#Uma Musume

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runic whale
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I will train mayano top gun

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And i will also train her to run on the track

potent trail
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oh, thats a good knowledge

runic whale
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I will turn mayano top gun into a woman

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Wait no

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I will turn mayano top gun into a top star

potent trail
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lotta of my horses tend to have my scarlet as a parent bc she's the only one with 3* spark, a stamina spark penk well and 3* pace but eh on that

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i guess i have king with 2* wit, idk i guess thats okay

runic whale
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Pace is an ok strategy

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I don't need 3* wit my nice nature has it for some reason

potent trail
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buncha speed sparks but like, i already train speed a lot, do i rlly need a spark in that?

runic whale
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Yes

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Helps you not waste like 3-4 turns on just speed

sudden sundial
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DOUBLE TRIPLE CROWN letsfuckinggo

runic whale
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I use a legacy with atleast 5* speed then the rest is stamina

sudden sundial
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She hates spring. She must have allergies

runic whale
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The gang and their sparks

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The only valuable ones is my 2* speed bakuspeed (forgot her legacies), and 2* speed el (also forgot her legacies)

sudden sundial
runic whale
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I guess grass with 2* stam is good

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5* is good

sudden sundial
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Kita loves giving me Professor of Curvature right before the end of the career

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Better than not having it but I'd love it sooner

potent trail
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kita hates givin me practice perfect. fine motion my adored keeps saving me on that front

runic whale
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Me when i get practice perfect senior year november

sudden sundial
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Practice Perfect is guaranteed on one of her events

runic whale
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Nishino also hates giving me charming

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I barely get the plates event

sudden sundial
runic whale
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I hate your plates nishino flower

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I hope they break

potent trail
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yeah, its just that event like never ever pops

sudden sundial
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Huh

runic whale
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I get that event before final goal race almost always

sudden sundial
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I always get it. Does the level of the card affect that?

runic whale
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Even with MLB Kitasan

sudden sundial
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I do use a 50/50 Kita

potent trail
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i have lv 50 borrowed kita so, shrug!

runic whale
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I use an MLB Kitasan

sudden sundial
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Weird

potent trail
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yeah its always fine motion air groove training that gives me practice perfect, ive given up on relyin on just kita for that izzyblep

sudden sundial
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I love going for whatever I want on the practice before URA finale, even if it's a 95% failure

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I either get lucky or at worst I use a clock

runic whale
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I don't, i rest before ura finale if my energy too low so i can still get 2 turns to train

sudden sundial
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I meant finale finale

potent trail
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i think wcct means the literal last turn

sudden sundial
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Not qualifier

runic whale
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Well the event is called ura finale lol

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So you'd have to say ura finale final

potent trail
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thats what happens when they call the event dumbly

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smh my head

runic whale
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I remember when I started i found it hard to win ura finale

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I really should train a daiwa scarlet

potent trail
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anyway back to tryin to make mejiro ryan's dreams come true, my gal is struggling hard but im love her

sudden sundial
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I also love when URA finale decides to have heavy rain and you're like "Wow it just so happens I have 130 SP I guess I'll pick up soft conditions" or whatever is appropriate

potent trail
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im also workin on grindin more bakushins out bc i want that ten million total fans title penk

sudden sundial
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I love the absolute showering of SP if you win it all

runic whale
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100 sp yum

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I also love the shower of free stats

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They often times help my stats reach A

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They do come short unfortunately

sudden sundial
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Yeah it's easy to take something to like X70 and train somethign else, counting on the URA boost to make it break the next tier

runic whale
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799 power rdforreal

sudden sundial
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Skill issue

runic whale
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Fuck you green demon

sudden sundial
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Or should've been a better friend to the reporter

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Or to the director

runic whale
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I'm blaming the demon

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She did this

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I don't like how friendly you get with the reporter

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Can i get friendly with the umas instead

sudden sundial
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She's definitely the least important one, I don't think she does much at orange friendship

runic whale
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Sorry babe i like my girls with their ears on top of their head, not the side pippevil

sudden sundial
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But the Director gives a huge boost, and you need green anyway to raise your skill

runic whale
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The director friendship just increases on its own

sudden sundial
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No she has to be there on the training

runic whale
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Nono i mean like it just increases even if i don't care about her too much

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She's always with the group of other umas when i train

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Speaking of, i barely see her by herself

lime stream
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do your choices even affect her presence

runic whale
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No

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Well

sudden sundial
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You definitely have to seek her out sometimes. It's very easy to reach Senior April and not be green with her

runic whale
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There's the hot topic condition, you can grow friendship faster

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But the director is just there

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She doesn't do anything but occasionally gives you boosts

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She's kinda cute i guess

sudden sundial
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And she's a horse

runic whale
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Has that ever been shown?

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Oh right

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The miscolored streak and eating raw carrots

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Fun uma fact:
Special week has uneven feet sizes

lime stream
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according to the wiki:

runic whale
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?

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Like you can't even check her profile, she's not listed

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But green demon and the reporter is listed for some reason?

lime stream
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Though it is not made explicit, it is heavily speculated that Akikawa is an umamusume, and that her inspiration is the horse Northern Taste.

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oh neat

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After he retired a studhorse, He lived in Northern Farm as a merit horse. He was given his own stable and paddock. One day, a stray cat came there and lived with him. It is speculated that this cat is the inspiration for the cat that rests on Director Akikawa's hat.

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the lore really never ends

sudden sundial
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I don't need further proof

runic whale
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Tazuna could also be a horse

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We don't see ears

sudden sundial
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She has ears in the concept art for the anime

runic whale
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Concept art can be changed sometimes

lime stream
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apparently there's also a specific horse Tazuna is theorized to be but we never see ears or tail in canon

runic whale
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Horse ears

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If she was human, uma musume is pretty predictable with it

lime stream
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tbh the tail is the weirder one since you'd have to actively hide that, not just like hats

runic whale
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Maybe she cuts it off?

sudden sundial
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There's also the fact there's an event where she runs after an Uma and catches her

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Someone who was being naughty don't remember who

lime stream
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ok that might clinch it

runic whale
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Tazuna or the director?

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OH

sudden sundial
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If it wasn't true they wouldn't send the Yakuza to anyone that talks about her being an Uma

sudden sundial
runic whale
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I have a strange theory that doesn't make sense

sudden sundial
runic whale
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TAZUNA actively sabotages us by telling us bullshit advice

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"not enough power"
The power:

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"not enough speed"
The speed:

sudden sundial
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She is so fast, she is able to catch up to even the faster horse girls. An example is when she ran to catch Taiki Shuttle, who was sneaking out for late training, and she remarked that Tazuna was very fast. Taiki Shuttle is a sprinter too so a normal human wouldnโ€™t be able to do that. She also caught up with Special Week (who was running at full speed because she was late for school) in Umayon.

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Also the acupuncturist is capable of running away from Tazuna

runic whale
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She's also a horse

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Wait why the fuck is the green demon chasing umas ๐Ÿ˜ญ

sudden sundial
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Not a horse, no ears Anshinzawa

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Must have unlocked all her own chakras tho

runic whale
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"but ears!!!!!!"
She maybe hides her ears

sudden sundial
lime stream
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Tazuna never takes her cap off and her ears are not shown. In an UmaYon comic, she had her cap off and the manga panel cut off the top of her head.

runic whale
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The acupuncturist threw used syringes at tazuna then escapes

sudden sundial
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The strongest uma of history vs the strongest uma of today

lime stream
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also see my earlier comment about tail vs ears

runic whale
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I was about to ask why tazuna doesn't appear in the anime and i forgot she is in the anime

lime stream
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yeah, the anime is equally cagey about whether she's a horse or not

runic whale
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They like suspense and i love it

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You know, there is only one way to know for sure

lime stream
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I think I always assumed human due to lack of tail, and because even the uma staff at Tracen wear the student uniforms that make their ears and tail visible

runic whale
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You wed tazuna lyrathumbsup

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I assumed human too, but her ears would be visible

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There isn't a single human in the anime and the game that has hidden human ears

lime stream
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of course in a game setting the director also exists so the trend I was basing that on is less strong

runic whale
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Maybe she has a small tail? She trims it and stuff

lime stream
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I was checking if the speculated irl horse has any tail lore and he doesn't appear to

runic whale
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It's speculation so it probably isn't

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Her hair looks pretty thin and in some cases the tail looks the same as their hair, or styled the same, she has it tucked somewhere

lime stream
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perhaps it is as simple as they didn't get licenses for the horses that far back so they chose to be cagey with the references and make it a mystery

runic whale
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I'm onto the green demon now ajwhomstdve

runic whale
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No one knows who she is

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I wonder if the reason why the director isn't in the game was she was supposed to be a big character and based on an actual horse, but they lost rights to the horse or couldn't get it so she remained in the game

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But they didn't have a replacement to sub her in

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Kinda like montjeu and broye

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Montjeu is in the game and races in the Japan cup but she's replaced with broye in the anime

lime stream
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Tokino Minoru (Tazuna maybe) was a 50s horse who was undefeated for 10 races including 2 of the crowns, then straight-up died
...so, Tokai Teio but instant bad ending at S2E1

Northern Taste (director maybe) was a 70s horse who never raced but was apparently as legendary a stud as Sunday Silence

sudden sundial
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Akikawa and the cat is too good to not be true. That's hard canon as far as I'm concerned

lime stream
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agreed

runic whale
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She vocal stim by meowing

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Akikawa may be Canon in the anime too, she just works behind the scenes

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Not even the ura finale is canon, but URA exists

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Maybe s2 CG includes something like the ura finale

naive anchor
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okay so there's the Purple Demon (GolShi) and the Green Demon (Tazuna) b2_b_notedklee

lime stream
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afaik the "ura finale" stuff is game only weirdness

runic whale
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Nah golshi red devil

lime stream
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and the director is brand new to me from watching people play the game, despite 100%ing the anime including web shorts

runic whale
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Yea she's game-only for some reason

sudden sundial
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Also we never see the Director's back in the game, I don't think

runic whale
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Cygames even made an uma OC

runic whale
sudden sundial
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She might have a tail. I think Tazuna we only know she doens't have a tail because of the anime?

lime stream
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CinGray did have an URA chairman but that's a different position and they look nothing alike

runic whale
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Not even move to her side

sudden sundial
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Any horse that isn't in a race you'll never see them anything but frontfacing you

runic whale
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The director also is missing an entry

lime stream
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well, Tazuna we know doesn't have a visible tail, it's still possible it's being hidden on purpose (or was lost in an accident or something)

runic whale
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But tazuna and super meek trainer has one

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She's hiding her umadentity

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Maybe she broke her tail and it had to be amputated?

sudden sundial
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Trimming tails is not uncommon with real horses

runic whale
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Yea but there has not been a single racing horse in Japan with a trimmed tail

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Not as far as i can see

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Tazuna also has unique hair that not a single human also has, she may be a hons in disguise

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Akikawa is a child? Should not click the Fandom wiki anymore

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Oh i see why its northern taste

sudden sundial
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Emperor Rudolf and the skill named Dominator, name a better duo

runic whale
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Teio and Sky High Teio-step

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Bakushin and Speed Star

sudden sundial
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Training a horror movie monster

runic whale
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Wait how do the umas fluster late surgers

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Oh my

sudden sundial
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The call her the horse that ends your career.

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Fuck karaoke, all my homies hate karaoke

runic whale
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ABCD

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Top 1 cutest evil person

sudden sundial
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I get it

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The long braid is the tail

runic whale
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Maybe she has a long tail and it creeps up her back

sudden sundial
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I'm banning Teio from Karaoke

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She's not allowed to go anymore

runic whale
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Atleast she still has hachimitsu

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Karaoke is great for mood

sudden sundial
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+2 mood 0 energy. I'd rather have +1 mood and some energy.

runic whale
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It's a lifesaver right before a race

sudden sundial
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It's funny how Air Groove's career has random events where she gets mood down and it's because of Rudolf ICANT

runic whale
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Philippines mention

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Happened recently too

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Damn horse crawled under the gates lol

runic whale
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Evil gold ship be like:
scootawave good morning

runic whale
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Fun real life horse fact

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Nishino Flower has 3 girlfriends

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Agnes Tachyon, Taiki Shuttle, and Seiun Sky had foals with Nishino Flower

runic whale
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Why hasn't anyone made art of Mihono and thunder

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Her secret is she believes something might steal her tail whenever thunder strikes

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i just imagine she holds her tail whenever a thunderstorm rolls up

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People really love wasting their money on gacha games lol

lime stream
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SS+ on wit? rdwut

lapis elbow
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Oguri? Wit? rdwut

runic whale
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I want the gay

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They like putting the gays side by wide

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In the future

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S+ horses would be easy to get

runic whale
lapis elbow
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potent trail
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ojou-sama-ing is hard work

sudden sundial
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Not everyone has what it takes

runic whale
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King halo my goat

runic whale
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o that was cut like shit hold on

sudden sundial
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What is wrong with Teio why does she hate running

runic whale
sudden sundial
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She's the one losing early Senior races with BBC stats

runic whale
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Acupuncturist diagnoses you with skill issue

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This girl knows no evil

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Because she IS the evil

sudden sundial
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I think she enjoys throwing, and she's very good at

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Coming in last with 700 700 400 stats takes a special kind of talent

runic whale
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Wtf

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She got boxed

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I guess she really likes being around umas

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She'd call it the... Soviet Onion

sudden sundial
runic whale
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Nah I'm not evil, anything above 30% i just don't do no matter what

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Except if it adds 100

sudden sundial
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(2 more pages)

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Cygames can we have this game mode please

runic whale
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Wtff toreno san

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The girls forced her into this 100%

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"Me, race in this?! That's such childish activities, right Suzuka?"

Suzuka:

runic whale
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So i did some thinking

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On why Tazuna gives "false info"

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If she says "Uma didn't win because she lacks X" and X stat is already high

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Like for example, "Not enough stamina" would mean the rest of her stamina got wasted

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And with how the game calculates the races, where it lacked hit stamina the hardest but instead of pointing that out Tazuna points out the stat that took the most beating

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Which in this case would be Stamina

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It would mean she lacks a stat that isn't stamina

fervent flame
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Umamusume Pain: Supercut

runic whale
runic whale
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No thoughts only run

runic whale
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Some day I'd like to visit suzuka's grave

runic whale
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@Jourd4N

fervent flame
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That's evil Goldship, she trains hard, wins races, but she hates messing around and being silly and is always gloomy

sudden sundial
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Accidentally ran Bakushin with the wrong cards so she ended up a C+, but I still picked up 6 trophies I didn't have

fervent flame
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I love not having actually touched the game thus far so any screenshots or conversations about gameplay mechanics are completely undecipherable to me

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I kinda want to keep it that way just because I think it'd be funny

runic whale
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But I'd do everything to get gothship, even if thats the case

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Holy 4 eyes

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Who in the world is zenno rob roy

potent trail
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she is so teeny tiny...

sudden sundial
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Pony uma. Puma if you will

runic whale
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My little ponies
-Air Shakur

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Or was it Air Groove who said it

lime stream
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I thought it was Fuji Kiseki izzynothoughtsheadempty

runic whale
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Can't blame me

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Fuji Kiseki, Air Shakur and Air Groove look similar

sudden sundial
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Does Marvelous Sunday win the award for craziest hair?

runic whale
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No

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She has twin tails AND an ahoge

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And she has homeopathic homophobia homosexuality

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๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™

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Gegerkxhrhe

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Heterochromia

potent trail
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i hope we get air shakur as a trainee at some point idk shit about her but that design is so fuckin cool

sudden sundial
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She should become playable yeah

lime stream
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in her very brief anime appearances, her main character trait was obsessive data collection for race prediction and strategy

runic whale
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I actually didn't think air shakur would be a nerd

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She looks like the type to pick fights with everybody

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I mean, wasn't she the one that told Spe she was gonna "rip her to shreds"

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Top normal uma of all time

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Iif you imagine the twin tails to not exist she looks like a twink

sudden sundial
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Yeah that's the exact gap moe they were going for with Tupac

potent trail
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pulled taiki shuttle today, so i too finally have every trophy thumbs_up

sudden sundial
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Taiki is so good, very low key horse. Doesn't really stand out to me aside from the bad English accent which is kinda charming

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But her career is always smooth and I before I know it I end up with a horse that is undefeated and can get 1st on dailies every time

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And on the event race, so long as it's mile medium or sprint

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Does the job and goes home to shoot things, 10/10 horse

runic whale
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Only 1 stands out to me

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She puts super creek and daiwa scarlet to shame

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She has the most revealing outfit

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I wonder what her trainer said

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"hmm, not enough. More."

sudden sundial
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She got shot by Taiki

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RIP

runic whale
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Oh hell yea

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Ofcourse my king halo won

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She was MADE to dominate bakushin

sudden sundial
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ayo?

runic whale
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Yes i intended the innuendo too

sudden sundial
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I'm almost done with those

runic whale
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For now I'm doing G1

sudden sundial
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I wish this screen told you when they are

runic whale
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My cousin got 2 CURREN CHANS in one 10 pull in his first pull

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Cygames wtf ๐Ÿ˜”

runic whale
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Oh my god the gameplay videos in pakatube is peak content this shit hilarious

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I don't even like poppy Playtime but these horses made it enjoyable

runic whale
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I am seething

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even tho i got like 3 SSRs with my first 10 pull

fervent flame
ruby mirage
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Managed to get to the ura semi final twice today

runic whale
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Silence suzuka is only for special week change my mind

runic whale
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Now this one the best golship

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Gold Ship X YouTube 1 Million Subscribers Play Button

runic whale
ruby mirage
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First time reaching the final of the ura finale starlightstare

runic whale
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Dyou win?

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I don't know how many wins i have now

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But i have like 50 career runs or something

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55 and 9 good endings only cadancewheeze

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Though it doesn't say how many have completed goals

ruby mirage
runic whale
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What are they doing running Mihono in sprint

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I mean, cygames puts "the best miler" (Taiki Shuttle) in sprint

sudden sundial
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wth, I'm still in pre-debut and I'm already rainbow with Fuku

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Such a good Wit card

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37% failure rainbow Speed
Lose
Me: that means I'm winning this 51%
Wins

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Gambler's fallacy always pays off

ruby mirage
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Goldshi! starlightsmugcat

sudden sundial
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Suzuka only knows how to do one thing but boy is she good at it

runic whale
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She's a good girl

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Time to train Matikanefukukitaru

sudden sundial
potent trail
runic whale
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Instantly accepts marriage

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The gang beast videos where teio, golshi, king halo and mayano top gun duke it out is hilarious

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The horse of disapproval

sudden sundial
runic whale
runic whale
sudden sundial
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Daiwa would never be caught dead owning a Vodka plushie that's why she hide all 50 in her locker

runic whale
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50 is in her locker, now check under her bed

sudden sundial
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Beautiful horse

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My best Suzuka yet by about 1000pts. Hard to top since she refuses to inherit track or style

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I don't think that counts for grading tho

runic whale
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They don't

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She just needs. B or A wit

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I wanna make a demon nature build

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Where she has tons of debuff skills

sudden sundial
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Unfortunately that needs Potential

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She gets one new debuff every time you raise it

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Including her strongest, unique one

runic whale
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Oh when i played her there was like a lot of debuff skills already

sudden sundial
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Yeah she has a few as a base

runic whale
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Nice nature's sheer beauty will distract everyone

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She may not be gifted like taiki shuttle and super freak

sudden sundial
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Last one is the one that's supposed to be the PVP career ender

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I mean, I don't know of any other golden Red skills, and I know how good the yellow and blue ones are

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So I don't doubt it at all

runic whale
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I do wish the debuff skills she has is shown in the anime

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She's just like the most cynical umamusume

sudden sundial
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She's really just the most normal Uma. No strong or exaggerated personality ticks, no cliche or trope. She has a bunch of siblings and wants to be a good racer and has self-confidence issues but on a normal level too.

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She's the "bland" (not that bland is a bad thing) protagonist of a SoL or CGDCT show

runic whale
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She's special week

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Special week does stand out for having 2 moms tbf

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Yea Nice Nature is the most normal

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Don't forget... Hm

sudden sundial
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The 4 or 5 siblings I saw in her SR card really locked that in for me

runic whale
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I love nice nature so much

sudden sundial
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That's such a shoujo protagonist moment

runic whale
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If you removed her ears and put her in a cover of a shouju ai anime no one would notice it was nice nature

sudden sundial
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Her only weakness is that male Uma don't exist

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Otherwise she'd have a harem of 5

runic whale
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Her harem is her team

sudden sundial
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The prince, the bad boy, the nerd, the student council president, and the shy guy

runic whale
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Mambo twin turbo ikuno dictus

sudden sundial
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Oh right, the athlete

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The nerd and the student council president are probably the same guy

runic whale
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Sounds of Earth, Twin Turbo, Ikuno Dictus, and Mambo

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In order*

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Top 1 most normal uma

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I wonder who top 2 would be

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I guess silence suzuka?

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The others infected her though

lime stream
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Suzuka's also just so good at the actual running there was always gonna be a little non-normal-ness from that

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G1 bronze collector is probably as high as you can go before that starts

sudden sundial
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Maruzensky is normal but she's a normal grown up not a normal kid/girl

runic whale
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I swear if you remove nature's twin tails she looks like a cute boy

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If you want normal then there's super creek

lime stream
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nah, Creek's plenty non-normal when she feels like it rdsnrk

sudden sundial
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Of the current roster, Mejiro Ryan and Winning Ticket are the only two I don't know what they're like

lime stream
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y'all keep calling her "super freak" for a reason

sudden sundial
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I don't call her anything else

lime stream
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mostly same, I haven't seen a well-defined personality from Ryan or Ticket

sudden sundial
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I like ara ara characters but that's bad ara ara

runic whale
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Winning ticket is loud

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And cries a lot i think

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She's twin turbo but no cute twin tails no cute sharp teeth and no cute blue hair

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And no cute front-running-ran-out-of-stamina-late-race-but-leading-by-10L

lime stream
runic whale
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Mejiro ryan is pretty timid i think

sudden sundial
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Oh yeah, the second most normal one might be Air Groove

runic whale
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She seems to not like her spiky hair and wants to grow it out

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Air groove is not normal she loves the Prez too much

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I like how her mood down events include rudolf most of the time

sudden sundial
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She might have a high opinion of herself, but at the end of the day Air Groove is just the normal character there to contrast with Rudolf

lime stream
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true, what I've seen of them usually casts Rudolf as the silly one

sudden sundial
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She literally has random events in her career where she gets a mood down and it's because she's on her way back from the student council

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Love her, protect the baby

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But don't let her quit

runic whale
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Rudolf has a facade and she maintains it perfectly

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Unlike TM Opera O

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Oh cute fact about the yellow narcissist

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In the game only 1 person gave her fan mail in one of her events

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It was a kid and the kid drew tm opera o as like a yellow stick figure

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Because irl, despite being a great racing horse, he didn't attract a lot of fans

runic whale
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Omg thafs arima kinen

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Except bjya hayahide isnt second

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Lmao is that an actual track

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Looks like hanshin turf

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Wait no, looks like its one of the smaller tracks

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The ones where they hold ungraded maiden races

sudden sundial
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It's in Thailand I think

runic whale
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The Philippines should do it

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Imagine haru urara meet up in metro turf that would go crazy

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Metro turf likes to run dirt sprint a lot

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Like, the most recent meme about that horse that crawled under is in a dirt sprint race

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-# i want to see brown women cosplay haru urara

lime stream
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should've thought of that a long time ago

fervent flame
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we have gone full circle

lime stream
fervent flame
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oooohhhhh ccloudypog

blissful spade
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Haru in Pinkie's second equestria girls outfit is peak

fervent flame
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I don't know if I agree with Twi as Goldship but Sci-Twi is a little goofier than regular Twi scitwi

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Mejiro in Rarity's outfit would work really well

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''friendship is mahou shoujo'' lol

ruby mirage
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ใ‹ใคใฆใ€Œ่ฒ ใ‘็ต„ใฎๆ˜Ÿใ€ใจๅ‘ผใฐใ‚ŒใŸ้ฆฌใŒๅƒ่‘‰ใƒปๅพกๅฎฟใงไฝ™็”Ÿใ‚’้€ใฃใฆใ„ใ‚‹ใ€‚๏ผ’๏ผ๏ผ๏ผๅนดไปฃๅ‰ๅŠใ€้ซ˜็Ÿฅ็ซถ้ฆฌใง๏ผ‘๏ผ‘๏ผ“้€ฃๆ•—ใ‚’่จ˜้Œฒใ—ใŸใƒใƒซใ‚ฆใƒฉใƒฉใ€‚ๅฝ“ๆ™‚ใ€็คพไผš็พ่ฑกใจใชใ‚‹ใปใฉใฎใƒ–ใƒผใƒ ใ‚’ๅทปใ่ตทใ“ใ—ใŸไธ€ๆ–นใ€็พๅฝนๅผ•้€€ๅพŒใฏ้ฆฌไธปใจใฎใƒˆใƒฉใƒ–ใƒซใชใฉใงไธ€ๆ™‚ๆถˆๆฏไธๆ˜Žใจใชใ‚‹ใช...

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Director almost runs over green devil

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They changed a lot of stuff for the season 1 of pretty derby

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They definitely ran at track and field speeds

sudden sundial
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The forbidden trailer

arctic rain
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I just got my first career completion with El Condor.SimberBoogie

runic whale
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Nice

runic whale
sudden sundial
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El Condor always Pasa

runic whale
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And oguri cap and Rudolf are shipped together?

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Teio looks weird, everything about the trailer is weird

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Definitely a shift in art style

sudden sundial
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I believe it's not about a particular connection between the horses Rudolf and Oguri (though they kept Rudolf's special interest in Oguri in Cinderella, as a homage); they just wanted Rudolf's stud career to be part of her personality

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It is said this scene cost them several naming rights, including the biggest one

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But it's also said that particular owner hates everything anime so who knows

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I don't know whos the one lusting after Hishi Amazong but she looks like Super Freak

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Ah, it's King Kamehameha who was also a very successful stud

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The Horse Texts never disappoint

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That's one of the names they lost because of this PV, not even JP has King Kamehameha

runic whale
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They didn't like when they paired up the ones that did get together

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And yea it looks like in pv it was supposed to have a different direction

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Focusing more on the horse girls in general instead of just team spica

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And also haru urara

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And we were blocked from the possible yuri we'd get

sudden sundial
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Anyway, after deep diving into the Uma music, I've come to the conclusion the best one is for sure Tracen Ondo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obbMgAa-eIw

ใ€Œใƒˆใƒฌใ‚ปใƒณ้Ÿณ้ ญใ€ใฎใ‚ฒใƒผใƒ ใ‚ตใ‚คใ‚บVer. ใƒฉใ‚คใƒ–ๅ‹•็”ปใ‚’ๅ…ฌ้–‹๏ผ

ๆœฌๆฅฝๆ›ฒใฏใ€ใ‚ฒใƒผใƒ ใ€Œใ‚ฆใƒžๅจ˜ ใƒ—ใƒชใƒ†ใ‚ฃใƒผใƒ€ใƒผใƒ“ใƒผใ€ใฎใƒฉใ‚คใƒ–ใ‚ทใ‚ขใ‚ฟใƒผใงใ‚‚ใŠๆฅฝใ—ใฟใ„ใŸใ ใ‘ใพใ™๏ผ

ใ‚ฒใƒผใƒ ใ€Œใ‚ฆใƒžๅจ˜ ใƒ—ใƒชใƒ†ใ‚ฃใƒผใƒ€ใƒผใƒ“ใƒผใ€ใฏไธ‹่จ˜ใƒ—ใƒฉใƒƒใƒˆใƒ•ใ‚ฉใƒผใƒ ใ‚ˆใ‚Šๅฅฝ่ฉ•้…ไฟกไธญ๏ผ
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Umaumaumaumaumaumaumauma

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i have a counter argument

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I love how all of the VAs know how to sing, i bet its intentional though

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They just randomly start singing when they're doing the game streams

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???? Wtf is going on

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It seems like this series and the umamusume game do share an announcer

sudden sundial
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Yeah projects like this, not just Uma but Idolmaster or Love Live, anything like that; will ask for VAs that can sign. They're huge opprotunities for unknown VAs to get their break out role

runic whale
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I'm glad they care for the deaf community

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Speaking of VAs.. Gold Ship's VA is tall and big

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Like gold ship,, actually

lime stream
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I imagine huge ensemble casts like this are a good breakout opportunity in general; it's common for people to remember a wide range of secondary characters who only got an episode or two RiceHappy

sudden sundial
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Having a breakout role from an Uma role is so funny

runic whale
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Rice showerrrrrrr

sudden sundial
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Horse-coded, pace-chaser, power-trained VA

runic whale
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They really stuck to the umas only have 1 set of ears thing

sudden sundial
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Bless them

runic whale
sudden sundial
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And sometimes I see art where the ears a lot bigger and it's so cute

runic whale
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Oh nah its canon

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There's like a couple umas with massive as fuck ears

lime stream
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speaking of which, Rice Shower has huge ears

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I'm not sure I've seen anyone with bigger ones yet

runic whale
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I saw one in the lobby and i was like "holy fuck those are massive ears"

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There's a new uma in the lobby with dialog and she has massive ears

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Forgot her name but she has black hair

sudden sundial
runic whale
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UMAMUSUME CRASHED

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Please tell me this won't be a repeating event

sudden sundial
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Free carrots

runic whale
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Please free carats cygames

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My game crashed

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30,000 minimum

sudden sundial
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Well we did get a free SSR coupon

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Too bad I have shit luck

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Guts, it's always guts

runic whale
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I got the golshi stam card

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Not a lot of good cards

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I do have enough SSRs to make a deck of just SSRs

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Do skills only play if you're watching the race on portrait?

sudden sundial
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They play even if you simulate

runic whale
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They never play for me ๐Ÿ˜”

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I have em on long too

sudden sundial
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Same, always long. Unique skills are very particular about their triggering conditions tho

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But from what I've seen if the horse is running the style she was designed to run and RNG says she wins the race, the ult will play out. I do feel it's more consistent the higher the level of the ult but who knows

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Also don't forget Uma is a Wit game

runic whale
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Why is she just standing there?

sudden sundial
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Communing with the spirits

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I may not have a stamina card that's better than 30/30, but at least I have power and wit

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Also this goat for frontrunners

runic whale
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You can nab the free rice shower and Mejiro mcqueen one

sudden sundial
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Already did

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They're my only stamina worth using, plus SR Manhattan Cafe for long horses

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Same level on all of them

runic whale
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Winning ticket... Should give her a chance

novel depot
sudden sundial
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Yes I already bought the Rice and Mcqueen cards

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It's the only reason I have them

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And buying them a second time is 900 I ain't there yet

novel depot
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Don't you get the first one free for completing main story?

sudden sundial
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Do I? Maybe

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Maybe that one is 35

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It's okay, good power cards carry for anything that isn't only long or medium/long. But the really unbalanced luck I have is getting old

sudden sundial
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It's finished.

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The last 10 or so were brought to me by the Triple Entente of King Halo, Dirt Taiki and Dirt Condor

runic whale
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Still need long ura

sudden sundial
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Do you have Sillymboli?

runic whale
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Emperor didn't choose me

sudden sundial
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She does as she will

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Golshi can get you there, but she'll troll you all the way. She gave me my first long URA win after all

runic whale
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I'm doing it with Machikane Fuku Kitaru

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Wait no not doing it

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I'm doing ura long finale with machikane fukukitaru

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... LOCK IN BABYGIRL

sudden sundial
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I won a 66% earlier, that's my record so far

runic whale
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She didn't lock in

sudden sundial
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It's not her fault it's the spirits'

runic whale
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I think my highest is 93%

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I accidentally clicked it and was malding and seething then saw it was a success

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Almost won ura long with fuku

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Very close

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5* stam though

runic whale
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She's not silence suzuka but I'll take it

sudden sundial
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I don't know what this one is like

runic whale
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She's part of the bnw trio atleast

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And she's cute

sudden sundial
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Looking at the future of scout banners, I'm good on trainees until El Condor Pasa, and support until super freak's reruns. Maybe my stamina luck will turn around

runic whale
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Please twin turbo early

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It looks like they're picking up the pace

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The winning ticket story and narita taishin scout released probably aligned with the OVA

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It doesn't say when twin turbo released because she's a 1* ๐Ÿ˜”

sudden sundial
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Yes the calendar is accelerated a little bit

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Twin Turbo as a trainee released in 2023, beware the year tabs

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About two years after the game released

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Could take maybe a year for global

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I don't think we're going a x2 speed, more like 1.5?

runic whale
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I mean we're doing may/april events in August

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Its definitely a bit sped up than 1.5

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We will never get back on track with JP tho

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Unless they skip everything and just add them in the pool discreetly

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I want her

ruby mirage
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been struggling to get a ura finale win lately. only success was with bakushin ppenk

sudden sundial
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Pull more support cards

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And follow someone with a 50/50 Kitasan Black

ruby mirage
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also i found that goldshi is the easiest to train for me ๐Ÿ˜ญ

sudden sundial
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She's lulling you into a false sense of security

ruby mirage
sudden sundial
# runic whale I want her

According to my quick and dirty calculations on a spreadsheet, at a rate of 7 days per Scout you'll get the Twin Turbo trainee banner around January 2027

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The biggest time save is their first banner, Pretty Derby, lasted 60 days and for us only 7. Aside from that their banners usually also last 7-10 days, with some rare 16s and 24s here and there where more time could be saved, but we're talking a few months sooner at best

ruby mirage
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curren chan and pipp would be good friends pipp

sudden sundial
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BAKUSHIN

ruby mirage
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Fun Fact: you can win the ura finale by only training speed or wits only for bakushin starlightstare

novel depot
sudden sundial
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I don't think it was a xor

runic whale
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You can't beat with only wit yea

runic whale
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But typically you focus on both not one or the other

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You can do it if you're a whale or a really lucky F2P

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With like all the meta Wit and meta speed MLB

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Man i forgot how to build a long horse

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So used to medium

novel depot
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Why is wit considered so important anyway? The guides I saw recommend leaving it at around 300-400 range.

sudden sundial
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If you're boxed, you're boxed

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From what I've learned, Wit is as important or more so than power when it comes to breaking out

lime stream
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my impression was that because the target wit is fairly low, and the consequences for too little wit can be severe boxing, what you really want is meta progression that allows wit to naturally hit that threshhold, so you can instead spend that time training the stats that benefit from being way higher

sudden sundial
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Also the 300 range is the minimum recommended but it is only a 70% or so to trigger your abilities, more wit is simply better

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And considering a rainbow Wit means you recover double the energy while also getting more SPD and SP, one wit card in all decks becomes optimal so your wit naturally ends up in the 500 range or so anyway

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The global reference document says Power is for acceleration and lane changing, or lateral movement. If this is true, then getting boxed in by the jobbers is a death sentence, especially on the inside line; you won't be able to move away from the inside rail if there's a horse to your left, and the horse in the front will obviously cut your speed. Unless there's a soft pushing mechanic in the game I haven't heard of yet, "jobber boxes" are hard rng you can't really avoid once they hit you.

The best way to avoid this is to be preemptive and have navigation boosting effects. Skills like "The Bigger Picture" help widen view radius for navigation, and "Go With The Flow" give bonus lateral movement speed.
At the end of the day there's no pushing through, no matter how much power you have your horse is not going force it's way like someone throwing elbows at a concert to get to the front row.
Or, as they say, if you're boxed, you're boxed

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God damn it, I just discovered another fucking document

lime stream
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ah, this one's focused on gameplay mechanics?

sudden sundial
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Looks that way

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Still there's gonna be a lot of tidbits there I didn't know about

runic whale
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Guts is also a bit important just not very

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My girl

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๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸ

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Fuku and Meishin are so cute

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Wow that ahoge is big

sudden sundial
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Is that Daiwa's usurper?

runic whale
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If you're talking about what I think you're talking about yes

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She basically yanks my eyes to look at her

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official SR card

sudden sundial
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I wonder if Daiwa's owner knows

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That's contract breach

runic whale
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Only thing that matters to them is its bigger than vodka's

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Vodka basically has nothing

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Huh, what did i expect honestly

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Try not to talk about the uma's breasts challenge impossible

sudden sundial
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The Yakuza are now en route

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Give up your knees

runic whale
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What if i have both my legs amputated from the waist down

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Checkmate, mafia

runic whale
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Teio's triple fracture is what makes her impressive

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Not because "hahaha broke leg 3 times" or impressive in an insulting way like "wow she broke her leg 3 times", no

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What makes her impressive is her ability to bounce back every time

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She's an impressive character and overall a good idol to look up to, Kitasan Black chose well

sudden sundial
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But it is haha that she broke her leg 3 times

runic whale
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Yea true it's kinda funny

arctic rain
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I finally unlocked clubs.pippwiggle

potent trail
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im having trouble finding one thats actually active pawnk i need those friendship points ask for the fuckin shooooooes

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guess ill try checkin uma discords today to find one thats recruitin n states its for shoes penk

sudden sundial
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I searched for "pony" and joined one

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There's shoes exchange every day, let me see if ith as slots open

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Also: huge pull

sudden sundial
runic whale
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Join team spica

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There's always someone requesting shoes

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Narita taishin deck

sudden sundial
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Since I have decent SPD cards of my own I think I'm gonna have to start switching 50 Kita for 50 Freak, at least for medium and long horses.

runic whale
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I don't have decent speed cards i think

sudden sundial
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Even without Kita I can hit 600-700 spd, and power of course since that's the one stat I'm lucky with

runic whale
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Oop my SSRs are cut off

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Ran out of monies to max winning ticket but i already have El

runic whale
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I present to everyone

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Very best friends

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Man i need to find the hq version

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Yea! Very best friends dance in suits and gowns as if they JUST GOT MARRIED

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Trust me guys they're just very very good friends not lesbians or anything

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Also their nendoroid figures can intertwine their tails seamlessly

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Uhhuh yes very best friends

runic whale
sudden sundial
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I knew one of them had a wedding skin, so does Top Gun

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I didn't know Teio has a groom/suit skin

runic whale
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Right?? She's a groom and McQueen is the wife

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My point is they're gay

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.... Okay that's a given

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All of them are lesbian or bisexual

sudden sundial
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(They're roommates in the game setting, no actual parentage involved)

potent trail
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in this house we love king halo

sudden sundial
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King Halo supremacy

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She's genuinely a good mom for half the horses, same as Maruzensky

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(video inside)

runic whale
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King halo is the best narcissist

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Second to Trixie lulamoon

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Or 1st

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I think king halo is a good example of a persona

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A stage face she puts on to appeal and look cool to everyone

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Unlike TM Opera O who was born narcissistic

sudden sundial
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I think she also does it to convince herself. You see the mask break sometimes

runic whale
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Something with her mother and her self-esteem

sudden sundial
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We don't talk about her mother

runic whale
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So do we all agree on killing her mother

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Ok we can't kill her because for some reason king halo sees worth in this sack of shit

sudden sundial
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It's on sight

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Just don't tell King Halo

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Say her mom went to an Uma academy upstate

runic whale
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Then you can take up the identity of her mother and write letters telling her you're so proud of her

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I'm a bit glad they didn't show spe's strained relationship with her foster mother

lime stream
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nah, her mom transferred to the dream series

runic whale
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Because i think the mare rejected spe then he was just handfed?

runic whale
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Best Direct parent offspring

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Is oguri cap and symboli rudolf's children in the anime

sudden sundial
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No, nor in real life

lime stream
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I thought they were from different eras

sudden sundial
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I don't think Oguri Cap even had a stud career

runic whale
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What was the old game like

sudden sundial
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Also they're both stallions

lime stream
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...should've caught that sooner

sudden sundial
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Same

runic whale
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Gays

lime stream
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I think I was too busy trying to make sense of the question since, like, obviously Teio is right there, if we're reading it as "or"

sudden sundial
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I just got carried away by the 2018 PV

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Now I really don't know why they went with the Rudolf and Oguri pairing

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King Kamehameha and Hishi Amazon are at least of the correct gender, irl

runic whale
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Yea i was referring to the 2018 PV

lime stream
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ooooh

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yeah I don't have the slightest idea what that's about

runic whale
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Looks like it would be the pilot

lime stream
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checks ancient horse texts

runic whale
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I'm only assuming pv means pilot video or something

sudden sundial
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Yeah but it's PV for the game. The anime was made while the game was in development hell

runic whale
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It's a really rough trailer, a lot was changed

sudden sundial
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This is how they saw their IP being in 2018. Horse girls, running track and field not like horses (thank god they changed that)

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And with the horsegirls heavily influenced by their real life counterparts + extras like farms, trainers etc

lime stream
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Symboli Rudolf and Oguri Cap do figure skating and kiss before the chorus.
No one knows what this implies.

sudden sundial
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But that last part included stud career and stuff in what they probably thought was normal but was definitely too much for normal people

runic whale
lime stream
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I'm used to PV being promotional video

runic whale
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THAT'S THE ONLY time we get kissing in umamusume?????

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I guess mayano top gun air kisses you

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Doesn't count not yuri

sudden sundial
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The anime style pervert stuff is not for everyone even in Japan, it's just the norm in that circle

lime stream
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to be fair

runic whale
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Lots did get change, the biggest is the art style and how the characters are designed

lime stream
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if losing Kamehameha was the price for having zero perv behavior in the anime, then I consider this a good outcome

runic whale
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And deep impact too

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I think he was on the pv

lime stream
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(well, zero between umas; Trainer-san still needs work)

runic whale
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Would torenor-san's leg touching count

sudden sundial
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While I'm glad Uma is not pervy, it's not just King Kamehameha that we lost

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Deep Impact has the same owner, and a few others

runic whale
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I mean don't you like touch that part of the horses leg to train them not to kick you/feel comfortable

sudden sundial
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Makoto Kaneko (้‡‘ๅญ็œŸไบบ, Kaneko Makoto; born March 15, 1945 in Tokyo) is the founder, President, CEO and Representative Director of Zuken Inc., a public listed multinational corporation in the Tokyo Stock Exchange. He also owns the exclusive King Kamehameha Golf Club in Hawaii.
Makoto Kaneko is better known as a prominent horse owner in Japa...

lime stream
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I'm aware it's multiple but I didn't want to argue about the full list since technically all of that appears to be unconfirmed

runic whale
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It's speculation and its accurate

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Man probably didn't like seeing kamehameha cuddle up to hishi amazon

lime stream
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I buy it, but it remains true that we'll never know the exact list of who was lost for what reason

sudden sundial
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Well they definitely had King Kamehameha for the PV and didn't afterwards

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Having permission to use a horse was not a rule that came up after the PV

runic whale
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I wonder if they got threatened

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Remove my horse from anime or else yakuza comes knocking

lime stream
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the farther one gets into all this the funnier it sounds

sudden sundial
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That's a bit too much but maybe. Given Japanese culture, they were probably just politely but strongly asked to pull the horse out

runic whale
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Email from Nintendo JRA

lime stream
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I mean, they're not gonna risk legal action when their nascent franchise is nothing but a PV

sudden sundial
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Of course

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They didn't do anything wrong except maybe overstimate the universality of pervert humour

lime stream
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especially since refusing to honor the contract is gonna do even more damage for licensing additional horses than upsetting that particular horse owner already did

sudden sundial
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I think what really speaks volumes is they couldn't get Kaneko's horses back even after the massive success of Uma

runic whale
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I guess he just hates horse women

sudden sundial
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It was definitely always about image/honor and not money/gain

lime stream
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I do wonder how much they pushed on that

runic whale
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Probably a lot, deep impact and king kamehameha are legendary horses

sudden sundial
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Given The Guidelines, which is a fairly unique thing; it really seems like they want to do their best

potent trail
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thankfully we dont need those other horses, just six copies of bakushin is enough for eternal happiness

runic whale
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Cygames can sell them as banner SSR trainee and support cards at 0.01% chance on pulling them and people will fall for it

lime stream
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I'm sure they at least asked again later, but I could also see them not wanting to come off as pushy no matter how desirable any single horse might be

runic whale
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I kinda want Sunday silence in the game and anime though

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Or any of gold ship's successful children like the one that won last year's takarazuka kinen

lime stream
sudden sundial
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It wouldn't surprise me

lime stream
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Sunday Silence never raced in Japan, right?

runic whale
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Yes but had like a ton of children

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They can be some kind of character thats just randomly there

lime stream
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yes I'm very aware rdsnrk

runic whale
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90% of the cast is probably related to him lol

lime stream
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so they'd likely be some kind of staff or one of those mysterious eternal senpais

runic whale
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She'll be like tazuna

lime stream
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unlike Rudolf who's the eternal senpai except everyone actually saw her triple crown

sudden sundial
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Yes, he only ran in the US, but they didn't want him as a stud

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So he was sold to Japan

runic whale
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Maybe even tracen's director

runic whale
runic whale
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Hasn't it been like 6 years since teio saw her at that interview

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Was it ever stated when she became student council Prez or has she always been president

lime stream
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not to my knowledge

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the anime is always very fuzzy on timelines

runic whale
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Year 0, student council president Symobli Rudolf watches the birth of the founders of thoroughbred

sudden sundial
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I think if they had Deep Impact rights, she would be the SCP in setting with early-2000s or later horses, it wouldn't all fall on Rudolf

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Also those are funny initials for Student Council President and my first time realising it

lime stream
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they'd have a complete student council instead of implying Rudolf does everything

runic whale
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And air groove

lime stream
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yeah I'm so used to "kaichou" being the short form

sudden sundial
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The the student council has 2 positions mentioned many times but never shown or named who has them

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It's not just Rudolf, Air Groove and whats-her-name

runic whale
sudden sundial
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It's 5 people but we only know 3. That's been consistent in all settings I think

runic whale
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Like when she says makweeeeen

runic whale
lime stream
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makkukuiiin

runic whale
lime stream
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it's funny how "Mc" names always get katakana-ized as mac even when we would pronounce them with some other vowel or none

runic whale
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Its always mackween

sudden sundial
runic whale
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I hope we're getting the animation preview thing early

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I see in like some JP clips they can view the animations for training

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Going back to ancient horse texts

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I've read somewhere that mayano top gun would've been more frisky than she is

lime stream
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tbf she never did wake up in the anime

sudden sundial
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Citing, one second

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I was not there when they were written

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How Uma Musume depicts Mayano Top Gun is very faithful to the personality of the real horse. The horse is quite moody, childish, and would refuse to do anything he absolutely doesnโ€™t like.

This unfortunately, contributed to his inconsistent performances in races.

His groom and stable workers called him by the nickname โ€œGun-chanโ€.
runic whale
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Yea mayano top gun is definitely inconsistent with her racing

sudden sundial
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Her habit of throwing kisses up towards her fans is reminiscent of his jockey, Seiki Tabara, doing the same thing. Her personality is a bit like his (but thank god they didnโ€™t put his entire personality in the game).

They both have something called a โ€œgenius temperamentโ€ (not sure how to translate this exactly, itโ€™s ๅคฉๆ‰่‚Œ). Tabara was also known as a genius jockey, even though he says that he isnโ€™t one, while horse girl Mayano Top Gun can literally do everything. In one of her 1komas, she could already deduce the criminal of a mystery drama.
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Since Maya decides how to run a race by his mood, Tabara always improvised his tactic when jockeying Maya in a race.
Maya had won races with all four different running styles. (Itโ€™s also the reason why Maya has at least a B for every running style in the game)

runic whale
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Yea his jockey was really really flirty i guess

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And they just cut that part and kept minor flirty

sudden sundial
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I don't see anything that would correlate to a previously frisky persona, thought it doesn't mean it's not real

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I don't know if the jockey was flirty, the way it's written it sounds like he engaged with the fans/the stands a lot or something.
Then again, I don't know why he had to be stricken from the record

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I can only expect the worst from that factoid

runic whale
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The way it's written means he probably did more than just smile and wave

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Like, "thank God" is a bit extreme if he wasn't that much of a person

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Oh wow he was riding tokai teio on his miracle return in 1993 arima kinen

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..... What is a kiss ceremony?

sudden sundial
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Looks like nothing criminal, what I've found says he was known to drink but I'm not sure that means he was a drunk, it's written in the "He liked bars" kind of way. His career is from 1978 to 1982 so, you know, what's scandalous then is not scandalous now.
Also, apparently he spoke out about some things that were genuinely bad (training conditions, etc) which is just presented as if justifies anything

runic whale
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He apparently did kiss ceremonies just to look cool

lime stream
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I haven't found a trustworthy source in English so far, will try JP

runic whale
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The words kiss ceremony probably got lost in the translation

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Oh it's in Korean

runic whale
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He whipped the author of a newspaper what

sudden sundial
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I found the name The Sarknoning Incident dropped in my own investigation but no explanation

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Sounds lik this JP wiki section could be it, for the most part

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defeated due to an extreme rear-loaded standby plan
Translation: end closer was a bad idea

lime stream
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that might be an AI failing to refer to the "Saruno King Incident"

runic whale
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Yea he just is overall a bad person after getting booted it seems like

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Gone down the dark path despite riding on legendary horses

lime stream
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tl;dr match fixing was suspected but it sounds like it was never clear who actually did anything

runic whale
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Just a thought but maybe the horse's trainer?

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Maybe someone accidentally fed the horse something

sudden sundial
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Match fixing would come from the owner year, the jockey wouldn't do it on his own

lime stream
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I was trying to avoid translating entire articles here but yes the owner was suspected too

sudden sundial
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I don't know, I know the translation is not gonna be perfect so I'm trying to read between the lines and at what was the real original meaning (like "Sarnoking were the lords of the horse" means "Saruno King was the winner of the horse race" probably)

runic whale
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Lord of the horse

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Isn't that sakura bakushin o

lime stream
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ใ‚ตใƒซใƒŽใ‚ญใƒณใ‚ฐไบ‹ไปถ
1982ๅนดใฎใ‚นใƒ—ใƒชใƒณใ‚ฐใ‚นใƒ†ใƒผใ‚ฏใ‚นใงใ‚ตใƒซใƒŽใ‚ญใƒณใ‚ฐใซ้จŽไน—ใ—ใŸ้š›ใ€ๆฅต็ซฏใชๅพŒๆ–นๅพ…ๆฉŸ็ญ–ใ‹ใ‚‰ๆ•—ๆˆฆใ€ๅ„ชๅ‹ใ—ใŸใƒใ‚ฎใƒŽใ‚ซใƒ ใ‚คใ‚ชใƒผใจใ‚ตใƒซใƒŽใ‚ญใƒณใ‚ฐใŒๅŒ้ฆฌไธปใงใ‚ใฃใŸใŸใ‚ๅ…ซ็™พ้•ท็–‘ๆƒ‘ใ‚’ๆŽ›ใ‘ใ‚‰ใ‚ŒใŸไบ‹ไปถใงใ‚ใ‚‹ใ€‚
Saruno King Incident
When [Tabara was] riding him for the 1982 Sprint Stakes, they rode extremely far back and lost, and fixing was suspected because the winning Hagino Kamui O (???) had the same owner as Saruno King.

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is that clear enough? lol

sudden sundial
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Lol

runic whale
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Your uma lacked enough power

sudden sundial
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Anyway I'm just glad it's not some criminal "flirty" stuff, just good ol' 1980s match fixing at worst

runic whale
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It says nothing about the kissing thing

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Other than the namu link, and they call it kissing ceremony

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Oh yea I'm glad mayano top gun doesn't love drugs or drinking

sudden sundial
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It would definitely be listed if he did innapropriate things with fans or whatever

runic whale
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And assaulting people

sudden sundial
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It's not missing by ommission

runic whale
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She assaults the trainer with her love instead

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Only her she says, don't talk to other umas she says

sudden sundial
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I think a Mayano Top Gun event where she got drunk or ate rum chocolates or something would be fun, whatever shape drunk Top Gun takes

runic whale
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Rum raisin ice cream for mayano top gun

sudden sundial
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Also she does have the wedding skin coming up, which I think it's one of only two

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So it sounds like she wins no matter what

runic whale
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One of 3

lime stream
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so the JP wiki (https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/็”ฐๅŽŸๆˆ่ฒด#้จŽๆ‰‹็”Ÿๆดปไธญใฎ้จ’ๅ‹•) lists 5 controversies Seiki Tabara was involved in:

  • Saruno King Incident, suspected match fixing
  • State Jaguar Incident, illegal levels of caffeine in the horse (TIL this is a thing???)
  • Possible Grudge against Itou Yuuji, supposedly he refused to ride any of the guy's horses after one horse rebuked him?
  • Sanei Thank You Incident, he criticized the condition of the horse and it blew up as a news article; this is the most dubious case because apparently people rallied on both sides and the reporter also got fired and there was a legit horse mistreatment concern involved and I don't even know
  • Sports Nippon Reporter Assault, exactly what it sounds like, yes involving a whip
runic whale
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Wait idek if the teio wedding skins are just background Easter eggs or part of the game

lime stream
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but yeah no mention of misbehavior towards fans or relationships or anything like that

sudden sundial
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Fourth one definitely seems like a "punished for speaking out" or whistleblower situation, that's the only one I got half a story out of in English. Could go either way

lime stream
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I just can't stop laughing at caffeine doping the horse

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it's probably terrible for them but wtf

runic whale
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I guess the kissing thing was just something he did after the race as like fanservice

sudden sundial
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Deep Impact also had accusations of doping but I don't know if caffeine was mentioned, not sure how real of a thing it is

runic whale
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Have we ever seen the umas drink coffee

sudden sundial
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Deep Impact was stupidly dominant to the point I don't think doping explains it

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Could explain maybe a third of the wins but not the career

runic whale
sudden sundial
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It's funny how I can look at this on his wiki and I can literally see the in-game career lmao

lime stream
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my impression from the tone of the JP wiki article is that the last incident was probably the most damning, because while Tabara claims it was an accident due to the reporter being in a prep room they shouldn't have been in, he never properly apologized and kept phrasing it as the reporter's fault

runic whale
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Damn is that a triple cup

sudden sundial
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Yes Deep Impact is a triple crowner

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And a Japan Cup winner

runic whale
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Spring TS triple crown?

lime stream
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like the one thing I know about Deep Impact is being the first undefeated triple crown since Rudolf?

sudden sundial
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And Arima Kinen and Takarazuka Kinen are no joke

lime stream
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hence his absence making Rudolf a more hilariously OP figure in the anime

sudden sundial
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Sastuki, Tokyo, Kikuka

runic whale
sudden sundial
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From Senior Year, he has two thirds of both senior crowns

sudden sundial
# lime stream like the one thing I know about Deep Impact is being the first undefeated triple...

After winning the Satsuki Sho, he went on to win the Tลkyล Yลซshun(Japanese Derby) in a race record time of (2:23.3), tying King Kamehameha's record from a year earlier and becoming the sixth undefeated double champion in history and the first since Mihono Bourbon in 1992. Finally, he won the Kikuka Sho on October 23rd, 2005, becoming the first horse since Narita Brian 11 years earlier to complete the Japanese Triple Crown of Thoroughbred Racing. He also became the first undefeated Japanese Triple Crown winner since Symboli Rudolf 21 years earlier, but in his next race, the Arima Kinen, Deep Impact was beaten by Heart's Cry for the first defeat of his racing career.

In 2020, his son Contrail became the third horse in Japanese horse racing history to win the Classic Triple Crown without losing any races, becoming the first event in the world where a father and son both won the Triple Crown undefeated.

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It's not a undefeated career but undefeated until Triple Crown

lime stream
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yeah, I've been assuming "undefeated triple crown" means undefeated at the time of crown #3

sudden sundial
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Yeah I take undefeated as all-around until stated otherwise, but now I imagine a real undefeated horse might never happen

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I'm spoiled by the game making it reasonable

lime stream
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career undefeated also probably has a lot to do with career length

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Tokino Minoru / maybe-Tazuna is a 10-win 0-loss horse though

sudden sundial
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Agnes Tachyon is undefeated but only did 4 races, and then Sire Ending

lime stream
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Tokino Minoru is a racehorse in the early 1950s. He won 10 times of 10 runs, including Satsuki Sho and Japanese Derby. However, He passed away only at the age of three, just after the Derby.

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ok yeah not that different

runic whale
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I have an idea

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Race your horse 2 times, win, retire

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Boom, Undefeated horse

lime stream
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that's probably why people don't make a big deal out of career undefeated, but undefeated + other cool thing

runic whale
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Haru urara has an impressive defeated career

sudden sundial
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Yeah, that tracks

runic whale
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I like how haru's career is completely fictional

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Because iirc haru urara only raced maiden

lime stream
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I guess that counts as an undefeated double crown, just with a way worse injury than Teio

sudden sundial
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Undefeated until triple crown really is the best you can get I imagine. It's the horse during their prime. Senior year is already called senior for a reason

lime stream
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I have yet to hear of a more impressive achievement, yeah

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for a JP racehorse

runic whale
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Yet you have a chance to win 2 triple crowns

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Probably impossible irl lol

sudden sundial
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I think for anything more impressive you have to go to the real legends. Secretariat, Eclipse. Let me check Secretariat's actual career...

runic whale
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Secretariat is an end closer, right?

lime stream
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for so long I had no idea "Eclipse" was a horse name, and thought the school motto was Engrish gibberish ppenk

runic whale
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Wait what

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Eclipse first horse later

lime stream
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Eclipse (1 April 1764 โ€“ 26 February 1789) was an undefeated 18th-century British Thoroughbred racehorse who won 18 races, including 11 King's Plates. He raced before the introduction of the British Classic Races, at a time when four-mile heat racing was the norm. He was considered the greatest racehorse of his time and the expression, "Eclipse...

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He was considered the greatest racehorse of his time and the expression, "Eclipse first, the rest nowhere" entered the English vernacular as an expression of dominance.

sudden sundial
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Secretariat apparently had 21 races. 16 were 1st place, 3 were 2nd, 1 was 3rd and the last one is Unplaced, no idea what that means.
His Classic/prime year is 7 1st, 1 2nd and the unplaced
His Senior year is 9 1sts, 2 2nds and 1 3rd

lime stream
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oh, and

his sire line has become dominant in the modern Thoroughbred worldwide through descendants such as Northern Dancer, Mr. Prospector and Sunday Silence.

sudden sundial
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So even a legend like Secretariat can't go undefeated

sudden sundial
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But it looks like Eclipse won 18 of 18 races

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So he's the real deal

lime stream
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"unplaced" makes me imagine the horse lying on the ground next to the gates

runic whale
sudden sundial
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I wonder if Eclipse also invented "Distance" rdsnrk

lime stream
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exactly

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maybe Secretariat just had no spoons that day

runic whale
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Felt like sleeping

sudden sundial
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Yeah, this is the Real DEal for sure

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(Eclipse)

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But in conclusion, if you have to go to Eclipse to find a true undefeated horse, then for sure "undefeated until triple crown" is pretty much the olympiad gold medal of horses

runic whale
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Holy shit eclipse is literally him

sudden sundial
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The rest nowhere

runic whale
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Eclipse probability invented DIST

lime stream
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was Eclipse a front runner

sudden sundial
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I'm not sure running styles were even invented back then or had names. I can't find any of them mentioned together with Eclipse in any page

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The fact he was consistently leading by enough for the phrase to be coined, makes me bet front runner, but who knows

lime stream
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too bad we don't have videos from back then

sudden sundial
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And to go back to Uma

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There's one of the three goddesses right there

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Eclipse's great-grandpa

lime stream
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Darley Arabian?

sudden sundial
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Yeah

lime stream
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I'm guessing "Mare by ..." means it wasn't even a named horse, just "I knew a guy who had a horse"?

runic whale
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Nope

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Looks like average US naming convention

sudden sundial
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If you see, for example "Mare by blacklegs" has "Blacklegs" as sire

runic whale
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Sire + Dam

sudden sundial
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It's probably just that the mare didn't get a name