Uma Musume

[pine geode]

Somehow the Niigata Junior Stakes has become my hardest race (aside from the Spring Tenno Sho). It's in Junior year late august. I've been unable to beat it in my last few runs. Fuji Kiseki is the rival, but Seeking the Pearl keeps winning.

[velvet pivot]

LETS GO I BEAT THE CHILD

wait

[potent trail]

bakushin made that her goal. nishino, biko

lets bully the kids with grampa
lets do what?

[sudden sundial]

For now

Don't let her harmless appearance fool you

Since when can both your parents be borrowed?

Or am I just dumb and never tried more than one?

Nevermind I am dumb the button is disabled

[potent trail]

https://www.tumblr.com/dracobaar/805433699300704256/last-night-i-dreamed-up-a-skit-where-umamusume

https://www.tumblr.com/chronicexhaustion/812882485984821248/i-love-my-dumbass-horse

https://www.tumblr.com/boiledcaprisun/812801497228247040

i got suddenly jordanbeamed and had to seek some fanart

[velvet pivot]

What did jordan do to suffer this fate

[sudden sundial]

It's her fate as Golshi's rival

[arctic kayak]

bad art

based on this

[velvet pivot]

Opera O WOULD have her own endorsed wine lmfao

Also that’s a really nice drawing

[blissful spade]

and that's it, no more double race rewards

[velvet pivot]

Rip

Guess I can stop grinding as much for a while before I burn myself out

[runic whale]

Samson

Bruh Orfevre just sleeps everywhere

The reporter saw her sleeping on a football field

[arctic kayak]

😖

thats 100 more statues

i like how it says tokai teio like shes a real person

[runic whale]

She's real

IRL Teio hang out with IRL McQueen a lot

[ruby mirage]

I need a long schedule for the mission

[novel depot]

Basically run every long race that you can. Plus some mile in the junior year and medium in classic to clear the goals.

[pine geode]

I just took it easy and did a less optimal run, relaxed a bit

You could definitely do better, but this is a quickly-made, ok, base agenda for a runner who only has medium and long aptitude:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1409421261792350279/1491881555680034946/image.png?ex=69dfe5f8&is=69de9478&hm=772212650bbc565b4ed026553d98387c71dd24b9eeb4ea08f4d7b2286bb5c485&

[potent trail]

it be dire out there, but also you need to complete some races in junior

hopeful stakes in late dec should do it

new blossom chapter!! hi hi hii

grandma!!

and for neo

brian's totally emotionally stable adventure continues

im pretty sure theres one more chapter dedicated to arima kinen, and then we jump back for the bakushin arc

[arctic kayak]

i need everyone to know i just had awful mood and then got karaoke recreation twice in a row

[ruby mirage]

I like the claw machine event since it boosts mood up 2 levels in total if you win

[arctic kayak]

true

[ruby mirage]

Also more energy recovery

I should've gotten a big plushie when nishino flower went to the claw machines.
Probably would've been bigger than her

[sudden sundial]

CUTE

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1slz2v8/my_agnes_looks_weird_oc/

[runic whale]

SuperGT, Pacific Racing, BMW

It has an inline 6 TWIN TURBO

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-twin-turbo-uma-dancing-dance-gif-5818179273862472821

[ruby mirage]

Haru Urara struggled more in the g3 leopard stakes with mile A than g1 dirt derby with medium C

[runic whale]

She was in dirt

[sudden sundial]

Forced loss. Cygames orders.

Y1 pre-debut, just Rudolf things

[ruby mirage]

Why is it always mile races
These umas can't win g1 miles

Turf of Dirt, it doesn't matter. The rival will always win

[sudden sundial]

Haru suffers from an ult that can't win the race for her

You really notice it with her

No other horse of mine loses so many races with full aptitudes and more than enough stats

[novel depot]

Oh, by the way, I got this yesterday.

[potent trail]

dang, the title??

awesome

[novel depot]

Yeah, I am now using that title

[ruby mirage]

True for normal haru urara but i thought new years haru urara would fare better

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1sm417o/

[sudden sundial]

Ah, yeah I can't comment on NYE's

[ruby mirage]

By @sansha0513 daring tact birthday

[ruby mirage]

a quick schedule i made to get ts climax long race

for med/long racers

could make one for milers as well

probably would be better since this schedule only give +200 in stats

[sudden sundial]

I can't count from this but make sure the total of long races is more than the total of medium and anything else, including debut

[ruby mirage]

12 medium + 12 Long including debut with super creek

[sudden sundial]

That's a coin toss on the finale

Drop a medium

If you have even a C in mile you can do 11 Miles too

[ruby mirage]

dropping yayoi sho then

[sudden sundial]

You only gotta do this once and the horse is simply not gonna be competitive with one that does a regular schedule, but if you really had to try, let me see..

[ruby mirage]

yeah only doing this for the mission

got 40 minutes left to finish the career

[sudden sundial]

Yeah it's hard because the Long total is just these

These are just the graded ones, there's also OPs but eugh

[ruby mirage]

gonna be starving for shop points but training should be okay

[sudden sundial]

Same epithet stats, 50 less stats and 150 less SP than the regular Mile-Long schedule

Gotta tank the 5-race EOYs tho

But yeah, at the end of the day Sprinters and Longers are just out of luck

[ruby mirage]

sprinters are okay like curren chan. just inherit mile and she does pretty good

also sprinters win milers more often than longers

[sudden sundial]

Yeah I wish Longers had an equivalent of the Sprinters Epithet

Just for that Sprint and Mile only is a lot better than Med and Long only

It really just comes down to this.

[ruby mirage]

imagine not having a long race until early august in classic year

including op races

[sudden sundial]

And Dirt somewhere in the middle, with no longs and equal distribution of the other three but also competitive Dirt is always Mile so

What really sucks is knowing they added more races and we don't have them yet

That's my CABRA

Retry
Taiki wins
Alright anyone else wants a clock? Vodka, are you hungry?

[ruby mirage]

agnes digital is op in TB

will fight you on both turf and dirt mile

[sudden sundial]

Agnes Digital is OP when umas are around

You never know when she's gonna strike

[ruby mirage]

she exploded in my earlier haru urara run

super creek went undefeated in my long career

S rank though

i feel the main thing to do to avoid wasting clocks and races is to priotise speed and wit training before debut. you need as much speed to survive the earlier races and last through the later milers

milers don't require stamina compared to longer distances, so it is speed vs speed with skills

[arctic kayak]

happy birthday fuji can you please give me your ballroom alt

[runic whale]

Her boob window is really lewd

[ruby mirage]

i now have at 5 stars

[runic whale]

Is that how she flusters frontrunners

[ruby mirage]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1sm2njv/ handsome

[sudden sundial]

Lookin good dad

[sudden sundial]

Reminder that Ruby is 141cm https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1sm110g/the_little_ladys_big_banquet_translated_takiki/

Also Takiki's chibis are just the best

[potent trail]

okay, these stats pre-debut are crazy, i had really good training rng all things considered

....watch her fail every junior race bc the game just does that sometime

[sudden sundial]

Damn

I definitely feel good when I end Y1 with two stats above 300, preferably 3

This should defo get there? There's the three trainings before the first race, and the 7 races are 100-120 across 5 stats, plus books

[potent trail]

a thing i do these days is i always buy a megaphone first post-debut turn. its always there in some form, and feels like even the worst one is worth it given you do three trainings in a row (if energy is managed pre debut)

[sudden sundial]

After that, a good Y2 for me means at least two in the 600-700 range, I think. I know if it's a good or bad run by the end of Summer Camp just glancing at the stats row

[potent trail]

and well, you wanna grab all the stattage you get asap for the juniors

[sudden sundial]

I don't feel the megaphone is guaranteed but I definitely buy one if it's at least 40%. But I empty everything in the shop regardles, aside from Akikawa food and the lowest tier stuff.

[potent trail]

no, it is

like, its been consistent for me for. well idk, weeks?

[sudden sundial]

I'm definitely at the point of happy to use absolutely everything. I'll use every energy and good-luck charm and hammer from debut until Y2 Late January, where the year starts with two empty slots. I consider that period Free For All, maximise gains and trainings, specially if it might take a facility to 3

I won't use the tea, that's for summer or Climax only, mostly. I have used it also when I have a good training and I'm about to do a spurt of 2 or 3 races

[potent trail]

oh no, child abuse :c

[sudden sundial]

Chiyo when she just wanted to be there for mom's debut

[potent trail]

it feels so cheaty when you dont get punished. raced asahi hai on no energy and didnt even get a mood down for it

[sudden sundial]

I'll often tank the first race in a cycle with 0 energy if I don't have enough heals for every

Better to use it on the second one, or god forbid the third one

At 4+ it doesn't make a difference, and 3rd is nice but you're still getting a mood down more likely than not. Making sure your second race is with energy feel like the most effective risk mitigation

[sudden sundial]

I was checking a few things with the Rating calculator, here's a few tidbits:

• The level of the Ult adds to the rating, with Lvl 6 being 1000 more rating points than Lvl 1
• Aptitudes are worth rating points, but they go by category. S and A give the same, then B and C, then D, E and F, then G. So every G is a big debuff
• A green skill that gives +40 or +60 to something is worth slightly less (maybe 5% less) than if you had that extra 40/60 as raw stats

Since the green skills trigger at the start of the race, I wonder if, for example, a raw 1200 in a stat is equal or not to a 1140+60; but I guess only the devs would know

[sudden sundial]

New hate: get skin troubles, a random event triggers so you think you're safe, skin troubles triggers.

All without access to your items

[arctic kayak]

ive had the opposite of this where i recreation then an event triggers and then claw machine triggers

[sudden sundial]

Huh. Didn't know there could be something in between. I thought Claw Machine was that turn's event

[arctic kayak]

no you can get a recreation event and then also get the claw machine

not like a card event

[sudden sundial]

That's what I'm saying

[arctic kayak]

but like a different recreation event

[sudden sundial]

My understanding was a turn/month-slice starts, it has a window for an event, then you get your controlled slice of the turn to do your action, then there's a window for another event, then it moves on to the next turn/month-slice.
Stuff can happen that don't consume either of the event windows, like earning an in MANT Epithets or a Goals trigger or a hint from a companion...

But I figured recreation + claw machine consumed that second and third window, an interruption susprises me

During the Skin Trouble stuff, what I think happens is you get Skin Troubles as a window-less event after a race, the next turn/month-slice begins and you have a chance to trigger Skin Troubles, then you gain control.
But since both can have an extra event I guess I don't know how it works.

[sudden sundial]

Best carrot

[runic whale]

so thats why spe likes suzuka

she eats her as a snack

[pine geode]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/93885892

[arctic kayak]

i wish wit weights existed

[sudden sundial]

So true

Best one I've see was +60 total or therabouts. Neicha and Dober rainbows + NTR and someone else

[ruby mirage]

Nice Birthday Nature
By @NingenGokko24

[runic whale]

Wow she's hot... cute

The mist around That Part is intentional

[sudden sundial]

I wish MANT still had the NYE's raffle. It's just fun to have that event

[runic whale]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-tongue-emote-gif-7697866652276672685

[arctic kayak]

me too

i dont want to have to play unity just to farm until i get hot springs

[sudden sundial]

I'd probably just wait until the next career mode

[arctic kayak]

does the next one have the regular events

[sudden sundial]

Pretty sure MANT is the only weird one that disables almost everything

Other events are just "regular + stuff", like UC was over URA

[arctic kayak]

ohhh ok i see

[sudden sundial]

Next one is Grand Live, it says Character-specific events are back

But the NYE's raffle is not characters specific I don't think?

[ruby mirage]

i heard l'arc is also slightly weird, but not to the same level as TB

[sudden sundial]

Alright I found a complete run video, there is indeed both NYE's shrine visit event and raffle event in Grand Live

So, back to regular

[ruby mirage]

for some reason the stat cap increase gives MANT +700 stamina and +300 wit cap

[sudden sundial]

What, and the other 3 remain at 1200?

[ruby mirage]

yeah, if we get the stat caps in the next scenario. it will look something like this

[sudden sundial]

I understand the best stat cap going to the most recent scenario but yeah that MANT one makes no sense

[ruby mirage]

yeah, it is pretty weird. i already can't max out stamina compared to the speed and power in TB

[sudden sundial]

Yeah I don't think I ever reached 1200 Stamina even running two SSR

The wit cap is also so funny considering how the formula works

Congrats, you've gone from 92% at 1200 to 94% at 1500

[ruby mirage]

unity cup with +600 wit cap 😭

[sudden sundial]

You need 9000 wit to hit 100%, 95% is at 2000, is there any point to higher wit than 1200 besides rating points?

[ruby mirage]

apparently that scenario will be good to build debuffers

making sure they debuff the other umas

[sudden sundial]

Pampering Nice Nature is the reason this heart beats

[sudden sundial]

There she is!

Finally.

A bit low on Stamina but should be good for Medium. She's got the speed, the power and all the golds and reds, that's all I wanted

[ruby mirage]

Happy birthday Admire Japan

[sudden sundial]

Running a regular Maru with a C in dirt and the mixed surface calendar. Let's see how it plays out

[ruby mirage]

Should be okay with 3 white recoveries

[potent trail]

my bikini grannies run b dirt and b a a a spread

[sudden sundial]

What's that A long doing for you?

[ruby mirage]

700 stamina should be fine for the cm

[ruby mirage]

🐑

[sudden sundial]

Hmm

[potent trail]

oops, without early october senior

should be sprinter stakes instead

[sudden sundial]

I'm doing the second one

[potent trail]

thats more like it

[sudden sundial]

First one is the same but crown and TnS Spring and losing Umamusume epithet (so those races could move/change), but regardless

Also JDD is not doing anything for you besides ruining SC

[potent trail]

no, thats 5 dirts

i have arima kinen in senior

[sudden sundial]

Yeah but that's also not needed and that race is Long

[potent trail]

...well, yes? why wouldn't i want to run long races for my all aptitude umas?

im getting shield bearer and fall champion there?

[sudden sundial]

The dirt/turf Short-Med calendar is equivalent in stats whether you do Tiara or Crown, but to benefit from the ability to run Turf Long you have to do TnS and both Arima Kinens and pick up both Championship Cups, unless you really want to do JDD and lose a SC turn

[potent trail]

oh, hm

[sudden sundial]

One hellish 5-race is kind of enough for me

[potent trail]

its not too baaad

[sudden sundial]

Okay, I see. I kept going back and forth but I'd say the options are: 1) maximum pain, gain and gamble 2) Drop the JDD gain a SC turn which is easily worth more than +10 to two stats 3) ditch Long, do Tiara, 30 fewer Epithet stats but only one 5-tuple and you can choose between Y2 or Y3 depending on how you're doing

Anything less and you're not benefitting from the Dirt aptitude

[potent trail]

why's sirius stakes there instead of g1 sprinters?

[sudden sundial]

It's a graded Dirt

Gives an extra dirt epithet and +5/+5

....Not sure if that adds up to more than the stats from winning the G1

[potent trail]

mhmm

[sudden sundial]

But because you're doing Arima Kinen you need more dirts

[potent trail]

they adding more dirts during trackblazer at some point from what i remember, yes?

[sudden sundial]

Agenda says 2) is 8 more stat points than 2) with Sprinters instead of Sirius

[sudden sundial]

I don't know when those happens, I just know JP has more dirt races

[potent trail]

ah

i thought, given we have epithets we cant fulfill right now

[sudden sundial]

There are exactly enough G1 Dirt races right now to get Dominator, but it's for "Can only run dirt" horses

[potent trail]

oh right, deadass forgot jbc series exists

i guess ill adjust and run next granny with that jdd-less crown schedule, it does seem like best pathway

[sudden sundial]

Find yourself someone that looks at you the way Creek looks at Tamtam

The crouch to be at eye-level is so good

[pine geode]

It’s a birthday!

[potent trail]

as a short person, no thats condescending as fuck. tamano should be allowed to kick her in the shins and it shows her patience that she hasnt yet

[sudden sundial]

She is absolutely allowed

It's still so good

Creek slouches down, Oguri picks her up. Being Tamtam is pain

[ruby mirage]

happy birthday gold city
by @Takiki2828

[potent trail]

oh!

[ruby mirage]

Ellerslie Pride btw 🇳🇿

gold city stays with her in new zealand in the flashforward chapter of cingray

[ruby mirage]

happy birthday ikuno dictus
by @yuki6238_

[sudden sundial]

C was all granny needed

[potent trail]

eyyy

[pine geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1065313252499804292.webp?size=48&name=celestiauwu&lossless=true

You are #1!

Do you have any words of inspiration?

[arctic kayak]

happy birthday natie <3

[potent trail]

finally watching nishino´s first 4 intro chapters, and i appreciate how much of a Menace bakushin is bullying kids <3

man i want nishino so bad but,,,, my carats..... gotta keep strong and save for ssr granny.............

[sudden sundial]

Always say yes to Tachyon's drugs

[pine geode]

But Tachyon says no to drugs!

Wait
No, that's doping, not drugs.

She does in fact make and both of you take many concotions which are effectively drugs, nevermind

[ruby mirage]

also happy birthday to seeking the pearl
by @shira1227kagi

her roommate is

[potent trail]

so many april horsies

[ruby mirage]

got to wait for 19th of april for another 4 horses

march and april are basically the horse months

[potent trail]

rýázuhjjhků§

thank you brie, very true

[pine geode]

It's funny to me that March-May are packed. There's birthdays almost every day, and you have multiple quadruple birthdays.

There's a few in January-February and June
And then the latter half of the year is just empty

[potent trail]

wheeze, its like. all humans

[ruby mirage]

musumes

[sudden sundial]

Doing the one thing umas can't

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1smmp1g/how_to_make_your_uma_eat_your_food/

[ruby mirage]

Brilliant Phantasia is underrated

[velvet pivot]

Idk why but I just cannot manage to get my umas past S rank

I used to be able to get S+ but suddenly I’ve just plateaued and I don’t know why

Ok I finally read the guide and realized that I should really stop buying radiant star

[sudden sundial]

I went through a patch like that, nothing above 16000 or so

Now I got two SS back to back. Gacha is gacha, the grind goes on

[potent trail]

okay this is, objectively not a good inheritance, but it is very funny

we, perhaps didnt quite need all these

[sudden sundial]

Who is this, Granny?

[potent trail]

ya

[sudden sundial]

The three aptitude is really funny, but at least the stamina is useful for her

[potent trail]

we can still get 2 sparks in dirt next time btw

[sudden sundial]

Any chance for sprint?

[potent trail]

nay unfortunately, but i really wish i did lol

siiigh, poor summer rng in spite of two whistles. but tbh ill finish this run for the miniscule chance of that S dirt bc thatd be very funny

[sudden sundial]

I'm having a yet-unknown-quality Taishin run, just entered Climax. She lost one race after I ran out of clocks, Y2 Arima Kinen, and nothing since. Probably just to tell me she's still in charge

Pure cat behaviour

She's not the one, definitely needed better trainings.

But she's got all the End Closer best hits

[potent trail]

well, if ya needed any proof aptitudes raise rank lmaooo

i can do a better maruzen at some point, surely

thats not really team trial material

[sudden sundial]

Yep

Also regarding the rating points of skills: a bullseye gold like Corner is worth a little bit more than a bullseye green like Firm, which are both significantly worth more than any first-tier or single-tier skill. Goldens are of course worth more than a bullseye, regardless of colour, but let me check something...

(What the skill does is of course more important, but if you're just picking stuff at the end to not waste SP then get bullseyes)

My bad, a distance/style bullseye is a lot more than a green bullseye, but still what the skill does is more important. Anyway here's a quick reference

Inherited, greens and non-goldens are all worth the same of course, interchengable. But....huh, goldens are apparently not made equal. Some names don't translate to something I recognise but here's a few I do:

Might just be down to the cost of the skills, some are 180 without discount some are 120 at base level

[arctic kayak]

finally

[arctic kayak]

game of the year

[sudden sundial]

Skinship begins with the palm

[runic whale]

She's holding her ass

[runic whale]

Is there an eternal blush on Doto

Or is that because she's so close t Opera

[pine geode]

“This run is going great, this is gonna be the one!” to contemplating glue, in two turns

I’ll stick with it, I guess

May as well collect out on the bann-

My fault for not just eating the unneeded summer rest to get rid of slacker immediately, but still

What’s the percent chance for slacking off to activate?

[sudden sundial]

Idk haven't seen it all MANT yet

Low for sure, definitely something you cure immediately

This and slow metabolism is reason enough to buy the pan-heal, or even their specific ones they're only 15 each

Carnival being back again already is very funny to me

[potent trail]

25%

6% chance to get slacker (when that event activates), 25% for it to ruin training, 23% to get a mood down on top of that skipped training

absolutely a "oh fuck this has to go immediately"

its bad rng so that 25 might as well be a 100 like when your confused pokemon hits itself always and the opponent always snaps out immediately

[sudden sundial]

End closer runs should come with a couple free uses of clocks

Taishin, please

[ruby mirage]

airara by @Lixue_tunapish

[arctic kayak]

yes my doto mii now has a crush on opera and blushes whenever she is near her

[runic whale]

That's adorable actually

[runic whale]

https://youtube.com/shorts/S9WRETvo_rM

[ruby mirage]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1snpgm4/

[runic whale]

Yes i agree

[arctic kayak]

took me 5 hours

[runic whale]

That's a good recreation

[ruby mirage]

i wonder how will people make the tail for the umamusume

[sudden sundial]

Mb, I thought Carnival was the challenge/test careers event again

I'm glad I'm more than safe in TT, all energy except one goes to the Carnival

[ruby mirage]

Should be safe this week

[sudden sundial]

Yeah that's where I'm at, 780-800. Should be good for 3 or 4 weeks

Though there's gotta be a limite to the weekly raise, it's not like everyone is constantly getting better there's a limit

[ruby mirage]

I think this will only be good for 2 weeks max

My tt team

I just use the auto select to create the team

[sudden sundial]

Shoutouts to Air Groove being an absolute Empress and overperforming

[potent trail]

currently in the process of restructuring my team trials

[sudden sundial]

You really shouldn't do that

[potent trail]

need to replace chrimguri with gold city and make a long chrimguri. probably in place of golshi

[sudden sundial]

But I guess it's working out so what do I know, maybe that advice was more relevant at the beginning?

I need Digitan

[potent trail]

baby girl baby

[sudden sundial]

If I had her I guess I'd move Taiki to Mile

Wouldn't mind moving Condor either, but the dog live to run Mile and crush it. She doesn't even know what a meter is

[potent trail]

"haru cute" fork found in kitchen kinda statement there, digitan

[sudden sundial]

Yeah, real stating the obvious moment

(Artist is MOCHIUSASA_ who has a few outstanding Harus)

[potent trail]

...oooh yea this event means three more training tickets which means three more chances at nishino!! brb

[ruby mirage]

I know, but i still have a few umas at S and low S+ rank.

Also i haven't run some umas in TB yet

Especially the late surgers.

[potent trail]

no flower

[sudden sundial]

Your Seiun must have done something

[ruby mirage]

My seiun gave me flower in my first 10 pull

[sudden sundial]

Taishin, please, my clocks, they're very sick

[potent trail]

hows your balance?

im on 190 and im starting to get nervous

[sudden sundial]

110 or something like that

I was very low until they gifted us however many it was

But end closers are seriously -6 every run, pretty much guaranteed

[ruby mirage]

Around 440 clocks right now

[ruby mirage]

They gifted like 50 clocks

[runic whale]

Gochiso might be one of my favorite uma songs ever

It's just so good

[sudden sundial]

Cute dog

[ruby mirage]

yesterday i made win the takarazuka kinen with medium c

[sudden sundial]

Front Runner privilege

Maru also crushed every Dirt with just a C

[ruby mirage]

wasted like 4 clocks but she managed to win it

[sudden sundial]

Ah. Maru did the Dirt clockless, but I do think I used a few agaisnt Vodka or some other turf demon

You love to see it

[ruby mirage]

i got a S+ run with xmas oguri

https://derpibooru.org/images/3798008

umamusume versions

[sudden sundial]

I just realised my Taishin is only 3*

This is unforgiveable

I tried something new with my deck and I got something strange in return.

Also got Vodka and Taishin to 4*

[potent trail]

tell me if her career has any cool bakushin moments if you read it

[ruby mirage]

https://derpibooru.org/images/3737306 @runic whale

[runic whale]

thats me neo universe

[ruby mirage]

by @uma_chico

[pine geode]

@teahrii

[sudden sundial]

Isekai protagonist art

[velvet pivot]

I just can’t seem to get S+ and it’s really annoying

Shame too because I lucked out and got Uma Stan

[potent trail]

whats your agenda like?

[velvet pivot]

Basically the standard triple crown preset on Uma.guide minus one G2 race because it was +47 speed

I have 50% RB in the deck

[potent trail]

why arent you running the dirts? b is good enough

try the one me n wcct agreed on recently, where was it again

ah wait right, that was all-aptitude. one sec then

[velvet pivot]

Is there much benefit to running dirt? Feels like a bit more risk with only B and a lot of dirt races overlap with better races

Parents are Tachyon 9* Wit and NY Opera 3* Speed 6* Stam (unfortunately I don’t have a better parent)

[potent trail]

absolutely

[velvet pivot]

This is my deck rn

[sudden sundial]

More stats easily, even more the higher your RB

[velvet pivot]

Jeez 5 in a row?

[sudden sundial]

Sadly running dirt benefits you most if you can run short, but yeah it should be okay for med-long

[velvet pivot]

Yeah I don’t have the aptitude to do sprints

I’ll give that schedule a shot

[potent trail]

consider sprint parent borrow tbh

[sudden sundial]

Sprint gets your a lot more stuff than Long

[velvet pivot]

One of the parents pretty much has to be Tachyon else I basically just hope to RNGsus that I can get 2 more recoveries (apparently 4 are recommended as wit insurance, I’m training for CM12)

And I don’t have a sprint parent

[sudden sundial]

Long doesn't get you anything, just the crown which is equivalent to the tiara in all cases where you can't run sprint

[potent trail]

aaaaaaah

this is not a tt oguri

[velvet pivot]

No lol

I want the best shot I can at CM12 because I know Xoguri can do it

[potent trail]

i still say try to lean into dirt, but yea theres the part where you're dropping rb cards for race specific skills

[arctic kayak]

oh yeah i couldve added the tail but i drew the cape on the back so i guess it would be covered anyway

[sudden sundial]

Okay, here me out

[velvet pivot]

I’m fairly limited on what skills I can do because I really do not have that many options for maintaining 50RB since 3 of my cards are stuck at 3LB lmfao

[sudden sundial]

How about a 9* power 6* sprint Haru, her signature is a recovery

[velvet pivot]

8 affinity

I didn’t even know it could get that low

[sudden sundial]

That's Haru for you

[velvet pivot]

The thing is that uma2 is also really good for this CM

[sudden sundial]

The world of Sprint sparks is pretty fucked. Best I found to borrow if not using your own is 4*. There's no Creeks or Tachyons above that

[velvet pivot]

ANNND Im gluing that run, 2 10% fails in a row and awful + practice poor + no real friendship lmfao

WHO ARE YOU

[potent trail]

low power?

i think you want like. 250 speed, 230 pow or such. ideally some guts if you can scrounge them early from say, events

[velvet pivot]

303 speed, 244 power, 201 wit

[potent trail]

aaah. then its a mandated cygames fuck you

it happens

[velvet pivot]

She ate like 3 of my alarms then lost the hopeful stakes

[sudden sundial]

Yeah it's the Late Surger and End Closer debuff

WYBYB

[velvet pivot]

She’s PACE

[sudden sundial]

[potent trail]

dont clock on hopeful stakes, its not for any epithets

[sudden sundial]

Yeah you can tank the L in Artemis and Hopeful

Actually

[potent trail]

its not great to lose a g1 of course but its worse to drain clocks. these days i only use them on g1s i need

[velvet pivot]

Nah I just gave up at that point because this run felt like a giant fuck you

[potent trail]

fair

they happen

[velvet pivot]

She already lost 2 G3s

[potent trail]

ah. yea thats the sorta run you glue

she'd keep being hated by rng

[velvet pivot]

Despite having good stats and enough wit to proc all 3 recoveries

[sudden sundial]

X marks the ones you don't have to win.

As you can see.

[potent trail]

its better to run them of course, for sp and shop item chances and coins

[velvet pivot]

NGL my clock drain rate has gone down a lot now that half tp is gone and I don’t feel the need to grind

When is CM12 anyways

[sudden sundial]

Yeah the benefit is RB, shop refresh if rival and luckky, and shop currency

God knows I've had runs where everything goes well and I still can't buy out everything I want in the shop

Sometimes it's just a shower of goodies

[potent trail]

yea

i hate leaving behind stuff like nullifying green charms

but the contest was a whistle, hammers, a 60 megaphone...

[sudden sundial]

Like what do you mean I have 2 turns to buy 120 worh of items and then 3 turns to buy another 120

[velvet pivot]

My runs are either: fuck you 300 +60% speakers, nothing else

Would you like cat food and notebooks? I’ll be generous, here’s a +20 speaker, fuck you

[sudden sundial]

It's like the RNG machine is asking you to do a 5-races. For the lolz

[sudden sundial]

Well you only ever need 7 +60%s megaphones

But yeah I've seen them show up all at once

[potent trail]

"oh, a 0 rainbiw summer training. good thing i have 4 whistles"
...
"i now have 0 whistles and still 0 rainbows"

[velvet pivot]

“WHY ARE ALL OF YOU ON GUTS”

GO SOMEWHERE ELSE

[sudden sundial]

"Why are you buying clothes at soup" energy

[velvet pivot]

I have 4 friends on guts

whistle

I now have 5 friends on guts

[potent trail]

i mean. the sp is good. and surpringly the divide between SS and Ug is less than one would expect and is in fact often skills issue

as in low number of skills lol

[velvet pivot]

Which is, in turn, a skill issue

[sudden sundial]

Yeah I've really come around to the value of skills thanks to that site

As I said you always pick first based on what they do, but after that I'm definitely taking rating into account

[potent trail]

radiant star suddenly looking valuable, if i had 360sp

[sudden sundial]

Posting again just in case

I'm really liking the potential 5 horses with good skills, now

[velvet pivot]

“Where the fuck is Kitasan”

[potent trail]

when you meta you meta

[sudden sundial]

Taishin with two of maybe 4 End Closer skills in the game, Rudolf with free Professor and Dominator, Maru and Taiki the Mile Menaces

[velvet pivot]

It’s so annoying because I’m literally 1LB away from having so much more flexibility but I cannot for the life of me pull a card I need

[sudden sundial]

I think it's this one

Do consider I can never be sure due to GTL but it's probably this one

[potent trail]

why not use https://www.gadegetkit.com/tools/calculator/uma-musume-race ?

[sudden sundial]

Never went looking, the JP one was linked here by someone

Honestly, Hishi, I an't even mad. You deserve it

[ruby mirage]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1so23s7/

[runic whale]

Oh my god

Finally uma belly that isn't toned

I love this Natie

[arctic kayak]

THEY ARE IN LOVE

[runic whale]

Get married

Why is doto dressed like a grandma

[potent trail]

STAR BLOSSOM ILLUSTRATOR FANAAAAAAAART

thank you shin hotani

[runic whale]

Gay

[sudden sundial]

Look at these beauts

[runic whale]

Hopefully the great reception of this yuri leads to many more

[potent trail]

i really need official manga translation yesterday. look at volume six cover

[runic whale]

They're literally doing The Yuri Manga pose

Holding hands, back against each other

I love Flight's racewear

[blissful spade]

There is a ”universe” where this is possible

[runic whale]

somewhere out there, umamusume write fanfics of horses

[ruby mirage]

Digitan/Dober if she was with Neo Universe

[runic whale]

Grama 😭

[pine geode]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1so0ebp/claw_machine_kyou_fr39/

[runic whale]

Ideal

Grass loves Spe-chan

[ruby mirage]

Why is 3 times more expensive to buy than other umas

[runic whale]

buy as in

plush?

[ruby mirage]

The figures and a plushies

Usually the figures cost around 150 rm over here. But tachyon is like 400 rm

[runic whale]

supply and demand

shes an extremely popular character

give it a few years

[ruby mirage]

While jungle pocket is often the cheapest

Just look at the pajamas figures

[runic whale]

banpresto is already cheap by itself

you can settle with prize figures tho

[ruby mirage]

Was cheap in japan but importing it makes it so expensive

Like i saw a mejiro ryan for 25 rm over there

[runic whale]

i think the more expensive figures come from good smile

better from the source

because they cant really mark it up

[ruby mirage]

The goodsmile and banpresto figures are around the same price after importing to here

[runic whale]

nendoroid from good smile especially is really expensive

around a 80% increase from banpresto here

the best figures are definitely figma, i love articulated dolls

[ruby mirage]

I heard the new danstu flame figure got a lot of love

Still in love stuck in an automatic door
By @EHUDA3000

[runic whale]

how

[ruby mirage]

Too small

Wonder Acute

[runic whale]

shes smelling brake dust

[pine geode]

used two clocks at the debut race. ominous

[ruby mirage]

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1so748f/my_favorites_category_of_opera_o_pictures_is/

Horse. Twelve peak pics of horse

[ruby mirage]

[runic whale]

I just discovered the starting gate manga

This is so, so, gay

It smells like bacon

Congrats on becoming a couple 😭

Suzuka doesn't care but Spe is going haywire

Funniest thing about this misunderstanding is they don't even try to deny it

[sudden sundial]

I'm so tired of the race RNG. I have nothing against "you need some luck to have a good career" in terms of items and trainings, but I really shouldn't have to be lucky to win my fucking races

[potent trail]

sadge

[ruby mirage]

how

[potent trail]

low guts? combo of block and wit not triggering?

[ruby mirage]

600 stamina in classic year arima kinen. 730 speed as well

😭

[sudden sundial]

I love NTR, she's the only speed I need

I'm running three just because NTR is enough and I was still not getting the and I want with two

Also it's just better to repeat card types, I feel when I have a spread my trainings are simply worse

[ruby mirage]

Gold firm conditions is nice for sunny racez

[sudden sundial]

68%

[ruby mirage]

I feel i get unlucky in summer camp in a lot of runs

[sudden sundial]

Rarest sight in Uma Musume https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1soig6k/shakurs_smile_samedonman4_on_twitter/

[ruby mirage]

[sudden sundial]

The normal one

The "I don't have a mental illness I just like hanging out with Tach, Cafe and Pokke" uma

[runic whale]

she only smiled for 1 person

[runic whale]

she was broken tho

google her backstory

so all 4 of them have some sort of issue

[ruby mirage]

her post career was tragic tbh

[runic whale]

Yes

I've seen the divorce art

[ruby mirage]

junior and classic g1 should go to hell in TB

[sudden sundial]

The clock reaper

[ruby mirage]

there is no reason why an uma will lose multiple races in a row while having all the stats above the rival uma

you got to be a whale to win races without clocks in the career

[sudden sundial]

I don't know that money can get you away from these forced loses

[ruby mirage]

i could literally put any race scenario into the simulator and the player will win like 99% of the time against the rival uma

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1soo89z/crossover_of_the_century/

Also:

I only knew about AJ/Opera

@PT_CROW

[ruby mirage]

In 10,000 samples, there is not a single run where symboli would get to 6 lengths behind taishin. i gave the best possible chance for symboli to be quicker.

• awful mood vs great mood
• used the extreme symboli rudolf skills from racing carnival
• no skills for taishin

[lime stream]

is that an honest to god flamegraph?

[sudden sundial]

Yeah, don't look down on the umalator it's real shit

[lime stream]

ok no it's a different kind of data but still impressively technical

[sudden sundial]

I read the NPCs also have the +400 to everything boost

But that makes it even less understandable if we also have it

[sudden sundial]

IT's real impressive shit

Real dark magic

[ruby mirage]

why

[sudden sundial]

Yeah I just, I've thought about it a lot I've looked for answers from the community or the JP fans, there's just no explanation I can see for losing these matches much less for it to happen consistently 6 or more times a career

IT's not a matter of a one in a million chance that's for sure

[ruby mirage]

if both umas got the +400 stat boost to everything. taishin would still be 5 lengths ahead in the worst case scenario

[sudden sundial]

What if only the NPC has it?

Does it make sense then?

[ruby mirage]

rudolf will be ahead by 20 lengths on average

[sudden sundial]

Then career races and NPCs have their own rules

Unrelated to TT and CM and friendly matches

[ruby mirage]

Wished it followed the actual cm simulation

Not the black magic we got here

[pine geode]

I’ve noticed I get 1-in-ten-thousand results sometimes even when doing practice races with just my umas

[ruby mirage]

These umas are sometimes beating the player umas insane odds 5 times in career. Sometimes the same exact race

[sudden sundial]

So many times it's not even the Rival

Who seems to only have slightly better stats

[pine geode]

My cafe won this race by a decent margin, though by all indications it should’ve been the other cafe. According to the umalator, in 100 tests, the other cafe wins by an average of 10.88 lengths. Wins by 6 lengths at the closest race.

[ruby mirage]

At least the stats here are close enough 😭

Not like losing to a 350 speed difference

Also the wit for both cafes are low. So skill activation is a bit random

[lime stream]

this has nothing to do with the actual race math, but since no one's said it yet

umalator sounds like a body modification device, like what Tachyon stuffs you into at the start of a horsefem fic

[sudden sundial]

I love the words you just learn to accept from this franchise

"Yep, that's the Umalator, what else would it be called?"

"No, it's not a word but I'm still gonna type Later and Ender and people will understand"

[lime stream]

that might be the first time I saw a super reaction and thought "yeah super was absolutely the right choice there"

[sudden sundial]

And as far as I'm concerned Umapyoi is a real word with real meaning

[lime stream]

it feels like one now

it's probably more of an interjection than anything else, like wasshoi or tamaya, but it's something

[ruby mirage]

I think my trainee uma gets hit with bat or something before each mile g1 race

Only reason she could lose 4 in a row in the same race

[sudden sundial]

Like

I can't recall ever using a single clock through all of UC

There's just something wrong with MANT

[ruby mirage]

The only time i ever used clocks in UC was narita brian's hard difficulty race option. Where the opponents are harder and you are forced to win those g1s

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1soh97g/daily_dose_of_mcqueeniuwait_that_isnt_mcqueen_day/

Grandma is gonna be so mad

[ruby mirage]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1soxk52/

[runic whale]

W

?O/3e

[potent trail]

oh yea now thats the kinda inherit proc i can get behind

[runic whale]

WOW

[ruby mirage]

ogtm by @bokkehebkbk

[sudden sundial]

I told you, she picks her up

[potent trail]

once again its that umadang tenno sho spring

my clooocks

[sudden sundial]

When I lose a Long I blame Stamina

Probably isn't, just the same issue as the other random losses, but it feels better

[potent trail]

eeh, given im training mile granny rn it probably is that stam for me

but well the speed should just win it for me anyway

the school of bakushin thought says so and surely that cant be wrong

[sudden sundial]

Yeah nobody wants more than a fronter

[arctic kayak]

i love that stupid picture of him with the carrot

im in a server that has that as a sticker

[arctic kayak]

i knew sora tokui was applejack but i didnt know there was this many shared actors huh

maybe cuz its mostly npcs people dont really mention it

anshinzawa being celestia is really funny though

[sudden sundial]

Something about the IRL Opera just screams "Good Boy", I don't know what it is be he gives such a gentle energy

[arctic kayak]

right

and people called him ugly and threw rocks at him and cut his hair 😭

[arctic kayak]

i love this rarity she'd be best friends with gold city

[lime stream]

I suspect you'd get similar numbers for any similarly large franchise, the VAs gotta eat after all

[sudden sundial]

Never bet on horses

[sudden sundial]

And the JP VA industry is so massive, even though there's a lot of VA's everyone has a bunch of roles to them

So anytime you hear someone you like and go look up what else they've done, you find they're in a bunch of other stuff you also liked.

Unless they're brand new which is rare

[arctic kayak]

i like that anshinzawa's daughter is aston machan

its very funny to me

[sudden sundial]

The uma you gotta remember and the human you want to forget

Had a run today where she showed up, gave me +20 and fucked off.
I never know what to expect from that woman, or where I stand with her

Her card is genuinely wild, I kinda want to get it

[potent trail]

SS granny couldnve been even better if i got like. any hammers in senior year. seriously

[sudden sundial]

She's for Mile, I assume? That's a great Granny

[potent trail]

and here we are

[sudden sundial]

But also now I'm really upset that your Granny is 18k and this last Taishin I got is 16800. It made no sense to me when I finished the career and now I'm kinda pissed.

Must be the aptitudes?

Or I guess two 1200 are just that much better

[potent trail]

i think so tbh

[pine geode]

I think both

The score “value” of each point of stat is worth more, the higher it already is. I.E. There’s a far bigger impact in the score, for a stat going 1100 -> 1200 than 100 -> 200

[ruby mirage]

[sudden sundial]

It sucks, this Taishin has every skill I want her to have and good extras, she has perfect stats really (1200 in both would be nice but I definitely don't need more of the other three)

And then the umalator says she's worse than my best Taishin, who's not that much different and doesn't even have the Closer skill from AV's SSR card

I have a high 15k Air Groove that performs at S+ level in TT so I know the rating is not the be-all end-all, but the umalator doesn't lie

My "best" Taishin is more built for Long for the previous CM and is still better in medium

[runic whale]

do they do this a lot

[sudden sundial]

Only in days that end in y

[runic whale]

i like to think Oguri is demanding

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-digital-digitan-umamusume-uma-musume-gif-9108221553507792076

[ruby mirage]

Probably, idk

[ruby mirage]

Happy birthday aunt dantsu by @emeruga

[potent trail]

big nice. deck?

honestly, i kneel before this non rival bakushin

[sudden sundial]

Pure speed and nothing else

Real Bakushin behaviour

[arctic kayak]

what the hell

[sudden sundial]

Love yourself

[potent trail]

huh. well that certainly didnt feel like an SS run

now im extra annoyed neither ntr nor kita gave me their golds

well, shoutout to riko for being very nice to me in that run, guess it wasnt all bad

[sudden sundial]

All Gold Cities are SS

https://tenor.com/view/gold-gold-city-city-ep18-cingray-gif-610467812062130803

[sudden sundial]

Riko is a surprisingly good card in MANT, it's too bad she's only 10%RB at MLB but I realy like the extra stamina and SP, and the mood and energy, and her five recreations are just perfect for those one-turn rests in MANT

Also, the golden acceleration skill

[runic whale]

Selfcest ayo

[potent trail]

boy, this game sure is easy when the whistles actually work as intended

[sudden sundial]

Hold on, that's illegal

[sudden sundial]

First Rate umas, both of them

[pine geode]

wait wait wait wait
nononono

My uma got injured, but instead of the usual event, she’s here!

[sudden sundial]

That can be good or bad

She'll supplant the Failed Training event, sometimes it gives you some stats sometims it's still a loss, but there's no Practice Poor

From what I've seen, at least

Okay it is worse for your mood, tho

No stat loss tho

[pine geode]

Phew
I lucked out

[velvet pivot]

I love this so goddamn much

[pine geode]

mood loss is an oof, but I guess it’s not as bad in MANT with all those cupcakes

[sudden sundial]

These are the good ones that I've seen randomly be procced, the last one being the first of the chain of three so you're unlikely to ever see the other two

[blissful spade]

theres a version with brian and laurel

[sudden sundial]

The rest of her events can't triger because they require unlocking the Recreation for her

So overall the Anshinzawa card is not as bad as I thought?

[pine geode]

oh yeah
huh
From the way people talked about it on release, I was dreading it anytime it showed up

[sudden sundial]

The alternative to the Failed Training choice is still better than the regular choice, since it can be positive.

I don't know the odds, to be fair

[velvet pivot]

Idfk what to think anymore, I have a really good run and I end up at 15k rating.

I have a really dogshit run and I still end up with 15k rating

I think this is the game telling me to go train someone else

[sudden sundial]

I guess those judgements were about actually running the card

You absolutely can't. it's too much gamble and the stats are shit

[pine geode]

hm yeah
When I’m a bit stagnant on a trainee (usually because I don’t have the proper deck), I focus on another for a while

[sudden sundial]

But if you get Anshinzawa randomly procced from out of deck, it seems to me that it's going to be good for you most of the time

[velvet pivot]

I haven’t gotten a SINGLE S+ for a good while now and I’m using the exact same support deck as before

[sudden sundial]

My bad that was the R, this are the SSR stats. The events are still the same tho

Nothing special, good recovery at best

[potent trail]

crazy day today

3rd SS in a row

[pine geode]

Tale of two Oguris

[velvet pivot]

I got MLB Wit Sweep today so that’s nice I guess, atleast I have a MLB wit card even though her skills are pretty much useless for XOguri

I think I’m prolly gonna go train Tama now that I have a bunch of good end closer cards

[sudden sundial]

Fells so good to have a good luck streak, even if it's a short one

I got my SS Rudolf and then an SS red Maru on her first run and it felt great but I knew I was gonna pay for it

So it's been nothing but Taishin suffering since

Huh, I could actually use a Tosho of my own. I don't know why she gives Closer skills but I'd definitely use her

[pine geode]

She’s an end closer, isn’t she?

I think her speed cards also give end closer skills

[sudden sundial]

Didn't know until now

Her SR gives mostly random skills

I didn't clock she's and End Closer from that one

Two Closer skills and they're super whatever

Though to be fair, Lone Wolf is the signature End Closer skill. I should've noticed that one

[pine geode]

I didn’t figure it out until Unity Cup and with her water park SSR

It gives a gold end closer skill

Crusader

[sudden sundial]

Alright. I threw my coupons and 1500 carats at the banner and got my MLB Tosho

I'm genuinely sorry, I know that's disgusting

[velvet pivot]

Ah that’s where all of my microphones went

Run is going good but Kitasan has only shown up once and I’m scared

[sudden sundial]

In Speed training?

[arctic kayak]

why is she like this 😭

[sudden sundial]

Becaus Prez is Bezt

[velvet pivot]

For the skill lol

Just got past classic summer and she’s still not here

[potent trail]

normal kita behavior

[potent trail]

gotta love rudolf

[velvet pivot]

Oh thank god she finally showed up

[sudden sundial]

Grandpa is just top tier. First of all, the puns and dad jokes. Second, the contrasts between Serious Prez and silly goofball and EMPEROR are just amazing. Third, skinship begins with the palm. Fourth, Rudolf with Teio is always peak, and the rest of the Symboli family is also just really good dynamics. Fifth, Prez gets all the girls because who else could pull Air Groove and Ramonu only The Emperor. Sixth Neicha loves her puns and Neicha is never wrong. Seventh Tama hates her puns and she's the best tsukkomi in the umaverse that's proof Rudolf is the best. Eighth she's got that grandpa casual fit. Ninth GLASSES ARE SO VERSATILE. Tenth she's got the sickest named ult. Eleventh, DOMINATOR. Twelfth the fact her career is one of few where you're equals and also professional and respectful. Thirteenth:

I could go on but let's leave it at that

[sudden sundial]

At the end of the day I fully understand Okabe writing his book

[arctic kayak]

NO WAY

i literally made enough carats with ONE MINUTE LEFT

[sudden sundial]

YOOOO

Congrats

[arctic kayak]

YOOO 5 NICE NATURES!!!!!!

[sudden sundial]

You can never have too much Neicha

[potent trail]

a dream for me but with bakushin

64 star pieces left ....

[sudden sundial]

Have you played Neicha's career? She seems like your sort of character

[potent trail]

i have

[arctic kayak]

i actually laughed when nature came 3 times in a row

[sudden sundial]

Fair. There's horses with more angst out there for sure

[arctic kayak]

idk who youre talking to but nature is one of my favs

[sudden sundial]

End of the day Neicha's story is average

[arctic kayak]

nature is literally me

irl i am like combination of nature and doto

[potent trail]

so far id deadass say chiyo has the angstiest career, and that's because its actually like. three different horse angsts at once chiyo maruzen and ardan its like. none of those are having a good time

[sudden sundial]

Maru's story really is so sad

She hides it well under the sports car and the 30 years of plastic surgery, but it's there

[potent trail]

and i wasnt ready at all!!! i thought its gonna be a fluffy dog story!!! hanging with granma!!!!! but no!!!!!!!!!

[pine geode]

nature is a real one

[sudden sundial]

They'll have a good fluffy time later

Upstate, in a farm

[velvet pivot]

I’m prolly gonna end up using my 3* ticket on Rudolf since I’m relatively close to getting Teio with stars

I love how Tama is the real pun-hater but she gets away with it somehow

[sudden sundial]

I went looking for a recreation of this, and I'm sad I couldn't find it or worse, it hasn't be made

But this is 150% a Rudolf-Teio canon event, you'll just have to imagine it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgHW02YF50s

[potent trail]

it exists. one sec

[arctic kayak]

that is so rudolf and teio

when air groove isnt home

[sudden sundial]

Counting on you bri. I felt Like I saw it once, I'm glad I didn't made it up

[velvet pivot]

There’s a fic about Opera and Golshi committing mass tax evasion but it’s prolly a bit too edgy to share here lmfao

[sudden sundial]

I love all parent-child dynamics equally but Rudolf-Teio really just stands out

[velvet pivot]

Pfft

[sudden sundial]

(@MEGA_SUA_SOAKER)

I think it's because Rudolf kinda "shows" her age at times. Maru and Chiyo, the Gold and Mejiro family, Baku and Kita, Gimlet and Vodka, Tachyon and Daiwa...it's sweet when they're together doing stuff and all but I can't fully ignore that as umas they're girls of equal age
With Rudolf and Teio it feels completely like dad and son

I think Stego might also be there but I haven't seen enough of him and his children

[potent trail]

okay i lied about it taking one second, its bc i didnt reblog it (cant believe past me did that) and the artist deleted their tumblr. but! ask n ye shall recieve. by getuyoubi5

[sudden sundial]

Regular day in the Symboli household

[pine geode]

Does anybody have any Air Groove mood down emotes or stickers?

[pine geode]

I want to add one to my friend’s server

[potent trail]

https://discord.gg/7BhAvdXYS dont remember if mods are exempt from discord invites... if it works feel free to steal whichever

guess it does

[pine geode]

Thank you very much

I appreciate it

[pine geode]

@masaki_470

[potent trail]

i must say that today has been quite successful

thats new SS maru, gold city, oguri and digitan

it sucks that the best advice one can give for uma is "just have better luck" but it sure be true

[ruby mirage]

My deck
Inherited 3* stamina & 15* power

Which A+ rank uma should i run today?

[arctic kayak]

let's all be warm colors and not tell jordan

[runic whale]

Let gyaru be gyaru

If you told Jordan, she wouldn't do it, the point of the Gyaru is to deviate from the norm

What can i say, Gal is gal-ing

[ruby mirage]

By @NingenGokko24
dantsu flame birthday

[runic whale]

She's cute

[ruby mirage]

Very

[runic whale]

Always loved my uma daughters

[ruby mirage]

By @satori_929
It is also nishino flower's birthday

[pine geode]

Found the specific one I was thinking of

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1495282493933359135.webp?size=48&name=Awful&lossless=true

[runic whale]

Happy birthday gay daughter

All of them may be daughters but Ramonu is one of the Wife

She is a 45 years old Rich Auntie

[ruby mirage]

She got a fish wife

[runic whale]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-uma-musume-mejiro-ramonu-mejiro-mejiro-ramonu-animation-gif-11771277907629534008

[runic whale]

Yes exactly

Also, you know what's rare when it involves Uma and Trainer?

[ruby mirage]

By @ayuzumikanai

[runic whale]

Platonic love and care for your trainee

Need more of that Spica trainer sacrificing his wallet ( McQueen also takes his money yet she's filthy stinkin' rich (?????)) for his hungry children

I've seen trainer art of fem trainers helping their trainees, i forgot where tho

[ruby mirage]

I see a lot of fem trainer x stego art

[runic whale]

Yes go do it

Are they dating or does she want to skip to marriage

[runic whale]

Well yes, hetero ship right there

[ruby mirage]

By @k1bbbtk

[runic whale]

I like that one fem trainer ship where you're puppy-chan with sirius

[ruby mirage]

Someone already got oguri cap and folklqueen a baby in tomodachi life

[arctic kayak]

SHE FUMBLED BRUH I DIDNT KNOW I HAD TO PLAY SPACE INVADERS TO MAKE HER PROPOSE PROPERLY??????

[ruby mirage]

Folkqueen's genes didn't even try lol
From @Marshal_Kiske

[arctic kayak]

evil red eyed baby oguri

[runic whale]

What the

[runic whale]

Excuse me 😭

[ruby mirage]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1sp9ec9/

[pine geode]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/114215186

[arctic kayak]

could not be any more perfect

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/tm-opera-o-lebron-james-sunshine-uma-musume-gif-12517189236470321464

[arctic kayak]

josephine <3

PLEASE

[ruby mirage]

Update us when they marry each other

[runic whale]

its cute how they both want to marry each otehr

[arctic kayak]

they did <3

i figured out in the minigame youre just supposed to not get hit you dont have to shoot everything

[velvet pivot]

I love how fucking BIG Oguri’s drink is

[runic whale]

Regular size for uma

[sudden sundial]

The size of Tama's head

But for her that's a small

[velvet pivot]

These two are so gay

I still love how Umayuru established that they cannot spend more than a single day separated from each other

[runic whale]

It's practice

[runic whale]

There are two types of couples in umamusume. One that "hates" each other, and the other That hates each other

I'm yet to see the latter

[velvet pivot]

Those two claim to hate each other but somehow consistently end up in the same places voluntarily

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/aston-machan-maachan-uma-musume-pretty-derby-gif-26555006

[runic whale]

Sorry machan this yuri is too toxic for you

Have a male trainer or something

I really like that doujin where it's machan and her trainer (you), trainer slowly disappearing and refusing to forget Machan

[ruby mirage]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1spgkbg/

Shakur is so >: > and >: <

[runic whale]

Rare fem trainer

That fine motion plush enjoys being there

[ruby mirage]

Wife Nature and Machan
By @WhooieW

[runic whale]

this is a rare ship

i like it. get married now

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1spq3e7/aunty_dantsu_taking_care_of_her_cute_nieces/

Dantsu seems to be in her popular period

[runic whale]

because people realize best girl

[ruby mirage]

She is the birthday horse

[sudden sundial]

Oh right

[ruby mirage]

By @1ofAgnesDigital

Cheese

[pine geode]

@HouyaHafu

[runic whale]

are we disturbing some important yuri business

Ramonu and Maru look like they just got finished kissing

[ruby mirage]

Happy birthday mejiro bright @MITAKE_SUGA

[sudden sundial]

Fluffy

[runic whale]

i love Bright

[ruby mirage]

Also happy birthday red desire
By @mokichi3356

i love the connections between jamd, gimlet and vodsca

[velvet pivot]

I FINALLY BEAT THE S+ CURSE

[runic whale]

She loves Vodka

Vodka has like 2 red girls really into her

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/tamamo-cross-tamamo-cross-uma-musume-tamamo-v-sign-gif-10044495857628846881

[runic whale]

Tamtam

[potent trail]

congrats 🎉

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1spsj7g/silence_suzuka_of_dirt_and_smart_falcon_of_turf/

Twintails Suzuka

[velvet pivot]

you have to be kidding me

No S+ for ages and now two back to back

I hate this game

/pos

998 power is pain

[potent trail]

whoever in this thread did black magic i am eternally grateful. i got 5 SSes in past 6 runs somehow

[velvet pivot]

H3VR players keep modding umas in and I love it

[potent trail]

hm. what is consensus on practice perfect anyway? is it really worth +15 stats?

[sudden sundial]

I feel it's worthless in MANT

The failure window doesn't move significantly enough to stop you from using an energy drink or a charm or just resting

[potent trail]

it is true that nowadays i only ever heavy gamba on trainings in pre debut, and only if its reeaaally tempting like 3 chars on speed

[sudden sundial]

Anyway for this event I always pick the top option, I did even in UC the few times I borrowed FM because I was getting Practice Perfect from Kita anyway

[potent trail]

well kita also gives +15 stat, and in trackblazer we arent hurting for sp as much

[sudden sundial]

Yeah

The 20sp in this is the only thing that feels valueable

[potent trail]

weeeeell

i picked the 10speed 5sta in the end bc i am doing jordan and frankly we are strugglingggggg. every stat counts in junior and that b in mile h u r t s

[pine geode]

I always take the first option for the extra skill points

[potent trail]

when you're trying to cure night owl and adhd says no

eugh, this run's been bust anyway lets be honest. another for the factory

[sudden sundial]

Look on the bright side: Golshi had a good time

[potent trail]

[runic whale]

Yo a prestigious university in the Philippines is gonna have a seminar about the biology of Umamusume

[velvet pivot]

We need the umas to be more aggressively American

[pine geode]

she’s become unbeatable

I dread the Niigata JS even more than the Spring Tenno Sho. I give myself a three clock limit on it.

[runic whale]

"how do we say that suzuka is in the USA?"

Cygames:

Also, Spe cares that much about her ""friend""

History said they were roommates, rivals even

[runic whale]

Wait until zeus finds out

[pine geode]

@UkichanUki

[pine geode]

@johnHoll0w

[ruby mirage]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1sqagyk/ 😭

[sudden sundial]

11 months something somethign and you look like your stupid father

[runic whale]

11 months making me suffer and you look like your stupid umother

[runic whale]

I love the evil oguri one

[ruby mirage]

[ruby mirage]

happy birthday tokai teio
by @krmy_eld

[runic whale]

Brb getting McQueen as her gift

[steep hawk]

Meanwhile Urara being one of those sidewalk plants with great mood, flourishing despite being on concrete and living off rain water

[ruby mirage]

Happy birthday mamechin
By @Tsui_55

[runic whale]

Here's real mom

[sudden sundial]

FML, even when I borrow Fuku's card I'll still lose races. Literally can't have better stats or skills and the game will still force you to lose because of whatever criteria it's using

[ruby mirage]

Building a medium nishino flower

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1sqhxyb/omurice_by_muine_and_translated_by_ragingasn/

[ruby mirage]

They're finally together

[sudden sundial]

The shorties