pine geode
In URA you gotta get places in races and win the finale on top of that.
But if you forget about trying to go for the top and maxxing your run, MANT is very chill. Just train up until you’re ready to start really going into the races and get a solid skill combo going.
Ayabe!
arctic kayak
i was using ayabe because her goals were less strict than golshi's but when i switched to mant i just used her again anyway just because i like her and also it would be funny to get the golshi win NOT with golshi
ruby mirage
Do not take yanko's donuts by @Flarin_495
runic whale
I won't ever wrong yanko because
ruby mirage
pull for her 
arctic kayak
pull for her <:TazunaBlegh:1475331687134138380>
in like 8 years
ruby mirage
enough time to save 
ruby mirage
In my current planning, i would have around 140k+ carats around the Almond Eye Speed banner. And still won't have enough for the Yanko Wit banner.
runic whale
I'm not pulling for anything so I'd probably have a lot few carats
ruby mirage
I had to drop almond eye speed pulls from 600 to 400 to get anime oguri and stay gold to 200 pulls each
runic whale
400 guarantees a 2lb so thats good enough
who knows, you might get lucky and MLB it thetre
there
ruby mirage
I have gotten lucky with 200 pulls before. With the kitasan + el rerun and ntr pulls. Managed to get mlb with those cards with 200 pulls
Also, is the boosted chance for the banner card split between two cards, or do they each get a boost?
runic whale
split
ruby mirage
split
damn. Because most of meta cards are split with pal cards that you really only need 0LB or 1LB to be useful
potent trail
harem laurel strikes again. i didnt even mention sugar nation this entire time but. presenting:
also, enjoy this stronk background baku and creacher chiyo
her arc next!!! 
ruby mirage
need to read the food manga and pisu pisu
runic whale
harem laurel strikes again. i didnt even mention sugar nation this entire time b...
They're talking like they're dating
That is most literally the Filipino (Romantic) Love Language
potent trail
laurel inherited all the sakura rizz. she just, reluctantly lets the others borrow it here n there
runic whale
Bakushin got a pitcher of it one time
How many girlfriends does this girl have? Will she ever be stopped 
potent trail
"gee laurel how come cygames lets you have this many girlfriends"
runic whale
I mean there's also Nishino Flower
That's it on the many girlfriends front
Mejiro Dober laid with atleast 3 or 6 umas
In real life
ruby mirage
Happy birthday Matikanetannhauser 
by @umyanoya
ruby mirage
also, enjoy this stronk background baku and creacher chiyo
I think i saw a page where bakushin and flight were hugging. Idk from which chapter 
potent trail
the yet-untranslated ones
runic whale
Happy birthday Matikanetannhauser <:matikanetannhauser:1395252683803332658> by @...
Machitan happy birfday
ruby mirage
from @mazu1kan 
sudden sundial
I'll take it
runic whale
I think she was kidnapped, Tachyon has her hands behind her back
ruby mirage
I think she was kidnapped, Tachyon has her hands behind her back
this was the previous image for tachyon's birthday 
runic whale
Kidnaps Pokke and puts her in box
sudden sundial
This isn't about her
ruby mirage
will yall pull for the The Throne's Assemblage group card? just wondering 
it is the most broken card for Trackblazer but it comes out a month before the next scenario, Grand Live comes out making it obsolete.
sudden sundial
When MANT was new I heard it was really good but yeah, doesn't seem worth it
Outstanding UC turn
Thank you Bakushin
sudden sundial
I'll throw the tickets at it, maybe
What's the other card with it?
This is the one
Trust
5th 
On your left and the uniques didn't trigger
Ah, I got It's On instead of Rushing Gale, damn
idk why in my mind those two are the same, filed under "The skill Riko gives you"
ruby mirage
What's the other card with it?
SR 
ruby mirage
Kinda wish it was Air Groove and Brian instead, tho
we got that christmas event for them
sudden sundial
Peak
ruby mirage
I don't know what that says
Still thinks it is cute
runic whale
Too cute
ruby mirage
https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1t69vtt/ i wonder who the father is... 
sudden sundial
Stego
ruby mirage
velvet pivot
I still can’t believe that Doto recognized Wada/Opera O after so many years but I can’t recognize like 90% of people
novel depot
https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1t62f9b/
Eh, I'd say that 3DS is not retro yet, but on the verge of becoming one.
sudden sundial
velvet pivot
Huh
arctic kayak
look nature im a snail
ruby mirage
The creepy acupucture lady ruin my mejiro ryan run after a fail training in the start of senior summer camp. Some gotta permantly ban that lady 
Also how the hell are you supposed to get rainbow trainings in summer camp and finale races? I get charming in junior year and nothing appears in the summer camp in the senior year???
sudden sundial
ruby mirage
The creepy acupucture lady ruin my mejiro ryan run after a fail training in the ...
She has the audacity to appear after a fail training and force a -2 mood down 
sudden sundial
Drugs giveth and drugs taketh
But it sounds like the run was glue already
I've achieved zen uma state so idk anymore
ruby mirage
But it sounds like the run was glue already
Up until that point. Those mood downs and no rainbows killed it
Could've at least get 18k
sudden sundial
Ah the shit SC was after, okay
Kinda feels like Anshinzwa wanted to save you a few turns
ruby mirage
Basically failed a 10% speed training in turn 1/4 of summer camp. Then she showed up and forced that -2 mood, killing the entire summer camp. It wasn't even the accupucture event, it was the R card event.
The R card and SSR card are one of the worst cards to ever exist in this game. Ths gold skill, Nothing Ventured, it provides gives speed boost (0.45) at the cost of a random percentage of your stamina going up to 100%. So if you are unlucky with that skill, your uma will just die in any distance including sprint. The other skills she provides sucks. Negative skills and one of the worst skills, uma stan.
If you really want Nothing Ventured, just run 
or her SSR 
card. The 🥝 is much cooler and her card has a unique of 20% chance of making trainer 0% fail rate, +60 stats in 3rd chain event, and 10% race bonus.
velvet pivot
sudden sundial
Let's hope it doesn't malfunction too. Ballistic High-Speed comes to mind
Huh
I've noticed that my Event bonus is 113% in MANT but 120% in UC
I wonder why that is
ruby mirage
Also how the hell are you supposed to get rainbow trainings in summer camp and f...
I was also running the the same F2P deck that some got Ug rank with 
. Even the same inherited stats: 3 speed, 9 stamina & 6 power
I have cards and nearly the parents for Ug but i can't get the average run i to SS rank.
sudden sundial
Do those people show the star, potential and hint-book status of their horse?
That's the only difference left that isn't luck based, so I'm curious
ruby mirage
Do those people show the star, potential and hint-book status of their horse?
4*, lvl 4 potential, no hints. All my hints are on oguri and xoguri
sudden sundial
Unrelated but I'm having a shockingly lucky run for energy items. Enough drinks, royal kale and muffins to train every one-turn rest since Y2 and still have full Summer Camps
sudden sundial
4*, lvl 4 potential, no hints. All my hints are on oguri and xoguri
No, I meant the guy that got Ug
ruby mirage
No, I meant the guy that got Ug
I swapped agnes tachyon wit for nice nature wit since i have narita top road speed
sudden sundial
Fatass Fraudster
velvet pivot
Digitan also falls into this category but she’s basically assimilated
arctic kayak
https://rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qaw817/girl/
i literally when i saw this dialog i looked it up and was like oh ok so she LIED
sudden sundial
She lies as she breathes
arctic kayak
might just actually be different in the uma lore though because el condor pasa is also from kentucky
taiki being from kentucky makes sense but i wouldve thought el condor pasa was from like new mexico or arizona or texas around there
sudden sundial
As umas they might all be born in Japan, but then there's no explanation for Taiki being so Taiki
I never looked it up, but I assume Taiki at least is a transfer student
Whcih Japan loves in media
Condor and Fatass, I don't know
pine geode
Grass Wonder is explicitly from America, she talks about her family there sometimes
El Condor Pasa is explicitly from overseas as well. I think either Kentucky or Peru.
sudden sundial
Right, Taiki's family is mentioned a lot in her events too
velvet pivot
TBF pretty much all of the American umas (save for Seeking the Pearl iirc) are from Kentucky
sudden sundial
idk if they're officially down in Tracen's bureaucray as "transfer students" or if they moved prior and entered, though
velvet pivot
Not sure ngl, I just assumed they were transfer students
sudden sundial
But Transfer is a fair bet
pine geode
My guess is that they transfer and move in just before their time at Tracen starts
sudden sundial
Also, if you think in these terms
Maruzensky is the one that should be 100% a transfer student
She's allowed to attend Tracen but was not allowed to race in most races
velvet pivot
I always saw El as being a Hispanic (Mexican?) American
sudden sundial
With Oguri they did that thing where she transferred from regionals to Tracen/Nationals
All within Japan
There's definitely a transfer system
velvet pivot
Apparently El's Hong Kong name ended up being "Divine Falcon", which is really cool
sudden sundial
Yep, that's just El
https://tenor.com/view/el-condor-pasa-uma-musume-win-first-the-condor-passes-gif-4942688166155713751
She's perfect and can do no wrong
velvet pivot
Grass's introduction explicitly states that she's born in the States. And that her parents are also weebs. Checks out actually
arctic kayak
Grass's introduction explicitly states that she's born in the States. And that h...
yeah i think they are just transfer students
its stated that theres multiple tracen academies too and the one in game is just the tokyo branch of it
arctic kayak
yes
pine geode
I'm not sure how accurate it is, but according to a brief mention on the Umamusume wiki, the academies are all under the network of "Japan Umamusume Training Schools and Colleges "
sudden sundial
Everything answers to the JRA eventually
This is why Digitan can't join the workforce
Forever a neet drawing in her room
50 years from now she'll be roaming Tracen's corridors with Maru
velvet pivot
Speaking of foreign born horses Doto being Irish is literally never addressed
She’s compensating for Fine being aggressively Irish
sudden sundial
That's because Doto is pulled by Opera's sphere of influence
She's Opera's first wife the rest doesn't matter
pine geode
Speaking of foreign born horses Doto being Irish is literally never addressed
Oh what
I never even noticed!
arctic kayak
Speaking of foreign born horses Doto being Irish is literally never addressed
there is a scene of her translating english for fuku
they dont mention shes born in ireland though only that she knows english
arctic kayak
bourbon what happened........
sudden sundial
Black coffee my most beloved
runic whale
https://tenor.com/view/rice-shower-sasami-anshinzawa-gold-ship-maruzensky-fenome...
My favorite Uma animator
arctic kayak
i sent golshi to space
runic whale
Umas can into space
Have you beaten tomodachi life yet? I'm kinda holding back on doing that
I wanna make some weird pairings first
ruby mirage
runic whale
Are their eyes fake or something
runic whale
Yee, i try not to do that because it ruins their emote sometimes
So my urara unfortunately doesn't have the sakura pupils
potent trail
"the sakura pupil™ is property of the sakura commerce 
"
"can i skip mine though?"
"yeah okay, maruzen will love that, why not"
"can i get the sakura eyes?
"i shall make an exception because you're cute"
"and also because king would kill me if i made you cry"
sudden sundial
ruby mirage
By @kago1zq
sudden sundial
Hi I'd like to turn myself in
runic whale
By @kago1zq
Sell me some illegal drugs
So i can get arrested by this daddy of a cop
sudden sundial
Oh hey, new shoes
runic whale
ruby mirage
Mejiro Bright's valentine event 
She flies with you on 7 hour flight to the cocao tree
By @takiki2828
ruby mirage
I wanna make some weird pairings first
One rarepair i found was 
x 
on tomodachi life
Another is 
x 
and 
x 
runic whale
Vodka and Special Week
sudden sundial
pine geode
i sent golshi to space
Golshi’s Grand Adventure, tomodachi life version
ruby mirage
Image 1 from @aboureux
Image 2 by @1ofAgnesDigital
sudden sundial
Ouch
runic whale
<:RiceSad:813636476763242507>
Image 1 from @aboureux
Image 2 by @1ofAgnesDigita...
They just hit so close to home
Rice 💔
I love you, everyone's daughter
I was thinking which rice i should make a mii of
I think I'm gonna copy that rice (no accessories, not exactly to the tee)
Then if i get a beret I'll give it to her
ruby mirage
Nice Nature Memorial Donation has reached the 2nd goal of 36 million yen 
Donation link: https://syncable.biz/campaign/9574
sudden sundial
ruby mirage
Chapter 60 of star blossom releasing next week and there is a sneak peek of the first panel 
ruby mirage
From the official star blossom account, @uma_musu_SB
Marked as spoiler because it is a spoiler
"What on earth happened to Laurel and Tsubaki...? Stay tuned! 🥕"
Btw posted on laurel's birthday 
runic whale
<a:omeDotou:1189845548656758835>
Wow, the actual horse Meisho Doto said that?
arctic kayak
Have you beaten tomodachi life yet? I'm kinda holding back on doing that
going to space is "beating the game" apparently
but you can still play forever
spe and suzuka got married
runic whale
spe and suzuka got married
How long did it take them
arctic kayak
2 weeks
runic whale
Mines been sweethearts for 5 days
arctic kayak
it took doto and opera like 3 days lmao
ruby mirage
Wow, the actual horse Meisho Doto said that?
yes 
ruby mirage
Happy birthday Sweep Tosho 
by @mmm_kwkmy
potent trail
wonder what evil brimhat magic she be casting
runic whale
I love her
runic whale
wonder what evil brimhat magic she be casting
I think she did try to
sudden sundial
Magic that lets her move the hat's ears
runic whale
One of her mood downs includes a spell not working
ruby mirage
"i think she needs to eat her vegetables"
-
pine geode
@Rukinya
velvet pivot
Oh no
For context he’s named after the concept of “struggling against one's own passions and impulses” which was the more common interpretation of the term at the time. Then a certain incident happened
runic whale
Jihad 😭
velvet pivot
Speaking of horse names I also find it funny how the HKJC’s localized names flip flopped between Stay Gold (“Golden Journey”) and El Condor Pasa (“Divine Eagle”)… to Mayano Top Gun (“Heavy Artillery”) and Air Groove (“Air Vent”)
Air Groove’s Hong Kong name also sounds extremely similar to “Grumpy” in Cantonese, which I suppose she would be if she found out her name was butchered that badly
The funniest part is that Top Gun is actually incredibly popular in Hong Kong, which makes Maya’s name being butchered even more bizarre
potent trail
fiinally, discord itself conspired to not let me share this chiyo but i cannot be stopped. she is cm ready
(green front and groundwork is below skill cutoff)
ruby mirage
fiinally, discord itself conspired to not let me share this chiyo but i cannot b...
Does she have two recoveries. 869 stamina would be fine for group a win, but you might face 4 debuffers in that race
arctic kayak
mejiro mejiro
ruby mirage
potent trail
Does she have two recoveries. 869 stamina would be fine for group a win, but you...
we gamba that it doesnt happen
"does she have two recoveries" ya got any idea how expensive it is to pick up two gold greens 
pine geode
https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmamusumeGame/comments/1t7e3ku/ 💀
Career changes without warning. It is no longer Eishin Flash’s story. It is now the story of Excite Stuff.
sudden sundial
Who gives Spring Spectacle?
ruby mirage
"does she have two recoveries" ya got any idea how expensive it is to pick up tw...
I forgot that chiyono o has a golden green skill
sudden sundial
Oh
potent trail
its bc derby is a spring race
ruby mirage
Eishin Flash is very happy in tokyo 
sudden sundial
The rizzler
The one they called when Stego wasn't available
Oh wait that's Fuji
idk why Fuji and Eishin are interchangeable to me
potent trail
inherent german rizz
runic whale
flash
ruby mirage
🎨 "Oh, on a business trip?"
💡 "I've been invited to an event at Tokyo Racecourse."
🎨 "I see, take care and have a safe trip."
💡 "Are you heading out on a business trip this month too?"
🎨 "In the latter half of the month, I've got plans to march through the streets of Fukushima with the president in samurai armor aboard."
sudden sundial
Nah that's too many thoughts for them
ruby mirage
runic whale
Last McRib from McDonald's got the umas like
velvet pivot
sudden sundial
sudden sundial
Eishin when she fails to kidnap you
ruby mirage
Glowing 🔦
runic whale
lime stream
considering I don't remember this horse at all I got pretty far before having to just look up a list of names at at the end
pine geode
I figured out that it was ||a mejiro||, but I mostly just got lucky. I couldn’t figure out how the “position” worked until after I found the answer.
this one just happened to be on the mind
sudden sundial
Is it me or green does not work the way they say it works
pine geode
Sorry, “order” would be more accurate. Order in the word from left to right, relative to other known letters in the guess.
sudden sundial
Yeah this is why wordle has fixed word size
Green is so up to interpretation as to be indistinguishable from yellow
lime stream
I was wondering about that too
ruby mirage
happy birthday Rose Kingdom by @changmakura
velvet pivot
I still love the story of how Gimlet scared the shit out of Rose by kicking a fence then taught him how to do it too
ruby mirage
Did today's uma guesser (10/05)
novel depot
Did today's uma guesser (10/05)
You live somewhere in the Eastern Hemisphere, I assume. That is May 10th UmaGuessr, so people for whom it's still May 9th should be careful clicking it.
arctic kayak
Did today's uma guesser (10/05)
wait why is yours different
mine was ||mejiro ramonu||
novel depot
wait why is yours different
Because they present you the daily challenge based on your local clock. For Aguacate, it's already May 10th, because of timezones, while for us two it's still 9th.
ruby mirage
It looks like Uf rank is possible with f2p deck in grand live
ruby mirage
By @Lixue_tunapish
sudden sundial
I often forget Spe-chan is a parent, you almost never see art of ths Spe family unless it's for the Agemasen joke
It all goes to Cesario now
ruby mirage
Tamamo Cross x Stay Gold by @norikensei
sudden sundial
Together they can make a pony
arctic kayak
fucking around on unity cup with characters i havent played as much just to unlock scenes for archive level, and i just got hot springs with teio 
arctic kayak
now imagine instead of water its hachimi
runic whale
Cute tryhards Falcon and Curren vs best cuties (they don't even try to) Rice and Haru
runic whale
Tamamo Cross x Stay Gold by @norikensei
Rare pair I'm fine with
Suppose Oguri already literally has Belno
runic whale
https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1t69szv/special_weeks_small_fans_tra...
ADORABLE ogh i'm dead
That is a good idea, children of umas should be super fans of their parents
pine geode
I'm not sure how accurate it is, but according to a brief mention on the Umamusu...
It's from Umayon. The episode about the video introduction to Tracen Academy.
runic whale
Well yea
I suppose that's MEXT but for umas
I asked that question months ago, if they're under MEXT too
ruby mirage
Suppose Oguri already literally has Belno
Oguri got so many umas 
runic whale
Literally! Girls a girl magnet
arctic kayak
finally playing with ballroom fuji and wtf lmao
the roleplay lmao
WHAT IS THIS LMAOOO
pine geode
my god
The JRA merchandisers truly think of everything
runic whale
WHAT IS THIS LMAOOO
What is this gay..
I realize regardless of trainer gender they do this with you 
arctic kayak
no way i just got second to an npc with no clocks left...
ruby mirage
no way i just got second to an npc with no clocks left...
I bet the end closer npc decided to be a runaway uma and just win the race
arctic kayak
i cant even watch what happened because i skipped
ruby mirage
https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmamusumeGame/comments/1t7e3ku/ 💀
Example: late surger decides to be a runaway uma and wins the race with 150 less speed
arctic kayak
https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmamusumeGame/comments/1t7e3ku/ 💀
bro thinks shes silence suzuka
sudden sundial
What is going on in Fuji's career
sudden sundial
BABYGIRL
arctic kayak
i dont think ive ever gotten a 3 star from a pink ticket before
sudden sundial
Normal cat behaviour
Treat her well and she'll never let you down. Steal wins from literally nowhere
arctic kayak
oh yeah shes an end closer too isnt she
sudden sundial
She's so "my way or your knees", I love her
arctic kayak
i summoned her by doing 500 ayabe careers
sudden sundial
Yeah, and of the ones available right now easily the best
arctic kayak
sick
sudden sundial
Nemesis is just such a goold ult, and at potential five she gets Encroaching Shadow which is just broken
Gotta love a horse with good innate goldens
The golden recovery is also good for her but mostly for Long
potent trail
taishi is busted, tis true
ruby mirage
Fan service heart blep
By @takiki2828
sudden sundial
Falco-chan please don't learn anything from Eishin
potent trail
bullying the elderly :c
ruby mirage
From @marippeuma
baron-kun floating 🛸
runic whale
He's getting abducted
runic whale
So that's how she also activates flustered front runners and flustered crowd
Or flustered pace chasers
ruby mirage
He's getting abducted
Just born this week and now being abducted 😭
gets lured into the umamusume bus by a 
sudden sundial
Looks who's getting kidnapped now
runic whale
Well well well
ruby mirage
First-rate mother by @PrefaceGrim 
runic whale
Sleepover with Rice
ruby mirage
Mothers day for Dicta Striker by @ktm20110112
runic whale
Normal shoes
ruby mirage
https://youtu.be/Qd02_D_342g insane yuri moments here
||While Bourbon has a crush on Tsuyoshi, Rice was ready to risk it all for Bourbon. However, when Rice's love for Bourbon faded away, Bourbon fell in love Rice. 
Also Spesuzu is now fighting. 
||
runic whale
You can have two sets of eyebrows?
ruby mirage
Did today's uma guesser (10/05)
Another umaguessr (11/05)
I just saw 
& get divorced in tomodachi life
ruby mirage
Another umaguessr (11/05)
||there is basically only one other uma with the combination of " P" and "AS" in the 2nd word of their name||
pine geode
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1329394988114513931.webp?size=48&name=el_condor_pasa&lossless=true
Oh! There's also the new one- Victoire Pisa
wrong order for the A and S though
@FromRoki
ruby mirage
Oh! There's also the new one- Victoire Pisa
i first thought of ||mejiro palmer with the o in the first word but she has no "S" in her name||
runic whale
I just saw <:meisho_doto:1394200857276317778> & <:agnes_digital:1394196359741177...
Lmaoo what even happened
runic whale
Man she's cute
ruby mirage
Lmaoo what even happened
no idea, i just saw a clip of doto wanting a divorce with digtal
runic whale
She's too much of a simp for other umas
ruby mirage
poor helios 
runic whale
And PALMER gets to hear it
Palmer
I feel bad for Palmer, But there's nothing she can do because Helios literally loves Ruby so much
But Palmer yearns for Helios to notice her
Potential for angst??
Like that scene where Grass complains about Spe being obsessed with Suzuka
There is nothing Grass can do but watch as her "crush" starts dating some unknown girl
arctic kayak
opera posting without me!!!
pine geode
Today I suddenly had the desire to change almost all the wall pictures in a game from stock art to instead be Opera O, just as a personal mod for myself
So I've been browsing for and saving a ton of my favorites of Opera O art
pine geode
The radiance from all the art is so warm and strong, I can feel the light
it's almost overwhelming
I like the way fikkyun draws her (they did the latter two above too). Very dream-like with the haze and glow.
The bold and contrasting colors
runic whale
@KAIAkane0731
Love this pairing so much
So much potential for both toxic and fluffy yuri aaaaaa
runic whale
The baldest umas without ears is nice nature
She looks incomplete without it
By jebidebi
The first Philippine Triple Crown Champion
21 wins, no losses below 3rd
ruby mirage
runic whale
HE'S SO CUTE
ruby mirage
has canonically played golf in the game during 
's fan fest event
sudden sundial
The age of brainrot begins in global
runic whale
Doto dearest
runic whale
❌ Teimaku
✅ Teigoru
pine geode
Lowk Palmer scout got me looking just for the fun of it
runic whale
stop that golshi
ruby mirage
Going to pull for wedding curren with 50 pulls
Still saving for light hello + agnes tachyon banner
400 pulls planned
I never really seen helios x ks miracle & palmer x ruby art
It is always helios with palmer or ruby
Also ks miracle is very handsome 
runic whale
Because Palmer only yearns for Helios
ruby mirage
Because Palmer only yearns for Helios
By @gogopan_3700
runic whale
TL
ruby mirage
Couldn't find one
ruby mirage
For some reason my pace chaser rice shower is acting like a front runner and not losing a single race
pine geode
@AzKiN_G
runic whale
Gay
velvet pivot
Sureeeee
sudden sundial
Classic
IT's crazy how rare it is to see a 9* at the end of the run even when every single one has every single stat above 600 and one or two above 1100
ruby mirage
ℹ️❤️
First SS+ run and first time using rice shower in TB
Happy birthday Sakura Chitose O by @_milkystart
sudden sundial
Oh no, bringi is in danger
ruby mirage
ℹ️❤️<:rice_shower:1329394975271555085>
hope this rice can win races in cm13
sudden sundial
I've finally reached the point of running UC instead of MANT
ruby mirage
runic whale
Excuse me
Seriously who does these
I kinda wanted to see English gyaru speak and not whatever this is 😭
Suppose it's hard to localize gyaru speak anyway
pine geode
If this is the Palmer career, I can't imagine the Daitaku Helios career
And I can't wait
ruby mirage
palmer about to shoot someone 
sudden sundial
If this is the Palmer career, I can't imagine the Daitaku Helios career
All wingdings
pine geode
Neo Universe, supposedly, is the wingdings speak uma
sudden sundial
That one is hieroglyphs
pine geode
No wait she has words
Idk where I got the idea that she only speaks via expressions from
runic whale
None of them do I think
runic whale
https://rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1nffaj5/neo_universe_what_happened_to_ei...
Neo Universe did no wrong
pine geode
yeah
That would get extremely tiring extremely fast
sudden sundial
Weird horses are the best
velvet pivot
go for 9 star speed opera O
3 star stam
go for 9 star stam Opera O
3 star speed
Thanks rng
runic whale
Is that where your username comes from?
Nope
It came from a misspelling of Neapolitan Ice cream
Now i just embrace it as greek for "New-"
I just so happen to share a name with a character i 1000% vibe with lmao
No complains on Stilo trainer plushie
It's AMBIGUOUS for once
runic whale
No complains on Stilo trainer plushie
Because no matter how much i do prefer uma x uma
There's just no other explanation for the entire career
You legit get entranced by her, the thought of HER ALONE influences your choices
Genius cygames intentionally doesn't modify responses for both genders so they knew they were also making yuri
sudden sundial
https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1t9z3sj/
Best mom in the umaverse
runic whale
Absolutely, one of the best moms
There's also Tamamo's
Spe's Foster mother
I think that's it for parent appearance
Dia's "parents" (?) look like assholes, i don't like then
runic whale
Send link
sudden sundial
I've finally reached the point of running UC instead of MANT
It's upsetting how much faster a UC run is
ruby mirage
Gold family song?
runic whale
She has her BRIDLE OFF!!!
ruby mirage
released for this year's golden week
runic whale
That bass is so fucking good holy shit
sudden sundial
Their drip is impeccable
sudden sundial
Taking off both Golshi's bridle and Festa's beanie, and Stego out of her hobo rags, that's too many limiters being removed
runic whale
Silence Clan, Mejiro, and Gold?? It's right there Cygames
Tbh they're missing one girl to complete this
Waiting for Ueda's part because i FOR SURE know she's gonna cook
velvet pivot
It’s insane how different Festa looks without her beanie
runic whale
She looks the same to me
It's just she's one of the umas that don't look like then without their prime accessory
A Machitan without the hat
But they're still them, genius cygames with their hair design
Kinda got lazy with chrono genesis that's literally shiny grass wonder
ruby mirage
https://youtu.be/ozHy6NZLzAk
Stay Gold by @parfaitgul
sudden sundial
Looking good, dad 
ruby mirage
stego's pose tho 
sudden sundial
Shorty trying to look cool
runic whale
He is
Even with platform boots she's tiny
Eishin Flash looks at Vodka's statue
Eishin Flash had actually mated with Daiwa Scarlet
Eishin Flash stole her girl
ruby mirage
stay gold has so much aura
runic whale
Literally raised one of the most legendary lineage of horses ever
arctic kayak
I like the way fikkyun draws her (they did the latter two above too). Very dream...
i love this
sudden sundial
runic whale
Dot O
arctic kayak
HUH???
sudden sundial
Fatty have her favourite dream I guess
Tachyon x Jungle (254 fics)
Scarlet x Vodka (214 fics)
Gold Ship x Mcqueen (157 fics)
Mcqueen x Teio (157 fics)
Tachyon x Cafe (144 fics)
Air Groove x Rudolf (102 fics)
Suzuka x Special Week (85 fics)
Doto x Opera (81 fics)
Oguri Cap x Tamamao (76 fics)
Sirius x Rudolf (71 fics)
arctic kayak
mcqueen's 2 ships being tied
pine geode
@coffeeseal
arctic kayak
but that's digitan's job!
arctic kayak
@coffeeseal
sickkk
sudden sundial
The simpbiote took over her
pine geode
@coffeeseal
arctic kayak
nice
sudden sundial
nice
arctic kayak
losing ticket....
arctic kayak
Where is this from???
tamamo cross secret event i think
idk if it's secret
i got it on my first run with her
runic whale
So she dreams of EATING OGURI??
novel depot
Ah, I think I remember now. She invites Super Creek and Oguri (and maybe Inari One) to her home and they tell a fun little story to Tamamo's siblings.
ruby mirage
Another umaguessr (11/05)
Umaguessr (12/05)
arctic kayak
Ah, I think I remember now. She invites Super Creek and Oguri (and maybe Inari O...
yes its this one
ruby mirage
Appatently UmaGuessr names also includes periods for 
and Mr. C.B.
runic whale
Yes, that's what i did for the unlimited one
I was so confused when in "Mejiro McQueen" M, R, and C ticked green
arctic kayak
Appatently UmaGuessr names also includes periods for <:tm_opera_o:13941961629150...
yep i was wondering why they wouldnt accept "tm opera o" until i tried it with the dots
arctic kayak
https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1taa1bc/ <:HeliosSmile:86674484319...
i just got her foot card
first falco now ikuno
i wanted fukukitaru 😡😡😡
ruby mirage
arctic kayak
silly doto
ruby mirage
Doto is the number 1 silliest horse
I feel front debuffs are going to really common in this CM. A lot of fronts are viable in CM 13 like the previous one, so front debuffs might be popular to be put with pace/late aces.
Can someone tell me why my 
is so bad at racing despite being by 3rd best uma and 1st fav in a CM13 practice race?
runic whale
RNG
ruby mirage
RNG
She couldn't win a race in the previous CM and has lost a daily race before.
My seiun sky won this practice race and she only has 17,717 score with medium S.
sudden sundial
ruby mirage
By @mayoartworks doto sticker sheets 
runic whale
I will not call out the implication of this but doto cute
ruby mirage
by @1ofAgnesDigital
runic whale
So that's the father of the phantom
ruby mirage
sudden sundial
ruby mirage
Thinking 'bout food 
ruby mirage
Umaguessr (12/05)
UmaGuessr (13/05)
arctic kayak
Thinking 'bout food <:OguriStare:1384293358263992320>
shes jealous
ruby mirage
By @MirYumiya trainer yuri 
runic whale
UmaGuessr (13/05)
Same idea
runic whale
By @MirYumiya trainer yuri <:DigitalEcstasy:858023176058830858>
GOOD
Finally
Trainer yuri
Next trainer yaoi please
The suit guy X Jo kitahara
sudden sundial
By @MirYumiya trainer yuri <:DigitalEcstasy:858023176058830858>
Riko's gotta get Happy Meek's approval first
runic whale
She's gonna judge a lot
By approval you mean fight?
By foafstal
By
Uhm.
"needtobeleashed" from x
REVERSE male!trainer by hamomooo
Only other positive application of the male trainer
Second is Jo Kitahara being dad to Oguri, he should Marry her mom
By takiki2028
Red Desire's adoration and love for Vodka is so adorable
runic whale
She's part of the quadrouple
sudden sundial
https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1tb7k4k/for_the_sake_of_the_mejiro_family_by_hibglamour/
Understandable
ruby mirage
By @gogopan_3700
runic whale
Yay tl
sudden sundial
sudden sundial
Big mom
ruby mirage
fun fact: 
thinks that 
is a vampire due to the latter's alter-ego. Sweep tries to help Still with her "blood-drinking urges" and in Admire Groove's character story, Sweep keeps Still away from direct sunlight.
runic whale
Happy birthday Daiwa Scarlet <:daiwa_scarlet:1329395113700364298> by @1ofAgnesDi...
Omg finally, one from this artist with the dad this time
Man that horse is MASSIVE
ruby mirage
sudden sundial
fun fact: <:sweep_tosho:1394199877357015211> thinks that <:StillLove:14097277977...
Who says she isn't
sudden sundial
<:MayanoWink:621731135587876874>
Mayano is alive?
runic whale
No
Nov. 3, 2019 at the age of 27
2018-2020 were... Depressing
Spe, MTG, and Neicha
runic whale
Who says she isn't
Literally. She BITES YOU btw
You wake up with your neck sore
... She turned you into a familiar
So that's why you go coocoo in her story
runic whale
You wake up with your neck sore
After encountering her and she calls you her destiny and repeatedly saying Aishiteru to you
ruby mirage
she is pretty cute though
runic whale
Omw to buy coffee beans
runic whale
Cutie
blissful spade
apparently <:StillLove:1409727797789855905> bonds with <:CafeCoffee:851003607519...
how do you think Stilo is awake to enrapture her torena all the time
through the power of caffeine
runic whale
Vampires are nocturnal
runic whale
Nope, but because that awakens her alter ego
That's what happens when she goes all batshit aishiteru aishiteru aishiteru aishiteru on you, it was a full moon
ruby mirage
ruby mirage
Happy birthday Kiseki by @Hatsuakarin
ruby mirage
UmaGuessr (13/05)
UmaGuessr (14/05)
Think i found the best starting uma for the first guess
runic whale
My god, Gorumaku is REALLY growing on me
I used to actually ship them day 0
Now, i think i prefer it over Teimaku idk
Both i guess
ruby mirage
My god, Gorumaku is REALLY growing on me
Their summer event is near 
runic whale
THE ONE?
Where they made one of the gayest umamusume images ever
I mean all of it is gay but
This is different leagues of gay
By LampyKei
pine geode
velvet pivot
Blessed by the opera o
velvet pivot
Decided to do a 10 pull after getting screwed over 2 2% fails in a row then failing a 5%
The worst part is that I had practice perfect
arctic kayak
Mayano is alive?
no but he has a son who is alive that i see pictures of sometimes
there was a video of someone put a figure of her uma on the son's food bowl and he knocked it over lol
arctic kayak
I used to actually ship them day 0
me too that was the first thing i ever shipped
im excited for the summer event
arctic kayak
Matikanefukukitaru could pose as a fake Opera O if necessary
i would love to see this
runic whale
me too that was the first thing i ever shipped
The first thing for me was SuzuSpe
They came second
But they're still omega cute
I used to ship teio and rudolf until i learned about their age gap and they're Father son irl now i can't unsee them as family
I just picture baby tsurumaru tsuyoshi and teio babysitting her
arctic kayak
yeah i dont like shipping father son/daughter even if theyre not actually related in uma
but i do like gorumaku
velvet pivot
i would love to see this <:cadancewheeze:761000388232347658>
Opera is busy doing something with Doto, Fuku has been enlisted to act as a stand in. Nobody questions why “Opera O” is extra shiny today
runic whale
but i do like gorumaku
Me too
GoruMaku is a sad case
McQueen would have never met her granddaughter, he died a couple years before Golshi was born
So i let them yurimax
It's both cute bonding and yuri
arctic kayak
Opera is busy doing something with Doto, Fuku has been enlisted to act as a stan...
the wonders of umaviewer
velvet pivot
the wonders of umaviewer
velvet pivot
NGL fuku can kind of pull off that fit
velvet pivot
opera sitting in her own ult room too
Opera in her natural habitat
velvet pivot
Girl, why are you so ">:)"
Ofc she gets all the tamas
ruby mirage
Apparently with Orfevre, if you get a normal win, she goes ">:(" like usual. But if you get the big win, she actually smiles ">:)"
arctic kayak
opera does the >:) too
novel depot
6 plushies is quite hard. I only did it a couple of times, even though I try basically every time.
The only thing harder than that is 10 plushies for the title. There is no unique scene for that, so no reason to do it more than once. I only managed to do it once.
arctic kayak
i usually go for the 1 big 3 small to get big win
novel depot
It probably helps that I don't necessarily play for meta, but to gain various achievements and archive entries. So often, when there is nothing else to do in a career run, I might spam recreation until I get a claw minigame. So I might have played more of them in total than most players.
arctic kayak
ive been archive farming too
i might just do a bunch of bad runs with bad cards just to unlock all the events
arctic kayak
happy birthday tsundere
runic whale
happy birthday tsundere
Tsuntsun for everyone and Vodka, deredere for vodka only
ruby mirage
there is comic of maya and lumipon in top gun maverick but it is 20 images long 
happy birthday orfevre by @takiki2828
pine geode
Woah
This horse has such nice hair, I feel outclassed!
That explains some of Orfevre's depiction
@kumo_uki
Set of 17 Opera O arts
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/91451077
ruby mirage
ruby mirage
runic whale
I love suzuspe so much
They're like a natural pairing
With yuri drama
My second Rice Shower ship
Second to MihonoRice
arctic kayak
i only ever got that once i think
well make that twice now
i couldve even had 12 if this game wasnt evil
runic whale
It reminds me of the Sakura petals
arctic kayak
my jaw dropped
sudden sundial
https://fxbsky.app/profile/veedraws.bsky.social/post/3lunevudsps2e
Witch of Mercury my beloved
runic whale
That's a Gundam reference?
velvet pivot
https://fxbsky.app/profile/veedraws.bsky.social/post/3lunevudsps2e
Girl you have two moms
lime stream
the wording reminds me of a certain Witch From Mercury scene, wonder if it's intended as a reference
ruby mirage
Happy birthday Bamboo Memory 
by @pppia725
velvet pivot
Finally managed to S+ scarlet
velvet pivot
By @NekoyamaFesta <:nakayama_festa:1447853021823500299><:sirius_symboli:14478542...
Yes give me all of these two
ruby mirage
UmaGuessr (14/05)
UmaGuessr (15/05) ||||
sudden sundial
lmao
arctic kayak
UmaGuessr #7 (1 guess)
https://guesser.umamusu.moe
easiest game ever
novel depot
Yutaka Take
velvet pivot
I’m drowning in the CM because all I’m facing are SS umas and I can’t compete
But I also don’t have anyone actually bad enough to go into open league
I’m also nowhere near able to get SS rank myself with the cards I have
pine geode
The race to the top never ends
(fielding SS umas, getting demolished by better-built SS umas and higher)
From observations, I’m thinking the key for breaking through my own current play level is stacking suitable unique skills from parents. The winning umas I face tend to have at least three uniques, more commonly four or five.
arctic kayak
im capable of getting s but not ss, making the other one a+ instead of b+ is great for me
before it was like my umas were too good for the bad one and too bad for the good one
now i feel ok with the a+ league and i am getting more wins
pine geode
@appleq
runic whale
This is bakushin with just dogs
ruby mirage
I got SS umas and a SS+ rice shower and i only got 2 wins out of 10 races
Why can't these 18k+ umas win 
blep
novel depot
Worth noting is that according to what I could find, they never raised the rank limit for open league again in the Japanese version. A+ is first and only such increase.
potent trail
3-3-1-2 even win split with my fronts #myfronts. ill take it 
pine geode
second wedding dress event is next
arctic kayak
🥴
blissful spade
what if T.M. Opera O met applebloom?
runic whale
Apple Bloom wouldnt like TM Opera O because she praises herself
TM Opera O is a narcissist that can back her boasting up
arctic kayak
what if T.M. Opera O met applebloom?
i dont know and i dont care sorry ive moved on lol
but also insert obligatory opera o applejack voice joke here
arctic kayak
3 umas huh
doto and ayabe shall be my next targets
99 gen is my favorite
ive been working to get this title
pine geode
Hard tie with JAMD for me
arctic kayak
jamd is great too i love all the 1999-2001 also including agnes digital
arctic kayak
ive been working to get this title
ive been doing a bunch of bad runs with bad cards on purpose just to unlock scenes i havent unlocked yet for archive level and its also been doubling as farming fans for this title
and getting some interesting screenshots in the process
🧍♀️
arctic kayak
lmao the fake emote
im guilty of doing that
but i was gifted nitro recently so i can 
pine geode
arctic kayak
boioioioing
pine geode
ive been doing a bunch of bad runs with bad cards on purpose just to unlock scen...
If I get slow metabolism, I will throw the run to get the back-in-shape event
arctic kayak
me too
pine geode
It feels bad sometimes
but may as well make the most of it
arctic kayak
that was the last event i ever needed for opera
it took so long to get because i rarely ever even get slow metabolism on that event
pine geode
It feels bad sometimes
but may as well make the most of it
They’re usually fun at least
arctic kayak
i just got haru uraras today it was so funny and stupid
pine geode
it took so long to get because i rarely ever even get slow metabolism on that ev...
After the Unity Cup was released, a lot of the game was rebalanced. One of the things they did was significantly lower the odds of receiving slow metabolism from that event.
I think prior, it was a 30% chance of receiving slow metabolism. Maybe even 40 or 50%? Now, it should be 10%.
pine geode
i just got haru uraras today it was so funny and stupid
I just checked it out
Haru
Tracen’s Beloved
I love her kangaroo race event
arctic kayak
After the Unity Cup was released, a lot of the game was rebalanced. One of the t...
oh makes sense, i only started playing in january
pine geode
Ooohhh yeah! I remember. You got supremely lucky with the Opera O pulls pretty much immediately. I think?
Fitting
sudden sundial
Alright, Round 1 cleared. Got my 3 wins in one entry with the same team as last CM
Rudolf, Tachyon and Nairta Babygirl
potent trail
Rudolf, Tachyon and Nairta Babygirl
i thought both taishin and brian are your babygirls?
sudden sundial
sudden sundial
i thought both taishin and brian are your babygirls? <:penk:1218698645227180073>
Only Taishin
pine geode
brian would object to the title
actually taishin would too
potent trail
is brian gaslight gatekeep girlboss then 
sudden sundial
I accept her kicks and bites
Brian is mostly girlboss with a little bit of gaslight
(smoke_kill)
arctic kayak
Ooohhh yeah! I remember. You got supremely lucky with the Opera O pulls pretty m...
yep
sudden sundial
(DrachenIvy)
arctic kayak
new years opera was one of the first 3 stars i ever pulled, i think she came out literally the day after i started playing
but i wonder like if i had started playing this game earlier and not gotten opera immediately would nice nature be my favorite
nice nature was the one i was immediately drawn to because she looked christmassy and her personality reminded me of myself
but i instantly fell in love with opera o after playing her career and also that new years event story that was going on at the same time
sudden sundial
Me when I see Nice Nature: MARVELOUS
arctic kayak
that event also made me fall in love with fukukitaru 
potent trail
(DrachenIvy)
unironically the plot of star blossom lmao
smacks a picture of brian bc i dont have her this horse can fit so much angst for someone who keeps winning
pine geode
Whenever the conversation is about NN’s personality, I have to really suppress the urge to make an “Of course she’s Nice, it’s in her Nature” pun
I stop myself by just imagining Rudolf doing it instead
sudden sundial
*smacks a picture of brian bc i dont have her* this horse can fit so much angst ...
Yeah that's Brian 
And her dynamic with Biwa is also great
arctic kayak
ive only been playing for 4 months and i have tm opera o 5 stars, max friendship level, and almost 50 million fans 💀
pine geode
I’m actually doing a career with her right now
She is particularly angsty about Rudolf
Gotta love how she takes Mayano Top Gun’s challenge with the same seriousness as her rivalry with the emperor
ruby mirage
Gotta love how she takes Mayano Top Gun’s challenge with the same seriousness as...
Also Narita Brian takes Samson Big very seriously 
sudden sundial
She's so big dog
runic whale
Things that never happened
1:
pine geode
She is particularly angsty about Rudolf
I’m remembering during her career, rudolf tries to make conversation with her on the way to summer camp, and Brian jumps past the talk to turn it into a “You have been avoiding me, I challenge you to a race if you aren’t a coward” ultimatum
runic whale
So that's how they settle relationship drama with each other
potent trail
the funniest part is laurel isnt in the game yet so one has to just. Imagine her juuuust out of view staring at brian the entire time
my girl has the weirdest situationship with someone who's totally unaware of her and its the funniest thing ever
runic whale
Star Blossom is so gay
Situationship that can be fixed with one sit-down heart to heart talk
ruby mirage
https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1tcvn0h/ takiki2828 meets irl dober-san 
sudden sundial
Granny <3
velvet pivot
I’ve been a bit burnt out with MANT so I’m finally playing through some of the stories
Maru’s story is genuinely so good
Like it’s just so awkward having who is clearly a full grown adult in tracen
ruby mirage
Going to build a table for my CM13 umas to see whos actually the fastest. Some of these 18k+ umas feels really slow.
runic whale
https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1tcvn0h/ takiki2828 meets irl dobe...
So this really were self inserts
sudden sundial
The one who deserves the most simps
ruby mirage
What's with Quarter Horses being inbred to hell?
Saw this on a bird site post
runic whale
A circle
ruby mirage
A circle
The poster called it a "christmas wreath" 😭
https://youtube.com/shorts/Sm4Nbrio4vI a new pakatube video with 
ruby mirage
Happy birthday Rulership 
By @changmakura
ruby mirage
Going to build a table for my CM13 umas to see whos actually the fastest. Some o...
tabled all my SS umas for CM13
sudden sundial
nice
pine geode
real
velvet pivot
ruby mirage
Chapter 60 of StaBlo has released 
ruby mirage
CM results today: 1-1-2-3
trying to figure out how to make an uma capable of winning group A
Been using 
(val), and 
(xmas)
velvet pivot
Just finished Maru’s story and I like how it just subtly explains how the hell she can afford a Countach (she mentions having a maid during her childhood, which usually indicates someone from a well-off family)
velvet pivot
sudden sundial
He thinks drip will make us forget he's 142cm
But we stan short kings in this umaverse. We don't forget, but we let it slide
velvet pivot
Imagine going back in time and showing IRL Stego’s trainers this right before the Hong Kong Vase
sudden sundial
velvet pivot
He’s canonically our only male Uma
sudden sundial
Uma Musuko
velvet pivot
Lore wise it’s quite interesting how Stego mellowed out after becoming an uma- tbf it makes sense, you would mellow out too if you had memories of a lifetime of being a farm animal
I subscribe to the theory that his wanderlust is from being stuck on the farm for so many years after his travels
sudden sundial
And finally getting free will and free reign to bite umas ~~terrorise the Mejiros ~~ run free and travel the world
I fully support his right to fuck around and run away
arctic kayak
i think today i will try to get the tm opera o 50 million fans title 🤔
shes very close
potent trail
congrats! i just did bakushin 5 star yesterday
ruby mirage
UmaGuessr (15/05) ||<:ChiyonoMwee:868957543148429432>||
UmaGuessr (16/05)
velvet pivot
And finally getting free will and free reign to ~~bite umas~~ ~~terrorise the Me...
I imagine there’s still a bit of that old Stego in him that he needs to suppress lol
sudden sundial
He's got that horse in him
pine geode
Living her dream
x 
is good though
by @1ofAgnesDigital
over coffee
