#Uma Musume
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oh, thats a good knowledge
I will turn mayano top gun into a woman
Wait no
I will turn mayano top gun into a top star
lotta of my horses tend to have my scarlet as a parent bc she's the only one with 3* spark, a stamina spark
well and 3* pace but eh on that
i guess i have king with 2* wit, idk i guess thats okay
buncha speed sparks but like, i already train speed a lot, do i rlly need a spark in that?
DOUBLE TRIPLE CROWN 
I use a legacy with atleast 5* speed then the rest is stamina
She hates spring. She must have allergies
The gang and their sparks
The only valuable ones is my 2* speed bakuspeed (forgot her legacies), and 2* speed el (also forgot her legacies)
That's the correct thinking, yeah. You want 3*/9* Stamina or Power Sparks
Kita loves giving me Professor of Curvature right before the end of the career
Better than not having it but I'd love it sooner
kita hates givin me practice perfect. fine motion my adored keeps saving me on that front
Me when i get practice perfect senior year november
Practice Perfect is guaranteed on one of her events
yeah, its just that event like never ever pops
Huh
I get that event before final goal race almost always
I always get it. Does the level of the card affect that?
Even with MLB Kitasan
I do use a 50/50 Kita
i have lv 50 borrowed kita so, shrug!
I use an MLB Kitasan
Weird
yeah its always fine motion air groove training that gives me practice perfect, ive given up on relyin on just kita for that 
I love going for whatever I want on the practice before URA finale, even if it's a 95% failure
I either get lucky or at worst I use a clock
I don't, i rest before ura finale if my energy too low so i can still get 2 turns to train
I meant finale finale
i think wcct means the literal last turn
Not qualifier
I remember when I started i found it hard to win ura finale
I really should train a daiwa scarlet
anyway back to tryin to make mejiro ryan's dreams come true, my gal is struggling hard but im love her
I also love when URA finale decides to have heavy rain and you're like "Wow it just so happens I have 130 SP I guess I'll pick up soft conditions" or whatever is appropriate
im also workin on grindin more bakushins out bc i want that ten million total fans title 
I love the absolute showering of SP if you win it all
100 sp yum
I also love the shower of free stats
They often times help my stats reach A
They do come short unfortunately
Yeah it's easy to take something to like X70 and train somethign else, counting on the URA boost to make it break the next tier
799 power 
Skill issue
Fuck you green demon
I'm blaming the demon
She did this
I don't like how friendly you get with the reporter
Can i get friendly with the umas instead
She's definitely the least important one, I don't think she does much at orange friendship
Sorry babe i like my girls with their ears on top of their head, not the side 
But the Director gives a huge boost, and you need green anyway to raise your skill
The director friendship just increases on its own
No she has to be there on the training
Nono i mean like it just increases even if i don't care about her too much
She's always with the group of other umas when i train
Speaking of, i barely see her by herself
do your choices even affect her presence
You definitely have to seek her out sometimes. It's very easy to reach Senior April and not be green with her
There's the hot topic condition, you can grow friendship faster
But the director is just there
She doesn't do anything but occasionally gives you boosts
She's kinda cute i guess
And she's a horse
Has that ever been shown?
Oh right
The miscolored streak and eating raw carrots
Fun uma fact:
Special week has uneven feet sizes
according to the wiki:
?
Like you can't even check her profile, she's not listed
But green demon and the reporter is listed for some reason?
Though it is not made explicit, it is heavily speculated that Akikawa is an umamusume, and that her inspiration is the horse Northern Taste.
oh neat
After he retired a studhorse, He lived in Northern Farm as a merit horse. He was given his own stable and paddock. One day, a stray cat came there and lived with him. It is speculated that this cat is the inspiration for the cat that rests on Director Akikawa's hat.
the lore really never ends
She has ears in the concept art for the anime
Concept art can be changed sometimes
apparently there's also a specific horse Tazuna is theorized to be but we never see ears or tail in canon
tbh the tail is the weirder one since you'd have to actively hide that, not just like hats
Maybe she cuts it off?
There's also the fact there's an event where she runs after an Uma and catches her
Someone who was being naughty don't remember who
ok that might clinch it
If it wasn't true they wouldn't send the Yakuza to anyone that talks about her being an Uma
Tazuna
I have a strange theory that doesn't make sense
TAZUNA actively sabotages us by telling us bullshit advice
"not enough power"
The power:
"not enough speed"
The speed:
She is so fast, she is able to catch up to even the faster horse girls. An example is when she ran to catch Taiki Shuttle, who was sneaking out for late training, and she remarked that Tazuna was very fast. Taiki Shuttle is a sprinter too so a normal human wouldnโt be able to do that. She also caught up with Special Week (who was running at full speed because she was late for school) in Umayon.
Also the acupuncturist is capable of running away from Tazuna
"but ears!!!!!!"
She maybe hides her ears
Tazuna never takes her cap off and her ears are not shown. In an UmaYon comic, she had her cap off and the manga panel cut off the top of her head.
The acupuncturist threw used syringes at tazuna then escapes
The strongest uma of history vs the strongest uma of today
also see my earlier comment about tail vs ears
Smart bastards
I was about to ask why tazuna doesn't appear in the anime and i forgot she is in the anime
yeah, the anime is equally cagey about whether she's a horse or not
I think I always assumed human due to lack of tail, and because even the uma staff at Tracen wear the student uniforms that make their ears and tail visible
You wed tazuna 
I assumed human too, but her ears would be visible
There isn't a single human in the anime and the game that has hidden human ears
of course in a game setting the director also exists so the trend I was basing that on is less strong
Maybe she has a small tail? She trims it and stuff
I was checking if the speculated irl horse has any tail lore and he doesn't appear to
It's speculation so it probably isn't
Her hair looks pretty thin and in some cases the tail looks the same as their hair, or styled the same, she has it tucked somewhere
perhaps it is as simple as they didn't get licenses for the horses that far back so they chose to be cagey with the references and make it a mystery
I'm onto the green demon now 
Glad they did though, she's like a legend within tracen
No one knows who she is
I wonder if the reason why the director isn't in the game was she was supposed to be a big character and based on an actual horse, but they lost rights to the horse or couldn't get it so she remained in the game
But they didn't have a replacement to sub her in
Kinda like montjeu and broye
Montjeu is in the game and races in the Japan cup but she's replaced with broye in the anime
Tokino Minoru (Tazuna maybe) was a 50s horse who was undefeated for 10 races including 2 of the crowns, then straight-up died
...so, Tokai Teio but instant bad ending at S2E1
Northern Taste (director maybe) was a 70s horse who never raced but was apparently as legendary a stud as Sunday Silence
Akikawa and the cat is too good to not be true. That's hard canon as far as I'm concerned
agreed
She vocal stim by meowing
Akikawa may be Canon in the anime too, she just works behind the scenes
Not even the ura finale is canon, but URA exists
Maybe s2 CG includes something like the ura finale
okay so there's the Purple Demon (GolShi) and the Green Demon (Tazuna) 
afaik the "ura finale" stuff is game only weirdness
Nah golshi red devil
and the director is brand new to me from watching people play the game, despite 100%ing the anime including web shorts
Yea she's game-only for some reason
Also we never see the Director's back in the game, I don't think
Cygames even made an uma OC
Yea we don't see her ass or her turn around
She might have a tail. I think Tazuna we only know she doens't have a tail because of the anime?
CinGray did have an URA chairman but that's a different position and they look nothing alike
Not even move to her side
Any horse that isn't in a race you'll never see them anything but frontfacing you
The director also is missing an entry
well, Tazuna we know doesn't have a visible tail, it's still possible it's being hidden on purpose (or was lost in an accident or something)
But tazuna and super meek trainer has one
She's hiding her umadentity
Maybe she broke her tail and it had to be amputated?
Trimming tails is not uncommon with real horses
Yea but there has not been a single racing horse in Japan with a trimmed tail
Not as far as i can see
Tazuna also has unique hair that not a single human also has, she may be a hons in disguise
Akikawa is a child? Should not click the Fandom wiki anymore
Oh i see why its northern taste
Emperor Rudolf and the skill named Dominator, name a better duo
Training a horror movie monster
The call her the horse that ends your career.
Fuck karaoke, all my homies hate karaoke
Maybe she has a long tail and it creeps up her back
+2 mood 0 energy. I'd rather have +1 mood and some energy.
It's a lifesaver right before a race
It's funny how Air Groove's career has random events where she gets mood down and it's because of Rudolf 
Evil gold ship be like:
good morning
Fun real life horse fact
Nishino Flower has 3 girlfriends
Agnes Tachyon, Taiki Shuttle, and Seiun Sky had foals with Nishino Flower
Why hasn't anyone made art of Mihono and thunder
Her secret is she believes something might steal her tail whenever thunder strikes
i just imagine she holds her tail whenever a thunderstorm rolls up
People really love wasting their money on gacha games lol
SS+ on wit? 
I want the gay
They like putting the gays side by wide
In the future
S+ horses would be easy to get
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct5zGLJb3_M No, this is not the wrong channel for this video. This is a crossover I did not expect to see

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ojou-sama-ing is hard work
Not everyone has what it takes
King halo my goat
What is wrong with Teio why does she hate running
Hey don't blame my beloved
She's the one losing early Senior races with BBC stats
Acupuncturist diagnoses you with skill issue
This girl knows no evil
Because she IS the evil
I think she enjoys throwing, and she's very good at
Coming in last with 700 700 400 stats takes a special kind of talent
Wtf
She got boxed
I guess she really likes being around umas
She'd call it the... Soviet Onion
Nah I'm not evil, anything above 30% i just don't do no matter what
Except if it adds 100
Wait hold on someone posted peak on the subreddit https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1mf009v/trainer_race_with_a_condition_of_wearing_their/
(2 more pages)
Cygames can we have this game mode please
Wtff toreno san
The girls forced her into this 100%
"Me, race in this?! That's such childish activities, right Suzuka?"
Suzuka:
So i did some thinking
On why Tazuna gives "false info"
If she says "Uma didn't win because she lacks X" and X stat is already high
Like for example, "Not enough stamina" would mean the rest of her stamina got wasted
And with how the game calculates the races, where it lacked hit stamina the hardest but instead of pointing that out Tazuna points out the stat that took the most beating
Which in this case would be Stamina
It would mean she lacks a stat that isn't stamina
I bet nobody was expecting this from me at all. Umamusume Pretty Derby is a franchise that has recently becoming a viral hit after the video game received a global release last month and millions upon millions are playing it at the moment (including me). This is a video covering all of the painful moments in the anime. This was inspired by https...
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Daiwa
No thoughts only run
Some day I'd like to visit suzuka's grave
That's evil Goldship, she trains hard, wins races, but she hates messing around and being silly and is always gloomy
Accidentally ran Bakushin with the wrong cards so she ended up a C+, but I still picked up 6 trophies I didn't have
I love not having actually touched the game thus far so any screenshots or conversations about gameplay mechanics are completely undecipherable to me
I kinda want to keep it that way just because I think it'd be funny
And with this she also hates the trainer ๐
But I'd do everything to get gothship, even if thats the case
Holy 4 eyes
Who in the world is zenno rob roy
she is so teeny tiny...
Pony uma. Puma if you will
I thought it was Fuji Kiseki 
No
She has twin tails AND an ahoge
And she has homeopathic homophobia homosexuality
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Gegerkxhrhe
Heterochromia
i hope we get air shakur as a trainee at some point idk shit about her but that design is so fuckin cool
She should become playable yeah
in her very brief anime appearances, her main character trait was obsessive data collection for race prediction and strategy
I actually didn't think air shakur would be a nerd
She looks like the type to pick fights with everybody
I mean, wasn't she the one that told Spe she was gonna "rip her to shreds"
Top normal uma of all time
Iif you imagine the twin tails to not exist she looks like a twink
Yeah that's the exact gap moe they were going for with Tupac
pulled taiki shuttle today, so i too finally have every trophy 
Taiki is so good, very low key horse. Doesn't really stand out to me aside from the bad English accent which is kinda charming
But her career is always smooth and I before I know it I end up with a horse that is undefeated and can get 1st on dailies every time
And on the event race, so long as it's mile medium or sprint
Does the job and goes home to shoot things, 10/10 horse
Only 1 stands out to me
She puts super creek and daiwa scarlet to shame
She has the most revealing outfit
I wonder what her trainer said
"hmm, not enough. More."
ayo?
I'm almost done with those
For now I'm doing G1
I wish this screen told you when they are
Oh my god the gameplay videos in pakatube is peak content this shit hilarious
I don't even like poppy Playtime but these horses made it enjoyable
wow dang
This ship is getting out of control
I don't know if it's the same in the other non spanish speaking parts of the fandom but at least in the latin american side people are making so many memes about Silence Suzuka x the trainer and it's gotten to this point
Managed to get to the ura semi final twice today
Silence suzuka is only for special week change my mind
The more you play the easiest it is to get to ura finale
Now this one the best golship
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Spoiler: you cannot
First time reaching the final of the ura finale 
Dyou win?
I don't know how many wins i have now
But i have like 50 career runs or something
55 and 9 good endings only 
Though it doesn't say how many have completed goals
Just won the finale 
What are they doing running Mihono in sprint
I mean, cygames puts "the best miler" (Taiki Shuttle) in sprint
wth, I'm still in pre-debut and I'm already rainbow with Fuku
Such a good Wit card
37% failure rainbow Speed
Lose
Me: that means I'm winning this 51%
Wins
Gambler's fallacy always pays off
101 and 13 
Goldshi! 
Suzuka only knows how to do one thing but boy is she good at it

Instantly accepts marriage
The gang beast videos where teio, golshi, king halo and mayano top gun duke it out is hilarious
The horse of disapproval
kiss
You think scarlet makes a plush of herself and vodka kiss
Daiwa would never be caught dead owning a Vodka plushie that's why she hide all 50 in her locker
50 is in her locker, now check under her bed
Beautiful horse
My best Suzuka yet by about 1000pts. Hard to top since she refuses to inherit track or style
I don't think that counts for grading tho
They don't
She just needs. B or A wit
I wanna make a demon nature build
Where she has tons of debuff skills
Unfortunately that needs Potential
She gets one new debuff every time you raise it
Including her strongest, unique one
Oh when i played her there was like a lot of debuff skills already
Yeah she has a few as a base
Nice nature's sheer beauty will distract everyone
She may not be gifted like taiki shuttle and super freak
Last one is the one that's supposed to be the PVP career ender
I mean, I don't know of any other golden Red skills, and I know how good the yellow and blue ones are
So I don't doubt it at all
I do wish the debuff skills she has is shown in the anime
She's just like the most cynical umamusume
She's really just the most normal Uma. No strong or exaggerated personality ticks, no cliche or trope. She has a bunch of siblings and wants to be a good racer and has self-confidence issues but on a normal level too.
She's the "bland" (not that bland is a bad thing) protagonist of a SoL or CGDCT show
She's special week
Special week does stand out for having 2 moms tbf
Yea Nice Nature is the most normal
Don't forget... Hm
The 4 or 5 siblings I saw in her SR card really locked that in for me
I love nice nature so much
That's such a shoujo protagonist moment
If you removed her ears and put her in a cover of a shouju ai anime no one would notice it was nice nature
Her harem is her team
The prince, the bad boy, the nerd, the student council president, and the shy guy
Mambo twin turbo ikuno dictus
That's literally... Oh i see
Oh right, the athlete
The nerd and the student council president are probably the same guy
Sounds of Earth, Twin Turbo, Ikuno Dictus, and Mambo
In order*
Top 1 most normal uma
I wonder who top 2 would be
I guess silence suzuka?
The others infected her though
Suzuka's also just so good at the actual running there was always gonna be a little non-normal-ness from that
G1 bronze collector is probably as high as you can go before that starts
Maruzensky is normal but she's a normal grown up not a normal kid/girl
I swear if you remove nature's twin tails she looks like a cute boy
If you want normal then there's super creek
nah, Creek's plenty non-normal when she feels like it 
Of the current roster, Mejiro Ryan and Winning Ticket are the only two I don't know what they're like
y'all keep calling her "super freak" for a reason
I don't call her anything else
mostly same, I haven't seen a well-defined personality from Ryan or Ticket
I like ara ara characters but that's bad ara ara
Winning ticket is loud
And cries a lot i think
She's twin turbo but no cute twin tails no cute sharp teeth and no cute blue hair
And no cute front-running-ran-out-of-stamina-late-race-but-leading-by-10L
(also this applies to a lot of anime girls
)
Mejiro ryan is pretty timid i think
Oh yeah, the second most normal one might be Air Groove
She seems to not like her spiky hair and wants to grow it out
Air groove is not normal she loves the Prez too much
I like how her mood down events include rudolf most of the time
She might have a high opinion of herself, but at the end of the day Air Groove is just the normal character there to contrast with Rudolf
true, what I've seen of them usually casts Rudolf as the silly one
She literally has random events in her career where she gets a mood down and it's because she's on her way back from the student council
Love her, protect the baby
But don't let her quit
Rudolf has a facade and she maintains it perfectly
Unlike TM Opera O
Oh cute fact about the yellow narcissist
In the game only 1 person gave her fan mail in one of her events
It was a kid and the kid drew tm opera o as like a yellow stick figure
Because irl, despite being a great racing horse, he didn't attract a lot of fans
H.M. The Queen's Cup in Thailand, after the horse race
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The horses are real
Omg thafs arima kinen
Except bjya hayahide isnt second
Lmao is that an actual track
Looks like hanshin turf
Wait no, looks like its one of the smaller tracks
The ones where they hold ungraded maiden races
It's in Thailand I think
The Philippines should do it
Imagine haru urara meet up in metro turf that would go crazy
Metro turf likes to run dirt sprint a lot
Like, the most recent meme about that horse that crawled under is in a dirt sprint race
-# i want to see brown women cosplay haru urara
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oooohhhhh 
Haru in Pinkie's second equestria girls outfit is peak
I don't know if I agree with Twi as Goldship but Sci-Twi is a little goofier than regular Twi 
Mejiro in Rarity's outfit would work really well
''friendship is mahou shoujo'' lol
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They changed a lot of stuff for the season 1 of pretty derby
Uma Musume Pretty Derby TV Anime - 2018
They definitely ran at track and field speeds
The forbidden trailer
I just got my first career completion with El Condor.
Nice
And for some reason Hishi Amazon has someone mooning over her
El Condor always Pasa
And oguri cap and Rudolf are shipped together?
Teio looks weird, everything about the trailer is weird
Definitely a shift in art style
I believe it's not about a particular connection between the horses Rudolf and Oguri (though they kept Rudolf's special interest in Oguri in Cinderella, as a homage); they just wanted Rudolf's stud career to be part of her personality
It is said this scene cost them several naming rights, including the biggest one
But it's also said that particular owner hates everything anime so who knows
I don't know whos the one lusting after Hishi Amazong but she looks like Super Freak
Ah, it's King Kamehameha who was also a very successful stud
The Horse Texts never disappoint
That's one of the names they lost because of this PV, not even JP has King Kamehameha
They didn't like when they paired up the ones that did get together
And yea it looks like in pv it was supposed to have a different direction
Focusing more on the horse girls in general instead of just team spica
And also haru urara
And we were blocked from the possible yuri we'd get
Anyway, after deep diving into the Uma music, I've come to the conclusion the best one is for sure Tracen Ondo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obbMgAa-eIw
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(Or if you prefer, here's the ยฟsomehore? all-Golshi version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgQtBcsv4qo)
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I love how all of the VAs know how to sing, i bet its intentional though
They just randomly start singing when they're doing the game streams
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???? Wtf is going on
It seems like this series and the umamusume game do share an announcer
Yeah projects like this, not just Uma but Idolmaster or Love Live, anything like that; will ask for VAs that can sign. They're huge opprotunities for unknown VAs to get their break out role
I'm glad they care for the deaf community
Speaking of VAs.. Gold Ship's VA is tall and big
Like gold ship,, actually
I imagine huge ensemble casts like this are a good breakout opportunity in general; it's common for people to remember a wide range of secondary characters who only got an episode or two 
Having a breakout role from an Uma role is so funny
Rice showerrrrrrr
Horse-coded, pace-chaser, power-trained VA
They really stuck to the umas only have 1 set of ears thing
Bless them
And sometimes I see art where the ears a lot bigger and it's so cute
speaking of which, Rice Shower has huge ears
I'm not sure I've seen anyone with bigger ones yet
I saw one in the lobby and i was like "holy fuck those are massive ears"
There's a new uma in the lobby with dialog and she has massive ears
Forgot her name but she has black hair
Free carrots
Well we did get a free SSR coupon
Too bad I have shit luck
Guts, it's always guts
I got the golshi stam card
Not a lot of good cards
I do have enough SSRs to make a deck of just SSRs
Do skills only play if you're watching the race on portrait?
They play even if you simulate
Same, always long. Unique skills are very particular about their triggering conditions tho
But from what I've seen if the horse is running the style she was designed to run and RNG says she wins the race, the ult will play out. I do feel it's more consistent the higher the level of the ult but who knows
Also don't forget Uma is a Wit game
Why is she just standing there?
Communing with the spirits
I may not have a stamina card that's better than 30/30, but at least I have power and wit
Also this goat for frontrunners
You can nab the free rice shower and Mejiro mcqueen one
Already did
They're my only stamina worth using, plus SR Manhattan Cafe for long horses
Same level on all of them
Winning ticket... Should give her a chance
You can also buy duplicates for uncapping with club points
Yes I already bought the Rice and Mcqueen cards
It's the only reason I have them
And buying them a second time is 900 I ain't there yet
Don't you get the first one free for completing main story?
Do I? Maybe
Maybe that one is 35
It's okay, good power cards carry for anything that isn't only long or medium/long. But the really unbalanced luck I have is getting old
It's finished.
The last 10 or so were brought to me by the Triple Entente of King Halo, Dirt Taiki and Dirt Condor
Still need long ura
Do you have Sillymboli?
Emperor didn't choose me
She does as she will
Golshi can get you there, but she'll troll you all the way. She gave me my first long URA win after all
I'm doing it with Machikane Fuku Kitaru
Wait no not doing it
I'm doing ura long finale with machikane fukukitaru
... LOCK IN BABYGIRL
I won a 66% earlier, that's my record so far
She didn't lock in
It's not her fault it's the spirits'
I think my highest is 93%
I accidentally clicked it and was malding and seething then saw it was a success
Almost won ura long with fuku
Very close
5* stam though
She's not silence suzuka but I'll take it
I don't know what this one is like
Looking at the future of scout banners, I'm good on trainees until El Condor Pasa, and support until super freak's reruns. Maybe my stamina luck will turn around
Future scouts: https://umamusu.wiki/Game:List_of_Scouts#tabber-tabpanel-2021-1
(i.e., history of scouts in JP server)
Please twin turbo early
It looks like they're picking up the pace
The winning ticket story and narita taishin scout released probably aligned with the OVA
It doesn't say when twin turbo released because she's a 1* ๐
Yes the calendar is accelerated a little bit
Twin Turbo as a trainee released in 2023, beware the year tabs
About two years after the game released
Could take maybe a year for global
I don't think we're going a x2 speed, more like 1.5?
I mean we're doing may/april events in August
Its definitely a bit sped up than 1.5
We will never get back on track with JP tho
Unless they skip everything and just add them in the pool discreetly
I want her
been struggling to get a ura finale win lately. only success was with bakushin 
currently following 6 50/50 Kitasan Black. ran out of "borrow card" earlier in the day.
also finally got 30/30 a ssr support team without guts 
also i found that goldshi is the easiest to train for me ๐ญ
She's lulling you into a false sense of security

According to my quick and dirty calculations on a spreadsheet, at a rate of 7 days per Scout you'll get the Twin Turbo trainee banner around January 2027
The biggest time save is their first banner, Pretty Derby, lasted 60 days and for us only 7. Aside from that their banners usually also last 7-10 days, with some rare 16s and 24s here and there where more time could be saved, but we're talking a few months sooner at best
curren chan and pipp would be good friends 
BAKUSHIN
Fun Fact: you can win the ura finale by only training speed or wits only for bakushin 
I doubt it's possible through training only wits
I don't think it was a xor
You can't beat with only wit yea
That's a known fact yea
But typically you focus on both not one or the other
You can do it if you're a whale or a really lucky F2P
With like all the meta Wit and meta speed MLB
Man i forgot how to build a long horse
So used to medium
Why is wit considered so important anyway? The guides I saw recommend leaving it at around 300-400 range.
If you're boxed, you're boxed
From what I've learned, Wit is as important or more so than power when it comes to breaking out
my impression was that because the target wit is fairly low, and the consequences for too little wit can be severe boxing, what you really want is meta progression that allows wit to naturally hit that threshhold, so you can instead spend that time training the stats that benefit from being way higher
Also the 300 range is the minimum recommended but it is only a 70% or so to trigger your abilities, more wit is simply better
And considering a rainbow Wit means you recover double the energy while also getting more SPD and SP, one wit card in all decks becomes optimal so your wit naturally ends up in the 500 range or so anyway
The global reference document says Power is for acceleration and lane changing, or lateral movement. If this is true, then getting boxed in by the jobbers is a death sentence, especially on the inside line; you won't be able to move away from the inside rail if there's a horse to your left, and the horse in the front will obviously cut your speed. Unless there's a soft pushing mechanic in the game I haven't heard of yet, "jobber boxes" are hard rng you can't really avoid once they hit you.
The best way to avoid this is to be preemptive and have navigation boosting effects. Skills like "The Bigger Picture" help widen view radius for navigation, and "Go With The Flow" give bonus lateral movement speed.
At the end of the day there's no pushing through, no matter how much power you have your horse is not going force it's way like someone throwing elbows at a concert to get to the front row.
Or, as they say, if you're boxed, you're boxed
God damn it, I just discovered another fucking document
ah, this one's focused on gameplay mechanics?
Guts is also a bit important just not very
My girl
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Fuku and Meishin are so cute
Wow that ahoge is big
Is that Daiwa's usurper?
If you're talking about what I think you're talking about yes
She basically yanks my eyes to look at her
official SR card
Only thing that matters to them is its bigger than vodka's
Vodka basically has nothing
Huh, what did i expect honestly
Try not to talk about the uma's breasts challenge impossible
Teio's triple fracture is what makes her impressive
Not because "hahaha broke leg 3 times" or impressive in an insulting way like "wow she broke her leg 3 times", no
What makes her impressive is her ability to bounce back every time
She's an impressive character and overall a good idol to look up to, Kitasan Black chose well
But it is haha that she broke her leg 3 times
I finally unlocked clubs.
im having trouble finding one thats actually active
i need those friendship points ask for the fuckin shooooooes
guess ill try checkin uma discords today to find one thats recruitin n states its for shoes 
I searched for "pony" and joined one
There's shoes exchange every day, let me see if ith as slots open
Also: huge pull
It's full I'm afraid
Here!!!
Join team spica
There's always someone requesting shoes
Narita taishin deck
Since I have decent SPD cards of my own I think I'm gonna have to start switching 50 Kita for 50 Freak, at least for medium and long horses.
I don't have decent speed cards i think
Even without Kita I can hit 600-700 spd, and power of course since that's the one stat I'm lucky with
Oh and by the way: cards tiers https://euophrys.github.io/uma-tiers/#/global
Uma Musume Support Card Tier List
List
Oop my SSRs are cut off
Ran out of monies to max winning ticket but i already have El
I present to everyone
Very best friends
Man i need to find the hq version
Yea! Very best friends dance in suits and gowns as if they JUST GOT MARRIED
Trust me guys they're just very very good friends not lesbians or anything
Also their nendoroid figures can intertwine their tails seamlessly
Uhhuh yes very best friends
This is the full art
I knew one of them had a wedding skin, so does Top Gun
I didn't know Teio has a groom/suit skin
Right?? She's a groom and McQueen is the wife
My point is they're gay
.... Okay that's a given
All of them are lesbian or bisexual
in this house we love king halo
King Halo supremacy
She's genuinely a good mom for half the horses, same as Maruzensky
And for some IRL horse posting, have this: https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1lzi2cb/biwa_hayahide_loves_bananas_so_much_that_he_even/
(video inside)
King halo is the best narcissist
Second to Trixie lulamoon
Or 1st
I think king halo is a good example of a persona
A stage face she puts on to appeal and look cool to everyone
Unlike TM Opera O who was born narcissistic
I think she also does it to convince herself. You see the mask break sometimes
Something with her mother and her self-esteem
We don't talk about her mother
So do we all agree on killing her mother
Ok we can't kill her because for some reason king halo sees worth in this sack of shit
It's on sight
Just don't tell King Halo
Say her mom went to an Uma academy upstate
Then you can take up the identity of her mother and write letters telling her you're so proud of her
I'm a bit glad they didn't show spe's strained relationship with her foster mother
nah, her mom transferred to the dream series
Because i think the mare rejected spe then he was just handfed?
And now it's time for the undisputed bet parent/offspring duo https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1mi4s3p/when_trainerair_groove_not_at_home_้ทนๆใใ/
Best Direct parent offspring
Is oguri cap and symboli rudolf's children in the anime
No, nor in real life
I thought they were from different eras
I don't think Oguri Cap even had a stud career
What was the old game like
...should've caught that sooner
Same
Gays
I think I was too busy trying to make sense of the question since, like, obviously Teio is right there, if we're reading it as "or"
I just got carried away by the 2018 PV
Now I really don't know why they went with the Rudolf and Oguri pairing
King Kamehameha and Hishi Amazon are at least of the correct gender, irl
Looks like it would be the pilot
checks ancient horse texts
I'm only assuming pv means pilot video or something
Yeah but it's PV for the game. The anime was made while the game was in development hell
It's a really rough trailer, a lot was changed
This is how they saw their IP being in 2018. Horse girls, running track and field not like horses (thank god they changed that)
And with the horsegirls heavily influenced by their real life counterparts + extras like farms, trainers etc
Symboli Rudolf and Oguri Cap do figure skating and kiss before the chorus.
No one knows what this implies.

2018
Uploaded 2016?
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But that last part included stud career and stuff in what they probably thought was normal but was definitely too much for normal people
Lmao so it was just a random pairing
I'm used to PV being promotional video
THAT'S THE ONLY time we get kissing in umamusume?????
I guess mayano top gun air kisses you
Doesn't count not yuri
The anime style pervert stuff is not for everyone even in Japan, it's just the norm in that circle
to be fair
Lots did get change, the biggest is the art style and how the characters are designed
if losing Kamehameha was the price for having zero perv behavior in the anime, then I consider this a good outcome
(well, zero between umas; Trainer-san still needs work)
Ehhh
Would torenor-san's leg touching count
While I'm glad Uma is not pervy, it's not just King Kamehameha that we lost
Deep Impact has the same owner, and a few others
I mean don't you like touch that part of the horses leg to train them not to kick you/feel comfortable
Makoto Kaneko (้ๅญ็ไบบ, Kaneko Makoto; born March 15, 1945 in Tokyo) is the founder, President, CEO and Representative Director of Zuken Inc., a public listed multinational corporation in the Tokyo Stock Exchange. He also owns the exclusive King Kamehameha Golf Club in Hawaii.
Makoto Kaneko is better known as a prominent horse owner in Japa...
I'm aware it's multiple but I didn't want to argue about the full list since technically all of that appears to be unconfirmed
It's speculation and its accurate
Man probably didn't like seeing kamehameha cuddle up to hishi amazon
I buy it, but it remains true that we'll never know the exact list of who was lost for what reason
Well they definitely had King Kamehameha for the PV and didn't afterwards
Having permission to use a horse was not a rule that came up after the PV
I wonder if they got threatened
Remove my horse from anime or else yakuza comes knocking
the farther one gets into all this the funnier it sounds
That's a bit too much but maybe. Given Japanese culture, they were probably just politely but strongly asked to pull the horse out
Email from Nintendo JRA
I mean, they're not gonna risk legal action when their nascent franchise is nothing but a PV
Of course
They didn't do anything wrong except maybe overstimate the universality of pervert humour
especially since refusing to honor the contract is gonna do even more damage for licensing additional horses than upsetting that particular horse owner already did
I think what really speaks volumes is they couldn't get Kaneko's horses back even after the massive success of Uma
I guess he just hates horse women
It was definitely always about image/honor and not money/gain
I do wonder how much they pushed on that
Probably a lot, deep impact and king kamehameha are legendary horses
Given The Guidelines, which is a fairly unique thing; it really seems like they want to do their best
thankfully we dont need those other horses, just six copies of bakushin is enough for eternal happiness
Cygames can sell them as banner SSR trainee and support cards at 0.01% chance on pulling them and people will fall for it
I'm sure they at least asked again later, but I could also see them not wanting to come off as pushy no matter how desirable any single horse might be
I kinda want Sunday silence in the game and anime though
Or any of gold ship's successful children like the one that won last year's takarazuka kinen
yeah, though the whole "based on real named animals" situation is so unique to begin with
Yeah I don't know enough about norms in Japan for stuff like this but there's definitely a "stop asking" point. At this time it may have been years since they last asked, and propriety says they have to wait on Kaneko to reach out to them
It wouldn't surprise me
Sunday Silence never raced in Japan, right?
Yes but had like a ton of children
They can be some kind of character thats just randomly there
yes I'm very aware 
90% of the cast is probably related to him lol
so they'd likely be some kind of staff or one of those mysterious eternal senpais
She'll be like tazuna
unlike Rudolf who's the eternal senpai except everyone actually saw her triple crown
Yes, he only ran in the US, but they didn't want him as a stud
So he was sold to Japan
Maybe even tracen's director
Then bro went ahead and sired a LOT of winners
I like how rudolf just exists and is forever the student council president
Hasn't it been like 6 years since teio saw her at that interview
Was it ever stated when she became student council Prez or has she always been president
Year 0, student council president Symobli Rudolf watches the birth of the founders of thoroughbred
I think if they had Deep Impact rights, she would be the SCP in setting with early-2000s or later horses, it wouldn't all fall on Rudolf
Also those are funny initials for Student Council President and my first time realising it
they'd have a complete student council instead of implying Rudolf does everything
And air groove
yeah I'm so used to "kaichou" being the short form
The the student council has 2 positions mentioned many times but never shown or named who has them
It's not just Rudolf, Air Groove and whats-her-name
Teio saying Kaichล will never not be cute
It's 5 people but we only know 3. That's been consistent in all settings I think
Like when she says makweeeeen
Hmm i wonder who had been president in all those settings
makkukuiiin
it's funny how "Mc" names always get katakana-ized as mac even when we would pronounce them with some other vowel or none
Its always mackween
I hope we're getting the animation preview thing early
I see in like some JP clips they can view the animations for training
Going back to ancient horse texts
I've read somewhere that mayano top gun would've been more frisky than she is
tbf she never did wake up in the anime
Citing, one second
I was not there when they were written
How Uma Musume depicts Mayano Top Gun is very faithful to the personality of the real horse. The horse is quite moody, childish, and would refuse to do anything he absolutely doesnโt like. This unfortunately, contributed to his inconsistent performances in races. His groom and stable workers called him by the nickname โGun-chanโ.
Yea mayano top gun is definitely inconsistent with her racing
Her habit of throwing kisses up towards her fans is reminiscent of his jockey, Seiki Tabara, doing the same thing. Her personality is a bit like his (but thank god they didnโt put his entire personality in the game). They both have something called a โgenius temperamentโ (not sure how to translate this exactly, itโs ๅคฉๆ่). Tabara was also known as a genius jockey, even though he says that he isnโt one, while horse girl Mayano Top Gun can literally do everything. In one of her 1komas, she could already deduce the criminal of a mystery drama.
Since Maya decides how to run a race by his mood, Tabara always improvised his tactic when jockeying Maya in a race.
Maya had won races with all four different running styles. (Itโs also the reason why Maya has at least a B for every running style in the game)
Yea his jockey was really really flirty i guess
And they just cut that part and kept minor flirty
I don't see anything that would correlate to a previously frisky persona, thought it doesn't mean it's not real
I don't know if the jockey was flirty, the way it's written it sounds like he engaged with the fans/the stands a lot or something.
Then again, I don't know why he had to be stricken from the record
I can only expect the worst from that factoid
The way it's written means he probably did more than just smile and wave
Like, "thank God" is a bit extreme if he wasn't that much of a person
Oh wow he was riding tokai teio on his miracle return in 1993 arima kinen
..... What is a kiss ceremony?
Looks like nothing criminal, what I've found says he was known to drink but I'm not sure that means he was a drunk, it's written in the "He liked bars" kind of way. His career is from 1978 to 1982 so, you know, what's scandalous then is not scandalous now.
Also, apparently he spoke out about some things that were genuinely bad (training conditions, etc) which is just presented as if justifies anything
He apparently did kiss ceremonies just to look cool
I haven't found a trustworthy source in English so far, will try JP
He whipped the author of a newspaper what
I found the name The Sarknoning Incident dropped in my own investigation but no explanation
Sounds lik this JP wiki section could be it, for the most part
defeated due to an extreme rear-loaded standby plan
Translation: end closer was a bad idea
that might be an AI failing to refer to the "Saruno King Incident"
Yea he just is overall a bad person after getting booted it seems like
Gone down the dark path despite riding on legendary horses
tl;dr match fixing was suspected but it sounds like it was never clear who actually did anything
Just a thought but maybe the horse's trainer?
Maybe someone accidentally fed the horse something
Match fixing would come from the owner year, the jockey wouldn't do it on his own
I was trying to avoid translating entire articles here but yes the owner was suspected too
I don't know, I know the translation is not gonna be perfect so I'm trying to read between the lines and at what was the real original meaning (like "Sarnoking were the lords of the horse" means "Saruno King was the winner of the horse race" probably)
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Saruno King Incident
When [Tabara was] riding him for the 1982 Sprint Stakes, they rode extremely far back and lost, and fixing was suspected because the winning Hagino Kamui O (???) had the same owner as Saruno King.
is that clear enough? lol
Lol
Your uma lacked enough power
Anyway I'm just glad it's not some criminal "flirty" stuff, just good ol' 1980s match fixing at worst
It says nothing about the kissing thing
Other than the namu link, and they call it kissing ceremony
Oh yea I'm glad mayano top gun doesn't love drugs or drinking
It would definitely be listed if he did innapropriate things with fans or whatever
And assaulting people
It's not missing by ommission
She assaults the trainer with her love instead
Only her she says, don't talk to other umas she says
I think a Mayano Top Gun event where she got drunk or ate rum chocolates or something would be fun, whatever shape drunk Top Gun takes
Rum raisin ice cream for mayano top gun
Also she does have the wedding skin coming up, which I think it's one of only two
So it sounds like she wins no matter what
One of 3
so the JP wiki (https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/็ฐๅๆ่ฒด#้จๆ็ๆดปไธญใฎ้จๅ) lists 5 controversies Seiki Tabara was involved in:
- Saruno King Incident, suspected match fixing
- State Jaguar Incident, illegal levels of caffeine in the horse (TIL this is a thing???)
- Possible Grudge against Itou Yuuji, supposedly he refused to ride any of the guy's horses after one horse rebuked him?
- Sanei Thank You Incident, he criticized the condition of the horse and it blew up as a news article; this is the most dubious case because apparently people rallied on both sides and the reporter also got fired and there was a legit horse mistreatment concern involved and I don't even know
- Sports Nippon Reporter Assault, exactly what it sounds like, yes involving a whip
Wait idek if the teio wedding skins are just background Easter eggs or part of the game
but yeah no mention of misbehavior towards fans or relationships or anything like that
Fourth one definitely seems like a "punished for speaking out" or whistleblower situation, that's the only one I got half a story out of in English. Could go either way
I just can't stop laughing at caffeine doping the horse
it's probably terrible for them but wtf
I guess the kissing thing was just something he did after the race as like fanservice
Deep Impact also had accusations of doping but I don't know if caffeine was mentioned, not sure how real of a thing it is
Have we ever seen the umas drink coffee
Deep Impact was stupidly dominant to the point I don't think doping explains it
Could explain maybe a third of the wins but not the career

It's funny how I can look at this on his wiki and I can literally see the in-game career lmao
my impression from the tone of the JP wiki article is that the last incident was probably the most damning, because while Tabara claims it was an accident due to the reporter being in a prep room they shouldn't have been in, he never properly apologized and kept phrasing it as the reporter's fault
Damn is that a triple cup
Spring TS triple crown?
like the one thing I know about Deep Impact is being the first undefeated triple crown since Rudolf?
And Arima Kinen and Takarazuka Kinen are no joke
hence his absence making Rudolf a more hilariously OP figure in the anime
Classic year triple crown
Sastuki, Tokyo, Kikuka
I mean both races are the most prestigious
From Senior Year, he has two thirds of both senior crowns
After winning the Satsuki Sho, he went on to win the Tลkyล Yลซshun(Japanese Derby) in a race record time of (2:23.3), tying King Kamehameha's record from a year earlier and becoming the sixth undefeated double champion in history and the first since Mihono Bourbon in 1992. Finally, he won the Kikuka Sho on October 23rd, 2005, becoming the first horse since Narita Brian 11 years earlier to complete the Japanese Triple Crown of Thoroughbred Racing. He also became the first undefeated Japanese Triple Crown winner since Symboli Rudolf 21 years earlier, but in his next race, the Arima Kinen, Deep Impact was beaten by Heart's Cry for the first defeat of his racing career.
In 2020, his son Contrail became the third horse in Japanese horse racing history to win the Classic Triple Crown without losing any races, becoming the first event in the world where a father and son both won the Triple Crown undefeated.
It's not a undefeated career but undefeated until Triple Crown
yeah, I've been assuming "undefeated triple crown" means undefeated at the time of crown #3
Yeah I take undefeated as all-around until stated otherwise, but now I imagine a real undefeated horse might never happen
I'm spoiled by the game making it reasonable
career undefeated also probably has a lot to do with career length
Tokino Minoru / maybe-Tazuna is a 10-win 0-loss horse though
Agnes Tachyon is undefeated but only did 4 races, and then Sire Ending
Tokino Minoru is a racehorse in the early 1950s. He won 10 times of 10 runs, including Satsuki Sho and Japanese Derby. However, He passed away only at the age of three, just after the Derby.
ok yeah not that different
that's probably why people don't make a big deal out of career undefeated, but undefeated + other cool thing
Haru urara has an impressive defeated career
Yeah, that tracks
I like how haru's career is completely fictional
Because iirc haru urara only raced maiden
I guess that counts as an undefeated double crown, just with a way worse injury than Teio
Undefeated until triple crown really is the best you can get I imagine. It's the horse during their prime. Senior year is already called senior for a reason
I think for anything more impressive you have to go to the real legends. Secretariat, Eclipse. Let me check Secretariat's actual career...
Secretariat is an end closer, right?
for so long I had no idea "Eclipse" was a horse name, and thought the school motto was Engrish gibberish 
Eclipse (1 April 1764 โ 26 February 1789) was an undefeated 18th-century British Thoroughbred racehorse who won 18 races, including 11 King's Plates. He raced before the introduction of the British Classic Races, at a time when four-mile heat racing was the norm. He was considered the greatest racehorse of his time and the expression, "Eclipse...
He was considered the greatest racehorse of his time and the expression, "Eclipse first, the rest nowhere" entered the English vernacular as an expression of dominance.
Secretariat apparently had 21 races. 16 were 1st place, 3 were 2nd, 1 was 3rd and the last one is Unplaced, no idea what that means.
His Classic/prime year is 7 1st, 1 2nd and the unplaced
His Senior year is 9 1sts, 2 2nds and 1 3rd
oh, and
his sire line has become dominant in the modern Thoroughbred worldwide through descendants such as Northern Dancer, Mr. Prospector and Sunday Silence.
So even a legend like Secretariat can't go undefeated
Probably DNFd
"unplaced" makes me imagine the horse lying on the ground next to the gates
So he's related to like almost all of the umas
I wonder if Eclipse also invented "Distance" 
Felt like sleeping
Yeah, this is the Real DEal for sure
(Eclipse)
But in conclusion, if you have to go to Eclipse to find a true undefeated horse, then for sure "undefeated until triple crown" is pretty much the olympiad gold medal of horses
Holy shit eclipse is literally him
The rest nowhere
Eclipse probability invented DIST
was Eclipse a front runner
I'm not sure running styles were even invented back then or had names. I can't find any of them mentioned together with Eclipse in any page
The fact he was consistently leading by enough for the phrase to be coined, makes me bet front runner, but who knows
too bad we don't have videos from back then
And to go back to Uma
There's one of the three goddesses right there
Eclipse's great-grandpa
Darley Arabian?
Yeah
I'm guessing "Mare by ..." means it wasn't even a named horse, just "I knew a guy who had a horse"?
If you see, for example "Mare by blacklegs" has "Blacklegs" as sire
Sire + Dam
It's probably just that the mare didn't get a name



