#Uma Musume
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Won the 2014 February Stakes as 16th favourite. Also won the 2015 edition
272.1 odds in that 2014 race.
Also there is a Wonder Acute offspring called Acute City whose Damsire is Symboli Kris S 
I like flesh fang

By @strangedinolol 
umamusume “low calorie” meal, two servings, for fellow lore addicts
It's already a given with how special week eats
She got the star from bakushin
How do i even get SS rank 😭
Got the 21 stats from fuku as well
Still 2nd best bakushin
It's at 18000 so probably three Ss and two As, or maybe two Ss and three As would also do it?
I only have two, it's not easy. The King Halo has a B but two SS
King Halo also has the boost of running everything, but it's only 20 more stats than Suzuka's Epithets. The real moneymaker is in being able to run both turf and dirt but for me that's only Falco
okay jordan, lets not fuck up this time, you can get that S+ i believe in you
Windy? What's the RB on that and the whole deck?
10 on windy and 70 on whole
(well 68, i need to squeeze some more support points, oops)
lmao the rare card level didn't even see it
siiigh the b in mile just aint doing it for me
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Artist source
https://x.com/rapana_p/status/2021782063305961870
Horse source
https://youtu.be/7At7nWCVC8A?si=VNHZf0-wyrCijEdU ( minute 7:41 )
Suzuka squeezing under the gate because he just wants to run is peak Suzuka
Sure, you already have 10% at 0LB
Then one extra % every level after that. But the 15% is its main appeal, so below that you're picking it for the End Closer skills or for the Guts deck
It's so enjoyable to run a Taiki career
Just easily wins everything even with a B in Dirt
Taiki is wonderful 
I guess it's her, Falco and Condor that I can make run the complete, +340 stats gauntlet
and oguris
And I presume Digitan
But those are the three I have and they all go in my Dirt Team, so my TT roster is kinda looking like "FRIENDSHIP! HARMONY! incredible violence AND LOVE!"
Strongest Miler
I guess you don't need 18000
TT really things this Taiki is worse than what I have due to a simple B in Dirt 
I thought SS rank was 17.5k
Yeah it just so happened all my SSs were 18k
Ah, there it is
Don't have to do anything specific just a lot of careers
Putting Fenomeno on the dignity destroying slide of doom and watching her tumbling down it at Mach 2
I kinda wanna write a fic now
Digitan in her natural habitat
Opera just goes over and plucks her out of the tree lmfao

The Overlord is so powerful she can even break the games punctuation rules
Absolute peak writing
I still want normal TM Opera O, I like her OG design a lot more
Nothing wrong with new years Opera but it’s lacking that princely charm
me too i like the new years but i like the classic better and also i want to unlock every single possible tm opera o dialog because i am weird
Yes, she's on a wheel chair, that future event if I remember right from what I glanced of it, it's virtual/simulated training or something so she's the main programmed/lead and the robo-uma is her avatar
i downloaded uma onto my computer [not to actually play it but just so i could use umaviewer], and i wanted to use all the carats on that account just to see what i would get
and of course... new years opera o
Or maybe it's a Metal Sonic kind of deal and you have to beat the machine
but i deleted it and just replaced it with my main acc data even though im not even gonna play on computer [too laggy]
i did end up getting suzuka and narita brian who i do not have on my main but i was not gonna even try to play uma on my disgusting laggy ass computer so i killed them
but at least i know that the account that lasted for like 10 minutes was blessed with tm opera o's presence
whats umawiever?
ooh
Tama’s alt costume is in a similar situation with me. It’s objectively a really good outfit… I just wish they kept her red ear covers
you can pose them, change facial expressions, etc
Damn, yeah it's just not the same without the red ears
if youve ever seen the gifs of characters doing different characters win animations, thats what its from
The gays
That’s the one thing that bugs me about the alternative outfits. They can be TOO creative
so to help with knee recovery and just generally get into better health ive been using (rented) exercise bike (for twooo whole days now). and i will admit i did exactly as this comic just now https://www.tumblr.com/dollking081/788292568026873856/this-is-a-true-story-it-happened-to-me-just-2-hours-ago
"bakushin would want me to finish 15 kilometers, do it for her"
Bakushin
Bakushin would want you to finish 15 km at top speed, do not do it
good point, i think id break my knees again 
then again perhaps it's worth it for her 
I've been trying a Taiki that starts with A in Dirt but only C in Medium (best I can given my own 9* parents)
So basically it's just banking on gitting a pink Med spark on the first Inspiration, which happens before the first medium race that matters
And if it doesn't I switch to a sprint-mile turf-dirt schedule that is still +290 
Anyway, I've introduced gamba into my gamba game
oh look, its my attempts at bakushin
(i dont have parents for better than C medium)
I thought I had good parents for medium but no, it's just that everyone can raise it by one or two tiers, which still only puts Taiki at D
And I have no parents that give dirt
So I'm borrowing a 6* Med whatever* Dirt parent
Also of note, Taiki still wins fairly reliably with B, only used three clocks in Classic
I usually throw one at Hopeful Stakes but it doesn't really matter whether you win that or not
Nepo baby loves attention
My nepobaby horse can’t be this cute
Seriously idfk how they’re gonna make him into an Uma because his life so far sounds too far fetched lmfao
She's gonna have to fight Golshi at least once
The gamba paid off, but she's only slightly better than the previous one, so maybe not worth it?
Even the umalator says she's about even with the B Dirt from before, less than a length of advantage
I just watched the ZH Shakerock MV and realized that it’s also completely filled with fish puns in mandarin
Except for the one where the translator gave up and kept the English word “Tuna” and the Japanese word “desuna” completely untranslated
Probably because they couldn’t figure out a suitable pun using “Tuna” lmfao
Kind of, she isn't necessarily disabled where she can't walk, but her legs are even worse than ardan's so she doesn't walk
she doesnt know....
that can still be considered disabled, i am like that too where i CAN walk but sometimes will need a wheelchair if i have to walk long distance
I'm the mom
Yea, she's still disabled
Sugar Lights is one of my favorites she's adorable
Intentionally done
One of the things in umamusume where you need a bit of a deeper understanding to know why
Some umas know or are aware they were horses
At the end of the day, i wanna see Ramonu X Ryan
Currenstar
catren and ayabunny
Part 6 of the main story coming on the 26th of march
can't post because it's a twitter link

I pulled Nanashi Mumei (horse) I had saved up for pity but got her in 43 pulls and I have 31k carats left
Now what? there is no umas I want to pull for that aren't alts of umas I oshi until gentildonna comes out in november of next year
now what
do you record every time you pull just in case its a 3 star
I do
i just screenshot
It's great
Apparently
also pesters 
Haru when she sees a sad person
"i detect sad marefriend! this cannot stand"
bakushin going "beep beep" is absolutely hilarious though. lets imitate bourby for maximum chances at having a dance date
when I'm playing on steam, I have steam replay record my last three hours, so yes
"i heard the cry from deep in your heart" bakushin.... bakushin girl........
Not a single thought in that lesbian brain
harold............
what if we were two horse girls and i took a picture of you infodumping about your special interest while the stars reflect in your eyes. what then
what if i, a social influencer wanted to keep a picture of you just for myself. what then
Very shippable, and I get Curren -> AV now
keep trying curren im sure the affection will penetrate ayabe's skull at, some point
But thinking about it, maybe AV is ace? Girl just wants to camp out and look at the stars and all these gay bitches around her won't let her
also delightful
AV's true love was her twin sister
does stuff actually happen with vega's sister or is it fuku situation of untapped storytelling potential
There's no clone or shenanigans. In Uma, AV's sister was real and died very young (I think she was born but I'm not sure now)
IRL, one of the twins was terminated during pregnancy to save the mother and the other twin. Common practice with horses apparently
The TL;DR of AV's career/story is the massive survivor's guilt she carries around

lets hope i pull her someday then, sounds delightful
I need more Fuku stories. She’s such an interesting character.
When you’re blocked…
"boy, i sure wonder what's happening in new star blossom!"
ah.
hm
oh my
oh yoy
oh dear
welp
its uh. all great in Brian land?

Fuckin gay i say
she's totally fine and good and mentally awesome
Out of her life
Oh she's gone
What the fuck is going on in star blossom
hehe
So much shit happened in the 1990s in horse racing

1990s was crazy
There is so many photos of doto with his tongue out 
Worried his teeth are going bad
By eepytosho
The real
What could've been
There is one where they share kisses but idk
well you see, when two sisters love to race each other very very much. so much the younger's whole motivation for racing is to run with her sister so bad she imagines her spectre to chase. and um. and then the sister injures herself to forever retire thus ending any chances of that true race you've spent this entire time chasing. and then you win kikuka sho and break her record and you're triple crown winner but it doesnt matter because she's not there anymore aaand its definitely healthy and good for your psyche and she's doing totally fine
.... laureeeeeeeeeeeeeeel where the fuck are you, you gotta save your unhealthy situationship. lest she jumps off a bridge
Oh it's grief
Something somewhat common but not too common in umamusume
Oh it's Bananahide and Brian
Mistook Brian to be part of the BNW but the Narita in that is Taishin
They do have an upcoming banger story in the game tho
i dont have brian so idk how true this is to her career but something tells me star blossom upped the angst 
uhm
how do i tell them
Omg they're so happy 😭😭😭
i had the saddest interaction 2 days before where a random uma quit the race because she was scared of loosing
LOOK AT SVOL
Unfortunately common in actual horse racing
People say horses were pulled out from a race were Agnes Tachyon raced in
I love love love the NPC Umas
Yeah me too! I wish I could train them
I love the face they make where they're just (,,⩌▲⩌,,)
:3c
I want Traffic Lights and So Dramatic in my team RIGHT NOW
By Twovust from Twxtter and Reddit
One Inch Of Love is a welcome member to the Love family
And she's gonna be a character that seems like a tsundere but genuinely has only an inch of love for you
And at the end of a career win she jokingly calls herself "One Kilometer of Love"
Confusion hit herself in her confusion
That
is so cute!!!
Who won
No Who's on third
Did Mini Baillonii win
shoutout to that one time bronze chouchou pulled a miracle
Silver chouchou
Demolished Rudolf
A neck is not demolished but it's a rare W regardless
4L from bourbon btw
She also beat Prez probably at the Last spurt or she made distance but Prez was simply too slow or started her spurt late
For now, let's congratulate our girly BRONZE CHOUCHOU
fair, got a bit too exited for bringi 
i've never gotten that far
hmmm
All on competetive spirit or fast paced..
NPC Umas deserve the love too
its not fukus lucky day it seems
Wow that's such a bad placement for a main uma
another bakushin win! "book banning bad, fictional depiction of problematic issues doesnt mean its endorsement and can be a very useful learning tool". absolutely based as the kids would say
....and, also maybe "satanism is cool" 
Based Bakushin
I need them
very round. ...im not versed well in real horses, who is who?
Gold ship is the one with 'Gold Ship' on his hood
Haru is the one with the pink one
You can guess who's who with the katakana
Haru Urara
Almond Eye Gold Ship
Stay Gold
Special Week Air Groove
formatted incrorectly

playin a new game where if i boot up uma thru pc, i get to guess which character says the title. sometimes its easy like taiki, sometimes its thinking "uuuuh, vodka?" when its rudolf
i keep imagining vodka more cool than she is 
Kozo Hoshino from Initial D meets Sakura Bakushin O from Umamusume
Both: doriya
"its called winning"
Baby got hit with the "skill issue"
someone get her a payrise in babysitting
should i. report for assault? 
The simpbiote is at it again
Ugh, MANT is so miserable for build a horse dedicated to Long
There's almost no turns where you can do a Long race with a rival because most of the Long graded races are competing with other races that give epithets
Me trying to get Opera O to not flop and die in MANT
I just don't have any good Mile spark umas
Same, best I can do myself is raise Mile twice, which does nothing for someone like Cafe
Status - immense gains. Rise in heart rate identified. Slight signs of elation.

Gayhono Bourbon
She's fine in the snow tho

Unintentional or intentional euthanasia reference?
Would've changed things if during that run of the Tenno Sho it was raining
I need to train King Halo to be my 3rd sprinter
We all find ourselves in that position sooner or later
Sprinter King is free and easy tho
lmao on opera
...creek, why are you entering a mile. special week, that's just embarrassing
Spe is always embarrassing herself
That's accurate early spe-chan
Her and TM Opera O placed 15th and 14th once i think
TM Opera O was focused on special week the entire race so they both ended last lol
Oh not 15th and 4th!
7th and 8th at the Tokyo Daishote i think
TM Opera O season 1 pretty derby failed to aura farm 🥀
Considering that Pisupisu Golshi has established that there’s a Uma multiverse this is entirely possible in canon
Original source: https://x.com/i/status/2036805751327654060
TL by me
Woah fem trainer lesgo
YAY!!!
ah man i failed my goals on Formula R, i feel embarrased saying this but i am fairly new so im not too suprised
i seriously dont understand how to build a decent uma
whats this a refrence to?
She says it if you select her when starting a career
And also the way her VA pronounces things
ah okay,
Yes, the only voice she's putting up is a bit higher pitch but they have the same speaking style
i see i see. thanks for the insight!
dont kick me lol
She meets the nosebleed god and gets +5 to all stats and a mood up 
i mean... should i?
dont know how to do that
and i dont have b+ umas...
With time you'll get good
eventually! and hopefully this career i ace
the guest one I have makes it completley unbalanced
63 power is good
yeah it's umazing but im just trying to consider the training factors thats all
other option is just beef her up
ight we ball with it
i just follow random people that have good cards and use their veterans
i had a run the other day where i got over 100 stamina from gold inspiration
Oh goodness…
Yeah I uh don’t think I can, I tried doing it but I couldn’t find the little icon of the racers so…
You need to follow people to use their veteran umamusume
The umamusume server has good players with amazing 9* horsies
I know haha, I just can’t somehow access the tab to find other players!
It’s a bit frustrating
Yeah I’m on desktop, a shame it doesn’t work with widescreen monitors
As in it doesn’t fill the screen haha
Can’t umamax
You don’t see these options on the main menu screen?
Friends is highlighted because that’s where the game will recommend other player profiles to follow and borrow their umas/cards
I got a major league Ayabe SR for the latest scenario and a 9* speed Hishiama
unfortunately no white skills though

i use uma.moe database to grab other ppls parents
オマエら!
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Ah I see, sorry
sometime i miss details, thankyou for pointing it out to me
Ever since I started running my B aptitudes as a front runner no matter what horse it is, I'm using much fewer clocks
It's so nice to hit that clutch, final aptitude on the first inspiration tho 
A strat from the times when starting out and we had no busted inheritance sparks or supports. You couldn’t rely on your horsepower to get you past the pack to the front in time, so it was safest to just do front runner until you built up your stats a bit.
Yeah feels so bad to use that trick again
I used to do it for the entire classic year. Then just the half year, then up to the Satsuki Sho, then just junior year, and now not at all.
If it’s working out for you though, I’ll have to try it again!
Also, like, I get it if it's surface and the debuff is accelaration, but when it's distance why the hell is FR so reliable when the stamina is the same and FR ask for more
When you're blocked you're blocked, I guess
My only concern with the strat is that you may end up getting useless skill hints for front runner if you do rival races, but I guess the risk is just the price of the insurance
I'm training horses for Long, I'm not getting shit from Rivals either way
But I switch it back to correct style for appropriate distance, so it's definitely annoying
Happy birthday thong tanline
@param_blue
We need more tanned and black horses
More yes
Black as in USA NPC Umas black
More more more
I wonder if the reason they don't do black main characters is visibility of details and such
By aniver_sario
Typa girl that leaves every uma that passes her blushing from her sheer beauty
Also those npc stats are insane lmaoo
Also happy birthday to sirius symboli, loves only you and hishi amazon 
shoutout to my tall as fuck always cold very bored friend Snow In Hazard
Too many hores in love
With whom? Each other ofcourse
I need to do that too
I need to reach the threshold
I need to validate the 30k carats I spent pulling for her card
By @giragira_egao 
Admire Terra will be running in the Tenno Sho Spring with Yutaka Take
Yutaka Take throws off Admire Terra and wins the race by himself (?)
Legends say Take can run 70km/h
MLB
Marvelous is also highly useable, at least right now, every deck wants two
and one has to be yours
But Windy is maybe more reliable long-term, not sure
Also 
is a good choice for MANT
That one's 2LB tho
Better max out either of Marv and Windy, both can be used in MANT
Yeah I’m prolly just gonna MLB windy, I’m taking my 0LB SSR Fuku into MANT and borrowing Kitasan anyways
This is my deck rn
What's the RB on that deck?
Somehow not the shortest https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1s3zze7/taishins_not_the_shortest_in_the_group_by/
Dad is a short king
Source: https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/109095165
TS+TL by me
P/S: Please do not repost my translation without credit

What in the world
Dere Brian and tsun Nishino Flower
An "ehehe" from Brian would kill someone
Some gaps can be lethal
Both are criminals
One for being too cute and the other being an outright delinquent
Some people, trainers and umas would legit die if Nishino Flower looked at them in anger, or disappointment
Same with Haru
That one short comic where Haru calls you disgusting and cringe when you call her daughter
One would implode
To shreds you say
Comically shatters into a million pieces
(Nishino was adviced by Helios (pro rizzgod) to act cold towards Seiun Sky)
What a run
Sprint King
By @Bearloaff cute sirius
What a run
Sad I couldn’t max out that speed because I got hit with multiple skin outbreaks
Now I just need to get to S rank somehow
7th fav
I bet she likes to zipline
My Oguri went from losing every other race to just gapping everything the moment I got her third stamina skill lol

RUDOLF SHOES AT LAAAAAAAAAAAAST

Yooo daily legend
Gonna run a 4
2
deck with 
They said it couldn't be done
Chiyono is such a puppy 

Granny and her dog
Big zoom
Thank god Rice Shower is easy to train. I need a respite from how much MANT hates Cafe
New deck for Pace Chasers for 63% RB
tryin to decide if its better to get 0lb of card i dont have access to at all (maybe like. falcon power i guess? for groundwork), or to use the ticket for. 3lb tokai teio? hmm. i guess she's not like, terrible? for this scenario, rb 5 at lv45, and gives rushing gale
Gonna get super creek with the selector ticket. I don't have her yet. Also i have more lucky getting the gold skill from her compared to 
.
That fine motion card has a chance to give you "prepared to pass" instead of "speed star"
Also fine motion is less needed when i run bakushin
eeeeh. dont think id be using teio at 3lb given thats comparable to kita and professor is well, professor, but its not like im using any 0lb ssrs. teio it is
Do you have Air Groove's SR
? It can give Groundwork too
As a hint not as an event, but it's not like an event would be guaranteed
Note: The Team Sirius
card will be banned from decks for the Unity Cup scenario
?
i do have air groove mlb, its just falco is more reliable given groundwork is first event n also has the early positional gold chance at third, which feeds well into groundwork
but like, eeh. would i realistically ever use her 0lb, no. no i dont think so. thats a borrow slot 
Apparently the recreation with the 6 umas doesn't work with the unity cup scenario
Oh, UC
Also rice shower is scenario linked in UC and she is in the team sirius card
Saved by the climax store
Game trying to scare me to death
Dang
TT has gotten crazy
Can someon give me 
hate being stuck under 50% race bonus for sprinters 
By @camel_mal

yea sure, id 156936129448
but isnt ut better to borrow finemo or nattie?
oh ye, or look for someone with curren wit, unless its specifically curren you're training
Ssr natie?
FINALLY S RANK
Irish pwincess
I wish I had gotten more recovery skills but I built her as a miler lmfao
I have plenty of umas that could do medium and long but not geared for TT mile
Guess this shows the power of sparks and not having to put all of your sparks towards mile lmfao
Also I didn’t even intend on getting her epithet lmfao
I’m thinking of buying the support card selector and using it and the free selector to 3LB SSR Fine
Tbf I don’t really borrow that often because I’m still kinda broke from having to upgrade a bunch of cards
I forgot money exists...
i was too busy with team trials to train for cm, but now that i hit S4 i think itll be more slow going so, ill dedicate a few tries to it. starting with v.bourby, lets see how this 60RB deck goes
gonna be v.bourby front, chrimguri pace and taishin end
Not using the Baku
?
I guess it do be 3200 heavy rain
Definitely need two
or SSR
and
to hit 1000, but I think hitting 1000
with just NTR is doable if you want to switch Windy for skills or more 

i need all the stam here, the parents are busy raising all aptitudes to A
Oof
its not like, tragic but its not exactly 2x9* stamina, yaknow? 
Her long and mile are B? She doesn't need that much then?
i could consider dropping sprint aptitude and use that for stamina. the borrow parent is locked to some kita due to her unique, but i could use my parent to do the a in mil and long and kita could be databased for 9* sta if there is one yet. we'll see how hard my time with stamina raising is
You can take a 9*
4*
from me
Yeah I mean the extra epithets from Sprint are gonna be 30 or 40 stats? A 9* parent is worth at least 100 in the stat of your choice
And Mile-Long is still, like, top of the line for epithets
hmm, yea turns out theres a 100 affinity 9* sta 4* lon kita who also has ny opera grandparent on database, so ill def switch to that after this run
Oh yeah, the Kitas are new
her unique is "required" for fronts on this cm, since there arent good corners for angling and scheming/shooting for victory/red shift
No FR longers for me 
I refuse to touch the orange brat
I wonder if she's any better in MANT with all the disabled events...
fair enuff, 3 ends should be quite good here btw
i dont trust her
Is wasshoi the festival chant Kitasan and Machitan say since you're carrying something? I saw old footage of people carrying some carriage chanting Wasshoi
Soore sore sore omatsuri da
Yeah "Wasshoi" is just an age-long chant or mantra that's for festivals, it's like a Buddhist chant the origin and meaning is just lost to time, it's simple the thing you say in that situation
Can't think of an English equivalent
no 
some words are just like that
another one is you're supposed to say "tamaya" when fireworks go off
Or how "moshi moshi" is only for answering the phone and means nothing, it's just from an old wives' tale about how you gotta say that to ward off evil when answering the phone since it could be an evil spirit
i mean, not restricted to japanese naturally
In a land of 1000 yokais and gods and spirits, tamaya and washoi were probably born the same
ya got the bless yous n the like
True
But at least "bless" and "you" mean something individually, and you could use the phrase in a religious ceremony or something
hmm, is touching a button when you see a chimney sweeper for luck a czech thing or more international, ill have to look that up
First of all how often do you see chimney sweepers and is it because you've been living in the 1850s this whole time
I've never heard that one
Second of all: yeah I never heard that one before
but I've also never seen a chimney sweep outside of Mary Poppins
turns out its mostly a central europe thing
the luck superstitions I'm familiar with are mostly bad ones (breaking mirrors, walking under ladders, a black cat "crossing your path" but in the UK that's good luck) and number ones (we like 7 and dislike 13, China/Japan dislikes 4)
We're talking about superstitions?
i guess, not too often but also not like, never
My dad yells when there's a earthquake as it is something they do where they grew up, i still don't know why
Not yell in fear, just yell or something
i mean they're pretty distinct, usually ppl dont dress all black except for white hat
Bringi we know you time travel
I don't know any other things like this, though.
By @zo3mie
Glasses are super versatile 
I wonder how intimate is tail tangling in each other between umas
Neicha's SSR card seems to have most of her meme faces
Also has the one where she shrugs and has that -_- face
(All of the mare cute)
That one is not from the SSR. It's her regular event available for all Nice Nature cards.
Right there's shared events like trainees
Half of a Ballroom pair with North Flight
I keep looking at Baku with rizz feeling "what the hell am I looking at"
For real, like man
I was like
"new sakura??" then i look at that haircut
She can't be this hot
Straight up ILLEGAL
Ikemen bakushin
Tskr 🙏🙏🙏
I don't think i can survive if she does The Voice
Apparently the BakuFuu shipping is due to a one-time conversation that didn't turn into anything, so it's like Suzuka x Air Groove
But Cygames is the number 1 horse shipper
Sasuga cygames giving us ships
also north flight is the queen of the mile while bakushin is the king of the sprint

both never beaten the other in their best distance
peak of all peaks. no notes. suit bakushin is incredible. of course its with north flight
they are pretty together 
2024 Yasuda Kinen
i know once this (or maybe next?) "arc" of star blossom is over its doing the mile championship/sprinter stakes but im purposely holding off until translation. but rest assured i will be exceedingly unhinged. ready to learn aaaaaaaaaaall about this ship
fun fact: north flight makes the clothes for aston machan's dolls 
Potentials for Umamusume will now go to Level 7
In JP?
will be the first one to get it
what if we weve short distance masters but our kids were named the same and both won tenno sho, what then
Gay gay gay supergay
I'm a big fan of these personality swaps
Chuni Curren and cutesy Gimlet are both criminal
(Vodka and Digitan both found dead in a ditch after this)
shoutout to that one canon body swap between jordan and bakushin. great event all around
also given their nicknames were king of sprint and queen of mile its like
emperor and empress situation
Makes sense yeah
Gay
Incredibly gay
TSKR
Blessed with Bakushin suit
The girl who sold the world right there
their little matching capes are just so so good
o btw, may she get many cakes
Anythign and everything for the fatty (affectionate) https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1s4uojh/happy_birthday_to_ya_ogurin/
Not even enough for her
It's just the starter
Fuck.. That stack of takoyaki is superb
I can easily eat that whole stack
Same for the box of mini spring rolls, either or
The rest are too much for me
The cake of hamburg steak is insane. The curry, give me two bowls
Oh yea takoyaki pyramid easily consumed
Actually maybe half, i bought 8 pieces once and couldn't finish it (???)
I wanna taste the food the umas cook
Gay..
Finally, MLB Vega
Did she actually have a sister irl or was it two in one pregnancy
Oh i see
So if they kept the other it would've endangered the Mare and Vega's life

Who else has a sister that passed and the uma can't seem to move on from it
No idea, I remember reading about another case like Vega but now I don't remember who it was, if it was even an uma. Horse twin chance seems to be 1 in 10000, so there should be other cases in JPN history
Adapted to uma, maybe one other?
Fuku is not a twin, she's named after a previous older horse that passed away
Only a couple years older than her
So shiaroki is the "departed sister"?
I know she's the god she praises but
Reading up on it, Matikanefukukitaru 1 isn't her sister
I think?
Might be tho, that one was euthanized early on its life iirc
Seems like he didn't even debut
What is
There we go
9 pages

how could you deny this smile?
Best rabbit
the new bakushin alt is crazy
she looks like a whole different person with her hair down like that
i love when she does this
Can't wait to pull for her in 5 years
Can't wait for ult reveal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLb0Z7Urnx0 to borrow the language of my neighbors, oh mein gott zat ist gae
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カレンブーケドールの願いがテーマと...
whats this, revue starlight?
gee boi holy
i cant believe she fucking sweeps her off her feet

ELEGANTO~
They're just outright making them gay now
Also is this a new concert?
Soundtrack sounds like a prototype
They've meticulously trained for this, spent hours dancing together
thats rearranged instict speed
hi i know exactly three uma songs and its make debut, bakuhin shin and instict speed
Go with the Flow procced
Which one is umapyoi? Is it make debut?
I know Umpayoi, Bakushin, Chiyono's song and the Matsuri one
instinctive speed i immediately failed lmao
Umapyoi Densetsu is different from Make Debut
Maybe I do know Make Debut but I'd have to hear it
There's also Legend U
Doesn't come to global in a bit tho, but it's what they use for gl ads
season 1 opening of pretty derby anime
FANFAAAAREEEE
I know the L'Arc song, Food song, Speed power stamina, Meni Shuki Russhu, Rice shower solo song, suzuka tachyon duet, still in love's character song and tracen ondo
Forever gold too
I see, that's gotta be in the game too I just haven't heard it in a while
I love the fanfare in these songs
I think it's the instrumental in the start
Wait that's legend U
In the main menu? Yeah makes sense
The start menu
The soundtrack that plays if the jukebox is off is a chiller version of Umapyoi Legend/Densetsu
I didn't like Make Debut as much but i like the fanfare they do
Okay, I'm listening to it now. Yeah, Make Debut is decent, maybe 6 or 7 out of 10, but it is iconic. It deserves to represent Uma
its just an insane earworm for me. unhibited in the middle of work my brain starts humming "hibikeee fanfaareee, nananana na made-" (you can see i loose the lyrics early lmao)
Love the light concert band vibe to it, makes me thinkg of Euphonium
Umapyoi is Umapyoi, that's the Song. Then Bakushin and Chiyono being 
And Tracen Ondo is just spectacular music, 10/10
Make Debut is the song they sing as an interview thing
Make Debut and a character song iirc
Saa minna hajimaruyo!
One two san hai
umaumaumaumaumauma
It starts different in some renditions i wonder if I'm missing something
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Ah this is it
All side chicks are in this
Going back to fanfare, L'arc has the best race music and fanfare ever
https://youtu.be/hOlqeiHKtLg
Who let sounds of earth cook 🙏
i read star blossom so i know laurel be kinda flirting 24/7 but gods they really stick her in a flirty pose as the representation of her character and it always gets me
"how do we show this horses flirt game is thru the roof"
"ooooooh yea sassy ass finger thatll do it"
she knows all your secrets and uses them exclusively to say most unhinged shit ever always
This girl has game and no one suspects it
she really does, star blossom is actually a harem manga
Who does she even flirt with, i know her through you
I think star blossom there exists a fem trainer so could be her, that's my assumption
I like fxf but i can't deny that some of these girls are atleast Bi or Pan
brian even when they literally didnt interact directly yet. tsubaki, her trainer lady, constantly. snow in hazard. yoshiho prevail. sugar chan, her 3rd debut race rival, actually lets go thru the manga yet again and pick my favorite laurel flirts
one second
this is the first closeup panel on laurel. she hasnt even stated her fucking name yet
Yea she's gay
Declaring her rivalry is like declaring her love
Umamusume courting might actually be different than human courting
hi. this is tsubaki scouting her. a totally usual scouting offer
thats how scouting offers are done. by holding hands
"we" and "together"
Yea the guy from pretty derby does that actually
I like him but he's a weirdo and it's frustrating people pair him with suzuka, pair him with the buff trainer
"this is an infirmary, can you take this outside please"
this is chapter 1. for context
Did laurel actually participate in l'arc or any longchamp races
oh yes, almost got euthanized there by accident
fun stuff, that
:3
Truly the L'arc is no joke
The l'arc makes the arima kinen look like a G3
-for Japanese horses
Having won never 
Next year surely
El was so close though like the closest iirc
There's no chance in hell but if Evayan could compete in and win the L'arc, she would truly be Jane Umamusume
A nose? Orfevre was a neck i think
I think Evayan is too old now
Yeah also idk if Evayan runs turf?
Seems like the only way for these Japanese horses to win is to be young
hi. this is chapter 2
She's a dirt horse
laurelbrian situationship is too overpowering but these two are the only trainerxuma i support 
She might have D aptitude or F
She really is gay without a doubt
they are just very touchy all the time
Evayan desire being one of the best can't run in longchamp until they put in the effort to Train her for turf
They look like a couple talking 💔
Who talks to their roommate/best friend holding both their hands and looking them in their eyes
Without being gay
Yea i think Evayan is F on dirt, no turf race ever
Yeah I knew she was a dirt horse for obvious reasons but I didn't know anything else
Huh???
okay i think the stuff with tsubaki and laurel is clear by now but i feel like i must share their wedding wows
They're married now?? Will they ever stop this gay
in the fucking hospital 
This is like the first 2 turns after debut lmfao I didn’t even have a race
We all know between umas and their homo partner it produces offspring, spawns it right infront of them
Least excited Kitasan
Is this MLB Kita?
These are umas, they’re all gay
Yep
That do be her
Actually true
Even at 0LB I've always had Kitasan at rainbow by the end of junior debut and rainbow speed only a few turns after it
Last career I had I reached Debut Race I go to my Skills to see what I can grab and Swinging Maestro was there already
I've never been more shocked
Didn't even notice Freak's three events triggering
Support umas literally give you rainbow trainings for your uma trainee 
omg it's just your 6 roommates
Don't read too much into it
True
They were roommates
See: Scarlet and Vodka
Definitely just rivals. Never mind the fact that they eat together, go to the same places together, joined the same team and canonically cannot spend more than a single day apart
I'd be surprised if they didn't bath together
They're the entire reason why the dorms don't have one bed
Headcanon
Spiritual poly
Also on the topic of them
In their wedding cards
Vodka is facing left, Scarlet is facing right
oml Machan is roomies with Northern Lights. It all comes full circle
Then Machan is facing front
Machan sandwich
Their cards are connected too
She deserves it
so tsubaki is firmly established. there could be things said about sugar nation, the debut rival, but lets move to the next harem member, snow in hazard. im leaving out the race which is the gayest part
Vodka is outside, Scarlet is in the Aisle and Machan is at the Altar
"lets date i mean, race"
She had to think about it
Fuu-chan is gonna spend all her time with the Sakuras, so Vodka and Daiwa can come over any time
What if she thought "race" then said "date" instead
omg
I just looked at Snow in Hazard and thought "What's Descaras doing now"
The entire thing where she's struggling to tell her feels like a confession
"I want to get to know you so let's race!!"
not quite, snow is too busy being adopted by hishi
Fair
That's why she's a dormitory lead
Hishi is more mom-coded than Creek
Creek is mommy in the weird way, Hishi is "mom at homethe academy" for half the umas in her dorm
And then there's Fuji leading the other dorm...
Nah creek is oka-san through and through
People just make her weird
Her family runs a daycare iirc
And she has a daycare, too
I like how Tama is basically just babysitting Oguri half of the time
I mean, they're married, so..
MANT: I got too greedy and now I'm in summer camp with full energy and Awful mood 
Creek has pure intentions, she would love to talk to Fenomeno
Who runs a daycare boot camp irl
Training is still like 40 stat points with rainbow, but alas
Oguri is just high functioning (?) autistic and I love her so much
now, whos on next? ah yes, why not yoshino prevail
even OC umas arent safe from laurel flirt
SHARK TEETH MY BELOVED
OC umas exist to glaze the protagonist. Look at Cingray
That's a face with yabai intentions
Proof that Cygames has self-retraint, when the horse is real they respect who the horse should be paired with, who they interacted with, stud and dam history, stuff like that
So that's where Bakushin got her current rizz from
Made up horse? Of course she's in love with the MC
bakushin would have rizz more often if laurel wasnt fucking hogging all of it all the fucking time
I wonder if the reason why they flirt with us is because horses get really close with their caretakers
Or we are umamusume afterall
Ship them immediately, no questions asked
chiyo has the claim on all of sakura braincells, laurel on all of sakura rizz
Or 3 girls has Riko all to themselves
bakushin had to grab speed
Yeah, truth is outside of really bad cases like Halo, you never hear about a horse disliking their groomer or caretaker, and a lot of stories about how they're their number 1 person more than the owner or jockey or anyone
Gold Ship and his only favorite person, his groomer
There's of course the aspect of self-insert, but it's at least understandable that a trainee and a trainer have a strong bond, which to be fair also translates when the trainer is not you
I.e. Riko or Aoi or the anime trainers
It doesn't interfere with yuri pairings too because every new trainee you're not the same person or even in the same universe as your last career
Also it's a gacha game so they add self inserts
Without that, would it attract whales?
One of the glaring umas that like you is Mayano and Curren but i feel they're either bi or pan
Ig Mayano is just obsessed with puppy love and Curren is like that with everyone she likes
then theres the derby girlfriends
this is insane of her, honestly
PDA
I cannot believe they gave Bakushin sleeves (and rizz)
I hesitantly accepted that change
i know you got praise kink, yoshino
Overwhelming power
Would she die if Laurel was to call her a good girl
To shreds you say
she´d punch a hole thru concrete wall and then explode
Was it chitose the fictional sakura
nah, yoshino is, chitose is in fact real girl horse
I find it funny how IRL Scarlet had Bakushin’s personality. Run fast, no thoughts
or well, yoshino prevail may have some base from sakura eiko o, possibly
Renamed to Sakura Yoshino O after marriage
To clarify, they aren't sisters or anything, right?
also this has nothin to do with the current harem collection, i just find this marvelous reveal so fucking funny
Not Yoshino, the sakuras in general
Must be Sunday
Bakushin now has two brain cells and they’re desperately trying to outrun each other
that’s still a 100% increase from what she had
omg it's Nishino Flower
oh yes, adventures in babysitting
That's their children
The current MANT run I'm in is so weird. I keep getting new items on the shop after almost every race (thanks rivals?), so much stuff I want to buy and not enough currency, it's the first time I'm constantly at 0 or 5 or below the ability to buy anything and always something in the shop waiting for me.
Reminds me of that fic where the umas are discussing in the canteen how they would handle marriage since Japan requires that couples share the same last name, and Umas typically want to keep their names due to divine inspiration and all that
Inari One states that she would never marry in that case, she’ll always be Inari One.
Inarin Two
Oguri mentions that “Tamamo Cap” would sound good. Much to Tamamo’s dismay.
I remember inari as the girl that fights tamamo
Dismay or embarrassment her girlfriend spilled their secret
Both
bringi have you seen the events of Chiyo's card?
I just hit the last one and the choice made me pause so I figure I could screencap it
and well then Brians Big Sad No Fun Emotional Devastation arc started so thats kinda it in laurel flirt department
other than the constant undercurrent of "brian-chan this, brian-chan that". they still havent spoken face to face btw
the weirdest situationship of all time
i havent seen a single one :c yet
So Laurel is put up with her don't-knowfriend
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Here’s the fic I was talking about
Radical mom
but gods it compliments chiyo´s career so well its actually unhinged
Damn, these horses are gay
ill never get over chiyo career´s portrayal of maruzen
Good for them, good for them.
Drops the brazen teen act for her daughter
By kik1, gyaruzensky
Need me uma with droopy eyeliner makeup
I'm trying this deck right now for Rice (68%, Pace chaser, for upcoming CM) and it's going pretty well, it's worth a try and you get the card's events
Chiyo's card is 15% RB which is just fantastic
I'm genuinely happy Chiyo's card is viable, and her golden skill sounds really good
Are you asking about the tanned, too-much-make-up type?
Because Helios and Tosen Jordan are gyarus
Delinquent-feel, not dressing properly
I think Palmer might be due to influence from Helios and/or trying to get closer to her
I don't know a lot about Palmer
Palmer loves Helios and Helios loves Ruby
I haven't seen a disheveled uniform no
Need some of that
Their training outfits already have variations
Oh god I forgot Nord
If only she was real
Norn
They didn't want to insult real horses
Also that's why she's freely gay
Yup, Gal
I think Almond LightEye is gyaru esque
Very sparkle overall. Here's her casual outfit
She feels like a princess














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