#Uma Musume
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Even though not even Fuku could fix the random lost races, it did finally land me the SS Taishin.
She's not 18k but I'm out of here. I'm moving on

I can now run Nishino which I don't know whether I want in Sprint or Mile
But I definitely want a 9* of her for Pace Chasers
A couple and some broke horse
Of course Nishino loses he first debut with me...
Who to uncap with the gold crystal? 
Save until sweep tosho speed or similar?
Save it
My sr 
is at MLB rn
Ye just save it
I'd use it if it was at 2LB or 3
I guess I will be using Nishino for Mile since her ult requires dueling in a corner, and so many shorts don't even have one
oh my god
Honestly thought it was your post when I first saw it
no my miis arent that good and i have babies turned off
Honestly, fair. Not my cup of tea either
I wouldn't want to watch either
magical lesbian baby reproduction is kind of funny but i just dont want babies on my island
id rather just make new characters
Nishino Flower hates me
First time in my MANT life seeing Slacker
And her win rate is seriously 50/50
I ain't even using clocks because what's the point



not you again
Milsim overlaps with umamusume
Can somebody explain this one? Months later, I'm still puzzling over it.
You go, Kiryuin!
If anybody could do it, it's definitely the human on par with an uma
she hits the snooze button multiple times 
gold city the real horse hated mornings. they couldnt get him to start earlier than 10am
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Source for all fanart used.
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https://x.com/kyuurisoda/status/1505366895683584001
ht...
Very important
so says the trivia document™ at least
b you are not ready for the Baku in this
with auntie sakuras............. waaugh
also i must know, who's the horse with jordan?
Gonna use the gold crystal on sr ayabe
well, she's not wrong
game being so mean to me, nishino didnt come to me in 35 pulls i had saved for her and now they're taunting me with a punching horse. if you've ever seen me mention any rpg ever i love punching. alas.... must save for ssr granny........

It's okay Yaeno Muteki is all aura but is kind of a professional jobber, not missing much
Art Link: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/95733076
Artist Link: https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/209814
Hitopyoi
my beloved girl failure
Ryan is so adorable 
I think she is good for the cm
I want to run xmas oguri but i haven't gotten a SS rank run with her yet. Right now at S+ rank.
Least powerful Ryan
All my mejiro ryan runs have the power stat the highest compared to the other 4 stats
She's great, I haven't used her in CM or TT ever but she's an amazing parent
+20%
& +10% 
They're afraid of full-power Ryan
Meanwhile Barista Ryan is 20
and 10 
(Valentine event apparently, she serves you coffee)
Handsome horse
Her partner in that event is Ines Fujin who gets a red maid-esque outfit

This includes ura finale and unity cup 
Always gave me so much power in every run
It's me, I'm the one stealing the Sprinters Stakes now!
Clocks won't save you
This run is so cursed only in terms of items. I haven't seen an energy drink above 20, I've never seen the vegetable juice, and I have yet to see a +60% megaphone


medium-less baku pulling through. ill come back to her later though, theres certainly room for improvement
I love these two so much
I just had an insanely good run… with awful summer luck
Barely made S+ lmfao
SS curren aquired, just jordan left!
and then im going to do something unhinged <3
see they added those completionist titles where you do every g3 to g1 victory with a single uma. and i simply have to bakushin it
how am i gonna win a dirt medium, no clue, don't worry about it 
You don't need more than a C and some luck, ganbatte!
i dont think i can C two Gs at once
but surely with grit and rng gods favor it can be done
In that case Distance over Surface
Haru easily ends 4th or even 3rd with an E or D in Turf but a C in Long
Though being a FR you have it harder, but yeah you can totally get lucky
Actually might be easier for a FR, surface affects acceleration
So put everything into
and with some mediocre aptitudes, doable for sure
ominous
I gotta love how Fuku has an entire fortune telling tent on academy grounds and nobody has done anything about it
I just came 10th in the Junior mile G1 with these stats lmfao
It’s Taiki, she has an A in mile
400 speed and 300 power. Still comes 10th
Umamusume is making enough money but why am I hearing things about an umamusume studio closing
I thought cygames does their own animation?
ah rip
sad
It’s the studio that did the animation for Season 1 and 2 of Pretty Derby.
They did season 1 themselves, and season 2 with another studio. Season 3 was done by that other studio on their own.
And after that, Cygames was doing their own for the rest
I’ll have to read into it more when I have the time, but I believe CyGames themselves and their studios are fine.
Ah, PA Works
This is essentially just a company cygames hired in the past
Heard they also handled some other popular anime
Yea cygames is fine that's not what I was questioning
They make millions via CyberAgent alone and their horse racing
It's a shame, but atleast umamusume animation isn't threatened
They made enough to make their own studios
oop, I misread.
PA Works did Season 1 and 2 (with Studio Kai for the latter).
Studio Kai did season 2 and 3. Studio Kai is the one that’s just announced insolvency.
PA Works was hired again for BNW
Umayon was DMM.futureworks and W-toon Studio. Umayuru and Umayuru Pretty Gray were Scooter Films.
Road to the Top, BNE, and Cinderella Gray are all CyPics.
According to a comment on reddit (authoritative source, I know
), Studio Kai's insolvency may not actually mean much.
TL;DR Studio Kai is owned by Asatsu-DK. While Studio Kai makes anime for a price that doesn't balance the books, Asatsu-DK makes profits (that ideally outweigh the animation costs) on the associated IP and advertising deals and injects cash as needed to keep Studio Kai running. So, in the greater scheme, Studio Kai is doing ok.
It sounds believable to me, but make of that what you will.
So that's why they're beautiful
Rip Studio Kai
#lucawiouh #umamusume #umamusumeglobal #kitchengun
I did not expect to love this game, and I'm quite proud of it.
It has been a while that I've edited something cool, this took me about 4 months due to college and thinking how It would go, I started this edit in FL studio wayyy back January 2026 and I was a larper that time because I didn't kne...
It typically receives fixed production fees rather than a share of merchandise, streaming, or other backend profits from "production committees" that often benefit parent companies or other stakeholders more
Yeah there’s the explanation. The studio on paper doesn’t actually see any of the revenue from their work, the parent does. This is probably for tax reasons.
I think I’m half carrying my club at this point lmfao
I’m just going a few runs a day on my commute
Half of which font even make it
its that burnout
@dotgokulism
Carrying her fatass
"long baku isnt real she cant hurt you"
long baku:
One is never safe from Baku
have you run her in the stayers stakes yet?
1200m + 1200m + 1200m = 3600m

Cute
my planned pulls
uma choices are just oshi umas
not really meta, hopefully i get other 3* umas from those pulls
also if i get the uma before 50 pulls, i won't pull anymore for that banner and will save for the next one
Added the ny kitasan to the planned pulls
planned pulls: Nakayama Festa
that's it lol, maybe Sirius when she comes out
i actually dont know what upcoming cards are must pulls aside from ssr maruzen (whos that just for front players iirc)
ill have to check on that
Soon-ish, Mr CB's is very good for End Closers but not much outside of that
There's a Rice Shower
and Fuku
rerun that's fairly appealing if you don't have strong SSR cards, but that's a rerun
After that I only know about Maru in the distance future, I try not to look more than a few ahead
It's still a very good
card
Like Kita her skills are for a specific style but the card is still as good as it gets
If I remember right, the next comparable
after Maru is in the 2.5 anniversary, it's just that kind of once-a-year card
seems like tachyon speed and light hello are also must pulls for grand live the way riko or ntr are, thats july
When does Grand Live hit?
looks like july 10-14th ish
Tachyon does indeed seem very good for GL but I think it might be a Fuku/NTR situation, you can make up with something else
Light Hello feels like a better pull, no substiutes
i mean its same banner
Oh
but ye pity goes to hello
Was Riko and Rice Shower in the same banner when they came out too?
(Also I think that's the better comparison. Rice was good but only Riko is Riko)
Might also be a situation where having a copy or two of each is already pretty valueable
In MANT you want everything at MLB because RB always maxes out at MLB, which is pretty annoying for pulls
so i guess my timeline will be maruzen - tachyon/hello - ???? - the sakura carat apocalypse
.... but i could really use some dang wit cards
weeugh. guess thats why we have borrow slot
What does GL want that makes those cards good? Don't need a deep dive just a snippet
I know there's 5 concerts one every 6 months like the races in UC, and the rest of the time it's regular training? But I don't know what bonuses it wants
Oh I wonder if it's just Fan Bonus
Can't find the answer to that, not even in this. https://gametora.com/umamusume/grand-live
yeah
I mean Tachyon and Lights are scenario link and the latter is a support card, but aside from that nothing that I can see distinguishes them. GL might just ask for regular things in a card
Kita should still be really good
NTR not so much because we won't hit 200k fans, Fuku should be good, Creek of course,
always
And the SRs will always be there
I'd like a Neicha
rerun but aside from that it's definitely a pure save for me, just Maru and the double GL banner. (Also, that one comes with free pulls)
tomodachi life is so awesome
Ayabe is granted a seat at the council, but is not granted the title of lesbian
Apparently a lock of IRL Oguri’s mane is on display at Kasamatsu
Does this mean that one day we can clone Oguri and unleash a horde of hungry horses on the world
New record!
Wtf Loves Only You's evil "naruhodo" is killing me
apparently there is a horse tail accessory in the shop in tomodachi life
can't confirm but i have seen a post about it
i saw the post too, it hasnt showed up in my shop yet
i hope it comes in multiple colors
Fits her
Wife approved
That's a lot of pink sparks
From @mican63814172


yeaaaaaa and dare i say it, haw
i wonder when will the team ranks above SS rank will be added
the 🥝 is so silly in retirement
The Tosen Jordan that Golshi can't bully
Currently having an Undefeated, clockless run with Nishino
Literally no difference, same deck as always, and my first skills are always the same
Just comes down to training luck and race luck I guess
What’s going on inside that head:
I love how since Flower is so smol she’s basically completely hidden in the background of the Uma wiki
ウマ娘たちのカワイイ動画はこちら↓
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqZVf-KUgm34WV4XhS32Rog
ウマ娘プリティーダービー 公式ポータルサイト
https://umamusume.jp/
#ウマ娘
#ウマ娘プリティーダービー
Seiun with the "Explain your smolness" face

derby champ! its what she deserves
UMAMUSUME IS AN YURI SERIES CONFIRMED!? https://x.com/AsakaOfficial/status/2046919445529202919
That's just gay
The caption lol
They're just realizing it?
By @ko_ru_ri
Happy birthday Curren Bouquetd'or
Happy birthday, you
By @yukikawajuri
I feel like she doesn't have a yuri partner
I think she has Chrono Genesis
Raced her 6 times

I suppose they're cute together or something
Also Bouquetd'or's roommate is Yamamin Zephyr
Another name I don't recognize
Double Yasuda Kinen winner and Tenno Sho Autumn winner
Raced from 1991 to 1993
Tfw you do all of your daily races and team races and don’t get a single daily store trigger
Because you did it already
Should I use all of my resources on boosting Oguri’s hydrate? It’s pretty much a must have
Nope just had to do 5 more team races to get them to trigger
Didn't think that was possible
I thought like one daily would trigger it
The money/cards one always guarantees me a shop, whether it's 3 or 6
I even did the dailies 1 by 1 to maximize the chance of triggering
Isn't it always 100% or something
Apparently not
But yeah I think imma dump all of my resources into the hydrate hint, it’s gonna be good in all cases ngl
Since the early game is basically a speedrun to get 3 recoveries
Uhhh thanks Oguri
finished my turf mediums and longs, dirt remains. will start on trying to grab dirt mediums and then ill swap to pure dirt inherit. this is the best i can do, 9* dirt 8*medium
its about getting lucky on inspiration, hope that double circle affinity does its job
here´s the deck ive been using, i won most of my medium races regardless of being stuck with C aptitude. everyone say thank you kita and sfreak, nothing can beat professor maestro combo
Definitely worth trying, but can you achieve E dirt and C Medium?
The tradeoff might genuinely be worth it
i can, ill try that on the next run
I've started to not buy scrolls for speed except +15s, most of the time. I feel like it's so easy for Speed to reach SS even when my only
card is NTR. I've definitely found myself in the positions of being 1200 as early as before Y2-SC
Saves some currency, not much, but worth considering
Showerthought: Fuku being obsessed with luck is entirely reasonable considering that she lives in a gacha universe
The gacha of being born SSR: a horse; SR: a woman who can marry a horse; or R: a man
Also: I've stopped using clocks for anything that isn't a G1
yea, been doin that as well
well, til now. now im gonna blow all of them on some random g3 dirts 
but itll be worth it
(i really dont feel like trying to chase Ug rn. i feel like it requires so much rng to get and currently im very comfortably in class 6)
so, clocks can fuel oshi
Good use of them
For me I just want build up the reserver for future needs, which will surely come
And deifnitely have no iinterest in trying to get an Ug. I don't want to know if it's possible for me, I'm happy thinking it's for whalers or people more dedicated
Ug break is at 19500. My best ever is still King Halo at 18.6k, the benefit of good luck and ATV
I can see myself achieving 19000 with King Halo, maybe. She was one of my first SS so I think I know better now, but my deck is still the same for Late Surgers
19.5 seems unreachable
it seems to be like the ones with easiest time are oguris and pasas and taikis
dual surface and all that
my best horse is chrimguri at 18 884
It comes down to the same separation we had before. Prior to MANT, an A+ horse was amazing and S or S+ was for whales?
6 points in gut is probably all she needed
I am curious if for the JP server, MANT was also when they saw their firsts Ug horses. Or if we're ahead of schedule by virtue of Apollo's gift
alas
i do feel like an Ug is viable actually, just that it needs some biiig lucks. i think this particular oguri is exceptionally close, and ive recently started employing the strategy of doing first two races in a chain on empty without much repercussions to save energy items and use the coins elsewhere (specifically when you get those crazy lucky shops) and like. idk i think i could reach Ug, but right now i need rest from team trials for a bit. ffxiv patch drops soon so i expect uma will take a bit more of background and be delegated back into only play while at work game
im getting my baku title first tho
it shall be done, just need that inspiration to hit
Yeah I don't believe it's impossible, but it's a level of retries that's unfun
I think you and me can get an SS with the same frequency a whale runing six MLB SSR cards can get an Ug
And I think the level of "try until you get it" for you and me is the same as trying for a 9* parent, if not more
my parent situation is a mess lmao, especially given distance aptitudes are currently more king than blue sparks
my old icon indicators are in disarray i should rework that sometimes
Here's my mehtod
Cake icon: 9* parent
Chocolate cake: just a couple horses for Haru Arima Kinen attempts
Rice bowl: the horses I plan to use in my next CM, maybe two (I haven't unmarked my Longs, they're still the best)
blue icons: stamina horses
red icons: power horses
shoes: distance (and dirt)
rice: also CM lmao, just feels right
Shoes: they're my best for a TT style, or an alternative
b
Just sort by spark and put a filter on 3* only, why are you marking horses by what their spark is
bc i wasnt using a filter much at the time 
Fair
also bc i myself have very few 3* horses, like my best pure sparks are 2* with 3* legacies for an 8
When I'm choosing from my horses, the filter is "Cake only". If they have a cake they're a 9*, and the sorting method makes it show their sparks. It literally tells me if it's
or whatever
theres like five of them, but do i have a pure 9*? no
For my guests...
No, I get that, but
there is now a chiyo thats a 6/3 nine spark, which is huge of her
but its like. pow speed
i dont need speed sparks lmao
Okay, let me preface by saying it doesn't matter, it's just wild to me that you'd use icons to mark something that the sort does for you.
With that said: any and all lists of horses in the game are given under two categories, the first one is the sort, the second one is the filter.
The sort determines what is shown about the horse. Examples images: Date acquired, Sparks, Rating (shows the same as Date acquired but it sorts by rating).
Style, Distance and Track sorting also do their own unique thing but I've never found them useful.
But in the end, regadless of your filters the list is gonna be sorted by this selection, and show that info.
It's why it doesn't make sense to me to use icons on horses based on their sparks, the sparks are shown to me by the sort
That’s where the horsefem comes in
well, the idea was to have marked best horses by vakue without checking each horse for parentage. lets take power horses. i have diamond and i have heart symbol. diamond is 6+ power spark, heart denotes current best pure spark (so, an 8)
with sparks on i can only see info about the uma directly, not grandparent sparks
anyway, she's getting clooose
9 left im dumb and its late, 17 left
I can see the sense of it, but you can also click on the parent and be shown the +63 or +42 +21 and so on, over the stats
like i said that system is currently shot bc i stopped marking new horses and also bc im currently not concerned about pure sparks most of the time
Ah
i do work more with filters now so i might just clear out the old ones n keep rice marker
I myself had a moment or two where I had to go over everything I had and either rework my system, or just unmark some things
My biggest suffering was when my Retirement Farm was full
So now I'm at the point where my only horses with a sticker are TT, future CM or "just in case". 20 or 30 horses at most
When I finish a career, if I think the horse is good I'll immediately sticker it and then also immediately go un-sticker what it's replacing
first set of race and thats my three-win. i love my fronts #myfronts
It’s always funny (and exciting) when there’s like five front runners, who’re all competing for the lead the whole race
One of the Seiun took it in the end
I’m using this CM as an opportunity to find other people with Cafe on their long teams, and seeing how they built her
Also inspecting everybody’s star uma, to pad out my parent pool
I’ve found a few good ones already
ya ain't using databases for parents?
as a reminder uma.moe has the one i use, comes with robust filters and stuff
Blep
I have a few parent umas from the database, but I don’t have any idea of what I should use it to look for aside from umas for a specific build I wanna do for a specific uma. I don’t want too many ‘copies’ either, so I just don’t have that many parents
I spammed skills for sparks in my recent tannhauser run and she gave me 1* guts and only like 6 white sparks.
you're looking for a combination of sparks and select skills, while keeping affinity in mind. sprints and miles basically always want 9* power, mediums and longs 9* stamina. currently in trackblazer, track aptitudes are very important.
so for example, bakushin would really like to raise medium aptitude so she can run triple tiara agenda. so you look for parent with 9* power, 9* medium and ideally a front parent like seiun or kitasan.
ideal is unfortunately out of reach (there is currently one 6pow 9med seiun on uma.moe and her affinity to bakushin is piss poor), so for example my team trial bakushin parents are my chiyo and taiki borrow, because i priorited pinks first affinity second (if you dont double circle inspirating those mediums is a lot harder and bakushin can only reach C medium at beggining) and blues last.
a horse without trying to chase pinks has an easier time - chrimguri for example probably just wants 9* sta nishino or taiki or, i keep forgetting if pasa is a pace parent or not
for trackblazer i think the priority in general goes pinks-affinity-blues-skills and other scenarios its blues-affinity-skills-pinks. at least, thats how i pick parents
i know some people get their groundwork on fronts from parents in which case a parent with most groundwork sparks takes priority but frankly fuuuuck that 
Air groove
also gives groundwork
yea i use falcon pow borrow, and i believe speed granny will give it as well
As a hint not an event, but yes
By @kawasemi0610 
I really like her design, it just stands out
i love you Neo Universe
https://grids.fun/t/about-me-umamusume-buj0p?list=umamusume-ba9to club member shared this, tis funsies
(terrible phone crop goes brrr)
Oguri...

okay listen, i dont think overrated is quite the correct word for oguri bc she is meta for a reason but i just dont caaaare i dont care. im lukewarm on her, ill use her while she's meta but like. she's just there
im sorryyyyyyy fatty is a solid middest of mids
and tbh i just couldnt figure out who else to put there. maybe tachyon because ppl like her but she's more way down there with orange brat for me
For Tachyon you just gotta look past the exaggerated human/uman experimentation memes and realise she's just a girlfailure
Tho I will admit Tachyon is not at her best on her own, she shines when she's with Cafe or Digitan or Pokke or some other uma
tachyon is a sad story
Tachyon is great at socialising yes
even with any gender of trainer
i wonder what an uma like tachyon does alone, since she's always with atleast 1 uma
she just does that for some reason
i need one where super yearner doe sit too
does it
dia-chan
i guess special week is also overrated in my eyes. girl STOP hogging the app icon fr
i agree
Girl's got nothing going for her
i love how basic she is
but there shouldnt be any uma slander
agemasen may be overrated but does that mean she should be ridiculed for it
you also forgot the connection she has with suzuka that transpires dimensions
thats it i think
agemaspe is overall a 6/10 uma for me
tachyon is the most overrated and overhyped umamusume imho
and the most underrated is either Belno Light or Sugar Lights
hopefully when the robot career is added there will be new art of sugar lights
most underrated uma x any is definitely the old woman yuri in the hotsprings career
these two . they feel gay and married
According to the movie, she analyses races and does experiments on how to be faster
cafe doing nothing and pokke having the time of her life is amazing
lmao tachyon looking into those horrid blank eyes and falling in love is totally her thing
wait let me do this
Part 2
might be gut deck
hishi? not still in love?
im shooketh, who are you what have you done with neo
This is before i am held at gunpoint by Still In Love
Happy birthday Katsuragi ace 
By @_ttnx
Sometimes Trackblazer decides to use those random stat gains to just stack your guts 
While you plead for anything else for most of the career
Like stamina you desperately need
(me last night)
she was very stamina deficient until the last few months
i did that thing too
damn 99 gen
i wouldve put opera o in more spots but i wanted more variety 💀
She's just a lil hungy
Credits:
Director: @RecoridoLol
Editor: @RecoridoLol
Original Animation by: Thiharess on insta (https://www.instagram.com/thiharess/)
Voice Cast:
Inari One: @sarah_the_weirdo
Tamamo Cross: @SnarksRemarks
The following is a non profit fan based dub. Umamusume: Pretty Derby, UmaYuru, and all other Umamusume official me...
no
it says crown uma not triple crown uma people on twitter were putting ones that won one or two
oh , thats why i put rudolf and still in love
yes, still in love won the triple tiara iirc
By @1ofAgnesDigital bourbon's mom
Cute
I would like to thank uma for introducing me to the chaotic and adorable nature of horses
They're absolute goobers
I am struggling to get a SS rank xmas oguri

I got the correct cards, 9* parents and S medium but no SS rank
Have you tried having better luck?
https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1succjq/trainer_and_uma_cherry_blossom_viewing_xinmay01/
Looks like everyone in Tracen is out and about enjoying the cherry blossoms, including Aoi and Riko together with their trainees. Meek and Aoi messing around like a couple of sisters is super cute.
Meanwhile Little Cocon having to hang on to Riko to make sure she doesn't collapse and die thanks to sneezing her lungs out. You just know...
Honestly is there anyone in the umaverse that's as happy as Meek and Aoi are with each other

Haru Urara or Agnes Digital with any uma

True
My most recent run had, no speed star, no gold firm conditions, no PoC and no killer tunes

Literally 0/6 in terms of card skills
The other two were sr wits with no skill events
It really sucks that FM's golden is not even guaranteed on her third event
It's so messed up. The golden skill is the most important feature of an SSR card, it's what makes it SSR to be honest
Marche and Loves Only You
Nishino Flower and Seiun Sky
I think it's just these 3 that are happy with each other
Gays
Oh! Aoi and Meek feel like childhood friends almost
They look close in age. super close relationship... Wouldn't it be cute if they were childhood friends too
Ever since that bra thing about horses came up I can't stop seeing yuri art
I'm in heaven
Didn't even reach the 3rd event

okay digitan 
Golshi is Golshi no matter the game
Don't think I didn't notice the game icon changing
yeah, sure looks like special week to me
LETS GO
Me looking at the new app icon:
Golshi elite
💀
the uma models are so meticulous\
Gold Ship does it all. she count sound hot, she can sound normal, she can sound cute
@猫柳れお
My favourite clanker
bourbon would die actually
here are all my uma miis so far
theyre dating but theyre not married yet
my only marriage so far was opera and doto
but also spe is dating suzuka but grass wonder has a crush on her which i let her have because i thought it was really funny considering that particular event with the real horses 💀
I have see two people getting teimaku baby and on both occasions, teio's genes didn't even try

i saw that too
Should call narita top road to prevent something like Narita Top Road from happening
no im going to make grass fall in love with el eventually
tamamo cross confessed to oguri with a homemade cake and oguri said NO!!! 😭
also cafe rejected tachyon
Yuri prevention 😔
my tomodachi life is turning into umamusume yuri simulator
Tomodachi life is goated for having lgbtq rep
Damn, CM is really kicking my ass. Medium is the toughest distance for this everyone's got good horses.
also ayabe and top road are dating, vodka and scarlet are crushing but havent confessed yet [accurate], agnes digital has a crush on agnes tachyon, agnes tachyon has a crush on manhattan cafe, jungle pocket also has a crush on cafe,
i wish they would allow polyamory, but im so glad they allow gay relationships now
i do have all the 99 gen living together too, vodsca lives together, and pokke and dantsu flame live together [hopefully will move the rest of 2001 gen in there and maybe fuji too]
and i want to get all team spica in one house too
polyamorous lesbian couple and their adoptive little sister
opera o is the only one with a custom outfit because it took me 5 hours so im procrastinating on making any more 😭
their casual fit should work
By @idonum
yanko from @yahagistable
5 races left on completionist baku. jbc classic, february stakes, teio sho, a leftover g3 negishi stakes and the big scary, japanese dirt derby. i just need a good classic inherit where both dirt and medium pop to C at the same time, i know its within reach
Yanko will either defend his BC Classic (G1) title this year or compete in the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe (G1)
Currently undecided by the team
If his condition is good, he might also race in japan this year
please prix so japan can finally shut up about it
Ffs. Just got an incredibly good run but no Professor of Curvature or nimble lmfao
i forgot i put her there to get her birthday lines last night and i was jumpscared by a voice that wasn't tm opera o


yep i noticed ines in the lobby now
Fuurai 
Girl with hat
By @row_309
NO GIRLS WATCH OUT!!!!
One if the cutest and hottest umamusume skins is coming
Because it shows NATIE MIDRIFF
I stg what is wrong with my Xoguri
She is NOT proccing her skills lmfao and she has 1000 wit
As soon as I complain… what
I might have just ruined this guy’s day because I’m looking at the stats and this was their 5th race with 2 wins, and my random S+ XOguri just knocked them out
oh god oh lord she's going for the mic
Credits:
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Voice Cast:
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The following is a non profit fan based dub. Umamusume: Pretty Derby, UmaYuru, and all other Umamusume offi...
Why did you send them to Florida
What did they do to deserve this
Opera is a Floridian at heart
She is already a little embarrassed when having to wear the generic racing suit because it shows her belly button. I wonder how she got convinced to wear this one.
The japan race will either be arima kinen or tokyo daishoten. It would be his final race.
After the first inspiration
Wrong sparks, Cafe, but good job anyway
She about to lose every g1 mile race 
And I love that for her
It was very funny to see Pink show up twice and it wasn't Mile both times 
Also that low speed is scary in mile
Nishino flower and Special Week have the same face
They are both good girls
:)
They're very cute
They also got the same hair length
By @tera_ushiro
Happy birthday fish horse 
Mini Robot
Look, it's Nishino's fish wife
I find it funny how Grass Wonder is treated as the American larping as Japanese when Digitan is American born and raised but is enough of a simp that nobody noticed
The simp spirit is international
Yes but Grass is a weeb larper and digitan is just yuri universal simp
I'm growing to hate these race mission
No, I don't want to do NZ cup and throw my whole run, thank you very much
I have yet to even complete the NZ cup
Haven't gotten the trophy for that race
long hair seiun sky by @angedublancpur1
Flower Wife approves of new hairstyle for fish wife
This actually makes her look more refined and i LOVE this gap moe
It feels so strange to finish a career without ever getting a hint for your running style
IT's like "Oh, 40 races as a Late Surger? I guess you're new to the style"
fun fact the trophy in the game is facing sideways because the real trophy has a naked statue with a penis

ok then
It's such a struggle to get these milers to S+
This one got to S+ by the skin of her teeth lol
Taiki I understand a little, it's a bit hard to raise her Medium aptitude, but she's not as bad as half the sprinters, or raising two aptitudes for Cafe
And the thing about Taiki is, she's just really good. She can easily win all her epithets, to me she's a horse where it just comes down to the 1% luck between a good run and a great run
And with her dirt aptitude too, no way. I have problems with some milers but Taiki ain't one of them, she's Maruzensky tier
Yeah I only have king halo as my S rank sprinter, trying to get Bakushin and Bono to S rank at all is a bit of a pain
I got this one to S+ with dirt races too
The power of dirt is not to be understimated
Yeah I’m skipping these, not worth it to throw multiple runs just for 150 carats
I have Suzuka and Maruzensky with guaranteed slots in my Mile trio, Taiki is going to Dirt of course but they're all to me in the same tier, and the same one as Rudolf and Rice and Condor. These are horses where to get my new best/1st, I just need that 1 lucky run out of 10. As long as the aptitudes are okay, and the cards are all the same across styles, they win on their own through the power of amazing ults so the rest is just luck. If I'm struggling with these I feel I'm doing something extremely wrong
Now when it's Fuji Kiseki or Vodka, or Baku and Curren in the spinters or Cafe with her huge needs for aptitude sparks, those feel like "I need that one lucky run in 20 or more". Struggling here feels like "Yep, that's the game"
I got one done with careers that were already glue, since it asked for Long races in Y3. But to do the NZ cup you have to give up on Satsuki Sho/Oka Sho. That means you're the one throwing your own career
tbh im already bad at the game anyway i just speedran 2 runs and ran those races to finish the quests it didnt really matter that much to me
i will take any carats i can get
yeah there were like 2 seperate quest races on the same day as the satsuki sho
What hurts is they're Cafe's missions. I feel so betrayed
i just write a note on them saying "glue" and wait until transfer requests to get rid of them so i can get something out of it
You can write notes?
yes
I just let the glue build up and clean it up every once in a while, I'm scarred from hitting the limit once. But I do keep one glue of a handful of horses always on hand for Transfer events to get stars
Basically I'm just much more judicious on the stickers and I just transfer everything that doesn't have one except the most recent 10 or so
under the epithet you can write a note
theyre waiting to be sent to the glue factory
3 hours til 
Note: activating golshi mode for my xmas oguri career was not a great choice
Phew
It’s haard
this is my new highest score, unfortunately she also has a 1 star guts spark and lost the kikuka sho 💀
it appears i am cursed with 1 star guts spark s ranks
i finished the event story omg king 🥹 she loves her daughter
kawakami
Episode 7 of the event is peak
Yoo gorupipi week
I need help getting xoguri to SS rank is there anything else i need to do? I am inheriting 12* stamina and 6* power
idk how that isn't SS already
More golds I guess? They're worth more than a bullseye for rating
Yeah, if she had Speedstar and Maestro that would be +1050 points
So you're already doing everything right, it's just luck
+30 to
might also do it
I think i will try 9* stamina and 9* power and train more wit.
Getting really unlucky with speedstar 
Is there an alternative to FM?
I have my own at 3LB, so when I run a Pace Chaser what I borrow is Chiyono's
who also gives Speedstar but it's guaranteed, as long as you get to the third event
And it's honestly just a really good card
But if you want three
I don't know what are the options
Not really. All my mlb wits are for fronts or lates
Or maybe some other card with a gold for Pacers, or a general one
Yeah ultimately it's just that I barely see the FM card as SSR, I don't feel its impact the way I feel Kita's, Neicha's, Creek etcetera
Yeah I'm not seeing any golden skills for Pacers that are an alternative, some of these cards don't even have RB
Yeah,
is basically the only wit card in this scenario for pace chasers 
Run Oguri as a Later, Neicha is so much better
Though the initial judgement stands, she's only missing a couple dozen stat points and some goldens so it's just luck
Would do that but the current CM requires xoguri at pace only 

What did Seiun do now
decided to run a 4000 meter race
my oguri is late bc i misread an infographic
and she's been doing like, okay
at most i can offer general tips like, are you managing your energy correctly (you can run first two races in a chain on empty with mostly no repercussions and save energy items for trainings trying to use as little rest button as possible)? are you using the first shop's megaphone (i feel like the extra bit of stats is worth it in junior and you shouldn't race til late aug anyway so there's three turns)? are you focusing on getting your speed and wit facilities to level 2 before late aug junior?
everything else is rng gods
bad shops, glue. blocked, glue. poor summers, glue
Poor summers and climax trainings have been really hurting me
She doesn't wear them
Oh they get tucked UNDER her hat
Wow i like Taiki Shuttle more now
I found art about Still In Love's mode of transportation and I'm DEAD
Show

okay, now its just japanese dirt derby left. i still havent gotten a run where both medium and dirt would proc at the same time
i keep throwing clocks at it if med or dirt proc and its D C or C D but ive gotten 2nd at best
it being a classic race only isnt doing me any favors
i tried doing it on B med and E dirt, but it wasnt good enough
What do you use to walk
Happy birthday Believe
By @takiki2828
I don't think i would be able to show that 
forgot it was yesterday
my club believes in me, one person sent me this
I can't believe they gave the Kawakami
a Race Bonus passive but then it only gets to 10%
But maybe it's greedy to ask for 15...
Even eldritch powers can't make you outBaku Baku
Tbh, 10% is pretty good
A lot of cards are at 5% bonus
Yeah 10% is the minimum to be useful
It's just that the passive is the only reason 15% cards exist so it feels like Kawakami was robbed
king loves her kiiiiiid

thank you event thats exactly the kinda content im here for
Parental events my beloved
the best part is goodbye halo is probably paying for all these over the top ideas and frankly, good

suffer mama halo, suffeeeeer
she went all out lmao
did voices and then we were blessed with whawtever came next
teio teio teio teio teio teio teio teio tei tei O!
Mom and Daughter is a powerful combo
Happy birthday Venus Paques 
By @lunaticmonster
So much stamina for the flower 
Yeah she doesn't need it, but she does need speedstar and she does need rating points
I much prefer to run two stamina or two power than one of each. The difference really shows up in the trainings
i run my usual 2 speed, 1 power, 3 wit for 
Not enough power and stamina for my tastes. And I don't like how three wits will barely get me to 1000
which does not at all make up in rating points for the loss of stats in 

That's regardless of the horse, it always feels like it takes three wits to do the job of two of the other stats, even if with two SSR wits
all the SS+ & Ug umas i see have both
&
in their deck and running only 2 
i usually inherit a bit of stamina along side the usual power for mile/medium umas
Canon
's mom by @1ofAgnesDigital
Some drama i love
Makes you wonder what happened that turned a loving mother into that
Goodbye Halo is a crazy name tho
Just learned Kawakami Princess is King Halo’s daughter. It makes their interactions in this event all the cuter.
Not knowing your uma relationships by heart 
Where’s that relations chart
Its been so long, I need a refresher
didn't know sweep tosho was with stay gold and orfevre
Looks like the only uma gay couple that has their daughter in uma form is Kris S and Cesario
yup
note: the chart was made 10 months ago, so the 5th anni umas aren't here
also dicta striker (soccer boy) is stay gold's uncle
Who wasn't with Stego
Nippo Teio?
Yes
Oh wow
He actually was in Cinderella Grey
Haru's yakuza mom, I love her
Akitsu Teio in the anime
Source: https://x.com/Tarusosuchan115/status/1931761527511720375
The lore: akitsu teio(aka. nippo teio) is haru urara's father.
babby
the picture on the right is heartbreaking
and narita top road's dad
oh nvm thats on the chart
It is 
BABY URARA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Amazing, 10/10 writing
Hmm
This is the third time today I've had the acupuncture event
Anshinzawa is prowling
Also: I like winning Cafe stars with Cafe 
Someone pointed out that the follower cap is in place to avoid gigaparents from forming and that makes a lot of sense
By that you mean avoid having just a few people being the universal parents?
Like, everyone follows this one guy?
Imagine if the entire field had the same handful of parents
Picture unrelated
Yeah it makes sense,
I see what they meant by Cafe looking exactly like Sunday Silence now
i am losing it training in TB. only 2 total rainbows in the 3 turns of climax racing. the only +100 speed training was the turn before tenno sho autumn in the senior year. cards were constantly on power training and not speed or wit 
and also no xoguri above 17k
From the umamusume twitter
Golshi's cleatprints and signature 
(She's doing a giveaway)
They brought back the Golshi mode again. This time, after getting all the monies, you can do an Ultra Golshi mode. What few people may realize, there is a title that you can get if you get a good ending with it. A "good ending" is a special character event that you get after winning URA finale, and it's not possible in Trackblazer, so you will likely have to do a run of either URA or Unity just for that. In Unity, you can intentionally lose against team Zenith (so you don't get them as opponents in the finale) and still win the finale for the good ending.
also wasting 5 clocks each run. it is so luck based this scenario
qualified for finale group A on my absolute final race. was 2/5 before the 5th race and had yet to qualify for group A in my last run before the finale
Suletta and Myorine vibes
The fact that the actual owner of Seiun Sky and Nishino Flower also happens to own a Madza 3 and bike themed around Sky’s uma counterpart is amazing
More trivia: apparently the TW fans mistranslated “Seiun” as “星雲” (Starry Clouds) and it was even used officially in the TW server before Mr. Nishiyama (see above) showed up to correct them
Learning more about him, he really did love Seiun Sky and tried desperately to keep his bloodline alive even after his offspring weren’t impressive
I suppose that’s why he’s so enthusiastic about Umamusume- we’re keeping his beloved horse’s memory alive
Because he's obsessed with Seiun Sky
I'm not saying this as an insult, he says it himself
He was the one who made the "respect the umas" policy
Then retracted his statement in Twitter, saying he allows content like that of his horses. So long as his horsed are remembered
He's so obsessed with Seiun Sky he ordered to have him be bred with Nishino Flower, which was basically not ideal at all since Seiun Sky is considered a genetic dead-end
While in the game, he's one of the best parents to inherit skills from
He didn't actively seek it out btw
Someone legit sent it to him
The other nsfw 
He is pretty cool btw
Having sold licenses to his horses to cygames for very cheap
i meant to use a clock and i accidentally clicked next and then closed the app and reopened it then THIS happens when i click the try again button 
and of course she wins the other 2 tiaras without even having to use a clock thanks king very cool
This is prolly the worst flawless run I’ve ever done
I’m surprised she even got an S, no +60s no good luck tags, Kitasan seemed to have went on strike
Shame too as I got Uma Stan on this run
I love how the support card art varies from “very detailed and cool custom artwork” to “this is clearly concept art”
This (JP) McQueen SSR Speed is clearly art for Pretty Gray lmfao
By @SaSaSaiKaAA
Cafe & Tachyon’s manzai routine is here!
So... it looks like Cafe and Tachyon are trying to open the "Door to a New Era."
Umamusume: Pretty Derby - Beginning of a New Era begins playing in theaters across North America on February 27!
🎟️ Tickets & theater list:
http://movie-umamusume-newera-en.com/
Umamusume: Pretty Derby
Join us at t...
Only Cafe can make Tachyon the tsukkomi
They swapped huh
apparently one of the reasons why tanino gimlet's eyepatch is on the right eye and not the left eye is gimlet wants to look more scary/serious. irl gimlet's dictus left eye makes him look scarier while his right eye makes him look cute 
Then they de-glaze each other because they "hate" each other
Gays protecting their gay fathers
🖼️ Gallery: 2 Images
Source: https://x.com/prkndisk091/status/1651726083686019073
TL/TS: RespectfulUmaEnjoyer
This bit from pakatube where Gimlet kicks a fence is amazing
Like the fence just looks like a PNG but it turns out to actually be a full 3D model
Sasuga cygames
Apparently the fence is named Sakutaro and is voiced by Kris S’ VA
It's always then together
Xmas Oguri redeems herself in my latest run. New scenario record by 189 points
Natural Fast Learner run
You're free
She will be replacing my other xoguri that is 16,901 rating
Basically only focus training speed and wit to beat mile races.Inherit stamina and power to beat long races.
80 races in total. 31.25% winrate
A shame that ryan and fuku didn't win. Fuku especially, she had a score 18,731


The fact that Mejiro Bright won her maiden race with a time 11 seconds slower than the average is amazing
Her maiden race is actually mentioned in her character story

Enjoying the Golshi Week festivities?
The showrunner herself is here to share a few messages, but she's not alone...
She's gathered everything she needs—namely a certain other racer—for some kind of unconventional promotional plan...
What's the worst that could happen?
🥕 Download Here:
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Golshi mode after earning 1.2 million coins 
it basically requires goldship to get the good ending.
idk, anti-FRers for sure, but the acceleration debuff is pretty bad for laters and enders. Pacer might be the best bet
Pacers might also struggle a lot. Guaranteed late start. End closers are the least affected by this skill followed by late surgers
Late start/Focus/Concentration really only matters for Front Runners
Accelaration debuff glues everything in the second half of the pack. A Pacer only needs speed and stamina
Yeah but that's fixed with navigation, power/guts or it's just down to luck
Laters and Enders also get blocked
they get stuck behind slower late surgers in the first half and have no energy to break away at the end.
laters and enders save their energy in the first half compared to pacers
More stamina
The horse can have a good start and still get blocked
Just seems to be this debuff hurts you most if you need to get to the front immediately or you need a lot of accelaration.
I'm still like 6 or 7 runs away from being able to run this so I guess I won't find out for a while
also when comparing their phases
pacers' speed phases in the middle and final leg are lower than laters and enders
Enders and Laters don't get any benefit from that speed if they can't accelerate, if they can't overtake it's a difference between finishing last and finishing last but faster
The Pacer needs more accel at the start of the race but then has the entire race to make up for the late start, and only depend on their
and 
new song revealed in pakalive rn
I feel that's better than being dependant on a debuffed stat
pisupisu golshi with normal golshi 
the umas in this pakalive is fuji kiseki, jungle pocket, agnes digital, dream journey, victore pisa, tap dance city and forever young.
first half was talking about fuji kiseki and jungle pocket. the new event is Gold Week
some merch for gold week was revealed
new pokke alt 
new fuji kiseki alt to follow suit 
Tracen's prince
medium aptitude increased from B -> A
Fight on
Horse News:
- 🇫🇷 Meisho Tabaru enters the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe with Yutaka Take
- 🇬🇧 Forever Young enters the Prince of Wales's Stakes at Royal Ascot. It will be Yanko's first turf race. The race will be 2,004 metres long. Satono Reve will enter the jubilee race at ascot.
Meishoooo Taberu
I get strange feeling that she’s not telling the truth.
This isn’t how umamusume usually say hello…
not that I mind
Hell will arrive in late july. 3600 meter race
Stayers Stakes: first time?
First time in jp
Fuji Kiseki calls Pokke cute

By @fukagamine rarepair 

The unique of this one sounds like something you don't get to benefit from most turns
hmm
Neither of the current banner cards’ uniques seem like you’d benefit from most of the time
But it’s an interesting synergy
To be fair
NTR's only works in MANT
Situational it's pretty god, but at the end of the day it feels like the best uniques are the ones that just boost two common stats, like "Initial power and Race Bonus"
Oh, a new SR crystal to hoard, neat
kris does this voice in the keep talking and nobody explodes video to motivate gimlet
Keep talking and the fence explodes
A chuuni and a mercenary attempt to defuse a bomb, what could go wrong?
Don't worry, Poppy Playtime will come later! I just wanted to take a break and sub this
Let me know in the comments what videos you want translated!
If there are any mistakes, please leave a comment!
Original Video:
【Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes】ギムレット...
yeah its split in parts i dont remember which one the fence appeared in but i think it was one of the later parts
i had a dream that umamusume got an official english dub and it was really bad and everyone hated it
There is unofficial english dub channel for some umayuru videos
I'm running UC because I ran out of guest parents and
I don't remember turns this good
That's with 75k fans so maybe NTR's unique is worth a bit outside of MANT
yes i know i just got accepted to be a part of that 
not sure if im allowed to say
so 🤫
"Fence-kun" appears at 14:25 in the video
very cool, congratulations!

Sunday silence/lh
Everyone is related to Sunday silence
I am related to Sunday silence
You are related to Sunday silence
It’s not so bad for the runs when you’re doing lots of G1s, hoping for sparks. I guess that’s still ~2/3rds of your career below peak though, where another card could be operating there already (Shinko)
He's everyone's Gran gran
You've got that dog in you
I think it overall performs the same or better
Because SSR, plus the golden. I mean those stats are at Y3 January so NTR is definitely performing well in UC
But not amazingly
The stay gold bloodline with another shot at the l'Arc
By @puipuimui
The important question is how many times a day are you singing the Chiyo song to prepare for the role
By @ktm20110112
Also happy birthday to Dicta Striker (Soccer Boy)
She's never looked this bashful in her life
happy birthday king i hope your mom dies
Don't worry King, Haru has been notified
Urara wants to sleep with King Halo 

Which main story ssr card is the best after Team Sirius
now thats the kinda stonks i wanna see
Let me guess: 720k
816
A lucky one
It's funny to me how I can have 4Ws and 3Ws that sometimes yield the same total as 5Ls
stay gold tried to leave again during the gold week announcement
😭
she was stopped by nakayama festa
by @idonum
"You need 600 in everything by the end of Y1, dummy" - The game, apparently
wtf how
was going to ask for your speed value. anything under 200 speed would make sense for 10th place but not 413
💀
It’s not like she has no power either and it’s a medium
All braincells (one) are busy trying to be cool
This isn’t even super golshi mode
I would do this for her too
Wtf is wrong with this run
All speed and wit, zero self care skills
I’m going for a TT Ace so no point in buying the debuffs I guess
Hmmm I don't think red skills are completely useless in TT but yeah, not a priority
In the end any skill that activates is +points
I’ll decide later tbf
The thing is that tachyon can’t really use stuff like dominator while running as pace
She randomly came 10th in senior Victoria mile, I think she broke her leg
More time to spend with Cafe
Eat sleep cafe? Don't eat cafe
Nah I had tachy reach 500 speed on junior once 😭
Worst part is that some npc outran her somehow
They don't even go to her stomach
Other places
Is she with Taishin
I was more excited about SR Tachyon than the SSR Gold City lmfao
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