Final Fantasy 14

[elfin wave]

SAY IT IN RED THAT IT'S NOT

[sterile condor]

alas i'm not a witch, i can flip the chessboard to see things from your perspective if that helps

[elfin wave]

||"Royality went crazy, we're dealing with more goddamn immortal and your brother's dead.
Oh by the way, Zoraal Ju is dead and he had a son, congratulations on becoming uncle!"||

[hasty kayak]

(7.1) THEY DID NOOOOT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD. ||oh i am in the trenches. on the floor. oh no. oh no. oh no. oh this is absolutely fucking devastating. ||

i know i already posted shinji in a chair but its so much worse now

with emphasis

[elfin wave]

to what i said above

[hasty kayak]

someone contact tataru we are opening a therapy clinic

oh my fucking hydaelyn

oh i have to see everyone's reaction to this because i am just going thru it

||i swear if this is a beginning of his villain arc-||

screaming. screaming. screaming. i know i shouldnt expect breeziness from msq but what the fuuuuuuuuck

||shale you done fucked up. kindly consider reviewing voice recordins before letting the baby hear them-||

[elfin wave]

||WELL I'LL BE A MAMOOL JA'S UNCLE!||

[hasty kayak]

*gulool

(7.1) buddy i really doubt that

[elfin wave]

shuuuush

[hasty kayak]

(7.1) YEAH. needed and deserved

frankly ||the baby is handling this way better than me||

id be in shambles. am in shambles

????????????

?????

um. what

(7.1) oh im sorry, ||im fairly sure i murdered you. hello??||

okay so what are our options. ||a primal? backup unit?|| did i finally hit the peak of madness and started hallucinating beyond drk questline?

what is this paaaatch

(7.1) ||friccin lil brain manipulators waaaaaaugh||

(7.1) .... ma´am im ||pretty sure thats just the same solution again||

okay so im callin ||some aether-tech computer goin bonkers, possibly thanks to the operatin government, possibly thanks to people's belief/despair||

i am goin to flip

(7.1) so back to ||cyberpunk dystopia-||

(7.1) ||ominous ending there, okay go cook||

eyyy n thats the endin screen

good news, i can do this one without spoilers

hold on this is better

[elfin jackal]

i did the alliance raids

it's

feisty

[elfin wave]

lmao

nooooo i don't wanna go back to ||Skydeep||

the final boss there is meeeeean :(

[elfin jackal]

||dw, maulskull already learned his lesson||

[hasty kayak]

yeah ill have to save alliance raid for tomorrow bc m a n what the hell msq

reeling

[elfin wave]

my armoury chest is weeping

[minor sorrel]

Made funnier with JP audio because ||he says oji-san. Which is close to ojii-san which I believe means grandfather? Or at least Oji-san can be used to address someone far older than Koana is ||

[elfin wave]

[minor sorrel]

(I believe Gen can clarify that? I forget who understands Japanese)

[hasty kayak]

ixrec who doesnt play ff14

[sterile condor]

THE NEW FACEWEAR IS SUPER CUTE LETS GOOOOO

😌 the oval reading glasses+elegant rimless glasses are both great and will only set you back 160k mgp combined

[sterile condor]

i got all but the 2 map drop eyewear, and then logged out without doing msq

[elfin wave]

pain

[elfin wave]

Healer Role quest down!

(Melee DPS RQ) lmao, accurate

[hasty kayak]

i rlly enjoyed melee rolequest, def my favorite of the bunch

[elfin wave]

||"Koana I appreciate the effort, but did you really need to include the damn horn?"||

[elfin wave]

i think i'm stupid
so i'm messing with the glamour outfit thing and i even pulled up a video that explicitly said the outfit pieces are still seperately selecgable, it's just the the outfit as a whole takes up one slot instead of 5 (or whatever amount of pieces it has) and it took me a while to parse that while LOOKING AT THE ITEMS IN MY GLAMOUR DRESSER THAT I HAD STORED AS OUTFITS

the difference, btw

It does suck you need the full outfit to store it because there's certain sets I'm missing parts of but I'll make do and at worst, I'll run around and pick up the other stuff When I Can™️

yknow i think the game doesn't like it when i solo dungeons

oh, it still works, lmao

[elfin wave]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37gaWZwENxk&t=0s

i suppose there's the free Fantasia I can pick up there too

[sterile condor]

ye

[elfin wave]

Heh, ain't that a throwback to Job quests long past

"Oh hey Harq, how's the SMN business-"
"I CAN SUMMON TWO BAHUMATS NOW."

[hasty kayak]

"hum de dum, doin the society queeeests"
society quest:

[plucky cairn]

Ok this weekend I plan to come back and actually work on completing a few quests I left behind

And also checking out the new raid

I just have too many good games to play

[hasty kayak]

sudden tone swerves my questionably adored

[elfin wave]

i have done so much MSQ progress

(none)

I NEED MY DYABLE ARTIFACT GEAR

"Hc do you even want to play SGE in current content?"
hah no

armor pretty tho

[elfin jackal]

history be like

[elfin wave]

I MISS THE ||SOLUTION NINE|| THEME PLS BRING IT BACK

"you can just listen to it on YouTube"
It's not the saaaaaame

[hasty kayak]

well go msq

"bringina thats fuckin rich comin from you of all people"

[elfin wave]

(99) ||It'd be funny if I just skipped the gear entirely||

[hasty kayak]

okay point taken but listen. 7.1 is BONKERS

[elfin wave]

OH MY GOD IT'S HOW FAR

i think that's enough msq for toda- PUT THE GUN DOWN I'M JOKING

but i'm using the cruise chaser mount

FORWARD AND BACK AND FORWARD AND BACK

you know what? fuck you.
cruises your chaser https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZqTu-cc89Q

ok so (99) ||why did Zarool Ja get access to the gate? is it because he was the Dawnservant's son at the time? and now by succession, Gurool Ja is the rightful king?

is all confusing since like how does the system "know" the blood line?||

ehhhh throws up hands
it's magitek, ain't gotta explain shit

[hasty kayak]

ill be honest i already forgot details of that

[elfin wave]

i just realised the artifact gear has sick tats

[hasty kayak]

(alliance raid) oh im sorry, ||have you considered professional glam help?||

[elfin wave]

||I don't know if two or three is the more appropriate response.||

like ||yeah the joke-ey answer is very Harq but also like, things are ramping up and her found family could find themselves in danger without her help||

THE CHOICES

[hasty kayak]

i think i went with 1

[elfin wave]

right let's see this new area you've been crowing about

||THIS IS FUCKING YELLOW AURMAROT||

[plucky cairn]

The last area is just straight up evil

[hasty kayak]

extremely so

prepare plenty of liquids to stave off dehydration

[elfin jackal]

don't do that the war set is cool

[elfin jackal]

because he had the key to the door

[elfin jackal]

yeah i didn't find it all that original

[elfin wave]

it's... so... so... beautiful...

i'm not crying already, fuck you

[hasty kayak]

and into the queue we gooo

oh okay

im not used to short queues this is weird

[elfin wave]

i think i'm ready for this, past the first gut punch

god it's so pretty

[neat plaza]

[elfin wave]

||You have your path and I have mine.
It's truly a shame it has to come to this, but I understand your motive, even if I don't agree with it.||

haha
haha
Haha
haha
||i hate being right||

||yayyyy, i saw that coming a mile away
fun, i get to commit genocide against Heaven and destroy a lot of innocent people along the way||

i'm not sleeping with a clear concsience any time soon!

||I DON'T CARE HOW YOU TRY TO WORK YOUR WAY AROUND IT, THIS IS FUCKING GENOCIDE.||

||I suppose if you squint really hard you can make the justification that certain Endless don't want to be trapped in a gilded cage and simply want to move on to the aetherial sea... But still, big moral ick, me no like, get me off Yoshi P's Wild Ride||

||STOP SHOWING ME THESE HAPPY ENDLESS ENJOYING THEIR AFTERLIFE THIS IS NOT MAKING THE WHOLE GENOCIDING HEAVEN THING ANY EASIER||

[hasty kayak]

pat pat It'll Get Worse

So Much Worse

im capitalizing so you get its a big deal

[elfin wave]

On a lighter note (Because I feel like this is going to go into Turbo Depression extremely quickly) nice callback!

[hasty kayak]

so, that alliance raid huh? sweats i spent a good half of it dead

[elfin wave]

heh ||you can swim in the canals||

we take our levity where we can get it

||Where did she go?||
THAT BODES WELL, totally not ||a sign of the aether shortage causing Endless to fucking disappear suddenly and randomly or anything!||

[coarse rapids]

[elfin wave]

LEVITY: ||Romantic gondola ride with G'raha Tia ||

[neat plaza]

ha, surely

[elfin wave]

||EMOTIONAL GUT PUNCH||

DAMMIT ||TRUCK KUN DON'T MAKE ME FEEL THINGS||

[hasty kayak]

i think hc is goin to be comatose by the end of night....

(scary last map. scary. horrid things incoming)

[elfin wave]

||IS THIS KARMA FOR THE ROMANTIC GONDOLA RIDE JOKE||

||should have left your twink ass in the Crystal Tower. I am very upset with you, Truck-Kun.||

||THIS IS TARGETED TO ME. DIRECT EMOTIONAL DAMAGE. SLAMS HAND ON TABLE
AND IT'S FUCKING WORKING GOD DAMMIT||

[hasty kayak]

what hc doesnt know (hc no cliccy) ||is that they do mom death THREE SEPARATE TIMES and it WORKS ALL THREE TIMES TOO||

[elfin wave]

fucking hate this fucking game fuck god dammit

[hasty kayak]

(alliance raid) well, as a monk, there is only one possible option i can pick...

[elfin wave]

||Oh that's just... Additionally cruel.||

[elfin jackal]

honestly DT felt designed to make me feel terrible

[hasty kayak]

see over here for me losin my shit as well

i do appreciate the effort? its wild ||to me they kinda made two whole maps instead of one for this||

[elfin wave]

*TRUER WRODS HAVE NEVER BEEN FUCKING SPOKEN

OH GOOD ||SOME OF THEM ARE STILL ALIVE SO I HAVE TO EASE THEIR PAIN||

oh thank god i thought i saw one but it's just a guard

[hasty kayak]

(still alliance raid) ||"we can worry about whether im real another day"|| when that existential crisis hit but u got shit to do

[elfin wave]

pain

||can i just break the terminal now?||

please?

i'm done for today, i can't.

[hasty kayak]

fair

pat pat pat

good job on today

[elfin wave]

[elfin jackal]

ok so all my channels are screwed up now, thanks bot

[hasty kayak]

to be fair, we do get spammers sometimes so it is useful for that

izzy didnt know you were pickin a text option and not tryin to sell us a scam

[elfin jackal]

would be really weird sales pitch to just post a number all over

but also why does discord make me auto join every single channel in the server

[hasty kayak]

huh, weird

[hasty kayak]

she cant tell what a message is, but she can tell repeat messages, so thats what tripped her off

either way i gave you spam bypass, so that won't happen again

[elfin jackal]

ah

thanks

[hasty kayak]

(pandaemonium epilogue quest) baby

[elfin wave]

||WILL LIGHT EMBRACE OR DARKNESS CONSUME?||

[elfin jackal]

||https://x.com/ladylawga/status/1637874467845308416||

behold
truck-kun

[hasty kayak]

that is how shadowbringers canonically began

you got run over by this as you were runnin late to school scion meeting, toast still dangling in mouth

[elfin jackal]

well ||the others got run over first||

[hasty kayak]

he is a shit driver

[elfin wave]

||G'raha Kia||
i'm glad i checked this thread

[elfin jackal]

the same person also did an urianger rover

[elfin wave]

plays the clip of ||Truck-Kun getting shot in the back|| another15 times for the fun of it

okay i think 've emotionally recovered

[elfin jackal]

No you haven't

[elfin wave]

okay let me clarify
emotionally recovered from truck-kun's bullshit
the rest of it i'm talking to my therapist about

[hasty kayak]

huh, thats a mount i wasnt aware i had

[elfin jackal]

Oh it's the commendations one

[hasty kayak]

ah

new pelupelu quest hiii

[elfin wave]

PAIN PAIN PAIN

[minor sorrel]

[elfin wave]

in vc and i'm not MSQing with that much emotional damage

[elfin wave]

bruh how does the same weapon drop twice in the same dungeon

at least the gear looks cool

[elfin wave]

oh my god i freaked myself out over nothing
(Last DT area) ||I was thinking we'd meet Otis' original form in Living Memory and you'd have to kill off his memory form but I remembered his model couldn't get uploaded to there||

ON NOT DEPRESSION RELATED THINGS

[elfin wave]

[sterile condor]

looks like a guildhest roulette

[elfin wave]

never done one, lmao

stare

[elfin wave]

sloppy intensifies

[rancid laurel]

The new dungeon slaps

Won't spoil anything but that last boss was excellent

[elfin wave]

if it's anything like 7.0 has been serving up that's a great sign

[rancid laurel]

Hellyeah

Haven't tried the Vanadiel raid yet. really hyped for it though

[elfin wave]

FUCK

i'm going to burn down Idlyshire

[elfin wave]

HOLY FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRRRR 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🦅 🦅 🦅

[hasty kayak]

it is an. experience

(its fun but boi thats a lotta deaths)

[elfin wave]

me talking about ||Living Memory||

[hasty kayak]

not wrong!

[neat plaza]

it goes so hard

[elfin wave]

These two need a healer!
fiddles with the SGE job stone in my pocket

[elfin jackal]

"WoL, we need you to heal!"
"Sorry, I had to pawn off my healer job stones to pay off my gambling debt."

[hasty kayak]

"if i punch lightly enough, does it count as a massage?"

[elfin wave]

uses Shake it Off
ah shit you're not in the party, can you wait for the cooldown?

(Ranged DPS DT Quests) Wow for once I'm not killing people. Must have brought blanks.

[elfin wave]

UUUGH NOT ANOTHER FOLLOW OBJECTIVE

[hasty kayak]

aw man was this the one where you had to run around a rock two times? bc that was miserable

oooh yeah now i remember it was indeed this one. yeah phys ranged was honestly my least favorite

[elfin wave]

[hasty kayak]

my relevant rankin when i was doin those, healer would be 3rd now that i did all of them, between tank n magic dps

[elfin wave]

"I mean, she had a gun and everything!"

"I think I have shrapnel in my lung actually-"
collapses

[hasty kayak]

[elfin wave]

hehehe
poop

[hasty kayak]

pleaase let this second try of alliance raid go better

[elfin wave]

"Hey we're of the same race, you don't have to harm us."
"Shit you right. I could kill you right now but eh."

[hasty kayak]

good lord what happened to my piiiing

[elfin jackal]

aurora borealis

[elfin wave]

AT THIS TIME OF YEAR-

[hasty kayak]

at this time of year? in this part of europe? localized entirely within my raid?

[elfin wave]

Yes!

But I hate that game!

oh thank god
i entirely agree, my job is to shoot first and ask questions.... Never? Never sounds good.

lmao
"drop the act"
"HOLY SHIT I'M GOING TO DIE"
"despite my second amendment-bearing friend here, we're not going to hurt you"
immediately calms down

[elfin wave]

i mean if i had to answer to this I think I'd shit myself too

oh hey, someone else doing the questline!
they even stuck around to help!

[hasty kayak]

"minion for bringi?" 1 aw, card then? 9, 23, 12 "geez"

[elfin wave]

oh no why did i look up the 97 dungeon items

it's literally ||a fucking drone minion|| i need it 😭

[hasty kayak]

oh it has that??

aww

thats adorable

[elfin jackal]

good luck to get it to drop, ever

[elfin wave]

well i was going to farm it for MCH glam

oooh pretty~

it occurs to me that kaqool ja and wut lamat share the same axe

[elfin jackal]

the 97 striking set is damn good too. If you turn off the visor.

[elfin wave]

I use the 97 casting set on my SMN

[elfin jackal]

tbh i think striking is the best of all of them

if you turn off the visor you basically look like a spraypainting skateboarder

[elfin wave]

"hc did you really grind the dungeon for that"
I am no longer taking questions

[elfin jackal]

a lot of people grinded the dungeon for all of the gear

[hasty kayak]

grinding to avoid emotional damage of final map, are we?

[elfin jackal]

emotional damage is the right word, it's not any other kind of emotional, just damage.

[hasty kayak]

well i got very emotional

[elfin jackal]

endwalker gave some catharsis with its ending, DT just gave pain

[elfin wave]

[signal sparrow]

You are always emotional

[hasty kayak]

.... solution nine doesn't have a day and night theme because you can't tell what time it is bc theres no actual sky why did it take me that long to realize thatttt

[minor sorrel]

[elfin wave]

Ah you seem to have caught me on a midnight walk.

[elfin wave]

alright, no sense in delaying the suffering

he says, having delayed by several days already

immediate and painful regret

[elfin wave]

||OH HOW FUCKING NAIVE I WAS THINKING THEY WOULDN'T BULLSHIT OTIS BACK IN TO TWIST THE KNIFE EVER FURTHER||

||V I L L A I N Y||

I'll take levity where I can knowing the inevitable Horrors

[hasty kayak]

✨ the horrors! ✨

[elfin jackal]

||they introduced him once just to kill him off. And now...||

[elfin wave]

"You want to die, buddy?"

[elfin wave]

||And the Otis goes to... Someone else!||

||"Mostly because your existence is being wiped in like, five minutes- Shit I said the quiet part out loud, KILL HIM."||

[hasty kayak]

aw yis triple commendations my beloved

truly the power of set portrait is immeasurable

[elfin jackal]

||oh they all know the quiet part||

[elfin wave]

||You get the send-off you sorely deserved the first time around.
It was an honor to see you in the flesh. Well, metaphorically. ||

[elfin wave]

||can't tell if that's better or worse noises||

[elfin wave]

Girl_DM doing HW trials MinILVL/No Echo

[hasty kayak]

(pelupelu quests) awwwww

[elfin jackal]

AWWWWWWWW

is that part of one of the quests or just a random find?

[hasty kayak]

it's one of the repeat quests you get at respected level, "born to run away"

[elfin jackal]

i keep getting the one that has you carry stuff back to the dock

[hasty kayak]

but i am hopin that means minion later

[elfin jackal]

earlier

urqopacha bicolor gemstones, rank 3, for 700 gems

[hasty kayak]

oh!

[elfin jackal]

i think i may actually have it

yeah i grabbed it while farming, even tho it cost me some orchestrion rolls

[hasty kayak]

yeaaaaa i kinda have fates at lv2 still ive never kept up with them so thats a new thing to engage with for me, rn i just kinda do them while dps queuing

[elfin wave]

oh yeah i never mentioned (99 MSQ)
||Otis getting PTSD from watching the lalafel queen dying gave me "Nanamo fucking dies" vibes||

[hasty kayak]

they loooove ||mentionin ded lalas this expansion||

[elfin wave]

i immediately thought of you bringi

[hasty kayak]

i love to be the foremost expert on lalafell related trauma

thank you trial roulette, innocence is a fun pick

[elfin wave]

BOW DOWN TO YOUR KING
YOUR GOD

throws a sardine

[hasty kayak]

it always makes me feel slightly smug if i have higher aggro than a dancer boosted dps of same type like "hell yea, i can SAM good enough to b more beeg number than dancered-viper"

[hasty kayak]

hm, i should check the balance to see what monk's ideal play is currently -

nevermind scary things are happening in optimalization land

oh nooo what do you mean theres technically two solar lunar openers nooow

im glad im not a high end player and i can laugh at this instead of tryin to truly learn it

honestly if i can relearn the urge to press perfect balance after third gcd and move it to after first, we'll be golden

[elfin wave]

i thought war was the easy one-

[elfin jackal]

Yes

[elfin wave]

Don't think I didn't notice (DT Last Area) || the four zones each representing a classical element||

also ||the elemental order is different from the Archfiends, Water > Earth > Fire > Wind as opposed t o Earth > Wind > Water > Fire||

"Let's go the scenic route"
BITCH THE ENTIRE ZONE IS SCENIC

AND THEN THERE'S THIS ASSHOLE (BLU flashbacks)

"Foreshadowing is a writing technique-"

no fucks given

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE GET TO MEET ||KRILE'S PARENTS||
PAIN AGONY SUFFERING PAIN PAIN PAIIIIIN

||why is this the expansion of dead parents||

[elfin jackal]

Cause they want to make you feel emotion but can't actually put in the work to properly earn it

[elfin wave]

levity: skyrim ass horse physics

[elfin jackal]

LMAO

That's not a horse lmaooo

[elfin wave]

close enough

[elfin jackal]

Horse is funny enough, but that is next level

[elfin wave]

man no wonder the role quests are so goofy
they needed some levity from the emotional damage

OHHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

CHEERS BRO I'LL DRINK TO THAT

[minor sorrel]

Ah, I was waiting for you to get to that.

[elfin wave]

I WANT TO GET OFF DAWNTRAIL'S WILD RIDE

[hasty kayak]

no :3

[elfin wave]

just idling in the last DT area and vibing with the music while doing chores

[hasty kayak]

(pelupelu society mount) creacher

[plucky cairn]

Ok so earlier I did start the quest for the 24 men raid

To keep count

Now we have 4 different names for the Elzen

In Source they are Elzen
In the fist they are Elves
While in ||Alexandria they are Eldite||
Lastly ||this dude says he is a Elvaan.||
FFXIV kindly fuck off.

[minor sorrel]

||Elvaan was from FF11. Do they name mi'quote differently in that one?||

(For Gen)

[plucky cairn]

Still don't have any ||Miqote, but the 24 men raid is supposed to be FF11 themed, so I assumed that was the case||

[minor sorrel]

||I played it like 20 years ago so i'm still thinking of those names. Humes, Elvaan, Galka (Roes), Mithra ( 🐱 ), Tarutaru||

[neat plaza]

miqo'te = mithra
elezen = elvaan
roegadyn ≈ galka
lalafell = tarutaru
hyur = hume

in the alliance raid, ||the two letters next to each ark angel are abbreviations of their races||

[elfin wave]

What an oddly specific amount of time.

The face of the most dedicated UberEats employee (I do not give a shit.)

||fuck that ice cream looks so good tho
someone call Alvin from the BCU, this looks amazing||

average DT player experience

Oooooh, ||so they came from a shard where the calamity was an abundance of ice aether.
Ironic their memory selves were uploaded to the fire terminal||

[plucky cairn]

Do you recognise the lore?

And the reason they have ||arcanists?||

[elfin wave]

It is not occuring to me at the moment, no

[plucky cairn]

Do you remember a certain ||island, that had a tribe of arcanists that suddently disappeared with the arrival of the 5th umbral calamity?||

[elfin wave]

i do not

[plucky cairn]

||Aloalo?||

[elfin wave]

Ohhhhhhhhh

||FORESHADOWING IS A LITERARY TECHNIQUE-||

[plucky cairn]

I didn't think that|| silly island would have been MSQ relevant so fast||

[elfin jackal]

Hbomb?

[elfin wave]

yes, lol

||sucks these two managed to survive TWO calamities, lmao||

[elfin jackal]

?

||they literally didn't||

[plucky cairn]

||These are the descendants, not literally the same people||

[elfin wave]

ohhhhh

[elfin jackal]

||which is exactly why i maintain that the soul density thing makes no sense ||

[elfin wave]

this is a lot of lore to drop on one idiot

[elfin jackal]

A lot of lore that doesn't add up

[elfin wave]

oh no i have to pay attention

lmao mood

[elfin wave]

proceeds to get the second question entirely wrong

[hasty kayak]

@elfin wave i think it would be a crime to rob you of this one, even if it. certainly is. a thing. also known as: i had to suffer so you do too. so. enjoy and my condolences https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvvkOSnh0Po

[elfin wave]

emotional damage intensifies

[hasty kayak]

such devastation, twas their every intention

[elfin wave]

||"Your mother could do that too."||
AYO BRUH I'M DEAD

absolute worst timing by the by

[hasty kayak]

i should have waited now the emotional tension is fucked

yeaaaah sorryy

https://tenor.com/view/ah-eto-bleh-bleh-bleh-meme-oopsie-woopsie-gif-16378023338109866191

aw its broooke

[elfin wave]

dw i prefer it this way

KEEP THIS FUCKER AWAY FROM MY PIZZER

[elfin jackal]

Yeah tenors dead

[hasty kayak]

time to make a sticker then

[elfin wave]

lmao, ||only a mother could say such a thing and 100% mean it||

||LALI-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!||

yeet

[hasty kayak]

cries i just want silly anime lady why would the compressin get all fucked when i finally got it to 512kb whyyyyyyyy

discord stickers my detested

[minor sorrel]

Oh did you ever get around to doing an emoji of my char? I thought you were working on it

[elfin wave]

OMG ||CAPYBARA BAYBEEEEEEEEE||

[hasty kayak]

ehats happenong to my laaag its like two second delay

[elfin wave]

clearly your pompadours of steel are causing the lag
have you tried returning them to the chest?

[hasty kayak]

so that was like the worst dungeon performance ecer from me in my defense the game registered like, one input every four seconds it was crazy

[elfin jackal]

Thank you for your wisdom, owlman

[hasty kayak]

no clue what that's about, the beginning section went just fine n then it all got borked for me mid first boss

good thing i wasnt doin anything actually requirin to play well lmaoo

lets see if restart fixes stuff

oooooh, my wifi 🅱️roke so it swapped to the way weaker non5g version okaaay

that explains the ping (kinda strange it didnt kick me out)

[neat plaza]

pfff oh my god

[neat plaza]

i immediately used the emote and was disappointed they didn't add a hidden reaction

[neat plaza]

mehwapyarra!!

[plucky cairn]

Did the 24m raid, it was fun, hated the last boss mechanic wise, all the others I liked a bunch

Especially the 3rd one ||since we so rarely get multiple bosses battles||

[hasty kayak]

shakes why did you not piiiiing

i would've done it with youuuuu

[elfin wave]

ii did say i'd let a certain someone catch up so they and i could do it together

[plucky cairn]

Oh sorry, I didn't read it

[elfin wave]

oh, lmao you were talking to gen not me
still applies, i do have the 100 dungeon ready to go

[plucky cairn]

I am up for dungeons

[elfin wave]

but again, i'm waiting on someone to catch up before i do it

[plucky cairn]

In which case I might do MSQ

[hasty kayak]

how is demon lord's msq comin along?

...wait i meant hi devil

okay listen so a lot of ppl in my periphery are into hell stuff apparently -

i am bad at names let's not worry about it

[elfin jackal]

<- Queen of bones with a coral crown

(that's a hades 2 reference)

[elfin wave]

i was trying to be vague to avoid Le Dramas but he did reach ||Living Memory||

[signal sparrow]

i just jumped the second you said that

[hasty kayak]

shush i knoooow

[signal sparrow]

i hate you now!

[hasty kayak]

this is what i get for tryin to think after 10pm

brain no lile

[signal sparrow]

now you really have to eat macaroni soup for your sins

what happened to sleeping early for work?

[hasty kayak]

doctor tomorrow

so i wake up slightly later

[signal sparrow]

booo, thats no fun

[elfin jackal]

how goes the gums's msq

[signal sparrow]

haven't done the first patch yet

[magic burrow]

FF14 Mobile is now official

[dark jacinth]

XIV Mobile is coming https://fixupx.com/ffxiv_mobile_en/status/1859054054086693332?

[magic burrow]

Blade, the manechat gaming news reporter

[dark jacinth]

You can pre register now

[magic burrow]

Lightspeed studio is known for: PUBG Mobile

[latent vapor]

That's not ARR Minfilia's voice at the end. Could it be a redub? If yes, I wonder if we'll get it for PC and consoles as well.

[hasty kayak]

seeing monk lb3 bein the one used
well of course, we do get the best one

when i tell ya ||i saw papalymo again and my heart dropped papalymoooooo||

guess my lala dreams can ve fullfiled in the future then!

[plucky cairn]

That's a smart move

I am only slightly terrified by the prospect of running a dungeon with a healer playing on phone

That said, if you can cross play without buying the game on other platforms, I will 100% gather and craft from phone

[hasty kayak]

nope, its a separate thing

they call it "adaptation" or like, "sister project"

presumably itll only b arr n not go beyond, but its for sure separate servers

or okay not sure-sure more like, 92% sure

[plucky cairn]

It makes sense

[latent vapor]

Eventually, the story will likely continue in updates.

[hasty kayak]

maybe!

[plucky cairn]

I mean they have it written already

Assuming the game is making money at least

[hasty kayak]

i just wanna hang with nanamo

nanamooooo

[plucky cairn]

I am happy that more people get to experience the story

Maybe a few will hop over after getting invested in the story from the mobile version

[hasty kayak]

yeah, that would b neat

lookin forward to becomin omnicrafter the second time

[dark jacinth]

Now you can play the critically acclaimed MMO on the go!

[hasty kayak]

i mean not without unlimited data you can't but its still neat

[dark jacinth]

Do you go places that have WiFi?

[latent vapor]

Online games don't actually consume much bandwidth once downloaded. So if you can download it at home and there isn't any update while you are not at home, then you should have many issues playing on a mobile connection.

[dark jacinth]

Unless you do an extreme Raid

[latent vapor]

Even sitting in Limsa shouldn't be terrible.

[hasty kayak]

tis the thing, work has no wifi, and otherwise i dont spend other time really playin phone games. really just if its quiet at work. still, for ff14 im tempted to make exceptions

we shall see, who knows how long off this stuff is

right now im not even sure if my 6yo phone would run it in the first place

[dark jacinth]

Maybe we could play together? If that’s alright

[dark jacinth]

https://x.com/aitaikimochi/status/1859217287833924033?

☆オードリーAudrey☆ (@aitaikimochi) on X

Famitsu revealed a few more details regarding the FFXIV Mobile Game

-Free to play and has NO gacha (!!!)
-Controls are optimized for smartphone devices
-It will cover the entire story

I'm surprised there won't be a gacha function! I suppose monetization will come from glamour?

Twitter · Nov 20, 2024, 12:48 PM

[hasty kayak]

entire as in expansion includin? ... huh

[sterile condor]

might be up to end of last expac?

cus that would be "full story"

[elfin wave]

(random sidequest in the first DT area)
"I wanna fucking retire."

[elfin wave]

one flight down
five more to go

[hasty kayak]

imagine not doin sidequests as they pop up, this post was brought to you by: hates too many icons on map gang

[elfin wave]

yeah i'm sure this isn't backfiring horribly...

(it is)

[hasty kayak]

haha, terrifyin

but hey side quests are fun

do enjoy them

[elfin wave]

good break from

The Horrors

gets east and west mixed up again

[dark jacinth]

How often do you play?

[hasty kayak]

well right now not as often because im also enjoyin the new dragon age so its a jugglin act, but like, semi-daily durin work days. i usually start around current time, and play for like, four to five hours

weekends are more rare because i tend to be busier, ots kinda like "if i have time"

like said before, if you wanna play together with me slash also others, best is to just ping when you're online with "hey, is anyone interested in xyz? im on (server)"

[elfin jackal]

MOOD

[hasty kayak]

i wont lie, if i need to check a cardinal direction randomly in conversation i always have to both list them in NSEW order and also do a lil finger motion to correctly orient myself for golby fight i just stare at minimap reaaaal hard while dodgin

[elfin wave]

in my defence, i am stupid

[elfin jackal]

I picture a map of iceland to tell east and west apart

[elfin wave]

also i'm suffering with brainrot trying to do this

[elfin wave]

THIS AREA IS HELL TO NAGIVATE
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY RIVERS

[elfin jackal]

East = home, west = volcanoes and slums

[elfin wave]

good idea

East: Gensokyo
West: Here Be Dragons, lmao

touhou brainrot mind:
east = marisa
west = patchouli

illegal turtle parking

[elfin jackal]

Look if it's instinctive for you to visualize then go for it

[elfin wave]

god these maps are H O O G

[hasty kayak]

its fiiiine its no HW

heavensward maps are absolutely murderous. i like vanu but doin their quests took sooooo looooooong

[elfin jackal]

They're not all as bad

Churning Mists is fine

Same with Forelands

[hasty kayak]

eeeeeeeeeeeh

[elfin jackal]

The other 4 are all awful

Shoutout to hinterlands for being the only overworld map to not have an aetheryte

[elfin wave]

I miss having flight

[hasty kayak]

MISTER BALDUR????

[elfin jackal]

My cousins have a half brother named Baldur

[dark jacinth]

I wish you could go on a server without being a visitor it would be nice if you could server hop freely

[hasty kayak]

well, aside for bein unable to use housing, retainers and the like, its not too terrible. thankfully it also takes like, three minutes to do

i dont have the frame of reference to be aware how other MMOs do it

[elfin jackal]

I think some just have you go on whatever server has space, rather than having your character locked to a server

Tho those also don't so stuff like housing districts or the retainer-market board thing

[elfin wave]

Do you want to be turned into nuggets?

[dark jacinth]

Phone batteries playing normal games :

Phone batteries playing XIV Mobile :

[elfin wave]

two down

sees a cool mount
Oh that's rad, how do i get tha-

Simply trade in 3,200 sacks of nuts

omg they changed the UI

[hasty kayak]

u havent looked at currency for a week??

how

[elfin wave]

and they even grouped the currencies of ARR through EW tribes

societies, whatever

[elfin wave]

it's not something i look at

jealous screaming

[hasty kayak]

wow! crunchy

[hasty kayak]

but but but overcappin tooooomes

[hasty kayak]

as for me, i desperately want the barreltender (the buff 7.1 cactuar). that costs 100 mount tokens. and that costs 100k orange gatherer scrips. one week of custom deliveries gives me........... 1000. so if i want that ill have to find some time to grrrrrriiiinnnnddd

[elfin wave]

ughhh i don't wanna do aether currents

[hasty kayak]

[elfin wave]

I like the expression there

sneaky sneaky

i think of this clip every time these quests come up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6FNGMd3x2o

[elfin wave]

3 areas down that i have flight, woo hoo

[hasty kayak]

absolutely hilarious discovery, tumblr informed me truck-kun's mahjong commentary (7.1 thing) is absolutely unhinged

F I N I S H T H E M

graha we dont kill people over board game please temper the blood lust lmao

second place goes to "hisses euuugh DoYouRequireHealing?"

[elfin wave]

"Oh dear... Are you alright?"

bruh starting the last trial and one of the healers DC;d

[hasty kayak]

shakes and where was my ping hcccccccc

i swear im not that bad

[neat plaza]

bringi, more like left behindi

[elfin wave]

figured it'd be too late, sowwy

all of these are valid thoooo

[minor sorrel]

||"Glamor, innit?"||

[hasty kayak]

oh hey, congrats on 7.0 though!!

[elfin wave]

clearing 7.0 is good for one reason
||SOLUTION NINE MUSIC IS BACK BAYBEEEEE||

lmao

(7.0 regular raids) For some reason that sounds about right!
||are you sure i can't just use Azem's crystal instead||

[hasty kayak]

oh noooooooooo im at work stillllllll

i wanted to play those together :c they are such a good time

ough the terror and agony of capitalism

[elfin wave]

i hate this game

[elfin wave]

(100 dungeon)
lmao

[elfin wave]

(7.1) ||I mean, I've ridden the alpaca all of twice, I've barely slept and I've been slacking on the artifacts, but technically any of these apply.||

[hasty kayak]

oh ur divin into horrors immediately i see

[hasty kayak]

overachiever edition #1032731043041640488 message

[elfin wave]

Huh.

I guess it counts since I did complete some of the artifact stuff

[elfin wave]

can't be that bad, right?

right?

[hasty kayak]

oh you know

presented without context

yeah a totally chill msq

[elfin wave]

(7,1) Sounds about right.

[elfin wave]

[hasty kayak]

so do keep goin while i just

dont think ill get home until after you do 7.1 dungeon, alas. its pretty good tho

really fun mechanics wise

story wise we shall. not worry about it

[elfin wave]

popped corn

(7.1) ||None for Zarool Ja? Deserved.||

(7.1) ||Kinda did commit regicide and all, y'know...
last time i killed a king of a foreign nation it did not end well... I think I'll bring my own drinks.||

[elfin wave]

want to do raids
can't due to ILVL
need tomestones from Wonderous Tails
can't do Wonderous because one of them is DT raids
can't do raids due to ILVL...

[neat plaza]

af gear + less than 200k gil on the mb solved that for me moments after i finished 7.0 sdfjsdjflk

worth it just to save time

[elfin jackal]

Also the expert dungeons... just the unlocks should get you enough tomes to afford some basic stuff

[elfin wave]

but i haven't done 7.1

:(

[hasty kayak]

money

i just spend a billion money at marketboard

[elfin wave]

nice.

[elfin jackal]

i still think the 99 war gear is lovely

[elfin wave]

It is, I will glam it once I get the last Neo gear

[dark jacinth]

https://ffxivmobile.com/web202409/index.html#/news/detail?

Incase the link doesn’t work for everyone

[elfin wave]

(7.0 Raids) WoL Burn (Savage)

yay over 700 ilvl

[elfin wave]

gonna make a bold prediction (Speculation on normal raids)
||Yaana's older sister got boinked because of corrupt management and there's an underlying conspiracy behind the Arcadion that we end up unravelling involving former fighters being terminated because of their opposition to Regulator usage in matches or at least the use of Feral Souls
istfg if ffxiv ripped off Paper Mario the Thousand Year Door i will shit||

[hasty kayak]

that is the standard ||fightin competition trope and i really hope we get it||

its an excellent idea for a raid series

[elfin wave]

especially the idea of ||fighters "retiring" to homes in the upper tier of Everkeep||

My best dress!~

Glorious.

[elfin wave]

Can someome pick up the phone?

BECAUSE I FUCKING CALLED IT

||dis bitch legit called me dense, i'll fucking fight you again||

That sounds... extremely irresponsible and I'm surprised this hasn't caused incidents before.
Looks at ||Zarool Ja||
nvm

[zinc harness]

Oh the Arcadion raids are fuckin lit

[elfin wave]

1. wheee, 4/6 DT areas fully mapped + flight
2. TOTALLY NOT SUS AREA FOR A BOSS FIGHT

[elfin wave]

[elfin wave]

5/6, you know what T H A T M E A N S

Augmented Suffering

[hasty kayak]

pat pat

[elfin wave]

AND
IT
IS
DONE

didn't take me until like 4 months until the next expansion this time

but now what?
"MSQ-"
NAH I THINK I'MMA GRIND RAIDS

[elfin wave]

christ i think i'm 3 for 3 on rolling accessories

well, i can now run raids with SMN now

[elfin wave]

||https://youtu.be/x1aYhMN3vv0|| (6.0 spoilers)

[hasty kayak]

(pelupelu society quests, but like just a silly gpose) BE NOT AFRAID. WHY ART THOU RUNNING

[hasty kayak]

ACE ATTORNEY REFERENCE S P O T T E D

[elfin wave]

o yeah bringi earlier i spotted a sick MNK relic https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Samsara_Recollection

[hasty kayak]

hmm, tonfas just aint my style, but i know there are monks that love havin a non-fist weapons n its nice to have options for them

[elfin wave]

don't mind the MNK weapon on WAR armor I just didn't want to be n00d

[hasty kayak]

"oh cool im actually not doin badly with gil for once"
immediately spends one n half mil on house decorations
"aw fuck here we go again"

[elfin wave]

but why tho

[hasty kayak]

i like house decoratin...

[elfin wave]

Fair, slay, enby!

[hasty kayak]

i dont think i showed my place here in a while, so here´s how im currently doin (as a reminder im goin for a soft-rp vibe of "where would an adventurer that also does gathering and crafting live?") here´s outside :

[signal sparrow]

Disgusting, why ain’t that ishgard?!

[hasty kayak]

first floor (more official, for takin craftin commissions, immortal flames paperwork and plannin end-of-the-world-aversions) :

second floor ("home" and "this is where my hoarding habits are realized" and "im on an alchemist deadline and only fuckton of coffee can save me now") :

and YES i realized i didnt put anythin in the botanist frame, in my defence i only bought that today n ill have to think what to put in first

but ye thats about it, i still need more clutter

[minor sorrel]

finally in the next xpac, WoW will have housing. I shall finally join you all in decorating!

[plucky cairn]

Very nice!

[hasty kayak]

also i was hit by another wave of "my wol.....pwetty cool :3" today so you get to stare at closeup screenshots

everyone should enjoy starin at their own OCs, as a lil treat

[plucky cairn]

It's kind of fun that despite the race swap, they still have the same vibe somehow.

[elfin jackal]

Exactly

I made a thing of my wol as a lalafell

[hasty kayak]

the magic is in the freckles

[elfin jackal]

The same wol

Didn't quite get it right

[hasty kayak]

eh close enough, tis the vibes that count

if mobile ends up a thing n not goes up in flames while still in china, i deadass am makin a lala wol

teeny wol for teeny screen

[elfin jackal]

"Oh no i lost my wol again"

[rancid laurel]

Jesus Christ why are people so terrible at the 24man

[plucky cairn]

To be fair, it got hands

[rancid laurel]

I just want the tank body, I've done this like 12 times

But people keep either dying to dumb shit or DPS don't know how to hit the glowy button

[zinc harness]

It's not even that difficult, the mechanics can be figured out with one or two observed failures

but then again, they did patch Foresight out of the game

[plucky cairn]

It's kind of difficult to sight read, and they have been a bit evil in this one

If you notice they have a lot of "share this with the rest of the group" multi hits, that hits very very hard if even only 5-6 people are dead, and you are likely getting at least a handful of first timers each run

[rancid laurel]

I have to do so much damage control on those

[plucky cairn]

My first run I think we wiped once at every boss

Or at least at 3 out of 4 of them

And the 2nd time we cleared it no problem every time

Not easy to sight read, but once you know what's up it's pretty doable

TBH so far I can't give much of a fuck about the story, that's clearly more of a raid for the FFXI veterans, it's okay but like...off of Myths of the Realm it's at best okay

But I really liked the gameplay and vibes of the dungeons

And the story is not Ivalice levels of terrible.

[rancid laurel]

I love it cuz it's like playing FFXI without the suck

[elfin wave]

starting to think i have a problem

(7.1) MY FRAMES

||holy shit is that gen||

[elfin wave]

||Alexandrian cloning technology be wack, yo||

goofy aaaa top hat

10 gil on the market

[elfin wave]

(M4) this is just funny

AND I GOT THE MINYON

[elfin jackal]

Why are they atranged in squares...

[elfin wave]

[hasty kayak]

aesthetically pleasing

nice work on more msq hc

n the arcadion, love those fights

[rancid laurel]

Bleh I've done this raid so many times

[rancid laurel]

meanwhile in bizarro eorzea

[median ridge]

I have beat the game.

[rancid laurel]

AT LAST the tank body is mine

[elfin wave]

where the fuckery do i exchange gatherer/crafter white scrips

nvm am dumb

you can tell i haven't done any gathering since DT launched

convenient!

[elfin jackal]

Yeah they give some good exp

[elfin wave]

fuck the exp, 30 Hi-Cordials!

[elfin jackal]

Yeah now you can go fishing

[hasty kayak]

hc hi cordials are cheap as fuck

[elfin wave]

wanna go feeshing

[hasty kayak]

its only 20 purple scrips, if ur at all keepin up with custom deliveries you're swimming in them

i have like 800+ hi cordials n i havent shopped for then in a while lmao

[elfin wave]

right i should probably do the fishing quest too

but i already closed the game

[elfin jackal]

I literally have so many hi cordials i just let my purple scrips rot

[hasty kayak]

i tryyy to grab materia n sell them for capitalism

but eeh sometimes its like. i dont wanna bother

[elfin jackal]

The old materia are worth so little

[hasty kayak]

gil is gil

i need to feed my house decoratin habits

[elfin jackal]

I need the gil gain to > the effort expended

And market board tends to not fulfill that condition

[sterile condor]

materia can make you bank like that theres no real "old materia" when it comes to crafting/gathering since everything uses pentamelds which has benefits for different materia, fishing boat will give you 6 quintillion hi-cordials

[elfin wave]

(DT FSH) YES

Thought that staff looked familiar.

Can't wait to go catch ||Leviathan in the First or something equally dumb||

[hasty kayak]

i especially appreciate all the fish puns

[elfin wave]

Look at them polygons. That'll pierce anything.

||"I must eat many fish!"
WoL and Donoharu look at each other like "Oh god, we found a crazy one."||

[hasty kayak]

counterpoint: blue mage

it comes with the job

[elfin jackal]

||a crazy one we can profit off||

[hasty kayak]

someone bought that hair wheeee

[elfin jackal]

Daaaaamn

[elfin wave]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGWUkDk8eWo

remember when that 20 mil minyon dropped

[rancid laurel]

I'm almost under 100m for the first time in like 6 years >_<

Damn, didn't win the small in Gridania we were aiming for

[elfin wave]

Oh boy, who's ready to do the new Ultimate?

[elfin jackal]

Wanna form a static for it?

We'll need to clear savage first ofc

[elfin wave]

haha i was joking, i just read the patch notes while waiting for the update, i'm not about that life

[elfin jackal]

Judging by the fact i haven't entered m1s at all

I'm not either

[elfin wave]

🤝

can't wait to see world first clear tho

[elfin wave]

||https://vxtwitter.com/fa_be2236/status/1860525433076482079|| (6.0)

[elfin wave]

wait, what

[hasty kayak]

it was in 7.1 patch notes

because they made more changes to faces n stuff

its right overrrrr here #1032731043041640488 message

oh wait thats uldah

yeah so that one is 7.0 fantasia

[elfin wave]

free glam is free

[elfin jackal]

You can get one in gridania too

Moogle next to jonathas

Also get the new stuff from jonathas

[elfin wave]

ye ye, i got all that stuff too

/water is a fun emote

[elfin wave]

[compact ibex]

Double dragon god

[elfin wave]

what kind of colour scheme would suit a VPR?

[hasty kayak]

they have very blue attacks, so i went for orange as complimentary color

[elfin wave]

lmao my GSM glam

hell yeah, now this is drip

jfc vpr seems so complicated

[hasty kayak]

follow the glowy n itll b okay

[elfin wave]

sus

[elfin jackal]

at first it seems complicated

but when you look deeper, you discover

there's nothing there, it's empty

[elfin wave]

i neeeeeed it

[elfin jackal]

ooooooo

is that the treasure sword?

[elfin wave]

ye ye

Figmental weapons are something else

[elfin wave]

yup this seems right (7.1 alliance raid)

[elfin wave]

people find this fun?

[elfin jackal]

it was wild for me first week

then weirdly smooth week two

[rancid laurel]

I love the new raid

But I also ran it like 15 times last week and I was ready to start murderin

[elfin wave]

maybe it's just because we had a shitty SGE (for once, it wasn't me, I was running WAR)

and the other healer (Hi-Devil) was new

average tonk moment

(Forgor spoiler for 7.1 alliance raid lol)

[elfin wave]

still have no idea how to play VPR

[hasty kayak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGYIWwioomI this is the guide i watched when i was startin, bc its updated to 7.05 (7.11 is mostly same with slight potency changes so it should still work)

[elfin jackal]

I'd recommend Caetsu Chaiji's guide, assuming he finished making it

[elfin wave]

my WAR brain can't understand these stances and shit

[elfin jackal]

There's no stances tbh

Looks like there should be

[hasty kayak]

id use that usually, but 7.05 has a loooot of changes for viper, and caetsu´s guide to my knowledge is still 7.0

and i know i had a lot of confusion when i tried watchin it, hence findin an updated one

[elfin wave]

and this is why you check market board prices

[elfin wave]

new SGE drip

i neeeeeeeed (i don't)

it do look rad on WAR tho

forgor to get this

[elfin wave]

(DT Melee DPS) I stopped paying attention for five seconds and suddenly ||my character is talking||

[elfin jackal]

||your impersonator even managed to copy your fashion sense, damn||

[elfin wave]

oh hey i have that mount!

okay so if i'm getting this right, VPR is like RPR, where your main damage tool is a swapping positional attack

[elfin jackal]

Yes

[elfin wave]

GOD DAMMIT NOT AGAIN

[minor sorrel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30oe0f872OE

[hasty kayak]

squint are those my mnk pants-

[elfin wave]

day 2 of playing VPR

i have not actually played VPR

[hasty kayak]

(pelupelu society quests) "can i offer you a creacher in these trying times"

thats, one way to call what transpired

[elfin wave]

||E X A M I N E D||

[elfin jackal]

Lmaoooo

[elfin wave]

question
on BLM, are Fire/Blizzard 3 replacements for Fire/Blizzard 1?

[elfin wave]

holy moly

[elfin jackal]

No.

[elfin wave]

suffering

[plucky cairn]

So apparently Future Rewritten Ultimate music goes real hard: ||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8Ay_JqKmlU||

[elfin wave]

Kinda disappointed it isn't a new remix and is just from the Scions and Sinners album.

but eh, fitting banger for the last phase

[elfin wave]

new Solo Only! https://youtu.be/R4U406nZ-jc

[elfin wave]

(7.0) Hahaha
In Japan Beatrice from Umineko voices ||Krile's mother/Alayla||
now i can't unsee the idea of Beato dropkicking some motherfuckas in ||Living Memory/Alexandria||

[magic burrow]

ShB) ||https://fxtwitter.com/saku_FF11/status/1864505567353721262||

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Would be funnier if she was also standing behind him

[hasty kayak]

(playin stardew valley) "hmm, what should i name my last cow? i already have milkyway, moona, dairyna..... wait i got it"

yes i made two same puns sue me

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Same puns?

[hasty kayak]

same pun base, rather

with moo

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Is that generally considered a problem?

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nah just figured i couldve been a more creative. but then again, are animal puns really that creative in first place?

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Nah

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pun

[dark jacinth]

https://fixupx.com/aitaikimochi/status/1866045162612527315?

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im predictable but ouugh i love you cat punchies icon

[dark jacinth]

I wonder if they will add controller support

[hasty kayak]

i cant really tell if positionals remain bc if they do that would be. a lot.

[dark jacinth]

Imagine all the buttons in a ultimate raid

[hasty kayak]

today i realized mid roulette that the water emote is absolutely perfect on my reaper

"farming :> "

"WOL hades is tryin to kill us all"
"waterin my crops :3 "

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"WHAT CROPS"

[rancid laurel]

despair being instant now is a huge help for BLM

they still need a way to expend 1-5 flare stacks though, it sucks missing on a flare star

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Padoru Padoru

[hasty kayak]

oh, didnt know that had an achievement

neat

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i really need to get back to dailies

still haven't played VPR

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i should play VPR
Duty Roulette:

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How to tell you haven't FFXIV'd in a while:

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M3N?

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the 7.1 dungeon

good guess tho

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Well you're managing to not be dead

"Wrong lever!"

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holy shit

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Damn

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(DT Ultimate) Holy SHIT

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All those wings aren't exactly suited for stabbing people

[latent vapor]

Did you actually expect a DPS bonus?

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yes

"Hurray, I shot a priest. The true Hellsing experience."
me, 2024

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Wait what

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Vault

also my MCH Alucard drip

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Ahhh

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GUEEEESS WHAT TIME OF THE YEAR IT ISSSSSSSSSS

[hasty kayak]

its decEMBER TWEEEEEEELVE

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IT CHRIMIS

MERRY FUKKIN CHRSMIS

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came across a babby SGE and I wanted to point out that Kardia goes on the tank but they eventually figured it out themselves

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ah of couse, i get Bardam's Mettle as my first VPR dungeon AND the tank hasn't played since they last levelled the job

pain and suffering and i think i was bad at playing VPR and I didn't even have LB on my fucking HOTBAR

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6 vuln on A2

actually unironically had to Holmgang a tank busta

[neat plaza]

6 vuln on an add raid 💀

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the DT raid series not arr

[neat plaza]

hw* and ik! im just bein funny (everyone calls it m2)

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M2 oops

A for ||Arcadion||, my mistake

[hasty kayak]

to be fair, the ||hearts|| really are just, somethin else

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nidhogg min ilvl is spicy

actually had to pay attention

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The thought occurs.
(DT speculation) ||Do you think Alexander (The Primal) is related to Alexandria? Like, not even just the names being similar or them being inspired by FFIX, but the whole thing with Alexander was it was absorbing aether from the surrounding landscape. And as we know from 7.0, Sphene's whole deal was absorbing aether to keep the Endless around.||

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unrelated note, i ended up redoing my RDM

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i hate hornets

[plucky cairn]

In FF9 the castle of ||Alexandria turns to contain the Eidolon Alexander, (the FF9 summons), which is where the name comes from, but I doubt they would tie it back in this version of the game||

Related video ||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWcGwZfowDw||

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thank fuck its red

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https://youtu.be/ZQYePECTUvg LET'S GO GAMBLIIIIIIIIING

[rancid laurel]

Got a figmnental weapon coffee

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oh yeah the funni joke weapon

oh shit, 7.15 is coming out soon

agh my tomestones and second chacne points are capped, guess today's gambling for Tails day

You use Full Metal Field.
 Critical direct hit! The chimera takes 320208 damage
YEEHAW CHUCKLEFUCKS!

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I remember doing something similar with ninja back in ew

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I love war crimes.

dang, pretty decent odds at 2 lines
and by saying that i've jinxed it

get to your last phase, i got shit to do.

called it

one space up and down and it would have been fine

[rancid laurel]

Despair being instant now is a godsend for BLM

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i can quit any time i like

[sterile condor]

yeag

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oh you have to buy subs on Twitch

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Yeah it's bs

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pfft, look at these fake ass santas

aside from this one who appears to be a fucking clone

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https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-second-child-there-are-two-of-them-getting-out-of-hand-gif-16342964

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mood
it do be heckin cold

maybe the giant axe fashioned from ice isn't the best idea to be holding

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Yeah

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But it's thematic!

man the difference between the mug and the liquid is amazing

[hasty kayak]

cannot wait tomorrow for 7.15. new custom deliveries my beloveeeed. NEW HILDY MY ADOREEEED

[latent vapor]

Oh, it's tomorrow.

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has hildy been confirmed?

[hasty kayak]

yep! in the 7.1 patch notes

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whoa

wonder if there's new fish

i just caugth the last 7.1 one

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that will not be good for the trout market

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there's no more trout, I finished all of it

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https://x.com/Absolem0/status/1532367633294958593

absolem | 7.0 | comms closed (@Absolem0) on X

"What was your WoL doing during the Carteneau bahablast?"
Sol was fishing or hunting, in Hydaelyn only knows what corner of Eorzea
#ffxiv

Twitter · Jun 2, 2022, 2:24 PM

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👀

I like the idea of giving some of the older side content a touch up

[rancid laurel]

Got DRG to 84 from 80, after not having touched it since SHB

I'm kinda glad they ditched the eye mechanic

[hasty kayak]

ooooh my god im gonna perish right where i stand

HOW. GIVE. GIVE. GIVE.GIVE.GIVE.

[signal sparrow]

You gonna die

[hasty kayak]

okay, okay, easy to aquire awesome

oooough ive dreamed of this

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bringi be like

https://tenor.com/view/ive-been-waiting-for-this-akihiko-persona-persona3-excited-gif-18090613

[hasty kayak]

WHEEEEEEEEEE

interestingly it recognizes if you don't have the job, because i dont yet have the option to buy black mage or summoner

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meanwhile me trying to find new Hildi

[hasty kayak]

they are so pretty i love theeeeeeeeem

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damn i need a new bookcase

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TARGET ACQUIRED

[hasty kayak]

sorry hildy i have some crafters to do

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(DT Hildy) Honestly, fair.

||fuckin youtube thumbnail ass art||

AH SHIT, I NEED THE PROPER DETECTIVE COSPLAY

actually naw this is good

[hasty kayak]

(wachumeqimeqi final quest) love when they do the same dialogue answer but the punctuation conveys a completely different mood lmao

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i gotta be in-cog-ni-to after all

[hasty kayak]

(wachumeqimeqi) puns my weakness, i love you

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(DT Hildy) ||I love the fact you can either corract Nashu saying "Hostage Found" or just ignore it and acknowledge that Bullshit Is About To Happen™️||

Obligatory stalkerfel

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he in trouble

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LMAO

nothing like a little schadenfreude

||God dammit Nashu, could you not bring bombs just once?||

||ah yes, overloading the mechanical sentries with bullshittery so they shut down to bypass security.||
I missed Hildribrand nonsense.

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oddly appropriate given the Starlight event

||Holy shit is that Mr. X?!?||

||It's weird being the straight (wo)man to Nashu's insanity again.
Like actively telling her maybe don't start throwing high explosives around in Solution Nine.||

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well if there's no one else to do that job

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shit u rite

[hasty kayak]

(custom delivery) ||"averting a divorce"|| wasnt on my bingo card, but okay!

please dont solve this by dying

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hopefully ||we can fix Edgybrand before too long, i like embracing the insanity, not stopping it||

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||50% of marriges end in death, or something||

y'know it's kinda fucked that ||Nashu is bringing high explosives to Solution Nine given the place had recently gone through its own terrorist attack by the sentries
Like, time and place, Nashu! I know you like exploding things, but TIME AND PLACE!||

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(customs) youve heard of ||dead wife||, now get ready for: ||dead husband||

me, absolutely shakin like a newborn chihuahua: ME ME ME ME ME ME I CRAFT LEMME CRAFT

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||this image has so much fucking AURA||

"I have made a terrible mistake."

[hasty kayak]

corporate wants you to find 3 differences in these pictures

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||Nashu commits a terrorism. (Again.)||

[hasty kayak]

(theyre the same picture)

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guess you could say
they have the same

au ra

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this one has a crown while the other has a flower

[hasty kayak]

I WAS JOKIN ABOUT THE DIVORCE

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||based Godbert cameo||

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not for the first time i wish we could have these as a title

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Beader of Bonds isn't good enough?

or Stealer of Pants

[hasty kayak]

ough weekly maximums my abhorred

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me having to wait another fucking week just to get a slightly better weapon

entirely on me for missing a week tbf

oh what the fuck, the chaotic has a mount?

(actually it has two)

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BULLSHIT MY BELOVED HERE WE GOOOOOO

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bringi why are you playing bard