go next
#endgame-lounge
thin tartan
dreamy whale
I'm on ps5 so it takes me time to type and I told them but I also didn't want them to think I was ignoring their advice
dreamy whale
Truth nuke
dreamy whale
/p My bad dawg /playdead
steep narwhal
/busy
/blacklist <t> macro
dreamy whale
Hold on I have a sticker for ultimates
valid solar
steep narwhal
bc i know you know whos gonna be on ym ass.
thts
dreamy whale
steep narwhal
ur own fault.
steep narwhal
js blacklist them
thin tartan
tht too
steep narwhal
thts what i did
steep narwhal
js blacklist
rapid whale
does villy have a stalker now gg
zealous meteor
shouldn't have gotten a house then 
versed kayak
who says it'll even open in 7.4
thin tartan
100% its not opening in 7.4
dreamy whale
Me
rapid whale
i'd say it's least likely to open in 7.4 lol
steep narwhal
I wanna move to aether in 7.4 but also I have a house so like
come to cactuah
our housing market is fucked rn
there r more houses than buyers
😭
versed kayak
everyone and their dog moves to aether the second its open, SE would be dumb to reopen it
zealous meteor
i'm not expecting it to open in 7.4 tbh
thin tartan
tis gonna open in 7.5
steep narwhal
cactuar has not been opened in forever
dreamy whale
Is cactuah dynamis
steep narwhal
no
thin tartan
no
random needle
Aether is gonna be on total lockdown in 7.4 for Heavyweight I fear
steep narwhal
it's aether
zealous meteor
they would be fucking stupid to open it during an active raid tier
steep narwhal
well
zealous meteor
move to rafflesia :3
steep narwhal
we know square enix is stupid asf
versed kayak
Is cactuah dynamis
dynamis had a congested server like...once, and that was after the DT release when every single NA dc was congested
random needle
Come to Siren, we're like Faerie but less cool :3
zealous meteor
faerie but fewer trolls in limsa
thin tartan
"were like faerie" is not a good thing i think
random needle
We're like Faerie except not
thin tartan
dead
visual geyser
O
thin tartan
im also midgard
steep narwhal
yes
zealous meteor
i started on midgardsormr
zealous meteor
for like a week before i moved to dynamis
rapid whale
w8 you left aether eju
thin tartan
rapid whale
goddamn
zealous meteor
w8 you left aether eju
yeag
thin tartan
#bunboynumber20
proper cave
My first character was actually on Mids for a bit but, yeah, drama. Had to escape.
vast jacinth
What
zealous meteor
i was like a week into the game and wanted to be with friends 
steep narwhal
everyone on cactuar raids
and theres no current raid tier
so we all quit
and went to repo
👍
proper cave
Leviathan was my home for years after that
rapid whale
i was like a week into the game and wanted to be with friends <:neofox_floof:113...
do said friends still play
zealous meteor
yes
vast jacinth
#bunboynumber20
Lmaoo
random needle
I'm still vibing on Siren and haven't really had a reason to leave
vast jacinth
Collection bun boys like pokemon
thin tartan
#fellforitagainaward
thin tartan
LOL
visual geyser
What’s the Midgard drama
thin tartan
jolly flume
lore drop
rapid whale
real
steep narwhal
cactuar is closed.
dreamy whale
I have a leftover character on aether
dreamy whale
How is Adamantoise
loud nymph
it is a server that exists
dreamy whale
I have one in midgardsormr and adamantoise
dull drum
bro there r so many open houses
yeah pt abundant
steep narwhal
why leave cactuar though
bc they leave for like
zealous meteor
which is fucked
steep narwhal
a relationship
zealous meteor
i love those little guys
steep narwhal
but then they break up
and now they wanna come back
but we've been closed for almost a year now so
dreamy whale
Can I send mail to myself
steep narwhal
dreamy whale
wicked delta
but jenova has tea actually so
jenova is filled with the most dramatic motherfuckers known to man
rapid whale
moogle paws incident was jenova right
zealous meteor
like chiyo 
wicked delta
whenever i hear drama 75% chance its a jenova player
wicked delta
moogle paws incident was jenova right
yeah
rapid whale
idr the details but tldr someone tried to claim ownership over a specific mog station item and would have a melt down at anyone in limsa who also had it on
wicked delta
basically yeah
loud nymph
tf
wicked delta
this catgirl claimed moogle paws and pastel pink were her thing
and that everyone was copying her
and crashed the fuck out over it
loud nymph
I guess I go out of my way to never spend any time in Limsa so this is why I never encounter these creatures
if I'm in Limsa it's because I just traveled back from an off world hunt train
luckily these people never leave there
and I never go there
so it's easy to avoid them
boreal pumice
jenova is filled with the most dramatic motherfuckers known to man
its funny because jenova
rapid whale
Market board is the only reason I ever go
remote gate
and crashed the fuck out over it
sounds like the most nothing burger imaginable
loud nymph
Market board is the only reason I ever go
I usually go to FC house or my house for that tbh
random needle
Honestly, just the name makes me crash out
"Watashia Kamidesu". "I am a god". Walk into the ocean
zealous meteor
watashia also moved to jenova so lowkey
WAIT IVE SEEN THEM IN NN
rapid whale
Are they toxic
zealous meteor
every time
zealous meteor
Are they toxic
i don't remember, i just remember their name being silly
boreal pumice
they some infamous player ?
rapid whale
I'm bad
visual geyser
we are gonna see some unholy abonimnations next patch its gonna be wild
rapid whale
And also kinda toxic
wicked delta
okay imagine
a guy with 100 TOP clears
but they still fuck up every mechanic
and refuse to take accountablity for it
rapid whale
Me irl
wicked delta
thats watashia
dreamy whale
boreal pumice
so the classic i got carried by the team but il take credit for the wins
remote gate
woke has invaded ffxiv
wicked delta
how do they still get group they a pf menace?
big mclargehuge still gets groups so
reputation doesnt matter
😭
boreal pumice
i have no idea who that is i aint na
rapid whale
uhhh someone who doxxed someone else, got doxxed back, and some real Interesting ™ stuff came out of it
boreal pumice
oh lovely
loud nymph
i have no idea who that is i aint na
PF cryptid who allegedly took a full lockout to learn stonefang and windfang
wicked delta
true
random needle
All I know is he terrorized one of my first UCoB parties by always greeding on the first twister and putting it like 2 inches from the stack
dull drum
hes also banned from almost every major xiv discord
not naur
zealous meteor
money? 
dull drum
random needle
(... Well that and also the stuff about woman beating, but)
visual geyser
I forget psychos play this game
dreamy whale
Ok I have 2 options
boreal pumice
I forget psychos play this game
no you dont
rapid whale
millions of players youll find every type
loud nymph
I forget psychos play this game
psychos are a plurality in this community
visual geyser
Still 24/7 buffs tho 
boreal pumice
your still find someone no matter the content
dreamy whale
Nvm I have no other options
rapid whale
just do uwu and msq at the same time while it fills moomoo
dreamy whale
I'll just travel to aether whenever I wanna raid
loud nymph
I'll just travel to aether whenever I wanna raid
that's what most people do tbh
boreal pumice
i think they are locled moving for a month
dreamy whale
No i was saying I could wait until aether opens up or I can switch to one of my aether alts and buy a story skip to endwalker
steep narwhal
No i was saying I could wait until aether opens up or I can switch to one of my ...
js
keep travelling
it doesnt matter
visual geyser
At some people in EW I was on Aether 90% of the time
dull drum
@steep narwhal do you remember alyxandria ashrwen or whatever its spelled
steep narwhal
yes
visual geyser
And I couldn’t stay in my island
steep narwhal
is there more lore
dull drum
did you ever see what happened in naur
visual geyser
Made me upset
steep narwhal
no
rapid whale
dull drum
she crashed out in NAUR and got banned
steep narwhal
😭
steep narwhal
gg.
steep narwhal
😭
rapid whale
where will they diary about pf now
random needle
I never want to be famous online, there's too many psychos
dull drum
their messages got deleted but you can prob still tell based on people responses
basically she crashed out about TOP pf ans then people told her she might be bad
and 
random needle
you're already famous
Untrue, go on NAUR and no one will know who I am
dull drum
where will they diary about pf now
they do it in prange lounge balance
zealous meteor
I never want to be famous online, there's too many psychos
you're already famous
dull drum
havent been banned there yet so
zealous meteor
i tell all my friends about knowing sapph the blue cat
dreamy whale
Truly my biggest ffxiv fear
dreamy whale
Getting put on TalesFromDF
dull drum
Getting put on TalesFromDF
YOU SEE THIS @rapid whale
My fears are not just me
getting put on reddit is other peoples fear too
rapid whale
STOP TRIPLE LB3'ING WHEN WE GET BOSS TO LIKE 9% AT START OF ENRAGE CAST BAR
dull drum
dull drum
i should unironically not do the 2nd melee lb either
because we kill too fast even with 3rd skip
and its fair to popoto ig cause i do the one lb p4 and he does the p6 one
rapid whale
ya you did the p4 one so it's fair
should do 1 run where they do both and get you a decent burse
dreamy whale
What about getting put on shitpost XIV
Do people call.peiple out on there
rapid whale
i think witch hunting in general is not allowed on both of those
so they have to hide your name etc
dreamy whale
Yes but I will know its me
rapid whale
iirc they have to hide their own too so that they cant look you up
whole estuary
usually it's just if they have a really cringey macro or something
dull drum
theres some real tea on talesfromdf sometimes though cant lie
rapid whale
insert some random uwu-ified rez macro
whole estuary
in which case it's an honor to have it inflicted upon the masses
dull drum
55% of it is just YPYT weirdos on roulettes
rapid whale
wasnt mango's static drama on talesfromdf at first
dull drum
also that yeah
visual geyser
Do people call.peiple out on there
visual geyser
I was getting fried
visual geyser
To the point where someone called me racist during a Forked tower run
rapid whale
watafak
wicked delta
ppl thought their character was blackface
whole estuary
oh yeah, I remember seeing your glam screenshot
rapid whale
were you spitting anti lalafell language or something
versed kayak
To the point where someone called me racist during a Forked tower run
wait is that why your name is what it is lol
visual geyser
Yes
whole estuary
it was flamed on mainsub and then jokingly reposted on shitpost
rapid whale
?????? idgi how do they not know you are poc irl and even if you weren't it's a character in game
visual geyser
It is what it was
whole estuary
it was the black skin and then super bright lipstick that did it
visual geyser
boreal pumice
?????? idgi how do they not know you are poc irl and even if you weren't it's a ...
because ppl are morons
rapid whale
touch grass moment fr
visual geyser
It’s more funny that someone decided to bother me about it in game during fork tower prog
rapid whale
why are they thinking about some random post from a subreddit mid prog
visual geyser
Literally made it to bridges first time
rapid whale
focus on the mechs sibling
whole estuary
https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitpostXIV/comments/1ly89kg/woah_is_that_blackface_dude/ found the shitpost one
you're famouuus
visual geyser
Fried the fuck out of me
rapid whale
lmao ic
vestal hollow
im still crying over that shit
thin tartan
put the freis in th e bag
zealous meteor
fear
random needle
If I ever posted some of my WoL art on the main sub, someone would post a cropped image of the chest in 4 minutes or less
rapid whale
go do it eju
versed kayak
https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitpostXIV/comments/1ly89kg/woah_is_that_blackface_dud...
so many viera haters in the comments, wao
zealous meteor
i don't have dsr unlocked!!!
remote gate
https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitpostXIV/comments/1ly89kg/woah_is_that_blackface_dud...
the shitpostxiv situation is insane
rapid whale
simply hack the game and enter
random needle
i don't have dsr unlocked!!!
Can you stand in a safe zone, move to a tower, then move to another safe zone
remote gate
i don't have dsr unlocked!!!
simply get bapple, olivia, me, toby, and some other people to get you the free clear
random needle
If so, you can clear p4s
visual geyser
P4s you can brute force now
zealous meteor
Can you stand in a safe zone, move to a tower, then move to another safe zone
yes?
zealous meteor
simply get bapple, olivia, me, toby, and some other people to get you the free c...
for P4 right
boreal pumice
https://tenor.com/view/wtf-what-i-do-gif-18306771951110025625
you arent they said toby not tobi
rapid whale
wicked delta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PR2cobFg7E
shiggu cover
remote gate
for P4 right
yes
clear plume
My favourite watashia moment was when they invited somebody from POG to do DSR and then proceeded to only know healer 1 spot and getting btfod for it
zealous meteor
https://tenor.com/view/huh-did-i-say-yes-asteroid-city-did-i-agree-did-i-say-i%2...
yes
wicked delta
you arent they said toby not tobi
clear plume
(They were on caster)
wicked delta
didnt read bio award
remote gate
shiggu cover
im going to stand on you during Playstation
random needle
Oh yeah, I get to hop back on DSR tonight
wicked delta
im going to stand on you during Playstation
rapid whale
didnt read bio award
im ngl i never read peoples bio
random needle
I should probably refresh myself on p3 sim a bit before going in, then back to Wrath sim
wicked delta
im ngl i never read peoples bio
thats obvious
jolly flume
we just clear tonight
remote gate
random dude in pf gave me a pretty good and easy way to ensure you're in the right spot if house method doesn't work too
random needle
we just clear tonight
True!
zealous meteor
so does anyone wanna corpse drag me through P4S so i can terrorize DSR parties 
[don't]
boreal pumice
tried to give you a out
remote gate
method: look at the fucking floor, are you in the box or not
random needle
Or we see one new phase every session
Tonight we see DotH, tomorrow we see p6, next week we clear
remote gate
if not in box, die
remote gate
also dependent on the positioning on axe dude but still same
jolly flume
you just have to not have 6 people die if you wanna kill the phase
rapid whale
orly i thought ew raids were all body checks /s
clear plume
P6 is actually sit still and let mechanic resolve simulator
Most overrated phase of any fight ever
rapid whale
i thought it was hell for tanks
jolly flume
I cant wait to have to press my healing buttons
its not hard for tanks they just take a lot of damage
remote gate
Most overrated phase of any fight ever
you just broke your soggy vow
jolly flume
lol
random needle
I haven't studied p6 at all yet, and I haven't simmed DotH yet either 
jolly flume
you press your mit buttons
remote gate
back to thordan you go
clear plume
Know how to mit autos while aoes are going off at same time
(Secret impossible tech)
jolly flume
40 short
ramp short
unique short
40 ramp short or just press holmgang if ur a bum ass war
win
thin tartan
why are you so prone to dying to playstation tethers anyway
thin tartan
easiest mech
rapid whale
random needle
Is there anything I as caster should worry about in p6 other than "keep the dragons health roughly equal"
jolly flume
they should've made party synergy go off faster
dull drum
easiest mech
um actually its considered the hardest in TOP 
jolly flume
Is there anything I as caster should worry about in p6 other than "keep the drag...
uh dont die
clear plume
Isn’t that just run omega
jolly flume
omegas kinda slow though
dull drum
it is slow
random needle
uh dont die
Wasn't planning on it, but death finds a way
random needle
Hopefully life finds a way faster
jolly flume
no I mean literally just predation dodges
dull drum
yeah its slow
jolly flume
not even the dynamis bit after
jolly flume
my bad
clear plume
Brother ur prange aren’t u y u trying to ego
rapid whale
lmao
dull drum
ive been on melee since 7.25 or whatever
dull drum
i dont prange what
correction i dont prange anymore*
dull drum
hes reformed
im being enslaved to monk
jolly flume
yeah unfort u have prange stigma forever
dull drum
i asked why reaper wasnt allowed
jolly flume
just like villy is forever drk guy
jolly flume
I mean arcane circle is shit
but like
who cares
honestly
negative dps checks everywhere
clear plume
Based leader
dull drum
god her pf top totem experience has been awful
clear plume
I’ve been vocal for an expansion if ur name is not carontte ur not rpr in my party
jolly flume
how do u die to the delta cast
do u have a sch that doesnt know how to early spreadlo p4
or something
dull drum
do u have a sch that doesnt know how to early spreadlo p4
shes the scholar
the only mit on it is rep
and her stuff
im too lazy to censor names fuck this
jolly flume
the only mit on it is rep
so its just
dps players jerking it as usual
whats new I guess
dull drum
it happened like three times that night its so funny
thin tartan
they’ve been dying to delta raidwide
this implies its happened multiple times
how
ho
whow
how
how
dull drum
nah it happened in a different pt
clear plume
Have u considered pressing feint
dull drum
nah it happened in a different pt
the reason someone died in the different pt to delta rw was
thin tartan
in top totem pf nowadays
thats like
very
one of them is heavy on complaining that they cant win
its
a bard
theres 3 ppl thts monka rn in pf
bard that complains, whm that does 3k in p6, blm thats just .
dreamy whale
dull drum
i havent kept up with the TOP pf offenders rn
but i do see some familiar names from post EW
jolly flume
3k p6 whm is just typical shit
clear plume
Shoutout to the smn I had last week that was in a p6 party that has never seen past sigma and wiped to delta 3 times in a row
dull drum
Shoutout to the smn I had last week that was in a p6 party that has never seen p...
wait there was a smn griefing the past 2 nights too
dreamy whale
What makes you an offender as opposed to being inexperienced
thin tartan
Shoutout to the smn I had last week that was in a p6 party that has never seen p...
guaranteed wipe upon getting blue
jolly flume
they get monitor = wipe
thin tartan
why are they so ahead
clear plume
torn mesa
"guys if this player gets monitor P3, we might as well just wall it"
dull drum
why are they so ahead
they moved before puddles drop LOL
so not only did they terrorist puddle
they made us 2 stack beam
thin tartan
is this totem
thin tartan
no
clear plume
Bro was not checking
thin tartan
tht csreenshot
thin tartan
theres a sitri in top pf that was like struggling tog et prog idk
torn mesa
which 1 is Discord Sitri
clear plume
I’m 100% sure they invited the smn bc I check tomestone and they had like a week of parties together at least
thin tartan
is this ur screen
clear plume
But anyways, Mfs be prog lying keep them honest
Yeah
Sav Meath do be one of my characters
(Technically 2 of them)
dull drum
im ok with people prog lying a mechanic ahead but then i got the p3 hello world people mercing to see p5 omega and im just like 
zealous meteor
too many damn sitris in aether
so wait are there three?
the two mentioned here and discord sitri?
torn mesa
dull drum
LMAO
torn mesa
the streamer is Sitri Corday I thought
thin tartan
this sitri that was struggling to prog p5 is sitri h.
zealous meteor
genshin player [slur]
torn mesa
genshin player [slur]
facts
thin tartan
the sitri we know here has diff ign
rapid whale
goddamn russ made it to endwalker
torn mesa
gacha players don't deserve anything
dull drum
bard that complains, whm that does 3k in p6, blm thats just .
ok question is the whm T.X
zealous meteor
goddamn russ made it to endwalker
who's russ
rapid whale
wow streamer turned xiv streamer
zealous meteor
the sitri we know here has diff ign
also sitri or something else
dull drum
damn
rapid whale
who's russ
known for doing every piece of content before moving on including ultimates
zealous meteor
wild
rapid whale
iirc they were a world racer in wow so ultimates arent out of heir comfort zone whtsoever so their exp is not standard
dreamy whale
Only downside about playing on NA is I can no longer visit lominsan anchovy on Odin
jolly flume
noblesse oblige is a relic set
zealous meteor
wait no isn't it artifact in genshin
relic is... hsr i think?
(same system lmao)
dull drum
ye mb
rapid whale
the self report is crazy eju
torn mesa
jolly flume
i'm unique wow
rapid whale
oh dude
dull drum
i think my new name is unique lemme check
rapid whale
theres actually another bapple
zealous meteor
i'm unique wow
chiyo???
visual geyser
Change last name to strife
dreamy whale
Me leveling monk by doing hunting log
zealous meteor
like. just searching for chiyo?
jolly flume
I liked your pornstar name more
zealous meteor
that seems . wild
visual geyser
I should name change
jolly flume
no there's plenty of chiyos
visual geyser
I had no idea strife was the last name of cloud when I made it my character name
jolly flume
there's only one person I know of that shares my surname though
torn mesa
dull drum
jolly flume
and they happen to be on the same world as me
torn mesa
Lucy Shiomi?
rapid whale
if there was actually a noblesse oblige in xiv what would it look like
only thing i can think of is wait for sprouts cutscenes
torn mesa
C41 🙂
rapid whale
lmaooo
jolly flume
Lucy Shiomi?
yeah
dreamy whale
Unfortunately I'm not unique
visual geyser
P2 is Pallas Athena isn’t it
rapid whale
im shirking my responsibilities gg jk im not a noble in xiv yet
jolly flume
if there was actually a noblesse oblige in xiv what would it look like
you giving out free food in cosmic
torn mesa
silence peasant bapple
dreamy whale
if there was actually a noblesse oblige in xiv what would it look like
*after The Vault*
"Enjoy the cutscene!"
rapid whale
you giving out free food in cosmic
im surprised you remember that
dreamy whale
Not me I just say gg and leave
dull drum
you're wasting game time by saying gg btw
just wanted to let yall know
3 seconds off your sub
jolly flume
im surprised you remember that
I remember the little things that don't matter and none of the big things that do
dull drum
dreamy whale
Nuh uh I have a macro
jolly flume
you say gg to be nice I say gg to fish for commendations
zealous meteor
1500
rapid whale
i think you're already good
zealous meteor
for mentor at least
rapid whale
go get your crown king
dreamy whale
Me after slaying the 4th light warden
dull drum
genuine question do most high end raiders wear their legend titles
just curious
cause i dont
torn mesa
would you even wear it
you answered the question yourself
jolly flume
lol
rapid whale
genuine question do most high end raiders wear their legend titles
i wear mine to be cringe
random needle
I might have my Heaven's Legend title for a bit, but I probably wouldn't keep it on
dreamy whale
I wear Loved By The Axe because I love Warrior
dull drum
I might have my Heaven's Legend title for a bit, but I probably wouldn't keep it...
if you fuck up a mech in the future you'll end up on talesfromdf
jolly flume
idk legend titles sound kinda cringe to me so I just wear the other pve ones
dull drum
"heavens legend fucks up a normal dungeon mech"
random needle
If I end up killing q40 before 7.4 comes out (unlikely), I might use Mourner Of Light though
jolly flume
I had epic hero on for like forever
rapid whale
something something epic hero is the true end game title
jolly flume
and then necromancer and mourner recently
rapid whale
yeah lmao
zealous meteor
the final fish is the only endgame title
jolly flume
I dont like fishing in this game
random needle
I should check the clear numbers by job on q40
jolly flume
which is weird because its all I do in so many other games
torn mesa
the final fish is the only endgame title
the accursed*
torn mesa
that's why it's endgame
dreamy whale
Chiyo I have a meme
Me in uwu when I follow the party to the 1 marker and then they all die
I thought i was doing the mechanic
dreamy whale
Just once, was busy yesterday
visual geyser
Moaner of light 😩
rapid whale
dreamy whale
Just got out of work so I might pf today
jolly flume
Moaner of light 😩
🔇
random needle
Wait I might be stupid, how do I find quantum logs on fflogs
jolly flume
who wanna be the devoured eater to my eminent grief
deep dungeon tap
tab
in the navbar
zealous meteor
who wanna be the devoured eater to my eminent grief
i'm not into vore sorry
rapid whale
oroboros
jolly flume
honestly its less vore more human centipede type shit
dull drum
wtf is human centipede
jolly flume
dont look it up
rapid whale
god damn am i this old
dreamy whale
Does dnc have an uwu weapon
dull drum
no
dreamy whale
jolly flume
look at these freaks
random needle
in the navbar
Okay I might be blind, or maybe mobile formatting just sucks
dull drum
we dont have legacy weapons for new jobs in ultimates they didnt exist for yet
jolly flume
why
its an adps job, piss easy to play, and basically a phys range in an encounter where you lose like 4 gcds of uptime consecutively
rapid whale
fight has forced away from boss, vpr excels
random needle
... I don't know why I am, considering all those factors, yeah
jolly flume
I dont actually remember if quantum has the buff job tuning that criterion does
but either way
random needle
Which also means stuff like BLM and MCH are pogging
jolly flume
its just easier to play no buffs anyways
mch still does comparably shit damage but having 2 mits in there is so nice
random needle
Playing MCH in general felt so nice while doing PT with buddies, the amount of times I saved their skin with interrupts made me so happy
dreamy whale
rapid whale
istg moo if you dont go into uwu today im never helping you again /s
jolly flume
I kinda wanna play ast instead of sge lol
rapid whale
do it
random needle
Especially since we ended up running 3 DPS 1 healer (I think MCH, NIN, RDM, SGE)
jolly flume
I can probably get away with it
not a lot actually oneshots you in there it's like
all repeated damage or bleeds
rapid whale
yea they had to make the content clearable by whm
no way they make it too heavy a mit check right
torn mesa
god damn am i this old
same
rapid whale
torn mesa
😔
jolly flume
well even criterion savage was clearable on whm but like
the healer balance is actually way better in q40 than that
dreamy whale
istg moo if you dont go into uwu today im never helping you again /s
im gonna
jolly flume
imo
jolly flume
did the ultimate come out early
wicked delta
i cant
rapid whale
was it 45 deaths
jolly flume
17 in one pull?
vestal hollow
<@285567261882843138> i just had a 17 minute howling blade
You too huh
wicked delta
fucking felt like it
jolly flume
oh
rapid whale
adds prog
jolly flume
if it was 17 in one pull that wouldve actually been a new low
wicked delta
How do you do this little damage with no deaths
dreamy whale
I kinda know how to do p1
rapid whale
MY BAD MY BAD MY BAD MY BAD
jolly flume
by being your average 14 player
dreamy whale
I dodge the evil stuff
And mit the ooga boogas
And then I drag the boss and stand still until she starts casting or something
rapid whale
yea its a lot to learn but i really rec learning the fight in relationship to your gcd
wicked delta
somehow
rapid whale
like "2nd gcd after my self buff, i move boss to D" etc
dreamy whale
I'm nervous
rapid whale
its gonna feel weird to learn that way but the pay offs long term are huge
cuz it reduces mental load
random needle
For me at least, GCD mapping is more of an unconscious process that I have to make conscious to know how I can improve on it
dreamy whale
Im gonna frow up /j
wicked delta
i was hardcarrying ts on astro bruh
rapid whale
tobi the goat fr i watched them solo barbariccia for me
random needle
tobi the goat fr i watched them solo barbariccia for me
That was so funny
versed kayak
You'll get to a point where someone early pulling will misalign everything for you and suddenly it requires thinking again
rapid whale
You'll get to a point where someone early pulling will misalign everything for y...
naw i just wall
dreamy whale
So what do I call this one like "uwu p1 prog"
versed kayak
I mean in my static we actually do because noone wants to deal with that lmao
rapid whale
wait no uwu needed
versed kayak
but probs cant do that in pf
jolly flume
if people early pull by enough that it actually causes my default to not work
its enough to warrant me walling
torn mesa
when we were reclearing M8S
I got hit by a revolutionary reign cause I had 0.01s slower GCD speed on my alt gear
dreamy whale
Oh right I can't do msq while waiting for pf either
jolly flume
yeah I mean
rapid whale
prioritize the msq
jolly flume
when I switched from canapes to current sps food in tea
dreamy whale
I have one quest before I have to do a dungeon
rapid whale
lmfao
jolly flume
it was very noticeable
rapid whale
no i will slide cast uwc and you cannot stop me
jk im too much of a chicken shit to even try, hammers and holies all day
torn mesa
"guys can we move slower"
jolly flume
slidecasting uwc is free every time because people CANT early pull p6
dreamy whale
I'll try my best guys
jolly flume
the puddles only actually go off like 1.5 puddles after
so you have WAY more time than it feels like
dreamy whale
Oh right btw did we even awaken garuda
rapid whale
no
dreamy whale
Im cooked
rapid whale
you have not seen a successful p1 yet
wicked delta
How do you do this little damage with no deaths
i hate this sage personally
dull drum
i tried doing p1 uwu in early DT
dreamy whale
So I have to unsuccessful p1 to get the successful p1
rapid whale
for prog it doesnt matter tho @dreamy whale awakenings only matter once you're starting p5
random needle
I forget, do the tanks have to do the debuff thing for awakening, or is it the melees? Or both?
dreamy whale
Oh ok
rapid whale
I forget, do the tanks have to do the debuff thing for awakening, or is it the m...
ot twice melees once each
random needle
... Wait isn't it technically p4? 1-3 are the primals, p4 is LB spam, p5 is Ultima, right?
rapid whale
in uwu? you can kill before 4th awakening
jolly flume
you can do early awaken
rapid whale
oic
dreamy whale
There's a Garuda clean up pf open but I'm not gonna join it because no tanks open and I'm not familiar with dps uwu at all
jolly flume
if you kill fast
rapid whale
is that possible
torn mesa
but you can't actually kill it before then unless you're purposefully trying to
it's easily doable if you aim to do so
rapid whale
is it caster lb3 into potted 2min into center
dreamy whale
Should I join the fresh one or make my own
jolly flume
is my darkness not enough?
rapid whale
Should I join the fresh one or make my own
js join
versed kayak
Should I join the fresh one or make my own
join fresh prog
dreamy whale
Ok
versed kayak
youre so new you may as well
random needle
In p5 DSR, don't you have to stop before actually killing the boss or else you don't get p7
versed kayak
if youre in p2, its probably a waste of time, but youre in p1 yourself still
limpid edge
Midnight
random needle
ya
It puts you back in p4 except you can't get the buffs that let you kill the eyes iirc? That's such a creative fail state honestly
dull drum
why dont we have a fail state thats just like
"you suck at the game uninstall"
ends instance
jolly flume
"you suck at the game uninstall"
thats enraging anything
random needle
"you suck at the game uninstall"
Imagine if failing the button challenge in SoS just leaves you in the void until you quit the instance manually
rapid whale
mb
dreamy whale
Bapples is there anything else I need to know in Garuda or did I see everything
loud nymph
you're playing melee right
dreamy whale
Main tank
loud nymph
Oh haha
dreamy whale
mossy eagle
brotation
dreamy whale
In theory I know up to sisters
low hearth
watch out for slipstream
rapid whale
you wanted this dont you forget it
dreamy whale
Ok second slipstream I mit after bc tank buster
lyric summit
does anyone have clip of top p3 transition inside dodge
dreamy whale
And then I aoe the plumes
low hearth
yea u press rampart + short mit + thrill
dreamy whale
Wait I've been doing tbis all wrong I'm supposed to go in the bubble with everyone during mistral shriek
dull drum
loud nymph
I'm gonna be real my uwu experience was like 2 years ago idr any of it
random needle
Better to learn this while studying than in instance, but yeah
loud nymph
beyond like "bait Ifrit puddles" as a caster
dreamy whale
Im studying rn before they start
random needle
Yeah exactly, studying now
dreamy whale
why do I face Garuda toward the party
rapid whale
you gotta b more specific than that
dreamy whale
low hearth
thats so the boss doesnt move during the cast i forgor
versed kayak
probably also so you dont put a feather rain north of her
low hearth
yea
random needle
Melees can just TN, it's chill
rain geode
@zealous meteor I guess just lemme know when you toss a partyup
rapid whale
gm tew hows it feel being a high content clearer
rain geode
Feels like I want to clear some harder high end content before I really start calling myself that xd
rapid whale
hell yeah
zealous meteor
i haven't cleared seiryu yet
rain geode
Might as well do my Tell/retell since I know the fight first but next Im thinking Arkveld
zealous meteor
but from what i've seen i would barely call it an extreme 
rain geode
It is noticably harder then anything the MSQ has made me do
visual geyser
You’ll be fine
rapid whale
do fru c41's akuma
zealous meteor
passing the party around like a hot popoto
rapid whale
the mines call for you
copper eagle
do fru c41's akuma
rapid whale
It is noticably harder then anything the MSQ has made me do
i will forever say the msq is why ppl struggle so much to transition into end game
visual geyser
I can make a free trial account on pc right
rapid whale
it actively tries to make you a worse player
copper eagle
I’ve been on that VRC Uma grind TT
rain geode
it actively tries to make you a worse player
Pre dawntrail I would agree but honestly dawntrail tosses a couple of curve balls at you
Still not what I would call hard but like
visual geyser
DT bosses are good
rain geode
If I had only done like ShB or EW I feel like I would have done much worse then I did having done it after DT
If I rated MSQ based purely on the gameplay of the duties it makes you do DT would be number 1
I think the only boss I didnt really like was the first boss of Meso terminal.
daring pine
i do
rain geode
I must derust
if you want something chill to start derusting were doing the unreal if you on NA
rapid whale
fwuwu
dull drum
Do I even want to do next tier
7.5 ultimate will be good cope
maybe they cook a good tier
craggy marsh
DT bosses are good and this is the type of difficulty increase they should keep doing
copper eagle
I’m so burnt out
dull drum
ok but hear me out though
craggy marsh
Players dont need to be babied into doing msq dungeons when they're level 100
rapid whale
r u gonna go for week 1 again
dull drum
four lords ulti would actually be fucking fire
copper eagle
After a whole patch and half I’m still feeling it
rapid whale
the week 1 attempt seemed to burn you rly hard
copper eagle
I started playing league tho
dull drum
imo if you feel burnt out i wouldnt go for week 1s anymore
dull drum
I started playing league tho
WHY
craggy marsh
I'm thinking maybe shooting for week 2 or 3 if I can find a group
copper eagle
Idt this how to cure depression
craggy marsh
Week 2 seems a lot less stressful
dull drum
yeah i agree
copper eagle
I just got back out from outside
steep narwhal
no like
dull drum
and we have enough time anyway cause the ulti isnt till 7.5
steep narwhal
u need to stay outside