#Uma Musume
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I'm ~halfway through a PD S1 rewatch
putting off the other half because a) there's another show I'm supposed to finish before my family's next group zoom chat, and b) I'm not emotionally prepared to relive ||Suzuka's injury||
One can never be
If anything the first time it's easier
|| When you know that....that is that, the end of the story. It's worse the more you think about it. Such a beautiful, fast horse. Front runner, leading all races. Leading by 10 lengths on his last race!||
All the talk of this series has got me kind of interested in it, I might watch it
There's many appeals to the game but for sure one of the biggest is to pick a horse like this and achieve the dream that could not be
I just started playing and from what I've learned so far it's like gaining stats in persona, and instead of turn based combat its racing with horse girls.
Uma Musume Anime 101
My quick recommendation if you just want to try something to find out whether you like the horse girl anime:
- Cinderella Gray if you tend to prefer more "serious" writing, higher production values, a funny protagonist, etc.
- Pretty Derby if you tend to prefer fluffy, CGDCT (cute girls doing cute things) writing, or just want to binge the whole franchise in release order. Note that most people seem to agree season 2 is the best of PD, and season 3 is the weakest.
Of course you get plenty of sports drama and CGDCT fluff either way, but CinGray and PD S2 are peak horse content. Every season/miniseries/movie of Uma Musume is mostly self-contained with different main characters, so it doesn't matter what order you watch them in.
All Uma Musume animes in release order:
- Pretty Derby season 1 (2018 series) [Special Week, Silence Suzuka]
- BNW no Chikai (2018 specials) [Biwa Hayahide, Narita Taishin, Winning Ticket]
- Pretty Derby season 2 (2021 series) [Tokai Teio, Mejiro McQueen]
- Umayon (2020 web shorts)
- Umayuru (2022 web shorts)
- Road to the Top (2023 miniseries) [Narita Top Road, Admire Vega, T.M. Opera O]
- Pretty Derby season 3 (2023 series) [Kitasan Black, Satono Diamond]
- Beginning of a New Era (2024 movie) [Jungle Pocket, Agnes Tachyon]
- Cinderella Gray (2025 series) [Oguri Cap, Tamamo Cross]
- Umayuru: Pretty Gray (2025 web shorts)
There are also several manga, the gacha game of course, and a stage play (!?), but I'm not familiar with any of that.
since a lot of ^this has arguably been "frequently asked questions" material even before this thread was created, I wanted to make a pin out of it for whenever it gets asked again
What a strange race
Please stop doing that
Can you tell who my favorite character is? Hint: her name starts with T
Man i love both Teio's outfits
Umamusume is taking the world by storm with its new global launch, and the game has tons of hidden easter eggs from Goldship being silly to Urara Haru always smiling!
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It takes so long to level up the friendship, I'm not sure if I'm doing something wrong
Just keep doing the support cards, they'll go up in no time
You can also uncap so they start with a higher bar
Yeah it comes down to that. Also I have terrible luck, I never see 4 or 5 horses in one place

LET'S GOO
I WANT symboli Rudolf
But I'm glad i have mcqueen and teio
I love you tokai teio
My favorite 1st place animation in terms of cute is Mejiro McQueen and Haru Urara
For funny? Golshi dropkick
Umamusume is confusing, there is luck in play
My urara lost the jb sprint in her first 2 attempts then placed first
That's how they get you. My B B C D C Top Gun, with S-tier late-surge affinity, lost her last race for no reason
I am so proud of you, Haru Urara
She won the JB Sprint and G1 Elms
Current spica gang
Might get the rest to C though
Wtf haru is so tiny
Holy shit
How does the second row unlock?
Class upgrade in your team
I'm already D1 I think and it didn't unlock
Oh wait, just do team trials
Run like the wind, Haru โค๏ธ
They're holding her hand!!! This is adorable
does that avatar mean you started season 2?
(I don't remember where this exact shot is from)
It's fanart, they aren't openly lesbians ๐ oh if you meant the pairing then yes I've started on S2
that too yeah
They are SO cute together and they're not subtle with the lesbianism
Burger store is playing umamusume
They chose tokai teio
Based
This is super based
YES
I love you tokai teio
Seeing these umas cry makes me cry
Please, just look at her
McQueen's craziest day was the day she shares a kiss with teio
Please help me these 2 lesbians have a chokehold on me
sometimes literally
my interest has been going up and down for years now since I first watched it when PD had only 2 seasons, had my fill for a while, then sometime around Cinderella Gray coming out I realized I was in the mood to catch up and watched all the other animes
then right as CinGray's 1st cour is wrapping up the game drops and I get to see everyone else discover this "new" franchise right when I've caught up
Yea! The global release caught my attention
Especially the song used in the ad
Legend U is a great song
They have great songs
I have low expectations for the anime, especially since it comes with the gacha game, but both the game is fun (ignoring gacha mechanics, I'm heavily f2p anyway) and the anime is amazing
Can i call it amazing? The only other anime i enjoyed and called amazing was girls und panzer
makes sense, Uma and GuP share a lot in common
Yup! A lot of things in terms of community and the anime
The anime being it touches on a very niche topic
Tanks and Horse derby racing in this case (may not be niche in Japan tho but for a younger audience maybe)
not necessarily niche, but definitely a specific hobby that has a real world fanbase and real world history and the details of it aren't going to be common knowledge to the layperson
then made far more approachable by anime-girl-ifying the daylights out of it 
And i love this tactic
Haru Urara is pretty similar to the BT-42
Not in a sense that the BT-42 lost 113 battles or something, but in a sense the Japanese made both popular and 'saved' them/supported them
oh, and the anime largely revolving around a competitive sport that mostly has relatively low stakes beyond the agony of defeat, with varying levels of CGDCT fluff in between
also both series taking a hilarious approach to world-building where some things have way too much detail and other things are "just don't think about it lol" that makes it very clear exactly how serious you're supposed to take it all
I'd say GuP has big stakes 
mostly 
Yknow, displacing like 30,000 people
The akiyama barbershop mentioned something about starting anew would be hard
on paper, yeah, iirc it was never treated as a super dark and serious problem though
granted I've only watched some of GuP one time, I just remember it never feeling like that big of a deal
some of the uma injuries definitely feel darker in my current memories
The worst thing in gup is the disownment
And death i guess
Possibly girls drowning?
Considering that..
Silence Suzuka 
I still haven't started the back half of S1
I was sad about Rice Shower
I feel so so bad for her, the poor girl
Regarded as bad luck despite her name literally being a thing you do for Goodluck
Giving Silence Suzuka the win he deserved
Fun horse fact
SPECIAL WEEK won the tenno sho with the same jockey that rode with Silence Suzuka
And his jockey said that as if Silence Suzuka was there to give them a boost
the other day I found an "Absolute Bakushin" version of this meme
There's also an absolute golshi one
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
Yeah
Bakushin will request it one day
I might try to make spe win today
Or try again with McQueen
Damn woman won't race right
It's like her laziness to race properly was where golshi got hers
The duty of dignity calls
Do you have good support cards?
It's a shame I found out Mihono is a gundam too late, or I would've pulled
Nothing good. I have once-uncapped Suzuka, and then a bunch of 0-cap SSRs
Mihono is a gundam???
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i didn't like her, silence suzuka. The better 'yes master'
Mihono, please kill spica trainer for me
oh I see
The horse's nickname was The Cyborg because it ran with a consistent pace
she was never a major character in the anime so I missed all this
She was a bit
To set up rice shower though
||Where rice shower ruins her triple crown then gets ridiculed for being too good||
One of my favorite male character of all time comes from umamusume
The guy we only know as Trainer, lol
I never had a strong opinion of him since he seemed to be clearly filling the self-insert role and maybe a few gag setups
plus CinGrey's trainers have actual names
(in addition to being more fleshed out legit characters)
He is ironically comic relief and there to inspire the trainees
But he's up there
The realest man ever, good taste too
I like how golshi just stuck with him, she probably was too lazy to find another club anyway
nah, he's probably the only one who tolerates her nonsense
Enjoys being kicked in the face for sure
iirc anime Golshi has never dropkicked anyone
probably because it would be too predictable
She gets stepped on
Twice
Thrice*
By, you guessed it
Hold on it's sending
There we go
u/CandiCornArt
Agnes Tachyon?
Yes
TACH-NOLOGY
Her unique skill recovers stamina which is the only one I know of
Need skill priority tips on spe
Official content, teaser for s2 (?)
Teio and McQueen is such a random rivalry, wonder if it has relevance to irl, because you'd expect it to be Mejiro McQueen and Gold Ship, kinda like Scarlet and Vodka's angry Yuri
Failed a 7% 
Sorry tachyon, glue factory you go
My gold ship refuses to train sometimes
Only wants to read a book i hate that event
I like the one where she tells you "I'm only training Power today"
And everything else is greyed out
But I can't argue with her results
Gold ship is such a hit and miss to train
An awful mood gold ship with bad stats and a condition will win a G1 Match against suzuka, rudolf, teio, special week, and mcqueen even when she starts with late start and rushed later on with a bad position, being inside the pact despite being late surger
Then she looses against an F Rank Haru Urara, even tho she has max S+ stats and great mood with perfect track conditions
Speaking of haru urara, is she meant to lose the last goal race?
Mine came in dead last despite winning the elm stakes and JB sprint before that match
I read somewhere that match is supposed to be "unbeatable" with her
Considering the requirements for it is literally to just race in it, not even get in the top 5 or something
I've heard contradictory claims about whether Haru actually has an "unwinnable" race, or she's just balanced so that some of the races require a lot of dumb luck as well as skill
I heard that too but I've won any number of raves with her, even her debut
the movie went so ham on Tachyon's pseudo-science visuals 
She might have something coded to make things harder, but not forced losses. Same way Rice Shower is coded to worsen her mood at every opportunity
On the ura finale my bakushin won by 6L for qualifiers
and her being Tachyon
it would be funny if Tachyon is coded to go "I'm done with racing. Bye." at some point
4L for semi then neck for final
What a horse
she looks so normal when you dress her up like that 
It's the only thing she can wear
Well, that or the tracksuit
Only SSRs get their good outfits
your excellencsy, the horses have hit Ireland. https://youtu.be/jGhnSEmELsA
Umamusume: Pretty Derby is an anime horse girl racing game. I am a 30 year old man who is alone. This game is peak and a sleeper roguelike hit of 2025. I will now treat it with the sincerity it deserves.
Watch me bomb a church, and other silly moments: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w8Y9vitsOw
~This video was recorded live on my Twitch Chann...
The duty of dignity calls
Nobody can dislike Mejiro McQueen, it is impossible
No one can dislike tokai teio, it is impossible
it's easy to underestimate her but it's impossible to dislike her
Do not come forward with an opinion combating mine
I won't hear anyone out how tokai teio is the worst character of the anime
I don't think anyone thinks that 
As it should be
No one can hate this girl
You can not have her as your favorite or something but you can't dislike teio
one of the S1 things I completely forgot until this rewatch is how much time Teio spends fangirling over Rudolf
(and, like, I get it, Rudolf's one of my favs)
I was spoiled mcqueen cries somewhere in season 2, i dread that episode
season 2 has so much crying you are not ready for it
It's like special week with suzuka just 100% less gay
I'm in episode 7 i already went through 5 different crying girls
There is heavy lesbian subtext in s1 i love it they weren't subtle at all
"I love having 2 moms"
I was here
I think i screenshotted this because of that random horse girl just fucking glowing??
I always forget about this outfit of Teio's because it shows up so late
Yea ngl i prefer her last outfit
Rudolf deserves all the hype and respect she gets
McQueen's new outfit is great tho
Coincidentally I'm starting my first career with her right now.
Is she relevant
Or is this like.. A random thing
Her quirky quirk is she just glows white
With perfect affinity parents
in a different timeline that makes way too much sense
Not a stretch
Wait, i do have one question
....... How are they made?
Do they just get blessed by the uma gods
^
the anime pointedly ignores this question outside of, as you saw, making it clear that the uma girls do have uma moms
I will assume tokai teio is like Jesus christ
l o n g
Baby tokai teio laying in hay, December 25
Vodka apparently was a filly when she won a race
I wonder what their flip phones look like
Is it long too
iirc they have smartphones in cingray
There's modern phones in Cinderella Grey and they're normal size
so they might have just skipped the flip phone era completely?
The one time they do a call they hold it in front of them, but I guess it was speaker phone?
In S1 i think i saw spe hold up her phone to her ears or something
I will continue the umamusume watch tomorrow
The sad can wait actually
(it can't I'll try not to cry at the cafe i cry easily when it comes to horse girls)
wait I'm dumb, the S2 OP literally ends with a smartphone ||of Suzuka||
so the phone tech is probably just consistent for the whole anime
((especially tokai teio crying i love you tokai teio))
What a nice way to tell us suzuka is dead irl
Rudol really has the best outfit doesn't she
Her absence is explained via her in America and the phone calls are like her irl spirit like with what special week's jockey said
See tokai teio new outfit
I'm aware lol
Or the horse that looks the best in her outfit. It's just the ideal Rudolf
Also i really like Maruzensky's outfit
I frequently suspect I'd like Maruzensky a lot more if she was ever a major character
And that small girl that wears yellow and pink
Maybe one day we'll get an anime from the 80s era
But Maruzensky is easy to love. She the OG of denied dreams
iirc Maruzensky did have a meaningful role in CinGray but even there it was mostly being Rudolf's number two
"Why not me?"??? For the third half of her appearances atleast
And doting on her daughter
(not her actual daughter in the anime)
Sakura Chiyono O
Oh so there's an actual mother daughter horse girls in the anime that aren't related in said anime
She won what mom wasn't allowed to win
No way sakura bakushin o twin sister (i don't know what chiyono looks like)
Or dad, I don't always remember the real gender of the horses
I'll assume she has a 6head
most of them were stallions so that's a safe default
Vodka and Daiwa being present immediately in S1 makes the ratio feel more even than it really is; they're almost the only notable umas who were irl mares
Yeah, might be easier to just learn which were mares
The rest are feminine boys
more posting (official content?)
To the average person they look like friends now that I think about it
I mean they are
But

so you know how when you've seen >95% of a franchise, sometimes you watch the last few % just for completion's sake?
I'm currently watching the Umayon/yuru web shorts
Yup, i did that with girls und panzer
and I bring this up mostly to comment that apparently they've decided the entire Symboli line is 100% girlprince horses, no exceptions
I kinda felt empty after that, but after knowing there would be more i can't wait
Is cg still ongoing?
CinGrey's 1st cour just ended last season, the 2nd cour is expected in October last I checked
DAO โ 6/30/25, 19:39
what's a "cour", like a season or a different thing entirely?Ixrec โ 6/30/25, 19:39
so "season" is kind of an ambiguous term
there's the four calendar seasons, and the corresponding 13-week periods that a show is often broadcast in
but then there's "season" as in a batch of episodes that were ordered and produced together
in the anime world, it's very common to order one batch of 26 episodes, and they call that one season with two cours
yeah, usually a cour is 13 episodes aired over a ~3 month period
Good to know GuP has 1 cour
And 4 other films thats produced in the span of 8 years
Anyway like i said before i will continue my uma watch
Initial rating so far
10/10 base score
99/10
(+89 - Tokai teio)
I've got a non-Uma thing I need to finish up but then I'll probably rewatch the rest of S1
Uma is the only anime (and show in general) I'm enjoying
I had low expectations and it got bombed by gold ship
Now it's high expectations
Wait no
It exceeds my expectations
62 speed from inspiration, I'm taking this Emperor to the moon
this does make me curious how you'll feel about all the other Uma animes once you get to them, since imo S2 is one of the peaks
Unbeatable aura
Umamusume is the sponsor of a race in France no way
Wait no not a rave
Cr
But its for bastille day
Tenno Sho continues to elude me
mechanically what's special about that one
Nothing, i think
Might need like 800 stam mcqueen for that ngl
I think it definitely needs at least 500 of the three main stats
I think my most recent mcqueen has ok stats at 300 on stam and speed
I still don't know how people reach 700-800 with 2 different stats
Upgraded horses, upgraded support cards, goated parents
The A to S realm requires all of that
I only have like 1 SR ๐
Need more carats to gamble for better ones
Oh, better than i thought
She lacked stam for the race she lost it
The other mcqueen has better stats on stam and speed though
Might just use like R cards to get more stam
lore-accurate Rudolf 
I could've hit 900 if my friends spent more time on the practice track
so you're saying it's Gold Ship's fault again
She's stamina
But still yes
Now let's see if I can finally get a B or better Suzuka
I need a better speeeee
I don't know if my stuff is any good but you can try: 884480953361
Holy hell, 70 spd from inspiration and Turf went to S. It's the real Suzuka
Not quite there yet
ok, time for suffering
Won, but this Suzuka could've been so much better. Lost three 20-30% in a row
Unleveled ult too, unforgiveable
The game or the anime?
Any questions, no matter what, feel free to ask
Preemptively I'd only mention "hidden" stuff, like how you get SSR tickets from completing the Uma stories
Any experience with gacha games?
. . . Ix please
Um, yes, I'm familiar
I did a few pulls and picked a horse I thought was cute and silly
That saves a lot of explanations
(For context, I play Arknights, Reverse1999, and used to play two hoyo games, so . . . yeah. I am fmailiar with the grind)
I'd only mention that support cards are by far the most important factor of how good your runs will be. The game pretty much expects you to pull 3 to 5 times more from the support banner than the horse banner
Which is counterintuitive to most gacha games
(c) nekokota_koume
the no hat/bridle look really lets the mejiro genes come through
Least beautiful Mejiro McQueen
Something I think Uma Musume is uniquely good at is the portrayal of character. The root of any particular horse always starts with the real aspects of the horse in question, then it's informed by the story of their racing career and by the fans; then it's further shaped by a bit of fanaticism and idealism, which is specially obvious in cases like Rice Shower or Suzuka but is always present
It's because of that earnestness and honesty and consistency that helps you get invested, and you "buy" the propaganda. It's hard to deny
something a guy on the internet once said that really stuck with me is there's a difference between writing stories based on real life, and writing stories based entirely on other stories; the latter eventually end up feeling really hollow and fake when it's just tropes and archetypes bouncing off other tropes and archetypes
so yes I agree that a big part of the "secret" to why Uma Musume is outperforming so many other cute girl franchises is that, even if the root inspiration was horses, being based in reality gives it that difficult-to-define X factor that makes us all buy into the characters as characters instead of just bundles of tropes
It's a fair thought
basically you need to scramble the tropes
So if you collect X crystals you can just get the gal in question, yeah?
. . . I hear you girl
. . . Rival just means girlfriend don't it
Ixrec โ 7/9/25, 18:51
the longer you consume this franchise the harder it is to hear "I'll beat you next time" as anything other than a declaration of love

I need more of them
She was fueled by vodka
But damn, Oguri Cap is good
You should search up strategies
wow, I forgot how adorable it is in late S1 when ||Spe-chan is being such a doting wife roommate for Suzuka that she neglects her own races||
Wait until grass wonder appears
(Grass Wonder to Spe-chan)
She didn't say "what about us" (referring to herself, seiun sky and el condor pasa) to imply she's neglecting her other friends, she's implying spe is neglecting her and she just ignores the original girl that loved her
yeah that's the episode I just finished
I feel bad for Grass
Chasing after the girl that already has her sights on someone else
well, you do have to include the context that their next race is Spe vs Grass, so there's a good reason Seiun and El aren't relevant atm
but yeah that whole situation was unfair to Grass
I was sad when the lesbians- err, Suzuka and Spe were separated
Silence Suzuka knows what she wants
unexpected rewatch bonus: now that my Japanese doesn't suck, when Spe-chan visits home I can immediately hear her revert to the regional accent 
even me as a foreigner i can tell her accent changed
SPE-CHAN IS SO CUTE
tied up hons , because too good girl
omg realistic umamusume
Be me, go to computer Cafe to watch umamusume... Despite being able to just watch it at home
speaking of the anime
i found it cute that rice's reaction to teio arriving on a segway was fear
poor girl
you cant hateher
omg the robot did it
Such a fascinating cultural exchange going on through horse girls
People probably forget about Spe's friendship with El Condor and Grass
I don't know about that but I do know El Condor Pasa has the best name out of all horses
But symboli rudolf
El Condor Pasa is a cool name though ngl
Pass who? McQueen, dear, you're winning
Pass herself
Is this an in-game event?
I skip all of them and just collect my carrots, assuming the events are either covered by the anime or the real horse's life
Most of the events are unique to the game
0 losses
True Bakushin
Guess her speed
1200!
lmao
F stamina 
??? Is she this small?
Undefeated horse is a rare treasure. So hard to achieve
I had a Suzuka that won the URA finale and everything, but came in second for one optional race I did to raise fans
It hurt
It's so easy to achieve with sakura
I had 6x speed cards and only did Speed until Max then focuses on Stamina a bit
... I did lose semi-finals because bad RNG
Sprint is so easy
But that's why we love Bakushin
Don't even need stamina
Like.. F stamina but won every goal race
Should try training my urara but i need a replacement for vodka and a better spe
Do Urara
There's very few horses that are right for Dirt, and Urara is given for free. It will always pay off to have the best Haru you can currently have
She's like my best dirt runner and only dirt runner
Smokes everyone she goes against in team trial
Urara has her eyes on the goal most of the time
Taiki Shuttle was done dirty
They could've gone full American wihout that ridiculous outfit
Lmao, since i watch uma on a pirate site, these people in the comments are complaining how teio always gets injured
... This mimics her irl horse
Blaming the author/writers
You better thank them for not killing off the characters that die after the race like ||Rice Shower and Silence Suzuka||
I think my pure speed bakushin was 7L
She won't beat anyone in pvp though but i don't care about pvp much
OH. I just realized something
These horse girls would fucking gap everyone in a tour de france
Nah
They would, depends on the horse girl
It's probably less straining by using a roadbike because In a few pedals you'd be fast already
Any cycling course, specially on the high levels like Tour de France, is much much longer than even Tenno Sho, and there's a lot more uphills and downhills. And not "uphill over 200m with a heigh difference of 5 meters", we're talking reall hills
The horse girls seem to be as fragile as horses though
They're by all measure "normal" people running at the speed of horses
Their bones might be a little better, considering how ridiculously fragile horses are
But the extra speed is still "you fuck up you die" territory
Just a bit, they still fracture easily though
Are the steaks vegan food or do they not give a shit about horses eating meat
I guess they're still human
Half human
They are? I don't find anything with a quick Google search
Its obvious if given the chance they'd eat meat lol
They are obligate herbivores but like, who isn't. Point is they can eat meat even if they don't seek it out
Caterpillars
And butterflies
I like how gold ship is the most childish out of all of them (Team Spica) despite lookin like the 2nd most mature
Currently running a lore-accurate Haru Urara with 6 races and 0 wins, despite goated parents
Mines at 4 wins i think
Wtf how did she manage to go from 10th to 3rd
After like the 4th corner
Emperor get
I assume it's supposed to be kinda hard to actually clear all career goals?
Or do I just suck
Sometime you can just get enough bad rolls that it's guranteed glue
Personally I'd say most of my careers die somwhere in the URA stretch
Some horses are harder than others tho
Urara has a career goal that's near impossible to clear so yes
That's why its marked as "just play in the race" and necessarily not "place in Xth"
Also the arima kiren is long and turf, something urara is bad at
Unless you condition her to run long and turf (don't, she's best as dirt and is the only free dirt horse you get)
Spe freak
That's why suzuka went to America

There is now a LOT of art of Haru Urara receiving copious amounts of rye grass
Sources are eluding me
There's also a master post on Twitter by @ChrisValence but he is not sourcing anything 
(c) HARUURARA_mochi
(c) Keenbiscuit
(c) DasDokter
she's been sent so much grass, a lot of it will go to neighbor horses and donated
The donation site is also temporarily paused 
Horse jockeys in Peru ran without their horses for a charity event
I remember Ixrec saying there was an absolute bakushin meme and i found it
Oh and the best song ever
When uma's say "i want to race with you" to another uma, it sounds like they're confessing their love for each other
It sounds like that because that's what it is
No such thing as platonic racing in Uma
o it sent twice
That'll do, horse, that'll do
"wait.. These horse girls are all lesbian?!"
Always has been
I'm always proud of haru urara no matter where she places in
NO.. only TEIO can sleep with MCQUEEN
Ok now i need to draw mcqueen as little spoon and rice shower as the big spoon, they apparently slept together in the same bed from what mcqueen is saying 
This stupid fucking horse
Golshi moment
Dropping this here for reasons
when the translators enjoy their jobs
Umazing
need rice shower and sans undertale
Shes sans undertale
??? What the hell is going on in the JP version
Ain't worry about it
Hm
This was great but she lacked long, so might need the same but 6* spark on stam and atleast 3* or 6* spark on long
Maybe on my next run I'll do 2 stam 2 speed and 2 power, 3* or 6* spark for speed or stam, and 3* or 6* spark for long
Sparks do be like that
Ended with this, not bad Teio
Not a lot of skills too so might need to work on that
Instead of triple crown she gets ||triple fracture||
is that actually a possible outcome
There's an infirmary, which is used to cure your horses's conditions and afflictions
But I've never seen a broken bone, it's more stuff like "Slacker" or "Night Owl"
You have to seriously fuck up for something to go wrong anyway
You can give teio a fracture if you race her more than 3 times i guess?
Oh my god finally
She finally won the tenno sho, this is where the previous 3 mcqueens failed in
she is... not speed.
they push this to its absolute limit in S3E9, where ||Kitasan and Satono spend an entire day / third of an episode just going on a huge date, building up to this scene with a literal sunset in the background||
they basically did every romantic trope in the book except for actually kissing 
Well, she is
McQueen won the finals lol
700 speed is ok for career and against team trials
Wait she didn't win
But close enough, 2nd place at 1/2
All that so they can show it on countries that despise this ๐
They should only show umamusume in countries that accept this so we can see Tokai Teio and Mejiro McQueen kissing!!!
As you can tell I'm madly inlove with this pairing
I have mcqueen and teio as rivals (or teammates) in team trials
As the gods intended

WElp
I have at last won a full tourney
and whom with, you may ask? Well, of course, when least expected
Golshi
I did the Bakushin thing. Only speed and wit training. Won the URA finale by 3L
Only lost her debut race, stupid horse 
That is so much speed
That's average bakushin
Will do another 9 speed spark, 6 speed card so i can atleast focus on wit with bakushin after i max her speed
I'm guessing I just don't have the metaprogression stuff for that level of maximizing yet
You don't even need meta for it
Just find someone on the uma server that have a 9* speed to use as guest in legacy
Then even if its just R cards, if its speed it's good
Here's my bakushin that won finale
Cards i used
Next i want to get S on turf sprint and front
Bakushin is the easiest uma to race, she just needs speed
We're following down the steps of the JP Release
People playing JP discovered bakushins speed spam wins everything
You can see my cards, the only thing crazy is my borrowed card but that's exactly what following people is for
If you only train one stat you can easily max it out, but that only works for Bakushin as mentioned
It works for other Fronters iirc
All fronters want speed, but only speed is for sprinters
Yea i was about to mention how it works for bakushin because she only does sprints
But yea, if they do:
Only sprints
Front runner
Then yea, spamming speed work
Also bakushin is just funny
My gold ship is a machine that turns
Awful mood
8th favorite
Rushed
Late start
Into 1st place!
Average Golshi experience
She's also a machine that turns
Great mood
1st favorite
Perfect start + as expected skills activation
Into 16th
And wasting 2 turns in infirmary for getting night owl
I don't know about this one, golshi
Oop i keep forgetting she's an end closer
Almost won, but Symboli Rudolf escaped getting boxed it
Matikanefukukitaru badly needs a space in her name somewhere
His name is "Machikane Fuku Kitaru" in regular Japanese spelling. Racehorse's names are internationally limited by 18 letters, including spaces. So "chi(ใ)" is shortened to "ti", and space is omitted. This is the same reason as Matikanetannhauser.
โฆeverything makes sense now
Patiently waiting for that golshi win animation where she throws the camera
Omg i was pretty close lol
Matann hauser is the nickname twin turbo gave her i think
I love twin turbo, she's so funny
Who was that girl that keeps getting hit by her shoe i forgot her name ๐ญ
Oh my god now i need to get the good ending with golshi
Hot spring date 
LET'S GO, S in end closer!
That's what i like to see golshi
6 LENGTHS TENNO SHO?
Gold ship godship
shower horse thoughts: I donโt think Iโve seen carrot cake come up even once in this franchise 
It comes up in the game
O sorry for the ping
But yea, Haru Urara keeps talking about it
I am going to punt this damn horse into the sun
3 turns to cure night owl??
Still beats everyone in tenno sho autumn
Bro this horse in unstoppable
Damn horse cut a hole in my wall tho.. Suspiciously gold ship shaped hole
Haru Urara bakes a chocolate carrot cake in the Valentine's event, if we ever see that. Maybe next February
The chocolate carrot cake is a carrot cake with a bar of chocolate in the middle
ask a stupid question
I will treasure this forever
Haru Urara received 4 tons of Ryegrass BTW
She will share it with neighboring horses
Ah yes golshi activities
Gold Ship is such a scary opponent
Since she's an end closer, she can just randomly overtake your uma late race and gap you by 8L
I'm getting so good at training these umas
And that's why tokai teio should consider me to train her!
(She's D+ rn, hoping for C)
I really need better cards, but I'm holding until Kitasan Black
I want banner but with my luck and f2p status... Cygames won't bless me
Waiting for 1 month anniversary 30k carats 
Got a couple cool SR cards, useful
And i recommend to all new players to look in the umamusume discord for people to follow and use legacies and cards of
I'm glad for the guest/friend system in training
Skibidi Rizz horse page with past performances, speed figures, results, pedigree, photos and videos. Skibidi Rizz horse rating and status. See who is a fan of Skibidi Rizz.
...... Uma when?
She could be like very flirty but very bad at it
I can't find an emoji that fully captures all the emotions this is provoking
quaso
Why?
why not
Would oguri WHAT urara??
out of the ryegrass, right
right
My best golshi
Will train daiwa more
Here's the gang
Because this one is an utter failure, this was when i was new and balanced stats
One winner and 18 losers
Or however many
that might be the only way to consume all that grass
It would be a start
There isn't even a single blade of grass in that track
Sure, it's dirt, but there would atleast be a small patch
rewatching BNW no Chikai: I think the first time around I was unaware that these were technically specials attached to season 1 of Pretty Derby; now that I'm watching them in the proper order they land way better
Triple Tiara winner Suzuka 
I need her
I don't want to make a new account to get her tho
Teio my triple fracture queen
I will make you get that triple crown.
Don't worry, Teio. Don't worry
Oh my gaaawwd mcqueen and teio is breaking up ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
McQueen is trying so hard to look like she doesn't care about Teio leaving
Why is this horse girl show making me CRY
TE-I-O!
I'm sorry for pushing my yuri agenda, i get it they're just friends!!! Respectfully , shush
This is really gay
oh right, coding shenanigans interrupted me yesterday so I never finished BNW
gotta get on that so I can rewatch S2
I now wholeheartedly ship tokai teio and mcqueen
No way she's named Traffic Lights??
do we have a horse girl club
what kind of club?
aaah
Alas
i too have fallen for horses*
*anime edition
started game and anime yesterday
i love my stupid as bricks horse bakushin o
"3 times 1200 equals long race" indeed
absolutely enamored by her
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
BAKUSHIIIIIIIIIIN
with all the memes about Bakushin I'm disappointed she never has a prominent role in the anime
(except in a commentary role during the BNW specials? it's almost weirder than never including her
)
She's too stupid to have a plot
what even are her in-game events about
She's a girlfailure
She's the class president and takes a lot of pride on that but it's a meaningless position.
She calls herself a model student but takes remedial classes
She drew a portrait of classmate for the typical art class and it was so bad someone asked if it was an alien
She understood that as her skills being out of this world
Her events are all about running headfirst into problems and failing but coming out on top anyway
I see
shes got an ego but its exceedingly endearing. "im so good, so i have to get even better to set an example for everyone!"
that makes sense then, the animes that wanted a designated comic relief character consistently went with Golshi's brand of nonsense instead
she gets depressed if she cant help you with chores
She's Trixie
"im too good to only be a sprinter! if i want to inspire everyone, i have to be good at everything!"
Golshi is stupid in an intentional kind of way so it's much better for comic relief. Bakushin is just stupid in her own endearing way
Bakushin strats never fail
and then CinGray decided that Oguri can do her own endearing comic relief, since they've got time to let major characters be more than one thing
Speaking of lore
oh no bringi has been Infected By Horsegirls too
Did I share the ancient horse texts? https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1ucoR1eN1TSMSiXS-GPgTU_wOeJUUbHy0o5xFBFIQYG8/mobilebasic#id.9jo4jocnux5t
Unfortunately I was not there when they were written
on top of the new cat, that is a lot to take in...
Bakushin is very eager, wanting to run in other higher distance races than just short distance races. IRL, his team overestimated his ability because he had amazing speed. With this, his true power was just for sprint races but his team had bigger dreams because of his pedigree (his father, Sakura Yutaka O, won a lot of middle distance races), so Bakushin O would go to a mile race, not win and then completely annihilate a sprint race afterwards
When the project first started, the earlier horse girls had drastic differences between how they were first portrayed and how they act now.
Eg. Manhattan Cafรฉ was a yandere chuuni
...wow, that was a change
wow
For the better I think
Oguri missed her championship by a nose and I'm not ok about it
also as i have been ranting at Ix Oguri rapidly climbed to be my favorite
hopefully when CinGray resumes I won't be the only one watching it 
pfffff, the details you notice on a rewatch
you know how all the non-smart phones have really long receivers for the horse ears?
even the big red end call button on the smart phones has a receiver symbol so long the button is an oval:
lmao
S2E1: ||apparently I completely misremembered which race Teio doesn't win, because I just got blindsided by her actually winning the Derby
||
Oh, you know
I did notice all animations of them with phones they always talked to them on speaker

I'm dumb
eyyyyyyy we bakushin our way thru ura on day 2! very good horse yes you are you so are
Maruzensky run going very nicely ~
So this is that MLP live action movie I've been hearing about
The more things change the more they stay the same, 10 years later and a new group of horses has taken the internet by storm and spread absolutely everywhere
Rainbow Dash x Bakushin rivalry
Twilight vs Tachyon
Pinkie and Gold Ship
Oh no now there are party mines on the track
Pinkie could also be Haru Urara's ultimate hype girl
Urara never wins but Pinkie treats her like a champion anyway
I can see Fluttershy being the one that doesn't care if she wins but cares that you're still trying anyways
Twilight - Pace
RD - Front
AJ - Front
Rarity - Late
Pinkie - Late
Fluttershy - End
It's funny that I can imagine even Fluttershy running but not Rarity for some reason 
Rarity runs while holding tea and saying "~desuwa" a lot
Screw it I'll actually start playing the game
I've watched enough that I now get the gameplay and I've started criticizing vtubers making decisions I wouldn't make so now I'll do it myself lol
Still probably not gonna engage in any gacha that isn't free but the training and racing seems fun
that would be her special ability animation
the gacha element will always be there but I'm almost certain that the game is still fully playable and enjoyable without spending a dime on it
oh no even the notifications are onto me
Please join Club Spica
I even have a recruitment poster for it
lol, so you've seen the spam speed tactic with bakushin
You're making bakushin proud
Don't worry, I'm close to finishing S2 and will be starting the 3rd lesbian horse season
RD would make bakushin proud
Best girlfailure ever is haru urara
She's both a girlfail and girlboss
Why is my bakushin gold??
A harmless prank during a quiet dinner time triggers traumatic responses out of Haru Urara perhaps of a past life of failures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd8bMUPTra0
Feed the real Haru Urara here!
https://namabokusobank.jp/article/ใใซใฆใฉใฉ
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ht...
shoot that fucking cameraman
URARA NOO
Gotta say, Daiwa Scarlett has one of the best winning animations where she gets all up in your face and looks super smug.
I don't know much about the horse aside from the owner being a freak tho
Lmao yea, its still a funny story to me
The characters....I think she's the older sister type? Takes care of the others? And she fights with Vodka, I know that
... Checks out!
The older sister type is unironically golshi
I mean
Hmmm, yea golshi
She's the chaotic sibling
Did taika shuttle also get trainer meddling?
She's the one where you bring friends home and Golshi pulls out the family photo album
Like..damn,she got THE genes
I think that's just because America!
You know who doesn't have the genes? Mejiro McQueen
But I read somewhere aside from rare situations like Daiwa, the bigger the horsegirl the bigger or more muscled the actual horse was, but that could've been made up
I do think it chekcs out for the small in height horsegirls, they weren't ponies but they were on the small side of racing horses
Mejiro Ryan stole ALL of it
Siphoned the genes, leaving nothing for mcqueen
Bro these npc uma names are hilarious
"touring bike" ๐ญ
I wonder what the naming convention of Japanese race horses are
I know it's probably like a combination of sire and dam
They like to do that yeah, take from both
There's also family, farm and lineage names
Otherwise I've seen a lot of names that were suggested by stable hands and groomers, and finally whatever the owner fancies at the moment
That's how you get McQueen and Palmer and Top Gun
Which one? Speed or wit
Wit
Yea i did wit, 500 wit would be nice to have
My stats going into tenno sho
Freak you suzuka i will beat you! Not like you'll break your leg in this race or anything
Finally, my first B-rank Daiwa veteran
Now i have 500 wit and near B+ at speed, this is probably my most decent uma vet
Am I feeling lucky today?
No.. No I'm not
Woah
Mmmm, this feels so nice
Fake emperor, failed a 3% chance
Won the Triple Crown tho we're so fucking back
Tenno Sho (Spring) remains but a fleeting dream....
She's glue

I cannot run a good Emperor to save my life
She was doing great then I missed 8 turns of training due to two conditions she decided to get, plus failing a 20%
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbRq7_wpPI8lplzYnXcq2WIuUMA3-iLwH&si=eEFsH7jytXSm2VHD presumably this is old news but i was surprised that the bakushin tutorial shorts on youtube have like, genuinely good advice for beginners? like yea i clicked on them purely for best horse, but they did teach me a lil bit (mainly that i should in fact buff my mood for trainings, that energy doesnt matter for races, and that its worth it to build up friendship gauge even if its not training i was planning to use)
"Kitasan Black. I hate you."
"Kitasan Black.. I..."

Ah yeah, these is all stuff I went into the game knowing
AND here i thought they had no balls to use the L word
Very solid basics that often og unexplained
Lo*e
lol @ the learner's permit symbol
ok, if they're that solid at explaining the mechanics I might watch these later
Don't forget the horsegirls have their own lane in traffic
I may not ever play the game but it'd be nice to at least know wtf "guts" does
Bakushin's 5head has a magnet thats attracted to Kita's chest
Nothing, atm
wait really
see this is why I don't trust stats in video games 
have they ever made one without a dump stat
It's gonna have a play in the last spurt
I used to think wits was useless
But 300-500 wit assures you all your skills would be used
And ixrec, you were right
There's so much lesbian in s3
There's also a flowchart I saw somewhere that is a very solid guideline, though not the absolute rule of god. There can be times when it's better to do something a little less optimal, like a training with only two horses because they're the last ones without maxxed friensdhip. But that's the sort of decision you can only make after having a solid foundation
Let me see
I don't know if it is what it actually means in Japanese but Cheval outright said she loves her
Then they never bring it up again?
8 TURNS?
8 infirmary visits? 8?
Atp I'd reset
No. IT's more like one turn lost to infirmary -> one turn lost to recover the energy -> one turn lost to recovering the mood -> Got another condition so that's another 3 lost turns
And she lost a low chance so that's another turn or two wasted
It was easily at least 4 turns of trying to recover but pretty sure it was more, and I still went into the goal race with Bad mood, which a clock can fix but she still 
Wrong chart that's the unfixed one
I wish bakushin o played a bigger role in s3 lol
Future Scouts: https://umamusu.wiki/Game:List_of_Scouts#tabber-tabpanel-2021-1
(i.e., history of scouts in JP server)
Basics flowchart
Rainbow guts training: 
I actually don't use guides, i only ask for help in the uma server about cards
Unfortunately i don't have screek so I'm just borrowing from people
Or sfreak
ftr, I'm happy to take translation questions on any part of the animes, since I'm pretty sure I have immediate access to all of it
I stand by my statement of super creek is a super Freak
Who's a good trainy wainy? Trainer i wanna play googoo babies today
The part in the last spurt in episode 12 s3, where Cheval says she hates kitasan black
||"Kitasan Black, I... always.. loved you!" then she wins||
s3 spoilers
Can I get a pin on that
It may have meant i always looked up to you or something of that sort
ah during the flashback buff
She screamed the gay part out loud yes
"boku wa hontou ni zutto kimi ga [dramatic pause] DAISUKI DA"
yeah that's about as clear as you can make it
Its funny how i finished s3 first then s2
now to be clear (dai)suki doesn't necessarily mean romantic love, it has a lot of the same ambiguity as English's "love" word, including platonic love and such too
Damn down from 6 daily races to 3, that's fucked up...
pretty much
one of my favorite Engrish nonsense moments was when someone asked "do you mean ๅฅฝใsuki in a ใฉใคใฏ like way or a ใฉใ love way" 
literally all of those words have the same ambiguity problem in both languages
I guess it depends on context most of the time
I don't think you could muddy the question more if you were actively trying to
Happy i love you during some fun stuff might look platonic
I love you in a sunset while holding both their hands might look romantic
Speaking of season 3
It's honestly so endearing that gold ship, despite placing so low, can make a crowd cheer for her like that
She has her moments that make her high intelligence obvious
Then there's..
that was one of the moments where you can really feel she's doing it on purpose, just to clash with the outfits everyone else was wearing
She likes sleeping on the turf
I think that might've been another reference to an irl Gold Ship photo
I don't know which one to watch after finishing s3, there's OVAs listed in this site, then there's the movie and Cinderella grey
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=642101954702651&id=100067085553337&set=a.415076224071893 ah no, it's a reference to a commercial with a horse on a pillow, but the irl horse was not Gold Ship
Wasn't the first time but she really likes to lay on the slanted parts
On the topic of gold ship, i wonder if the dream trophy is for retired umas
as for viewing, you saw the release order list I pinned, right? are you asking for recommendations?
Latter
okay
Would i be heavily under informed if i just watch Cinderella gray before the ovas and movie?
so for general quality, Cinderella Gray is IMO the only one that hits similar highs to PD, arguably higher depending on what you value most
I value horse girl
BNW no Chikai, Road to the Top, and Beginning of a New Era are all pretty fun too, but IMO middle of the pack, on par with several parts of PD but not the best of PD or CG
BNW is i presume about the trio? Forgot who they were but i know biwa hayahide is in it
note that BNW specifically are specials on the PD S1 dvds, they kind of assume you watch them shortly after S1, so a lot of their best bits are continuations of S1's running gags 
yeah Biwa is the B of BNW
N is naru urara, 100%
so that might be nice to get out of the way while S1 is still fresh in your memory
I never forget
(i only remember suzuka breaking her leg (that's the first race (the irl one) in the series i watched. Depressing))
the web shorts are IMO nothing of particular interest, I watched them mostly for completeness but as you'd expect they are just 3 minute shorts that can't achieve any of the depth and emotional investment the "proper" animes can do
Urgh better start searching for a site to watch bnw
I have torrents for all of the non-PD stuff if it helps
And download s1 and s2 so i can have things to rewatch in another event of an internet service provider burning down
I can't wrap my head around torrenting
I did it once, but it just worked, then never worked again
It would be a great resource to have, though
if you install qBitTorrent, then I can just send you a pile of torrent magnet links for the non-PD stuff
Rudolf is being mean to me
i use uTorrent because mobile
I figured out why bakushin is Gold in my game
Potential level 3
Maybe i should try building an actually good bakushin
I can't stop thinking about that sad uma npc in the game named "So Dramatic"
NOT RUDOLF
I feel bad for laughing





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