#endgame-lounge
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Heavenly
im inflicting you with the curse of Ra
Savage is most likely on the 23rd, right?
most likely based on when the live letter is scheduled
That's like a month and half more or less to find a static
Although doubt it'll happen at this point tbh
better hit up #1039986530783072336
Oh, ye, I'm looking over all the 3 static discord for a blind party
trying to find a TEA pf that me and friends can join has been a nightmare and even worse when we open a pf
Mhm, it do be like that
has EU been getting ddos because apparently thats why pf is so ass these days
i saw that video valcor

throw wide the gates lil bro
tobi in mentor hell 
bro is not the thinker
someone saw raid and said nope i guess
They wanted crystal tower only because it's fast
idk i cant speak for that person
hasnt cleared btw
Is this one of those trap parties I hear so much about
Trap parties?
i hope the part where you have to stand on the blue circle and have a corrupted crystal explode on you was awkward
lmao
I just got qitana ravel and the hardest part was genuinely not falling asleep
i kinda wanna do dsr agian
learn dsr as a different role
which floors do we get the glass from again in PT?
51-70 best drop rates
pain ty
WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT ON DYNAMIS
i'm all for trying to make the other data centers more alive but surely you'll have a much better time on aether
I think I'm more concerned that their supposed first time doing high end is an ult
Or doing an ex for your first high end duty
theyll win trust
One shot. Surely.
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first pull, u aint seen his power
wait this is based
why are you doing that in general
“first time in a high end duty” 10 hours on dolls
true
because they didn't think an ultimate raid would be that hard. it IS one of the easier ones after all
this quality my fucking ass
surprised at how many people have joined it
No
No
I would join that party just to see how it went
skill issue i think (it looked fine on my end)
def not gonna sit there for hours
Tbh even I wouldn't do an Ultimate until I'm done with Savage stuff first
Hell, before touching EX Trials
You should probably have a completion of a current raid tier before touching ults
Spent so long trying to figure what ost was playing in a yt shorts. Finally figured out was white stone black
just lock in and do it if you want to
the difficulty ladder of this game is optional
the only thing that isn't is doing your own research
which is the step most people skip, and doing extreme or savage first wouldn't fix that
@grok is this true
ppl think just because they can solo unlock an ult they can do it as an msq andy
let them suffer
So this is where he went in the aetherial sea
In pilgrims traverse?
yea
on 81
boss was kinda easier than i expected
lmao
Well I find the 80 boss harder then the 90 boss tho most people disagree with me on that tho neither is particularly hard
90 has no puzzle solving, just use eyes
it's nice
it's my duty
dude these horses beating my ass
the one that knocks you back 4 TIMES IN A ROW?
eugh
it's absolutely bonkers how many halls just have 4+ patrols stacked on each other
ngl at least these patrols do basically nothing
just pushbacks that do no damage
vs hoh having minotaurs patrolling
the patrols were fine but
holy
i just had the dumbest wipe
4 succubi
theyre dead
i pull a lion
2 more pull up
idk if it was 4 succubi but it was just a lot
jfc
perhaps
i wanna climb in the ring chiyo
i wanna climb out of this venue
yes
that's home now
chinese ppl do not fuck around man
save chiyo
i've been smiling so much my face hurts
oh i thought you meant xiv venue LOL
he's at a wedding
no i'm STILL at the wedding
trains 
take some moutai for me
i need it..
unfortunately this is the kind that murders you brutally not the fast efficient mode of public transport
good luck
if it doesnt fill in an hour im just
not
i'll be too tired by then i think
unless i drag myself to a clear
It's a Christmas gift
i don't want a lot for christmas
holy shit
this is the erp u always wanted
dude what if we approached each other to break our christmas tether and then held hands...
wipe or clear
wipe 
run it back
@daring pine im no rdm expert but hardcasting impact is some deranged shit right

using swiftcast or acceleration makes you super woke
yes
bro i just got hit by 2 meteodrives back to back in pvp
what the hell
pvp was a mistake
you pissed off the entire shaolin temple
i have a bit of grinding left to do 
hop on ranked cc
I don't 🙂
cant even play pvp bard in 2025
god I hate pvp
but uuh yeah
@wicked delta hardcasting impact is insane yes
execution immediately
remove jobstone
if you hardcast impact/verthunder 3/veraero 3, you die
early patch pvp is peak, no bonobos yet
get me out
i do not care about the blues, outfit ugly but must have for collection

why do u do this to urself
back in EW i got to 30 on every single one
but thats because EW had 0 content outside of pvp kek
I just do my daily FL for the xp
i couldnt be paid enough to do FL after 25
maybe i need a job
same lmao i despire frontline
I still like to have the trophy crystals from 26-30
you already have a bunch
ur right, now which one gives me money
I was playing with a super dented red mage n saw them stopping 5 separate times to hardcast impact
And I asked my bf like
Is that normal
And he was like “no”
But I needed to make sure 😭
hes aware of some tech from 8.0, yall aint ready
Potential man
bros gon be first to clear the raid tiers in 8.0 remember his name
bros' the first time high end in TEA
(on dynamis)
Me shitting on this guy and he gets personally invited by Yoshi P for being a gamer 
he might just be THE wol
yea? watch me eat them credits
i miss season 1 of cc
He has early access to the 8.0 rdm rework
EXCUSE YOU.
They said 'thanks' to their families and shit and then thanked ME personally at the end. Fuck you. You're not in the credits. 
biblical greed
it's so good
Having fun soloing so far
You use the same pastebins/raidplans as 40, but with some minor mechanics removed/lessened
come
its how many week of DD weeklies for the hair?
you can exchange the book thing from floor 100 for oil but its not worth it lol. 1:1 exchange rate 
i already spent 2 clears for the portrait
oh yea you right lol
can't believe I actually have to do quantum reclears to get these stupid pink legos at a reasonable rate
incentive
Gotta farm quick before all the casuals can get the hair
And the price of it craters to the ground
It's 1:2 you have to do 13 clears of 99 to equal 1 week of the challenges
Wow! I'm not doing that!
And your spending the resource to get the mount!
I’d rather a single materia grade 12
Since SE still thinks those are valuable somehow
“Do you wanna spend 10 potsherds on glamour gear, or 6 potsherds on something you get a handful of by doing dungeons”
on a blm fancy
I’m sure it’ll get scary very soon but it’s comfy right now
honestly its comfy all the way its just treasure rooms boss 10 and cactus sometimes gets ya
returning to those with 90+ aetherpool in a party is chill
I can't find deep dungeon comfy even if it isn't hard to many one shots
pt is easily the most comfy and generous with its poms , mobs are quite easy to avoid , telegraph wise
if you don't want to do mob mechanics, you can stun
so many of them are stunnable it's funny
can even sleep a few of them
The stuns are nice makes me wish I had PLD leveled for shield bash
helped frends beat the roommates
v naisu
amazing pull number too

!status gilgamesh
FRu
i imagine there's gotta be a couple called i fru up no
wahoo
IR after your first storm's eye
no point doing another combo
6 fell cleaves doesn't mean anything, that's just doing 123 6x fell cleave instead of 5x fell cleave 123 fell cleave
and yes
check balance
you cry because level 60 jobs don't work
Ah I see
but also that should be fine with the exception that
it would be 12312 berserk 3 fell cleave fell cleave and you drop the last one out of berserk
and don't bother to get 3 fell cleaves under berserk after that, you'll usually just be forcing yourself to overcap
50 gauge an infuriate and a combo step is usually what you'll get for hitting it off cd and that's fine
70 feels about where most jobs feel entirely functional
even 80 is debatable for me nowadays
every time I try to press a button that doesn't exist it feels like a phantom limb
Can I be knuckles
im already knuckles
certainly depends a bit on job but like everytime I try to press a healers AoE resource spending in particular it hurts
Sion isn't the problem but I still want to register my disgust at it getting through ban phase
LOL valid
if any team can, its mkoi
but yeah, mkoi should beat fnc every time
beeg poppy
mmmm
i think kass should be great into poppy comps, her w doesnt stop you
but this is an insane lane choke holy
are we gonna see a 40 cs lead in bot at 10 lmao
o they swapped, valid
this looks like some really nervous league of legumes
first lead fncs had all event ok
does fnc have to get all 4 dragons to outpace kass @clear plume
kass isnt a 1v9 machine so just keeping the sivir weak enough will be fine, he isnt an assassin in pro, little more bruisery like sylas is
kaisa viktor wont struggle to blow him up late game
just keep wu and sivir behind and they cant fight
its a giga greedy mkoi draft, no champ exists pre 6
and they lost early
this would be a 20m game vs a top tier team
i wanna say this lead is too much to come back from but we'll see ig
gg
depends way too much on flowers to say directly
its meant to average about 1.5-2k
gotcha
negative dmg comp
redside azir is so european
weird comp for vayne though
now this is league of legends
sadly eu did this thing where they strictly lost to non eu (barring g2 last night) so yeah lots of self battles after that
razork in a game that mnatters
hate to see it
Hey endgame lounge
I’m here to ask a question for a friend I don’t feel confident enough to answer myself how’s the state of machinist rn? The last page they are on is that mch is a bum job and can’t really compete with the others how is it now? I don’t feel confident telling them the state due to me lacking knowledge in that regard since it’s not my main
Tier is old so savage is much less relevant but it's actually rop cdps for pranged
granted if people were still grinding you'd probably see brd/dnc jump a lot but that's not really relevant for the average player
It's still not exactly the top choice for fru but my semi-hot take is it's the no-brainer pick for old ultis
So you’d say it’s in a good spot compared to the past basically 
gimme a minute for a writeup here
It's definitely better than the lowlights it's had before
except still kinda meme in fru
Imagine being a gauge job that sucks in p5 💀
I see the reason they didn’t play anymore was cuz their job became kinda ass and never really got seriously buffed and while I’m not trying to rope them back in I simply wanted to give them a proper lookout on how machinist now since I heard it got better

although it like isn't at its best or happiest spot rn
MCH performs well when youre aiming to do low amount of clears or prog in an unoptimized setting due to a lower reliance on RNG which makes it underperform in good groups where raid buff optimization is well executed and reliable, this is why it performs well on lower fflogs rankings and the off patch.
it still has the same issues, and largely its own buffs are compensated with the other prange because of jobs 2m bursts being buffed alongside mch.
it has a place it can succeed but in its current design will never be meta for good players and will largely keep its repuation as a bad job because of it.
most pfs would rather have a competent mch rather than a confused brd/dnc
yeah it's like
well yeah, but a competent mch is also just going to be a competent dnc its not exclusive like that the jobs do the same thing
not an outlier exception to "all jobs balanced" right now
but you never know what the future holds
I see

mch and warrior are largely in the same hole
So it’s not good but also not bad that kind of deal cuz it’s ranged over all?
really good in casual groups to where theyll never be serious meta
We're gonna get another 4:30 ulti final phase and mch in the toilet again
for the average player I'd say it's just outright good

SMN 
poor smn falls apart the moment you do anything other than burst on cd every single minute
the biggest clown of them all
Just tell me im bad 
Imagine having a two-target phase and SMN being absolute pants
i said most.
not all.

U R NOT BAD

THANKS THAT MAKES IT BETTER

Can't wait for DRK+PCT dominance in 7.5 ulti yet again
I had a trial that they forgot to send me the toolbox they were using and the average prange is so abyssmal that I still was a standout for the trialed players so idfk
They said they wanted to dedicate Dawntrial mainly to encounters and 8.0 for job design right
Or did I imagine that
More or less yeah
Maybe machinist gets some significant changes then
I'll believe it when I see it frankly
Although I’m not educated enough about mch idk what they’d need to change
mch isnt going to get a rework realistically
MCH needs SE to finish making the other half of its buttons 
I know reaper could use some better ways to get gauge cuz it feels incredibly horrible to die on rpr specifically for me compared to like picto
ppopular
its like saying theyre going to rework whm where yeah they should have a decade ago but as long as people like it theyre never going to
rpr is gauge negative over time and that got worse in DT
Yeah so I’ve heard
I haven’t leveled it to 100 yet
But my friend said I’ll have a even worse time at 100
And dying will just feel worse
I think it's a 125s loop instead of 123s loop or sth now
If you die right before 2 min on RPR your whole rotation is ass fucked lmao
It's fun in ulti though
What.
would balancing be out of whack if jobs didn't lose gauge on death
There was some recent change that made double enshroud less clunky right
Yea
Oh thank god
5 sec cd
Like SE finally giving in and admitting that double enshroud is what you're supposed to do
It always felt super clunky whenever I did it before
rpr is technically still gauge negative but its still at a point where it doesnt change how it plays
you still delay the 7m burst like in ew
SE was fighting for its life to delete double shroud lmaooo
Like idk
and like at the 13m mark its changed again but 13m of uptime doesnt exist
Maybe it’s cuz I’m used to doing double shroud but single shroud feels less natural than double
And then there’s funky triple shroud

In an ultimate context, there is not enough uptime to recover half of the time
RPR can’t build up gauge naturally
Is hammer still a dps loss for picto I forgor
So if you die and the boss goes untargetable then… yeah gg
idk, ultimate kind of only tends to perform well in ultimates so thats not a hill im going to delve into
rpr*
like its the one content its ever been actually meta in
I mean yeah but this is more about how it feels than it being good or not lmao
Its just painful to die on RPR more than any other job
Well i guess viper exists
?
I don’t play it 
idk, its not unique in that
I keep doing hammer in burst for picto
picto dying and losing motifs, viper, mch/dnc gauge
hammer is a gain again and even when it wasnt it was by such a minimal amount it didnt matter if you did
like 40 potency per average window to just play it how it was
Dying on DNC does not feel anywhere near as painful to me
absolutely overblown from the community
Yeah Olivia said that too that it really isn’t a huge deal if I do it or not
i say like bc it was based on if you crit the filler or not to begin with
But I was so hyper focused on playing the job perfectly in hopes to clear some endgame content for once

and your crit/dh stats
even endgame players don't play perfectly

the worst trap you can get into is trying to play perfectly in prog
^
just do what feels right and keep gcd going and buffs roughly aligned, outside of that its practicing enough that what feels right isnt fucking up combo
Some dumbass tank kept killing the party over n over for M6S tankbuster bc he needed “uptime”
Yeah I am so incredibly traumatized by party finder
vpr rotation doesn't rly get screwed by dying so much as you're a giga resource job and it's possible to lose three reawakens with a perfectly timed death and may as well die irl at that point
who i kill
PF is a horrible place
I don’t have the mental strength for it
And yet it’s all I have

When hyadaelyn ex was current and I tried to do it for the first time people horrendously picked on me for not being perfect cuz I was completely new to raiding in this game and I did all the preparations I could but instead of telling me what I did wrong I just got told mean words and I didn’t really step into pf since at least not alone
Cuz that experience alone made me think I’m simply a bad player thus forming the believe I have to play to uttermost perfection before going there ever again 
thats a part of getting good at something, is being bad at it at first
the only people naturally "good" at something just started it early enough in life to not be criticized for it
The most important part is like
Accepting that ur bad
And then striving to be better
Most people don’t have natural skill to be good at everything they touch and that’s fine
As long as ur willing to learn then its all good
Although my desire to be perfect probably lead to the opposite cuz I stress out the Moment I miss a single skill and became obsessed with my performance instead of just playing the game

A lot of ppl in pf aren’t willing to accept that they suck and never improve as a result

Even people who are really good at the game typically start out below average
i am largely considered to be a good player, last week I got a green parse on every fight on vpr for reclears and a grey on smn because i was derusting those jobs, it is what it is you need to put practice in
I THINK I can play picto fine enough cuz it’s relatively simple for my adhd brain but alas
High end became scary cuz people scary 
So I’m not scared of raiding but of the people who I may have to raid with I think 
You can always raid with friends
Its what I prefer
And if you don’t have any friends who raid, seek out friends
Raiders in XIV are really sweaty toxic assholes but can also be super chill n sweet people
i think its a little bit of a trap to only raid with friends, because youre going to have a bit of like, them covering for you that if you ever raid without them youll only notice later but yeah
Like despite how I talk to some people here, I always find it a joy to play with folks in this chat
Most of it was with Bungo who I flamed for having shitty internet
And then also Bapple who I flamed for being short
I've been wanting to pug more just because of that
Since pretty early on I've done the vast majority of my raiding in premades
CATS UR FINE
STOP IMPOSTER SYNDROMING URSELF


oh my god this cats
u witerally pugged so much
u witerally were in the m4s mines
One of the best drk players out there: “omg im so bad”
and released some beasts into pf

The only issue is that I’m not the fastest learner in games like lost Ark I learn in incredibly fast but in ffxiv I somehow struggle to learn or decipher mechanics and I wonder if it may be overstimulation or not but alas I don’t know anyone I could raid with tbh most people I know who raid are on NA

yeah I started doing pug m4s as a conscious effort for that
and then uhh
kept going lol
and then u reealized some ppl rlly shit
I do prefer PF over friends bc it forces me to actually learn mechanics lol
I think just clearing a extreme that isn’t ex1 would mean the world to me probably cuz I only cleared ex1 and I had people tell me that’s a nothing burger cuz it’s easy and only extreme
im incapable of progging anything beyond an ex without getting severely depressed
I've known it but yeah it was a great exploration of how garbage some people are
ok but it's still an extreme
u shouldnt let anyone take tht achievement away from u
Legitimately 300 kills in pugs were still entertaining for all the stupid nonsense that would occur
Its all memes 
whatever "i hate lulu" whatever "lulu js go to a corner and cry"
"lulu js go cry in a hole or something" -what tobias basically said
Wtf
half the reason i havent really touched ex's much outside of 1/2 this expac is because i just get random performance anxiety about it
Wtf!!
These allegations…….
a part of trying to be your/the best is recognizing where you have flaws, even if to most people theyre minor, its not exactly imposter syndrome to delve into some of them as long as you dont hyperfocus on them and get worse elsewhere than you improve there
I still have no idea how to read any of mordum's hammer patterns 
its ok lulu ily /p
im out here talking abt how i love dsr
like im ultimately a league coach not ffxiv but yeah important distinction to point out, being critical isnt imposter syndrome
and this tobias guy out here like "man i wana prog dsr but idk"
whatever bruh
i open pf
i lose three liters of sweat from my palms
i close pf
Im legally blind now
im eating everyone here
I almost had a perfect lockout of DSR on thursday and then I beefed it on hallowed plume right at the end :^)
It’s like the same people who say stuff like that about others clearing uwu and it really makes me feel like I achieved nothing for me those things are hard especially cuz I constantly deal with overstimulation mainly cuz my brain is weird and idk what it is exactly that’s overwhelming
I wanted to do current ex but I for one lack the gear and I don’t know anyone who would help me get a grip on it so I can learn
maybe next ex? Idk
I even did cursed meteors
IT'S OKAY
U R HUMAN

OH MY GOD
guess what cats ur human ur not perfect
I spent so much time prepping for first ex cause I was anxious about how well I'd do. Then I found out how shit the average player is
But I seek the strength and certainty of steel
tbh people who take away from ur achievements bc they think content is easier is 
the new pokemon game my riolu is level 45 and still not max friendship madge
Once im free from babysitting we go back to DSR on god
Or the time I got told I’ll never clear an ultimate of any kind that still stuck with me somehow

its like my anxiety about it refreshes every day lol
U CAN CLEAR AN ULT
like yeah if i go in and i witness players playing like absolute shit i'll instantly feel better abt myself
ohj my god im so done
I just wanna be part of smth too and understand the game better
im skipping my eu alt now
but tomorrow? who knows......
ill raid w u
I actually have some processing issues sometimes
Im gonna do dsr on eu

👍
You just have to learn how to cut through the visual noise and figure out what the important tells are

what she says doesnt matter to u bc
And that just takes reps
Yeah that is just taking a lot of time on my end
i dont put in the effort because i get scared
one of my friends also thought the same way like " i cant clear an ultimate"
but now shes close to clearing uwu right now 
But like I will say that wroth flames and run omega are not my favorite mechanics
WE get scared
#true
they are CLEARLY a pile of cats.
how does lou do it man
idk
my mental gets ruined after 1 hour of prog
after 2 hours of prog i fall asleep brah
Doesn't help that I'm either doing run omega on a job I never play so I'm hyperfocused on the 2min or I'm playing a job I'm extremely familiar with so I'm hyperfocused on getting the perfect 2min
I can do 2 hours and my brain will start lagging
true
Im not built for hardcore prog
but yeah, if any new raiders actually need help ever with wanting somebody who can ego check pf randoms im back in my derust phase of the patch cycle so i can spare an evening sometime for any dc
valcors do u wanna help me clear later
There's a happy medium of job mastery for optimal brainless rotation
I did it for M5S (i was in pf for like 10 hours straight) (most of it was waiting around but still) and that was probably the most demoralizing experience ive had in this game
wtf is that
my assignment
yeah
I'll make eu alt so I can play with ppl (I won't)
What the fuck man
ok valcors js completely left ht echat when i asked
it sjust
lulu
i dont want to waste time
can u do me a favour
is it not fun w freinds
IM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO WORD IT OH MY GOD BRUH
"waste time"
THE PF RANDOMS
U wanna do my med school homework SO BAD
i feel like i cant not waste time if i dont have a full 8-man
lulu when am i getting avengers to help me clear
when r u back
ultimate it's easy
savage tier
umm

december i think
i wanna climb in the ring
the ni have to
renew some fucking microsoft certifications
lmao
ummmm so m7s also gives me anxiety lol lmao
just queue for M8 normal smh
unleashed is the bgm for normal mode too
also im like ill rn
ive been wanting to re-enter for glam and stuff but like
i did some uwu yesterday and then i
scarege
literally conked
yeah but people will fuck up seeds somehow and u wont be anxious anymore
:)
Kinda funny that ffxiv causes me overstimulation but lost Ark that’s visually twice as intense just dosent
This dumb ahh brain makes NO sense
did i tell u

ok but
ok and
and my burst drifted by 90 seconds
tht was ur first clear
I find lost ark a lot easier to cut through the visual noise
i wanted to die so bad bruh
"did u know that i was bad on my first completion at something"
Except mordum but I just don't know what any of his normal patterns are :^)

AND IT RUINED MY OUTPUT FOR THE ENTIRE FIGHT
❤️
btw guys
Will be interesting to see if aion 2 causes me overstimulation or not
im gonna fucking be toxic
his second clear
he immediately got
a blue

whatevver.
oh and also adrian had a bozjan earring on lmao.
"im so bad"
i'm gonna make sure i get a 0 for literally everything
"im so bad woe is me"
wtf
You don’t have to know you just have to move depending on what your gut tells you that day

LOOK AT THIS
bro
HJE LITERALLY GOT A 74
this guy valcors
thats
thats nice
theres a reason i dont have any more parses than that
i still need to get my 6s % up
Speaking off party finder I’m playin aion and I’m dealing with its equivalent of a party finder rn and I swear these fucks worse than ffxiv pf
my chest hurts sm
if it makes u feel better
this guy
i also cried today after uwu pf
actually
i cry after everytime i raid
Meeeee
and nobody joined
heavyweight pf gonna be lit
Cus I was halfway through the fight in one lockout
yea my first lockout we got to p3
But I was so tired of getting flamed by ppl and 
which was fucking amazing
Oh yeah
m7s is crazy because you see enrage like halfway through your prog lmao
Pilgrim's is p easy
i need to like
I think it's viable to pug matchmake for oils to get the hair
I don't have any wings
i didnt even do
I need to farm them at some point
this recent extreme
yea me neither
I didn’t touch necron
you know what i did touch
I only have a couple clears of necron/arkveld
the hearts of friends and family
its only 29 mil rn
this is literally me btw
I sold mine for 20 mil bc I didn't realize it was gonna be so rare 
i dont think im gonna do PT anytime soon
why not
bc i am
The new hair is 33 million guess I’ll unlock the DD
mentally not ok rn 
endgame lounge pilgrims static 
WTF
Nowayingway
And it wasn’t even the succubus that killed me
Hey I’d join
I got killed by a fucking lion

Shrimply play warrior i heard it's impossible to lose
yea
But my ass is EU
YEA

how bout them apples
Brother it one shots

Ohg
Bro
🙂
pld clears tbh
war is super overrated in DD
Yea PLD has been serving me well
I want your server tag I’m gonna steal it
i enjoy not being a slave to melee range
pilgrims especially you can stun almost everything

Everything one shots you so its not like WARs crazy survivability buttons matter much
And thus did the Lord speak,
I gotta stop listening to tiktok comments
wall fart psalm.
what does this mean
Amen.
wall fart psalm.

Tiktok was saying "it's impossible to lose on warrior in PT if you just dodge the one shot mechanics"
.
I can’t
…
TikTok moment
Gg go next
Just like my zzz pulls let’s see if I get a S rank today
The average ffxiv player's opinion on anything related to job strength is incredibly bad
100% serious btw.
u know whatd be funny
what if i just studied every ult on my 12 hr flight
And did you know that if you PLAY OPTIMAL you can do it FASTER and BETTET
surely i one pull all of them
the average white mage does not know this
The average heal bot
The average DF Darren does not know this
My bf had a whm once who was doing savage mind you since he’s a raider who deadass insisted that they don’t need to dps cuz that’s not their job
And my bf was mad cuz it was fucking SAVAGE
sounds like a job skipper
What do people like that even do when they're not actively healing
Stand around
I saw it with my own eyes
And then they had the guts the blame the other 7 for hitting enrage when they weren’t the issue

Actual lobotomite
“You’re griefing”
“I’m not just do your job better” ahh mentality
me when i cant grasp the importance of healer dps
I got dzemael darkhold yesterday
Scholar
no faerie
no dps
What’s even the point of this guy?
tobi pls stop doing mentor i worry about your mental health

yeah, if you want to destroy your mental health, just look up politics 
no need to do mentor roulette
But watching people be bad at video games is more fun
tobi writes for tales of df
Or game reviews discourse
If I wrote about my daily roulette experience I could fill up the whole subreddit
Do it
Toby’s derangement syndrome: a mentor roulette story
Sounds like a good title for a google document 
Sounds like a manifesto
I will start advocating for telling people to delete their service accounts
A new toxic era will begin with this document
Pokemon vs. Digimon tribalism or something
read the comment sections of news casters on Facebook
I never understood why certain fanbases have to be against eachother
Can't people just like both
“You’re not supposed to have nuanced opinions, it’s one extreme or the other”
WoW bad XIV good
Bc uhhh
Uhhh
XIV better story therefore its the better game
Updoots to the left pls and thank you
WoW bad, XIV bad, I fucking hate video games and making them
True video games suck now let's all go make out at a fancy Italian place
/r ffxiv upvote guide
everything just fucking sucks, and humanity was a mistake from nature

food good
only some food
john wayne the clown?
no
Is this pee pee (verb) or pee pee (noun)
oui oui
How to karma farm in shitpostxiv: Just upload something from the mainsub but with a silly caption
How to karma farm in xivdiscussion: Say XIV bad
How to karma farm in the normal xiv sub: post low effort fan art
posts an image of my character with 17 diffrent visual mods + custom outfits and caption "this game is so beautful"
and when asked what the outfit is name a mod.
+800000 karma
posts a discussion thread about the newest piece of content
get alot of angry people that is isn't crafting + earning infinite money simulator and that cute mounts shouldn't be behind this sort of content.
have the post removed due to use of slurs in the comment section

I love ffxiv
I just wish I could play wow instead
when TEA pf says bpog, what phase are they talking about
i just play abit of wow when they do stuff with classic












