#Final Fantasy 14

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elfin wave
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Ma'am.

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holy shit is this a touhou reference

elfin jackal
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That's why this dungeon is so good as a storm soldier

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Poor adders and flames get nothing while we eatin good

hasty kayak
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counterpoint: flames have raubahn

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nothin beats the heigth of post hw patches when you're solo duty challenged by him n he goes "ive been waiting for this... captain". it hits different when you're in same grand company

elfin jackal
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One point

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Adders still have 0

hasty kayak
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poor poor adders

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at least theyre yellow

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yellow is nice

elfin jackal
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Not as nice as red, or even blue

hasty kayak
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eeeh, as a mnk main in required by law to at least object slightly

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"slight objection!" PhoenixPoint

elfin jackal
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As a flame you're blue

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I don't make the rules

elfin wave
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Call me Captain, stroke my ego more. UwU

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I did not spend hours grinding Grand Company stuff to not have my rank acknowledged

elfin jackal
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What about the pushups emote, did you do it for that?

elfin wave
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that too

hasty kayak
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gods i want more company rrrrrannnnkks

elfin wave
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BEASTMASTER WHENNNNN

hasty kayak
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blm is 59 btw hows yours doin hc

elfin wave
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LEMMIE TRAIN MY POKEYMANS

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hasty kayak
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i want the space firmament

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it seems like such a fun idea and i get to be there!!! lemme craft!!!!

elfin wave
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i have the streetwear drip and everything

hasty kayak
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lemme craaaaaaaaaaft

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well no actually im still gettin the gear in order

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i am poor penk

elfin wave
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my character even looks way too young to be going on her own to enslave the local beast population

hasty kayak
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if someone throws a pokeball at me i will be miffed

elfin wave
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i think this is close enough

hasty kayak
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discord user hclegend are you TEAM AQUA??????

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we are no longer friends

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this is magma slander i cannot stand for

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death and murder

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gasp, gasp i say

elfin wave
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i am team magma purely for Courtney

hasty kayak
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also you can def find a better hat ala bandana

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games got plenty

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dang

elfin wave
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Aqua drip
Not BLU

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(i do approve of the Yo-kai Watch staff tho)

hasty kayak
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lol, i guess it makes sense but i appreciate existence of eeveelution cosplays

elfin wave
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I tried to do a Hilda

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god bless the second dye slot

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also it sucks i can't really dye the inner shirt without dying the jacket PensiveIllya

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well, SMN is a trainer job, right? YuyuThonk

elfin jackal
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I'm a team plasma enjoyer

elfin wave
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... i just realised the Heavensturn minion is a reskinned Great Serpant of Ronka and I don't know how to feel

hasty kayak
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obviously well, the more tsuchinokos the better

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-# bouncy council

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really makes me wonder how many tsuchinokos are actually in Eorzea that are just hiding out of sight

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-# also bouncy council

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dies twice to the first boss

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i pet the white snek and yet no minyon drop

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sadge

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"No fear no fear no fear NO FEAR NO FEAR"

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(i'll admit, i did cave and jump last second)

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fake DPS... wait i'm playing GNB

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ILVL 703 SMN tho AliceJoy

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(Not that I'm going to be playing ILVL 710 content with SMN, but the extra lil' boost is nice)

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elfin wave
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oh wow, capped on Helio stomes for the week already

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maybe i should Helio some bitches

elfin wave
elfin wave
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looking up guide of Goldor
missing like 4 fucking spells

elfin jackal
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Ikr

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i mean it's more "Hey if you have them, cool" then outright requirements

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MY HERO

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too bad i'm scared of pf

minor sorrel
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academia?

rancid laurel
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That's my second or third overall two-liner

elfin jackal
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Yall get lines???

hasty kayak
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ye, leylines-

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anyway im lv 60 now wheee

elfin wave
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cocaine lines

hasty kayak
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coconut lines

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man i really crave anythin coconut flavored right about now

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coconuts my beloved. bumber 1 flavor

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nummer

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fuck

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hasty kayak
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finally went to add black mage, gosh i love these items

minor sorrel
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How do you get those?

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Also monk centerpiece, I approve ameownodfast

hasty kayak
# minor sorrel How do you get those?

you can buy just them at any housing or apartment merchant in whichever housin zone ur livin at, under decorations thumbs_up only 3k a piece! i assume they didnt wanna make them too hard to acquire lest people revolt penk

rancid laurel
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Do they have other jobs too?

hasty kayak
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its newest patch addition n for now covers just arr jobs, so these plus summoner. they miiight add more later?

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zhai´a pls

rancid laurel
elfin wave
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it's weird

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as a song i do prefer Endwalker's final zone more than Dawntrail's final zone song.
BUT I ADORE THE REMIXES OF THE LATTER.

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and at the same time i find the phase 2 of the final trial's song mid as fuck while Endwalker's is P E A K

elfin jackal
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I'm mad about endwalker final's extreme version only going with phase 1

elfin wave
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MOOD

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It makes sense given the context of the retelling.

elfin jackal
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DT's phase 1 theme was at least better for that

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Never finished that extreme tho, dunno if it used phase 2 at all

elfin wave
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i ain't ready for DT extremes

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i mean, the difference between 90 WAR and 100 WAR isn't that much, just an extra OGCD or so

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(Literally 2, along with general mit upgrades)

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but given how brutal DT's base trials were...

elfin jackal
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If i had my pc I'd be willing to guide you through 1 and 2

elfin wave
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literally went into Everkeep like
"Hey it's my first time-"
"You are going to die."

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(Surprisingly, didn't wipe.)

elfin jackal
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Tbh that doesn't really make the dt trials any different from some of the other trials

elfin wave
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probably got a few downs but that's expected

rancid laurel
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Gonna level AST next

elfin jackal
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Like, did 79 or 89 show you any mercy? I think not.

rancid laurel
elfin wave
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fuckin
Got the 89 trial not too long after we did the Ex and I'm like "Thank fuck there won't be Lightwaves."

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haha i was wrong

elfin jackal
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There were, in fact, lightwaves

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I could not beat that fight with trusts cause the healers kept dying to the goddamn lightwaves

elfin wave
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god i'm glad they got rid of the stupid fucking sun/moon/star mechanic

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being a healer is stressful ENOUGH without your buff being cucked

elfin jackal
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Depends on the content

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Being a healer in sastasha generally isn't stressful

elfin wave
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It scales with the expansion

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I would say ARR through SB is one thing
ShB and EW are a bump up
And DT is another bump up.

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broad strokes, not counting class-specific mechanics that stack with levels

elfin jackal
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DT never felt like a bump up to me

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Just felt like the line continuing in the same direction

elfin wave
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I definitely felt surprised at DT's difficulty, but maybe the pre-DT complaints misled me

elfin jackal
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I still think Holminster Switch is harder than any DT dungeon

hasty kayak
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id say there is a jump between arr-hw and sb difficulty

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it may not seem that way much now but when ur a begginer stormblood is out to get ya

elfin jackal
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Tankbusters without the best way to deal with them

elfin wave
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laughs in Raw Intuition

rancid laurel
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AST is definitely busy with cards

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But so far I like the changes

elfin wave
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(81 dungeon in EW)
uhhhhhh

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BE_Wow (last dungeon in 7.0)
F I N A L L Y

hasty kayak
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oh sweet job quest finale dropped

elfin wave
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... i guess i can't avoid the role quests anymore

hasty kayak
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tehee evil time

elfin wave
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LOOK IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT SUMMONOR'S JOB GEAR IS CRINGE

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"what about RPR"

hasty kayak
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i can explain why, its because summoner is cringe

elfin wave
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oh and there's lore i guess

hasty kayak
elfin wave
hasty kayak
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"i may have a successful rebellion or two on my resume"

elfin wave
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i found this

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i like capes

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speaking of
now that i'm listening to Umineko OST again I feel the unhealthy urge to give my SMN a cape

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watching it goes WOOOOSH as you cast spells is like cocaine to my chunni autist brain

hasty kayak
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ahhhh, etoooooo, hm. do these ||dumbasses know who saves the world|| these days, do ya recon

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"I AM RIGHTOUSNESS!"

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vauthry screaming from beyond the grave

hasty kayak
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game i already suck at interviews in real life, dont make me do it here

elfin wave
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me walking around my apartment doing the worst fucking Vauthry impression screaming i am rightousness

hasty kayak
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well certainly not the third one lmao!

elfin wave
elfin wave
# hasty kayak ahhhh, etoooooo, hm. do these ||dumbasses know who saves the world|| these days,...

"Bite me, Bite Me."

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Either "Bite Me" or "Mario Mario" works

hasty kayak
elfin wave
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dabs aggressively

hasty kayak
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oh you know which one we pickin

elfin wave
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dabs even more aggressively

hasty kayak
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the hildibrands taught me well

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oh wheeeze ||noone else said yes||, that makes sense

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i do wanna know ||where these chucklefucks got TWO byakko thrones|| tho

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maybe some ppl will disagree but i for one love the dumbassery direction they took this one to. funni my adored

elfin wave
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rizz

hasty kayak
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lady theyre ||makin me not want to murderize you penk||

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as hc eloquently put it, "rizz"

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"guys i found us a new scion, say hi"

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team skull-ass shenanigans

hasty kayak
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mam this questline makin me feel bad, what if i ||didnt wanna betray the bunny with world domanitation ambitions?|| penk

elfin jackal
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I bet ||she has a bunch of machines with names ending in -ator||

elfin wave
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two days in a row

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somehow playing my lesser played DPSes causes this

hasty kayak
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I MEAN.

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im just gonna leave it at that, pointedly

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idk she do have charisma we should let her go as a treat cadancewheeze

elfin wave
hasty kayak
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okay im a sucker for callbacks this is hilarious

hasty kayak
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hehe funny drone

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"this shit will never sell"

elfin wave
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what the fuck this is cool

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This sorta third person action camera focus

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honestly (and this might be heresy) moving with a controller feels great

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now i'm just thinking how cool it'd be to have a hybrid setup for this
Like having a fightstick or something similar for movement to free up keys

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but i like my setup already so Shrug

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I'm not taking questions on my binds

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"Hc why is your LB not binded"
I SAID I WASN'T TAKING QUESTIONS YOU FU-

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real answer: i do not want to hit it accidentally

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(Tank LB cannot be cancelled.)

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cute mi'qote pose

elfin jackal
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Fairly normal pose tbh

elfin wave
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what i meant like i'd have to click it

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like yeah it's on the hotbar but it's not like, on my keyboard

compact ibex
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If i mute this channel, does it affect everyone? I dont play FF14 anymore but i dont want this channel to get rekt cuz of me

elfin wave
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I wonder if you could transfer the thread OP right

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... no that's stupid, how can you change the original poster

elfin wave
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so i don't accidentally hit it

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since tank LBs are rarely needed

elfin jackal
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Fair enough

elfin wave
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(and again, CANNOT BE CANCELLED)

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elfin wave
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first try! ThumbsUp

elfin jackal
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Oh you were doing miseria?

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Card, glam, or completion?

elfin wave
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Tails

elfin jackal
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Ah

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I went wide and was wrong

elfin wave
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the glam looks R A D tho

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oh cool i got the minyon

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2 for 2 on minyons from dungeons ppenk

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smol trol

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it do look nice tho

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also love the dyable job gear change
ShB: Beat this Extreme
EW: okay just do this serious of quests

elfin jackal
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Not complaining there tbh

elfin wave
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Memoria was actually kinda fun to learn blind

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so when we doing Golbez again

hasty kayak
sterile condor
elfin jackal
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I had a dream where i was probably at bringys house and they had 3 figures of their character except none of them were current and i think at least two were actually made up by the dream cause afaik they were never au ra or changed their miqo into a different miqo

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And also apparently my dream isn't good at detail because when i looked closer the figures were pretty terrible but i only realized that when i woke up

hasty kayak
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honestly that is an incredible dream

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also teeeechnically i do have au ra retainer (and a lala and a guy hroth)

elfin jackal
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The figures were two miqos and an au ra. Dunno why my brain did that.

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... you know the thought ocours that this might be Garlean-inspired. SO2B_sip
i can't shake off the thought of this being some sort of imperial officer-type getup.

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the fact it's from ShB doesn't help

elfin wave
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i forgor what the hell is that building in the distance

elfin wave
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Every spell up to SB minus two on O11

elfin wave
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also got both of Tittyania's spells

elfin wave
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2 man'd CotI but didn't get the spell in either run

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starting to think it might be possible to 2man the rest of the ShB spells

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(Sucks that O11 isn't possible)

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hasty kayak
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! ! ! cant believe i, number one uldah fan, wasnt pinged

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I was debating the ping knowing you'd check the channel anyway

hasty kayak
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dang, busted

elfin wave
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Dammit, the Golden Opputunity guide has one spell I'm missing

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oh yeah btw
THINK FAST

signal sparrow
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Out of the start three places

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Limsa and Gridania better

elfin jackal
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Tbh gridanians kinda take an L in various ways

abstract ibex
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I don't like Uldah

hasty kayak
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moon jail, moon jail for twelve eras >:c

elfin wave
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oh my god is moon jail where the grand company content is?!

sterile condor
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HatPensive we got grand company content... in stormblood i think? i think thats the last time i recall them adding grand company stuff

elfin wave
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ADD 5.0 AND 6.0 LOOT BOXES

hasty kayak
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i wanna see them go off. gimme more ranks. heck, add a turnbased/rt strategy game with controllin squads. we can do this, we have verminion, you can stuff whole other genres in this mmo

elfin wave
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i mean we already have bullet hell

elfin wave
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finally, you can simp in a respectful way

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everyone spamming this emote at g'raha#

elfin jackal
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I hope i get my pc back in time

elfin wave
elfin jackal
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That's nightmare fuel.

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ahhh ishgard
never stop being Problamatic™️

compact ibex
elfin wave
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(M2) yeah, that outfit tracks

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THREE

LINE

DREAM

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good enough! ThumbsUp

hasty kayak
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ayyyyy

elfin wave
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(being one off does irk me lmao)

elfin wave
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diamond weapon ex can suck my nards

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could always try dinging the Exes And Stuff server next time we go at it but the funny thing is the only reason Hi-Devil and I are even trying it is because of Tails
(we spent half an hour trying to beat DIaEX rather than doing dungeons, lmao)

sterile condor
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mewGiggle if you need assistance i'll usually help if i'm not in the office

elfin wave
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i'm writing up a "bounty board" for SB and later content I've finished/got the mount from
My first ever synced EX clear (That wasn't Garuda EX since ARR extremes are a meme) abbreciates to TMB: HC

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(SB and later because there's no point in writing up ARR/HW since it's already 100% done)

hasty kayak
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i still think fondly of hydaelyn ex that was so hype

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even if the lightwaves still scary

elfin wave
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(Spoilering because it does reference content up to 7.1, even if the acronyms are vague)

and D O N E

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also i jsut realised my titling is inconsistent because I'm pretty sure most people don't put "The" for Cloud Deck or Crown of the Immaculate

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Whatever, fixed
Also I presume people use a different acronym for the TMB Extremes, I'm just going with the wiki get off my back

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(Also I went with the order on the wiki, hence why CD Ex is not with the other two Weapon EXes)

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oh my GOD there's TWO CD EXES FUCK

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in hindsight a spreadsheet would have taken less time, methinks

hasty kayak
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but this is a lot more aesthetically pleasin than a spreadsheet hccute

elfin wave
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I should try soloing SD

elfin jackal
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Also the o12s mount is cool and we should farm it when i have my pc back

elfin wave
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I don't think I've tried it since DT dropped, so the 10 levels + gear would make it easier...

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Also ignore the fact I missed out JS EX

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(It doesn't matter, I've cleared it)

elfin jackal
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JS?

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Nvm

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I figured out

elfin wave
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Jade Stoa ye
I was like "Where's Byakko- oh i missed it SanaeDumbass

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Thankfully it's a Photoshop file so I can go back in and modify it easily

elfin jackal
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How does shb have 1 more extreme than sb when Memoria is included and Byakko is not

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Oh

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Monster hunter

elfin wave
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Ye

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never doing that again.

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gets to phase 2 of Shin
meteor
"oh i have to go to the edge right"
gets yeeted off the fucking platform
welcome back to phase 1 bitch

elfin wave
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VICTORY SCREECH.

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get 1v1'd idiot

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would this have gone better/faster with 2 people? probably
do i care? Hell nah. WAR GAMING. YEAHNGNL

rancid laurel
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So my HP is 123426. Drinking one Orange Juice (+1 VIT) gave exactly 30

zinc harness
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I HAVE BEEN SITTING ON THIS DIAGNOSTICS MODULE ON THE MARKET FOR MONTHS

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FINALLY

rancid laurel
zinc harness
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legit the single biggest marketboard sale I've ever made

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was going to try and sell a figment coffer, but the price is dropping too much so I'ma just use it for the Gura glam gunblade

elfin wave
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Hydaelyn Christ why does a table cost that much

hasty kayak
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the eorzean economy is in shambles

sterile condor
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... why does it sell for that much, they're really easy to make

elfin wave
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maybe it's one of those items that people with like 100s of millions of gil use as like, a proxy to the actual gil

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since you can only trade 1m at a time

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insider trading, or something

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well, time to crash the market by taking advantage of my omnicrafter friend

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(ngl it looks kinda sick too)

sterile condor
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Evil i have created a plan to crash the price of it on all european servers

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it will be done

latent vapor
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Most of the price likely comes from the ingredient that can only be obtained in a synched T1.

elfin wave
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Ah. PensiveIllya

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Fucking ARR jank

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this is almost like the Copycat Bulb where the effort to get it is not worth it

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(One day I will get one from a Company Loot Box)

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I mean, I did get that mount once that was worth 3m

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i could honestly just farm Zurvan EX for weapon coffers, convert them to PLD gear (because for some reason, both PLD weapons are worth the same amount of Storm Seals as any other weapon.) and just Go Gambling in some copium fueled bender

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if i do that feel free to kill me

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I think Zurvan would be the fastest. thinkuwu
It's the last HW EX so it gives the best items and I can pretty reliably get him to 0.1% before the phase transition (He can't die before the first transition)

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and unlike the other two Warring Triad, the ADDs phase is after his first transition and by the time he could theoretically fuck off he's already dead, while Sepirot and Sophia have theirs mid-fight.

and like, Bismarck, Thordan and Nidhogg have similar issues. The fastest candidate might be Ravana actually, since you can just turbo murder his ass in 10 seconds.

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(i've done way too much Wonderous Tails HEFSAmeWheeze)

sterile condor
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mewGiggle at that point would running dungeons unsynced and handing in gear not be quicker?

elfin wave
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probably
depends on how many gear drops your average 60 dungeon gives you

sterile condor
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Ellen_nod i have tested and my plan will work

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eepy to be done when i'm less eepy

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i bet i can make like 90mil before the market dies

elfin wave
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i mean, are you able to get those ADS platings?

sterile condor
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Evil merhaps

elfin wave
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How Eyes

sterile condor
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😇

elfin wave
hasty kayak
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am i witnessin mafia dealings penk in OUR ffxiv thread?

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tis more likely than u think

sterile condor
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its always mafia dealings when i'm involved

hasty kayak
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call that an 8-bee-t

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go listen to the m1 cover too, my adored

plucky cairn
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@rancid laurel I need to verify I'm not insane
You hear this too right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFiEjEiSXhE

Uvi

It never stops raining here. Even if you don't see it, it's still raining.

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rancid laurel
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What am I listening for?

plucky cairn
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1 sec

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Am I imagining things?

rancid laurel
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Hmmm....

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It's a little similar

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But it's more of a vibe thing to me

elfin wave
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i'm going to do a hot take

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(6.5 just in case i'm dumb and forgot when P11 dropped) ||i like elidibus more than emet-selch given all we're given up to P11||

hasty kayak
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thats okay, i dont like ||emetnort|| at all

elfin wave
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you can guess a majority of why

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scratch that
it's half music, half sheer vibes

sterile condor
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how do i turn this into vriska discourse

elfin wave
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i was just making sure since i forgor if P9-12 was 6.4 or 6.5

elfin jackal
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Yeah i was just making you remember

plucky cairn
hasty kayak
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i guess? penk is annoyance an improvement over indifference?

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i suppose in some ways it is

plucky cairn
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I mean we did get a character out of it, which is more than what you can say about any of the other ||Ascians|| rdsnrk

elfin wave
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my lala retainer is finally 100

hasty kayak
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my favorite part was when ||varis shot him, that was in fact comedy gold. alas it didnt stick||

elfin jackal
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An extended scene of everyone just watching as he ||rolls down the stairs|| was hilarious

elfin wave
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sent Dorothii on her first 100 venture

elfin jackal
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Nice

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That's not exactly a lala name tho

elfin wave
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do you think i care for canonicity in my retainer names

elfin jackal
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Fair

sterile condor
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wheres the implication youll eat them at the slightest wim

elfin jackal
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Mine are Kikusui and Norrington (on my main). Guess their races.

sterile condor
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FujiTeehee both my retainers have names starting with aa so i can fuck with the market board easier

elfin jackal
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Ah yes, market fraud

hasty kayak
elfin jackal
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First one's right. Wanna guess clan?

elfin wave
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if it's not Xaela i'm blocking you

elfin jackal
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With a name like that?

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It's not a good xaela name.

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Now, Sabu Dotharl, that's a proper xaela name

elfin wave
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i mean i can't talk, i used a default Xaela name and replaced the first letters

elfin jackal
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Meanwhile my other two au ra characters are a raen with a fake name, and a sick viera.

sterile condor
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to be fair, its very very heavily implied in game that its not your retainers actual name, just what theyre called working under you, so just going with whatever name is fitting in canon paissapretty

elfin jackal
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Yeah, but i like going with something that could be the actual name

sterile condor
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id say stated but im in office so cant double check so youll have to be happy with a 99%

elfin wave
#

... wait, DRK gets a second AoE at 40??!?!?

elfin jackal
#

Also Umbras retainers are Henriaux and Robinson

elfin jackal
#

And my thought upon seeing the change was "this is gonna really fuck with people in the middle of that level range"

elfin wave
#

72 to 40

#

so i still have no excuse

#

(my DRK is 81)

elfin jackal
#

Was it 81 at the time of the change?

elfin wave
#

uhhh prolly

#

level 90 gsm with no desynth

#

i craft good

#

also i think i picked up DRK after 6.1 SanaeDumbass

#

speaking of things i should have done yonks ago

#

accidentally a b rank hunt

elfin wave
#

HOLY FUCK FUCKING HOLY CHRIST ON HYDAELYN'S TIDDIES

sour lake
#

Why do we have a tiddies mod alert

rancid laurel
#

I like how this is how we find out about it

sterile condor
elfin wave
#

i'm just
holy moly

#

it's a LOT of gil

sour lake
#

No go ahead and use it

#

In fact, I don't think we should be tracking it

elfin wave
#

Still, didn't mean to trigger a mod alert over a funny malborus

sour lake
#

It's a low priority alert. Doesn't ping anyone

elfin jackal
#

COPYCAT BULB

#

Gonna get the cash or flaunt it?

#

I'd flaunt it

elfin wave
#

rip wallet

elfin jackal
#

Flaunting it is, I approve

elfin jackal
elfin wave
#

yeah but i could have sold it AYAYAcry

elfin jackal
#

Yeah but what could you spend the money on? A copycat bulb, maybe?

elfin wave
#

A medium house

hasty kayak
#

but hc, your house is an antithesis of interior design, would medium size really help?

elfin wave
#

well, i have the 1.2% minyon

hasty kayak
#

lucky as always

#

question is will it replace ysayle?

elfin wave
#

it shall

elfin jackal
#

I still use peridot carbuncle

elfin wave
#

new SMN drip

#

be me
use Teraflare to kill boss
no commends

sterile condor
#

😌 nothing shall replace my various birds or the fox kit

elfin wave
#

well that's a lot of EXP wasted...

elfin wave
#

Wow, the day i get the damn copycat bulb as i'm about to log out someone passes me by with their own
i no longer feel special

elfin jackal
#

The other person is probably thinking "one of us, one of us"

elfin wave
#

"That poor fucker gambling on Eureka"

elfin wave
#

Mutally Assured Destruction

elfin wave
#

nugget finally has a home

elfin jackal
#

Noog!

elfin wave
#

gonna see if i can change him to orange and then put the suzaku barding on him, lol

rancid laurel
#

meanwhile in bizarro land

hasty kayak
#

huh, wacky

elfin wave
#

your poor PC
being in Limsa with player/minion names on

#

Nugget has evolved.

#

His name is now Hotwingz
Say hello to Hotwingz

#

(I would have bred for a child named Hotwingz but I'm already too deep into this nonsense to begin to comprehend Chocobo breeding)

hasty kayak
#

oring

elfin wave
#

and yes, i purely did this because of the Suzaku barding

#

look at how pretty he is

elfin jackal
elfin wave
#

Ah. Well, shit.

#

Ah wait, I have a racing chocobo

elfin jackal
#

Might as well be a different species to race chocobos, with how much the mechanics overlap. Or don't overlap, rather.

#

They don't even eat the same items.

elfin wave
#

Amber Jager, rank 36 boi

elfin jackal
#

Nice

elfin wave
#

still, nice you can even change the colour of your company chocobo

elfin jackal
#

Theoretically race chocobos could be given roegadyn names

elfin wave
#

cut to WoL retiring and giving back the chocobo
"WHY THE FUCK IS HE GREEN?"

elfin jackal
#

I don't think they'd request it back, it's a personal steed

elfin wave
#

it'd be funny though
but yeah ig the saviour of Eorzea/||Etherys/MULTIPLE UNIVERSES|| can have one chocobo for free.

elfin jackal
#

Tbh we did get another one for free too

#

And i think the race chocobo

elfin wave
#

oh yeah the HW one

elfin jackal
#

And with a high enough tier wedding.... well, the wol isn't the one paying for that chocobo

elfin wave
#

shame my in game marriage didn't last until the vow renewal PensiveIllya

elfin jackal
#

Same

elfin wave
#

oh well, I still have the car and CRUISE FUCKIN CHASER for multi seat mounts

#

(The Blackjack is on my bucket list)

elfin jackal
#

I have the car on multiple characters because I'm unhinged

minor sorrel
elfin wave
#

YES HE IS FIRE!

#

"what's your favourite Assassin's Creed game?"

#

Pa pa ya!~

elfin wave
#

wait i didn't finish the melee role quest? ConfusionNGNL

rancid laurel
#

i need to do more role quests

#

so lazy

#

btw are we expecting 7.2 in mid-march?

elfin wave
#

we'll find out on the 7th

#

that's when they'r e talking about 7.2

#

Funny how (Melee role quests DT) ||The topic of glasses comes up while I'm wearing sunglasses myself.||

elfin wave
#

(100 Melee DPS role quest) ||AYYYYY MY SISTER HOW YA BEEEEEEEEEEN||

#

Shenanigans.

#

||Bro you wanted to marry Y'shtola, stay in your own fucking lane.||

#

"Shit like this is why Warriors get so much shade for being dumb."

#

and i had to switch to RPR because of the duty TheSaddest

#

||B O N K||

elfin jackal
#

||i wish the real sadu would hit him like that, might knock some sense into him||

elfin wave
#

ANGERY

elfin wave
hasty kayak
#

every time i see someone's edgy reaper my brain supplies the mental image of my stardew valley-ass rpr with watering can emote and i go "tehee hee hoo"

elfin jackal
#

I like comfy sweater reaper

#

Wish i could glam enshroud tbh

minor sorrel
#

My reaper just uses tonberry glam

elfin wave
#

speaking of DT job glams

elfin wave
#

no commentary needed
looks at wallet with less than 100k gil in it

#

(DT Role Quest Mastery Whatever) ||They can't be all bad, they have a Byakko throne!||

#

I AM RIGHTOUSNESS!
AND RIGHTOUSNESS SHALL PREVAIL!

elfin wave
#

it is a nice painting

elfin wave
#

I'm eyeing my Fantasia...

elfin jackal
#

Fairly sure that's ast exclusive gear

elfin wave
#

I recognise it

#

But... Viera

elfin jackal
#

I wanna say "stay with us, hc"

#

But umbra is a viera who's just looking a bit different on account of being sick

elfin wave
#

I was going to be a Viera originally but free trial didn't have it :c

elfin jackal
#

Honestly umbra is supposed to be a viera but she just looks so good as au ra and it's painful

elfin wave
#

(Well more specifically I didn't own Endwalker at the time)

#

(because Free Trial was unavaliable when i wanted to play FFXIV at first so I bought the starter pack instead of going FT)

rancid laurel
#

Become Lala

elfin wave
#

#BestLalaEU

elfin jackal
#

I read that as "Behold!"

elfin wave
#

i would play her again but that would involve playing ARR as a BLM

elfin jackal
#

I did that with Sabu

#

Even bought her a false mustache to make it clear she's not just sadu with a fake name

rancid laurel
#

I'm so used to Lala that playing any other race is jarring due to the perspective change

elfin jackal
#

Makes sense

#

I've never had that

rancid laurel
#

Lala feels ZOOMY

elfin wave
#

Yeeeeeeeeee

elfin jackal
#

I think the only time I've played lala was in the healer role quest in shb

elfin wave
#

something about the way the hood covers the face is cool to me

#

oh my god EMILE FROM NIER?

#

it's LOVELY to see me you say?

#

Gossipy Citizen: What? A botanist will duel an Ishgardian knight at the Greatloam Growery!? Don't tell me they're fighting over you!?
am i being flirted with? eyeshake

elfin jackal
#

No they just think it makes for a more compelling narrative

elfin wave
#

VPR is like crack

#

at 100 you get a NINE HIT COMBO

rancid laurel
#

Man, Astrologian is such a busy healer

elfin wave
#

even with the rework it's AAAAAAAAAAA

#

You think it's bad now back in Endwalker the cards were random.

#

and there was a whole fucking mechanic where you had to match up different symbols to power up a buff

#

For some reason I feel like jobs in EW/DT are simpler than the ones introduced in older expansions... thinkuwu

#

or maybe DPS is actually simpler than Tank and I'm biased because I play the one tank job that requires negative brain cells.

#

SPEAKING OF I maDe this fancy chart :3

#

which barely affects gameplay and is more of a Vibe Type Thing
But it's just something I noticed thinkuwu
It's like this was intentional to give WAR a counterpart in ShB since DRK was PLD's counterpart, in a sense

elfin jackal
#

I seem to like emotion driven tanks

elfin wave
#

Like the top part is more of a Vibe based on their job quests while the left part is more apparent in gameplay
It's just something I've noticed and wanted to visualise

elfin jackal
#

Screw your honor, am angy

elfin wave
#

Hell, the DRK questline has you commit a justified murder within 5 minutes

elfin jackal
#

Less about honor, more about justice

elfin wave
#

meanwhile GNB is like "Vengeance is gay, do the honourable thing, bitch"

elfin jackal
#

Well if vengeance is gay then I'm gonna do it

elfin wave
#

HELL YEAH

elfin jackal
#

Question is who to commit vengeance against

elfin wave
#

(funny i say that when my PFP is literally a character Too Angry To Die)

elfin jackal
#

....I'm thinking the wandering dramaturge, he should get to know the answer to the question "what would it feel like to eat your own nose"

sterile condor
#

class design has got increasingly simplified over time, including the classes that released in early expansions

elfin jackal
#

I remember when attacks applied "x resistance down" to enemies

#

Now they just hit them

sterile condor
#

namazu_burn viva la slashing debuff

elfin jackal
#

I remember the piercing one more clearly because i played a fair bit of dragoon at that time

elfin wave
sterile condor
#

mewGiggle yeah, the bard+ dragoon combo was everpresent, but since ninja was all but mandatory at the time for anywhere near meta comps there was always a slashing debuff

elfin jackal
elfin wave
#

*manic screaming and Superbolide mashing*

elfin jackal
#

Dragoon wasn't my main in sb, it was my secondary, smn being my main didn't work much with resistance debuffs

sterile condor
#

what you on about, they got 10% bonus damage on there auto attacks from blunt debuffs Ellen_nod

#

as did whm and sch, though astro deals slashing damage UraWheeze

elfin jackal
#

I was not good at the game at the time so it didn't really occur to me to book the enemies

sterile condor
#

its honestly almost never worth, some of the healers straight up do 1 damage with aa's now

#

i think its sch that doesnt? its honestly pretty random which none-melee classes do and dont

elfin jackal
#

Smn still does actual damage with autos, hilariously

#

Cause arcanist has strength growth per level

sterile condor
#

smn does, rdm doesnt despite having a sword

elfin jackal
#

Rdm doesn't have that strength growth

#

But it's also funny how smn autos seem more useful than smn physick

sterile condor
#

i know, but aesthetically and because they used to buff phys damage they look like they should

elfin jackal
#

Yeah

elfin wave
#

smacks the enemy harder with the book

#

Carbuncle: "The fuck am i doing here then"

elfin wave
#

(Side note: GIVE US BAHAMUT/PHOENIX EGIS)

elfin jackal
#

Carbuncle: also hits enemy with a book

#

I'd love some customization options for smn that mean something above level 84 or whatever

#

Cause the big primal summons just ignore egi glams

elfin wave
#

the fucking HW relic for SMN literally has dfragon wings and we still can't have perma dragon summon

#

hell, SMN has TWO dragons now

elfin jackal
#

Imagine if we got a bahamut carbuncle glam and it's just carbuncle but with wings tied to it with visible string

#

........
I actually really want that now

elfin wave
#

"master please love me, i have wings now"
"IT'S NOT THE SAME!"
yeet

elfin jackal
#

My idea is more that the summoner was dressing up their pet for fun

elfin wave
#

Whatever happened to Alphi's carbuncle

elfin jackal
#

Dissipation

elfin wave
#

Great, Khloe must have ran out of tails

elfin wave
#

i love blind progging extremes

elfin jackal
#

But wait

#

There's more

elfin wave
elfin wave
#

COMBAT MINER LET'S GOOOO

elfin wave
#

diamond down

elfin wave
elfin wave
coarse rapids
#

Yorrrrrrrr

minor sorrel
#

So finally, after 20+ years, WoW is adding player housing to the game. They made a post today explaining some philosophies and the 'pillars' of what housing is going to be

#

And FF14 got called the fuck out

#

As a part of our focus on wide adoption, we wanted to ensure that Housing is available to everyone. If you want a house, you can have a house. No exorbitant requirements or high purchase costs, no lotteries, and no onerous upkeep (and if your subscription lapses, don’t worry, your house doesn’t get repossessed!)

dark jacinth
#

Next patch comes out in late march

#

Can’t link because of the rule but here is the art for it

elfin wave
#

QARN REWORK ChillBar_clap

dark jacinth
#

It looks very cyberpunk themed also anime

elfin wave
#

yeah that's the second half of 7.0 for you

#

probably a bad idea to be watching it if you're not caught up with MSQ

#

but skipping around, the general gist is:

new MSQ stuff
new Trial
new dungeon
new raid tier
N E W T O M E S T O N E S (the gear grind begins all over again)

dark jacinth
#

I haven’t played in ages. I do need to get back to the game

elfin wave
#

The good news is that M4 won't be limited to one weapon part a week
the bad news is nobody's going to be fucking running M4 once 7.2 drops KoishiWhat

dark jacinth
#

You might get some anime mounts HC if they make them

hasty kayak
#

....blade this in an anime mmo

#

you just described 87% of mounts

elfin wave
#

WHY IS GEAR SO SUFFERING

hasty kayak
#

and the cyberpunk vibes would not be surprisin to you if ya actually played penk

elfin wave
#

i went through the 7.1 dungeon and only one thing of Scouting dropped

hasty kayak
elfin wave
#

i would like to be somewhat decent stats with YOR- I mean VPR

#

there is a new Allied Society, not sure about Firmament equivilant

hasty kayak
#

NEW ALLIED SOCIETY AND YA DONT BOTHER MENTIONING IT??????

#

hclegend c o m e o n you should be aware i live for this stuff

elfin wave
#

dunno if it's crafting or gathering

#

I GOT P11 IN ROULETTE 😭
A G H FLEETING MOMENT MY BELOVED

dark jacinth
elfin wave
#

I WILL STOP SIMPING FOR P11 WHEN IT STOPS BEING PEAK

#

SO NEVER

#

O H M Y G A H

#

that sword is peak edge
glams over it with Ruby Weapon weapon

#

i might actually cap GNB today.

#

which will be nice for variety's sake if nothing else AliceJoy

#

OhISee they've talked about the new Borzja/Eureka too and (7.2)
||B E S E R K E R||

#

(Pelupelu) THEY FLY NOW?!?

dark jacinth
#

HC what would you
Like to run with me and Bringi when we play?

elfin wave
dark jacinth
#

Could do some dungeons or daily roulettes.

elfin jackal
#

Ive been unable to play almost all of 7.1 rip

dark jacinth
#

@hasty kayak how often are you available for XIV? So I know when we can play

hasty kayak
hasty kayak
#

only just started II really but im sure i will, thank you

dark jacinth
rancid laurel
#

Oh huh there was a live letter

elfin wave
#

yup yup!

#

Big thing is the Field Operation thingy, along with your bog standard MSQ, Trial and raid tier

elfin wave
#

LETS GOOOOO

#

MORE EXPLOSIONS

MORE EXPLOSIOOOOONS

elfin wave
#

@hasty kayak One more thing I missed
||WE GONNA HAUNT THE MOON B A Y B E E E E E||

hasty kayak
#

||moon's haunted min||

elfin jackal
#

Astronaut: "moons haunted"
Nasa: "what"
Astronaut, putting on ghost costume: "moons haunted"

elfin wave
#

well, i've been putting off MIN for a good reason ChillBar_thumbsup

elfin wave
elfin jackal
#

Several hells

elfin wave
elfin jackal
#

Just making a ton of danger soup

elfin wave
#

and yes i spent like
an hour last night in the north shroud massacering bats with VPR

#

i needed their blood for a specific recipe
and i still can't quickcraft dyes TheSaddest

#

but worth it for that dark green SMN dye ThumbsUp

#

It's Almost Passabele!™️

elfin jackal
#

Lizard

elfin wave
#

thinkuwu what's the difference between "Recast" and "Charge Time"?

elfin jackal
#

Really just if the ability has charges or not

#

Abilities with charges basically have no recast time

elfin wave
#

ahhh, yeah makes sense now
Aurora and Trajectory on GNB for instance

#

-# least deserved triple comm

#

-# was probably a 3 person party given the healer and one of the DPS knew each other tbh

#

queues up for Trial roulette as SGE for bonus
Garuda
"oh this'll be easy"
Garuda (Hard)
Oh no... I might have to focus for more than 0.5-
dies as the adds spawn, lmao

elfin jackal
#

Garuda normal isn't in trials roulette

elfin wave
#

yeah it took me a minute to remember "Oh right the normals are in levelling"

elfin jackal
#

Could have been worse, could have been mentor roulette

#

Garuda: "Now fall"
The entire EX party: does that

elfin wave
#

me having done Garuda EX synced

#

Nowdays it wouldn't be so bad but this was back when I didn't even have WAR at 90 (So long, LONG before I even became a passable tank)

elfin jackal
#

Yeah i did it as a sprout

#

And sometimes as a mentor

sterile condor
#

honestly garuda ex is one of the fine ex's in mentor roulette nowdays if you're a tank

elfin wave
#

oh noooo my 15 tomestones oh heliwhatever

#

whatever shall i do other than shrug and get on with Pelupeluprogressprogress

#

Peluproggies

#

(7.1 MSQ I KNOW WHAT A SHOCK)
Part of me wants to pick the first response.
A MUCH LARGER PART WANTS THE SECOND.

#

||TRAIN PUUUUUUNS||

#

smug Harqujin noises

#

"Hey, it sounds like you're being an idiot. Have you tried avoiding that?"

  • Harqujin, probably
#

headcanon: my new drip is a result of this.

#

||WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HORNS?||

#

lmao, here i thought it would only be au ra called out

#

... Yeah I'm not risking being late to the raid, sorry Koana i have prior plans havefunwiththegiantmurdermachine

elfin jackal
#

Yeah i looked the part

elfin wave
#

(7.1 solo duty) ||THIS IS YOUR LAST TESTAMENT-looking aaaa||

elfin wave
#

great prompt

#

||oh my god i just noticed the little Outrunner decoration, that's adorable||

#

AH WHY DID YOU HAVE TO POINT IT OUT I FELT SMART FOR A SECOND TheSaddest

#

||M Y B O I||

#

oh god is 7.2 going to be ||return to the trauma dump that is Living Memory|| FubukiPain

#

||Zoraal Ja, Father of the Year: "NO, I CAN'T RAISE A SON! I CAN'T PAY CHILD SUPPORT EITHER, I HAVE A NATION TO BURN TO THE GROUND!"||

hasty kayak
elfin wave
#

||EXCUSE. THE FUCK. ME?!?!?||

#

||YOUR ASS SHOULD BE IN LIVING MEMORY.
AS IN ERASED. GONE. TO ASHES. NOT EVEN A THANOS JOKE. BITCH I KICKED YOUR ASS TEN WAYS TO SUNDAY...
... wait is the Ex canon? is she only alive because the Wandering Minstrel sang about her and i didn't do it because > le fuck that||

hasty kayak
#

and there it is

#

"boi, what a post-dt msq, eh?"
"wol its patch 7.1"

#

seriously though what the fuck

elfin wave
#

||... God dammit, not again. Sigh
I stopped ONE aetherial mass unaliving, do I need to do another already?||

#

||Also add another to the regicide counter!||

hasty kayak
#

ok hc but did u chuckle at this one (safe for u) #1032731043041640488 message

#

bc that was the one (1) bright spot of the patch penk

elfin wave
#

||Why am I... So polygonal?||

#

yayyyyyy now i have to wait a month...

hasty kayak
#

i bring back an old meme

elfin wave
#

so RAMPANT SPECULATION TIME BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(7.2 theory) ||Whoever popped up in Living Memory is the real Sphene. Not the one we've been exposed to this whole time, but the OG from the Alexandria dungeon||

hasty kayak
#

i do still wanna know tho. whats up with waves hand all that at the end. is it ||backup simulation? a primal? some ascian we forgot about?||

elfin wave
#

my one point is that ||we never see her in the dungeon itself, only hear her voice and IN THEORY SHE COULD HAVE SURVIVED THE PURGE OF MEMORIES||
but you know

elfin wave
hasty kayak
#

#1032731043041640488 message looks like this was my best guess right after seein that

elfin wave
#

am in SHAMBLES

#

SHAMBLES I SAY

hasty kayak
#

shambles indeed

#

they did my baby boi so dirty.... if this is start of his villain arc i will cry

elfin wave
#

well, with that
IT'S AXE TIME

#

||if i get Alexandria after this i will call rigged and shenanigans||

#

also i need to speedrun weeklies because my sub expires this week and i am UP SHIT CREEK money wise

#

reminds me, should visit my estate to reset the timer

#

called it.

sterile condor
#

oh i get it

#

its the golden land

elfin wave
#

also just to confirm: ||Alexandria is still peak dungeon||

elfin wave
#

SHINY SWORD GUNBLADE MY DIAMOND!

elfin jackal
#

I thought 7.1 was alright, until that last quest, which just seemed bs

elfin wave
#

5/7 of these draconic fuckas.

#

I'll probably get the Hades one through Tomestones and the SoS one...

elfin wave
#

sauce: Igarashi7seven on That Site™️

#

I'm naming my next Swablu Meteion

elfin jackal
#

Entelechy

elfin wave
elfin jackal
#

I still prefer twinning

elfin wave
#

Still a worthy challenger to the throne

#

High-tier Yakuza vibes

sterile condor
#

inferno jacket rerun

#

nothing else of much interest

#

wait, no, falcon is on there, that hasnt been available since a stormblood event ~~thread lists it as preorder for stormblood incorrectly ~~

#

now i gotta find a new raremount to flex

hasty kayak
#

treasure troves my ADORED

latent vapor
sterile condor
#

paissapretty oh in that case im a massive liar

#

mewGiggle i dont really care about the earrings, but i'll get them anyway

elfin wave
#

U WOT
i thought it was underway...

#

that's like 80% of the reason i immediately resubbed when i got paid

hasty kayak
#

next tuesday pat pat

#

not quite as far off

#

i shall use it to level blm since queues will be hopefully faster with more players

#

...but for now more medieval adventure

rancid laurel
#

lol that's 4 figment coffers

sterile condor
#

little ladies glam is kinda cunty

rancid laurel
zinc harness
#

Oh my god, finally a pair of boots that will blend perfectly with the High House Breeches

elfin wave
#

Oh Thancred you card you.
||pain and suffering intensifies||

elfin wave
#

hoggie

elfin wave
#

"Expert" Roulette:

elfin jackal
#

I don't recognize that floor

elfin wave
#

7.1 dungeon

elfin jackal
#

Midboss?

#

You see the floor so little during that fight

elfin wave
#

ye

stark dragon
#

That dungeon annoys me so much. Second boss kills me like half the time.

elfin wave
#

awwww fuuuuck

#

oh neat

elfin wave
#

So I need a total of... 150 Tomestones.
I have 10.

elfin jackal
elfin wave
#

Suppose it's a marathon and not a sprint

#

Just have to keep up with the dailies Shrug

elfin wave
#

rate my DRK

minor sorrel
#

needs moar green

elfin jackal
#

The green knight

#

Wasn't that an arturian myth

minor sorrel
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I think so? And a movie from the last 5-ish years

elfin wave
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I like the Emerald Weapon... weapon.

elfin wave
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Music Video by THE PRIMALS performing " Give It All ".
Recorded on New album " THE PRIMALS Live in Japan - Darkest Before Dawn [Blu-ray] ".

「Give It All ~至天の座アルカディア:ライトヘビー級~」 THE PRIMALS Ver.のMusic Videoです。

≪収録アルバム≫
THE PRIMALS Live in Japan - Darkest Before Dawn[Blu-ray]
Official Website: https://sqex.to/wbCcA

Video Director: Takumi Moriya...

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hasty kayak
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<@&1128722919405650000> hiiii, i wanted to ask if any of yall have party plans for the HoH run yet for the mog event. if not, do ya play together? im free to get started on it today/tonight, or at any later point

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5 peeps for 4 slots, but im kiinda assumin tam already made plans with the fc? of course if not im always down to have ya

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ill be real i just dont wanna solo it ponknothoughtsheadempty

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but also excuse to hang out wohoo

sterile condor
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mewGiggle my plan was "summon mackis, fuck it we ball, weve done way dummer"

plucky cairn
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Definitely happy to yolo it in a group rather than opening a guide and actually learning to do HoH solo

elfin wave
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THE HADES MOUNT MUST BE MINE AT ANY COST

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(i mean i have like 30 tomestones already so i could just be patient but i like HoH)

elfin jackal
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I only have plans to do it on my main but I'd love to join in

sterile condor
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my fuck it we ball strat will be actioned separately salute

elfin wave
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What would be a fun job to run at 70? thinkuwu

elfin jackal
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Starts with an F

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And ends with an Ell cleave

rancid laurel
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Steel Cyclone!

elfin wave
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please don't feed my WAR addiction

rancid laurel
elfin jackal
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Who said anything about yours

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I call dibs

hasty kayak
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oki doki @elfin wave @plucky cairn @elfin jackal, are ya free to hop on n do some hoh? i am on phantom, or i can move, yalls call (sorry chip perchance another time, hope u n mackis's run goes well thumbs_up )

plucky cairn
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I'm on, I'll hop over on phantom

elfin wave
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uhhhhhhhh sure

plucky cairn
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It's honestly less of a hassle to move DC than to move over on Zodiark, less loading screens involved

elfin wave
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how do i move dc again

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figured it out nvm

hasty kayak
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@elfin jackal poke poke just in case u havent seen the first ping

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guess kay unfortunately got busy pawnk it do be like that sometimes. @sterile condor so aaah eto bweh that offer is on the table again penk we're on phantom

sterile condor
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mewGiggle unfortunatly i need to make myself no longer a stinky gamer and already booked with mackis

hasty kayak
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got it, food luck ponksalute

plucky cairn
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chip when they are told food luck

hasty kayak
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shush

signal sparrow
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I think she was quite tired when I last spoke to her this morning

elfin jackal
elfin wave
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SPEEN first try baybeee

plucky cairn
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I was the only one with a death because of a dumb move, went down painless enough

elfin wave
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LIMSA MY FRAMES AAAAA

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dragon acquire

sterile condor
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CatJam took like 30-40 minutes to 2 person the hoh

plucky cairn
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We took a bit more because we started at lvl 1 for safety reason, since most of us were on the low side for the aetherpool gear

elfin wave
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that and SOMEONE kept running into landmines

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-# me, i was the landmine runner

elfin wave
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reusing descriptions, smh

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WHY CAN MY RETAINER FIND TOMESTONE GEAR

sterile condor
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they cleared savage

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or cleared someone who cleared savage

elfin wave
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THEY'RE A MINER

hasty kayak
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a pickaxe has a pointy end

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if u knock a boss juuuust right on the skull once it goes poof

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frankly i really dont think we pay retainers enough

elfin wave
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are you fucking-

hasty kayak
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pat pat

elfin wave
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LES GOOOOOOOOOO

elfin wave
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wouldn't it be funny if i did unlock Mentor Roulette, hahahaha

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oh god i really am qualified

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yeah that tracks

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i think the majority of these are Guildhests tho

elfin jackal
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I don't think guildhests are ???

elfin wave
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Well yeah, because I never unlocked them ElysiaWink

hasty kayak
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minions friends, which staff better?

elfin wave
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I AM ON CURRENT CONTENT LET ME IIIIIIIN

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told you it was Guildhests

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"How funny would it be if I got a ShB trial"

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god that fight is STILL so fun

elfin wave
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well ig i'm done for today

minor sorrel
hasty kayak
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oof

elfin wave
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Pretty decent run of Roulettes, not a fan of Orbonne Monastery anyway.

hasty kayak
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man i wish i got orbonne monastery....

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i really like that one, thundergod my so so so adored

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COME, SHOW ME MORE! THE HEARTS OF MEN ARE BLACK WITH CORRUPTION AND MUST BE CLEANSED! AND NOW THE SCALES WILL TIP!

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but nooo instead i had CT and third thordan trial in a row

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did you know there exist other trials? no. only thordan. suffer

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at least blm is 75 now

elfin wave
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look his voice is sexy, i just hate Ultima

elfin wave
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i can't tell if this icon is a blessing or a curse

elfin jackal
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It's a curse

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I always have mine turned off

rancid laurel
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I was too lazy to re obtain mine

elfin jackal
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Re obtain?

rancid laurel
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At some point the requirements changed like 5 years ago

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But it's been so long I don't really remember much

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So I might be mistaken on what exactly happend/changed

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But at some point I no longer have mentor status

sterile condor
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mewGiggle the mentor crown is nice to have on if:
1.its not the crafting crown since its requirements are so low, most people that have it on are just sprouts that cant have a sprout anymore
2. you actually help people when asked
3. your doing some dumb bullshit like mentor roulette

elfin jackal
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I have just 3

rancid laurel
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Oh I think it's because there's a number of EX fights I've not done

elfin jackal
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That's just required for roulette

elfin wave
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the one thing that changed is that a fellow GNB asked me to MT M4

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and maybe it's the Golbez PTSD but I didn't fuck up Shadow's Sabbath!

elfin jackal
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M4N?

elfin wave
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Of course, do you think I'd try Savage?

elfin jackal
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....what happens in sabbath again?

elfin wave
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(I mean, I haven't even done any Savages past SB and even then, unsynched)

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half arena rectangles based on where the funny cube is facing

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i always lapse on one of them

elfin jackal
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Ah

rancid laurel
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Hm maybe I'm mistaken seashellthinking

elfin wave
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Two ShB Trials in a row

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AH THANKS FOR THE RIME KISSED BLADES, ||HADES||

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ah actually, the two ShB trials in a row makes sense

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they're Mogtome related

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i love playing DRK at 80 (i have no fucking idea what i'm doing)

elfin wave
elfin wave
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wow i got the GNB and DRK achieevos on the same day, lol

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dat 30 level diff be fr fr

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ah that makes... more sense

minor sorrel
hasty kayak
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"enjoying being in ul´dah for a quest again, baskin in little ladies day aesthetics, then boom. ||love cut short from terminal illness||"

elfin wave
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i'm so pretty~

hasty kayak
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holy shit thats awesome, caught four bards performin in the glam

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awww even coordinated names n stuff

elfin jackal
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definitely a band

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a greek myth themed band

signal sparrow
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I still dunno how bringy got addicted to this game….

elfin jackal
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they're further in the story than you are

signal sparrow
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Shhhhh

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No one needs to know that

rancid laurel
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I love Little Lady's Day and I'm so glad it's a thing in 14

stark dragon
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Little Ladies' Day is basically 14 saying: "Women and girls are awesome. So many women and girls are awesome. They're princesses, they're cool, kick ass, and we honor them." It's like Disney calling all girls princesses, but without the super overt "Buy our shit!" all over it.

elfin jackal
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Kinda wish they called me a princess more tbh

elfin wave
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Wau. Someone solo'd O12S as a DRK.

elfin wave
hasty kayak
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ugh, i understand black mage (freshly 80) in theory, but the actual practice.... pawnk how does one even fit three fire iv and fire cast into 15 seconds. i keep droppin my astral umbral when im focusin on the fight, and gettin hit by mechanics when im tunneling on rotation pawnk

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also why in the heck doesnt blizzard just upgrade to blizzard iv at level 58? the second you hit 58, blizzard, as far as i can tell, becomes obsolete? we could have one less button to worry about placing on hotbar

elfin wave
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reasons

sterile condor
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its been that way since stormblood(?) at least the reason it wasnt upgraded back then is because there were incredibly niche times you'd want blizzard over blizzard iv, but even 1 reason to use blizzard means that you cant just leave it

elfin wave
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7.2 preview is live

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(7.2 spoilers, obviously)

hasty kayak
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oooh gimme

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(7.2) ||suzaku is a new unreal? i dont go there but i hope they give ppl peak ddr experience||

elfin wave
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That was easy.

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spend two dozen hours mastering BLU
or go fishing for ten minutes

hasty kayak
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i would like to get into blu, but i have no clue what the rotation looks like. i have all there spells now but how do i string them together

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i only fulfilled that bc the only combo i remember is the "ram voice ultrasound fuck you"

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which is good enough for round one

elfin wave
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for me it's "scream while p[ressing every single OGCD until everything around me is dead"

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alsternatively use nightbloom and being mortal to flashbang everyone around you

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i might mess with the new Unreal, having done the original Ex both solo and with Hi-Devil

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and yes i had to do it as BLU for a spell

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"spell"
pulls out move straight out of fucking Jojo

sterile condor
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mewGiggle blu mage isn't that complex, its an offglobal weaving class, keep casting main class, cast off globals off cooldown, keep damage buff up

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align things with burst window if they're close enough

sterile condor
plucky cairn
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I would like to learn that one, maybe we could do a detour

sterile condor
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even if the ex group doesnt, hit me up and i'll join/teach you it if i'm free Ellen_nod

hasty kayak
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id be also down for it

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though from what i recall ||it doesnt have as much ddr...||

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i should play dancer again sometimes

sterile condor
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best ex's on content

  1. pool of tribute, parrying that shit was hype and plenty of times to use passage of arms
  2. jade stoa, lots of fun, babies first bullet hell, easy enough i taught a lot of people ex's through it, and hard enough to not be trivial (like seat of sacrifice)
    3.shinryu was a party finder killer on content lots of fun and cool mechanics, tal snaked me to clear with someone else and i have not let them live it down since Ellen_nod
  3. cloud deck, funky arena go brr
  4. ||worqor lar dor|| (spoilered cus current expac) breaks the sameness that a lot of more modern ex's have
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in writing this i do realise that stormblood is once again my fav expac for even more than i realised

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long live stormblood

hasty kayak
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another stormblood enjoyer????????

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how did i not know this

sterile condor
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twicrazy i was around in stormblood, eureka was my shit

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also it was the era with the best class design

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and a lot of really good raids

elfin jackal
hasty kayak
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beloved

elfin wave
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you ever just chug soup

elfin wave
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looks like i'm playing DRK next raid

sterile condor
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mewGiggle feel free, though warrior is the simplest tank

elfin wave
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haaaaahaaaaa noooooo

sterile condor
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mewGiggle as in you dont believe it or worry for the other tanks?

rancid laurel
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I need 3 more commendations

elfin wave