Uma Musume

[ruby mirage]

https://youtu.be/blLwAv1Rz5I yuri nuke got translated

[sudden sundial]

"Bakushin O-chan" is such a good and cute nickname wth

I'm dying

[velvet pivot]

Wcct that’s just her name

[sudden sundial]

No, it's 100% a choice to say her name that way

[velvet pivot]

I’m stealing a comment from there- there is no heterosexual explanation for this

[sudden sundial]

Holy hell every other line is a confession, a proposal and a wedding vow

[velvet pivot]

They’re so gay I love it

Somewhere in a tree Digitan is dying from blood loss

[sudden sundial]

@potent trail I know there's no point in trying to convince you to not watch this, but be aware it might be the last thing you ever watch

[sudden sundial]

Digitan died, reincarnated in another life and instantly died again

[potent trail]

i fear the "breathe out as north steels herself" is already killing me and its. 15 seconds in

how do i watch this without my heart exploding

not bakushin immediately standing to attention..... 40 seconds in....

[sudden sundial]

I love that Bakushin is so Bakushin she's Bakushined her confession all the way to a proposal.

[potent trail]

not making umamusume -> we echoing the "umas peak and then fall" plotpoint........ ouuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhh

[velvet pivot]

She Bakushined her relationship all the way to marriage

[sudden sundial]

There is always, at all times, no matter what it is; a 0.5 second delay between Bakushin's one braincell thinking about doing something and actually doing it at 120% effort

[potent trail]

i knew the fucking proposal screen was coming but. fuck

ough my fucking god im gonna be ill from palpitations

i need to roll into a ball i think im entering another plane of existence

[velvet pivot]

The scene where Bakushin had her eyes closed right before the proposal must have taken all of her will points

[ruby mirage]

When we gonna have T.M. Ocean ingame?

[sudden sundial]

Cygames can never make something gayer than this

I welcome them to prove me wrong, but I stand by that statement

[potent trail]

are we sure this is legal

im not sure this can be allowed to exist

[ruby mirage]

She was a double tiara winner in 2001.

[potent trail]

ough digital you are the realest representation ever im sorry i forgot how it felt

[ruby mirage]

Had three horses with T.M. Opera O

[potent trail]

waugh wough wough waugh

[ruby mirage]

And one horse with duramente and orfevre

[sudden sundial]

This is why Digitan needs us

Nobody else understands

Well, Dober does too

[ruby mirage]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1s9qejg/

[potent trail]

its the fucking brooches that really seal the deal to me. they genuinely swap them.............

im gonna cry about this actually

how are they this cute

[ruby mirage]

Before north flight, who was bakushin most shipped with?

[potent trail]

maybe nishino, also see my ot3 of bourbakurice (tho thats probably a niche ship given mihorice´s popularity)

..biko?? they interact sure, but i think (at least based on the real races) that once we get biko in global itll actually just be "bakushin terrorizes this tiny horse the career" (with a dash of akebono)

[sudden sundial]

Bakushin is still roommate-less so there's really nobody for her besides Fuu-chan

[potent trail]

gods theyre really the most code paired ever. the brooches. the capes. the colors. in the winning animation they both wink, bakushin with her left and flight with her right. in their ults- actually, watch

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/x5oVFFyRvZY

you ever seen more fucking coordinated ults

what do you mean one throws open a door and the other walks through the door and baku offers arm and flight reaches to hold it and and........ HAROOOOOLD THE LESBIAAAAANS

[sudden sundial]

The paired ear covers

And

[velvet pivot]

I can't think of anything gayer short of Helios and Ruby lol

[potent trail]

frankly you could post a video of helios and ruby making out for ten minutes and it would be less gay

"our eternal date" that is called a marriage baku

[sudden sundial]

The art match

Helios towards Ruby matches the energy of one of these two raging lesbians

Ruby, alas...

[potent trail]

oh, yes! somethin i wanted to mention, this year´s takamatsu... takamatsunyao... the g1 sprint race, was won by bakushin´s offspring, satono reve, back-to-back

nyoom horses go nyoom

[sudden sundial]

Bakushin's genes live on, much like Stego's

[velvet pivot]

I cannot escape the umas

[velvet pivot]

The difference between round 1 and B round 2 is insane lol

[velvet pivot]

This might be the worst opera o build I’ve ever seen

Bro you forgot to buy skills

Also E mile aptitude on a MANT Uma lmfao, rip

[velvet pivot]

Not even in Majong can Vodka escape Scarlet

[blissful spade]

[runic whale]

They're not hiding anymore after seeing the amount of wlw fans in global

There is legit no heterosexual explanation for this

takes her to the track after dragging her away from an event
That's already the first step of a romantic confession

"I want to be side by side with you. from now on, forever."

??

Flight also calls her Bakushin O-chan

Purposely leaving out the "O" part, she's acknowledging that Bakushin is her king

These gays also had Schneider cup inspired art

Well, they used Extra 300 planes but the only plane race I remember is the Schneider cup

"If you're putting it this way, then I'm the queen of speed"

[arctic kayak]

biko pegasus is just There.

awesome lesbian couple. evil and intimidating biko pegasus

[blissful spade]

Biko's sentai status just has her as a carrot rider

@t_last_meaning

[arctic kayak]

i saw this lmao

pokke open your eyes look in front of you

[runic whale]

Awesome lesbian couple, Random kid

Biko is a child there is no contest in that

[arctic kayak]

yes

biko is like 12 why is she here

shes being babysat

[runic whale]

I wonder if in her old design she'd be interested in magical girls instead

They wanted to capture how much of a kid she is so they made her a sentai fan

[ruby mirage]

By @assist2828
Blast one piece's birthday

[ruby mirage]

Techinically the only heterosexual explanation is that they were shipped irl by the trainers

[runic whale]

Yea that's actually hetero

By emperorsmonarch

[ruby mirage]

https://fxbsky.app/profile/junsaiyamano.bsky.social/post/3mii6rld6f22j

蓴菜 (@junsaiyamano.bsky.social)

シャカファイバレンタイン💝

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FxBluesky · Apr 2, 2026, 2:44 AM

[runic whale]

Yoo gay

Only girl that tamed Shakur

[ruby mirage]

Connected by universal fate

[sudden sundial]

CM Round 2, second try 3/5

I will defend with my life Super Creek's right to mother babygirl Taishin

She deserves it

[ruby mirage]

Running constant bakushin runs to get trainer test points. Also to get her to SS rank

[sudden sundial]

I'm sorry Creek, you were right all along

[runic whale]

You finally respect SCreek

I realized that months ago and now I'm part of the crowd

[ruby mirage]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qvgnxz/

I need a long focused race schedule for creek

[sudden sundial]

Tamtam

[runic whale]

What is this kogyaru treat

Tskr 🙏

[potent trail]

bond level 10 at last. .... im not sure it does anything but bakushin was the only correct option for first

[ruby mirage]

Bond Level 11 will unlock the casual clothing of the that uma when it is released

[sudden sundial]

And once I unlock Ryan's casual clothes how do I burn them

[potent trail]

are you using speedtwit or gutwit deck?

im not sure which one to go with for sprinters

[ruby mirage]

Mostly 3 & 3
Trying 2 , 1 & 3 this run

I maxed out speed last run with 3 speed

[sudden sundial]

I was having consistent "luck" with this sprint/FR deck and gambling on that first inspiration. When it hit B, or god forbid A; it went as well as Rudolf or other top tier easy careers. Felt like it was just a matter of "repeat until you get above-average luck and you'll have an SS"

(Borrowing Smart Falcon POW)

[ruby mirage]

I only have a 1LB ayabe

So i use speed wit

[potent trail]

ah, hmm. im doin 2-2-2 and having problem with low wit

[sudden sundial]

Yeah it's not breaking 1000 that's for sure

Maybe guts deck really is just her best for 1000 in , I think it could even be a 3-3 deck instead of 4-2

Of all the cards I don't have it's MLB Neicha that I crave the most

Consistent, good card with amazing gold skill and 15% RB, I wish I had known it back then. Though I don't know when it came out, maybe it conflicted with something else I'd've wanted

[potent trail]

i ended up crystaling ayabe so its 3lb at least, i think thats 8 or 10 RB. not perfect but not terrible. in case of fronts though, maybe use groove for a groundwork gamba? i hate gambling on groundwork specifically tho, which is why falco pow is present in my front decks

[sudden sundial]

3LB would be 13% RB

[ruby mirage]

If you have fine motion and nice nature, you can afford to use only two wit cards in decks and reach 1000+ wit

[potent trail]

yaaa i got neither

my wit situation is a sorry sight

[sudden sundial]

I've considered running 3 a few times but if two of them are SR it feels like it wouldn't make up for whatever you're giving up

It would be like, Mihono Tachyon and Sunday for 30% RB

Then borrow Falcon?

And your own NTR and maybe a second POW?

[potent trail]

bourby is only 5 RB, but i use her for her good gold

[sudden sundial]

Yeah bourby is a must

Forced to pick a 15% for the last one

(I'm assuming Falcon as borrowed, here)

[potent trail]

you cant use both marvels

[sudden sundial]

Right

[potent trail]

[sudden sundial]

Would have to be wit then. I have 3LB Fine Motion which is probably an 11% so it would do the trick, but yeah

There's no other WIT to use besides those three and the usual SSR

I guess it really would have to be Guts deck. 3 wits 3 guts (I feel 4 guts is excessive but idk)

Haru, MLB Ayaba and borrow Ikuno? Is that the best Guts deck for raw stats?

Can also be Bijin instead of Haru, they're interchangeable for RB

Making a good deck for sprinters feels like a difficulty tier above the rest and I don't know why

[ruby mirage]

I think has a higher base friendship stat. starts with 0 friendship for some reason

[sudden sundial]

Yeah it's a crime

[potent trail]

the one to borrow might just be wit curren, tbh

[ruby mirage]

Even though she is the friendliest horse in the game

[sudden sundial]

What was your Baku deck during UC? Like, I'm wondering if that would just work or even be okay

[potent trail]

great question... uuuh. what was the structure again, 2-4? kita was there certainly, sweep, then for wits fuku, tachyon, bourbon and borrow finmo? maybe?

[sudden sundial]

Kita Sweep Windy Fuky Tachyon Boubon ?

Maybe it would just work to do something like Kita NTR Windy Fuku Tachyon Bourbon or, yeah, borrow Curren Chan even

[potent trail]

wit fuku

she had scenario up

[sudden sundial]

Right

If you do basic Sprint-Mile Baku and give up on Medium, focus on good parents and training and stats, just do the minimum of races to get the titles you can and buy the items and hammers that help and the ones that make your trainings the best, maybe it has potential

Would be better to hit 50% tho

Neicha gets you to 50%, and you do be getting the FR skills from Kita and Bourbon

[potent trail]

actually, i got an idea

an unsure groundwork is not ideal, but idk, maybe

[sudden sundial]

You have Biko?

[potent trail]

thats the borrow

[sudden sundial]

Hmm

If you're gambaing on both Groundwork and the Med inspiration, it's a lot of pulling the crank until it hits

[potent trail]

yeaaa

[sudden sundial]

Although I guess you didn't have guaranteed Groundwork in UC either

[potent trail]

yea that was a gamba on just sparks

mostly i think i did groundworkless baku

which well, for team trials its about stattage

but i dont think one should build groundworkless fronts.... if i was evil i could consider pace baku. but just. hhhhhh

[sudden sundial]

I feel like treating MANT as half-MANT half-regular and doing more trainings could work, I want to try it. Sure, it's worth to get +300 of stats in Epithets but if you only get the Sprint and Mile stuff and in exchange get to do more rainbow trainings with megaphones and anklets, I think it would balance out. Most of the stuff you'd miss out on are the handful of +5 Epithets

So if you give up on the main reason to hit 60% RB or more, you can just aim for 50% and run the best deck for best stats and skills you want. Which is the only way, I feel, you get to run Falco and Speed cards and wit enough to reach 1000

Maybe that's the MANT sprinters play, I'll have to find out

God knows I had to give up on Curren Chan because MANT just isn't for her

[potent trail]

i wanna try guts sprinter bikini grandma with gut baku ssr, i know she gives groundwork

[sudden sundial]

True but that card is in June? May?

[potent trail]

no, guts baku ssr

that was in valentine event

[sudden sundial]

Ah I see

I thought you were saying bikini grandma gives Groundwork

[potent trail]

ah, idk abour that one

sure would be nice tho

[sudden sundial]

Actually, it does. As a hint

So, same gamba as Air Groove but better card

[potent trail]

guts baku kinda goated ngl

[sudden sundial]

Uma Musume if you could run cards with their owners

[sudden sundial]

Rudolf finally gave me a good run (not shown Late Savvy ◎)

[ruby mirage]

Uma Werewolves
By @strangedinolol

[sudden sundial]

Oguri is trying to eat....Palmer?

[runic whale]

Palmer is delicious

See how wei doesn't care

Keep yearning babes, keep yearning..

[ruby mirage]

Blast Onepiece

[runic whale]

I bow to glass feet

[runic whale]

Wow, the one piece is indeed real in umamusume

[potent trail]

gonna attempt what we talked about with curren

points at daiwa here's where id put fine motion, IF I HAD ANY

[ruby mirage]

https://youtu.be/oD1W5MagPG0 fuji rizzeki

[ruby mirage]

Wei

[sudden sundial]

Gonna try a Baku with fewer races and more training and whatever cards I want

[ruby mirage]

By @kashiyuki_yuki bakushin

[sudden sundial]

Best I can schedule for short and mile, aside from the two big titles it mostly counts on getting all the small ones. But I think I'll pass on Tohoku and and Kokura (the ones interrupting summer camp)

[sudden sundial]

Definitely overdid it in Speed. This isn't even a particularly lucky run so far, I have not seen a golden hammer yet, energy and training items have been alright, nothing overly lucky or unlucky in the chances I've taken.

A level 3 double-rainbow (Kita, NTR) training gave me +50 Speed with no items, so bringing Windy is for sure overkill. Three wits might be better

[ruby mirage]

Three wit is better. I usually inherit only power for sprinters

[sudden sundial]

Me when I buy speed scrolls and I'm maxxed...

Gonna finish this after the day change so add +30 to everything and one other skill of choice, but here's how it ended with that schedule and that deck above. There's definitely good potential to it and less suffering and gamba.

Switch Windy for another wit, get just slightly above average luck, and I think you can have an SS Baku with guaranteed Groundword and your favourite skills

[ruby mirage]

By @HARU_7678

The cute horse birthday

[sudden sundial]

Granny <3

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1sagu7f/digitans_bribe_takiki2828/

I will let her sniff all of them for free. Digitan deserves it

[ruby mirage]

4th SS rank uma

4 & 2

i feel bakushin's unique is more suited for pace chasing instead of front running.

Conditions:
distance_rate>=50
&order<=3
&blocked_side_continuetime>=2

when you spam bakushin with front running skills, she doesn't get blocked by other umas. it cannot activate when you are mutliple lengths ahead of 2nd

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1sakx9c/bourbon_meets_the_ricemin/

[ruby mirage]

They are the showerlings, feed them

[velvet pivot]

I just had her show up after a practice fail???

[sudden sundial]

Yeah I've seen it a couple times

Just tanks the fail and gives you like +5 to three things instead

[naive anchor]

https://youtu.be/tGnTaDqrg9k

[sudden sundial]

Biggest training I've ever seen in Summer Camp, by a lot

Didn't think it was possible

[ruby mirage]

5th SS rank. Hope she comes home with the cm11 win

Apparently goldship performs better when my game is muted

[sudden sundial]

Another attempt, no-Medium 50% RB Baku. The dump stats are what suffer the most, SS maybe is not possible which is a shame because look at those skills

Maybe I'll try this low RB deck with Medium proficiency?

Hell, Umalator says she's only slightly worse than my best Baku, 2500 points above her
Gotta keep digging

[ruby mirage]

By @qiyenii

[sudden sundial]

My face when she didn't eat the dandelion

[velvet pivot]

Got a pretty decent oguri for the final round (I’m gonna get bodied)

[velvet pivot]

She just took -10 energy and -1 mood lol

[sudden sundial]

Must be a variety of effects

[runic whale]

Desuwa

Happy birthday desuwa

[runic whale]

More of these yearning best friends jeez

El likes Grass but fatty is obsessed with Special Week

[potent trail]

first maxed skill

this is not meta play in the slightest but yea im putting all my hint books into baku

naturally. id be offended if you thought i was gonna do anything else

[sudden sundial]

I have not been able to get everything I wanted from the event shop, specifically the books. Too many glueing I guess, and a short timeframe

[potent trail]

its a big contrast to the last one where i bought the entire shop out two days before it ended

[runic whale]

Surely fatty won't settle for JUST her shoes

[potent trail]

maybe the reward is low bc its only one tier of trial?

[runic whale]

Where did spe's stockings go

Oh it's with her too

Fatty didn't settle for just her shoes

Really?? When I have college?

Atleast wait until May 🙏

[potent trail]

not having much luck with gutwit curren so far but ive been rolling low camps or missing important items that didn't show up the entire time (feelsbad to use the 3 turn megaphone bc the golden ones didnt pop)

[sudden sundial]

Maybe, I don't remember if the higher ones gave more rewards

But it's realy mostly down to "I'm not spending 20 to 30m in a MANT run I know is dead"

[potent trail]

im also torn where my parent sparks should go in this particular instance, stamina or power. i can scrounge enough stamina just fine without sparks, but a C will drag that score down down down

[potent trail]

i love you guts baku, her skills come at lv4 like every single time. so cheap so gimme

[runic whale]

by sakanaflyer

[pine geode]

yeah
Bakushin O is secretly a pace chaser

[pine geode]

Neither have I. I got the important stuff like carats and the shards, but I’m gonna be missing most of the books.

It’s just that after the limited missions are complete, you’re only getting a few thousand points per run, even with good runs. And I don’t really feel like playing more than one or two careers per day, most of the time.

[sudden sundial]

Yeah I did an ATV King Halo run with three stats at +1000 and all the races that are umanly possible it was barely 200 more currency than a regular or even bad run

You get so little

[pine geode]

I think if you wanted to get all the books, it’d be ~15-20 MANT runs alone. I wouldn’t feel toooo bad about missing anything.

Tbh I’ve been severely underutilizing the extra energy.

I’ve been meaning to use it to grind a bunch of Mejiro Dober URA runs in the hopes of making a good parent.

Or get a dirt spark line

[arctic kayak]

happy birthday lightning mcqueen

[ruby mirage]

Qualified for Group A of graded league after 4/5 in cm

[arctic kayak]

i love nice nature and marvelous sunday's relationship

[ruby mirage]

Happy birthday to Oju Chosan
Steeplechase Gold Clan member

[ruby mirage]

By @AggyTachyon

Cute fuji kiseki

[sudden sundial]

She's been contained

[ruby mirage]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1sb0qht/

[ruby mirage]

Apparently Blast One Piece is a northern horse park member

Eepy
From limewheels on reddit

[sudden sundial]

Haru really makes you understand the difference it makes to have a good ult

[ruby mirage]

Haru Urara vs the Cooler Haru Urara

[ruby mirage]

why is he so adorable

[runic whale]

Suzuka is thinking about Air Groove

[potent trail]

is it better to have 65RB and better skills, or 70RB and worse skills?

oh nevermind i forgot about the double marvelouses again. 60rb would definitely be too much of a downgrade

70 it is

...well now its a different conundrum

bijin and tiara route, or sfreak and crown route?

..... right, and riko could be a choice too...... uuuuuuh

[blissful spade]

I use 4 guts, marvelous wit and borrow ssr riko

I've been getting S+ though

I just do it as a blanket for my MANT deck because I have been super lazy in deck building

[velvet pivot]

?!?!??

I just did a 1 pull with the ticket from the aptitude test lmfao

This is the 2nd banner in a row where this has happened

[runic whale]

Onee-san energy 1000%

[velvet pivot]

Watch me have to pity for Nakayama

[sudden sundial]

Riko is 10RB at MLB right?

Same for Rice who also give Maestro? I remember thinking both are usable if I had had better luck in UC but maybe I dreamt it

[runic whale]

That's how it goes

The only uma i had to pity was still in love

200 pulls and only 3 3stars

Thank cygames JP has a zillion character stories unlocked for some reason so i skipped and skipped and skipped to the point i do estimation to estimate how much stories i need to watch to get a certain amount

You need to skip/watch 4 stories of 13 characters to get a 10pull

[potent trail]

dont have mlb rice and nattie is the borrow

i think ill just go sfreak

and probably crown, chiyo should run derby it just feels correct

...this is exactly the same pace deck i always use

all this brainstorming (i asked in my club discord also), for uterrly no benefit

[sudden sundial]

First race of the year

[runic whale]

Hoases

[sudden sundial]

Can't take a good photo without doxxing myself, but these horses be horsing.

Big fan of Galadriel as a name for a horse, there's also Magic Diamond who'd fit right in both in MLP and UMA

[potent trail]

planning to stay more on top with local steeplechase this year

always just watched the big race, but there's some others

[sudden sundial]

I gotta see if they do those around here, and if they do it might not even be at this racetrack

[runic whale]

Closest local horse track is in Manila so i won't be even doxxing myself with that because "Manila" is like 10 cities in one

[sudden sundial]

All races here today are Mile, 1800m max

[runic whale]

And it's dirt only

I still want to go tho but they only do dirt sprint

Probably medium dirt too

Excuse me how the fuck does this horse have 31 wins??

Omg one of the greatest Philippine horse is related to Director Akikawa

Through northern dancer in damsire siresire sire

[runic whale]

31 wins for this horse

[sudden sundial]

Damn, their speed is much more impressive in person than in camera or those wide shots make it seem

[runic whale]

70 km/h is no joke

Especially on something that isn't mechanical and they have a 50kg or so human on their back

One reason to visit M*nila

Short tail

[sudden sundial]

1800m in 1.56

https://tenor.com/view/horse-you-have-alerted-the-horse-alert-alert-horse-horse-alert-gif-10675569724654458517

[runic whale]

By maruhito

Batang Manda and Kalentong would definitely be together or connected, because Kalentong's namesake was a revolutionary hero from Mandaluyong, and Mandaluyong's namesake is Manda and Luyong

Philippine horses with Neo

Kanlaon would be temperamental like the real volcano

[pine geode]

I’d wanted to start going to the races as well, but all the tracks in northern california shut down in the last few years

[sudden sundial]

Wth they aren't singing

[runic whale]

There's a cute horse place near me named "Happy Horse Farms"

It's horseback riding tho, nothing like flatracing

[sudden sundial]

Let it be known this is officially the horsiest place in the server

You can really see a bit of the horse's personality in the initial parade. Some are posturing, number 3 is disobeying and walking sideways, most look down or calm

[sudden sundial]

Before the concert

Big winner on the right

[velvet pivot]

I can’t figure out how the ratings work at this point

What is going on with this team

Like why

[ruby mirage]

call this server "umachat"

[sudden sundial]

Just my intuition over the months, but your lowest stat feels like it drags your rating more than your highest. Like a D or a C is weighted a lot more than an A or an S

But that's just my feeling. I think it's probably as simple as "add all 5 numbers together and the total determines the rating"

[runic whale]

DragonWHAT

[sudden sundial]

Yooo they played the fanfare

First actually graded race at half past

[ruby mirage]

https://youtube.com/shorts/caLPQ0bMPZ4 playing with dad

[velvet pivot]

Person pretending to be insane vs actual insane person

[runic whale]

They're both insane

Only digitan can make Windy go

[sudden sundial]

No matter who you are Digitan will always outfreak you

Except maybe if your name is John Cygames

[runic whale]

With all of tracen gayness combines it can't beat Digitan

[ruby mirage]

Shinko tries to bark but once royce and royce barks back, she sounds like a kitten

[runic whale]

She's that type of girl?

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-royce-and-royce-scary-roar-eep-uma-musume-pretty-derby-gif-9191100651855743371

The poor stray dog

[sudden sundial]

Another great name for a horse: Madame Secretary

[ruby mirage]

Apparently has a pilot license

[velvet pivot]

The simpiote only grows with the gayness

[ruby mirage]

Pokefuji by @youngyangtang

[runic whale]

Gay

[novel depot]

try this https://www.gadegetkit.com/tools/calculator/uma-musume-race

[ruby mirage]

By @RUM_Mouton34 birthday

[arctic kayak]

stupid orange

[arctic kayak]

yayyy

i just realized, narita top road is the youngest of the 1999 gen... and the oldest........ is HARU URARA???

[pine geode]

Coming up

[arctic kayak]

sirius symboli makes me feel things 😖

[ruby mirage]

Gay uma alts and support cards
And then shakur is vibing hard

[pine geode]

Air Groovin'

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/833692879372943390.webp?size=48&animated=true&name=flutternod~1&lossless=true

Wait Air Groove is a different uma's name

[runic whale]

Yup that's her allure

Everybody Puppy-chan to her

everybody.

Woah look at those uma earphones

[runic whale]

Afterall, Haru Urara was 29 when she passed

[arctic kayak]

they were all born the same year urara was just born a month earlier

its just funny the way theyre portrayed in the game where they all feel like adults and she feels like a teenager, even though her horse was older

[ruby mirage]

Wonder how is Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi doing
Last living member of the golden generation

[runic whale]

Haru is definitely 19~20

[runic whale]

She's just like.. Stupid

[arctic kayak]

she feels like 16 to me

but maybe shes just a lil stupid

lol

[runic whale]

16 to me is MTG

So obsessed with puppy love like shut up for once 💔

Do you really want to be an adult so bad

File my taxes for me MTG

[runic whale]

Yea and we love her for it

[ruby mirage]

Looks like he loves bananas
30/03/26

[runic whale]

Oldie

His age shows

[ruby mirage]

Still rolls in the snow

[arctic kayak]

he is a year older than doto so hes about to turn 31 in a few days huh

[runic whale]

Old Horses are so precious

There's like, something to it watching them do things

No longer they frolic freely

It's kind of bittersweet

[arctic kayak]

doto frolics

[runic whale]

True, he does frolic

The :3 creature

[arctic kayak]

i always love seeing his :3 face

[ruby mirage]

Doto loves to stick his tongue in a lot of photos

Tsuyoshi when he turned 30 years old

[runic whale]

That's a fuck ton of bananas

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-gif-2682032711946943250

[ruby mirage]

Found tamamo cross angst comic

[ruby mirage]

By @HZ28161

By @Arekisandora196

[arctic kayak]

falco <3

[sudden sundial]

That's my idol right there

She can do no wrong, unless she's hanging out with Curren Chan

https://tenor.com/view/21cafers-uma-musume-curren-chan-gif-25839435

[ruby mirage]

Curren has committed tax evasion

[sudden sundial]

Another day, another 5 bottles of Bakushin glue

I think she's starting to resent me, going by the Y1 races she likes to lose

[potent trail]

curren is canonically such a menace i always get a little shock whenever i stop to read her events again

"oh right, she's savage"

[lime stream]

what kind of stuff has she done?

[sudden sundial]

I have nothing specific to point to because I don't retain that kind of info, mayb bringi or others can bring up some examples.

For my part I would say, you know how every now and then there's some drama about a Youtuber or Streamer where it turns out that for years they've been manipulative and subversive and influence/power-abusers but it never shows in public, or there's no suggestion of it, until it somehow blows over?

That's Curren Chan without the evil.

She's like that but for the sake of advancing herself (but she'll happily use those powers for others, like Falco)

As for you, the Trainer

She basically kinda gaslights you into dating?

After MTG I try not to even read the moments that are Uma x Trainer, much less understand them deeply. But while MTG is like:
"I brought the marriage papers, please sign them" and the trainer is like "haha she's just a kid"
Curren Chan is like:
"Marriage papers? Of course we have them, here they are, this is your signature isn't it?" and trainer is like "I don't remember doing that, but it checks out"

Curen Chan is years before they had the confidence to do an uma like Still in Love so it's all more subtle; but in that aspect she's as close to DDLC's Monika as you get

[pine geode]

today I noticed you can send stickers to each other in CM matches

[potent trail]

chiiiiyo chiyo chiyo chiyo chiy o no oooooo

that single point in wit lmao

[sudden sundial]

I have so many thoughts on this Chiyo that I cannot put into words

[arctic kayak]

doki doki doki doki do ki

[sudden sundial]

What a good doggo

[potent trail]

now to try and actually get one mean SS rudolf. i believe

[arctic kayak]

oh...

HOW is this useful for training

[potent trail]

this is first time ive got repeated races event with rudolf and i makes me feel. so evil. rudolf, workaholic extraordinnaire tells you the racing schedule is too intense

im so sorryyyyyyy. but also was i supposed to just let kale juice and 60 megaphone pass us by? really?

listen ix, in context it makes full sense

[blissful spade]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-mayano-top-gun-patchouse-didi-uma-musume-pretty-derby-gif-24533790

[arctic kayak]

this gif is like an optical illusion because it looks like shes going backwards and then it looks like shes going forwards

[potent trail]

yeaaaaaaaaaaah!! (not pictured take the chance skill, ignore front runner savvy, i just didnt want the points to go to waste and couldn't buy anything else)

"gee, trackblazer is easy"*

*if you're extra lucky in junior year, your shops dont suck, you dont run outta clocks, you gamba on 5 race strings and dont get too bodied for it....

[arctic kayak]

nice gayture

[potent trail]

for her and chiyo ive been running this mil-lon schedule (adjusting for rivals if non epithet race). you just kinda run screaming at full speed and hope you dont hit your face on a wall. you can tank a -30stats repeated races event maybe twice and still come out of it better than not racing i think, but naturally you pray to shiraoki that you just get a mood down or are perhaps pardonned for your transgressions

its still a game of shops and summer camps as usual though, i think that rng simply matters most

should be noted that rudolf had pretty meh first summer, but a good second summer

[velvet pivot]

training on free turns/G3/G2: I sleep

Training the moment there’s an important G1:

The NANOSECOND I get my 3rd recovery on xoguri all of the fucking recovery skill hints show up

[runic whale]

https://tenor.com/view/nakayama-festa-umamusume-umamusume-pretty-derby-nakayama-festa-gif-14867833501323064416

[velvet pivot]

STOP GIVING ME TACTICAL TWEAK

[velvet pivot]

I started a run with taiki and tosen Jordan immediately gave me stamina to spare

Why

I hate this game

Couldn’t get it a single time with XOguri btw

[runic whale]

Need to whale

[velvet pivot]

What are they doing

[arctic kayak]

being gay

[runic whale]

Lecturing wei

Also damn didn't know the Mejiros baked cake

[arctic kayak]

i finally saw the fabled fat uma for the first time

[velvet pivot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gyA74A0ygI

Helios being an introvert is slightly terrifying, how do we unfix her

[ruby mirage]

by @freddo_illust

[runic whale]

El fatty pasa

[runic whale]

Can't wait to meet you
So join the umamusume family

My girly what pose is that

[sudden sundial]

A cute one

https://tenor.com/view/chair-spin-manhattan-cafe-uma-musume-umamusume-agnes-tachyon-gif-15089246511517086019

[runic whale]

https://tenor.com/view/burger-king-tiktok-burger-king-can't-wait-gif-15585882962427542707

She was told to strike a pose so she struck the weirdest pose a girl her attitude does

Moe gap is cute

[sudden sundial]

Cafe is the cutest

[runic whale]

I agree but i like Marche Lorraine

https://tenor.com/view/marche-lorraine-uma-musume-gif-11653384954467570835

I need that video of Daiwa Scarlet saying phrases from a tsundere tutorial

[ruby mirage]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1sbw074/

[runic whale]

Just wow.

Thank you Agua

TSKR

[ruby mirage]

Hair down bakushin is peak

[sudden sundial]

Gay Nature

[runic whale]

Gay nature.

Nice Nature is straight in the sense of being a "straight man"

The fool is twin turbo

[ruby mirage]

Fun fact: Symboli Kris S nearly faints when thinking about Cesario

[sudden sundial]

Understandable

[runic whale]

Kris S?

Spe's daughter surely does NOT have this much rizz

[sudden sundial]

Cute, blue and short hair

She's got the trifecta

[runic whale]

She can Agemasen too

[runic whale]

I suppose Spe and her bloodline can attract cuties

Cesario and Kris S are cute together

[blissful spade]

https://www.fixdeviantart.com/tsunraptor/art/Lazy-Kawakami-1286871334

[runic whale]

Kawakami needs more forehead

[ruby mirage]

First umamusume pairing to have their child in the game

[runic whale]

She's too beautiful for her lmaio

Also is this cygames' only way to give us yuri? Actual irl pairings because no way the owners would complain because it's accurate

[ruby mirage]

Like nishino flower and seiun sky, same owner as well

[runic whale]

That won't change anything because the dude will accept it no matter what

He really, really, loves his horses, Seiun Sky especially

Also even tho he's the entire reason why Cygames had the respect the horses (this should be common seed jfc) guideline (i.e. No porn or similar), he had publicly stated that he'd allow it. So long as his horses are remembered

Also i believe his horses are the cheapest to have other than ebayan which is free because they own him

The more hard headed ones are Rudolf's owner

And i guess the more accepting is surprisingly the corpo itself

[arctic kayak]

did you steal this photo from my twitter lol

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-nature-umamusume-shrug-gif-2532422781069095707

[arctic kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-nature-uma-musume-nervous-dance-gif-27625228

[sudden sundial]

Scream if you love Neicha

[runic whale]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-pretty-derby-jungle-pocket-roar-jungle-pocket-jungle-pocket-warcry-uma-musume-gif-311835196233160323

[ruby mirage]

yes, it was nice

[arctic kayak]

screams

[arctic kayak]

nature

[sudden sundial]

Quick appreciation for this card art

[ruby mirage]

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/admire-vega-uma-musume-uma-umamusume-アヤベ-gif-11634610379810359031

Ayabe <3

Depression has never been this cute

[runic whale]

NAPE

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1393352554724986954/1431993357516804187/image0.gif

[sudden sundial]

Unbothered. Moisturized. Depressed. In her lane. Focused. Flourishing.

[runic whale]

Don't forget gay

[sudden sundial]

No. Ace icon

[arctic kayak]

i wish this was a real alt

same with doto and fuku

speaking of fuku

just got this awful roll

[runic whale]

My favorite 777 horse

Wow all 1

So much for lucky horse

[sudden sundial]

Damn, Cygames really likes Ayabe, she has so much official art. Or maybe it's because of the movie

[arctic kayak]

cuz ayabe is awesome

[arctic kayak]

exactly

still not over my s rank opera o with a 1 star guts spark

[runic whale]

Ayabe is awesome yes

[runic whale]

Good thing in the future they'll let people reroll sparks and choose which one to go with

Ayabe has so much art but they're all gay

[arctic kayak]

that first pic kills me

what is she doing

[arctic kayak]

i was literally just gonna say digitan in the back lmao

[arctic kayak]

i love that art where theyre painting

[arctic kayak]

yes that one

opera 🤤

[runic whale]

Omg turbo with a baggy shirt

[arctic kayak]

road to the top and team cannabis

[sudden sundial]

Turbo finger-painting is so Turbo

[runic whale]

Why is this simpbiote so gay

[arctic kayak]

why is she dressed like a russian grandma

[runic whale]

Little red riding hood

[arctic kayak]

ohh yeah i see

[sudden sundial]

Digitan is necessary for the integrity of the Umaverse

[runic whale]

And.. Doto is the big bad wolf... My heart this is so precious

[arctic kayak]

js that from that one event

yeah

christmas ayabe and topro event

i wish the opera ssr card from that was a real alt 💔

[runic whale]

Was it Curren that said the brightest star in Lyra is beautiful tonight

The brightest star being Vega

[arctic kayak]

the new bakushin alt gives me hope that theyre willing to make alts of old caracters that already have one alt

cygames i want another opera

halloween opera or like ballroom opera and doto please

[runic whale]

They'll run out of new horses so they just make Alts for the meantime

Bakushin is a funny choice and they gave her insane rizz

[arctic kayak]

she proposed to north flight

[runic whale]

They'll turn them gay too huh

Wonder if we'll see more on the nose yuri because of global acceptance

[arctic kayak]

there are surprisingly a lot of homophobes who play this game

[runic whale]

It's funny considering Cygames is LGBTQ+ inclusive

[arctic kayak]

yeah apparently cygames has trans characters

[sudden sundial]

Eh those are everywhere, I think Uma has a low number actually, or a much more accepting majority that squashes them. I feel you have to go out of your way to come across the Uma "fans" that are toxic

[arctic kayak]

also the homophobics who play this game can't read

[runic whale]

I just look at Facebook and I see loads that disregard the yuri in exchange for male trainer ships

[arctic kayak]

this is in the game

[runic whale]

Every gay uma couple is an otp to the simpbiote host

[arctic kayak]

i hate uma x male trainer like 90% of them are so ick

[runic whale]

So true

Idk why but I feel repulsed especially with Dober and male trainer

[arctic kayak]

i saw one that was opera o x male trainer and they made her hair long and i was like ew they straightified her

[arctic kayak]

isnt she like canonically uncomfortable around men

🥴

[sudden sundial]

I feel very few of them can work because so many trainer x uma relationship feel like teacher and student, or a professional setting of inbalanced power dynamics

[runic whale]

One example is Fumino and Creek

They seem so close in age together

It's like they're two friends that went to tracen but different courses of life

[sudden sundial]

The few that at least feel like you're not predating/grooming someone and more a relationship of equals is, like, Rudolf, Maruzensky, Creek...

[runic whale]

Maruzensky understandable

[sudden sundial]

I like Suzuka x the anime trainer, that one feels like a genuine connection and bond

[runic whale]

"17 year old" nearing her forties

[sudden sundial]

And of course there's Still in Love

[runic whale]

The anime trainer is a creepo that assaults young 16-17 year old girls by touching their UPPER thighs

[arctic kayak]

maruzensky probably older than her trainer 💀

[blissful spade]

a lot of the ingame dialogue implies that

[sudden sundial]

Skinship is done with the palm

[runic whale]

Maruzensky bribed director to enroll her and say she's 17

[sudden sundial]

idk it just feel like the anime trainer cares about Suzuka as much as Take

[ruby mirage]

By @satomurakyo

[runic whale]

I feel he cares for all of his horses

That's favoritism in a professional student-teacher environment

[blissful spade]

one of her mood downs events is oldies but goldies where she says she was listening to to a song when she was a child but the trainer (you) states that no one was born when the song maruzensky likes is playing on the speakers

Mood Down

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/201867865702268928/951468471517065257/1646359085424.gif

[arctic kayak]

hilarious

[runic whale]

It's okay granny

Many people still like that song

There is yuri but when yaoi too

[ruby mirage]

Calstone Light O in bg

[sudden sundial]

Neicha x Trainer and Digitan x Trainer are also okay because they both need and deserve their own number 1 fan, and there's really no uma pairing for them

[runic whale]

Canopus Trainer X Bourbon's Trainer

Digitan and Dober is cute

[arctic kayak]

nature x trainer is cute because of the origami thing

[sudden sundial]

Oh right, I always forget about Digitan and Dober

[runic whale]

There was that art of them married and it's cute

[blissful spade]

Curren Chan x Trainer

[sudden sundial]

Dober has so many pairings but Digitan only has Dober and trainer

[runic whale]

Atleast these ingame ships are like, both genders

[arctic kayak]

digitan is too focused on shipping her classmates to be in a relationship herself

[sudden sundial]

And ultimately all the art where Digitan finds out she's your oshi is just peak Digitan

[runic whale]

Because the only uma that changes her responses (significantly, not just onii/onee) depending on your gender is Dober

I just realized the umas don't discriminate who they flirt with

You elope with Still In Love no matter your gender anyway

[ruby mirage]

Bi umas

[arctic kayak]

one of my first interactions with maruzensky was a lobby conversation where she flirted with me

[runic whale]

She does that with everyone dw

Curren Chan has next level flirting with trainer she puts MTG to complete and utter shame

Also that art where she has lip gloss, i admit, fucking kills me 😵

[blissful spade]

Maruzen calls you -kun or -chan depending on your gender you chose for the game

[runic whale]

Couple umas do that iirc

[arctic kayak]

tm opera o "proposes" to her trainer no matter the gender but i refuse to believe she likes men 😭

[ruby mirage]

What is with smart falcon failing to flirt

[runic whale]

Because she has Curren

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1s8an37/digitan_is_jealous_doberslover23/

I want a giant Digitan plushie and a Digitan I can show it to

[runic whale]

I need ambiguous gender to feel represented

That's why i don't complain about the ingame flirting because they don't discriminate

From what i notice there's 2 canons anyway

In short: I'm very particular when it comes to Uma x Trainer, i cherrypick

Like my otp when it comes to Suzuka is Spe. But for Creek where the girls she's with are more like her children? Fumino Nase no contest

That girl already looks like a Butch

[potent trail]

smartly, star blossom chose a female trainer to give to laurel. bc laurel is like black hole of rizz, pulling everyone around her in

[runic whale]

Intentionally done

Sasuga yuribait-nonbait cygames

It's kinda like bait but like the bait is so big it feeds the fish

[ruby mirage]

By @yugeme168

[runic whale]

They're so sweet, must roommates

Looks like the digitadober can have another for poly

But Kiseki is an actual mangaka instead of a doujin artist

[sudden sundial]

If only she didn't lose TnS...

[runic whale]

By chahanramen2

[sudden sundial]

Ayabe it's Y3 where the hell have you been

[ruby mirage]

[sudden sundial]

[runic whale]

Wait a minute did she just write yuri

races in twinkle series, tracen student
upperclassmen

[runic whale]

Need more characters with a mole

[sudden sundial]

I just noticed the life-accurate level of inbreeding I unintentionally selected

[runic whale]

Accurate

This uma's legacy tree is a circle 💔

[ruby mirage]

By @narumiyuki2772

[runic whale]

Woah

[ruby mirage]

By @Acine_to

Cute uma

[sudden sundial]

NTR, everyone's favourite

[ruby mirage]

[runic whale]

I love NTR

[ruby mirage]

Who is topro usually paired with

Ayabe got Curren and Opera O got Doto

[blissful spade]

her roommate is Pokke lol

[runic whale]

Um....

I actually don't know

Maybe she's straight or bi

[runic whale]

Also NTR is MASSIVE

Compared to Haru and Rice

Her boo- RIBBON is almost the size of Haru's face

[sudden sundial]

Yeah her forehead is massive

[runic whale]

Her forehead to jeez that's literally 3/4th of Haru's face 😭😭

Or atleast 1/3rd if its eyelashes to hairline

[ruby mirage]

There is a scene during summer camp where topro is next to rice and haru. Literally towers over both of them

[pine geode]

I wonder if this was rendered while they were still on the idea of her character as a yandere. I get a bit of that vibe

[runic whale]

That's the "burger king guy doing a TikTok in the bathroom" Pose

The yandere thing feels too early of a concept tho

[ruby mirage]

pokke got too many wifes

[runic whale]

She only chose one 😌

[sudden sundial]

Felicitea you're at the top of the subreddit https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1sc4r85/no_freaking_way_bruh/

[ruby mirage]

[runic whale]

Opera GX

Opera GX is also replying to polyoperao

Gayest pile of umas
Opera O
Ayabe
Doto
NTR

[ruby mirage]

Will there be a future CM on the 1000 metre sprint track?

That track features no corners and one singular straight

[velvet pivot]

Apparently Northern Taste’s cat, Tyson, once delivered a heavy punch to Machitan’s face

[ruby mirage]

No wonder the cat was called Tyson

[runic whale]

Bullying daughter of Director

[ruby mirage]

Apparently 's dam and 's dam were sisters

By @1ofAgnesDigital

And topro's mom

[runic whale]

Cute

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1sc2vb4/support_cards_by_wano_pi/

Love that Rudolf

[runic whale]

I watched the Bakuflight dance and oh my god just KISS ALREADY

They were about to get carried away and literally kiss on stage

[ruby mirage]

By @parfaitgul

[runic whale]

.. Okay? Sure

Blessing me, a car nerd, with this

Spe is a Lancer , sure.. Suzuka is a Supra, Okay.. Holy shit goated choice! Mazda Rx-7 for Teio

Hoping for eurobeat covers done by umas 🤞

[arctic kayak]

ayabe

[arctic kayak]

idk why that tweet got so much attention

[ruby mirage]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1sca5ns/

[runic whale]

It's cute how Maru is Tazuna's kouhai

[ruby mirage]

[ruby mirage]

Golshi loves indirect kissing with makween

[runic whale]

Maku likes it direct

By emperorsmonarch

[ruby mirage]

[runic whale]

Gold " steal yo girl " Ship

[ruby mirage]

By @shira1227kagi rhein kraft

[runic whale]

My coma girlie hbd

[ruby mirage]

"Coma girlie"

[arctic kayak]

meisho doto desu

[ruby mirage]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1sc63fj/ bridal carry

[pine geode]

@myticalcat
kinda loud, warning

BNE deleted scene

[potent trail]

i want to rework my tt team yet again (why am i using bikini grandma on sprints when she has mile maven.... what was i thinking), but i am lacking a sprinter (they should let me just enter three bakushins. it would be lore accurate). i guess ill be doing the horses i don't plan to swap around for now, and if there's still time before apr 13 or my free tickets fail to pull nishino, ill bring back king (as one does)

[arctic kayak]

oh no ticket drowned...

[arctic kayak]

eepytosho is so awesome im friends with them now

[arctic kayak]

no wonder she lost so hard she just came back from the dead

i just got an energy +10 event and then an energy -10 event go girl give us nothing

[arctic kayak]

bitch that's your brother

[potent trail]

maniacal laughter S5 here we gooo

[velvet pivot]

Shower thought: “Tachyon” would be a perfect call sign for a fighter pilot who came in too hot and smashed up the landing gear

Oh nice

Only group b but still

[pine geode]

congratulations!

It’s a miracle that she’s never been traffic-stopped

[runic whale]

No one wants to mess with a Countach

Everything Spe-chan is cute to Suzuka

Now i believe Spe-chan's two mothers are lesbians. Spe never talks about her supposed father and she told us that her birth mother always said that Spe would be the greatest in Japan.. Who else would tell her that but her "Foster" Mother? So that implies her Foster mom and Birth mom have been together since she was pregnant with Spe

History calls them close friends, roommates even

[ruby mirage]

From @mican63814172
The 🥝 has turned 20 years old

[runic whale]

I love Curren with lip gloss

[sudden sundial]

3rd in the A group, alas

[ruby mirage]

2nd in Group A today

[sudden sundial]

Of course Baku triggers the Medium inspiration on a career with generational bad luck in everything else...

[ruby mirage]

Osaka Hai promo

[ruby mirage]

Oguri Cap finished 2nd, 1 ¾ lengths away from first.

[runic whale]

Gay nature

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1scpezn/daily_dose_of_mcqueenium_day_16_art_by_kiyosuke023/

As expected, someone who was originally a villainess looks good with that look on her

[ruby mirage]

Sweets eating horse

[runic whale]

Teio reported dead in her room after seeing this photo

[ruby mirage]

Fun fact: in chinese, smart falcon's name is translated to "woke falcon"

[runic whale]

[ruby mirage]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1sch70x/

[runic whale]

Gay

[ruby mirage]

By @hibglamour fujisky time

[blissful spade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKhaS_lQGx4 Jan 18, 2023

[runic whale]

That thumbnail is so cute

Tamamo in different universes

[ruby mirage]

Martial Arts with &
By @1ofAgnesDigital

[sudden sundial]

Yep that's Curren Chan

[runic whale]

Lesbian attack

[ruby mirage]

It is her birthday
By @SG4KC

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Happy birthday.. You

[velvet pivot]

They’re gonna gamble their birthday money at the casino. Both of them.

[ruby mirage]

fujimasa march, oguri cap's kasamatsu rival

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1n5z8yt/ hand holding

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The eyes don't match at all 😭

So it's the gay

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Pls censor lewd

[ruby mirage]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1nzy9fw/

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The horse who ate the world

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You're face to face with the uma who got her heart broken

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I like the weird dances they do

[pine geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1409421261792350279/1482376798514712780/IMG_6702.png?ex=69d3bb79&is=69d269f9&hm=e24851c23f4ccf193f67587a70f5489c2cbc96a7682d9954243622db0746e63f&

GOOD MORNING!

[ruby mirage]

By @yokuko_zaza takideji

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Gay besties

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The only way to contain them is with each other

[potent trail]

watch me change this up yet again in like two days lmao

[sudden sundial]

Air Groove is an easy free Sprinter slot, not hard to raise her C to B or A and comes with B and A in Mile and Medium, so the good schedule is almost free

Infinitely easier than both Curren and Baku, and suffering one of them is more than enough for MANT

[pine geode]

Who would be best and worst dormmate?

[runic whale]

Best: Super Creek or King Halo
Worst: Twin Turbo

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https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-marvellous-sunday-marvellous-sunday-umamusume-dancing-dancing-marvellous-sunday-marvellous-sunday-dancing-gif-5077247748938101045

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I'm a heavy sleeper so I'd sleep with Marvelous

like MTG

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Worst: Golshi
Best: Stego, makes it a room for one

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Sleeping through season 2

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Funny how one room has the answer to both

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El herself isn't bad but the logistics of secretly keeping a condor are an extra burden

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Assuming it's trained, it's probably quiet

[pine geode]

One of the few rules Grass Wonder stays complicit in breaking

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They share secrets

[sudden sundial]

She needed one redeeming quality

[pine geode]

https://tenor.com/view/el-condor-pasa-grass-wonder-elgrass-umamusume-uma-gif-4975584626136243584

I need to find that roommates series of drawings again

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By sugarwhite1046 (?)

[ruby mirage]

I can get to SS rank but i have been struggling to get to the same rank despite racing the same and using the same decks.

[runic whale]

Total weeb using something dated

[pine geode]

This is a pretty nice dorm

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https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1mfkcof/roommates_part1/

[ruby mirage]

Chevachi by @idonum

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The robot and the nicest and purest girl ever

[pine geode]

Thank you!
And part 2-
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/118395010

[runic whale]

Look at this gay horse

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I'm glad Fatass Wonder is in a Palmer situation with Spe-chan

[runic whale]

Me too, it's insanely funny to me

And Grass is MUCH more persistent than Palmer

Like, she's glued to her side

[sudden sundial]

Corporate wants you to find the differences between these pictures

Damn, Dober rooms with Taiki? That is such a wild combo

[runic whale]

It's cute seeing a refined uma get bed hair

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"Do not rush. Keep a cool head. No matter the fuss, you must relaaax... Keeping calm is essential." - Grass internally during the episode Spe spends glued to Silence Suzuka.

[sudden sundial]

Dober and Taiki are so different but amusingly enough that would make them get along really well. Also it's impossible to not get along with the dog

The dog will love you, do not resist

[runic whale]

Spe gets along with everyone

It's faith that Spe falls for Suzuka.. Literally had an entire scene in slow mo when she first saw her 🙏

[sudden sundial]

And as always, Rice and ZRR rooming together gotta make that the most wholesome room in the entire dorm system. They're both such cinnamon rolls and the undisputed 1st and 2nd place winners in the cute ears ranking

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During Mejiro Dober's fan fest event, Taiki forcefully sneaks you into their dorm to spend time with Dober who is sick

[sudden sundial]

That's illegal

[runic whale]

I wonder what her responses are for male and female trainer

[ruby mirage]

By @The_cogomi

[pine geode]

I love that animation

It mimics Flash's SR card at the start, too

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Dog no!

[runic whale]

They rise at the same time, inaccurate

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Be gay, do crime

She has a gun

[pine geode]

bliss

[ruby mirage]

Why is she so :)

[sudden sundial]

Dreamt about kidnapping trainer again

[ruby mirage]

By @hama_fazer
Roommates

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Anywhere but Germany

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History said they were roommates

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who even is golshi's roommate

[sudden sundial]

Stego

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Revealed a bit recently

[arctic kayak]

oh

rooming with her dad

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She goes out to buy milk a lot

[ruby mirage]

Surprised that North Flight got paired with Aston Machan and not Bakushin. Bakushin still has no roommate

[runic whale]

I've been thinking about Golshi and what she would identify as

I feel like she would be demi?

[arctic kayak]

oh thats where the kicking thing comes from i thought gold ship was just weird

[sudden sundial]

Yeah with Fuu-chan gone the only option left for Baku as a roommate is the forever-yearned-for Eclipse

[potent trail]

the only explanation as to why bakushin has unknown roomate is because they had to clear a whole floor for her. she wakes up at 4 am with a BAKUSHIIIIN on top of her lungs and it was drawing complaints

[sudden sundial]

And Deep Impact is for Prez-chan

[arctic kayak]

bakushin is too bakushin for a roommate

she is her own roommate

[runic whale]

That's gonna leave a Deep Impact on prez

[sudden sundial]

Both things are true

[runic whale]

Gold ship has a habit of just kicking everything btw

There's one race where pre-race he refused to get into the stall and kicked the railing trying to kick JRA staff

[arctic kayak]

why are bitter glass and little cocon not roommates

[sudden sundial]

Sweep Tosho makes sense

Ain't nobody gonna put up with her nonsense except Kita and Creek, and both are taken

It would have to be her mom or grandma but I doubt we'll ever get them

[potent trail]

oh right i forgot about chitose

manifesting sakura room

[sudden sundial]

Has Chitose released yet, in JP?

[arctic kayak]

most of the new characters dont have roommates

[potent trail]

ultimate grandma / walking dead mom trope seems like a good fit to make sure baku doesnt jump thru the window

[potent trail]

not yet from what i know

[sudden sundial]

Thought so. I guess we'll see

Someone else from the Sakura family is definitely an option, I just thought we were out of them already

[arctic kayak]

yeah maybe once their careers release theyll have a scene with their roommate

[potent trail]

there are 2500 sakura horses

[arctic kayak]

except didnt rulership just release and she still doesnt have a roommate

[sudden sundial]

Baku and Rudolf have been waiting for their roommate since 2021, there's no schedule for it

Same for Golshi until just a few months ago

[arctic kayak]

wait is rulership not released i swear i saw a video of her recently

[ruby mirage]

Nice Nature Nuke

[sudden sundial]

idk, but horses are known in several ways before they release so it's not impossible to be in a list like this ahead of time

Evayan hasn't released yet, has she?

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Perfect Nature

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Fun fact: both symboli rudolf and logotype won the Satsuki Sho in record times

[ruby mirage]

Only her wit support card

[sudden sundial]

Yeah so stuff like this is known from passing mentions and other horses' events

[potent trail]

anyway, maybe sakura star o

lets say the poor horse encountered a suzuka and rice.....

[sudden sundial]

Ah

A happy ending

[potent trail]

didnt die on track though. seems like they tried various surgeries and such, until he succumbed to illness five months later

:c horsies

im sure star o would make a nice horse girl

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's classic year rival

Gold City finished 2nd in those two classic crown races where Star O won. Gold City also finished 4th in the Japanese Derby

[arctic kayak]

maybe they can be roommates

we'll have to see when logotype career releases i guess

[sudden sundial]

Evayan's roommate will be Magnitude

[arctic kayak]

logotype is so cute i like her color scheme

[arctic kayak]

is magnitude japanese

magnitude is AMERICAN

[sudden sundial]

The whole horse world is their oyster

I don't think they're limited to JP horses anymore but who knows

Non-zero chance for sure

[arctic kayak]

i mean there ARE americans like taiki and el condor pasa but they raced in japan idk

[sudden sundial]

Yeah but they also did the L'arc scenario

[arctic kayak]

oh yeah

[sudden sundial]

There's place for real overseas horse, they don't have to be fillers anymore

[arctic kayak]

what if instead of casino drive it was secretariat lmao

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But yeah, we'll see only when they actually do it

[potent trail]

steeplechase scenario in 2035

press button to jump

[arctic kayak]

when they gonna add miss terrible https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Terrible

[sudden sundial]

We really need more horses like Akebono, if not bigger

And built like a brick factory

[arctic kayak]

im just looking at famous horses and i saw this name and it made me laugh

[sudden sundial]

Miss Terrible and Nice Nature should hang out

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By @9rimochi
it is Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi's birthday

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idk why but it feels like their names go together

[arctic kayak]

fuji kiseki had a daughter named straight girl which is still the funniest idea for an umamusume character to me where shes just the token heterosexual in a school full of lesbians

[sudden sundial]

She'll never be turned into an uma...

But she could hang out with Eishin Flash

[ruby mirage]

Also straight girl's damsire is

[sudden sundial]

That's an uma I can't picture shipped with anyone but a trainer, though it can be either gender there. Eishen Flash is a horse of singular purpose and pure dedication, she will marry her trainer willingly or unwillingly

[arctic kayak]

taiki shuttle's daughter never period 😭

she has alexandria's genesis

[sudden sundial]

It's sad how many of the horses didn't have what's considered successful Stud/Dam careers, I could never have enough parent-child Uma relationships and events in the game

[ruby mirage]

Well she got 3 g1 wins
2015 & 2016 Victoria Mile
2015 Sprinters Stakes

[pine geode]

Imagine if your grandmother starts attending highschollege with you

[sudden sundial]

Who would do that

Who would attend Tracen while being 50yo

[pine geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1329394967981850634.webp?size=48&name=maruzensky&lossless=true

[ruby mirage]

Epiphaneia with Special Week and Special Week with Maruzensky

[arctic kayak]

there's a horse called TOTALLY EVIL

of course its from florida

[potent trail]

our most famous steeplechase horse was called železník (iron stallion) who won 30 outta 58 races and won the "main" steeplechase race four times (87, 88, 89 and 91, so far the only horse to manage the feat). the funniest race result probably happened in 2024 where it was a tie between godfrey and sexy lord

also shoutout to 1909 where not a single horse crossed the finish line

[novel depot]

Are you talking about the Great Pardubice race?

[potent trail]

mhmm

[velvet pivot]

Part of the problem was that the JRA helped Cygames a lot with licensing, hence why horses who had notable wins in japan or played an important role but didn’t stay in Japan are represented by stand-ins instead

[arctic kayak]

yeah like the french one from the anime, and then they got the rights to use her in the game so they changed her name and design for the game

[velvet pivot]

I feel like eventually we’ll see American horses represented with them having licenses for major US events and probably being able to make inroads and connections in the states

[arctic kayak]

she is broye in the show and montjeu in the game, but it's based on the same horse

same colors and everything

[velvet pivot]

Ngl I imagine the sponsorships at US races were also partially there to establish relationships with owners

https://media.formula1.com/image/upload/f_auto/q_auto/v1766070482/fom-website/2025/Ferrari/GENERAL CROP - 2025-12-18T150741.939.png

[sudden sundial]

Cute Maru

[velvet pivot]

A good example of this are the tiny, almost impossible to see sponsors on F1 cars (near the floor), their real purpose is to allow businesses to network with other businesses and wine and dine people you’re trying to make deals with at a race lol