#Final Fantasy 14
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That's why this dungeon is so good as a storm soldier
Poor adders and flames get nothing while we eatin good
counterpoint: flames have raubahn
nothin beats the heigth of post hw patches when you're solo duty challenged by him n he goes "ive been waiting for this... captain". it hits different when you're in same grand company
Not as nice as red, or even blue
eeeh, as a mnk main in required by law to at least object slightly
"slight objection!" 
Call me Captain, stroke my ego more. 
I did not spend hours grinding Grand Company stuff to not have my rank acknowledged
What about the pushups emote, did you do it for that?
gods i want more company rrrrrannnnkks
BEASTMASTER WHENNNNN
blm is 59 btw hows yours doin hc
i want the space firmament
it seems like such a fun idea and i get to be there!!! lemme craft!!!!
i have the streetwear drip and everything
my character even looks way too young to be going on her own to enslave the local beast population
if someone throws a pokeball at me i will be miffed
i think this is close enough
discord user hclegend are you TEAM AQUA??????
we are no longer friends
this is magma slander i cannot stand for
death and murder
gasp, gasp i say
i am team magma purely for Courtney
also you can def find a better hat ala bandana
games got plenty
aww, all of one glam https://ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/glamour/253027/team-aqua
dang
lol, i guess it makes sense but i appreciate existence of eeveelution cosplays
I tried to do a Hilda
god bless the second dye slot
also it sucks i can't really dye the inner shirt without dying the jacket 
hmmm
well, SMN is a trainer job, right? 
I'm a team plasma enjoyer
... i just realised the Heavensturn minion is a reskinned Great Serpant of Ronka and I don't know how to feel
obviously well, the more tsuchinokos the better
-# bouncy council
really makes me wonder how many tsuchinokos are actually in Eorzea that are just hiding out of sight
-# also bouncy council
LMAO
dies twice to the first boss
i pet the white snek and yet no minyon drop
sadge
"No fear no fear no fear NO FEAR NO FEAR"
(i'll admit, i did cave and jump last second)
fake DPS... wait i'm playing GNB
ILVL 703 SMN tho 
(Not that I'm going to be playing ILVL 710 content with SMN, but the extra lil' boost is nice)

oh wow, capped on Helio stomes for the week already
maybe i should Helio some bitches

looking up guide of Goldor
missing like 4 fucking spells
Ikr
i mean it's more "Hey if you have them, cool" then outright requirements
MY HERO
too bad i'm scared of pf
academia?
Yall get lines???
cocaine lines
coconut lines
man i really crave anythin coconut flavored right about now
coconuts my beloved. bumber 1 flavor
nummer
fuck
||https://x.com/saku_FF11/status/1880193373455413509|| (Endwalker spoilers)
finally went to add black mage, gosh i love these items
you can buy just them at any housing or apartment merchant in whichever housin zone ur livin at, under decorations
only 3k a piece! i assume they didnt wanna make them too hard to acquire lest people revolt 
Do they have other jobs too?
its newest patch addition n for now covers just arr jobs, so these plus summoner. they miiight add more later?
zhai´a pls
Hopefully they add more later!
it's weird
as a song i do prefer Endwalker's final zone more than Dawntrail's final zone song.
BUT I ADORE THE REMIXES OF THE LATTER.
and at the same time i find the phase 2 of the final trial's song mid as fuck while Endwalker's is P E A K
I'm mad about endwalker final's extreme version only going with phase 1
DT's phase 1 theme was at least better for that
Never finished that extreme tho, dunno if it used phase 2 at all
i ain't ready for DT extremes
i mean, the difference between 90 WAR and 100 WAR isn't that much, just an extra OGCD or so
(Literally 2, along with general mit upgrades)
but given how brutal DT's base trials were...
If i had my pc I'd be willing to guide you through 1 and 2
literally went into Everkeep like
"Hey it's my first time-"
"You are going to die."
(Surprisingly, didn't wipe.)
Tbh that doesn't really make the dt trials any different from some of the other trials
probably got a few downs but that's expected
Gonna level AST next
Like, did 79 or 89 show you any mercy? I think not.

L I G H T W A V E S
fuckin
Got the 89 trial not too long after we did the Ex and I'm like "Thank fuck there won't be Lightwaves."
haha i was wrong
There were, in fact, lightwaves
I could not beat that fight with trusts cause the healers kept dying to the goddamn lightwaves
GL! It's significantly less RNG now! :D
god i'm glad they got rid of the stupid fucking sun/moon/star mechanic
being a healer is stressful ENOUGH without your buff being cucked
It scales with the expansion
I would say ARR through SB is one thing
ShB and EW are a bump up
And DT is another bump up.
broad strokes, not counting class-specific mechanics that stack with levels
DT never felt like a bump up to me
Just felt like the line continuing in the same direction
I definitely felt surprised at DT's difficulty, but maybe the pre-DT complaints misled me
I still think Holminster Switch is harder than any DT dungeon
id say there is a jump between arr-hw and sb difficulty
it may not seem that way much now but when ur a begginer stormblood is out to get ya
Tankbusters without the best way to deal with them
laughs in Raw Intuition
(81 dungeon in EW)
uhhhhhh
(last dungeon in 7.0)
F I N A L L Y
oh sweet job quest finale dropped
... i guess i can't avoid the role quests anymore
tehee evil time
i can explain why, its because summoner is cringe
oh and there's lore i guess

fair point
"i may have a successful rebellion or two on my resume"
speaking of
now that i'm listening to Umineko OST again I feel the unhealthy urge to give my SMN a cape
watching it goes WOOOOSH as you cast spells is like cocaine to my chunni autist brain
ahhhh, etoooooo, hm. do these ||dumbasses know who saves the world|| these days, do ya recon
game i already suck at interviews in real life, dont make me do it here
me walking around my apartment doing the worst fucking Vauthry impression screaming i am rightousness
well certainly not the third one lmao!
i want there to be a mod where you can answer any dialog choice with "Piss off, kupo."
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dabs aggressively
dabs even more aggressively
the hildibrands taught me well
oh wheeeze ||noone else said yes||, that makes sense
i do wanna know ||where these chucklefucks got TWO byakko thrones|| tho
maybe some ppl will disagree but i for one love the dumbassery direction they took this one to. funni my adored
rizz
lady theyre ||makin me not want to murderize you
||
as hc eloquently put it, "rizz"
"guys i found us a new scion, say hi"
team skull-ass shenanigans
mam this questline makin me feel bad, what if i ||didnt wanna betray the bunny with world domanitation ambitions?|| 
I bet ||she has a bunch of machines with names ending in -ator||
I MEAN.
im just gonna leave it at that, pointedly
idk she do have charisma we should let her go as a treat 
okay im a sucker for callbacks this is hilarious
yeaaaah
what the fuck this is cool
This sorta third person action camera focus
honestly (and this might be heresy) moving with a controller feels great
now i'm just thinking how cool it'd be to have a hybrid setup for this
Like having a fightstick or something similar for movement to free up keys
but i like my setup already so 
I'm not taking questions on my binds
"Hc why is your LB not binded"
I SAID I WASN'T TAKING QUESTIONS YOU FU-
real answer: i do not want to hit it accidentally
(Tank LB cannot be cancelled.)
cute mi'qote pose
Fairly normal pose tbh
Wdym? It's right there
what i meant like i'd have to click it
like yeah it's on the hotbar but it's not like, on my keyboard
woah
If i mute this channel, does it affect everyone? I dont play FF14 anymore but i dont want this channel to get rekt cuz of me
I wonder if you could transfer the thread OP right
... no that's stupid, how can you change the original poster

Ahhhh
Fair enough
(and again, CANNOT BE CANCELLED)
pain
first try! 
Tails
the glam looks R A D tho
oh cool i got the minyon
2 for 2 on minyons from dungeons 
smol trol
it do look nice tho
also love the dyable job gear change
ShB: Beat this Extreme
EW: okay just do this serious of quests
Not complaining there tbh
whenever someone who's got energy to organize pings n votin n such decides to revive the group
i aint it

I had a dream where i was probably at bringys house and they had 3 figures of their character except none of them were current and i think at least two were actually made up by the dream cause afaik they were never au ra or changed their miqo into a different miqo
And also apparently my dream isn't good at detail because when i looked closer the figures were pretty terrible but i only realized that when i woke up
honestly that is an incredible dream
also teeeechnically i do have au ra retainer (and a lala and a guy hroth)
The figures were two miqos and an au ra. Dunno why my brain did that.
... you know the thought ocours that this might be Garlean-inspired. 
i can't shake off the thought of this being some sort of imperial officer-type getup.
the fact it's from ShB doesn't help
i forgor what the hell is that building in the distance
also got both of Tittyania's spells
2 man'd CotI but didn't get the spell in either run
starting to think it might be possible to 2man the rest of the ShB spells
(Sucks that O11 isn't possible)
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dang, busted
Disgusting
Out of the start three places
Limsa and Gridania better
Tbh gridanians kinda take an L in various ways
moon jail, moon jail for twelve eras >:c
oh my god is moon jail where the grand company content is?!
we got grand company content... in stormblood i think? i think thats the last time i recall them adding grand company stuff

ADD 5.0 AND 6.0 LOOT BOXES
i wanna see them go off. gimme more ranks. heck, add a turnbased/rt strategy game with controllin squads. we can do this, we have verminion, you can stuff whole other genres in this mmo
finally, you can simp in a respectful way
everyone spamming this emote at g'raha#
I hope i get my pc back in time
That's nightmare fuel.
ahhh ishgard
never stop being Problamatic™️
Christ.
(M2) yeah, that outfit tracks
THREE
LINE
DREAM
good enough! 
ayyyyy
(being one off does irk me lmao)
diamond weapon ex can suck my nards
could always try dinging the Exes And Stuff server next time we go at it but the funny thing is the only reason Hi-Devil and I are even trying it is because of Tails
(we spent half an hour trying to beat DIaEX rather than doing dungeons, lmao)
if you need assistance i'll usually help if i'm not in the office
i'm writing up a "bounty board" for SB and later content I've finished/got the mount from
My first ever synced EX clear (That wasn't Garuda EX since ARR extremes are a meme) abbreciates to TMB: HC
(SB and later because there's no point in writing up ARR/HW since it's already 100% done)
i still think fondly of hydaelyn ex that was so hype
even if the lightwaves still scary
(Spoilering because it does reference content up to 7.1, even if the acronyms are vague)
and D O N E
also i jsut realised my titling is inconsistent because I'm pretty sure most people don't put "The" for Cloud Deck or Crown of the Immaculate
Whatever, fixed
Also I presume people use a different acronym for the TMB Extremes, I'm just going with the wiki get off my back
(Also I went with the order on the wiki, hence why CD Ex is not with the other two Weapon EXes)
oh my GOD there's TWO CD EXES FUCK
in hindsight a spreadsheet would have taken less time, methinks
but this is a lot more aesthetically pleasin than a spreadsheet 
We gotta get you that shinryu clear
Also the o12s mount is cool and we should farm it when i have my pc back
I don't think I've tried it since DT dropped, so the 10 levels + gear would make it easier...
Also ignore the fact I missed out JS EX
(It doesn't matter, I've cleared it)
Jade Stoa ye
I was like "Where's Byakko- oh i missed it 
Thankfully it's a Photoshop file so I can go back in and modify it easily
How does shb have 1 more extreme than sb when Memoria is included and Byakko is not
Oh
Monster hunter
Ye
never doing that again.
gets to phase 2 of Shin
meteor
"oh i have to go to the edge right"
gets yeeted off the fucking platform
welcome back to phase 1 bitch
VICTORY SCREECH.
get 1v1'd idiot
would this have gone better/faster with 2 people? probably
do i care? Hell nah. WAR GAMING. 
So my HP is 123426. Drinking one Orange Juice (+1 VIT) gave exactly 30

legit the single biggest marketboard sale I've ever made
was going to try and sell a figment coffer, but the price is dropping too much so I'ma just use it for the Gura glam gunblade
Hydaelyn Christ why does a table cost that much
the eorzean economy is in shambles
... why does it sell for that much, they're really easy to make
maybe it's one of those items that people with like 100s of millions of gil use as like, a proxy to the actual gil
since you can only trade 1m at a time
insider trading, or something
well, time to crash the market by taking advantage of my omnicrafter friend
(ngl it looks kinda sick too)
i have created a plan to crash the price of it on all european servers
it will be done
Most of the price likely comes from the ingredient that can only be obtained in a synched T1.
Ah. 
Fucking ARR jank
this is almost like the Copycat Bulb where the effort to get it is not worth it
(One day I will get one from a Company Loot Box)
I mean, I did get that mount once that was worth 3m
i could honestly just farm Zurvan EX for weapon coffers, convert them to PLD gear (because for some reason, both PLD weapons are worth the same amount of Storm Seals as any other weapon.) and just Go Gambling in some copium fueled bender
if i do that feel free to kill me
I think Zurvan would be the fastest. 
It's the last HW EX so it gives the best items and I can pretty reliably get him to 0.1% before the phase transition (He can't die before the first transition)
and unlike the other two Warring Triad, the ADDs phase is after his first transition and by the time he could theoretically fuck off he's already dead, while Sepirot and Sophia have theirs mid-fight.
and like, Bismarck, Thordan and Nidhogg have similar issues. The fastest candidate might be Ravana actually, since you can just turbo murder his ass in 10 seconds.
(i've done way too much Wonderous Tails
)
at that point would running dungeons unsynced and handing in gear not be quicker?
i have tested and my plan will work
to be done when i'm less eepy
i bet i can make like 90mil before the market dies
i mean, are you able to get those ADS platings?
merhaps
How 
😇

its always mafia dealings when i'm involved
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Am I imagining things?
i'm going to do a hot take
(6.5 just in case i'm dumb and forgot when P11 dropped) ||i like elidibus more than emet-selch given all we're given up to P11||
how do i turn this into vriska discourse
6.4, specifically
i was just making sure since i forgor if P9-12 was 6.4 or 6.5
Yeah i was just making you remember
I feel like, liking it or not, even you will admit that it is a massive improvement over whatever they were doing with ||Ascians|| pre SHB.
i guess?
is annoyance an improvement over indifference?
i suppose in some ways it is
I mean we did get a character out of it, which is more than what you can say about any of the other ||Ascians|| 
my lala retainer is finally 100
my favorite part was when ||varis shot him, that was in fact comedy gold. alas it didnt stick||
I have that clipped on yt
An extended scene of everyone just watching as he ||rolls down the stairs|| was hilarious
sent Dorothii on her first 100 venture
do you think i care for canonicity in my retainer names
Fair
wheres the implication youll eat them at the slightest wim
Mine are Kikusui and Norrington (on my main). Guess their races.
both my retainers have names starting with aa so i can fuck with the market board easier
Ah yes, market fraud
imma guess au ra and roe respectively
First one's right. Wanna guess clan?
if it's not Xaela i'm blocking you
With a name like that?
It's not a good xaela name.
Now, Sabu Dotharl, that's a proper xaela name
i mean i can't talk, i used a default Xaela name and replaced the first letters
Meanwhile my other two au ra characters are a raen with a fake name, and a sick viera.
to be fair, its very very heavily implied in game that its not your retainers actual name, just what theyre called working under you, so just going with whatever name is fitting in canon 
Yeah, but i like going with something that could be the actual name
id say stated but im in office so cant double check so youll have to be happy with a 99%
... wait, DRK gets a second AoE at 40??!?!?
Also Umbras retainers are Henriaux and Robinson
Used to be much higher level but they changed it
And my thought upon seeing the change was "this is gonna really fuck with people in the middle of that level range"
Was it 81 at the time of the change?
uhhh prolly
level 90 gsm with no desynth
i craft good
also i think i picked up DRK after 6.1 
speaking of things i should have done yonks ago
accidentally a b rank hunt
Why do we have a tiddies mod alert
I like how this is how we find out about it

huh, won't use that term again, sorry.
i'm just
holy moly
it's a LOT of gil
Still, didn't mean to trigger a mod alert over a funny malborus
It's a low priority alert. Doesn't ping anyone
Flaunting it is, I approve
You got it for free tho
yeah but i could have sold it 
Yeah but what could you spend the money on? A copycat bulb, maybe?
A medium house
but hc, your house is an antithesis of interior design, would medium size really help?
it shall
I still use peridot carbuncle
😌 nothing shall replace my various birds or the fox kit
well that's a lot of EXP wasted...
Wow, the day i get the damn copycat bulb as i'm about to log out someone passes me by with their own
i no longer feel special
The other person is probably thinking "one of us, one of us"
"That poor fucker gambling on Eureka"
Mutally Assured Destruction
nugget finally has a home
Noog!
gonna see if i can change him to orange and then put the suzaku barding on him, lol
meanwhile in bizarro land
huh, wacky
your poor PC
being in Limsa with player/minion names on
Nugget has evolved.
His name is now Hotwingz
Say hello to Hotwingz
(I would have bred for a child named Hotwingz but I'm already too deep into this nonsense to begin to comprehend Chocobo breeding)
oring
Can't use the company chocobo for that
Might as well be a different species to race chocobos, with how much the mechanics overlap. Or don't overlap, rather.
They don't even eat the same items.
Amber Jager, rank 36 boi
Nice
still, nice you can even change the colour of your company chocobo
Theoretically race chocobos could be given roegadyn names
cut to WoL retiring and giving back the chocobo
"WHY THE FUCK IS HE GREEN?"
I don't think they'd request it back, it's a personal steed
it'd be funny though
but yeah ig the saviour of Eorzea/||Etherys/MULTIPLE UNIVERSES|| can have one chocobo for free.
oh yeah the HW one
And with a high enough tier wedding.... well, the wol isn't the one paying for that chocobo
shame my in game marriage didn't last until the vow renewal 
Same
oh well, I still have the car and CRUISE FUCKIN CHASER for multi seat mounts
(The Blackjack is on my bucket list)
I have the car on multiple characters because I'm unhinged
Sir your bird is on fire
wait i didn't finish the melee role quest? 
we'll find out on the 7th
that's when they'r e talking about 7.2
Funny how (Melee role quests DT) ||The topic of glasses comes up while I'm wearing sunglasses myself.||
(100 Melee DPS role quest) ||AYYYYY MY SISTER HOW YA BEEEEEEEEEEN||
Shenanigans.
||Bro you wanted to marry Y'shtola, stay in your own fucking lane.||
"Shit like this is why Warriors get so much shade for being dumb."
and i had to switch to RPR because of the duty 
||B O N K||
||i wish the real sadu would hit him like that, might knock some sense into him||
ANGERY
death
every time i see someone's edgy reaper my brain supplies the mental image of my stardew valley-ass rpr with watering can emote and i go "tehee hee hoo"
My reaper just uses tonberry glam
speaking of DT job glams
no commentary needed
looks at wallet with less than 100k gil in it
(DT Role Quest Mastery Whatever) ||They can't be all bad, they have a Byakko throne!||
I AM RIGHTOUSNESS!
AND RIGHTOUSNESS SHALL PREVAIL!
Look at that painting tho
it is a nice painting
I'm eyeing my Fantasia...
Fairly sure that's ast exclusive gear
I wanna say "stay with us, hc"
But umbra is a viera who's just looking a bit different on account of being sick
I was going to be a Viera originally but free trial didn't have it :c
Honestly umbra is supposed to be a viera but she just looks so good as au ra and it's painful
(Well more specifically I didn't own Endwalker at the time)
(because Free Trial was unavaliable when i wanted to play FFXIV at first so I bought the starter pack instead of going FT)
Become Lala
I read that as "Behold!"
I did that with Sabu
Even bought her a false mustache to make it clear she's not just sadu with a fake name
I'm so used to Lala that playing any other race is jarring due to the perspective change
Lala feels ZOOMY
Yeeeeeeeeee
I think the only time I've played lala was in the healer role quest in shb
something about the way the hood covers the face is cool to me
oh my god EMILE FROM NIER?
it's LOVELY to see me you say?
Gossipy Citizen: What? A botanist will duel an Ishgardian knight at the Greatloam Growery!? Don't tell me they're fighting over you!?
am i being flirted with?
No they just think it makes for a more compelling narrative
Man, Astrologian is such a busy healer
even with the rework it's AAAAAAAAAAA
You think it's bad now back in Endwalker the cards were random.
and there was a whole fucking mechanic where you had to match up different symbols to power up a buff
For some reason I feel like jobs in EW/DT are simpler than the ones introduced in older expansions... 
or maybe DPS is actually simpler than Tank and I'm biased because I play the one tank job that requires negative brain cells.
SPEAKING OF I maDe this fancy chart :3
which barely affects gameplay and is more of a Vibe Type Thing
But it's just something I noticed 
It's like this was intentional to give WAR a counterpart in ShB since DRK was PLD's counterpart, in a sense
I seem to like emotion driven tanks
Like the top part is more of a Vibe based on their job quests while the left part is more apparent in gameplay
It's just something I've noticed and wanted to visualise
Screw your honor, am angy
Hell, the DRK questline has you commit a justified murder within 5 minutes
Less about honor, more about justice
meanwhile GNB is like "Vengeance is gay, do the honourable thing, bitch"
Well if vengeance is gay then I'm gonna do it
Question is who to commit vengeance against
(funny i say that when my PFP is literally a character Too Angry To Die)
....I'm thinking the wandering dramaturge, he should get to know the answer to the question "what would it feel like to eat your own nose"
class design has got increasingly simplified over time, including the classes that released in early expansions
I remember when attacks applied "x resistance down" to enemies
Now they just hit them
viva la slashing debuff
I remember the piercing one more clearly because i played a fair bit of dragoon at that time
yeah i totally know how to play GNB, haha...

yeah, the bard+ dragoon combo was everpresent, but since ninja was all but mandatory at the time for anywhere near meta comps there was always a slashing debuff
*manic screaming and Superbolide mashing*
Dragoon wasn't my main in sb, it was my secondary, smn being my main didn't work much with resistance debuffs
what you on about, they got 10% bonus damage on there auto attacks from blunt debuffs 
as did whm and sch, though astro deals slashing damage 
I was not good at the game at the time so it didn't really occur to me to book the enemies
its honestly almost never worth, some of the healers straight up do 1 damage with aa's now
i think its sch that doesnt? its honestly pretty random which none-melee classes do and dont
Smn still does actual damage with autos, hilariously
Cause arcanist has strength growth per level
smn does, rdm doesnt despite having a sword
Rdm doesn't have that strength growth
But it's also funny how smn autos seem more useful than smn physick
i know, but aesthetically and because they used to buff phys damage they look like they should
Yeah
(Side note: GIVE US BAHAMUT/PHOENIX EGIS)
Carbuncle: also hits enemy with a book
I'd love some customization options for smn that mean something above level 84 or whatever
Cause the big primal summons just ignore egi glams
the fucking HW relic for SMN literally has dfragon wings and we still can't have perma dragon summon

hell, SMN has TWO dragons now
Imagine if we got a bahamut carbuncle glam and it's just carbuncle but with wings tied to it with visible string
........
I actually really want that now
"master please love me, i have wings now"
"IT'S NOT THE SAME!"
yeet
My idea is more that the summoner was dressing up their pet for fun
Whatever happened to Alphi's carbuncle
Dissipation
Great, Khloe must have ran out of tails

COMBAT MINER LET'S GOOOO
diamond down
baby

Yorrrrrrrr
So finally, after 20+ years, WoW is adding player housing to the game. They made a post today explaining some philosophies and the 'pillars' of what housing is going to be
And FF14 got called the fuck out
As a part of our focus on wide adoption, we wanted to ensure that Housing is available to everyone. If you want a house, you can have a house. No exorbitant requirements or high purchase costs, no lotteries, and no onerous upkeep (and if your subscription lapses, don’t worry, your house doesn’t get repossessed!)

Next patch comes out in late march
Can’t link because of the rule but here is the art for it
QARN REWORK 
It looks very cyberpunk themed also anime
yeah that's the second half of 7.0 for you
probably a bad idea to be watching it if you're not caught up with MSQ

but skipping around, the general gist is:
new MSQ stuff
new Trial
new dungeon
new raid tier
N E W T O M E S T O N E S (the gear grind begins all over again)
I haven’t played in ages. I do need to get back to the game
The good news is that M4 won't be limited to one weapon part a week
the bad news is nobody's going to be fucking running M4 once 7.2 drops 
You might get some anime mounts HC if they make them
WHY IS GEAR SO SUFFERING
and the cyberpunk vibes would not be surprisin to you if ya actually played 
still at work so i cant check, personally i wanna know whether we're gettin that firmament-in-space. ive been gettin my craftgatherers r e a d y
i would like to be somewhat decent stats with YOR- I mean VPR
there is a new Allied Society, not sure about Firmament equivilant
NEW ALLIED SOCIETY AND YA DONT BOTHER MENTIONING IT??????
hclegend c o m e o n you should be aware i live for this stuff
dunno if it's crafting or gathering
I GOT P11 IN ROULETTE 😭
A G H FLEETING MOMENT MY BELOVED
I know that.
but I meant anime themed mounts for the new expansion. What are you currently doing on the game?
I WILL STOP SIMPING FOR P11 WHEN IT STOPS BEING PEAK
SO NEVER
O H M Y G A H
that sword is peak edge
glams over it with Ruby Weapon weapon
i might actually cap GNB today.
which will be nice for variety's sake if nothing else 
they've talked about the new Borzja/Eureka too and (7.2)
||B E S E R K E R||
(Pelupelu) THEY FLY NOW?!?
HC what would you
Like to run with me and Bringi when we play?

Could do some dungeons or daily roulettes.
Ive been unable to play almost all of 7.1 rip
@hasty kayak how often are you available for XIV? So I know when we can play
a bit of current medieval distractment aside, generally mon-thu between 4ish (or maybe five-ish) pm and 10ish pm. time for me right now is 15:50 (3:50pm), so from now-ish your time for six hours. in those time slots you can ping whenever and i will be probably available. friday to sunday depends heavily on planning, but generally im able to find time if you ask me in advance
Hope you are enjoying KCD!
only just started II really but im sure i will, thank you

Oh huh there was a live letter
yup yup!
Big thing is the Field Operation thingy, along with your bog standard MSQ, Trial and raid tier
@hasty kayak One more thing I missed
||WE GONNA HAUNT THE MOON B A Y B E E E E E||
||moon's haunted
||
Astronaut: "moons haunted"
Nasa: "what"
Astronaut, putting on ghost costume: "moons haunted"
well, i've been putting off MIN for a good reason 
Several hells
Just making a ton of danger soup
and yes i spent like
an hour last night in the north shroud massacering bats with VPR
i needed their blood for a specific recipe
and i still can't quickcraft dyes 
but worth it for that dark green SMN dye 
It's Almost Passabele!™️
Lizard
what's the difference between "Recast" and "Charge Time"?
Really just if the ability has charges or not
Abilities with charges basically have no recast time
ahhh, yeah makes sense now
Aurora and Trajectory on GNB for instance

-# least deserved triple comm
-# was probably a 3 person party given the healer and one of the DPS knew each other tbh
queues up for Trial roulette as SGE for bonus
Garuda
"oh this'll be easy"
Garuda (Hard)
Oh no... I might have to focus for more than 0.5-
dies as the adds spawn, lmao
Garuda normal isn't in trials roulette
yeah it took me a minute to remember "Oh right the normals are in levelling"
Could have been worse, could have been mentor roulette
Garuda: "Now fall"
The entire EX party: does that
me having done Garuda EX synced

Nowdays it wouldn't be so bad but this was back when I didn't even have WAR at 90 (So long, LONG before I even became a passable tank)
honestly garuda ex is one of the fine ex's in mentor roulette nowdays if you're a tank
oh noooo my 15 tomestones oh heliwhatever
whatever shall i do other than shrug and get on with Pelupeluprogressprogress
Peluproggies
(7.1 MSQ I KNOW WHAT A SHOCK)
Part of me wants to pick the first response.
A MUCH LARGER PART WANTS THE SECOND.
||TRAIN PUUUUUUNS||
smug Harqujin noises
"Hey, it sounds like you're being an idiot. Have you tried avoiding that?"
- Harqujin, probably
headcanon: my new drip is a result of this.
||WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HORNS?||
lmao, here i thought it would only be au ra called out
... Yeah I'm not risking being late to the raid, sorry Koana i have prior plans havefunwiththegiantmurdermachine
Yeah i looked the part
(7.1 solo duty) ||THIS IS YOUR LAST TESTAMENT-looking aaaa||
great prompt
||oh my god i just noticed the little Outrunner decoration, that's adorable||
AH WHY DID YOU HAVE TO POINT IT OUT I FELT SMART FOR A SECOND 
||M Y B O I||
oh god is 7.2 going to be ||return to the trauma dump that is Living Memory|| 
||Zoraal Ja, Father of the Year: "NO, I CAN'T RAISE A SON! I CAN'T PAY CHILD SUPPORT EITHER, I HAVE A NATION TO BURN TO THE GROUND!"||
frankly that whole part had me in shambles
||EXCUSE. THE FUCK. ME?!?!?||
||YOUR ASS SHOULD BE IN LIVING MEMORY.
AS IN ERASED. GONE. TO ASHES. NOT EVEN A THANOS JOKE. BITCH I KICKED YOUR ASS TEN WAYS TO SUNDAY...
... wait is the Ex canon? is she only alive because the Wandering Minstrel sang about her and i didn't do it because > le fuck that||
and there it is
"boi, what a post-dt msq, eh?"
"wol its patch 7.1"
seriously though what the fuck
||... God dammit, not again. 
I stopped ONE aetherial mass unaliving, do I need to do another already?||
||Also add another to the regicide counter!||
ok hc but did u chuckle at this one (safe for u) #1032731043041640488 message
bc that was the one (1) bright spot of the patch 
i bring back an old meme
so RAMPANT SPECULATION TIME BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(7.2 theory) ||Whoever popped up in Living Memory is the real Sphene. Not the one we've been exposed to this whole time, but the OG from the Alexandria dungeon||
i do still wanna know tho. whats up with waves hand all that at the end. is it ||backup simulation? a primal? some ascian we forgot about?||
my one point is that ||we never see her in the dungeon itself, only hear her voice and IN THEORY SHE COULD HAVE SURVIVED THE PURGE OF MEMORIES||
but you know
i was going to say
||Both Father of the Year and Sphene share Primal-esque qualities... So do we add them to the deicide counter too?||
#1032731043041640488 message looks like this was my best guess right after seein that
shambles indeed
they did my baby boi so dirty.... if this is start of his villain arc i will cry
well, with that
IT'S AXE TIME
||if i get Alexandria after this i will call rigged and shenanigans||
also i need to speedrun weeklies because my sub expires this week and i am UP SHIT CREEK money wise

reminds me, should visit my estate to reset the timer
called it.
SHINY SWORD GUNBLADE MY DIAMOND!
I thought 7.1 was alright, until that last quest, which just seemed bs
5/7 of these draconic fuckas.
I'll probably get the Hades one through Tomestones and the SoS one...
Entelechy
7.0 nonsensery ||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7jW3HHhzF0||
I still prefer twinning
new mogtomes event info just dropped! it starts next wednesday, 2/26. i went through and found the sources for a lot of the rewards and figured i'd post that info here in case anyone's curious! 🧵
inferno jacket rerun
nothing else of much interest
wait, no, falcon is on there, that hasnt been available since a stormblood event ~~thread lists it as preorder for stormblood incorrectly ~~
now i gotta find a new raremount to flex
Falcon has been in Moogle's Treasure Trove three times already. This will be fourth. Also, Paissa Earrings are never before seen, I think, though not sure how much you care about them.
oh in that case im a massive liar
i dont really care about the earrings, but i'll get them anyway
U WOT
i thought it was underway...
that's like 80% of the reason i immediately resubbed when i got paid
next tuesday pat pat
not quite as far off
i shall use it to level blm since queues will be hopefully faster with more players
...but for now more medieval adventure
lol that's 4 figment coffers
little ladies glam is kinda cunty

Oh my god, finally a pair of boots that will blend perfectly with the High House Breeches
Oh Thancred you card you.
||pain and suffering intensifies||
hoggie
"Expert" Roulette:
I don't recognize that floor
7.1 dungeon
ye
That dungeon annoys me so much. Second boss kills me like half the time.
So I need a total of... 150 Tomestones.
I have 10.
I can do that
rate my DRK
needs moar green
I think so? And a movie from the last 5-ish years
I like the Emerald Weapon... weapon.
Music Video by THE PRIMALS performing " Give It All ".
Recorded on New album " THE PRIMALS Live in Japan - Darkest Before Dawn [Blu-ray] ".
「Give It All ~至天の座アルカディア:ライトヘビー級~」 THE PRIMALS Ver.のMusic Videoです。
≪収録アルバム≫
THE PRIMALS Live in Japan - Darkest Before Dawn[Blu-ray]
Official Website: https://sqex.to/wbCcA
Video Director: Takumi Moriya...
<@&1128722919405650000> hiiii, i wanted to ask if any of yall have party plans for the HoH run yet for the mog event. if not, do ya play together? im free to get started on it today/tonight, or at any later point
5 peeps for 4 slots, but im kiinda assumin tam already made plans with the fc? of course if not im always down to have ya
ill be real i just dont wanna solo it 
but also excuse to hang out wohoo
my plan was "summon mackis, fuck it we ball, weve done way dummer"
Definitely happy to yolo it in a group rather than opening a guide and actually learning to do HoH solo
THE HADES MOUNT MUST BE MINE AT ANY COST
(i mean i have like 30 tomestones already so i could just be patient but i like HoH)
I can join if you need peeps
I only have plans to do it on my main but I'd love to join in
my fuck it we ball strat will be actioned separately 
What would be a fun job to run at 70? 
Steel Cyclone!
please don't feed my WAR addiction

oki doki @elfin wave @plucky cairn @elfin jackal, are ya free to hop on n do some hoh? i am on phantom, or i can move, yalls call (sorry chip perchance another time, hope u n mackis's run goes well
)
I'm on, I'll hop over on phantom
uhhhhhhhh sure
It's honestly less of a hassle to move DC than to move over on Zodiark, less loading screens involved
@elfin jackal poke poke just in case u havent seen the first ping
guess kay unfortunately got busy
it do be like that sometimes. @sterile condor so aaah eto bweh that offer is on the table again
we're on phantom
unfortunatly i need to make myself no longer a stinky gamer and already booked with mackis
got it, food luck 
shush
I think she is asleep
I think she was quite tired when I last spoke to her this morning
sorry i tabbed out of discord for a while
first try baybeee
I was the only one with a death because of a dumb move, went down painless enough
took like 30-40 minutes to 2 person the hoh
We took a bit more because we started at lvl 1 for safety reason, since most of us were on the low side for the aetherpool gear
THEY'RE A MINER
a pickaxe has a pointy end
if u knock a boss juuuust right on the skull once it goes poof
frankly i really dont think we pay retainers enough
are you fucking-
pat pat
LES GOOOOOOOOOO
wouldn't it be funny if i did unlock Mentor Roulette, hahahaha
oh god i really am qualified
yeah that tracks
i think the majority of these are Guildhests tho
I don't think guildhests are ???
Well yeah, because I never unlocked them 
minions friends, which staff better?
I AM ON CURRENT CONTENT LET ME IIIIIIIN
told you it was Guildhests
"How funny would it be if I got a ShB trial"
god that fight is STILL so fun
well ig i'm done for today

oof
Pretty decent run of Roulettes, not a fan of Orbonne Monastery anyway.
man i wish i got orbonne monastery....
i really like that one, thundergod my so so so adored
COME, SHOW ME MORE! THE HEARTS OF MEN ARE BLACK WITH CORRUPTION AND MUST BE CLEANSED! AND NOW THE SCALES WILL TIP!
but nooo instead i had CT and third thordan trial in a row
did you know there exist other trials? no. only thordan. suffer
at least blm is 75 now
look his voice is sexy, i just hate Ultima
i can't tell if this icon is a blessing or a curse
I was too lazy to re obtain mine
Re obtain?
At some point the requirements changed like 5 years ago
But it's been so long I don't really remember much
So I might be mistaken on what exactly happend/changed
But at some point I no longer have mentor status
the mentor crown is nice to have on if:
1.its not the crafting crown since its requirements are so low, most people that have it on are just sprouts that cant have a sprout anymore
2. you actually help people when asked
3. your doing some dumb bullshit like mentor roulette
I have just 3
Oh I think it's because there's a number of EX fights I've not done
That's just required for roulette
the one thing that changed is that a fellow GNB asked me to MT M4
and maybe it's the Golbez PTSD but I didn't fuck up Shadow's Sabbath!
M4N?
Of course, do you think I'd try Savage?
....what happens in sabbath again?
(I mean, I haven't even done any Savages past SB and even then, unsynched)
half arena rectangles based on where the funny cube is facing
i always lapse on one of them
Ah
points at The Bounty Board
Hm maybe I'm mistaken 
Two ShB Trials in a row
AH THANKS FOR THE RIME KISSED BLADES, ||HADES||
ah actually, the two ShB trials in a row makes sense
they're Mogtome related
i love playing DRK at 80 (i have no fucking idea what i'm doing)
waow
wow i got the GNB and DRK achieevos on the same day, lol
dat 30 level diff be fr fr
ah that makes... more sense
Back when I started Dawntrail I thought the Tuliyollal day theme reminded me a lot of the cowboy bebop theme. The idea got parked in my brain for a while but I finally got around to making it.
Huge love to @senabryer.com for agreeing to voice the opening line. #ff14 #FFXIV
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Back when Dawntrail first released one of the first things I thought was man the Tuliyollal day theme sounds a lot like the Cowboy Bebop theme. I ended up sitting on the idea for a while, but it's crazy how well the song worked when I matched them up. So I had to do the full thing FF14 style.
Intro Voiceline by Sena Bryer aka Wuk Lamat. Check h...
"enjoying being in ul´dah for a quest again, baskin in little ladies day aesthetics, then boom. ||love cut short from terminal illness||"
i'm so pretty~
holy shit thats awesome, caught four bards performin in the glam
awww even coordinated names n stuff
I still dunno how bringy got addicted to this game….
they're further in the story than you are
I love Little Lady's Day and I'm so glad it's a thing in 14
Little Ladies' Day is basically 14 saying: "Women and girls are awesome. So many women and girls are awesome. They're princesses, they're cool, kick ass, and we honor them." It's like Disney calling all girls princesses, but without the super overt "Buy our shit!" all over it.
Kinda wish they called me a princess more tbh
Wau. Someone solo'd O12S as a DRK.
Wau.
ugh, i understand black mage (freshly 80) in theory, but the actual practice....
how does one even fit three fire iv and fire cast into 15 seconds. i keep droppin my astral umbral when im focusin on the fight, and gettin hit by mechanics when im tunneling on rotation 
also why in the heck doesnt blizzard just upgrade to blizzard iv at level 58? the second you hit 58, blizzard, as far as i can tell, becomes obsolete? we could have one less button to worry about placing on hotbar
reasons
its been that way since stormblood(?) at least the reason it wasnt upgraded back then is because there were incredibly niche times you'd want blizzard over blizzard iv, but even 1 reason to use blizzard means that you cant just leave it
oooh gimme
(7.2) ||suzaku is a new unreal? i dont go there but i hope they give ppl peak ddr experience||
i would like to get into blu, but i have no clue what the rotation looks like. i have all there spells now but how do i string them together
i only fulfilled that bc the only combo i remember is the "ram voice ultrasound fuck you"
which is good enough for round one
for me it's "scream while p[ressing every single OGCD until everything around me is dead"
alsternatively use nightbloom and being mortal to flashbang everyone around you

i might mess with the new Unreal, having done the original Ex both solo and with Hi-Devil

and yes i had to do it as BLU for a spell
"spell"
pulls out move straight out of fucking Jojo
blu mage isn't that complex, its an offglobal weaving class, keep casting main class, cast off globals off cooldown, keep damage buff up
align things with burst window if they're close enough
||suzaku was a really fun ex on content! probably top like 5||
I would like to learn that one, maybe we could do a detour
even if the ex group doesnt, hit me up and i'll join/teach you it if i'm free 
id be also down for it
though from what i recall ||it doesnt have as much ddr...||
i should play dancer again sometimes
best ex's on content
- pool of tribute, parrying that shit was hype and plenty of times to use passage of arms
- jade stoa, lots of fun, babies first bullet hell, easy enough i taught a lot of people ex's through it, and hard enough to not be trivial (like seat of sacrifice)
3.shinryu was a party finder killer on content lots of fun and cool mechanics, tal snaked me to clear with someone else and i have not let them live it down since
- cloud deck, funky arena go brr
- ||worqor lar dor|| (spoilered cus current expac) breaks the sameness that a lot of more modern ex's have

in writing this i do realise that stormblood is once again my fav expac for even more than i realised
long live stormblood
i was around in stormblood, eureka was my shit
also it was the era with the best class design
and a lot of really good raids
Did you also get abandoned by topaz carbuncle in anemos?
holy shit
beloved
you ever just chug soup
feel free, though warrior is the simplest tank
haaaaahaaaaa noooooo
as in you dont believe it or worry for the other tanks?
I have absolutely 0 confidence in my non-WAR abilities















