endgame-lounge

[kind elm]

like, Wormhole u mean? as in TEA?

[robust shoal]

ppl call dsr p3 wyrmhole

[kind elm]

oh wtf

ive never heard that

[finite plank]

plenty of people would call it that, i'd call it that when dsr was new

[clear plume]

@rapid whale what is this nami champ I see on my screen

[rapid whale]

fish food

[clear plume]

Engage braum the lck special

[torn mesa]

what if

KT wins this series

[clear plume]

Peter actually having such an insane summer

[torn mesa]

and beats Gen G. yet again

in Semis

only to ger 3-0 by T1 in finals

[clear plume]

Yeah that won’t happen the kt rollercoaster doesn’t work like that

I can see them like winning a game or two and looking promising and then losing to Gen g but nothing more

Good chance they don’t even win this series honestly

[torn mesa]

HLE - Gen G was more competitive than I thought it was going to be

[rapid whale]

damn doggo

[torn mesa]

how can he walk

with such heavy balls

[clear plume]

Idk, they went to 4 games in lck finals too, and it’s not like those games were the most one sided, half the games went to 40m pretty even and the game hle won there was also the fastest in the series

[torn mesa]

it's more so I thought everyone in HLE looked super inconsistent except Viper

and that was true up for most of the last split except those playoffs

and was true for swiss as well

[rapid whale]

damn, aurora hurts

unlucko tho gg

[clear plume]

Hle is definitely an inconsistent team, but yeah, they’re good individually to stand up to the must be this tall check that Gen g has

[torn mesa]

for summer split especially, they seemed like the clear 3rd team in LCK, behind both Gen G and T1

[clear plume]

Gen g isn’t a dominant laning team they just minimize risk knowing they’ll team fight later the best, so if you get ahead which hle can and have viper to out team fight sometimes yeah, they can win those games

Hle definitely needed to sort some things out yeah

[torn mesa]

delight and zeka especially

are super coin flippy

[clear plume]

I’m not convinced delight started playing better either or if Leona and naut are just not his champs

He really tried to force those then got to playoffs and went back to rakan braum alistar neeko and got way better

Having some kite back potential might just be how he wants to play engage champs wouldnt be the only one like that

Zeka just had some fuckin weird ass summer though yeah he wanted to put Zeus in summer split mid lane is running it down jail to remind him of old times

[rapid whale]

am i wrong for thinking this zoe pick is a bm pick :^)

[robust shoal]

it's weird for sure but they have zoggs waveclear and gigatank sion to make up for viego being squish

[clear plume]

i described the zoe viego as skins picks yeah

[rapid whale]

aint no way he walks away

ok they got him

[clear plume]

you never pick zoe into skarner reksai if you think youre not already won

[rapid whale]

is this a series or just a sacrificial game

what a chaotic game

wat was that

y bro run mid

surely jover now

[robust shoal]

I wonder how much Cuzz knows about Hwei

he seems to know the combos

[rapid whale]

picto players dunno shit /s

[robust shoal]

kinda funnyt hinking of a viego stealing hwei and just being like wtf is this imm just press qwe and dip

[rapid whale]

lmao

[clear plume]

i think he did that first fight legit

the dragon one

i think bdd just told him to qe we and be happy

after it

[wicked delta]

Sooooo true (idk what any of that means)

[sick reef]

league of legends speak in endgame lounge, riot is eternal

[wicked delta]

I will go on a personal crusade against league of legends

[sick reef]

@wind elbow

[wicked delta]

Remove the rot from our society

[rapid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/zoolander-ffxiv-the-vault-dungeon-wol-gif-17343867916712737463

[spice path]

Goodness I woke up, read that, and thought I'd had another stroke and forgot either English, or what ffxiv was.

[wicked delta]

I wish I forgot what FFXIV was

[dapper zealot]

What's that? This is an undertale server, please keep on topic

[wicked delta]

Undertale

[lyric summit]

https://tenor.com/view/undertale-story-of-undertale-house-fire-bad-romance-undertale-the-musical-gif-17009512744453042851

[random needle]

Yeah no, like others said, I'm in DSR p3 now (I think, p2 is still a lot)

[kind elm]

icic

[daring pine]

@wicked delta dude

i did ONE high level roulette

holy shit

huge?!

[remote gate]

911??????

[wicked delta]

Hey thats where that one Brute Bomber guy lives, hope hes ok

[daring pine]

LOL

[rapid whale]

I'm to dumb to the joke

[wicked delta]

He literally lives in residential district 911

[tired egret]

take 600 out of it, and you get 311

https://tenor.com/view/investigate-311-gif-13702611

[lyric summit]

9/11/2011

[zealous meteor]

what happened on november 9

[trim frost]

she will never live that one down

[loud nymph]

you've got me all mixed up, don't know what to do, next thing you turn around and find the person is you

[visual geyser]

6 7?

[zealous meteor]

so is there a name for the kind of aoes where one tile of the arena is highlighted and then it explodes in a + shape

i keep calling them bomberman aoes but i doubt that's a name anyone else uses

[random needle]

https://tenor.com/view/bomba-bomberman-exploding-gif-8159393212782380670

I mean... If it works

[zealous meteor]

yeah that's why i call them that

but idk what the actual name is

[worldly grotto]

I call them crosses honestly

[whole estuary]

Kneel before Zilartian wisdom and die

[loud nymph]

knowing this game the actual name is probably something stupid and esoteric from 8 years ago

[random needle]

I don't know if there even is a "formal" name, I think crosses are reasonable

[daring pine]

yeah i just call it a cross aoe

[random needle]

For ones where it's like, a 4x4 grid with 3 bombs so there's only 1 safe tile and it's the one with no bombs in the same row/column, I guess you could call that sudoku

[wicked delta]

The shitlines of the ages - something from Coils probably

[daring pine]

whm whm whm whm

[zealous meteor]

glares at you

[daring pine]

wow

[zealous meteor]

(three times)

[wicked delta]

[zealous meteor]

(then has to wait two minutes)

[daring pine]

this is such

a cool opener

thrilling

[wicked delta]

DSR eyes

[random needle]

I LOVE HEALER DPS ROTATIONS RAAAAAGGHH

[zealous meteor]

you say this as if sage or scholar are any better

[daring pine]

i think i prefer sage's one to the others

[zealous meteor]

ast at least has a bunch of weaving

[daring pine]

ok but sage has phlegma

[zealous meteor]

phlegma b--

[random needle]

I'm gonna see p4 tonight, trust

[wicked delta]

Sapph how did DSR go yesterday

I fell asleep mid stream

💀

[random needle]

We saw p3 twice

And I think I did p2 perfect a few more times than that, but wipes still happened because Sanctity is a funny mech

[wicked delta]

Still sick

[daring pine]

tobi i got lucky with my roulettes for aetherwells

[zealous meteor]

wasn't this your first day

[random needle]

Yes

[wicked delta]

Nice

[wicked delta]

Yea but Sapph is with like

[zealous meteor]

that seems. fast

[wicked delta]

Some cracked gamers

Lmfao

[zealous meteor]

STILL

[wicked delta]

Half of endgame lounge is in that group

💀

[zealous meteor]

dsr isn't something you can corpse drag someone through right

[random needle]

Suffice it to say that I am the bottleneck there lmao

[zealous meteor]

so she's at least doing her best

[random needle]

Oh gods no

[wicked delta]

Most part no

But you can do callouts

For 1 person

[daring pine]

sapph i believe in yo

u

[wicked delta]

If everyone else knows what to do

[zealous meteor]

well yeah but you still have to execute it

[random needle]

The main callout I've been relying on is honestly the safe color for Strength

I need to adjust my camera to get a wider angle again, I think my cat messed up the settings

[wicked delta]

With enough reps

Strength js like

The easiest mech

The only thing I struggle with is that im a fucking European

[daring pine]

@zealous meteor they put you in the game

[wicked delta]

Those rocks get my ass

[zealous meteor]

wtf

they stole my name

[wicked delta]

Why are you only lvl 50

Are you 50 years old

[daring pine]

cuz i didnt have samurai unlocked on my main

[wicked delta]

Do we have 50 year olds in chat

[zealous meteor]

im 24

[wicked delta]

Basically 50

[wicked delta]

Yknow the terrifying part is that we could

And I wouldn’t know

[random needle]

The first mechanic is the easiest one

[zealous meteor]

how old are YOU then

[daring pine]

i think i might need to unlock more allied societies

[wicked delta]

Everyone in their early 20s and oh theres a 50 year old man here

[daring pine]

tobi is 20, no?

[wicked delta]

23

[daring pine]

wtf

[wicked delta]

Young and beautiful

[daring pine]

unc

[zealous meteor]

holy shit you're an infant

[random needle]

(though it's also immediately followed by Sanctity, which is. A lot)

[daring pine]

uncle tobi

[wicked delta]

You are ONE year older than me you fucking fossil

[zealous meteor]

you're BABY

[random needle]

I'm currently still trying to unpack Wyrmhole

[zealous meteor]

why is the baby swearing at me :(

[daring pine]

is it normal to sneeze so hard you crack your back

[wicked delta]

My father taught me

[zealous meteor]

i don't think so,

[zealous meteor]

wow what the fuck was your fucking father thinking. fucking idiot

[daring pine]

when i sneeze is it a protean

[wicked delta]

Not easy for a lot of ppl

Some people cant even do P1 Sapph

Lol

[random needle]

"easy" is a relative term in ults, I'm aware

[wicked delta]

Truly I believe if you cant do P1 in DSR you probably should never raid again

[zealous meteor]

can someone drag me through p4s so i can unlock dsr. i'll clear it in one pull. trust

[random needle]

Can you stand in one (1) tower

If so, you can do p4s

[wicked delta]

Too hard sorry

[zealous meteor]

idk that seems difficult :|

[wicked delta]

I sat in a PF with 2 casters who couldn’t do that

For an hour

We were stuck on the second phase

[random needle]

Honestly though, DSR is such a breath of fresh air after I spent two damn months freezing my kneecaps off in e8s

[wicked delta]

I should level my Specter alt

Shes beautiful

[zealous meteor]

specter?

[wicked delta]

I love evil women

[zealous meteor]

[wicked delta]

My pfp

Her name is Specter (Arknights)

Shes my wife

[zealous meteor]

like. ffxiv alt?

or something else

[wicked delta]

Happily married for 5 years

[daring pine]

i thought u were gay

/j

[random needle]

Like, wow, mechanics that have more than 3 variations! I have to think about what I'm doing instead of just repeating the same healing pattern again and again just to watch the main tank gallivant into an orb early during Light Rampant!

[wicked delta]

Don’t let your wife stop you from finding your boyfriend

[wicked delta]

I have an alt based off her character in FFXIV, yes

Shes where I got WAR to max level

And also why I hate the job so much

[zealous meteor]

war is fun,,,

unga bunga

[wicked delta]

WAR is fun if I want to play like a brainless hack

[zealous meteor]

yeah that's why i like it

i have no brain

replaced it with popoto

[wicked delta]

Open your eyes to a more fun job (Gunbreaker)

Why the FUCK is this in my playlist

[zealous meteor]

no thoughts in that head

only unga bunga

[daring pine]

pat pat

[wicked delta]

What was I cooking back then bruh

Still listening tho

[zealous meteor]

featuring wHO

[daring pine]

look at what im listening to

[wicked delta]

LittleJayneyCakes

Apparently

[zealous meteor]

no the first name

i recognise it and i'm pretty sure it's not for good reasons

[wicked delta]

icant

[daring pine]

🔥

[wicked delta]

All I know from that dude is that he made mlp songs or whatever lol

[zealous meteor]

im also listening to good music

[wicked delta]

Time to listen to MCR

[random needle]

I'm just singing Athena, The Tireless One to myself

[zealous meteor]

fair

you should get bee my honey stuck in your head

[daring pine]

tobi

look again

[wicked delta]

My wish for Halloween is for my boyfriend to dress up as Gerard Way

[zealous meteor]

[whole estuary]

I don't remember this loporrit

[wicked delta]

The fuck is this supposed to sound like

😭

[daring pine]

peak

[zealous meteor]

honey b lovely but she's addicted to cigarettes

[wicked delta]

Okay guys

I need some help

Brainstorming

Im trying to make a character that represents me n shit

[daring pine]

me if i was honey b lovely

[wicked delta]

Stuck between what style I should give him

Gyaru or goth?

[zealous meteor]

you're american?????

[daring pine]

gyaru

[whole estuary]

Gyaru

[daring pine]

kin kin!

[whole estuary]

Marce!!!

[daring pine]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-cuddle-rabbit-paws-bun-gif-4648764039920886348

i did a gpose today

[worldly grotto]

Gyoth

[daring pine]

wol with her sister

TWO roes..

[whole estuary]

I see you have indulged.....

[daring pine]

more hands to pat the bnuu

[whole estuary]

Red roe and blue roe

[daring pine]

nuh uh

da roes

the pointers

[whole estuary]

Roe roe

[daring pine]

roe your boat

[zealous meteor]

i hired this potato to point at gay people

[jolly flume]

job stone punishable by death

[daring pine]

hey

[jolly flume]

just saying

[daring pine]

i know this popoto

[wicked delta]

So true

[daring pine]

chiyo my m7s might not be cooked

[zealous meteor]

whoa

[daring pine]

i found friends to fill most of the slots

liv was there also

fun time

[daring pine]

whoa..

[visual geyser]

THE EDGE IS CALLNG TONIGHT 😩THE EDGE IS CALLING TONIGHT 😩😩

[random needle]

THE SUN IS SETTING 😩 DARKNESS TAKING OVER 😩
A DATE WITH CHAOS AND YOU'RE DRESSED TO THE NINES

[loud nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/stranger-of-paradise-final-fantasy-origin-chaos-jack-gif-21978837

[worldly grotto]

Oh I love Devil May Cry

[vestal hollow]

DEE EM CEEE TWO?

DONTE IZ BEST GAEM HIM CHUT DE GUNE

BLEASE BINTY BLAY DEE EM CEE TWO

[worldly grotto]

Cringe

[vestal hollow]

how

[worldly grotto]

Cause I said it is

[vestal hollow]

cringe

[worldly grotto]

Now you’re getting it

[jolly flume]

c-cwinge >_<

[zealous meteor]

did you have a stroke

[vestal hollow]

?

are you too young for this

[zealous meteor]

not too young but i think we just weren't in the same circles

[vestal hollow]

https://youtu.be/_fft6a2JlhY?si=Gx7mQfl9NqFpHd-K

youre too young

[zealous meteor]

i was never into vinesauce i'm sorry

[vestal hollow]

the youth are uncultured

[zealous meteor]

aren't you 25

[wicked delta]

The youth

[zealous meteor]

you're YOUNGER THAN ME

[wicked delta]

The younglings

[zealous meteor]

YOU'RE a youngling

infant.

[wicked delta]

Found your family photo

[jolly flume]

you're all old

[loud nymph]

yep

[random needle]

The only vinesauce things I really know is "speen" and "grand dad"

[wicked delta]

Shut up grandpa

Not you Kinger you’re a cool guy

[jolly flume]

giving you the old man role in my server

[zealous meteor]

infant

[wicked delta]

Wtf

[jolly flume]

wait it has admin perms I can't do that

i'll just make another one for you

[wicked delta]

Why am I being singled out

When there’s OLDER PEOPLE in there

[jolly flume]

it's not my fault you're so bullyable

[wicked delta]

Im not…..

[random needle]

My age is... irrelevant, I'm old enough to drink alcohol and then the numbers don't really matter after that

[jolly flume]

I'm the youngest in every raid group every time

still spry

[wicked delta]

Your knees crack every time you get up

[jolly flume]

true

[wicked delta]

Spry my fine hot ass bruh

[dreamy whale]

I'm old and decrepit

[jolly flume]

proof?

[wicked delta]

I thought you were straight

[dreamy whale]

22 is the new 50

[jolly flume]

straight men are the gayest creatures on the planet

didn't you know

[wicked delta]

True

[alpine plover]

Tobi prep your fine hot ass for chaotic

Tomorrow

[wicked delta]

Still not sending you a pic of my ass though

[random needle]

I'm in a superposition of "youthful" and "my joints are glowsticks"

[zealous meteor]

im just gonna assume you're 40 years old then

[wicked delta]

[alpine plover]

[random needle]

[wicked delta]

The edge

Of universe

I forgot to add “the” before universe

I may actually be the worst typer of all time

[jolly flume]

[wicked delta]

[vestal hollow]

tobias is

uh

whats the male version of a cougar

a silver fox?

[wicked delta]

What in the world

What is that supposed to mean

[deep gale]

[worldly grotto]

I think they’re calling you old

Ancient

Unc

[wicked delta]

They’re literally older than me

[worldly grotto]

Takes one to know one or whatever the fuck

[zealous meteor]

tobias is a baby

little baby man

barely an infant

[vestal hollow]

no im not

ur like

35

[zealous meteor]

he's baby

[wicked delta]

Id be a hot 35 year old

[quick verge]

ok unc lets settle down

[rain geode]

I wish I was hot

[jolly flume]

@quick verge come sub dsr tonight :3

[quick verge]

why would i ever do that

[wicked delta]

Id rather be called a slur than unc

[jolly flume]

because dsr is peak content

[wicked delta]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

[random needle]

You can watch me scream and cry in confusion and terror in p3

[wicked delta]

I just got home and now idk what im gonna do

[jolly flume]

sleep

[steep narwhal]

sleep

copy cat

[jolly flume]

yep

i said it first

meow

[steep narwhal]

[wicked delta]

[steep narwhal]

but yeah

js sleep

[loud nymph]

hop on dark souls 2

[wicked delta]

I havent played a dark souls game in years

Tbh I am tired as shit so if I sleep I won’t be as irritated

[stable basin]

Go to sleep

[steep narwhal]

sleep time

[wicked delta]

Is it socially acceptable to sleep at 4 pm tho

[steep narwhal]

im currently in the library thinking of ways on telling this guy to shut up

[steep narwhal]

i mean

can js nap

for 1-2 hr

then like wake up and do something

[wicked delta]

What is he doing

Thats true

[dapper zealot]

Just take multiple naps in a row

[steep narwhal]

hes js being loud asf

and my head alr hurts

[jolly flume]

mb

[wicked delta]

I’ll make my grocery list and then eep

[steep narwhal]

dont use chatgpt for it!!!

[wicked delta]

[random needle]

Hit him on the head with a book

[steep narwhal]

yeah its u

bc hes a fucking cs major

[dapper zealot]

Buy cheese

[random needle]

https://tenor.com/view/yshtola-rhul-nichijou-shocking-akatsuki-member-miqote-gif-26974016

[jolly flume]

all cs majors are the same

[steep narwhal]

no

they fr are

[wicked delta]

Obnoxious men?

Those are the only ones ik irl

[steep narwhal]

calling them men

is an insult

to men

i fear

[sick dirge]

absolute cinema

[wicked delta]

😭

[jolly flume]

jesus just tell me to hang myself

[random needle]

I need more Nichijou/XIV animations

[steep narwhal]

sorry creature

[jolly flume]

CRESTURE

[steep narwhal]

sowwi

[loud nymph]

when I did my engineering curriculum intro classes many many years ago the ratio was about 40:1

I'm sure it's even worse in cs

[steep narwhal]

yea

im sure it is

i wouldnt know though

[wicked delta]

A friend of mine does like

Electrical engineering

They only met like

3 women

Everyone else was a dude

[steep narwhal]

bro

someone is watching a youtube video

no earphone

in the library

bro

go to the fucking upstairs area

[loud nymph]

I think in one of those classes it was literally 39 or 40 men and one woman

[steep narwhal]

we literally have a social area in the library

upstairs

[wicked delta]

I joked about it being yaoi haven and they deadpanned n went “they’re all homophobic toby”

[steep narwhal]

PLEASEE

STOP DOING THIS

IN THE STUDY ZONE

https://tenor.com/view/everydayonecat-everyday-one-cat-cat-gamer-cat-gaming-everyday-one-cat-gaming-gif-13343335575443703710

[steep narwhal]

ok maybe theyre cooked

im convinced all the cs majors here

are gay

[wicked delta]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wiggle-crazy-cat-zoomies-gif-9877358298643393466

[steep narwhal]

im convinced chiyo gay

tenyu gay

who else was cs major

[wicked delta]

Chiyo gay is probably true

[steep narwhal]

i think the cs major at my school

r probs gay

never talk 2 women

not tht women want to anyways

[worldly grotto]

Nothing gayer than talking to women

[steep narwhal]

i think our school evacuated the cs building

bc someone smelled so bad

[wicked delta]

Ahahaha

[steep narwhal]

they thought it was chemical leak

[wicked delta]

No way

[steep narwhal]

[wicked delta]

LMAOOOOOOO

[worldly grotto]

That’s fucked up

[steep narwhal]

bc the chemistry building is right next to

the cs building

[worldly grotto]

Fascinating people in CS

[loud nymph]

cs majors are never going to beat the allegations

[steep narwhal]

and they thought we had chemical leak

bc LOWKEY

LOWKEY

someonen triggered the fire alarm

[jolly flume]

?

[steep narwhal]

sorry

[loud nymph]

now imagine this is probably a person who shares a dorm room with someone else

that poor roommate

[steep narwhal]

i bed his roommate

also smells like him

[daring pine]

you what

[wicked delta]

You would probably kiss a man if you got something out of it

[steep narwhal]

bet

[jolly flume]

?

[steep narwhal]

i dont think

he needs something

out of it

[jolly flume]

??

[steep narwhal]

BHAAHHHAAA

[wicked delta]

You asked to see my ass earlier

[steep narwhal]

DAMN

[wicked delta]

[steep narwhal]

tobi

ppl charge money for tht

[daring pine]

tobi we're going 2 balmung

[wicked delta]

Im not sending that for free

[jolly flume]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-jump-นกโดด-นก-โดด-gif-13943434

[versed kayak]

marce about to sell tobi for gil

[daring pine]

yes

[steep narwhal]

i think there was like a few cs majors i knew

tht were girls

[daring pine]

need more gil

[steep narwhal]

and they only have horror story for me

[wicked delta]

Im not for sale

Okay

100 mil

Thats lowballing it too

[daring pine]

hey

i can merc a clear with that

[versed kayak]

how much :D

[daring pine]

ok tobi get in the bag

[steep narwhal]

i can get a good deal for u

i know all the balmung freaks

i can sell u well

[wicked delta]

😭

[jolly flume]

i love puppies

[daring pine]

guys

[steep narwhal]

they actually

[wicked delta]

Samoyed

[daring pine]

look at my friends cat

[steep narwhal]

dont erp anymore

😭

[jolly flume]

reformed

[steep narwhal]

or at least

[wicked delta]

The redeemed title

[steep narwhal]

not in public

probs still do in priv

[daring pine]

cat

[dapper zealot]

anymore

[wicked delta]

Cat

[steep narwhal]

bro

i thought i did somehting wrong w my blood smear last week

and then the prof was like

guys i used wrong heater setting for slide warmer

[steep narwhal]

LOTS OF IMPROVEMENT

character development

[jolly flume]

character development

man

get out of my head

[rain geode]

1/5 Dawntrail role quests done.

[daring pine]

devolvement more like

[steep narwhal]

.

bro

u need to stop

[jolly flume]

[daring pine]

chiyo

im prob gonna get bored in 7.5 and go to balmung

if u see me there

no u didnt

[dull drum]

how bored in 7.5

peak ultimate drops

relax

[daring pine]

true

[dull drum]

four lords peak

[jolly flume]

i don't go to balmung anyways

[worldly grotto]

Werlyt ulti please

[steep narwhal]

this is true

chiyo's balmung is in his house

[daring pine]

lulu

[jolly flume]

I don't even have a house anymore

[daring pine]

how do i get hit on in xiv

nobody sends me tells

[jolly flume]

I demo'd mine on gilgamesh

[steep narwhal]

step 1

catgirl/femra

[pine holly]

Hoping to finish dsr soon, we're at the end of p6

[daring pine]

ok thats a lie i got a tell from a bunboy like yesterday saying he loves my outfit and my car

char

[wicked delta]

Bunny girl optional

[worldly grotto]

Play fem miqo/au ra/viera

[daring pine]

but like, male bun

so

i just said thanks and left

[steep narwhal]

im literally getting stalked rn

so

[wicked delta]

I unironically have limsa simps in EU

😭

[daring pine]

i failed the first step

gg

dude i only got hit on twice

[jolly flume]

goth bunnygirl diff

[daring pine]

the first was a male miqo and i laughed at him 😭

then he left

[steep narwhal]

i dont even respond to my tells anymore

[wicked delta]

If I knew life could be this easy I would’ve transitioned into a goth woman

[steep narwhal]

unless its my friend

[daring pine]

the 2nd one

was a fem highlander in the quicksands

freaked up

[steep narwhal]

THE MALE MARKET IS BETTER

JUST MORE OBSCURE

[wicked delta]

😭😭

I mean

I dress alt irl

And I have women hit on me instead

[steep narwhal]

im telling u

[daring pine]

i dont get hit on irl thank god

[steep narwhal]

rich women r better clients

if i am getting hit on irl

i cant tell

[wicked delta]

Im as fuck irl

So not only do people like rage baiting me

They also like getting me all flustered

And im like

Bruh

Let me LIVE

[steep narwhal]

im js stupid socially irl

i remember this one guy invited me over and i was like

[wicked delta]

My bf was rage baiting me for an hour straight till I almost suplexed him

[steep narwhal]

sorry

i want popcorn chicken rn

and then he said he would get some the way and i was like

sorry

i want to play games and eat popcorn chicken

[trim frost]

genuinely embarrassing m8n party

[wicked delta]

Jesus Christ

[steep narwhal]

gulps

[wicked delta]

The fumbler

😭

[steep narwhal]

and then i dmed my friend

and i was like

this guy is so weird

[trim frost]

i'm in full cruiser accessories i literally have the lowest hp here

[steep narwhal]

and she was like

i think he was trying to get u

[steep narwhal]

where isi my content

[trim frost]

bro

[steep narwhal]

bro

[trim frost]

if i try to stream on this laptop it will literally burst into flames

[wicked delta]

Thats how i felt when

[steep narwhal]

thts ok

free heate

r

[wicked delta]

An old friend of mine told me all of the sudden

That they had a crush on me

Hardcore

[trim frost]

thats it ur getting incinerated

[wicked delta]

And I was like ???

I asked another friend abt it

And friend was like oh yeah

You were literally too stupid to notice

I look back in the dms

This person literally said

I love you

To me

And I said “thanks”

IN RETURN

😭

[steep narwhal]

wait

[trim frost]

i wonder if the girl i had a crush on in college knew i did

[steep narwhal]

we r the same

i remember someone told me tehy loved me

and i was like

i love u too!!

ur like my closest friend

ur almost like the older brother iev never had

gulps

[wicked delta]

[jolly flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1211885582586876014/1408269634213515396/image0.gif

[steep narwhal]

WHAT

[jolly flume]

i'm judging.

[steep narwhal]

WHY

[trim frost]

onii san

[wicked delta]

Its weird for me cus like

Idk

People have crushes but maybe its cus

Ive rarely had them in life

That I cant see the signs

[steep narwhal]

i wish tht was me

but im js stupid asf

[trim frost]

college was the one and only time i ever felt like i had a crush and then i was too spineless to ever admit it so it's over now lol

[wicked delta]

A girl told me she fell for me in middle school because I told her to shut the fuck up during a project

And that was a confusing experience

[steep narwhal]

YOOO

FREE MONEY

[trim frost]

MONEY

[steep narwhal]

NOOOO

MY MONEY

[trim frost]

MY APES

[steep narwhal]

UR APES??

[wicked delta]

I actually gave it a try too but turns out she only liked it when I was being a dick lmfao

[steep narwhal]

gulp

why does it say

tobi is in the dsr mines

[trim frost]

my special unique apes valuated at $230,000.... gone forever............

[steep narwhal]

when he literally

[wicked delta]

I am trying but pf deadge af

[steep narwhal]

only religiously does

mentor roulette

.

[worldly grotto]

Cool story bro, watch this

📸

[wicked delta]

I have been sitting in parties almost every day for 3-5 hr

And they don’t fill

[steep narwhal]

dw

[wicked delta]

[steep narwhal]

in 2 months

ill be free to carry all my kittens

[wicked delta]

Im gonna

Make

[trim frost]

:3

[wicked delta]

Lasagna

But I don’t have milk

[steep narwhal]

idk what ulti i would do first

maybe dsr

[trim frost]

my tea :(

[wicked delta]

My Shayla

[steep narwhal]

idk

[wicked delta]

Going to the store without a bag

[steep narwhal]

im gonna see whats more popular first

[wicked delta]

Hopefully I don’t regret it

[dreamy whale]

Today I get to 80 on bsm

[steep narwhal]

if its dsr i dsr if its tea i tea

if its fru i fru if its top i top

[daring pine]

no u bottom

[steep narwhal]

im not doing uwu or ucob unless someone is begging me on my knees or i rlly like hte person

[zealous meteor]

imagine topping

[trim frost]

what about

aloalo

[wicked delta]

You can’t imagine

[steep narwhal]

i have group for it

[trim frost]

oh hate me

[loud nymph]

how could someone be on your knees begging

[zealous meteor]

i don't have to imagine

trust me

[steep narwhal]

i am writing lab report rn

my brain cannot think of grammar

[wicked delta]

We know

[zealous meteor]

(don't trust me)

[jolly flume]

nobody will ever convince me to go in 70 ults again

[steep narwhal]

only blood

[steep narwhal]

idk i have liek some ppl

i would do for

[clear plume]

I’ve told my ex I’m not helping her with uwu bc I don’t want to step foot into it fr

[steep narwhal]

but other tahn tht

u better like

rlly want it

[jolly flume]

there could be a gun to my firstborn's head

and I would not do uwu again

[zealous meteor]

this is why you shouldn't have children

[clear plume]

She was like “what if you really like the person who’s asking” and I was like “they can really like better content idc”

[steep narwhal]

i js

[zealous meteor]

[wicked delta]

Whats your obsession with giving up your firstborn lately

[steep narwhal]

watch a video during uwu

[jolly flume]

well

[steep narwhal]

remember

[jolly flume]

I dislike children

[steep narwhal]

hes gay

[jolly flume]

[zealous meteor]

chiyo's firstborn gonna be sold off in 50 parts

[wicked delta]

😭

[steep narwhal]

he cannot have a firstborn if he cannot born children

[zealous meteor]

can still have children

[steep narwhal]

so all these words r meaningless

[trim frost]

MY MONEY

[wicked delta]

I hope I don’t have a firstborn cus id sacrifice them too

[steep narwhal]

also im p sure ive seen

[zealous meteor]

simply get together with a pre-everything trans man. boom. gay child

[steep narwhal]

chiyo in uwu before

so...

[trim frost]

what is pre-everything

[wicked delta]

Mods hate us

[trim frost]

is that like everything bagel

[zealous meteor]

pre-hrt and pre-surgery

those are the main things that make pregnancy kinda impossible

[dull drum]

heh playing nikke in public diverts my aggro

its like infinite shirk

[daring pine]

this

stupid lala

[dreamy whale]

can I make money as level 80 blacksmith

[zealous meteor]

ALKA ZOLKA MY GOAT

[jolly flume]

you haven't

[daring pine]

fuck scholar

[steep narwhal]

depends

[wicked delta]

Well you’re you and im me

[steep narwhal]

i have

[zealous meteor]

excuse me?

[wicked delta]

I can play nikke in public and still get women

[zealous meteor]

but i like scholar.

[jolly flume]

the last time I was in uwu was literally like two years ago

[zealous meteor]

i LIKE scholar

you're not allowed to dislike scholar i LIKE IT

[daring pine]

fuck scholar!!

[steep narwhal]

ACTUALLY

[dull drum]

fuck whms

so done with them

[steep narwhal]

IT WAS APRIL 2 2024

NO

29

[clear plume]

You’d be surprised how much “random level 66 crafted gear” has decent prices sometimes

[zealous meteor]

fuck scholar?

[clear plume]

You won’t get rich off of it, but you can make money from it

Especially accessories

[trim frost]

i have nothing against people who play nikke but trying to claim it's not a horndongler game and 'just has good gameplay' is silly

[jolly flume]

that's basically 2 years bruh

year and a half

...

[steep narwhal]

not exactly tho.

[jolly flume]

explode

[wicked delta]

I mean tbf

You just

Start tuning it out

At some point

Cus there’s so much of it

And the gameplay is aight

[trim frost]

i simply choose not to perceive

it cannot hurt me

[wicked delta]

I got bored of it so I don’t play it anymore lol

But I do like some of the character designs still

[trim frost]

ok well it can hurt me because my adsense keeps throwing it at me

[rain geode]

Funnily enough I just reinstalled nikke since I need something to do in queue

[steep narwhal]

i dont think vaclors even plays

gacha

[trim frost]

not anymore no

even when i did i never spent money on it

[wicked delta]

Can we get nikke but its all sweaty buff men who shoot guns

[trim frost]

live a hero i think it's called

[wicked delta]

What the fuck

[steep narwhal]

how did u know

so fast

?

[clear plume]

There are a million better things to do in a q than load up hornybait gacha slop

[daring pine]

sastasha save me

[trim frost]

smilers

my tl is full of gay japanese men it's hard to not know

[steep narwhal]

why is ur tl

[daring pine]

oh copperbell

[steep narwhal]

im gonna start reposting cats for u

[rain geode]

I dont believe you

[trim frost]

who do u think plays highlander bruh

[jolly flume]

guys...

[steep narwhal]

theyre either hella straight or hella fruity

[dull drum]

[steep narwhal]

no in between

[jolly flume]

my fucking lemonade...

[clear plume]

Hey now, I know like 3 gay singaporeans who play highlanders instead

[steep narwhal]

BAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

LMAOOAOAAAOOA

[zealous meteor]

but i think you're on EU

[trim frost]

and ur not gonna give me their contact info

ok

[jolly flume]

yeah i'm kms

[steep narwhal]

[wicked delta]

Oh no 😭

[daring pine]

im a level 18 marauder sam u dont wanna q with me

[zealous meteor]

i got halatali

[jolly flume]

this world is so cruel

[trim frost]

nyu

deserved methinks

[clear plume]

One of them used to be my cohealer back in early stormblood

[worn bluff]

i should level my THM

[trim frost]

i heard some ppl say that healers who play old man characters tend to be more normal/reserved than standard healkittens

should i heal next tier

smiles

[wicked delta]

Theres a dog

Sitting by my feet

[kind elm]

bark

[wicked delta]

I must resist the urge to pet

[trim frost]

barkbalm

[worn bluff]

do not resist

[kind elm]

pet me

[steep narwhal]

depends

[jolly flume]

my bad.

[steep narwhal]

u barely play the geame.

u log on to stare at urself.

https://tenor.com/view/cat-staring-staring-cat-cat-meme-silly-gif-8623286337175973578

[jolly flume]

I've been playing a lot recently...

[steep narwhal]

to stare at ur catgirl

mfs say "A lot" and its gonna be liek

[jolly flume]

she's not even a catgirl put some respect on her name

[steep narwhal]

a lockout of a raid or something

[jolly flume]

more like four hours of normal raid roulette

[wicked delta]

I pet the dog

[steep narwhal]

ok

now thts

ur own fault.

[jolly flume]

i'm at 1350 now

[steep narwhal]

just use guildhest

[rain geode]

so close yet so far

[jolly flume]

still have to do these dumb ass role quests tho

[trim frost]

should i become the exception

[wicked delta]

I wanna make an old man alt so bad but I already have too many alts lmao

[dreamy whale]

I was like "hmm dancer is pretty easy this is fun"

[trim frost]

toxic bara whm incoming

[steep narwhal]

the old men can be as bad as the heal kitten

in a diff way

[trim frost]

ohge

[dreamy whale]

And then I unlocked saber dance

[trim frost]

thats true

[steep narwhal]

whenever i get old man in my roulette thts healer

theyre js bad

in a diff way.

[trim frost]

yea ,

[loud nymph]

saber dance is hard?

[worn bluff]

m hroth are usually good i feel

[zealous meteor]

what about healpotatoes

[wicked delta]

I had a bara old man sage tell me he wanted to eat me one time

I was like well I don’t taste good

[dreamy whale]

Extra meter to manage that's really easy to overcap

[steep narwhal]

^

[dull drum]

THIS IS NOT TRUE BRO

[steep narwhal]

some of them can js

be weird too

[dull drum]

EXHIBIT A: GAMING GRANDPA

[steep narwhal]

so theyre weird and bad

[wicked delta]

This mf “let me try at least ;)”

I was like ok

[trim frost]

who the fuck is gaming grandpa

[wicked delta]

Whatever man

Just heal me

[steep narwhal]

the weirdes tells i get

r from male hyurs

[trim frost]

mb

[wicked delta]

Male hyurs are freaks fr

They don’t get slandered enough

[dreamy whale]

How come I don't get weird tells

[trim frost]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-gif-8235706385860475221

[zealous meteor]

i have not gotten a SINGLE weird tell

[wicked delta]

You don’t have gay energy

Or woman energy

[trim frost]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/420275562313941013/1199600858363605052/caption.gif

[rain geode]

well you are a lala

[dreamy whale]

Where are all the weird fmiqos

[rain geode]

so im glad lmao

[rain geode]

well Im right here

[zealous meteor]

i was a fem miqo for six months

[jolly flume]

healer race tier list:
S -
A - Lalafell
B - Catgirl, Femra, Elezen
C - Hyur (because nobody plays them), Hroth, Roe
D -
F - Catboy, anyone with a Titania EX weapon

[random needle]

I'm surprised I haven't gotten more freaks asking after me for being "exotic"

[wicked delta]

I had a fem miqo hit on me when I was in a cutscene

[dreamy whale]

[steep narwhal]

ok

i was looking for the screenshot

[trim frost]

unfortunately the most toxic healer i've had in savage in recent memory was a lalafell whm named meteion'was right

[steep narwhal]

but icant find it

[dreamy whale]

I was going to craft the fae crown dancer weapon

[steep narwhal]

bc i sent too much cat gifs

[wicked delta]

Where viera

[rain geode]

I feel like every male hroth healer I play with is really good

[jolly flume]

oh I forgot

viera goes in C

maybe B