Uma Musume

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Lore accurate Rudolf is undefeated Classic triple crown

[sudden sundial]

I will never forgive Manhattan Cafe

URA champion

3L

LEGEND

And she did win 7 G1s

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Should get my queen nice nature a triple crown

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The worst sparks imaginable tho

Just Rudolf

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URA long is so fucking difficult

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URA is difficult in general

It's a weird difficulty spike from the last goal race to ura finale

I can't wait for the other careers tbh

[sudden sundial]

Well at least I raised Golshi's potential

[sudden sundial]

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Golsh

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Kita got blessed i can't stop looking

Oh, Her eyes are pretty too

[sudden sundial]

Fail a 6%
Mood down
Practice poor
Right before a goal, finish 3rd
Infirmary, no cure
Infirmary, cure practice poor

The Golshi experience

She's glue. She's absolute dog food

[runic whale]

That's skill issue

My golshi won two triple crowns and she only did the training thing once

And only got slacker because of an event

[lime stream]

finally watching the last of S2
neo: did you catch that Turbo in S2E11 was singing a version of Teio's hachimitsu song? the double meanings in JP make it easy to miss in subs so I'm not sure how obvious it is just from hearing the voices

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S2e11? Gonna have to rewatch that rq

[lime stream]

at ~8:55

[novel depot]

The logical solution to Kitasan's problem

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OHH that scene

Yea i hear the similarities

Turbo turbo turboooo

[lime stream]

yeah in JP it's unmissable because she literally just swapped "hachimitsu" for "turbo"

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It got lost in the sub translations

[lime stream]

but because the "nameru" verb presumably has a completely different meaning with that noun it kinda has to get lost

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She says "if you think you can beat turbo"

Yea i can take on turbo

[lime stream]

basically "nameru" means either "to lick" or "to underestimate"

in JP it's common to say things like "if you underestimate me you're gonna regret it" with nameru that naturally localize to "if you think you can beat..." but yeah there's just no way to convey that it's the same lyric but homonym'd

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So she was basically also saying "when you lick it, it's turbo"?

[lime stream]

well, probably "if you underestimate Turbo"

like yes it's a homonym for "if you lick Turbo" but that is almost certainly not the intent with that noun lol

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If you lick turbo... 🤔

[lime stream]

do not the Turbo

she does not taste like honey

LOL that was the context of ? the things you forget...

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Are you sure?

I'll gladly lick turbo

[lime stream]

oh, right, this is where S2 gets extra gay

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Wdym extra? Its always gay

Oh the teio mcqueen scenes

Yes that turns it extra gay

Atp just make them kiss 😭

[potent trail]

alriiight, finally won an URA long, with turns out my first GOAT

now i just need one (1) G1 trophy. unfortunately i need to pull a different uma for that tokyo daishohen is medium dirt happening at same time as arima kinen and all the horses i have currently that could feasibly run it have that race as goal instead

all my karats have been goin into kita pulls

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All my carats that reach 150 i spend on kita pull

The gacha got to me

I took this as a sign that teio hates me

[sudden sundial]

Raising one finger for each fracture

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Triple fracture queen 👑✨

Gold ship would look so hot without the bridle

[sudden sundial]

The Mejiro genes

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I mean.. She's already hot

Like... DAMN.

The mejiro genes show in this outfit

[lime stream]

[This user was banned for violating the 🐴 guidelines]

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If this is lewd then teio new outfit is extremely r rated

[lime stream]

that was more a joke about the comments but yeah

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Yo actually imagine if teio's midriff in her new outfit was covered by that transparent fire thing she has on the skirt

[lime stream]

the guidelines get weird when some of the official art is non-zero lewd

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Frilly fire things that hang from the hem of her upper torso outfit

[lime stream]

I think they're supposed to be phoenix feathers

at least in the anime this was her outfit after recovering from the first fracture, hence phoenix theme?

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Oh my god i now get her theming

[lime stream]

I think I had to be told that by the trivia sheet

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Phoenix rise from ashes

She basically rose from the ashes

.. But she didn't wear this in her impressive comeback race

[lime stream]

uh... arima kinen?

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She hasn't used this outfit ever since her 2nd broken leg

Yes, 1993 arima kinen

[lime stream]

yeah, I think the vibe of it wasn't right after it was no longer a one-off injury

by the time of the arima we knew it was more going out with a bang than coming back to a full career

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And bang she did

Not with mcq-... Yes she went out with a bang

Both that race and the real life one gave me goosebumps

https://youtu.be/j3_GIm44-Vs?si=Hp5YJItG1CrhK8g_
The announcer was screaming his name basically

[novel depot]

El Condor Pasa can do it. Has a dirt B affinity, which should be easily raised to A once you have a spark that can raise Dirt.

[runic whale]

Doesn't el have arima kinen as her goal race too?

[lime stream]

oh we don't see much of mcqueen's room, what are these photos...

they zoom in on the top one since it's the purikura from the last ep
top left is vodka/daiwa I think from the hatsumoude / new year shrine visit ep
top right is Mejiro Palmer presumably from one of her wins
bottom left is trainer and gold ship? not sure what scene
bottom right I think is the part where the entire cast begs Teio to race again

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And teio says no

[lime stream]

Palmer's probably the most interesting one since she's not Spica, and none of the other Mejiros are here

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In the end the queen of speed twin turbo convinced her

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The animators:

I was disappointed there weren't more teio pictures in mcqueen's roo- oh

[lime stream]

that's only in the Golshi scenes

[potent trail]

yeah, i figured her or maybe taiki, tho idk what her track lenghts are

either way ill have to pull them first

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She probably has them in her room at her mansion

Anyway those look like random screen caps

Like how does mcqueen have a photo from the ceiling during that scene where they beg teio

[lime stream]

I feel like we must've seen that room at some point but it hasn't happened yet, maybe in these last two eps

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And why that scene in particular 😭

[lime stream]

lol, yeah every single time a TV show has a photo of in-show events it causes this "who was camera" problem

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So mcqueen is like banana joe's mom

She snaps pictures that have never happened before so they happen in the end

Imagine instead of idol concerts they did battle of the bands

I'd like to see golshi shred a guitar using just her tounge, not even using her hands to hold the guitar

[lime stream]

Sounds of Earth had that one violin that everyone ignored, I think that might've been the only instrument?

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It was fake

She has a chip in it and she seems to have made it herself

So she wears a facade of being an emperor but the truth is she's just your average tecchie and just wants to shine with her second personality

[lime stream]

tbc I did notice that, but I think that is literally the only on-screen "instrument", we never get a horse with a real one

hm, did any of the Mejiros play a piano? I feel like they have a piano

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McQueen does i think?

Their voices can be instruments

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Like look at her bigass smile

Things you never say to tokai teio before she starts her winning concert:
Break a leg

Wait have i made that same joke before

[lime stream]

once

now you have to make it a third time when no one's expecting it

oh, the hachimitsu song does have a 3rd line

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Ashiga ashiga a-shi-gaaaaa

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When we're talking about sad scenes i will just bring that up

Yall better keep your timbers from shivering

[lime stream]

there we go, the episode 12 ending was the scene I remembered the whole season for until this rewatch

[sudden sundial]

Got greedy and went for the Strength Chakra

I want to see it pay up one day

Alright, I've had enough. I'm Bakushining

I need a win

[sudden sundial]

Damn, went from 8th to 1st in the last 200m

Sorry

Bakushined from 8th to 1st in the last 200m

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Wtf how isn't she front run

[sudden sundial]

She is

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Because from my experiences with front runners, if they fail at front running they fail at front running

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Lost the finale. But I Bakushined 5 trophies I didn't have out of 9 I went for

Not bad considering I could've had 9 more trainings

[runic whale]

Are you making a pvp bakushin

Because all she really needs for pvp is guts, wit and speed if you put her in sprint

[sudden sundial]

I don't care about pvp

[runic whale]

Max speed just enables her to win ura finale

[novel depot]

Aren't guts and wit basically low-priority stats? Like, not giving much value past 400 or so?

[runic whale]

Guts enables her to sustain her run

You don't need stam or power for sprint

A bit of power maybe to pull into position but other than that, nothing else

Unless you're building her to also Be a medium and long front of runner

Speed spam only works with bakushin for some reason

Doesn't even work for urara who mostly gets dirt sprint

[novel depot]

Guts is like an extra tank of HP that can be used only at the end. There is only so much of it that is usable.

[sudden sundial]

Because her career is 10 sprint races

[runic whale]

Yea it's all sprint for her

It probably works for other front run sprinters

Guts patch will be much more useful

I can't wait for twin turbo, bakushin 2.0 but there would be some strategy put into it because she ran in the all comers

And I'm sure all comers would be one of her career goals

[novel depot]

Power is important on short races, because it's basically like acceleration. You don't have much time to accelerate in sprints, so if your speed is too much higher than your power, you will end up wasting some of it.

[runic whale]

Undefeated bakushin speed spam is the only way

[novel depot]

Stamina recommendations for sprint in PvP is about 500. It's less important in career, because you have a hidden stat boost that helps you reach that basically from the very beginning.

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Oh wow a few people keep borrowing my spe, i wonder what sparks she has

[sudden sundial]

So you're saying the horses are doping

I mean, Agnes I already knew but...

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After they retire they're weaker

Actually i wonder what the hell the horses do after their careers

They basically peaked at Highschool

I guess they can keep racing in the dream trophy

[sudden sundial]

One of them becomes student council president for 30 years

[novel depot]

The career stat bonus is +400, by the way.

[sudden sundial]

That's job security, I guess

[lime stream]

at least until they get the license for Deep Impact

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So haru just loses debut even with the boost

[novel depot]

The enemies are also boosted

[sudden sundial]

They're not enemies, they're love rivals

[novel depot]

But this boost means that they are less likely to run out of HP partway through the race

[sudden sundial]

Worse than failing a 1%

[runic whale]

That one horse be like

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Yay

Got kita's wife

Is it unmanly to want to be babied by super freak

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1m8w46k/just_go_out_and_pray_she_does_birdblitz/

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Super Freak is growing on me

[sudden sundial]

I will not fall for the propaganda

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Please save me

I'll be turned into her googoo baby

[sudden sundial]

LEt's gooooo apologems

This game will onyl give me guts cards

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Cygames please 30,000 carats

[sudden sundial]

I love that horses start their career with 1 fan

[runic whale]

Yes you are their first fan

[sudden sundial]

Bakushin shin shin!

Much better run, only 2 optional races with 2 new trophies. Decent sparks too

[novel depot]

I think that one fan might be you

[sudden sundial]

Yes that's why I love it

[sudden sundial]

I didn't realise in Suzuka's career, you have like one race in all of Classic year. You get no fans to hit th 60k, so now I'm scrambling for races

I'm glad there's so many G1 high-fan races at the end of the year

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Arima kinen is a life saver

[sudden sundial]

If you can run long

Otherwise Japan Cup. Forty five thousand fans babyyyyyy

You're kinda fucked if you're a spring and mile horse tho. I think best you can do is a 15000 race

Lore accurate Suzuka

Yeah, deserved

Oh shit

[runic whale]

My wife suzuka

Well, if i was special week she would be my wife

[sudden sundial]

Back to Golshi, let's see if I get a glue run and eulg run

[runic whale]

I would wife super freak

Oh my god i fell for the propaganda

[sudden sundial]

SHE'S THE OPPOSITE OF GLUE

[runic whale]

See?? I told you

Golshi godshi

[sudden sundial]

SHE'S GODDAMN LUBRICANT!

[runic whale]

Did you attempt 3 triple crowns

[runic whale]

Oh is she, now?

Kinky

[sudden sundial]

Brother, it's Classic Year Early April. I'm just about to run the Satsuki Sho

[runic whale]

Now attempt 3 triple crowns

Something my gold ship failed at

She only got 2 triple crowns

Utter disappointment

Tsk tsk

[sudden sundial]

1st! There's a chance

[runic whale]

Satsuki sho isn't a goal race, right?

But the other 2 classic triple crown is a goal race

[sudden sundial]

I'm gonna have to run every optional Long tho

[sudden sundial]

It is. Golshi's career has 6 goals that are three pairs from the three triple crowns

[runic whale]

You want long ura?

[sudden sundial]

That's why it's easy to go for all three with her

[sudden sundial]

How could I not?

[runic whale]

Here here, i have something smart to say

Meisho Doto is gifted

I change my mind it's no longer super creek

[sudden sundial]

No triple crown

She hates royalty

[runic whale]

Glue

How did she lose

Did she get boxed

My golshi refused to lose

Until Japan cup

[runic whale]

She and her gamma

Gramma

[sudden sundial]

I love winning a 33%

No Spring crown either. I'm telling you, she just thinks crowns are beneath her

The only trophy that matters to her is defending school from the alien invasion

[runic whale]

Gold ship do anything but training challenge (easy)

Gold ship do training other than anything challenge (impossible)

[sudden sundial]

Lost in semifinals. Unreal.

[runic whale]

Show me your golshi

Stats

[sudden sundial]

If I didn't have to pick up three optional long races

Her career is +1 Medium on its own, so you have to do two Longs for URA Long no matter what. And since I tried the triple crown

I guess I just can't go for the crown

[runic whale]

Here's mine that took me to finals

[sudden sundial]

Also she used 2 clocks in Qualifiers, embarrassing

[runic whale]

But its medium long because of the crowns

[sudden sundial]

Should've been an easy win

[sudden sundial]

? The Final can be mixed?

[runic whale]

No its mistake

Medium ura

[sudden sundial]

Ah okay

[runic whale]

I think I just need a few trophies to get ura trophies

Let me check my ura trophies

Long and dirt

Wait who even was my mile

[sudden sundial]

Same.

Dirt is just a matter of time, but Long is a nightmare

[runic whale]

Oh, daiwa girlfriend

Long is a nightmare because theres barely any long races

When spe rolled around, i didn't have a strong uma

[sudden sundial]

It's crazy how many trophies you can go for and still have so many left

[runic whale]

Or any of them

I'll beat up who ever is the next legend race

Oh and I'll beat her in a race too

[sudden sundial]

I just hope it's someone I have, the stars rewards is easily the best part of those races

Speaking of, I'm 2 stars/5 statues away from 4* Rudolf

[runic whale]

King Halo?? Well don't mind if i do

?? Since when

How many times did you break your leg
Teio:

199 more!

[sudden sundial]

This is why I check every now and then, Support cards will always say you have stuff you can level up, so I do regular checks to see if there's anything on the Trainee side

[runic whale]

Omg i have so many members in my club

Join Team Spica!

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1m9dfmt/luminox_mayano_top_guns_son_is_gonna_run_with_her/

[runic whale]

Omg mayano

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Omg umamusume

https://www.youtube.com/live/9xXxswHd-DM?si=ytt-yO5H-PBljOZA

[runic whale]

Um... I thought you were the bronze collector

Wow her sparks

3* wit, 3* speed, 2* stamina

I'm so proud of her

Turning her to pace chaser was the right decision for the final

It was hard for her to keep up with late surger

[novel depot]

I have Nice Nature as the medium ace of my team and Mayano Top Gun as the long ace. And sometimes I can hear both of them saying a line at the start of team races (usually it's only one uma that says something). Now I've heard the word "Mayano" in Nice Nature's line, so it's probably some kind of interaction. I wonder if there are more such hidden interactions.

Yep, I unlocked this voice line for Nice Nature in my archive

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1m9hm2n/horse_name_d/

[lime stream]

I suspect some of them are "worse" in English

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One Inch of love is never not funny to me

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1m9oenu/air_groove_is_embarrassed_by_ponpoko/

[potent trail]

absolutely incredible rudolf run, double triple crowns, both arima kinens, just, just wow

[sudden sundial]

Bonus PEAK from the comments

[sudden sundial]

Now that's an Emperor, holy

[runic whale]

Now draw Rudolf in roman emperor attire

[sudden sundial]

You mean holy roman

[lime stream]

I'm not sure I've ever seen Rudolf with her ears down before

[sudden sundial]

In the anime it's her job to always be confident and imposing

[runic whale]

Not even when teio broke her leg 3 times

I think her ears were slightly down in teio's last race

[sudden sundial]

I think you can only get vulnerable and personable Rudolf from the game

[lime stream]

fun fact: I learned the phrase "aura farming" from a reddit comment talking about Rudolf and some other umas

[sudden sundial]

Whether it's the story mini-episodes or the game

[runic whale]

She's farming aura like how the Irish were farming potatoes

[sudden sundial]

That's pretty much all her ult is

And when she's being presented before the races

[lime stream]

especially in Pretty Derby where she has a medical condition that prevents uncrossing her arms

[potent trail]

now i really wish she didnt randomly flop that required g3 race at the very beggining (she decided to be third), but alas

i suppose a perfect rng is unreasonable

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/symboli-rudolf-uma-musum-uma-musume-uma-gif-26030922

[sudden sundial]

Least powerful Rudolf

She's the goat for a reason

[runic whale]

You didn't let her get 3 crowns?

[sudden sundial]

I will not fall for the Deep Impact propaganda at least not until she's in the game

[runic whale]

You were only missing tenno sho autumn, you could've gotten 3 triple crowns

Unless a goal interfered with it

[sudden sundial]

Don't think so

Yeah, there's room for it

[runic whale]

TC Autumn is tenno sho autumn, Japan cup, then arima kinen

[sudden sundial]

I think Rudolf like Golshi has 80% of the 9 triple crown races as goals

[runic whale]

Idk why but i got pretty happy when nice nature just

Started winning

[sudden sundial]

Yeah the Classic Triple Crown is just straight up 3 4 and 5. Then you have to optionalyl do Tenno Sho Autumn before Japan Cup, and whatever comes after TnS Spring

[potent trail]

i forgot thats a thing you can do

[sudden sundial]

Is it the Kikuka again?

[runic whale]

Tenno sho autumn

[potent trail]

forgive me ive been into these horses for all of two weeks

[lime stream]

I can never decide if I should romanize it as Kikuka or Kikka

[sudden sundial]

It's only 3 weeks for me maybe

[runic whale]

Classic TC:
Satsuki Sho
Japan Derby (Tokyo Yushun)
Kikuka Sho

Spring TC:
Osaka Hai
Tenno Sho Spring
Takarazuka Kinen

Autumn TC:
Tenno Sho Autumn
Japan Cup
Arima Kinen

O

Wait

[lime stream]

I've never touched the game since it's not my thing, but at least ~4 years since I first saw some of the anime

see if you put an O by itself I just think of Bakushin, who will not wait

[sudden sundial]

Correction for Rudolf. To do the Autumn crown you only have to delibarately do TnS Autumn before Japan Cup.
But for spring, you have to pick up both Osaka Hai before TnS Spring and Takarazuka Kinen after.

So it's three extra optional races

[runic whale]

These are in order

I have them memorized

Bro I'm getting triple crowns in Umas that never got one 😭

Like Nice Nature and Gold Ship

[lime stream]

Autumn TC seems like a strange mix with the foreign-entrants race and the popularity vote race, not sure if that affects gameplay

[runic whale]

But my teio never had one

[sudden sundial]

I've gone for the triple crowns so many times and I still have to check the goals and the required races every time. It's a permanently open tab

[runic whale]

Ok tbf she never had one

[runic whale]

Both don't affect gameplay

[sudden sundial]

There's more horses, probably the max amount. 18?

[runic whale]

You just need a set amount of fans for arima kinen

I think Japan cup has montjeu?

[lime stream]

oh and by that late in the year it's probably a non-issue?

[sudden sundial]

I think a lot of the other G1s just have 9 horses or whatever is normal

[runic whale]

Sometimes its a goal race for a lot of the Umas

[runic whale]

10-13

[sudden sundial]

Yeah your horse is as good as it's gonna get. And in this cases of picking up TnS Autumn, it's only one less training

[runic whale]

And yea arima kinen would be the last race of the year

And its a required goal

[lime stream]

I assume it's that late on purpose since why do the popularity vote race before the horses had a chance to impress you

[runic whale]

Some just require you to race in it and not having winning as necessary

[sudden sundial]

And it is a Senior year race

[runic whale]

Senior and classic

So you can win twice and flex on all the umas

[sudden sundial]

I don't know if I've eer gone for the TnSs in Classic

[runic whale]

That gets you dual grand prix iirc

Or is that takarazuka kinen and arima kinen

Because those two are the All-star races

[sudden sundial]

Those for sure are in both years

Same as Japan Cup, which is extremely farmable for fans so you can hit the 60k before February

[runic whale]

The tenno sho autumn doesn't matter in classic

[sudden sundial]

Nor does the srping one

[runic whale]

Since there isn't a race available to do a classic Autumn TC

[lime stream]

I keep forgetting to look this up, but what does "grand prix" even mean in this context

[sudden sundial]

No idea, I don't hear that in the context of Uma musume. I know triple crown and The Eight Grand Classics

[runic whale]

Actually idk what the grand prix refers to

[lime stream]

yeah, I'm used to the term from Formula 1, where I think it means races related to the world championship? but that's clearly not a definition that applies in the horse context

[runic whale]

Yea winning that twice gives you dual grand prix

So i was right

[sudden sundial]

I mean from French it just means grand price

[runic whale]

Now look at my nice nature! Isn't she a good girl?

[runic whale]

It's true in the end

[sudden sundial]

It is just one of the 8 classic G1s but I guess it is specially important within the 8?

[runic whale]

Prize money for Arima kinen is..

¥ 1,080,000,000

[sudden sundial]

It's the only one that gives 30k fans aside from Japan Cup, and it's at the end of the year

[runic whale]

7 million USD

Arima kinen is definitely important

Its a major all star race and there is only 2 in each year

Takarazuka kinen is the other

[sudden sundial]

Maybe it's the oldest one?

[lime stream]

huh, apparently in this context grand prix just means the fan-voted races, Takurazaka and Arima Kinens

[sudden sundial]

Huh

[runic whale]

Japan Cup is the oldest i think

Actually I'll go see if my Natie played in the takarazuka kinen

[lime stream]

though it's then confused by the fact that Arima Kinen used to be named the Nakayama Grand Prix while the Takarazuka Kinen apparently always had that name

whatever, I'll call them the Kinens

[runic whale]

The kinens are the dual grand prix

I think they're associated with each other because they're prestigious?

Like I've mentioned, both are the only all-star races

[lime stream]

well, they're definitely associated primarily because they're the two all-star/fan-vote races

[runic whale]

Fans can collectively vote for the most bad performing horses then vote in deep impact at his prime

So Dramatic and Traffic Lights watching the 3 Goddesses themselves walk in and into the stands

[lime stream]

tbf if Teio can win the Arima after a year hiatus, nothing's impossible

[runic whale]

Teio has lesbian power

[lime stream]

not the irl one

[runic whale]

True

Then he has gay power

I like how the irl one had multiple fractures but it wasn't said how many

So teio would have gotten more

This could've been her

[lime stream]

what I read was irl Teio had four fractures, counting the post-Arima one that forced the final retirement

and the anime conveniently skips that one

[sudden sundial]

The anime skips a lot of things

https://tenor.com/view/rice-shower-uma-musume-hello-wave-hi-gif-23563158

[lime stream]

thankfully

[runic whale]

OH NO

She got a broken hart

I googled hachimi

What the fuck is a Ug rank

[sudden sundial]

That's 7 ranks above SS

[runic whale]

What the hell? Already 500+ on classic year

What is the stock thing

Wtf farming simulator umamusume

You can put your umas to work

[sudden sundial]

You've seen an A rank trainee maybe, then it goes A+, S, S+, SS, I don't know if there's SS+, and then it's Ua, Ub, Uc...

[runic whale]

*"Can Cook"*yea let spe cook

[runic whale]

Yea I've seen A Rank trainees

[sudden sundial]

Don't look into the future, it might look back

[runic whale]

So far that's the highest we could go, right?

I wonder when we're getting all of this

I guesstimate 1 year from now

Or 2

[sudden sundial]

Yeah S and SS is, like, two generations of nothing but 3* sparks plus all SSR lvl 50 support cards

The good ones too

We're talking Kita and 5 equivalents

[runic whale]

I do hope they want to pickup the pace on catching up

So we can just godfarm umas

[sudden sundial]

And then people somehow got to Ua and above, I decided not to look further into the abyss at that point

[runic whale]

Looks like the field crop thing adds a multiplier

[sudden sundial]

I think the calendar is already accelarated

[runic whale]

That's a cool feature actually

[runic whale]

So maybe we're getting all of this in 1 year time

[sudden sundial]

I don't think it took a month for Kita to come out in Jp

That's all I know tho, on whether the calendar is the same or sped up

[runic whale]

They are going slow because almost everyone is inclined to spend 1,000 USD for horsegirls

[novel depot]

They will eventually add more careers than just URA. This is probably one of them. The screenshot is likely from some country-specific version, perhaps with a translation mod.

[runic whale]

Yea it's from hachimi

The first i know

[novel depot]

Also notice how stat caps are higher than our current 1200

[runic whale]

I've seen some screenshots of the other careers in uma server

Yea I've noticed that

The stat rankings go up to U

[sudden sundial]

1700 Power and your horse will still get boxed in

[runic whale]

Who are you to judge that they like being surrounded by hot horse girls

[sudden sundial]

Only Golshi has Uma Stan

She is a stud after all

[runic whale]

Yea but

[lime stream]

I found a summary of this at some point, and apparently at these level the ranks get so weird they aren't even meaningful indicators of race performance

[runic whale]

Agnes tachyon 2,000 children

Agnes gotherfreak-on

[sudden sundial]

Game gets weird too aparently. I read the first confirmed Ue horse couldn't win any races

In PvP I assume

[runic whale]

Well..

I guess we'll enjoy this "C+ being able to beat B horses" thing

That's what my urara did how the fuck did she win

???? How?

How do you do it urara.. HOW

[lime stream]

I look forward to when they add Deep Impact and everyone beats her with their hyper-optimized S+ Haru Uraras

[sudden sundial]

Reminder that every grading below A is an extra -20% debuff to the horse's performance

I can't speak for the Haru, but unless that Oguri is A on Dirt it's running at a massive handicap

[runic whale]

Yes but the haru could've beaten me

Oguri cap was leading

[sudden sundial]

Well the RNG is ultimately the one that decides anything

But also skills

[runic whale]

They weren't boxed too

[sudden sundial]

She'll run out of stamina and guts 20% faster at least

I see Oguri is B on Dirt, so no more than that.

[runic whale]

She was number 1 fav in the match

Her 2nd aptitude is the two double circle

[lime stream]

are the dirt/turf stats fixed per character or can you train/spark/card(???) those into something else

[runic whale]

Spark yes

But you can't train aptitudes

[sudden sundial]

Their baseline is fixed. It can improve with sparks and with parents

[runic whale]

And they're random in inspirations, right?

[sudden sundial]

When you choose the parents before you start a career, any grading can go up to A depending on the parents Sparks. To go to S, you can only do so with inspiration yes

[runic whale]

You can have a horse start at A then end with S because of the inspiration events

[sudden sundial]

Which is a total dice roll, but affinity helps a little

[runic whale]

Hey I'll send the vid of the urara race

This C urara kinda scares me

[sudden sundial]

This is how Haru can win the Arima Kinen. She needs parents with Long and Turf Sparks

[runic whale]

Needs to be 9* on both of those

And also great SSRs

[sudden sundial]

Considering she's G in Turf and G in Long, she needs a lot of good luck. I don't think she can start as A even if her parents are 3* on the sparks, you'll need good inspiration luck

[runic whale]

AND SHE WAS RUSHED

Oguri cap even activated her Ult

I still am very very surprised when i saw who she was up against

"sorry, urara. You may not win"

wins
???

[lime stream]

Oguri suddenly surrounded by Harus at the last minute is pretty funny though

[runic whale]

There was an all haru race

STOP encouraging her

[sudden sundial]

The baku will be shinned

[potent trail]

is it not the mood makin the difference?

maybe ur ura just lucked on great mood n they got bad or awful

[runic whale]

Forgot

[sudden sundial]

Alright, no crowns. Pure, long, Golshi. This is the run for sure

The greatest inspiration of all time?

I used to pray for times like this

No aptitude upgrades

[potent trail]

new horsy! i have gotten king halo. lookin forward to mommy issues the horse

[sudden sundial]

No 1 fave, triple bullseye going into URA qualifiers. I've never seen this before

[sudden sundial]

Is that her thing? I thought her thing was pretending to be The Empress and also a tsundere

But maybe I'm thinking of Air Groove

No 1 fave, doulbe bullseye one triangle into semifinals. Also never seen anything close to this before.

No 7 fave, two circles one dash into URA finale. Best odds I've ever seen in a Finale

The greatest dropkick of my life

LONG URA CHAMPION GOLSHI

By a nose because she loves to make you suffer

Ignore Professor of Curvature, I got that with the bonus SP

All 1st wins except TnS Spring. Two optional Long races, nothing else

[potent trail]

yeah her mom won a bunch of g1 races so she's living in her shadow while the mom berates her for wanting to run races bc she's not good enough and would embarrass herself and according to the first four story portions there was child neglect up til she decided to race when it just turned into barrage of verbal insults til she ran away from home and its just all very "fuck yall ill prove im the best, ill be an uma people recognize for my own talents" with a heavy dash of projected tsundere overconfidence

so, yes mommy issues

ngl i did wonder where all the shitty parent backstories are

[sudden sundial]

Oh I think I heard about this

Yeah, one meme about Trainer and the other umas wanting to punch King Halo's mom and being talked down, by King Halo, into just calling her a bitch.

[sudden sundial]

I do think it may be the only one or I may have heard about it

[potent trail]

i only started the career hust now so we'll see

[sudden sundial]

I took the meme with a grain of salt but I knew it wouldn't be made out of thin air

[potent trail]

rudolf mentions strict upbringing but its rudolf so she thrived

[sudden sundial]

I know King Halo is an old horse but should be younger than Rudolf, so it's not an about "back in those days"

I do think it's a remnant of the beginnings of the game, nowadays they definitely don't want to give any horse a sad story or background like that, but back then it was just normal character writing and diversifying

[potent trail]

frankly i dig it i need my drama fill

put some hurt into all this fluff

[sudden sundial]

I do agree the diversity is nice, not everybody has to be a cinnabon bun with perfect parents

[potent trail]

(in cute anime horses?) yes in cute anime horses think of the contrast the flavorrr

[sudden sundial]

Cygames definitely overcorrected over the years, but to be fair it could literally be the difference that gives them consent to more horses. It's already worked for them

And more horses = good, to me, even if we may suffer in writing. You can get the good writing as extra

[potent trail]

also she does the ojou sama ohoho even more than bakushin which is great

not that she can dethrone worlds best
fastest horse but frankly i am a fan already

[sudden sundial]

As much as I can love Bakushin, you need the pedigree and the attitude to be a real ojou-sama, so Bakushin could never

McQueen was originally the ojou-sama. Prideful, proper, focused on manners and station and etiquette. Now all that remains is her tea

King Halo can pull it off for sure. And since she's not an SSR, there's definitely less scrutiny.

They SSRs are the ones most at risk of being completely flattened in personality

CV: Iori Saeki (Did not become a seiyuu until 2018, so King Halo was one of her first roles).
It’s rumoured that King Halo’s owner was the only one actively seeking Cygames out to turn his horse to a horse girl, that’s why King Halo was added very late among the first batch of horses (there was no plan of adding him at first).

It’s probably also why she still has her “I’m not giving up!” personality.

Ah, here it is

Her in-game story is loosely based on the life of his first jockey; King Halo’s mum didn’t want her to participate in racing, like how Yuichi Fukunaga’s mum didn’t want him to become a jockey after his father, Youichi Fukunaga.

Never doubt the ancient horse magic

[potent trail]

aww, so she always has a gaggle of fans following her around, but now it turns out she's effectively adopting other "my parents fucking suck" umas. perfect

[sudden sundial]

The jockey lore is the hardest aspect of the lore and what shapes a horsegirl. Looking up the real life horse you get their entire career, their sire, their dams, 3 generations of ancestry, videos of all their significant races.
But you never get a list of "This is everyone who ever jockeyed this horse", much less an article for them or what they were like

On this part we depend the most on the actual JP horseracing enthusiasts, to tell us stuff like those quotes, how an Uma girl is influenced by the non-horse stuff

[potent trail]

i hath joined the punch mom fight on the side of punching

oh she is roomies with urara

which, dang that combo is on point. a roomate who's like, number one charm magnet when you're over there and none of the spectators or reporters even used your name yet

ough the dramaa

[sudden sundial]

Yeah, everyone loves putting Haru and Rice Shower together for obvious reasons, and it does work don't get me wrong, but Haru and King are roommates. Rice is roomate with Zenno Rob Roy, which I know nothing about

[potent trail]

i can extrapolate so much spice from this

[sudden sundial]

Haru and Rice do kind exist to be together

Perpetually happy vs chronically depressed

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-umamusume-umapyoi-umadachi-haru-urara-gif-6378595329632471406

[potent trail]

cuute

oops all pain now

[sudden sundial]

Ah yes

Don't you love goals where the horse has to run a race it has no chance of winning?

[potent trail]

[sudden sundial]

Alright, Haru time

She's glue

[sudden sundial]

She failed a low 10% in predebut, but I'm still here

[potent trail]

alright! very good first run

[novel depot]

Maybe the compatibility of the legacies was too low?

[arctic rain]

I wonder if pretty derby will ever come the switch, because right now switch only has the spinoff party dash.

[runic whale]

I wanna train mommy horse

[sudden sundial]

We're gonna stage an intervention for you

[runic whale]

Convince me otherwise from training super freak

Super Freak is the EMBODIMENT of "i have two sides"

Googoo babies and:

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1ma38p3/cosplaying_by_bobamirukuu/

[blissful spade]

need this as in edit but it's golshi

[runic whale]

Guys I'm falling for the super freak propaganda

Her trainer/jockey is winning.. They greenlit this super freak

They were okay with her googoo babies thing... I wanna be her googoo baby too

Battle of the lesbians (and glutton)

Omg oka sho today

[sudden sundial]

In late July? In the middle of summer camp?

Got a pvp round where every horse lost except Haru

[runic whale]

Wtf

She's the goat ofcourse she wins

[runic whale]

I think they're just giving us gifts for the races

[sudden sundial]

DIRT URA CHAMPION

[runic whale]

I want to train her

My daughter

Our daughter

Everyone's daughter

Well she's technically gramma horse and probably older than both of us

[sudden sundial]

Gonna make a dirt Condor

Her only job is to pick up trophies

[sudden sundial]

God she's unstoppable, she's the goat

10/11 new dirt trophies

[sudden sundial]

Four races in a row and she still won the Arima Kinen. El Condor Pasa is a superhorse

21 races, 17 wins, 10 new trophies

Won all of the dirt URA first try, clockless career, Legend in fans so she gets Legendary Diva as a title

And she was smurfing the whole time

Got an entire 10-pull from this career alone

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1maht2u/i_subbed_the_golshi_rice_and_palmer_playing_a/

[runic whale]

Wait where is the scene where Cheval grand screamed at kitasan

[runic whale]

Found it

S3E12

[sudden sundial]

Top Gun might be the cutest one in the loading screen comics

[cobalt ermine]

ffs

Golshi warp

[runic whale]

Gold ship is scary when she locks in

Theorized to be the greatest because he didn't show the same muscle strain that professional racing horses have after retiring

[sudden sundial]

I watched Suzuka's URA final three times and she lost them

Then I "View Results" of the last attempt and she won, by 4L

She's just a little shy

[potent trail]

[sudden sundial]

Just bad luck

[runic whale]

I feel like something is broken with it

If i watch races they perform worse

[novel depot]

There is so much variability in races that is hard to draw conclusions. But it probably doesn't matter. Most likely the whole race is decided in a second, and when you watch race, it's just a visual representation of those calculations.

[runic whale]

It happens too much to just overlook

[novel depot]

I've had races where I ended up near last place, then 1st after using alarm clock. Both with see results rather than watching. Sometimes you just end up being surrounded and there is nothing that you can do. And "more power" isn't always the solution.

[runic whale]

I wonder if this was mocapped too

I mean, probably is

[naive anchor]

https://youtu.be/kP1eTWqc7do

[runic whale]

I get it now

I understand super creek

Yes i am, i am a good trainer

[cobalt ermine]

Creek is. . . something else

[runic whale]

I'm her gooogoo baby

Omg that's adorable

"tip of tounge coming up from the rear"
??? Freaky announcer

What the fuck super freak has a condition she just gets after aa race that takes 15 turns to remove

Googoobaby disease

Just kidding, it's under the weather

She has mood swings

WAIT IS SHE...

SHE FAILED A 3%

[runic whale]

It's not

She just gets this condition and only her

Because of the stupid conditions, she has garbage stats at arima kinen goal race

And she just made me waste 5 turns to get rid of her condition what the fuck

Ok i give up

Senior year and she still has E stats

[naive anchor]

pictured: menace to society

[lime stream]

is that when she flicks the eraser at mcqueen but mcqueen deflects it back into her eye

[runic whale]

Yes

I wonder if the eye gags are based on Gold Ship shenanigans

Why her eye specifically? I guess it really hurts

[naive anchor]

the fact mcqueen just has a ping pong paddle on hand because of Golshi is comedi

[runic whale]

The skewer scene still makes me grimace

[naive anchor]

murders her own grandaughter
"oh my"

[runic whale]

Yea that seems like mejiro mcqueen

You ever wonder where gold ship got her aggressiveness

From stay gold
And you know where he gets his aggressiveness? Mejiro McQueen

It's.. Genetic for some reason

Spe when carrots

[lime stream]

[runic whale]

What was the dialog in that scene

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1map91x/alright_thats_actually_pretty_funny/

[runic whale]

She'd relish in the hate as if they're compliments and doesn't know they're insults

[sudden sundial]

Red skill for sure

[runic whale]

... I am responsible with my money..

I... I WANT IT but fuck its bandai

Damn face probably a sticker

I got my cousin into umamusume

Successsssss

[naive anchor]

you're going to hell

you got someone into gacha

[runic whale]

Muahahahahahaha

I'll make him train super creek with R cards

Ok im genuinely going to crash out if he pulls 4 kitasan blacks

[novel depot]

With the new legend races, I finally got my first star unlock.

[runic whale]

Star unlock as in a character you got from getting 200 stars?

Or max stars

[novel depot]

Upgrade from 1 star to 2 star

[runic whale]

Your first?

I guess stars don't matter as much as potential, but i do star unlocks for the racewear

I recently got golshi's

[novel depot]

I spend carats almost exclusively on support cards, so I didn't earn enough stars until now.

[runic whale]

I grind too much for silence suzuka

I long to see her pretty eyes, and silky, long orange hair

Oh, if you have statues you can spend it on star pieces

[novel depot]

In hoarding them for now. Not sure which umas I should prioritize yet.

[runic whale]

I guess the umas you like

Waiting for the day i get silence suzuka

Please cygames 30k carats 🙏

[novel depot]

I got both Kitasan and Satono though. Not fully uncapped, but I have them. Might be able to uncap them with crystals when they add them to the global version.

[runic whale]

Yea that would be cool

I got the lesbians too

Who in the world is curren chan

I want twin turbo not curren chan

[potent trail]

i too have been support carding excluding one (1) ten-pull. otherwise the few trainees i got came from "randomly dropped into my lap" scout tickets

[runic whale]

I think i understand why people like daiwa scarlet

She has a great personality

[sudden sundial]

Also:

[runic whale]

Gold Ship to everyone else in Spica: they've been stuck like this for hours

[sudden sundial]

Help me, my El Condor Pasa has been replaced by an impostor

[runic whale]

Where

[sudden sundial]

I don't know, whoever this horse is lost her debut race

[runic whale]

Teio is possessive of torenor

[sudden sundial]

What the hell, how come her mom lets her have two girlfriends?

Whoever this horse was she made fine glue

[runic whale]

I reject teio advances

Spot the failure horses

[sudden sundial]

Wait do we have any girlfailure charcters

[runic whale]

Yes

Bakushin

My sprint horse

[runic whale]

Woah... Golshi is hot

When she doesn't do that voice thing

[runic whale]

https://youtube.com/shorts/nGZGYBL8GA4?feature=shared

Ok the saddest scene ever is definitely urara post-arima kinen

[sudden sundial]

I shall make a Turf Long Haru one day

Actually let me see what's the best I could do right now in that regard...

Yeah no way. Best I can do is have a Haru that starts with E on turf and F on Long, so 2 and 1 upgrades respectively

Even if I got lucky with inspirations it would be C and D at best

[runic whale]

This breaks my heart bro 💔

I called her a failure last night

But the truth is

I failed her

Best i can do for now for Urara is E on turf and long

You ever get rainbow on pre-debut race

[sudden sundial]

The Kitasan experience

I need more cards that start at 35 friendship, specially stamina

Looks like only Tamamo Cross' card starts at 35, and Super Freak at 30

I think both Mejiro and Rice were 25 which is decent

At max level, of course

[runic whale]

You go on a date with the trainer and reporter girl

... No

I don't wanna

Can i date the umas instead?!!!

[runic whale]

I've accidentally made a dirt sprint monster

Undefeated haru urara (for now)

Holy shit

[sudden sundial]

More like ararU uraH

I think my dirt El-chan got a dirt Spark, I should try S Haru one day

[runic whale]

The only race she lost is arima kinen

799 is annoying tho

[runic whale]

I'm proud of you my daughter

[runic whale]

Haru Urara race
39916914

[potent trail]

had a patently absurdly good bakushiiiin. my adored numero unoooo

[runic whale]

Theoretically impossible

Unless JP

[sudden sundial]

Why is the King Halo event race harder than Rudolf's or Spe's...

Or do my sprint runners suck?

[runic whale]

Latter

Wait no

Former

She has A on power and speed and C+ on the rest

Can i be both

[sudden sundial]

Grass Wonder is a terrible horse. The worst there is

[runic whale]

It's super creek

Try doing her career

[sudden sundial]

Never

[runic whale]

Good

She's NOT worth the googoo baby for

Like

Arima kinen with those stats?? I couldn't even train because of her migraine

[sudden sundial]

Golden inspiration

No track or style sparks unfortunately

[runic whale]

Cute

Spe is the most basic umamusume character but i Still love her

Like: She never broke her leg, her girlfriend did

She won Japan cup ig

But we got teio with her impressive arima kinen comeback and undefeated double crown

Mejiro mcqueen with tenno sweep (almost), gold ship with 7 G1 wins

What did Spe achieve

A lot, actually, oops

I forgot if we saw all her wins in the show

Oh yea tenno sweep

For her girlfriend

Kisaragi Sho (1998)
Hochi Hai Yayoi Sho (1998)
Tokyo Yushun (1998)
Kyoto Shimbun Hai (1998)
American Jockey Club Cup (1999)
Hanshin Daishoten (1999)
Tenno Sho (spring) (1999)
Tenno Sho (autumn) (1999)
Japan Cup (1999)

[sudden sundial]

Any other horse with these stats would win 80% of career races. El Condor Pasa with half these stats would win everything up to early senior year.
Not Grass Wonder tho

She's not even doing G1s half the time

[runic whale]

Golshi would actually just do this infront of a crowd after losing them 12 billion yen by intentionally placing last

[sudden sundial]

All I want was decent sparks and this is what I get

How the hell did she roll two stars Guts on 245 guts

[runic whale]

But hey you'd be good to go when guts patch

My natie rolled 3* wit idk if that's good

All i want for my birthday is for haru to greet me

[potent trail]

lol lmao even. "i exchanged my cleats for four trainee tickets, sure lets use them now. maybe ill pull an extra bakushin for star piec-"

man if i had this much luck for a third kita

[sudden sundial]

I don't know anything about this horse. I think she cooks

[runic whale]

She looks like mayano top gun

They said seiun sky is next

Twin turbo... Please 🙏

[runic whale]

https://youtu.be/c1yGOf5eAm4?si=5ltBhVGufcn2ksX3

Did you know: Ikuno Dictus got with Symboli Rudolf

[fervent flame]

https://youtube.com/shorts/oU1u3by-nJc?si=ggWQiqR4LvamIG_e

you thought it was a beautiful girl

too bad, it's just golshi

[runic whale]

Gold ship is beautiful

[sudden sundial]

Another day of broken uma servers

[sudden sundial]

Honestly, more than carats I'd like to pay for monies, a hundred grand or two. I am constantly poor

[sudden sundial]

Mayano Top Horse, allergic to crowns

And me, allergic to rolling good sparks

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1mc0i3t/she_really_like_the_pun_shirt_her_trainer_gave_her/

[potent trail]

punoli rudolf my adored

[potent trail]

the horse is an influencer but i got random bakushiin appearance so we take it

[lime stream]

the fact that Rudolf's love of puns is game-only lore is still wild to me

[sudden sundial]

She's too busy aura farming in the anime

URA-champion, clockless, glass cannon Vodka

Boy can she run, but if you breath on her she collapses from exhaustion

And as usual, wit spark

[potent trail]

this curren run is first time i got a shoulder to shoulder finale, and of course its with bakushiiin. truly the sprint terror (affectionate)

[sudden sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1393352554724986954/1399390237473378324/bakushin.gif?ex=68897bf8&is=68882a78&hm=221afe9fa4daa67beff36f265584b8899f2f8beaf33cca4702355a792f54f6c4&

My 2* horses love losing their debut races

[runic whale]

Top 5 cutest cry babies

1. Rice shower
2. Rice shower
3. Rice shower
4. Rice shower
5. Rice shower

BUT

I will say something that makes people change their views of me

Haru Urara is better

The optimistic failure

Oh top 1 cutest bronze collector is nice nature

[sudden sundial]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1mcfnmw/i_bought_a_race_horse/

[lime stream]

well, there are far worse ways to obsess over it

Well unlike when I play umamusume, Belle came last in her first race.
But just like umamusume, it's because another horse kicked her before it began and injured her leg (Mood DOWN)

[sudden sundial]

And picked a separate injury after during the race

Horses really are held together by spit and duct tape

[runic whale]

They are fragile

I was sad when teio didn't console her, but she knew there isn't consoling mcqueen

Sometimes, things can't be fixed by consoling, especially mcqueen's condition. Consoling her would make her mental condition worse

McQueen could interpret it as ridicule, like Teio is her rival (and girlfriend but i digress) and Teio showing pity might make mcqueen take it differently

I can't really explain it well but it's like she's looking down at mcqueen

[lime stream]

I get what you mean

it's not how I'd respond if I was on either side of that situation, but Teio knows her, and knows that's what she really needed to hear

[runic whale]

Yup, she needed to hear motivation to let her keep going

Teio showed her a reason to keep trying

And that was..

https://youtu.be/rq37KWEP3z8?si=8bzhpD3Zm4wSY4c_

Fun fact

The only girlfriends that's nominated in the hall of fame is our favorite hachimitsu enthusiast and Mejiro McQueen

Things you don't say to Teio before she performs

1. Break a leg

[sudden sundial]

My first 3* unlock

[runic whale]

My first 3* is nice natie wit

Bakushin'd

[sudden sundial]

Why does the debut race sometimes give you less than 1000 fans

IT's so fucked up to have to do an extra race for no reason

[runic whale]

Low friendship bar on cards

[sudden sundial]

Ah

I have no stamina or speed cards above 30 no matter how much I pull

[runic whale]

You can use mlb borrows

41 is insane with just 2 rainbows

A guide for everyone that plays the game

Holy shit my teio surpassed bakushin speed spam

That was a very good run, got boxed in Satsuki Sho and Japan cup and lost though

FINALLY

I can rest in peace

Haru urara greeted me happy birthday

Day late though

[novel depot]

I think the game recognises your birthday to last an entire month.

[runic whale]

They didn't

Haru urara or any of my lobby umas didn't greet me at the start of July

[runic whale]

[sudden sundial]

If you can't take her at her Sillymboly, you don't deserve her at her Emperor

[lime stream]

that one took effort

[runic whale]

You're right i don't need symboli punolf

I need silence

Silence suzuka if you will

I wonder how the buttons on daiwa's racewear hold

[sudden sundial]

Like Spiderman to that train

[runic whale]

She's judging me, isn't she?

I should get my head out of the gutter

Tenacity definition to those unaware:
the quality or fact of being able to grip something firmly; grip.

[sudden sundial]

Practice Perfect on turn 2

[potent trail]

whooo, finally an A rank hors

[sudden sundial]

Absolute Bakushin, of course. Huge congrats. I think I'm about to get my first A too.

[runic whale]

Bakuspeed

I almost got my first A with kasane teio

Tokai teto

9,511 is close!

And i think the stats are absolutely perfect for medium

[sudden sundial]

B+ only Taiki Shuttle. But undefeated, URA Mile Champion by 6 lengths, and clockless-career

I think she'll at least guarantee me 1st place in the dailies

[runic whale]

Same with Teio

I only need monies dailies

[sudden sundial]

Is A at 10k? I guess I wasn't as close as I thought

[runic whale]

Yep

Thas why i said 9.5k is close

.... Stop looking at me like that, jeez

Hmm

Building an ok pvp dirt condor pasa

[sudden sundial]

I'm sure you can find a stranger with a 50/50 super creak

[runic whale]

I don't want to leave this screek

I've been borrowing this sfreak since i started

[sudden sundial]

Then they already have 50/50 Haru Urara

Spread the love

[runic whale]

Super Freak may be a freak but I'm her googoo baby

i was thinking of finding a person with an MLB screek on the discord but i got too lazy

[sudden sundial]

I just refreshed the Friends list until I saw a 50/50 Kita, I knew someone would have one

[runic whale]

It's easier in the discord surprisingly

You can just type "MLB Xcard" and find a person

Who tf is this??

El Cóndor se va

[sudden sundial]

I didn't realise this because they changed her name in Cinderella https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1mcuojp/haru_urara_and_her_mom_by_askazerosaki/

Haru and her overly-protective Yakuza family would make for a great anime

[runic whale]

This is so easy

A miler in sprint?

[sudden sundial]

She's got that low gravity like Oguri

[runic whale]

Now i shall train a king halo to beat bakushin

[runic whale]

I loath super creak so I'm gonna force her to race every race she can

???

What the fuck

This horse keeps doing training even with 97% failure

And succeeding

ez

WHAT?

Did the game feel pity for me

[lime stream]

sometimes the horse just goes

[runic whale]

OP Uma

[lime stream]

the F is for Fast

[sudden sundial]

JP fans just call her Fuku
That doesn't help, man!

[runic whale]

Taru

[fervent flame]

bacc
(c) sinmay01

[open summit]

Dios mio

[runic whale]

God

She can hold me dearly from the neck

I don't care, freak

Keep racing

from DasukaSuki_3G on Tw*tter

I get it now

[runic whale]

There is a new oguru cap plush

[runic whale]

Look at this glutton

[sudden sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-uma-musume-cinderella-grey-anime-gif-15652799166822935587

[runic whale]

I despise super freak but

But her G1 victory animation

.. ... IT'S SWAYING ME TO SUPPORT HER

Does she do it on purpose

That's why she gets 50,000 fans everytime she wins because she does that infront of the camera

[blissful spade]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-talking-phone-cinderella-gray-uma-gif-2908932782473613066

[sudden sundial]

Bakushined Taiki's race, first try

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-sakura-bakushin-o-absolute-cinema-absolute-bakushin-horse-gif-9891511134571020129

[runic whale]

Same

Too easy

yawn

Now.. King halo bakushin defeater

[runic whale]

Never look at the uma npcs when that scene where the camera follows your uma and she's waving

I saw one that was crying I'm heartbroken

[sudden sundial]

I wanted McQueen but got glue instead

Turf medium with potential for long, happy to have her anyway

Well, she's not glue until she breaks her leg, we'll see how many careers it takes

[runic whale]

DON'T diss my teio like that

Look at my gang

Not haru urara ranking higher that 80%

Let's ignore the fact i was complaining about teio a few days ago

[novel depot]

My gang is full of McQueens I've been grinding to get 700k event points.

[runic whale]

I do have a few mcqueens

[sudden sundial]

She's glue

[runic whale]

You failed her

[sudden sundial]

She failed herself

It was a 4%, she picked up practice poor and went from great to awful

Fastest glue ever made

[runic whale]

Nah you failed teio

Learn from me

If you blame the horse, she gets sad

Built a successful teio

[potent trail]

why do my horses hate each other

its so dang rare to get a double circle affinity

[sudden sundial]

Thank god for Rudolf, she never lets me down

[sudden sundial]

Let me introduce you to the calculator: https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility

Though do keep in mind that as long as you have a circle it's fine, better sparks > extra chance to inheritance