

Bottoms like tops, what's hard to understand about that

[wicked delta]

thats true

ofc he likes top

[oak drift]

Dearest bapple, I BEG for you help with extreme mounts in stormblood, As I have no other way to get them without the help of a second and I am DYING to get my nine tailed fox mount

But also if you don’t wanna it’s cool

[rapid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/parent-trap-the-parent-trap-lindsay-lohan-hallie-parker-oh-no-thanks-i-cant-im-allergic-gif-7097489454165543281

[oak drift]

[rapid whale]

ina ctuality im just busy

[oak drift]

Oh don’t worry I’m not gonna keep asking you, you’re all good

[wicked delta]

lost child in uldah

[jolly flume]

if you caught me on literally any other day I'd help

but right now I am both way too busy and kinda madge

[wicked delta]

id help but im preparing for a wedding

[rapid whale]

Mb

[oak drift]

Madge

I haven’t been to a wedding in ages

[oak drift]

Ty ty

[boreal pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-onepunchman-saitama-otaku-manga-gif-5018431

[clear plume]

Why is chiyo Madge

[rapid whale]

i have to miss raid today

[random needle]

A lot of people are missing raid today in fairness

[rapid whale]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9PV4m_50VXU @copper eagle another one

[rain geode]

So its like Crit > Det > Direct > Speed if you a job that can use it > everything else?

tryna to figure out what piece from second walk Im fishing out tonight

[jolly flume]

supports usually favor direct hit over det

speed is usually top priority if you know you're on a job where it matters and you have a strong preference towards a certain gcd

[rain geode]

Can you Direct hit heal?

[jolly flume]

no

which healer are you looking into

[burnt rain]

||just got to the part where you rescue the scions, and it was so obvious that thancred was an opp||

[thin tartan]

#952271791408156712

[burnt rain]

whoops

[versed kayak]

almost got spoiled, damn

[burnt rain]

i would have assumed endgame lounge meant everyone knows whats up

my bad

[wicked delta]

We do

Its just not a story discussion channel

This is more for endgame raiding

[burnt rain]

makes sense

[wicked delta]

And nothing gets censored here

So

As in story stuff

[jolly flume]

you mean endgame complaining

[wicked delta]

I love this game

[versed kayak]

I was kidding dw

gotten there a few thousand hours ago :D

[burnt rain]

gah damn

ill be back in a couple thousand hrs chat

[fierce matrix]

Finally caught back up to the real endgame content

[zealous meteor]

wiped the party to limit cut award

also

my idiot ass

[boreal pumice]

let me guess last last was snakehead?

[versed kayak]

watching a group go from q15 to q40 and they're dying to everything because half their strats dont work anymore lmao

[spice path]

... how do you manage 0% on DD? 😂

[jolly flume]

by not pressing it me thinks

[sick dirge]

by not having access to it

[random needle]

Fake news, you'd have it in any content that matters

[sick dirge]

oh i dont play reaper

[zealous meteor]

by forgetting yeah

[sick dirge]

nerd

[zealous meteor]

i know i'm not the sole reason we enraged at 5% and haven't gotten close since. but i do feel bad about it

[rapid whale]

i sentence you to 30min on a practice dummy

or even better, stone sky sea

[zealous meteor]

i can do my rotation in a vacuum

[wicked delta]

Then how do you forget one of reaper’s main buttons

[rain geode]

piece I wanted didnt drop so we go again on second walk

[rapid whale]

i love the ffxi raids

they are the best ar's ever

[wicked delta]

Ive just

Forgotten

To farm coins

[rapid whale]

same

[wicked delta]

I should get back to it

[random needle]

Same

[rain geode]

I got my coin but I still need 750 gear piece

[rapid whale]

just dont forget to cap your mathematics before the actual patch

it takes roughly 1500 (less since we're using tome gear) mathematics to craft 1 set

and the rest can be used for potions

[rain geode]

so I should hold my maths and not spend them on 750?

[rapid whale]

p much

it takes uhh 5? weeks

and since patch is dec 16

you have until like, 3rd? week of nov to start stock piling

[random needle]

How soon after patch do people start mathing out BiS?

Er well, when do they finish?

[rapid whale]

depends on who your job mentors are smile

[zealous meteor]

i'm oupid

[random needle]

[zealous meteor]

no excuse for it but

<-- oupid

[rapid whale]

it happens

my dot uptime on healers/bard should be studied

inhumanly bad

[zealous meteor]

[wicked delta]

My dot uptime on healer is atrocious

[random needle]

I have two times I refresh my Thunder ticks

1. Less than 50% of the time has passed
2. no dot has been running for at least 10 seconds

[wicked delta]

I dunno why its easier to remember on reaper

Lmfao

[dapper zealot]

I either let my dot drop off for ages or reapply it when only 5 seconds have passed

[zealous meteor]

my problem with death's design and similar stuff (warrior's damage buff, healer dots (kinda)) is that i'm usually too busy not dying to pay attention to the boss's debuff/my buff timers

[zealous meteor]

🤝

[dapper zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[zealous meteor]

i have an easier time with healer dots because like

half of my (relevant) damage buttons apply it

????? doesn't arkveld not have positionals

how was i missing them

[dapper zealot]

sometimes I can't tell whether it's mine or someone else's dot so I just reapply it

I know mine shows with a green timer but I miss it sometimes

[dapper zealot]

lmao how

[zealous meteor]

scythe's haunted.

[wicked delta]

Maybe you overwrote your gibbet with gallows?? Idk

Maybe the thing is just borked

Lol

[trim frost]

it looks glitched since the number of gibbets should be roughly equal to the number of gallows

which you have

idk where you would pull 3 extra gibbets from lmao

[dapper zealot]

your voidsent was just having an off day

[zealous meteor]

your honour she was eepy

aaaaa second party a couple people left because i was confused on how we decided who should take which intercardinal

because in the first one we just called out numbers at the start

at least i know what the single marker is for now

[rapid whale]

i coulda swore i went over that marker w/ you

[zealous meteor]

i think we just used it for light parties in seiryu

whereas here it's also for intercardinals

[random needle]

Single marker: clock spots, take your position around the marker (MT north, OT south, healers east/west, melees south intercards, ranged north intercards)

[zealous meteor]

yea i know that now :p

[random needle]

Two markers: generally for light parties. MT in 1, OT in 2, then 1 healer, 1 melee, 1 ranged per marker

Visual reference :P

[zealous meteor]

yea that's the one we used in necron

[random needle]

And if people put out 4 markers, that's usually for pairs

[zealous meteor]

i see i see

[rapid whale]

n we used it for towers too but its ok it was prob just info overload

[zealous meteor]

......i'll be honest i thought we just yolo'd towers

[rapid whale]

lmaoo

[zealous meteor]

because it takes so long for it to resolve you have plenty of time

yeah i missed that we used it for towers

[rain geode]

I think I prefer the first one to the second one some of the mechanics feel really hard to see in second walk

Man I wonder if the world is telling me to play caster because all the gear this raid is dropping is caster

[rapid whale]

play whatever you want to

if anything interpreting it that way seems to imply you wanna cast lmao

[rain geode]

I was mostly joking and annoyed at the fact Im not getting the gear I want to drop Caster is the one role Im mostly sure I dont want to play XD

[wicked delta]

I remember crashing out bc I spent two weeks farming Nier

For a maiming top

[rain geode]

third times the charm

If this one doesnt drop it Ill probably just grab a piece

[daring pine]

@wicked delta helpp

my roulettes have cursed me

this is worse than titan

[whole estuary]

I can hear the music swelling

[jolly flume]

it's peak

[whole estuary]

you get the many boobies boss

[jolly flume]

well almost peak

[zealous meteor]

the fight? peak
dying after the memory phase and going back to the start? opposite of peak

[jolly flume]

reasons 1-10 why I never queue on anything but healer

[zealous meteor]

to be fair i bet 500 gil on marce being red mage

so she can raise anyway

[daring pine]

i dont like raising people

[jolly flume]

sometimes it's between that and -10 minutes of my life

[daring pine]

ending my life right now

oh yummy

@jolly flume dude

there's like 5 trillion fresh pfs for m7s

and one single dd cleanup party but they're 7/8 with no dps open

[jolly flume]

everyone heard unlocked glam and decided to open the game for the first time in a year I guess

[daring pine]

man

whenever i find the pf im looking for

caster is always taken

[daring pine]

guys

prog is real

@jolly flume maybe its not over

i actually saw sinister seeds oh my god

someone fucked up quarry swamp i think

i glanced at the party list and healers were dead so i just died to the seed being dropped on me xdddd

[daring pine]

ok i am very confused by this party

the ast keeps dying to..something?

and the mnk wont stop greeding and being slapped with a dd

i think there's a healer issue going on here

[dapper zealot]

mb I'm shuffling my cards

[daring pine]

ok yeah no

the healer issue is glaring now

[jolly flume]

ha

I see what you did there

[daring pine]

ok that was unintentional

there wasnt even a whm

also i think that group i joined was either a static or a group of friends

they invited me to prog again tomorrow so thats nice

he's right behind me, isn't he?

[sick dirge]

he just wants to say hi

[daring pine]

do you think he needs a hug

[sick dirge]

why not

hes your friendly neighborhood dog :D give him a head pat too while youre at it

[daring pine]

he gave me a head pat earlier but it hurt a lot and i fell over

[random needle]

Okay I finally did the DT caster role quests

They certainly existed

[whole estuary]

that one was my least favorite

except for getting to see my caster glams in the new graphics update

[dull drum]

ddos

server ddos

[sick reef]

cant even nier these days

[random needle]

Rocks falling from the sky stops being funny after like... the second time

[whole estuary]

the part where they catch the 2 colluders also felt very sniper no sniping

[rapid whale]

big sajj

my totem

[random needle]

I'm ngl, I started just skipping the cutscenes after like... the second quest

[whole estuary]

march yourselves to jail! and you better not run away! or I'll know!

[random needle]

Nobody involved was interesting

[whole estuary]

I enjoyed that the catgirl uses Basch's top though

a shirt that defies the lies of Marquis Ondore

[rapid whale]

im captain basch fon rosenburg of dalmasca

[random needle]

And the last instance was also just horrendously boring

[proper cave]

Don't believe Ondore's lies

[dreamy whale]

On a scale of like 1-10 how hard is bald arsenal

[cerulean crown]

on aether, 0 when you're running with a teaching group, lol. went tank and got carried along while listening to calls

[dreamy whale]

Okok

[cerulean crown]

idk what teaching groups crystal has ngl

[dreamy whale]

I can just travel to aether can't I

Most worlds are usually open to travel there

[cerulean crown]

ye!

[rain geode]

alright one more fight and I've finished the normal mode of arcadian

[rain geode]

alright caught up on the normal raid series now to unlock arkveld so I can unlock the ex

[valid solar]

[alpine plover]

morning

[rain geode]

Does make me wish I had Paladin leveled so I could use that in Arkveld

[jolly flume]

that feeling never goes away

just instead of having a job leveled it's having it geared because the endgame loot system is dogshit

[rain geode]

It is weird that a mmo that seems so fine with job switching makes gearing multiple roles a nightmare

[rapid whale]

something something forced playtime

[rain geode]

but thats also kinda the weird thing is theres so many lock out i dont even know if it fits the forced playtime

[rapid whale]

yea but imagine if you cleared the tier all loot only costs 1 book

you could gear everything before the new ultimate

jk no you can't cuz capped tomes are still a thing smile

but yeah end game you are kinda locked into a job/role

eg if you pick melee you have the two jobs within that of xyz

[rain geode]

at least early on in a tier for sure

[rapid whale]

yeah week 67 big shruggers

[rain geode]

guess thats why Im doing all these EX's to figure out what I actually want to play

[rapid whale]

mhm

arkveld is a lot of fun

perfect difficulty for an extreme imho

punishing enough that you'll die if you mess up, but not so punishing that you dying means it's a wipe

[rain geode]

yeah was planning on running it today but got distracted by a bunch of random stuff

[rapid whale]

adhd be like /s

[rain geode]

well it was at least real thing I needed my coin from second walk I also wanted to finish M7N and M8N

[rapid whale]

those are fun

[rain geode]

and Im leveling jobs again so ive started doing my roulettes again

[rapid whale]

m7n makes you go zooooom

[rain geode]

I didnt look up a guide before running it so that was a mistake never knew which was in and which was out

[rapid whale]

i dunno if there are guides for normal stuff

i mean ok im sure there is on second thought but i wasnt aware

[rain geode]

I was gonna say Obviously theres guides when you consider normal mode content is generally more popular

Like if there are satasha guides

[rapid whale]

back when they were teasing the tier, they specifically said they designed for first timers to die/wipe at least once and i think they accomplished that goal with m7n especially

lot of gotchas

or was that about the alliance raid idr

[rain geode]

Issue with that is it only works at the start

[rapid whale]

all i know is it's nice that the raids have a touch more difficulty

[rain geode]

later on it just means theres one guy who doesnt know whats going on and has to spend most the fight on the ground

tho that itself can be easily solved by just looking up a guide

[rapid whale]

i mean the alternative is nobody ever fails ever

and i think thats equally bad if not worse

[rain geode]

For nomal mode specifically I dont know if I agree

oh also unlocking allied society stufff that ate a good bit of time

[rapid whale]

v nice

[rain geode]

having something to do while I wait for pf's to fill

sadly all the stuff took so long a bit late so ill be running arkveld ex tommorow

[rapid whale]

iirc you can cosmic while in pf as well

[clear plume]

you can only cosmic on home world though right

so get rekt non aether

[rain geode]

Im gonna get my first crafter/gather to 100 passively with Society quests then get everything else to 100 using cosmic

[rapid whale]

ohh right

[kind elm]

mb

im new

[rain geode]

Its ok I still like you

[rapid whale]

im trying my best ok

[daring pine]

mb im new

[amber fable]

Performance like that was enough to clear abyssos at content

[sick reef]

saving for next tier, u wouldnt get it

[pale blade]

https://tenor.com/view/amazing-sweetie-gif-13997645

[daring pine]

all the pain and agony leaving my body when the p3 dd tether disappears

[alpine plover]

mb...

wtf

[alpine plover]

where ur mod

[zealous meteor]

demodded for trying to expose biscuit's steam gift theft

[vestal hollow]

arent you dying or something

[rain geode]

I am

[zealous meteor]

are you dying

[rain geode]

dying of boredom yeah

[loud nymph]

you should call HR over clemency use tbh

she is right to do so

[zealous meteor]

what if the paladin using clemency is a hrothgar

[vast jacinth]

Still HR

If i reach channy the pld is cooked

[rain geode]

well once you get over the hurdle of a few people the party starts filling up slightly faster

[visual geyser]

Okay so what about Vercure

[rain geode]

was so close got to 7 people but had 2 people leave rest in peace

[random needle]

If it's being actively used as a healing spell:

If it's being used during downtime to proc Dualcast:

[visual geyser]

I use dual cast vercure after raidwide

Do I get a restraining order

[loud nymph]

You use Vercure to proc dualcast during downtime

I use Vercure to healing parse during downtime

We are not the same

[rain geode]

2 more left and hit the 3 hours mark giving it up

[zealous meteor]

to be fair.

[rain geode]

I mean I hit seven so like timing wasnt the big issue

just bad luck with people needing to leave early

oh well guess we'll do it next week

[remote gate]

hey endgamers, for 7.4 will the current folklore books let us gather the mats for the 770 gear or will new folklore books drop for the new mats

[loud nymph]

it'll be the same folklore books

you'll need new master books for the crafters

but won't need new folklore books for gatherers

[random needle]

... Wait, new master books? I thought books 11 and 12 were all for DT

[remote gate]

alright cool i have plenty of time to get scrips for gatherers settled then

[loud nymph]

hm I might be wrong about that part then I really don't remember

but it's only one set of folklore for the entire expansion that much I'm sure of

[remote gate]

is there a plog in that let's you know when a certain mat is available to be gathered because trying to track them all is annoying

[loud nymph]

I just use Teamcraft lists tbh

or Teamcraft alarms

[random needle]

Yeah, TeamCraft lets you set alarms for when mats can be gathered

[loud nymph]

Teamcraft is best

[versed kayak]

gatherbuddy

[random needle]

And shows you how long until the next window/how long until the window ends

[loud nymph]

which reminds me I really gotta start gathering aethersands for 7.4

I've been slackin

[remote gate]

are those things I can get on dalamud or is it a separate plog in

[loud nymph]

Teamcraft is an entirely separate program

[versed kayak]

gatherbuddy also has alarms where you just put everything in an it'll show you in-game

[loud nymph]

gatherbuddy is a Dalamud plugin

[versed kayak]

can also grab allagan tools for crafting lists

[random needle]

I should probably be trying to stockpile those too huh

[loud nymph]

I mostly use Teamcraft just because it's a one stop shop

you can do everything right there

packet capture to keep your inventory up to date and know what you do/don't need to gather

make sure macros work before you use em

etc

[versed kayak]

allagan tools is similar, although slightly snappier since it doesn't use package capture

although it'll drop your fps on a steamdeck

[remote gate]

is teamcraft hard to install

[loud nymph]

No

you just download the installer and run it

[remote gate]

neato I can do that

[boreal pumice]

i prefer using rapheal

[remote gate]

i can use teamcraft for the rareified mats right

cuz im hurting for scrips rn

[random needle]

If you can craft it, you can punch it into TeamCraft and it'll tell you what you need

[remote gate]

same with rareified gathering things?

[kind elm]

oi im fine now

[loud nymph]

Yep

[remote gate]

nice ill install teamcraft tonight then

[random needle]

I haven't even installed Teamcraft, I just do everything on the site

[dreamy whale]

Terrible news for moomoo

Sprint uses dualcast

[versed kayak]

yeah, it's stupid

[jolly flume]

wait until you find out about pots

[dreamy whale]

Do pots really use dualcast

[zealous meteor]

dualcast is consumed if you so much as look at it funny

[dreamy whale]

Most engaging caster got crazy jank built in

[loud nymph]

phantom spraying kitty wants pets (don't worry, she got some immediately afterwards)

[dreamy whale]

[remote gate]

her tail wiggle is adorable

[dreamy whale]

Oh yippee my phone is almost delivered

[zealous meteor]

the jank is part of the charm

but it isn't even that bad

[loud nymph]

sky cat

[versed kayak]

tbh sprint consuming dualcast is the kind of jank I wouldn't mind if they get rid off

[dreamy whale]

So does the opener just factor in for pot consuming dualcast

[kind elm]

yes

[dreamy whale]

Makes sense

[loud nymph]

yes

[kind elm]

because the way RDM works you will only weave when you use dualcast

[dreamy whale]

Idek why I asked

[wicked delta]

🥺

[dreamy whale]

LMAO

[kind elm]

this includes pots

[wicked delta]

What a cute kitty…….

[remote gate]

does your tortie sit on your desk and rest her head on your hand because queen does that to me

[kind elm]

you dont need to "account" for it

[dreamy whale]

Oh wait yeah I'm dumb

[loud nymph]

She sits on the back of my chair and claws the shit out of it

[kind elm]

b ecause ideally youre only pressing those buttons when you have already used it

[dreamy whale]

Casters have to do the fast casts to weave shit

I forgor

consequences of only playing tank

[remote gate]

pic from a year ago look how big she's grown

[dreamy whale]

Omg

Car

[remote gate]

(that's my shoulder)

[dreamy whale]

My cat

[remote gate]

car detected

[dreamy whale]

My cats are annoying at night

[remote gate]

fat fuck

[dreamy whale]

I can't sleep without lifting up the blanket so they can crawl in

And then I wake up in the morning and try to go back to sleep and they somehow realize I'm awake

[loud nymph]

mine loves to crawl underneath certain blankets, but not others, she's very picky about that stuff

[random needle]

My cat likes to bother me while playing by sitting in front of my monitor or laying on my keyboard

[jolly flume]

I will teach my future cat to craft for me

[versed kayak]

Before I moved out my parents cat did that too

And then had the nerve to bite me when I dared to use my keyboard to type something

[zealous meteor]

cat to cat communication

[loud nymph]

I do have to put a big plastic shell over the keyboard when I'm asleep / not at home

otherwise she will bite the keycaps off and bat them around the apartment

last time I left it off I lost my f5 button for like 3 days

[random needle]

He looooves biting me for no good reason/what he thinks is affectionate/playful

[versed kayak]

damn

[random needle]

He fails to account for me not having a layer of protective fur to make the play bites not hurt like shit

[versed kayak]

Usually when he bites it's also playful, but with the keyboard it's actually painful

and he usually leaves after so I think it just annoys him

[random needle]

If he's awake while I'm raiding, I have to put him in the other room, otherwise he will terrorize every pull I try

[loud nymph]

I used to do this and then mine would claw the shit out of the door trying to get into the room

so I no longer do this

[versed kayak]

yeah ours hates closed doors

[random needle]

He likes to attack the rug I have under the doorway, he fortunately hasn't really clawed at the door itself

[dreamy whale]

My cat also likes to play

Too much sometimes

Its the same on the other hand too :c

[loud nymph]

It's faded but you can still see the remnants of the scar she gave me a few weeks ago

it was like 3 inches long

she did not want to go to the vet

[jolly flume]

my friend's cat likes to chew on fingers

she just sits there

with a finger in her mouth

[versed kayak]

ours would free willingly go into the carrier when you put it out

he'd just complain a lot as soon as he was put in the car

[dreamy whale]

I think my cat has tapeworms so I have to take her to the vet and I feel so bad for her

[random needle]

Sometimes he'll be like that with my fingers, other times he wants flesh

[zealous meteor]

what are you farming in normal mode

[jolly flume]

aura

[loud nymph]

tomestones?

[valid solar]

they just hate zoraal ja and want to murder him multiple times

[loud nymph]

based tbh

[zealous meteor]

it's lv99, no tomestones

[loud nymph]

pfft

details

[valid solar]

amongst other things

the mch PT weapon is like

the first proper looking musket weapon

and not a pistol or a weirdly shaped shotgun

I had to cop that immediately

[loud nymph]

"multiple people is typing" is driving me insane

thanks

[valid solar]

[jolly flume]

nah

you need to be executed

[valid solar]

I even made the M uppercase and the p lowercase to match how discord does it

[zealous meteor]

i wish you a very explode

[loud nymph]

except when discord does it it's "several people"

[valid solar]

really ? I couldve sworn its multiple people

[remote gate]

farming that vergil energy

[zealous meteor]

ver-gil? is that a new rdm spell

[valid solar]

I htink im gonna fanta my jp alt to femlezen

[wicked delta]

@alpine plover I GOT INTO ANOTHER CHAOTIC RUN

They call me the luckiest man alive

[valid solar]

[visual geyser]

Bonus?

[valid solar]

no need to thank me

[wicked delta]

No bruh im tryna clear on EU

[valid solar]

man

[wicked delta]

I miss Tithus cus he wont heal this time

Aka

[valid solar]

playing on jp and having only 180 ping is like a night and day difference

[wicked delta]

I actually have to do my best

And not get dooms

[jolly flume]

pay for a skip for my character and i'll do it

[wicked delta]

This guy

[nimble pier]

Ohshit, I just saw that we're finally getting doom train

[random needle]

Manifesting a new arrangement of Man With The Machine Gun for this

Or even a new track entirely

[nimble pier]

Oh man, I hope so

There's so much in 7.4 I'm looking forward to. I'm gonna be so busy T_T

[rapid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/the-hu-gif-8050706643830424172

[sick dirge]

surely we'll be able to suplex it

[nimble pier]

Wasn't that phantom train? We can't suplex that one T_T

[random needle]

Phantom Train is from FF6, we fought it already in o5
Doom Train is from FF8

[nimble pier]

Yeah, phantom train is the one that you could suplex and became a meme. Doom train is a hidden GF in FF8 tho

[random needle]

... Why did I say 9, I knew it's from 8, my brain has holes

[nimble pier]

Lol! No worries, I get it. I do the same 😄

I still remember trying to find all the stupid occult magazines

[loud nymph]

yeah, no suplexing, just pure train murder

[sick dirge]

[valid solar]

who is the man with the machine gun

[loud nymph]

it's a cool song from ff8

also

[nimble pier]

That's one of the battle themes from FF8. Imo one of the best

[loud nymph]

Laguna

the man with the machine gun

[random needle]

Laguna

[nimble pier]

Sexiest man in FF history

[clear plume]

whyd they put moistcritikal in a ff game

[rain geode]

Laguna balls

[sly basin]

i hope moist gets more va roles now, his work as sonar is rlly fun

he sells the character well and i forgot it was him after like 2 episodes

[random needle]

"You gonna eat those twinks?"

[visual geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/taiga-toradora-fast-slap-slap-baka-gif-27475021

[sly basin]

https://tenor.com/view/dispatch-sonar-moist-moist-critical-dispatch-game-gif-4924790834764497612

[random needle]

But yeah, Man With The Machine Gun is one of my favorite FF battle themes... though there's a lot of other songs that could be in contention for that too

[nimble pier]

It's so hard, FF music has always been top tier

[dull drum]

fuck ff music wheres my trails music rep

[loud nymph]

you'll get it when I get my Chrono Trigger music

[tawdry delta]

china will get heavyweight savage world first easily

at least 6 hrs ahead of second place

[wanton sky]

so the mount really drop on normal version

dont even need to touch EX for this one

huge

[jolly flume]

china got infinite cheaters

so probably

[craggy marsh]

I love how Charlie just did his everyday voice for Sonar

[worldly grotto]

Uses a gun
has gun in the name
Peak fiction

[wicked delta]

bruh

[jagged aspen]

hurry up

[flat vault]

how

[loud nymph]

well

the duty timer is 60 minutes

so you zone in

and then you take the screenshot

[flat vault]

is it just 60

[loud nymph]

yes

[flat vault]

nvm then

i thought it would be 90

lol

[loud nymph]

normal trials are always 60

[flat vault]

didnt know this

[loud nymph]

extreme trials are 90

[flat vault]

now i do

[loud nymph]

wait sorry I guess extremes aren't 90

[flat vault]

are they not

[loud nymph]

but normals are 60

[sick dirge]

extremes are also 60 iirc

[loud nymph]

yeah seems that way

for some reason I thought they were 90 but nope

[sick dirge]

normal raids are 90 and savage adds on 30

[loud nymph]

maybe that's where I was getting mixed up

I know normal trials are 60 because I've had mothercrystal normal go for 45 minutes and then get vote abandoned with 15 minutes left to go

twice

[sick dirge]

🗿

thats genuinely concerning

[loud nymph]

I dread getting that one on trials roulette because of those experiences

[random needle]

I've never once seen it in rouls and it makes me worried for when I do

[dapper zealot]

Gotten it twice recently

[sinful brook]

Pretty sure only final floor lockouts go to 2 hours

[clear plume]

^

[sick dirge]

oh

[clear plume]

It was originally added to fights with doorboss only when we got into stormblood, but then it was made permanent instead.

I am cheating on my blonde girls and went dark hair

[quick verge]

mods

kill that guy

[loud nymph]

I fear "red in, green out, blue intercards" is too complex for some folks

[worn bluff]

at least that one has icons that kind of make sense

everyone always gets hit by the midgardsormr ones because no one remembers what the tells are

[random needle]

Gotta watch the lad spin

[worn bluff]

one horizontal one vertical. ah yes of course donut

[loud nymph]

FFXIV players lose one GCD of downtime or wipe the raid challenge

[raw sand]

I did that once

https://streamable.com/kqi8sd

[kind elm]

hey me too

there were some banger memes in m1

[zealous meteor]

the deadpan "i killed you all"

[sick dirge]

been a while since ive done m1s but whyd that throw them into the party

[kind elm]

because thats

the mechanic

she knocks you 1 tile ahead

[worn bluff]

the clone appears behind you based on where you're facing

if you're going to keep casting/attacking you need to make sure that your facing doesn't do

that

generally you just go and face a safe tile

[sick dirge]

ic so the issue was they were facing everyone else

[worn bluff]

well they should have gone to the other side of the boss and made the party go somewhere else

if you reversed everyone's positions then he would have landed on the safe tile (where everyone else was) and they'd just take light damage

if i remember correctly. it's been a while for me too

[sick dirge]

i was expecting quadruple crossing memes but that works too

[worn bluff]

the chat reminds me of this cotank i had in FRU that thought "OT spread right" means "right side looking outwards to the edge of the arena"

and when i tried to clarify afterwards no, it means looking in he said that's dumb

[kind elm]

that was our statics prange

he was a lil oupid but he got the spirit

[worn bluff]

o yea just made me think of the other guy

the other guy was dumb but also rude

[kind elm]

[sick dirge]

[worn bluff]

he started by spreading on the offset for apoc (which is what a lot of statics do) but we were in PF and he never said he was doing that

and then he went to me "bro really wanted my spread spot XDDDD"

[rapid whale]

classic

[loud nymph]

there's a knockup and a stun

they probably thought it was the stun

and not the knock up

misread the boss animation

[tame shuttle]

Bapol

[rapid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-hey-hello-gif-11221518

[tame shuttle]

True

[rapid whale]

nods

[raw sand]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-pet-slap-lizard-bye-gif-16386700

[sly basin]

me when the concrete sorrunding the swimming pool is hot

[rapid whale]

i wish i could say i know the feeling but that would mean i left the house /s

[sly basin]

swimming feels less nerve wrecking than being in public because water fun, ur partially submerged, and not much room to talk just wiggling in the pool

[zealous meteor]

im too trans to go swimming unfortunately

[clear plume]

have a swimming pool at ur house

[rapid whale]

damn swimming pool indoors

wonderbread a billionaire

[sly basin]

im sorry, i wish society wasnt so shitty

[zealous meteor]

no it's not for society reasons

[sly basin]

if i ever get my own house and pool ill invite all the ff14 gamers

[zealous meteor]

dysphoria reasons

[sly basin]

ohhh

[jolly flume]

can we kill whoever invented ratfinx

[zealous meteor]

who the fuck is that again

[dapper zealot]

ratstinx

[zealous meteor]

yes

fuck him

[jolly flume]

normal raid of the day

bottom two are an ecouple

[zealous meteor]

less than 1k dps is fucking wild

[loud nymph]

some goblin

[visual geyser]

Hw dps

[jolly flume]

lol this guy missed his tower in looper

so I rescued him away from the wall when his misdirection popped

and then as soon as it ended he just jumped into the wall again

and said

"I deserve that"

[remote gate]

were you the picto

[wicked delta]

Pretty sure he was the ast

[sick dirge]

its always the fucking e-couples

[rapid whale]

@dreamy whale have you stepped into uwu

[dreamy whale]

Hello no I've been at work

[rapid whale]

dam\

didnt quit your job to prog in pf r u even srs about this /s

[dreamy whale]

Truth nuke

[jolly flume]

another one for the books

[rapid whale]

mb

[daring pine]

@jolly flume maybe there is hope

i just saw enrage

https://tenor.com/view/gay-seeking-rabbit-meme-caption-gif-24264024

although there was numerous dps deaths so that was ermge

[rapid whale]

v ncie

you clear today

what % was it at

[raw sand]

clear ready

[daring pine]

ok session done

[daring pine]

aha

[rapid whale]

f

you cleared right

[daring pine]

[rapid whale]

congrats!!

[daring pine]

no

lol

enraged at 20%

[versed kayak]

Aw

[daring pine]

ast and dnc kept dying for god knows what reason

[remote gate]

you're in the final stretch i know you'll make it marce

[daring pine]

OT was

[remote gate]

sorry

[daring pine]

actually just braindead and kept getting petrified during quarry swamp

like bro

you have one job

you take the aggro

and then you stand behind the add

[remote gate]

im sorry it's scary

[rapid whale]

SHIGGY THEY'RE ALREADY CASTING, MOVE!!

[raw sand]

sorry that would mean one less malefic

and we cant have that

[daring pine]

anyway i think i figured out how to not mentally explode during p3 dd 2s

[remote gate]

stands far enough away from you to not kill you but close enough that you get a damage down

[daring pine]

just raw manafication and proc spell combo off the add

lol

then swap target to boss again

[remote gate]

and it's the damage down from top

[rapid whale]

i'll damage your down shiggy

[remote gate]

double down????

[rapid whale]

sloppay

ok shoot me

[remote gate]

[daring pine]

@rapid whale i think

i can clear tomorrow

that party had way too many deaths

and i noticed a lack of potting

[rapid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/never-give-up-motivation-matsuoka-shuzo-japan-you-will-surely-accomplish-your-goal-gif-16195302

[trim frost]

also weekly lock gone soon

[true beacon]

Yeap

[jolly flume]

100 more

[brazen hamlet]

random question, but anyone know how to proceed with the EW relic weapon quest?

[torn kindle]

Make sure the relic isn’t equipped and is in your armoury or inventory

[brazen hamlet]

ahh weird

[true beacon]

Always worked like that

[brazen hamlet]

I didn't remember it doing it for the initial quest but idr

[true beacon]

For every relic

[brazen hamlet]

damn

[true beacon]

Initial quest just is 3 mats

[brazen hamlet]

yeah I mean the not equiped part

[true beacon]

Because you don’t have it yet

[brazen hamlet]

no I mean for my first relic weapon

cus I upgraded PLD's all the way first

but I must've not equiped it till the very end

[trim frost]

yeah manderville relics are a little awkward like that because it won't let you upgrade the weapon unless you have a different weapon equipped for that job

phantom relics sort of do away with this by allowing you to just exchange for whatever weapon you want irrespective of the job you're on

[robust shoal]

game is spaghetti and won't let you exist without a mainhand equipped, and deleted your old relic before giving you the new one probably for inventory space reasons

[trim frost]

for """convenience""" you can buy a relic replica for 1000 gil from the nearby vendor just so you have something else to equip

[dull drum]

epic ddos timing

i got infinite mirage dives

this is broken ass tech

[rapid whale]

Lmao

[shy obsidian]

i need motivation to craft my gear
I wanna do it so I can craft my gear for the next patch but I can't bring myself to do it ;-;

[torn kindle]

Think of the money

[shy obsidian]

I craft my gear and call it a day I am NOT making money 😭

i craft purely for myself

[trim frost]

brokie

[dapper zealot]

Crested with budget melds and relics should be good enough right?

[trim frost]

probably?

you may have some more difficulty hitting 100% quality

[dapper zealot]

Just have to hope

[trim frost]

i would just recommend investing in mid-tier or high-tier melds since crested is the best doh/dol set we're getting for the expansion

!faq craftupgrade

[storm frost]

There is no better DoH DoL gear until 8.0

[rapid whale]

Yeah it's gonna last like at least a year lol

[shy obsidian]

I like pentamelding for no reason anyways

[rapid whale]

Last time I ran the numbers it's something like 30 hours of crafting in the patch cycle makes it worthwhile

[torn kindle]

Even budget melds are fine

You just have to use more HQ materials

[amber fable]

7.4 scrip with melds can make hq gear

Need hq mats

More time per craft etc

[rain geode]

Alright I have at least seen every Arkveld ex mechanic now

[rapid whale]

hell yeah how are you enjoying it

it's fun, right?

[rain geode]

I will say healer is a lot more stressful

Mana is a lot harder when people are actually constantly dying

Im certainly frusterated if nothing else progging is hard

[rapid whale]

yea progging as healer is prob the hardest of the roles

i think thats why there's such a shortage of them in the high end statics

[rain geode]

Its a bit funny tho since in PF it usually seems like its usually tanks

[rapid whale]

how do you mean? like they perform the worst?

[rain geode]

Im kinda liking it but man healing is so much harder because my buttons are as prebaked as say DNC

[rain geode]

no that tanks are the last to fill my PFs

[rapid whale]

oh i see

yeah i meant like week 1/world race statics

healers at that level are so so rare

[rain geode]

but yeah debating if I open a PF its getting super late

[rapid whale]

time flies when raiding huh

so in the moment

[rain geode]

oh no it was already super late I woke up at like 11pm today

and didnt get on ffxiv until like 1

we only progged for about an hour

[fierce matrix]

I did UWU today and snagged a totem at like 11pm

Then I did another party and we DCed, then had to refill

Then we refilled and we had a tank that wasnt confident in MT so they missed the suppression tether twice

Then just a lot of small things and no second totem

[rapid whale]

furen

we lost a top totem to ddos during magic number LMAO

painge

sounds like you had a similar exp

[wicked delta]

Healer prog aint for the weak

Honestly like fight wise its difficult but for me its definitely the mental strain

People will blame you for the weirdest shit even if its not actually your fault

Meanwhile you’re doing some unholy things just to keep the party alive ✌️😭

[rapid whale]

whats that one meme go

cant heal stupid or w/.e

[wicked delta]

I mean tbh

Sometimes its not even a case of like

Oh they did something dumb now they blame you

It more feels like

Blaming me for not seeing the fucking future

Like yup my bad for not knowing that mechanic was gonna hit that hard bruh

Im also learning here 😭

[rapid whale]

My favorite is someone blaming shield healer when the boss has no mits on it at all during the raid wide cast bar

[wicked delta]

Did this happen to you

[alpine plover]

theoretically you have no downtime as a healer

you also gotta do healer stuff in downtime

[rapid whale]

I've seen it happen quite often in pf

[alpine plover]

[rapid whale]

Healing during down time mechanics seems stressful especially if there's movement

Do you just swift the gcd heal out

[alpine plover]

sometimes

but like it depends

after you do it a lot of time you optimize

[rapid whale]

Uh dark knight jumps on p2 dsr

[alpine plover]

there i simply pre cast so that it heals/shields after the damage happens

[rapid whale]

That seems like a f it swift gcd

Oic

So using the application delay of stuff to your advantage

That's smart

[alpine plover]

the only time in dsr as a scholar where i feel like swift is mandatory is at wrothflames and at gigas

[rain geode]

It does make me feel really smart when things go well tho

[alpine plover]

saving swift because you can do some abnormally cool stuff with resses in dsr

like ressing people in their towers in sanctity

or in the meteors towers

[rapid whale]

Bro whenever I see a towers save by a healer I'm just like chefs kiss this is gonna be a good pf

Yeah lol

[wicked delta]

Oh makes sense

[alpine plover]

but yes application delay

[wicked delta]

Ive seen it happen often too

Which is why im glad

I dont shield heal

[alpine plover]

master that and healer is pretty chill

[wicked delta]

[alpine plover]

dsr and top shield healing is

definitely hard

tbh

m8s is too

[wicked delta]

Im made for pure heal I fear

Dont let me shield heal ever

[alpine plover]

dsr pure heal you literally sleep

[wicked delta]

I just bullshit my way through content

[alpine plover]

until p7

and you wake up there

for gigas

because all akh morns as whm is

[wicked delta]

[alpine plover]

[rain geode]

I now understand a bit more why people try and sneak into parties that have already cleared

[rapid whale]

Yeah prog lying is very common

[craggy marsh]

Prog lying is morally correct

[rapid whale]

You only clear as fast as the slowest member

[craggy marsh]

Sometimes you have to prog lie in order to prog