Uma Musume

[runic whale]

I love you hishi amazon

[lime stream]

do the ancient texts tell us if the darker skin means anything about the real uma

irl Hishi Amazon was born in the US, so it's not about being from countries where the humans are all tan

[runic whale]

Don't think so, probably just design choice

Is it based on the amazon rain forest or namesake

But dololphin arabian is white

And Darley Arabian is tan

[sudden sundial]

Ama-neesan was a dark coloured horse, reflected by her tan and dark coloured hair in the horse girl version.

Symboli Kris S is confirmed to be an international student according to her bio. She was born in the US.

His nickname was “pitch-black emperor”. He is also known as the fall champion due to almost all of his records having to do with Fall GI races.

That's all there is that could relate to tanned skin

They far from the only horses that were dark brown or black, and of those I don't think they're the only ones born abroad

So looks like a combination of all that plus: "We felt like it" -Cygame

[runic whale]

Yes but why isn't kitasan black atleast tan 😔

Or rice shower being somewhat tan

The black assasin btw

I can bet behind artwork of Rice Shower with tan lines

[runic whale]

I no longer have a 1 star uma

[ruby mirage]

Only mejiro ryan left

[potent trail]

u wanna cryyyyyy

ooough but i cant not press it. do it for the gamba

the risk was calculated, and i understood the math, but the gains.... the gainzzzzzz

[sudden sundial]

I'd've done the same

[runic whale]

One would wonder why Dia chose Kitasan to be her wife

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-kitasan-black-kitasan-gif-21674702

They were born holding hands

YES
https://youtu.be/gomr8FnPjT8?si=TvlFaot7hgBPxFzK

Tazuna is adorable and is severely underrated

The Prix L'arc de triomphe is this Sunday BTW

Holy shit why am I hyped???

Crux Du Nord and Byzantine Dream might make history in the Prix

Byzantine Dream is related to Symboli Kris S and Jungle Pocket

There's also Alohi Alii

Who is related to KING KAMEHAMEHA, Duramente, and Orfevre

While Crux is just Kitasan Black in sire

[potent trail]

ninth out of nine on this debut race.... im sure this el condor pasa run will go weeeeell

[runic whale]

FUJI KISEKI

My love #2

H bro i literally GASPED when I saw meisho doto on the list

[sudden sundial]

Was she front running?

Or at least pace?

[potent trail]

pacing

[runic whale]

I want meisho doto

I

Love her

So so much

[naive anchor]

shouldn't have inherete4d from Haru

[potent trail]

I NEED THE DIRT SPARK IM SORRYYYYYYY

[sudden sundial]

Steal a Smart Falcon from someone

I followed someone just for that, a dirt spark with 65 on power

[potent trail]

i do have options for that, i just ran outta the three dailies

unfortunate that other ppl borrowing is capped

[sudden sundial]

Ah yeah

[sudden sundial]

First time training her, feels like she did all the work and I just tagged along.

Good horse

[runic whale]

thats how TM Opera O's jockey felt

[ruby mirage]

the best way to play bakushin's career mode is to go to the jukebox and play her song

[sudden sundial]

It's not on loop for you?

[ruby mirage]

on loop for this career

new career rating record

[sudden sundial]

I never thought I'd see this screen...

I also got the Fan Fest upgrade

TIL you can go straight from Firm Conditions ◎ to the negative skill. Straight up just deleted 160 SP or however much investement in the skill, completely goene.

I'd understand undoing one leve lof the skill, but a -3 is fucked up

Robbed of the A rating

[potent trail]

oh good fuck thats terrible

[ruby mirage]

[runic whale]

I still think about you

[novel depot]

Fortunately Haru Urara and Smart Falcon have lower required fan counts needed for their upgrades. Otherwise it would be way top hard.

[runic whale]

How to get through sad times: watch umamusume

[ruby mirage]

i wonder when the "Hard-Trying Haru Urara" epithet will be possible in the global game

[runic whale]

50 years from now give or take

[naive anchor]

I see four prizes here

[novel depot]

Iirc, there is going to be a career next year or a year after that where you can get a lot of extra fans.

[runic whale]

Oh the idol one

That one is fun

I really enjoyed DYI and the Prix career

[sudden sundial]

Finally, my first A rank Haru

[runic whale]

I still find it hard to get an A

[runic whale]

Holy mother of God

Thank you Lord for giving me eyes today

[runic whale]

They wear heeled rubber shoes?!

[sudden sundial]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DNtxjkv5uRy/

Forgive them for not knowing horses

[runic whale]

Manhattan coffee

[sudden sundial]

[sudden sundial]

Scary skill

[sudden sundial]

Who's ready for more CinGray tomorrow? https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1nxo50o/normal_week_is_a_regular_high_school_girl_wmega_u/

[runic whale]

Not me because I haven't watched CG cour1

Look at her smug ass face

my wife

But let's ignore hishiama and look at that OUTRAGEOUS double rainbow

[fervent flame]

Regular Week

[runic whale]

Musume
Pretty

God spe looks the weirdest without ears

They're all weird without ears

That's an impossible standard girls will never be able to achieve

WHY THE FUCK DO I HEAR GOLSHI'S PARODY OF BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN IN SPEAKERS

Have I found my people

I'm just hearing random umamusume shit wtf

You can very faintly hear mambo

That may not be speakers and it was machitan approaching my location

[sudden sundial]

I love our professional aura farmers

March is cute

[blissful spade]

[sudden sundial]

Where's her girlfriend

260h of Uma Musume say he's right

I missed this goober

[runic whale]

I am finally gonna watch Cinderella Gray

Episode 1

Who is this man and does he contaminate oguri's relationship with food

I failed my wife

I'm sorry, and for this dishonor i shall commit seppuku

omg new ssr!!
fuck it's not fuji kise-...
... she is cute...

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1nylk9z/irl_biwa_hayahide_was_a_fluffy_unit_no_wonder_she/

[lime stream]

I knew I was forgetting something

[runic whale]

Get yo big-ass ears out of my face

[sudden sundial]

Bigger

[potent trail]

heir-of-rick accurate umas

[runic whale]

Which uma would smell nice and who would be stinky?

Nishino Flower would smell like flowers and Gold Ship would smell like Gold Ship

[sudden sundial]

Mejiro Ryan is a good trainee and career

Also when she gets a mood down because she's sore from hitting the gym, I can't even get mad

[runic whale]

Mommy?

[ruby mirage]

Going to watch Cinderella Gray show

It is available on netflix

[runic whale]

Same

[runic whale]

Race reports with Neo:
Yesterday's Prix L'Arc de Triomphe

WINNER!!!!
.
.
.
Is not a Japanese horse, it's Darynz, raised in France

[sudden sundial]

The curse lives on

[runic whale]

The closest is Byzantine Dream (he's the one that was hoped to win), at 5th

Then Crux Du Nord at 14 and Alohi Alii at 16

Almost ALWAYS bad ground iirc

All 3 contenders ran and won their pre-race in the same track

But iirc it rained

Hoping they try Byzantine Dream again but I don't think they'd want to make him race again

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1nzipja/who_is_the_most_popular_uma/

This is real interesting stuff

Surprised a bit by Rice Shower complete consistency over the years. Gold Ship and McQueen are less surprising

[runic whale]

Ofcourse rice shower gets love

[sudden sundial]

But overall it seems like the OGs are the winners, nobody earned their consistency after their release-boost except for Manhattan Cafe

[runic whale]

Fuckin eishen flash lmao

Went in and out as fast as the flash

Also, ignoring the GL release,

The newer JP horses win

[sudden sundial]

Yeah every new release gets to be the winner for 3-4 weeks, then they get stabbed by Rice Shower

[runic whale]

March 2024

Transcend my love

[sudden sundial]

Really the surprise here is Haru Urara is not a reliable top 3 or even top 5

[runic whale]

Probably a GL hit

[sudden sundial]

But regardless of the week and of the year, you can find in the top 5 at least one between Rice Shower, Gold Ship, McQueen, Manhattan Cafe and Agnes Tachyon, and 3 of the 5 most of the time

Though Oguri might get there too, it's just too early to tell.

[runic whale]

And I'm 100% sure a lot of these are porn lmao

because pixiv

Post GL release

I mean, Gold Ship not being in the list would be a biiiig surprise

She's kind of a big deal to begin with, being Umamusume's PR agent ever since the beginning and virtually being the first vtuber

She also carried the franchise for 3 years because of the delays

2025 March

Almond eye I think

Rice shower is just a universally loved uma

The sudden surge in Haru Urara in September 💔

[sudden sundial]

IT's weird to me that Rice and Haru aren't on the same level, they always seemed on the same tier to me in terms of fans but I guess Rice clears

[runic whale]

Real people never speak Ill of uma daughters Rice Shower and Haru Urara

Weebs just like Rice because she's shy and cute

[sudden sundial]

Or maybe it's because Rice is more artist friendly, Haru can't really be drawn for sad and dark things

[runic whale]

Shy characters seemed to be the most loved I've noticed

Fluttershy, etc

[sudden sundial]

Oh right. The Fluttershy effect

[runic whale]

Also applies to watanare

Actually on second thought no

Was about to say Ajisai but she's not shy

The chart is interesting to see because like you said they change drastically when there's new releases

When Meisho Doto releases....

Wait are the Cour 2 episodes airing everyday or once a week?

It says 6-13 but we apparently are gonna get 3k total

[sudden sundial]

I do think after CinGray Oguri is gonna be top 5 consistently. She was always number 1 in Japan and won multiple polls there, it's just the rest of the world catching up

[runic whale]

Gold Ship is number 1 gray horse iirc

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-uma-musume-cinderella-gray-cinderella-gif-124987659485840283

[runic whale]

I am yet to watch this but i never had oguri cap in my list of likes

Not on HishiAma's level, atleast

A-B, yea

Or the top most tier, being "Body and Soul, all my mortal and immortal possessions"

But cour 2 i expect to be crying by the end

Looking at her race records... Yea

5 5 4 5 4 3

[runic whale]

How many messages do i have in this thread

I estimate 4,000

[ruby mirage]

got narita brian from my recent pull

[runic whale]

Bananahide sister

[ruby mirage]

https://www.tumblr.com/bbreaad/796315449005572096

BakeShop

-# #my art #digital art #fan art #my artwork #uma musume #artwork #umamusume #uma musume fanart #umamusume fanart #uma musume pretty derby #umamusume pretty derby #uma musume cinderella gray #umamusume cinderella gray #cinderella gray #oguri cap #oguricap

Tumblr · Oct 2, 2025, 5:19 PM

[sudden sundial]

Not shown: the other 6 she already ate

[ruby mirage]

https://fxbsky.app/profile/shibedraws.bsky.social/post/3m2cjjb25k22k haru urara be beefing with a helicopter in the unity cup

ShibeDraws (@shibedraws.bsky.social)

Unity Cup will go crazy #umamusume #haruurara

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FxBluesky · Oct 3, 2025, 4:48 PM

[sudden sundial]

Nah she'd win

[ruby mirage]

Also free 3000 carats for next few weeks for each cinderella gray episode drop (300 carats per drop)

[sudden sundial]

Common Oguri W

Carats can't be eaten so she will share

[potent trail]

https://www.tumblr.com/eggtempest/795530274750562304/in-the-club-freakin-it-in-a-bakushin-style

[sudden sundial]

Must be 27 hours in

[runic whale]

She's in a club with tracen uniform!!! Scandalous class rep

I feel bad for gold city

Don't think anyone wants her

[runic whale]

by emilwewaldi

[ruby mirage]

Finished watching episode 1 & 2 of cinderella gray

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-uma-musume-anime-cinderella-grey-gif-5241121930609346212

[ruby mirage]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1o0624f/april_fools/

[sudden sundial]

You're gonna get buried under Tracen's track, bud

[runic whale]

Seen too much

I wanna run smart falcon

She's cute... Yes...

But she's not meisho doto.

[sudden sundial]

She really likes hitting the gym

[potent trail]

maaan ive been chasing rainbow luck like that to no avail

[sudden sundial]

Wasn't even super lucky. Ryan just builds like a freight train on her own if you let her

This is a regular Ryan run with multiple failed trainings (previous one had none)

She's just built different

Mejiro genes

[runic whale]

How do you do these

Maybe i just have bad luck with rainbow and inspiration

Because double rainbow should not only give 22

[ruby mirage]

free ssr make debut ticket today

got stamina gold ship

[runic whale]

What about 3* ticket

Vodka's would be the second cleavage I've seen the most

The first is harikitte ikou

[ruby mirage]

haven't finished all the missions yet

[runic whale]

I met someone in my class that knows umamusume

He's like "oh cool you know it too?"

And i said "yea! proceeds to list the names of 100 umas

And he looked at me like

Casual fan vs Diehard fan

Almost cried at school too because they brought up Haru Urara

[ruby mirage]

🐴

[runic whale]

Hoads

I try to but i can't imagine these horses anything other than queer

[ruby mirage]

everytime it is "horse show = yuri horses"

[sudden sundial]

Finally a banner for me to use my 20 support tickets

Both Nishino's speed card and Vodka's power card are goated

Uhhhh....thanks?

[runic whale]

Harikkite ikou

She's a very good and universal speed card

Like, every loaner deck in JP has kitasan black

[sudden sundial]

She's worthless at one copy out of five

But one day I'll have it at level 50 I guess

[runic whale]

I disagree but it's you opinion so i won't argue it

uma daughter and her wife

[potent trail]

the smart document™ says wait for rice shower card in a month

[sudden sundial]

Yeah, I've still got my carats for that

I just had't pulled any supports since Freak's rerun

[potent trail]

rudolf just delivers, truly

soooooo close to the mythical A+ too. incredibly bitter towards creek for not dropping maestro

[sudden sundial]

I still haven't even sniffed a 12k but I've been pretty close quite often

[runic whale]

Me at 9652

[potent trail]

(to be clear i was exceedingly lucky on that run rainbow wise normally i do Not get scores like these lol)

[ruby mirage]

I need to get rudolf

[runic whale]

My cards are bad

Or ura just sucks

[ruby mirage]

My top score was with bakushin at 10.8k. 2nd is Curren Chan with also 10k. Pure sprinters are easy to get points with.

[runic whale]

Harikkite ikouHarikkite ikouHarikkite ikouHarikkite ikouHarikkite ikouHarikkite ikouHarikkite ikou

how

You have D turf how are you number 1 fav

[ruby mirage]

She is so ":D"

[runic whale]

Oh wow haven't seen a night race in GL before

[ruby mirage]

I am now on episode 9

[runic whale]

Great horse

1900 carats

Need 3k for meisho doto

[blissful spade]

Had a vodka run where she placed 9th in the placement race but then placed 1st in every single race afterwords except for one where she got 2nd

https://tenor.com/view/vodka-vodka-uma-musume-uma-musume-umamusume-yuri-gif-10262289529593011687

[ruby mirage]

interesting gif

[runic whale]

My smart falcon doesn't know a place under 2nd

[ruby mirage]

Fun fact, Oguri Cap says the word "rizz" in cinderella gray

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1o18cj1/the_reason_rudolf_and_oguri_never_talk_about_it/

[ruby mirage]

[blissful spade]

where?

[ruby mirage]

"10. The Top" @ 16:56

Can i share netflix clip links here?

[blissful spade]

Sure

[runic whale]

Is it in the subs or did she actually say it

[ruby mirage]

Actually said it

[ruby mirage]

https://www.netflix.com/watch/82030233?s=a&trkid=278685009&t=1004&d=15&momentUuid=15eb0341-2793-4f34-91e8-fe8eceb70cb1&trg=cp

[blissful spade]

it's in the subs

[runic whale]

If it's in the sub that's just bad localization

[ruby mirage]

https://fxbsky.app/profile/dlanon.bsky.social/post/3m2igulylvs2b

Rarepair Peddler (@dlanon.bsky.social)

number one girl and her number one dad
︀︀#dlarts #umamusume

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FxBluesky · Oct 6, 2025, 1:16 AM

[sudden sundial]

So tired of the sparks roulette

[runic whale]

Don't worry

You'll get to reroll sparks tm3 times before paying carats

[ruby mirage]

Finished episode 13 of cinderella gray

[ruby mirage]

https://fxbsky.app/profile/eggtempest.bsky.social/post/3m2rjl4awt227 peak pairing

wren! (@eggtempest.bsky.social)

their fancy outfits are so cuteeeee 🥹 #umamusume

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FxBluesky · Oct 9, 2025, 3:59 PM

[runic whale]

Gays

Fuji Kiseki is so hot

But that's on purpose

Transcend is so hot

That isn't on purpose

First look at her I'd think she's an introvert that keeps to herself

[ruby mirage]

So many umas want oguri for themselves

[runic whale]

Yup

[runic whale]

So the hachimi song's tune is similar to the girls und panzer song

[ruby mirage]

sci-twi uma

[runic whale]

Sci-twi? Nah

She's extroverted iirc

Appearance-wise maybe

Now Zenno Rob Roy? Sci-twi uma

[ruby mirage]

Rice Shower vs Zenno Rob Roy, biggest ears competition

[ruby mirage]

I think she heard

[runic whale]

you think so? i dont think shes all ears

[sudden sundial]

Zenno Rob Roy is cute, here's my case in her favour

[runic whale]

i agree

shes cute

adorable

[ruby mirage]

reading the cinderella gray manga while i wait for the new episode on sunday.

[runic whale]

i like this girl

[runic whale]

is this canon

i hope not because this leads to a teio x trainer ship

[sudden sundial]

Everything is canon

Even your careers

[runic whale]

not all tho, which is A-canon in this sense

the anime

and in the game

team sirius isnt team spica

but torena-san exists in the anime

so does bourbon's trainer

i loath trainer x uma ships

to the point that it looks like petty hatred

but i wont attack anyone who does

[sudden sundial]

The only A-canon is the real horses

[runic whale]

if you do, then i just strategically distance myself from you

yea so did the horses umapyoi with their trainer

no lol

thats disgusting

[sudden sundial]

Freak tried his best

[runic whale]

freak was male

homo horse

all in all, i dont like trainer x uma ships

and it shows, right?

[ruby mirage]

devastating news today: fine motion is no longer the princess of ireland in the umaverse 😔

[runic whale]

who is

canonically fine motion is implied to be royal

freak of nature is still princess in our hearts

[ruby mirage]

the game has now removed the mentions of royality in her career and support cards

[runic whale]

😔

they retconned her status

[runic whale]

BUT.........

im a hypocrite so i selfship with a select few umas

[sudden sundial]

All umas are princesses

https://tenor.com/view/haru-urara-uma-musume-blink-stare-anime-gif-5311254169704795463

[runic whale]

some are kings and overlords

is this special year

[ruby mirage]

cinderella gray umas now have drip (official merch)

[runic whale]

is that mommy creek

my opinion on super creek changed after i saw thatt acrylic standee

[ruby mirage]

yes

[sudden sundial]

She's bakushining real hard and I'm barely out of debut

[ruby mirage]

maximum bakushin

[sudden sundial]

I kneel before the emperor

[runic whale]

is it too much to ask to be cooed by super creek????????

to be called an iiko

[ruby mirage]

[runic whale]

i could help her carry her heavy troubles in life

[ruby mirage]

the localisation for this gold city event 😭

[runic whale]

wtf

who dat 😭 😭 😭

LIL BRO

WHO HIRED THIS PERSON

only a matter of time we see them use "fr fr no cap"

[ruby mirage]

number 2 needs to be

[sudden sundial]

Maintenance

[ruby mirage]

narita taishin's date events are also insane

"ggez"

[runic whale]

yea her events are funny

git gud noob caught me off guard

i have a solution to the date events in uma that makes them cis

choose female so theyre dating afemale

crisis averted

[sudden sundial]

I fear Daitaku Helios' localisation, whe nshe gets it

[runic whale]

i wonder what she'll say for main-squeeze

'fine shyt

luv.. will you be my fine shyt my numero uno

im waiting for SiL localisation

what words theyll use for her song

sad her character song isnt a music video

she moaned 3 times in the song

straight up

dont ask how i know i just do

[ruby mirage]

one of her convos

[runic whale]

why do they keep using down bad

that implies theyre a polycule

............and im fine with that

they should hire real gen alpha

[ruby mirage]

thank agnes digital for these important words

[runic whale]

They used the wrong word here but i know they know

It should be shipping or writing smut fanfics

[runic whale]

Majestic gold ship

He knows he's beautiful

[sudden sundial]

wow, they actually established limits of how many shoes you can donate a day?

That's fucked up

[novel depot]

It's been in place since the beginning

[sudden sundial]

Absolutely not, I never hit it before today

And I'm in a club where I donate two dozen or more shoes a day

[runic whale]

Isn't it always inplace

[sudden sundial]

If it was they decreased it

[runic whale]

Taiki Shuttle wows smol umas

[runic whale]

GOLD CITY IS A TSUNDERE??!

[sudden sundial]

Of course she is

[runic whale]

Well she accuses you of stalking her

[runic whale]

Mayano does bass?

[runic whale]

I'VE NEVER BEEN SO GLAD THAT THEY DIDN'T ADAPT AN UMA'S SPECIFIC TRAIT EVER SINCE FINDING OUT THAT special week was racist to orange horses

[novel depot]

The limit is 10 donations. Each donation is maximum two units. So you would need to donate a total of 20 within the same daily reset period to hit the limit.

[ruby mirage]

Looks like New Haru Urara and King Halo will release on my birthday

[runic whale]

Stay Gold likes ponies

It's 10/10

it's 10/11 in Japan tho

[ruby mirage]

Fun fact: Belno Light (Twin Bee) and Nice Nature have the same sire, Nice Dancer.

[runic whale]

He's a nice dancer

[ruby mirage]

also is the correct spelling Belno Light or Berno Light?

[runic whale]

DIRECTOR AKIKAWA HIRED A PMC???

[ruby mirage]

it think it is fully hers

[runic whale]

If they were they would be umas

PMC with outdated equipment apparently

Broskis wearing m1 pot helmet

Most modern equipment they have is the Chinook and it's pretty dated

[ruby mirage]

The actual year in which cinderella gray takes places is so confusing. You have Oguri's races from 1987-1990 but people are using modern phones in the show.

[runic whale]

That's the thing

Have you realized gold ship and McQueen

Both have never met because McQueen died before Gold Ship was even born

Umamusume doesn't have a set time on what year they took place in, it's ambiguous

Also the m1 pot is a ww2 era helmet that was retired after Vietnam

If umamusume followed irl dates then kitasan black and dia's parents probably weren't alive when Teio and McQueen burnt the track with their rivalry

Haru also wouldn't have met everyone

Well, that is shown in the a bit anime tbf

How she's an entirely different league from the twinkle series

[lime stream]

weirdly I cannot find any official source on this

[blissful spade]

It’s a loose adaptation of time during Oguri Cap’s time as a racehorse

Think of as “Inspired by true story(ies)”

[runic whale]

tldr: there isn't a set year

[runic whale]

https://youtu.be/J__6dcejnLc?si=Z8cQBCcn--VJsF_O

[ruby mirage]

i love ogtm

https://fxbsky.app/profile/birdpartii.bsky.social/post/3lwe727hglc2u

Jenna Bird_Partii // CINGRAY PREORDERS OPEN (@birdpartii.bsky.social)

Whatever, go my ogutama
︀︀#ogtm #umamusume

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FxBluesky · Aug 14, 2025, 11:05 AM

[runic whale]

They are cute together

[ruby mirage]

New episode tomorrow

[runic whale]

More carats 🔥

By nonco

Team Canopus umacule when?

[potent trail]

eyyy on first set too

thank you grass

[ruby mirage]

went 0/5 in graded league

[sudden sundial]

I messed up and signed up for Open League

I don't have any horses below A rank...

We'll get them next time!

[runic whale]

I will never win this

Oh well

I still don't have a horse at A

[ruby mirage]

i only have bakushin at A for the mile. the other two are B+ umas

The A rank curren chan i have has a poor mile aptitude

[runic whale]

The support card crystal thing is disappointing

You need 20 of them and the only way to get it is you either buy, they're 100,000 monies each for SSR crystals or SSR dupes

[sudden sundial]

Very real, important and only slightly memey post about jockeys: https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1o3qq1d/meet_the_jockeys/

It sufficiently explains, for example, why Yutaka Take is John Umamusume (that's not even his comprehensive list of horses, in that image)

[potent trail]

https://www.tumblr.com/fwoxie/796891019315658752

[blissful spade]

Dai Sca took four out of the five

what's funny is that three of the races said that my grass wonder was No. 1 favored

[runic whale]

Yutaka Take the goat 🔥

If only Aston machan was ingame

Then it's vodka, daiwa scarlet and aston machan 💔

[ruby mirage]

machan is so cute

[runic whale]

Is it too hard to ask to be hers

[ruby mirage]

no

She deserves the love

also i read the "For your eyes only" fan manga

[ruby mirage]

there is an new post with more jockeys

[runic whale]

Impossible standard:
Be Aston Machan

Also "for your eyes only" is a hentai doujin

While the Aston Machan doujin is called "Your Eyes Only"

Wow few pages in and this is fucking sad

The real life horse passed too early, too sudden, and it affected Machan 😔

Tazuna creepy

I've figured it out

Aston Machan is probably like Manhattan's friend

Which is Sunday Silence

[ruby mirage]

yeah, it is insanely depressing

trainer + umamusue = tra-uma

[runic whale]

I'm not for Trainer X Uma but this is nice too

[ruby mirage]

why so many umas have depressing careers

[runic whale]

The actual horse had a depressing life

Haru had like the worst life ever

Forced to race twice a month every month for years on end

Kidnapped by an evil woman

Had the potential to win, but wasn't trained adequately

But they gave her a happy career

The big focus on Daiwa Scarlet and Vodka in the doujin is also depressing

They were going to be the big 3 lesbians but Aston Machan is straight in this doujin and it's only them

I have a theory regarding why sounds of the ocean is a big thing here

Aston Machan's ashes may have been spread in the ocean

[sudden sundial]

Ah yes, the King Halo's mom origin story

Also I'm pretty sure I've seen a picture of Mirco Demuro with a dakimakura of one his horses

So to me he's as legendary as Yutaka

[runic whale]

That was a good read

I refuse to forget about her now

Fading into obscurity, overshadowed by the big two on 2007

Ryuji is one of my favorite jockeys

Yutaka Take is a given he's a legend basically

But Ryuji's story is pretty depressing

[sudden sundial]

Yeah I mean Take is HIM

[runic whale]

Ryuji doesn't feel worthy but Opera loves him

[ruby mirage]

https://fxbsky.app/profile/shibedraws.bsky.social/post/3m2wtldfhak2x blockshin

ShibeDraws (@shibedraws.bsky.social)

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!! #umamusume #bakushin

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FxBluesky · Oct 11, 2025, 6:41 PM

[runic whale]

She would do this irl

I was thinking of unconventional relationships in umamusume

Gold Ship X Team Spica Harem

[sudden sundial]

Gold Ship is easy mode
How about Silence Suzuka x Bakushin

King Halo x Super Freak, let her have a real mom

[ruby mirage]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1o4a6zd/no_matter_what_agnes_tachyon_wants_to_feel_her/

[runic whale]

Fortunately! Tachyon recovered

And made 1500 babies

[sudden sundial]

Anyway it's now UMA MUSUNDAYME

[runic whale]

Have a...

CARATS

[sudden sundial]

I can tell the animators really like Super Creek

Today's episode needed more Oguri

[runic whale]

Super creek might be influential during oguri's race days

Yutaka Take was Creek's jockey btw

[runic whale]

Are the horse girls delicious

うま馬

uma uma

[sudden sundial]

Uma tartare

I've tried it, it's good

[ruby mirage]

Yutaka Take was every umas jockey

[sudden sundial]

yeah I'm not even sure the updated list in your post is comprehensive

Probably is for Uma Musume, it might be missing horses that weren't adapted

[runic whale]

Even Haru Urara's

[runic whale]

If i had friends irl that knows umamusume i will make them recreate the kyun kyun kyun dance with me

[ruby mirage]

apparently northern taste lived for 33 years
from 1971 to 2004

also the first image that shows for northern taste is the MIB parody meme

[runic whale]

Meisho Doto is 30 years old

A hug from her would legit kill me

Speaking of intimate bodily contact with anthropomorphic race horses, Biwa Bananahide is the BNW's prime cuddle buddy because of her hair

She's also incredibly furry irl

[sudden sundial]

The fluff lord wants to know if you're hitting the gym today

And if not: why

[runic whale]

At 9pm no

[ruby mirage]

do not be "opera o" in front of doto, she will attack you

[ruby mirage]

not today, but on every tuesday

[runic whale]

Depends on which meisho doto

Irl meisho doto she would attack you if you were tm opera o (say your name)

Umamusume meisho doto will kiss you if you were tm opera o

[ruby mirage]

currently on chapter 61 in the cg manga

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1o4q9t9/agnes_tachyon_vs_superstition_altoraiser/

1500 is a lot of uma to be fair

[runic whale]

Uma x trainer

Good art nonetheless

Trainer realizing Tachyon is NOT the receiver:

[ruby mirage]

cinderella gray making me watch the irl 1988 japan cup & arima kinen 🏇

[sudden sundial]

It was the same for me

Now I understdan why Freak gives Swinging Maestro

Holy hell

[runic whale]

I always wanted to watch real races ever since suzuka's last race

[potent trail]

the czech steeplechase was today so i watched that instead irish horse won

[runic whale]

Steeplechase is.. Something

Brutal

[potent trail]

wiggles hand two jockeys were thrown off/trampled a touch and the favorite pulled out on last jump since the jockey was worried about leg injury, but hey noone died

said favorite horse's name is sexy lord, if you care

the winner was stumptown

[ruby mirage]

the grand national steeplechase is a brutal race. 88 deaths since 2025 and 5 in the 2020s

[ruby mirage]

8 more episodes left. I wonder if it is enough oguri's career in 1989-90. Assuming the 1988 Japan Cup and Arima Kinen takes 2 episodes each, that is only 4 episodes left show everything.

[sudden sundial]

We just got an episode entirely for Freak

I think this season is not just Oguri's season

[ruby mirage]

Yeah, it is just that the second cour isn't enough finish oguri cap's career. Literally right after the Arima Kinen, we get introduced to Inari One in the manga. It takes about same pages as Super Creek's introduction.

Also the 1988 arima kinen is around chapter 75 while the manga is currently at around chapter 200.

[runic whale]

Official art

[ruby mirage]

[runic whale]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-sakura-bakushin-o-whatever-go-my-scarab-saturnposting-gif-3878730345750116668

[potent trail]

me when theres a hard goal in the tasks

[runic whale]

by tnsrk612

Bakushin is adorable

All of them are

But there are select umas that my first thought whenever i see them is "please hold me"

https://tenor.com/view/gentildonna-umamusume-victory-win-1st-gif-1385891026311925567

[ruby mirage]

[runic whale]

Hey it's "please hold me"

Not "i am yours my soul my body my everything i will do everything for you even if it results in the loss of my life"

[ruby mirage]

which uma can beat oguri cap in an eating contest

[sudden sundial]

None

Special Week is a distant second place but that's it

[ruby mirage]

[runic whale]

DID SUPER CREEK PLAY GOOGOO BABIES WITH THE LESBIAN TOMBOY TRAINER??

[sudden sundial]

And their life on the line

[ruby mirage]

i just reached the original image for the "goo goo babies on the line" in the manga

chapter 100 reached

[ruby mirage]

I think the 2nd cour of the cinderella gray anime will end in the 1988 arima kinen. The anime will probably get 3 seasons at the current rate.

[runic whale]

If they introduced the big bad

Like Michelle no baby

Michelle irl beat oguri in Japan cup

Oguri's last race is the arima kinen

1990

Both Japan cups oguri lost

[potent trail]

@runic whale not that i wish to presume your uma knowledge doesnt already cover this, but my lobby got a haru and doto event and i figured you'd like to read it

incredible, it actually managed to send which is a miracle with how bad my signal is at work, round of applause please

[runic whale]

She discovered breathing

[sudden sundial]

New meta

[potent trail]

isnt this what demon slayer is <- knows jack shit about demon slayer

[runic whale]

Thank you for showing me doto

This is new BTW, because Meisho is next week banner

I want her.

I only have enough for 2 tenpulls

But, i can smell it

The smell of my tears

Cygames wants me to weep.

To weep for Meisho Doto

And i will weep for her.

[runic whale]

They're so salty as they roll down my cheek, it's like I'm crying an ocean

Please cygames i will sell what's left of my soul for meisho doto

Ya just have to share with War Thunder's Gaijin

[sudden sundial]

Standard issue Emperor

[runic whale]

Babe

[sudden sundial]

Rudolfs just come out of the uma factory like this

[runic whale]

What are your cards like how do you get A horses

[sudden sundial]

I'm currently running two mediocre cards, trying to get some of those skills for some of those goal-rewards in the checklist

[runic whale]

Yea i don't roll for support cards so that's why I don't have good ones

[sudden sundial]

Usually I run this or this

I'll put in Mihono's power crad instead of the second stamina if it's Suzuka/Bakushin/Maruzensky/similar umas

[runic whale]

In the JP server, they absolutely abolished meta cards by making the careers fun and easy

Kinda disappointed the cooking career is so far from us

Idk about the one where Haru fist fights a helicopter

[sudden sundial]

Another great thing from running Rudolf: this event comes for free

Just built different

[runic whale]

Rudolf is ok, i played her in l'arc but you need like 40,000 something and 25 turns or so before that you'd end at 10,000

[sudden sundial]

You didn't get lucky with Kita nor Freak?

[runic whale]

Yes

For kita 50 rolls or so ,super freak 60 or so

I have6a 0lb kita

[sudden sundial]

I see

[runic whale]

But i roll for uma because i loved them

Wish she got prof. curvature

I can't help but imagine what they do to fluster end closers

Fuji kiseki has... easy access to her methods

[potent trail]

ive been saving my carats and tickets for whenever the document™ says its pull time, then its all over (and by all over i mean please for the love of horse i hope the support cards i get wont be trash i can only stomach so many repeats on stamina sr top gun i feel like i get her every other pull cleats are nice but how about some, idk freak lets say

[ruby mirage]

My sr & ssr cards

[runic whale]

Looks like bringi called the mommy "freak" aswell

My super creek slander mission is complete....

[potent trail]

i still havent seen the googoo babies event and i live in fear of it i cannot tell if thats an elaborate joke or if ive been extremely lucky to not see that in her career yet

i dont want to subject my eyeballs to that

[runic whale]

It's the last event

[sudden sundial]

I mean, for trainee I pull the horses I like. But for support cards yeah, you gotta go with the recommendations

[runic whale]

I pour all my carats into meisho doto

I did some math

[sudden sundial]

God I really don't like these goals. I have to so so out of my way to even try to get these skills, and it's just down to luck on top of that

[runic whale]

21 Uma stories are 1500 carats, (4 story each uma, so the two 50 carat stories are not included)

[potent trail]

yeah, i just havent cared for any of the recent trainees to pull them

[runic whale]

Fuji kiseki is cool but she's not cool enough

Being hot isn't enough

[sudden sundial]

Watch more Uma

[runic whale]

For 1:
She isn't Meisho Doto

I agree, watch more Uma

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/pretty-derby-grape-run-jump-plap-gif-17382849140859596952

[runic whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1393352554724986954/1419598800644739124/image0.gif

[sudden sundial]

Oh, you don't like a horse? Watch more uma

You still don't like a horse? Rewatch uma

[runic whale]

Before umamusume anime

I only liked Teio

And Spe

When i first started i legit can't name more than 3 umas, i mean that's a given

Nowadays.. People get worried when I start listing more than 20

[potent trail]

idk, point me to horses with most traumatic storytelling in their career lmao

[sudden sundial]

Rice Shower

Silence Suzuka

[potent trail]

if it doesnt make me cry like king halo is it worth playing

[runic whale]

Rhein Kraft

Haru Urara

[sudden sundial]

Maruzenky and other American-born horses who were not allowed to race in many races because racism

[runic whale]

Maruzensky 💔

I love you maruzensky

[sudden sundial]

Also I mean

[potent trail]

i will pull on summer maruzensky when i can, the document™ says so

[runic whale]

Special week, instead of being racist to orange horses...

She's loving one

[sudden sundial]

Nothing wrong with the Rudolfs, honestly. Every now and again I like a horse that was just the best, barely any hardships or drama

[runic whale]

Frick you you get summer spe

Meisho Doto 😍

I can't explain why I'm fawning over doto

[potent trail]

im hoping bourbon will drop during some pulls when i do them. i am intrigued by autism horse

also. bourbaku. bourbaku.....

[sudden sundial]

Rice Shower and Silence Suzuka sotries should get completely covered in S1 of Pretty derby

[runic whale]

I love her secret it's adorable

[runic whale]

Rice Shower didn't get to die tho

[sudden sundial]

I need the gundam horse too

[runic whale]

I mean fall

[sudden sundial]

Because her banner ended before I found out she's a gundam

[runic whale]

They're still in the regular SSR pool

It.. Gets harder in JP

I'm 100% certain SSR is boosted in GL

[potent trail]

otherwise in terms of future horses i want nishiho flower and air shakur. nishi bc tiny and shakur bc cool design™

i love hors when they spiky

[runic whale]

In 200 pulls in JP i got 3 SSRs

In 30 pulls in GL, 3 SSRs

[runic whale]

You would love shakur herself

[sudden sundial]

I can't believe I'm saying this about a maid skin: it's worse than her regular form.

[runic whale]

She's a nerd

[sudden sundial]

Gundam supremacy

[runic whale]

She is cute

Air shakur is a nerd

Well, she's smart

[sudden sundial]

She absolutely hates your guts which is funny, wants to be left alone for real not they "shy" or "playing hard to get" type

Apparently the horse was unmanageable

[potent trail]

delightful, i love ya hater horses

(this is about taishin)

(which is a joke she just likes naps and vidya gaymes over ppl and who can blame her)

[sudden sundial]

His temper is so bad, assistant trainers had to do a daily lottery draw just to see who would be stuck dealing with him for the day. 

This used to be the case in-universe as well but according to the game, it seems that they didn’t keep this fact in as Air Shakur accepts her trainer’s invitation in her scenario.
Yutaka Take thinks the horse “gathered all the problems inherited from Sunday Silence”, and once said: “I really want to split his head open to see what’s inside”.
He changed the work method of Mori Stable. Usually, one groom would take care of a single horse in a training stable and doesn’t care much about the others, but in Mori Stable, all grooms take care of all horses together, especially when it comes to Air Shakur.

John Uma said "Let's crack his head open"

[runic whale]

Yutaka Take is real in Uma

[sudden sundial]

Right, Taishin is the soft version of "hates" you, the kid friendly Shakur

[runic whale]

He was an announcer because jockies don't exist

Unfortunately he was absorbed into like 50 umas

[runic whale]

Gold city hates you straight up

[potent trail]

ye i wanna see them go further™

[runic whale]

Well.. "It's not like I like you or anything, hmph!" type of hate

[sudden sundial]

His death was kind of mysterious. There were accounts stating that he thought the fences tried to attack him, so he charged at the fences and died.
Shakur?!

[runic whale]

Still in Love

[runic whale]

Wtf is this legit how he died

So much for an Uma who developed her own AI

[sudden sundial]

Yeah I can see why they had to tone it down for the Uma and add some other stuff

Otherwise she would be absolutely out of place in this game/franchise

[runic whale]

Yea he broke her leg while grazing and died

[potent trail]

iiii think thats less "hates you" direction and more "is this allowed" direction

[sudden sundial]

But I'm happy she's still mostly unsocial. I like the variety

[runic whale]

Yea no that's what i was thinking the entire time i played her career

Literally that moment where the GAME ITSELF won't let you choose options denying her

[potent trail]

im sorry i cant unsee the teacher-student dynamic in trainer-horse i just don't care for trainer shipping please, i just want u to win some races i am not here for fan service

[runic whale]

Air shakur loves her roommate, not in a tsundere way but tough love

[runic whale]

Still in love IS accurate

But in this case you're the jockey

Still in Love was "inlove" with him, and even got jealous when his fiancé appeared

Then she lost the same match where the fiancé appeared

[potent trail]

its not that i condemn the shipping/fan service boobies / what have you, i chose to play an anime gatcha lmao, but the fact remains thats not the part i play it for

[runic whale]

The jockey joked about eloping with Still In Love if he didn't get to race with her

[runic whale]

Same, but me for entirely different reasons

Please don't love me that way, my dear daughters

[sudden sundial]

It's not always shipping. With Freak it's more like she adopts you

[runic whale]

Love each other

Freak adopts you yea

It's not even the weird kink think, she wants to baby everyone

[sudden sundial]

Still yeah just give me daughters, Overlords that absolutely dominate, and granny

[runic whale]

Freak likes to baby tamamo

[sudden sundial]

Absolute goobers are also good.

[runic whale]

Hmmm

[potent trail]

i can forgive the rudolf shipping vibes because thats my overpowered grandpa horse (affectionate)

who likes to stare at construction sites and play bingo tournaments

[sudden sundial]

I don't think you can call the relationship between the Bakushins and their trainers as anything I listed above

[runic whale]

Rudolf is also way too old to be in Highschool

[sudden sundial]

Yeah but that's why granny and granpa are the best

[runic whale]

Overlord is TM Opera

[sudden sundial]

And they are so sweet to the other umas too, like actual grandparents

One day we'll have Deep Impact in the game and we can all witness the glory of someone looking down on Rudolf

Kaneko please 🙏

[runic whale]

Again, the reasons i don't ship them is because i LOVE GL/Yuri

Me and my daughter will bond over this

[potent trail]

ye shippin horses with each other is a different story

one of these days ill make ricebourbaku fanart i swear

[sudden sundial]

There's Daiwa x Vodka propaganda on the subreddit every day and I yumyumyum all of it

I do kinda don't mind seeing the Rudolf x Trainer stuff because, like, the dynamic is different. She's in charge

If the Emperor says you're dating, you don't get to say no, you know?

[potent trail]

i guess im just blinded by allure of symboligroove

i want air groove to groan at her wife's jokes when theyre 80 and been married for 60 years

[sudden sundial]

Well yeah, that's a great match. But I mostly see the non-romantic side of that pairing

[potent trail]

shrugs hypercompetent overworked wives, how can i say no

[sudden sundial]

Trying to think of other horse pairings, but it really is mostly trainer stuff

Teio x McQueen of course, Rice x Bourbon

There's Nice Nature x Trainer which I'm also kinda okay with, it's like when she wins a race. She doesn't know what do to with it

Poor Natie never sees herself as the winner

[potent trail]

hear me out on this crackship with no canon material i just thought of, curren chan and nice nature. curren hypes her up to her banjillion fans much to natie's shellshock (look how cute my marefriend, #mymarefriend is in the morning). she will get nattie that self confidence even if it requires sixteen energy drinks and five all nighters in a row, "she may have come in third but she's always first in my heart ❤️". nature meanwhile makes sure curren calms the fuck down occasionally appreciate the moment without being camera perfect 24/7, "curren i brought us to this sunset view just for the two of us, a little secret we can keep"

idk i think nice nature/influencer horse could be hilarious

[runic whale]

I block every posts i see that includes trainer x uma ships!

wow that sent late

[runic whale]

Sorry but she's the husband

Even has the jokes for it

And nice nature eats them all up 😭

[runic whale]

To me it's OK!

o sorry for the ping

But continuing from this, shipping school girls with each other doesn't seem stigmatized in Japan, well.. That's literally the most common setting for actual Yuri content

Actual Yuri as in it's actually about yuri like Watanare, Bloom Into You, etc

Uma x Uma is ALSO valid

They kind of did each other irl anyway

[runic whale]

I agree with this ship

Unconventional ship idea number 2:
Teio X Turbo

Teio X Turbo X McQueen if you want chaos

It would be cute to watch McQueen and Turbo try and fight for Teio's attention

[runic whale]

Agreed

And THATS WHY Daitaku Helios X Mejiro Palmer is great

Her number one mainsqueeze

Like she falls for Ruby the moment she saw her in the game

Calls her luv and stuff

[potent trail]

wish i was on laptop so i could make an actual edit but i imagine that ship like

[runic whale]

https://youtu.be/aXsVeW0aUiU?si=yGyYDPw2ZyaF74Ot

[runic whale]

In the end Teio loves them both

[potent trail]

i just remembered we are in manechat, good thing threads are lawless lands

[runic whale]

I hath posted thy forbidden infront of moderators before

The forbidden of who shall not be named. The M-word

[sudden sundial]

Dear lord that's what Daitaku Helios sounds like in Japanese?

I can only now really see why she's too much

It doesn't come across in text alone

And yeah that's a good pairing

Gal x serious ojousama

Although there's many types of Gal and idk exactly which one Daitaku is

I should check the texts

Fans think he can read the news. Every time he is favored in a race, he loses; when he is not favored, he wins.

This contributes to her gyaru personality because gyarus love to stay trendy.

Her gyaru-go language mixes up normal gyaru speak with common phrases seen on the internet, so people often do not understand her most of the time ~~and thus makes her a pain to translate for a foreigner like me.~~

Formed the “baka escaping duo” with Mejiro Palmer. If they join a race together, they are always the one leading. However, since Daitaku Helios is essentially a mile racer, he usually drops out first.

They were the ringleaders of the 1992 Arima Kinen or, as fans call it, the “BakArima Kinen”.
Despite being able to handle a running style and the majority of the anime shows him escaping, he mainly races as a leader. In the game, her running and leading aptitudes are both A.

She is also another horse girl that can gain the Great Escape skill along with Mejiro Palmer, Silence Suzuka, and Twin Turbo.

This is peak horse lore

Daitaku Helios fell head over heels for Daiichi Ruby upon first meeting her, calls her ‘her type’ and asks for her to become her “schmoopy-poo” (the word for it was しゅきぴ but this is how I’m translating it, basically the gyaru equivalent of a romantic partner). I don’t think there’s any straight explanation for the way she feels about her.

[runic whale]

Daichi ruby is good for her BUT

I'm talking about the anime pairing, it being Helios X Palmer

but i agree ruby and helios is cute together

And imo what's stopping them from being a poly

Adding onto Helios X Ruby...

She calls her princess

[ruby mirage]

Air groove doesn't actually gets a mood down from rudolfs joke, groove gets annoyed that she doesn't understand the joke's meaning

[runic whale]

Maintenance

[runic whale]

Makes it more funny

Makes her childish somewhat

[sudden sundial]

The specific is, she gets a mood down when the pun finally clicks in her brain, way after

[ruby mirage]

peak

[sudden sundial]

She's just walking down a hallf and it hits her, that something Rudolf said earlier was a pun

[runic whale]

Does she get a mood down from the pun or the fact it took her long

She's disappointed she didn't get to laugh at her then-girlfriend's joke

[sudden sundial]

It's from the fact that it flew over her head, yeah

The meme is still good, but yeah it's mostly a mood down from not meeting her own expectations

She's The Empress after all

[runic whale]

Billions must laugh at rudolf's jokes

Nice Nature changing her name to Billions

[runic whale]

Ah, the emperor and empress

[runic whale]

Wives

It's weird how it's just the 3 of them

ig prez and vice prez is a common pairing

[sudden sundial]

One good thing about not having Kaneko's horses

It does make the Student Council state so much funnier

[runic whale]

rudolf and air groove are a funny pairing

[sudden sundial]

That it's always just the same horses no matter the decade or passage of time

[runic whale]

If Deep Impact existed, Rudolf would be vice prez

And the council would be scarier

[sudden sundial]

We could have an election arc

Mood down, lost the election

But yeah. It's still mostly a huge loss but I won't be sad Rudolf is the perpetual president

[runic whale]

Gentildonna introducing her "girlfriend" gold ship to her mom, deep impact

Deep Impact is very short

She reminds me of another character tho

Silence suzuka with black hair

Was king kamehameha actually smitten by hishi amazon or is it another cygames ship like rudolf and oguri cap

jeanyouse orfevre, run with a mask

Woah Sweep Tosho is adorable

[sudden sundial]

Chuuni witch horse

[runic whale]

Her ssr card...

I see why Kitasan loves her irl

Greedy brat

That's a drink meant to be shared 😭

Like, I'm sure she's not the tsundere brat annoying you as her form of affection

She's straight up an annoying brat

Straight up evil

[lime stream]

it's still hilarious to me that stuff like this apparently falls within "respectful portrayal of the horses"

[lime stream]

have you seen the female trainer in CinGray

[ruby mirage]

The yada yada monster

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1o669ac/a_beautiful_day_for_a_family_hike_朱天_on_pixiv/

[ruby mirage]

[sudden sundial]

100% Grandpa approved activity

[ruby mirage]

https://youtube.com/shorts/mktgSNQutME typical goldship

[sudden sundial]

Yep

[runic whale]

Yes

She looks so.. Gone

Oh no it's ai

But it was her tomboy trainer

Idk about yall but she kinda screams l e s b i a n

[ruby mirage]

By @abjecat on 🐦

[ruby mirage]

yes

[runic whale]

Why oguri wear thong

God I'm glad they made hishi amazon actually be tanned

Their idea was it was suppose to just be a suntan

Oh my god she's naked

[sudden sundial]

Is that her outfit before the redesign?

I saw it being said that she got "censored" but I never looked it up

[runic whale]

Yea

The implications are strong lol

She's literally naked with fabric surrounding her

I can see why it was redesigned because if she had the same design

.... She would already come with flustered front runners, flustered end closers, flustered pace chasers, and flustered late surgers

Effective after her first g1 race

[runic whale]

Oh my god i have a thought

Daitaku Helios X Daichi Ruby is Pinkie Pie X Princess Luna

[ruby mirage]

[ruby mirage]

Just got a filipino uma meme with goldship

[ruby mirage]

why does teio jump out of a window in cinderella gray 😭

[sudden sundial]

Triple fracture

[lime stream]

ABCD

[sudden sundial]

I almost said "She's missing a cool S" but she has it

Granny is the best

[ruby mirage]

looks like i have caught up with the english translation for cinderella gray. right now it ends at chapter 147 out of 201.

the only available language that goes up to 201 is javanese

[fervent flame]

how did they even think that would be an appropriate design when they're so stingy about how the horses are to be portrayed

I also find it funny that the 'censored' design is literally just adding a swimsuit and a very short skirt underneath, it's one of those 'censorship' cases where it's so little you might as well just leave it as it was anyways because you barely changed anything about it, but suddenly it's a lot more acceptable because of that tiny bit of extra fabric I'll never understand that

that casual outfit is preeeeeeeetty good though

that's a good design

[ruby mirage]

https://fxbsky.app/profile/dlanon.bsky.social/post/3m323ytxvkc23

Rarepair Peddler (@dlanon.bsky.social)

rudoguru; rudolf and air groove are This close...!
︀︀#dlarts #umamusume

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FxBluesky · Oct 13, 2025, 1:50 AM

[runic whale]

It's censorship because she would literally be bare naked in races

Look at her beta dress

It's literally a towel

Now imagine when she's running

Great view for the runners behind her

Silence Suzuka eating good with this new banner 🔥

Helios nicknames

Gorupippi 🥺

Yaemero 😭😭😭

やめろ！！

[runic whale]

Everyone must see this

92m pixiv

[ruby mirage]

cute tama

[runic whale]

Protecting takoyai from oguri

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https://www.tumblr.com/minteehell/792597410370256896/ mood

minT 🌱

Summer heat,,...

this is based off of me living in the summer without a functional aircond please get me out of here

-# #the air is NOT hitting tamamo cross #creek holding her is NOT helping #ウマ娘 #umamusume #uma musume #pretty derby #uma musume pretty derby #uma musume fanart #super creek #oguri cap #tamamo cross #ogucreek #art

Tumblr · Aug 22, 2025, 4:23 PM

[runic whale]

Poly!?!?!?!?!?!

[ruby mirage]

all the umas want oguri

[runic whale]

Actually, Oguri and super creek are married and they just picked up a stray cat

[runic whale]

True

Oguri would enjoy them spoiling her

Bro I wonder how her trainer keeps up with oguri

Poor wallet

[ruby mirage]

the only uma that oguri wants is folkqueen (horlicks)

[runic whale]

Has her eyes set for someone already

[ruby mirage]

[runic whale]

Thank you gay lesbians for giving me prof. curvature so early on (kita and dia)

[ruby mirage]

Red Shift is an insane unique skill. Basically only one requirement to activate

[runic whale]

I don't think i need it with Hishi Ama

Listening to Stilo's (i am not typing Still in Love everytime I talk about her) character song, and I realized the she's the second time i heard a character say 愛してる

"愛してるよ" 、though

[ruby mirage]

Yeah, end closers are only one that don't need any front of pack skills

[runic whale]

https://youtu.be/hA3ERr7bpEE?si=IN0caY-zFsd5L5BC
The first time

You know when Stilo says 愛してる

She says it like 10 times

In a row

[potent trail]

38 pulls somehow i didnt realize "summer-" would mean swimwear, i imagined like, flower shirt and shorts oh well

[runic whale]

There is literally the small video that plays 😭

Thanks for not cropping out the other lesbian out of the image

Like i said, silence suzuka eating good with this special week skin

[potent trail]

she's a new pull for me :3

[runic whale]

Omg you got the two lesbians in one

The only other skin i want to get is Supreme Emperor of Japan

Sorry

Supreme Commander Of The Rising Sun

She's apparently free

She was given this nickname irl too

The announcer calls her the Supreme Commander of Japan after she won the Japan Cup, she was the first Japanese horse to win the Japan Cup since 1994

[ruby mirage]

Gonna wait for kitasan re-run

[runic whale]

Waiting for meisho doto

Whoever owns Kitasan Black is fuckin hilarious

There is Kitasan White and Kitasan Brown

[ruby mirage]

I like when the umas go ">:)" when talking to them

[ruby mirage]

Especially with Bakushin

[runic whale]

And when they do the 👉 under their cheek

[ruby mirage]

Curren is more >:D

:3 doto

[runic whale]

I LOVE MEISHO DOTO GRGAHHRGAGRHAT

I'm confident she's my number 1 and THIS WILL NOT CHANGE

But..

Bringi has Bakushin(dumbass) , i have Calstone Light O(dumbest dumbass)

[ruby mirage]

Curren is currently my number 1 uma

Oguri Cap in 2nd

[runic whale]

I can't believe i have a number 1 but i just love meisho doto

Cupid is so cruel, Doto is 30 years old 😔

[sudden sundial]

Got my 4th cleric Grass Wonder and one summer Special Week

My first Special Week, not really interested in he-