#Uma Musume
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Inb4 the reason why Stego is always missing is because she’s avoiding having to room with her son
I’m getting a decent amount of club points from people borrowing my NY Opera parent and it feels good
I just failed 2 5% fails in a row
Thanks golshi
Popped a speaker for that too
Huh I didn’t realize charming also affected carrots
That's good to know
Still, the recommendation for buying the mirror is "only if it shows up in the first shop"
Maybe as long as you're in Y1, definitely not past that
I only get charming from Flower’s events lol, I almost never get the mirror

i am going to explode
i had enough for like 4 pulls and i got NOTHING
all my luck ran out when i got ayabe on the first 10 pull
There's like no hetero explanation for all of uma
They're either bi, pan, or les
Fuji's daughter straight girl is a tsukkomi
Nice nature coming in clutch for once (failed training on first post debut, she showed up very next round)
No matter how you look at it, this game is done by geniuses
The umas flirt with any gender and the only one that explicitly prefers one over the other is Dober
Almost none of them said a preference because they've all did the "do" irl with each other 
and guess which one she prefers
🏳️🌈
My biggest bisexual example is Still In Love
Career win she eloped with you no matter your gender
Cygames is an inclusive company and homophobes should deal with it
This is from one of their games, lots of gay
Ok she just failed 2 trainings and lost her first junior race so glue time lmfao
Cygames was abashed they were called yuribait
Yup, gayass mejiro
Gay
“They think we’re Yuribait? Fuck it, GO DIGITAN”
They are, but the bait is so big it feeds the fish
It doesn't even count as bait but there's still a hook
I got
&
on my 3rd 10 pull
Seiun Sky needs some yuribait for the fishes 
Oh wow the free MLB Air Shakur actually looks pretty decent esp for end closers
kill me now
i got ayabe on my first 10 pull for her banner and i literally have not gotten a single 3 star since not even with all those free scouts 😭

Your luck drained
How the hell do you win races with medium/long uma? 
They keep on wasting my clocks before classic year. I don't have this problem with sprinters
i just did recreation, then got a mood down event, then got a mood up event? 🥴

ann atn
Gays
Golshi hasn't made her debut but calls herself a "ol' heart"

Gayaa
A pun-free day just for her
If rudolf would've explain the jokes to air groove, she wouldn't get mood down'ed 😭
bad news: failed claw machine
good news: bakushin and childhood me share the issue of walking into street obstacles by accident
Thinking in Bakushin mode
That's an oxymoron
You cannot tell me these horses aren’t gay
Helios literally freezes in her tracks the moment she sees Ruby lmfao
Ye, everyone accepted that Helios is too gay for ruby
Palmer is left yearning for her BTW
And Helios most literally said, literally, that Ruby is "toooo~~~~~tally her type"
Uma cats by @ho_1000_ka
Don't let Creek see this
She'd love this
Creek's nightmare by @Reinren_sa
Actually yea that makes sense, she wants to baby not be babied
That’s just a normal Tama I don’t see what you’re talking about
Two ashen haired umas producing a brown haired one… something ain’t right here /j

Genetics
By @uma__50 stesuzu
Bakufuu by @wlpyx
Happy birthday Mr CB
By @mokumoku_warabi
I must have an invisible negative condition because there's no other explanation for four turns of independent mood down events
i can think of a reason if the horse is orange
It's Taishin
Five turn, by the way
I've eatan two +2 cupcakes and I'm somehow in normal mood
"i cant get my kikuka sho event, but watch this"
did you call her short recently
Three events were Undying Echo where while in town Taishin runs into a former classmate that tells them "Tracen uniform really doesn't suit you..."
I need this classmates address, I just want to talk
TAISHIN PLEASE
Gayass sky and fuji rizzeki
They are on a date 
A lot of girls would fight Seiun Sky for that position rn
Yea nah.. Sky is gone
Okay but why is Seiun cheating on Nishino Flower
This was for a dance
Who wouldn't blush when you're held like that by boob flasher i mean fuji kiseki
Opera OO
She can treat doto now
lmao i just dubbed this earlier
joke dub
hopefully me in november
hopefully me in march
Falco event is wholesome
Gather fans as a worldwide collective to celebrate Falco’s birthday
Right now we have gathered 32 billion people for her birthday party concert
yeah in 363 days 💀
Me 4 years from now when still in love releases
Tsuyoshi's 31st birthday
thr story event is so funny
seiun: uuugh, do i have to?
flashback nishino just Standing There
seiun: ...... guess i do
the yearnerrrrrr
no idea what's going on in "toxic yuri" symboli corner but i live for the energy
shakur is there. enough said. evil and intimidating horse <3
the duality of the bakushin by @kuhl_notes
Maruzensky can confirm
I need to figure something out because rn I can’t hit the stat lines I want with my 3 Wit + 3 speed deck
- borrowed Nice Nature SSR
Hits exactly 50% race bonus rn
I’ve heard that I need 50% rb minimum but I’m not sure why, because rn I’m not getting skills I want
It's just the way the math works out, there's break points. If you can't hit 50% you want to hit 34%. After 50 it's 63 or something, after that it's 75%. The inbetween numbers don't matter just which breakpoint you hit
50% is easy to get and there's no reason not to hit it. 60 and above starts requiring the 15% cards
I just realized that there’s no way we’re hitting the goals for this event, 2 trillion fans on a weekday is diabolical
JP did it at their time, though I didn't see how long the event was for them
We're 1/10th of the way there
Oh hey Smart Falcon gives bonus fans, I'll have to do do my part
front runner fans assemble
Borrowing Baku
SSR
I love Twin Turbo
My girlie is G in all styles except front running
Vodka is a professional clockunmaker
She needs scarlet to function properly
I'd be his wife
@arctic kayak i came across your voice in Facebook reels of all places, i love the voice over!!
Grandpa and grandkid having a good ol' Bakushin of a training
They say you could hear the distant shouts of “BAKUSHIN” along the beach the whole summer long
The Bakushin heard around the world
The uma who bakushin'd the world
I've had maxxed out
since Y3 Summer Camp, and I've been checking to see if a Race can give you stat rewards in a maxxed out stat and it doesn't seem to be the case. Could be just luck of the draw but It's never been a +0
This deck worked really well for her, I think I'll do exactly the same for Baku eventually with the simple borrow replacement
Also the Falco fan bonus is absolutely nothing compared to what MANT nets you
Apparently JP had 4 entire days and they hit the 2 trillion mark at 5am on the last day
They already announced they're looking into it so we'll see
Like this might’ve been a bit more doable if we had the same amount of time but there’s no way we’re making it rn lol
Ah I just noticed that lol
Also it was COVID which I didn't consider lmao
So much more time to dedicate to it
Yeah, that’s also true
They hit 2? Elsewhere I heard that they hit 10. Is that 10 confused with something else?
Maybe just me, but I think more of us are also a little burnt out after having the half-TP cost on MANT for the last month or so
The final count ended up being 3 trillion fans somehow
But yeah I was wrong, apparently they hit 2 trillion in the 3rd day
Global ain’t going to manage that with half the time and no lockdown
Makes me wonder how this went down in the TW server since that has the lowest player base lmfao
huh??
so someone stole my video
because i dont use facebook
They did credit you but they overlayed it on a Spanish version of the comic
Still quite a shock because "woah i know this cool person"
"who do you think took your boobs?"
"NOOOOOOOO" 
Love the dub, love the original art because those aren't boobs those are the chocolate hills from the Philippines
Yo this is sick
It goes so hard
Oguri holding food in such a serious photo💔
of course she is
But why isn't she holding her favourite snack, Tama, who's right there?
Inari One is also on the small side
oml she's smaller 
Vodka and Scarlet, and Inari one and Tamamo Cross
I love these chibi things they do
She's so >:) I love her
hit 1 million fans in my first
career
used the fan booster in these races:
Arima Kinen (Classic), Japan Cup (Senior), Arima Kinen (Senior) & Final Climax Race
Retention line is now at 700k
hope 750k is enough
That’ll be solid
It creeps up by about 10-15k per week
For the most recent tally it was ~710k
My C-aptitude Bakushin is somehow crusshing the Medium races
Headpat
You gotta offer your head
Puppy roleplay with her
taideji by @ch8kyu
why the fuck does this chrimguri clear races no problem when the previous two attempts which i had to glue had much higher stats at this point. rng i do not understand you
Same I've been growing increasingly suspicious of the race rng
I could swear first week of MANT I never used a clock
Now it's at least a few no matter the horse or the career
And even in races with perfect attitudes and more than double the stats of the NPCs/Rival
Feels like a forced loss sometimes, not bad rng
Tbf I also had to use a bunch of clocks in early MANT but my luck has been ass recently
it is always the long A umas struggling in Mile races despite having an A appitude on that distance
Like my inspirations aren’t hitting anywhere as hard anymore despite stupidly high compatibility
I can’t even get away with a B aptitude at this point in mile
It’s also insanely annoying how the ONE time I didn’t bring 3 gold cleats into the finale I got zero cleats in the store but when I do my entire store is just cleats
by @amano_miko
There’s also the problem that my stats often just end up like this because I can’t get any good rainbow trainings on anything but wit for some reason
Like it’s hard to say no to a +30 wit compared to +9 speed just to level up the facility
Speed is really important in TB. so many umas get addicted to clocks if you don't train speed before debut
that is why people are running fuku. for the +30 to all base stats
basically focus on training speed, wit and 3rd stat according to the deck type
I miss harkitte ikou
unless the other stat training has a lot of friends there
I don’t wanna do 2 speed 1 power 3 wit but there’s literally nothing else in my deck that brings me to 50% RB
Good deck for sprinters/milers. Would struggle in long races though
Not enough stamina to clear kikuka sho and tenno sho spring. Brutal races
Yeah I always appreciated Kita but MANT makes you appreciate her even more
That card is so good
I completely understand why it only has 5% RB
URA and UC felt fine if you best card was the borrow, but MANT really seems to demand that you yourself have at least one of the meta cards at MLB, which is ruthless
NTR, Fuku, Neicha at the top, the rest in various tiers
When you're blocked, you're blocked
Cygames decides your luck
Just did 50 pulls and every SR was a full dupe lmfao
No vega either. Still no SR sweep lmfao
Should I swap to SSR Chiyono instead of Nature because that’s atleast a Stam
Using NTR might also work since that brings me to 54%
Yeah I’m going NTR instead
Yeah three
is overkill, but if you're getting NTR one of the other two speeds can swap for something else that's a 10%
It’s not like Nice Nature was helping me much in terms of training anyways cuz I couldn’t use her gold skill
Without the skill it's still better than an SR
but the 15% and the golden accellaration skill are defo its main draw
A 10% with a skill or stat type that suit the horse better is a good swap
Since Tosen Jordan was only 5% I could really just swap in literally anything with RB and still hit 50
(Without her it’s 49%)
Nope
Used it on Windy lol
Only got 3 rn
I might go with SR Ryan MLB for nimble navigator
I've got 11 of the rainbow ones +2 left in this event, 20 feels so close and yet so far away
Late May maybe?
Since flower is 3LB I think she’s only 10%?
Nishino Flower
SR has a 5% in its unique, it should probably be 13%
opera o mention
The RB in the card's list of feature has to hit 5% or 10% in however many levels it has left after unlock. So usually it starts at 1%/2% and goes up by 1/2 with every LB, unless it unlocks late in which case it either unlocks full or goes from 5 to 10 in two level
Imma do a run with Taiki with this and see how it pans out
So that's 49% + whatever Vodka gives
SR Vodka gives quite a bit of good skills anyways, Vodka has 5% RB
What's the horse?
Growths also matter, don't run a triple
on a horse with +10% or +20% to the stat
If you max out a stat all the tainings and rainbows and facility levels and anklets for that stat are useless, or might as well be
I got really lucky when pulling on that rerun banner. MLB'ed
and got 3LB
after using the pity on her. Later used rainbow crystal to reach MLB
Condor's seems like it will always be useful
Less so than Kita of course but still
Welcome back
Just one or two of those make all the difference, that's why some decks are fine with just one
(NTR usually)
Summer Camp my beloved
+30 energy from 2nd part of the support chain is insane. Basically the food event without the chance of slow metabolism
Huh, I somehow managed to pull two events from the same card outside my deck
I wonder what are the odds of that
Rather low, but it has happened to me a few times, I think
Yeah besides selecting the same card, It has to select the second in a chain instead of the non-chained ones.
According to Gametora there's 199 cards right now so 1/(199-6) * 1/3 = 0.00172711572 or 1 in 600, maybe
fire emblem ass character
Mejiro McQueen
A racehorse was born from Quite Fine and Elegant Laulu. His grandsires are
& 
Sadly it is the last foal from Quite Fine since he passed away last year.
From @uma_animeCG_ex 
By @Umma_ekaki
Shadow Tracen is such a fever trip and I love it
Taiki prolly has the most powerful unique out there in this context thanks to the power of gun
Symboli Kris S's alt gives her a magical sniper rifle 
Requirement has dropped from 3T to 500B fans
Gimlet senses something
From @Versailles_Farm
Bro had to be stopped from doing something indecent in public
But I respect him for it
"its me.. just less hot"
This has gotta be one of the best horse-uma picture ever taken
I love the handler trying to push Gimlet away but you can tell he’s not budging
JP fans are gonna be disappointed in us lol. But hey, free shit
It’s funny how badly they screwed up the umadol event, if they dropped it a few days earlier it would’ve matched her actual birthday and been on a weekend lmfao, instead of dropping it on a Tuesday and expecting peak Covid JP levels
I guess atleast they didn’t just fudge the numbers
Poor Falco, she couldn’t even get 1 trillion people to show up for her birthday
First SS rank with bakushin 
So three SS stats do it, gtk
ZRR doesn’t have a win animation/pose in yet so she does the semi-awkward cheer when she wins
I can never take King Halo's disappointment, it's crushing
By @amano_miko glass cannon opera o
By @Okinawani3 mamechin
Although she couldn’t win the Spring Tenno Sho (her one loss), she still ended up being my best King Halo by far. She succeeded without a doubt.
King Halo has it easy with her ATV aptitudes
Though a horse that can do three distances and get at least a B in Dirt is still best
Happy birthday vivlos by @nyamnyam_CHICHI


Hapoy birthday to mejiro ramonu
By @123onetwothre17
The longest uma line in umamusume is Maruzensky to Daring Tact. 
- Granddam on dam side is Daring Heart.
- Sire is Epiphaneia.
- Grandsire and Granddam on sire side is Symboli Kris S and Cesario
- Great damsire on the sire side is Special Week
- Great, Great, Great damsire on Special Week line is Maruzensky
they pitied us lmao
to be fair it dropped in jp on a weekend when there was still lockdown and it dropped on global on a monday after a holiday break 💀
We could've done a trillion
Who needs summer
Nice
I had one of those in Y2 Late January yesterday and wondered if it was a sign my run was blessed, it was just another S+ Baku
Hmmm since Haru is a Late Surger I should see what's the best I could do with here. If it's really good it could free Taiki or Condor

Common Cygames W
Did you guys get the rewards from the Idol event, like, are they in your inventory?
Mine are nowhere to be seen, they got claimed by like I can't uncap Falco and the tickets are who knows where if I even have them
Read the event page carefully. The collective rewards will be sent to your presents after the event ends.
Fucked up...
Did they forget what scenario we’re in lol
I bet you this is them apologizing for overcorrecting the umadol event
NTR strikes again
I know it’s not really part of Doto’s character but there was definitely an opportunity to make jokes about her Irish passport having been revoked
i always forget doto is irish
I don't think Opera and Shakur would yield
they would kiss by @kaixthecake
opeshakur
Ah, the more reasonable answer! Be gay, do kiss
By teuleineo234275
We got the digitan fainting and digitan super fan gifs from day 3 of smart falcon's fan event

i finally know the origin of the iconic digitan fainting gif
By @mazu1kan

we need 60 fps umamusume
pretty much all modern smartphones run at 60 hz minimum. and most high end phones can run at 120 hz.
and also most computers could run the steam version at 60 fps. the requirements for running umamusume are very low
Happy wei day 
By @ugurax
Good femtrainer

Thinking about 
Excuse me??
Look at that smile digitan is giving 
Taishin x Digitan time
I believe that the claw game specifically is at 60.
I just had a run earlier where through sheer bad luck I missed the unique level up at the end of junior year
Aw no gold spark… what
wtf
I was right, the Idol event is gonna end a little above 1 trillion
Out of curiosity how good is my Opera O parent? A lot of people seem to be borrowing her now lol
18* is really good, Pace Chaser is kinda whatever it never really matters if you have S on style, but two useful aptitude sparks is great.
The white sparks are decent. For me the perfect white sparks on a parent are one, at most two, for very good skills, but I don't think that's the meta, people want you to have a lot of white sparks for no reason that looks benefitial to me.
I guess it’s also because NY Opera O is a popular parent anyways so 18* A+ (dirt cheap to borrow) really helps
But if you're gonna have a lot, race/scenario sparks are definitely better since they're more stats
Yeah this opera o run was kinda shit
I'd say it's an 8/10 parent maybe 9, I've never seen a real perfect parent so it's hard to feel what I'm comparing her against
Thanks lol, I finally got another 3* Speed so I can hunt for a 9* speed without relying on borrows constantly
And since this Tama doesn’t have opera as a parent I can use her for more Opera O parent grinding
Not the run...
i love failing 1% when i have practice perfect

bourby what have i done to deserve that
I've had a few failed trainings in summer camp out now wanting to use a charm in a low%, and I've decided never again
Summer Camp is priceless
Welcome back to the pit, we've been expecting you
Races: 35, Wins: 34 gang
It’s always the spring tenno sho
Smart Falco event is over, but there's a 24 hour tallying period; after that they'll give the event rewards
I presume they're just making sure none of the ~1 trillion tickets are fraudulent, and that there actually were 1 trillion people in attendance at Falco's birthday.
this is actually the highest ive ever seen
top road helping opera out lol
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Why is ntr massive
haru and rice shower are short
NTR looks smaller in her movie
Condor stole three of my clocks and I ain't even mad about it
Just El-chan things
she's 5'5
166 cm
haru urara and rice shower are both under 5 feet so she looks giant by comparison
Her forehead is giant
thats true
https://youtube.com/shorts/pIIJYdhxfAA adorable wei
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1999 Mile Championship & Yasuda Kinen winner
Need one

How I feel after investing 5 clocks into a run then having Oguri just brick multiple races for no apparent reason
Girl you have 700 wit and 4 recoveries how did none of them proc

This is the same run that saw a summer 0% fail on a +40
This game really doesn’t want me train umas for CM12 huh
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By @kuromoriya3 
Happy birthday Ines Fujin
The creature and The Creature
She drew herself tho
i saw that video
Getting reporter mood up into the last +60% speaker into this all right before summer might be the best feeling ever
Her greed sickens me
The first stay gold grandchild is now playable. Lucky Lilac is now playable in jp
By @camel_mal
Just got my first 8* Spe. So close to S+ too damnit
Moral of the story? Never glue
That was easy in UC
I'd carry all horses to term you never know when you roll a 9*. A few of mine are B+ or worse
But I aint't doing that in MANT.
I think I've only glued one horse mid-run ever
It was Bakushin O with an absolutely cursed start. By the time we debuted, she'd had three training failures, and a fourth just after the debut. I couldn't keep going after that. I had to put her out of her misery. It was indeed with MANT.
heres my current cm12 team (maybe ill retrain chrimguri, not sure) and how the fuck are so many stats right on the cutoff by a point or two. its not even funny
1149 speed? 1198 speed twice? 999 on wit, twice again?
cursed, cursed
yeah it's so hard for MANT when you're wasting 30 minutes knowing you're on a doomed run
wishes you a good morning
Got Golshi
from the SSR ticket, she decided it was her time
It's MLB now, might be useful for Taishin runs though not in MANT
Alright, I've definitely had enough Bakushin for the rest of MANT. Maybe I'll give it a try with Maru's card bu I ain't doing this gamble anymore
new card for me. nakayama festa
From @Shark_Tehm1975
Happy birthday Yaeno Muteki 
Taking a shower 12 years ago
Happy birthday
by @injuriar
TIL there is a horse called "Maruzensky Two"
Maruzensky Two's Great Great Grandsire is 
Inbred by S4 x M4 by 
Also Maruzensky Two's Damsire, Kurofune, is the sire of 
curren slay and curren moe
Didn't know Curren Chan had alt accounts
Falco thanks you for your efforts

"what could have been" tachyon

by @momomomotu45
Smol and carriable
Kita isn't that big at 162 but Tosho is 139 which is adorable
Pick up the brat to disarm her yapping
happy birthday Bubblegum Fellow 
by @tav3m
The umamusume bmw gt300 racecar is currently racing this weekend
the Okayama GT 300 km Race
baku sweetiepie mood downs are never a good thing but they especially hurt in junior year whyyyy are we already on third. completely unprompted. we barely raced so far
im at the point where this makes me think of glue
Every Baku attempt in the last week for me has triggered several instances of Migraine and Class Rep and whatever else, there's not a single smooth run
She's in a mood, come back later
Kita is the only one that can so it
Gonna run a medium haru urara to get the kicking up dirt epiphet
Could've gotten it with taiki shuttle but didn't want to miss a +140 speed training in summer
When Tachyon is gone, everybody goes to Cafe. They’re such a couple.
By @strangedinolol
Pokemon mihorice
She is only 3 apples tall 
oml Rice as Absol is just perfect
Pretty good for a Climax training
Somehow not my best Tachyon, but umalator says she's equal for Aries
Skills are so important but it's a diving depth I refuse to engage in. I'll look up what's the track, distance and conditions of a CM, for skills I'll just prioritise what I know is good and what fits the distance and style, more than that feels like too much
I feel the most important stat for TB CMs is 
and
are already hitting 1000+, so skill activation becomes very important to go above the cap of 1200
Yeah but wit is 80% at 600 and 90% at 900, it's diminishing returns after a while and all it's contributin is rating
Hell, because of the formula 1200 wit isn't even 100%
i got riko 💔
I just want to MLB one of my cards for the love of god
You're running at least 30 races with each horse per each qualifying round of CM, so in that regard it kinda works like the Umalator where you can take the average/median, your skills will trigger
damn
I got Narita Brian lmfao
Who yall giving the skill hint books to?

I have been giving it to regular oguri and christmas oguri
I used my first ones on Rudolf so I just keep using them on her, feels bad to spread them around
I would give it to curren chan but her potential skills aren't that important to get in a career
Besides she comes with Adept and Professor for free, so I'd rather thoese were discounted
Skill hint spread 
Wish the trainer test wasn't like 3 days. Could've gotten more hint books
Real. I think I only emptied the two cheapest tiers, and I have no idea why I didn't prioritise the expensive ones
I was priortising the carats and limit break crystals in the event
Those ones were more valuable
Of course
I think during a time when I was running a lot of Dober or some other horse, farming sparks, I used some books on them
Ah, I used one on Rice during UC because Cooldown was guaranteed and it felt bad to pay full price; one on Cafe because Cafe; and then Rudolf and babygirl
Mostly I hoard them, I prefer quality over spreading them around. So I have 1/11/7/9 from worst to best
https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1side0s/ smallest and largest
I save my skillbooks for the umas I think I’ll run the most: my personal favorites (golshi and cafe), and the metas I like: Valentine Bourbon and Dober
Exactly. Rudolf and babygirl are not going anywhere for me ever
I really contemplated, many times, to use some on Haru but she just has no skills of her own worth learning
Definitely not for Arima Kinen, but not even under regular dirt sprint circumstances
intentionally walling myself off of meta in favor to have The Beefiest Bakushin
What do you mean
Bakushin is always meta
But surely you won't use books on her pace chaser straightaways, right?
haha. no
Sprinting Gear also doesn't seem worth it but it's not a complete waste
checks sports bakushin is looking a lot better in skills department it must be said. ill probably swap to her in november
The most Bakushin skill
Growths that make sense
And then Ballroom Bakushin is on another level
wish i could use three bakushins in team trials
it'd be lore accurate, i think they should make an exception
just for bakushin and bakushin only
The Bakushin relays
Bakushin starts, passes the baton to Bakushin, who passes it to Bakushin who finishes the race
North Flight's birthday by @bananatsukis
I just saw Bakushin fall to her knees at Walmarts
i understand its lore accurate, ™ but im glad the alt outfits agree bakushin should front run 100% always
it feels like im bullying her if i forget to swap out of pacer
forcing myself to draw every uma or as many umas as possible 😭
Perfection
Ballroom Baku with that rizz face doesn't even look like the same uma as the other two
They are labmates
Parallel yet opposite in Cafe's story, where Tachyon is relatively nonchalant and Cafe doesn't wanna let go
They need each other at a respectful distance
one of the saddest career moments for me still
It's like Golshi with vs. without the hat
uma transformed
rizz is contained in the ponytails
Everything changed when Fuu-chan was added to the game
(Which I assume was after Sports!Baku)
opera drops the worst rap of all time and shakur wants to tape her mouth shut
I think Shakur wants to do that to Opera regardless
im gonna dedicate myself to something actually umamusume related
maybe somekind of umamusume model in blender
Cafe’s raffle responses are hilarious. The tissues are my favorite. I’d have let her burn them.
I like how burning them is the first thing that comes to mind.
I trust Cafe with a lighter
this girl is such a weirdo but i feel fanwork eliminate that aspect of her
they depict her as the tsukkomi with Tachyon when the truth is theyre both the boke
huh , even pov trainer feels like something is off with Manhattan
https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1sinoe0/mejiro_family_baseball_bonding_by_nishiki_kazue/
average vodka/el pasa/gold ship/bakushin behavior of her
Inesryan
By @9IRDo6qmauIztUD
She got green ears like tickezo
The most NPC uma
I never see fanart of her, I never see her in the game in events or anything
i keep seeing her in URA Finale
ive seen her in the spe NTR comic
by 1_netnet
wrong pannel
panell
Yeah the only distinctive thing about her I've managed to find is, apparently she has a lot of parttime jobs?
She's that one "joke" character that's working wherever you go?
And it seems her family is broke, like Tama
Works multiple part time jobs 
Roommates with ryan
i feel bad for her because i resonate with broke umas
except tamamo cross because im not terminally short
so she's larry from gumball
Cute Ryan
Also Mejiro Ryan's va 
But will Dober and Bright accept her as their second mom
gay'
From @villa_lake 
Granny looking shy
the closest we get to a straight uma is bisexual
Camouflage in the snow
the only time we see birth in umamusume is in the shakerock MV
salmon dropped salmon roe and it grew up into adult salmon
is special week's mom nothing to you 

bakushin actually thinks bourbon is a robot 

bourbon is very happy to get batteries though
okay no, no. listen. listen i know its silly, but. there's Implications here.
bourbon's Whole Thing is that she is pushed into being a sprinter because she's good at sprints (at least per her storyline, ignore aptitudes for a second), but wants to run triple crown. thats how her trainer wins her over, by agreeing to putting her into heavy training for increasing stamina (something you get criticized for from media at one point).
now consider the gift being batteries, a thing which supplements extra energy ie stamina, from bakushin o who also wants to run longer tracks but unlike bourbon a) has even higher physical limitations than bourby and b) doesn't have a trainer willing to support that dream (at least not until the very end of 3rd year)
i know its all mihorice and mihorice is cute but ill always be a little sick about bourbaku parallels. even the dang real horses, where bourbon was predicted to be good at short distance and bakushins pedigree forecasted long distances, and yet.....
Listen, that's all very sweet but the question we should all be asking is where does Bakushin think Bourbon puts the batteries
Does she think she eats them
She do be cute in it
Also there's some great stuff in her Gallery
The sushi rolls she is eating kinda look like batteries
Many umas suspect that Mihono might be a cyborg. But somewhere in her story, I think in her recreation event chain, she clarifies that she is entirely biological when asked about it.
by @NingenGokko24 
@Jeze

She's fine
💀
Didn't know there was someone who out-Kita'd Kita
I just did a run for the Long MANT trophy and I see why it probably was not meant to be run the way we’re doing it lol
The problem is that JP figured out the optimal strat real quickly
aww, no nishino for me
i had to do a run where i only ran long races just to get that track to show up so i could get the trophy
total wins 1 see i only ever did it once 💀
and of course it was opera
sprint too lmao
as opposed to my 40 medium wins
I love Nishino
She's like, the only pure and innocent character
Also Marche Lorraine
her fish wife would be happy i pulled for her
And Aston Machan
I actually feel bad for Aston Machan, like my heart aches whenever i look at her. She's always alone with her plushie
Nice(?)
69999
My one long was Tama lol
I should get all TS trophies
There’s 500 carats if you do lol
I’m still missing the URA long but I don’t want to do another pointless run just for it
Urgh I'd be disturbed by that and get it
I'm a completionist at heart but i haven't completed anything
I’d rather be doing a proper run ngl
Nbd, there's always other time
I need to find someone who can print me Tama’s JRA Hero poster
Classic Haru run with three pickles, and counting
Need more art of uma from the back
It is more to the side but it is a super art 
By @narumiyuki2772
This is what made me ultimately become a Screek glazer
sometimes you go ten runs without any aptitude spark popping. sometimes i suddenly have medium S bakushin in classic year
Let me guess: in exchange you have no megaphones
i will not be jinxing myself
Happy birthday twin turbo by @kilomo255
YEEEAAAAA
I LOVE YOU twin turbo/gigi murin
Happy birthday my queen, my empress, my beloved princess, my spirit horse
She is pretty cool
By @Nena_Aogumo
i love her shes my number 1 uma
Happy Team Trials Monday everybody
happy bakushin day 
my @tenlock
Best forehead in the business
Good girl
timezones? bakubirthday should be tomorrow, april 14
following jp timezone 
utc+9
isee isee
most of the art for uma birthdays start appearing then
Man i love umamusume yuri art
tbh i wonder how much Tachyon is pricing Scarlet at
Credits:
Director: @RecoridoLol
Editor: @RecoridoLol
Original Animation by: Thiharess on insta (https://www.instagram.com/thiharess/)
Voice Cast:
Agnes Tachyon: @MizVA on CCC
(https://www.castingcall.club/mizva)
Jungle Pocket: @Sweatylilkoi
The following is a non profit fan based dub. Uma...
what if i caved........................
Natchan agenda by @WhooieW
Considering the gurantee is 30000 carats which is, like, 200 bucks, the voucher selectors are well worth their price.
But as always, everyone's money and budget is their own
🥴
understandable, have a good horse
oh yeah wait i can do guaranteed 3 star scout too with the extra carats yeah this is worth it
doto
i got suzuka from guaranteed 3 star too
2 new horses for the price of one
im actually so happy lol
She's down bad
correct song choice 
hey i didnt pick it bakushin did
Making up for SR Speed Sweep never showing up ever huh
lmao
wow
I STILL don’t have SR Speed Sweep
I have her SSR but not her SR lmfao
I have her 0LB lmfao
Superluminous
My current support card spread. I feel i am missing something when running careers. Keep on wasting clocks in junior year and haven't broken SS+ rank
GO! RU! SHI!
every week is golshi week if youre golshi /pos
every week is golshi week if youre mejiro mcqueen /neg
Bakushin card collection
I think that on my next rainbow crystal, I'm going to use it on one of them
But which one
She's getting closer
She looks like she doesn't know what to do with it
itd be hilarious if this were a "meishi doto spent so much time with tm opera o's performances she missed training" slacker event 
lmao
Rare beast mode Ardan
shoutout to slacker baku dialogue, also very peak
Glass feet acting like she big game
She's just super gay, huh?
Ahead of doto was a demon, ahead of the rest are 2 demons
By emotsper
Uh… huh. Okay.
Happy birthday, Tachyon!
BakaRima Kinen
2兆人の女、スマートファルコンが名実ともにトップウマドルになるためのトレーニングの様子をあらわした映像をまとめました。
【転載元】
1日目→ https://mobile.twitter.com/uma_musu/status/1509818018834284550
2日目→ https://mobile.twitter.com/uma_musu/status/1510074537349627904
3日...

🎉
🎉
I like that first bakushin
i apologize for the transgression of not using you in team trials for a while, it was foolish of me. welcome back sprint king
ATV King Halo my beloved
By @NishimaruKakeru samson big's birthday
🖼️ Gallery: 4 Images
Shinko Windy
During the race, Shinko Windy attempted to bite the neck of a neighboring horse.
It happened twice, but both times, Shinko Windy faded and finished in second place before the finish line...
For a horse to lose by biting another during a race is truly an unusual incident, and Shinko Windy's name quickly ...
Bad dog
Happy birthday, girl lost to the sands of time
Hopefully we get her after star blossom. She appears in that series

🙏
She already appears in party dash, so she has a chance to appear in the game
Once she gets a support card, she will 100% be added to the game at some point in that future
It feels a bit sad the only photos of Samson Big is her old racing photos
We don't even know if he's dead or alive
By @komaemu 
It's fucken Wimdy
Very horse

Dictamama by @ho_1000_ka

Finally, yuri art if these two
Best mom btw
first successful run (third overall bc in one she kept losing races despite stattage and in the other she decided to fail training for practice poor then get migraine and then slacker. in all of. two turns), and immediately SS. truly king behavior
Huh?
That's what you get when people borrow your stuff
Is this the first time you got this?
Where did the 10 friend points come from lol
Oh wait did someone finally borrow my MLB Windy lmfao
Yes, club points from parent and friend points from card
Happy birthday fujisan
by @youngyangtang
Trying to train XOguri for the next CM and FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP GIVING ME STAMINA
There is ONE stat I do not need
XOguri is so difficult to traing in TB. The skill requirement for unique forces you to buy recovery skills. Without the unique, oguri just loses races
Just take Tachyon as a parent and take Fuku card for triple 7
I don't have XOguri but that's probably what I'd do
Oops I just got a 9* Speed by accident lmfao
hydrate/small breather is there, 777 is there, you either inherit tachyon/sfreak or hope for a 3rd rec hint. done
Tbf XOguri isn’t that bad with Tachyon as a parent giving her the 3rd
Damn XOguri is even easier than I thought
So its basically just racing for wit and recoveries lmfao
How does this XOguri look for CM12 lol
I thought you never wanted more than 3 recoveries or the ult would trigger at the wrong time
laaast threeeee clocks spent on spring tenno sho. bikini grandma i swear can we please close this run okay
like. please please please. this aint half bad for senior early may if we just clutch it
Most of them trigger around the same point except corner recovery which is kind of a wild card and is solely there as wit insurance
How many whistles do you have
uh, i think i had like two the whole run

this is on me. shouldnt have said a word
I just did some practice runs and she would pretty consistently proc her ult around the last corner
Also regarding this- iirc you kind of want 4 and 5 would definitely cause a lot of bad procs in Long where she normally runs but for CM12 it doesn’t really matter
right, okay, who needs races when you have rng gods 

I can already tell you this granny ends at S+
Looks like an SS rank run. Guts is quite high as well. Wit might a be a problem though
Looks too low in order to get SS rank
Only one of the Bs is gonna get to 1000, I'm sorry. I've been here so many times I don't even have to do the math
But I'd be happy to be wrong
“I barely have enough energy to avoid the 3 race penalty, thank god”
The humble NTR -10 energy event:
The cafeteria one?
Amazing how you can use two whistles and out of four possible rainbow trainings you'll get 0 every time
I just had to skip the G1 before classic year summer because I was going in with no energy items and no speakers and got hit by a sleep deprived on the last rest
That's glue brother
Yep, one more S would've done it
I don't know the exact math I go by pure animal instinct, but yeah by Y3 Summer Camp, for an SS, I'd say I need at least two As already?
From Y3 SC to the Climax trainings, plus the 72 to everything from the Climax + hammers
I'd say that last stretch is basically worth 250 to everything and an extra 50 to whatever you're focusing
Of course there's always a chance of insane luck, but on average
oh neat, more G1 celebrations
On that note, there's something I wanted to check. I have this S+ Baku that's rated 17499, her total stats are 4715.
Does anyone have a horse at 17500 or 17501 rating?
My lowest SS is 17587 Rudolf with a total of 4744. I wanted to see if it's just pure sum of the stats or something else
im reasonably certains skills can do a lot of lifting
it's also skills
They dooo
the more gold skills, the more it increases your rating more than stats
Skills are about the same
One more gold
Holy hell. An entire summer camp of no rainbow trainings, 4 turns and 3 whistles
I found a rank calculator
https://umsatei.com/
ウマ娘評価シミュレーターは、ウマ娘の評価点を簡単に計算してくれる無料サイトです!スクショから自動で読み取って計算できます!
Just fuck me in particular I guess
Apparently the calculation uses stats + aptitudes + skills
Damn each 100 in a stat is worth more than the last, which makes sense
We know how much the breakpoints matter
shoutout to my tendency to hit 999 wit in particular 
And with pure stats only, with three 1000s one 800 and one 600 you barely hit 12000 rating
Good to know my skills are a 5k-6k on their own
The 2nd chain event for the el condor pasa power card
Top option: +30 energy
Bottom option: +1 hint recovery skill & end event chain
i think i need to remember the basics of training; better higher stat grade than higher low grades (as in better higher ceiling than higher floor). that maru was one miscalculated training away from SS
....or a won VICTORIA MILE, GRANDMA
YOU LOST IT BY A NOSE, GRANDMA
I swear the more dogshit a run feels the better it ends up being
Yeah. This page shows going from 1100 to 1200 is worth more rating points than going from 1000 to 1100, so they're all gonna be like that all the way down to 0->100
I think in MANT your lowest is gonna end up at B or C+ regardless, so you definitely want at least two 1000s and one 900
Horses just love to lose mile races 
no, its the spring tenno sho thats the real villain
The early may g1 mile is just a dice roll
it ate three clocks here
Or
nkh mile? yea thats also a roadblock
Tenno sho is a pure stam check. The miles is just pure luck
POV: you're trying to win a short/mile in Y2
The instinctive urge to beat up a child
That child can beat me up
Classic Year sprinter stakes 💀
The child got hands
that's okay with me, the rival bakushin deserves that clock
rival nkh mile vodka on the other hand. i have words for her
Seeking The Pearl on the first junior race:
Arima Kinen with Inari One as the rival is also difficult
also is mejiro bright anyone else's fixed rival for hopeful stakes. i swear ive gotten noone else on that race as a rival for like. twenty runs now
I’m pretty sure I’ve gotten other umas
I think I sometimes see Vodka there
I sometimes lost the rival race where seeking the pearl is in but she herself doesn't win it. Sometimes it is another umas
Yeah whenever I lose races, it often seems to be Seeking the Pearl








x
when



will return to the tokyo racecourse on may 10th


🎂 by @tomihiromadori





after my 2nd run with her