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Ngl, feeling a bit attacked. ๐
That is absolutely not "mentally ill raccoon".
Oh wait, you cant see the monster cans
Oh wait...you can't see my two cases of java monster sat in my kitchen...
Nah theyre on the floor and empty, neatly stacked mind you. But uh..... i need to clear them out
So get to it. ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ
on my day off
You're kinda right, before I thought I was kinda like the smart sidekick that the protagonist asks to hack their way through some problem
Can't possibly make it any worse than it already is...
@sinful fulcrum
that cat has the body of the covetous demon from dark souls 2
Thanks for the tip. My grandma wonโt know what hit her.
you gotta play music w screaming in it so they think its normal
oh yeah I almost forgot
you could make a religion out of this
have fun
@mighty kayak I have a theory
this is what wizard with a gun should've been
Man, forget shrooms....I just get stoned in my car before going into the shop. ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ ๐๐จ
what if DJ Khaled was my sleep paralysis demon?
he just yells "DJ KHALED" while standing over you over and over
I was thinking "WE THE BEST" but same thing
I learned something today
Not religious, but I totally agree with the rest. Maybe add some weed in there ๐ค
You mean "burning bush" 
idk it's illegal here lmao
I'm bro

OR...
What if....
And hear me out...
No. ๐ฌ
Just get decoy balls
I cast detect testicles
But your opponent most likely won't
Fuck
that's how you stun them
People wanted to hear me be Scottish for once lmao
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#S...
I was alive for dial-up.
Wait....that's how bad my current Internet is 
Same here, grew up with every aspect of commercial internet
Pretty sure I recall a sizeable age head-start on ya though ๐ค ๐คฃ
Oh 100%
you monster
@mighty kayak
this is where your apprentices go when you fire them
belos is insane enough to shop at walmart
is walmart that bad?(I don't live in The US to have one near me)
I guess we know now
Wow that voice is soooooo annoying ๐
I am sooooo thankful I don't create this kinda food when I'm high as Pterodactyl titties. ๐ฌ
better than english cuisine that's for sure
theoretically speaking that plunger may be cleaner than traditional dishware
3B4
that's a lotta ram
3B1
I like how so far, the middle row has been the same. If a good gin had been there, it'd be that for sure
Bombay is not a good gin, nor is beefeater
Honestly yeh, thats a pretty shitty car to be in
testicular torsion got nothing on this
Or Clint Eastwood.
as a metal guy myself I can tell you 2000s pop music goes hard
80's to early 2000's pop just cannot be beat by the newer stuff, hands down.
it was google\
I made french onion soup once, boring as fuck I'll tell you that
thats a strange way to spell "delicious"
My ever oblivious ass. ๐
If anyone ever had real interest, they'd have their work cut out for them. ๐
it's just one of those mods
holy shit its real https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95JVy76qKmg
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if that ever happened to me id be like "fair point"
Do you even sleep? ๐ค
Not always, i usually sleep at odd times om my days off
Hey look! Me on my way to work
Thought the days off were for the odd times? ๐ค

.... Then why would you be headed to work suffering from odd times? ๐ค
Speaking of 4hrs....that's when I gotta be up to get the smol feral beings ready for the bus. ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ
Spose I better make an attempt at sleep. ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ
odd times? that pic is literally me on my way to work. 4 hrs of sleep, no breakfast cause i dont eat in the morning unless i havent eaten in 3 days, and dehydrated is actually kinda 50/50 cause its mostly caffeine
i see that you couldnt sleep much 
I was up to pee 
fair
'sides, the convo was about your lack of sleep, not my struggling to get to sleep/stay asleep.
how about yes man?
here's a fun fact: This actually happened to me the first time I hade a gram of caffeine in my bloodstream

sure
Fun fact: swedish pizza actually contains both and peanuts
The swedes are the same as the brazilians when it comes to cooking, and specifically pizza
not when it comes to fish
Thats some mighty fine cropping there 
Reminds me of this
mine
grababrushandputalittlemakeup
table?
that's right
I love those guys too lmao

Same
Water cooled PC
good question
My doctor knows better.
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
They animated literally me
The question here is what you don't need
ultra rosa and papillon are unironically good
I've never even seen those flavours(probably because of european food laws or smth) but I literally only drink ultra white so it really doesn't matter
My favs are salted caramel java monster, khaotic, and pipeline punch. ๐
the drink of choice of the classy gamer
guess so, the flavour you prefer shows you who you truly are
it used to be assault until they fucked with it
mine's ultra white so yk
youre a boomer?
or is it more like this?
that's kinda it
holup lemme find the video
i always liked the monster boomer meme
I always thought the boomer was original or red bull
not sure why
i mean you could argue that
I have a theory
monster is one of the OG energy drinks afterall
the boomer doesn't care about the flavour of the drink
he only cares if:
1.the drink is monster
OR
2. the drink has a lot of caffeine
monster just so happens to have the highest volume per can compared to other drinks which means more bang for your buck
oh also Every femboy I know drinks monster
which tbf I don't know a lot but still...
I need to find where you find these memes
no wait I know(the queer twitter accounts I've followed love this stuff)
i dont use twitter 
I use it but I never say anything in there and just see stuff unfold, it's honestly quite fun watching the site burn
cursed knowledge
it's only the truth
femboys are simply that strong
when potatoes invented hash browns they did it because they loved manking and wanted us to have democracy
don't inflate your coke you will attract pyrocynical to your house
you ever see a sodastream go critical?
I want to now
How fizzy can a drink get?
well now I know
Even i recoiled
I'm gonna fucking die
whole new meaning to explosive diarrhea
what are numbers 3 and 4 tho?
anyway
I think william osman did that
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pineapple does have the ability to break down tissue, making it a snack capable of biting back
goldfish
yeah it's doctor Borus
you like driftveil city because of the memes
i like it because i grew up with pokemon gen 5
we are not the same
I would say "get on my level scrub been playing since day 1 literally since the og card game dropped" but i havent touched pokemon since sun and moon and even at that it was barely
Anakin Skywalker kicks Obi-Wan Kenobi in the Kenobis, 20 BBY, canonized.
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i like to help vs your life is in my hands
Huge Long Island vibes
Hank finds out(it's twiter)
dance party time
vector you scare me
i was listening to that mashup 5 minutes ago
i have more
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i used to watch that movie all the time as a kid
thanks for reminding me it exists
this should be the music that plays when you're fighting the USA final boss
@mighty kayak
I always wanted that how'd you know
I woke up in a fucking steamy mood ye? Cause I live in a shithole
ayo why you posting pictures of me?
I envy you
had worse
kinsey scale
I'm getting IN
fruity what?
this is probably how I look dating boys
imagine they run into oryx's dreadnaught
My oldest and his gf are at the kitchen table with me, we're all high af.....said this meme out loud....and their silly minds were blown. ๐คฃ
can you unbullpup an already bullpupped weapon? I have a gun I would like to do it to
more specifically the ShAK-12 12.7*55mm battle rifle
does this help?
last time I did that I got called a stalker

