#Uma Musume

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sudden sundial
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Horse thread in a horse server.
Game, manga, anime, any combination; all welcome

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I don't have much but I do have a legendarily stupid horse

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I'm ~halfway through a PD S1 rewatch

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putting off the other half because a) there's another show I'm supposed to finish before my family's next group zoom chat, and b) I'm not emotionally prepared to relive ||Suzuka's injury||

sudden sundial
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One can never be

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If anything the first time it's easier

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|| When you know that....that is that, the end of the story. It's worse the more you think about it. Such a beautiful, fast horse. Front runner, leading all races. Leading by 10 lengths on his last race!||

brisk token
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All the talk of this series has got me kind of interested in it, I might watch it

sudden sundial
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There's many appeals to the game but for sure one of the biggest is to pick a horse like this and achieve the dream that could not be

arctic rain
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I just started playing and from what I've learned so far it's like gaining stats in persona, and instead of turn based combat its racing with horse girls.

lime stream
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Uma Musume Anime 101

My quick recommendation if you just want to try something to find out whether you like the horse girl anime:

  • Cinderella Gray if you tend to prefer more "serious" writing, higher production values, a funny protagonist, etc.
  • Pretty Derby if you tend to prefer fluffy, CGDCT (cute girls doing cute things) writing, or just want to binge the whole franchise in release order. Note that most people seem to agree season 2 is the best of PD, and season 3 is the weakest.

Of course you get plenty of sports drama and CGDCT fluff either way, but CinGray and PD S2 are peak horse content. Every season/miniseries/movie of Uma Musume is mostly self-contained with different main characters, so it doesn't matter what order you watch them in.

All Uma Musume animes in release order:

  • Pretty Derby season 1 (2018 series) [Special Week, Silence Suzuka]
  • BNW no Chikai (2018 specials) [Biwa Hayahide, Narita Taishin, Winning Ticket]
  • Pretty Derby season 2 (2021 series) [Tokai Teio, Mejiro McQueen]
  • Umayon (2020 web shorts)
  • Umayuru (2022 web shorts)
  • Road to the Top (2023 miniseries) [Narita Top Road, Admire Vega, T.M. Opera O]
  • Pretty Derby season 3 (2023 series) [Kitasan Black, Satono Diamond]
  • Beginning of a New Era (2024 movie) [Jungle Pocket, Agnes Tachyon]
  • Cinderella Gray (2025 series) [Oguri Cap, Tamamo Cross]
  • Umayuru: Pretty Gray (2025 web shorts)

There are also several manga, the gacha game of course, and a stage play (!?), but I'm not familiar with any of that.

lime stream
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since a lot of ^this has arguably been "frequently asked questions" material even before this thread was created, I wanted to make a pin out of it for whenever it gets asked again

runic whale
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What a strange race

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Please stop doing that

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Can you tell who my favorite character is? Hint: her name starts with T

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Man i love both Teio's outfits

lapis elbow
fervent flame
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sniff snoof
are u grass

fervent flame
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apparently yes, it was grass

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very good grass too

sudden sundial
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It takes so long to level up the friendship, I'm not sure if I'm doing something wrong

runic whale
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Just keep doing the support cards, they'll go up in no time

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You can also uncap so they start with a higher bar

sudden sundial
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Yeah it comes down to that. Also I have terrible luck, I never see 4 or 5 horses in one place

runic whale
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LET'S GOO

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I WANT symboli Rudolf

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But I'm glad i have mcqueen and teio

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I love you tokai teio

runic whale
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My favorite 1st place animation in terms of cute is Mejiro McQueen and Haru Urara

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For funny? Golshi dropkick

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Umamusume is confusing, there is luck in play

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My urara lost the jb sprint in her first 2 attempts then placed first

sudden sundial
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That's how they get you. My B B C D C Top Gun, with S-tier late-surge affinity, lost her last race for no reason

runic whale
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I am so proud of you, Haru Urara

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She won the JB Sprint and G1 Elms

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Current spica gang

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Might get the rest to C though

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Wtf haru is so tiny

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Holy shit

sudden sundial
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How does the second row unlock?

runic whale
sudden sundial
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I'm already D1 I think and it didn't unlock

runic whale
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Oh wait, just do team trials

runic whale
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Run like the wind, Haru โค๏ธ

runic whale
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They're holding her hand!!! This is adorable

sudden sundial
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runic whale
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It's fanart, they aren't openly lesbians ๐Ÿ˜” oh if you meant the pairing then yes I've started on S2

lime stream
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that too yeah

runic whale
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They are SO cute together and they're not subtle with the lesbianism

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Burger store is playing umamusume

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They chose tokai teio

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Based

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This is super based

runic whale
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YES

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I love you tokai teio

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Seeing these umas cry makes me cry

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Please, just look at her

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McQueen's craziest day was the day she shares a kiss with teio

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Please help me these 2 lesbians have a chokehold on me

lime stream
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sometimes literally

runic whale
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These damn horses

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Been 5 years since I've been this obsessed with something rdsnrk

lime stream
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my interest has been going up and down for years now since I first watched it when PD had only 2 seasons, had my fill for a while, then sometime around Cinderella Gray coming out I realized I was in the mood to catch up and watched all the other animes

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then right as CinGray's 1st cour is wrapping up the game drops and I get to see everyone else discover this "new" franchise right when I've caught up

runic whale
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Yea! The global release caught my attention

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Especially the song used in the ad

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Legend U is a great song

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They have great songs

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I have low expectations for the anime, especially since it comes with the gacha game, but both the game is fun (ignoring gacha mechanics, I'm heavily f2p anyway) and the anime is amazing

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Can i call it amazing? The only other anime i enjoyed and called amazing was girls und panzer

lime stream
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makes sense, Uma and GuP share a lot in common

runic whale
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Yup! A lot of things in terms of community and the anime

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The anime being it touches on a very niche topic

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Tanks and Horse derby racing in this case (may not be niche in Japan tho but for a younger audience maybe)

lime stream
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not necessarily niche, but definitely a specific hobby that has a real world fanbase and real world history and the details of it aren't going to be common knowledge to the layperson

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then made far more approachable by anime-girl-ifying the daylights out of it rdsnrk

runic whale
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And i love this tactic

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Haru Urara is pretty similar to the BT-42

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Not in a sense that the BT-42 lost 113 battles or something, but in a sense the Japanese made both popular and 'saved' them/supported them

lime stream
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oh, and the anime largely revolving around a competitive sport that mostly has relatively low stakes beyond the agony of defeat, with varying levels of CGDCT fluff in between

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also both series taking a hilarious approach to world-building where some things have way too much detail and other things are "just don't think about it lol" that makes it very clear exactly how serious you're supposed to take it all

runic whale
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I'd say GuP has big stakes rdsnrk

lime stream
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mostly rdsnrk

runic whale
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Yknow, displacing like 30,000 people

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The akiyama barbershop mentioned something about starting anew would be hard

lime stream
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on paper, yeah, iirc it was never treated as a super dark and serious problem though

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granted I've only watched some of GuP one time, I just remember it never feeling like that big of a deal

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some of the uma injuries definitely feel darker in my current memories

runic whale
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The worst thing in gup is the disownment

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And death i guess

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Possibly girls drowning?

runic whale
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Silence Suzuka izzystare

lime stream
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I still haven't started the back half of S1

runic whale
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I was sad about Rice Shower

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I feel so so bad for her, the poor girl

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Regarded as bad luck despite her name literally being a thing you do for Goodluck

sudden sundial
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Giving Silence Suzuka the win he deserved

runic whale
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Fun horse fact

runic whale
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SPECIAL WEEK won the tenno sho with the same jockey that rode with Silence Suzuka

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And his jockey said that as if Silence Suzuka was there to give them a boost

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runic whale
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There's also an absolute golshi one

sudden sundial
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BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN

runic whale
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Please bakushin bless my ears

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They said this song just plays

sudden sundial
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Yeah

runic whale
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Bakushin will request it one day

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I might try to make spe win today

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Or try again with McQueen

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Damn woman won't race right

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It's like her laziness to race properly was where golshi got hers

sudden sundial
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The duty of dignity calls

runic whale
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Do you have good support cards?

sudden sundial
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It's a shame I found out Mihono is a gundam too late, or I would've pulled

sudden sundial
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Mihono is a gundam???

runic whale
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Like her name is

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MH-6969420 or something

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And she's pretty monotone

sudden sundial
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runic whale
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i didn't like her, silence suzuka. The better 'yes master'

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Mihono, please kill spica trainer for me

lime stream
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oh I see

sudden sundial
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The horse's nickname was The Cyborg because it ran with a consistent pace

lime stream
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she was never a major character in the anime so I missed all this

runic whale
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She was a bit

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To set up rice shower though

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||Where rice shower ruins her triple crown then gets ridiculed for being too good||

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One of my favorite male character of all time comes from umamusume

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The guy we only know as Trainer, lol

lime stream
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I never had a strong opinion of him since he seemed to be clearly filling the self-insert role and maybe a few gag setups

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plus CinGrey's trainers have actual names rdsnrk (in addition to being more fleshed out legit characters)

runic whale
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He is ironically comic relief and there to inspire the trainees

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But he's up there

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The realest man ever, good taste too

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I like how golshi just stuck with him, she probably was too lazy to find another club anyway

lime stream
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nah, he's probably the only one who tolerates her nonsense

sudden sundial
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Enjoys being kicked in the face for sure

lime stream
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iirc anime Golshi has never dropkicked anyone

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probably because it would be too predictable

runic whale
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She gets stepped on

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Twice

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Thrice*

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By, you guessed it

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Hold on it's sending

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There we go

blissful spade
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u/CandiCornArt

runic whale
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GOLSHI

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I would've expected her to look like the irl gold ship but with her hair

sudden sundial
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Having a pretty good particle accelerator run right now

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This is a good horse

lime stream
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Agnes Tachyon?

sudden sundial
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Yes

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TACH-NOLOGY

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Her unique skill recovers stamina which is the only one I know of

runic whale
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Need skill priority tips on spe

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Official content, teaser for s2 (?)

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Teio and McQueen is such a random rivalry, wonder if it has relevance to irl, because you'd expect it to be Mejiro McQueen and Gold Ship, kinda like Scarlet and Vodka's angry Yuri

sudden sundial
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Failed a 7% twicry

runic whale
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Sorry tachyon, glue factory you go

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My gold ship refuses to train sometimes

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Only wants to read a book i hate that event

sudden sundial
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I like the one where she tells you "I'm only training Power today"

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And everything else is greyed out

sudden sundial
runic whale
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Gold ship is such a hit and miss to train

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An awful mood gold ship with bad stats and a condition will win a G1 Match against suzuka, rudolf, teio, special week, and mcqueen even when she starts with late start and rushed later on with a bad position, being inside the pact despite being late surger

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Then she looses against an F Rank Haru Urara, even tho she has max S+ stats and great mood with perfect track conditions

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Speaking of haru urara, is she meant to lose the last goal race?

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Mine came in dead last despite winning the elm stakes and JB sprint before that match

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I read somewhere that match is supposed to be "unbeatable" with her

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Considering the requirements for it is literally to just race in it, not even get in the top 5 or something

lime stream
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I've heard contradictory claims about whether Haru actually has an "unwinnable" race, or she's just balanced so that some of the races require a lot of dumb luck as well as skill

sudden sundial
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Won the URA qualifier and semifinals by 4 lengths, and the finale by 5 lengths.

sudden sundial
lime stream
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the movie went so ham on Tachyon's pseudo-science visuals rdsnrk

sudden sundial
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She might have something coded to make things harder, but not forced losses. Same way Rice Shower is coded to worsen her mood at every opportunity

runic whale
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On the ura finale my bakushin won by 6L for qualifiers

blissful spade
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and her being Tachyon

lime stream
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it would be funny if Tachyon is coded to go "I'm done with racing. Bye." at some point

runic whale
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4L for semi then neck for final

sudden sundial
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What a horse

lime stream
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she looks so normal when you dress her up like that rdwut

sudden sundial
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It's the only thing she can wear

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Well, that or the tracksuit

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Only SSRs get their good outfits

naive anchor
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your excellencsy, the horses have hit Ireland. https://youtu.be/jGhnSEmELsA

Umamusume: Pretty Derby is an anime horse girl racing game. I am a 30 year old man who is alone. This game is peak and a sleeper roguelike hit of 2025. I will now treat it with the sincerity it deserves.

Watch me bomb a church, and other silly moments: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w8Y9vitsOw

~This video was recorded live on my Twitch Chann...

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sudden sundial
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The duty of dignity calls

runic whale
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I love you mejiro mcqueen

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And tokai teio

sudden sundial
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Nobody can dislike Mejiro McQueen, it is impossible

runic whale
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No one can dislike tokai teio, it is impossible

lime stream
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it's easy to underestimate her but it's impossible to dislike her

runic whale
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Do not come forward with an opinion combating mine

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I won't hear anyone out how tokai teio is the worst character of the anime

lime stream
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I don't think anyone thinks that rdsnrk

runic whale
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As it should be

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No one can hate this girl

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You can not have her as your favorite or something but you can't dislike teio

lime stream
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one of the S1 things I completely forgot until this rewatch is how much time Teio spends fangirling over Rudolf

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(and, like, I get it, Rudolf's one of my favs)

runic whale
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I was spoiled mcqueen cries somewhere in season 2, i dread that episode

lime stream
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season 2 has so much crying you are not ready for it

runic whale
runic whale
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There is heavy lesbian subtext in s1 i love it they weren't subtle at all

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"I love having 2 moms"

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I was here

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I think i screenshotted this because of that random horse girl just fucking glowing??

lime stream
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I always forget about this outfit of Teio's because it shows up so late

runic whale
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Yea ngl i prefer her last outfit

sudden sundial
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Rudolf deserves all the hype and respect she gets

runic whale
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McQueen's new outfit is great tho

sudden sundial
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Coincidentally I'm starting my first career with her right now.

runic whale
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Or is this like.. A random thing

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Her quirky quirk is she just glows white

sudden sundial
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With perfect affinity parents

runic whale
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Omg daiwa scarlet and vodka sired rudolf!!

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I'm so happy for their lesbian marriage

lime stream
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in a different timeline that makes way too much sense

runic whale
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Not a stretch

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Wait, i do have one question

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....... How are they made?

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Do they just get blessed by the uma gods

sudden sundial
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Tall phones

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I will never stop loving the tall phones

lime stream
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the anime pointedly ignores this question outside of, as you saw, making it clear that the uma girls do have uma moms

runic whale
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I will assume tokai teio is like Jesus christ

runic whale
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Baby tokai teio laying in hay, December 25

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Vodka apparently was a filly when she won a race

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I wonder what their flip phones look like

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Is it long too

lime stream
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iirc they have smartphones in cingray

sudden sundial
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There's modern phones in Cinderella Grey and they're normal size

lime stream
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so they might have just skipped the flip phone era completely?

sudden sundial
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The one time they do a call they hold it in front of them, but I guess it was speaker phone?

runic whale
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In S1 i think i saw spe hold up her phone to her ears or something

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I will continue the umamusume watch tomorrow

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The sad can wait actually

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(it can't I'll try not to cry at the cafe i cry easily when it comes to horse girls)

lime stream
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wait I'm dumb, the S2 OP literally ends with a smartphone ||of Suzuka||

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so the phone tech is probably just consistent for the whole anime

runic whale
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((especially tokai teio crying i love you tokai teio))

runic whale
sudden sundial
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Rudol really has the best outfit doesn't she

runic whale
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Her absence is explained via her in America and the phone calls are like her irl spirit like with what special week's jockey said

runic whale
lime stream
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I'm aware lol

sudden sundial
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Or the horse that looks the best in her outfit. It's just the ideal Rudolf

runic whale
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Also i really like Maruzensky's outfit

lime stream
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I frequently suspect I'd like Maruzensky a lot more if she was ever a major character

runic whale
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And that small girl that wears yellow and pink

sudden sundial
runic whale
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Would've loved to see more of Grass Wonder

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She was kinda yandere-esque during S1

sudden sundial
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But Maruzensky is easy to love. She the OG of denied dreams

lime stream
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iirc Maruzensky did have a meaningful role in CinGray but even there it was mostly being Rudolf's number two

runic whale
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"Why not me?"??? For the third half of her appearances atleast

sudden sundial
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(not her actual daughter in the anime)

runic whale
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Tokai teio!!!

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Oh

sudden sundial
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Sakura Chiyono O

runic whale
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Oh so there's an actual mother daughter horse girls in the anime that aren't related in said anime

sudden sundial
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She won what mom wasn't allowed to win

runic whale
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No way sakura bakushin o twin sister (i don't know what chiyono looks like)

sudden sundial
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Or dad, I don't always remember the real gender of the horses

runic whale
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I'll assume she has a 6head

lime stream
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most of them were stallions so that's a safe default

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Vodka and Daiwa being present immediately in S1 makes the ratio feel more even than it really is; they're almost the only notable umas who were irl mares

sudden sundial
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Yeah, might be easier to just learn which were mares

runic whale
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The rest are feminine boys

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more posting (official content?)

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To the average person they look like friends now that I think about it

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I mean they are

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But

lime stream
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so you know how when you've seen >95% of a franchise, sometimes you watch the last few % just for completion's sake?
I'm currently watching the Umayon/yuru web shorts

runic whale
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Yup, i did that with girls und panzer

lime stream
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and I bring this up mostly to comment that apparently they've decided the entire Symboli line is 100% girlprince horses, no exceptions

runic whale
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I kinda felt empty after that, but after knowing there would be more i can't wait

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Is cg still ongoing?

lime stream
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CinGrey's 1st cour just ended last season, the 2nd cour is expected in October last I checked

runic whale
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Cour... Hold that thought let me Google

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Huh that's interesting

lime stream
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DAO โ€” 6/30/25, 19:39
what's a "cour", like a season or a different thing entirely?

Ixrec โ€” 6/30/25, 19:39
so "season" is kind of an ambiguous term
there's the four calendar seasons, and the corresponding 13-week periods that a show is often broadcast in
but then there's "season" as in a batch of episodes that were ordered and produced together
in the anime world, it's very common to order one batch of 26 episodes, and they call that one season with two cours

runic whale
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So is cour the duration of months it aired in?

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Not like 1 cour = 1 month*

lime stream
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yeah, usually a cour is 13 episodes aired over a ~3 month period

runic whale
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Good to know GuP has 1 cour

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And 4 other films thats produced in the span of 8 years

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Anyway like i said before i will continue my uma watch

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Initial rating so far
10/10 base score

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99/10
(+89 - Tokai teio)

lime stream
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I've got a non-Uma thing I need to finish up but then I'll probably rewatch the rest of S1

runic whale
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Uma is the only anime (and show in general) I'm enjoying

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I had low expectations and it got bombed by gold ship

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Now it's high expectations

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Wait no

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It exceeds my expectations

sudden sundial
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62 speed from inspiration, I'm taking this Emperor to the moon

lime stream
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this does make me curious how you'll feel about all the other Uma animes once you get to them, since imo S2 is one of the peaks

sudden sundial
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Unbeatable aura

runic whale
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Umamusume is the sponsor of a race in France no way

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Wait no not a rave

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Cr

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But its for bastille day

sudden sundial
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Tenno Sho continues to elude me

runic whale
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Tenno sho is the nightmare for a lot of horsies

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Well i only remember one horse

lime stream
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mechanically what's special about that one

runic whale
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Nothing, i think

sudden sundial
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Longest race I think

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3200m

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It's a killer

runic whale
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Might need like 800 stam mcqueen for that ngl

sudden sundial
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I think it definitely needs at least 500 of the three main stats

runic whale
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I think my most recent mcqueen has ok stats at 300 on stam and speed

sudden sundial
runic whale
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I still don't know how people reach 700-800 with 2 different stats

sudden sundial
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Upgraded horses, upgraded support cards, goated parents

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The A to S realm requires all of that

runic whale
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I only have like 1 SR ๐Ÿ˜”

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Need more carats to gamble for better ones

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Oh, better than i thought

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She lacked stam for the race she lost it

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The other mcqueen has better stats on stam and speed though

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Might just use like R cards to get more stam

sudden sundial
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Winning the last career goal by 6L, just Emperor things

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Canonical Rudolf

lime stream
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lore-accurate Rudolf symboli_rudolf

sudden sundial
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I could've hit 900 if my friends spent more time on the practice track

lime stream
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so you're saying it's Gold Ship's fault again

sudden sundial
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She's stamina

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But still yes

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Now let's see if I can finally get a B or better Suzuka

runic whale
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I need a better speeeee

sudden sundial
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I don't know if my stuff is any good but you can try: 884480953361

runic whale
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My spe is E+ ๐Ÿ˜”

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So i have 3+ speed 2+ Stam and 1+ power for my mejiro mcqueen

sudden sundial
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Holy hell, 70 spd from inspiration and Turf went to S. It's the real Suzuka

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Not quite there yet

lime stream
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ok, time for suffering

sudden sundial
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Won, but this Suzuka could've been so much better. Lost three 20-30% in a row

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Unleveled ult too, unforgiveable

cobalt ermine
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I have decided to partake in just a little horse

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I know nothing about anything

sudden sundial
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The game or the anime?

cobalt ermine
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the game

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though

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i may also watch the anime if the mood strikes

sudden sundial
#

Any questions, no matter what, feel free to ask

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Preemptively I'd only mention "hidden" stuff, like how you get SSR tickets from completing the Uma stories

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Any experience with gacha games?

cobalt ermine
#

. . . Ix please

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Um, yes, I'm familiar

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I did a few pulls and picked a horse I thought was cute and silly

sudden sundial
#

That saves a lot of explanations

cobalt ermine
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(For context, I play Arknights, Reverse1999, and used to play two hoyo games, so . . . yeah. I am fmailiar with the grind)

sudden sundial
#

I'd only mention that support cards are by far the most important factor of how good your runs will be. The game pretty much expects you to pull 3 to 5 times more from the support banner than the horse banner

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Which is counterintuitive to most gacha games

cobalt ermine
#

Just a little!

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Good to know tho

fervent flame
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(c) nekokota_koume

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the no hat/bridle look really lets the mejiro genes come through

sudden sundial
#

Least beautiful Mejiro McQueen

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Something I think Uma Musume is uniquely good at is the portrayal of character. The root of any particular horse always starts with the real aspects of the horse in question, then it's informed by the story of their racing career and by the fans; then it's further shaped by a bit of fanaticism and idealism, which is specially obvious in cases like Rice Shower or Suzuka but is always present

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It's because of that earnestness and honesty and consistency that helps you get invested, and you "buy" the propaganda. It's hard to deny

lime stream
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something a guy on the internet once said that really stuck with me is there's a difference between writing stories based on real life, and writing stories based entirely on other stories; the latter eventually end up feeling really hollow and fake when it's just tropes and archetypes bouncing off other tropes and archetypes

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so yes I agree that a big part of the "secret" to why Uma Musume is outperforming so many other cute girl franchises is that, even if the root inspiration was horses, being based in reality gives it that difficult-to-define X factor that makes us all buy into the characters as characters instead of just bundles of tropes

cobalt ermine
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It's a fair thought

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basically you need to scramble the tropes

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So if you collect X crystals you can just get the gal in question, yeah?

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. . . I hear you girl

cobalt ermine
#

. . . Rival just means girlfriend don't it

lime stream
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Ixrec โ€” 7/9/25, 18:51
the longer you consume this franchise the harder it is to hear "I'll beat you next time" as anything other than a declaration of love

cobalt ermine
runic whale
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I need more of them

runic whale
#

But damn, Oguri Cap is good

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You should search up strategies

lime stream
#

wow, I forgot how adorable it is in late S1 when ||Spe-chan is being such a doting wife roommate for Suzuka that she neglects her own races||

runic whale
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(Grass Wonder to Spe-chan)

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She didn't say "what about us" (referring to herself, seiun sky and el condor pasa) to imply she's neglecting her other friends, she's implying spe is neglecting her and she just ignores the original girl that loved her

lime stream
#

yeah that's the episode I just finished

runic whale
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I feel bad for Grass

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Chasing after the girl that already has her sights on someone else

lime stream
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well, you do have to include the context that their next race is Spe vs Grass, so there's a good reason Seiun and El aren't relevant atm

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but yeah that whole situation was unfair to Grass

runic whale
#

I was sad when the lesbians- err, Suzuka and Spe were separated

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Silence Suzuka knows what she wants

lime stream
#

unexpected rewatch bonus: now that my Japanese doesn't suck, when Spe-chan visits home I can immediately hear her revert to the regional accent rdsnrk

runic whale
#

even me as a foreigner i can tell her accent changed

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SPE-CHAN IS SO CUTE

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tied up hons , because too good girl

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omg realistic umamusume

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Be me, go to computer Cafe to watch umamusume... Despite being able to just watch it at home

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speaking of the anime

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i found it cute that rice's reaction to teio arriving on a segway was fear

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poor girl

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you cant hateher

fervent flame
runic whale
#

sorry vodka

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but..

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bakushin

runic whale
#

omg the robot did it

fervent flame
#

Such a fascinating cultural exchange going on through horse girls

runic whale
#

Always happens with anime stuff

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Tally hall reference

runic whale
#

People probably forget about Spe's friendship with El Condor and Grass

sudden sundial
#

I don't know about that but I do know El Condor Pasa has the best name out of all horses

runic whale
#

But symboli rudolf

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El Condor Pasa is a cool name though ngl

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Pass who? McQueen, dear, you're winning

sudden sundial
#

Pass herself

sudden sundial
#

Nothig gives me FOMO like the claw machine

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Let be buy these cuties

cobalt ermine
#

Fillies is it gay to go see a romance movie with your rival

runic whale
sudden sundial
#

I skip all of them and just collect my carrots, assuming the events are either covered by the anime or the real horse's life

runic whale
#

Most of the events are unique to the game

runic whale
#

0 losses

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True Bakushin

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Guess her speed

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1200!

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F stamina cadancewheeze

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??? Is she this small?

sudden sundial
#

Undefeated horse is a rare treasure. So hard to achieve

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I had a Suzuka that won the URA finale and everything, but came in second for one optional race I did to raise fans

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It hurt

runic whale
#

It's so easy to achieve with sakura

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I had 6x speed cards and only did Speed until Max then focuses on Stamina a bit

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... I did lose semi-finals because bad RNG

sudden sundial
#

Sprint is so easy

runic whale
#

Alarm clock saved the day

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Yea you just spam speed

sudden sundial
#

But that's why we love Bakushin

runic whale
#

Don't even need stamina

runic whale
#

Should try training my urara but i need a replacement for vodka and a better spe

sudden sundial
#

Do Urara

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There's very few horses that are right for Dirt, and Urara is given for free. It will always pay off to have the best Haru you can currently have

runic whale
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She's like my best dirt runner and only dirt runner

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Smokes everyone she goes against in team trial

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Urara has her eyes on the goal most of the time

sudden sundial
#

Taiki Shuttle was done dirty

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They could've gone full American wihout that ridiculous outfit

runic whale
#

I for one is a fan of her outfit

#

Aha ha ha ha ha ha...

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The game knows

runic whale
#

Lmao, since i watch uma on a pirate site, these people in the comments are complaining how teio always gets injured

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... This mimics her irl horse

runic whale
#

You better thank them for not killing off the characters that die after the race like ||Rice Shower and Silence Suzuka||

sudden sundial
#

Taiki Shuttle?
Nah.
Space Shuttle!

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3 and a half fucking lengths on URA finale

runic whale
#

I think my pure speed bakushin was 7L

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She won't beat anyone in pvp though but i don't care about pvp much

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OH. I just realized something

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These horse girls would fucking gap everyone in a tour de france

sudden sundial
#

Nah

runic whale
#

They would, depends on the horse girl

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It's probably less straining by using a roadbike because In a few pedals you'd be fast already

sudden sundial
#

Any cycling course, specially on the high levels like Tour de France, is much much longer than even Tenno Sho, and there's a lot more uphills and downhills. And not "uphill over 200m with a heigh difference of 5 meters", we're talking reall hills

runic whale
#

The horse girls seem to be as fragile as horses though

sudden sundial
#

They're by all measure "normal" people running at the speed of horses

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Their bones might be a little better, considering how ridiculously fragile horses are

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But the extra speed is still "you fuck up you die" territory

runic whale
#

Just a bit, they still fracture easily though

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Are the steaks vegan food or do they not give a shit about horses eating meat

#

I guess they're still human

#

Half human

sudden sundial
#

Horses themselves don't care about eating meat

#

They are omnivores

runic whale
#

They are? I don't find anything with a quick Google search

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Its obvious if given the chance they'd eat meat lol

sudden sundial
#

They are obligate herbivores but like, who isn't. Point is they can eat meat even if they don't seek it out

runic whale
#

Caterpillars

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And butterflies

#

I like how gold ship is the most childish out of all of them (Team Spica) despite lookin like the 2nd most mature

sudden sundial
#

Currently running a lore-accurate Haru Urara with 6 races and 0 wins, despite goated parents

runic whale
#

Mines at 4 wins i think

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Wtf how did she manage to go from 10th to 3rd

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After like the 4th corner

cobalt ermine
#

Emperor get

cobalt ermine
#

I assume it's supposed to be kinda hard to actually clear all career goals?

#

Or do I just suck

sudden sundial
#

Sometime you can just get enough bad rolls that it's guranteed glue

#

Personally I'd say most of my careers die somwhere in the URA stretch

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Some horses are harder than others tho

runic whale
#

It's easy if you bakushin

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My latest bakushin

runic whale
#

That's why its marked as "just play in the race" and necessarily not "place in Xth"

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Also the arima kiren is long and turf, something urara is bad at

#

Unless you condition her to run long and turf (don't, she's best as dirt and is the only free dirt horse you get)

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Spe freak

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That's why suzuka went to America

cobalt ermine
open summit
#

There is now a LOT of art of Haru Urara receiving copious amounts of rye grass

#

Sources are eluding me

#

There's also a master post on Twitter by @ChrisValence but he is not sourcing anything sweetiegrump

fervent flame
#

(c) HARUURARA_mochi

#

(c) Keenbiscuit

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(c) DasDokter

#

she's been sent so much grass, a lot of it will go to neighbor horses and donated

open summit
#

The donation site is also temporarily paused rdwut

runic whale
#

She deserves it

#

I love you haru urara

runic whale
#

Horse jockeys in Peru ran without their horses for a charity event

runic whale
#

I remember Ixrec saying there was an absolute bakushin meme and i found it

runic whale
#

When uma's say "i want to race with you" to another uma, it sounds like they're confessing their love for each other

sudden sundial
#

It sounds like that because that's what it is

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No such thing as platonic racing in Uma

runic whale
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o it sent twice

sudden sundial
#

That'll do, horse, that'll do

runic whale
runic whale
#

NO.. only TEIO can sleep with MCQUEEN

runic whale
#

Ok now i need to draw mcqueen as little spoon and rice shower as the big spoon, they apparently slept together in the same bed from what mcqueen is saying rdsnrk

sudden sundial
#

This stupid fucking horse

runic whale
#

Golshi moment

sudden sundial
#

Dropping this here for reasons

lime stream
#

when the translators enjoy their jobs

runic whale
#

Umazing

runic whale
#

based on the main story in the game lol

blissful spade
#

need rice shower and sans undertale

runic whale
#

Shes sans undertale

runic whale
#

??? What the hell is going on in the JP version

open summit
#

Ain't worry about it

runic whale
#

This was great but she lacked long, so might need the same but 6* spark on stam and atleast 3* or 6* spark on long

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Maybe on my next run I'll do 2 stam 2 speed and 2 power, 3* or 6* spark for speed or stam, and 3* or 6* spark for long

sudden sundial
#

Sparks do be like that

runic whale
#

Ended with this, not bad Teio

#

Not a lot of skills too so might need to work on that

#

Instead of triple crown she gets ||triple fracture||

lime stream
#

is that actually a possible outcome

sudden sundial
#

There's an infirmary, which is used to cure your horses's conditions and afflictions

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But I've never seen a broken bone, it's more stuff like "Slacker" or "Night Owl"

#

You have to seriously fuck up for something to go wrong anyway

runic whale
#

You can give teio a fracture if you race her more than 3 times i guess?

#

Oh my god finally

#

She finally won the tenno sho, this is where the previous 3 mcqueens failed in

runic whale
#

That's good enough,. McQueen

#

Yea no she wins by a long shot

runic whale
#

Peak mcqueen

#

My mcqueen

#

She had bad stats

#

But i ended with 700 spd and 600 stam

naive anchor
#

she is... not speed.

lime stream
#

they basically did every romantic trope in the book except for actually kissing rdwut

runic whale
#

McQueen won the finals lol

#

700 speed is ok for career and against team trials

#

Wait she didn't win

#

But close enough, 2nd place at 1/2

runic whale
#

They should only show umamusume in countries that accept this so we can see Tokai Teio and Mejiro McQueen kissing!!!

#

As you can tell I'm madly inlove with this pairing

#

I have mcqueen and teio as rivals (or teammates) in team trials

#

As the gods intended

fervent flame
#

this horse is plotting something

#

(c) neozumi

lapis elbow
cobalt ermine
#

WElp

#

I have at last won a full tourney

#

and whom with, you may ask? Well, of course, when least expected

#

Golshi

sudden sundial
#

I did the Bakushin thing. Only speed and wit training. Won the URA finale by 3L

#

Only lost her debut race, stupid horse ICANT

runic whale
#

Golship is a vibe

runic whale
#

Will do another 9 speed spark, 6 speed card so i can atleast focus on wit with bakushin after i max her speed

cobalt ermine
#

I'm guessing I just don't have the metaprogression stuff for that level of maximizing yet

runic whale
#

You don't even need meta for it

#

Just find someone on the uma server that have a 9* speed to use as guest in legacy

#

Then even if its just R cards, if its speed it's good

#

Here's my bakushin that won finale

#

Cards i used

#

Next i want to get S on turf sprint and front

#

Bakushin is the easiest uma to race, she just needs speed

#

We're following down the steps of the JP Release

#

People playing JP discovered bakushins speed spam wins everything

sudden sundial
#

You can see my cards, the only thing crazy is my borrowed card but that's exactly what following people is for

#

If you only train one stat you can easily max it out, but that only works for Bakushin as mentioned

runic whale
#

It works for other Fronters iirc

sudden sundial
#

All fronters want speed, but only speed is for sprinters

runic whale
#

Yea i was about to mention how it works for bakushin because she only does sprints

#

But yea, if they do:
Only sprints
Front runner

Then yea, spamming speed work

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Also bakushin is just funny

#

My gold ship is a machine that turns
Awful mood
8th favorite
Rushed
Late start
Into 1st place!

sudden sundial
#

Average Golshi experience

runic whale
#

She's also a machine that turns
Great mood
1st favorite
Perfect start + as expected skills activation
Into 16th

#

And wasting 2 turns in infirmary for getting night owl

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I don't know about this one, golshi

#

Oop i keep forgetting she's an end closer

#

Almost won, but Symboli Rudolf escaped getting boxed it

lime stream
#

Matikanefukukitaru badly needs a space in her name somewhere

runic whale
#

Matikane Fuk U Kitaru

#

Yes, I'm mature, i promise

#

immature

lime stream
#

His name is "Machikane Fuku Kitaru" in regular Japanese spelling. Racehorse's names are internationally limited by 18 letters, including spaces. So "chi(ใƒ)" is shortened to "ti", and space is omitted. This is the same reason as Matikanetannhauser.

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โ€ฆeverything makes sense now

runic whale
#

Patiently waiting for that golshi win animation where she throws the camera

runic whale
#

Matann hauser is the nickname twin turbo gave her i think

#

I love twin turbo, she's so funny

#

Who was that girl that keeps getting hit by her shoe i forgot her name ๐Ÿ˜ญ

#

Oh my god now i need to get the good ending with golshi

#

Hot spring date marbleblush

#

LET'S GO, S in end closer!

#

That's what i like to see golshi

#

6 LENGTHS TENNO SHO?

#

Gold ship godship

lime stream
#

shower horse thoughts: I donโ€™t think Iโ€™ve seen carrot cake come up even once in this franchise cocothink

runic whale
#

O sorry for the ping

#

But yea, Haru Urara keeps talking about it

#

I am going to punt this damn horse into the sun

#

3 turns to cure night owl??

#

Still beats everyone in tenno sho autumn

#

Bro this horse in unstoppable

#

Damn horse cut a hole in my wall tho.. Suspiciously gold ship shaped hole

sudden sundial
#

The chocolate carrot cake is a carrot cake with a bar of chocolate in the middle

lime stream
#

ask a stupid question

runic whale
#

I will treasure this forever

#

Haru Urara received 4 tons of Ryegrass BTW

#

She will share it with neighboring horses

runic whale
#

Ah yes golshi activities

runic whale
#

Gold Ship is such a scary opponent

#

Since she's an end closer, she can just randomly overtake your uma late race and gap you by 8L

runic whale
#

I'm getting so good at training these umas

#

And that's why tokai teio should consider me to train her!

#

(She's D+ rn, hoping for C)

sudden sundial
#

I really need better cards, but I'm holding until Kitasan Black

runic whale
#

I want banner but with my luck and f2p status... Cygames won't bless me

#

Waiting for 1 month anniversary 30k carats rdsnrk

#

Got a couple cool SR cards, useful

#

And i recommend to all new players to look in the umamusume discord for people to follow and use legacies and cards of

#

I'm glad for the guest/friend system in training

runic whale
#

...... Uma when?

#

She could be like very flirty but very bad at it

lime stream
#

I can't find an emoji that fully captures all the emotions this is provoking

runic whale
#

ccloudylilshit <- this one

#

I will make my first uma oc and I'm naming her Sweet Croissant

sudden sundial
#

quaso

runic whale
fervent flame
sudden sundial
#

Eat her out

#

It's an emergency

runic whale
#

marbleblush out of the ryegrass, right

lime stream
#

right

runic whale
#

My best golshi

#

Will train daiwa more

#

Here's the gang

#

Because this one is an utter failure, this was when i was new and balanced stats

sudden sundial
#

One winner and 18 losers

#

Or however many

lime stream
#

that might be the only way to consume all that grass

sudden sundial
#

It would be a start

runic whale
#

There isn't even a single blade of grass in that track

#

Sure, it's dirt, but there would atleast be a small patch

lime stream
#

rewatching BNW no Chikai: I think the first time around I was unaware that these were technically specials attached to season 1 of Pretty Derby; now that I'm watching them in the proper order they land way better

sudden sundial
#

Triple Tiara winner Suzuka silence_suzuka

runic whale
#

I need her

#

I don't want to make a new account to get her tho

#

Teio my triple fracture queen

#

I will make you get that triple crown.

#

Don't worry, Teio. Don't worry

#

Oh my gaaawwd mcqueen and teio is breaking up ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

#

McQueen is trying so hard to look like she doesn't care about Teio leaving

#

Why is this horse girl show making me CRY

#

TE-I-O!

runic whale
#

Wow i watched the episode after stopwatch

#

This is so

#

So.. ccloudylovelesbian

runic whale
#

I'm sorry for pushing my yuri agenda, i get it they're just friends!!! Respectfully , shush

#

This is really gay

lime stream
#

oh right, coding shenanigans interrupted me yesterday so I never finished BNW

#

gotta get on that so I can rewatch S2

runic whale
#

I now wholeheartedly ship tokai teio and mcqueen

#

No way she's named Traffic Lights??

sudden sundial
cobalt ermine
#

do we have a horse girl club

lime stream
#

what kind of club?

cobalt ermine
#

the in game like, guild or

#

w/e

lime stream
#

aaah

sudden sundial
#

Not that I know of

#

I joined a random one

cobalt ermine
#

Alas

potent trail
#

i too have fallen for horses*

*anime edition

#

started game and anime yesterday penk i love my stupid as bricks horse bakushin o

#

"3 times 1200 equals long race" indeed

#

absolutely enamored by her

open summit
#

BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN

potent trail
#

BAKUSHIIIIIIIIIIN

sudden sundial
#

Umazing!

#

You better go hit that button on the jukebox

lime stream
#

with all the memes about Bakushin I'm disappointed she never has a prominent role in the anime

#

(except in a commentary role during the BNW specials? it's almost weirder than never including her ppenk)

sudden sundial
#

She's too stupid to have a plot

lime stream
#

what even are her in-game events about

sudden sundial
#

Did you know she can run on water?

#

But after 1200m she sinks

sudden sundial
#

She's the class president and takes a lot of pride on that but it's a meaningless position.

#

She calls herself a model student but takes remedial classes

#

She drew a portrait of classmate for the typical art class and it was so bad someone asked if it was an alien

#

She understood that as her skills being out of this world

#

Her events are all about running headfirst into problems and failing but coming out on top anyway

lime stream
#

I see

potent trail
#

shes got an ego but its exceedingly endearing. "im so good, so i have to get even better to set an example for everyone!"

lime stream
#

that makes sense then, the animes that wanted a designated comic relief character consistently went with Golshi's brand of nonsense instead

potent trail
#

she gets depressed if she cant help you with chores

sudden sundial
#

She's Trixie

potent trail
#

"im too good to only be a sprinter! if i want to inspire everyone, i have to be good at everything!"

sudden sundial
#

Golshi is stupid in an intentional kind of way so it's much better for comic relief. Bakushin is just stupid in her own endearing way

potent trail
#

says horse with zero stamina

#

its okay tho we can bakushiiiiiin through everythin

sudden sundial
#

Bakushin strats never fail

lime stream
#

and then CinGray decided that Oguri can do her own endearing comic relief, since they've got time to let major characters be more than one thing

sudden sundial
#

Speaking of lore

naive anchor
#

oh no bringi has been Infected By Horsegirls too

sudden sundial
#

Unfortunately I was not there when they were written

lime stream
sudden sundial
#
Bakushin is very eager, wanting to run in other higher distance races than just short distance races. IRL, his team overestimated his ability because he had amazing speed. 

With this, his true power was just for sprint races but his team had bigger dreams because of his pedigree (his father, Sakura Yutaka O, won a lot of middle distance races), so Bakushin O would go to a mile race, not win and then completely annihilate a sprint race afterwards
lime stream
#

When the project first started, the earlier horse girls had drastic differences between how they were first portrayed and how they act now.
Eg. Manhattan Cafรฉ was a yandere chuuni
...wow, that was a change

cobalt ermine
#

wow

#

For the better I think

#

Oguri missed her championship by a nose and I'm not ok about it

#

also as i have been ranting at Ix Oguri rapidly climbed to be my favorite

lime stream
#

hopefully when CinGray resumes I won't be the only one watching it oguri_cap

lime stream
#

pfffff, the details you notice on a rewatch

#

you know how all the non-smart phones have really long receivers for the horse ears?

#

even the big red end call button on the smart phones has a receiver symbol so long the button is an oval:

open summit
#

lmao

lime stream
#

S2E1: ||apparently I completely misremembered which race Teio doesn't win, because I just got blindsided by her actually winning the Derby TeioYay||

cobalt ermine
#

Oh, you know

#

I did notice all animations of them with phones they always talked to them on speaker

#

I'm dumb

potent trail
#

eyyyyyyy we bakushin our way thru ura on day 2! very good horse yes you are you so are

cobalt ermine
#

Maruzensky run going very nicely ~

fervent flame
#

oh god it's all true

fervent flame
#

So this is that MLP live action movie I've been hearing about

#

The more things change the more they stay the same, 10 years later and a new group of horses has taken the internet by storm and spread absolutely everywhere

open summit
#

Rainbow Dash x Bakushin rivalry

fervent flame
#

Twilight vs Tachyon

blissful spade
#

Pinkie and Gold Ship

open summit
#

Oh no now there are party mines on the track

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Pinkie could also be Haru Urara's ultimate hype girl

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Urara never wins but Pinkie treats her like a champion anyway

fervent flame
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I can see Fluttershy being the one that doesn't care if she wins but cares that you're still trying anyways

open summit
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Twilight - Pace
RD - Front
AJ - Front
Rarity - Late
Pinkie - Late
Fluttershy - End

fervent flame
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It's funny that I can imagine even Fluttershy running but not Rarity for some reason rdwut

open summit
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Rarity runs while holding tea and saying "~desuwa" a lot

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Screw it I'll actually start playing the game

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I've watched enough that I now get the gameplay and I've started criticizing vtubers making decisions I wouldn't make so now I'll do it myself lol

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Still probably not gonna engage in any gacha that isn't free but the training and racing seems fun

fervent flame
potent trail
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oh no even the notifications are onto me

fervent flame
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Your forehead is blocking my entire phone screen Bakushin

sudden sundial
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110 pulls and not a single Kitasan Black twicry

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Only one useless SSR too

runic whale
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I even have a recruitment poster for it

runic whale
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You're making bakushin proud

runic whale
runic whale
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Best girlfailure ever is haru urara

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She's both a girlfail and girlboss

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Why is my bakushin gold??

fervent flame
lapis elbow
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shoot that fucking cameraman

runic whale
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URARA NOO

sudden sundial
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Gotta say, Daiwa Scarlett has one of the best winning animations where she gets all up in your face and looks super smug.

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I don't know much about the horse aside from the owner being a freak tho

runic whale
sudden sundial
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The characters....I think she's the older sister type? Takes care of the others? And she fights with Vodka, I know that

runic whale
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... Checks out!

runic whale
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I mean

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Hmmm, yea golshi

sudden sundial
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She's the chaotic sibling

runic whale
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Did taika shuttle also get trainer meddling?

sudden sundial
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She's the one where you bring friends home and Golshi pulls out the family photo album

runic whale
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Like..damn,she got THE genes

sudden sundial
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I think that's just because America!

runic whale
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You know who doesn't have the genes? Mejiro McQueen

sudden sundial
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But I read somewhere aside from rare situations like Daiwa, the bigger the horsegirl the bigger or more muscled the actual horse was, but that could've been made up

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I do think it chekcs out for the small in height horsegirls, they weren't ponies but they were on the small side of racing horses

runic whale
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Mejiro Ryan stole ALL of it

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Siphoned the genes, leaving nothing for mcqueen

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Bro these npc uma names are hilarious

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"touring bike" ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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I wonder what the naming convention of Japanese race horses are

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I know it's probably like a combination of sire and dam

sudden sundial
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They like to do that yeah, take from both

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There's also family, farm and lineage names

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Otherwise I've seen a lot of names that were suggested by stable hands and groomers, and finally whatever the owner fancies at the moment

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That's how you get McQueen and Palmer and Top Gun

runic whale
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Which one? Speed or wit

sudden sundial
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Wit

runic whale
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Yea i did wit, 500 wit would be nice to have

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My stats going into tenno sho

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Freak you suzuka i will beat you! Not like you'll break your leg in this race or anything

sudden sundial
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Finally, my first B-rank Daiwa veteran

runic whale
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Now i have 500 wit and near B+ at speed, this is probably my most decent uma vet

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Am I feeling lucky today?

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No.. No I'm not

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Mmmm, this feels so nice

sudden sundial
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I wanna have a long

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I'll run a Rudolf long-only career

sudden sundial
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Fake emperor, failed a 3% chance

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Won the Triple Crown tho we're so fucking back

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Tenno Sho (Spring) remains but a fleeting dream....

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She's glue

cobalt ermine
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I cannot run a good Emperor to save my life

sudden sundial
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She was doing great then I missed 8 turns of training due to two conditions she decided to get, plus failing a 20%

potent trail
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https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbRq7_wpPI8lplzYnXcq2WIuUMA3-iLwH&si=eEFsH7jytXSm2VHD presumably this is old news but i was surprised that the bakushin tutorial shorts on youtube have like, genuinely good advice for beginners? like yea i clicked on them purely for best horse, but they did teach me a lil bit (mainly that i should in fact buff my mood for trainings, that energy doesnt matter for races, and that its worth it to build up friendship gauge even if its not training i was planning to use)

runic whale
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"Kitasan Black. I hate you."

"Kitasan Black.. I..."

pippcry

sudden sundial
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Ah yeah, these is all stuff I went into the game knowing

runic whale
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AND here i thought they had no balls to use the L word

sudden sundial
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Very solid basics that often og unexplained

runic whale
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Lo*e

lime stream
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lol @ the learner's permit symbol

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ok, if they're that solid at explaining the mechanics I might watch these later

sudden sundial
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Don't forget the horsegirls have their own lane in traffic

lime stream
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I may not ever play the game but it'd be nice to at least know wtf "guts" does

runic whale
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Bakushin's 5head has a magnet thats attracted to Kita's chest

lime stream
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wait really

runic whale
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Well, not much

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Its pretty useless

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Heard they're patching it in the future

lime stream
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see this is why I don't trust stats in video games flutterwaaaugh

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have they ever made one without a dump stat

runic whale
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It's gonna have a play in the last spurt

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I used to think wits was useless

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But 300-500 wit assures you all your skills would be used

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And ixrec, you were right

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There's so much lesbian in s3

sudden sundial
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There's also a flowchart I saw somewhere that is a very solid guideline, though not the absolute rule of god. There can be times when it's better to do something a little less optimal, like a training with only two horses because they're the last ones without maxxed friensdhip. But that's the sort of decision you can only make after having a solid foundation

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Let me see

runic whale
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I don't know if it is what it actually means in Japanese but Cheval outright said she loves her

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Then they never bring it up again?

runic whale
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8 infirmary visits? 8?

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Atp I'd reset

sudden sundial
# runic whale 8 infirmary visits? 8?

No. IT's more like one turn lost to infirmary -> one turn lost to recover the energy -> one turn lost to recovering the mood -> Got another condition so that's another 3 lost turns

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And she lost a low chance so that's another turn or two wasted

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It was easily at least 4 turns of trying to recover but pretty sure it was more, and I still went into the goal race with Bad mood, which a clock can fix but she still GLUE

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Wrong chart that's the unfixed one

runic whale
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I wish bakushin o played a bigger role in s3 lol

sudden sundial
runic whale
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Rainbow guts training: trixiesad

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I actually don't use guides, i only ask for help in the uma server about cards

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Unfortunately i don't have screek so I'm just borrowing from people

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Or sfreak

lime stream
runic whale
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I stand by my statement of super creek is a super Freak

Who's a good trainy wainy? Trainer i wanna play googoo babies today

runic whale
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||"Kitasan Black, I... always.. loved you!" then she wins||

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s3 spoilers

runic whale
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It may have meant i always looked up to you or something of that sort

lime stream
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ah during the flashback buff

runic whale
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She screamed the gay part out loud yes

lime stream
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"boku wa hontou ni zutto kimi ga [dramatic pause] DAISUKI DA"

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yeah that's about as clear as you can make it

runic whale
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Its funny how i finished s3 first then s2

lime stream
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now to be clear (dai)suki doesn't necessarily mean romantic love, it has a lot of the same ambiguity as English's "love" word, including platonic love and such too

sudden sundial
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Damn down from 6 daily races to 3, that's fucked up...

runic whale
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So its ambiguous

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Here i thought they're gay (they are)

lime stream
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pretty much

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one of my favorite Engrish nonsense moments was when someone asked "do you mean ๅฅฝใsuki in a ใƒฉใ‚คใ‚ฏ like way or a ใƒฉใƒ– love way" izzynothoughtsheadempty

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literally all of those words have the same ambiguity problem in both languages

runic whale
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I guess it depends on context most of the time

lime stream
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I don't think you could muddy the question more if you were actively trying to

runic whale
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Happy i love you during some fun stuff might look platonic

I love you in a sunset while holding both their hands might look romantic

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Speaking of season 3

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It's honestly so endearing that gold ship, despite placing so low, can make a crowd cheer for her like that

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She has her moments that make her high intelligence obvious

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Then there's..

lime stream
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that was one of the moments where you can really feel she's doing it on purpose, just to clash with the outfits everyone else was wearing

runic whale
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She likes sleeping on the turf

lime stream
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I think that might've been another reference to an irl Gold Ship photo

runic whale
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I don't know which one to watch after finishing s3, there's OVAs listed in this site, then there's the movie and Cinderella grey

lime stream
runic whale
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Wasn't the first time but she really likes to lay on the slanted parts

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On the topic of gold ship, i wonder if the dream trophy is for retired umas

lime stream
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as for viewing, you saw the release order list I pinned, right? are you asking for recommendations?

runic whale
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Latter

lime stream
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okay

runic whale
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Would i be heavily under informed if i just watch Cinderella gray before the ovas and movie?

lime stream
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so for general quality, Cinderella Gray is IMO the only one that hits similar highs to PD, arguably higher depending on what you value most

runic whale
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I value horse girl

lime stream
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BNW no Chikai, Road to the Top, and Beginning of a New Era are all pretty fun too, but IMO middle of the pack, on par with several parts of PD but not the best of PD or CG

runic whale
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BNW is i presume about the trio? Forgot who they were but i know biwa hayahide is in it

lime stream
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note that BNW specifically are specials on the PD S1 dvds, they kind of assume you watch them shortly after S1, so a lot of their best bits are continuations of S1's running gags rdsnrk

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yeah Biwa is the B of BNW

runic whale
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N is naru urara, 100%

lime stream
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so that might be nice to get out of the way while S1 is still fresh in your memory

runic whale
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I never forget

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(i only remember suzuka breaking her leg (that's the first race (the irl one) in the series i watched. Depressing))

lime stream
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the web shorts are IMO nothing of particular interest, I watched them mostly for completeness but as you'd expect they are just 3 minute shorts that can't achieve any of the depth and emotional investment the "proper" animes can do

runic whale
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Urgh better start searching for a site to watch bnw

lime stream
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I have torrents for all of the non-PD stuff if it helps

runic whale
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And download s1 and s2 so i can have things to rewatch in another event of an internet service provider burning down

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I can't wrap my head around torrenting

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I did it once, but it just worked, then never worked again

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It would be a great resource to have, though

lime stream
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if you install qBitTorrent, then I can just send you a pile of torrent magnet links for the non-PD stuff

sudden sundial
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Rudolf is being mean to me

runic whale
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i use uTorrent because mobile

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I figured out why bakushin is Gold in my game

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Potential level 3

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Maybe i should try building an actually good bakushin

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I can't stop thinking about that sad uma npc in the game named "So Dramatic"

sudden sundial
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I have more Imperial Glue to sell you all

runic whale
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NOT RUDOLF

lime stream
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I feel bad for laughing

runic whale
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I should train vodka's wife

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Super Freak!

sudden sundial
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No, it's Daiwa

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Vodka and Daiwa fight like a married couple

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Also I think they're roommates?

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Literally, in the dorm. But also colloquially

runic whale
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I was kidding

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I have the two gays in the same group

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But now Vodka is better than her