Oh right, Great Escape is in the game now
#Uma Musume
blissful spade
this event is amazing
+20 energy, +1 mood, a hint for a skill and her friendship goes up by 5
runic whale
Riko is hot
sudden sundial
I will not respect my elders
sudden sundial
Dozens of runs later I still haven't encountered this
sudden sundial
We love front runners
Great Escape is just so fun
This is URA final race btw
And it makes this extremely viable
pine geode
Dozens of runs later I still haven't encountered this
The guide I used mentioned that these’re features that were added in a later patch on the Japanese version. We’ll be getting them in a future patch too, I suppose.
sudden sundial
Oh okay
pine geode
(It’s at the very end on this guide)
runic whale
Never forget symboli rudolf has 2 exes
sudden sundial
Huh, new day and it didn't boot me back to the title screen
When do the free 10pulls end?
runic whale
Never
ruby mirage
no ssrs but got sr doto and cafe
runic whale
My idiot
ruby mirage
reached chapter 190 of cingray 
sudden sundial
ruby mirage
ruby mirage
from @perd_persone2 on 
Wonder Acute
ruby mirage
reached chapter 190 of cingray <:OguriAnxious:1384293320964182099>
Caught up with CinGray. Chapter 204
Very emotional chapters after 190
runic whale
https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1owxni6/rudolf_is_not_horsing_around...
Air Groove told her to get real for once
runic whale
from @perd_persone2 on <:birdfromtetrisfriends:985276808255660042>
Wonder Acute
My beloved old hag
runic whale
"i found the way to become happy on a super-ultra-mega-great-blessing level! The secret is... Not dying! I mean, if you want to spend time with people important to you, you have to live as long as you can, right?"
-Matikanefukukitaru
I feel you right there, Fukukitaru, that was my exact thought that stopped me
ruby mirage
ruby mirage
"i found the way to become happy on a super-ultra-mega-great-blessing level! The...
And she says that to silence suzuka 
runic whale
Maybe Shiraoki is not taking the form of Fukukitaru, it's taking the form of her sister
I am a day 0 supporter of Matikanefukukitaru
ruby mirage
pine geode
https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1oxb79j/how_the_umas_would_react_to_...
Strung together into a mini fanfiction in the comments lol
sudden sundial
Daiwa's is so good
runic whale
ruby mirage
My first A+ uma
runic whale
I could never win a claw machine anymore
I'm past my prime
Like, i release when it's on the plush but it's like off by a centimeter
ruby mirage
I can get the claw to the correct location, but my luck is awful when it is in the claw
Also had one of my most disappointing start and end to a career with suzuka.
- Runner up @ Debut race
- My first uma to win the Triple Tiara
- Runaway skill obtained
- Unity Cup sweep
- Runner up @ Ura Finale
So close to a perfect career
sudden sundial
Great escape will do that to you
runic whale
I can't wait for twin turbo
Turbo has the skill by default iirc
And it's fucken OP
My Ug Turbo literally won a Prix L'arc race by 10 LENGTHS
ruby mirage
I can't wait for twin turbo
How does the boosted rates work for twin turbo scout since she is a 1 star uma.
runic whale
You just get her x8 out of 10
Actually, they might present her as already a 3 star? I don't know how it went
ruby mirage
No ssr today but 3 sr cards
runic whale
Honestly can't wait for them to add Forever Young and the Breeder's Cup to see what they come up with for the name of the race
sudden sundial
runic whale
This is literally All Comers 1993
Turbo gapped everyone basically
But the phrase "the last straightway is where the real race begins" also is true, because they were catching up to her but weren't able to
The Runaway Twin Turbo my beloved
Fun fact: she has all G on Late Surger, End Closer and Pace Chaser
She's the only dedicated front runner
Actually
sudden sundial
Yeah in the end she won by half a length, but it was URA final where every other horse cheats
runic whale
sudden sundial
Still. When the race starts and the horse just goes, most beautiful sight in the game
runic whale
Well yea that's the point, go in front and lead until victory
Front runners are really impressive in an both irl and in the anime (so technically the same)
sudden sundial
Anyway. Finally trained an Escapist Suzuka that I can be happy with.
Despite the denied Maestro
runic whale
Mayano top gun is waist height of hishi akebono
sudden sundial
Looked up a video of a concert with Akebono, she doesn't look as big in those. Her two partners were Haru and some other small uma too, but she didn't stand out like she does in the home screen
runic whale
She's fucking massive in this screen
Her THIGH HIGHS can be used as tights by both of them
You know what our favorite Kaichou says
Big girl first the leste nowhewe
lol i forgot i have a 6* in JP
6* SPD 3* STAM
I LOVE THIS FEATURE
Cutie
runic whale
What in the ever living fuck
Twin turbo has an event where one choice deducts 100 energy lol
sudden sundial
Ran too much
pine geode
(browser auto translation)
Maruzensky's got very horse-like legs 🐴
lime stream
"Symbolildorf"
runic whale
I like how maruzensky just.. Vanished from Rudolf's side in pretty derby
I will spread by exes headcanon
Bro this is so funny
I'm on the 3rd goal and twin turbo is already at 900 speed
pine geode
<:trixiesad:739809281028915268>
It's almost scary seeing what the future will be like
What do the sliders mean, how did the umas become so strong, etc...
Yet also exciting
Auto translation!
Unironically, I've been studying japanese for the last month and a half because I want to read umamusume fanfiction and media, but most is untranslated, and auto translation... as you can see.
These're from the cinderella grey site.
https://anime-cinderellagray.com/character/
There's one for all the characters of the Cinderella Grey anime. Secondary cards with a bit of insight from each character's VA too, it's kind of neat.
lime stream
"Oguri Cap's classmate" to "Oligarchic classmate" is also a pretty epic fail
lime stream
I don't have the slightest idea where it got "slut" from though, that first word is pretty clearly
おっとり
- gently; quietly; calmly
(feel free to ask questions about any of it)
sudden sundial
Slut
Not the worst thing you can call Freak
runic whale
Is she really one if all she wants is to take care of someone hmmmm
Her FANS are the ones that are that
No. 1 favorite with three bull's eyes as twin turbo
Really getting it on with your rival
sudden sundial
sudden sundial
No CinGray 
ruby mirage
Learn how to count with 
sudden sundial
I love the baby https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1oybvfx/height_difference_between_the_tallest_uma_and_the/
ruby mirage
I love the baby https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1oybvfx/height_diffe...
Akebono's story is really wholesome. Haven't gotten the pot of chanko yet 
sudden sundial
I've read we had our last free 10 pull
Today or yesterday depending on how you see it in your timezone
runic whale
What's wrong with her eye
Oh a sparkle covers her pupil
So she looks like derpy from afar
sudden sundial
I love the dog, but I also love that no matter how much of a freak an uma is, Digitan will out-freak them
ruby mirage
potent trail
blissful spade
first legend run
naive anchor
Why am I not surprised that
- There's Uma fanfic
- This tag exists?
potent trail
well of course theres uma fanfiction
personally i recommend https://archiveofourown.org/series/5186941
some very fun elking, with a healthy dose of angst
kings mommy issues are peak in the sequel
unfortunately noone has yet written a satisfactory bakushin fics. they dont get her like i do 
jury is out on state of symboligroove, by which i mean i have them tabbed but didnt read yet. ill get to you, my overworked wife duo
potent trail
kings mommy issues are peak in the sequel
and by peak i mean check this out
||*Her mother stared at her, sitting as still as a statue.
“Why did you have me?” King asked again. “To have someone continue your legacy? To have another prize you could tout around like a trophy?”
“Because I thought that I could be a good mother.”*||
as for el she has ||sad french adventure it's all very dramatique||
oh god what do you mean virgo cup game, i didnt look at that in the slightest yet
blissful spade
didn't know this was a thing, I've only done this once and had my horsne lost right after so I never tried again
runic whale
My horse went up to 30 consecutive lol
None of my uma daughters can defeat the oppai dekai flashing monster
runic whale
FINALLY
After 10-15 careers with Teio, she finally got the triple crown undefeated
pine geode
I’ve finally cleared enough space on my phone to download the update, I can play on mobile again
pine geode
After 10-15 careers with Teio, she finally got the triple crown undefeated
Congratulations! I always find it tricky with her.
Also beating McQueen in the spring Tenno Sho
runic whale
Impossible tho
ruby mirage
I’ve finally cleared enough space on my phone to download the update, I can play...
6 gb of akebono and oguri cap 
ruby mirage
:(
ruby mirage
ruby mirage
runic whale
ruby mirage
can't wait for 
in the cingray anime
runic whale
https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-cinderella-gray-umamusume-cinderella-gray-uma-...
ペロペロペロペロペロ
novel depot
didn't know this was a thing, I've only done this once and had my horsne lost ri...
When you go to an uma's archive and click the voices, you can replay various voicelines that you unlocked and see the requirements to unlock the rest. One of those says to select a race for the fourth time in a row.
Also, there are various events related to racing too much, so if you collect those as well, you would also encounter such lines.
runic whale
... Cute
pine geode
new debuff got
sudden sundial
Helios' favourite skill
runic whale
Gold ship post takarazuka kinen
pine geode
could be worse
I actually don’t mind too much, getting debuffed after losing a race, because I’m interested in what they might be.
They’re kind of interesting in how they specifically can hamper you.
ruby mirage
potent trail
potent trail
could be worse
I actually don’t mind too much, getting debuffed after losing a r...
bitch what the hell
runic whale
KITA Appreciation post, sponsored by an unknown benefactor from the Satono clan
sudden sundial
could be worse
I actually don’t mind too much, getting debuffed after losing a r...
lime stream
runic whale
She looks like a draft horse
sudden sundial
Extra week to carrots
ruby mirage
runic whale
Me to Matikanefukukitaru
ruby mirage
Me to Matikanefukukitaru
same here 
got her to A rank recently after C ranks in the first scenario
ruby mirage
I COULD give Mayano Top Gun a grown up reward
make her pay taxes 
runic whale
I could be the priest to her and air groove's wedding
steep hawk
Hiii everypony x3
runic whale
Only the onsen can tame her
sudden sundial
Curren Chan when you tell her she's cute:
She kinda went crazy on this run I can't do it justice in words. First 13k+ horse says it all
potent trail
wow, nice
ruby mirage
Curren Chan when you tell her she's cute:
cutest in the world
sudden sundial
Don't do it! She's gonna get another 1000 rating!
ruby mirage
"Umamusume: Pretty Derby" has been nominated as the "Best Mobile Game" at The Game Awards
sudden sundial
I say 3y of QOL dropped 6m after release gives it the title, for this year
But there's two more popular games in the competition
pine geode
What’s the game awards?
runic whale
An award for games
I wish Kitasan Brown and Kitasan White were as famous as Kitasan Black
brisk token
Curing my depression by playing Umamusume
runic whale
Good call
Fuck i can't beat oppai dekai flashing monster
Hishi Akebono: "Do any of the treats on my racewear look good? Just point to the one you want!"
POINTS AT HER
blissful spade
Fuck i can't beat oppai dekai flashing monster
but she doesn't have the oppai dekai in this universe
runic whale
Oppai flashing monster
She has somewhat an average bust size tbh
What the FUCK
Agnes Digital is a descendant of Secretariat
Secretariat via dam
pine geode
runic whale
Susi appearance
sudden sundial
sudden sundial
ruby mirage
ruby mirage
sudden sundial
potent trail
lol. lmao even
lime stream
for Neo’s awareness: ^that clip’s use of “erai” carries the same connotation as good boy/ii ko
runic whale
My response was appropriate
runic whale
10CI3 on twatter
ruby mirage
https://youtu.be/aVK4qqhbMhA tazuna scares me
"Umayuru – Episode 12: Tracen Turf Warz"
pine geode
Reminder that Tazuna was able to physically catch several of Tracen's students running from her.
Which is no small feat at an academy for the country's top racehores
sudden sundial
Glasses are very versatile!
runic whale
I bet she wears contacts during the race
The mob umas that wear glasses are too poor
pine geode
Speaking of glasses, do y'all think Rudolf's glasses are prescription?
A friend and I have wondered whether they are or not, especially since she doesn't wear them with her racewear or school uniform (maybe she's farsighted?). But I never thought about the possibility that she was wearing contacts.
sudden sundial
They're only for aura
pine geode
I like Matikanefukukitaru's casual. Seems very comfy, and... casual.
ruby mirage
Tore-chan!
ruby mirage
I like Matikanefukukitaru's casual. Seems very comfy, and... casual.
give her hugs, she deserves them
sudden sundial
What I want to know is why Ryan when casual dressess like a hippie grandma
Or like Phoebe
ruby mirage
Agnes Digital's unique skill 
blissful spade
Agnes Digital's unique skill <:DigitalEcstasy:858023176058830858>
キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━ッ!!
ruby mirage
runic whale
Cygames lost the legal battle with konami tf
Why do they let companies trademark common game mechanics
They paid a massive sum to keep the game running
ruby mirage
runic whale
Well.. They're kinda the yakuza so
Also their horse kinda won the most prestigious breeder's cup race
The purse for the Breeder's Cup Classic is 7 Million USD
They got sued for 4 million or 727 million yen
ruby mirage
I need belno light pal support card cygames 
pine geode
damnation
On the bright side, Cygames' revenue outshines the lawsuit amount
Even if the principle still sucks
ruby mirage
https://youtu.be/r52f3QNVcD4 transcend's home interactions
runic whale
On the bright side, Cygames' revenue outshines the lawsuit amount
By a fuck ton too, mind
If they didn't have money they wouldn't have made umamusume
Have they ever revealed how much the licenses are
pine geode
I don’t think so
runic whale
I think only seiun sky's owner revealed it
20$ for every horse just because the contract needed a price
It's either 20$ or 20¥
pine geode
ahh
pretty nice
pine geode
https://youtu.be/r52f3QNVcD4 transcend's home interactions <:CurrenBeg:868957543...
relatable
Wonder Acute is also a mood
runic whale
Fighting people that calls her a hag
ruby mirage
Fighting people that calls her a hag
runic whale
sudden sundial
Fighting people that calls her a hag
More like hobo horse
runic whale
Hobo horse is stego
This girl sleeps outside
Is she even a girl
My air groove managed to beat oppai flashing monster
sudden sundial
I'm training Maruzensky and she's done the Cafeteria event 3 times, and I'm still in Junior year
Oguri watch out
runic whale
Hobo deadbeat
sudden sundial
Senior year March, 5 cafeteria events. She's going for the glutton title!
runic whale
SUPER CREEK IS THAT BIG??
runic whale
OK I NEED FENOMENO ART ASAP
N o w
He apparently is a lead horse in a farm, basically runs a daycare
By TomatoLover16 on twatter
She saw how bad of a father Stego was and said she would be better
runic whale
They done did it
me and Riko
Only elite epic gaymers get THE reference
AND NO IT'S NOT AN INNUENDO BEFORE ANYONE SAYS IT
lime stream
in Bo: Path of the Teal Lotus, a mochi mallet provides your ground pound ability
but Touhou's my actual guess
runic whale
Actually it's a reference to how you get asked to pound mochi with Riko Kashimoto
The sexie-... Beautiful trainer
sudden sundial
Girlfailure
runic whale
She's in the middle of girlboss girlfailure in the Venn Diagram
lime stream
what's the failure
sudden sundial
Tough act but collapses at the smallest issue, I think
You definitely know the archetype
runic whale
So.. Matikanefukukitaru except she doesn't have the tendencies to drown herself in a pond (this happens ingame btw)
sudden sundial
She'll be fine
runic whale
Kashimoto is JRA Yakuza trying to change things
Yo Akikawa is smart
She's... Wait a fucking minute I've seen this archetype before
Looks lazy but is really hardworking behind the scenes.. Sounds familiar
They're lesbian.. Ofcourse they are!
potent trail
i dont know the amount of male trainers in japanese version, but, well. one could say in umamusumeverse, the lesbianism is. um. one of the two options. beside aromantics 
runic whale
My shot with riko never fired
potent trail
i guess characters ostensibly have "fathers", but have we met those mythical creatures? can you show me their model? thats right
sudden sundial
Anime has some male trainers and that's about it
runic whale
Both have blacked out faces
sudden sundial
I don't think there's a named male character anywhere else or in any other position
runic whale
Yup, all other male trainers in the game are like "Male Trainer"
"Male Trainer 2"
They needed a boy in the anime so the yakuza horse owners don't side eye them and think they're making a yuri horse show with their horses
Or else they're gonna pull licensing for Symboli Rudolf and Almond Eye
sudden sundial
But thanks to that, we get peak https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1mf009v/trainer_race_with_a_condition_of_wearing_their/
(2 more pages)
runic whale
I don't like the implications but i will give it a pass
I just realized how much skin her outfit shows
potent trail
taiki shuttle.
runic whale
Eh? She just has big badoinkers
NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE DRAW VODKA AND SCARLET MARRIED AND VODKA HAS THE GOWN
It's an SSR card i think
sudden sundial
Taiki is wearing a strapless "bra" and a miniskirt, literally nobody can show more skin than her
runic whale
runic whale
What about implied nakedness
She has tanlines btw, if she was wearing underwear wouldn't the strap be seen? Unless she's wearing a bodysuit
potent trail
....are umamusume beholden to the mlp rule of "somehow clothes are more lewd than being naked"?
runic whale
Are you proposing them to be naked? Are you trying to kill Agnes Digital?
potent trail
well its on her choosing to be in such a hazardous environment
runic whale
For some reason, Haru Urara shows more skin than a lot of "sexy" umas
lime stream
....are umamusume beholden to the mlp rule of "somehow clothes are more lewd tha...
mostly no, but there’ve always been corner cases which invoke this rule on regular humans
runic whale
Like Satono Crown, Mejiro Ramonu, Wonder Acute and the other characters in the new onsen event
Don't ask why they're all hags
Oh wow umamusume has an uma character that aged
Not like tokai teio child to tokai teio present
From prime uma to old age
AND SHE'S BUDDYBUDDY WITH HER OLD TRAINER IT'S SO CUTE
Them
Implied to be younger than their current
The age of 30 40 is in demand
ruby mirage
what's the failure
0 points on a rhythm game 😭
pine geode
I just realized how much skin her outfit shows
I like her ultra-casual in the Taiki Shuttle card. Sadly it’s not used anywhere else I think.
sudden sundial
Cygames give Taiki Shuttle a cowboy hat and my wallet is yours
runic whale
She has one
ruby mirage
TAIKI SHUTTLE?!
Literally the same character 
runic whale
Only difference is Taiki Shuttle isn't stubborn and she's voiced by one of the greatest VAs
They couldn't have chosen a better va for her other than Toshino Kyoko's VA
ruby mirage
Only difference is Taiki Shuttle isn't stubborn and she's voiced by one of the g...
The biggest curveball i have seen for the uma vas is that tm opera o is applejack 
runic whale
She voiced Japanese AJ?
WTF YOU CAN HEAR TM OPERA O
She just isn't putting on an accent.. So this is what casual opera o pre-narc arc sounds like
ruby mirage
runic whale
??
Seeking The Pearl best uma hag
She drags her children.. I mean, her schoolmates and classmates into weird antics
runic whale
Built different
sudden sundial
Pinch glasses
ruby mirage
funny interactions on the homescreen today
sudden sundial
https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1p1b4et/the_real_reason_michelle_my_baby_wont_come_back/
runic whale
ruby mirage
By @nonnormalguy 
runic whale
How can she smell them
ruby mirage
not from me but
ruby mirage
apparently so 
runic whale
They didn't expand on her kinks and fetishes because:
- Cygames has a rating for the game to sustain
I'm not gonna say the horse yakuza will hate it because they already let her be The Yuri Horse
ruby mirage
i think bro is insane
runic whale
Lmao "1!!1!1!!!1!1!1!"
One of the only horses to win dirt and turf back to back in a row btw
"A true hero does not choose the battlefield."
This is yuri horse
She's related to Danzig (an ancestor of Fine Motion and Grass Wonder so that makes them far cousins) and Secretariat
runic whale
No longer oppai flashing monster
runic whale
I well never forget her basically confession to kitasan black
runic whale
Looks too heavy, right, Digital?
ruby mirage
Looks too heavy, right, Digital?
look up her interaction with king halo
sudden sundial
Real freak hours
She just won't stop
Like, I knew she was a freak but she's beating the allegations. She's even freakier than the allegations
lime stream
I thought it was spelled "oggling", but apparently I'm wrong and Digital is right
potent trail
ruby mirage
sudden sundial
If you laugh Tazuna makes you disappear
ruby mirage
sudden sundial
This brat showed up in a wedding dress. I need an adult
blissful spade
Taiki Shuttle built like equestria girls applejack
Fushicho55 on twitter - Apr 20, 2021
also
what I got in a career run today with taiki
ruby mirage
sudden sundial
pine geode
lime stream
what I got in a career run today with taiki
oh, it's one of those weird video attachments that only fails in browser Discord 
sudden sundial
what I got in a career run today with taiki
You'll see that more often if you always go for the bottom option when it's the "Don't over do it" failure
sudden sundial
She knows what umapyoi means
pine geode
I love this event. I like to see this as a prank on my part for immediately going along and suggesting Super Creek request a PA announcement every time.
ruby mirage
sudden sundial
Narita Taishin found dead in a ditch
potent trail
sometimes my club has good ideas
potent trail
sob. she was soooo close to quad s
sudden sundial
Devastating
nova ember
please get away from me
runic whale
She's getting married with air groove
nova ember
she came when i was pulling for hishi amazon
runic whale
I want Obey Your Master's American Flag thigh highs
The only uma i want that i didn't get was Meisho Doto 💔💔💔💔
nova ember
and now she comes when i am pulling for hishi akebono
runic whale
I literally got the new character banners on the first pull like Eishen Flash, Hishi Akebono and stuff
The hishi amazon roll i did came in clutch
It was the last day and i was preparing to go to class lol
runic whale
Meisho Doto my daughter.. I want her
Girlboss and girlfailure
She was the ONLY threat to TM Opera O during his prime
By Mtiskrt on twatter
nova ember
ohh horse racing knowledge
runic whale
She eventually beat her though
Agnes Digital apparently beat her aswell
Meisho Doto still hates "TM Opera O"
runic whale
Wtf party dash is pretty cool
runic whale
I wanna post hishiama nee-san x narita brian
ruby mirage
I wanna post hishiama nee-san x narita brian
Post it 
pine geode
Ooh wow
I don’t know if this is new or the odds, but getting good rest can cure night owl
potent trail
its thanks to that QOL update yea
the patch notes said it should be easier to cure conditions. unfortunately i havent seen that much improvement personally yet
playing rng heavy game? with MY kind of luck? an exercise in frustration but go off i guess
pine geode
I still failed the cure in the infirmary lol
But supposedly the odds are better
I get sleep deprived/migraine/slacker events less, and when I do, I get the bad conditions much much less
What provoked Taiki Shuttle’s reaction?
(wrong answers only)
sudden sundial
This is somehow Digitan's fault
potent trail
a chicken burger (apparently americans are really hang up on calling it chicken sandwich?)
ruby mirage
runic whale
The only Sakura that doesn't have the blossom pupils is Chiyono O
By param_blue on twatter
novel depot
its thanks to that QOL update yea
It is new, yes.
A while before the update I saw one YT short claiming that resting can cure Night Owl or training with the reporter could cure Slacker, when that wasn't the case yet on global servers. The only thing you could cure randomly without infirmary that I knew of was slow metabolism through training (which had, and still has its own unique event for each trainee).
sudden sundial
https://fxbsky.app/profile/crayonoff.bsky.social/post/3m5zfqaozks23 <:DigitalHea...
She didn't want me
It's my fault for not simping the horses
runic whale
Waiter waiter! More uma yuri please
potent trail
It is new, yes.
A while before the update I saw one YT short claiming that rest...
you can also cure poor practice with a shrine event. seen that one a few times, never one for slow metabolism though
interesting how ppl got way different experiences thanks to rng lmao
novel depot
You can cure anything with a shrine event
sudden sundial
But if it's migraine the mood+ comes before the heal
I've definitely gone for a recreation over an Infirmary many times
I like the shrine odds better than the infirmary shit ones, I swear every time I use it it takes two goes at least
It's half of why I started ignoring Practice Poor, not worth the waste of a turn
sudden sundial
I'm training a Nice Nature, it's crazy how well everything goes when all I care about is getting red skills. RNG knows how to troll
Winning the UC without even trying
ruby mirage
By param_blue on twatter
very cute
sudden sundial
NICE
Nature
sudden sundial
Man Virgo cup is so competitive...
So many S horses wtf, where's the people in my A/A+ tier
runic whale
The game and players progresses, the whales stay winning
Remember, they added an entirely new rank because people just minmaxxed like that
Because we honestly know how people get S Rank horses..
https://media.tenor.com/L9MMAzLc5kAAAAAM/humpback-whale-whale.gif
ruby mirage
I basically don't do anything for cup races. Too many whales. Went 0/5 in the last 3 cups.
runic whale
Only the first cup i finished 3rd
I don't do cups anymore with the same reason, fuck ton of whales
runic whale
Mayano called me dad ❤️🩹
potent trail
well, entering them does still net you carats tho
ruby mirage
aiming for the 700k points this time
runic whale
well, entering them does still net you carats tho
Yea but you're fighting against whalers here
potent trail
well yea, but losing is still more profitable than not participating
runic whale
I want joy and reward not just the latter
And I'm sad my girls don't win because i want my daughters to win
sudden sundial
Could've had a couple extra pulls for Doto but alas
runic whale
I had more than enough but cygames spat in my face and gave me Eishen Flash, Mihono Bourbon, Rice Shower, Symboli Rudolf, and Hishi Akebono
Oh and Narita Brian
Daichi Ruby's tracen ondo is so funny
"さあみな はじまるよ" in the most neutral voice ever
ruby mirage
From @em26745525 on
ruby mirage
Dang do they even feed her
Bro is tiny
runic whale
I'll take good care of dream journey and feed her food
Thinking about soup
Yes that's racecourse pizza
potent trail
curren cant you pick like, literally anything but guts
runic whale
Guts is good now
potent trail
https://www.tumblr.com/mewzaque/800839850459824128 @runic whale
pine geode
Using this site to follow the graded races
https://en.netkeiba.com/race/special.html?id=0119
In two days we have the Mile Championship
blissful spade
pine geode
A lot of the racers are descendants of our Umas
sudden sundial
And on the 30th, JAPAN CUP
Fave is Duramente's son
You can guess who sired Deep Monster
Others I will check at a later date
ruby mirage
https://tenor.com/view/dantsu-flame-umamusume-uma-musume-pretty-derby-beginning-...
Dantsu flame 
Listened to the entire BoaNE ost recently
pine geode
Don’t forget we have these sprinter race missions for the next few days!
They’re just resource rewards like monies, but every bit counts
You can get most of the races with Bakushin O's career
sudden sundial
I don't know how I'm at 1.5M monies but I don't need anything aside from carats
But this probably gives some for completion
I'll have to check
pine geode
150 carats for completing all missions
sudden sundial
Can't say no to that
potent trail
I don't know how I'm at 1.5M monies but I don't need anything aside from carats
are you doing potential levels? genuinely askin bc they are SUCH money sinkers for me
sudden sundial
I did for a while, everyone I care about to be on Pot 5 is on it
Most horses don't really get more than one good skill, and usually it's before 5
So I raise the ones that are worth it or the horses I like, which still saves a lot of monies
Stars and now hints are way more valueable, but here's what I have
There's nobody left whose potential I care about
If I really find myself with an abundance of resources and nothing to do I'll go for more
pine geode
I've been balancing my spending because there's a mission to have 10 million monies
sudden sundial
What's the reward?
pine geode
What's the reward?
Oh, my mistake
It's not "have" 10 million monies, it's have obtained 10 million over the course of playing. You don't need it all at once.
And it's just a title.
sudden sundial
I think I got that then
pine geode
I wouldn't use it anyway (golshi fanclub), but I'm a completionist
potent trail
taiki hates me 
apparently we're doin a "how many trainings below 10% can we fail in a career" challenge
sudden sundial
We get those runs every once in a while, what can you do
I've learned when to Give Up
Taiki for the most part is really reliable tho, she just goes and you're only there to choose skills
potent trail
We get those runs every once in a while, what can you do
i think weve been doin that for the past three careers tho-
sudden sundial
#NotMyTaiki
But I'm currently on run 10 of the brat in a wedding dress refusing to have a good career
All 10 with guest mothers
Sometimes a horse just doesn't like you, yeah
runic whale
<https://www.tumblr.com/mewzaque/800839850459824128> <@875009565580730369>
They're hiding because Digital knows about the council polycule
runic whale
Good news
Mejiro Dober is no longer the last of the Mejiro Clan
Mejiro Piola had her debut recently
But.. Ofcourse, Mejiro Dober is the last of the original farm
runic whale
Oh shit i realized something
Cygames quietly referenced Haru Urara's lost potential
Special Week in one of the first episodes of pretty derby thought to herself: "Urara-san looks fast" because she is fast
pine geode
runic whale
https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1p2gplw/you_did_well_by_esubui/ <:Da...
Her spouse is comforting her
ruby mirage
By @ttuk_san on
runic whale
man
sudden sundial
uman
ruby mirage
runic whale
Oguri's beloved wife, Belno Light, is in top 10 female characters
runic whale
Buena Vista is in umamusume!! Special Week's daughter
runic whale
Man i wish they depicted somewhat chiseled umamusume
runic whale
All the straight shippers must hate Agnes Digital because she's never wrong with her gaydar
ruby mirage
Can't wait for the brainrot in daitaku helios's localisation when she releases 
runic whale
Wei
Beloved lesbian who tries to marry Daichi Ruby every moment she gets
Wow did tamamo cross confess her love to oguri cap
ruby mirage
Wow did tamamo cross confess her love to oguri cap
runic whale
Destroy the umawife for male trainers (or any trainers) agenda
ruby mirage
Still in love and buena vista tho 
runic whale
But that's childhood friend, platonic
Still in love is mentally ill she's the only interesting outlier
Mayano Top Gun is misguided
runic whale
Still in love is mentally ill she's the only interesting outlier
Like, it's literally in her career I'm not even joking when i say mentally ill
Either you, her, or both of you is going crazy
By senior year there is a visible red tint
ruby mirage
haven't played jp game yet
runic whale
And in some choices your own consciousness REJECTS the good choice
Some kowai shit
Even the happy bubbly song meni shuki russhu is very creepy
I know someday people will use the argument that they love trainers because they sing songs about loving you
.. They're idols that's what they do 😭
ruby mirage
Even the happy bubbly song meni shuki russhu is very creepy
No wonder why curren chan and still in love are the main singers for that song
runic whale
Curren definitely composed the beat and still in love wrote the lyrics
In the little story thing it's about curren Chan and her friends meeting stilo's normal side
Omg mother and daughter bonding
???
ruby mirage
Without a doubt these two are happily married
in their support card art, it is implied that they have been together since they were younger
pine geode
Jantar Mantar, the favorite, wins today’s Mile Championship with a pace runner strategy!
Earlier this year he won the Yasuda Kinen. This is his fourth G1 victory.
sudden sundial
Good horse
ruby mirage
https://youtu.be/WhcdfFmeiGI translated lyrics for meni-shuki♡rush 
sudden sundial
CinGray: this is so funny to me but I don't know why
I love smooth-bean Oguri so much
Freak's trainer got freaked
This being on display at Nakayama course is just phenomenal
I love this universe
Classic Mr CB aura farming. I don't think I've ever even heard her speak
March victory
Belno is cute
Absolutely FANTASTIC Cingray today
blissful spade
This being on display at Nakayama course is just phenomenal
I can't believe it has basis in reality
Cyber Games Agent, I KNEEL
sudden sundial
Oh my god
None of us can ever be a bigger fan of these horses than Cygames is
What terrifying power
potent trail
sudden sundial
potent trail
https://www.tumblr.com/jay-i-guess/793457722434699264/i-love-this-creature bourbaku genes activated
sudden sundial
potent trail
i havent played oguri in a while and i did not know theres a hilarious branch
what do you mean energy plus TWO HUNDRED
thats got to have like 3% success chance but its just so funny
runic whale
https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1p48aa8/welcome_home_art_molamola020...
FINALLY, GOOD RICEWIFE ART
She's with someone that she's supposed to be with, John Gundam herself
We're getting Mummy Creek
runic whale
None of us can ever be a bigger fan of these horses than Cygames is
Well tbf they own horses
And they've definitely won millions on the prize pool
Cygames' parent company, Cyberagent, has a founder and president that owns a horse
Susumu really likes horses so if any of his horses do become legends (especially the white yearling colt he bought, which has a lot of potential), he adds them to the game
I can't wait for Forever Young because i wanna see what they're gonna name the Breeder's cup
runic whale
https://youtu.be/WhcdfFmeiGI translated lyrics for meni-shuki♡rush <:StillLove:1...
That thumbnail
What the fuck do you mean bursting in
Who is she and why is she cute?
I see her in cingray too and i don't know if she ever introduced herself
lime stream
Yaeno Muteki?
runic whale
I like her ear decor
runic whale
Exes
runic whale
Finally finished season 1
8/10, not as hard hitting as season 2 pretty derby
Still very cute oguri cap and belno light
All, even the fake bullies
Nord is extremely gay for her and the yellow haired one
I don't know why but i feel sad for the real march
She was going to be oguri's rival in the nationals too but.. She wasn't capable
Finishing in places below 10th
She's very cute, gets asked if she's in a good mood because she just got off a call from her long distance girlfriend
Looks like someone is jealous
runic whale
8/10, not as hard hitting as season 2 pretty derby
although
The camera work is great, they use 3d models effectively
Better than Pretty Derby S2 and S3
runic whale
Yep, well used visuals it's great
Favorite visual yet
I don't believe these horses are not finding their breasts heavy bro how does she run so fast
ruby mirage
I don't believe these horses are not finding their breasts heavy bro how does sh...
I feel running with side bag would be annoying to run with
ruby mirage
blissful spade
8/10, not as hard hitting as season 2 pretty derby
am I reading this right, you just finished s1 of cinderella gray after starting s2 of cinderella gray?
runic whale
Season 2 pretty derby
runic whale
Season 1 cingrey season 2 pretty derby
ruby mirage
fervent flame
https://tenor.com/view/tamamo-cross-tamamocross-cinderella-gray-cinderellagray-%...
speaking of athletic umas
(c) optionaltypo
sudden sundial
Desuwa type shit
runic whale
Teio salivates at the sight
ruby mirage
speaking of athletic umas
(c) optionaltypo
she is cute
ruby mirage
oguri by @amaxa58700 on
pine geode
What exactly... are they looking at?
pine geode
https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1p5e4p7/oguri_spin/
Oguriblob is very lovable
runic whale
I'm proud of myself for successfully turning my cousin into an umamusume fan
ruby mirage
event auto spin and 2x event points for 60tp in career is available in this event
blissful spade
bless be lord Cyber Games Agent, now I don't need to run intentionally bad decks and specific umas to get event points
potent trail
i engage in some bait, as a treat
(the circumstances maybbe different but dang it it's bourice, the shipping goggles stay ON)
runic whale
are they ever off in tracen campus grounds tho
this isnt bait this is a full blown yuri meal
sorry but it needs a better shipname bourice makes me think of maurice from penguins of madagascar
potent trail
sorry but it needs a better shipname bourice makes me think of maurice from peng...
going the rwby route of naming ships then? Robotic Wedding? Bad Luck Malfunction?
potent trail
bc i like bourbaku and so i gravitate towards same naming convention of bourice
i also like how you can overlap the r's of bour- and -rice it pleases me
runic whale
i love mihonorice because the anime is my first exposure to the ship
bourice i cant move it move it anymore
kk2_shun on twatter
i love them
heres official art thats just adorable
ruby mirage
heres official art thats just adorable
The lesbians 
potent trail
how one feels when you like adding a third horse to a popular ship
runic whale
aston machan when it comes to daiwa x vodka:
sudden sundial
Did a Bakushin run just to clear some mission objectives and she casually ended being my 1st overall, 12.5k
Normal Bakushin bakushinning moment
sudden sundial
bless be lord Cyber Games Agent, now I don't need to run intentionally bad decks...
So how's this work now? It just adds up everything you have and applies the bonus on every run?
I didn't see a way to meddle with it or anything
ruby mirage
agnes digital is down bad in the story. bro passed out after asking only two questions to tm opera o and smart falcon 😭
ruby mirage
agnes digital when uma: 
runic whale
Who is we
I am number 2 fan second to Agnes Digital
MAMBO NEXT YEAR
She's also a 2 star
potent trail
mihono "accidentally ordered 50 zombie hands" bourbon
and tamano "you have unusually high level of sass for someone your size" cross
wait, rice and rob roy are roomates? thats delightful information
...rice really is the fluttershy of umamusume. look, she even has the "works in a pairing with anyone" powers
actually hold on nevermind rob roy imitating sweep for confidence boost....
waugh the horses. they can get so yuri. why would you wanna ship them with trainer, have you SEEN this text-
..........
horse jail. horse jail for one thousand years
auuugh this event is so damn cute
ruby mirage
From @narumiyuki2772 
potent trail
haroooold, bakushin shows up in rice's intro story...... HAROOOOLD THE LESBIANS-
lime stream
potent trail
thats my very first double max horse
oh wow, and agnes digital pulled with an event ticket on like, pull 3. niceee
delightful, she's a dirt uma. i may be able to do some team shuffling later after i put some potential levels into her
ruby mirage
*haroooold, bakushin shows up in rice's intro story...... HAROOOOLD THE LESBIANS...
Peak writing in this story
ruby mirage
ruby mirage
Why is umas think it is night time, it is 10 am here 
runic whale
ruby mirage
runic whale
Sunday Silence's Wife
ruby mirage
runic whale
RIP Gorilla
Mommy noooo
She was nicknamed Gorilla not for her looks but for her sheer strength and aggressive running style
ruby mirage
When was she supposed to release for the global servers?
runic whale
Next year probably
ruby mirage
Damn
ruby mirage
Idk how they can rush the character banners, it is already very fast right now.
runic whale
It sent twice?!
sudden sundial
Sweet. Well worth it
runic whale
I LOVE STILL IN LOVE
I also love her character song, "Aimai, Kurai"
It's about how much she can't resist you and wants to devour you
She starts with her blood boiling because someone wants to steal my place so she isn't even complaining that you're with someone else
ruby mirage
I LOVE STILL IN LOVE
by @takoyaki_draw () who says "new"
1,500 gifted from cygames for their nomination in the game awards
and all the replies are the "yes sir, glory to cygames" lebron image
ruby mirage
did a daiwa scarlet and king halo run today. 3 more left to do.
will run el condor pasa, idk about the other two.
sudden sundial
Trying to run all your trainees once?
ruby mirage
trying to finish the sprint stakes missions. 7/10 runs completed
sudden sundial
Oh
sudden sundial
Only now noticed my bonus, damn
sudden sundial
Spe's favourite welcome mat
runic whale
Where spe goes grass goes ♡
Because she goes with her everywhere
On the bottom left image.. Bro thinks she's part of Spica 💔
by jtleeklm
runic whale
Hoerse
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Made by jakoo21
ruby mirage
First Rate Umamusume
ruby mirage
Only now noticed my bonus, damn
Mine is at 59%
potent trail
80ish. i did a few pulls for riko but otherwise i am saving carats for kita rerun so i have 30k for two pities that i could in worse case scenario combine with the ssr ticket and finallyyy mlb it
which is to say indeed, go go cygames, win the mobile award so we get more carats oooooo
manifesting and all that
ruby mirage
used the ssr voucher & lb crystal on kitasan
hoping to get two more in the kitasan reun to reach level 45
runic whale
which is to say indeed, go go cygames, win the mobile award so we get more carat...
I do believe they're winning
#COPING
30K CARATS PLEASE CYGAMES
runic whale
Mine is still an uncontested daiwa scarlet
Consistently 1st and 3rd
Never 2nd, 4th, 5th... 1st and 3rd
pine geode
Since I got Agnes Digital, I now have a third dirt runner for my team and I was able to switch out a very ill-suited Hishiama who’d been there for two months. She was my oldest uma still running.
There’s only three stage-uniform umas left on my current roster
potent trail
contributing to bourbakurice agenda (also known as misusing my art challenge powers to draw what i want again)
ruby mirage
<:kittysalute:649544567623909377> contributing to bourbakurice agenda (also know...
peak drawing
sudden sundial
I often find myself wishing for a training that raised both speed and stamina, but I guess that would be too OP
sudden sundial
One of my strongest inspirations ever
potent trail
jelly
i got a bunch of 7 spark horses but cant seem to get farther
and borrow is back to 3 daily
runic whale
My daughter
sudden sundial
Looking good dad
ruby mirage
Stay gold is so pretty
runic whale
I would be her wife ngl
blissful spade
I miss the beanie
potent trail
https://www.tumblr.com/bigdepression/800522221269499904/some-uma-musume-dolls-i-made look how CUTE these are
creachers.....
pine geode
<https://www.tumblr.com/bigdepression/800522221269499904/some-uma-musume-dolls-i...
I love Symboli Rufolf
sudden sundial
blissful spade
runic whale
I LOVE HER
https://tenor.com/view/satono-diamond-licking-screen-uma-musume-slurp-satono-gif-2648794264059555670
i would honestly do that
ruby mirage
Looks like Stay Gold and Gold Ship are roommates in tracen academy.
sudden sundial
So it turns out the long-vacant spot of Golshi's roommate has gone to Stego https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1p8lc1i/so_apparently_stay_gold_has_actually_been_golshis/
Absolute nightmare room, and the most powerful one too
runic whale
stego is playable soon