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#Uma Musume
potent trail
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Man I'm hungry i could eat a..
my umas:
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irl Golshi would probably wear that
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Stardust Crusaders? 
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There is so much effort put into this
The Japanese really go all out on their shitposts sometimes
And even make entire animes about it! See: Nichijou
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Stardust Crusaders? <:rdsnrk:587780329335422977>
runic whale
Woah you can get reprimanded for talking about horse to glue and uma ships in the uma server
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The Official Guidelines
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Its written and glue is forbidden
A bit glad that when i talked about ships there wasn't a mod in chat, because the rules did not explicitly state ships are not allowed
blissful spade
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/88349250
I got you
put in a "h" before the p and first i
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Sweet
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open summit
"I'm afraid you didn't understand what I said. When I said 'I want all the burgers and fries you have,' I think you heard 'I want a lot of burgers and fries.' What I mean is 'I want all the burgers and fries you have.'"
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Tamamo Cross: ''I would suggest sticking around and watching her eat all of them because she can do it in 4 minutes and it's pretty impressive''
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damn, I forgot how good the Rice Shower episodes in S2 are
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First A Rank horse!!
The goodest girl
Record-breaking Black Assassin of Kanto
I don't have rice shower i want to get her
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damn, I forgot how good the Rice Shower episodes in S2 are
Right? I keep crying over rice shower
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Haru Urara sister Kammuri Holder
Kammuri Holder has a whopping 176 losses and 0 wins
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TIL Matikanetannhauser is affectionately called Mambo-chan
Also: unmasked El Condor Pasa
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runic whale
Wtf i want to do this
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I've been in the screen thats like the uma running for a while now
Why? Taiki Shuttle is running
potent trail
finally completed a rudolf run she kept gettin fucked by rng. "you reroll 3 times and you're number one favorite? sixth, fourth, sixth. fuck you"
but today the uma gods aligned at last and let me finish the career
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finally completed a rudolf run <:penk:1218698645227180073> she kept gettin fucke...
Emperor is so strong that the RNG has to go out of its way to ruin her career.
Triple crown Maruzensky 
Won Kikuka Sho by 6L and with only a C in Long, that's why she's the Supercar
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I remember seeing gold ship playing games with Matikanefukukitaru and some other girls
Specifically... Poppy playtime
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/O617fuvtQzY
Quietest Golshi fan
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Golshi makes me cheer
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I can't wait for MANT to come to global
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PSA in case anybody doesn't know this:
In the Classic Year (early January Classic) new year event, the second option always gives energy.
In the Senior Year new year event, the top option always gives energy
novel depot
You can also use this website to always know which event gives what https://gametora.com/umamusume/training-event-helper
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I can't believe this Haru lost the URA finale. Still my first B Haru tho so that's good
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Borrow!
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1:37
Oh i have a goal to let all my umas shine so I'm definitely gonna train the ones i haven't
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She.. She got to me..
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Only 894?
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Bakushin 894 times
Attempting triple crown with spe
OH she may be undefeated triple crown
novel depot
My current goal is to get all the G3-1 trophies and every URA finale one. I got all URA and G1. Only G3-2 left.
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I'm slowly burning through g3
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Yeah when I do optional races I always look to see if there's a G I haven't won in that turn
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Same
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TM Opera O is my black assassin
TM Opera O is my the assassin of kanto
TM Opera O. I hate you
I'll try again in senior year
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Opera cannot be ignored
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She's telling me to train her next time
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The nice thing about that one is that it's all at the very end
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.... Don't look at aptitude!
They're ass
Haha fuck you tm opera o! You're not assassinating her triple crown this time
SHE DID IT
1 ton of carrots for spe
omg spe clutches qualifier
She got boxed but there was a big opening on her right and she took the opportunity
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Ofcourse I'll go on a date with you
And meet your parents? Wow we're moving fast! Not like we've spent 2 years together or anything
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Oh god, someone did make it
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Why is uma musume season 3 opening so good??
Why is uma musume music in general so good
That one part in the music they used for the ad got me hooked on the game
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My Playlist is Russian roulette
226 songs and only one is teio teio teio 1 hour
Teio roulette
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Has someone made a teio bakushin remix
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Absolute golshin
I love you spe
Hhhahahahhh it spells boob
Yes I'm mature
So her aptitude spells ass and her rating spells boob
Hnmm
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Suzuka can't run away from this Spe
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I mean, Spe already did more than her wife
Like.. Win the tenno sho with an intact leg
Twice
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novel depot
I've heard that in the Japanese version they eventually added some kind of currency that allows you to uncap support cards without having to pull for duplicates. Anyone knows how that works?
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Probably gonna use cleats/horseshoes
So if you have one duplicate but like already maxed or something you can use that to uncap other cards of its tier
I'm just assuming, though
potent trail
gotta love random scout ticket gifts. pulled out mcqueen, hi new horsy hii
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Mcqueen!
Teio's wife
Which one
There's 2 mcqueens
Mejiro mcqueen, Mejiro McQueen outfit 2
potent trail
[frontline elegance] mcqueen
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Which one is that
potent trail
+++++ččč´š
potent trail
....ah. my first cat typo............
im gonna cry, my babyy
anyway, this mcqueen
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Oh the regular outfit
Still teio wife
Impressive win from spe
When i saw her boxed in nearing the 4th corner i lost all hope
She was also 7th favorite iirc
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Why is uma musume season 3 opening so good??
the craziest part is that it's always slightly better than the last one; CinGray's OP is IMO even better than S3's (as subjective as these things are)
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I haven't started on Cinderella gray yet
Yuruyuri has me on a chokehold
This is the face anime girls make in a comedy set in a Highschool/Middleschool that aired between 2000-2015 if they're lying
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gotta pace yourself after all, it is a lot of horse
I'm only up to date now because I started watching the umas years ago
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3 seasons is not that bad!
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oh I mean all of it
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Nishino Shower is too sweet to lie
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being into the game probably helps keep it fresh anyway
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Run through it like Twin Turbo
That is nishino flower
She's adorable and she will never lie
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being into the game probably helps keep it fresh anyway
Yes
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And her plates are cute
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from an anime-only perspective it's easy for everyone to blur together into a flat "I am horse and I must run" character if you binge too much of it back to back
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The game events add lot more personality to them for sure
Like Rudolf's love for puns and dad jokes
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Like Rudolf's love for puns and dad jokes
Did you know I saw an uma buy something from a vending machine
She was soda-lighted
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And whatever the fuck is going on in Agnes Tachyon's events, I'm afraid to look but she has my permission
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youtube shorts have turned out to be surprisingly good for giving me a peek into the game events without actually playing
the algorithm was even smart enough to show me one of the Rudolf pun shorts
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And whatever the fuck is going on in Agnes Tachyon's events, I'm afraid to look ...
She doesn't need your permission, you need her permission
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And then there's Bakushin
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the algorithm was even smart enough to show me one of the Rudolf pun shorts
Good thing you haven't seen the super freak stuff
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She's exactly what it says on the tin, and her events are more Bakushin
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I've made an actual pvp bakushin
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Second helping of Bakushin
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She's beating the bakushins only doing the speed spam strat and no other stat
She's only good for sprint though
But she has enough guts to keep fronting until the end
399 wit bothers me 
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I like mostly the fleshing out of the horses that are not succesful enough to be protagonists. Nishino Flower really is the Fluttershy of the game, and Twin Turbo only has one braincell that's at all times thinking about speed, so much so it's 10L from her skull
And the resident Yuri lover/shipper, I always forget her name
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Agnes Digital?
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That sounds right
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Not all of turn are yuri lovers but they partake in it a lot
Do i have to name drop the 2 gayest horses
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All the horses are lesbians and trainer-sexual
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Symboli Rudolf and Matikanefukukitaru
I love spe-chan but I don't want to take her from suzuka
Same with Mcqueen, Kitasan Black so on so forth
This El could be an Ew ngl
May be an S Pacer but i feel she lacks guts
Yay?
I kinda wanted suzuka
But teio is okay too ❤️
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So teio could've gotten a 2nd triple crown, gapping oguri cap in Japanese derby, gapping symboli rudolf and goldship in arima kinen BUT SHE LOST TO MAYANO TOP GUN?
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You're never safe when you're in the danger zone
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All losses are 2nd
With either neck or 1/2
Am i getting good at this game
Been winning ura finale
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I mean yeah, after a while the decision making gets optimal, I feel I'm there already
Just RNG holding you back
From training, races or gacha
But I did raise a horses star today so, step by step
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Look
I've got the gays together
BBB
I feel like the S is wasted in teio, she has S for long
But i don't want to seperate her from Mcqueen
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Call Grass Wonder she's crying
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If i get suzuka, i will put grass wonder in with spe and suzuka
I know, i know, I'm evil sometimes
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Oh right I saw McQueen and thought Suzuka for some reason
Clearly it should be Teio, McQueen and Golshi in Long
potent trail
gotta love random scout ticket gifts. pulled out mcqueen, hi new horsy hii
new horse demolished everyone's career first try
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The duty of dignity called
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Clearly it should be Teio, McQueen and Golshi in Long
My mcqueen isn't fit for long
I'll get her S on long then I'll put them together
McQueen is super adorable
Totes adorbs, if you will
You'd expect her to be stuck-up but she's quite humble
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She was originally
A classic ojou-sama
No ringlets sadly...
We need a horse with ringlets
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She was originally
Yea but golshi was annoying her
McQueen was stuck up until teio came along
Why do i have more g1 than g3
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Well all pick the best race when doing optional ones for fans/SP
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I pick them because they're the only races my umas have 2 stars at
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TIL
Goldship's seiyuu is 172cm tall
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My first pvp with 14 horses and I got a perfect 5-0 win, amazing
(I don't have a 3rd dirt horse)
What dirt horses are even in the game? I already have El Condor Pasa and Haru using two of the three spots
potent trail
i know ppl use taiki shuttle
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I can do that, there's plenty of mile/medium to take her spot
novel depot
What dirt horses are even in the game? I already have El Condor Pasa and Haru us...
There is also Oguri Cap, if you have her.
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I have el in mile
novel depot
My team is mostly one good one for each category and the rest are mostly low-ranked fillers. That way I don't raise my rank too high to be matched against teams that are too good for me. The fillers' job is to farm bond points passively.
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And here i am with
"But spe at ace?" she won a triple crown and almost won senior triple crown
Teio had trouble winning finals
But Spe?
Not even breaking a sweat
Built this spe to perfection... For medium
Speaking of tenno sweep
Have yall seen the actual Tenno Sho animation??
This year's winner is a descendant of Air Groove iirc
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This is how a king runs
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Damn her ult is kinda crazy
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Not today, opera o
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Golshi wasn't feeling it
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She's saving her strength
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Yea golshi got boxed in mid-race, she probably would've won
The Golshi in Tenno Sho is kinda scary
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I don't recognize 4th 
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Glued at the third to last goal, but I picked up 4 trophies I didn't have
Run it again!
But first some pulls
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I like how golshi's sire is shorter than her
142cm
Then golshi and her sister (brother irl) is 170cm and 165cm respectively
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Decent I guess
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My girl Matikanefukukitaru
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I don't recognize 4th <:cocothink:908027043776724992>
I think that's Manhattan Cafe
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And the second best mejiro
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All black outfit black hair. But I'm not sure
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It is
I wonder if her original personality was scrapped because of her jockey/trainer
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The unfortunate roomate to Agnes Tachyon
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I think she was supposed to be batshit crazy like Tachyon?
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iirc in the movie she's just kinda there, occasionally questioning Tachyon's nonsense but mostly ignoring it
Tale was telling me about Tachyon's game-only lore the other day so now I'm curious what the game does with Cafe too
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Well at least King Halo got to two stars before I retry her career
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Nothing much
She's unplayable and appears occasionally in the lobby talking about how tachyon tries to drug her
Then sometimes tachyon talks about how much she tries to drug Manhattan
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Yup, but theres models of them ingame
The first and foremost are random uma NPCs
Like So Dramatic and Traffic Lights
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They'll release eventually
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Then theres the ones that appeared in the anime as supporting characters
I'm sure Twin Turbo actually races?
There's a lot of unplayables but like said above, they'll release eventually
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I wonder if they're giving EN the same horse release cadence on purpose
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Three times the horses in JP
...I count 325 horses in Japan and 30 horses in Global
also way more holiday outfits?
though it would make a lot of sense to hold off on those in EN until the holiday actually happens this year
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yeah I just realized the outfits are listed separately
I don't see a filter for "just the horse" though
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There's already event outfits
Like teio's new s2 outfit
.... Which she barely uses
I guess global getting less horses is normal
And actually pretty smart
They can do the same thing and earn much more money becomes they know how easily they can exploit western gacha players
You cannot get MLB Banners as F2P
Unless you save up or keep rerolling, atleast
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Sorting by name, copying, running Unique, I get 116 horses
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Still a lot more than global
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Global is 28 since McQueen and Teio already have skins now
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1 *
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Phew
Don't have to roll 500 times to get my girl
But I'll need lots of statues to get her racing outfit
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Damn, lost in qualifiers. But very good horse
With two more trainings plus the bonuses Speed, Power and Wit could've ranked up for sure
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591 wit is enough for pvp ngl
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I have become the Danger Zone
My first Tenno Sho (Spring) win, and it was raining. Like my face right now
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I still am pouting at mayano top gun
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so when you do one of these races, are the other competitors chosen at random, or is it simulating concurrent careers of the other named horses?
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I think it's random horses with random stats, or maybe pre-set stats for that time of the career plus that G races plus that type of race
You do almost always see some of the other playable horses
And a mix of "background" horses. But if it's something like the Japan Cup or the URA Finale, competitors are all playable horses
Or horses with models, like Manhattan Cafe
And in their outfits
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And from my observations, background umas don't get the name of another background uma
Even tho said model already has a set list of names it can use
And background umas have cute models too
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Clutch claw machine fixing my mood
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My favorite background uma is so dramatic because she always has bad mood for some reason
I wonder if the time comes they'll let us make our own umas and train then in career
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wtf
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"BuT BuT UnReAliSTiC!!!"
Happy Meek
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I can't believe this Top Gun couldn't win her last goal. Level 5 ult too
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My favorite background uma is so dramatic because she always has bad mood for so...
do you know if that's an intentional thing attached to that name, or just hilarious luck?
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Power to overtake people if she falls behind as front runner
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Good sparks tho
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do you know if that's an intentional thing attached to that name, or just hilari...
Probably hilarious luck, i feel bad for her
So she really is stupid
Why is her forehead so big
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I feel like there should be some background horses whose names are jokes on actual horses (e.g. "Ordinary Month"), but I'm guessing they decided to categorically avoid that to avoid any hard feelings
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Did her hairline bakushin away from her too
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I feel like there should be some background horses whose names are jokes on actu...
That would be funny
Reminds me of a background uma named
One Inch Of Love
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nice, that is dangerously close to being a parody of some actual names
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I'm training the yandere
The one thats hinted to be jealous of spe fussing over suzuka
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Speaking of great names, there's some really good ones in the future. None that can take El Condor Pasa number 1 spot, but top contenders for sure. Tap Dance City, Seeking the Pearl, Loves Only You, Sakura Chiyono O of course,
I like Kawakami Princess and Manhattan Cafe too
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Bubble Gum Fellow 
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Excuse me
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Very good horsegirl names
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That's a cute name smh
Don't normal names get rejected
Haven't seen a racing horse named John
It would be johnny bravo instead
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Yeah but still
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I'm watching a video about a guy that has 40 years of experience with racing horses guessing uma and names and...
He doesn't even comment on their absurd outfits
And called the game high-level
Wait spe and deep impact had the same jockey?
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Not surprising at all
Horse careers are 3 years, I'd bet Jockey's are at least 5 times that
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Yutaka Take was jockey for IIRC literally a majority of the anime umas
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Yeah
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Yeah but spe raced in the 90s while deep impact raced later, thought they would be old by then
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And then there's that Jockey that wrote a weird book about Rudolf's back
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I guess if he was 20 when spe raced he would only be in his 30s when deep impact raced
He also was a jockey on suzuka
That's pretty cool tbh
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the main detail I remember is that the whole Special Week and Silence Suzuka pairing exists mostly because Take jockeyed both and after a Spe win said the famous "it felt like Suzuka was with us" line
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Almost all the horses are related
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sure but everyone's related
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Lmao fair
They're all related
Did you know skibidi rizz is related to grass wonder??
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It was very cool to find out that the Three Goddesses do translate to three ancient horses that pretty much all racing horses can trace their lineage to
And 95% of them to a specific one of the three.
Not just in Japan
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The thoroughbred founders
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The real surprise was to find out none of them is Secretariat nor Eclipse
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I like how that entire branch of the family favors nonsense names while Grass and Fine's branches are mostly "normal for horses"
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honestly kind of a great name
runic whale
Hey ixrec do i have your permission to name a horse
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why does that involve me 
runic whale
I mean drop the name of the horse
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Behold the even more ancient horse magic
https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/10nn6h2/speculation_umamusumes_by_ancestry_from_the_three/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darley_Arabian
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byerley_Turk
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godolphin_Arabian
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why does that involve me <:izzynothoughtsheadempty:910198222255972382>
You're a moderator
Horse that sired lookinsnotafelony
potent trail
bakushin being grandfather of kitasan is my favorite bit personally
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Same
potent trail
Everyones Most Desirable Horse is related to. meme
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No she's SON
potent trail
absolutely delightful
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Bakushin sired kitasan black
potent trail
oh dang i got my bakushin facts wrong?
runic whale
Wait no
Who was that horse sired by bakushin
I was wrong you were right
Grandsires and their sires have a weird thing between them
Like gold ship obsessed with Mcqueen in S1
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There's also the weird tidibit to remember that horses sired by the same horse but to different dams aren't considered siblings. Only if they share a dam
Makes the relationships complicated
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Yea but it's fun to say they are
I think the only umas considered sisters is cheval and the other ones
Idk about the mejiros
potent trail
so the one way we couldve made homestuck relation chart worse is to make them into horses...
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Mejiro is just the farm name
runic whale
But in the anime they aren't related so go wild with the ships
sudden sundial
Let's check on Bakushin and one of the Mejiros
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irl it's a farm name but a lot of them are directly related too, and the anime tends to refer to them all vaguely as a family without specifying the in-universe connection
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I think the only umas considered sisters is cheval and the other ones
the other case I know of is Biwa Hayahide and Narita Brian, from the BNW specials
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I forgot it's easier to find the upwards line of a specific horse than the descendant, so here's Kitasan
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oh look it's Sunday Silence again 
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Which makes Suzuka her "aunt"
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the festival's dam being Sugar Heart is kinda great though
runic whale
Sunday silence has a lot of children
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Here's Orfevre and Goldshi which is literally the same except for dam and grandam
From McQueen's line I think they're the big winners
Orfevre specially
Let me check someone on the rudol line, see how much it intersects
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surely someone has made the full chart by now
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No overlap with the Mejiros or the Sundays
And then Deep Impact is literally Sunday Silence's son so that's another of the big winners covered. Same for Spe-chan
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I keep forgetting Rudolf is straight-up Teio's parent
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Opera should have a lineage with little to no overlap to any of these too
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Nice Dancer
well that explains the Teio Step
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Ah, Narita BRian the other triple crown winner. No significant sires tho
Seems like Sunday Silence had the best genes by far
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or at least the best genes in the chromosome that gets passed down
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gold ship also has great genes
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I now understand why gold ship always bugs mcqueen
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Gold Ship, no joke described as a gentle lover by the caretakers
Would be fun to be her trainer in uma
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I now understand why gold ship always bugs mcqueen
Because they're both aggressive iirc
Ok the lineage is aggressive
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I think at this point all grey horses that do well in racing for sure come from the Golshi/Mejiro line. Oguri and Tamamo didn't do well as studs I believe.
Which isn't a lot, you watch any race in Japan and it's 100% black and brown horses
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TIL the gray gene in horses is special; all of those horses start a different color and turn gray/white later in life
apparently this is baby Gold Ship
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That's a good gene
runic whale
Greying at 3 years old
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We need to keep that gene
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whereas McQueen got whiter mid-career so there's a lot more photos of that
(the trivia sheet says McQueen's second anime outfit is even a reference to exactly when he started turned white)
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Damn I fear what info is not in the sacred texts
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well this helps explain why there would be weird superstitions about gray horses in particular
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They all break a leg
Things you should never say to tokai teio before she performs
- I ate all your hachimi
- Break a leg
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fortunately "break a leg" is an English-only idiom
does she actually keep a supply of honey around or does she always order it from that food cart
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bizarrely, yes
I've heard people say that the Golshi vtubing basically kept the franchise in people's minds for a significant period where no new content (game or anime) was on the horizon
runic whale
She's the media rep
Wow, uma is an old franchise! 8 years ago was 2012,right?
Right?
And it's not 2017+
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@Geerux_
runic whale
Gold ship when she has to kill her trainer again
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Grass wonder when spe is not racing:
Places 16th in arima kinen
????
Alarm clock
Wins
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@shisho_x
potent trail
oh yea i wanted to ask, is the acupuncturist like, good for anythin at all. i tried her maybe two times n always with catastrophic results
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The higher the option, the lower the chance, but also the better the reward
The lowest option that isn't "No thank you" is relatively safe and gives you Charming and I think energy?
From top to bottom the odds are apparently 50%, 60%, 80% and 90%
potent trail
yeah i kept tryin strenght chakra and always went kaboom
sudden sundial
I don't trust that 50% at all
I also did it three times before I looked it up and it never went well
I like Health quite a bit, max energy increase is extremely rare and does mean less rests
potent trail
yaya, lookin at the table its a clear favorite
sudden sundial
Mood -2 and -20 energy isn't the end of the world if you get it either
As bad as a practice Failure can be
Although I'm pretty sure I've seen some failures take me from Great to Bad which is mood -3 and way more annoying, unless it was two events in a row
Fun fact: acupuncture used to be a real "treatment" they would give to the horses in Japan
I think up until the low to mid 80s
Also fun was learning that pool training is real
sudden sundial
I guess there's no tamamo cross plushies yet
lime stream
seems weird to skip the horses that are already plushie-sized
sudden sundial
runic whale
I always give Grass spe and suzuka
Funfact: i don't know if other games do this but Umamusume has a guideline where to NEVER Lewd the umas
And i say YES to this notion
My wives and daughters don't need that
sudden sundial
That's how they lost a horse name or two
runic whale
They didn't want their horse turned into cute and beautiful women
New gang
If i turn haru into B she's now part of the Byramid
sudden sundial
Good sparks tho
Golshi time
runic whale
Best recreation is the karaoke one and one's with energy refill like shrine visit
sudden sundial
No triple crown for Golshi, we'll get them next time
runic whale
Nah sorry, you're glue now
sudden sundial
What do you mean Twin Turbo has an event where you either lose mood or energy for a few stats
I'm never using this card again
She's glue
sudden sundial
Alright we run it back. No migraines no migraines 🙏
Only Stamina training
You don't have to convince me Golshi, I already clicked
runic whale
Golshi turns me to glue whenever she wants to do guts
lime stream
the last time youtube showed me a Golshi short the top comment was "what's wrong with her I love her"
runic whale
There is nothing wrong with godshi
In fact, there's something wrong with us, the trainers
sudden sundial
HEALTH CHAKRA
runic whale
Wtf TOM CRUISE has met the seiyuu of Mayano Top Gun
sudden sundial
GOLDEN INSPIRATION
wtf
It's the Global Server why do they do maintenance at 7 UTC
Should be at 4 UTC or something else unholy
runic whale
They had it scheduled for 8 utc
sudden sundial
Insane
runic whale
Hour 1 no uma musume i don't think I'm making it
sudden sundial
We continue. I don't want to think about what Golshi will do to me after pausing her career for 5 hours
Immediatle wins the Tenno Sho Spring
Gains Slacker
Yeah, she's okay
Spring triple crown winner, lvl 5 ult, URA semifinalist Golshi. Not bad I suppose
Wit and End Closer sparks
sudden sundial
Never thought I'd see this
I definitely should've gamed this so it was Mile not Medium
Clockless career
B+ Supercar
potent trail
well, no kita but still, a surprisingly good 10pull
sudden sundial
The SR with Suzuka is a good Speed card, I use it sometimes. Depends on uncap and level of course
I don't know much about the others
I know Tupac is wit, which is viable for Sprint/Mile
runic whale
TUPAC??!
Ok now i know that horse is named after the Tupac we know
Oh hey the SR yuri lover
sudden sundial
Oh yeah
I think that one is Power? Which can be good, I have a Level 40 SR Biwa I run sometimes because she's always at the gym
Guaranteed rainbows
runic whale
What i like about uma musume is, sometimes if you don't have SSRs, SRs and Rs can just do you good
sudden sundial
She doesn't skip any day
sudden sundial
What i like about uma musume is, sometimes if you don't have SSRs, SRs and Rs ca...
Rs trainees, yes. R support cards, I don't think so. Keep in mind even uncapped, an SSR levels to 30 and an SR to 25. To my knowledge a max-capped lvl 40 R is always outperformed
runic whale
If it's all you have then its all you can use
I use R cards because i like seeing suzuka and Twin turbo
I'm holding onto the fact i still don't have suzuka
sudden sundial
Only Rs? That's not possible
runic whale
May have SRs and SSRs
They gave us 10,000 carats then a lot more
..... I spent mine on uma pulls
sudden sundial
I remember the guaranteed SSR trainee ticket, did we get a guaranteed SSR support too?
Well the beginner banners that only last 20 pulls each are likely coded with better odds anyway
runic whale
I don't think so, but there is a free ssr card
Heard it was bad but i don't listen to haters of mejiro makween
runic whale
Top gun and gay friends
potent trail
unless lv 30 kita or fine motion are better, maybe thats debatable
sudden sundial
Stamina that's a good card
runic whale
My favorite card is ssr teio, ssr urara (in preparation for guts patch!!), kitasan black both ssr and r, and finally super freak ssr
Kita is always better
sudden sundial
Damn Top Gun SR card with no bonus to initial friendship
potent trail
i got a lv 50 kita in my friends list so i just put that one on my runs
sudden sundial
She really hates everyone but the trainer
runic whale
Also fine motion ssr is nice
runic whale
She really hates everyone but the trainer
She only has eyes for us
Intentionally throws if you're not watching
potent trail
favorite support card overall is bakushin cooking tho. she is so dumb wipes a tear
sudden sundial
Kita is decent at 30, gets good at 45 and insane at max (50?)
runic whale
I can't only love one of them
sudden sundial
At 30 is still always top tier, since even if you don't have the training priority her skill is still good for all horses all races
runic whale
favorite support card overall is bakushin cooking tho. she is so dumb *wipes a t...
This is not sarcasm she thinks she is the best
potent trail
favorite support card overall is bakushin cooking tho. she is so dumb *wipes a t...
the events are so funni, she really does a
"so it says cook on 120 for 2 hours, if we put heat on 360-"
nishino: "girl. no."
runic whale
Why does her cranium have wasted space
sudden sundial
This is not sarcasm she thinks she is the best
Are you saying she's not the most gifted horse on campus?
runic whale
She should shave her hair to be more aerodynamic
sudden sundial
The most special, one might say
runic whale
She's lead of the gifted class
potent trail
She should shave her hair to be more aerodynamic
if she did that, wed finally learn if umas have a secret, smaller set of human ears hidden in the hair
runic whale
sudden sundial
Let me check what I usually run, I don't much touch the cards unless there's a trainee conflict
sudden sundial
Yeah it's basically always this unless Suzuka or pure sprint, or Haru
runic whale
Pure sprint haru failed me
I'm sorry haru, but... I condemn you to ranch with 4 tons of premium ryegrass
I know I'm evil and I'm sorry
sudden sundial
Speaking of Black Assassin https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1m7cgeq/rice_vi_shower_commands_you_love_and_praise_me/
runic whale
The assassin of kanto... Is adorable
sudden sundial
She should embrace the chunni
runic whale
I find rice shower so adorable
I just want to hug her and tell her everything would be okay
And that she'll be loved by everyone, despite being a hated horse and called a bad omen despite her name literally being related to luck
When i get her I'll make sure she assassinates Teio's run before she could even start.
Go, Rice Shower, Use destroy kneecaps with bat!
potent trail
didnt think id enjoy rudolf´s career since she didnt make that much impression on me durin what ive seen in anime so far, but turns out i do in fact enjoy her and air groove both. the hypercompetent overworked wife duo (do. do ppl ship her n air groove. i think they could hold hands...)
runic whale
People strangely ship her with Teio too
The way the umas age are so weird
The just stop growing after a certain time
So i just like to think a "teen" Rudolf would look like she does now, a girl in her 30s
sudden sundial
I think Rudolf and Air Groove fanart is mostly about Air Groove having to put up with Rudolf's nonsense
runic whale
I always forget Rudolf is silly
sudden sundial
Since Rudolf only lets her guard down and her true self out around the student council
sudden sundial
I don't see ship fanart of Air Groove ever, and when I see of Rudolf is always with trainer. To be fair I believe she's one of the few that strongly interact with the trainer, like Top Gun or Super Freek. I think, I don't read those events
Oh and Tachyon x Trainer but for very different reasons
potent trail
i love that rudolf likes puns. my surefire weakness, make a character use puns. extra points if theyre the cheesiest most obvious puns ever. it hurts me the game insists trainer thinks the puns are weak, fuck you i love those
sudden sundial
Ship fanart I see is Vodka x Daiwa because duh, Teio x McQueen, Spe x Suzuka, Spe x Grass Wonder
potent trail
i love that rudolf likes puns. my surefire weakness, make a character use puns. ...
she can use "paw-sitive" all day long frankly, its her state given right
runic whale
I like spice in my ships so I'm all for Suzuka X Spe <- Grass Wonder
Arrow indicates one sided
runic whale
I don't see ship fanart of Air Groove ever, and when I see of Rudolf is always w...
Super Freak is just a freak
sudden sundial
i love that rudolf likes puns. my surefire weakness, make a character use puns. ...
I think this is a translation issue. In Japanese the trainer would just be playing the straightman or tsukkomi. Whether the jokes are funny or not, the straightman has to act and reply like it's not
runic whale
Despite her nature i don't see her as a wife
sudden sundial
In Japanese the trainer doesn't dismiss or put down the puns they engage in the comedy act
runic whale
Tracen Academy more like googoo babies academy
Tbh the only character i would find my heart accepting to ship with trainer is Agnes Tachyon (he sired 2,000 foals) and
And...
TWIN turbo
potent trail
im gonna cancel myself with this but my hottest take is. i. dont think gold ship is all that funny 
the haha random writing is just a touch too random for me
no diss on her anime stuff tho the visual gags are great
runic whale
Gold ship is okay, they upped his irl antics
By like 100%
She got more serious in S3, though
sudden sundial
She's better with more animation and motion, in the events she can only be verbally unhinged
runic whale
Like.. A whole lot serious
lime stream
In Japanese the trainer doesn't dismiss or put down the puns they engage in the ...
heck, the relevant clip I saw had the trainer actively setting up pun bait
runic whale
I still can't get rid her scenes out of my mind
sudden sundial
And I've seen the videos, that horse is absolutely acting stupid and it absolutely knows it lands
runic whale
Yea gold ship acts stupid but that damn horse is smart
He's a scary end closer
Have you seen him race?? Crazy shit
lime stream
I watched the Golshi Warp, yeah
runic whale
It's insane how much the anime actually encapsulates the tension in actual races
They are not kidding, only upping the exaggeration by atleast 1
And i guess their distances would look exaggerated because they're not horse sized
And i understand why they run in heels
lime stream
there's basically no exaggeration of the race facts, mostly dramatization and conflation since we can't actually interview the horse but we can sure smush the horse, the jockey and some of the staff together
sudden sundial
There's definitely such a thing as too much Golshi. I don't dare to do her career in anything but full skip mode, I bet there's just too much in there.
I keep everything in the anime, the videos of the real horse, the dropkick, and when she decides she'll only accept training of one kind that day. That shit's funny
lime stream
I still love the bit in S1 where they make you think this is a serious big deal race and then smash cut to Spe getting 7th place for no reason, which is apparently exactly what happened
runic whale
there's basically no exaggeration of the race facts, mostly dramatization and co...
Lies
We can interview horses
Explain this
potent trail
We can interview horses
leaking plot of ace attorney 7 now, are we?
sudden sundial
I still love the bit in S1 where they make you think this is a serious big deal ...
Common career experience
Great Mood, ◎◎◎, Number 1 Fave
9th place
lime stream
I think CinGray also had a great moment where some completely random horse no one cares about (and who never had a noteworthy result after this) got 1st place ahead of the protagonists, and the protagonists literally shout "who even are you!?" as they lose
runic whale
I love how spe barely did anything.... Extraordinary, no triple crown no undefeated
sudden sundial
Or how about going into the debut race which is basically unloseable except for Haru and coming up 2nd with ◎◎◎, because I've been there
runic whale
Unlike teio who did an actual impressive comeback after a year of resting
I guess spe defied odds a bit
sudden sundial
Unlike teio who did an actual impressive comeback after a year of resting
This is why we love the pool
runic whale
I've watched her comeback race
The commentator was screaming his lungs out commenting on tokai teio taking the lead
Hold on the race people made phonk edits for about Agnes Tachyon is in GIII???
But why is it so dramatic
sudden sundial
This is why we love the pool
Horsie working hard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmDa_8DYEcs
runic whale
Arima Kinen, too
lime stream
I still need to finish those last few eps of S2
runic whale
I cried in s2
That scene when team osborn Corp or something invades backstage and hijacks the TV
To show Turbo's all comers win, which she impressively gapped EVERYONE in
Twin turbo has SS+ on Speed and Guts
runic whale
Getting triple crown feels satisfying
I'll make teio get 2 triple crowns
I'll try for all 3 available tho
So that's classic triple crown, senior spring and senior autumn
potent trail
and to think i merely wanted her to win oka sho for the event
runic whale
Wish there was some kind of thing to let everyone know yo girl is a queen
Legendary Diva is cool to have
potent trail
thats my rudolf
runic whale
My Spe is the first ever to get that because she legit can't stop winning
potent trail
bc... rudolf
runic whale
Try for the GOAT next time
When i first showed uma musume to my cousin, his first comment after i told them they were based on real horses was:
"Do the horses also host concerts irl?"
sudden sundial
Yes
I'm sure they are singing internally while they're paraded
Bakushin at least
runic whale
Bakushin bakushin shin
I have a genius idea for an uma oc
Similar naming convention with El Condor Pasa
Great Balls of Fire
sudden sundial
The Baku Shins
potent trail
surely one of these days theyll name a horse Twilight Sparkle or the like
novel depot
I got all the G3-1 and URA trophies
open summit
Got high hopes for this one
sudden sundial
Gavin?
potent trail
I got all the G3-1 and URA trophies
nice work!
had an absolulety craaazy vodka run. she just demolished everythin in her path
novel depot
surely one of these days theyll name a horse Twilight Sparkle or the like
I think they actually might not legally do that.
runic whale
Legally in derby racing thats probably not allowed
fervent flame
Getting a horse named is much harder than it seems, you can't really name a racing horse anything, and it has to go through a specific process, I'm pretty sure any names that would violate copyright like that would not be allowed, like naming your horse Michael Jackson, probably not allowed to do that (racing horses are also not allowed to have their names end with filly, colt, stud, stallion, mare, or any horse related terms)
That being said they did name a horse Skibidi Rizz
And believe it or not, that isn't the craziest horse name out there
sudden sundial
I think it's time for me to go back to the sparks loop farm
runic whale
Getting a horse named is much harder than it seems, you can't really name a raci...
Yea it has to go through with the jockies
They want it to get attention
Naming a horse a normal name like silver wind is cool and all but that name just makes you nod and say "what a cool name" and move on
Naming your horse skibidi rizz makes people stop and think for a moment; "what the fuck is skibidi rizz"
There's also Mmmmh and Arrrrr
sudden sundial
I really need a Stamina card of my own that's lvl 35 or 40
runic whale
Here's HAHA coming down from the inside
Do they really have no idea what to name their horses 😭
Omg the way the announcer says the name
Oh wow he has a great voice
sudden sundial
I got 46k fans from the Jp Cup, I think that's the highest I've ever seen anywhere
This Grass Wonder is a beast, 45k from winning Arima Kinen too
Please get Sta or Pow spark please 🙏
sudden sundial
Unbelievable that she didn't make it past Semifinals. But she's my first B Grass Wonder and I got what I wanted.
potent trail
air groove fosters a puppy in one of her events....... augh thats adorable
runic whale
Why is she sad
Did she only get 9 bowls instead of 10
I had my urara fail the first goal lol
My grass wonder is insane
2* stam, 2* speed and 3* stam is great
I am starting to see teio in a different light
👉👈
MY TEIO CAN'T WIN DEBUT
sudden sundial
Broke her legs did she?
lime stream
that shouldn't be funny
novel depot
A joke on pot8o
The story goes that the person who initially wrote that down didn't know how to spell "potatoes", so they wrote pot followed by 8 o's. And the owner found this so funny, that he decided to just roll with it.
runic whale
that shouldn't be funny
It's unfortunate that its funny
Sorry teio but you're only good at triple fracture not triple crown
So I'm taking the overlord to attempt 2 triple crowns
sudden sundial
Rudolf?
runic whale
Overlord, not emperor
This bitch failed 10% training failure, so normal mood for kikuka sho
😞
I'm disappointed in Opera
So she gaps everyone in arima kinen but can't win kikuka sho???
46,000 fans wtf
I'm not happy with Opera o
She failed spring triple crown
YOU'RE NOT AN OVERLORD WITHOUT A CROWN
... Hi?
potent trail
im workin on all throphies and its hilarious how oguri. just. wins. she doesnt give a shit about other horses feelings she just runs im not properly trainin her bc im busy throwin her at g3s and 2s and yet she steamrolls any g1s thrown her way no problem
lime stream
oh damn you rolled the lore-accurate Oguri
sudden sundial
THE BEAST
runic whale
She's fueled by the promise of feast just for her
I wish i had the girls i actually want
Like I'd sub out mayano top gun... No, she's adorable
lime stream
(unironically it's a major plot point in the anime when she does suddenly give a shit about one of the other horses 
)
runic whale
Maybe fine nature... What am i thinking, she's adorable
Ok i want all of them
But i wish i can trade my SSR for another
lime stream
I wish I knew more about Mayano but she literally slept through her own anime
lime stream
also the one season where none of the ships were the literal roommates
runic whale
Satono and Kitasan was just insanely obvious imho
Who sleeps with a plush of their own friend?
I'd like to see friends that devoted to each other but not dating
At this point they were scared of making them sleep in the same bed
Or its against Tracen to sleep in the same bed
lime stream
in retrospect the biggest symptom of my first uma binge ending at S2 is that by the time I finally watched S3 I completely forgot how frequently chibi KitaTono had been hanging out in S2
runic whale
Yea they're inseparable in S2
lime stream
they're like the #1 source of timeline information in the whole franchise
runic whale
I have never seen them seperated
lime stream
except for that overseas trip ofc
runic whale
Oh and I'm willing to bet satono would've come close
15th is a horrible loss
And I'm 99% sure her mind is caught up by kitasan canceling
She failed to do what McQueen did in S2
lime stream
at least in anime continuity, for sure
runic whale
To look forward and not back at her rival
lime stream
I haven't looked up enough of the real horse trivia though I suspect that was just a classic case of unfamiliar foreign environment hurting performance
runic whale
Part of that but el overcame it
lime stream
which highlights how insane El Condor Pasa's placement was
runic whale
Satono's reasoning was change of altitude and difference in turf
runic whale
which highlights how insane El Condor Pasa's placement was
El's race was impressive, only experiencing that environment for what, months?
Beating 15 out of 16 racers (whom of which is accustomed to this environment) is highly impressive
lime stream
tbf I haven't looked up how many of those horses were actually French
runic whale
All of em wre f*nch
lime stream
similarly I haven't checked how many other non-Japanese horses were in that Japan Cup where Spe beat Broye/Montjeu
oh damn all 15 besides Condor?
runic whale
There are 2 other horses that got badmouthed by spe
"nice to meet you"
Insert French insult taught to her by El
"WHAT?!"
That's what they said, not even in Japanese
runic whale
oh damn all 15 besides Condor?
We don't know much about them, I'll go check the real race
lime stream
oh yeah, I bet those are the horses that finished 2nd and 3rd irl (since irl Montjeu finished 4th, it wasn't as close as in the anime)
lots of trivia we "need" to check
lime stream
heck, no wonder those two were doing the foreign circuit
runic whale
That's an insane 1 on 1 race between them
Looks like all of the horses in that race were British or French
lime stream
ah
runic whale
German and nordic
So El was the only horse there not accustomed to the environment
And El almost won, 1/2 length
I felt so bad for her though, when she started crying while on a call with spe
I wish they let you take El abroad in the game tbh
runic whale
And El almost won, 1/2 length
sudden sundial
Couldn't be her
runic whale
Now we need imagine winning and she has 1 on all of her stats
Not even G her shit is Z
blissful spade
Getting a horse named is much harder than it seems, you can't really name a raci...
Nire wanting to name a horse Jill Shimmer Valentine
novel depot
im workin on all throphies and its hilarious how oguri. just. wins. she doesnt g...
There is this one trophy called Teio something which only Oguri can easily win. I didn't have her, so I had to use an Uma that raises Dirt affinity by two steps and do it with Super Creek.
lime stream
They are all pretty insane
I like how the Teio one is just "repeat PD S2 but skip Tennoushou to snub McQueen"
sudden sundial
lime stream
didn't even make it to the "will you wait for me while I race overseas" conversation
runic whale
They are all pretty insane
I need to make teio win again
My daughter and her wife would be disappointed if i didn't let my daughter do that
runic whale
didn't even make it to the "will you wait for me while I race overseas" conversa...
She dieded
I mean, offscreen, they definitely have had that conversation
Remember: Spe is the ONLY Uma Suzuka calls
Never on anyone else's phones
Teio I'm sorry for being mad at you for losing debut
sudden sundial
She forgives you and she'll lose it again
runic whale
True, fuku's fortune is too strong
Finally
Poisonous? What happens if you... Nevermind
runic whale
Teio lost her last classic triple crown race
Lost her chance at senior spring triple crown
Teio..
PLEASE
I swear this is rigged
SHE SUDDENLY CAN'T WIN TENNO SHO
Did she break her legs??
sudden sundial
They really need to fix their servers
runic whale
Did something happen
novel depot
By the way, a heads up, the next legend race series is coming soon. Make sure you have at least two different good sprinting turf umas for those sweet star pieces.
novel depot
You need a lot of stamina for long races. And some golden recovery abilities on top of that.
runic whale
She has 600
She won tenno sho autumn on lower
That's the same race but different season
runic whale
She also has extra tank and the corner recovery skills
Hydrate, focus
But why did she lose
At 10th too??
sudden sundial
They really need to fix their servers
runic whale
Teio did you break your legs
Both legs
And feet too
Pelvis
Ribs, spine, shoulders, neck, SKULL??
Teio please i don't want to be mad at you
sudden sundial
There really are, like, 0 optional Long races aren't therre?
Went through half the Senior calendar and found one
runic whale
I only remember arima kinen and tenno sho
Definitely hard to ura long without a uma that has lots of long races in her goal
sudden sundial
It's definitely mostly the crown races. Rudolf's career has 5 Long goals
So if you want to make sure the URA is long, you I found one optional race in the Senior year, and that's it. Maybe there's another one in Classic.
Now, you majesty, please win the Arima Kinen 🙇
She's so boxed...
No fucking skills, just her ult
First by 1 and a quarter
She's trying to kill me with stress
Or she thinks she's funny
sudden sundial
She keeps breaking her legs and you keep making her run
Qualifier passed
8th in semifinals
Unreal
runic whale
She keeps breaking her legs and you keep making her run
You're right, she's the triple fracture queen
How do people get guts
Maybe I can train guts on summer camp
sudden sundial
Comes free with stamina doesn't it?
runic whale
Yea think so
sudden sundial
Shit I think that career made me a lot of money, does Long pay more?
runic whale
I think so
fervent flame
my favourite genre of uma videos that for some weird reason has been really popular to make :lyradance:
I also appreciate how the more people play the more they start discovering their own favourite umas, instead of just the few handful like the ones that show up the most in the anime being the most popular ones
I haven't even started playing the game myself and I'm still catching up with the anime I had left off in 2023 now so I'm still pretty behind on knowing the full roster of horses here
potent trail
baby girl.... even with reroll....
sudden sundial
runic whale
See, it's not just me losing
My teio lost tenno sho 3 times and at dead last on all 3 attempts
Yes I'm still salty about that
runic whale
I will attempt golshi classic triple, and both senior triple
I love how stupid bakushin is but confident she is
potent trail
second air groove of the day went a lot better. with a neat title to boot
runic whale
I wonder if i can get a title like that if i have a senior triple crown for the character
🥺
sudden sundial
Nice Nature the only normal Uma in the game
sudden sundial
Alright here goes another long Rudolf attempt
runic whale
What the fuck she can't stop winning??
Undefeated triple crown champion is so nice to hear
Didn't win Japan cup, rip
sudden sundial
Alright here goes another long Rudolf attempt
She got S medium
Maybe I pivot
I got Blacker Assassined on my triple crown chance
She also broke my undefeated streak
sudden sundial
Super Freak stole my spring crown by 8L
