Now I want to try carrot flavour ice cream
#Uma Musume
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potent trail
i am imagining a cold carrot juice
runic whale
Imagine carrot shake
potent trail
not too terrible idea?
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Carrot cake used to be my favorite am i an umamusume
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Is it Top Gun that has a giant carrot plushie in one of the comics? It's a cute one
Yeee look at her. The comics style really suits her for some reason
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Is it Top Gun that has a giant carrot plushie in one of the comics? It's a cute ...
Is this even a question
All of them do
Am i the only one who finds it adorable that ALL of them dream about eating a lot
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Yet only one of them gets the mountain of grass
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Uhhh
Looks like Top Gun got powercrept https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1mx5ls0/still_in_love_ult_animation_jp_45th_anniversary/
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Ok I'm gonna call it
When Still In Love releases she's going to be the new Agnes Tachyon
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She's got 1600 children to go
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In the sense everyone is somehow obsessed with her
The tachyon glazers are getting old
"she would've won triple crown!!!!!!!!!!"
No
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Absolutely, not even a question
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it's so funny hearing what the specific problems within some other community are
this is the first I've heard of "tachyon glazers"
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Agnes tachyon is cool and all but 1 G1 win
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I do appreciate that the game's Tachyon lore fills in some gaps in the BoaNE movie
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People should glaze Agnes Digital instead
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It was his third race ever, he was 2.5-3 years old, and he was undefeated
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isn't Digital's whole thing glazing the rest of the cast
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And went on to sire many great horses. Agnes Tachyon absolutely had what it takes for a crown
runic whale
isn't Digital's whole thing glazing the rest of the cast
Yes
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Digital is the resident yuri lover and shipper.
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does "glaze" feel like it's not a word any more to anyone else
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The undefeated I'm impressed with is Eclipse
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She just really likes umas, all umas, and umaes being together with umas
Also she draws manga which may or may not be yuri
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and unlike Rudolf isn't quiet about it
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Its all yuri
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One of the comics says Tracen Academy gives her endless material
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There's another uma that writes fanfics that she hides a lot
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One of the comics says Tracen Academy gives her endless material
And she's foaming in the mouth over it /hj
Her win animation is adorable, need i say more?
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And here's something for both game and anime enjoyers: https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1mx6unt/uma_musume_cinderella_gray_s2_overseas_rivals/
Tony Bianca (Italy) - Tony Bin (IRL horse name)
Obey Your Master (United States) - Pay The Butler
Moonlight Lunacy (United Kingdom) - Moon Madness
Michelle My Baby (United States) - My Big Boy
Ellerslie Pride (New Zealand) - Bonecrusher
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Mejiro mcquen
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(Left to right btw)
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Are they new characters or something
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Mejiro mcquen
No this one is from the UK so she must be Montgomery Himesama
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SKIBIDI RIZZ IS POSSIBLE AFTERALL
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Are they new characters or something
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The fan who made them in this case being Cygames, then yeah I guess it's fanmade
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why yes this entire franchise is real-person/horse fic
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Actually, in a sense, cygames could be considered fans
They really like horse racing
Do these horses even faced against oguri cap i think oguri cap is the protagonist for Cinderella gray
I haven't watched Cinderella gray yet
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I was not expecting that many non-JP horses
I'm purposefully unaware of Oguri's overseas career, I don't know how long it was or where she went, this is gonna be great
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Maybe Japan cup race
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I'm purposefully unaware of Oguri's entire career after cour 1, beyond the obviously unavoidable "spoilers" like Super Freak and Inari One apparently showing up at some point
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Yea looks like Japan cup
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Yeah and I know she races Tamamo more than the one time we've seen so far
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Pay the butler came in first in a Japan cup race where oguri cap raced in
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I sure hope so lol
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Oguri cap was 3rd in that race
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they wouldn't put that much drama into the first race if it was a one-off
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I suspect 1998 Japan cup adaptation
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Pay the butler came in first in a Japan cup race where oguri cap raced in
And pay the butler looks like she's getting represented as a new uma from the reddit post above^
Oguri cap doesn't have overseas race records afterall, i checked the site
Oh, new Zealand trophy
Wtf that's just a race named after new Zealand
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Saudi Arabia Royal Cup: first time?
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There's also Argentina something
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What did she do
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thanks kita!
***senior year early december***
Classic
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I think we're gonna have to harikkite ikou this person, Kitasan Black
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give me professor of curvature one (1) turn before ura fonale
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Always hold on to 160 SP if you don't have Professor yet
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You'll get like 100sp from finale
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Anything else you could get with those 160 is just gonna be worse
potent trail
unfortunately i just bought swinging maestro. bc guess who also decided to be late-
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I think we're gonna have to harikkite ikou this person, Kitasan Black
do you even know what that means 
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Though not having it for URA and getting it from the SP flood is still fine, assuming the horse goes on to PvP/Champions
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unfortunately i *just* bought swinging maestro. bc guess who also decided to be ...
Ah yes, the double whammy
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do you even know what that means <:rdlol:588652359643824128>
Yes
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Not as rare as I wish it was
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To let's go or something like that
Let's get pumped
Some uplifting message I think
Then there's golshi where it sounds like she's saying happy birthday
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Is that with Anchors Aweigh or the baby version
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okay phew secured
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SSR stamina
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Oh you don't have that? Fufu
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It's only at 35 for me for starters, but also I don't like how many skills it has
Freak, Zenno and Manhattan are very reliable and cover all horses
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I use it because I don't need rice shower debuff skills or mejiro mcgay
That's why i need SFREAK
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I used Rice for Evil Nature
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I even used Level 1 R Rudolf, it really is goated for Evil Nature even at level 1
The skills are all that matters
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I don't think i even have that
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I'm fully f2p and I'm certain I'll never get an A horse 😔
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shame on that power tho
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You need to be a 🐋 to win
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soo close to a
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Nvm it's just Subdued, but she also gives tether. Normal Rudolf behaviour
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shame on that power tho
The only thing I hate more than missing a breaking point by less than 10 points, is missing on a skill by less than 10 SP
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What about 1sp
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I haven't seen that, lowest I've missed on a skill was 4SP. After the 250 or whatever you get from winning URA, it felt extra bad
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I've missed technician gold skill on 1sp before
I eat all of your guys bad luck
Wait a minute I'm sounding self deprecating like Rice Shower
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holy shit this oguri cup beat my emperor titled rudolf by 9 lengths. i created a monster (affectionate)
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I eat all of your guys bad luck
Makes sense, Stamina Eater activates on Long
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and i finally won a taurus race yayyy
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holy shit this oguri cup beat my emperor titled rudolf by 9 lengths. i created a...
The correct terminology for Oguri is Beast
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All 5 or 1
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a taurus race or taurus races
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1st 2nd and 4th places
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It's satisfying having your umas place 1 2 3 respectively
It's like, domination of the race
I think i just might be unlucky with rainbows
End closer with C+ on power??
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Though I don't think you get anything extra, like PvP gives you points. You just want one of the three to win
Accurate representation
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Its just satisfying
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holy shit, this is singlehandedly that earlier oguris effort
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3 wins before me?!
Ok i have bad horses
I regret choosing B below i can't even use my best nice nature debuffer
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Common Beast behaviour
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Woah
Um
Torena-san's VA is
..... boys cute 
Ok this is intentional
Tazuna's supposed basis was a legend that gave everyone hope in a time of peril, then quietly disappeared when the job was done
Daiwa scarlet and vodka is evil
In a mini episode they got into a fight because people looked at them funny so they seperated mcqueen and teio respectively to hangout with them wtf
Lesbians inconveniences other lesbians
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YEEEEEES
Twin turbo is the second eclipse
Is this unique to my girlieboo
That not even bakushin gets it
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I'm glad she's a 1* trainee it will be fun to run her
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Is this unique to my girlieboo
Well I imagine it can be inherited, but it's hers first
The growth rate 
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Sprint aptitude G 
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Well, the real twin turbo didn't race in sprint and did medium and long
Makes it much more impressive
His all comers race where he leads DIST
Can you tell i love twin turbo?
Because i do love twin turbo she's my numero second
I think 90% of team canopus is in my top 10 and 100% of then is in my top 11
Even sounds of earth and whoever royce and royce is
Actually only 90% because idk who royce and royce is
I just discovered the "haru urara" strat
I feel like the haru urara strat actually worked
Air groove dominated the races
Both haru urara and nice nature are debuffers
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Ah, the "Haru for morale" strat
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Actually it's a bit deeper than that
If she's the only front runner, pace chasers will try to match their speed so they get bogged down early on
Idk about its technicality but it definitely worked
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baku is, arguably pace chaser, its a lil wonky there 
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staggering lead isnt technically front runner skill but a sprint skill, you know what she does get tho? pace chaser straightaways
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If you run her otherwise that's uma torture
I never knew daiwa scarlet is a front runner
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Best I can currently do for Haru, sadly. I'm gonna run her career like she's Emperor and see what happens. Maybe I'll get lucky on inspirations
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oof, good luck
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"i do not see it"
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You know
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I think all you really need to do is like have SS stamina on all stats to win at G
Because G is -50% iirc
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If I get 15th on Arima instead of 16th, that's good enough for me for this run. We'll see
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If you watch the anime
Don't read their irl race records
I think i spoiled Cinderella gray season 2 without it infringing on the rule
And uh it hasn't even been released yet
Unless they tweak some things like spe's and el's double win (dead heat)
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one more run for the title, here i go!
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You really love bakushin
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I might run non-wit
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it takes a while with just sprints and mile races
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I actually don't know which of my horses near 10m
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If you can get Baku even a B or C on Medium she can go for some big 30k races
But with 200k to go there's no need
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My closest is teio on 1.5m
Wtf teio isn't my favorite
Ahahahaha just kidding tokai teio is my favorite I only have eyes for tokai teio
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With all the Golshis I ran she's probably the one with most fans for me, but every Rudolf run ends with her at 300k fans too so who knows
Where do you see fans total for horses?
Ah nvm
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As expected, my Golshi is at 9M, and Rudolf is at 7.5M
Shoutouts to Granny with a distant 3rd place at 4M
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Oh right I forgot i play 1 career every 3 days lol
If I get 10m fans I'm doing it with nice nature
Not that way, I don't want to rush things
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wow, pre debut professor of curvature? thats an extreme i see never ever 
i appreciate it kita thanks
runic whale
You can't get it pre debut but atleast you're guaranteed to get it early
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wow, pre debut professor of curvature? thats an extreme i see never ever <:ponkn...
What the hell your Kita is on NG+?
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Professor curvature + swinging maestro name a better duo
Bro my air groove is the goat
How???!
She had subpar stats
And she ALWAYS procs her debuff skills at 370 wit???
Like she procs all of it at the last spurt??
I guess she imagined she's running away from symboli rudolf
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... i mightve gotten early prof but this baku has the sleepy disease
got night owl right before summer camp. if ur familiar with baku career her year 3 is race - summer camp - race - 3 turns - race. u cant infirmary in summer camp, u cant cure on race turns. guess who failed to cure night owl 3 times in a row
this horse has had insomnia for like half a year now
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You can infirmary in summer camp it's just a waste of a turn
potent trail
its grayed out?
runic whale
Then she don't have it
If it's not removed entirely then it it's there
After getting sleep deprived I'm scared of rest button
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Honestly, Night Owl and Slow Metabolism I often just tank them and hope they cure themselves in a friendship event, or a shrine recreation
They feel so beneath my attention
runic whale
I cure slow metabolism if i want to Train speed but night owl you can just overlook most of the time
I'd cure if it's like -50 energy and mood down and not just -2 energy or something
potent trail
well the run was luckluster but who cares hehehehehe wheeeee
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Well I got no pink inspirations on Y2 but I got a turf in senior, so now I have a C Turf E Long Haru.
Sadly distance gives bigger debuffs than surface after C
And she's lost so many low-tens trainings too
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That run isn't it for now
I think getting her aptitudes at just C is enough
B? Even better
A? 🐳
S? 🍀 🍀 + 🐋
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Nevermind this run is W
Maybe I really should've run 3 Sta 3 Spd, but one wit card feels so important
runic whale
I never run without 1 wit card
But man i hate fine motion Startin at 0 friendship even at just 30
Even kita starts at like 25 friendship at 30 and has faster progression
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But man i hate fine motion Startin at 0 friendship even at just 30
Imagine how it feels that Freak at 40 starts at 0 friendship because it unlocks at 45
Absolutely criminal
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Okay let's see what A rank Taurus Cup has for me
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2/5 then 4/5. But my group rating didn't advance?
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Oh I was in Group A and the 4/5 just locks in the A
Yesterday I saw an animation for going from B to A so I was expecting that
Then I'm good. I can't make a better medium Rudolf, I could maybe do a better Evil Nature but that is such a not-fun way to play career. I could maybe try to somehow improve Granny, or now that I have a Level 5 Golshi I could try for that
runic whale
An evil nature is hard to make because she just barely wins because you're using your points for debuffs
Next i wanna try a normal nice nature run where she owns 3 triple crowns
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Should make a Nice Nature that places 3rd in everything except at the end when she needs to win
In other news: I love this
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Same
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Should make a Nice Nature that places 3rd in everything except at the end when s...
I wish
She just can't stop winning
Why does that Leg holster make her cuter
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I put the GOLD in Gold Ship
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"go-home specialist" Yup that's golshi
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Went 4/5 today for the taurus cup
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*Biwa Hayahide was about to leave the student council office
Symboli Rudolf: Where are you heading to?
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First rate gameplay
novel depot
I'm in the clear
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1/5 in my first try in round 2
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Fun Fact: Every umamusume is a descended to Pot-8-os 🏇🥔
Nearco, which is last common ancestor to every uma in the games, is the great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson of Pot-8-os
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Someone made a video on it recently. IIRC, you actually need to go to Pharos, Nearco's father, to find the last common ancestor.
It's Mejiro McQueen, by the way
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Oh yeah 
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Mayano please
Why can it trigger more than once 😭
What is wrong with this fucking horse
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Crying
I don't know how she turned out like this when she's such a bbbbbbblowhard
runic whale
Phew
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I don't know how she turned out like this when she's such a bbbbbbblowhard
Don't you dare call her the bword
Only i can do bedroom talk with her
Well
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Fun Fact: Every umamusume is a descended to Pot-8-os 🏇🥔
Nearco, which is last...
Funnr fact: all of them are related to the three goddesses
And if a horse is a descendant of the goddess then hot chance is that horse is related to everyone
The three goddesses are based on the founders of thoroughbred
It was never a theory
(headcanon?) Tazuna in-universe used to be a legendary horse when everyone had lost hope, then she just quietly faded into the background, losing her fame in exchange to be able to overlook the future generation of umamusume
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And if a horse is a descendant of the goddess then hot chance is that horse is r...
The thing is that Pharos lived from 1920 to 1937, while the three founding stallions were from somewhere around 1700. You don't need to go all the way to the three to find the link.
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Yea all thoroughbred are related to each other one way or another and a bit closer than you think
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I'm two turns after debut and I already have Professor and Maestro unlocked, the RNG is wild in its variance
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I have no words
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If bedroom eyes was an umamusume HOLY shit
She crazy, like actually she crazy
Not funny crazy like Gold Ship
Chaotic crazy
Oh her entire thing IS love
I'm assuming she's a yandere
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who dis
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Still In Love
Oh my god
sarcophage11km on Twitter
Remember when I said Meisho doto can break me
Ummm. I change my mind
Still in love can break me she's my new favorite now
What does it say
Is she saying something fucked up why is it spaced out like that
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koko made kite? something like "come here" but that's not how you'd normally phrase that so hard to say much out of context
runic whale
I wonder if the spaces are intentional
Like maybe she says it one at a time or something
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well, there's no way it's not intentional 
runic whale
They can make mistakes too
Anyway
Still In Love is beautiful
One of the first yandere characters i guess?
You'd not be surprised to know the yandere aspect is actually based on the real horse having only one jockey and said jockey loves Still In Love and has a tight bond with the horse
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it's not defamation if the irl horse thinks it's funny
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The spacing means she's pronouncing every syllable which is always meant to be menacing
I see it all the time playing Trails
It's extra weird when there's an elongated vowel like "On-i-i-sa-ma"
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pronouncing every syllable can be done just for emphasis, but yeah this case is clearly menacing
*o-ni-i-sa-ma
but yeah we had one of those in the last Silent Witch
sudden sundial
Oh yeah the English mentality took over in my transliteration lmao
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mm-hmm, it's hard enough to force yourself to think of the second "i" as a meaningful letter
usually dropping a long vowel just produces gibberish but in this case it's funny since oni-sama would be oni as in demon/ogre/etc
sudden sundial
Yeah that wordplay goes a third level deep in Trails, it's funny
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your masochism has awakened, we get it, there's no kinkshaming here
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also the most Kingdom Hearts-y of the Uma designs
runic whale
your masochism has awakened, we get it, there's no kinkshaming here
I have always been a masochist
I play war thunder willingly, afterall!
And I'm attracted to characters like still in love
The difference between the two trainer loving umas Mayano Top Gun and Still In Love is one will just pout and mood down if she saw you with someone else the other will murder said someone else
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gotta cover the whole spectrum
runic whale
Next: someone who says "i hope he's happy with someone else"
Okay ixrec made me thinking about masochism and i actually think i am because of my love for "unrequited love" stories, because they do hurt and i likey
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could be, I'm not familiar enough with that niche to know how it works
true yanderes aren't my thing, but the aspect of yandere appeal that I can relate to is the certainty that she really feels that strongly about you specifically
of course once they start getting violent there's quickly a disconnect between the yandere's mental image of you, and the real you, which thoroughly undercuts that appeal
runic whale
I like yandere so that borderline creepy but don't kill, that's why stuff like DDLC or something like that doesn't appeal to me
My image if a yandere is like someone that pursuits another no matter what and how they feel
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there is a lot of fuzziness around when the label starts applying, since so many characters can do "yandere vibes" without actually snapping and murdering anyone
presumably including this horse
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I think the trope really got solidified in the visual novel world where it was much more feasible to have bad endings with murder cleanly separated from the happy endings where you chose her and only her
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What completes her Yandere vibe is her win animation
She bows and is all polite but then when she turns around she all freaky
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(I still have memories of one yandere bad ending I got where I genuinely had no idea that character was going to do that trope)
runic whale
So she went murder murder?
https://youtube.com/shorts/nX1ekuiGESA?si=LMEYecSUB5xWqsVw
This isn't it but this is her G1 win anim
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So she went murder murder?
yeah, it was memorable because despite my familiarity with the trope, I only thought "yandere" about ten seconds before she stabbed me and I got the game over
runic whale
Why can't I find the other win animation that one was like the WORST animation (in terms of freaky and not quality)
Her ULT is crazy though
OK take back everything about the still in love doesn't kill
She might actually kill someone
"devour me?"
"You look like such a delicious prey"??????????? Huh?
sudden sundial
Ah, the Overlord ending
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I do like that ult name, as hard as it is to translate. jisho.org defines 高揚 kouyou as "elevation (of spirits); raising (of morale); uplift; upsurge", but for this ult I'd probably go with something like "Scarlet Lily's Frenzy"
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As a wise dungeon boss once said "Anything can be eaten, even if it says no"
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She can break me, she doesn't need fixing
She's batshit crazy that's all thank you
I can't find a video so I'm just gonna screen record fb
Can't find it anymore 😔
In light of my recent discovery of Still In Love and to learn more about the real horse
It's rumored she was also jealous of the jockey's wife
Still In Love also refused to be ridden by other jockeys
I don't know what she's saying but this is creepy
JP players are saying in her career, She drags you down with her on her descent of madness
So as the career progresses you also go crazy, probably for her I'm assuming
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they know their audience
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I don't know what she's saying but this is creepy
to be quick and overly literal: "I love you?" player chooses "eh?" "I love you" times a lot, "after all, you're my destined person"
runic whale
they know their audience
And they're smart
Outsiders can't complain "this is fanservice!!!? Blatant!!!!!!! Bad!!!!!"
Because the real horse is almost like this
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I mean, they still can lol
this is 100% a familiar trope/archetype with lots of dubious implications
runic whale
Because yes it is fan service, people love drawing yandere teio
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but it is hilarious that an irl horse mostly justifies its usage
runic whale
Now in 2 years or 3 we're getting a real yandere
runic whale
Because yes it is fan service, people love drawing yandere teio
(she's really possessive of trainer in her career iirc)
"you want romance? Okay, you get romance." and they gave us still in love
runic whale
but it is hilarious that an irl horse mostly justifies its usage
It is, they only exaggerated by making the horse talk and be human basically
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I mean, I assume the real horse's eyes don't glow red
runic whale
I haven't read up on how the real horse actually behaved
runic whale
I mean, I assume the real horse's eyes don't glow red
You never know
What's the difference between what Still In Love says and Daisuki (?)? What she says sounds a bit more aggressive
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the stock yandere lines mixed with adorable ear movement is an odd feeling
aishiteru vs daisuki?
runic whale
Yes
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the stock yandere lines mixed with adorable ear movement is an odd feeling
I think it honestly would've made it better if she grabbed onto her tail, i don't know but I feel it would've added more to the scene
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I feel like that's a move for a different character
runic whale
If aisheteru was swapped out with Daisuki it would've felt like mayano top gun confessing her love and instead of night it would be sunset in spring
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true
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Yes
sorry, were you just asking me which word Still In Love used or like a breakdown of what the nuance/subtext of the JP words are?
runic whale
Nuance, I'm curious how it works and why aishiteru specifically
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okay, so first off there's no "I" or "you" in these, just a "love" word since that's how JP grammar works
very broadly speaking, variations of 好き suki and variations of 愛する ai-suru are similar to how English uses "like" and "love"; there's a frustrating amount of ambiguity with both but usually the latter comes off as the more serious word and more likely to mean actual romantic love
sudden sundial
Or tell them they're your oshi and they'll know your 100% serious
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大好き daisuki is just putting dai/"big" in front, nothing deep to explain there
愛してる aishiteru is essentially present tense instead of infinitive; "I love/am in love/am loving you" as opposed to just a tenseless "to love"
not that either makes a big difference here
and, much like English like v love, that's about as far as I can go in terms of "why this word", since it's so fundamentally vague
runic whale
So in a sense it's much more intimate
I've learned something else about Still In Love that just adds more onto the "yandere vibe" she has, apparently she has a split personality
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the one extra detail I can point at is that the text "aishiteru"s are waffling between hiragana, katakana, with kanji, with ?, etc, which is a common way of implying the speaker is getting overly emotional if not outright lost her marbles
runic whale
Correct observation, she has lost her delicate marbles
This may be a followup to a scene where her facade cracks and collapses
lime stream
the ancient texts say
In her scenario, there’s a special effect (which you can turn off if you don’t like). As it progresses to her senior year, the field of view gradually turns reddish. This reflects the fact that the real horse’s temper turned drastically worse in her senior years (reason being consumed by instinct).
It’s also possible that you are the one who actually lost your sanity, since you will start to see garbled characters in Still in Love’s senior training events.
runic whale
Like, she suddenly said Aishiteru and from our (the trainer) reaction, it seems unprompted
runic whale
the ancient texts say
> In her scenario, there’s a special effect (which you can...
The last part is what i meant with "she brings you down with her"
Holy shit that's like
What's that called the genre of horror thats based online
ARG?
lime stream
creepypasta?
runic whale
I guess? If you've heard of that TF2 serverblight thing, it's like that
I wonder how they'll handle that part where you see jumbled letters in senior event in senior year for global
lime stream
true, English has plenty of options
inconsistent capitalization, punctuation, changing fonts, etc
runic whale
Maybe they'll do that Minecraft text
Where a certain character makes the next line of letters go crazy
ß does it i think
sudden sundial
Damn, what would we do without the ancient texts
lime stream
mojibake? zalgo text?
runic whale
Damn, what would we do without the ancient texts
Get information from gatekept JP communities
runic whale
mojibake? zalgo text?
They probably can achieve mojibake easier
Randomized letters basically
Maybe even words that CHANGE in our plainsight to mimic (?) or say that we have lost our marbles too
Anyway, about the split personality thing with Still In Love
Her SSR card shows it
One with glowy eyes is the lovestruck/batshit crazy yandere one, trying to blind her sensible side
Thank you for staying by my side when i came across the winning animation of Still In Love in my Facebook reels and got curious of what she's like
I was not wrong with my first assumption that she's a yandere that would kill
lime stream
it also makes her look like a soulslike boss
runic whale
Lmao still in love might have no friends or something
But then again, she has 2 sides (literally)
It's also kind of cool the veil makes her look like a saint of some sorts
Is that what it's called?
lime stream
are you talking about the thing on her head?
runic whale
Yea, racing hood i guess
lime stream
huh, apparently "veil" includes head coverings, not just face
runic whale
It makes her look like a nun somewhat
runic whale
Oh!
I found an image of the red tint thing and Um
?this is pretty creepy
I wonder if the sound is distorted
Oh imagine if it starts to go off note by note that'll actually be cool and a bit creepy
This girl is crazy holy shit? I mean we already came to that conclusion but
I may be falling into the wrong hole by Falling for Still In Love
sudden sundial
JP servers playing a whole different game
runic whale
Looks like teio and McQueen will get married
manjo_9257
Finally came across that still in love winning anim
Just have to make do with a screen record
The tounge flick, d a m n
That's all i can say and what my lawyer adviced me to say
ruby mirage
runic whale
They knew what they're doing
I mean they're not hiding us from the fact that this is actually an Uma X Trainer career
sudden sundial
Must be nice having Oguri
runic whale
Couldn't be me
runic whale
You learn a lot of things about Still In Love
So apparently, SiL started underperforming after she saw the jockey's GF for the first time
After winning the triple tiara
runic whale
https://youtu.be/OhW6t4rEJwU?si=mbadfS5yOu4veG1G
Screams Still In Love
sudden sundial
Ah yes the weeb horse
runic whale
I love her
I'd blush if she was my executioner
What crime?
Err.. Wow, vodka is easy!
sudden sundial
D and E, a slight improvement. With inspiration luck there's a chance
runic whale
C and C would be enough
runic whale
Love
sudden sundial
Oh uma of the pool what is your wisdom
runic whale
Pursue who you love ~♡
Is something Still In Love would say
I'm not crazy yet guys
runic whale
I've spread umamusume to my cousins
lime stream
that sounds worse than it should given your current avatar
runic whale
My most sincere apologies
sudden sundial
Y3, got one lucky inspiration. Stay tuned
ruby mirage
apparently there is a trainer version of umapyoi legend 
ruby mirage
I need to see this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuaO2p0lL4s here it is
full version of the song as well
sudden sundial
runic whale
It's actually half the song
I think the song is 6 minutes or 5 something
There's a version where its almost all the trainers and not just torena-san
Including the buff guy that wears a boys love jacket
And the gal Torena-san hits up
And canopus' trainer
ruby mirage
I think the song is 6 minutes or 5 something
runic whale
Can't find it anymore 😔
Just with the other girl
Have i mentioned that toreno-san is hot
Ok they're all hot
sudden sundial
NOT LAST 
runic whale
And she kept up
sudden sundial
No 7 fave
sudden sundial
WE'LL GET THEM NEXT TIME HARU
runic whale
I want her race outfit but her pieces cost 3 statues now
Still In Love and her love
fUN FACT i learned about these two
The jockey once said he wanted to run away with Still In Love and elope
That's probably where the "you go crazy alongside still in love in her career" part comes from
runic whale
Yall better win or I'm not marrying all of you
ruby mirage
i failed to reach the final round 😭
runic whale
You need 3 wins its light work
runic whale
Yall better win or I'm not marrying all of you
I mean I'd elope with nice nature eitherway
ruby mirage
You need 3 wins its light work
i could only get 1 win in round 2 
runic whale
U=ma²
sudden sundial
Two golden inspirations and all I got was one upgrade to Long
If my Haru ever gets lucky this shit's over....
I'm so proud of her
She was 5th into the final corner
potent trail
hell yea ura
amber hinge
Ahaha I found the uma musume thread
lime stream
yes hi we’re all being very normal in here 
runic whale
Hello we're Normal
I contribute 95% of the freak in this thread
I contribute 100% of the freak in this thread
I'm sorry the first thing you see is special week in Still In Love's winning pose
amber hinge
I’ve seen worse
runic whale
She's a cutie through and through
runic whale
<:rdsnrk:587780329335422977> I’ve seen worse
Well you should see still in love's g1 winning pose
amber hinge
Oh my
amber hinge
one of my favorite mha characters is toga i have zero room to judge
runic whale
I think what makes it funny and worse is that.. She's a real horse
And if you know cygames, they follow the source material with a grain of exaggeration
Real explanation on who this is:
She's a new JP horse and one of the only umas that actively love the trainer instead of hints, they're also the only yandere in-canon and for now the only uma with unique career features. I'd say it's a bold move from cygames to add a horse like this and i hope the positive reception encourages them to be more free with their umas
They tried to be free and we lost King Kamehameha and Deep Impact, we also momentarily lost Oguri Cap (they made her kiss Symboli rudolf, no one knows why they did that) because of the PV they made but the owner saw the success and agreed
runic whale
Real explanation on who this is:
She's a new JP horse and one of the only umas t...
Unique career in question is you go crazy alongside her
(words get distorted, screen starts turning red)
Oh! I forgot to mention
She starts off as a timid horse and her alt personality starts taking over
There's an event she has named "spiral to madness (?)" where it starts
Her SSR card does show the split personalities
That aside, i want to talk about Cygames' guidelines real quick
There's an artist now that's complaining because cygames sent them a DMCA for drawing NSFW of the umas.. It explicitly states in their guidelines to NOT do this
I mean that's why you read it, please don't corrupt the umamusumes
runic whale
There's an artist now that's complaining because cygames sent them a DMCA for dr...
(because it could also get them reprimanded and possibly said umas or others to asked to be removed)
amber hinge
is it partly because they’re based off real horses as to be respectful to the owners?
runic whale
Partly, and its because the owners don't like seeing porn of their horses
amber hinge
Yeah makes sense that would definitely be… something
runic whale
Actually, one of the reasons why this was enacted in the first place was because of Seiun Sky's owner saw NSFW of Seiun Sky and complained to cygames
I'm glad it's in place (and actually enforced) , i don't want to see them like that
amber hinge
I get it because I’d really really not want to see that kind of content around a character based off of my cat so I imagine the owners feel the same way
Is there anything else of note in the guidelines?
runic whale
Don't think so, the NSFW one is the most notable
Oh and they tell you to respect the stable guidelines
Idk who's alive still but i think you can visit Haru Urara if you want to
amber hinge
oh so that more applies to if you visit the race horse irl
runic whale
Losing the horse irl felt like you actually lost the uma too
amber hinge
I know I saw a trend of artists drawing haru urara with a shit ton of grass because apparently fans were sending the real horse lots of grass which is kind of cute
amber hinge
Haru get a tummy ache from too much grass
runic whale
Looks like Stay Gold's lineage of foals (that had an impact) is in game
I love haru urara
amber hinge
My brother doesn’t like her and I want to fight him
He thinks she’s annoying or something and I’m like “well fuck you too I guess”
I’m gonna tell my manager at work his opinion on horse girls sucks (brother is manager)
runic whale
He doesn't like Haru???
But she's like the staple of never giving up
She's one of the best girls ever
You girls did good, I'm proud of all 3 of you for bringing me to the finals. Count this as a victory with many more to come
ruby mirage
Looks like Stay Gold's lineage of foals (that had an impact) is in game
stay gold is the shortest one here 
she got me second in my graded A finale
runic whale
Orfevre can stay on top with me
sudden sundial
No complaints from me
runic whale
I only placed 3rd 😔
novel depot
I only placed 3rd in B. But I'm still happy I got to the finals.
runic whale
Same
I placed 3rd in A
Dang, the other umas with Still in love's winning pose is kinda cute
Like, Bakushin
sudden sundial
God I wish it wasn't so hard to get stars/statues
runic whale
I'm gonna cave in and download umamusume JP
sudden sundial
Goodbye
runic whale
It'll be a double life
sudden sundial
Take this and never look back. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gNcV7XLmxx0OI2DEAR8gmKb8P9BBhcwGhlJOVbYaXeo/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.fgy5q162l0r4
runic whale
I'll be back
sudden sundial
Closing the door behind you
runic whale
LET ME IN
ruby mirage
fervent flame
what the hell is her problem
runic whale
She has mejiro genes, that's all
They made a thing where the stay gold siblings meet up?!
sudden sundial
I mean, you can tell she's the problem
runic whale
Mejiro McQueen quarter genes + Stay Gold half genes = gold ship
runic whale
Yuri is great; but why do people despise it?
Is it because if they can't pull women, women can't pull women too?
ruby mirage
i love yuri horses 
runic whale
Y e s
amber hinge
yuri horses? I thought that was my little pony (joke)
amber hinge
Ponifying anthropomorphized horses is probably one of funniest things the internet has done
runic whale
Omg it's the gay horses
You can't tell me Spe-chan didn't have an entire Falling in love moment when she first saw Silence Suzuka
runic whale
Omg suzuka is now orange in that image
Cover spe's eyes because apparently the irl spe hates ginger horses
sudden sundial
Valid
runic whale
FUN FACT
When special week and grass wonder reunited, special week freaked out and grass- actually that isn't appropriate for manechat
runic whale
Excuse me, how?
When i skipped ahead McQueen was 6th in the final corner and teio was like in the lead by 5L
sudden sundial
Lol
potent trail
augh, my adored og wlws... witches loving witches, of course
severe jetty
aw
ruby mirage
Excuse me, how?
i got a race where tokai teio finished 7th 
runic whale
Teio was not feeling hachimi that day
sudden sundial
That's a two fractures position for Teio
severe jetty
He died hes dead and you're awing
what's wrong with him
sudden sundial
Nothing, Gold ship is perfect
severe jetty
nooooooo
sudden sundial
First time I get a negative skill out of the Arima Kinen
Kind of fucked up
The career is over what's the point of the debuff
runic whale
Why didn't fine motion get an Irish accent
sudden sundial
You think the Japanese know what an Irish person sounds like?
runic whale
True...
Best they can do is haii gudu morining
Why was kitasan speaking English to a foreigner speaking perfect Japanese again
sudden sundial
Racism
runic whale
Thrice i think
ruby mirage
My first legend fan uma
only got B+ 😭
runic whale
If she has 7 g1 wins and a 80% winrate she'll get the GOAT title
potent trail
average spark distribution
ruby mirage
how to even get A rank for umas 
been stuck with B+ sprinters
potent trail
luck
and making sure you orange bond your support cards in a run asap. lucky stack rainbow trainings are what you´re after
runic whale
I'm excited for As to be easier to get
potent trail
it also helps to have higher tier in an ability (S speed B power provides more rank than A speed A power for example), and some unique skills
or so internet says
runic whale
I'm also excited for a new system to uncap up your cards
Iirc it'll be similar to the star system for umas but universal
I will know tomorrow
I'm leaving umamusume JP to download overnight
I cannot for the like of me wait for 16gb to download on an internet that downloads at 2mbps
lol i recognize this
There is 10 convenience stores nearby!!! - spe
Just choose only one - teio
lime stream
da be
runic whale
da
Ok there's a lot of tutorial to go through so I'll just do it tomorrow
I'll know in Friday!
ruby mirage
https://fxbsky.app/profile/nazrx.bsky.social/post/3lx2vu3p2l22t more still in love
runic whale
I'm Still In Love
ruby mirage
runic whale
She has my heart and it's the first time I've said something like that unironically
runic whale
<:ccloudylove:845262111474712596>
Please help me
ruby mirage
lime stream
nah, we'll just keep watching
ruby mirage
runic whale
nah, we'll just keep watching
My descent to madness is mere entertainment.....
Oh my god horse girls plague my mind so bad that i misread sneak peek super speed as special week silence suzuka
ruby mirage
🏇
lime stream
words are made up after all
runic whale
True!
My presentation tomorrow would just be me spouting random uma names
As they would say, oyasumi
Goodnight horsies
runic whale
Her ❤️
runic whale
You may be remembering special week
sudden sundial
Who?
runic whale
sudden sundial
Who stole her ears
Looks like they didn't hear them coming
novel depot
I got a lot of their shoes, i hope they rerun the others
From what I heard, there will eventually be daily legend races, where you will be able to do past races of your choosing.
sudden sundial
Finally a steady source of stars
sudden sundial
DD with 8* Turf and 7* Long, and circle affinity which half the time seems impossible for Haru
Don't care about the stats sparks at this point, cards can compensate for that
runic whale
That's good
runic whale
Ok so from what I'm seeing gold ship gets her sisters to mess with
- papa stay gold
Omg OP
ruby mirage
got unluckly in my recent bakushin run. undefeated but barely any rainbow combos
runic whale
You need better cards because they probably have low priority
Can't wait for the card update thing
Where you don't need dupes of the same card to uncap
sudden sundial
Look at their "specialty priority" stat. Anything around 30 or 40 is decent, and anything above 50 is godtier (one of the biggest reasons the S tier cards are S tier, the others being initial friendship and skills)
runic whale
Omg that gay horse that confessed to kitasan black
runic whale
Look at their "specialty priority" stat. Anything around 30 or 40 is decent, and...
That's why harikitte ikou best harikitte ikou
huh
harikkite ikou
はりきって いこう、がんばれ!
Director akikawa has a fang
Damn
I don't know how to feel about that
runic whale
IKUNO DICTUS AND MEJIRO MCQUEEN SIRED A FOAL TOGETHER?
lime stream
oh yeah, iirc the ancient texts have a whole thing about Ikuno being "mcqueen's wife", and that's part of the reason Ikuno kept showing up in S2
runic whale
So that's why she's paired up with her a lot
So this is like
Their actual attempt of using the stud record
lime stream
iirc it's less the stud record and more how those two horses actually acted around each other
runic whale
Oh so I was right with my assumption that grass wonder likes special week that way
I can't talk about THAT incident here, it's up to you to research it
runic whale
iirc it's less the stud record and more how those two horses actually acted arou...
A bit like king kamehameha and hishi amazon, then
We lost King Kamehameha so maybe mejiro mcqueen and ikuno dictus is the ""replacement"" to the pairing
But like they went ahead with McTeio instead of McDictus
lime stream
Because McQueen was so into her, she was known as “McQueen’s wife”. He would turn very dreamy whenever she was around.
McQueen also became the first horse to mate with Ikuno Dictus.
The result: a filly named Kisoji Queen.
She isn’t very interested in McQueen though.
Rumours said that she actually liked Tokai Teio.
This is the reason they are roommates.
She is also a very attractive mare (to horses), many male horses that performed less well in other races performed much better when joined a race with her. (Such as Passing Lute at 1991 Coral Stakes, Center Shokatsu at 1991 Keihan Hai, and Sakura Yamato O at 1992 All Comer.)
runic whale
Ikuno Dictus was into Teio?
Hey look, Polytential
Ikuno Dictus is also an attractive umamusume
lime stream
it is very funny to me that the author of this felt the need to specify "(to horses)"
runic whale
They don't want to be side eyed like Still In Love's jockey
After saying that he'd "elope if he couldn't ride her" and is "still in love with her"
sudden sundial
it is very funny to me that the author of this felt the need to specify "(to hor...
They know their audience
Also can't give the Yakuza an excuse
ruby mirage
Stay gold is a pony when compared to other umas
https://youtube.com/shorts/YzykDK-U218?si=geAoHZkjKoq_bDQX haru urara singing 👏
potent trail
the little club chibi interactions are just so cute. nyoom to nyoom communication
runic whale
I've done it
JP downloaded
FUCK YEEEES
TURBO TURBO TURBO
TURBO NAMERU TOOOOO
(sing in tune of hachimitsu teio)
fervent flame
It's funny seeing how the uma stuff developed from me and Ixrec just randomly deciding to watch Umamusume S1-2 back in like late 2023 and then just kinda loosely keeping up with it after all the way into people downloading the JP version of the game 
runic whale
Oh my
Hello... Pretty girl...
oolalala
Satono diamond ssr stamina lol
HIIII HELLO HI
Is this idol simulator?? Lol
Went through the translator, looks like it
runic whale
Idk where to exchange the 3 star ssr ticket
Tf do i do with this
OH MY GOOOOD TURBO
Her training sfx is "ganbaru" 🥺🥺🥺
Ok this island thing is pretty cool
It trains all of your stats and the increase depends on the level of the buildings
novel depot
Idk where to exchange the 3 star ssr ticket
If it works liked global, then there should be a section for that in the shop.
runic whale
I don't need any of them so i just took oguri cap
novel depot
Also it looks like the vast majority of new umas are 3 stars. They only throw one new 2 star once a year. So far the only new 1 star after the game started was Twin Turbo.
runic whale
There's more
Biko pegasus is 1 star
Oh nvm they're 2 star
Turbo is the only 1 star
New 1 star*
I GOT WIFE
sudden sundial
Oh, its the wedding day
runic whale
Aww they're getting married
I give my congratulations to these gays
I hope they live a prosperous life together
Gold Ship is a very cool and awesome character, and the people who calls her "overrated" and "unfunny" don't know Gold Ship
be golshi
place 7th
still have the entire fucking stadium chant your name
sudden sundial
She's the main character
Also you can tell the VA is having the greatest time of her life in every line, it's fantastic
runic whale
Yea she's enjoying her time with cygames
Sad that she seems a bit busier nowadays, she barely gets to host gaming with the other umas
Funfact: when Tachyon used to race, racers dropped out because he ran in them
sudden sundial
Why does Haru hate me
runic whale
Cool card
sudden sundial
Anyone knows if they ever added more races to the calendar?
runic whale
Anyone knows if they ever added more races to the calendar?
More races to race in?
I think there's All comers for turbo but idk if its always there
If you count make your own track (?)
Then sure
runic whale
sudden sundial
No hope for Haru then. The catalogue of dirt races is atrocious
runic whale
Watching Marvelous Sunday do the new concert
I think she's my favorite character now!
dekai
Her twin tails i mean
lime stream
I think she's my favorite character now!
that was fast
sudden sundial
No, seems to me like a steady rate of new favourite per day
runic whale
Marvelous Sunday is a reoccurring number 1 favorite
She just keeps winning it every time she jumps or moves
runic whale
Which she does a lot in the new concert
Maruzensky beach outfit super creek Halloween outfit ❤️
Day 2 Umamusume JP I'm fucking broke
potent trail
this haru is apparently intent on doing rice shower impression
classic year february and i had like. six mood downs already
runic whale
Always gets pickles
sudden sundial
That's some terrible luck. I usually get 1 or 2 over the whole career
runic whale
I got like 4 with Matikanefukukitaru
sudden sundial
Instead she punishes me by losing races she should be crushing with her stats and aptitudes
You get two races worth racing a year Haru, please win them
I beg of you
And all the medium length dirt races are insult to injury
potent trail
oh my goooood three more since, and its classic august???
cursed i have been cursed
this better be some exceptional sparks as a compensation lol
runic whale
Run my wife
(she placed 9th)
But man
If Twin Turbo gets going She gets going
Legit hauls ass (despite her not having one worth noting of) out of the pack after leading it
sudden sundial
this better be some exceptional sparks as a compensation lol
I'm at the point where if I don't get a pink spark on on the first inspiration I glue her
lime stream
now I want to know if JP players say "glue"
runic whale
Probably not
sudden sundial
Find out for me
runic whale
Horse Elmer's glue thing is a popular meme before umamusume
Because i guess horse cadaver byproducts are used to make glue?
potent trail
haru. haru please. haruuuuuu can we stop running up the stairs and buying pickles and fucking up grammar.... haruuuu this is ridiculous....
sudden sundial
haru. haru please. haruuuuuu can we stop running up the stairs and buying pickle...
@YinYonYun
runic whale
Hey look, it's the other love umamusume that isn't crazy as shit
potent trail
and a migraine, of course. of course
runic whale
Loves Only You
sudden sundial
and a migraine, of course. of course
She's beyond glue. She's dog food
runic whale
HARU NOOO
We're gonna have to Chiyo Chiyo Chiyono O, Doki doki doki doki doki this person
potent trail
"finally i am freeeee of this curse. do i get my comeuppance in spar-"
while yes, im running haru rn bc i want a decent dirt spark to get my other dirters to A, this is, not quite what id call decent
sudden sundial
Do you have a guest with Dirt sparks?
If an aptitude gets to S it's almost guaranteed to be picked, and have higher stars
potent trail
hmm, im outta guests for now so i guess ill check after reset
runic whale
Just saw clips of Still In Love story
... Whenever she pops out there's horror SFX
lime stream
I want to see the meeting where the horse owner saw this and went “this is fine”
runic whale
Hideo approves
I bet bro took it home with him
He can't really deny because that's what still in love actually was
She was a temperate horse, and actually started descending into madness
It's rumored it happened after she saw the jockey's girlfriend
She saw the girlfriend before Queen Elizabeth Cup, and underperformed despite being a triple tiara champ
Gay
runic whale
L'arc
runic whale
Looks like in the future, Global will lose support points and card levels
sudden sundial
This explains a lot
Now I have to look up Manhattan Cafe apparently being haunted by Sunday Silence
Manhattan Cafe has an invisible friend (a friend only she can see / feel) in the game. The same “friend” was first introduced in Umayon, could be seen by some other horse girls and takes the appearance of Manhattan Cafe. It became one of those spooky stories circulating around Miho Dorm. The true identities of this “invisible friend”: She seems to have multiple personalities. The most common theory: Sunday Silence (since she looks like Manhattan Cafe and seems to take great care of the latter horse girl. She also seems to take care of other Sunday Silence descendants as well, like Special Week). If this is right, it most likely references Manhattan Cafe’s resemblance to Sunday Silence from the above reference.
I guess she's the occult/paranormal character, makes sense with the long black hair
Also: JFC
Visualised like this, it's scary
ruby mirage
it is always sunday silence
potent trail
visitin parents' house for the weekend so im continuing the anime with my sister (since we started it together), we just finished the rice shower episode and like. uh, ouchie?
so that was fun
sudden sundial
potent trail
extremely hilarious that she says "bitch thats pretty fucking rude and presumptuous of you to make me traumatize myself with racing some more" and then agreeing anyway horse girls are built different truly
sudden sundial
Rice Shower is....a special one
sudden sundial
sudden sundial
sudden sundial
open summit
Despite saying I would I have not yet played the game even though it's on my computer, but I found this that I think is interesting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRFEL0BMugg
sudden sundial
Neat
runic whale
Is this talking about how dialog changes depending on the gender
Yea I was right
Honestly kinda cool, a lot of gacha just simply use gender neutral words
Mejiro dober likes girls
Guys is my deck goated
Totally mine
Don't translate it
Also guts is apparently very important and i knew the urara card is going to be useful
sudden sundial
JP server must be easy mode
