umas could easily carry their trainers if they can already lift 500 kg
#Uma Musume
ruby mirage
runic whale
FEMALE trainer ship?? Impossible
sudden sundial
Fatty (affectionate)
ruby mirage
thoughts on alt casual umas here 
runic whale
They seem like the perfect exes for me for some reason
ruby mirage
https://www.tumblr.com/mmyashas/790017094587662336/ these horses are gay 
runic whale
Very gay
runic whale
First what and what
What did she do
You know, i sometimes headcanon Rudolf as the campus player if you know what i mean
sudden sundial
Protector of puppy-chans
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Female trainer? This is a straight ship, don't let Neo see
sudden sundial
It's criminal that SSS doesn't even get you a 13k
sudden sundial
This really is an OTP
ruby mirage
shakafai and doberdigitan has been getting very popular recently
ruby mirage
how she got a picture of dober sleeping 😭
the six leaf clover and ramen makes sense.
and fine motion and air shakur are linked souls
sudden sundial
I think Fine Motion has a reputation for sneaking into places she shouldn't
sudden sundial
You mean 4*
sudden sundial
How to kill Digitan
She's a purist and this is why I stan her
By @gisuta_sunshine
lime stream
https://youtu.be/lS54NCyHxko this aint umayuru, this is umayuri
Digital's lines here are some truly great examples of (correctly) liberal translation
sudden sundial
Yeah I could feel the embellishment but when you're translating a himejoshi, you gotta get liberal and put in some internet slang
Just Japan -> English would lose so much
Much like a gal or an otaku going full on board-nerd
lime stream
She's a purist and this is why I stan her
This line in particular is fun to dissect. The voice pack/self-insert bits are unique to the English. What she actually says is "ano, m-muri desu. oshi ni sawaru nante osore-ooi. hanashitekudasai". Literally "Umm, i-impossible. Touching an Oshi would be improper/lacking due respect/above my station. Please let go of me." Half the reason it's a great adaptation is that the osore-ooi / improper bit is such a Japanese way of thinking it's difficult to humorously convey that without just rewriting the whole line.
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granted if I'd been assigned to this I likely would've started by considering phrasings like "I'm not worthy of direct physical contact" 
ruby mirage
By @gisuta_sunshine
Digitan is really humble if you think about it. She praises all the umas 
sudden sundial
No purer love inside the universe than Digitan's love for ALL umas
Even the NPCs, probably, I assume
ruby mirage
Very glass cannon like if you praise her instead
Digitan and Opera O are actually quite similar. They both heavily praise other umas but get flustered if they get honest affection/praise directed at them.
sudden sundial
Quick and dirty meme possibly my magnum opus
pine geode
I often legitimately forget she's also an Uma, while doing her careers
potent trail
okay, she is not perfect but she is certainly best chrimguri i have so far that actually meets the requirements, and that counts for something
shame its s in med instead of long but we deal
more importantly, my BAKUSHIN is finally a 4 star now
she like never drops for me it is very sad i actually want those star dupes. for the adored....
am i spending my statues smartly, no im not. do i care, also not
we bakushin onward
ruby mirage
am i spending my statues smartly, no im not. do i care, also not
I just spend my statues on whoever is at the lowest cost and which one is the closest to a star increase
Daiwa Major passed away today at the age of 25. Daiwa Major won 5 G1 races and 9 races in total. He was the half-brother of Daiwa Scarlet, sharing the same dam, Scarlet Bouquet. He won back-to-back awards for Best Sprinter or Miler in 2006 and 2007.
ruby mirage
Dance in the Mood also passed away the day before. Daiwa Major's rival had 2 G1 wins and 4 wins in total. Both Dance in the Mood and Daiwa Major were sired by Sunday Silence.
runic whale
Samson Big is unfortunately missing, presumed dead
Last known location is an equestrian club
runic whale
https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qhs3ir/
Pov tazuna
sudden sundial
That's a pairing of all time
pine geode
sudden sundial
I'm not worthy but thanks
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Huh
When I first looked into the Three Goddesses and that one future event where they are shown, all I found was simple art, and headshots are that
But here's them in full glory
Godolphin, Darley and Turk respectively
potent trail
close enough, welcome back teams mystic, valor and instict
sudden sundial
Darley is the one with the most descendants, FTR
sudden sundial
Several notes:
The cat sleeps with the light on that's great
I didn't know Oguri and Tamamo were roommates, I feel like that should've been brought up by now
I knew Mambo and a Fuku were sharing but only seeing them together it hits how chaotic that room must be. One of the scariest rooms to set foot in for sure
Also I can picture an entire anime about Nishino Flower her robot roommate about feelings
lime stream
...have we even seen Oguri's room in Tracen in the anime? 
for some reason I was under the impression Oguri and Tamamo became roommates later but I have no sources on this
sudden sundial
Turns out in CinGray they are deliberately not roommates
But only there. they should be in the other ones
Unrelated, but an amazing fact from The Texts on Swee Tosho
The real horse and the horse girl are in the NicoNico Encyclopedia article on tsunderes. The real horse entered first.
Her jockey tried to roll for her and had to hit the guaranteed at 200
runic whale
Wait they put mcqueen and dictus in the same room??
Teio is gonna be MAD when she knows what they do
And why Ikuno Dictus was referred to as "Mejiro McQueen's lover"
runic whale
Her jockey tried to roll for her and had to hit the guaranteed at 200 <:rdsnrk:5...
Mightve been a super late horse
It seems like nowadays you have to hit 200 pity to get any banner
Because of how much 3 stars and SSRs are in the pool now
pine geode
Turns out in CinGray they are deliberately not roommates
Back in the episode where Tamamo and Oguri promised after the race that the next time they saw each other would be on Christmas, at the Arima Kinen, my friends and I would joke about the difficulties they'd go through to ensure that was the case if they were roommates.
novel depot
Because of how much 3 stars and SSRs are in the pool now
This shouldn't matter, because the odds of getting featured pulls is still 0.75%, regardless of how much other stuff there is in the game. The only thing that would change is the variety of what you get the other 99.25% of the time.
Regardless, you should not pull on a banner with the goal of getting the featured pull unless you are willing to do the pity, because 0.75% is still stupidly low.
pine geode
One time, months and months ago, I got the hot spring ticket with Super Creek. However, it was stolen by Gold Ship in Arima Kinen of that year. In those days I struggled to finish careers.
Since then I have not pulled another hot spring ticket on Super Creek, in spite of my many runs with her.
Today I announce that from this point forth I shall run her career over, and over, until we reach tranquility!
potent trail
20 images. https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1mfkcof/roommates_part1/
both of them.....
bourbakurice agenda liiiiiives
pine geode
20 images. https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1mfkcof/roommates_part1/
Back then I didn't recognize a lot of the Umas or references. Now I get every single one.
potent trail
meishi doto and air shakur? oh!
they did sneak in that weird OC uma though. dunno why mambo is there tho
potent trail
im sure natie benefits from the confidence boosts marvelous provides, even if she resists them
blissful spade
Kawakami and Pearl being roommates is very funny
runic whale
Idiots attract
sudden sundial
This is why Bakushin doesn't have a known roommate yet
There's no other idiot of her caliber
ruby mirage
By @1ofAgnesDigital 
runic whale
She likes what i like
sudden sundial
New strat: go for a risky 50-60% on NYE and if it doesn't play out win something good at the raffle
sudden sundial
We've heard about Trainer x Uma but I am all in on jockey x uma
I need more
(the OG photo)
runic whale
Me personally.. no
Not because it's hetero but.. Do you see the problem?
I mean if they umamusume-ify the jockey
For example, yaoi to yuri
Super Creek Yutaka Take
Super Creek Fumino Nase
Mejiro Ryan as a man would be hot tho
I guess I'm a bit biased because I'd love to see umamusume still in love with her jockey
Because their feelings seemed mutual 
sudden sundial
And Rudolf with Okabe
runic whale
I guess I'm a bit biased because I'd love to see umamusume still in love with he...
He's hot 
runic whale
And Rudolf with Okabe
Kinda? Emperor and Empress takes the cake for me tho
Yutaka Take would just get a harem so he would be split up into how many girls the girls need
Or he can be the glue for ships
Special Week, Silence Suzuka for example
potent trail
https://www.tumblr.com/skkortysoup/806189218983510016 we interrupt jockeydumping for mihorice enjoyers
runic whale
BUT JOCKIES are cool
I wish I was small enough to be one
Well, small enough to be effective
potent trail
ft. very fun bakushin
runic whale
Waiter bringi, more Mihorice please
I instinctively read right to left is that how much I read mangas now 💔
runic whale
I instinctively read right to left is that how much I read mangas now 💔
Then like I get confused for a second and think "tf whoever made this doesn't know how to arrange comics..."
ruby mirage
uma x uma but yaoi 
runic whale
I agree
Can i get uma yaoi next
Ones That don't turn them to stereotypical generic beautiful man
Just.. Man
ruby mirage
I see transmasc umas by themselves but not two of them as a ship
runic whale
Why do people draw them with sharp chins and a chiseled body
Where twink uma
TWINK MCQUEEN AND TWINK TEIO
Sometimes my genius is almost frightening
potent trail
https://www.tumblr.com/busymatches/806222789621268480/morning-routine order misunderstood, here's rudolf
sudden sundial
It's okay, it's not a priceless one like The Emperor's Back
runic whale
Crazy book BTW, it's like very detailed
I have a feeling if rudolf was a man Okabe would marry him
sudden sundial
There's AO3 fanfic less spicy than that book
runic whale
Puts the explicit tag to shame
Rudolf owners are ok with yaoi but not with yuri?! Bias /j
ruby mirage
Where twink uma
i think most people draw them muscular since umas are already really strong
runic whale
But female umas get the pass because they're female
ruby mirage
There's AO3 fanfic less spicy than that book
"skinship is done with the palm" 
runic whale
Unfair tbh, need diverse body types
God I really wanna see draft umamusume
If thoroughbred umamusume are toned then draft umamusumes are ripped
I could imagine a cute plot line with a thoroughbred flat racer uma watching a metal sled racer practice in Tracen Campus grounds
sudden sundial
runic whale
Is she a metal sled racer
Forgot the name
Ban'ei
Reminder they're fucking massive
6 y/o and up stallions and mares need to weigh 1 ton to join
-20kg for mare
runic whale
Ban'ei is probably the only ones i could think of
Tracen should offer Ban'ei
Holy shit steeplechase umamusume
Slim, sleek, and agile
potent trail
at long laaaaast
runic whale
Mejiro Palmer raced steeplechase apparently
ruby mirage
God I really wanna see draft umamusume
runic whale
The old person activity of watching construction
potent trail
steeplechase umamusume very good, draft umamusume very very good, but personally i also wonder how one would translate horse dressage to umaverse
is it like ice skating competitions? horse yuri on ice?
horse gymnastics? horse choreography competitions?
horse stardance?
runic whale
<a:rudolfGlance:1280696765645066313><:OguriAnxious:1384293320964182099>
They should kiss again
runic whale
is it like ice skating competitions? horse yuri on ice?
Pageants?
Pageant ballet
Yea,just beauty pageants
ruby mirage
sudden sundial
Digitan my oshi
runic whale
Ehehehehe roku nana
I love digitazo's halloween costume
She legitimately dies of yuri
sudden sundial
It's very cute, and she has long sleeves like Tachyon
ruby mirage
Maid Dicta by @ho_1000_ka
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Maid Dicta by @ho_1000_ka
Oguri once said:
"Maids are cute"
And Dicta responded with:
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ruby mirage
Maid Dicta by @ho_1000_ka
Tiny dicta striker
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babu
runic whale
I actually would entrust my children with super creek
Who wouldn't? She runs a daycare
ruby mirage
By @amakazu 
sudden sundial
I think there's another uma working at a daycare or kinderfarten
But I can't recall
ruby mirage
"SteArt Gaze" by @machikk35, TL by @Kama2tra
ruby mirage
"SteArt Gaze" by @machikk35, TL by @Kama2tra
Found some more
sudden sundial
That's dad at his least rizzling
ruby mirage
Apparently there is an account posting art of Sounds of Earth every day until they get a new alt costume. They're on day 643.
By @corniof562
sudden sundial
When you drop a plushie in the claw machine and you can tell it fell in the hole but it doesn't count
sudden sundial
Haru not sleepy enough, best I can do is 10/10
ruby mirage
thoughts on this symboli rudolf alt from a cingray summer style promo image?
sudden sundial
I want her to shoot me
runic whale
But I can't recall
Fenomeno
runic whale
Lmao i see regular tamamo wearing this uniform a lot
Is it because she's super short
ruby mirage
Or umayon, haven't watched the latter yet
runic whale
Umayon it seems like
pine geode
I always feel a little bad for telling my umas to keep working harder or not get complacent after winning a race. Yeah it’s for the best, but they’re asking for praise and validation and I want to praise and congratulate them 
I always take the variable option over the fixed energy loss because they come out to the same expected value, so maybe I’ll get lucky with it and lose a lot less energy.
Some of the solid showing/defeat options too.
It’s never fun sternly and succinctly telling El “Fifty-three points.” when she asks how she did
potent trail
feelsbad to tell horses to not eat bc their energy is full. those are like, i think we're mostly lead to believe teenagers to young adults and more importantly they do a lot of sports, let them eat!! why are we here saying "gluttony is a sin you know", fuck off!
pine geode
It’s funny how much those events vary with the scenarios and options
This feels manipulative in the opposite direction 
Correcting her “I don’t think that’s [how it works]” and getting less energy seems like the more reasonable option
pine geode
discussion post-
https://reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qi0du8/most_heartless...
I have an opposite example, where I always take the non-bad option. Air Groove’s event with Tokai Teio, Empress and Monarch. I chose for them to play a dancing game at the arcade the first time. Never since then- I don’t like the thought of subjecting Air Groove to the passersbys’ harassment.
I can only imagine what Grass Wonder would’ve done if she were there instead of Tokai Teio. 
sudden sundial
For me, I've started to take the second option every time after a failed training. I'll take the slight chance to negate it over saving 5/10 stat points
And it's a pretty bad option all around
Most of the time it's the trainer exasperated with the uma. Feels specially bad with Haru and others like that
sudden sundial
Also now that I always pick the SP option on NYE, I have not paid attention to what they are
The energy ones were usually "let's go get some food"
potent trail
Also now that I always pick the SP option on NYE, I have not paid attention to w...
fascinating. do you tend to end with high energy at end of the year? sp is what i pick if my energy is highish, but i cant say i make it a rule
sudden sundial
Not really, I'm only careful with my energy before Summer Camp and before URA finale, I don't want to rest during those
NYE, I started going for the SP when I had steep Skill goals and I just never went back, and I don't miss it
Energy I can just rest and get more than both events. Sources of SP are very few and doing optional races feels bad in UC
lime stream
Lmao i see regular tamamo wearing this uniform a lot
It’s a stereotypical preschooler uniform
So, yes, because she’s short
sudden sundial
Do not baby the baby
sudden sundial
La Criatura
runic whale
It’s a stereotypical preschooler uniform
So, yes, because she’s short
I was aware about what it is already
Because Azur Lane put Imperial Japanese Navy ships in these uniforms
lime stream
had to be sure
runic whale
I'm knowledgeable in stuff like that
lime stream
yes, for we are men of culture
runic whale
The most obscure knowledge
sudden sundial
sudden sundial
Not a single thought in that golden retriever's head
ruby mirage
https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qj6e0r/ <:RobroyGlasses:866744651...
Ears
sudden sundial
Would've liked one more white spark but I'll take it. That's a 9* golshi for future Endclosers
And for Haru now that I think about it
Now I can dedicate my days to be a guinea pig
potent trail
Energy I can just rest and get more than both events. Sources of SP are very few...
just to make super duper sure, are you using sr sweep?
she gives a fuckton of sp (affectionate)
runic whale
Yada monster being generous
sudden sundial
just to make super duper sure, are you using sr sweep?
Yeah
Dog, Sweep and Kita are always present
There really is no such thing as too much SP, at least not until we get to that point where apparently everyone finishes runs with 1200 extra
To get four golds, the UC skill, one or two inherited plus a corner or a savvy, I barely make it as it is
runic whale
Holy shit i just realized something
I keep thinking of the eating contest in pretty derby where super creek threw donuts into Oguri's plate
Oguri and Tamamo winning at the same time
And the contest being named the 33rd eating contest
sudden sundial
We talked about this when the CinGray episode covered that race
potent trail
i still havent been able to clear the S barrier 
congrats
ruby mirage
i still havent been able to clear the S barrier <a:pensivewobble:620416696083021...
i first broke S with oguri in an ikea food court 
maybe oguri will get a higher rating if there is food nearby. 
sudden sundial
#currenissuchagoodgirl!
Sounds like Curren yeah
She gave me my first 13k out of nowhere, wasn't even looking for it
ruby mirage
sudden sundial
Only look at Curren Chan
velvet pivot
Downloaded the game and got my first ever career with Bakushin O
sudden sundial
potent trail
she just wins. speed strat the horse
pine geode
She was also the first I ever completed a career with
I’d been playing for three weeks at that point
Still got her
ruby mirage
my bakushin is at 4 stars and 50/300 star pieces
runic whale
I think Japan cup was his last race before going on hiatus?
But yes, a Filipino hobby shop is selling it for 18,000 php
They're also selling a strand of oguri cap's mane
sudden sundial
Nothing angers me more than getting tissues....
ruby mirage
by @nnmkmwakaranai
runic whale
Both daughters must have their own drink
Skill issue if you don't have enough money for both
sudden sundial
Mix the black coffee with the 300% sugar black tea and chug it
runic whale
I'd be very sleepy
That black coffee is modeled after UCC black coffee, drank it and was yawning walking home
I think Manhattan's presence is scarier than tachyon's
You know because of who
sudden sundial
runic whale
She's cute, creepy
Oh i guess Manhattan is cute and creepy too
Sunday Silence really needs an uma
Must be:
- Really short
- Yada monster 2.0
- Weirdly smitted with McQueen, PV King Kamehameha x Hishi Amazon style
I love how Manhattan just tolerated Tachyon, they must be very best friends
Very best friends that kiss. you know, best friend things.
runic whale
Then it smells like laundry detergent
Wait hold the phone
Zenno Rob Roy has
A generous amount of tissue on her anterior
I never noticed tf
I think it's because of the ears and glasses
sudden sundial
She's always had big ears
sudden sundial
I thought their height was similar
Rice is 145cm
ZRR is 140
I wish their profiles gave us the length of their ears instead of their three sizes
runic whale
I don't need her waist size give me her ear size
Wow, 145
So ZRR wins on boob to body and ear to body ratio
BtB by a landslide and Ear to Body just by a few numbers
Ok now i need to see irl ZRR
sudden sundial
Speaking of, I need to check something
runic whale
Because their busts scale with muscle mass
runic whale
Holy shit those muscles
sudden sundial
Hishi Akebono is 180cm, which I'm pleased to see. I was worried her "huge" was gonna turn out to be 170cm or something silly like that
runic whale
She's big for a horse
sudden sundial
Manhattan looks like a tall one but she's only 155. I guess it's the lankyness and the long hair
Most of the umas I'm looking up are in the 160-165 range, like the Student Council and even Ramonu and Orfevre
runic whale
But like.. Compared to humans.. Meisho Doto is bigger than Hishi Akebono
sudden sundial
Narita Taishin is 145, Tamamo is 140
sudden sundial
Golshi is 170, Gold City the professional model is 158. Stay Gold is 142 confirmed twink
runic whale
Dad is a twink?!
sudden sundial
Gentildonna is 167. The above-170 club seems extremely limited
runic whale
Aha
sudden sundial
Dad is a twink?!
Looking good dad
runic whale
Roku nana
sudden sundial
Meisho Doto is 164
runic whale
Is she slouching during the measurements
sudden sundial
Riko looks tall and she's only 166
runic whale
She looks way taller than 164..I'm 169
sudden sundial
Tazuuna is 166, Akikawa is 140
runic whale
tf i thought Riko dwarfed me i guess I'm taller than her
runic whale
She's imposing her past strength
You may use the reason of not being able to catch up to the acupuncturist as a sign of decay of her skill but
Don't be deceived.
She's FAKING IT so she doesn't seem like an umamusume
sudden sundial
The three goddess, Turk, Barb and Arabian; are 167, 160 and 165 respectively
runic whale
Roku nana is a common height huh
runic whale
Creek is only 168
.
sudden sundial
Don't know who else to check that could be tall
runic whale
But
I can't be babied by creek..?
I'm as tall as her i want her to cradle me not hug me
I guess she's still an umamusume so she's really strong
sudden sundial
Hishi Amazon is 160 that feels like a travesty
runic whale
Oh nah i expected her to be average height
sudden sundial
Daiwa is 163 and Vodka 165, wait until Daiwa hears about this
runic whale
Ones I expect to be tall is Ramonu, Rudolf, Maruzensky, Gold Ship, Doto and Mejiro Bright
sudden sundial
Bright is 157. The entire Student Council even including Maru is in the 160-165 range. The rest I already covered
Air Shakur is 168, I think she should've been taller
runic whale
They look taller because they wear platform boots
sudden sundial
MEjiro Ryan is 163...
Found an easier check
Kris and Daiwa don't surprise me, but I had no idea Taiki was second tallest
The unnofficial foreign horse clear most of the Japanese umas
runic whale
Taiki is American bred horse, she'll be taller
sudden sundial
Maru in shambles
runic whale
Born short
sudden sundial
Maybe she's shrinking with age...
sudden sundial
She was already 17 when she raced with the three godesses
runic whale
The unnofficial foreign horse clear most of the Japanese umas
Is this her harem or something
sudden sundial
No, only Obey Your Master
The rest want to bang Oguri except the kiwi who wants to bang Gold City
runic whale
She was already 17 when she raced with the three godesses
She was 10 when she watched eclipse race and say "eclipse fwist de lest nowhewe"
Oh yea Hortiks seemed uninterested in oguri cap
Oguri Cap meanwhile was smitten
The only time he raised his head out of the feeding box
runic whale
The rest want to bang Oguri except the kiwi who wants to bang Gold City
They better get in line there's like Tamamo, Creek, Nord, March, and Belno
sudden sundial
Creek is not there yet, but I assume she will next season
Same as Inari
The Cafeteria Beast can't have too many rivals
runic whale
Creek has always been interested
Belno was never a rival
Belno and Oguri is the only trainer x uma ship i support 
Speaking of Belno, we still need Belno Trainer pal card
sudden sundial
Nice shoes
pine geode
Nice shoes
wait, when was this?
sudden sundial
Now
sudden sundial
Nice Nature beat my 13k Taishin and Rice. I had to sic Sunday Silence at her to win
pine geode
Oh yeah, if I reset my game now it’s there
sudden sundial
Which isn't fair but I'll do anything for uma shoes
pine geode
I was convinced I somehow missed it
super creek domination
I feel that tho
I had insane trouble with my best umas against Seiun Skye
her ability was so strong
sudden sundial
When you're blocked, you're blocked
velvet pivot
That black coffee is modeled after UCC black coffee, drank it and was yawning wa...
I bought a giant stash of UCC 117 back to the uk when I was last in Japan lol, loved it
ruby mirage
By @matty_0505
runic whale
Finally, suzuspe
sudden sundial
Your team members:
runic whale
Tokai Teio's 58th Japanese Derby. Never been washed
So it smells like Teio lol
It's on sale for a whopping 900,000 Philippine Pesos
This is such a cool peace of memorabilia to have
They're also selling Gentildonna's training bib
sudden sundial
To be running two 9* parents and get this shit-ass fucking inspiration
Absolutely criminal
sudden sundial
The crazy thing tho is with 577k I was close to demotion, Class 6 has gotten crazy
ruby mirage
Class 6 secured for this week. New record for me.
sudden sundial
https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qklqvf/
Stego is the real catch
ruby mirage
Will be my 3rd week at class 6. 
ruby mirage
Stego is the real catch
ruby mirage
By @floralcanon
ruby mirage
Why is suzuka so horse 🐴
Idk how to explain it 
ruby mirage
https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qkvggf/the_rumored_kingsize_bed_tak...
I 💙 
Also by @Takiki2828
sudden sundial
Great name, no idea who what is
ruby mirage
Great name, no idea who what is
Gran Alegria raced from 2018 to 2021. She beat chrono genesis at the 2019 oka sho, almond eye at the 2020 yasuda kinen, and curren bouquetd'or at the 2021 tenno sho autumn (gran alegria placed 3rd in said race). Gran Alegria is also the daugther of Deep Impact
In 15 races, her race record was 9-2-2. Earned 1.07 billion yen
potent trail
first three races and we clear, but whats very funny is each was claimed by different horse of mine
chrimguri first, granny mq second, golshi third
potent trail
so much work put into chrimguri, and yet its the golshi i made for team trials that is op 
like i know end closers are stronk in this cm but this is wild
sudden sundial
so much work put into chrimguri, and yet its the golshi i made for team trials t...
I mean, that's an exceptional Golshi on stats alone
What are her skills?
sudden sundial
like i know end closers are stronk in this cm but this is wild
This is so true tho, my Taishin outperforms in both medium and long; umas that are solely dedicate to that cup
sudden sundial
4 gold 2 each is great, the navigation skill is also very good but for an End Closer I'd recommen taking that to gold over Gale or Specialist
Everything else seems good. This is definitely a 13k Golshi that can punch at 14k weight
A UC skill is the only thing it's missing. No matter how good your uma is, getting 10% of her two teammates stat is worth as much as a gold skill
Specially in cup
potent trail
oh, didn't know its as much as 10%. i keep thinking takin the "good" uma inherits is more useful, but i guess not?
sudden sundial
I could be wrong on the 10%, I'd have to look it up again. It's definitely at least as good as the bonus from GREAT mood
Which is a 4%?
But Imgine running this exact horse, cloned three times. If they all had UC SPD skill, they're all getting an extra 100 SPD
potent trail
then again, if i cap speed and get speed uc, i don't think you can overcap? i feel like thats how that works? idk though
sudden sundial
I think the UC skill ignore cap
potent trail
like, is there a secret over1200?
sudden sundial
Otherwise The Texsts would tell you it's not worth getting
potent trail
true...
sudden sundial
They do say STA and POW is better but I think that's because SPD is almost always highest
potent trail
i havent even seen sta yet
potent trail
its speed about 90% of time i presume. then it's like. pow. i saw wit once.
sudden sundial
The UC skill you get on Early November Senior Year, is picked at random from your highest team-wide stat tiers
The hints you get for that skill, or its golden upgrade, are determined by the spirit bursts you got.
potent trail
this is cool info, admittedly i havent delved into the technicals
kinda just presumed almighty rng
sudden sundial
But the stat selected, if you get to that point and you have STA at S and the other 4 at A or below, you're guaranteed the UC STA skill
sudden sundial
I think the UC skill ignore cap
This is the part I'm least sure about, but even if I'm wrong it incentivizes you to not maximise SPD.
If it can't be helped that you'll get the UC SPD skill...
With the UC skill + a golden skill like Professor, it means you can aim for 1000 SPD or event 975 thanks to the URA bonuses.
The trainings you save go to other stats
potent trail
i guess im still shocked at 10%, i imagined like. 2
sudden sundial
Let me look that up
I can't find any hard numbers or even statistics, I think maybe I confused the effect of Burning Spirit skills with something else;
What I am finding right now is that Burning Spirit skills are a reliable and good skill that always activates mid-race regardless of length, but they are not a priority to get
It's worth getting, even at a white level, if you don't have an alternative that is a gold skill of the same type (speed, stamina, accelaration)
To simplify; a UC Burning Spirit skill is worse than a golden skill, but better than bullseye Corner or Straightaways or Savvy skill
Better than two white skills of the same stat
ruby mirage
so much work put into chrimguri, and yet its the golshi i made for team trials t...
i can never get stamina above 1000 
what cards do you use
velvet pivot
I got her on my first pull. Huh
ruby mirage
So many whales in cm compared to the previous one
potent trail
i can never get stamina above 1000 <:ppenk:681838745611141137>
what cards do yo...
a lot of heavy lifting is done by inheritance (borrow 9* and my 7*), then its riko being riko (mine is 3lb). otherwise just, getting lucky 
im not doing anything special on cards i dont think
i didnt even particularly pull on riko, she just showed up a bunch on those free pulls we had
and i think one was gotten during kitapulls
id mostly just chalk it to rng horsegods
they pay me back by refusing to break the S rank barrier
runic whale
Is this Sunday silence gene dominating when Tachyon and Cafe tried for one
ruby mirage
On my oguri runs, i kept on using cafetaki as the parents 
sudden sundial
I dreamed I pulled Kita
Which is nowhere close to being on banner so idk where that came from
runic whale
Seeing her SSR too much
sudden sundial
Never too much
runic whale
I once dreamed of KB too when her card was just a few weeks old, i always had kita on my card deck
runic whale
Man i love NT-.... Narita Top Road
sudden sundial
I also love NTR
runic whale
Wear that shirt with pride
potent trail
looking at timeline and some recs, my plans are thus: really really want chiyo-o bc. sakura. i must have them. i muuuust 
i will try my best (but well not wallet-best....)
valentine bourbon would be really nice (i love you front runners and id finally get robot) but idk how realistic that is. probably not much. if at all possible ill throw some pulls at her but chiyo is more important to me.
narita top road ssr would be amazing, but we'll see what the carat situation is like 
admire vega sr guts is. apparently really goated? those two are on some free pulls so we'll see how that shakes out. nishiho flower... same situation as bourbon. i presume ill be poor but perhaps i can spare some luck and she. she is the babiest horse. i want tiny horse
runic whale
Chiyochiyo chiyo chiyono o
potent trail
i must make myself some chiyo emotes from star blossom that manga is treasure trove of silly
i was too baku blinded the first time
runic whale
Color manga pages in
ruby mirage
looking at timeline and some recs, my plans are thus: really really want chiyo-o...
I eventually want to get the versailles farm horses in game 
sudden sundial
sudden sundial
The knife was necessary to bridge those 15cm
ruby mirage
goldship is so annoying to train. nearly had a dozen mood down events. failed to win the triple crown. had trainings locked the turn before tenno sho autumn. little amount of friendship training 
potent trail
but 
she is kinda op when u get the one
ruby mirage
she just gave me an A rank run 💀
900 points lower than my best run with gold ship
also 1* wit. very glue
good news is that my nice nature is now at 4 stars
lime stream
huh, the JP term for that is "fast-press questions", TIL
runic whale
Lmao what the fuck is she doing
I feel like she stole my braincells and ate them with just this video
sudden sundial
Not much different from the mummy one
ruby mirage
sudden sundial
potent trail
https://www.tumblr.com/ptanalo/802369213116399616/kiss-sakura-laurel-meter woe, star blossom cast in that one meme format be upon ye
lookin thru star blossom again and i cant believe i didnt ping @runic whale with this page specifically yet. i blame it on bakubias but. ya know, totally not yuri umatrainer vibes (this is a daily occurence. they are just Like That)
but tbh if u have ship glasses on like every other horse is ship viable. laurel says absolutely insane(affectionate) things left and right
that girl got all the flirting abilities in sakura family
ruby mirage
<https://www.tumblr.com/ptanalo/802369213116399616/kiss-sakura-laurel-meter> woe...
Yuri
velvet pivot
Is this how they get me (I’m not a whale I’m just using the free carrats to try and get more statues because I don’t see anyone who actually interests me releasing anytime soon based on the JP releases)
ruby mirage
By @WhooieW
runic whale
These are two types of people
One that can't contain her emotions and the other that could
But in the end: they will kiss each other
pine geode
By @WhooieW
Dober always has this cool air about her…
sudden sundial
Holy hell. I wasn't winning shit at the cup and then I put in Golshi and she got three wins back to back
What a horse
Probably just thought it would be ufnny
sudden sundial
runic whale
Glasses are really versatile
ruby mirage
Glasses are really versatile
by @rakesimu8181
sudden sundial
The creature
sudden sundial
https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qmcmhp/how_to_start_a_war/
https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qmsmbf/on_the_topic_of_girls_with_glasses_that_someone/
sudden sundial
sudden sundial
Why did nobody tell me about the greatness of Dad's unique animation https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SQPEjBYGHDk
Stego try not to be an anime protagonist challenge (impossible)
Also I just rewatched the 2001 Hong Kong Vase and damn if his last spurt there isn't in the realm of gods
sudden sundial
As I continue my random deep dive, here's something I didn't know about Silence Suzuka: https://youtu.be/lMC7EJNulw8?t=84
Second race ever and he pull this at the gate. Truly a horse with indomitable spirit
I think this explains why her career after the debut race is nothing but "earn fans" until March. Poor horse had to take gate tests until he passed
sudden sundial
Pure chaos
I mean, we're talking about Stego's half brother. If Suzuka had lived to become a sire, we'd have two chaos families
And they certainly would've met 1 or 2 generations after
With Suzuka's personality I have no doubt we'd have another line of unpredictability
runic whale
Their dad being prim and proper instead of absent
They all have a preference for special week
sudden sundial
I think we would have a Hatfield–McCoy situation
runic whale
Or his sons
sudden sundial
Pure rivalry and feud
IT would've been so fun
Of two families that are basically cousins.
Then peace, or more war, through a romeo x juliet story
runic whale
Gold Ship X One of her descendants
Imagine if Suzuka survived, The Silence Clan would've ruled for longer
Air Groove x Manhattan Cafe
But because she reminds her of somebody she used to love
(Air Groove and Sunday Silence did the do)
sudden sundial
I realised the other day Manhattan Cafe never wins her races because Sunday Silence is always ahead of her
That 2nd place always feels good tho
runic whale
Susi was one hell of a horse
Yo i just realized something
Forever Young might be a descendant of Sunday Silence
They both won the Breeder's Cup Classic
Susi never placed below 2nd
sudden sundial
Forever Young might be a descendant of Sunday Silence
Great-grandpa
runic whale
Sunday Silence uma harem but they're poly
sudden sundial
Honestly, Forever Young has an unbelieveable line
runic whale
Even his damsire is congratulating him
sudden sundial
Even if it's 5 years from now, I will asbolutely pull Uma Musume's official horse
Like, how can you not
It's THE horse
runic whale
The cygames horse yes
sudden sundial
Crazy that it was announced in 2024, or silhouetted or whatever
runic whale
Right after his BC Classic win
sudden sundial
They've been cooking that one since the day they bought it
runic whale
And i think the owner said he'd add forever young to umamusume if he won
sudden sundial
The wins only compiled on it
runic whale
And the horse really wanted to be a girl and kiss other girls
ruby mirage
hopefully i get -> 
ruby mirage
The cygames horse yes
john umamusume is real 
ruby mirage
I got oguri power
velvet pivot
I’m gonna be so broke when Nakayama Festa releases in global
she is pretty cool
runic whale
I’m gonna be so broke when Nakayama Festa releases in global
I mean, it'll be years from now
ruby mirage
I mean, it'll be years from now
she is set to release on this year on september 21st
runic whale
she is set to release on this year on september 21st
Do you remember
The 21st night of September
velvet pivot
<:nakayama_festa:1447853021823500299> she is pretty cool
Idk what it is about her that makes me like her so much
sudden sundial
ruby mirage
sudden sundial
ruby mirage
i don't have the skills to build a long uma
i am good atbuilding sprint and medium but not long umas
sudden sundial
Who do you have to run long?
ruby mirage
christmas oguri, goldship and anime teio
sudden sundial
Yeah that's tough
You can try Tachyon, she's got a STA unique which helps
Also Freak
ruby mirage
recent careers have not went well for me. especially with the wedding mayano run i did. 14th in satsuki sho and 10th derby, gave up on that career
sudden sundial
If either of them inherit Behold or some good speed skills they're solid Long horses
Mayano never goes well
ruby mirage
gonna try tachyon again. hopefully a 14k career
sudden sundial
I've been suffering her lately, she gets a lot of mood downs
But even running Riko I still end with an S and two As easily
I keep chasing the godly run that I know is possible
runic whale
Man i love fenomeno
runic whale
And apparently a good caretaker for little horsies
ruby mirage
gonna try tachyon again. hopefully a 14k career
not even 13k. 12977 points, 679 below my top tachyon career
Undefeated, classic and spring triple crown. But lost in the unity cup and had awful trainings in the finale.
sudden sundial
Yep, that's Tachyon for me
One failed training at a reasonable 20-30% chance is the difference between A and A+
ruby mirage
My last good runs (14k) was Curren Chan and Fine Motion. Both not usable for this CM
There is also a 13.6k El Condor Pasa but she has too little stamina and has a stamina death rate above 50%.
ruby mirage
Qualified for group A using my S rank oguri cap. 3/5
sudden sundial
I don't understand how three 3* STA sparks can give me only 39 STA in an inspiration event
ruby mirage
bad luck tbh 
sudden sundial
Pretty fucked up
ruby mirage
sudden sundial
5 horses, 3 spirit bursts and 3 rainbows
ruby mirage
happy birthday fine motion 
by @changmakura
ruby mirage
pine geode
blissful spade
and a captain jack sparrow cosplayer
runic whale
And y u r i
runic whale
https://www.tumblr.com/homestretchhaste/803859698791120896/
My favorite pairing of all time
I fell in (parental) love with Belno the first time I saw her
ruby mirage
By @0311_mm
potent trail
first three races and we clear, but whats very funny is each was claimed by dif...
okay thats hilarious, after a long losing streak (i had maybe two standalone wins but otherwise those tries went poorly) i qualified for final A round, and again its because all three won one race each
only the power of friendship gets us past this
potent trail
purpl!!
sudden sundial
Back from starting the fire
runic whale
Looking good mom
sudden sundial
Having one of my luckiest runs in terms of training and bursts and stuff
And it's ending without Riko ever showing up. The dichotomy of RNG
sudden sundial
Okay but I still like all of them
Daughter specially, without the main protagonist hair colour she really has that underdog energy
Well, Twin Turbo really needs her blue I think she's the only one losing here
sudden sundial
We need more men in uma
runic whale
I need more men in uma ❌
I need more tomboys in uma ✅
pine geode
Free 10pull on the tamamo cross banner every day!
runic whale
I have a weird ship
Air Shakur X Taiki Shuttle
(their VAs play characters that are gay with each other (specifically Yui Funami and Toshinou Kyouko)
velvet pivot
Free 10pull on the tamamo cross banner every day!
I love how global dropped Christmas Oguri right after new years then we’re having a new years event in late January
sudden sundial
Yeah not sure how that fits with the accelerated calendar, shouldn't both have come early?
velvet pivot
Yeah I’m not sure how this works lmfao
sudden sundial
Oh the OG game came out in February and we got it in June
velvet pivot
I never thought I would be playing an anime Gacha game but Uma somehow got me
velvet pivot
I wonder how fucked the CN server is now that it got re-released after a 2 year hiatus lol
velvet pivot
Fair
Apparently it got all the way up to unity cup then support got paused by the Chinese distributor so I guess it’ll be close to the global server
sudden sundial
ruby mirage
https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qp6jn9/musume_pretty_liukensamaaoza...
Musume
ruby mirage
a bakushin win
runic whale
The way they hold hands..
Lyrabon level friends
GUYS
DAUGHTER RICE IS GETTING MARRIED TO BOURBON!!!!
She's so pretty oml
ruby mirage
By @lunarandsunny
Orfevre on top of Sunny
sudden sundial
Rice shower for Rice Shower
blissful spade
Rice shower for Rice Shower
Saw your name on team trials, I didn’t click because I usually instinctively click the top trainer
blissful spade
ruby mirage
Went to the hotsprings with 
sudden sundial
Wait until she hears about what Japan does to pizza
We'll never see her in Japan Cup again
lime stream
...Tokui Aozora? 
sudden sundial
The VA
lime stream
right I was trying to read the name
apparently it's just "Sora" somehow? the whole ao kanji is silent
sudden sundial
Could be personal choice between her government name and her industry name
Or who knows
A quirk of the Japanese language is certainly possible specially with names, given the whole "Read as" or "written as"
I may have reached my peak-RNG Tachyon, best I can do at least until I raise her to rank 5
arctic kayak
hello i am very very new to this game [as in literally just started today] so forgive me for my lack of knowledge
does anyone know how the mejiro's are related? like sisters or cousins or something else. ive seen some people on reddit say theyre cousins.
lime stream
the irl answer is that Mejiro Farm named a lot of its horses Mejiro
some of them were actually blood-related and some were not
the anime and game tends to keep all family relationship stuff super vague since it would just make the whole thing weird in a bad way to talk about who studded who in another dimension
Wcct probably has the long answer
sudden sundial
Inside the Uma universe none of the umas are related.
But yes the original horses mostly are. For example, Sunday Silence is related to about half of all the horses that ever got Umafied.
Regarding Mejiro, Mejiro in itself is a farm's name, so it can be given to unrelated horses, but ultimately they're all related yes.
lime stream
I feel like "wait, Gold Ship is a Mejiro?" is one of those factoids that everyone learns if they dig into the real horse facts and everyone else doesn't
sudden sundial
Mejiro bloodline corrupted by Sunday Silence's bloodline
SS definitely has dominant genes if you look at Suzuka and the Deep Impact line and the entire Stego family
Except Fenomeno and Kitasan who both somehow escaped the cursed
Well, Kita is pretty special on his own but he wasn't an agent of the chaos gods
potent trail
kitas grandfather is bakushin, which i think is blessed-cursed in its own way
arctic kayak
so the real life mcqueen is gold ship's grandparent?
funny
it's interesting in the game how they took something that was just a farm name and turned it into a prestigious family
potent trail
broke: mejiro family
woke: stego family
bespoke: sakura family
i need them and i need them stat
chiyono where art thooooouuuu
blissful spade
arctic kayak
i dont think ive run into any of them yet
like i said i literally just started playing today
potent trail
thats fine, its cuz bc chiyo and laurel are future releases 
im just very into the star blossom manga
lime stream
or at least change the jukebox to her song (she still does that right?)
potent trail
naturally
potent trail
she should be here soon yea!
im ready to absolutely ruin my carat balance for her
meta says valentine bourbon, i say funni spring horse
though i would love having just a bourbon, i want robohorsie..... she is so awesomesauce
alas the free pulls have been giving me none 3star left beef im afraid
blissful spade
I only have gotten a dupe which was suzuka
sudden sundial
Bakushin comes free to your account
No permission asked
Speaking of Bourbon tho
blissful spade
the 5 I got were bakushin, vodka, daisca, golshi and haru
are they the default because they represent the 4 aptitudes and 1 dirt?
sudden sundial
Oh from the tutorial 5-pull?
blissful spade
yes
sudden sundial
I wasn't even thinking about that, I thought those 5 were hardcoded. Scarlet at least seems hardcoded, since the tutorial career is with her
blissful spade
sudden sundial
I consider Bakushin and all the other 1*s and 2*s free becuse within 20-50 pulls you have all of them
The pool is bigger now than at launch I guess, but not that many more. Everyone's gonna have a Bakushin within a month
sudden sundial
Speaking of Bourbon tho
Imagining a whole life together is definitely a Bourbon move
lime stream
as a fellow near-robot, I can confirm this
sudden sundial
https://tenor.com/view/キタサンブラック-サトノクラウン-kita-chan-cheval-grand-satono-crown-gif-14866931972560524978
blissful spade
eventually I'll get to watching the main series
sudden sundial
broke: mejiro family
woke: stego family
bespoke: sakura family
Also, I hatelove to be that guy but the real "broke" option is the Satono family, who get glazed to Mejiro levels and also treated as a prestigious/rich family but only have one horse worth talking about. It's really mostly people missing the Mejiros
blissful spade
I need to force satono diamond into being a huge sega fan
sudden sundial
20 years too late, Turbo claimed that one
pine geode
pine geode
The doubled career rewards we’d been blessed with since launch have come to an end
No more pairs of shoes
No more pairs of race sashes, dream orbs, or doubled monies
They come in singles now
However
blissful spade
No more *pairs* of shoes
No more pairs of race sashes, dream orbs, or doubled mo...
oh my fuck, it's been so long I thought it was natural
but I got way to many of all them so whatever
pine geode
yah it was always time-limited. It’d show up in the “events” thing on the home screen, and it had a big countdown for like 140 days when I first checked.
We finally reached the end of the countdown
blissful spade
I think the biggest miss will be the monies though
pine geode
w-
This can’t be right, can it? One day?
Two days*
I guess it is, it’s not that much. Alright, rapid-fire careers.
Carats for Valentine’s Bourbon
pine geode
With February, we’re going to start seeing birthdays of characters in the global version
Fine Motion’s was two days ago. The next is Tosen Jordan, on February 4th.
arctic kayak
what does the TM in TM opera o stand for
apparently the o just means king, but i cant find what the tm stands for
ruby mirage
<:bakushinheadempty:1448001195502469243> <:chiyonocute:1464710213012684943> <:la...
Where is chitose o 
runic whale
does anyone know how the mejiro's are related? like sisters or cousins or someth...
Irl they're all from- ah Ixrec beat me to it
runic whale
it's interesting in the game how they took something that was just a farm name a...
It is both a farm name and a prestigious clan
The Mejiro Clan or Mejiro Shouji Co only made the best of the best top of the line thoroughbreds
Although nowadays they're a bit derelict and only one Mejiro (that's from the original farm) remains
The Mejiro Clan isn't ending but Mejiro Dober is the last of the original
Or the old farm
Mejiro Charade is the daughter of Mejiro Dober too
MEJIRO DOBER AND MANHATTAN CAFÉ'S DAUGHTER??!
runic whale
Mejiro Charade is the daughter of Mejiro Dober too
Mejiro Piola's (Youngest Mejiro) dam is Charade
Mejiro Piola's pedigree is crazy
King Kamehameha, the DIRECT SUCCESSOR (of SuSi's looks), and Dober
Also in the fanon the Mejiro Family also extends to the likes of Gold Ship, her "mom" (Point Flag), Orfevre, and her "mom" (Oriental Art)
Gold Ship is sometimes treated as a secret child of the Mejiros but sometimes she's treated as the wife of one of the Mejiros
runic whale
what does the TM in TM opera o stand for
Owner's initials
It's sometimes written T.M. Opera O
The guy's name is Masatsugu Takezono
It's a popular naming convention in Japan
[Owner] [Name]
A more funny example is Sakura Bakushin O, Sakura Laurel, Sakura Chiyono O... They're all owned by a convenience store
blissful spade
It's sometimes written T.M. Opera O
I like in the Umayuru rapping episode with tm opera o
it's stylized like Opera O™
goes hard
potent trail
Where is chitose o <:BakushinThink:863827268560617485>
in chapter 39 of star blosssom which hasnt been fantranslated yet (theres no official english )
runic whale
That's why you learn Japanese
Because scanlation teams are not on Time most of the time
potent trail
if i do pick up third language (lets not count slovak, thats a cop out), im interested in spanish. id have to take up classes though, self learning is. hard. most so in motivation
so like better to get basics in a class setting and then have media take u further, i think thats best play for me. i have been thinking about it for a while, id have to look up if theres classes in town for A0 level
ruby mirage
sudden sundial
Omg they were stablemates
sudden sundial
https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1qjr66c/meisho_doto_and_taiki_shuttl...
^
runic whale
Yes, they were stablemates <:TaikiDerp:850972279911612436><:DotoWaha:86895754291...
Different reason
pine geode
w wheuhh
Its been so long since I last got one with Super Creek
Not since the wedding dress event
pine geode
Starting the finale now. She should be able to dominate it with her stats this time. Last time I had the tickets, she failed at the semifinal. But now she’s facing a Bitter Glasse and Little Cocon…
Victory! By 1 length!
Its been 35 careers with her since the last time I pulled the ticket. She can finally relax.
runic whale
Mamma creek
ruby mirage
I recently got ♨️ with
runic whale
You got heated with sakura bakushin o?
runic whale
Super creek trains herself
runic whale
Air groove likes this idiot?!
potent trail
there was a air groove/bakushin fic i read that, ngl was kinda fire