#Uma Musume

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sudden sundial
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Oh right, Great Escape is in the game now

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I gotta do a Suzuka with that

ruby mirage
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By @sweetstarcosmic on 🐦

blissful spade
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this event is amazing
+20 energy, +1 mood, a hint for a skill and her friendship goes up by 5

sudden sundial
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Me with all 5 of Riko's hangouts

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Plus the free SP

runic whale
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Riko is hot

sudden sundial
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I will not respect my elders

runic whale
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i want her shoes

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if they aint the one she wore im not taking it

sudden sundial
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Dozens of runs later I still haven't encountered this

sudden sundial
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We love front runners

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Great Escape is just so fun

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This is URA final race btw

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And it makes this extremely viable

pine geode
sudden sundial
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Oh okay

pine geode
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(It’s at the very end on this guide)

runic whale
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Never forget symboli rudolf has 2 exes

sudden sundial
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Huh, new day and it didn't boot me back to the title screen

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When do the free 10pulls end?

runic whale
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Never

sudden sundial
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No SSRs today but I got another dog

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It's a good dog but I need two more

ruby mirage
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no ssrs but got sr doto and cafe

sudden sundial
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Cafe is a great STA card

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Her, Freak and ZRR are the only ones I ever need

runic whale
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My idiot

ruby mirage
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reached chapter 190 of cingray OguriAnxious

ruby mirage
ruby mirage
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from @perd_persone2 on birdfromtetrisfriends
Wonder Acute

ruby mirage
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Very emotional chapters after 190

runic whale
ruby mirage
runic whale
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"i found the way to become happy on a super-ultra-mega-great-blessing level! The secret is... Not dying! I mean, if you want to spend time with people important to you, you have to live as long as you can, right?"
-Matikanefukukitaru

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I feel you right there, Fukukitaru, that was my exact thought that stopped me

ruby mirage
ruby mirage
runic whale
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Maybe Shiraoki is not taking the form of Fukukitaru, it's taking the form of her sister

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I am a day 0 supporter of Matikanefukukitaru

ruby mirage
pine geode
sudden sundial
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Daiwa's is so good

runic whale
ruby mirage
runic whale
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I could never win a claw machine anymore

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I'm past my prime

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Like, i release when it's on the plush but it's like off by a centimeter

ruby mirage
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I can get the claw to the correct location, but my luck is awful when it is in the claw

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Also had one of my most disappointing start and end to a career with suzuka.

  • Runner up @ Debut race
  • My first uma to win the Triple Tiara
  • Runaway skill obtained
  • Unity Cup sweep
  • Runner up @ Ura Finale
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So close to a perfect career

sudden sundial
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Great escape will do that to you

runic whale
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I can't wait for twin turbo

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Turbo has the skill by default iirc

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And it's fucken OP

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My Ug Turbo literally won a Prix L'arc race by 10 LENGTHS

ruby mirage
runic whale
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You just get her x8 out of 10

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Actually, they might present her as already a 3 star? I don't know how it went

ruby mirage
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No ssr today but 3 sr cards

runic whale
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Honestly can't wait for them to add Forever Young and the Breeder's Cup to see what they come up with for the name of the race

runic whale
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I've been thinking more and more about twin turbo

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... Per usual

ruby mirage
sudden sundial
runic whale
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This is literally All Comers 1993

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Turbo gapped everyone basically

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But the phrase "the last straightway is where the real race begins" also is true, because they were catching up to her but weren't able to

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The Runaway Twin Turbo my beloved

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Fun fact: she has all G on Late Surger, End Closer and Pace Chaser

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She's the only dedicated front runner

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Actually

sudden sundial
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Yeah in the end she won by half a length, but it was URA final where every other horse cheats

runic whale
sudden sundial
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Still. When the race starts and the horse just goes, most beautiful sight in the game

runic whale
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Well yea that's the point, go in front and lead until victory

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Front runners are really impressive in an both irl and in the anime (so technically the same)

sudden sundial
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Anyway. Finally trained an Escapist Suzuka that I can be happy with.

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Despite the denied Maestro

runic whale
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Mayano top gun is waist height of hishi akebono

sudden sundial
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Looked up a video of a concert with Akebono, she doesn't look as big in those. Her two partners were Haru and some other small uma too, but she didn't stand out like she does in the home screen

runic whale
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She's fucking massive in this screen

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Her THIGH HIGHS can be used as tights by both of them

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You know what our favorite Kaichou says

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Big girl first the leste nowhewe

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lol i forgot i have a 6* in JP

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6* SPD 3* STAM

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I LOVE THIS FEATURE

runic whale
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What in the ever living fuck

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Twin turbo has an event where one choice deducts 100 energy lol

sudden sundial
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Ran too much

runic whale
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Level 3, 3 MLB Rainbows

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WTF 752 SP????

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I didn't even see that lmaoo

pine geode
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(browser auto translation)
Maruzensky's got very horse-like legs 🐴

lime stream
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"Symbolildorf"

runic whale
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I like how maruzensky just.. Vanished from Rudolf's side in pretty derby

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I will spread by exes headcanon

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Bro this is so funny

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I'm on the 3rd goal and twin turbo is already at 900 speed

pine geode
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What do the sliders mean, how did the umas become so strong, etc...

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Yet also exciting

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Auto translation!

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Unironically, I've been studying japanese for the last month and a half because I want to read umamusume fanfiction and media, but most is untranslated, and auto translation... as you can see.

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There's one for all the characters of the Cinderella Grey anime. Secondary cards with a bit of insight from each character's VA too, it's kind of neat.

lime stream
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"Oguri Cap's classmate" to "Oligarchic classmate" is also a pretty epic fail

pine geode
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Ahh

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I was wondering why so many characters were part of some oligarchy

lime stream
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I don't have the slightest idea where it got "slut" from though, that first word is pretty clearly
おっとり

  1. gently; quietly; calmly​
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(feel free to ask questions about any of it)

sudden sundial
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Slut
Not the worst thing you can call Freak

runic whale
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Is she really one if all she wants is to take care of someone hmmmm

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Her FANS are the ones that are that

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No. 1 favorite with three bull's eyes as twin turbo

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Really getting it on with your rival

potent trail
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suzuka when she goes lol. lmao

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thank you darling that puts me in A1 team whooo

runic whale
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Holy shit gold ship dress skin

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She sounds so

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So...

sudden sundial
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No CinGray NotLikeThis

ruby mirage
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Learn how to count with BakushinLaugh

ruby mirage
sudden sundial
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I've read we had our last free 10 pull

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Today or yesterday depending on how you see it in your timezone

runic whale
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What's wrong with her eye

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Oh a sparkle covers her pupil

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So she looks like derpy from afar

runic whale
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Cutie

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I love you akikawa

ruby mirage
sudden sundial
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I love the dog, but I also love that no matter how much of a freak an uma is, Digitan will out-freak them

ruby mirage
potent trail
blissful spade
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first legend run

naive anchor
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Why am I not surprised that

  1. There's Uma fanfic
  2. This tag exists?
potent trail
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well of course theres uma fanfiction

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some very fun elking, with a healthy dose of angst

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kings mommy issues are peak in the sequel

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unfortunately noone has yet written a satisfactory bakushin fics. they dont get her like i do bakushinclueless

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jury is out on state of symboligroove, by which i mean i have them tabbed but didnt read yet. ill get to you, my overworked wife duo

potent trail
# potent trail kings mommy issues are peak in the sequel

and by peak i mean check this out

||*Her mother stared at her, sitting as still as a statue.

“Why did you have me?” King asked again. “To have someone continue your legacy? To have another prize you could tout around like a trophy?”

“Because I thought that I could be a good mother.”*||

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as for el she has ||sad french adventure it's all very dramatique||

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oh god what do you mean virgo cup game, i didnt look at that in the slightest yet

blissful spade
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didn't know this was a thing, I've only done this once and had my horsne lost right after so I never tried again

runic whale
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My horse went up to 30 consecutive lol

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None of my uma daughters can defeat the oppai dekai flashing monster

ruby mirage
runic whale
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FINALLY

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After 10-15 careers with Teio, she finally got the triple crown undefeated

runic whale
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Vs Zenith

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SPECIAL WEEK bro

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Her last spurt on the straightway was amazing ✨

pine geode
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I’ve finally cleared enough space on my phone to download the update, I can play on mobile again

pine geode
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Also beating McQueen in the spring Tenno Sho

runic whale
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Impossible tho

runic whale
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She wants to be behind mcqueen

ruby mirage
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:(

runic whale
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No

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:o

ruby mirage
runic whale
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tetrabiblos

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Dawwww

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Someone get her a hat please it's blinding me

ruby mirage
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from @amamoto_taiyo on birb

runic whale
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Tama

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I like tama....

ruby mirage
ruby mirage
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can't wait for mejiro_ryan in the cingray anime

runic whale
novel depot
runic whale
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... Cute

pine geode
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new debuff got

sudden sundial
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Helios' favourite skill

runic whale
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Gold ship post takarazuka kinen

pine geode
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could be worse
I actually don’t mind too much, getting debuffed after losing a race, because I’m interested in what they might be.
They’re kind of interesting in how they specifically can hamper you.

ruby mirage
potent trail
runic whale
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KITA Appreciation post, sponsored by an unknown benefactor from the Satono clan

lime stream
runic whale
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She looks like a draft horse

sudden sundial
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Extra week to carrots

ruby mirage
runic whale
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Me to Matikanefukukitaru

ruby mirage
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got her to A rank recently after C ranks in the first scenario

runic whale
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I COULD give Mayano Top Gun a grown up reward

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A tax write-off!

ruby mirage
runic whale
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I could be the priest to her and air groove's wedding

steep hawk
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Hiii everypony x3

runic whale
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A cursed image

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CALM Turbo

sudden sundial
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Can't run in the onsen

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No thoughts left

runic whale
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Only the onsen can tame her

sudden sundial
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Curren Chan when you tell her she's cute:

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She kinda went crazy on this run I can't do it justice in words. First 13k+ horse says it all

potent trail
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wow, nice

ruby mirage
sudden sundial
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Don't do it! She's gonna get another 1000 rating!

ruby mirage
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"Umamusume: Pretty Derby" has been nominated as the "Best Mobile Game" at The Game Awards

sudden sundial
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I say 3y of QOL dropped 6m after release gives it the title, for this year

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But there's two more popular games in the competition

pine geode
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What’s the game awards?

runic whale
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An award for games

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I wish Kitasan Brown and Kitasan White were as famous as Kitasan Black

brisk token
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Curing my depression by playing Umamusume

runic whale
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Good call

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Fuck i can't beat oppai dekai flashing monster

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Hishi Akebono: "Do any of the treats on my racewear look good? Just point to the one you want!"

POINTS AT HER

blissful spade
runic whale
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Oppai flashing monster

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She has somewhat an average bust size tbh

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What the FUCK

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Agnes Digital is a descendant of Secretariat

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Secretariat via dam

runic whale
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Fuckin rizzed

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Favoritism

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Vivlos has sisters Teio doesn't

runic whale
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Susi appearance

sudden sundial
ruby mirage
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お!?あんなところに会長がいるぞ!
強運だな!

今日もうんと、会長に快調なダジャレを言わせようぜ!

---+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+---

チャンネル登録してくれなきゃ、もうゴルシちゃん寝る…zzz
https://www.youtube.com/@UMAMUSUME_official?sub_confirmation=1

【...

▶ Play video
sudden sundial
ruby mirage
runic whale
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MOMMY

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I want mommy I wanna be held i wanna be comforted

ruby mirage
sudden sundial
potent trail
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lol. lmao even

lime stream
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for Neo’s awareness: ^that clip’s use of “erai” carries the same connotation as good boy/ii ko rdsnrk

runic whale
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My response was appropriate

runic whale
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10CI3 on twatter

ruby mirage
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アニメ『うまゆる』第12話「鎖威拒宇血夷武!波羅離螺!(さいきょうちいむ!ぱらりら!)」を配信!

【あらすじ】
特攻服(トップク)!短ラン!ツッパリ上等!ウマ娘たちがヤンキーに!?
学園の覇権はうちらが貰う!そこんとこ夜露死苦!

【CAST】
...

▶ Play video
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"Umayuru – Episode 12: Tracen Turf Warz"

pine geode
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Reminder that Tazuna was able to physically catch several of Tracen's students running from her.
Which is no small feat at an academy for the country's top racehores

runic whale
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Tokino Minoru

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The real Phantom Umamusume

ruby mirage
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transcend is a cute uma

runic whale
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Yes she is

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I've been spreading that propaganda since

sudden sundial
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Glasses are very versatile!

runic whale
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I bet she wears contacts during the race

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The mob umas that wear glasses are too poor

pine geode
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Speaking of glasses, do y'all think Rudolf's glasses are prescription?

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A friend and I have wondered whether they are or not, especially since she doesn't wear them with her racewear or school uniform (maybe she's farsighted?). But I never thought about the possibility that she was wearing contacts.

sudden sundial
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They're only for aura

pine geode
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I like Matikanefukukitaru's casual. Seems very comfy, and... casual.

ruby mirage
ruby mirage
sudden sundial
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What I want to know is why Ryan when casual dressess like a hippie grandma

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Or like Phoebe

ruby mirage
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Agnes Digital's unique skill DigitalEcstasy

blissful spade
ruby mirage
runic whale
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I love digital my daughter

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The yuri horse

runic whale
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Cygames lost the legal battle with konami tf

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Why do they let companies trademark common game mechanics

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They paid a massive sum to keep the game running

ruby mirage
runic whale
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Well.. They're kinda the yakuza so

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Also their horse kinda won the most prestigious breeder's cup race

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The purse for the Breeder's Cup Classic is 7 Million USD

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They got sued for 4 million or 727 million yen

ruby mirage
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I need belno light pal support card cygames OguriStare

pine geode
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damnation

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On the bright side, Cygames' revenue outshines the lawsuit amount

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Even if the principle still sucks

ruby mirage
runic whale
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If they didn't have money they wouldn't have made umamusume

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Have they ever revealed how much the licenses are

pine geode
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I don’t think so

runic whale
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I think only seiun sky's owner revealed it

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20$ for every horse just because the contract needed a price

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It's either 20$ or 20¥

pine geode
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ahh
pretty nice

pine geode
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Wonder Acute is also a mood

runic whale
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Fighting people that calls her a hag

ruby mirage
sudden sundial
runic whale
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Hobo horse is stego

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This girl sleeps outside

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Is she even a girl

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My air groove managed to beat oppai flashing monster

sudden sundial
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I'm training Maruzensky and she's done the Cafeteria event 3 times, and I'm still in Junior year

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Oguri watch out

runic whale
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Hobo deadbeat

sudden sundial
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Senior year March, 5 cafeteria events. She's going for the glutton title!

runic whale
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SUPER CREEK IS THAT BIG??

runic whale
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OK I NEED FENOMENO ART ASAP

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N o w

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He apparently is a lead horse in a farm, basically runs a daycare

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By TomatoLover16 on twatter

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She saw how bad of a father Stego was and said she would be better

ruby mirage
sudden sundial
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Glasses are so versatile

runic whale
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They done did it

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me and Riko

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Only elite epic gaymers get THE reference

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AND NO IT'S NOT AN INNUENDO BEFORE ANYONE SAYS IT

lime stream
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in Bo: Path of the Teal Lotus, a mochi mallet provides your ground pound ability rdsnrk

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but Touhou's my actual guess

runic whale
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Actually it's a reference to how you get asked to pound mochi with Riko Kashimoto

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The sexie-... Beautiful trainer

sudden sundial
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Girlfailure

runic whale
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She's in the middle of girlboss girlfailure in the Venn Diagram

lime stream
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what's the failure

runic whale
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She has lung cancer

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No jk, i think she's much more emotional than she looks

sudden sundial
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Tough act but collapses at the smallest issue, I think

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You definitely know the archetype

runic whale
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So.. Matikanefukukitaru except she doesn't have the tendencies to drown herself in a pond (this happens ingame btw)

sudden sundial
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She'll be fine

runic whale
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Kashimoto is JRA Yakuza trying to change things

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Yo Akikawa is smart

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She's... Wait a fucking minute I've seen this archetype before

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Looks lazy but is really hardworking behind the scenes.. Sounds familiar

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They're lesbian.. Ofcourse they are!

potent trail
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i dont know the amount of male trainers in japanese version, but, well. one could say in umamusumeverse, the lesbianism is. um. one of the two options. beside aromantics penk

runic whale
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My shot with riko never fired

potent trail
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i guess characters ostensibly have "fathers", but have we met those mythical creatures? can you show me their model? thats right

runic whale
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I guess only dia's parents are shown

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And kita's

sudden sundial
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Anime has some male trainers and that's about it

runic whale
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Both have blacked out faces

sudden sundial
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I don't think there's a named male character anywhere else or in any other position

runic whale
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Yup, all other male trainers in the game are like "Male Trainer"

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"Male Trainer 2"

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They needed a boy in the anime so the yakuza horse owners don't side eye them and think they're making a yuri horse show with their horses

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Or else they're gonna pull licensing for Symboli Rudolf and Almond Eye

runic whale
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I don't like the implications but i will give it a pass

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I just realized how much skin her outfit shows

potent trail
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taiki shuttle.

runic whale
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Eh? She just has big badoinkers

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NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE DRAW VODKA AND SCARLET MARRIED AND VODKA HAS THE GOWN

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It's an SSR card i think

sudden sundial
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Taiki is wearing a strapless "bra" and a miniskirt, literally nobody can show more skin than her

runic whale
sudden sundial
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Right

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Bikini is definitely the limit

runic whale
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What about implied nakedness

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She has tanlines btw, if she was wearing underwear wouldn't the strap be seen? Unless she's wearing a bodysuit

potent trail
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....are umamusume beholden to the mlp rule of "somehow clothes are more lewd than being naked"?

runic whale
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Are you proposing them to be naked? Are you trying to kill Agnes Digital?

potent trail
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well its on her choosing to be in such a hazardous environment

runic whale
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For some reason, Haru Urara shows more skin than a lot of "sexy" umas

lime stream
runic whale
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Like Satono Crown, Mejiro Ramonu, Wonder Acute and the other characters in the new onsen event

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Don't ask why they're all hags

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Oh wow umamusume has an uma character that aged

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Not like tokai teio child to tokai teio present

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From prime uma to old age

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AND SHE'S BUDDYBUDDY WITH HER OLD TRAINER IT'S SO CUTE

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Implied to be younger than their current

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The age of 30 40 is in demand

ruby mirage
pine geode
runic whale
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She's farmer girl in her casual outfit

ruby mirage
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Taiki Shuttle built like equestria girls applejack

runic whale
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If only she's wearing a denim skirt

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TAIKI SHUTTLE?!

sudden sundial
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Cygames give Taiki Shuttle a cowboy hat and my wallet is yours

runic whale
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She has one

ruby mirage
runic whale
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Only difference is Taiki Shuttle isn't stubborn and she's voiced by one of the greatest VAs

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They couldn't have chosen a better va for her other than Toshino Kyoko's VA

ruby mirage
runic whale
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She voiced Japanese AJ?

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WTF YOU CAN HEAR TM OPERA O

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She just isn't putting on an accent.. So this is what casual opera o pre-narc arc sounds like

ruby mirage
runic whale
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Seeking The Pearl best uma hag

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She drags her children.. I mean, her schoolmates and classmates into weird antics

ruby mirage
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not just one glasses, but two

runic whale
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Built different

sudden sundial
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Pinch glasses

ruby mirage
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DotoWaha funny interactions on the homescreen today

runic whale
ruby mirage
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By @nonnormalguy DigitalLove

runic whale
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How can she smell them

ruby mirage
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From her unique DigitalSmug

ruby mirage
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not from me but KitaScared

runic whale
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She likes to smell girls fresh from workout

ruby mirage
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apparently so natureisfascinating

runic whale
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They didn't expand on her kinks and fetishes because:

  1. Cygames has a rating for the game to sustain
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I'm not gonna say the horse yakuza will hate it because they already let her be The Yuri Horse

ruby mirage
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i think bro is insane DigitalEcstasy

runic whale
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Lmao "1!!1!1!!!1!1!1!"

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One of the only horses to win dirt and turf back to back in a row btw

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"A true hero does not choose the battlefield."

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This is yuri horse

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She's related to Danzig (an ancestor of Fine Motion and Grass Wonder so that makes them far cousins) and Secretariat

runic whale
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No longer oppai flashing monster

ruby mirage
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instead fuji is now a handsome horse

runic whale
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Pokkiseki

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Gay uma

ruby mirage
runic whale
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I well never forget her basically confession to kitasan black

runic whale
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Looks too heavy, right, Digital?

ruby mirage
sudden sundial
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Real freak hours

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She just won't stop

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Like, I knew she was a freak but she's beating the allegations. She's even freakier than the allegations

ruby mirage
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peak character writing

lime stream
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I thought it was spelled "oggling", but apparently I'm wrong and Digital is right

potent trail
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i thought it was oogling, so hey

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ixrec 🤝 bringina

"english bruh"
potent trail
ruby mirage
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By @sengoku105931 on 🐦

sudden sundial
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I need the dark horse

sudden sundial
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If you laugh Tazuna makes you disappear

ruby mirage
sudden sundial
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This brat showed up in a wedding dress. I need an adult

blissful spade
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also

ruby mirage
sudden sundial
ruby mirage
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i think digitan is insane

pine geode
lime stream
sudden sundial
ruby mirage
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Digitan's comment on umapyoi legend

sudden sundial
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She knows what umapyoi means

pine geode
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I love this event. I like to see this as a prank on my part for immediately going along and suggesting Super Creek request a PA announcement every time.

ruby mirage
sudden sundial
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Narita Taishin found dead in a ditch

potent trail
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sometimes my club has good ideas

potent trail
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sob. she was soooo close to quad s

sudden sundial
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Devastating

nova ember
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please get away from me

runic whale
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She's getting married with air groove

nova ember
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she came when i was pulling for hishi amazon

runic whale
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I want Obey Your Master's American Flag thigh highs

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The only uma i want that i didn't get was Meisho Doto 💔💔💔💔

nova ember
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and now she comes when i am pulling for hishi akebono

runic whale
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I literally got the new character banners on the first pull like Eishen Flash, Hishi Akebono and stuff

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The hishi amazon roll i did came in clutch

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It was the last day and i was preparing to go to class lol

nova ember
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very happy for you

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GRRRRR

runic whale
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Meisho Doto my daughter.. I want her

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Girlboss and girlfailure

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She was the ONLY threat to TM Opera O during his prime

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By Mtiskrt on twatter

nova ember
#

ohh horse racing knowledge

runic whale
#

She eventually beat her though

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Agnes Digital apparently beat her aswell

#

Meisho Doto still hates "TM Opera O"

runic whale
#

Wtf party dash is pretty cool

ruby mirage
#

Agnes Digital x King Halo HaloLaugh

runic whale
#

I wanna post hishiama nee-san x narita brian

ruby mirage
pine geode
#

Ooh wow
I don’t know if this is new or the odds, but getting good rest can cure night owl

potent trail
#

its thanks to that QOL update yea

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the patch notes said it should be easier to cure conditions. unfortunately i havent seen that much improvement personally yet penk

#

playing rng heavy game? with MY kind of luck? an exercise in frustration but go off i guess

pine geode
#

I still failed the cure in the infirmary lol

#

But supposedly the odds are better

#

I get sleep deprived/migraine/slacker events less, and when I do, I get the bad conditions much much less

#

What provoked Taiki Shuttle’s reaction?
(wrong answers only)

sudden sundial
#

This is somehow Digitan's fault

potent trail
#

a chicken burger (apparently americans are really hang up on calling it chicken sandwich?)

ruby mirage
runic whale
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The only Sakura that doesn't have the blossom pupils is Chiyono O

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By param_blue on twatter

novel depot
# potent trail its thanks to that QOL update yea

It is new, yes.

A while before the update I saw one YT short claiming that resting can cure Night Owl or training with the reporter could cure Slacker, when that wasn't the case yet on global servers. The only thing you could cure randomly without infirmary that I knew of was slow metabolism through training (which had, and still has its own unique event for each trainee).

sudden sundial
#

It's my fault for not simping the horses

runic whale
#

Waiter waiter! More uma yuri please

potent trail
#

interesting how ppl got way different experiences thanks to rng lmao

novel depot
#

You can cure anything with a shrine event

sudden sundial
#

But if it's migraine the mood+ comes before the heal

#

I've definitely gone for a recreation over an Infirmary many times

#

I like the shrine odds better than the infirmary shit ones, I swear every time I use it it takes two goes at least

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It's half of why I started ignoring Practice Poor, not worth the waste of a turn

sudden sundial
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I'm training a Nice Nature, it's crazy how well everything goes when all I care about is getting red skills. RNG knows how to troll

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Winning the UC without even trying

ruby mirage
sudden sundial
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Or maybe Natie is just that good, let's go with that

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Good horse

sudden sundial
#

NICE

Nature

runic whale
#

Honestly Machan would do this

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The only valid attention seeker

sudden sundial
#

Man Virgo cup is so competitive...

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So many S horses wtf, where's the people in my A/A+ tier

runic whale
#

The game and players progresses, the whales stay winning

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Remember, they added an entirely new rank because people just minmaxxed like that

ruby mirage
#

I basically don't do anything for cup races. Too many whales. Went 0/5 in the last 3 cups.

runic whale
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Only the first cup i finished 3rd

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I don't do cups anymore with the same reason, fuck ton of whales

runic whale
#

Mayano called me dad ❤️‍🩹

ruby mirage
#

rather grind on events than the cups

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especially now with qol updates and unity cup

potent trail
#

well, entering them does still net you carats tho

ruby mirage
#

aiming for the 700k points this time

runic whale
potent trail
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well yea, but losing is still more profitable than not participating

sudden sundial
#

And it's like 5m per run

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I do it with my dailies

runic whale
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I want joy and reward not just the latter

#

And I'm sad my girls don't win because i want my daughters to win

sudden sundial
#

Could've had a couple extra pulls for Doto but alas

runic whale
#

I had more than enough but cygames spat in my face and gave me Eishen Flash, Mihono Bourbon, Rice Shower, Symboli Rudolf, and Hishi Akebono

#

Oh and Narita Brian

#

Daichi Ruby's tracen ondo is so funny

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"さあみな はじまるよ" in the most neutral voice ever

ruby mirage
#

From @em26745525 on birdfromtetrisfriends
symboli_rudolfoguri_cap

runic whale
#

Their respective wifes are distraught

#

Dang do they even feed her

ruby mirage
runic whale
#

I'll take good care of dream journey and feed her food

#

Thinking about soup

#

Yes that's racecourse pizza

potent trail
#

curren cant you pick like, literally anything but guts

runic whale
#

Guts is good now

potent trail
#

LMAO OKAY

#

see children, complaining works

runic whale
#

The last spurt is where the race actually starts afterall

sudden sundial
potent trail
pine geode
#

In two days we have the Mile Championship

pine geode
#

A lot of the racers are descendants of our Umas

sudden sundial
#

And on the 30th, JAPAN CUP

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Fave is Duramente's son

#

You can guess who sired Deep Monster

#

Others I will check at a later date

pine geode
#

Win Marvel's sire is "I'll Have Another" lol

#

I like the photo galleries

ruby mirage
#

Listened to the entire BoaNE ost recently

pine geode
#

Don’t forget we have these sprinter race missions for the next few days!

They’re just resource rewards like monies, but every bit counts
You can get most of the races with Bakushin O's career

sudden sundial
#

I don't know how I'm at 1.5M monies but I don't need anything aside from carats

#

But this probably gives some for completion

#

I'll have to check

pine geode
#

150 carats for completing all missions

sudden sundial
#

Can't say no to that

potent trail
sudden sundial
#

I did for a while, everyone I care about to be on Pot 5 is on it

#

Most horses don't really get more than one good skill, and usually it's before 5

#

So I raise the ones that are worth it or the horses I like, which still saves a lot of monies

#

Stars and now hints are way more valueable, but here's what I have

#

There's nobody left whose potential I care about

#

If I really find myself with an abundance of resources and nothing to do I'll go for more

pine geode
#

I've been balancing my spending because there's a mission to have 10 million monies

sudden sundial
#

What's the reward?

pine geode
# sudden sundial What's the reward?

Oh, my mistake
It's not "have" 10 million monies, it's have obtained 10 million over the course of playing. You don't need it all at once.
And it's just a title.

sudden sundial
#

I think I got that then

pine geode
#

I wouldn't use it anyway (golshi fanclub), but I'm a completionist

sudden sundial
#

I mean, the Golshi event alone was probably worth 2M?

#

Great event

potent trail
#

taiki hates me pensivewobble apparently we're doin a "how many trainings below 10% can we fail in a career" challenge

sudden sundial
#

We get those runs every once in a while, what can you do

#

I've learned when to Give Up

#

Taiki for the most part is really reliable tho, she just goes and you're only there to choose skills

potent trail
sudden sundial
#

#NotMyTaiki

#

But I'm currently on run 10 of the brat in a wedding dress refusing to have a good career

#

All 10 with guest mothers

#

Sometimes a horse just doesn't like you, yeah

runic whale
runic whale
#

Good news

#

Mejiro Dober is no longer the last of the Mejiro Clan

#

Mejiro Piola had her debut recently

#

But.. Ofcourse, Mejiro Dober is the last of the original farm

runic whale
#

Oh shit i realized something

#

Cygames quietly referenced Haru Urara's lost potential

#

Special Week in one of the first episodes of pretty derby thought to herself: "Urara-san looks fast" because she is fast

ruby mirage
#

By @ttuk_san on birdfromtetrisfriends

runic whale
#

man

sudden sundial
#

uman

ruby mirage
runic whale
#

Oguri's beloved wife, Belno Light, is in top 10 female characters

runic whale
#

Buena Vista is in umamusume!! Special Week's daughter

runic whale
#

Continuing cingray

#

This 4 eyes is annoying, belno just eliminate him

runic whale
#

Man i wish they depicted somewhat chiseled umamusume

sudden sundial
#

Her gaydar can't be fooled

runic whale
#

All the straight shippers must hate Agnes Digital because she's never wrong with her gaydar

ruby mirage
#

Can't wait for the brainrot in daitaku helios's localisation when she releases HeliosSmile

runic whale
#

Wei

#

Beloved lesbian who tries to marry Daichi Ruby every moment she gets

#

Wow did tamamo cross confess her love to oguri cap

runic whale
#

Destroy the umawife for male trainers (or any trainers) agenda

ruby mirage
#

Still in love and buena vista tho izzynothoughtsheadempty

runic whale
#

But that's childhood friend, platonic

#

Still in love is mentally ill she's the only interesting outlier

#

Mayano Top Gun is misguided

runic whale
#

Either you, her, or both of you is going crazy

#

By senior year there is a visible red tint

ruby mirage
#

izzymediumsneaky haven't played jp game yet

runic whale
#

And in some choices your own consciousness REJECTS the good choice

#

Some kowai shit

#

Even the happy bubbly song meni shuki russhu is very creepy

#

I know someday people will use the argument that they love trainers because they sing songs about loving you

#

.. They're idols that's what they do 😭rdsnrk

ruby mirage
runic whale
#

Curren definitely composed the beat and still in love wrote the lyrics

#

In the little story thing it's about curren Chan and her friends meeting stilo's normal side

#

Omg mother and daughter bonding

ruby mirage
runic whale
#

Without a doubt these two are happily married

#

I wanna train to look like her

ruby mirage
runic whale
#

Ye i talked about them yesterday or something

#

Happily married

ruby mirage
#

Finished part 2 of the 0.5 ani missions. Part 1 and 3 left

pine geode
#

Jantar Mantar, the favorite, wins today’s Mile Championship with a pace runner strategy!

Earlier this year he won the Yasuda Kinen. This is his fourth G1 victory.

sudden sundial
#

Good horse

runic whale
#

That's a smol horse damn

#

Meisho Doto

ruby mirage
ruby mirage
#

https://youtu.be/WhcdfFmeiGI translated lyrics for meni-shuki♡rush StillLove

TL Notes:
0:22 - In the music video, another Uma tries to get your attention, and the singing Uma bats her away (LOL)! There is some context for you.
0:59 - I was tempted to translate 「こんなに大きくなりました」(literally: "It's gotten this big") to something more like "I like you thiiis much" because it felt more natural, but I ...

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sudden sundial
#

CinGray: this is so funny to me but I don't know why

#

I love smooth-bean Oguri so much

#

Freak's trainer got freaked

#

This being on display at Nakayama course is just phenomenal

#

I love this universe

#

Classic Mr CB aura farming. I don't think I've ever even heard her speak

#

March victory

#

Belno is cute

#

Absolutely FANTASTIC Cingray today

blissful spade
#

I can't believe it has basis in reality

#

Cyber Games Agent, I KNEEL

sudden sundial
#

Oh my god

#

None of us can ever be a bigger fan of these horses than Cygames is

#

What terrifying power

potent trail
sudden sundial
potent trail
potent trail
#

i havent played oguri in a while and i did not know theres a hilarious branch

#

what do you mean energy plus TWO HUNDRED

#

thats got to have like 3% success chance but its just so funny

runic whale
#

She's with someone that she's supposed to be with, John Gundam herself

#

We're getting Mummy Creek

runic whale
#

And they've definitely won millions on the prize pool

#

Cygames' parent company, Cyberagent, has a founder and president that owns a horse

#

Susumu really likes horses so if any of his horses do become legends (especially the white yearling colt he bought, which has a lot of potential), he adds them to the game

#

I can't wait for Forever Young because i wanna see what they're gonna name the Breeder's cup

runic whale
#

What the fuck do you mean bursting in

#

Who is she and why is she cute?

#

I see her in cingray too and i don't know if she ever introduced herself

lime stream
#

Yaeno Muteki?

runic whale
#

I like her ear decor

runic whale
runic whale
#

Finally finished season 1

#

8/10, not as hard hitting as season 2 pretty derby

#

Still very cute oguri cap and belno light

#

All, even the fake bullies

#

Nord is extremely gay for her and the yellow haired one

#

I don't know why but i feel sad for the real march

#

She was going to be oguri's rival in the nationals too but.. She wasn't capable

#

Finishing in places below 10th

#

She's very cute, gets asked if she's in a good mood because she just got off a call from her long distance girlfriend

#

Looks like someone is jealous

runic whale
#

The camera work is great, they use 3d models effectively

#

Better than Pretty Derby S2 and S3

runic whale
#

Yep, well used visuals it's great

#

Favorite visual yet

#

I don't believe these horses are not finding their breasts heavy bro how does she run so fast

ruby mirage
runic whale
#

True, should be bolted like golshi's

#

Tamamo has two sides

ruby mirage
blissful spade
runic whale
#

Season 2 pretty derby

runic whale
#

Season 1 cingrey season 2 pretty derby

ruby mirage
fervent flame
sudden sundial
#

Desuwa type shit

runic whale
#

Teio salivates at the sight

ruby mirage
runic whale
#

Makween

ruby mirage
#

oguri by @amaxa58700 on birdfromtetrisfriends

sudden sundial
#

So close to perfect on its own

pine geode
#

What exactly... are they looking at?

pine geode
runic whale
#

I'm proud of myself for successfully turning my cousin into an umamusume fan

ruby mirage
#

event auto spin and 2x event points for 60tp in career is available in this event

potent trail
blissful spade
#

bless be lord Cyber Games Agent, now I don't need to run intentionally bad decks and specific umas to get event points

potent trail
#

i engage in some bait, as a treat

#

(the circumstances maybbe different but dang it it's bourice, the shipping goggles stay ON)

runic whale
#

are they ever off in tracen campus grounds tho

#

this isnt bait this is a full blown yuri meal

#

sorry but it needs a better shipname bourice makes me think of maurice from penguins of madagascar

potent trail
runic whale
#

omurice

#

why not go the usual route

#

mihonoshower ricebourbon

potent trail
#

bc i like bourbaku and so i gravitate towards same naming convention of bourice penk

#

i also like how you can overlap the r's of bour- and -rice penk it pleases me

runic whale
#

i love mihonorice because the anime is my first exposure to the ship

#

bourice i cant move it move it anymore

#

kk2_shun on twatter

#

i love them

#

heres official art thats just adorable

ruby mirage
potent trail
#

how one feels when you like adding a third horse to a popular ship

runic whale
#

aston machan when it comes to daiwa x vodka:

sudden sundial
#

Did a Bakushin run just to clear some mission objectives and she casually ended being my 1st overall, 12.5k

#

Normal Bakushin bakushinning moment

sudden sundial
#

I didn't see a way to meddle with it or anything

ruby mirage
#

agnes digital is down bad in the story. bro passed out after asking only two questions to tm opera o and smart falcon 😭

runic whale
#

shes into talking

#

it turns her on

ruby mirage
#

agnes digital when uma: digitalspin

sudden sundial
#

Number one fan after Cygames

#

We can only ever hope for bronze medal

runic whale
#

Who is we

#

I am number 2 fan second to Agnes Digital

#

MAMBO NEXT YEAR

#

She's also a 2 star

potent trail
#

mihono "accidentally ordered 50 zombie hands" bourbon

#

and tamano "you have unusually high level of sass for someone your size" cross

#

wait, rice and rob roy are roomates? thats delightful information

#

...rice really is the fluttershy of umamusume. look, she even has the "works in a pairing with anyone" powers

#

actually hold on nevermind rob roy imitating sweep for confidence boost....

#

waugh the horses. they can get so yuri. why would you wanna ship them with trainer, have you SEEN this text-

#

..........

#

horse jail. horse jail for one thousand years

#

auuugh this event is so damn cute

ruby mirage
#

From @narumiyuki2772 Creekaha

potent trail
#

historians will call them very good friends

#

harold....

potent trail
#

haroooold, bakushin shows up in rice's intro story...... HAROOOOLD THE LESBIANS-

lime stream
potent trail
#

thats my very first double max horse

#

oh wow, and agnes digital pulled with an event ticket on like, pull 3. niceee

#

delightful, she's a dirt uma. i may be able to do some team shuffling later after i put some potential levels into her

ruby mirage
#

Why is umas think it is night time, it is 10 am here lunawink

runic whale
ruby mirage
runic whale
#

Sunday Silence's Wife

blissful spade
#

Gentildonna passed away

ruby mirage
runic whale
#

RIP Gorilla

#

Mommy noooo

#

She was nicknamed Gorilla not for her looks but for her sheer strength and aggressive running style

ruby mirage
#

When was she supposed to release for the global servers?

runic whale
#

Next year probably

blissful spade
#

uma.moe timeline shows on Sep 17th, 2027

ruby mirage
#

Damn

runic whale
#

They might rush it tbh

#

Like how they rushed 4 years of QoL into one update

ruby mirage
#

Idk how they can rush the character banners, it is already very fast right now.

runic whale
#

Twice at once

ruby mirage
#

My carats DaiwaCry

runic whale
#

It sent twice?!

sudden sundial
#

Sweet. Well worth it

runic whale
#

I LOVE STILL IN LOVE

#

I also love her character song, "Aimai, Kurai"

#

It's about how much she can't resist you and wants to devour you

#

She starts with her blood boiling because someone wants to steal my place so she isn't even complaining that you're with someone else

ruby mirage
#

1,500 gifted from cygames for their nomination in the game awards

#

and all the replies are the "yes sir, glory to cygames" lebron image

sudden sundial
#

Love getting 200 speed points in 3 turns

#

Summer camp and spirit bursts are so OP

ruby mirage
#

did a daiwa scarlet and king halo run today. 3 more left to do.

#

will run el condor pasa, idk about the other two.

sudden sundial
#

Trying to run all your trainees once?

ruby mirage
#

trying to finish the sprint stakes missions. 7/10 runs completed

sudden sundial
#

Oh

runic whale
#

Glory to cygames hope they win

#

More carats please glory to cygames

sudden sundial
#

Only now noticed my bonus, damn

runic whale
#

Reo_Neko3 twatter

#

jtleeklm on twatter

#

Grass Wonder is the most passive yandere

sudden sundial
#

Spe's favourite welcome mat

runic whale
#

Where spe goes grass goes ♡

#

Because she goes with her everywhere

#

On the bottom left image.. Bro thinks she's part of Spica 💔

#

by jtleeklm

ruby mirage
#

peak

sudden sundial
#

Common horse VAs W

runic whale
#

Hoerse

runic whale
#

Made by jakoo21

ruby mirage
ruby mirage
potent trail
#

80ish. i did a few pulls for riko but otherwise i am saving carats for kita rerun so i have 30k for two pities that i could in worse case scenario combine with the ssr ticket and finallyyy mlb it

#

which is to say indeed, go go cygames, win the mobile award so we get more carats oooooo

#

manifesting and all that

ruby mirage
#

used the ssr voucher & lb crystal on kitasan

#

hoping to get two more in the kitasan reun to reach level 45

runic whale
#

#COPING

#

30K CARATS PLEASE CYGAMES

ruby mirage
#

My best 3 racers for dailies according to the practice race feature

runic whale
#

Mine is still an uncontested daiwa scarlet

#

Consistently 1st and 3rd

#

Never 2nd, 4th, 5th... 1st and 3rd

pine geode
#

Since I got Agnes Digital, I now have a third dirt runner for my team and I was able to switch out a very ill-suited Hishiama who’d been there for two months. She was my oldest uma still running.

#

There’s only three stage-uniform umas left on my current roster

potent trail
#

kittysalute contributing to bourbakurice agenda (also known as misusing my art challenge powers to draw what i want again)

sudden sundial
#

Last two in the comments because the post can only have 20

runic whale
#

Teio X Nice Nature

#

By dumpdum_11

sudden sundial
#

I often find myself wishing for a training that raised both speed and stamina, but I guess that would be too OP

sudden sundial
#

One of my strongest inspirations ever

sudden sundial
#

9 sparks STA certified FREAK

potent trail
#

jelly

#

i got a bunch of 7 spark horses but cant seem to get farther

#

and borrow is back to 3 daily pensivewobble

ruby mirage
#

getting a few 8 star umas recently

#

trying to get more than one 9 star uma

runic whale
#

My daughter

sudden sundial
#

Looking good dad

ruby mirage
#

Stay gold is so pretty DigitalLove

runic whale
#

I would be her wife ngl

ruby mirage
#

Pretty DigitalHeaven

#

Also nakayama festa CreekOh

#

Handsome uma pippwiggle

blissful spade
#

I miss the beanie

potent trail
#

creachers.....

sudden sundial
runic whale
#

Sister's wedding:

blissful spade
ruby mirage
#

By @Szs0k (birdfromtetrisfriends)

runic whale
#

I LOVE HER

#

i would honestly do that

ruby mirage
#

Looks like Stay Gold and Gold Ship are roommates in tracen academy.

runic whale
#

oh no

#

stego wouldnt be around anyway

sudden sundial
#

Absolute nightmare room, and the most powerful one too

runic whale
#

stego is playable soon