#endgame-lounge

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dreamy whale
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yea

tall field
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Very much agree on this

vast jacinth
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Themis this isnt a secret just look at m8s

dreamy whale
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but my friends :c

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they'll be sadge

versed kayak
vestal hollow
vast jacinth
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And move your main to NA

dreamy whale
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Yea true I do have an alt already on EU

versed kayak
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tbh, the difference isnt that huge for you anyway

vestal hollow
versed kayak
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since its 100+ on either region

vast jacinth
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But the time is different

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Like time wise NA would be better no?

dreamy whale
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maybe the 20ms difference will be enough to cast gauss round between heat blasts

versed kayak
dreamy whale
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I go to sleep around 2am

versed kayak
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actually nvm, EU would be earlier if they're NA, I'm oopid

vast jacinth
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Jup

dreamy whale
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I get home from work and limsa dead

versed kayak
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so it'd depend on your work/school

dreamy whale
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I go to work at 10pm eu server time nd get home 3 am

vast jacinth
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Yea

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You wont be able to raid on eu ngl

dreamy whale
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do we have any preferred worlds on NA

daring pine
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can i have my reclear please

vast jacinth
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The only 3am partys you will find are degen proggers on the weekens who wanna kill a fight or a rare ultimate party

vestal hollow
versed kayak
dreamy whale
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I see

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last time I was on cuchulainn it was kinda dead is that gonna still be an issue

versed kayak
versed kayak
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probably the lowest population DC in the game right after Materia, the OCE DC

dreamy whale
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my homies said it was ok bc lots of east coast raiders play on eu

vast jacinth
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You can DC travel though

vestal hollow
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thats crazy talk

dreamy whale
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oh dear

versed kayak
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but thats the only time it can really work

vestal hollow
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all the east coast raiders are... on na.

vast jacinth
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Like i play on EU ... at 3am eu time

dreamy whale
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ok let me

vast jacinth
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Only club pfs are up, msq help pfs, or ulti reclears

daring pine
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cherry why u awake so early

vast jacinth
dreamy whale
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let me get all my furniture from the house

daring pine
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ooo

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i see

vast jacinth
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Ye

daring pine
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i just couldnt sleep

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blame liv

tall field
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Ill occasionally see arkveld ex sometimes in pf too

versed kayak
dreamy whale
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I'm in Shadowbringers

versed kayak
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nvm then

dreamy whale
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Is weeaboo police still in famfrit

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Hmm

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Maybe crystal DC would be good

shy obsidian
dreamy whale
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Good good

rain geode
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once Im capped on the green currency is there much point to running level cap and expert roulette?

amber fable
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No

rapid whale
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that being said try to be capped before patch if you plan to get crafted gear since it's about 1500 currency to make crafted set iirc

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the extra 500 can be used for pots

random needle
rain geode
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First walk done that was a lot harder then any AR ive had to do so far

whole estuary
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I think you'll like the Second!

boreal pumice
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Camel nut killing peps mewpaissa

rain geode
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We shall see probably not gonna get to do it over the weekend since I need to go to bed soon and Im probably gonna need to gear my DNC for it

rain geode
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I uh really hated the I believe third boss, everything else was pretty fun yeah

amber fable
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3rd boss is best there

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rest are kinda mid

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2nd walk is easier I think

rain geode
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The one where theres like 3 guys I forget if that was 2 or 3

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Although admitedly the complaint is more on the games system then the fight itself

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the games targeting system feels like it entirely breaks down when theres more then 2 enemies to deal with

slender lichen
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are you using cone targeting

rain geode
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I was awhile ago I dont remember feeling like it changed much

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I could try going back it certainly cant make things worse

dapper zealot
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I started using focus target on the 3rd boss, makes it easier

pale blade
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You’d think that people would develop some kind of self-preservation in San d’Oria

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but nah

ripe bough
ripe bough
dreamy whale
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Hmm

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I'm in a bit of a pickle now

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I'm in NA now so I have better ping

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But most statics don't do old content I think

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How is one supposed to git gud in this economy

true beacon
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old content won't teach you new fundamentals

dreamy whale
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Old content will MINEbrain me

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And then I come up with stupid ass shortcut strats like sacrificing the off tank for 6 seconds of uptime

true beacon
wicked delta
dreamy whale
shy obsidian
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god it's been a while since I touched the game
maybe I should M5 to warm up

true beacon
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want a sge

shy obsidian
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hmmm maybe

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sitll doing homework rn tho

dreamy whale
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Now that I don't have to worry about messing with static role allocation should I figure out what job I actually wanna play going forward

shy obsidian
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but hmmm
should I learn a melee DPS for the next tier? I'm still deathly scared of those jobs in harder content, so I wanna warm up to them

dreamy whale
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Truly this may be John Moomoo black mage arc

wicked delta
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Im still stuck on if I wanna melee or tank

shy obsidian
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hmm... should I learn samurai or ninja...

wicked delta
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Real gamers do both oda

shy obsidian
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or reaper? idek

dreamy whale
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SpeChewing lowkey transferring back to NA is so freeing

wicked delta
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Why were you on EU in the first place

clear plume
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@rapid whale yeah na is not making top 8

shy obsidian
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hmmm oh btw do yall wanna traverse some pilgrims

rapid whale
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lmao

shy obsidian
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...when i'm done with my homework, that is

dapper zealot
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Help, I somehow got dragged into TEA after helping unlock it

clear plume
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Same shit again, trade atakhan for farming your raptors, quad engages with taliyah for baron content meanwhile inspired bwipo is staying back

wicked delta
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Its 8 in the morning im staying in my damn bed Bedge

clear plume
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So they just lose

dreamy whale
rapid whale
shy obsidian
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wait I'm not kept up with league
is my girl Taliyah really meta?

clear plume
wicked delta
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Im a European in NA servers so I can’t judge OMEGADANCEBUTFAST

clear plume
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We love inspired!!!

rapid whale
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isnt the whole point of that set up you feed taliyah then get to use ult for map presence

clear plume
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We did good last year after gank heavy plays and fast tempo

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So this year let’s farm jungle for 25 minutes and literally let everybody know you’re never going to dive them

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So they can play disrespectful as hell in lane

clear plume
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I’d be happier if he locked in nasus

dreamy whale
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Lol

shy obsidian
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wait Nasus is in the meta??? what

clear plume
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The issue is he’s doing this on early game gank junglers

dreamy whale
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No im bring silly

shy obsidian
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ah

dreamy whale
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I stopped playing after they giganerfed ardent censor

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No more chunking health bars with sona q

shy obsidian
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so how do I get all the oils for the new hairstyle

jolly flume
dreamy whale
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Hozier dungeon

wicked delta
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What will I find in the church

rapid whale
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hell

dreamy whale
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Snails

whole estuary
dreamy whale
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Take me to snurch I snurship like a snog on a snaturday snight

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I'll tell u my snins so you can snarpen ur snife

jolly flume
rapid whale
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o ur alive

wicked delta
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Please

pale blade
dreamy whale
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I would rather play goo goo babies than listen to the pulse version of a long fall

jolly flume
wicked delta
jolly flume
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I conked out in my chair for a bit after raid

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and then woke back up and decided to go do more normal raid roulettes

dreamy whale
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This is so ass who let gran pulse cook

rapid whale
wicked delta
jolly flume
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respect the grind

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I would've kinda liked to just push for 1300 today but uh

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eepy

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and gotta do chinese grave visitation things tomorrow morning so

wicked delta
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Fair

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Won’t respect the grind but ur a real one

jolly flume
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one has to wonder why at no point in this sage's entire career have they considered pressing eukrasian prognosis instead of single target shielding every player after a raidwide

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truly a curious specimen

wicked delta
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Ive played with 6 different white mages who all individually apply regen to people instead of pressing medica 2/3

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You just stop being surprised at some point

wicked delta
rain geode
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Should I know what vana'diel is

dreamy whale
rapid whale
wicked delta
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Idk what vana’diel is

rain geode
wicked delta
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I skipped cutscenes

rapid whale
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The game that made xiv possible because it made so much money

wicked delta
dreamy whale
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Oh chat I need ur help

shy obsidian
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okey dokey who wants to traverse some pilgrims with me!!!!

wicked delta
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No. Baldur’s Gate 3

dreamy whale
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12 is my favorite game in the series and so I got tactics so will I enjoy it

rapid whale
rain geode
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I wish I still need my clear this week

shy obsidian
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I can't be a gay dragonborn I'M SO SAD

rapid whale
wicked delta
rain geode
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I really hope when I go back and do EW ARs theyre just in FFXIV lmao

shy obsidian
shy obsidian
rapid whale
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Yeah ew ar are actually xiv studf

dreamy whale
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FF 11 be like "go to mount doom at 5:23 in the morning while facing southeast to get a buff to crafting this specific ring"

slender lichen
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liking the story of other ff games but skipping this one is lol

rapid whale
dreamy whale
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Lmao

shy obsidian
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soooo which job will make me want to die the least in pilgrim's traverse?

rain geode
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and Im about to go do Arkveld ex soon

shy obsidian
dreamy whale
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Has a gcd stun so you can ignore all the one shot mobs

jolly flume
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tanks are kinda slow but pld is like near impossible to die on

whole estuary
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Shield bash liiiiives

jolly flume
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unless you really try

rapid whale
jolly flume
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personally I think pct is one of the best feeling jobs in DD but

dreamy whale
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Is mch still the best dd job

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Solo

whole estuary
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I PCT below 70 and PLD above

rain geode
rapid whale
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Sounds expensive

wicked delta
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Ive eaten bullshit on PLD that I shouldn’t have

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Lmao

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Or something went really really wrong

jolly flume
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pld doesnt even need to tank privilege shit

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you just press shield bash because for some reason they just made everything in PT stunnable besides like one enemy per set and mimics

wicked delta
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But maxed out aetherpool and steel I literally just live 99% of things

rain geode
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its like 1.5m to 2m per set I choose to buy and I need 5 so rough

dreamy whale
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Maybe I won't join an FC until I'm max level on everything

wicked delta
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Why

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FCs arent for raiding

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Lol

rapid whale
jolly flume
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guys why did my picto in level 100 content just do 7.3k dps

dreamy whale
whole estuary
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Doing normal Cruiserweight is also 740

wicked delta
whole estuary
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No one probably wants the tokens anymore

wicked delta
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Oh it was Bapple? Its because hes bad

jolly flume
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toxic

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fuck you

rapid whale
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Yeah if you just want hear to enter just use the normal raid stuff

rain geode
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So weird actually needing to gear

wicked delta
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What did I do bruh

jolly flume
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be nice to the old man

dreamy whale
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So wait

wicked delta
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Im nicer to him than to most people

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That counts for something

dreamy whale
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Are FCs just non portable discord atp

jolly flume
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you join an fc to make your food last 45m

wicked delta
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Yea kinda lol

jolly flume
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and for no other purpose

wicked delta
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FCs being for raiding died when cross world travel became a thing

dreamy whale
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Agony3 fuck bro I dont have access to free raid food anymore

wicked delta
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And even cross DC travel

jolly flume
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food is like pennies on the dollar

wicked delta
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Thats some Heavensward shit

jolly flume
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unless it's the first day of a patch or smth

dreamy whale
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My mocueca and roast chicken...

wicked delta
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Buy mate cookie

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Its not expensive

jolly flume
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bapple has enough mate cookies for the entire server

dreamy whale
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Its ok my culinarian is at 70

wicked delta
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Do you think he will give me some if I ask him nicely

whole estuary
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Maybe a tax free discount

wicked delta
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Please some cookies for the poor

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Man im fucking hungry

jolly flume
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you called him bad and now you're asking for cookies

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ungrateful swine

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toxic

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smh

wicked delta
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Shut up fatass

jolly flume
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??

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yall see this shit

wicked delta
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You just called me a SWINE

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I think its warranted

rapid whale
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i think i made like

jolly flume
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🐷

rapid whale
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5k of each food

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back at patch start

wicked delta
rapid whale
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idk i have social anxiety giving food means they have to like me right /s

dreamy whale
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SpeChewing soon tm

rapid whale
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dawg

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what are you doing in this channel /s

wicked delta
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They say the quickest way to a man’s heart is his stomach

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Or something

dreamy whale
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I have outgrown blounge

shy obsidian
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should i get a story skip for my alt or should I just suffer on my own

rapid whale
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i story skipped and cheesed levelling by doing it on sch for fast dungeon q's then swapping to smn for the msq

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then raided on picto cuz it wasnt that many levels

wicked delta
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Somehow it feels weird to imagine you as anything but a pictomancer

shy obsidian
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ah yes
planning to do scholaring and samuraing and barding on my alt

wicked delta
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Like when I think “Discord user Bappletrees” I also think Pictomancer

shy obsidian
rapid whale
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you can't make me

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i'll take my 50 barse in uwu and be content

wicked delta
robust shoal
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pad harder coward

wicked delta
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My boyfriend has everything at 100 and I also only think of him as a MCH player

shy obsidian
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anyone wanna traverse on this fine night with me

dreamy whale
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Do I really want to level blm from 10 to 70...

rapid whale
shy obsidian
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oh btw
what type of job main you guys see me as 🥺

dreamy whale
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Ninaj

rapid whale
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i think when i ran m4s with you, you were playing gnb no

wicked delta
shy obsidian
dreamy whale
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Lol

shy obsidian
wicked delta
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Ive never played with you so idk

shy obsidian
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I also main astrologian and sage and dancer and pictomancer, hehe

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...i really need to expand my horizons

rapid whale
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i just play ez mode picto and pretend i'm good at the game

shy obsidian
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god I wanna learn bard but likeeee
for some reason I'm intimidated

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not by the song timers, but by every other buff button?

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it's easy, but I'm still scared for some reason

rapid whale
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like most things in xiv reps will solve it

shy obsidian
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sighhh

wicked delta
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I wanna play more reaper

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But dancer is just so free

rapid whale
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speaking of

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does dnc play particularly diff at 90 than 100

shy obsidian
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double enshroud scares me

rapid whale
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im guessing its just the bonus step to std step

wicked delta
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Not really imo

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Basically the same shit with like 2 extra buttons

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Lol

rapid whale
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cool

jolly flume
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yeah it's kinda lame

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finishing move is alright

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last dance is slop

tame shuttle
shy obsidian
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hehehehhehhehe

wicked delta
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Finisher move slop

jolly flume
tame shuttle
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Aloo

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🐐

shy obsidian
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god i also really wanna get into samurai but no matter how much guides I read, the optimization never makes sense to me

tame shuttle
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Thats not yaycarby

wicked delta
jolly flume
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then just don't optimize

tame shuttle
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There we go

wicked delta
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They nerded the CD

jolly flume
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roll your gcd and win

wicked delta
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Double shroud is piss easy now

rapid whale
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@clear plume can we just ban na from entering worlds this is embarrassing

jolly flume
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is na getting stomped by asia or something

shy obsidian
jolly flume
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story of na gaming in a nutshell ig

rapid whale
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disgusting

wicked delta
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Glad I dunno what any of that means

shy obsidian
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god there's so many jobs I wanna learn

clear plume
wicked delta
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I don’t play league of legends

rapid whale
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all for a singular broil

jolly flume
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now you're speaking my language

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greeding my deploy so one guy gets propagated by it and fucking dies

shy obsidian
shy obsidian
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why teamfight over that...

wicked delta
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That’s stupid

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Why would they do that

rapid whale
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na

wicked delta
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Fair

tame shuttle
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True

rapid whale
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it's like their staff only booked hotels until today and they are dead set on going home

tame shuttle
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Oof

shy obsidian
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decision paralysis

rapid whale
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just pick one

jolly flume
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this happens

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disturbingly often bruh

steep narwhal
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mb

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tag urself

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i'm the bard

sick reef
jolly flume
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that's no nap that's a whole ass two year coma

wicked delta
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Im uhh the red mage

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Pick which one

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Idc

loud nymph
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I'm the WAR who just wants out of roulette sigh

trim frost
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artemis

craggy marsh
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Okay chat time to buy 1000 pots of jet black dye from the mogstation

jolly flume
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I can finally sleep

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@sleek moon 100 in 2 days 105_ICANT

wicked delta
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I am at like 2955 comms or so

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I need to get to 3k…

rain geode
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Alright Im going to have to actually learn the DNC opener at level 100 is one of the first jobs I got to 100 but it suffered from the fact you rarely play the job higher then level 50 while leveling it

craggy marsh
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People dont look at who they com and just com the top person on the list

wicked delta
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I’ll just let it happen overtime

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Not playing that shit ass content willingly ICANT

craggy marsh
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Why do guildhests even exist still

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They dont teach you anything

wicked delta
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For the desperate to unlock battle mentor

craggy marsh
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Man that one fight with the sword guy guildhest really prepares players for...uhh...

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Killing bosses before mechanics happen

ember quartz
trim frost
wicked delta
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Battle mentor

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😭

trim frost
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aintnoway

craggy marsh
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I say as lvl 100 players dont know aoes

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Or left from right

wicked delta
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I was like “why”

craggy marsh
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Or what cardinal positions are

wicked delta
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“It had less potency”

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I just thought well man idk how i can respond nicely

craggy marsh
wicked delta
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So I just said oh wow

ember quartz
craggy marsh
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The game teaches you bad advice early on

wicked delta
craggy marsh
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Like really bad advice

wicked delta
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This was self taught

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✌️😂

trim frost
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guildhest npcs verbally abuse you for no reason

craggy marsh
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XIV players can handle it

wicked delta
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Theres one guildhest with a morbol

craggy marsh
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They aren't babies

wicked delta
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NPC literally shitting and crying

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My bad bro im playing dancer

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My standard just hits everything around me even if I don’t want it to

craggy marsh
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We need more npcs to verbally abuse players

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It builds character

jolly flume
craggy marsh
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I have a friend who doesnt want to do island sanctuary bc she has anxiety from the mammet yelling at her

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I have nothing nice to say to her regarding that

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Except for bro its a video game

craggy marsh
timber stratus
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least fragile ff player

wicked delta
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I ain’t got shit to say thats just

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Wow!

craggy marsh
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I mean she also didn't show up to work one day bc someone in XIV said something mean to her in a dungeon

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She's uh

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Interesting

jolly flume
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tactful taskmaster got me fucked up

wicked delta
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Thats undiagnosed mental health issues territory

timber stratus
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idk if she should be on the internet if she has that much issues with flame

craggy marsh
timber stratus
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speaking of flaming, hop on fellowship

craggy marsh
wicked delta
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Age old “you wouldn’t survive a 2012 cod lobby” but its actually true this time

jolly flume
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forget a cod lobby

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how'd she survive school

wicked delta
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Lol

craggy marsh
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She was home schooled

jolly flume
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oh

craggy marsh
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So that says everything

jolly flume
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well there you go

wicked delta
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That checks out

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This can easily be fixed

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Get bullied by your siblings at home

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It builds character

craggy marsh
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FF attracts the most fragile people imaginable (which btw its okay to be fragile but its not everyone else's job to keep you happy)

jolly flume
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I don't have siblings

wicked delta
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Yeah you do give only child energy

timber stratus
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i have 5 older siblings and i played wow for 15 years

craggy marsh
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Got my ass BEAT by my older brother

timber stratus
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yeah i have a scar on my forehead from my brother throwing me into a radiator while we were playing WWE

wicked delta
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My older sister pushed me off a bike bc she thought it was funny

craggy marsh
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And now I'm closing in on a house sale in 2 days cuteSit

timber stratus
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and it cracked my skull open

jolly flume
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that is pretty funny

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L

wicked delta
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I was like yeah okay I almost broke my leg but fair it was funny

craggy marsh
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Ty brother

wicked delta
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Mind you shes like 10 years older than me

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So she was like

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16

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Bullying a 6 year old

timber stratus
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based

craggy marsh
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Tbf that is pretty funny

craggy marsh
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Based sister

wicked delta
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I just spawned in what did I do!!!

timber stratus
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Be a kid

craggy marsh
jolly flume
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my cousin has a scar on her elbow from one time where I literally just fucking ate her arm as a kid

timber stratus
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Kids are stupid and cringe

valid solar
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once when we were visiting canada I picked up a piece of snow that looked like a pre formed snowball and chucked it at my brothers head but turns out it was actually just a block of ice covered in snow

valid solar
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that was unfortunate

jolly flume
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idk

jolly flume
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I don't remember it

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but she holds it against me forever

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I was a pretty awful child though

craggy marsh
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I burned a penny once and dripped it on my little brother's leg when we were kids

jolly flume
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if I wasn't breaking something I was injuring myself

craggy marsh
wicked delta
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I was also a shithead when I was a kid but I got away with it because I was cute

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I punched a guy in the face and claimed it was because he was looking at me wrong

jolly flume
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?

wicked delta
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And that somehow landed me an apology from HIM

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I was like ???????

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Well idk how that works out but im taking it

craggy marsh
jolly flume
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gaslighting successful

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I guess

ember quartz
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ngl they should change solemn trinity to a boss fight with only 1 mechanic

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limit cut

valid solar
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is solemn triniity from pilgrims

wicked delta
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So checks out

craggy marsh
wicked delta
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Kinda like how I was on the train once

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And This lady next to me kept giggling n shit

ember quartz
craggy marsh
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One of these days you're gonna stumble across and Akiyama side story and make it rich dw king

wicked delta
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Normally I mind my business but I REALLY wanted to know what was so funny

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I look on her phone screen

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She was talking

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To

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ChatGPT

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LIKE FLIRTING WITH IT

craggy marsh
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H U H

wicked delta
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THE THING CALLED HER HONEY

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I was like okay

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Ive seen too much

timber stratus
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real person btw

wicked delta
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I will continue to mind my business

valid solar
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yeah theres a whole subreddit for AI boyfriends/girlfriends, I go there sometimes

timber stratus
#

this is why we are cooked

jolly flume
#

I giggle at my phone on the subway sometimes and I think I must look really stupid

craggy marsh
jolly flume
#

but it's usually just my friend sending me highly offensive youtube shorts

wicked delta
#

Our society…

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We’re so fucking cooked…..

valid solar
#

go off king

craggy marsh
#

I giggle on the bus bc of this chat sometimes I ngl

timber stratus
#

i cant wait until all social aspects are replaced by ai slop

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tbf i already feel like i only talk to ai playing fellowship

#

these guys are bots

craggy marsh
#

But I know they have an automod

wicked delta
craggy marsh
jolly flume
#

if you think about it

ember quartz
#

Persona?

jolly flume
#

the LLMs are all under 18

craggy marsh
#

Persona?

wicked delta
#

Persona?

ember quartz
#

i am thou thou art i

wicked delta
#

I only scrolled for like 1 minute and I already feel mentally ill

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Im good man

craggy marsh
#

They have more mental illness than us

#

I feel insulted

wicked delta
#

And here I thought I was a delusional pos

#

It could always be worse ❤️

valid solar
#

insanity (thinking pf will clear) vs insanity (thinking the chatbot loves you)

craggy marsh
#

Honestly that sub reminds me that my life isnt all that

jolly flume
valid solar
craggy marsh
#

I may have a colon thats slowly killing me but atleast I'm not in love with a chatbot

timber stratus
#

sounds like an anime title

craggy marsh
ember quartz
#

how do i turn my house into baldesion arsenal/forked tower

jolly flume
craggy marsh
#

I think its silly that you're not allowed to play boobytraps in your house irl

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What if some rapscallion tries to break into my abode while I'm sleeping?

wicked delta
#

I mean

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Home Alone is a successful movie

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Its fine to place boobytraps if you make entertainment out of it basically

craggy marsh
#

Hmm

timber stratus
#

booby?!=

craggy marsh
#

Gonna do a boobytrap like that one saw movie with the guy glued to the carseat but hes forced to read the aiboyfriend sub

jolly flume
#

me personally I have an antipersonnel mine wired up to my doorbell

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my last doordash guy didn't read the instructions

craggy marsh
#

His fault

wicked delta
#

I think the closest to a trap ive had in my house was like

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I was cleaning my kitchen

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Put all the pans on the floor

trim frost
wicked delta
#

My nephew walked in

timber stratus
#

look down

wicked delta
#

And tripped over all of the pans

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No I didn’t help him

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I just laughed at him

craggy marsh
#

The closest trap I did was putting a circle of salt around a slug

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I was 9

timber stratus
#

i set up a bucket of soda on a door once for my ex

trim frost
timber stratus
#

like a cartoon

trim frost
#

i think my boobs are becoming more toned lately

timber stratus
#

W

rain geode
#

With gil being tight maybe I need to look into occult crescent since aparently the gear from that is 745

jade nimbus
#

mhm, I mean

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don't you have tome gears?

dapper zealot
#

it's a slog grinding for occult gear

rain geode
#

I mean I only get 450 of the stuff a week

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and I want to gear like 5 differnt jobs to see what I actually like

daring pine
#

yeah the occult gear is very grindy

rain geode
#

guess it would be better to figure out how to actually earn some gil then

dapper zealot
#

start crafting

rain geode
#

A good long term plan but it also just takes time to train the crafters

rapid whale
#

Wtf I did criterion for fun this content is lit

rain geode
#

I dont even know what it is but if its as slow as people say probably not worth the hassle

rapid whale
#

It's like extreme dungeon

#

Mechanics more involved than normal dungeon

#

Trash pulls are more like mini bosses

torn kindle
#

From what my friend says regular criterion is fun

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Criterion savage is just CBT

#

You have to put in 10x more effort for basically worse rewards (if you’re doing Sil’dih/Rokkon)

craggy marsh
#

Crit savage never interested me bc the rewards were worse than my mother's cooking

#

SE please stop thinking materia is a meaningful reward

torn kindle
craggy marsh
torn kindle
#

If they want Materia to have value then dungeons should stop giving them

craggy marsh
#

Materia will never have value bc theres no variety in what materia you use

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Nobody is gonna give a shit about tenacity or piety

#

Its all the same shit

rapid whale
#

full meld tenacity so you never have to mit /s

jade nimbus
craggy marsh
#

I mean they really should rework tenacity

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Its the tank stat

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Yet its not really worth getting stuff for

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Make DH a dps stat or something

jade nimbus
#

I mean, they should

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but I'm sure the excuse or reason is that the game system would fold on itself if trying to change stats

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same reason we have DH and Crit

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like, given how linear stats are

craggy marsh
#

XIV doesnt have builds which is good

jade nimbus
#

it is definitely one of those things that require low effort, as they just take stats from before, and upscale them for the new ilvl

trim frost
#

materia as rewards conveys a sort of expectation that you'll do the content enough times to not want to/be able to redeem the standard rewards and therefore you need something for which to spend the extra currency that you will definitely get

rapid whale
#

closest thing to builds is diff sks/sps tiers ig

craggy marsh
#

But it also does feel lame that everyone basically wants the same shit

trim frost
#

but it makes no fucking sense for something like crit savage

tired egret
#

make Tenacity better by ahem

#

giving more value out of it

trim frost
#

it's definitely a different team coming up with the rewards than the battle planners

tired egret
#

yeah

craggy marsh
#

Sometimes they do good rewards but then other times they do dumb shit like doing 1 totem per ex clear

#

EW figured it out and then with DT we're back to 1 totem

#

Fucking why

tired egret
#

honestly make Tenacity give more atk, hp recov, def

#

as in, more than Determination

craggy marsh
#

Ya atleast make tenacity better than determination for tanks

tired egret
#

since it only applies to idk, 4 fucking jobs anyway

craggy marsh
#

Bc it feels bad when you see tenacity on a piece of gear

tired egret
#

compared to Determination, which is good for oh idk

#

EVERY DPS JOB

craggy marsh
#

I do like the idea of what Grimm said where the game might implode on itself

#

Bc you still cant open up maps while fucking sitting

#

You also cant eat food or drinks while sitting

tired egret
#

Maplestory got their stupid Cube RNG drama

craggy marsh
#

Is it really crucial that my character does the "searching for map" animation

#

Just make us do the animation while sitting down

#

You also cant open up the treasure map hint while riding passenger on someones mount

#

Bc reasons I guess

tired egret
#

spaghetti code probably

#

gotta dig through all the old ass code from many years ago and test if it will even work

craggy marsh
#

Its just so funny at how many small minor issues the game has

#

I know in the grand scheme they dont matter

tall field
#

Tenacity

tired egret
#

could be fixed

#

just make it give more stats, since it only applies to 4 fucking jobs

#

as in, more atk & def, hp recov, in comparison to det

trim frost
#

i get that tenacity/piety are meant to be support-specific stats that help you do the support stuff more easily but when the game just boils down to "do more damage" 99.9% of the time there's no sense in trying to play otherwise

tall field
#

Most mmo tank builds always gear to offense. Tenacity doesnt just compete hard enough to justify it over crit dh

#

Ff14 is one such. Even other mmos i played no tank ran defensive stuff

craggy marsh
trim frost
#

in the current state the only way to encourage use of "more tenacity/piety" builds is to design fights that mandate them somehow but that would make everything worse

craggy marsh
#

If a dps check exists then damage is the only important stat

#

And if skipping mechs exists then dps is even more important

tired egret
tall field
#

Given the best offense is the best defense.

tired egret
#

like, convert def into damage

#

there are MMOs where convert def to dmg IS a thing

tall field
#

If tenacity can counter dmg back to opponent mayyybe? Even then idk. (Similar to damnation of warrior)

trim frost
#

where part of your damage output encourages you to take physical damage

#

which only really makes a difference in the top 5% or so and is fucking useless against bosses that do magic autos lmao

tired egret
#

that

#

is damage reflection rather

#

I meant it like

#

defense stat INTO attack

trim frost
#

yeah i know what you mean

#

defensive stat

timber stratus
#

old vengeance tanking in wow cooked

trim frost
#

but it could be cool if tenacity somehow outpaced crit/etc. in dps value for tanks, and maybe the same for piety

tired egret
#

previous MMO I played (Tree of Savior) had this for shield based jobs

trim frost
#

on top of their existing effects

tired egret
#

but in the end it basically got useless, thanks to every f2p job becoming worthless

#

unless they give benefits to p2w jobs

#

hahahahahaha

#

thank god I'm here now

tall field
#

Even if i consider p2w mmos like immortal the whales also ran whatever boosted crit/flat dmg/bleed shenanigans in them. Stuff which had good tank value got shafted cos raw number increase did that (aka gear)

torn kindle
#

But no one does that anymore because of how plentiful materia is now

#

Like the value of materia before vs after Stormblood launch is a whole world of difference

tall field
#

Even in forked tower i never see phantom monk used even once

#

Why? Samurai put it in unemployment.

torn kindle
#

With materia dropping in dungeons, and gear no longer being destroyed if you convert the spiritbond into materia

tall field
#

Why use support stuff when i can launch a free 1500 potency nuke every 2minBluNyaissa

robust shoal
#

phantom monk is too risky doing mechs/avoiding aoes while having to dash all the time

amber fable
#

The monk damage buff isnt as good as what ghetto midare can do with psam

#

No position requirement plus big attack under buff window

rapid whale
#

what would they have to do for the next section of occult to save it

#

or is the content fine it was just the way it was handled/launch for q

tall field
#

Give a niche that sam cannot fulfil

trim frost
#

personally i think phantom jobs are too rigid of a system compared to previous exploration zones

#

the fun of logos/lost actions was playing around with combos and finding something absolutely broken (see: smn duel cheese)

rapid whale
#

yeah i was expecting more of a FFT-like job system where you could mix/match passives etc

tall field
#

For me if they raise buff cap there can be a case to use counterstance in forked

trim frost
#

i think a lot of people were expecting freelancer to be the job that takes passives and whatnot from other jobs

#

i think that's how it works in ff5

#

there's zero reason to ever run freelancer for an extended period of time in its current iteration

#

very very small amount of value from using treasuresight once every month

tall field
#

That said idk if devs will balance ph jobs to make them all forked tower viable

amber fable
#

Freelancer is trash job atm

tall field
#

Then why i never see monk/oracle

#

Its always sam

amber fable
#

You need like spefic few of em for gimmicks

#

Monk can work but sam is better

tall field
#

Even defensively too

#

Shirahadori timing moment

amber fable
#

Its like saying want to play whm when ast exist

tall field
#

Na i was thinking pre 7.2 pct in fru pf situation

amber fable
#

Its basically does more while asking less

#

So why wont you play a job which works better under that specific duty

tall field
#

True. Even defensively idk if nmonk can compete with 10% instakill button sam can do

amber fable
#

If monk buff was like 60 sec or so

#

It would be better

tall field
#

Idk if it can justify the ianuki rng thing

#

Since its crazy when mobs just fall flat dead due to it

robust shoal
#

vs people doing mad science in bozja and unlocking the secret banner of penis explosion

amber fable
#

Gotta wait till 7.55 to see if se allows job action permutations or not

#

I have a feeling it wont be so but we shall see

trim frost
#

7.45 is supposed to just be some new jobs right

worldly grotto
#

Yup, allegedly anyways

rapid whale
#

beast master will be the pokemon killer for sure /s

worldly grotto
#

I’m coping Beastmaster is actually cool and unique and isn’t BLU 2

#

But I know that’s what it’s going to be

#

Tame a level 30 golem: 200 potency aoe around the player
Tame a level 90 omicron creature: 200 potency aoe around the player

amber fable
#

One is earth element
Other is unaspected

#

Same shit different paint type shi

pale blade
#

one is unaspected but fires a yellow stream of liquid

#

(it's piss)

pale blade
#

the piss jokes will continue until morale improves

mossy eagle
#

When I get the bestiary and it's just a recolored BLU spell book

rapid whale
#

just give us a full on pokemon-like complete with shinies fuck it

thin fox
#

Is the raid tier even unlocked yet?

rapid whale
#

i dont think so

zealous meteor
#

no

#

normal raids yes, savage no

tired egret
#

Torchic in Little Cup be like

random needle
tired egret
#

that gif just sums up the first time I did T13 and reached the last phase

wicked delta
#

Genuine question

#

Are all pulse remixes abysmal dogshit

zealous meteor
#

no

wicked delta
#

Pulse oblivion just came up in my auto play

#

Why is it straight up ass

zealous meteor
#

these are good at least

#

(the ones in my playlist neofox_woozy)

tired egret
#

shit's good

tall field
#

Ye

sick dirge
#

pulse remix of A Long Fall

#

💔

#

thats abysmal dogshit

#

turned one of the greatest soundtracks to bless your ears into
whatever the fuck that is

pale blade
sick dirge
#

the fuck does penis music mean

wicked delta
worldly grotto
#

Woah it's literally me

wicked delta
sly basin
valid solar
#

I dont know why it plays so often

#

but its too often

sick dirge
#

/bgm 0

sick dirge
#

does insanity ever play in pt

#

(innocence/vauthry's theme)

tough gorge
#

no one ever talks about how fucking ass pulse equilibrium (sophia) vocals are

#

a long fall grew on me eventually

#

equilibrium is unlistenable dog

jolly flume
#

I dislike most of the pulse tracks

#

a long fall is just the worst among them

pale blade
#

people just discovering what penis music is in this server is gonna leave a lasting impression on me

valid solar
#

I am actively staying ignorant by refusing to click on any video titled penis music

valid solar
worldly grotto
valid solar
sleek moon
#

Though I don't hate that

whole estuary
sleek moon
#

But the original is better

whole estuary
#

Pulse Remix

valid solar
#

~~you're lucky im not a mod anymore and are subject to the filter grrr ~~ which pulse remix do you think is the best improvement over the original

sleek moon
#

I can't hate a long fall pulse when oblivion exists

#

It set the bar for hate way too high

jolly flume
#

idk it's just not my genre

valid solar
sleek moon
#

I think windswept echoes pulse (urqopacha) is the most unique one with the most changes

valid solar
#

that pulse remix is really good catyes

#

but I think the original is nice too so its like going from good to great

whole estuary
visual geyser
#

Unbreakable pulse is my fav

whole estuary
#

I like the more quiet parts of the Falala remix

#

Otherwise a lot of these are just the originals but chopped up and noisier

jolly flume
#

HoH had the best tracks still

valid solar
#

🌐 SQUARE ENIX MUSIC SPECIAL REMIX 🌐
Nonstop DJ mix of tracks from Pulse: FINAL FANTASY XIV Remix Album Vol. 1 & Vol. 2 (Deluxe Edition) — perfect for work, study, or just chilling! 🎶

🎧 DJ MIX: KICK OFF
X / @go_kickoff ( https://twitter.com/go_kickoff )
🎨 Illustration & Animation: Motocross Saito
X / @moot_sai ( https://twitter....

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timestamped

#

I think I did it right

sleek moon
#

There are vol 2 tracks missing from that and...

#

What the fuck is fiend pulse mix

whole estuary
#

Turning that song into EEE UU EEE UU EEE EEEE I'm gonna kick ur butt

sleek moon
#

That's oblivion vol 2

jolly flume
#

the lahee remix went hard though

sleek moon
#

Your ears will bleed

jolly flume
#

i must admit

tough gorge
#

fiend got me to try out the game so them actually ruining it this much hurts

sleek moon
#

I lost the will to check the rest

whole estuary
#

I'll just chalk it up as the lopporits understanding music about as well as they do fashion

valid solar
# jolly flume this isn't awful but I would still not willingly elect to listen to this

Remixed by Takafumi Imamura.
Please check out the full album at https://www.jp.square-enix.com/music/sem/page/ff14/p2/en/

FFXIV: https://eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/

I do not own the video nor the audio.
FINAL FANTASY is a registered trademark of Square Enix Holdings Co., Ltd.
FINAL FANTASY XIV © 2010-2025 SQUARE ENIX CO., LTD. All Rights Reserved...

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dapper zealot
#

Vol 2 has more nicer ones

dreamy whale
#

Pulse What Angel Wakes Me isn't horrible

whole estuary
#

Falalala

valid solar
#

pulse insatiable and pulse endwalker im really fond of

whole estuary
#

The quiet sections of it are better

zealous meteor
#

the ewer brimmeth pulse is SO good

dapper zealot
#

Remixed by Shoya Sunakawa.
Please check out the full album at https://www.jp.square-enix.com/music/sem/page/ff14/p2/en/

FFXIV: https://eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/

I do not own the video nor the audio.
FINAL FANTASY is a registered trademark of Square Enix Holdings Co., Ltd.
FINAL FANTASY XIV © 2010-2024 SQUARE ENIX CO., LTD. All Rights Reserved.
...

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This is a vibe

sleek moon
#

can he not

dapper zealot
#

Hands down the best out of all https://youtu.be/zz-8B_RCIrg?si=7gFQitEax3IsrXLj

Remixed by Takafumi Imamura.
Please check out the full album at https://www.jp.square-enix.com/music/sem/page/ff14/p2/en/

FFXIV: https://eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/

I do not own the video nor the audio.
FINAL FANTASY is a registered trademark of Square Enix Holdings Co., Ltd.
FINAL FANTASY XIV © 2010-2024 SQUARE ENIX CO., LTD. All Rights Reserved...

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valid solar
valid solar
#

just make sure he sticks to the more basic style of remix and dont let him cook kek

jolly flume
#

I hate all forms of bee my honey with a passion

zealous meteor
#

wow a hater ....

jolly flume
#

yes

#

kill all bees FKU

whole estuary
#

Even going all in on shitty denpa vibes would have been better

sick dirge
#

nvm i just got to the chrous and this actually isnt too bad

whole estuary
#

The untouched part of the vocals basically

#

So don't let him touch stuff

valid solar
#

I actually like the beginning but I guess thats literally just me kek

sick dirge
#

original is still better by a mile

dapper zealot
#

There's a few good ones but none that are better than the original

sick dirge
#

WHAT ARE THESE VOCALS

whole estuary
#

I really don't like the audio techniques like chopping, putting a trap beat over everything, that awful doppler effect, and removing progression in favor of everything being at climax the whole song

valid solar
#

thonking the vocals are the same as the original

#

ermge isnt that the whole point of a "pulse" remix

whole estuary
#

No, the ones people listed as their favs were where the original basically forced them to include downtempo portions

valid solar
#

that is entirely irrelevant to what I just said though kek

dreamy whale
#

Endgame lounge i need you

#

I have a question

sick dirge
#

meow

sick dirge
#

why so mean

random needle
wicked delta
#

why not

dreamy whale
#

Wadafac so now I know sac strats are bad, what about strats where the off tank has to run around to intercept things that do damage Wadafac

sick dirge
#

why not be kind

wicked delta
#

THIS WAS ERASED FROM MY MEMORY

wicked delta
sick dirge
#

good point

#

continue

sleek moon
dapper zealot
wicked delta
#

also phys range usually take care of those things

#

in modernized strats

dreamy whale
#

Oh ok

sleek moon
#

so there's precedent of having the tank do the ranged job, but really its the ranged job

random needle
#

Just make sure the healers aren't leaving the ranged to die if the thingies do a lot of damage

valid solar
wicked delta
#

these days phys range can live with a bit of healing and some mit anyway

#

maybe dont even need the mit

random needle
sleek moon
#

phys ranged is the white mage of dps, they can only do one thing and if you ask them to do another thing they throw a fit and cry

wicked delta
dreamy whale
#

Cause yea discoid in a4s has like 6 orbs that float at one guy and normally it's supposed to be spread around the whole party but I was tanking them so my uptime was 51% on our clear

wicked delta
#

you kinda got trolled i fear

#

lol

dreamy whale
#

Is this the MINE effect

sleek moon
#

arent discoid orbs coming from like 2 locations at the same time

tired egret
#

yess yess

dreamy whale
#

No i was the one who came up with the idea to have me eat it glorpcry

tired egret
#

let the MINE flow

dreamy whale
#

So discoid would happen and I would pop sprint and rampart

sleek moon
#

bruh what is that strat lmao

#

make the tank run all around the arena

random needle
valid solar
craggy marsh
jagged aspen
#

Did the "standard" clock markers change over time or why are they so weird in some ults? Like DSR uses ABCD1234 from north, TOP uses A1B2C3D4, and current raids are A2B3C4D1

wicked delta
sleek moon
craggy marsh
wicked delta
#

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

valid solar
wicked delta
#

Chiyo catching strays icant

dreamy whale
dreamy whale
#

Next time I will follow the guide

#

Surely

dreamy whale
#

Its ok I'm not allowed to raid until current tier now

wicked delta
dreamy whale
wicked delta
#

i will not name them bc i am a kind person

craggy marsh
sleek moon
#

i quarantine myself from the lore channel more often than not

valid solar
#

dawntrail ruined the lore channel so I stopped going there

zealous meteor
valid solar
dreamy whale
sleek moon
#

i mean the DT discourse is mostly over

#

but its back to people fiercely defending their headcanons

quick verge
#

white ppl in this chat insulting other white ppl in the server

valid solar
#

isnt that you

dreamy whale
#

Where did we get race from

quick verge
#

i saw chiyo and got mad

#

mb

wicked delta
#

hes not even white

#

icant

quick verge
#

yes he is

valid solar
craggy marsh
valid solar
dreamy whale
#

plachta_maintenance_sounds_soph intewesting

craggy marsh
#

I still remember when someone got blocked for being gay

dreamy whale
#

HUH

valid solar
#

yeah this is an anti woke server

wicked delta
#

look coleslaw is just a mistake not exclusive to white ppl

valid solar
#

you arent woke are you

wicked delta
#

the wokerrr