Windy gets put in place for being a naughty puppy
#Uma Musume
runic whale
velvet pivot
Festa without her beanie still looks amazing what the heck
I cannot overstate how much I love her design
Like I said I’m gonna be so broke when she releases in global
Rn I’m saving my carats for Mambo (with my shit luck I’m half expecting to not be able to 3 star her without draining my entire statue supply even with the anniversary pulls) and then that gives me a few months for Festa
ruby mirage
Who should i use my ssr crystal on 
pine geode
Bakushin O could be good. She's a great speed SSR. MLB El could also be good, she's a great power SSR. Don't take my thoughts as binding tho.
Also, thank you for the reminder that you can favorite support cards
I need to do that so I don't spend 30 seconds looking whenever I need to change one out from my deck
runic whale
ruby mirage
pine geode
Holy heck
Somebody made a tool that pre-screens messages based on Umamusume's filters so it tells you what'll get prevented from being written in-game
My club is just my friends and I so we do all our talking on discord, but sometimes I like to send random messages in the club chat and this helps a ton
Also with race messages
runic whale
an use
runic whale
They did account for it
winning against your rival in umamusume is placing 1st
Anything below 1st is, well, a loss
ruby mirage
Rudoguri by @yobaek_da
arctic kayak
They did account for it
no its the fact she said she failed to deafeat "either of her rivals", which were rice shower and mcqueen, and yet she beat mcqueen
anyway how do i unlock these? or are they not in the game yet?
i know grow up shine but what is hoppity sunny days
oh its the umayon theme [possibly]???
potent trail
Who should i use my ssr crystal on <:FineThink:858023175812415518>
if ya havent used it yet, definitely el power. crystal uncapping it only really worth it for lb3/mlb due to scaling. if you're saving for pulling on ntr, id also wait on that first, in case you'll need to uncap her
(that's what im doing at least, if rng is especially nice ill give it to mlb freak, but its probably gonna be ntr)
potent trail
i wish camp trainings always went something along this vein
rainbows on each camp turn in classic? less likely than ud think
runic whale
no its the fact she said she failed to deafeat "either of her rivals", which wer...
Yea that exactly
They don't count it as a win against your rivals if you didn't prevail the entire race
plays goo goo babies on 
runic whale
What's up with girls at mom age babying tamamo cross specifically
runic whale
Mejiro ramonu's turn to coddle tama
ruby mirage
😭
runic whale
Kansai is just gen z slang???
arctic kayak
this is especially funny if youre me and imagine tama with the voice of a middle aged woman from new york
arctic kayak
Am I reading into this too much, or is this hinting that her friend is hinting-
i got that dialog last night and i thought the same thing lmao
my brain is too yuri pilled i see literally anything as gay
arctic kayak
chiyono probably
ruby mirage
chiyono probably
arctic kayak
does she race with the puppet
ruby mirage
Her hands are both free in the pre-race screen
She actually looks for the puppet a bit in the pre-race screen but she doesn't have it
arctic kayak
nooo her emotional support puppet
velvet pivot
Aaaaa
sudden sundial
Only 70?
Anyway I'd go for it
Every time
This is the kinda gamba that makes the difference between your new 1st and just another nth, it's just what the game is
sudden sundial
The Run
velvet pivot
Supreme Bakushin of Japan
sudden sundial
The look of an uma about to lose it
runic whale
Are they really this gay
ruby mirage
Are they really this gay
Yes
ruby mirage
By @lunaticmonster
ruby mirage
runic whale
Does Kawakami make you bark
ruby mirage
Does Kawakami make you bark
You have to 
runic whale
She's gonna have to force me
runic whale
Fight me kusohime I'll punt kawakaki prince ss to the sun
ruby mirage
Fight me kusohime I'll punt kawakaki prince ss to the sun
Isn't she the only uma that actually uses her uma force
Like most umas understandably hold back. Not kawakami princess though
ruby mirage
<:kawakami_princess:1415190928531918919>
If you pick the second option, she will literally send you above the tracen academy building
runic whale
Like most umas understandably hold back. Not kawakami princess though
She can fight me
I can take her on
She doesn't hold back because she has to
She doesn't hold back because she doesn't know how to
ruby mirage
I can take her on
Good luck 
ruby mirage
By @youngyangtang pokefuji
sudden sundial
By @youngyangtang pokefuji
ruby mirage
Pokefuji is cute though 
runic whale
By @youngyangtang pokefuji
Why not on her shoulders
sudden sundial
runic whale
daugtr
ruby mirage
Also happy birthday to Fusaichi Pandora
By @prkndisk091 
ruby mirage
And last but not least, happy birthday hishi akebono 
By @shira1227kagi
runic whale
Buonooooo
ruby mirage
She got the biggest heart
May 2nd will be an interesting triple birthday. Special Week (pretty derby 
), Still in Love 
and Tokino Minoru Tazuna Hayakawa
ruby mirage
Oh wait is 2nd of may
Misread the calendar
3rd of may actually has these 4
March 10th will have the most uma birthdays at 7 umas
ruby mirage
https://youtu.be/Biv_xG9BdUY irl princess
sudden sundial
Immediately tries to hedbutt you
pine geode
sudden sundial
Tachyon attempting a courting dance on her wife
velvet pivot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MIQc02ZKts
I’m shocked Tachyon didn’t explode this time
sudden sundial
Ah yes, the UC special: 5 bullseyes, one race won
sudden sundial
Smol wife, easy to carry
velvet pivot
I’m ngl I thought those thighs were something else for a sec
Selected the wrong El. Amazon got blocked anyways lol
arctic kayak
happy birthday haru urara <3
ruby mirage
By @Osakana_01417
runic whale
By francisco mon
Haru Urara is also the last of her bloodline, She never had a filly
by Rika Kiyoshi
ruby mirage
arctic kayak
one day ill stop hating my art style....
pretty opera o
sudden sundial
buaaa
ruby mirage
By @WTM666WW "meow"
runic whale
Only happens for Vodka because the real horse Red Desire really loved Vodka
I wanna make a joke about this race's name involving Vodka and Red Desire but it's taste bad taste
ruby mirage
Only happens for Vodka because the real horse Red Desire really loved Vodka
Vodka got 4 wives 
runic whale
Pretty ironic tbh
Scarlet is the prettier of the rivals but the umas just love a tomboy
blissful spade
the vodka harem
sudden sundial
potent trail
hold the phone...... no one told me she has a bnuyy........
blissful spade
sudden sundial
https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-uma-im-no-ears-im-all-ears-horse-gif-430825242...
novel depot
hold the phone...... no one told me she has a bnuyy........
Watch her character story.
Some of the home screen dialog unlocks after reaching certain affection level, which seems to reference the stories that you unlock alongside it. Though it doesn't seem to check whether you have already watched it.
blissful spade
what a unique detail
potent trail
Watch her character story.
i have? i dont recall any bunny mentioned
runic whale
Top 10 gay
novel depot
i have? i dont recall any bunny mentioned
episode 6
sudden sundial
Evayan's outfit really suits her, but maybe all gals can exchange outfits
They're all trendy
runic whale
All gyaru gals
arctic kayak
gold city is underrated
runic whale
Yes
That's why i actually felt bad for her, for coming out in between releases of more popular characters
Which just means no one will roll for her to save carats for the other characters
velvet pivot
By @WTM666WW "meow"
Did you know that the Tamas at the track are free, you can just pick her up and take her home
runic whale
Oguri is gonna find you for that, so don't take Tamamo
runic whale
Love her day 0
sudden sundial
Perfectly summarised
ruby mirage
By @UkichanUki
runic whale
Merry kris s
Today with neo
Let's identify a cruise ship that appears in an uma's ult animation
It's similar to Diamond Princess
ruby mirage
runic whale
This feels like one of those old animes that rely on heavy subtext instead of saying it outright
sudden sundial
The Overlord is calling
runic whale
Doto is answering the call
If it's their time it's their time but Haru set on stone for me that I'd just cry whenever one of them dies
runic whale
Moments before disaster
potent trail
average momruzen moment
runic whale
This might be the most obvious parent uma to uma relationship in the game to date
Close second is rudolf teio
sudden sundial
ruby mirage
This might be the most obvious parent uma to uma relationship in the game to dat...
I feel the least obivous is 
& 
They barely have any interactions with each other
runic whale
My sister is my own mother
pine geode
I feel the least obivous is <:mejiro_ryan:1329394996364967956> & <:mejiro_dober:...
woah, yeah
I never made the connection
runic whale
Probably because they established they're like sisters
pine geode
I just assumed they were siblings-cousins-half-siblings or similar
runic whale
And not that type of family
Did you know? Mejiro Ramonu and Mejiro Ryan had a foal together
sudden sundial
Sepeaking of granny: looking cute https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1rg4mtd/dobers_younger_day_portrait/
ruby mirage
Did you know? Mejiro Ramonu and Mejiro Ryan had a foal together
Speaking of Ramonu, here is gyaru ramonu by @matudayazo
sudden sundial
Granny doesn't pass the test, unlike Maru
Still looks like a middle-age woman cosplaying
runic whale
Put gyarus through me to test gyaru-ness
Ramonu is simply too refined to be a gyaru
Gyarus at its core are a counter to Japanese modest standards for women
velvet pivot
I need a scene where Gimlet and Rose kick through a fence, then Vodka joins them by kicking down another
And Scarlet just walks through the unlocked fence gate
runic whale
Rose just runs to the scene to see what gimlet did
velvet pivot
Didn’t Gimlet teach Rose to kick down fences as well
ruby mirage
Yeah
😭
Learned it from being neighbours in the field
https://youtu.be/3DvBANbzd7w tama is so adorable 
velvet pivot
I love how horse quirks are somehow genetic because Vodka inherited the fence kicking habit as well
velvet pivot
https://youtu.be/3DvBANbzd7w tama is so adorable <:TamamoPet:460683744055918592>
Local brokie discovers pancakes
I love her so much too
I’m so glad I pulled her ngl
ruby mirage
Cute 
ruby mirage
sudden sundial
sudden sundial
arctic kayak
I feel the least obivous is <:mejiro_ryan:1329394996364967956> & <:mejiro_dober:...
DOBER IS RYANS DAUGHTER?????
thats crazy they act like sisters or cousins in the game 😭
sudden sundial
I want to see the text if you choose the top option and succeed
sudden sundial
Because that's what The Overlord would do
arctic kayak
exactly
i usually click charm chakra and it usually works
but no we gotta go strength chakra
OH MY GOD
sudden sundial
THE OVERLORD OF CENTURY'S END
It's +20 to three random stats if I remember right? Did she hit good ones?
arctic kayak
arctic kayak
It's +20 to three random stats if I remember right? Did she hit good ones?
20 to ALL stats
sudden sundial
Oh I had it wrong
Damn +20 to all is actually worthy of the low gamba
I was thinking if it was 3 random ones it's overrated for sure
velvet pivot
my dumbass going my entire life not liking anything anime releated only to be 1 shot by the funni horse game
velvet pivot
Pretty Derby
potent trail
both of my siblings for a star blossom anime
id even throw in coworkers or something
sudden sundial
Michelle My Baby: am I a joke to you?
https://tenor.com/view/michelle-my-baby-umamusume-slam-dunk-basketball-black-gif-7976289272379648880
runic whale
Michelle Obama right there
pine geode
runic whale
Gay and gay
sudden sundial
They can't be Tachyon's wife unless they're willing to be their caretaker
runic whale
Cafe is
sudden sundial
Cafe is never even gonna make tea for Tachyon
runic whale
Opposites attract
sudden sundial
She might cook but I wouldn't bet on it, she won't wake her up
I mean if we're just handwaiving it, sure
runic whale
Tachyon would join the Nishino polycule
sudden sundial
She definitely needs a polycule
Even the trainer ships are deluded, ignoring my bias against them
It fits the number 1 stallion: ultimately Tachyon needs at least 2 wives
She's super-high maintenance
That said
runic whale
Who would marry her tho
Cafe would be a brief relationship during her time in Tracen but they'd break it off on good terms
sudden sundial
Yeah, I'm not sure Cafe and Pokect could hit the minimum, it doesn't feel stable enough.
runic whale
Pokke has Fuji
sudden sundial
Doubt
This might be why Dantsu Flame is involved
A much needed element of stability
Or trainer, either gender. Either way it's at least a 4-polycule
runic whale
She should join the Nishino polycule
sudden sundial
But if we leave Tachyon's circle of interaction, anything is possible
runic whale
My katwo_01
potent trail
i am always shocked that agneses are roomies. thats a nuclear dangers of combination
sudden sundial
Same
potent trail
lowkey shocked digitan is still alive, you know she'd cheer if tachyon asked to dissect her
sudden sundial
I was several months into uma before I realised Cafe and Tachyon are not roommates
They're just labmates
And by labmates I mean "They share unofficial use of a co-opted empty classroom"
potent trail
the possibility of love potion creation in that room is immense. if ppl still wrote that fanfic trope its literally right there
runic whale
Love potion is too nifty for me
Unless love potions just amplify feelings instead of making new ones
sudden sundial
Digitan definitely feels like she should be one of those umas with an unknown roommate, in her case one we never find out about
potent trail
"please tachyon, for my otp! id drink your concotions for three weeks without complaining!"
"....make it five"
"deal!!!!!"
sudden sundial
But out of all possibilities, I think Tachyon makes sense for Digitan
- Tachyon is probably rarely in her room, even for sleeping
runic whale
Digitan has it all to herself
sudden sundial
- Tachyon is one of maybe one umas that can outfreak Digitan, she'll fully reflect and double Digitan's interest
potent trail
in a "no survivors left" kinda way, i do sorta ship them. they would involve a lot of explosions
sudden sundial
I think there's a Secret or an event where Tachyon is very interested in Digitan's observant eyes, and Digitan runs away
That says it all
potent trail
They're gay
neo, this is uma musume
runic whale
Ok all of them are gay
potent trail
that doesnt narrow it down in any way, you just said "entire cast"
runic whale
But these two in particular are gayest
sudden sundial
the possibility of love potion creation in that room is immense. if ppl still wr...
velvet pivot
Bono can never hide from anyone
sudden sundial
https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1rg310h/tachyons_perfect_pudding_pla...
One of only one possible outcomes of what would happen if Tachyon genuinely made a love potion
Regardless of target or origin
Make it, forget about it, drink it
Tachyon loves herself first and foremost
runic whale
She should love herself
Considering she didn't have enough time on the track to get rivals
But she had enough time on the stables with 1000+ kids
sudden sundial
velvet pivot
I like how Tachyon is just a giant goober most of the time until she locks in
runic whale
Locks in 4 times never again
potent trail
https://www.tumblr.com/koutone/801182285592510464/typical-digitan-daydreaming ah yes, thank you tumblr, you truly have it all
sudden sundial
100% lock in ratio
runic whale
Maruzensky is the only other with 100% lock in ratio
sudden sundial
Digitan is universally shippable because Digitan
And so is Tachyon because 1500+ kids
sudden sundial
SHE DOESN'T
runic whale
Digitan's equal would be the same uma who loves everyone and draws fanfics
runic whale
Dober Dober Dober
runic whale
She's on record as hating self-insert
Fuck she's so my daughter
sudden sundial
DIGITAN IS THE NUMBER 2 UMA FAN
runic whale
I hate self insert
I think i made it obvious in the Channel already and I try not to say the same thing over and over again
potent trail
velvet pivot
I read a fic the other day where Tachyon and Air Shakur discover the real life family trees of the umas. To predictable results considering her counterpart’s… fertility
sudden sundial
<https://www.tumblr.com/batmecha/796777872879697920/ohmy-god-they-were-roommates...
How in hell did she drag Tachyon out of the lab
Truly they're meant to be
runic whale
Digitan power
velvet pivot
Meanwhile Stay Gold is being hunted down by the Mejiro clan because he basically had one night stands with half of them
runic whale
Meanwhile Stay Gold is being hunted down by the Mejiro clan because he basically...
He loved oriental art
There's that art where it's progressive
She grows more unhappy but she truly was happy with oriental art
potent trail
you think tachyons 1500+ kids is wild, bakushin also has 1500+ kids. bakushin
im sorry to say so of my favorite but, i think she's the reason shenanigans continue to happen
velvet pivot
you think tachyons 1500+ kids is wild, *bakushin* also has 1500+ kids. ***bakush...
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
potent trail
these horses have no brain cells to inherit
runic whale
By muuki sasami
potent trail
only speed training 5
runic whale
im sorry to say so of my favorite but, i think she's the reason shenanigans cont...
She sired dad for kitasa
How she managed to get wth that many girls is beyond me
Bakushin was a good sire
velvet pivot
Imagine a world where Golshi actually locked in every race
We would’ve seen insane dominance had he not fucked around constantly
potent trail
https://www.tumblr.com/pastel-yuko/800806122658414592/woke-up-today-just-to-draw-horse-yuri okay okay last one, because it gives a 
"its my turn on the freak wheel today"
sudden sundial
you think tachyons 1500+ kids is wild, *bakushin* also has 1500+ kids. ***bakush...
Sorry, looks like the number in my head was incorrect.
Agnes Tachyon (JPN) is the sire of 447 dams of 2634 named foals of racing age
sudden sundial
https://www.tumblr.com/chufff/792172959404081152/golshis-wheel-of-cube
SWEEP TOSHO DOESN'T DESERVE THAT
Even if she's a brat!
runic whale
<https://www.tumblr.com/pastel-yuko/800806122658414592/woke-up-today-just-to-dra...
Bringi...
She IS the freak wheel
runic whale
It’s funny to think that Tachyon is canonically like 17
All of them are 17
Maruzensky is 17
runic whale
SWEEP TOSHO DOESN'T DESERVE THAT
Kusogakis don't deserve that
By REvannMAN
OrientalGold typa relationship where Stego sneaks around the Mejiro Estate to get with her
PointGold arranged marrage
Notice how only Oriental has her eyes for Stego
arctic kayak
i know
she doesnt wear it on her casual outfit either
the only downside to it
i love her casual fit
its so rich aunt core
runic whale
Make up a hat for her
arctic kayak
one day ill stop hating my art style....
update
i actually looked at a ref this time
sudden sundial
runic whale
update
Elegant like the emperor
Will you also jump the trend of having Doto hold up a sword to Opera O
ruby mirage
By @esukevi
sudden sundial
runic whale
I love low poly
runic whale
https://tenor.com/view/esukevi-agnes-tachyon-umamusume-manhattan-cafe-gif-505206...
Cute couple
ruby mirage
By @kimuepi 
sudden sundial
ruby mirage
sudden sundial
Speaking of Rice, I borrow an MLB Rice for the first time for this Curren Chan (who is cute) that I'm running, and it might be my new 1st
ruby mirage
She needs more ram
sudden sundial
Unfortunately I won't find out for sure until I finish the career after the day change
ruby mirage
sudden sundial
She needs more ram
Too expensive
ruby mirage
https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1rgwv22/glasses_rice/ glasses are super versatile
sudden sundial
Glasses are really versatile!
lime stream
https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1rgpltk/haru_urara_cosplayer_wins_ra...
well it is a dirt track
pine geode
Frontrunning Urara!
runic whale
Ardan getting advice from creek is so cute
Since she.. Yknow,
Suffers from brittle legs and an overall frail body
ruby mirage
by @Kei_ivi
ruby mirage
sudden sundial
Young Agnes family (@yokuko_zaza)
sudden sundial
velvet pivot
Let’s gooooo
sudden sundial
BIG
velvet pivot
I wanted an A rank Bono because I got super close on my first ever run
Then she just smashed right through lol
velvet pivot
Ended up making some yakisoba after watching the Pretty Gray episode
sudden sundial
Halfway wrong channel
sudden sundial
What does she run, mile and medium?
I love Tama I wish I had her, I'm not sure I'd have a spot for her in my Teams tho that's my biggest issue with pulling horses. I love them and I want them but then I have no use for them
And that feels bad
velvet pivot
Yeah I just kinda got her when I was new and just trying to get more umas
velvet pivot
What does she run, mile and medium?
medium and long
sudden sundial
Damn
Tama didn't strike me as the kind of horse to have the stamina for long
Ah, I always forget Tenno Sho (Spring) is long, as opposed to (Autumn)
Fair enough, Tama deserves the A in Long
velvet pivot
yeah, IRL Tama won the Spring Tenno Sho which is 3200m
sudden sundial
What I dislike the most is when a horse has Long aptitude and the longest race they won is Arima Kinen
But I am aware of how petty and deep-in-the-rabbit-hole this complaint is
sudden sundial
yeah, IRL Tama won the Spring Tenno Sho which is 3200m
She also won a G2 3000m apparently, which really helps
Considering there's only 4 G1 Longs and two of those are Arima Kinen which don't count, the G2s definitely are worth as much as a G1 when it comes to Long
sudden sundial
The classic "I'll delete this and move it forward/backward"
Makes sense considering how Japanese orders its sentences
Probably translate first then move things around second
velvet pivot
He was talking about No Reason (the horse) lol
runic whale
By RIO_067
runic whale
The Breeder's Cup is actually super gay
It's namesake is the Breeders that makes umas
velvet pivot
I just had to use every single club point I had to unlock 2LB McQueen because somehow the gacha has given me exclusively guts cards and a single SR stamina card
I can’t even 2LB most of my R stamina cards, what is this bs
I’m stuck with doto as my one major stamina card lol
runic whale
By hinghoi
100% want this
Just because i wanna see Vodka in a gown and makeup
By koginaki
arctic kayak
deadass thought that was tm opera o dressed as agnes tachyon for a second
she is quite orange
ok actually on my computer she is much less orange than she is on my phone
runic whale
POV:you're air groove
velvet pivot
Every time I invest in end skills for Tama she randomly gets a S rank late spark from nowhere
velvet pivot
By koginaki
Everybody wants Vodka
runic whale
Only two of them
Tachyon and Cafe just want to know what Vodka did
They just want to talk to her
velvet pivot
Just talking to Tachyon is a hazard
runic whale
Omg someone had those people from Africa that did happy birthday videos make one for Haru 😭
ruby mirage
arctic kayak
arent these people like abused and forced to do this or is that just some evil internet rumor
runic whale
Evil internet rumor
They get paid to do this
Also whoever is abusing these people I think they can fight back.. Look at that guy with the red hat 🥀
runic whale
Evil internet rumor
A very unhealthy one at that
I just assume everything the internet comes up with is a lie until proven otherwise
runic whale
The small fuku is so cute
They hold the plushies so gently 😭
Ayabe is coming
DIA CHAN???
ruby mirage
By @assist2828
runic whale
Chevachi
ruby mirage
runic whale
Wei
sudden sundial
Catastrophically gay for Ruby
runic whale
I'm saying this as a yuri addict and diehard supporter
But I feel like Palmer and Helios are fit as bestest friends but not in a romantic relationship
Wei buddies
arctic kayak
hold the phone...... no one told me she has a bnuyy........
it's a plush she wins from a claw machine, story part 6. i just unlocked it
also i just had a concert earlier where little cocon had air groove's voice and it was really funny
i always do the concert when they place just to see what horrible unfitting voice it gives them
runic whale
It's just default iirc
Umapyoi densetsu probably random
Otherwise they're set to sing whoever sang that part originally
Like if another uma sang rice shower's song then it'll just play rice shower's voice
ruby mirage
runic whale
Omg they're playing among us
TL please 🙏
They seem like they thoroughly enjoy this
arctic kayak
Umapyoi densetsu probably random
yes its random
different every time
some songs have voices that arent even actual characters
like once i put opera into the tachyon suzuka duet thinking it would give her tachyon's voice and it was a completely different voice that wasnt any of the characters who can sing that
runic whale
Umapyoi densetsu is like an initiation song
arctic kayak
i doubt umapyoi has random non character voices like that since literally every single character can sing it except the npcs
it just gives them the voice of a different character
runic whale
None of the npcs are voices unfortunately
arctic kayak
also happy meek has vocals on the snep website but she doesnt have it in game
arctic kayak
idk like does she only have vocals in the japan version and not in global because everytime ive seen her in the concert its a different voice
ah
runic whale
Happy Meek legitimately was a threat when I first played
Then she never places above 5th for me ever again after some point
ruby mirage
I love L'Arc NPCs they're so cute
sudden sundial
https://youtu.be/3X25llpr3-w
ruby mirage
sudden sundial
runic whale
Gay
sudden sundial
Call Digitan, I have something for her
runic whale
She already gets them for free every day after her wife comes home tho
Oh sorry.. The credit? You're asking for the credit of this super gay gorumaku
Cygames
YAKUZA GOLDSHIP
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Where is digital
Actually, from this scene, i think she's dead
Immense blood loss from nose
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Dober will draw in her honour
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sudden sundial
<:celebiBlush:650745489636982807>
Good roomba
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New scenario record with 
Replacing 
with 
made it easier to get S rank since my is mlb
Also her sister two runs earlier
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I finally got my A rank Tama yessss
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New scenario record with <:biwa_hayahide:1394197461634912308>
Just broke my record with 
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I just experienced a true golshi moment where she only got sleep deprived, constantly mood downed and wouldn’t even do the restrict training thing for a mood up
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Anything but training for Golshi
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wouldve been so funny if it was another opera instead of taishin
now i learn that ayabe doesnt even have the right voice
which i assume will be changing very soon :))))
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By @bunsile 
x 
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By @bunsile <:tm_opera_o:1394196162915074080> x <:vodka:1329394981881905212>
underrated duo
i love how vodka thinks opera is cool because usually a character like that would think a character like that was so lame and annoying but no she looks up to her and she thinks shes so cool
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Are you serious
I love how there’s just a sharp drop off between my A umas and B+ umas
(Pls ignore El)
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They weren’t kidding about that power creep huh
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Powercreep is a big problem
In the newest career other than the America one, you can very easily get Ug+
But of course, without doing anything rash that's the farthest you can go
My best horse is Ug
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Are you serious
always those damn blue shoes
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https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1ridc42/
I got chills from reading this
Despite his condition at his birth, He and Tamamo Cross proved the misconception that Gray horses are bad at racing is wrong
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somewhere scarlet gets a random feeling of jealousy run through her
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Awesome lesbian couple & Imtimidating John Umamusume
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somewhere scarlet gets a random feeling of jealousy run through her
She sneezes; something is threatening her girlfriend
Even Red Desire has a personal Vodka picture she stares at everyday
Scarlet wins because she has the real thing
It's unmistakably love
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It's unmistakably love
Vodka is so :D in this pic
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i love that vodka has earrings where her human ears would be
like what even are those
are they attached to her hair
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Headband
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Might be just hair clips
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thats what i figured
sudden sundial
Is that legal?
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I need a new club to join to. The previous club i was in fell to C+ rank, so i left.
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Look up if ShoeSlop has vacancies
runic whale
Hashire hashire umamusume
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I don't see a lot people talking about irl nakayama festa. He is the most photographed gold clan horse right now. Goldship is in second but he is still in breeding duties so there are less photos of him.
Most recent photo of 🥝 sent from @mican63814172 2 hours ago
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I really like Festa
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Same here
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Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi (24/02/26) 
From the official blog (https://ameblo.jp/save244/)
Christmas Tsuyoshi 
Irl horses deserve love 
Tsuyoshi can also blep 
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She looks so thin, i wonder if that's old age showing
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She looks so thin, i wonder if that's old age showing
Yeah, he is going to turn 31 this year on april 6th
Last member of the golden generation
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Last great child of the emperor
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I love parents with their kids https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1ritymf/oyakodon_2400m_lineup_by_asuka_junerabitts/
Hold Chiyono firmly but gently, like puppy
Also this, same artist but before Stego existed
And this
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Also this, same artist but before Stego existed
thats my child!!!!! my absolute bakushin!!!!!!
very cute
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It fits her so well, she would be such a doting parent if they let her
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1 minute into maruzensky career and she's already being called elderly
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Mood down
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little late for that ope....
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She doesn't bend for the calendar
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everyday is valentines day because it means she can recieve love and praise
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ah yes, putting the best horses on the beggining of countdown
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Phew
Looks like you can pick a different uma each day. Six-seven in total.
Still tough choices to make, but easier.
It’s a real item!
runic whale
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she saw her without her hat 😳
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"only joshing ya" grandma that slang was used a decade ago
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Phew
Looks like you can pick a different uma each day. Six-seven in total.
I just instantly locked in with Tama lol, didn’t even consider the item
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The anniversary be like (source: Foxiclip on YouTube)
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i just failed a 3% rainbow training 🥴
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The anniversary be like (source: Foxiclip on YouTube)
im so glad at this abundance of free carats and tickets right before ayabe drops 🙏🏻
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i just failed a 3% rainbow training 🥴
i just did recreation and then immediately got tissues what is this run 😭😭😭
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im so glad at this abundance of free carats and tickets right before ayabe drops...
I’m just here for mambo lol
I’m so glad she’s a 2 star ngl
I still don’t know how to feel about Tama’s Ferocious Thunder outfit
It’s a really good design but the ribbons and red/blue colors are such a core part of her that it feels kinda odd without it
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my team trials has become a diagonal line
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This just feels like a threat
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I love fuku but super lucky 7 is extremely useless
Tbf she can also give you triple 7s
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Tbf she can also give you triple 7s
i use this card cuz you can get +7 to all stats 3 times
but i never use lucky 7
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Watching CG and it’s kinda funny that Belno Light makes their trainer pay for Oguri’s shoes when he’s broke
Since her family owns the damn store
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Still gotta earn
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In a way it does humanize her, she’s a genuine and humble character despite her background
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Familiar
Tsumugi Kotobuki from K-On comes from an extremely rich family, yet she wants to live a normal life and see what it's like, and actually likes it. Like she takes the train opposed to just having someone drive her
But there are times like when she haggled a 75,000 yen guitar to 5,000
Because her dad owns the store, or the company the store is under
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I’ve seen a clip of Oguri seeing herself running on a store ad, it would not surprise me if Oguri ended up becoming their spokesperson (spokesuma?)
But Oguri being Oguri, she just hasn’t realized what that actually means and treats it like any other fan event
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It's unfair because she's Belno's wife
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I thought that was Tama
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Who was there day 0 and fully supported Oguri Cap
If anything Tamamo is the third wheel of their poly
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You know what I can work with this
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funniest thing running smart falco is when these random umas get put in on dirt tracks and somehow place high because they miraculously have an A in dirt
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i just failed a 3% rainbow training 🥴
on the flip side of this, i just passed an 84% 😳
i got hot spring tickets too this is a good run
I FINALLY ROLLED HAPPY MEEK WITH OPERA'S VOICE
so incredibly unfitting
i could hear it from the first "ooooh" i was like TM OPERA O??? 🫵🏻
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i just failed a 3% rainbow training 🥴
I just failed a 2% lmfao
Luckily it was just wit
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"woe, digitan upon ye"
go my regular ass team trials digitan bc i didnt train a single uma for this cm, i believe in you
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Baby Dicta by @ho_1000_ka
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Before & After Unity Cup in the URA finale scenario
My first run in the ura finale scenario since unity cup released. There is a mission for the 1st anniversary to complete a run in that specific scenario.
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Just finished mine too
Ended with SS, B, S, C, B and I was like "If you had shown me this, in URA, 8 months ago, I'd've cried"
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I’m just running URA to get better white spark Uma parents
But somehow they just refuse to inherit any of the skills
I have so many special weeks now
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Holy hell, the Valentine chocos are free +100 energy? Wild
Not sure I'll ever use them but wild
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Also just did my run with 10 skills and 15 wins, didn't have to be one run but glad to have both out of the way
It was also URA because I forgot it remember your previous career choice, and again the idea of August!Me getting this out of URA is wild
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i completed all that kinda by accident. "it wants ura? oh well, guess ill do summer granny fan run for the club numbers"
"oh hey that fulfilled like, 6 goals at once, huh"
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Granny always delivers
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Look up if ShoeSlop has vacancies
got approved 
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We've been A rank for three months so as long as you get your weekly fans you should be okay
Also, shoe slop
pine geode
shoe laundering
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I just wish it wasn't dirt shoes
Finally, my new best Curren. Now I can move on to wolfy
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We've been A rank for three months so as long as you get your weekly fans you sh...
if i play daily i should be able to get the weekly fans 
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You're gonna have to choose a wife Poke
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https://youtu.be/KtOdb2g9EO4 full video (spoilers: ||pokke does a full roundhouse kick in the parfait cafe 
||)
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why have i gotten tissues with el condor pasa twice in a row
and like 27 mood down events
girl is depressed
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and like 27 mood down events
I had 2 pickles in a row then tissues that tanked my Haru run lol
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why have i gotten tissues with el condor pasa twice in a row
and like 27 mood down events
girl is depressed
No matter what, it's Grass Wonder's fault
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I had 2 pickles in a row then tissues that tanked my Haru run lol
she needs to just stop going to that restaraunt if they keep messing up her order
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It's a different restaurant every time, King Halo makes each one go out of bussiness
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STOPPPP
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I will never forgive Grass
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Mine's not as bad but I'm currently on a 7 carrots streak
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TIL Winning Ticket also had a different original racewear design compared to her final outfit
Also seen in her SSR
By @RIO_067
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Also seen in her SSR
I feel like they reused a lot of the concept art for the cards- its not a bad thing but interesting to see the beta designs pop up occasionally
Another example of this is Tama’s SSR
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My guess is that they made the concept art, then the card art. But then before release they redid some outfits, and just didn't change the card art.
pine geode
Another example of this is Tama’s SSR
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a lot of cards have the beta designs on them
super creek too
she has like a turtleneck
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Also seen in her SSR
winning ticket concept art and final design kinda just looks like winter and summer variants of the same outfit
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Ngl I can see Cygames just deciding to not make all new art for the cards just to get the game out
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yeah
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There’s perfectly good art right here, fuck it, game needs to ship
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also in the anime season 1 and umayon they have the beta designs
like that tm opera o song, her cape is different. and smart falcon is in it too and her outfit is COMPLETELY different
yep she has a card with this design too
and its interesting because the bows and ribbons in her hair are the same color as this design when shes in her school uniform and casual, but her race uniform they change color
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I love how the Gold genes kicked in and Orfevre just went blep
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daiwa scarlet beta design is exactly the same except she has a huge feather boa for some reason
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Ngl other than Hishi Amazon and Tama most of the umas had their betas designs be pretty close to their final appearance
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gold city's is really different
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I FINALLY ROLLED HAPPY MEEK WITH OPERA'S VOICE <:cadancewheeze:76100038823234765...
Omg falco is so cute
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https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1n3p2jw/
Staking her claim
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very fond of this image of symboli rudolf
runic whale
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they don't call her symboli rudolf[ph] for nothing
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At this point the “gay is okay” banner is probably being used on a weekly basis at tracen
Hong Kong Jockey Club mistranslating Air Groove’s name into “Air Vent” is so funny
runic whale
At this point the “gay is okay” banner is probably being used on a weekly basis ...
Weekly? Daily
Their welcome banner is "welcome lesbians and gays alike"
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Their welcome banner is "welcome lesbians and gays alike"
True
I wanna know who exactly decided to translate Stay Gold’s name into “Golden Journey”
(Dream Journey is actually named after Stego’s Hong Kong name)
Then you have Jungle Pocket who was translated into “Jungle Hole”
(The TW/HK server seems to stick to the HKJC translations… when they make sense and don’t sound stupid to a native speaker)
Notably the HKJC has a 4-character limit so they often need to truncate the names
A notable victim of this is Manhattan Cafe, who was translated into “曼城茶座” which was supposed to mean “Man-city Cafe” but ended up being interpreted as “Manchester City Cafe”
Meanwhile the HK Uma server has translated her name as “Manhattan Coffee”, mostly because most Cantonese speakers will just use the English word “Cafe” when referring to a cafe and there’s no good way to represent it in written Chinese. The HKJC translation is using an archaic term which most people probably didn’t recognize
But since the Chinese word for “Coffee” (ka fei) is derived from the English coffee anyways it was easier to do this
Mambo ended up being translated as “Opera”.
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Mayano Top Gun got translated to “Heavy Artillery” by the HKJC. I don’t know how this happened
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Oh god that turned sad fast
Fun fact: Haru is the only Japanese horse to have raced in a race named after itself while active. And in true Haru fashion she lost her own race
(Oguri Cap would attend the Oguri Cap Kinen but as a spectator)
runic whale
https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1of7c43/ strong doto <:DotoWaha:86...
Rare fem trainer
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I just learned of another member of the Machikane clan, Machikanewaraukado
Hosokawa really likes fucking with commentators huh
runic whale
A lot of horse names are definitely made to be hard for the announcers
There's ARRRRRR
Thewifeknows
Thewifedoesntno
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Matikanetannhauser
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im saving for ayabe
im at 5100
thank you for all these free carats lately right before one of my favs drops :))))
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Reversal 
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oh no super creek has become the googoo baby
blissful spade
I have 44100, I'm saving for satono diamond
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31k. narita top road ssr/vega sr
i might spend a tiny bit on hoping for nishiho flower, we'll see
it isnt until (presumably) november where i get double whabammed by sakura laurel and sakura bakushin o sports in short order
oh and in theory theres chiyo ballroom also in november... they are trying to bankrupt me
im lucky its sakuras im unhinged about and not like. mejiros 
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I'm lucky the only I'm unhinged about isn't playable yet
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Mine's not as bad but I'm currently on a 7 carrots streak
My 9 carrots streak ended with a tissue
That's Raffle for you...
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Guess the horse
From @tarutaru_mage
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Duramente?
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The inspector horse
Still like it when tanino destroys a fence the first horse to the scene is him
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their fields are right next to each other 
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Living their best life ngl
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Ready Aiko feeling a bit silly 
From @jzs175zcrownpc
runic whale
I like how this is a common trait among Japanese thoroughbred
Caretakers see it as playful or they're just relaxed
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Same girl that eep on pillow
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Same girl that eep on pillow
oguri nap
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also happy birthday to Aston Machan, Manhattan Cafe, Rice Shower and Verxina
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by @changmakura
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Mihono wants to be bitten
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https://tenor.com/view/mejiro-ardan-sakura-chiyono-o-umamusume-ウマ娘-されば君-かなし-gif-11299275608045793719
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They are, after all, roommates
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apparently ardan is ramonu's younger sister
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don't check on how long gold city lived for
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in cingray, gold city appears in new zealand during in the last chapter. this was probably done since another gold city was born in new zealand in 1990, the same year the japan gold city past vaway
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wth bullied to death at the retirement farm by other horses
Also this came up a few months back
Because he won a GI that was replaced by a different GI later (he won the Hanshin Three-Year Old Stakes but it was changed to Hanshin Juvenile Fillies in order to make room for more filly races), she and Daitaku Helios are the only originally male horse girls to race in the Hanshin Juvenile Fillies as a goal.
wei
There's nothing in the Ancient Texts about Bright passing away, oh well
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tamano cross has ferociously fought mejiro bright irl
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Yeah there's a lot about how much they hated each other
But Tama hated every horse apparently, loved to fight
Really shows in Cingray
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can't find a translated version sadly
by @lunaticmonster
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https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1rkloak/the_post_is_ripe_with_the_st...
There is another 2 that op posted in the comments
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I think that Stego is actually drawn before she was revealed?
Artist got really close honestly
Got the build and colours
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Finally, A rank Urara
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https://tenor.com/view/mejiro-ardan-sakura-chiyono-o-umamusume-%E3%82%A6%E3%83%9...
i thought she had short hair in this alt ive never seen it from the back 😭
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By @nujyo0309
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she aint beating the dog allegations
She literally got wolf ears 
lime stream
gotta love it when the pun ends up arguably better in English
runic whale
Bau bau
runic whale
gotta love it when the pun ends up arguably better in English
I'd say Sakura Chi-inu O is cute
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To be a fly on the wall during the Bakushin lyrics writing session
Bakushin uses Bakushin/Bakushin pronouns
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Was trying to train a dirt Oguri and ended up with this
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gonna run new year haru urara, oguri cap and el condor pasa for cm
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To be a fly on the wall during the Bakushin lyrics writing session
love that it took 2 different people to write this
have B on dirt
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If their stats are high, it's negligible
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The look they give you kills me from diabetes
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I got 3700 carats rn, who should i save for?
4300 carats rn
The only banner i am 100% certain on pulling is wedding curren.
But that is on may.
And wonder acute/nakayama festa is in september iirc
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I got 
, 
&
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I’m just saving up for Nakayama Festa ngl
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Borrowing an MLB POW Vodka and god damn, that card is strong
Even if it's my only POW my horses easily get 300 or 400 more POW than without it
In fact POW ends up almost always being above SPD
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What
runic whale
You're blocked, you're blocked
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Ok she just came 13th in her goal race, I glued her lol
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Borrowing an MLB POW Vodka and god damn, that card is strong
mlb cards are almost always best, even if it isn't the meta card. those mlb bonuses are insane
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In unrelated news: Condor is so happy when you click Team Trials
I'm convinced Dirt horses love racing more than Turf horses
runic whale
By hangaku
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Oh my god
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holy block
runic whale
Get boxed spe
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We need to send Manhattan Cafe in to deal with this
Oh god the puppet has teamed up with Sunday Silence
I was worried about this pic of Doto because it’s very dangerous to stand behind a horse
But it turns out Doto actually wants people to scratch his itchy spots and this was a staff member lol
runic whale
Only staff can see Doto btw
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I was worried about this pic of Doto because it’s very dangerous to stand behind...
anyone who visits doto this year must scratch him instead of feed him carrots. doto is currently on a diet
runic whale
Northern Farm doesn't accept visitors anymore I think
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After an incident where someone broke in or something, i forgot if it was northern farm
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You can’t underestimate how stupid some fans can be ngl
But yeah it always suprises me how smart these horses can be
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For reference, over the past year Meisho Doto has been on a carbohydrate restriction due to a medical condition, and even foster parent members like myself are not allowed to give him treats. Because of this, from Doto’s perspective, visitors are no longer “people who give him carrots,” but rather “people who scratch his itchy spots.” That’s why he comes closer and positions the itchy areas toward us like this.I am fully aware of the potential danger of standing behind a horse. However, Doto is very accustomed to people, and in this case he is voluntarily approaching to be scratched, so the level of risk is low.
※Only RHA members are permitted to interact with Doto.
from op, @tarutaru_mage
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Yea but we're talking about Japanese fans here which they are closer , happens once a blue and it'll never be forgotten