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late basalt
deep sapphire
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yeah if you live near the ocean I suppose

dire viper
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check for rust everywhere unless its an Arizona car or something lmao

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my car has zero rust but it lived in arizona its entire life

late basalt
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considering it's only going to be used for towing and other stuff, i dont intend on buying anything newer than 10 years tbh

deep sapphire
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typically the west coast is safe from rust in general

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but what kills them is the sun causing paint fade or dashes to crash

late basalt
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unless i can get a smashing deal on a newer model that comes damn close to the mpg i get now on the escape

dire viper
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some of the rustiest cars we restored were cali exclusives

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aluminum bodied cars are massively better from the west coast for obvious reasons

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only issue is galvanic corrosion but its rare from what I saw

dire viper
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but that limits massively what would even fit

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unironically the first gen cayenne S is actually nice

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V8, can tow

sly elk
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driving an old weak car today is about the same as going unvaccinated

dire viper
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shares parts with the toureg and the Q7 of the time iirc

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X5 is simply an X5. it does what it does and it the 4.8is can sound very awesome with an exhaust :3

sly elk
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idk how to put that. all I remember is when I was a kid

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it was way less common to walk away from a car accident

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seeing a smashed up civic or tercel or cavalier was a real spectacle

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plus a lot of cars didn't have ABS and lots of cars had drum brakes

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and as I mentioned, real bad headlights

cerulean talon
sly elk
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a scion xd?

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those aren't even that bad

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i was talking like

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80s civic

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early 90s civic

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lmao i'm sorry, to me 2005+ is a 'modern' car

cerulean talon
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This has had its wiring harness ate twice by rats and lopes up the grade to my house

sly elk
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although with SUVs modern didn't really kick in until 2008-2012

cerulean talon
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It’s not well maintained, which is part of its issue

sly elk
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because for some stupid reason nobody cared about rollover safety in SUVs until that time

dire viper
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thats when they were showing off all the luxury ones at motor shows

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then most of them went into production 01-04

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people are sleeping on the first gen Cayenne and it shows πŸ˜”

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the first gen Cayenne S or any V8 Cayenne has a 7000lb towing capacity

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plus you can find well sorted ones for under 15k

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the only thing I dont like is the steering wheel

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oh also these came with lockers and other fun stuff if you wanna off road

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although those options do bring them in around the 15k~25k range in the market

sly elk
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98? ehh maybe

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(smashed up car) but something like a 98 ford explorer wouldn't have fared so well in a rollover

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up until around 2008 or so most american suvs would just pancake when they rolled

dire viper
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well yea cause they are american

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they were built on already existing truck frames and then they just added even more weight by throwing a cover over the bed

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not purpose built bodies

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the Explorer is just wack tho

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i dont think it had proper stability control, did it?

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I know that the Cayenne/Q7/Toureg/X5 had proper stability control and brake balances that were meant to stop roll overs

sly elk
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(more car crash)

dire viper
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plus they used mostly aluminum for everything about the mid point of them

sly elk
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that one's a surprisingly recent one lol

dire viper
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I believe the BMW X5 facelift was the first entirely aluminum SUV?

sly elk
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but vs something more recent

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and not even really this is... about as old as that truck o_O

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i imagine circumstances matter more than anything though

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but i do agree with the notion that alot of people don't take driving seriously enough x_X

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dire viper
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if I can find a decent Cayenne S/Turbo or a BMW X5 4.8is I would trade my M3 for them lmao

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they will appreciate sooner than the M3 will which is hilarious, and they already have started too

sly elk
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I think the newer bart trains look lame

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but it's totally understandable lol

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the new ones look like a regular train from anywhere else

muted spoke
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the new ones are quieter (at least until the rails wear down again), so that helps

dire viper
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I could trade the M3 for this possibly think

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M3 is fun tho, but also X5 makes more sense

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it also has the ZF 8 speed

sly elk
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and they stopped washing the old ones at least a decade ago so they really looked like ass

muted spoke
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yeah. glad the new ones appear easier to clean. hope they actually put in the manpower to keep it that way

sly elk
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LOL i didn't realize they had horns too

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i haven't been in sf in ages so i haven't heard the new cars at all lol πŸ˜„

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from videos they sound similar enough

deep sapphire
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bahaha

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this is awesome

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total death trap shitbox

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GERMAN ENGINEERING BTFO

wraith agate
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have you seen their tanks

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specifically the ww2 ones?

dire viper
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germans also just put new tech on things constantly

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BMW's dont even have actual throttles

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idr how it works but

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its why a lot of their engines can magically produce insane power on just a tune and no aftermarket intake manifold

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The Valvetronic system is a BMW variable valve lift system which, in combination with VANOS, allows infinite adjustment of the intake valve timing and duration.

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also hank clearly hasnt seen the bugatti EB110 engine and transmission situation

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the crank shaft and transmission are inline with each other on a horizontal plane

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so its all one block

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or the Ferrari 206/246, it uses step down gears from the crankshaft to the transmission cause transverse V6

sly elk
# deep sapphire

Their engineers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should

deep sapphire
sly elk
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ya know the problem is nobody's gonna make a vidfeo like that 'cutlass lives on' for a 35 year old 7 series lmao

wraith agate
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their wheels are bad

dire viper
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U-Boat engines in tanks

sly elk
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the only old bmws anyone cares about are m3s

dire viper
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uh

sly elk
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and maybe z1s or whatever

dire viper
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REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY bad diesel hybrid transmission setups

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so diesel electric moment

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they just caught on fire constantly

sly elk
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m1*

dire viper
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Porsche senior, not his son Ferry, designed them

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and he was actually really bad at designing engines

sly elk
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lol πŸ˜„

dire viper
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and transmissions

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his son went on to design everything good with the 356 and 911 lol lmao

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the engines, chassis etc

sly elk
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so what we need

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is an unstoppable force of tanks using gm 3800 v6s

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scratch that

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what if we stick a 3800 into a grumman llv

dire viper
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German tank designs were good but their powerplant expertise was not good at all

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well, they were good until they let Porsche into the room LOL

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Tiger II (P) turret design is garbage

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also Tiger II front plates were welded so poorly that a 122mm HE could blow the welds and the front plate would fall off

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now, the crew was probably going to have severe trauma from a 122 HE detonating but they wouldnt have died if the welds were good

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over pressure Yay

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meanwhile the Panther vs a Russian 152mm HE nom

lost python
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tbf there was probably not a single tank that could survive a direct impact of a shell this big

dire viper
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oh definitely not

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152mm HE is crazy

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modern MBT's would struggle against 152mm HE

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they would certainly be disabled if hit directly

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45kg shell, not sure what the actual HE payload ends up being

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but you are launching a bomb at like 600~800 m/s

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45kg shell moving @ 655 m/s with a TNT equivalent of 5.8kg

wraith agate
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tbh

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not really

dire viper
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which part

wraith agate
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the struggle part

dire viper
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modern howitzer shells are much more potent

wraith agate
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modern MBTs have an insane amount of protection

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not just armor

dire viper
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yes but MBT's cant protect tracks and sensitive equipment on the outside of the tank

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Abrams have been mission killed by HE before in combat

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not destroyed

deep sapphire
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Who tf keeps a geo around

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πŸ˜‚

dire viper
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if your track flies off during a battle its a mission kill

wraith agate
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yeah

dire viper
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not even a Lexus will be there

deep sapphire
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The geo prism is basically just a Toyota

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My brother had one

dire viper
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oh its a Toyota Sprinter

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NUMMI PLANT CAR HAHYHAHA

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ok maybe it wont last until the end of time

lost python
dire viper
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LMAO

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literally the thickest you get on a tank roof is like 80mm's of hard steel

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and normally its like 40~60mm's

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small shaped charge capable of penetrating 200mm of hard steel vs shitty tank roof

deep sapphire
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NUMMI cars were fine

sly elk
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someone who gets more than like 3 speeding tickets in a year should just be legally required to drive a geo metro for a year

wraith agate
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a tank's ECM literally can't do shit against grenade

lost python
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the drone is the electric component

dire viper
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well, very few tanks actually have ECM

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only specific models of the T-80 and T-90 have ECM

wraith agate
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well yes but the drone is not a projectile

dire viper
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most of them are already blown up

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actually I think all of the T-90's with ECM have been destroyed

lost python
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but i mean, its not like there are electric components inside shells either

sly elk
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with no top. so when it rains they get wet.

wraith agate
dire viper
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Shtora-1 can be easily countered by launching lots of wire guided missiles or a joint attack against a T-90

sly elk
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actually let's do this for people who get DUIs

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actually no

dire viper
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yea the Metro is a Swift

sly elk
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but yes

deep sapphire
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It was just rebadged Japanese cars

dire viper
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Shtora is kinda goofy

deep sapphire
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Sold by General Motors

sly elk
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make them regret ever doing bad things behind the wheel

deep sapphire
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πŸ˜‚

dire viper
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when the Shtora system detects a wire guided missile it overwrites the turret control from the gunner/commander and instantly faces the missile

dire viper
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Shtora is actually very effective but also it does nothing against 1400m/s APFSDS

wraith agate
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especially modern sabots

lost python
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huh?

dire viper
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wha

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DU rods are just DU rods

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same with Tungsten rods

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modern HE has lots of electronics tho

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the multi use HE that the abrams uses may be able to be confused?

wraith agate
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hmm

dire viper
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not sure on how the system works, but afaik its preprogrammed by the Fire Control Computer and has internal memory

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how airburst normally works

lost python
dire viper
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same on 40mm autocannons

dire viper
wraith agate
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HMM

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then what does it have to counter stuffs?

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or is it specifically counters missiles/

dire viper
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M1147 AMP

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Air burst/point detonation/delayed detonation

dire viper
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which is effective

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only issue is that if you have APS, APS will instantly kill any infantry next to you

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like hard core turn them into mist usually

wraith agate
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oh that is problematic for a simple reason

dire viper
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TROPHY, which is on the Abrams and Bradley, launches a giant cone of shrapnel to intercept the projectile

wraith agate
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most tanks, at least on the US side, used as an infantry vehicle

dire viper
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the Bradley is

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but US doctrine, and almost all western doctrine, uses tanks as heavy fire support

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so Tanks have to sit by infantry usually

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which is why the Abrams has city fighting packages like TUSK

lost python
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given that we have now seen that kamikaze drones are more or less the future, even those wont help anymore though

dire viper
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against a well regulated and armed force idk if drones would do much

wraith agate
# dire viper the Bradley is

maybe using the wrong term, but in this case, the Abrams used for cover fire and protection, not to transport troops

dire viper
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US already invested in anti drone weapons years ago

lost python
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guess it also depends on how well equipped the enemy is

dire viper
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they have whole squads outfitted for the job

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funny laser weapons

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the new JLTV can even have an anti drone kit attached to it

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The CLWS can be put on vehicles or be standalone

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and for a boeing product it does actually work

lost python
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crazy how accurate the vision of the C&C generals guys was regarding future weapons lmao

dire viper
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lmao

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tbf a lot of the tech was being worked on even back in the 70's

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Russia was doing giant goddamn chemical lasers iirc

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like tank sized

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aka they just give ppl cancer almost instantly

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Russia had a lot of interest in lasers and during the Soviet Union they worked on them a lot, culminating in the 1k17 Szhatie

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not sure what the actual laser tech was, but each tube used a 30kg artificial ruby

lost python
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fucking 30kg ruby per laser

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im amazed they had some sort of portable power generation strong enough to power this thing

inland mauve
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did it work?

lost python
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who knows exactly but the soviets claimed it did work, but was extremely expensive.
apparently the radiation was strong enough to shut down computer systems, melt plastics, permanently insta-blind people and destroy lenses/any sort of vision equipment

inland mauve
royal forge
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Just trust us bro

outer gust
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uh, building a very budget pc for ffxiv atm, with the intention of slowly adding to it with the years. is an amd ryzen 5 5600g a good cpu/gpu option for ffxiv? obviously hard to say with the graphics update but.. I don't need ultra settings ofc, just mid to low is fine for now

lost python
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its alright and will certainly be enough for ffxiv

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the GPU will be the bigger issue and nobody can really tell you how exactly the game will run yet. anything better than an RTX 2060 should be fine though

outer gust
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cool! thanks for the info.. I do plan on getting a dedicated graphics chip at some point but yeah rn budget is tight

lost python
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oh well with the integrated gpu of the 5600g you most likely wont be able to play this

real edge
outer gust
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hmm I see lemme look into it

lost python
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if you have a decent used market you could also look for older GPUs that people sell for cheap

modest moss
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I would also wait before making any decisions until the benchmark has released and we can judge how close to the quoted min/req specs actually are

cerulean talon
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I love it

dire viper
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As much bs there is around Soviet stuff, the stuff like that did actually work

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The 152mm gun tank they were developing only ever existed as a test bed tho

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The actual Black Eagle was a really shitty mock-up that never got properly tested

dire viper
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This paint job is a tad awesome

cerulean talon
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It is quite nice.

deep sapphire
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bring back the XLR-V

dire viper
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I remember them being cool

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But also idk anything about caddies

deep sapphire
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it was a Corvette C6 with Cadillac styling and what not

dire viper
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Oh whaaaa

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Thats awesome

deep sapphire
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it had the updated Northstar V8 that supposedly fixed the head bolts stretching

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but like typical GM

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they fix the problem

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then they discontinue it

dire viper
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Camaro/Cadillac/Corvette looking thing

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Tbh that hard angular Cadillac styling was the best

deep sapphire
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agreed

dire viper
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The CTS looked like it was way more than it actually was lmfao

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Obviously the CTS-V but all of them looked like aggressive sedans

kind rune
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if not.... i wouldnt do that 15

kind rune
dire viper
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Yea this is about right for restoring cars

dire viper
sly elk
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IDK why GM decided Cadillacs should look like Nissans

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the funny thing is they still seem to be using the angular styling in the celestiq and lyriq

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I'm guessing it's because they want to use the same bodies on buick/chevy/other brands

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and the angular cadillac designs are too distinct to get away with doing that

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which is hella funny because chrysler with theoretically a way smaller engineering budget manages to do it all the time

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ha i'm curious to see if GM styles the presidential limo after the chinese-market-exclusive CT6

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why gm, why?!

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such a generic looking car

paper tusk
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the presidential limo is a truck lowered to look like a car (so that it can carry armouring and countermeasures) so style wise it's a bit open book

sly elk
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i mean, they plop a body on top of it. They can do whatever they want.

inland mauve
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does marking a video as "Made for Kids" on Youtube affect its reach?

deep sapphire
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I had this same issue and it was caused by ASUS's bullshit default settings

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the auto OC shit should not be on by default

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sly elk
sly elk
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but that would be a rare moment in time.

dire viper
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we must curb the loss of profit from inflation that we are creating said someone in the nvidida exec room that doesnt understand how anything works

waxen relic
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I'm wondering why a 1650 price went up

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That's not even mid range anymore

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Most of the computers I see now have either a 20 series or higher starting

sly elk
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if they still make it, the price is going up

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nvidia has been notoriously stingy on their low end for a loooong time

deep sapphire
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they also said this applies to AIB partners

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so this headline is some clickbait nonsense lmao

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yes 3 low end skus nobody should be buying might go up in price

deep sapphire
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a full size luxury car with a fuckin tiny turbo engine

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πŸ˜’

sly elk
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i realize i butchered that saying but

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that engine bay must be interesting

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tbh the old ct6 also came standard with a turbo 4

deep sapphire
sly elk
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also tbh

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the ct6 had one ugly fucking engine bay

deep sapphire
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let me just remove all this fuckin plastic

sly elk
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like the struts look like a last minute fuck up

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and the strut towers are uuugly

deep sapphire
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remember when valve bodies and intake manifolds were made of metal

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TUNED PORT INJECTION

sly elk
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hell yea

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i'm glad i got to see a few cool looking engine bays in cars for mere mortals before they went away haha

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still my benchmark for engine bays even though, it's definitely not the best

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but you could get these for $45,000 back in the day

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and when people dressed them up oh boy

deep sapphire
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is that the 6.1

sly elk
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yep yep

dire viper
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these guys dont have a Porsche 32valve V8 and it shows πŸ˜”

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my interview went really well

deep sapphire
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I almost bought one of those out of basic training bro I was almost a fuckin boot

sly elk
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the 6.4 and hellcat are better but they don't look as cool

sly elk
deep sapphire
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I didnt even know that was a meme

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until years later

dire viper
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they had 4 Porsche 928 32 valves pulled out for rebuild

deep sapphire
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😭

dire viper
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and they do full restos on cars

deep sapphire
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the 6.1 also had some pretty bad issues with lifters

sly elk
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actually

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ngl that still looks good haha

dire viper
sly elk
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see i'd expect a porsche engine to look good

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idk how it is on the cayman since it's hidden away

dire viper
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look how far back the engine sits

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its front mid

sly elk
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yep

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ALSO WTF IT HAS A NORMAL INTAKE

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not some weird ass manifold with the filter built into it in the most awkward way possible

dire viper
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928 GTS has a 5.4 liter 90 degree V8

sly elk
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actually nvm it kinda still is in the back isn't it haha

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why can't germans use a fucking airbox

dire viper
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a whole ass 350hp

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yea the intake runs all the way to the back of the engine bay

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with a giant filter

sly elk
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i like the vw where the air filter is built into the engine cover

dire viper
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that then goes into the throttle bodies

sly elk
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it's so stupid XD

deep sapphire
dire viper
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iirc the V8 was designed to be rear engine originally?

sly elk
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^ to be fair, that air filter is way too small isn't it

dire viper
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or at least mid engine

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so it had some wacky placement in the car

sly elk
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i have mixed feelings about cone filters

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they look cool but they suck for performance

dire viper
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I have mixed feelings about ppl who dont buy the special oil to put on the cone filters

sly elk
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HAHAHAAHA

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yea I tried a K&N once. Just once. the panel kind.

dire viper
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cause the filters usually require a special oil you coat the filter with that grabs tiny particles

sly elk
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after some time I was like ugh if i wash this i won't be able to use my car for a few days until it dries huh. Fuck this.

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plus with the oil there's no good indicator on how well it'll filter vs a paper filter

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like did you dry it out enough? did you apply enough oil? What if you applied too much?

dire viper
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yuh

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idk most normal filters are like fine

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you really dont need to go to different filters unless you are going crazy high power N/A or going forced induction

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also ram intakes exist

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which work well enough

deep sapphire
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when you see someone with a K&N filter you know it was never maintained

dire viper
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true

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I can convert my airbox to a CSL air filter and that air filter is almost as long as the engine lmfao

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cause it is the entire width of the airbox which accommodates 6 ITB's

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the normal air filter on my engine is a tiny guy but idk car makes 330hp (probably 100 more than the shit boxes with K&N filters)

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I also hate the funny hp number

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cause ppl never clarify if its crank or wheel

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and then they try to pass crank numbers off as wheel

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my car is 330hp crank, 290 wheel

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if it had a ZF 8 speed it probably would only lose like 10hp smh

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that transmission has very little driveline loss

deep sapphire
sly elk
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I mean the check engine light is on

deep sapphire
lime wasp
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I put my ITX build into an MATX case for better airflow and so I can accommodate bigger GPUs in the future....but the cabling looks like crap because of the placement of the headers on an ITX board HyurSad

deep sapphire
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how is this not a lemon lmao

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Subaru should be buying this piece of shit back

dire viper
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imagine if it went to the dealer for a minor thing, and a tech fucked up something and now its just lemoned the car

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imagine if its just a bad ground Kek

sly elk
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β€œIt’s like driving a computer!”

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The computers aren’t the problem though, it’s the cheap wiring, sketchy contact points, and jank sensors

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I think lol

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Sometimes they don’t make the computers right either though

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Makes me laugh when some boomer loses their shit about screens in the dashboard when they’re way way simpler than ye olde 8 mechanical gauge cluster with a 6 cd changer and tape deck and

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And 90s style PowerPC computers everywhere

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Talking to eachbother on weird proprietary interfaces

paper tusk
odd sand
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Aren't they still using CANBUS tho?

sly elk
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nah I was talking about stuff from before canbus i guess

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like ford eec iv or whatever

sly elk
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dude's got a lot going on in that room

umbral moss
# odd sand Aren't they still using CANBUS tho?

Canbus makes me irrationally angry because our electronics team figured out how to use can for power and data so now we use it for everything even though it's a fragile piece of shit comm spec and hot plugging devices into it has a chance of blowing up the entire chain of devices

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They're running 45w heater elements off can, like, that's not what that +15 is for endure

umbral moss
earnest sedge
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Ugh i need a new logitech mouse

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Somethings off with left click

sharp star
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replace the switch

umbral moss
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New switch plus solder and tools versus new mouse

celest violet
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If its the g600 they aren't made anymore iirc, so repair would be an okay option

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Although you can still get them on ebay tbf

dire viper
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YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP

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Anybody who’s done web development

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Cringe

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LOL

deep sapphire
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well its like all these companies that use shorten urls

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like who tf knows if you can trust that

dire viper
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Yes but it’s super fucking bad

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Any word with β€œx” in it because Twitter

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So uh

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Trying to think of another example

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I mean the Netflix one is funny

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Netflix becomes Netflitwitter

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Whoever suggested this change (absolutely not any rational web dev) is just off their rocker

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Time to run scams on wack ass urls now haha

wide hill
dire viper
#

Yes

wide hill
#

elon musk doesn't know about regex

dire viper
#

I wonder if Elon himself wrote this

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og X.com, before it was merged with PayPal, was by far one of the worst banking apps to ever exist

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You could steal peoples money just by having half their routing number

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Cause Elon did the website himself with no actual formal education on web development

random marlin
#

twitterntwittertwitter

dire viper
#

And then he got voted out of PayPal cause he was actually insane

wide hill
#

too bad they didn't just replace just the word twitter with X

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instead of checking the .com

umbral moss
#

people are still calling it Twitter, it's x now so make them stop

wide hill
#

that would be hilarious

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if any time you are forced to write X in an acadamic paper for accuracy's sake, you are required to add "X (Previously known as Twitter)" in every time you are going to be using the platform name

dire viper
#

They say that on the news now

wide hill
#

elon musk froathing his mouth if anyone says X in a news platform

inland mauve
#

The Social Medium Formerly Known As Twitter

sly elk
#

maybe even less

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at this point I imagine anyone that could have gotten a job somewhere else has

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it comes as no shock that their developers are making half assed hackjobs of everything now

inland mauve
#

iirc more than half of all Twitter accounts are bots now

umbral moss
#

So self selecting only people who are literally wageslaves want to work there

odd sand
# dire viper YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP

I mean, it's stupid they didn't test that and figure it out first, but at the same time I give them credit for heading off that sort of potential thing when domains cost like $2/yr. I've seen too many super obvious typosquatting domains that I wonder why companies hadn't bought up already.

#

Just buy up like the 500 most obvious typo ones and ohno $1000/yr in costs.

dire viper
#

Yes

wide hill
sly elk
#

?

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oh yea

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you have like 30 days to get a new job to sponsor you iirc

wide hill
#

so it's almost like keeping them hostage

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though i have heard issues with h1b and such where people that are on that program are more afraid of speaking back due to them can lose their job and such.

inland mauve
#

the man who tried to whistleblow on SeaGate had his status as an immigrant worker used against him by that man who owned the company

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and was put under pressure to drop the case

dire viper
#

yea sounds right

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my mom never got her citizenship cause they kept changing laws specifically to make it more difficult

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and she had lived in the US since she was 10 lol

buoyant falcon
#

Anyone else find it weird that certain car manufacturers are assuring us that self-driving cars totally work despite the fact that the most popular form of CAPTCHA right now involves traffic-related images? mooglethink

deep sapphire
#

maybe in 10 years it'll be completely viable option

dire viper
#

so far only tesla has gotten completely screwed over on how they worded their driver assists

hallow scaffold
#

I would love owning a self driving car when that shit actually works cause I hate driving. But I don't wanna die like

dire viper
#

cause they keep trying to sell it as full self driving

dire viper
#

despite only Cadillac having the highest rated SAE drivers assist

buoyant falcon
# hallow scaffold https://tenor.com/view/car-is-going-down-gif-9059014168161261076

That just make me think of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fvsItXYgzk

Toonces' owners (Steve Martin, Victoria Jackson) discover he can drive a car, but not very well. They worry when he goes to take his driver's test with Kevin Nealon. Aired 05/20/89

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dire viper
#

Mercedes will have a system thats a step above that apparently next year

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and SAE is certifying it

deep sapphire
sly elk
cold yacht
#

green tailligfhts thats weird

deep sapphire
#

doesnt europe have a thing where if you panic stop the brake lights flash rapidly

sly elk
#

TBH

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european cars have actually usable tail lights

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ours are just bullshit

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"are they hitting the brakes and their left brake light isn't working? Or is that a turn signal?"

#

(ok ok the center light is indicating they are on the brakes)

deep sapphire
#

one thing I use to hate before they sorta fixed it was when LED DRLs were newish and you literally couldnt see a fuckin turn signal from the front

#

I would like to see the adoption of people using their hazards when traffic backs up on the highway because getting rear ended from those is way too common

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hell I did it to someone once when I was 20 was merging into the center lane in my camry and traffic was backed up I tried braking hard af but no avail my hood rode under their suv lmao

sly elk
#

and also tfw you're about to walk/drive past a GM vehicle with the reverse lights on

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and you stop for a sec

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then you realize there's nobody in the fucking car

muted spoke
# sly elk

the blue light is what they're trying to standardize on for "I'm driving autonomously"

sly elk
sly elk
#

you can turn it off

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in fact I'm pretty sure i did on the cadillac

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probably turned itself on after replacing the battery at some point lol

wraith agate
#

That's weird

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Did the driver leave it in reverse before leaving the car?

sly elk
#

nope. They do that when you turn the car off.

wraith agate
#

Bruh

sly elk
#

they turn on when you unlock too

paper tusk
#

🀑 (my chrysler only has headlights on for about 30 seconds after turning off like a normal car should as part of copied features)

sly elk
#

right

wraith agate
#

I still find it weird you guys don't have dedicated turn signals and brake lights

sly elk
#

sometimes we do get cars with it

#

the weird thing is euro cars for the american market often ditch them!

paper tusk
#

the regulations are dumb as rocks

wraith agate
#

Well here's the thing, if you learn the signals, that's fine and dandy, but as was mentioned, a malfunction can get someone confused and rear end another car

paper tusk
#

you can import a skoda and change the dash settings to mph and the feds will act like you are eating babies but if you get a na vw and put leds to fake it and make everyone go blind that's legit (since there's no regulation)

wraith agate
#

Oh same here

sly elk
wraith agate
#

Led lights should be fixed because damn hell, they're blinding

sly elk
#

also the amber turn signals are considerably brighter

sly elk
#

hmmm wow I didn't expect that one

#

I bought a full size 5.25" dvd drive and a usb external case to watch my old DVDs and uh

#

it's... actually way faster to start playing a video in VLC than those little $20 dvd players

#

HECK YEA

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quieter too

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and i don't have to worry about cracking any more dvds

odd sand
# sly elk

Now we can get blinded by tailights as well as headlights? heh

inland mauve
#

god the license structure for Adobe product is actually so god awful now

#

not only do you have to pay through the nose monthly to use their products

#

they also fine you if you try to terminate your subscription?

lost python
#

It's terrible yes

inland mauve
#

I just wanted to buy the latest versions of Photoshop and Premiere, but this is stupid

lost python
inland mauve
#

and like

#

for what?

#

what do you actually get for it?

#

what makes it better than the older versions?

#

y'know what, fuck premiere, I think I'll try out Vegas

lost python
#

Unless you plan to actively use it for the entire year, it's not worth it anymore. It's expensive and cancelling before the renewal date has you pay the difference until then

inland mauve
#

and it sounds actually illegal

inland mauve
#

Premiere is a piece of shit anyway

#

I accidentally overwrote one of my projects yesterday

#

with an empty project

lost python
#

Davinci is a little weird to get into but I like it and it's free

inland mauve
#

the warning window popped up but before I could do anything it was already too late

#

it's all gone

#

at least the video was already published LappCry

pine thistle
inland mauve
#

it's going to be painful to give up on Photoshop though

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but enough is enough

lost python
#

Well yeah

inland mauve
#

yeah I know

lost python
#

Affinity was supposed to be close but they just fucked over their Userbase too

pine thistle
#

Yeah don't really wanna learn something else so will see what I'll do if I need PS again

#

Premiere I mostly used to cut and encode videos so I just use ffmpeg for that now

#

will also miss Illustrator

inland mauve
#

I only do light editing anyway, nothing too fancy

#

I don't have time to go all out, I'd never get any videos done KEKW

lost python
#

Man I wish I saved that pic on Twitter that someone shared of Adobe alternatives for every use case

pine thistle
#

the affinity stuff is decent apparently

inland mauve
pine thistle
#

need to try those, cause other alternatives aren't really alternatives

#

like people saying gimp replaces PS, pls

inland mauve
#

oh thank god, one time payment

lost python
pine thistle
#

if you're gonna be a Adobe competitor you gotta get that part right at least lol

inland mauve
pine thistle
#

i.e. "there was a big check"

lost python
inland mauve
#

I'm just a tiny amateur, I'm not a big content creator who makes bank on every video Anime_Saber_Cry

lost python
#

Krita or gimp it is then

pine thistle
#

Figma was nice, but they're going to shit too

inland mauve
#

it's all going to shit

#

I love late stage capitalism

#

you can't trust corpos

#

ever

#

they will fuck you over

pine thistle
#

yep

#

Can't even trust Hashicorp anymore

lost python
#

Every company is out to make money. Even more so when it's public and run by shareholders.
And if it isn't then it will be bought up by a company that is

pine thistle
#

granted if I was a founder and could get acquired with enough of a paycheck that I could comfortably retire I'd do it too

inland mauve
#

it's the part where they abuse their market leader position to increase revenue by introducing all these shitty awful monetization schemes without any innovation

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making more money without having to do anything for it

lost python
#

And then a blender comes around

pine thistle
#

god fuck Autodesk

inland mauve
#

I'll figure something out uwucarby

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I'll give DaVinci a shot

inland mauve
#

such a huge middle finger to the industry

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and to corpos worldwide

#

Unity used to be the same but now the corpos have infected that company sadly

#

well at least they got rightfully slapped when they tried to smear shit all over a good thing

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like wow! if your tool is free, the barrier of entry is low, people use it and learn it, and then when they become professionals, they will buy a license so they can make money with it!

#

who would've thought

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not Adobe, that's for sure

golden stream
inland mauve
#

what was the industry standard before Blender again?

#

Maya?

golden stream
#

Maya, and still standard tho

pine thistle
#

still is for rigging and animation tbh

inland mauve
#

I remember people being pushed away from it because a licence cost like a thousand bucks or something

pine thistle
#

pipelines don't move that fast

#

there's so much you gotta rewrite

golden stream
#

^

pine thistle
#

and people don't like change either

golden stream
#

that's how you can capitalize

pine thistle
#

the Maya riggers at work aren't a fan of us planning to do rigging in houdini

golden stream
#

also Adobe acquired Substance suit in the sneezing

pine thistle
golden stream
#

now 3D peep good luck paying Adobe subs for making 3D materials

pine thistle
#

shits expensive

golden stream
#

hey Houdini has free option but quite limited

pine thistle
#

yeah but that's not really viable for companies

golden stream
#

but still an option AND also allow you to buy it as perpetual license

#

fair, ya

inland mauve
#

they are just like actually out of their god damn minds

pine thistle
#

Autodesk also acquired Shotgun so now we're stuck with them even if we stop using maya

#

yayyy

inland mauve
#

this is for individual users btw

#

not even the company license

golden stream
#

for adobe shiet: Imma sail 7 seas

inland mauve
#

this is what they expect you to fork over even if you're an amateur

pine thistle
#

they immediately renamed it to Shotgrid after acquiring, probably cause mimimi guns

and now they renamed it to fucking "Flow Production Tracking" which is the most garbage name I've ever seen

inland mauve
#

so fuck that

golden stream
inland mauve
#

someone who had to cancel their sub because they couldn't afford it anymore

#

and got that charge suddenly slapped on it

#

it should be illegal

golden stream
#

^^^^^

inland mauve
#

it's fucking evil

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it's just straight up actually corporate evil

golden stream
#

it's straight evil

inland mauve
#

so fuck Adobe, I'm never paying for that shit, I'd rather learn other tools

golden stream
#

that's why to adobe imma sail 7 seas if there's no tools to replace (After Effect)

pine thistle
#

it's a lil pricey unfortunately

golden stream
#

the commercial version tho

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I can use the non-commercial version and try out

paper tusk
potent arrow
#

Adobe is evil but it'll cost me so much more time to learn new tools

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not to mention redoing all my profiles for print shops

golden stream
#

fair ya

#

but then
how many year had passed and yet AE still NOT have folder layer??????????

potent arrow
#

Like it is not black and white for people who actually do this for a living/for a jobs, its incredibly hard to learn something not industry standard and losing the ability to be super efficient with hotkeys and such is a huge net loss. I don't even look at my hotbar whenever using design tools, I just hotkey my shelf through it all

inland mauve
#

yeah I get it

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that's why I am reluctant to get rid of Photoshop

#

and my Photoshop skills are the reason why I started looking at other Adobe tools in the first place

potent arrow
inland mauve
#

but to then see that Adobe has such a disgusting monetization system with fines if you try to cancel your subscription

golden stream
#

there's a pain of multiple art program, then psd yeeting across programs only to find out certain functions are not compatible playdead

inland mauve
#

it seriously makes me consider how much I am willing to give up, since I lack the experience with the rest of the Creative Suite that I have with Photoshop

#

no habits to unlearn when it comes to video editing etc

potent arrow
#

I will say, to me there's nothing like the Adobe work flow. I can drag their PSD for example into any of their programs and it'll act as a smart object

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and I can live change them in one program

#

and it'll update every where

inland mauve
#

yeah that kind of interaction is going to be sorely missed

#

I really appreciate that kind of functionality in Office in my daily work

potent arrow
#

so I can have illustrator, InDesign and Photoshop

potent arrow
#

learning other tools is just learning to do things Adobe products can do then trying to figure it out in another program

inland mauve
#

the commitment

#

like I know that the five finger discount is tempting

#

but I actually WANTED to do this the legitimate way

golden stream
#

I'd say, if the company/workplace provides Adobe suit, I would use it, but not for personal acc/project/whatever considering the pricing

inland mauve
#

and that is exactly my problem

#

for companies I understand having a subscription based approach

potent arrow
#

I would get in trouble because I send my work to print shops

#

that's all I'll say on that matter

inland mauve
#

maybe I should just use alternatives for now

#

and buy the license if I ever start making money off of it

potent arrow
#

I mean

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uh DMS lol

inland mauve
#

okay so different question about Youtube Shorts

#

apparently the reason why I can't set thumbnails is... because you can only set thumbnails if you upload them from Android

potent arrow
#

viyyyyy ITS 7 am and I CAN HEAAAT THE AE ERROR NOISE AAAAAAAAAA

#

AAASSAAADKFJEIEJDKD

potent arrow
#

insanity

#

I do want to say, I wish there was a viable alternative to CC but aye.....gl

golden stream
#

don't ask, it's Youtube, defo something will broken

potent arrow
#

I actually retweeted this recently

#

at least DaVinci resolve is coming for them recently

golden stream
#

DaVinci has a lite AE (Fusion) and Au intergrated lol which is actually more rounded than Premier

inland mauve
#

this is such a stupid system

potent arrow
#

its kinda nice

inland mauve
#

uploading a short from desktop has everything so much more convenient

#

but for SOME REASON your ability to set a thumbnail is turned off

golden stream
#

LMFAO

inland mauve
#

meanwhile uploading it from Android is such an inferior experience

#

you can't even set a description or separate tags from the title

#

but that is the only way you can choose which frame to set as the thumbnail

potent arrow
#

Rico learning how stinky content creation can be is hilarious

inland mauve
#

my latest short had Kerfur and the "Hang In There" poster in the thumbnail by accident and it pulled more than three times as many views

#

so the thumbnail is definitely important

inland mauve
#

WHY ISN'T THERE ONE SOLUTION THAT COVERS ALL BASES

#

why does Youtube have time to completely overhaul their layout but not to fix this

#

apparently this issue has existed since 2022

dreamy chasm
#

it's dogshit because they know people will use it anyway

potent arrow
#

yeeeep

inland mauve
#

I guess I'll hit upload on this short and see what happens

dreamy chasm
#

their dominance has gotten to the point where they aren't incentivized to improve the experience

inland mauve
#

oh god and the subtitles are also gone

dreamy chasm
#

is there any way to upload from android and edit the description and tags afterwards?

potent arrow
#

subtitles on shorts?

#

that's a thing?

golden stream
#

yes

dreamy chasm
#

dont people bake that into the video itself

potent arrow
#

yeah

#

that's what I tought

inland mauve
#

yeah I probably need to start doing that

dreamy chasm
#

fuck you xiaomi

inland mauve
#

instead of using the built-in sub system of Youtube

potent arrow
#

uh you should lol

dreamy chasm
#

yeah

potent arrow
#

there's a reason why people never use the built in

#

nobody will ever see it

dreamy chasm
#

their systems are shit so you shouldnt be relying on them as much as possible

inland mauve
#

yeah yeah I will from now on

#

I am a hole learner

#

I learn by falling into every pot hole on the way there

dreamy chasm
#

there's an innuendo to be made here

#

but i will not

potent arrow
#

by the time they find the button the short will be over

potent arrow
#

or drags my work into the recycle bin and tell me to start over T-T

inland mauve
#

I know that this video had reach because it's my first short that got downvotes KEKW

lost python
potent arrow
#

Rico imma pick you in a room and teach you Photoshop

dreamy chasm
#

you'll get used to it eventually

lost python
dreamy chasm
#

on that note

inland mauve
#

I know Photoshop

dreamy chasm
#

i need to start forcing myself to learn da vinci

potent arrow
#

maaaaaaiaaaaaa

lost python
#

It's neat

dreamy chasm
#

hiii

inland mauve
#

I taught myself Photoshop to make signatures for forums

dreamy chasm
#

what's up

potent arrow
#

I have golf clubs, can you help me break someone's knees

dreamy chasm
#

can we do it while

#

holding hands

#

locking fingers..

potent arrow
#

yes

dreamy chasm
#

let's fucking go

potent arrow
#

knee breaking time

dreamy chasm
potent arrow
#

oh btw fun fact, I've played for CC for many years now and my AI functionality is still broken lol

#

I guess the funny caveat is that if I receive like one or two commissions it does pay for my yearly sub....

dreamy chasm
#

i just

#

have a pirated ps install that i got from my arts major friend

potent arrow
#

as mentor I have to smack ya

#

bonk

dreamy chasm
#

harder..

#

i dont have money to throw around

potent arrow
wraith agate
#

I should pirate a newer version of ps

dreamy chasm
#

unless you need newer features, you probably dont

potent arrow
#

yep

#

cc2022 runs on my PC better then 2024

#

I've been locking it to 2022 on my machines lmao

dreamy chasm
#

funny thing about software is you just need to get the thing that does the job

potent arrow
#

THEY BROKE MAKE PATH IN THE RECENT VERSION

wraith agate
potent arrow
#

HOLY SHIT I WAS SO MAD

wraith agate
#

Unless

#

I reinstall again and see if I fudged up something

dreamy chasm
#

worth a try

#

im pretty sure a lot of sound engineers working in the music industry are still running 10-20 year old versions of audio software just bc their workflow's already set in stone

wraith agate
#

Obviously worth a try, better than paying for adobe

dreamy chasm
#

yea

potent arrow
#

I wish I wasnt so busy with school

#

I want to do another commission for the city

#

they pay so much for the dumbest task

dreamy chasm
potent arrow
#

"I need this picture of a rep on the side of a building using this dog"

dreamy chasm
#

500 dollars

#

?

wraith agate
#

Sarah taking that guberment monee

potent arrow
#

great so you want a raster image of this dude holding a dog on a generic background I had in my library with a single@line of text

#

cool

#

oh you are a big governing body? easy 800$

dreamy chasm
#

I need to get off my ass and start grinding again

potent arrow
#

oh you want it on VINYL?! 1k

dreamy chasm
#

I've been trying to get into making audio, but irl bs's cut into my momentum a little bit

potent arrow
#

I think the best part is that in COLORBLIND and nobody has realized yet....

dreamy chasm
#

pay me 20 dollars and ill verify if the colors are what they should be

potent arrow
#

"This work is slightly desaturated"
spits out drinks

potent arrow
#

it works well

dreamy chasm
#

im joking

potent arrow
#

nah I usually have a color seeing dog when doing things on a time crunch

dreamy chasm
#

woof..

potent arrow
#

I'm glad I don't do this for a livin

golden stream
#

sobbing in 4 screens with 4 different results

#

yeahhh I need a calibrator

potent arrow
#

T-T

#

reminds me I need to find someone to comission more art of my oc for the next eng conference ahdhhdhfisjs

dreamy chasm
#

I don't think I'll ever need to do color sensitive work

#

thankfully

potent arrow
dreamy chasm
#

i cant afford a calibrator anyways

potent arrow
#

LOL

dreamy chasm
#

😭

#

at least it isn't

#

an overwatch tourney

dreamy chasm
potent arrow
#

a local shop does it for me

dreamy chasm
#

I don't know any that carry them

#

I guess I'll have to look around

#

... none in my area that advertise, that's for sure

#

someone's selling a spyder 3 for 30 bucks here

potent arrow
#

Wat lol

inland mauve
dreamy chasm
#

yea

#

let me check the

#

listing

inland mauve
#

my rates start at €60 per hour smug_yshtola

dreamy chasm
#

it seems like it should work

#

seems like they just want to get rid of it

potent arrow
#

yolo

dreamy chasm
#

... ill consider it

#

maybe i can make some money off of calibrating monitors for other people too

#

if the listing's still up in a week i'll just jump

potent arrow
#

all my money is gone rn lol

dreamy chasm
#

ah. rip

dreamy chasm
#

@potent arrow how big do u think the market is for asmr of husky sounding women mouthing off affirmations?...

potent arrow
#

LOL

dreamy chasm
#

im thinking abt it

potent arrow
#

judging by some users of this server, pretty big

dreamy chasm
#

time to grind..

pine thistle
real edge
#

if you have a vtuber avatar that matches that voice and you are good at asmr you will most likely hit it big lol

inland mauve
#

what does "husky sounding" mean

dreamy chasm
#

I don't have money to pay for a vtube avatar

royal forge
dreamy chasm
#

I think I'd rather just use art of my ingame character

royal forge
#

and tbh, most vtubers start with just PNG

dreamy chasm
#

yeah

royal forge
#

thats why they get called PNGTubers

dreamy chasm
pine thistle
inland mauve
#

you can also go for a PNGtuber first

#

and plug it into veadotube

dreamy chasm
dreamy chasm
potent arrow
golden stream
#

also PNGtube is quite cheapo

dreamy chasm
#

here's the only non incriminating clip in my library

royal forge
#

you could do one of em Mummy tubers

potent arrow
#

mines fully rigged too

royal forge
#

ara ara

golden stream
#

you can also have one for free(TM) via REALITY app, it's a kind of social media but you use your avatar instead so kinda pseudo vtubing

dreamy chasm
#

I'd just cam if it weren't for the fact that putting on makeup is a pain in the ass

royal forge
#

Just uh

dreamy chasm
#

LOL

royal forge
#

dont audition for Nijisanji

dreamy chasm
#

I don't have plans to

golden stream
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don't, ever ever, audit to niji

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audit for Phase if you're nutz enough

royal forge
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I HOPE YOUR OSHI STAYS IN NIJI FOREVER

golden stream
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eh at least Brave group is ok enough I think

royal forge
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Join socks vtubing agency

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meet the hags

dreamy chasm
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I don't have the setup to be streaming anyway

golden stream
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LOL YES

dreamy chasm
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im p sure my cpu would die if i did it for more than 2hrs

golden stream
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oh

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if so, start as PNGtube first

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it'll be easier

dreamy chasm
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yeah

royal forge
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Isnt there a way to stream using a "slave PC" as the one that does the encoding?

inland mauve
dreamy chasm
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i don't have the money to make a new pcNekoProud

royal forge
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steal it

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sheesh

dreamy chasm
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no way

dreamy chasm
inland mauve
dreamy chasm
royal forge
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u shud join Rico's stream

dreamy chasm
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but yeah, i could maybe consider a cpu upgrade but

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that'd be a good chunk of my savings

royal forge
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i never commit savings money

inland mauve
dreamy chasm
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yeah NekoProud

royal forge
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unless its specifically ear marked

dreamy chasm
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if anyone wants to paypal me money to say stupid shit on my mic hmu

inland mauve
dreamy chasm
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what do you stream, anyway

royal forge
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hentai games

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he voice acts em

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even the female lines

dreamy chasm
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hmm

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@inland mauve are the allegations true?

inland mauve
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no but

dreamy chasm
inland mauve
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lately I stream mostly Voices of the Void

royal forge
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Rob voices the female lines

dreamy chasm
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I see

inland mauve
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and also coop games with Rob, Sarah and Meara

dreamy chasm
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I might come hang sometime, if you'll have me

inland mauve
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of course owocarby

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I have a link to my Discord in my profile

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it is only for cool people but if you join you're automatically cool

dreamy chasm
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I saw

inland mauve
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unfortunately the no self-advertisement rule forbids me from saying that I stream SHENZHEN I/O tonight

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ah well

royal forge
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MODS BAN THIS BOI

inland mauve
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remember to like and subscribe to Lythero on Youtube

dreamy chasm
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kofi link in bio Kappa

inland mauve
modest moss
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πŸ€”

inland mauve
dreamy chasm
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I forgot I actually had mine linked

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oops

inland mauve
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nothing to see here

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moving on

dreamy chasm
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surely.

inland mauve
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oh god I just got a dating app notification

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the stalker is back

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that's it I'm deleting my account

dreamy chasm
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Dating apps were a mistake

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I haven't had a good experience w them lmao

modest moss
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Man had too much rizz and attracted a nut