Uma Musume

[sudden sundial]

Currently leveling cards just for the support bonus

[potent trail]

mhmm, been doin that

[sudden sundial]

Got a full 2.5% extra from leveling all my MLB SR and SSR, I don't want to go beyond that

Only 8.68% now

[runic whale]

Figuring out the best danbooru tag combo to maximize finding sleeveless wearing umas doing arm stretches

[sudden sundial]

Actually I'll just take it to 10% with some Rs

[ruby mirage]

My bonus is currently at 8.61%

[arctic kayak]

important video

[arctic kayak]

walmart employee

[sudden sundial]

Umalmart

[lime stream]

ooh, I didn't know she had a mild Kansai-ben

[velvet pivot]

I love how the Umamusume Discord had a Gold Ship AI bot that was supposed to be a funny character thing for Golshi week

Then in true Golshi fashion it proceeded to break completely, started talking weirdly, then escaped the channel it was in when the admins tried to shut it down

[sudden sundial]

First time hearing about this and nothing about it surprises me

[velvet pivot]

Instead of “Garbage in, Garbage out” we got “Golshi in, Golshi out”

We must introduce Golshi to more AIs to break them

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qwl1tx/torenasan_got_caught_crossdressing_rize_ilustrator/

Let her cook!

Apparently horsefem is a popular fanfic tag for Uma

[lime stream]

as in, forcefem but also horse at the same time?

yeah it would be more surprising if that wasn't popular

[sudden sundial]

As in forceuma

But horsefem is too good a name not to use

[lime stream]

and I guess in this context uma implies fem anyway

[sudden sundial]

Only Stego gets to be a boi, but yes

[velvet pivot]

I didn't realize that Tamamo's SSR card features her beta design

[velvet pivot]

truly amazing

[lime stream]

I've seen one in which Still transform her trainer by biting him like a vampire

Send link please.
I found Neo's reddit account

[pine geode]

The acupuncturist is real! She’s here!

First time I’ve seen her in maybe two months

What a coincidence that it happens to be today, the day her support card comes out

Oh three goddesses, I jinxed it! Now she’s here for real!

scary, but I got out of it with no downsides, just a bunch of wit. The safe event.

[lime stream]

of course the Sa is using the kanji for stab

[arctic kayak]

who is this diva

i havent ran into her yet

[potent trail]

she is Evil

(she adds more rng into an rng heavy game)

[sudden sundial]

The chance of pulling this card from the one or two events a career that pull from out of your deck is not something I want to worry too much about

It feels bad that the card is mostly negatives tho. Even the gold skill is pure gamba, I don't understand making it

Also, it might ruin a PB but it makes no difference when farming sparks, so its not gonna happen a lot that it glues a horse

[pine geode]

yee it’s super super rare for it to come up randomly, and even if it does it’s not a run-ender unless you’re trying for top 1% umas/doesn’t necessarily make bad things happen

[potent trail]

"train careers with our event sparks to get more powerful versions so you can beat the extreme difficulty races!" haha. uno reverse digitan

she just wins <3 get fucked pasa

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/el-condor-pasa-umamu-horse-what-the-hell-ran-gif-2041601371843163867

[potent trail]

cant believe this OC uma is so popular she even has reaction images

littlepip of umaverse

[velvet pivot]

Why is this idea sound so amazing to me

• Pad “definitely not trans” Griffin

[pine geode]

horsefem

[pine geode]

From this artist's uma arts
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/139475400

[velvet pivot]

I need to find something with Tamamo I can use as a wallpaper

[blissful spade]

https://tenor.com/view/tokai-teio-teio-uma-musume-umamusume-uma-gif-846835584952368811

[ruby mirage]

By @TrueRadishMan

[runic whale]

She knows

Now she can peacefully marry Belno

And the rest

[pine geode]

frick
All the swapping between mile and medium races keeps confusing me, and I keep sending in the wrong runner for the distance

I should just start sending in an uma that’s good at both and then no more worries

There’s no way to cancel a scheduled race, is there?

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qwp56j/in_which_umas_become_trainers_sort_of_by_fuyukayui/

13 pics all fantastic

King and magikarp is such a fun pairing

Cafe steals this one tho

[ruby mirage]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qx77zs/mamechin_being_a_good_teacher/

[potent trail]

its funny how the fanfest difference between enough fans and not enough fans for bakushin is "you won hardest worker award" "oh, hell yeah!" vs "you won fastest sprinter" "oh, than- SPRINTER?????"

babygirl you still won pat pat

[sudden sundial]

wtf why does carnival cost RP

That's fucked up

[blissful spade]

been saving mine up

didn't have a reason to, until now

[sudden sundial]

Are the carnival skills any good?

[potent trail]

oh no, they go away afterwards

[sudden sundial]

Fucked up, I guess I'm not earning retention this week if I have to put my RP into this

If it wasn't for the Condor stars...

[potent trail]

i mean the stuff is worth it either way

buncha items

[sudden sundial]

I guess it's worth more than what I lose from demotion, but I really don't see why this needs RP it adds nothing to the event

[potent trail]

okay sasami is fucking with me. i havent seen her in months and the second her card drops (which i havent even gotten the r version of, much less ssr), i get two acupuncturist runs in a row?

hello?

[sudden sundial]

Professional troll

[arctic kayak]

i was like "who is that" and then i realized

PUT IT BACK ON 🫵🏻

[ruby mirage]

Tracher Mamechin by @cokuto_uma_02

[arctic kayak]

https://preview.redd.it/absolute-opera-v0-bg40cmb1s39f1.png?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=717eafafb2e97f07e99215552546a72aa824210a

[arctic kayak]

im on mobile and cant reverse image search someone find the source of this for me i feel bad posting uncredited art 😭

[velvet pivot]

You just reminded me how Bakushin is a descendant of Tesco Boy

(Tesco, the UK supermarket)

[arctic kayak]

british bakushin

[sudden sundial]

Some cute Uma, hope she gets added to the game one day

[sudden sundial]

I don't think it's gonna be possible

[potent trail]

"if u dont have horses at home store bought are fine"
the store bought horses:

[arctic kayak]

well....

[sudden sundial]

You know how this event works?

Oh right it shows the results now, though it doesn't show you the odds

The lowest the option, the safer it is

It's like 20%, 40%, 70%, 80% chances, for the good results

[arctic kayak]

i gambled and lost lmao

i just wanted to see what would happen

[sudden sundial]

Anshinsawa giveth, Anshinsawa taketh

I go for Health Chakra every time, it's reasonable odds and good energy

[runic whale]

She's the only human with ears covered

[arctic kayak]

shes hiding uma ears in that big hair

[runic whale]

Also possible

No other human has that bigass ahoge in umamusume

[blissful spade]

doto?

[sudden sundial]

Doto is not human, you're confusing her with TM Opera O

[runic whale]

She's an uma

TM Opera O doesn't have a big cowlick unfortunately

See??

[blissful spade]

oh whoops I read this wrong

[runic whale]

Fun fact: TM Opera O loved Ryuji Wada, but Ryuji Wada hated himself

For ONE reason

He didn't think he was worthy to ride TM Opera O after he himself gave up in the Arima Kinen because they were blocked, but Opera O saw an opening and won the race for them

You can tell because mid-race his head was down, he gave up

Also holy shit I've said this a million times already but they're NOT upping the drama during the conversion to Anime

[ruby mirage]

opera o is cool

[runic whale]

They just turned them to girls

The only dramatization i remember is that Special Week race where it's a 4-way dead heat

The 2013 Arima Kinen always makes me tear up, such beautiful performance from the Golden Tyrant and knowing who that win was for

[potent trail]

if its very early in the run, i might pick charm

but otherwise, ye

[runic whale]

Going into that 4th corner was fucking impressive holy shit

Instantly seperates from the pack and distance himself to 5L or so

I talk about this race once a month but man what a horse

Gold Ship is also in this race, there he is a 3rd

He's strong and amazing in his own right but he can't compare to Orfevre

He did try the L'arc too but placed 14th

Compared to Orfevre's 2nd

[ruby mirage]

Orugen by @lucesamaaa

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qwmu6s/bathing_with_the_dads_by_ancha/

Just three dads sitting in an onsen, 0 feet apart because they're gay

[ruby mirage]

[sudden sundial]

Digitan could use a dad or two

I know she's weak to all umas but Tanino is probably her kryptonite

[ruby mirage]

Shuka Sho promo art

[runic whale]

Any uma that flirts with umas is her kryptonite

Pink kryptonite except it maximizes her already maximized gay

[sudden sundial]

Yeah but Tanino has more rizz than Fuji Kiseki

[runic whale]

Does she have more rizz than sirius symboli

By siriusjfu

puppy-chan~

[sudden sundial]

Now that's tough competition

I wonder what a Stego that isn't dressed like a hobo looks like

Put that man in a suit

[runic whale]

Tbh the fan stego designs are sexy

That's when she was just a mob uma

(because like.. Every race in season 1 and 2 Pderby Stay Gold is in

Like this

I genuinely don't know who made this, i tried Google lens

[ruby mirage]

I got stego in dress
By @awofujiiro

[sudden sundial]

Looking good dad

[runic whale]

And for this night she'll turn me into a woman

https://youtube.com/shorts/t2Psa6XF6_A

Must've been the wind

The longer uma goes, the more global fans understand it's umamusuyuri

Found the original btw

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qx7cme/tazuna_lets_a_secret_slip/

[runic whale]

Also she was going to say Umamusume and not the male version

Then she remembered that he might be transmascuma

[sudden sundial]

Maybe we the trainers were uma all along

[runic whale]

And they're training us to be a better person

Stego concept by "smoke klll"

Anego is also there, she's the most associated with Stego

[sudden sundial]

Nah yakuza doesn't fit Stego

Would fit Susi tho

Sunday Silence: Like a Horse

[runic whale]

Susi would be short yakuza

https://youtu.be/4Ah7wddPV2I

This fits 2 threads

[runic whale]

https://tenor.com/view/武豊-yutaka-take-umamusume-ウマ娘-suspence-gif-17630145710056909368

Da goat, John Umamusume, Yutaka Take

[potent trail]

robbed of air shakur tatoo

[runic whale]

I presume they didn't go ahead with it because, you know, Japan

And Japan implications

And the hotspring ticket would be impossible with her lol

Rice Shower VS Meisho Doto pessimist self depreciation competition

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/haru-urara-haru-urara-punch-uma-gif-3671877342466542406

[potent trail]

but whats this, its makifufu with a steel chair!!!!

[runic whale]

Makitanefuckutari

[runic whale]

Why do I memorize the meni meni suki rushhu choreo

[potent trail]

gonna try to throw chrimguri into a blender for club fans

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-umamusume-uma-uma-musume-oguri-uma-gif-12988350546616302090

[ruby mirage]

game tamano cross feels very different from cingray tamano cross. like in the game, she has a full family with younger siblings, while in cingray she looks like an only child
additionally, she is less giddy in cingray compared to the story in game.

[runic whale]

By 賳殱 pixiv

たま

[lime stream]

yeah, a lot of the umas are more serious in the anime just because they're allowed to have character arcs and/or misfortunes that prevent racing

[ruby mirage]

however, ingame tama loves to slap other people

[lime stream]

since she fully embraced her tsukkomi role

anime tamamo "just" has the thick accent

[runic whale]

I love ingame tamamo

She's gay in the anime but gayer in the game

[lime stream]

that's difficult to imagine

[runic whale]

True, she's super gay either way

[ruby mirage]

cingray album cover

[runic whale]

Gay since birth

She cries in a kansai accent when she was born

[ruby mirage]

[runic whale]

I really like that edit of her and Oguri kissing

After The Race

[ruby mirage]

by @R0sec099

[runic whale]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-tamamo-cross-uma-musume-coolchouzhao-gif-9717050640578366369

[runic whale]

Tiny gold ship

Because baby gold ship would have brown hair

[ruby mirage]

apparently tama appears in the golshi manga. idk where though

i know cingray oguri appears to beat pisu oguri at an eating contest

[runic whale]

Who is that girl

[ruby mirage]

glutton of history vs glutton of today

[runic whale]

Waiter waiter, is the special "unrequited love" fanfic between Special Week and Grass Wonder a thing

[sudden sundial]

CUTE

[runic whale]

Giving us diabetes like this

It's funny to me how they love putting tamamo cross in a kindergarten outfit

[ruby mirage]

Umbrella by @Ryer2911

[runic whale]

Hugging session

[ruby mirage]

Sanrio x Cingray

[pine geode]

I like this variant of Obey Your Master’s outfit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024876077576900631/1469142696907247884/image.png?ex=69873e02&is=6985ec82&hm=a71099fe8c0b5f40b94595ffe6c48dceae08c54ac5d296bb51a24ea1d2ecbee3&

[sudden sundial]

Dressing like she goes to British private school

[pine geode]

Wait a second…

hmm
neigh
similar but probably independently designed

[runic whale]

Ye

[runic whale]

I'll obey her

If she wants me to be her wife then sure

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qxguup/a_heated_conversation/

[runic whale]

My tounge has burn heal abilities, let me heal you bakushin

Finally, I'm not the only one that notices the RUNWAY on Baku's head

The PARKING LOT

[potent trail]

change of plans. its bikini grandmas time in the blender

im sure she'll be fine

oh wait actually i can squeeze in just a touch further

yeessss

[ruby mirage]

You gonna kill the hag 😭

[potent trail]

im afraid chiyono will have a different set of mommy issues now

[sudden sundial]

So what's all these races for?

[potent trail]

fan farming

i need to up my club contribution just a wee bit

[sudden sundial]

I see

My club asks for 2M a week which is just 5 or 6 runs so I never worry about it

[potent trail]

i never fan farmed before this so im in hehee hohoo testin period. afterwards ill just do a couple a month when/if needed

[sudden sundial]

How much does your club ask for?

[potent trail]

now if maruzen could stop fucking up 7% failure chance training, that would be swell

[potent trail]

25M a month, but its a new requirement and they aint kickin out "underperforming" ppl yet, i think only about 7 people got that down last month when it was announced (i was 3 mil short)

[sudden sundial]

Goddamn

Yeah that's more than double what mine asks

[potent trail]

we have been really skyrocketing in rankings tho

[sudden sundial]

I think it's because mine only asks to keep rank and isn't looking to advance

IT's A or A+ which is fine

It has kicked people for sure

[potent trail]

the club´s just 3 months old so i think it might even out afterwards

we´re just in closing the gap period rn

[sudden sundial]

BTW if you don't know this is the easiest way to check your own progression, you just need the club's name (caps sensitive)
https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile

[potent trail]

im on the uma moe version, no worries https://uma.moe/circles/500541832

[sudden sundial]

Ooh

[pine geode]

My friends' and I's club 🧬

[ruby mirage]

BoaNE ost goes hard

https://open.spotify.com/track/3Dj6NgvbTN8Wafaix2kPyv?si=uwGSQmwRSK-pk9rOvpuFgw

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qxj9zw/

[sudden sundial]

Oh same artist as the arcade

[potent trail]

830k and she fucked up several trainings and some important races like japan cup classic. i think i can deadass pull off a 1mil run when stars align

[sudden sundial]

For swimsuit granny that seems accurate

[potent trail]

she's just built different

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-uma-musume-maruzensky-maruzen-sky-kfc-gif-6134871112315456649

[potent trail]

i didnt even get proffesor or maestro in this run. shits crazy

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qxfxvq/we_pulling_for_trainers_now/

[ruby mirage]

By @townslore_

[sudden sundial]

I hear Yutaka Take is still meta but you have to get him to 4 stars

I was gonna say "I'd pull trainers, honestly", but that's the support cards

[ruby mirage]

I love ogtm

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qxh8fh/heated_argument_by_pot8og_and_translated_by/

Family feud

Last panel is moments before an entire wing of Tracen Academy is blown to smithereens

[arctic kayak]

i like searching up a character on google images without specifying uma musume and half the results are anime girl and the other half are real horses

or... both

[arctic kayak]

oppy

[runic whale]

Doto my love

Old horse

She turned 30!!!!

[runic whale]

I could hear her laugh

And inevitably, Doto's poor attempt at mimicking her laugh

[arctic kayak]

i was shocked to see she was still alive

he

same with gold ship, i was shocked hes younger than me! i thought all these horses were around like 20-30 years ago

[velvet pivot]

Gold Ship is an anomaly and should not be considered

I’ve fallen down the horsefem rabbit hole and I love how all of the stories imply that Tracen has the ability to just make people disappear

Creation of a Umamusume (really damn good fic btw) even has a bit where it’s mentioned that Tracen has access to military force if needed

[runic whale]

Daiwa scarlet is 20 years ago but she's still alive

She's 22 i think

The oldest horse in umamusume is Nice Nature, he passed away at 33 or so in 2023

[runic whale]

Which is accurate

Tracen has their own Mercenary group

Complete with Chinooks

They are under the URA tho

[velvet pivot]

Actually considering the hardware the director has access to it would not surprise me if they just had an Abrams parked in a garage

[arctic kayak]

the concept of these horses being younger than me is wild to me idk why

[runic whale]

22 is pretty old for a horse

[velvet pivot]

Where on earth is this panel from lmfao

[arctic kayak]

yeah

[runic whale]

It's crazy how people say they torture them or something even tho JRA law prevents it from happening and they're strict about it

[arctic kayak]

i found out meisho doto the horse is turning 30 next month

[runic whale]

Cinderella Grey

[runic whale]

My old girl

It makes me happy to know they're living up to 30

[velvet pivot]

Is this an actual fucking panel from the manga lmfao

[runic whale]

Then they can just randomly die within 1 day for no reason

[arctic kayak]

daiwa scarlet was born in 2004

[runic whale]

Yes

[ruby mirage]

Yeah

[velvet pivot]

Humans are the same Tbf

[ruby mirage]

It is like in chapter 195 or something

[runic whale]

She raised in the late 2000s which is pretty crazy

[velvet pivot]

???? Ok I love this series even more now

[runic whale]

Yea but horses would just die out of nowhere

Take seeking the pearl for one

No one knows how he died

[arctic kayak]

daiwa scarlet's father was tachyon

[runic whale]

There is speculation he was struck by lightning but nothing is confirmed, he just died

Haru and Grass for one too, their conditions just worsened in under 24 hours and passed the next day

[arctic kayak]

i love finding out what horses are related irl

[runic whale]

Wanna know a fun fact

Mejiro Bright got with 5 of 6 children of Sunday Silence

Yes, she did the do with Special Week, Zenno Rob Roy, Manhattan Cafe and Agnes Tachyon

And also El

Nishino Flower's irl mates are crazy tho

They're depicted to be much taller than her in umamusume yet they all fell for her

[velvet pivot]

I love how in universe they just accept that some umas have some sort of bond with each other but they’re not sure what it is

[runic whale]

They're born gay

[ruby mirage]

Mejiro Ryan is Mejiro Dober's Sire

[velvet pivot]

See: Agnes Tachyon and Daiwa Scarlet

[runic whale]

Bakushin being Kitasan's granddad is funny to me

She always uses Kita as a cushion because the dumbass doesn't know how to stop

https://tenor.com/view/キタサンブラック-kita-chan-funny-サクラバクシンオー-sakura-bakushin-o-kitasan-black-gif-2958413898128341765

[ruby mirage]

Not a lot of connection in game compared to other parent child relationships like daiwa/tachyon & vodka/gimlet

[velvet pivot]

Well in JP there’s the thing with the Gold clan often ending up together

[runic whale]

We'll get it in the future

Stego and Gold Ship are roommates

Golshi often comes to her crying and complaining and she encourages her or comforts her, it's pretty cute

By SakaiMitaru. The cutest and saddest irl ship

[velvet pivot]

The mated relationships are probably not going to be acknowledged… mostly because it’s a bit awkward to explain

[runic whale]

It's acknowledged lol

Some of them, but yea they're acknowledged

[velvet pivot]

Well acknowledged as explicitly

[runic whale]

Like Ikuno Dictus appearing in S2 even tho she seems random

Because she's referred to as Mejiro McQueen's lover because he's smitten with her

[arctic kayak]

everyone is taller than nishino flower

[velvet pivot]

I still need to catch up with the anime

[runic whale]

Did you know

There's irl horse yaoi?

[velvet pivot]

Tamamo Cross:

[arctic kayak]

is she shorter

[runic whale]

Sunday Silence or the sire of a lot of the umas, was "in love" with McQueen

To the point that he'd throw a tantrum if mcqueen isn't around

So that's why they always let mcqueen graze first before letting Susi out of the stables

[arctic kayak]

loud incorrect buzzer

[velvet pivot]

Goddamnit

[runic whale]

That's why McQueen was referred to as his wife

[velvet pivot]

She’s shorter by 5cm apparently

[arctic kayak]

tama is 5 c

yeah

[runic whale]

Yea tama is 5cm tall

[velvet pivot]

Amazing

[arctic kayak]

there's just like a whole category of short people

they could be like

idk

[runic whale]

I know one fact but you just have to Google it to your own accord

Special Week and Grass Wonder's reunion

[velvet pivot]

Pffft yeah I’ve seen that

[runic whale]

As you know, Spe dislikes orange horses and Grass Wonder really loves Special Week

[arctic kayak]

HUH

[runic whale]

Really funny because it lines up with their anime relationship

They're genius for making spe who clearly has a dislike of orange horses meet Grass Wonder

[arctic kayak]

hates orange horses but shes in love with suzuka

[velvet pivot]

Apparently Akikawa is the same height as Tamamo

[runic whale]

She's a special case

[arctic kayak]

a special week case

[runic whale]

She literally had an entire scene of falling in love with Suzuka in the anime 💔

Then there's relationship drama

[runic whale]

Shortie

Their difference is akikawa is wealthy

And tama is brokie

[velvet pivot]

I still love the trivia that Meisho Doto hated the name TM Opera O but really liked the actual horse, TM Opera O

[runic whale]

Behold, T.M. Opera O

[velvet pivot]

And probably thought that aka Wada Ryuji was the “Opera O” that would get everyone depressed whenever it was mentioned

[ruby mirage]

She is 4 apples tall

[velvet pivot]

I love how Tama quite literally doesn’t know how to treat herself because being broke is so engrained into her personality (I can relate to this)

[arctic kayak]

i was literally going to say that but i forgot

[runic whale]

God i really love this ship

By arisu syndrome

Funfact

In their duo support card

Nishino Flower is putting a flower crown on Seiun Sky

This is a reference to their child together, Nishino Daisy

[ruby mirage]

[runic whale]

A foal born out of the obsession of one man for Seiun Sky

[velvet pivot]

Meanwhile Oguri is vacuuming up food worth more than she’s seen in her entire life in a single afternoon

[runic whale]

https://youtu.be/l50lI-U05b8

Please watch this

[velvet pivot]

Doing that tmw lol, it’s 3am

[runic whale]

Made my cry it's so beautiful

Also, another fun ironic fact

It's sad but fun

Seiun Sky irl was considered a genetic dead end

While in JP, she's one of if not THE BEST parent for your horse

[ruby mirage]

By @Odroita

[runic whale]

Best girl she deserves all the fish

Wait a minute

Nishino Flower got with Tanino and Kris S??

[ruby mirage]

Yes

[runic whale]

What insane lineup is that

Nishino Flower's harem is humble

Agnes Tachyon, Taiki Shuttle, Seiun Sky, Tanino Gimlet, and Symboli 𝒦𝓇𝒾𝓈 𝒮

[ruby mirage]

By @eatLRJ

[ruby mirage]

by @ComomoGummy

[runic whale]

Cutest ship ever

[pine geode]

close lol

I'm gonna guess that wherever it was originally made, it was in fact 2kb

[ruby mirage]

Team Alkes by @mokumoku_warabi

[runic whale]

Watashi no BAKUSHIN uketomete?

Meni shuki russhu has one of the most craziest lyrics in uma songs I've ever heard

[ruby mirage]

Stay Gold clan on meni shuki rush is heavenly

[runic whale]

Fanfic or song

That's right, it's from Meni Shuki Russhu

[ruby mirage]

[runic whale]

Her voice is HOT

[ruby mirage]

By @hitsujicchii

[ruby mirage]

The stay gold clan really locked in for this song 😭

[runic whale]

This was the moment I fell for gold ship

[runic whale]

It's funny to think they just lock in during performance

Which of the gold clan has their voice for the song

Man i love Anego

[arctic kayak]

scarlet and nice nature didnt get the memo

[ruby mirage]

i have heard fenomeno and stay gold. i think all of them have their voice

[arctic kayak]

0:18 she ATE THAT UPPP

[ruby mirage]

official singers includes stay gold

all the pretty umas and there is stay gold

[runic whale]

I wanted to see scarlet midriff mb

I had all of them wear casual clothing with crop tops and I forgot to change it for scarlet and nature

[runic whale]

Anego doesn't

[runic whale]

The switchup is crazy

[ruby mirage]

damn

[runic whale]

I love anego

Why does her body style appeal to me

https://tenor.com/view/dream-journey-umamusume-ウマ娘-ドリームジャーニー-gift-gif-13647110089496856519

She's small but not child-ish small like mayano or sweep tosho

She's like, average

[ruby mirage]

Her glasses makes her cute

[runic whale]

I love Anego

Woah Gentildonna's character song is crazy

https://tenor.com/view/gentildonna-umamusume-victory-win-1st-gif-1385891026311925567

[ruby mirage]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1ot83rf/ wholesome

[runic whale]

The tyrant only softens up to her beloved

The tyrant does not concern herself with strangers

[sudden sundial]

I take it back, Nishino is the rizz master

[runic whale]

Her harem is crazy

And she has a type

[arctic kayak]

i got hot spring tickets and then lost the ura finals

my first time ever getting tickets and i BLEW IT

[sudden sundial]

Even with clocks?

That hurts

[arctic kayak]

yes

[sudden sundial]

We'll get them next time!

At least the onsen tickets are on higher odds now

[ruby mirage]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qxuflp/

[runic whale]

Other cute ship

[ruby mirage]

ears

[runic whale]

Wonder if Kris S kisses them sometimes

[ruby mirage]

probably

[runic whale]

Canon Gay wtf

[ruby mirage]

By @Gus3B

[sudden sundial]

MTG and Brian?

[ruby mirage]

Yeah

[runic whale]

Brian will turn her into the adult she wanted to be

I have a love triangle idea

Tokai Teio X Ikuno Dictus X Mejiro McQueen

Because it was also rumored Dictus didn't like McQueen that way, but is inlove with Teio

[runic whale]

Fun fact

Stego prevented the injury that hurt Suzuka in her story

[sudden sundial]

Yeah Stego is aware of his previous life and goes around changing the timeline

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-pretty-derby-stay-gold-gold-ship-nakayama-festa-fenomeno-gif-5109593612895252557

[ruby mirage]

handsome uma

[runic whale]

I love how Ueda feels a deep emotional connection to Gold Ship

She loves being her

[sudden sundial]

It's not her

It's Gold Ship taking over

Reaching across the gap

[runic whale]

She's already gold ship when she carried the franchise for 2 years

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qy026s/emotions_told_through_the_ears_yagiwasi_1003/

Also accurate to horses, of course

[ruby mirage]

[sudden sundial]

In the video where Doto punches TM Opera O you can tell he's angry

[ruby mirage]

digitan ears here are pointing different directions
by @nabesaoripuyo

[sudden sundial]

Overwhelmed

Also most artists probably draw the ears without considering the meaning

[runic whale]

Hime-sama
-Bright, Probably

[runic whale]

Doto is always angry

[ruby mirage]

[runic whale]

Demon.exe 😭😭😭

Even Bourbon doesn't do this

Who taught her this

[ruby mirage]

i have no idea 😭

[velvet pivot]

The carrot body pillow <3

[sudden sundial]

https://bsky.app/profile/advarcher.bsky.social/post/3me7zrih2ck2z

advarcher (@advarcher.bsky.social)

"That day she showed me what it truly meant to be strong"

#umamusume

Likes

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Bluesky · Feb 6, 2026, 11:13 PM

[runic whale]

She's going to be gay and do crime

https://tenor.com/view/taiki-taiki-shuttle-shuttle-umamusume-uma-gif-15057039644495348591

https://tenor.com/view/mejiro-mcqueen-mejiro-mcqueen-gun-gif-12508106807899809001

[arctic kayak]

no mcqueen nooo

[ruby mirage]

It is 's birthday by @fixitieser_

[potent trail]

ooooh

[ruby mirage]

biko is pretty cute

[reef anchor]

OOF

[velvet pivot]

Average McQueen experience

[velvet pivot]

Can you blame her I would be too

[sudden sundial]

I embrace and love all aspects of Golshi

Yeah

[potent trail]

https://www.tumblr.com/evosushiii/807766461205610496 ppl b workin on absolutely kickass wips

[sudden sundial]

Wow

My honest reaction:

[sudden sundial]

I'm free

My chains are broken like Teio's feet

Only exception here is King Halo who is not a 9*, she's a 4* STA 1* POW.
But she's 9* Turf and she's Haru's mom

[runic whale]

Bakushin this is why i love you

They legit took the time to put shadows there, they knew what they were doing

axilla

[arctic kayak]

non copyright disneyland

[runic whale]

At first i read that as lightning mcqueen

[arctic kayak]

i was watching someone play this game and they gave mcqueen a lightning mcqueen voice and it was cracking me up

[runic whale]

I like how mcqueen predates Lightning McQueen

She an old hors

Also i think her relationship with gold ship is cute and sad

Gold Ship messes with her because she spent zero time with her irl because mcqueen passed 2 years before Gold Ship was born

[runic whale]

Sirius Symboli will call you Puppy-chan no matter your gender

[pine geode]

Sirius Symboli's IRL jockey is a big fan. His profile in-game is all Sirius Symboli. He runs a Sirius Symboli club, where everybody is Sirius Symboli, and he just does Sirius Symboli careers, by the dozens/hundreds.

I wonder how he feels about being called puppy-chan

Well
I guess all of the above gives an inherent answer to that, nevermind

[runic whale]

He loves it

[pine geode]

reasonable reaction

[runic whale]

Who doesn't

[pine geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/833692879372943390.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=flutternod~1

[arctic kayak]

I FINALLY GOT IT

[pine geode]

We are so Bakushin

[arctic kayak]

girl this is not about you

[ruby mirage]

By @idonum

[arctic kayak]

umayon did fuku dirty where are her big ass rabbit ears

she is so bnuy

im gonna make a tier list of uma musume ears on a scale of horse to bunny

[ruby mirage]

& vs &

[pine geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1394197918260527206.webp?size=48&name=yukino_bijin&lossless=true

idk what it is but Yukino Bijin just gives me big bunny vibes
It was from first sight

She even chooses a bunny thing in an event with Manhattan Cafe

[arctic kayak]

me too

[arctic kayak]

opera and urara are like borderline cat, golshi is horse, mcqueen is deer, fukukitaru is rabbit, rice shower is fennec fox

air groove is lynx

[ruby mirage]

Still in Love & Manhattan Cafe by @wanuuma

[pine geode]

oh my goodness gracious

[runic whale]

That's not fuku...

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qyz0iu/selection_of_assorted_art_by_morisshii_pt_2/

Also I'm currently doing a Brian run and my god she's such a good horse

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-narita-brian-dance-heart-gif-10453274419288561710

[runic whale]

Even at max level she's mid I'm sorry princess

[ruby mirage]

Which uma should i run with today

[sudden sundial]

Haru, get that Arima Kinen win

[ruby mirage]

Impossible for me at the moment
She still can't even win the jb ladies race in the classic year

[runic whale]

WHAAAAAAT?!!!!!??!!!!!!!

Phew it's fake

I just noticed the numbers for the compensation

Go roku shi

I honestly don't see what's wrong with the video, it wasn't even NSFW

Partly because i haven't seen the video yet hold on

[ruby mirage]

Cycling Suzuka
by @NingenGokko24

[runic whale]

Oh i see now

I see now

[ruby mirage]

[runic whale]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-king-halo-fade-disappear-bye-gif-22279179

[sudden sundial]

Very aerodynamic

[runic whale]

Her hair must be annoying

I used to bike with a girl with long hair and it kept blowing everywhere

Now draw Suzuka with a French braid tied at the nape

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qz4dwt/who_is_this_innocent_looking_uma_from_the_mejiros/

[runic whale]

Wait a minute i think she has this hair-do in her swimsuit outfit

[sudden sundial]

This propaganda works on me

[runic whale]

I love this

They should also shed light at the fact he was probably a timid horse

Special Week must have loved this

Yup look like she does have a French braid tied at the nape hair do

I'll have to check the game database for jp games

Woah in her water bottle in one of her support cards she's drinking SPE

[sudden sundial]

Spe-chan lost sight of the carrot and lost interest

[runic whale]

Is it really worth it

Yes the crop is necessary

[runic whale]

So that's why, she wants her in her mouth

[ruby mirage]

@NingenGokko24 has drawn this version

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/silence-suzuka-umamusume-uma-musume-umamusume-pretty-derby-suzuka-umamusume-gif-3548429264276570582

[runic whale]

Special week is DROOLING

Am i? Yes that bikini is so pretty oml

[ruby mirage]

this artist is a fan
there is a lot artwork made by them

[runic whale]

I bet no spezuka

Bane of artists... Yuri

Woah the detail is fucking crazy with cygames

Her footsteps, it implies she paced back and forth

She might be waiting for someone, looking at the rain and thinking if they're okay and if it'll let up soon

Rainbow

It's also a character trait of hers it's pretty cool how they referenced it

I mean how could the number 1 umamusume fan fall behind

Sasuga cygames

[velvet pivot]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cJDxsK-DbDc

[runic whale]

Tf this is just regular footage???

They didn't even try changing it to her voice💔

[novel depot]

That tweet might be fake, but Cygames is not above the Golshi joke. I would post a link to Twitter with example, but they are not allowed on this server.

[pine geode]

I’m pretty sure a lot of the bonuses we’ve been getting have been in 56400s lol

[sudden sundial]

Yeah they did the gorushi carats for that one Golshi event a while back

[runic whale]

A while back? Wasn't that just a month ago or something

Ok that's a while back

Cygames would NEVER give Bakushin sleeves

NEVER

ever.

And they shouldn't

[potent trail]

sleeves would go against established bakushin lore

[runic whale]

Oh yea that's definitely my reasoning too

https://tenor.com/view/yuyushiki-yui-ichii-laughing-anime-gif-5801085865927835961

[ruby mirage]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qz8y4h/

[runic whale]

God rest MY soul

[sudden sundial]

Her ears are definitely S tier for this franchise

[runic whale]

S tier Axilla

[potent trail]

ooh she also has a tiny cape (like bakushin)? thats delightful

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/sakura-chiyono-o-chiyo-uma-musume-chiyo-dance-gif-15164896205046452032

[potent trail]

squints my hardest at laurel art i thiiink even she has a tiny capette

smol cape sakura club....

[pine geode]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZzDwyKSz7A

[ruby mirage]

pat them

[arctic kayak]

oh god shes back

[ruby mirage]

Also why is team alkes so dog/canine-coded

[sudden sundial]

Because Chiyo has the aura of 10 dogs

Speaking of dogs https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qz7n2e/postlegend_race_shinko_windy_translated_takiki/

I love bullying umas for their shoes

[ruby mirage]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1Sj2bxP0asJccLFWuFQMWR

[potent trail]

about 95% of dog duties fall on yoshino prevail

this is literally first four chapters shes in

shinko wishes she had this kinda feral dog energy

[ruby mirage]

These late 1980s/early 1990s umas have so much dog energy

[potent trail]

her concept art is especially funny to me. "awww what a cute puppy"

"EVIL PUPPY, THATS AN EVIL PUPPY"

[ruby mirage]

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qze1ky/turbo_dressed_differently_to_go_out_with_the/

A rare sight

[runic whale]

God i can never unsee it now

[runic whale]

Used, too

Fresh after the race please, thanks

[velvet pivot]

I want to buy Tama merch now but idk where to get it

Who let our short queen ball

[runic whale]

Photo shoot for teio

[runic whale]

Bowling huh

[velvet pivot]

I’ve also named my new PC build after her… because it’s fast but also broke (like most of the parts are used or salvaged from somewhere else)

[runic whale]

Buy from proxy shops

[pine geode]

Anime shops/sites, marketplaces like mercari/ebay, etc...

Mercari in particular specializes in exporting things from Japan

I got Haru and Golshi racehorse plushies from it

umamusume behind the scenes books..

In fact, I’ve gotten more than I should be spending

But yeah, you can find a lot on mercari

[velvet pivot]

Spent all my carats, got the wrong 3 star from the banner lol

[ruby mirage]

bono

[velvet pivot]

I’m just gonna save to get Mambo and get her to a 3 star lmfao

First Eclipse First gate I’ve had ngl

[ruby mirage]

btw mambo will be 2* uma
so it will be very easy to get her to 3*

[velvet pivot]

Ngl I was half expecting to get normal TM Opera O with my luck

[velvet pivot]

Yep which is why I’m excited lol

[ruby mirage]

all the team canopus team members are 1* or 2* umas

[velvet pivot]

I love how F1 and Uma has somehow developed an overlap

[arctic kayak]

GO AWAY

shes haunting me

[runic whale]

She's kinda hot

I bet if she took off that coat she'd be cuter

https://tenor.com/view/satono-diamond-uma-musume-satono-satono-diamond-worm-gif-10400485730432458344

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-uma-musume-uma-musume-pretty-derby-pretty-derby-gif-8800897653063376913

https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/117671659

Oh man

[arctic kayak]

oh i wont deny that

i just think its funny i literally said ive never seen her before and now ive seen her 3 times within like 3 days

[runic whale]

They fixed odds

I wonder what she looks like without that lab coat

I mean without those glasses

It's pretty funny to me how without the umamusume uma ears they look bald

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-uma-musume-uma-musume-pretty-derby-ウマ-gif-15289540296127222138

[arctic kayak]

average week

[runic whale]

Average day

[potent trail]

this event always makes me wanna sob. this is what bakushin is about as a character at her core. not the speed, not the dumbassery. the utter dedication to helping others, the hyping up of everyone to succeed, the goal of being a role model to others. the will to see it through despite occasional doubt creeping in and lets be honest, despite the reality of Gs in medium and long. my girl kinda aint got shit on rudolf results wise, but damn if she doesnt match the dedication

how can you not love this horse. she's just so dang genuine it hurts. dare i say it, the pinkie pie of umamusume

[ruby mirage]

By @mahoxyshoujo

[runic whale]

Keeps her sleeves off too

She's an idiot but like a genuine one

She only means well

[ruby mirage]

look at these cats

[blissful spade]

uma musume themed pop up store event happened in my city

[pine geode]

so umazing

are you gonna go?

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qzx2fu/no_thought_between_their_eyes_beritateyvat/

[ruby mirage]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qzep0l/

[ruby mirage]

omg nice nature is very cute

[sudden sundial]

Wife Natura is always very cute

And that fluffy hair is top tier

https://tenor.com/view/nice-nature-nice-nature-umamusume-nice-nature-uma-musume-awawawa-gif-6967484245090895472

[runic whale]

Have i said that she's the only uma I want to marry

She has low self esteem but she can always share

[sudden sundial]

Back on the grind

[runic whale]

Dalmatian
isn't black and white
This girl is a scam

[sudden sundial]

She's gonna do it

[runic whale]

So close

Cork and Bowling Association

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1r01zm1/digitan_and_headpats_by_ahoge774_agnes_digital/

[runic whale]

More fem trainer???

[sudden sundial]

Going by their comment this artist is dedicated to it

[runic whale]

W artist

[pine geode]

I remember seeing Dalmatian in one of my first runs. I didn’t know about generic umas back then and thought they might actually be a real uma, and I wanted to find out more about them because I love Dalmatians

[runic whale]

They're randomly generated but unique

No one will have the same name and same model

My favorite mob uma is Traffic Lights and So Dramatic (who almost always spawns with awful mood

[pine geode]

#1 in the world!

[runic whale]

Honorable mention:
Daddy's Boots
One Inch Of Love

[ruby mirage]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qzyb6l/

[arctic kayak]

nice nature is me fr

if i was an uma i would be her

[blissful spade]

I was there

that's how this picture was taken

[arctic kayak]

daddy's boots makes me laugh every time

[ruby mirage]

Poor ai-chan

[sudden sundial]

More from this artist https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1r08jf6/breaktime_at_tracen_1_by_公/

What the Fuku doin'?

[velvet pivot]

Biblically accurate Bakushin (not mine unfortunately, I’m scared too)

Why would anyone ever need SS rank Wit

[ruby mirage]

Skill activation. At 1100+ wit, skills are nearly guaranteed to be activated (around 95% chance). Since sprint umas don't need stamina and guts, people run & decks.

Also i got ":D"

[arctic kayak]

i saw a video of this

only training speed on bakushin 😭

[potent trail]

the recommended stats for next CM, which is sprint, looks like this

[ruby mirage]

Something like this

Just got this run

[potent trail]

here's the deck ive been trying to run for CM bakushin. my luck so far has been, middling. id swap falcon if i could but fuuuuck groundwork gamba, she stays. its so nice to eliminate that, there's enough rng involved in getting all of taking the lead/center stage/front runner savvy. ive seen wet conditions maybe. twice, i dont get that often enough

i tried putting in either suzuka speeds since she gets front runner savvy and left handed but theyre both stingy as fuck, not to mention my wit suffered

to speak nothing of bourbons snowy days

she does not like giving me snowy days

(i see i put wrong falcon in for the screenshot, i have a lv50 borrow dw)

[ruby mirage]

Inherited 17 power sparks for this bakushin. Ran extra nhk mile cup and classic mile championship to get lvl 5 unique

[potent trail]

nkh mile over yasuda kinen?

[ruby mirage]

Want to save energy before summer camp

[potent trail]

in theory if you got all races right, just winning yasuda kinen should be enough for the 60k valentine. you get takamatsu for the festival threshold

but i admit thats a bit hard, especially with a cm deck

i tend to do yasuda and mile championship

if mile championship goes especially badly i take the l and run hanshin in december

[ruby mirage]

I never run hanshin in unity cup. Used to in ura finale

[potent trail]

its there for emergency fans essentially

[ruby mirage]

Also something to do while the arima kinen happens in late december

[potent trail]

i should do the meme run and find some long sparks for a arima kinen bakushin, ive seen tumblr screenshots do it

with the power of two horses loving each other very much we CAN make you into long runner baku

[ruby mirage]

I also trained tazuna for bakushin and curren. Too much energy.

[velvet pivot]

loud incorrect buzzer

[sudden sundial]

AGEMASEN

[velvet pivot]

imma get every 3 star before Opera O at this point

[sudden sundial]

Who did you use your 3* voucher on?

[velvet pivot]

I still haven't used it lol

[sudden sundial]

Can't you grab Opera with that?

[velvet pivot]

no

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1r0buxo/natures_tail_hamamooo/

[ruby mirage]

Nice Nature Desu

[sudden sundial]

Absolute Nature

[ruby mirage]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1mpai9s/

[sudden sundial]

Neicha <3

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1r08z8i/forever_young_cyberagents_ceos_own_horse/

It's Him

The prince

[velvet pivot]

At this point I’m assuming Forever Young probably already has an Uma ready for him lmfao

[sudden sundial]

Yeah they already teased it

[velvet pivot]

The ultimate nepobaby uma (affectionate)

[sudden sundial]

I believe it will be fully revealed after the Saudi Cup

[velvet pivot]

Easiest rights negotiation ever

[sudden sundial]

If Take is John Umamusume this is Jane Umamusume

[velvet pivot]

Imagine telling a rookie Take that he would become one of the greatest jockeys of all time and receive the moniker of John Umamusume

And he’s also now known for having ridden everyone’s waifu

I’ve done 210 pulls and gotten Special Week, Kukulan Warrior El Condor Pasa, Narita, McQueen and Hishi. My luck is extremely good at giving me everyone but Opera O and Haru

[sudden sundial]

At least you can exchange now

[velvet pivot]

Wait shit I forgot to do that

Are you serious

I’m quitting

[sudden sundial]

You only went 10 over

But yeah you can get NYE Opera now by exchanging the 200

[velvet pivot]

How do I do that

Never mind

Rip all of my carrats I guess

It’s just funny how I got a bunch of 3 stars. None of whom were the right ones

[sudden sundial]

That's how it goes in this game most of the time

[velvet pivot]

You can tell this is my first gatcha

[ruby mirage]

By @Asuinui

[velvet pivot]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=lPLMOvyc0-I

I have discovered mambocore

[runic whale]

Weak people going crazy over bakushin axilla

When I've been going crazy about all of theirs for a while now

[velvet pivot]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qEmvTax4Mog

It’s insane that the mandarin lyrics are actually coherent

[runic whale]

That's Chinese fans for you

They're obsessed with machitan for some reason

[velvet pivot]

Also “Mambo” is a homophone for “stroll” (I.e. evening walk) in mandarin lol

[runic whale]

I think that was the point of it too

Mambo sings it and it's about a festival

And it's generally confusing because El has a bird named mambo

[velvet pivot]

Apparently Mambo is a dance originating in Cuba

[velvet pivot]

And there’s a Japanese song from 1952 called Omatsuri Mambo, and during the festival scene she sings it, but just adlibs like most of the lyrics

Then the Chinese fans got weirdly attached to that scene and nicknamed her as Mambo, then it spread back to Japan somehow then to the global audience

Truly a Ms. Worldwide moment

I still like calling her Tannhauser ngl

[runic whale]

I call her machitan

It's a nickname canopus made up but they still called her matikanetannhauser

[velvet pivot]

So has it ever been explained what the helicopter was about lmfao

Why is Haru fighting a helicopter

I don’t think there’s even a helicopter in the unity cup lmfao

Speaking of Haru it’s funny how the game still treats Haru like she’s never won anything during the story, even if you have like 2 graded wins by that point

[arctic kayak]

opedoto mention

[arctic kayak]

they shouldve made her goals "get 18th place"

[ruby mirage]

digitan is a proud citizen of the opedoto nation

[ruby mirage]

My first back to back S rank umas. Lost in unity cup on 5 double circles and team s rank during summer camp

this vodka should be able to sweep the racing carnival. S rank, lvl 3 bonus and high wit

[potent trail]

squint if the timeline is right, chiyono tomorrow? chiyono at last??

[ruby mirage]

i got chiyono's stamina card at lvl 35

[pine geode]

[ruby mirage]

[arctic kayak]

la creature

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[sudden sundial]

Chiiiiiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o

[sudden sundial]

Why did nobody tell me she calls her Oppy

[velvet pivot]

Doki doki doki doki

[novel depot]

Director Akikawa departs by helicopter

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1r0fpdk/made_an_illustration_after_watching_cinderella/

[runic whale]

This would be cool but like

2400m is cooler

[sudden sundial]

One career and done.
Just Bakushin things

First S too

[runic whale]

I'm sorry Sakura Bakushin O

I cannot look at you the same

[potent trail]

jealous.... unfortunately me and baku havent had the best rng

does yours have groundwork?

[runic whale]

Groundwork? Sure hope so

[sudden sundial]

Nope

I think she's good on skills tho

Wet Conditions is worth something

Better than Snowy for sure

I wish I could give her Runaway she would kill with it

[potent trail]

hmmm, dunno how viable groundworkless front runner is in a cm, probably depends on matchup

sprints gonna be stacked anyway, i dont have high hopes

[sudden sundial]

Yeah my main game is in mediums and longs so I don't much care

[potent trail]

i care.... its just game shafts sprints (just like reality, i suppose)

it could be worse. could be dirt

[sudden sundial]

You mean dirt?

[potent trail]

shush

[sudden sundial]

There's no dirt cups is there?

[potent trail]

as in cm? the one after this i believe

[sudden sundial]

Hmm

Well I was due for upgrading EL CONDOR PASA my worst performing TT's horse, so I guess I'll work on that and run the other two to boot

[runic whale]

On topic

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/haru-urara-horsing-around-uma-musume-haru-urara-walk-haru-urara-silly-gif-7688255157255526510

[runic whale]

I love her walking animation

I think only a few have this

I also love the ones where they're eating yakisoba

[potent trail]

ya there it is

[runic whale]

Woah dirt

Kasamatsu seems like they FULLY embrace umamusume

I think the racetrack had a cosplay running event recently

And a couple people came cosplaying that one horse racing game

Haribote Elegy

[sudden sundial]

Same deck, back to back runs. I'll never again talk shit about wit decks

[pine geode]

yeah
they’ve had numerous events like that, and they have a tourist pamphlet based around visiting for the Cinderella Grey experience

[runic whale]

Kasamatsu getting the recognition ✨

Chukyo, Tokyo, Nakayama... We need a Kasamatsu track

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1r0riv0/when_the_horses_go_on_overseas_tours/

HAY

[runic whale]

HAY 1007

DHL

DHL ships horses???

Also i like how the umamusume channel is just horse-general

[ruby mirage]

https://derpibooru.org/images/3760372

[sudden sundial]

Dad gets no respect

[runic whale]

I mean, she's like the father of all of them

[ruby mirage]

small like pipp

[runic whale]

Dojira 💖

[ruby mirage]

by @REvannMan

[runic whale]

Yes dad, for you

It's the electricity bill for this month BTW

[ruby mirage]

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by @Saramiaoq0228

[runic whale]

Need full body showcasing her physique

[ruby mirage]

here is one with stego as well by @blackcat_yk

[pine geode]

I asked for “Wisdom of the departed”

w-wait
Why am I seeing visions of Maruzensky, Rudolf, Mr. CB? They’re not departed!

[runic whale]

Ancient knowledge

Rudolf raced in the 70s

[sudden sundial]

They were there when they departed

[potent trail]

ah, so thats how it works. upon graduation, tracen creates an immortal clone to stay at school forever. to inspire future generations!

its there in the fine print not their fault you didnt read close enough

[sudden sundial]

Of course Tracen gets your soul silly

Didn't you read the fine print?

That's why we don't have Susi in the game, she's got no soul

[runic whale]

Aka she never raced in Japan and they can't use her real name

But he's in the Japan horse racing database

One hell of a horse, too

Kentucky Derby and Breeder's Cup

"super derby"

FREAKNESS?

Oh preakness

Susi fell in the rankings to 8 from 1 in 2008

He last placed in the ranks at 500 or so

[ruby mirage]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1r0kj17/ ogtm

[runic whale]

Gy

I love this gays

[ruby mirage]

same

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1nsg1fs/

[arctic kayak]

that's why teio was a kid when she met rudolf and then she was still at the school when she grew up

[ruby mirage]

By @Kanzaki_draw_

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/コフィ-coffee-uma-カフェ-cafe-gif-715052449195587658

Cutest espresso horse

[ruby mirage]

nah, that is a cat

[arctic kayak]

i just finished season 2

that shit stressed me out

i actually almost cried at the end lowkey 😭😭😭

proud of teio

[sudden sundial]

Hachimi

[ruby mirage]

[ruby mirage]

Teio later jumps out of the window 😭

[sudden sundial]

Hachimi

[ruby mirage]

Stay in Love or StillGold by @kazuuu