Uma Musume

[sudden sundial]

Just bite her tail, Stego

[velvet pivot]

Just did a Golshi run where I got back to back Fickle Maidens… but it was right after a failed training and it got her mood back up. And it was rainbow speed and stamina lol

[arctic kayak]

sakura chiyono appears in the lobby now

i dont think you can scout her though yet?

[sudden sundial]

Should be in 32m if it's today

Maybe 92 minutes, I can never remember

But yes, horses start showing up a little before their banner

[arctic kayak]

ahhhh

[arctic kayak]

ahh yuri

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1r0tepy/teio_growing_up_art_by_suzukatore_tl_by_kuwaiden/

[potent trail]

so ive had her for a while but havent ran her yet, but due to the uptick of chatter about her here i figured, yeah why not might as well be that i read her career today. and, well lemme tell ya

this is a lot less pompous drip than i expected

you know how ryan looks like a village grandma, opera o looks like a grandma that knows shopping

[arctic kayak]

i love her casual fit

[potent trail]

i feel the devil wears prada script aura

[arctic kayak]

true

it is very like rich aunt coded

[sudden sundial]

The smug look sells it

[potent trail]

oh nevermind the actual devil is here

[sudden sundial]

Anshinsawa again?

[potent trail]

mhmm

[sudden sundial]

I had her with Bakushin or King Halo, last turn before Summer Camp and the Health Chakra hit

[arctic kayak]

is it true that if you reach a certain friendship level you can make them where their casual outfit on the home sceen

i read that somewhwre

[sudden sundial]

Truly a pair of blessed runs

[arctic kayak]

i got her with agnes tachyon and i feel like honestly what better character to get the scary lady that messes with peoples bodies then with the other scary lady that messes with peoples bodies

[sudden sundial]

I haven't heard that before, and most of my horses should be max friendship and the outfits available are just Tracen, ungraded silks, regular silks and skins if I have them

[arctic kayak]

damn they lied 💔

[sudden sundial]

Mayeb in the future

We are missing soem things

Like the ability to play the Claw Machine in the lobby, and keep a collection of plushies

[arctic kayak]

i think its only in jpn version

[sudden sundial]

Which I desperately need

[potent trail]

[sudden sundial]

It makes sense they would add the casual outfits, but who knows when they did that

[potent trail]

id be willing to sacrifice plushies of it gave us ability to reroll sparks

sob sob. sob

[sudden sundial]

I'm still dreaming of times like this

[potent trail]

... is this what rainbow dash fans feel? usually i find characters of this archetype just really annoying, but. somehow "king but without mommy issues" is.... entertainingly fun?

it might be the dramatic poses, the dramatic poses are quite delightful

its strange, teio is also full of confidence in her career and i didnt enjoy reading it all that much

[sudden sundial]

RD without the occassional asshole moment

She's really mostly Rarity? it's just that she's an athlete and can walk the talk

She is, after all, the conqueror of century's end

[lime stream]

yeah, there's significant overlap

[arctic kayak]

im a rainbow dash hater and a tm opera o lover, so no

[sudden sundial]

I wasn't a fan of That Airheaded Guy for a while, I thought most other horses in the "overwhelming self-confidence" realm did the gimmick better, but she's won me over

[arctic kayak]

opera is full of herself but she's not really like.. an asshole, she's different from other characters like that

[sudden sundial]

I think Doto, Wada and the year 2000 do a lot to make her likeable though, but it's not like she's unlikeable on her own

Anyway watch the movies

It's very funny how Opera has all of 5 minutes in the second one and completely steals the show. There's nothing more Opera than that

https://tenor.com/view/tm-opera-o-uma-musume-movie-beginning-of-a-new-era-animation-gif-14177560997598249452

[arctic kayak]

im on part 3 of road to the top right now

[sudden sundial]

I love NTR

[arctic kayak]

its crazy how much the animation improved

[lime stream]

posts you cannot make outside this thread

[sudden sundial]

There's so many of those

[arctic kayak]

https://giphy.com/gifs/umamusume-tm-opera-o-gas-station-weed-1Mi6cOhY9YG9YF1Lcg

like compare this to this lmao

[sudden sundial]

Yeah it gets crazy

https://tenor.com/view/uma-gif-6085949292065609491

[arctic kayak]

i saw something the other day

[sudden sundial]

It definitely escalated because Cingray is now all movie-quality

Cygames really loves horses

[arctic kayak]

nevermind it was on the evil bird app i can't send it

[sudden sundial]

I think usually we just post the image and the artist's tag

[arctic kayak]

it was an animation

[potent trail]

meanwhile me: oh yeah, new star blossom chapter :D

(there exactly one shot of any sakura whatsoever lol. however Shit Is Hitting The Fan on every other front)

[arctic kayak]

[runic whale]

Same goes for kitasan black and satono diamond

They were so small

Now when they grew up and grew massive boobs for some reason, Rudolf is still in school

[arctic kayak]

i havent watched season 3 yet but when i saw them in season 2 i was like why are they like 12 here when they look like grown ass women in the game

[runic whale]

That's like, 6-8 years total for their careers

Including Special Week's career it makes it a decade since Rudolf retired

Going for actual dates

Teio started racing only 4 years after Rudolf retired so If she was 12 when that interview scene happened, she'd be 16 when she started racing

Guess when Dia and Kita started racing

[arctic kayak]

see that makes sense for her age, but its just funny that rudolf is like 30 and still in school

[runic whale]

25 years after 1990

[arctic kayak]

but i guess according to the devs they "age like elves"

[runic whale]

So by 2015 when Kitasan Black and Dia-chan started racing Rudolf is super old

And by 2015, Rudolf irl is dead because he died in 2011

From old age because that horse raced in the 70s-80s

By the time Kitasan Black retired in 2017 (a somewhat short career for some reason), Rudolf would get aged 29 years

Imagine Maruzensky

She retired in 1977😭

Holy hag

Also where the fuck does Tracen get the funds to support these umas eternally

🐊

Anyway, speaking of Kitasan Black, there is also Kitasan White and Kitasan Brown

[pine geode]

I'd guess Tracen's funding primarily comes from the JRA / URA (Japan Racing Association, or in-lore it'd be the Umamusume Racing Association), and race/concert tickets and merchandise

[runic whale]

Certainly not enough because betting is not real

irl, the prize pools goes up to 4 million

[runic whale]

Now she should do this with her race outfit

[ruby mirage]

[arctic kayak]

time for the time when i get into something and then make pixel art of every single character

i made a new model for the uma characters because their outfits are too detailed to fit on the smaller body i had before

[runic whale]

It's cool how they're close to party dash

You can export them to a higher resolution than the one you drew in

There are gay umas in party dash backgrounds

[arctic kayak]

yeah i know party dash, i just wanted to do it in my own style

[runic whale]

Find the gay umas

encircles all of them

These girls are so cute

[arctic kayak]

here's my spe bigger, i just directly copy pasted it from the regular pixel size before

[runic whale]

Now I want to do pixel art again

My little tussle with it a few years ago was good so

Because with that i can avoid fingers and hands

[arctic kayak]

so true

[potent trail]

ooh, pretty!

[runic whale]

Making my friends get into umamusume so we can do the meni shuki russhu song choreography

[arctic kayak]

well ive finished the spica girls now, im going to bed but ill do more tomorrow

[runic whale]

You're really motivating me to make my own rendition of them

[blissful spade]

they also have sprites as profile pictures on steam

https://store.steampowered.com/points/shop/app/2313020

I should just gell of them at this point

I got a couple before the gacha was released on global

but now I recognize all of them and jungle pocket is on my steam profile

[runic whale]

I blank out when i first watched pretty derby

Now I'm sure I recognize all of them lol

[pine geode]

They’re really nice!

I’m envisioning them in a sprite replacement mod for Stardew Valley now

[arctic kayak]

yeah it is kind of stardew esque

[runic whale]

I need Belno in this infographic

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1r1pm1d/she_admires_maruzensky_a_lot_and_aims_to_be_her/

https://tenor.com/view/chiyo-chiyono-o-sakura-chiyono-o-headpats-anime-uma-musume-gif-11500656982875224731

[runic whale]

Bakushin

[potent trail]

[blissful spade]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-uma-musume-sakura-sakura-chiyono-o-chiyono-gif-12562938589553431246

the sleeper agent awakens

[sudden sundial]

[blissful spade]

seems the next event that would give a rainbow crystal shard is on the 18th

as that is the valentines event for bourbon and eishen flash

Soon™

[ruby mirage]

I have no ssr cards that need the ssr crystal. Really want to get super creek stamina

[potent trail]

its incredible how tm opera o literally gives trainer a ring and yet it still is less gay than what she and doto have going on

[ruby mirage]

The overlord loves everyone

She got that aura

[potent trail]

had to do it in two parts bc it was too late time wise yesterday, but i finished reading and i kneel. undefeated centurial overlord. what a fun career

its not my favorite career (thats king halo. the angst. the struggle. the willpower. the angst), but it sure is a good time

i should replay halo again, augh. augh my heart, just thinking about it

[ruby mirage]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1r1tji7/ transcend in the snow

[sudden sundial]

I love the coats

@1ofAgnesDigital

I wish

[potent trail]

more like how art thou

[sudden sundial]

In Japanese I can already hear the degozaru

Unrelated: me when Haru reaches Valentines with 39992 fans

[potent trail]

pat pat

[sudden sundial]

The problem with going for Arima Kinen is her Mile aptitude stays at B

[runic whale]

Also, take note, it can be gay

The uma does not discriminate

Except dober, she's a raging lesbian

[runic whale]

Her kin, Potoooooooo, the complete opposite of her

I really want one horse in umamusume

ARRRRGGHHH

Or was it just ARGHH

https://youtu.be/_0RSHFoRbiE?si=ZsYL8er4HiSVk501

Sorry, it's ARRRRR, 5 Rs

1:15 😭😭😭😭

Pirates when they find booty:

[sudden sundial]

Does someone know when are we supposed to get MANT? Summer, late this year...?

[potent trail]

actually, by uma.moe's timeline predictions, mant should be on march 3rd

that is, if they release it on admire vega's banner like they did in jp

[sudden sundial]

Feels awfully fast but yeah

I believe the NTR support banner shortly afterwards is the most important banner, for MANT and for cards

[potent trail]

henry handsome's spreadsheet puts it on 25th february, but im more inclined to trust uma.moe just bc i think that one is being actively adjusted. we'll see tho

[sudden sundial]

I'll throw some pulls at Kitasan an maybe a couple at the Fine Mottion WIT SSR one but otherwise it's pure saving I guess

I'm really craving to improve my deck but there's just no opportunity

[potent trail]

yep, ntr and vega sr

[sudden sundial]

I need more free pulls

[potent trail]

im willingly blowing my wallet on chiyono and gods do i want to try for valentine bourbon if chiyo is nice to me, but otherwise im also waiting until those card pulls

well, my free carat wallet i mean

my real wallet is crying from groceries enough

22k carats, we'll see what they can do

the real sadness comes from beung unable to pull for the upcoming bakushin card. i probably wouldnt even use it, i just want bakushin stuff yaknow

[potent trail]

i believe ntr/vega banner should have 100 free pulls, dont quote me on that tho

[sudden sundial]

Yeah I've heard that, I'll believe it when I see it

Not that Cygames has held anything back from Global but still

[runic whale]

NTR..

https://tenor.com/view/slap-narita-top-road-tm-opera-o-umamusume-gif-5699485677919239613

[potent trail]

one things for sure, i am absolutely not doing any spark runs in mant

[blissful spade]

I'm pulling for atleast one copy of vega sr

I have two gold crystals to pop up

[potent trail]

will they really be one hour long? scary scary

[sudden sundial]

A forehead to rival Kawakami's

[sudden sundial]

Spark hunting is usually done in URA

No reason to do them in whatever is the newest scenario

Unless you're having trouble hitting the stats

Or attempting both sparks and a new 1st

[blissful spade]

https://www.phixiv.net/en/artworks/105875762

でこ出しウマ娘ちゃん！ by (@貯金通帳)

でこ出しウマ娘ちゃん！
#Umamusume, #Uma Musume Pretty Derby, #Sakura Laurel (Uma Musume), #Sakura Bakushin O (Uma Musume), #Narita Top Road (Uma Musume), #Kawakami Princess (Uma Musume), #石頭選手権, #forehead, #おで娘

https://github.com/thelaao/phixiv · Mar 3, 2023, 9:16 AM

[potent trail]

eeeh ive seen votes for unity cup due to more sp

[blissful spade]

https://www.phixiv.net/en/artworks/97831775

おでこ！ by (@ちょくエジ)

おでこ！
でこは世界を救う
#Uma Musume Pretty Derby, #Sakura Bakushin O (Uma Musume), #Kawakami Princess (Uma Musume), #Narita Top Road (Uma Musume), #forehead, #おで娘, #Uma Musume Pretty Derby 100+ Bookmarks, #chibi

https://github.com/thelaao/phixiv · Apr 23, 2022, 3:01 PM

[sudden sundial]

I feel URA gives more than enough SP to grab both Corners, and maybe one more skill that might be good to inherit depending on the horse

But I personally don't want a lot of white skills

[runic whale]

Bakushin forehead is blinding me please spoiler

[runic whale]

#FOREHEAD 😭

[potent trail]

"oh yeah, i also never ran tasen jordan.... wherever i picked her up.....
-# who the fuck is tasen jordan again "

(reads intro) okay so she likes nailpolish and has adhd. i can work with that

[runic whale]

Who is tosen jordan

[blissful spade]

gyaru that cares about Gold City's well being

[sudden sundial]

Certified gal

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1r0jmhr/never_bother_a_gyaru_by_atto_ix79398tdhs/

[runic whale]

Ah this girl, the other twin tails

[potent trail]

lmao

cringe is dead long live the cringe

(its the speed over guts)

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1r1ofhr/the_evil_and_intimidating_umamusume_lilistration/

[potent trail]

bottom is such a bakushin ass answer lmao

(she got 14 outta 100. thats double her last score! and she finished first!)

i fear this is a tiktok horse. if tiktok kids throw the word cringe every six sentences

[runic whale]

More like Calstone

Did you see that vid where she plays buzzer quiz with you

It's like she has to read it outloud and realizes the answer mid-way 😭

[arctic kayak]

i kicked opera off my home screen so i could get all her conversations and now she's out here proposing to doto

so true

[potent trail]

im still trying to get the remaining bakushin.... not having her on hurts

[arctic kayak]

i just farmed it

just go to a different screen then back to home, or keep changing one of the characters

until she shows up

also it might be conversations with different characters that you have on other screens so it might not show up because of that?

[potent trail]

smacks the door open FUCKERS OF THE COURT, MY CARATS ARE SAFE, I CANT BELIEVE MY EYES

sobbing. in just three saved up tickets. should i buy a realass lottery ticket while the luck holds?

babygirl.....

!!!!!!!!!!!

[ruby mirage]

[ruby mirage]

buy the discounted 1500 carats on the cygames store and buy the limited 3* scout pull

[ruby mirage]

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/sakura-chiyono-o-chiyo-uma-musume-chiyo-dance-gif-15164896205046452032

Certified puppygirl

[lime stream]

hypnotic

[sudden sundial]

Chiiiiiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o

I don't know how they made a song just as good as Bakushin's but they managed

[runic whale]

Doto would be top imo

She's legit the only threat to Opera O during her career

[sudden sundial]

Truth is

They're both bottoms

[runic whale]

Doto switch

Depends on her mood and what whoever she gets advise from tells her to do

The one who told her to install demon.exe

[runic whale]

By flapjastic

[runic whale]

By kaiakane0731

[ruby mirage]

[runic whale]

Grass was here first why Suzuka get Spe
-Grass Wonder

Bakupits overshadowed Biko's birthday lol

[ruby mirage]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qzxssv/

[runic whale]

SHE'S WEARING SLEEVES

https://tenor.com/view/uma-uma-musume-crying-sakura-chiyono-o-chiyono-gif-11749750386557256546

[ruby mirage]

by @Takiki2828

some venus art

[ruby mirage]

umapyoi

[runic whale]

So it IS sesbian

[arctic kayak]

i love when i go into recreation and then immediately after get a scenario where mood goes down 🥴

[runic whale]

W uma

[pine geode]

I was looking up Manhattan Cafe's VA's other work out of curiosity
And funnily enough, in one of them, her character is working at a cafe while pretending to be a student at an exclusive all-girls boarding academy

I just kept thinking back to that discussion about how students stay at Tracen forever, the other day

[pine geode]

Cute though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKFc_bkemdo

[pine geode]

The Umamusume Party game lets you build and customize a clubroom

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/775189180983672862.webp?size=48&name=binocdeer&lossless=true

[ruby mirage]

seiun sky always talking about sleep

[arctic kayak]

this looks like something i would play as a kid in the 2000s

i loved decoration games like that and they were always in a pixel art style similar to that game

[pine geode]

For the CM, my team shall be:

Bakushin O
King Halo
Air Groove

I don’t have any other umas that can easily be trained for springs

I expect the team will live or die with Bakushin O, front running it

She’s my most powerful uma by a large margin, and if she’s beat, it’ll be tough luck for the others to win

[pine geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1346669015828922438.webp?size=48&animated=true&name=deeryes&lossless=true

That 3d isometric pixel style

I didn’t realize it until you mentioned it, but you’re absolutely right, it does remind me of those games too, and I enjoyed them as well

[runic whale]

Do you know who should kiss in umamusume

All of the umas should kiss each other

[arctic kayak]

all umas but mostly doto and opera

[ruby mirage]

kawakami princess x fine motion

princess ship

[runic whale]

So true

Idiot vs Irish royal

[runic whale]

Opedoto is still one of my OTPs

But hear me out

Doto X Biwa Bananahide

Big boba

In the anime she has a huge personality

And... Oh man she's actually hot

[arctic kayak]

yes i love biwa

look at this cute animation 😭

[runic whale]

Adorable cleaner

Why are they

Erm

Wait what her ass is just out like that in her outfit??

[pine geode]

huh, apparently so

I never noticed

[runic whale]

If she moved the hole up

Sleveless

[sudden sundial]

The fluff monster

[ruby mirage]

doto x taiki is also this

[runic whale]

Big boba big boba with gun

Doto and Taiki is also pretty cute, they're best friends irl

[sudden sundial]

Same here but I have the one and only Curren Chan, who is cute

[runic whale]

I wish they acknowledged it a lot

[sudden sundial]

Never not tell her she isn't cute

[runic whale]

Only look at Curren, Okayyy~? ♡

[ruby mirage]

curren is the best

[runic whale]

Goddesses help you if you do

(((o(ﾟ▽ﾟ)o)))

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/curren-curren-chan-uma-uma-musume-silly-gif-147887007277760453

[arctic kayak]

#cutecurrenchan

[ruby mirage]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1pdmviv/ 😭

umadol yuri

[sudden sundial]

Cute but they don't share any track style they would compete on

[runic whale]

The stage

[ruby mirage]

they are friends from dance practice

[runic whale]

Best friends

Very best friends

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1r1zhy3/haru_urara_cheering_on_gentildonna/

[ruby mirage]

also eishin flash is part of that dance practice

<- is popular on umatok

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/carrotman-biko-pegasus-uma-musume-umamusume-tokusatsu-gif-4096348905249667875

HENSHIN

[runic whale]

I like to imagine she reviews toys

Biko Rangers Toy Review

[ruby mirage]

Umamastagram/Umatter Users:
Umatok Users:
Umatube Users:

from what i could find

[potent trail]

curren chan career says umatter but my heart says umablr

[runic whale]

Taiki Shuttle does gun videos

Today we're reviewing the 44 Magnum

[potent trail]

she would do numbers

[runic whale]

Umatter

It's good you aren't on twatter

Bakushin is going viral in twatter

[potent trail]

https://www.tumblr.com/etchif/808212594290802689/bakushin-bakushin-bakushin

[runic whale]

For her armpits

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1r2cqck/the_dirt_champions_and_urara/

The Dirt family is small but they're all happy horses and all of them have zero thoughts

[runic whale]

It's like they're all dating

Maybe Taiki is just touchy like that

[sudden sundial]

Taiki for sure has no concept of personal space

[potent trail]

https://www.tumblr.com/koyomeru/808135535898034177> okay neo we're gonna be sensible okay, i know but we are just gonna enjoy cute sakura horses being cute, okay?

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/sakura-laurel-sakura-bakushin-o-bakushin-sakura-chiyono-o-hawaii-gif-4198985840224307974

[potent trail]

"bakushin is drowning"
"this isnt about her"

[runic whale]

This composition

I'm sorry bringi....

But..

[potent trail]

no, noooo

dont make me do it

[ruby mirage]

chitose o is just in the ocean floor 😭

[runic whale]

FINE....... Not today

Not today, Chiyono O....

[potent trail]

i wish we'd get chitose trainee at some point...

she has support cards, so surely? we can have a trainee also?

look at her, dont you want dead anime mom career or something

[ruby mirage]

R and SR speed cards

[runic whale]

And BELNO doesn't

[runic whale]

Typa mom that dies and gives her daughter to her wife

Oh wait

-# i like to think they are a couple and Spe's mom only trusts Spe with her

[potent trail]

dont you want a funny 1 6 horse

(she did other races, won tenno sho autumn) https://en.netkeiba.com/db/horse/result/1990108898/

[runic whale]

What about a roku nana horse

[arctic kayak]

that's what i assumed too

spe never says anything about her father, so like i assumed her birth mother was in a relationship with the blonde mom and there was a surrogate father

[potent trail]

i had dental hygiene today which meant visiting a breakfast place i like, which meant

oldass steeplechase posters

[sudden sundial]

Uma needs steeplechase

[runic whale]

I like it when she says "two moms"

She never talks about her dad, shows no sign of daddy issues too

[sudden sundial]

Umas only have mommy issues

And her name is Sirius Symboli

[ruby mirage]

Bakushin eating SEA food By @1ofAgnesDigital

SEA umas are based from irl horses

Prequel of this path

[sudden sundial]

When professor of curvature activates

[runic whale]

She's Tracen's mommy

There are two types of mommies in Tracen

Mejiro Ramonu, Super Creek and Sirius Symboli and Symboli Kris S

[runic whale]

They probably would love to meet the Filipino horse "Junkook"

[ruby mirage]

Professor of Curvature actually proc'ed earlier

[runic whale]

By Ok_Razzmatazz3798

Fair and Square and she's a Corrupt and Crooked president

What the fuck happened in 2021 Philippines Triple Crown

[sudden sundial]

Did Coughing Baby come in first

[runic whale]

Heneral Kalentong won 2020 triple crown

Then in 2019 "Real Gold" won 2 legs

2010 has a funny 2 leg winner, Yes Pogi

Which just means "Yes Handsome"

[ruby mirage]

Yuri

[sudden sundial]

Not a fan of KitaDia

[runic whale]

I love KitaDia

Big fan of KitaDia

What other uma is there for Dia

[sudden sundial]

That's her problem

[runic whale]

KB has like 3 girls into her including Dia

Dia has no bitches

[sudden sundial]

She should get a flat and 10 cats

[runic whale]

Other than KB

[runic whale]

Sweep Tosho, Chevachi

[sudden sundial]

Dia would make a good cat lady

[runic whale]

Cheval Grand screamed confession

Dia would be good wife for uhh

Hm

Mejiro uh

The one with the blue dress

Mejiro

[sudden sundial]

Ardan?

[runic whale]

No

[sudden sundial]

Palmer?

[runic whale]

She has blue hair

Noo like a dress i think I was an alt skin

[sudden sundial]

IT's Ardan bro

https://tenor.com/view/mejiro-ardan-uma-musume-gif-25810898

[runic whale]

Not ardan

I had her in JP

[sudden sundial]

Ardan, Palmer, McQueen, Ryan, Ramonu, ummm

Dober

[runic whale]

BRIGHT

[sudden sundial]

Least blue horse I've ever seen

[sudden sundial]

Oh

[runic whale]

Blue dress

[sudden sundial]

Damn is she the most forgettable Mejiro

[runic whale]

Yea

Also i came across information

Mejiro isn't normal

Because RAMONU AND RYAN HAD A FOAL TOGETHER

[sudden sundial]

For the Stego family I think it's Journey, I always forget she's from the cursed line

[ruby mirage]

She is cute

[runic whale]

By lunaticmonster on x

Twice with Ryan too

Gotta keep it mejiro

[sudden sundial]

I don't know anything about Mejiro Rastaban but with those parents he must have been a nightmare

[runic whale]

Gimlet and Ramonu?

Drunkard princess

[sudden sundial]

Ryan in a suit tho

[runic whale]

Looking into mejiro pairings

[ruby mirage]

rdsr by @nooctadesu

[runic whale]

With Mejiros

[sudden sundial]

By tamayume, source link was Pixiv but it was dead

[ruby mirage]

[runic whale]

Family forces tomboy to dress girly

[sudden sundial]

Tomboy didn't say no

[runic whale]

Ryan in a dress 😍
Ryan in a suit 😍
Ryan in summer bikini😍

[sudden sundial]

So cute

GLASSES ARE REALLY VERSATILE

The casual clothes she deserved

[ruby mirage]

I love umas with glasses

[runic whale]

Same

Ryan should keep her hairstyle why does she want to grow it out

[sudden sundial]

We have ZRR, Dictus, Journey...

The one that's in Neicha's team, Royce or something?

[ruby mirage]

[sudden sundial]

Biwa of course

I will count casual Rudolf I will not count Seeking the Pearl

Is that all for glasses?

Not sure if Anshinsawa counts

Transcend too, and whoever this is

That's all of them tho

[runic whale]

Sexy gir

Sleveless automatic 10/10

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-uma-musume-speed-power-stamina-gif-114840222802349330

[ruby mirage]

What if: Wonder Acute with reading glasses

[sudden sundial]

[ruby mirage]

[runic whale]

Murder in her mind

[sudden sundial]

I got one more Riko from a tenpull, not a huge improvement but it's something, now I'll just keep saving

[runic whale]

I can fix Riko

[ruby mirage]

Gentle Danstu by @lunaticmonster

[sudden sundial]

She has the most humble winning animation

https://tenor.com/view/dantsu-flame-peace-out-umamusume-umamusume-pretty-derby-deuces-gif-8300220321377273765

She's very similar to Neicha honestly, very close to being just a normal girl in an academy of freaks

[potent trail]

...im sorry, thats a fucking green

[runic whale]

Teal

[sudden sundial]

Turquoise

It's Zephyr Breeze

[runic whale]

More blue than green

[potent trail]

colors are lying. green

[runic whale]

On the color wheel it's more on blue too

[runic whale]

Is this the girl with the scum of earth garbage owner

[potent trail]

no i this that ones name is haru urara

[runic whale]

The owner of Haru is good, the man was basically tricked by an evil woman who abused Haru's popularity

[potent trail]

oh the woman wasnt the owner?

[runic whale]

I saw divorce art of dantsu flame

[potent trail]

(i didnt really study the lore there)

[runic whale]

Ye, she's like a "pr manager"

Kidnapped Haru btw

[runic whale]

Are mares more aggressive than stallions

Because like.. 90% of the umas that have cute quirks irl are stallions

[sudden sundial]

Ancient Horse Magic says Dantsu had a bad time

Originally he was going to become a riding horse, however, his bowed tendon recovered, so the owner transferred him to NAR as a local racer when he was 6 years old. (If he did well there, he would probably get stallion offers) However, at the time he was totally spent and he was just not suitable for dirt courses. He fought through Arao and Urawa, and left no good results.

After he retired a second time, he was sent to the local horse training center to become a riding horse. But he already had fevers at the time, was examined with pneumonia and soon passed away.
He is a classic example of a poor racehorse that was exploited to death.

There's probably more that isn't being said or maybe isn't known

[runic whale]

A lot of it was because her owner forced him to

If the horse just retired and not exploited to death it probably would've been still alive

[ruby mirage]

Curren Chan was really kind to human trainers but was kinda of the alpha of horses at the retirement farm

[runic whale]

She really likes to talk to humans

[sudden sundial]

The doc also says the owner really wanted a son of Brian's Time and only bought Dantsu because he was the only one available. Between that and Dantsu not winning much (because of living in an era of freaks), I'd believe there wasn't much love or care there

I'm glad the trainers and groomers always seem to be good people, even when the owners are not. But I guess that's almost a guarantee when your job is to take care of animals

[runic whale]

Almost always these people buy their animals just to make them money

Even cygames, a corporate company that runs a gacha game, definitely cares about the horses

[sudden sundial]

I wonder what Dantsu's in-game career is like

[runic whale]

My favorite career purely because of how interactive it is is Still In Love

Regardless of gender you're infatuated with her and you go crazy

She confesses her love to you repeatedly

[ruby mirage]

Apparently in KS miracle's career she falls into a coma and while she is in a coma, tazuna will appear instead of miracle.

[runic whale]

愛して ♡

[ruby mirage]

[runic whale]

What

So you train tazuna

[ruby mirage]

I think it is only for a turn and you are forced to rest at that turn

[runic whale]

You also just keep resting it seems

[ruby mirage]

Tazuna however has voicelines when you tap her during miracle's coma

[runic whale]

Can i marry her in the career

Tazuna, i mean

[ruby mirage]

Oh, i think the ingame reason is she could get a event that she faints during a turn and forces rest. Thought it was a coma since ks miracle went in a coma in the anime

[runic whale]

Wife goals:
Marry Yayoi Akikawa
Goals:
⠀

There is a story in uma that's just sad

Rhein Kraft i think went into a coma and they treated it like she died but then she's cured suddenly

[ruby mirage]

https://youtube.com/shorts/DnKuVNQNriE

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1r2ly4u/ something more happy and adorable

[runic whale]

Teio X Rudolf hm

[sudden sundial]

Do not

[runic whale]

Do yes

Actually no

I'll stick to Teiomaku and Airrudolf

[potent trail]

so im still on tosen jordan career since i got busy yesterday and. uh oh. not all is well in adhd horse lands

ah.

[sudden sundial]

Horse lore try not to be depressing challenger (impossible)

[potent trail]

i think i killed a horse...

[sudden sundial]

Too much nail polish

[potent trail]

pffft, this is kinda mean if hilarious

[sudden sundial]

Her tiktok is gonna pop off

[potent trail]

theres even a surprise happy meek! i must admit this career is a lot more interesting than the beggining would lead you to believe

also this is like peak trainer writing. might deadass be my favorite trainer interpretation so far

[ruby mirage]

Fuku's older sibling story

[sudden sundial]

Did any uma just, have a good time? No injuries, no abuse

Doesn't have to win a lot, as long as they were happy

Oh yeah, El-chan

And Golshi would make his own fun if he wasn't having any

[ruby mirage]

Maybe chiyono o and curren chan

[runic whale]

Lesbian should be a skill all umas have

It boosts their stats if their oshi is racing with them

[ruby mirage]

Also what does chiyono o do in star blossom? Since star blossom timeline is after chiyono o raced

[sudden sundial]

Her best

[runic whale]

You know what she does in Star Blossom

[potent trail]

shes there to... have some very funny faces? but there is this peak in ch31

[runic whale]

She should get a reward

With the great Sakura Bakushin Ojou-sama

[sudden sundial]

Please shut the fuck up about the armpits

[runic whale]

I meant a date, they went on it in the game yk

Or whatever they were doing with Laurel

[velvet pivot]

I love how Gold Ship is canonically a multiversal portal

And also Oguri will move between universes for free food

[sudden sundial]

Absolute assassin

[ruby mirage]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1r2bvkn/

[sudden sundial]

They are roommates

[ruby mirage]

https://youtu.be/Xo_4A5IQcig

[sudden sundial]

Girl died inside

RIP to a real one

[potent trail]

the adhd tiktok horse even gets a depressive episode thats executed so well i teared up, what is this career and why is it deadass really good?

am i gonna put a horse who still says "cringe" unironically into my top five favorites??? bitch i, i might?????

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/tosen-jordan-tosen-jordan-summer-umamusume-uma-musume-tosen-jordan-umamusume-gif-302529828631175049

And after her, her bestie: wei

[potent trail]

i didnt even mention jordan has beef with golshi of all people

[sudden sundial]

Yeah she's the other half of the 12 billion JPY gate incident

[potent trail]

BELOVED?????

sobbing. peak

[sudden sundial]

She looks both confused and smitten

[potent trail]

no thought head empty duo...

[sudden sundial]

To be fair, Tosen runs Medium and Bakushin doesn't know anything exists above Mile

But yeah, Tosen and Helios fit right in with Bakushin, they have synergistic dumbass energy

[ruby mirage]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1r27v00/

[sudden sundial]

Huh, Halwa Sweet really didn't have a tail

That's interesting

[potent trail]

wait fucked my screenshots

there

point being, best summer camp ever

[sudden sundial]

I made a thing http://viewsync.net/watch?v=WttUxO0EooA&t=0&v=e3YcYLE90po&t=4&mode=solo

[runic whale]

What is with the pisupisu golshi Manga

[runic whale]

Jordan jordan unfortunately doesn't sound as good

[ruby mirage]

random golshi moments

[runic whale]

Is bakushin the only name you can say repeatedly and have it always rhyme

[ruby mirage]

"teio" and "golshi"

[potent trail]

:D

15/10. no notes.

[runic whale]

True

[runic whale]

How even

[ruby mirage]

by @kazoku_chicken

[potent trail]

okay, thats a wrap on jordans career. wow. i really truly didnt expect much going in. "right, another influencer kinda type, with kids these days vocabulary. probably a regular career bordering on boring with vague themes of inspiring people. ehh, lets get this done" and i was just. so wrong. truly i kneel. its like nice nature pessimism combined with taishin struggle but also bakushined somehow. and the trainer in this one truly is excellent. just excellent. i wish all umas got a trainer this good. always supportive, always ready to stand behind trainee's dreams in opposition of common sense neighsayers , always tailoring training style exactly to uma's needs. dare i say it, best written character in the career somehow??

[ruby mirage]

i love

[runic whale]

You're the trainer so give yourself a pat in the back

[potent trail]

dont judge book by its cover lesson relearned, good horse https://www.tumblr.com/orionhime/807995574648520704

[runic whale]

I still don't know who she is, but from what i read she's more than ines fujin

[potent trail]

i would not do that to bakushin :< we'd lose arima kinen and we'd lose happily

[runic whale]

Just a forgettable character because she isn't majorly included in any official content

[ruby mirage]

😭

from tosen jordan's profile

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/トーセンジョーダン-gif-1214436276108133026

[runic whale]

Gonna need an uma that puts Lunch as the subject

We need an umatok in umamusume

[potent trail]

i mean jordan does mention it, its canon

[ruby mirage]

well oguri puts "She likes cooking classes and dance lessons (some parts)"

[potent trail]

where is my umablr tho

[runic whale]

Like azur lane, they have an Instagram like thing where the characters post chibi images (can-did pictures) and the other characters with their unique username comments and stuff

[ruby mirage]

Biko Pegasus also uses UmaTok

[runic whale]

I mean an actual interactable feature

[potent trail]

aaah

persona 5 kinda app

im glad i took the time off grind to read these careers i havent yet, its really reinvigorating. next up at last, chiiiyono oooo

[ruby mirage]

Seeking the Pearl can apparently "guess the origin of a station lunch just by looking at its contents."

and before a race "she gets a little hungry."

[runic whale]

I wanna do Matikanefukukitaru career because it's deep

Why do these horses have such deep lore

[ruby mirage]

fuku is depressing

[runic whale]

The only other careers i haven't skipped is Still In Love

[ruby mirage]

i try to not skip the character stories

[runic whale]

Mid-career you lose yourself

[ruby mirage]

running new years haru rn

[runic whale]

You're given three choices, stay with Still , a retort, or leave

In the gymnasium at night

Or atleast when the sunsets

[runic whale]

You cannot leave.

It keeps telling you "i feel a supernatural force, my feet rooted to the ground.."

Then some nonsense choices that's just straight letters

It was a fun career, i wish they did something for career fail

[sudden sundial]

I used to dream of times like this

Me looking a the 7 races 4 wins record

Anyway daughter is so precious

[runic whale]

I came across art where Haru told you that to stop calling her daughter because it's disgusting and i feel something in me break into a million pieces

My daughter is in her rebellious phase 💔

[sudden sundial]

Wins goal race next turn Haru's gonna be so confused

[potent trail]

i didnt take the other screenshot but there's chiyo hanging with teio while maruzen and rudolf watch them (secretly)

kids playdate while their parents watch them.......

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/sakura-chiyono-o-sakura-chiyono-uma-musume-maruzensky-gif-14111484798561594652

[runic whale]

https://tenor.com/view/maruzensky-ears-horse-cinderella-gray-uma-musume-gif-9817517142559820774

[sudden sundial]

Trainer forgor

It's okay because Haru also forgor

Me right now:

Just gotta get that Arima Kinen W...

[runic whale]

I'm still happy they give Haru a happy career

[potent trail]

ah, the sakura genes of dumbassery

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/sakura-uma-uma-musume-sakura-chiyono-o-chiyono-gif-6072266793199743101

[runic whale]

Oi minivans are pretty fast too

[ruby mirage]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1r2t6sd/ silly still

[runic whale]

She was definitely planning to do that but didn't think of consequences

[sudden sundial]

I think she's still gonna do it

[runic whale]

This was Grass' idea

[ruby mirage]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1r2vft3/

[potent trail]

somehow chiyo career has more maruzen angst than maruzen career

[sudden sundial]

She really loves her mom

How can you not when Maruzensky is your mom

[potent trail]

"im chiyono and my mom is depressed but thats okay!"

[sudden sundial]

Depressed Maru? Where? Let me at her I'll fix her

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-maruzensky-jerma-gif-1057070113966905639

[sudden sundial]

It's lonely at the top

[potent trail]

this parent child relationship is perhaps slightly dysfunctional but dang if it aint compelling

[sudden sundial]

I don't know what's wrong with them but they're perfect

[potent trail]

i do really like how they portray (uh, spoilers for the pivotal point of the career, if you care i guess? ||the expectations people had for chiyono as maruzen´s foal, by having uma maruzen have this envelope of her unfulfilled dreams she planned to give chiyono, given how well chiyo took to the derby torch. chiyo wants to be like maruzen, but maruzen interprets it as chiyo wanting to be maruzen. and she is so ready to throw all this baggage and weight upon chiyo and see herself into "obscurity". thank fuck for mr. c.b. ill have to look up lore bc i know jack shit about her, but thanks to her chiyo has a wake up call of "wait a minute some info got crossed i dont wanna be your dream vessel i wanna be equal rivals" and all maruzen can do is :O . really cool stuff||

chiyono is also awesome bc she´s motion sickness representative. samesieeees

[sudden sundial]

I know nothing about Mr C.B. besides being a triple crown that predates Symboli, also he's gorgeous

Also also, they love to make her show up and have no lines, just standing there aura farming

In the anime and movies

I could look him up in The Texts, but I like the air of mystery

And since it was the 80s, it's a coinflip on how bad the anecdotes can be

[potent trail]

i did go to read the texts but i stopped by bakushin and uh

cocon and bitter are also bakushin kids???

[ruby mirage]

It is sleep time
By @sugarwhite1046

[potent trail]

ah. they were saving the chiyo angst til senior year, i see

oooh. so thats why the angst

i really thought she's like. the cute puppy horse. thats what her reputation is. i wasnt prepared emotionally for this

[sudden sundial]

I'm sorry about your dog

[potent trail]

i know i didnt even mention ardan or yaeno this entire time but just. waugh

stupid ass anime horses.......

[sudden sundial]

The uma musume story

[arctic kayak]

horrifying secret cutscene

[potent trail]

banging my fist on a table as i despair shinji style stupid. ass. anime. horses. waugh.

[sudden sundial]

Precious

So this continues to be the best card art in the game

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1r2qn8f/silly_haru_nekoart/

[pine geode]

An Umacorn!

[potent trail]

oh we love actually winning +77 speed at 54% failure. gambaaa

[arctic kayak]

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

[arctic kayak]

oh my god i got it

im so stressed lmao

i kept getting second and then the LAST clock chance i got first 😭😭😭

im on a roll today

[pine geode]

Five way finish!

[runic whale]

That's actually a crazy deadheat

[velvet pivot]

God I love these two together

[runic whale]

Same

They're like one of the best couples and comedic duos

Tamamo makes a good straight man, especially since she speaks with a kansai accent

[velvet pivot]

There’s also the whole opposites thing, Tama is still trying to unlearn being totally broke while Oguri has single handedly drained 1/3 of Tracen’s budget in food alone

[runic whale]

Nah impossible

She does that to Kasamatsu tho

Tracen has bottomless funds

Unstoppable Force VS Immovable Object

Then in Kasamatsu it's
Coughing Baby VS Nitrogen Bomb

[velvet pivot]

I started watching Cingray and it’s so good

[runic whale]

I love Belno episode 0

I need to see polyship Belno Oguri and Tamamo

[velvet pivot]

Oguri’s appetite is unstoppable, at this rate she’ll end up consuming the GDP of a small country in food and cause mass starvation

And that’s before Spe gets involved

[runic whale]

Casual Glutton VS Competitive Fatty

Special Week VS Oguri Cap...

What about Special Week X Oguri Cap

They should just kiss instead of compare imo

[velvet pivot]

Tama could prolly ride on Oguri’s shoulders and lead her with a literal carrot on a stick

[ruby mirage]

Pretty Derby Season 1 X Cinderella Gray

[velvet pivot]

Wait I’ve just reinvented jockies

[ruby mirage]

[runic whale]

I love Spe

She's so basic

She has 2 girls into her

Compared to Oguri's 4

[ruby mirage]

Oguri got the whole tracen campus into her

[runic whale]

Nah it's just like

Tamamo and the girl

That girl that fights with Tamamo

https://tenor.com/view/tamamo-cross-タマモクロス-uma-musume-umamusume-ウマ娘-gif-1139648455653891858

[ruby mirage]

[runic whale]

I like how only tama wears this uniform

I need to see smol rice and smol haru in this too

It'll be like seeing your daughter off on her first day of kindergarten ogh my heart

[runic whale]

https://youtu.be/SSAt_D-2XtA?si=rXm50LRYBOsgKjnj

[ruby mirage]

By @miyuartss

[runic whale]

Hag

[arctic kayak]

auntie

[runic whale]

Wife

[ruby mirage]

👓 by @Acine_to

[arctic kayak]

chiyono's winning animations are so cute

[runic whale]

You should see Machitan's

She dances

https://tenor.com/view/matikanetannhauser-mambo-uma-umamusume-horse-gif-18031294857106192303

The strangest win animations ofcourse goes to Still In Love

And Doto's because you bounce off her massive boobs and she points at nothing

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-still-in-love-pvke-achan-gif-10662164789302337750

[blissful spade]

I do like that, that is the biko pegasus seiyuu

[sudden sundial]

Nothing but 100% from the VAs

[pine geode]

No way... there's a wholee pisode!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=konTluT2mgU

[pine geode]

This is peak

[blissful spade]

they even got the same field area they use for tokusatsu fights

[sudden sundial]

Absolute Sentai

[pine geode]

I like that the leaves on Carrotman's head act as an antenna for calls for help

Yeah that was peak
The full-length theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVRbgu3Qwl0

I didn't notice it in the gif from before, but I like that they remembered to include a tail too

[runic whale]

I mean, it's expected

They're umamusume's number 1 super fan, uncontested

They make details the normal fan don't notice, nor the hardcore umamusume fans.. Only THE horse racing fans would definitely know

[runic whale]

Carrotman

uma

Male uma?!

[pine geode]

The name is "Carrotman" but she's definitely an umamusume lol
As in
Definitely horse-girl

[runic whale]

Cygames also had numerous jockies lol

Even the goat himself Yutaka Take

[arctic kayak]

i love that every picture or videos ive seen of them they are always wearing their character's ears/accessories

[arctic kayak]

in the english game she's "carrot ranger" which makes more sense

[arctic kayak]

no fucking way i got the hot springs twice in a row

what are the odds

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/sakura-chiyono-o-uma-musume-onsen-hotspring-gif-15492668844113020780

Hot Spring ticket is like 5% maybe but I think they increased it, or that might be after increasing

Don't know

[blissful spade]

the reference doc says it's 3% https://www.umareference.com/guide/training-events/raffle

[arctic kayak]

NOO SHES DROWNING!!!

[blissful spade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3qn7TlkcdA Naomi Oozara (Tamamo Cross) going through a Cin Gray production exhibition

[runic whale]

She's not as small as Tamamo

[potent trail]

one thought, only J U S T I C E

exorcising ghosts thru the power of bakushin. six seasons and a movie please

[runic whale]

This just looks funny on mobile because it's like 10 images of bakushin and

Bamboo

And nothing else

[blissful spade]

it doesn't looke that different on desktop

[runic whale]

If it's 10 i think it generates a big one

Bakumemory slide show

[runic whale]

Found unique uma trainer art

Trainer rooting for Scarlet and Vodka

By nueco

[sudden sundial]

Drop everything

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1r3b6kp/smol_stego_passermontanus8/

[runic whale]

What is dad doing

[pine geode]

I like that this could equally be about Golshi or a supernatural being

I didn’t pick up on the oddities the first time and just assumed it was Golshi then

[pine geode]

or, tbh, Agnes Digital has that jiangshi outfit, plus:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1409421261792350279/1471885479992496180/image.png?ex=69908fac&is=698f3e2c&hm=d89a54531002dee10621a472c9a8d17f8fbd6d0360d4122665668b42c8b2fa92&

[pine geode]

Sirius Symboli’s R card

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-sirius-symboli-ウマ娘-シリウスシンボリ-summer-gif-1561283103317112689

[ruby mirage]

[sudden sundial]

[ruby mirage]

Puppy

She gets all the umas in her sr guts card

[sudden sundial]

Not seen: all the other umas out of frame

[runic whale]

Puppy chan

[ruby mirage]

For some reason i cannot open the umamusume app in japan. It keeps on saying "A connection error has occured."

[runic whale]

Common problem, actually

Now you can install umamusume jp

[ruby mirage]

Doesn't show for me in the play store

Playstore still shows me the global app

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1r3ml1g/win_mighty_gold_ships_daughter_engaging_in_yuri/

omg they were farmmates

[runic whale]

Real yuri

[pine geode]

I'm seeing a lot of Bakushin O pace chasers in this CM

[potent trail]

hell yeaaa, group A qualified. thank you baku

[ruby mirage]

https://youtu.be/Ds62tUVixwU chan chan alliance

[potent trail]

makes a lot of sense, you want wit deck, ssr fine motion is strongest wit card, she gives speed star, bakushin has a pace chaser skill in her toolkit, and pacers are easier to build than fronts

and yet im running mine as front. i just cant do it. she is a front runner thru n thru in my heart of hearts regardless of real horse. probably helps that fronts are my favorites in general and i tend to have my stuff geared towards them

[arctic kayak]

more horses

the shift in where i went from doing somewhat prominent characters to just doing my favs

[ruby mirage]

I also running her at front. I already have @ pace and / @ late

[potent trail]

baku, summerzen, curren

[potent trail]

very nice!

[runic whale]

Even at MLB, fine motion just doesn't appear

[runic whale]

My only criticism is rice shower ears should cover the entire canvas /j

[arctic kayak]

true

[pine geode]

Same
One must not hold back the insatiable need to BAKUSHIIIIIN!

[runic whale]

Bakushin was a popular tactic a few months ago

[pine geode]

She’s pretty good in team trials and I thought she’d be godlike half the time, but tragically, my Bakushin just hasn’t been able to make it when it comes to the CM

But it’s the thought that counts. We’ll keep Bakushining into that sun as long as it takes!

Next event I’ll have enough crystal shards to level up my Kitasan Black to LB 3, and then the Bakushining will be off the charts for everybody on the roster. At least, that’s the hope!

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1r3urgo/suzuka_is_not_food/

Who's gonna bite Stego tho

[pine geode]

I dunno about Stego specifically, but I know Shinko would bite anybody

[sudden sundial]

Tazuna will bite Stego

[ruby mirage]

Golshi but in a playful way

[sudden sundial]

Hold on tho

Peak continues: https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1r44kf7/zenno_rob_roys_afterschool_mind_theatre_p2_art_by/

[runic whale]

Cute lesbian couple and evil and intimidating horse

[runic whale]

Fun Fact

Forever Young earned 19,000,000 USD

And he's facing against Nysos in the Saudi Cup with a pool of 20 million

I think Foyo's straightway spurt is gonna get him the crown

8-11 odds for Foyo

Number 1 fav i think

[arctic kayak]

she just like me fr

[ruby mirage]

Why she has such a sad late senior year 😭

Like she faces prime maru and cb in japan cup and arima kinen

[runic whale]

That's horses

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1r3tmgn/shes_been_doing_this_exact_post_on_everything_son/

[pine geode]

t-thanks

female trainer vs male trainer

[runic whale]

Not even the tsundere blush

She just straights up hates you

"so come meet me again later" i think she likes girls, guys

[sudden sundial]

The data is inconclusive

[runic whale]

Yeeea idk, just a hunch.. I think she's lesbian

Take it with a grain of salt

I need more art of them as a married couple

Also.. I need rebellious Suzuka

(we know who sleeps on who between her and spe)

What is he doing 😭

[ruby mirage]

Umas can be placed in two sides.

:) or >:(

Dober is >:( while curren is >:)

[sudden sundial]

Let Suzuka run!

No gates! Just run!

[runic whale]

No

:3

[runic whale]

^

[ruby mirage]

Gentildona is also very >:)

[ruby mirage]

That is just vivlos

[runic whale]

Gentildonna is deathstare

https://tenor.com/view/gentildonna-umamusume-victory-win-1st-gif-1385891026311925567

[ruby mirage]

Doto is <:3

[runic whale]

(´･ω･`)

Gentildonna is sleveless thank you cygames

[blissful spade]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girls-verxina-vivlos-worried-face-uma-musume-pretty-derby-season-3-gif-15752950702112475747

what would be this?

[runic whale]

Hey these girls

Um

Chevachi's sisters

[blissful spade]

[runic whale]

The girl on the right i confuse with tosen jordan

[blissful spade]

vivlos

[runic whale]

Girl on the left

[blissful spade]

verxina

[runic whale]

I am posting this again because i love biwa bananahide

[pine geode]

Back when I first did the King Halo career, I remarked about the Valentine's Event to a friend and how humorously un-valentine's it was, compared to the other umas.

You're out for a walk with her, get mobbed by some fans that give her chocolate, deal with papparazzi, and then when you get back to the office, she "gives you the right" to make her tea. Chop chop.

It just hit me that that only ever happened because that was before I knew about the impact of fan count or how to win races consistently, so I'd get this version of the event.

[ruby mirage]

Torecchi

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-king-halo-king-halo-uma-musume-jerma-gif-8291296279241024818

[pine geode]

In the skill-up version of the event-

It was mindblowing

[sudden sundial]

Not my biggest inspiration but I liked the spread

[runic whale]

King Halo deserves the love from fans

Can we kill her mom?

[sudden sundial]

Sprint cups are ruthless

Everyone and their mother has an S tier Bakushin

Babies cup

[runic whale]

Turbo would disrupt this

She's an even more bakushin, and she runs medium

G on all running styles except Front Running

[pine geode]

It's the curren chans that have me worried

They trampled my Bakushin 15-0

[ruby mirage]

I went ⅗ with my umas,
Each with one win

I have only seen umamusume once in tokyo today. Someone on the train was playing the jp game and had stego

[arctic kayak]

lesbian

gayness runs through the mejiro veins

[arctic kayak]

this is my favorite design of the japanese exclusive characters

no clue what shes like but she looks cool as hell

queen of hearts vibe

[sudden sundial]

Look at Curren Chan

[sudden sundial]

I'm really liking the guaranteed Groundwork from Smart Falcon

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1r4get6/how_fake_wolves_look_when_real_roarers_come_at/

squeak

He really was a dog soul in a horse body

[potent trail]

...good job baku, keep it up

i would eat charcoal for her

[runic whale]

How she scraped it off is beyond me

[potent trail]

when i say i kinda ship them in kismesis kinda way-

....cute. biko is very adorable in general

[runic whale]

The tail lol

Perfect moment

[ruby mirage]

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/curren-curren-chan-uma-uma-musume-silly-gif-147887007277760453

Curren Chan is lowkey a menace

She goes for the trainer silent-assassin style, unlike MTG

Over before you know it

[runic whale]

Noob vs hacker

[sudden sundial]

Bonus Maruzensky

[ruby mirage]

Pretty maru btw

[sudden sundial]

Well deserved overwhelming self-confidence

The anecdote about Rudolf is very cute tho

[runic whale]

The aren't exes, just apart

[sudden sundial]

And here's a Bakushin specialised for Capricorn

[ruby mirage]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1r46yw2/ #lookatcurren

[runic whale]

Curren is so funny

I'm gonna keep saying this but the umas flirting with you regardless of gender is fun

Except dober

[sudden sundial]

More peak from the master https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1r4j6x3/tracen_life_by_公/

[runic whale]

Machan ❤️

I feel bad for Bono, she can't fit

Yet she's happy about it

[ruby mirage]

They be flirting with anyone

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1r46pwm/

[sudden sundial]

I need to know if those four actually play mahjong or if it's artist interpretation

Tanino Gimlet and Festa definitely seem like the type

Mr CB and Sirius I just don't know

[runic whale]

They're all old women so ofcourse they play mahjong

[ruby mirage]

Gimlet, Festa and Sirius has played it in umayuru with Vodka

[runic whale]

Maruzensky plays mahjong with glasses

[potent trail]

is the game in wit5 mahjong or go? i should slow it down and take a look sometime

[sudden sundial]

Mahjong

[ruby mirage]

https://youtu.be/WrymFqwvaoo

Guess who wins

[runic whale]

The gambler ofcourse

99% of gamblers quit before winning big

Vodka will find any sport cool if Tanino finds it cool

Scarlet: "i love Golf!"
Vodka: "Tch, Boring!"
Gimlet: "I too, love Golf."
Vodka: "I love it too!"
damn SIMP

[sudden sundial]

Tsumo! Triple Crown!

[potent trail]

yea, i sure wonder why miss big muscles is popular

[sudden sundial]

They all winning with the same hand this is getting out of hand

[potent trail]

totally a mystery, ryan

[ruby mirage]

||Vodka wins ||

[sudden sundial]

Yakuman

[runic whale]

Should've reflected on her model

[sudden sundial]

Yeah when I win with Yakuma I also have no idea what happened, fair play Vodka

[runic whale]

Bit unfortunate they all have the same body style

I wouldn't mind muscular gorilla- err i mean Gentildonna

[potent trail]

yeah

[runic whale]

Where abs, cygames please fix 💢

I need MUSCULAR LEGS AND ARMS AND MIDRIFF

I'm glad they gave Tamamo a toned back and all but I think all of them should've reflected something like this in their game models too

[potent trail]

https://www.tumblr.com/giltori/788158083276947456/mejiro-ryan-doodle-to-celebrate-global-uma-musume

[ruby mirage]

Ryan