#endgame-lounge

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jolly flume
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post it

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you're the one getting banned not me

wicked delta
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My brother in Christ

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Im not dying for YOUR sins

jolly flume
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idk I see no evidence of sin

wicked delta
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Mare user detected

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dapper zealot
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And it's called tobi

jolly flume
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true.

wicked delta
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What is that supposed to mean

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Scamming sad people out of money is a moral justice

loud nymph
stable basin
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Mare made me laugh and download 60 gb of mods everytime I go to a venue, RIP goat /s

wicked delta
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Maybe if those people got out of my tells they would’ve kept their money

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Its literally not my fault

alpine plover
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Chiyo whm

rapid whale
wicked delta
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I love money

boreal pumice
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tobi is a findom

jolly flume
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changing my name to afflatus rapture and equipping the white mage job stone

wicked delta
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Like everyone in the world should be grateful I am not the CEO of Amazon

rapid whale
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chiyo u should wear whm artifact armor to raid just to piss off your cohealer

zealous meteor
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ew i can't be in the same data center as a wh*te mage nejoyer

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i'm traveling back home

jolly flume
rapid whale
rapid whale
alpine plover
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Whms have good glams tho

wicked delta
alpine plover
jolly flume
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no he just knows I like my gcd heal buttons

alpine plover
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Well, some

versed kayak
wicked delta
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The WHM robes are kinda meh cus they all look the same

rapid whale
wicked delta
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But everything else looks great

alpine plover
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Nvm they suck

wicked delta
alpine plover
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U right

jolly flume
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I don't care about combat armor

alpine plover
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I use the chaotic top for my whm

jolly flume
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crafters have some nice glam though

zealous meteor
jolly flume
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so i'm happy about that

alpine plover
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Disclaimer whm is goated in chaotic

wicked delta
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I wanna use the chaotic healing top for tank

alpine plover
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Ast sucks there

wicked delta
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Lmao

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I love boob window

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Who said that

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Wasn’t me

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Anyways

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That requires actually doing chaotic and im so lazy

versed kayak
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so...unique

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visual geyser
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These sets are fiyah tho

versed kayak
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at least DT and EW have some textures to it

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the rest are just flat white fabric

wicked delta
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Baldur’s Gate 3

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Someone hopcon with me fr

loud nymph
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they've done some great work with armor textures in EW and especially DT

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DT AST AF looks comfy as fuck

versed kayak
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yeah, DT AF looks great

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and now we can finally make use of it all

loud nymph
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big warm fuzzy robe

wicked delta
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I was hyped for the DRK DT gear

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Cant wear helmet

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A certified Viera moment

lyric summit
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im gonna main this

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alpine plover
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Mb

jolly flume
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I like the ast af this expansion

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i'm a robe enjoyer

wicked delta
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Good glam

valid solar
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its peak

sick reef
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alchemist drip incoming

jolly flume
wicked delta
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Chiyo my fellow fat American what should I have for dinner

sick reef
jolly flume
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I'm not fat and you're not american

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who are you talking to

wicked delta
jolly flume
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who's fellow

lyric summit
sick reef
wicked delta
loud nymph
wicked delta
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Anyway what should I have for dinner

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Give me suggestions

jolly flume
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noodle

wicked delta
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Noodles do sound fire

visual geyser
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I can wear the everseeker gear

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This is so crazy man

jolly flume
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extremely common asian food W

wicked delta
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Almost all Asian food ive eaten has been awesome

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Almost

valid solar
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bro did not like the century egg

wicked delta
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It’s kinda like how I liked French food until they tried serving me snails

jolly flume
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snails are good

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idk a lot of the time the weird shit is actually good and you just gotta get over the mental barrier

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I have boundaries still though my friend tried to get me to try balut and I was like

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uh

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no

valid solar
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whats balut

wicked delta
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My mom’s been tryna sell me on balut too and I cant do it

jolly flume
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fertilized chicken (?) fetus in an egg

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like literally a fucking unborn bird

valid solar
wicked delta
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Yea

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Lol

valid solar
wicked delta
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I am NOT eating that

dapper zealot
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Western vegan food 🤮
Asian vegan food 👍

wicked delta
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If all vegan food was like Asian food then I would be 100% ok with going vegan forever

robust shoal
# valid solar

reminds me of the dish that's traditionally eaten with a towel over your head to hide your sins from God

wicked delta
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Huhhhhh

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😭

valid solar
robust shoal
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think so yeah

dapper zealot
jolly flume
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ortolan_bunting

Ortolan bunting

The ortolan (Emberiza hortulana), also called ortolan bunting, is a Eurasian bird in the bunting family Emberizidae, a passerine family now separated by most modern scholars from the finches, Fringillidae. The genus name Emberiza is from Alemannic German Embritz, a bunting. The specific name hortulana is from the Italian name for this bird, orto...

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in the culinary use section

valid solar
# wicked delta Huhhhhh

its like a small bird that you overfeed to fatten up, you drown it in a keg of beer, and then you cook it, hold it by the legs, and just pull all the meat off the bones

wicked delta
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I am NOT eating that either

dapper zealot
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I hate eating small birds like quail cause it's so much effort for so little meat

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I don't want to be working while I'm eating

wicked delta
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Bungo

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Hop on BG3

jolly flume
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yeah I'm not a huge quail fan

dapper zealot
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Same for crab and lobster

jolly flume
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quail eggs are nice one biters though

dapper zealot
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Like they're really good

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But too much work

valid solar
wicked delta
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Never had quail

valid solar
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I do not own bg3 I fear

boreal pumice
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bungo would be the dark urge

wicked delta
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Buy it when its on sale next time

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Its so worth it

boreal pumice
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100% worth

valid solar
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I did play divinity original sin 2 quite a bit, but ive never actually managed to finish it

jolly flume
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if I buy bg3 I fear it would take me another three years to get around to playing it

dapper zealot
wicked delta
dapper zealot
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For wedding dinners

wicked delta
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I mean vanilla is sick on its own

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I just pref playing with mods

valid solar
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what kind of mods

boreal pumice
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what kinda mods

valid solar
wicked delta
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Bruh

dapper zealot
wicked delta
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Pretty hair

boreal pumice
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bruh mods

wicked delta
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More diverse faces

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Clothes

jolly flume
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butt naked astarion of course

wicked delta
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95% of my mods are cosmetic ones

wicked delta
boreal pumice
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you dont need mods for that

wicked delta
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Well yeah but

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The vanilla char creator

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Is pretty limited

stable basin
rapid whale
wicked delta
rapid whale
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periodt

wicked delta
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Ive been feeding the girls a bunch of gear

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I should probably give some shit to the guys too

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But

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Lol

rapid whale
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sexism in 2025 smh

wicked delta
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Not sexism I am just a feminist

boreal pumice
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if your only using one party why give others gear

wicked delta
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I might turn Gale into an eldritch knight lol

stable basin
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YoshiP instantly becoming venerated again to EW levels after today

rapid whale
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fair

pine holly
loud nymph
stable basin
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I made this for you, just now

jolly flume
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4.5 months more like eight years

amber fable
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They finally implemented the mod (glamourer)

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Gg on se

thin fox
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hi i only just woke up

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did anything exciting happen in the live letter

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did yoshi p announce they're finally remembering to make the game good

jolly flume
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savage jan 6th, glam restrictions lifted, something about collapsible hotbars, criterion savage is dead

thin fox
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when you said crit savage do you mean just the super bullshit savage or the entirety of the hard mode

jolly flume
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criterion is there and we get a new "hard mode" of the variant that sits between normal variant and criterion

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savage is dead

thin fox
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#dogshitgame

versed kayak
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also no more trash in criterion

thin fox
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:/

jolly flume
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interesting trash is not allowed to exist in ffxiv

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we will forever have striking dummies that do literally nothing

thin fox
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if you try add interesting trash to the game they will kill you

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the fflogs lobby controls this game

jolly flume
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literally nobody complained about criterion trash so idk what the point of that was

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so I guess we just wait and see if the bosses are significantly improved or something

mossy eagle
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Similar to taking out an exploration zone in EW, it just seems like a whacky out of touch SE decision

jolly flume
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criterion trash was some of the most memorable moments in it unironically

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any rokkon bridge enjoyers

thin fox
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rokkon bridge is fucking hard dude

mossy eagle
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Rokkon bridge cooked

thin fox
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getting sniped from across the map

mossy eagle
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MGS from ASS was also memorable

remote gate
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did game just shard itself im stuck on a loading screen

mossy eagle
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Wait I just read a comment that they're adding echo to duty support

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Omegalul

thin fox
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oo this is different looking

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versed kayak
remote gate
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note the styches and the axes

jolly flume
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neat arena

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can they cook a fight though

thin fox
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not unlocking the tier until november 11th ICANT insane

jade nimbus
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Oh, as in you get a boost if you die in a dungeon?

jolly flume
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one of the ppl in my static brought up that last time they had to adjust a tier for gear was abyssos and we know how that turned out so this might be interesting

jade nimbus
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Poggers

thin fox
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has anyone ever had a good reason to not unlock the tier on the odd patch

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WHOA NEW AIR FORCE ONE

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ff14 saved

remote gate
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hate this one

jolly flume
jade nimbus
thin fox
jade nimbus
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No, just se being archaic

thin fox
jolly flume
thin fox
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???????????????

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can someone show me which fucking crackhead theyre going to for "feedback"

versed kayak
versed kayak
thin fox
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why is it even there

versed kayak
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it's supposedly a tiny tiny bit harder than variant

amber fable
jolly flume
visual geyser
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Casuals want things to do lol

shadow pilot
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Maybe Advanced Variant will finally be actually "Extreme" mode

thin fox
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no mention of rewards

shadow pilot
thin fox
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dont laugh

shadow pilot
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I can't

visual geyser
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Part 2 live letter

amber fable
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10 min for that hotbar

jade nimbus
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Good for him

versed kayak
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yeah, now they can finally finish the msq

visual geyser
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200 pages later

jade nimbus
amber fable
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Gotta explain how it collapse and all that

jade nimbus
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Although if the mechanics between variant advanced and criterion are entirely different, I wonder how useful it is

visual geyser
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The rewards they did show looks very good

shadow pilot
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Variant Dungeon not even Explorer mode

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🥀

jade nimbus
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Like, I like the concept of being able to do any of the 3 bosses

thin fox
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actually good ui changes? WHOA in my ff14? WHOA

amber fable
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They will implement noclippy eventually too

shadow pilot
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Will they

thin fox
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I hope this is cool but in my mind I'm just thinking MinionLaughDespair another wall boss MinionLaughDespair

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jade nimbus
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mhm, true

jolly flume
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wall bosses can be good

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however

jade nimbus
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unless it has different phases

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like o6s

jolly flume
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iti's 8 man content

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so it's probably cringe

thin fox
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you can def make a good wall boss but wall bosses in this game do not have a high batting average

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like

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necron

jolly flume
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wall bosses require that you actually use the arena space in such a way that it warrants being a wall boss

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they

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usually fail miserably at that

thin fox
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i kinda like how m7s used the wall

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having him jump around the arena

random needle
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Best Wall boss in the game, go

loud nymph
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the W A L L in heritage found

thin fox
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uhhh idk

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none of them

loud nymph
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fr though are there actually any good wall bosses

thin fox
stable basin
loud nymph
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sphene ex is ok I guess

zealous meteor
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does pandaemonium count

thin fox
stable basin
zealous meteor
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either of them

loud nymph
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oh true p10s was a wall boss

zealous meteor
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or do the side platforms make it not a wall boss

stable basin
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I'd say so, and P10S makes great use of being a wall boss

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Raids like 10s just make me stay as a tank bc they get the most mechanics

jolly flume
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quantum is a wall boss

zealous meteor
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i didn't do savage but i like P10 normal

stable basin
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Bro. legit? P10S my fav raid... im an EW baby tho

jolly flume
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titan is a wall boss

stable basin
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P10S makes me get up in the morning

loud nymph
jolly flume
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some would say p2 sucks but I think it's pretty good lol

zealous meteor
random needle
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DSR p6 looks interesting but I'm also starting to realize I'll be stuck there for a long long time

stable basin
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U will laugh about it when u clear dw

jolly flume
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idk I can't even think of many others

zealous meteor
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we're two months from the next tier now so i'm far too late to even do current savage neofox_woozy

jolly flume
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12p2 just sucked ass

untold oyster
jolly flume
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but I don't think that had anything to do with being a wall boss lol

zealous meteor
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i'll clear heavyweight though. trust

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[cope]

stable basin
random needle
loud nymph
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p12sp2 would have been shit even if it wasn't a wall boss

jolly flume
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yeah

random needle
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I still gotta clean up p3 a LOT though for consistency

untold oyster
stable basin
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P12P2 is just dog

loud nymph
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p8sp2 was fine I guess

untold oyster
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P8s is one of the few good fights in endwalker don’t @ me

zealous meteor
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p12sp2 sucks because it has worse music

random needle
loud nymph
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limitless was a nothing mech and high concepts are just puzzle mechanics

random needle
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Most things are a downgrade from The Tireless One

zealous meteor
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yea

loud nymph
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but p8sp2 was mostly good

jolly flume
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my hot take

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p8sp2 sucked

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and p1 was like 6x better

untold oyster
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White Stone Black tho …

loud nymph
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p1 was definitely better no argument here

jolly flume
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I don't even like white stone black more than embers

stable basin
jolly flume
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the guitar solo in embers fucks

loud nymph
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I guess I compare it to p12s a lot

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and p12sp2 is such dogshit

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that p8sp2 looks better in comparison

jolly flume
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phase 1s always win

random needle
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Except e8s

loud nymph
stable basin
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Top 10 ways to make P12P2 good
Delete it
thank you for reading my essay

loud nymph
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and m8s

jolly flume
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even as far back as titan

random needle
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Footprints In The Snow is dogwater

stable basin
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I think, they shouldn't phone in Phase 2 if they don't want to.

loud nymph
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honestly p4s both kinda sucked but phase 2 sucked harder with curtain call

jolly flume
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I mean the thing is

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having a straight 13 minute boss is usually more boring than a door boss in concept

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just

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they fuck up the post-doorboss so often

loud nymph
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"hey you know what would be cool, let's end this fight with a full 2 minutes of the same mechanic"

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"this will be interesting and engaging"

stable basin
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I hate repeats when it's like even 30% of the fight

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P11S be like

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It's a good fight but too much repeating

quick verge
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"good fight"

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LOL

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80% of it (generous) is repeating

loud nymph
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p11s is a dogshit fight

stable basin
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I liked it but It's nothing special

loud nymph
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it has good music

stable basin
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Yea fair take

loud nymph
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and it has like one actually fun mechanic

jolly flume
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everything about p11s besides the vibes sucked ass

thin fox
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even the nonrepeating parts of p11s suck lol

jolly flume
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dnl was a fake mechanic lotl was a fake mechanic and somehow the only real mechanic was dc because everyone has brain damage

untold oyster
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P11s don’t you mean e11s but with a different look

jolly flume
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I wish it was e11s with a different look

stable basin
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Im sorry for liking the game I play /joke

jolly flume
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then it'd actually be good

stable basin
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Yea I never think about p11s, it just kinda was there

loud nymph
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it's e11s but minus the parts of e11s that were fun

jolly flume
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spreadstackinoutslop

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snoooooork mimimimimi

untold oyster
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It’s a shame endwalker’s battle content kinda sucked ass

rain geode
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Oh wow this place look like, super evil. Pandaemonium.

untold oyster
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Only reason DSR is good is because it’s delayed Shadowbringers content lol

jolly flume
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it had its high points but a lot more low points

visual geyser
untold oyster
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Yeah…

jolly flume
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by high points I mean

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criterion

visual geyser
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Criterion peak

jolly flume
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endwalker savage was mostly just

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bleh

untold oyster
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I still need to do those

loud nymph
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I wish sqex would actually give criterion real rewards so people would do it

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but with this one coming on even patch

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that's literally never going to happen

zealous meteor
jolly flume
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I mean can I be honest

zealous meteor
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though it's of course very niche content

jolly flume
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I don't get why people don't do criterion normal more

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it's been like two years and the mounts are still worth 15 mil because nobody does it

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you'd figure that's a decent enough incentive to do genuinely fun content

visual geyser
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No unsync

jolly flume
visual geyser
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Still gotta do mechanics

rain geode
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its tucked away so I bet a lot of people dont even know about it

loud nymph
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the extent of my experience in criterion was a casual group that fell apart while learning the 1st boss of aloalo because the healer was awful and didn't fucking understand how the priority system for the adds worked

dreamy whale
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I'm encountering a dilemma

loud nymph
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I've tried looking for more groups to learn shit and like

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nobody ever seems to do it

stable basin
loud nymph
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it could be a lot of fun if people actually did the content

dreamy whale
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Viper is fun but since it's a new job the only new weapons are in dawntrail whyge

stable basin
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Yea man like, I ain't making a static for criterion lol

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Im pf till I die

stable basin
dreamy whale
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Do we think i get to dawntrail by 7.4

untold oyster
dreamy whale
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Im in post shadowbringers

loud nymph
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you got 6 weeks

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so definitely maybe

dreamy whale
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Shadowbringers took me a week to finish outside of the extra shit I did

jolly flume
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I think my total time spent in msq was like a month but I also just played like six hours a day early on so

zealous meteor
dreamy whale
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Oh truth nuke

jolly flume
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also what happened to adding weapons to the old ultimates lol

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that just reminded me

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they dropped pct and vpr for top and then forgot about everything else

untold oyster
dreamy whale
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Do we fw the portrait

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thin fox
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wait

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erm

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if savage is 2 weeks

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doesnt that mean race is gonna be easy again

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2 weeks of gear

dull drum
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notice how they decide to change glam even when yoshi p said “casters wearing armor is weird”

loud nymph
dull drum
loud nymph
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it's 3 weeks

thin fox
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oh wait yeah

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ok we're gonna have easy raids again

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yippee

dull drum
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i love my plugins

loud nymph
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I mean I'm glad they are delaying it

untold oyster
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Is one tome piece really gonna make that much of a difference

thin fox
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yes

dull drum
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yes

random needle
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It's gonna make DPS checks notably looser for sure

loud nymph
untold oyster
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Did they mention if they’re adjusting damage to account for that

random needle
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And yeah, especially for the WF crowd

For the pugs... it might be rough still, but that's just because PF is hell

untold oyster
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Or hp rather

loud nymph
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if you're clearing in week like 800 then yeah it won't matter

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but if you're aiming to clear w1 or 2 then yes it's absolutely a big difference

thin fox
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2 extra weeks of tomes makes a huge difference yeah

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you will take less damage and deal more damage

dull drum
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i guess this means i get like

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a chest piece or legs + acc

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or go the triple acc route for more i level ig

untold oyster
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Eh I’m just glad it’s not during Christmas week

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I wanna try to week 1 at some point but definitely not this tier at this time of year lol

visual geyser
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Rjajmshfjshsosnthstantitbshvw

valid solar
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do you think this includes the armor(s) that were given for being at a certain ranking

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would be nice to have those but at the same time i'd get why they'd want to keep it exclusive

valid solar
dull drum
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well yeah because all the people who grinded the feast just got fucked

loud nymph
valid solar
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then thats why

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criterion pf is more or less dead so kek

jolly flume
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but I do think

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it will still be easy lol

loud nymph
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I was thinking that I really wanted m12s to be a door boss so phase 2 could be good, but then thinking about it there really haven't been many good phase 2s after door bosses so

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idk I just don't want a repeat of m4s/m8s where p1 is good and then p2 puts me to sleep

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I'm the casualest person in this channel and even I get bored to tears by m8sp2

jolly flume
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those weren't even really door bosses though it's like

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iunno

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door bosses are better in concept but somehow they always manage to brick them

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but it's the same story with a single long fight

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by design

loud nymph
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yeah they aren't gonna make a 13 or 14 minute long fight without a checkpoint that also has a super complicated fuck you mech at the end

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and yeah I get why that is

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but they could at least make phase 2s better

thin fox
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there's no real conceptual reason why a post-door boss fight has to suck they just often do

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whereas at least a wall boss has inherent challenges to overcome with respect to how this game's combat works

jolly flume
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I have a feeling it's because the p2 is savage exclusive so they feel some weird need to style over substance it for cool factor

fierce matrix
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@jolly flume I joined a wp group im free from w1 pf

jolly flume
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gladge

untold oyster
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I was getting kinda sick of door bosses but p12s really solidified it

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P12s phase 2

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Was so yucky

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The music sucked

fierce matrix
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Bro Dice applied to join our group

jolly flume
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ew

fierce matrix
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I told our healer the tea

jolly flume
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do not let that guy cook

zealous meteor
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dynamis dice neofox_laptop ofc

thin fox
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well the problem with p12 and p8 specifically is theyre weird puzzle fights

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p4 is fine

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p4 second phase is the actually good phase!

jolly flume
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can I be real

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I think they're both pretty mid lol

timber stratus
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i liked p4 p1 i thought p2 was kinda boring

thin fox
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maybe underwhelming for a final fight but i like a solid themed fight

timber stratus
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pinax was funny

thin fox
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p4 phase 1 is just repeating half a fight twice

jolly flume
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stroking my pinax

valid solar
thin fox
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bro doesnt know

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about the dice lore

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world's best healer

random needle
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I don't know the lore either, should I be scared

jolly flume
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dice is the guy who cast 14 euk prog in a trio and then blamed his cohealer for going oom

timber stratus
#

me

valid solar
fierce matrix
#

"But they died to damage the time before hand chiyo"

#

They were just playing super safe!

random needle
#

Wh

timber stratus
#

"play safe" mfs when im late game mundo

random needle
jolly flume
dull drum
#

did you entertain the thought

random needle
#

Fourteen times. In a row. Fourteen. In a trio. Fourteen??

fierce matrix
#

My static lead doesnt know the tea

torn mesa
#

there are 2 phase savages where both halves are good.

there is no single phase final floor where the 2nd half isn't trash

fierce matrix
#

So they are looking it up on their own

thin fox
#

basically dice was a healer who became notorious in TOP prog because he would burn his mp during downtime for no reason and then pin the blame on his cohealer when he inevitably ran out of mp

#

he would spam euk prog when everyone was at full

dull drum
#

legit if you look up ffxiv dice drama on YT

#

its right there

#

front page

random needle
thin fox
#

it became extra notorious because when the cohealer tried to explain what was happening the static leader basically gaslit him into thinking it was his fault and that dice was doing the right thing by playing safe

torn mesa
jolly flume
#

the only good part of e8sp2 is darklit and the final wyrm's lament + am if you ask me

thin fox
#

when like literally anyone who saw the footage could tell that dice was being insane

jolly flume
#

darklit lol

#

icelit

dull drum
#

once you know the interrelations it makes sense

#

rin and dice are friends yada yada

torn mesa
#

icelit is a joke for any non tank role

dull drum
#

rin covers for dice despite it being clown shit

thin fox
#

i'll show you a real griefer healer @dull drum

random needle
thin fox
jolly flume
#

everyone knows rin is a clown though

thin fox
dull drum
#

pair me with villy

#

and i’ll be a real demon

random needle
#

I stand still and do nothing but press mits/heals for like 20 seconds, and maybe walk 5 steps forward into the tower if need be

thin fox
dull drum
#

LMAOOO

jolly flume
torn mesa
#

icelit as DPS: get knocked to clock, bait 3 puddles; the entire mechanic

dull drum
#

i finally realized last night that

#

parsing in legacy ultimates is worthless

#

having people hold for me boosted me to 95 pace

timber stratus
dull drum
#

instead of gray 6s

fierce matrix
#

I loved Icelit as a tank

dull drum
jolly flume
#

parsing in everything is worthless if you wanna kill the boss

fierce matrix
#

You did nothing ;)

jolly flume
#

it's so easy

thin fox
#

parsing in legacy ultimates is worthless tbh

dull drum
#

its crazy how much KT can affect the funny number

jolly flume
#

but yeah ulti parsing is like 90% of the time just having someone sb for you lol

thin fox
#

ulti is literally all KT

fierce matrix
dull drum
#

like i knew it influenced parse before hand but like

torn mesa
#

parsing is a bell curve meme: ends are people who claim it's all crit/KT, middle is people who say you need to play flawlessly well

dull drum
#

not to this extent lmao

random needle
jolly flume
#

I wanna do e12s awktrail

fierce matrix
jolly flume
dull drum
#

didnt you do it for fru prep

#

thats what my group did

jolly flume
#

we did 80 mine

#

not gear sheet

fierce matrix
#

E12s awktrail was rough

dull drum
#

o

fierce matrix
#

The damage hurts

dull drum
#

dude e12s awktrail hurts like hell

jolly flume
#

and we also skipped like half of p1 because we were short on time lol

random needle
#

How rough is e12s MiNE

fierce matrix
#

WHAT

dull drum
#

(tbf it did say it hit harder than week 1)

torn mesa
#

I have a FRU run where my crit was 12th percentile, we killed fast, and it still was a 94.

fierce matrix
#

YOU SKIPPED LIONS

jolly flume
#

yeah

torn mesa
#

There's a spectrum to this.

jolly flume
#

i'm a fraud

dull drum
#

tbf p1 was worthless

#

in retrospect

#

to fru prep

fierce matrix
#

YOU SKIPPED LIONS YOU FRAUD

jolly flume
#

prepared you to break the memory crystal and see tree

fierce matrix
#

Stolen valor

jolly flume
#

we love tree

fierce matrix
#

Get out of my sight

jolly flume
fierce matrix
#

So good

#

I love the hidden 6th phase of fru aka women into grape titty

dull drum
#

tbh i think a decent way to evaluate ultis is just looking at final phase damage

#

but i doubt people in pf know how to filter a log

jolly flume
fierce matrix
#

Back in my day you had to know the start and end time

jolly flume
#

shit hurts though

random needle
dull drum
#

awktrail e12s shiva portion is scary cant lie

jolly flume
#

the awktrail challenge runs we were doing over the last week were pretty funny

random needle
#

We're doing the Weapon EXs first though, then we'll start Eden's Promise MiNE

jolly flume
#

I had to heal! rare experience

fierce matrix
#

Which ones did you do chiyo

thin fox
jolly flume
#

2 and 11

#

and 4 for my trial

fierce matrix
#

Oh shit

dull drum
#

i do have to wonder though if dice struggled to find groups willing to play with him after the TOP fallout

stable basin
#

Sage..please no more

jolly flume
#

it's pretty funny the lengths to which we had to go to make the damage hurt though

timber stratus
fierce matrix
#

We've been doing omega since we had more blind people for it

#

And today we did alex

dull drum
#

cause i know rin karigani was bitching on twitter about people holding grudges still for him being gaslighter

zealous meteor
#

who the fuck is dice

fierce matrix
#

A7 and A10

jolly flume
#

5 stack fire tether, 2 people stack for holy

fierce matrix
#

Okay but the enrage phase

#

Did it hurt

dull drum
jolly flume
#

E11S:

  • DPS and Healers must use only the south half of the arena for all Elemental breaks. You can pass this condition on one elemental break.
  • Only 5 players may share the fire tether.
  • One DPS must pick a thunder tether once.
  • A Minimum of 2 players must share the holy tether.
  • All players must always spread for the light puddles during Burning Strike/Sundered. Light bait puddles should never touch.
  • A maximum of 3 players may be at the outer edge during prismatic before the clones disappear. The remaining players are not allowed to see the clones.
  • All players cannot use actions with heal or shield potency once the first Cycle of Faith is done casting. (The actual cast bar)
  • No tank LB 3 is allowed.
  • Players may not use anti-knockback at all times.
  • No damage down.
  • You are allowed to raise a maximum of one person during the fight.
torn mesa
#

you kill before 2nd cycle

#

or wipe

jolly flume
#

yeah you're not allowed to heal after cycles starts lol

valid solar
zealous meteor
jolly flume
#

shit basically turned shifting sky into an ultimate mechanic

deep gale
#

dice 💀

dreamy whale
#

Do I have to get a resistance weapon to unlock bozja

stable basin
#

No

dull drum
#

uh you get the resistance weapon IN bozja man

dreamy whale
#

What

fierce matrix
#

You have to get bozja to get a resistance weapon

stable basin
#

Resistance is the Bozja Relic

loud nymph
#

what what

fierce matrix
#

Its the bozjan resistance

valid solar
#

bozja is the content you do to get the resistance weapons (bozja relic)

stable basin
#

Bozja best content in the game not even close btw

fierce matrix
#

Based

thin fox
fierce matrix
#

So based

timber stratus
#

i hate bosnia

torn mesa
#

we were initially thinking of doing God Kefka

dreamy whale
#

So I'm in bozja right now huh

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dull drum
#

no you’re not

loud nymph
fierce matrix
#

Nonono

dull drum
jolly flume
#

I've never touched anything in stormblood besides 12 lol

zealous meteor
#

gangos is the hub zone of save the queen

fierce matrix
#

Youre in gangos

stable basin
fierce matrix
#

You gotta go INTO bozja southern front

zealous meteor
#

continue the story and you'll unlock the bozjan southern front, delubrum reginae, and zadnor

loud nymph
#

Bozja is the instanced duty

zealous meteor
#

those are bozja

dreamy whale
#

Ic

valid solar
stable basin
torn mesa
#

that 1 is an even tougher heal check, but we decided to just do a slightly harder version of awktrail E4S

dull drum
dreamy whale
#

I only wanna do bozja for the mount

torn mesa
#

we initially wanted to do +5% damage taken no food

fierce matrix
#

Which one

dull drum
#

id wait till the next occult crescent update

loud nymph
#

which one there's like 15

torn mesa
#

but that was a little too sketchy

dreamy whale
#

Oh

fierce matrix
#

There is like 7 mounts

dreamy whale
#

The field report

fierce matrix
#

Oh

loud nymph
#

ahaha good luck

fierce matrix
#

Good luck with that

jolly flume
#

dude that first pull had me shitting bricks

#

i'm ngl

fierce matrix
zealous meteor
#

bozja is a great way to level alt jobs

torn mesa
#

well

stable basin
torn mesa
#

we didn't even get to the hardest part

#

which is P3

stable basin
torn mesa
#

when he starts spamming tumults + raidwides

#

xdd '

dull drum
zealous meteor
jolly flume
#

I didn't even get to p3 in the guide but

dull drum
jolly flume
#

it would've been fine if I had like 5 minutes to talk it out and plan

dreamy whale
#

I can double weave viper stuff does that mean I can play ninja now

jolly flume
#

I just threw all my shit at the first one because I forgot he does it three times

dull drum
#

i stressed out in roulettes on ninja man

#

how do ninjas memorize all the mudra combos

#

i just know like

torn mesa
#

you're overcomplicating it man

dull drum
#

raiton suiton and the ice one

zealous meteor
#

ill be honest ninja is by far my least liked job

dreamy whale
#

There's only like 4 you need to know

dull drum
jolly flume
#

you only need to know raiton suiton hyoton

dreamy whale
#

Raiton suiton katon doton hyoton

jolly flume
#

rest in piss huton

dreamy whale
#

Ez

stable basin
#

Mudras are easy, you legit can just put it on your hotbar in left-middle-right order and then memorize

dull drum
#

back in my day huton was a prepull

jolly flume
#

I don't think it would even have been that big of a loss to just huraijin once a minute lmfao

stable basin
#

so for me, 123 is always X, 321 is x and etc

timber stratus
#

doton prepull rest in piss

fierce matrix
torn mesa
#

1 2 - raiton
1 3 - hyoton
1 2 3 - suiton
3 2 1 - huton
3 1 - katon
3 1 2 - doton

#

you're overcomplicating it if you use any other order

loud nymph
#

muscle memory exists

deep gale
#

it only matters what one you end on but if you aren't a psychopath you use what noble posted

dull drum
#

well i got till jan 6 to learn ninja

jolly flume
#

why are you playing ninja

vestal hollow
#

you realistically do like two mudras on nin

jolly flume
#

play a fun job

fierce matrix
#

Sometimes I like to do 231 Instead of 321

dull drum
jolly flume
#

asian theme i'm dead

torn mesa
#

I'm probably out of date with how you remember Huton

#

since it was never used in uptime before

whole estuary
#

3 mudra end in Sky

dull drum
#

they told me i could play any job just dont play reaper

#

cause fuck reaper apparently

fierce matrix
#

Reaper sucks

stable basin
#

Up to u

jolly flume
#

nobody would ever choose to play reaper of their own volition

#

so it's fine

torn mesa
#

well

#

there's Azra

#

the RPR enthusiast

#

GOAT RPR honestly

jolly flume
#

I close my eyes and pretend they don't exist

stable basin
#

Every job is just memorization at the end of the day, and every fight is memorization too

dreamy whale
#

Huton only use now is to set up trick attack if you forgot how to do Suiton

fierce matrix
stable basin
#

Reaper is so cool
but playing it...

vestal hollow
#

reaper makes me feel like im on drugs

jolly flume
#

FAKE

vestal hollow
#

in a bad way

jolly flume
#

MCH GOAT

dreamy whale
#

Mch epic

fierce matrix
#

SEE

dull drum
#

i dont memorize shit on dragoon i just hit the light up button man

stable basin
fierce matrix
#

TRIGGERED

#

Rage bait done ez

dull drum
#

rage bait so crazy i stood up

zealous meteor
#

my mch is only lv93 but i really like it :(

jolly flume
#

I actually don't even mind playing bard these days

#

but mch just makes me sad

#

26k dps in fru p5

fierce matrix
#

So you chose healer

#

Maybe he will go full circle

#

And play WHM

torn mesa
#

he plays the 2 roles that you're in jail for

#

healer/ranged

jolly flume
#

dude I started healing because I was pissed off pf monkeys kept letting us die to wc2

fierce matrix
#

Bro really hates himself

dreamy whale
#

Oh right how do I join a static do I just watch NAUR like a hawk

stable basin
#

I started healing bc it was hard to find pfs
then I did a month of Sage and was bored to tears

dull drum
#

i have yet to die to a meteors because of lack of mit btw

torn mesa
#

way too vague of a question

dull drum
#

im waiting for that day

torn mesa
#

nobody knows what type of static you want or your experience

dull drum
#

and it’ll tilt a c41

fierce matrix
#

You can join through recruitment discord with different types of static sorting

jolly flume
#

easy answer: look at recruitment server
good answer: go on metaphorical linkedin and get to know people

fierce matrix
dull drum
#

tomestone is basically your linkedin

dreamy whale
stable basin
#

check the balance discord for static recruitment chat or this discord,
You could always make a static yourself, to easily adjust hwat u want

fierce matrix
torn mesa
dreamy whale
#

Wait there's a 14 recruitment discord

#

Amazing

fierce matrix
#

Yep we run it too

torn mesa
#

it's the networking part of linkedin that you care about

#

tomestone is more like your resume

jolly flume
stable basin
dull drum
#

discord is linkedin then

valid solar
#

huhh you guys have fun raiding ?

fierce matrix
#

Yes

valid solar
#

I thought we just put up with it for glam

fierce matrix
#

When im not raiding with you

valid solar
fierce matrix
#

Gotteeeem

dull drum
valid solar
#

real

jolly flume
#

raiding is awesome for a week on patch day

dull drum
#

its like how gen z cant handle doing stuff without the obligatory subway surfers

jolly flume
#

then it goes back to making me want to sleep

stable basin
#

I play RS while doing everything

dreamy whale
#

Is there any point in doing uwu or ucob if I just wanna play viper SpeChewing

valid solar
stable basin
jolly flume
#

playing viper in a 70 ultimate is the cure to insomnia

dull drum
#

dont take viper into pre 100 content bro

#

its not worth it bro

stable basin
#

Viper sucks anywhere below 100 legit

dreamy whale
#

But im only level 81

jolly flume
#

honestly playing a 70 ultimate at all is the cure to insomnia

#

sue me

valid solar
#

90 vpr is ok, you still have reawaken at least

stable basin
dull drum
#

reawaken 1234

loud nymph
stable basin
#

Do current raid tier and then go into ultimates

dreamy whale
#

Ohg ok

loud nymph
#

or RPR

stable basin
#

I genuinely mean this, Viper in anything below 100 is yawn simulator

#

You have like no buttons, straightup

valid solar
#

viper at 100 doesnt have buttons either

stable basin
#

Also true

dull drum
#

you dont have reawaken til 90, at 90 your reawaken doesnt even have the ogcd filler so its literally just

#

1234

torn mesa
#

big sub day

image.png
dreamy whale
#

I think its fun but maybe thats bc I played warrior for arr and the next 3 expansions

valid solar
stable basin
#

I did a lot of UCOB as Viper and never again

spice path
#

Whats actually coming in 7.40? We got told all this stuff but it won't all come Dec 16th...

jolly flume
#

normal mode

stable basin
#

War has more buttons and more going on as a tank fundamentally

valid solar
#

I did my first clear of uwu as rpr and then after that I swapped to monk

jolly flume
#

lol

torn mesa
fierce matrix
#

Oh

#

Nvm

#

I cant read

jolly flume
#

this guy is stupid

fierce matrix
#

Stfu

valid solar
#

did they say when the glamour changes are happening or does that come with .4 drop

fierce matrix
#

I just woke up

torn mesa
#

average NA reading comprehension

fierce matrix
#

Give me a break

loud nymph
#

that would be with .4 drop

torn mesa
#

to be fair

stable basin
#

they just said .4

valid solar
#

ok cool thats the most important thing

fierce matrix
dull drum
#

watch it be .45

fierce matrix
#

I can read at a 8th grade level

stable basin
#

Please no

jolly flume
#

I can read a few letters at a time

#

need to take a break between them

fierce matrix
#

I can actually count to 4

#

5 is too much

spice path
#

So like. The three weeks before savage all we have is normal raids and the EX?

loud nymph
#

maybe variant/criterion too

fierce matrix
#

Unreal, normal, msq

loud nymph
#

but yes

jolly flume
#

oh yeah there's an ex

fierce matrix
#

Ex

#

Thats about it yeah

#

Which is fine tbh

jolly flume
#

fuck me dude we have to do that for weapons

stable basin
#

I still gotta catch up to msq so no ex for me 😭

jolly flume
#

waaaaah

fierce matrix
#

Crafted gear drops

#

New fish possibly for fishers

stable basin
dull drum
stable basin
#

I will sub on dec 16

fierce matrix
#

Tbh its good to do this cause that way ex pf doesnt die the second week of the patch lmao

#

Let's people spend time to enjoy the content and the holidays

loud nymph
#

yea it'll die 3rd week of patch instead

jolly flume
#

I have to do my alt's msq too

#

madge

fierce matrix
#

Hey better than before

torn mesa
#

I don't know, I think EX always dies in like a week, even if there isn't other surrounding content

#

Arkveld is a good example of that

fierce matrix
stable basin
#

Me farming ex to 99 totems 🥹

jolly flume
#

I don't know if we're doing splits but even if we aren't I'll probably have to use the alt to help friends anyways

#

I get pinged like 5 times a day during peak content periods asking me to fill a slot for reclears or something because nobody wants to heal

fierce matrix
#

Maybe its cause they like you

stable basin
#

Do you enjoy healing

jolly flume
#

I enjoy being in control of not dying yes

#

because pugs can't be trusted to do that

jolly flume
stable basin
#

Same reason I healed actually, I got nothing witty to say to that

fierce matrix
#

But I can be control of you dying

#

Its called not turning on stance

jolly flume
#

dude

fierce matrix
jolly flume
#

do you know how many times my pct died to the first buster in bee

stable basin
#

Tanks 1#

jolly flume
#

because my fucking drk could not remember to stance on

zealous meteor
#

i love healing because i have a god complex

torn mesa
#

do you guys know

fierce matrix
#

My favorite is doing that in m5s

torn mesa
#

what the hardest mechanic in P6S is for me?

#

synergy

zealous meteor
#

(i have hwatever the opposite of a god complex is actually)

fierce matrix
#

I gotta sandbag

fierce matrix
#

The swapping shit?

torn mesa
#

the buster

#

lol

fierce matrix
#

Oh the fucking double buster

#

Smfh

jolly flume
#

that's a third eye

torn mesa
#

I've also said this many times

jolly flume
#

actually though I was having so much fun in fatebreaker making melees take the buster

torn mesa
#

hardest type of mechanic to uptime as melee?

#

any that require the tank to drag the boss

fierce matrix
#

Just be the tank

#

Ez

#

Thats what I do

dreamy whale
#

Is there any way to unlink my character from kupo bot if it's linked to a deleted discord account

torn mesa
#

it's kind of crazy how many tanks can't drag the boss

jolly flume
#

I wanna play tank for a tier or ultimate but I can't escape jail

torn mesa
#

given how utterly braindead it is

fierce matrix
#

You should've seen me in m2s

#

I drove that bitch like a Honda civic

jolly flume
#

also my melees would probably hate me

fierce matrix
torn mesa
#

I'll give a simple answer

#

if you've played melee and tank

#

you should have no issues with moving boss

#

if you've only played tank, you almost certainly have some issues

fierce matrix
#

Yep

#

Basically the truth

torn mesa
#

cause you have to play melee, and get a bad tank

jolly flume
#

I can move a boss just fine but I point pandora at the party during the wings dark and light cast

torn mesa
#

to understand just the stupid shit some of them do

fierce matrix
#

I feel bad when I dont get it centered properly and it does the lil like quick rotate jump

#

Let alone the stupid dragging people do

torn mesa
#

okay the funniest 1

#

is when MT with tether

#

in FoF during FRU

#

decides to not stand on the boss hitbox

#

so the boss flies towards them

jolly flume
#

oh and they yank it away

#

from the other group

#

LOL

fierce matrix
#

My favorite is when you are super far in

jolly flume
#

i don't have that much cancer