#Uma Musume

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ruby mirage
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Nishino Flower gave me medium S rdsnrk

sudden sundial
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Even though not even Fuku could fix the random lost races, it did finally land me the SS Taishin.

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She's not 18k but I'm out of here. I'm moving on

ruby mirage
sudden sundial
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I can now run Nishino which I don't know whether I want in Sprint or Mile

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But I definitely want a 9* of her for Pace Chasers

runic whale
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A couple and some broke horse

sudden sundial
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Of course Nishino loses he first debut with me...

ruby mirage
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Who to uncap with the gold crystal? FalconThink

runic whale
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Save until sweep tosho speed or similar?

sudden sundial
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Save it

ruby mirage
runic whale
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Ye just save it

ruby mirage
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how about ayabe though

runic whale
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I'd use it if it was at 2LB or 3

ruby mirage
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2LB is 7% + 5% race bonus

sudden sundial
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I guess I will be using Nishino for Mile since her ult requires dueling in a corner, and so many shorts don't even have one

arctic kayak
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oh my god

sudden sundial
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Honestly thought it was your post when I first saw it

arctic kayak
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no my miis arent that good and i have babies turned off

sudden sundial
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Honestly, fair. Not my cup of tea either

ruby mirage
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apparently miis can have babies while you aren't playing the game

sudden sundial
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I wouldn't want to watch either

arctic kayak
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magical lesbian baby reproduction is kind of funny but i just dont want babies on my island

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id rather just make new characters

sudden sundial
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Nishino Flower hates me

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First time in my MANT life seeing Slacker

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And her win rate is seriously 50/50

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I ain't even using clocks because what's the point

sudden sundial
velvet pivot
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not you again

pine geode
velvet pivot
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I was not joking about H3’s obsession with Umamusume

runic whale
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Milsim overlaps with umamusume

pine geode
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Can somebody explain this one? Months later, I'm still puzzling over it.

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You go, Kiryuin!

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If anybody could do it, it's definitely the human on par with an uma

ruby mirage
potent trail
potent trail
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so says the trivia document™ at least

sudden sundial
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b you are not ready for the Baku in this

potent trail
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with auntie sakuras............. waaugh

sudden sundial
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I want to hear tiny Kita yell a high-pitched HARIKITTE IKOU

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So precious

potent trail
ruby mirage
ruby mirage
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Gonna use the gold crystal on sr ayabe

potent trail
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well, she's not wrong

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game being so mean to me, nishino didnt come to me in 35 pulls i had saved for her and now they're taunting me with a punching horse. if you've ever seen me mention any rpg ever i love punching. alas.... must save for ssr granny........

sudden sundial
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It's okay Yaeno Muteki is all aura but is kind of a professional jobber, not missing much

runic whale
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my beloved girl failure

ruby mirage
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Ryan is so adorable RyanDead

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I think she is good for the cm

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I want to run xmas oguri but i haven't gotten a SS rank run with her yet. Right now at S+ rank.

sudden sundial
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Least powerful Ryan

ruby mirage
sudden sundial
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She's great, I haven't used her in CM or TT ever but she's an amazing parent

ruby mirage
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mejiro_ryan really loves power

sudden sundial
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Does she have 30% to growth or 20?

ruby mirage
sudden sundial
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They're afraid of full-power Ryan

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Meanwhile Barista Ryan is 20 speed and 10 wit

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(Valentine event apparently, she serves you coffee)

ruby mirage
sudden sundial
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Her partner in that event is Ines Fujin who gets a red maid-esque outfit

ruby mirage
sudden sundial
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I have a lore-accurate Nishino Flower

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This is a blessed run

ruby mirage
sudden sundial
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It's me, I'm the one stealing the Sprinters Stakes now!

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Clocks won't save you

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This run is so cursed only in terms of items. I haven't seen an energy drink above 20, I've never seen the vegetable juice, and I have yet to see a +60% megaphone

ruby mirage
pine geode
runic whale
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Wonder if it's Real

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Oh it isn't

potent trail
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ponkwhoa medium-less baku pulling through. ill come back to her later though, theres certainly room for improvement

velvet pivot
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I just had an insanely good run… with awful summer luck

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Barely made S+ lmfao

potent trail
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SS curren aquired, just jordan left!

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and then im going to do something unhinged <3

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see they added those completionist titles where you do every g3 to g1 victory with a single uma. and i simply have to bakushin it

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how am i gonna win a dirt medium, no clue, don't worry about it thumbs_up

sudden sundial
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You don't need more than a C and some luck, ganbatte!

potent trail
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i dont think i can C two Gs at once penk but surely with grit and rng gods favor it can be done

sudden sundial
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In that case Distance over Surface

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Haru easily ends 4th or even 3rd with an E or D in Turf but a C in Long

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Though being a FR you have it harder, but yeah you can totally get lucky

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Actually might be easier for a FR, surface affects acceleration

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So put everything into speed stamina wit and with some mediocre aptitudes, doable for sure

pine geode
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ominous

velvet pivot
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I gotta love how Fuku has an entire fortune telling tent on academy grounds and nobody has done anything about it

velvet pivot
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I just came 10th in the Junior mile G1 with these stats lmfao

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It’s Taiki, she has an A in mile

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400 speed and 300 power. Still comes 10th

runic whale
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Umamusume is making enough money but why am I hearing things about an umamusume studio closing

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I thought cygames does their own animation?

pine geode
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ah rip

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sad

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It’s the studio that did the animation for Season 1 and 2 of Pretty Derby.

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They did season 1 themselves, and season 2 with another studio. Season 3 was done by that other studio on their own.

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And after that, Cygames was doing their own for the rest

runic whale
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So CyPic is at the risk of closing?

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Ah so CyPic is what handles their animation now

pine geode
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I’ll have to read into it more when I have the time, but I believe CyGames themselves and their studios are fine.

runic whale
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Ah, PA Works

pine geode
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This is essentially just a company cygames hired in the past

runic whale
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Heard they also handled some other popular anime

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Yea cygames is fine that's not what I was questioning

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They make millions via CyberAgent alone and their horse racing

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It's a shame, but atleast umamusume animation isn't threatened

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They made enough to make their own studios

pine geode
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oop, I misread.
PA Works did Season 1 and 2 (with Studio Kai for the latter).
Studio Kai did season 2 and 3. Studio Kai is the one that’s just announced insolvency.
PA Works was hired again for BNW
Umayon was DMM.futureworks and W-toon Studio. Umayuru and Umayuru Pretty Gray were Scooter Films.

Road to the Top, BNE, and Cinderella Gray are all CyPics.

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According to a comment on reddit (authoritative source, I know izzylurk ), Studio Kai's insolvency may not actually mean much.

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TL;DR Studio Kai is owned by Asatsu-DK. While Studio Kai makes anime for a price that doesn't balance the books, Asatsu-DK makes profits (that ideally outweigh the animation costs) on the associated IP and advertising deals and injects cash as needed to keep Studio Kai running. So, in the greater scheme, Studio Kai is doing ok.

It sounds believable to me, but make of that what you will.

runic whale
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Rip Studio Kai

pine geode
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holy wit!

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40 speed from a wit training

velvet pivot
velvet pivot
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I think I’m half carrying my club at this point lmfao

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I’m just going a few runs a day on my commute

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Half of which font even make it

potent trail
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its that burnout

blissful spade
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@dotgokulism

runic whale
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Carrying her fatass

potent trail
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"long baku isnt real she cant hurt you"
long baku:

sudden sundial
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One is never safe from Baku

ruby mirage
ruby mirage
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happy birthday espoir city
by @UonchoRS

runic whale
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Cute

ruby mirage
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my planned pulls

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uma choices are just oshi umas

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not really meta, hopefully i get other 3* umas from those pulls

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also if i get the uma before 50 pulls, i won't pull anymore for that banner and will save for the next one

ruby mirage
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Added the ny kitasan to the planned pulls

velvet pivot
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planned pulls: Nakayama Festa

that's it lol, maybe Sirius when she comes out

potent trail
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i actually dont know what upcoming cards are must pulls aside from ssr maruzen (whos that just for front players iirc)

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ill have to check on that

sudden sundial
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Soon-ish, Mr CB's is very good for End Closers but not much outside of that

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There's a Rice Shower power and Fuku speed rerun that's fairly appealing if you don't have strong SSR cards, but that's a rerun

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After that I only know about Maru in the distance future, I try not to look more than a few ahead

sudden sundial
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Like Kita her skills are for a specific style but the card is still as good as it gets

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If I remember right, the next comparable speed after Maru is in the 2.5 anniversary, it's just that kind of once-a-year card

potent trail
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seems like tachyon speed and light hello are also must pulls for grand live the way riko or ntr are, thats july

sudden sundial
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When does Grand Live hit?

potent trail
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looks like july 10-14th ish

sudden sundial
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Tachyon does indeed seem very good for GL but I think it might be a Fuku/NTR situation, you can make up with something else

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Light Hello feels like a better pull, no substiutes

potent trail
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i mean its same banner

sudden sundial
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Oh

potent trail
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but ye pity goes to hello

sudden sundial
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Was Riko and Rice Shower in the same banner when they came out too?

potent trail
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yes

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its like, scenario banner ig

sudden sundial
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(Also I think that's the better comparison. Rice was good but only Riko is Riko)

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Might also be a situation where having a copy or two of each is already pretty valueable

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In MANT you want everything at MLB because RB always maxes out at MLB, which is pretty annoying for pulls

potent trail
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so i guess my timeline will be maruzen - tachyon/hello - ???? - the sakura carat apocalypse

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.... but i could really use some dang wit cards pawnk weeugh. guess thats why we have borrow slot

sudden sundial
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What does GL want that makes those cards good? Don't need a deep dive just a snippet

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I know there's 5 concerts one every 6 months like the races in UC, and the rest of the time it's regular training? But I don't know what bonuses it wants

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Oh I wonder if it's just Fan Bonus

potent trail
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yeah

sudden sundial
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I mean Tachyon and Lights are scenario link and the latter is a support card, but aside from that nothing that I can see distinguishes them. GL might just ask for regular things in a card

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Kita should still be really good

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NTR not so much because we won't hit 200k fans, Fuku should be good, Creek of course, wit always

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And the SRs will always be there

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I'd like a Neicha wit rerun but aside from that it's definitely a pure save for me, just Maru and the double GL banner. (Also, that one comes with free pulls)

arctic kayak
sudden sundial
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Ayabe is granted a seat at the council, but is not granted the title of lesbian

velvet pivot
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Apparently a lock of IRL Oguri’s mane is on display at Kasamatsu

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Does this mean that one day we can clone Oguri and unleash a horde of hungry horses on the world

velvet pivot
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New record!

runic whale
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Wtf Loves Only You's evil "naruhodo" is killing me

ruby mirage
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can't confirm but i have seen a post about it

arctic kayak
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i saw the post too, it hasnt showed up in my shop yet

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i hope it comes in multiple colors

pine geode
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@harugakita85

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@lUt01_

runic whale
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Wife approved

runic whale
sudden sundial
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That's a lot of pink sparks

ruby mirage
potent trail
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yeaaaaaa and dare i say it, haw

ruby mirage
ruby mirage
sudden sundial
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The Tosen Jordan that Golshi can't bully

sudden sundial
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Currently having an Undefeated, clockless run with Nishino

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Literally no difference, same deck as always, and my first skills are always the same

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Just comes down to training luck and race luck I guess

velvet pivot
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I love how since Flower is so smol she’s basically completely hidden in the background of the Uma wiki

ruby mirage
sudden sundial
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Seiun with the "Explain your smolness" face

runic whale
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She looks like she's talking to her girlfriend

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Well, she is

potent trail
potent trail
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derby champ! its what she deserves

runic whale
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The caption lol

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They're just realizing it?

ruby mirage
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By @ko_ru_ri
Happy birthday Curren Bouquetd'or

runic whale
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Happy birthday, you

ruby mirage
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By @yukikawajuri

runic whale
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I feel like she doesn't have a yuri partner

ruby mirage
runic whale
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Grass wonder clone is her yuri friend??

ruby mirage
ruby mirage
runic whale
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I suppose they're cute together or something

ruby mirage
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Also Bouquetd'or's roommate is Yamamin Zephyr

runic whale
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Another name I don't recognize

ruby mirage
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Raced from 1991 to 1993

velvet pivot
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Tfw you do all of your daily races and team races and don’t get a single daily store trigger

runic whale
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Because you did it already

velvet pivot
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Should I use all of my resources on boosting Oguri’s hydrate? It’s pretty much a must have

velvet pivot
sudden sundial
runic whale
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I thought like one daily would trigger it

sudden sundial
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The money/cards one always guarantees me a shop, whether it's 3 or 6

velvet pivot
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I even did the dailies 1 by 1 to maximize the chance of triggering

runic whale
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Isn't it always 100% or something

velvet pivot
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Apparently not

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But yeah I think imma dump all of my resources into the hydrate hint, it’s gonna be good in all cases ngl

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Since the early game is basically a speedrun to get 3 recoveries

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Uhhh thanks Oguri

potent trail
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finished my turf mediums and longs, dirt remains. will start on trying to grab dirt mediums and then ill swap to pure dirt inherit. this is the best i can do, 9* dirt 8*medium

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its about getting lucky on inspiration, hope that double circle affinity does its job

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here´s the deck ive been using, i won most of my medium races regardless of being stuck with C aptitude. everyone say thank you kita and sfreak, nothing can beat professor maestro combo

sudden sundial
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The tradeoff might genuinely be worth it

potent trail
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i can, ill try that on the next run

sudden sundial
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I've started to not buy scrolls for speed except +15s, most of the time. I feel like it's so easy for Speed to reach SS even when my only speed card is NTR. I've definitely found myself in the positions of being 1200 as early as before Y2-SC

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Saves some currency, not much, but worth considering

velvet pivot
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Showerthought: Fuku being obsessed with luck is entirely reasonable considering that she lives in a gacha universe

sudden sundial
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The gacha of being born SSR: a horse; SR: a woman who can marry a horse; or R: a man

sudden sundial
potent trail
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yea, been doin that as well

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well, til now. now im gonna blow all of them on some random g3 dirts penk

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but itll be worth it

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(i really dont feel like trying to chase Ug rn. i feel like it requires so much rng to get and currently im very comfortably in class 6)

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so, clocks can fuel oshi

sudden sundial
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Good use of them

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For me I just want build up the reserver for future needs, which will surely come

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And deifnitely have no iinterest in trying to get an Ug. I don't want to know if it's possible for me, I'm happy thinking it's for whalers or people more dedicated

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Ug break is at 19500. My best ever is still King Halo at 18.6k, the benefit of good luck and ATV

potent trail
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Ug is 19500??? oh

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i thought it'd be 19k. yea no lol

sudden sundial
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I can see myself achieving 19000 with King Halo, maybe. She was one of my first SS so I think I know better now, but my deck is still the same for Late Surgers

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19.5 seems unreachable

potent trail
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it seems to be like the ones with easiest time are oguris and pasas and taikis

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dual surface and all that

sudden sundial
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Digitan for sure

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The best horse in the business

potent trail
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my best horse is chrimguri at 18 884

sudden sundial
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It comes down to the same separation we had before. Prior to MANT, an A+ horse was amazing and S or S+ was for whales?

potent trail
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6 points in gut is probably all she needed

sudden sundial
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I am curious if for the JP server, MANT was also when they saw their firsts Ug horses. Or if we're ahead of schedule by virtue of Apollo's gift

potent trail
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alas

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i do feel like an Ug is viable actually, just that it needs some biiig lucks. i think this particular oguri is exceptionally close, and ive recently started employing the strategy of doing first two races in a chain on empty without much repercussions to save energy items and use the coins elsewhere (specifically when you get those crazy lucky shops) and like. idk i think i could reach Ug, but right now i need rest from team trials for a bit. ffxiv patch drops soon so i expect uma will take a bit more of background and be delegated back into only play while at work game

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im getting my baku title first tho

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it shall be done, just need that inspiration to hit

sudden sundial
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Yeah I don't believe it's impossible, but it's a level of retries that's unfun

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I think you and me can get an SS with the same frequency a whale runing six MLB SSR cards can get an Ug

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And I think the level of "try until you get it" for you and me is the same as trying for a 9* parent, if not more

potent trail
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my parent situation is a mess lmao, especially given distance aptitudes are currently more king than blue sparks

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my old icon indicators are in disarray i should rework that sometimes

sudden sundial
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Here's my mehtod

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Cake icon: 9* parent

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Chocolate cake: just a couple horses for Haru Arima Kinen attempts

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Rice bowl: the horses I plan to use in my next CM, maybe two (I haven't unmarked my Longs, they're still the best)

potent trail
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blue icons: stamina horses
red icons: power horses
shoes: distance (and dirt)
rice: also CM lmao, just feels right

sudden sundial
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Shoes: they're my best for a TT style, or an alternative

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b

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Just sort by spark and put a filter on 3* only, why are you marking horses by what their spark is

potent trail
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bc i wasnt using a filter much at the time penk

sudden sundial
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Fair

potent trail
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also bc i myself have very few 3* horses, like my best pure sparks are 2* with 3* legacies for an 8

sudden sundial
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When I'm choosing from my horses, the filter is "Cake only". If they have a cake they're a 9*, and the sorting method makes it show their sparks. It literally tells me if it's power speed stamina or whatever

potent trail
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theres like five of them, but do i have a pure 9*? no

sudden sundial
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For my guests...

potent trail
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there is now a chiyo thats a 6/3 nine spark, which is huge of her

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but its like. pow speed

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i dont need speed sparks lmao

sudden sundial
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Okay, let me preface by saying it doesn't matter, it's just wild to me that you'd use icons to mark something that the sort does for you.
With that said: any and all lists of horses in the game are given under two categories, the first one is the sort, the second one is the filter.

The sort determines what is shown about the horse. Examples images: Date acquired, Sparks, Rating (shows the same as Date acquired but it sorts by rating).
Style, Distance and Track sorting also do their own unique thing but I've never found them useful.
But in the end, regadless of your filters the list is gonna be sorted by this selection, and show that info.

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It's why it doesn't make sense to me to use icons on horses based on their sparks, the sparks are shown to me by the sort

velvet pivot
potent trail
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with sparks on i can only see info about the uma directly, not grandparent sparks

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anyway, she's getting clooose

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9 left im dumb and its late, 17 left

sudden sundial
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I can see the sense of it, but you can also click on the parent and be shown the +63 or +42 +21 and so on, over the stats

potent trail
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like i said that system is currently shot bc i stopped marking new horses and also bc im currently not concerned about pure sparks most of the time

sudden sundial
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Ah

potent trail
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i do work more with filters now so i might just clear out the old ones n keep rice marker

sudden sundial
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I myself had a moment or two where I had to go over everything I had and either rework my system, or just unmark some things

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My biggest suffering was when my Retirement Farm was full

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So now I'm at the point where my only horses with a sticker are TT, future CM or "just in case". 20 or 30 horses at most

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When I finish a career, if I think the horse is good I'll immediately sticker it and then also immediately go un-sticker what it's replacing

potent trail
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first set of race and thats my three-win. i love my fronts #myfronts

pine geode
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It’s always funny (and exciting) when there’s like five front runners, who’re all competing for the lead the whole race

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One of the Seiun took it in the end

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I’m using this CM as an opportunity to find other people with Cafe on their long teams, and seeing how they built her

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Also inspecting everybody’s star uma, to pad out my parent pool

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I’ve found a few good ones already

potent trail
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as a reminder uma.moe has the one i use, comes with robust filters and stuff

ruby mirage
pine geode
# potent trail ya ain't using databases for parents?

I have a few parent umas from the database, but I don’t have any idea of what I should use it to look for aside from umas for a specific build I wanna do for a specific uma. I don’t want too many ‘copies’ either, so I just don’t have that many parents

ruby mirage
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I spammed skills for sparks in my recent tannhauser run and she gave me 1* guts and only like 6 white sparks.

potent trail
# pine geode I have a few parent umas from the database, but I don’t have any idea of what I ...

you're looking for a combination of sparks and select skills, while keeping affinity in mind. sprints and miles basically always want 9* power, mediums and longs 9* stamina. currently in trackblazer, track aptitudes are very important.

so for example, bakushin would really like to raise medium aptitude so she can run triple tiara agenda. so you look for parent with 9* power, 9* medium and ideally a front parent like seiun or kitasan.

ideal is unfortunately out of reach (there is currently one 6pow 9med seiun on uma.moe and her affinity to bakushin is piss poor), so for example my team trial bakushin parents are my chiyo and taiki borrow, because i priorited pinks first affinity second (if you dont double circle inspirating those mediums is a lot harder and bakushin can only reach C medium at beggining) and blues last.

a horse without trying to chase pinks has an easier time - chrimguri for example probably just wants 9* sta nishino or taiki or, i keep forgetting if pasa is a pace parent or not

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for trackblazer i think the priority in general goes pinks-affinity-blues-skills and other scenarios its blues-affinity-skills-pinks. at least, thats how i pick parents

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i know some people get their groundwork on fronts from parents in which case a parent with most groundwork sparks takes priority but frankly fuuuuck that penk

ruby mirage
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Air groove guts also gives groundwork

potent trail
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yea i use falcon pow borrow, and i believe speed granny will give it as well

sudden sundial
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As a hint not an event, but yes

ruby mirage
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By @kawasemi0610 uniPraise

sudden sundial
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I really like her design, it just stands out

runic whale
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i love you Neo Universe

potent trail
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(terrible phone crop goes brrr)

sudden sundial
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How dare you put Oguri on Overrated

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She is genuinely all that and more

potent trail
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okay listen, i dont think overrated is quite the correct word for oguri bc she is meta for a reason but i just dont caaaare i dont care. im lukewarm on her, ill use her while she's meta but like. she's just there

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im sorryyyyyyy fatty is a solid middest of mids

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and tbh i just couldnt figure out who else to put there. maybe tachyon because ppl like her but she's more way down there with orange brat for me

sudden sundial
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For Tachyon you just gotta look past the exaggerated human/uman experimentation memes and realise she's just a girlfailure

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Tho I will admit Tachyon is not at her best on her own, she shines when she's with Cafe or Digitan or Pokke or some other uma

runic whale
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tachyon is a sad story

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Tachyon is great at socialising yes

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even with any gender of trainer

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i wonder what an uma like tachyon does alone, since she's always with atleast 1 uma

runic whale
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she just does that for some reason

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i need one where super yearner doe sit too

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does it

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dia-chan

potent trail
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i guess special week is also overrated in my eyes. girl STOP hogging the app icon fr

sudden sundial
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Now that's real

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Like, the most interesting about Special Week is her two moms

runic whale
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i agree

sudden sundial
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Girl's got nothing going for her

runic whale
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i love how basic she is

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but there shouldnt be any uma slander

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agemasen may be overrated but does that mean she should be ridiculed for it

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you also forgot the connection she has with suzuka that transpires dimensions

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thats it i think

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agemaspe is overall a 6/10 uma for me

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tachyon is the most overrated and overhyped umamusume imho

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and the most underrated is either Belno Light or Sugar Lights

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hopefully when the robot career is added there will be new art of sugar lights

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most underrated uma x any is definitely the old woman yuri in the hotsprings career

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these two . they feel gay and married

ruby mirage
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ruby mirage
runic whale
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# ruby mirage

lmao tachyon looking into those horrid blank eyes and falling in love is totally her thing

blissful spade
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wait let me do this

ruby mirage
velvet pivot
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Ran into this xoguri while doing the cup

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Bro you don’t need that high guts

runic whale
potent trail
potent trail
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im shooketh, who are you what have you done with neo

runic whale
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This is before i am held at gunpoint by Still In Love

ruby mirage
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Happy birthday Katsuragi ace machandance
By @_ttnx

pine geode
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While you plead for anything else for most of the career

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Like stamina you desperately need

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(me last night)
she was very stamina deficient until the last few months

arctic kayak
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i did that thing too

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damn 99 gen

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i wouldve put opera o in more spots but i wanted more variety 💀

ruby mirage
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She's just a lil hungy

Credits:
Director: @RecoridoLol
Editor: @RecoridoLol
Original Animation by: Thiharess on insta (https://www.instagram.com/thiharess/)
Voice Cast:
Inari One: @sarah_the_weirdo
Tamamo Cross: @SnarksRemarks

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mine is around 40% japanese only umas

sudden sundial
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Southern Tama

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Very nice

arctic kayak
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it says crown uma not triple crown uma people on twitter were putting ones that won one or two

runic whale
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oh , thats why i put rudolf and still in love

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yes, still in love won the triple tiara iirc

ruby mirage
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By @1ofAgnesDigital bourbon's mom

sudden sundial
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Cute

velvet pivot
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I would like to thank uma for introducing me to the chaotic and adorable nature of horses

sudden sundial
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They're absolute goobers

runic whale
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lmao i think that binary says gogo

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65 and 111

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oh bobo

ruby mirage
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I am struggling to get a SS rank xmas oguri

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I got the correct cards, 9* parents and S medium but no SS rank

sudden sundial
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Have you tried having better luck?

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rxddit.com

Looks like everyone in Tracen is out and about enjoying the cherry blossoms, including Aoi and Riko together with their trainees. Meek and Aoi messing around like a couple of sisters is super cute.

Meanwhile Little Cocon having to hang on to Riko to make sure she doesn't collapse and die thanks to sneezing her lungs out. You just know...

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Honestly is there anyone in the umaverse that's as happy as Meek and Aoi are with each other

ruby mirage
ruby mirage
sudden sundial
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True

ruby mirage
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My most recent run had, no speed star, no gold firm conditions, no PoC and no killer tunes

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Literally 0/6 in terms of card skills

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The other two were sr wits with no skill events

sudden sundial
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It really sucks that FM's golden is not even guaranteed on her third event

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It's so messed up. The golden skill is the most important feature of an SSR card, it's what makes it SSR to be honest

runic whale
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Nishino Flower and Seiun Sky

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I think it's just these 3 that are happy with each other

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Oh! Aoi and Meek feel like childhood friends almost

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They look close in age. super close relationship... Wouldn't it be cute if they were childhood friends too

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Ever since that bra thing about horses came up I can't stop seeing yuri art

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I'm in heaven

ruby mirage
ruby mirage
arctic kayak
ruby mirage
sudden sundial
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Golshi is Golshi no matter the game

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Don't think I didn't notice the game icon changing

arctic kayak
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minor bug fix that's all

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nothing else changed

potent trail
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yeah, sure looks like special week to me

sudden sundial
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GO! RU! SHI!

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Everyone's favourite number

velvet pivot
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LETS GO

velvet pivot
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Me looking at the new app icon:

runic whale
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Golshi elite

runic whale
arctic kayak
runic whale
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the uma models are so meticulous\

runic whale
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Gold Ship does it all. she count sound hot, she can sound normal, she can sound cute

pine geode
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@猫柳れお

sudden sundial
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My favourite clanker

runic whale
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happy birthday bourbon

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my present for you is a shower of rice

arctic kayak
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look in the back in the screenshot i sent

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how perfect

runic whale
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here are all my uma miis so far

runic whale
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They're all so cute

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I wonder if spe and suzuka are married

arctic kayak
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theyre dating but theyre not married yet

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my only marriage so far was opera and doto

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but also spe is dating suzuka but grass wonder has a crush on her which i let her have because i thought it was really funny considering that particular event with the real horses 💀

ruby mirage
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I have see two people getting teimaku baby and on both occasions, teio's genes didn't even try

arctic kayak
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i saw that too

runic whale
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no im going to make grass fall in love with el eventually

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tamamo cross confessed to oguri with a homemade cake and oguri said NO!!! 😭

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also cafe rejected tachyon

runic whale
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Yuri prevention 😔

arctic kayak
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my tomodachi life is turning into umamusume yuri simulator

runic whale
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Tomodachi life is goated for having lgbtq rep

sudden sundial
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Damn, CM is really kicking my ass. Medium is the toughest distance for this everyone's got good horses.

arctic kayak
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also ayabe and top road are dating, vodka and scarlet are crushing but havent confessed yet [accurate], agnes digital has a crush on agnes tachyon, agnes tachyon has a crush on manhattan cafe, jungle pocket also has a crush on cafe,

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i wish they would allow polyamory, but im so glad they allow gay relationships now

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i do have all the 99 gen living together too, vodsca lives together, and pokke and dantsu flame live together [hopefully will move the rest of 2001 gen in there and maybe fuji too]

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and i want to get all team spica in one house too

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polyamorous lesbian couple and their adoptive little sister

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opera o is the only one with a custom outfit because it took me 5 hours so im procrastinating on making any more 😭

runic whale
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their casual fit should work

ruby mirage
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bebé

ruby mirage
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yanko from @yahagistable

potent trail
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5 races left on completionist baku. jbc classic, february stakes, teio sho, a leftover g3 negishi stakes and the big scary, japanese dirt derby. i just need a good classic inherit where both dirt and medium pop to C at the same time, i know its within reach

ruby mirage
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If his condition is good, he might also race in japan this year

runic whale
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please prix so japan can finally shut up about it

velvet pivot
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Ffs. Just got an incredibly good run but no Professor of Curvature or nimble lmfao

arctic kayak
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i forgot i put her there to get her birthday lines last night and i was jumpscared by a voice that wasn't tm opera o

ruby mirage
arctic kayak
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yep i noticed ines in the lobby now

ruby mirage
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Fuurai digitalspin

runic whale
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Girl with hat

ruby mirage
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By @row_309

runic whale
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by Coolchouzhao

arctic kayak
sudden sundial
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What is she doing

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She should find an uma whose orbs to ponder

arctic kayak
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NO GIRLS WATCH OUT!!!!

runic whale
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One if the cutest and hottest umamusume skins is coming

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Because it shows NATIE MIDRIFF

velvet pivot
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I stg what is wrong with my Xoguri

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She is NOT proccing her skills lmfao and she has 1000 wit

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As soon as I complain… what

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I might have just ruined this guy’s day because I’m looking at the stats and this was their 5th race with 2 wins, and my random S+ XOguri just knocked them out

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oh god oh lord she's going for the mic

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All Rudolf Images are from: @realsymbolirudolf on Instagram
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Voice Cast:
Symboli Rudolf: @dulxio

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What did they do to deserve this

runic whale
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Opera is a Floridian at heart

novel depot
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I love Natie midriff

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Always a treat

ruby mirage
sudden sundial
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After the first inspiration
Wrong sparks, Cafe, but good job anyway

ruby mirage
sudden sundial
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And I love that for her

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It was very funny to see Pink show up twice and it wasn't Mile both times ICANT

ruby mirage
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Also that low speed is scary in mile

runic whale
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Nishino flower and Special Week have the same face

runic whale
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They are both good girls

ruby mirage
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They're very cute

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They also got the same hair length

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By @tera_ushiro
Happy birthday fish horse seiun_sky

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I find it funny how Grass Wonder is treated as the American larping as Japanese when Digitan is American born and raised but is enough of a simp that nobody noticed

sudden sundial
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The simp spirit is international

runic whale
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Yes but Grass is a weeb larper and digitan is just yuri universal simp

sudden sundial
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I'm growing to hate these race mission

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No, I don't want to do NZ cup and throw my whole run, thank you very much

ruby mirage
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I have yet to even complete the NZ cup

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Haven't gotten the trophy for that race

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long hair seiun sky by @angedublancpur1

runic whale
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Flower Wife approves of new hairstyle for fish wife

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This actually makes her look more refined and i LOVE this gap moe

sudden sundial
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It feels so strange to finish a career without ever getting a hint for your running style

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IT's like "Oh, 40 races as a Late Surger? I guess you're new to the style"

arctic kayak
sudden sundial
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ok then

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It's such a struggle to get these milers to S+

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This one got to S+ by the skin of her teeth lol

sudden sundial
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Taiki I understand a little, it's a bit hard to raise her Medium aptitude, but she's not as bad as half the sprinters, or raising two aptitudes for Cafe

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And the thing about Taiki is, she's just really good. She can easily win all her epithets, to me she's a horse where it just comes down to the 1% luck between a good run and a great run

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And with her dirt aptitude too, no way. I have problems with some milers but Taiki ain't one of them, she's Maruzensky tier

velvet pivot
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Yeah I only have king halo as my S rank sprinter, trying to get Bakushin and Bono to S rank at all is a bit of a pain

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I got this one to S+ with dirt races too

sudden sundial
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The power of dirt is not to be understimated

velvet pivot
sudden sundial
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I have Suzuka and Maruzensky with guaranteed slots in my Mile trio, Taiki is going to Dirt of course but they're all to me in the same tier, and the same one as Rudolf and Rice and Condor. These are horses where to get my new best/1st, I just need that 1 lucky run out of 10. As long as the aptitudes are okay, and the cards are all the same across styles, they win on their own through the power of amazing ults so the rest is just luck. If I'm struggling with these I feel I'm doing something extremely wrong

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Now when it's Fuji Kiseki or Vodka, or Baku and Curren in the spinters or Cafe with her huge needs for aptitude sparks, those feel like "I need that one lucky run in 20 or more". Struggling here feels like "Yep, that's the game"

sudden sundial
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i will take any carats i can get

arctic kayak
sudden sundial
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What hurts is they're Cafe's missions. I feel so betrayed

arctic kayak
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i just write a note on them saying "glue" and wait until transfer requests to get rid of them so i can get something out of it

sudden sundial
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You can write notes?

arctic kayak
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yes

sudden sundial
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I just let the glue build up and clean it up every once in a while, I'm scarred from hitting the limit once. But I do keep one glue of a handful of horses always on hand for Transfer events to get stars

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Basically I'm just much more judicious on the stickers and I just transfer everything that doesn't have one except the most recent 10 or so

arctic kayak
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under the epithet you can write a note

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theyre waiting to be sent to the glue factory

sudden sundial
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The throuple is gonna be so happy in that farm upstate

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Lots of space to run

arctic kayak
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3 hours til NatureGo

arctic kayak
runic whale
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I love cygames for giving Natie shorts

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But leaving her belly all exposed

pine geode
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Note: activating golshi mode for my xmas oguri career was not a great choice

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Phew
It’s haard

arctic kayak
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this is my new highest score, unfortunately she also has a 1 star guts spark and lost the kikuka sho 💀

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it appears i am cursed with 1 star guts spark s ranks

arctic kayak
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i finished the event story omg king 🥹 she loves her daughter

runic whale
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Who

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King's daughter Haru Urara

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kawakami

ruby mirage
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The strongest princess

runic whale
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Oh her real daughter

runic whale
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Yoo gorupipi week

ruby mirage
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I need help getting xoguri to SS rank is there anything else i need to do? I am inheriting 12* stamina and 6* power

sudden sundial
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First time for everything

sudden sundial
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More golds I guess? They're worth more than a bullseye for rating

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Yeah, if she had Speedstar and Maestro that would be +1050 points

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So you're already doing everything right, it's just luck

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+30 to power might also do it

ruby mirage
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I think i will try 9* stamina and 9* power and train more wit.

ruby mirage
velvet pivot
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My last shot at getting into Grade A finals

sudden sundial
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I have my own at 3LB, so when I run a Pace Chaser what I borrow is Chiyono's stamina who also gives Speedstar but it's guaranteed, as long as you get to the third event

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And it's honestly just a really good card

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But if you want three wit I don't know what are the options

ruby mirage
sudden sundial
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Or maybe some other card with a gold for Pacers, or a general one

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Yeah ultimately it's just that I barely see the FM card as SSR, I don't feel its impact the way I feel Kita's, Neicha's, Creek etcetera

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Yeah I'm not seeing any golden skills for Pacers that are an alternative, some of these cards don't even have RB

ruby mirage
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Yeah, fine_motion is basically the only wit card in this scenario for pace chasers rdsnrk

sudden sundial
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Run Oguri as a Later, Neicha is so much better

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Though the initial judgement stands, she's only missing a couple dozen stat points and some goldens so it's just luck

velvet pivot
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I just noticed that Taiki’s cowboy hat doesn’t have ear holes lmfao

ruby mirage
sudden sundial
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What did Seiun do now

ruby mirage
potent trail
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at most i can offer general tips like, are you managing your energy correctly (you can run first two races in a chain on empty with mostly no repercussions and save energy items for trainings trying to use as little rest button as possible)? are you using the first shop's megaphone (i feel like the extra bit of stats is worth it in junior and you shouldn't race til late aug anyway so there's three turns)? are you focusing on getting your speed and wit facilities to level 2 before late aug junior?

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everything else is rng gods

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bad shops, glue. blocked, glue. poor summers, glue

ruby mirage
runic whale
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Oh they get tucked UNDER her hat

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Wow i like Taiki Shuttle more now

runic whale
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Agemasen hates this one simply trick

ruby mirage
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Wonder Acute blep

runic whale
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I found art about Still In Love's mode of transportation and I'm DEAD

potent trail
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okay, now its just japanese dirt derby left. i still havent gotten a run where both medium and dirt would proc at the same time

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i keep throwing clocks at it if med or dirt proc and its D C or C D but ive gotten 2nd at best

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it being a classic race only isnt doing me any favors

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i tried doing it on B med and E dirt, but it wasnt good enough

runic whale
ruby mirage
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Happy birthday Believe
By @takiki2828

runic whale
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I don't think i would be able to show that rdsnrk

ruby mirage
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TazunaHelp forgot it was yesterday

potent trail
ruby mirage
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I got bakushin guts ssr in a 10 pull

potent trail
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guts ssr has a really neat event to it

sudden sundial
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I can't believe they gave the Kawakami power a Race Bonus passive but then it only gets to 10%

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But maybe it's greedy to ask for 15...

potent trail
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she´s so out of breath in this lmao

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ponkpatpat its not easy to baku shin shin

sudden sundial
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Even eldritch powers can't make you outBaku Baku

ruby mirage
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A lot of cards are at 5% bonus

sudden sundial
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Yeah 10% is the minimum to be useful

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It's just that the passive is the only reason 15% cards exist so it feels like Kawakami was robbed

potent trail
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king loves her kiiiiiid

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thank you event thats exactly the kinda content im here for

sudden sundial
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Parental events my beloved

potent trail
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the best part is goodbye halo is probably paying for all these over the top ideas and frankly, good

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suffer mama halo, suffeeeeer

runic whale
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did voices and then we were blessed with whawtever came next

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teio teio teio teio teio teio teio teio tei tei O!

sudden sundial
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Mom and Daughter is a powerful combo

ruby mirage
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Happy birthday Venus Paques machandance
By @lunaticmonster

ruby mirage
sudden sundial
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Yeah she doesn't need it, but she does need speedstar and she does need rating points

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I much prefer to run two stamina or two power than one of each. The difference really shows up in the trainings

ruby mirage
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i run my usual 2 speed, 1 power, 3 wit for nishino_flower

sudden sundial
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Not enough power and stamina for my tastes. And I don't like how three wits will barely get me to 1000 wit which does not at all make up in rating points for the loss of stats in staminapower

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That's regardless of the horse, it always feels like it takes three wits to do the job of two of the other stats, even if with two SSR wits

ruby mirage
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all the SS+ & Ug umas i see have both nice_nature & fine_motion in their deck and running only 2 wit

sudden sundial
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Canon

runic whale
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Exactly how it happens

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Sorry spe you're already a girl

ruby mirage
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king_halo's mom by @1ofAgnesDigital

runic whale
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Some drama i love

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Makes you wonder what happened that turned a loving mother into that

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Goodbye Halo is a crazy name tho

pine geode
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Just learned Kawakami Princess is King Halo’s daughter. It makes their interactions in this event all the cuter.

sudden sundial
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Not knowing your uma relationships by heart spitfiresmh

pine geode
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Where’s that relations chart
Its been so long, I need a refresher

runic whale
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Sweep Tosho getting all the girls

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Why do the shorties get all the umas cadancewheeze

ruby mirage
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didn't know sweep tosho was with stay gold and orfevre

runic whale
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Looks like the only uma gay couple that has their daughter in uma form is Kris S and Cesario

ruby mirage
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yup

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note: the chart was made 10 months ago, so the 5th anni umas aren't here

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also dicta striker (soccer boy) is stay gold's uncle

sudden sundial
pine geode
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Nippo Teio?

runic whale
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Yes

pine geode
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Oh wow
He actually was in Cinderella Grey

sudden sundial
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Haru's yakuza mom, I love her

runic whale
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Akitsu Teio in the anime

runic whale
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There were plans..

runic whale
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Yakuza mama

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S1 stego

arctic kayak
arctic kayak
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oh nvm thats on the chart

runic whale
arctic kayak
sudden sundial
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All Uraras are baby

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This one is extra baby

arctic kayak
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true

sudden sundial
velvet pivot
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Amazing, 10/10 writing

sudden sundial
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Hmm

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This is the third time today I've had the acupuncture event

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Anshinzawa is prowling

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Also: I like winning Cafe stars with Cafe ponkverycontent

velvet pivot
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Someone pointed out that the follower cap is in place to avoid gigaparents from forming and that makes a lot of sense

sudden sundial
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By that you mean avoid having just a few people being the universal parents?

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Like, everyone follows this one guy?

pine geode
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Makes sense

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No more Eclipses

velvet pivot
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Imagine if the entire field had the same handful of parents

Picture unrelated

sudden sundial
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Yeah it makes sense,

velvet pivot
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I see what they meant by Cafe looking exactly like Sunday Silence now

ruby mirage
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i had like 4 oguri runs and not a single speedstar

ruby mirage
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i am losing it training in TB. only 2 total rainbows in the 3 turns of climax racing. the only +100 speed training was the turn before tenno sho autumn in the senior year. cards were constantly on power training and not speed or wit OguriUpset

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and also no xoguri above 17k

pine geode
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From the umamusume twitter
Golshi's cleatprints and signature rdsnrk

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(She's doing a giveaway)

novel depot
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They brought back the Golshi mode again. This time, after getting all the monies, you can do an Ultra Golshi mode. What few people may realize, there is a title that you can get if you get a good ending with it. A "good ending" is a special character event that you get after winning URA finale, and it's not possible in Trackblazer, so you will likely have to do a run of either URA or Unity just for that. In Unity, you can intentionally lose against team Zenith (so you don't get them as opponents in the finale) and still win the finale for the good ending.

ruby mirage
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qualified for finale group A on my absolute final race. was 2/5 before the 5th race and had yet to qualify for group A in my last run before the finale

sudden sundial
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Suletta and Myorine vibes

velvet pivot
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The fact that the actual owner of Seiun Sky and Nishino Flower also happens to own a Madza 3 and bike themed around Sky’s uma counterpart is amazing

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More trivia: apparently the TW fans mistranslated “Seiun” as “星雲” (Starry Clouds) and it was even used officially in the TW server before Mr. Nishiyama (see above) showed up to correct them

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Learning more about him, he really did love Seiun Sky and tried desperately to keep his bloodline alive even after his offspring weren’t impressive

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I suppose that’s why he’s so enthusiastic about Umamusume- we’re keeping his beloved horse’s memory alive

runic whale
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I'm not saying this as an insult, he says it himself

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He was the one who made the "respect the umas" policy

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Then retracted his statement in Twitter, saying he allows content like that of his horses. So long as his horsed are remembered

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He's so obsessed with Seiun Sky he ordered to have him be bred with Nishino Flower, which was basically not ideal at all since Seiun Sky is considered a genetic dead-end

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While in the game, he's one of the best parents to inherit skills from

velvet pivot
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I respect it

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I wish I had her ngl

runic whale
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Someone legit sent it to him

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The other nsfw izzystare

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He is pretty cool btw

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Having sold licenses to his horses to cygames for very cheap

arctic kayak
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i meant to use a clock and i accidentally clicked next and then closed the app and reopened it then THIS happens when i click the try again button e_cryingrn

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and of course she wins the other 2 tiaras without even having to use a clock thanks king very cool

velvet pivot
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This is prolly the worst flawless run I’ve ever done

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I’m surprised she even got an S, no +60s no good luck tags, Kitasan seemed to have went on strike

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Shame too as I got Uma Stan on this run

velvet pivot
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I love how the support card art varies from “very detailed and cool custom artwork” to “this is clearly concept art”

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This (JP) McQueen SSR Speed is clearly art for Pretty Gray lmfao

ruby mirage
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By @SaSaSaiKaAA

pine geode
sudden sundial
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Only Cafe can make Tachyon the tsukkomi

runic whale
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They swapped huh

ruby mirage
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apparently one of the reasons why tanino gimlet's eyepatch is on the right eye and not the left eye is gimlet wants to look more scary/serious. irl gimlet's dictus left eye makes him look scarier while his right eye makes him look cute VodkaEEE

runic whale
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So that's why vodka also has it on her right eye

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Simp

ruby mirage
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daiwa scarlet and vodka glazing their dads TazunaHelp

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very cute

runic whale
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Then they de-glaze each other because they "hate" each other

runic whale
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Gays protecting their gay fathers

velvet pivot
#

This bit from pakatube where Gimlet kicks a fence is amazing

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Like the fence just looks like a PNG but it turns out to actually be a full 3D model

runic whale
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Sasuga cygames

velvet pivot
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Apparently the fence is named Sakutaro and is voiced by Kris S’ VA

runic whale
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It's always then together

ruby mirage
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Natural Fast Learner run

sudden sundial
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You're free

ruby mirage
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She will be replacing my other xoguri that is 16,901 rating

sudden sundial
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I need some of that luck with Cafe

ruby mirage
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Basically only focus training speed and wit to beat mile races.Inherit stamina and power to beat long races.

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80 races in total. 31.25% winrate

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A shame that ryan and fuku didn't win. Fuku especially, she had a score 18,731

velvet pivot
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The fact that Mejiro Bright won her maiden race with a time 11 seconds slower than the average is amazing

ruby mirage
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Golshi mode after earning 1.2 million coins GoldshipPunch

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it basically requires goldship to get the good ending.

sudden sundial
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idk, anti-FRers for sure, but the acceleration debuff is pretty bad for laters and enders. Pacer might be the best bet

ruby mirage
sudden sundial
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Late start/Focus/Concentration really only matters for Front Runners

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Accelaration debuff glues everything in the second half of the pack. A Pacer only needs speed and stamina

ruby mirage
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i feel pace chasers love to be blocked after a late start

sudden sundial
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Yeah but that's fixed with navigation, power/guts or it's just down to luck

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Laters and Enders also get blocked

ruby mirage
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they get stuck behind slower late surgers in the first half and have no energy to break away at the end.

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laters and enders save their energy in the first half compared to pacers

sudden sundial
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More stamina

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The horse can have a good start and still get blocked

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Just seems to be this debuff hurts you most if you need to get to the front immediately or you need a lot of accelaration.

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I'm still like 6 or 7 runs away from being able to run this so I guess I won't find out for a while

ruby mirage
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also when comparing their phases

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pacers' speed phases in the middle and final leg are lower than laters and enders

sudden sundial
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Enders and Laters don't get any benefit from that speed if they can't accelerate, if they can't overtake it's a difference between finishing last and finishing last but faster

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The Pacer needs more accel at the start of the race but then has the entire race to make up for the late start, and only depend on their speed and stamina

ruby mirage
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new song revealed in pakalive rn

sudden sundial
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I feel that's better than being dependant on a debuffed stat

ruby mirage
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pisupisu golshi with normal golshi golshithumbsup

sudden sundial
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Dad always looking good and short

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Shorter than DJ ICANT

ruby mirage
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the umas in this pakalive is fuji kiseki, jungle pocket, agnes digital, dream journey, victore pisa, tap dance city and forever young.

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first half was talking about fuji kiseki and jungle pocket. the new event is Gold Week

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some merch for gold week was revealed

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new pokke alt pokkeYap

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new fuji kiseki alt to follow suit fuji_kiseki

sudden sundial
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Tracen's prince

ruby mirage
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medium aptitude increased from B -> A

runic whale
ruby mirage
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Horse News:

  • 🇫🇷 Meisho Tabaru enters the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe with Yutaka Take
  • 🇬🇧 Forever Young enters the Prince of Wales's Stakes at Royal Ascot. It will be Yanko's first turf race. The race will be 2,004 metres long. Satono Reve will enter the jubilee race at ascot.
runic whale
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Meishoooo Taberu

pine geode
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I get strange feeling that she’s not telling the truth.
This isn’t how umamusume usually say hello… cocothink not that I mind

ruby mirage
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Hell will arrive in late july. 3600 meter race

sudden sundial
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Stayers Stakes: first time?

ruby mirage
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Fuji Kiseki calls Pokke cute

ruby mirage
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By @fukagamine rarepair FukuSweat

sudden sundial
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The unique of this one sounds like something you don't get to benefit from most turns

pine geode
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hmm
Neither of the current banner cards’ uniques seem like you’d benefit from most of the time
But it’s an interesting synergy

sudden sundial
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To be fair

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NTR's only works in MANT

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Situational it's pretty god, but at the end of the day it feels like the best uniques are the ones that just boost two common stats, like "Initial power and Race Bonus"

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Oh, a new SR crystal to hoard, neat

arctic kayak
sudden sundial
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Keep talking and the fence explodes

ruby mirage
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yeah its split in parts i dont remember which one the fence appeared in but i think it was one of the later parts

ruby mirage
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"No idear" "ohh my god"

arctic kayak
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i had a dream that umamusume got an official english dub and it was really bad and everyone hated it

ruby mirage
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There is unofficial english dub channel for some umayuru videos

sudden sundial
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I'm running UC because I ran out of guest parents and

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I don't remember turns this good

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That's with 75k fans so maybe NTR's unique is worth a bit outside of MANT

arctic kayak
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not sure if im allowed to say

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so 🤫

ruby mirage
steep hawk
arctic kayak
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i will be voicing sakura_chiyono_o

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🤫

steep hawk
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Everyone is related to Sunday silence

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I am related to Sunday silence

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You are related to Sunday silence

pine geode
steep hawk
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He's everyone's Gran gran

sudden sundial
sudden sundial
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Because SSR, plus the golden. I mean those stats are at Y3 January so NTR is definitely performing well in UC

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But not amazingly

ruby mirage
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By @puipuimui

sudden sundial
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The important question is how many times a day are you singing the Chiyo song to prepare for the role

ruby mirage
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By @ktm20110112
Also happy birthday to Dicta Striker (Soccer Boy)

sudden sundial
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She's never looked this bashful in her life

arctic kayak
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happy birthday king i hope your mom dies

sudden sundial
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Don't worry King, Haru has been notified

ruby mirage
potent trail
ruby mirage
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Which main story ssr card is the best after Team Sirius

sudden sundial
potent trail
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now thats the kinda stonks i wanna see

sudden sundial
potent trail
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816

sudden sundial
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A lucky one

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It's funny to me how I can have 4Ws and 3Ws that sometimes yield the same total as 5Ls

ruby mirage
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stay gold tried to leave again during the gold week announcement

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😭

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she was stopped by nakayama festa

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machandance by @idonum

velvet pivot
sudden sundial
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"You need 600 in everything by the end of Y1, dummy" - The game, apparently

ruby mirage
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was going to ask for your speed value. anything under 200 speed would make sense for 10th place but not 413

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💀

sudden sundial
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These two are so stupid together I love them

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Deep voice idiots

velvet pivot
sudden sundial
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All braincells (one) are busy trying to be cool

velvet pivot
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This isn’t even super golshi mode

runic whale
runic whale
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But why fuku, she doesn't deserve to grovel

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I can save her and sacrifice myself

velvet pivot
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Wtf is wrong with this run

sudden sundial
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Lore accurate Tachyon

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All speed

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Go forth and break a leg

velvet pivot
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I’m going for a TT Ace so no point in buying the debuffs I guess

sudden sundial
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Hmmm I don't think red skills are completely useless in TT but yeah, not a priority

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In the end any skill that activates is +points

velvet pivot
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I’ll decide later tbf

velvet pivot
velvet pivot
sudden sundial
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More time to spend with Cafe

velvet pivot
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Eat Sleep Cafe

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And also maybe Pokke

runic whale
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Eat sleep cafe? Don't eat cafe

steep hawk
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Worst part is that some npc outran her somehow

runic whale
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Other places

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Is she with Taishin

velvet pivot
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I was more excited about SR Tachyon than the SSR Gold City lmfao

ruby mirage
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