Final Fantasy 14

[plucky cairn]

Yes

[hasty kayak]

i thought you get those with expac

coooool

shakin my wallet in anticipation for tomorrow

[plucky cairn]

Nah, the earrings are exactly to get jobs up for the expansion

also look really good

[hasty kayak]

meh, im emotionally attached to mine

you get "voice of the just" waaaaaaaay back at like level 10 if you start in uldah

and because im a nanamo fan how could i not

[elfin wave]

oh then i was totally delaying levelling MNK on purpose then

[hasty kayak]

its certainly better than that dumb mask gridania gets lmao poor guys

[plucky cairn]

They are the perfect match for my DNC glam

[elfin wave]

you see i was planning on getting the preorder this whole time, really, totally

i'm not lazy...

okay maybe i am lazy

[hasty kayak]

do you not enjoy the nyoom? the pretty combos?

[plucky cairn]

I mean, for me they'll just work to level Viper and Picto

[elfin wave]

do you know if the digital collectors edition comes out tomorrow as well?

asking for a friend who wants another mecha mount

[plucky cairn]

Well the prorder for it does

I assume

[hasty kayak]

the kamehame n phoenix n BRRRRRRR?

[plucky cairn]

I don't know how it works on steam to be fair, so keep an eye out for that in case it's different

[rough crescent]

blm is fun!

[hasty kayak]

(i love the all nadi lv90 finisher skill)

(it's so pretty best mnk animation)

maybe aside from lb3 because i really like monk lb3

[plucky cairn]

But the way it works is that, when you preorder an expansion, they give you immediatly a code that'sthe preorder code, that goes into the mogstation and you get the items
On release day you get the actual expansion key

[hasty kayak]

ooooh

[elfin wave]

[hasty kayak]

good to know, though im likely to ask again when the day comes

[elfin wave]

same here, prolly

brain is sieve

[plucky cairn]

Make sure it works the same for Steam if you are playing on that

[hasty kayak]

im with site proper

[elfin wave]

I do use the site proper but I use Steam...

[plucky cairn]

yeah everyone has to go through the mogstation regardless

[elfin wave]

i see i see

[plucky cairn]

But if you have a copy registered on steam I'm pretty sure you have to get the steam key for the expansion for it to work

[elfin wave]

right so i have EW on Steam but I've bought Digital Collectors' Editions on the Mogstation before

[plucky cairn]

https://eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/product/

They have a site apparently

I think on the mogstation you can buy an upgrade to the collector edition no problem

[elfin wave]

[minor sorrel]

Damn, i was thinking might as well get it so i can use the earring... not available to preorder (not on steam for me) until tomorrow

Anyway, time for a rpr roulette >.>

[hasty kayak]

have fun! time to sleep n process the story for me

[elfin wave]

later gater

[minor sorrel]

[plucky cairn]

I'll respond to this here since I saw this late

They are giving us a fantasia for the graphic update

So you could switch to rothgar or lala, and switch back should you regret it

Since you have another one in you bags

[minor sorrel]

Heresy

[compact ibex]

Friend got a full set of endgame gear for me today. Guess its time to return fo final fentanyl 14

[plucky cairn]

It's a great time now that we can all go to australia to play together

[compact ibex]

STRAYA

[hasty kayak]

squeenix pleaaaase lemme preordeeeerrr why does it keep breakin for me

auuugh maybe firefox is bein weird. lemme pull out bleh microsoft edge i g u e s s

yeah, it was firefox (or whatever extension decided it will not allow the billing tab to unfurl)

hurray :>

[slim cairn]

Did you get the box?

Cause im in class waiting for the box

4 more mins before i jump on it

[plucky cairn]

I will wait a bit before reordering since I don't have any benefits from the earrings, so I have some more time to convince myself to get the digital collector

[slim cairn]

Im getting so many errors

I want my box

[hasty kayak]

do i look like i have money for box?

oh finallyyyyyy

[elfin wave]

tinky tinky

[hasty kayak]

25 weeeeeeeeeks

[slim cairn]

Yes

You rich

I met you irl

[hasty kayak]

i love the firmament music

so relentlessly cheerful

[slim cairn]

AFTER AN HOUR FIGHTING ON THE WEBSITE

I DID IT!!!

I was in class

Wasn’t even paying attention

I kept smashing buttons

[slim cairn]

Brings

If my wallet wasn’t crying

I would have gotten you box for birthday

[hasty kayak]

i dont want the box

why would i want another statute, i already have a better one

custom and everythin

honestly these box thingies bein sold in advance always confused me. why would i buy something extra expensive if i dont know if I'll like its story yet?

these things seem like stuff to buy after you play a thing, except they only ever sell this stuff in advance

its strange

[slim cairn]

Hmmm you have a good point

[hasty kayak]

oh i think i reached your favorite lyric thing maybe

is it ||when you do solo duty against venat to win favor of her moon dog||

alas the lyrics are fuckin shrouded as always n i cant understand shit

[slim cairn]

Yes

Faster version of Flow basically

[plucky cairn]

That one is called Flow Together

[hasty kayak]

||didn't have "get actual lecture on how echo works" on my EW bingo card||

[elfin wave]

what did you have?

[hasty kayak]

||"cid builds a spaceship", "i die", " time to attack and dethrone god" and the like||

[elfin wave]

||https://youtu.be/fsmywxKRcmo|| lyrics vidya

[hasty kayak]

||major-general|| my adoooored

[slim cairn]

The hell is that

[hasty kayak]

someone doesnt fish n it shows

[slim cairn]

I fish in animal crossing

[plucky cairn]

The ||ancients being absolutely obsessed with sharks is so endearing||

[minor sorrel]

stabs the preorder site

Let me iiiiiiiiiiiiiiin

[slim cairn]

I fought with the site for an hour this morning

I hated it

[minor sorrel]

There, worked now. Also took a good 30-40 min

[hasty kayak]

[slim cairn]

Where are you in story?

[hasty kayak]

"time to pull out the ominous music" apparently

🫵

[slim cairn]

Dynamis

Thats the theme of the song i said that you called

“The gummy song”

[hasty kayak]

*whispers * ||evil aliens??||

||EVIL ALIENS||

[slim cairn]

Bringy is an alien, just like Lyse

[hasty kayak]

NOT THE BIIIIIIIIRD

EW what the fuck

||begrudgingly adds "eye horror" on the EW bingo list....||

[slim cairn]

Ahhhh

Hehhehehhe

brings

do you want to meet in Australia?

like we don't have to do much, just right before you turn off the game

if we wanna meet character to character

[hasty kayak]

head over to uldah on sophia then at least ill add ya to friend list

[slim cairn]

sure thing

[plucky cairn]

Also invite him to the cwls since you are at it, it'll only work when we are all on that DC but might as well build it up

[hasty kayak]

right so australia immediately then-

[slim cairn]

uldah?!

[hasty kayak]

uldah or bust

[slim cairn]

ewww

[hasty kayak]

ull survive

[slim cairn]

i will burn uldah to the ground

the fuck?

[plucky cairn]

You need to click data center in the main menu

And pick it once

Then you can go back yo your character and initiate the travel

Basically you need to inform the data center you exist before you can transfer to it, if your account never connected to it you can't travel there

[slim cairn]

ohhh

somehow, since this is me

I ended up in some different na server

im now somehow in limsa...

i made it!

im staying in limsa!

brings already wants to unfriend me

[hasty kayak]

@slim cairn

[elfin wave]

shit i need to be on this too

[plucky cairn]

It's more something we are setting up for when we do groups there

[elfin wave]

oh ok fair nuff

[plucky cairn]

It wont work when we are in our respective DC

[elfin wave]

[hasty kayak]

ye it has to be all australia

[plucky cairn]

Cross world link shells only work within a Data Center

[elfin wave]

9pm on a chewsday is a good time to start a session anywayh

i mean, a solo one, cleaning up weeklies and such

been too into MHW to really grind that out today

[plucky cairn]

Before I forget I'll check if I can promote my main char using my alt, so I don't have to log into my alt ever again

[elfin wave]

y'know it's weird that MHW is the third time I've fought Rathalos and it's my first MH game

(FIrst two were in Smash Ultimate and FFXIV)

[slim cairn]

bringy is bullying me in ffxiv

[plucky cairn]

[elfin wave]

sounds about right

[slim cairn]

i say we vote to kick bringy off the team

[slim cairn]

that was fun

my icelandic sister also showed up

[hasty kayak]

i definitely didnt get slightly peer pressured to add her to the linkshell thingy also. more players yay!

quick observation thos gummy fuckin sucks i held higher aggro the entire dungeon we rouletted

and apparently things like peloton n technician are unknown entity gums i swear i will quizz u on this

and ALSO ALSO HE DIDNT EVEN GG. abhorrent behavior, rest assured im teachin him macros first thing we meet next

[slim cairn]

Hey, she is cool!

[hasty kayak]

true

got good sense for glam

[elfin wave]

man we might be able to do an Ultimate at this rate

[slim cairn]

I AM BETTER AT SUMMONER

NOT MCH

[hasty kayak]

i should've been in bed for half an hour already gummy im blamin u for this tomorrow

[elfin wave]

implying doing Ultimate is a good idea in the first place
implying doing it on fucking australian servers at that

[slim cairn]

Errr how can I tell with higher argo….

[hasty kayak]

the party list has tiny aggro list next to job icons. tank has A because they hold main aggro. afterwards its numbers, the lower the number the higher the threat u are in targets eyes

ergo ur doin more dps

its not like, a perfect indicator but it is somethin u can glance at to tell how well ur doin

example in todays alliance raid today my party had monk boosted by dancer, you'd expect dancered-up melee dps hit like a truck but me and second machinist outpaced them by quite a large margin, which suggests they werent playin as well. n given it was the mnk's first run, fair enough

[elfin wave]

use Advanced Combat Tracker

[hasty kayak]

or that sure

[elfin wave]

or don't, idk

i'm not your dad

[hasty kayak]

ngl im not sure if i trust gums with installin mods

[plucky cairn]

I think the most I'm willing to try at 300 ping is extremes

Maybe some of the easy savages tiers

Or unsynched ones

Extremes should be doable, maybe

[elfin wave]

maybe

[minor sorrel]

Ugh. Purchase went through but site is still saying processing/pending. So I don't have a code even though i got the proof of purchase email hours ago

oh no

[minor sorrel]

[compact ibex]

Splatoon

[minor sorrel]

All over my dead body

[slim cairn]

I have no clue why I did this

[slim cairn]

got my dawntrail earring as well

[hasty kayak]

@slim cairn commit fully. fantasia into viera

[slim cairn]

Never

[rough crescent]

You need to clear savage before you can even join an ultimate

Start there

[compact ibex]

considering fantasia-ing into a lalafell

so i can make it cute and pony-ish

but it'll be hard to take them seriously

when people are singing my praises like im the god of heroes or something

[rough crescent]

you guys interested in leviathan ex (level 50 sync) sometime?

[elfin wave]

i did already do Exdeath and Kefka

[plucky cairn]

Sync?

Oh right it counts even unsynched to unlock ultimates

[plucky cairn]

I'm not super interested in leviathan but if you are short one person and need someone I don't mind

[elfin wave]

Rember when we did Kefka? I think that's UWU.

[minor sorrel]

Ah, got my preorder stuff code finally

[elfin wave]

and I did Exdeath with hi-devil at some point and got UCOB

[hasty kayak]

🎶 oops ||there goes our villain wheeeeee|| 🎶

[elfin wave]

depression

[hasty kayak]

optimism!

<@&1128722919405650000> pspspsppspsps

[plucky cairn]

Need a couple of minutes

[minor sorrel]

https://www.pcgamesn.com/final-fantasy-xiv/dawntrail-pre-orders

[plucky cairn]

To be fair, squarenix web servers aren't necessarily the same as the game servers

It's fair to expect a rocky launch, given the previous one, but I am not sure the store breaking is the indication for that

[elfin wave]

i'm hanging with a fren, sorry

[hasty kayak]

gasp, a social life outside of an mmo? heresy

(have fun!)

[hasty kayak]

@rough crescent @minor sorrel either of you free for dungeon?

[slim cairn]

I wonder if i can do the dungeon with brings….

[plucky cairn]

We fly to australia?

[hasty kayak]

with the shitass ping? gummy the lenghts i go to for you, truly smh my head that should be fine!

[rough crescent]

Gonna need a few, but yes 👍

[slim cairn]

Nah, it’s a good dungeon so I don’t want you to suffer with ping

[hasty kayak]

i was jokin, dont worry about it

been there done that, 300 isnt all that bad tbh

[hasty kayak]

awesome, please make ur way to sophia when you can

oh nooo wrong check emote

[slim cairn]

I call summoner since SOMEBODY made fun of my mch yesterday

[hasty kayak]

thats okay i cant tell a bad summoner player yet

[rough crescent]

Where in the world is sophia

[plucky cairn]

Wow we are actually almost at the end, I think this syncs to 89, I actually have to bring something I can use and I can't just wing it as IDK, ninja

[hasty kayak]

australia

[plucky cairn]

Oceania data center

You might have to connect to it once before you can travel there

I should do a quick guide to do that and pin it, for the next time it happens

It's simple but a bit confusing

[minor sorrel]

i mean, i'm still at work and expecting calls but i can play if you don't mind waiting 10-15 minutes if i get a call

[slim cairn]

i should get out of bed

[hasty kayak]

sorry, we already have four now wasnt expectin gummy to b free n call dibs

[minor sorrel]

No worries~

[slim cairn]

i meannnn

i can sit out

[minor sorrel]

nah i work at a call center but work from home, just low volume

[plucky cairn]

I'm in australia now and if you don't come I have to go back, so you better come

[minor sorrel]

But knowing my luck, the moment we start a boss fight I get a call

[slim cairn]

okay okay

[hasty kayak]

@slim cairn ur fashionably late is turnin into late late hurry ur buuuuuutt

[slim cairn]

okay okay

im transfering right now

[plucky cairn]

I should have ran ACT, to see if Gummy was indeed better at DPS

[rough crescent]

bringi had higher dps

enmity was consistently higher

[slim cairn]

(guys, you are supposed to lie for me)

[hasty kayak]

tbf i was a melee

[slim cairn]

(just lie for me and we will be good)

[plucky cairn]

True and SMN is a low DPS class

[hasty kayak]

however me havin consistently higher dps also when we both played as machinist yesterday is no excuse gums

[slim cairn]

thats cause

ummm ping

[plucky cairn]

If both played at the same level, MNK is gonna win it
That said you never did the fights which means you are gonna miss more shots because you don't know when you can be in melee and attacking

[hasty kayak]

oh nooOoOO the biiiiiirb

this is so rood

so, ||a (via moon?) trip to outer reaches of to universe to defeat meteion?|| as final boss? ||semi-final?|| wait ||zenos is still alive too...||

do we not ||fight hydaelyn or is that like 6.3||

[slim cairn]

remember brings

when I told you one thing spooked me in endwalker

you are seeing it with your own eyes

also my bunny outfit is decent in good lighting

duno why I spent all my gambling money on it though

[elfin wave]

because buunny grils

[slim cairn]

true

[hasty kayak]

UH OH

oh phew maybe

[hasty kayak]

oh finallyyyy ||elpis|| flying

||i like that answers lyrics quest namin||

very cheeky n fun

[plucky cairn]

Time to ||go back?||

[hasty kayak]

well... for one ||we still have half of labyrithos unexplored...||

[plucky cairn]

True

[hasty kayak]

hmmm. ||maybe theyre hidin the pizza slice spaceship there?||

[plucky cairn]

Could be

[hasty kayak]

ooof course

[minor sorrel]

[hasty kayak]

||"... awwww fuuuuck, guess i do have to become a primal"||

ff14 rlly said ||"hmmmmm, what should the theme of this expansion be? throws a dart at a target marked with delights such as "Horrors of War" "Ggenerational Trauma" and such "oh, looks like our winner is Fear of Death! lets name it endwalker hehehe"||

[plucky cairn]

Man, ||doesn't Garlemald seem 2 expansions ago?||

So much shit happens in Endwalker

I'm only mad that ||during you time with Venat you don't ask her why bunnies||

[hasty kayak]

lmao

"i was tired of all the sharks too"

[plucky cairn]

[slim cairn]

@hasty kayak YOU BETTER LIKE EMET-SELCH AFTER THIS ONE

[hasty kayak]

ANSWERS HIIIIIII

oh this is a PERFECT PLACEMENT DAMN

[slim cairn]

HE SAVED YOUR ASS

[hasty kayak]

help this is so cool

[plucky cairn]

Yep

It's crazy that they drop ||this character on us, and in one zone I give so much shit about her, they cooked with Venat||

[hasty kayak]

HEEEEEELP SHE REPEATS HER SPEEEEEEEECH THAT SHE GAVE TO YOUIIIIJDHATSTWGDJFUGKJ

this is goin so high up the favorite scenes list

POINTS AGGRESSIVELY

the thing the thing the thing!!!!!!!

ye okay new crowning moment of ff14 i guess whoops here we go

i am not filled with sad but instead aggressive relentless this is amazing

[plucky cairn]

That scene is so excellent

[hasty kayak]

breaks the door open SCIONS HOLY SHIT

||bitches we are goin to space||

[plucky cairn]

See what I mean when I say this makes SHB better?

[hasty kayak]

... it does?

[plucky cairn]

||The journey to Elpis, meeting them and seeing them interact gives the whole SHB conflict a lot more context||

||Emet is not trying to bring back his people in my head, he is trying to bring back Hythlodeus, that makes such a huge difference||

[slim cairn]

so you be nice to him brings

[hasty kayak]

sorry but im still hang up ||on the multiple planets murder, even if his "ur like animals to me, why wouldnt i sacrifice animals to get my boyfriend back" is much more understandable viewpoint now||

[slim cairn]

but you like the boyfriend!

[hasty kayak]

||sorry busy bein hyped over venat||

yes i did immediately go to watch the cutscene again

[plucky cairn]

Such a wild expansion

[hasty kayak]

we're only at level 87 h e l p

[slim cairn]

im forever mad at brings now

[hasty kayak]

thats okay

i no longer ||wish to murder hydaelyn that is my bestie in time||

||and yet i will so have to because this is a fucking anime game and why wouldnt they make me murder a god FUCK||

||and you know to fulfill the messaging of people bein ready to juggle their fate by themselves you cant have a god around no matter how good her heart's intentions||

||guys i dont wanna kill venat auuuuuuuuughhhhhh||

[plucky cairn]

Haha

You are reading the themes pretty well

[hasty kayak]

more "several cutscenes will play" dialogue box? game ur budget is showin

[slim cairn]

OH AND YET YOU KILLED EMET-SELCH?!

I SEE SOME DOUBLE STANDARDS HERE

[hasty kayak]

oh no no game I don't know how to SAGE-

phew

||LEGION|| BUDDIES COMIN IN DA CLUUUUUUUUTCH

game pls i still have my nose

FRIEEEEEEEEEENDS :3

game please this is not time for sass-

[elfin wave]

NEVER SKIP LEG DAY

[minor sorrel]

nsfb ||isn't zombie bunny arriving shortly||

[elfin wave]

||A TEST OF YOUR-||

[slim cairn]

I sassed her though

[minor sorrel]

[hasty kayak]

oh!

||zenos hi?||

||hopefully my buddy my pal gets a post ew patch to himself, then?...||

kinda epic that|| zenos of all people echoes venat´s words here?||

||WOL zenos AU when||

[plucky cairn]

lol

That is true tho

[hasty kayak]

you'd think he of all ppl kinda submitted to apathy, but no the guy rlly truly is just extremely single minded huh?

[plucky cairn]

You are fighting nihilism, and ||Zenos isn't an enemy in that battle, he has a reason to live, he is even if tenuously on the side of the people who wouldn't give up just because Twitter X is mean to them||

[hasty kayak]

TWITTER

[slim cairn]

X

[hasty kayak]

[plucky cairn]

Do you think it's a ||coincidence that the end of all life is brought by a blue bird and the modus operandi is deepest despair? I think not!||

[hasty kayak]

ah, so ||as a tumblr user who never stepped into twitter i was shielded by another site's influence... a site thats blue... like hydaelyn-||

ninja nooooo

NINJA PLEAAAAAAASE

[plucky cairn]

Hahaha

Listen, mount up a do a fate

[elfin wave]

i thought you were doing MNK for MSQ

[plucky cairn]

MSQ is a lot of exp to do it with something you have already maxed

[hasty kayak]

i do, i just always swap a different job to actually complete quests

[elfin wave]

[hasty kayak]

waste of precious resources

i had like four different classes i could do this with but you know then i had to go n max them for role quests..... nin is the closest so thats the one who gets xp now

i thought of doin tribe quests real quick but u were right gen one fate was plenty, thanks

[elfin wave]

oh right, i got paid today, i should get the preorder

then you know I can level 30% faster

oh my god these would have been SO GOOD for BLU

30% more EXP for defeating enemies + BLUs already massive EXP buff for killing enemies

[hasty kayak]

....

excuse me

||forget meteion, puddinway is EWs antagonist||

oh nooooooo we shouldntve let ||urianger back on the moon. he's weirder now||

[minor sorrel]

There it is

[hasty kayak]

dumbass (affectionate)

[minor sorrel]

[hasty kayak]

i love you i love you i love you

.... aw fuck maybe ew will actually become my favorite expansion. and then ill feel shame forever

this is what i imagine playin lalafell feels like

[plucky cairn]

Also that line is a work of art

[hasty kayak]

||so the pizza slice is sharlayan indeed||

thats forum concluded

[elfin wave]

great, now i want pizza

[hasty kayak]

we shall head back to ||labyrynthos|| another time

but yay, msq level 88! inchin closer now

[elfin wave]

i hope i can join for the next dungeon

I think it's the first MSQ dungeon you can run at 90? (The requirement is 89 but I think it syncs to 90)

[hasty kayak]

..... :( i tried to log off n my pc crashed?

buddy hello?

[elfin wave]

Yeah, I just checked, I was exactly right

PRIMAL REND MY BELOVED

[hasty kayak]

oh no itt got stuck on the error message

[elfin wave]

NFSb ||are we going to run Mothercrystal or are we going to let them do Duty Support since it's the one Trial you can Duty Support on and I think it's thematically appropriate to do DS in that one instance||

we have some time before that but given the next dungeon ||preceeds the Trial we should probably figure that out sooner rather than later|| (NSFb, again)

ALSO (last NSFb i swear) ||Your Answer is going to make bringi scream, 100%||

[hasty kayak]

i know the windows defender updated today, im willin to bet its that lil fuckers fault i bdos'd

[plucky cairn]

NSFb ||my plan is to advise DS, and then see what bringi picks||

[elfin wave]

good plan

[hasty kayak]

can i uuh. i probably should know this already and forgot, but ||what exactly determined who was kept unsundered and who got shattered? at first i thought "convocation" and that comin into seat gives you some kinda powers via ritual, but fandaniel got sundered, as did azem. was it those who havent given to despair? but in that case azem wouldnt get sundered, she is WOLs n WOLs are all about bein stubborn as fuck. so then, those especially devoted to zodiark? but in that case, wouldnt we have more unsundeded given a whole lot of planet was on board with him? or did we do have plenty of unsundered zodiark lovers even after splitting, n they died off later to despair over millennia n millenia? like havin an especially bad depressive episode could literally shatter u into pieces?||

[plucky cairn]

We never got details as to how ||Emet and Lahabrea got saved from the sundering, but my guess is that, since they are basically the two most accomplished mages in the convocation I assume they managed to react in time and through some spell shield themeselves or flee from it||

To my knowledge, those two ||were the only two that got spared that we know of, except Elidibus, but Elidibus doesn't count because he was the Heart of Zodiark, so while zodiark got sundered, I assume his whole soul remained in the portion of zodiark that was on the source and could get out eventually, leaving Zodiark without a heart||

It's ||possible more avoided that fate, but we have no knowledge of that if that's the case||

[compact ibex]

here's something i'd want to see: a crossover with G4 My Little Pony. both it and FF14 have a lot of similar themes, i find, so i dont think it'd be super weird.

[plucky cairn]

I mean, there were crossovers with fall guys so nothing is too weird really,

[compact ibex]

true

discord, tirek, and a third, original villain would make for some neat trials

the shadow pony too

[rancid laurel]

The XIV community is great in general but I don't think they're mature enough to handle an MLP crossover

[compact ibex]

well we got our crossover with "My Little Chocobo"

[rancid laurel]

Yes and I've seen people mad about that

[compact ibex]

weak!

if they cant handle it, thats their problem

also, i think i know what aesthetic i want for fashion. MAYBE i can make it work, but im not sure how to describe it

any idea if paladins have like, a unicorn horned headpiece?

[compact ibex]

had the most glorious run of labyrinth of the ancients

at the last boss, one of the tanks was trolling and kept the boss far away from the group so that we wouldnt have time to get to the platforms. he got us with it, but in the next attempt i provoked the boss after HE provoked first, and thus kept aggro off the troll tank until we finished the boss

💕 ❤️ 💕

[compact ibex]

new DRK glamour RATE IT

please.

[hasty kayak]

dark

i like the cowl

[compact ibex]

i love it too

[compact ibex]

discovered the efficient way of completing the weeklies in eureka

play warrior

[hasty kayak]

eureka is fun

i miss it

i rlly wanna go back n get first step of brd in addition to my already completed rdm

bc my brd is claude fire emblem cosplay n i want the "hehee glowy failnaught" for it

but there is just thiiiiiiiiis much to complete on my pre-dt list i am bein so brave about focusin on msq instead

[compact ibex]

i wanna get the ozma mount

[hasty kayak]

me n gen too, at some point

theres discords for organizin ba runs, which is cool

[elfin wave]

https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/blog/003581.html

[plucky cairn]

April 2nd

Good to know

[median ridge]

After this we need one for FF7 Rebirth

[minor sorrel]

Good chance it'll happen, knowing how crossover-happy they are

[abstract ibex]

Will you have to be a certain level for that quest or no?

[elfin wave]

Like the last crossover, level 50 and having beat Ultima Weapon

[abstract ibex]

Oh

Damnit

[elfin wave]

it shouldn't take a month to beat ARR

and it is going to be around until early May

[abstract ibex]

Ive gotta grind then

[hasty kayak]

[elfin wave]

unless you're bringi

who is Chronically Distracted By The Shiny Thing™️

[abstract ibex]

Around how many hours is ARR?

Cuz im 18 hours into it

[minor sorrel]

The question is more where in the story you are :X

sneakily levels ARC

[latent vapor]

If I recall correctly, it's the first level 50 main story quest. So if you look at the level of your MSQ, it should give you a rough idea of how much more you need to do.

[abstract ibex]

My current story quest is lvl 20

Om the quest named for coin and country

[rough crescent]

i only recently replayed arr, you've got a lot ahead of you

you'll have to regularly keep playing if you don't want to skip cutscenes and dialogue (which you shouldn't)

[latent vapor]

You've still got quite the journey ahead of you, but you still might make it before the end of the event.

[abstract ibex]

I kinda feel like skipping through the dialogue and cutscenes and just watching a recap of the story on youtube after i finish

[minor sorrel]

Heresy

Youtube don't have your character in the cutscene!

[elfin wave]

popo tato

[minor sorrel]

Ah yes, time tou roulette on my RPR

||amaurot||
Oh.

[minor sorrel]

Aaaand two wipes on first boss

Woo, third time's the charm

[abstract ibex]

What should i name my chocobo

[minor sorrel]

Drumstick

[abstract ibex]

Sure

[minor sorrel]

Also three tries on last boss but hey, completed!

[compact ibex]

endwalker spoilers ||in ultima thule doing the dragon sidequests. god i wanna just... pick em all up and cuddle em and tell em i can make things right for them, even if not a return to their old ways.||

[compact ibex]

finally

took me forever

[elfin wave]

https://twitter.com/FF_XIV_EN/status/1773730342647853359

FINAL FANTASY XIV (@FF_XIV_EN) on X

The date for the next #FFXIV Letter from the Producer LIVE is set! 📺 https://t.co/Hd5q6OItpA

📅 Friday, April 12 at 9:00 p.m. (PDT) /
📅 Saturday, April 13 at 4:00 (GMT)

The broadcast will be a part of our upcoming 10th Anniversary Celebration 14-hour Broadcast.✨

Twitter · Mar 29, 2024, 3:14 PM

[minor sorrel]

Yey, 31 arcanist

[elfin wave]

you have two pills
if you take the Red Pill, you continue the path of casting magic and hurting things with your carby and eventually summon god

if you take the green pill, you get a fairy wife

choose carefully

[minor sorrel]

Porque no lo dos

[elfin wave]

it's because Arcanist can either become a Summoner or a Scholar and for some reason they never went back to that idea

(i mean, you can play both.)

[minor sorrel]

(:P)

[elfin wave]

[latent vapor]

And it doesn't require that much to play both, since they both share the same level. The only jobs in the game to do so.

[hasty kayak]

scholar is fun

i like playin with it more than whm

[elfin wave]

kinda wild doing SCH job quests at 90

also having no access to like
your entire job idendity

[hasty kayak]

that'll be me with summoner when im forced to do it

[elfin wave]

at least you'll have Phoenix!

wait no.
you won't have the Phoenix button without the Bahamut button

[minor sorrel]

[abstract ibex]

My favorite ff7 character

[compact ibex]

just found this in eureka

[compact ibex]

me n this other guy i dont know

[compact ibex]

idk if i ever posted my warrior fashion here

[hasty kayak]

damn, lucky

[plucky cairn]

Nice

[hasty kayak]

here´s yer reminder to check cacpot

[elfin wave]

[elfin wave]

congratlation, you can now summon the god of arson

or as JoCat calls him
"Chilli Boi"

[minor sorrel]

Sounds about right

...Yeah, that's about the right expression

[elfin wave]

GENERAL KENOBI

[minor sorrel]

And now to never touch it again!

[hasty kayak]

join us in the "squeenix feo ul when"

[hasty kayak]

aw, but the questline is like, a nice average

an average plus even

its cute in the end

[minor sorrel]

I mean, it'll probably be one of the last. I'm generally not a fan of healing

[elfin wave]

you get to learn about Tonberries!

and how absolutely fucked up it is

[minor sorrel]

But I already know everything I need to

[hasty kayak]

sir go back to bed

dt isnt for another few months

[abstract ibex]

That's the best ffxiv drip ive seen

[compact ibex]

wooo ninja is level 90

[hasty kayak]

congrats! i suck at that job so baaaad

id have to sit down n rlly look up optimal rotation cause what to use when is not intuitive at all on nin for me n dps suffers like craaaazy

[plucky cairn]

I did look up an optimal rotation for NIN and concluded that it would be unoptimal for DPS for me to be interned into a mental institute

So I still wing it to this day

[rough crescent]

https://youtu.be/pZk1AmuRSVU

let's go

[elfin wave]

nearly had my house destroyed

[compact ibex]

holy jesus i fucking bought the wrong class of gear and now that couple of hours of grinding was wasted

i feel like i aged a year

[hasty kayak]

pat pat what mistake didja do?

[elfin wave]

warrior more like
bad

april fools idfk 🎉

[hasty kayak]

awwww, but my itty bitty ship....

[elfin wave]

must be april fools, bringi has to progress msq

[slim cairn]

I finished the Endwalker raids

[hasty kayak]

finishes side quest with ||puddingway|| why are bunni so cute aaaaauughhh

[minor sorrel]

Fear the zombiebun

[hasty kayak]

(ew) just got ||back to labyryntos n meetin with the chief spaceship engineer|| that. is ||not a voice id expect on lala and they gave him a mullet too ||

[slim cairn]

stormblood was the best expansion

april fools

[hasty kayak]

yeah that must be really awkward offscreen if u didnt do coils

[elfin wave]

angy bahamut noises

[hasty kayak]

||SURPRISE NANAMO????? HI??????||

breaking things! breaking things! breaking things!

[elfin wave]

i like breaking things

"Thing Breaking People"

the sequel to "Exceptionally Violent Assistant"

[hasty kayak]

you know what, good enough for me

[elfin wave]

[hasty kayak]

i cant believe ||they pull both papalymo and hauchefant cards one after another...||

[elfin wave]

[hasty kayak]

slams fists on table i fuckin love assorting forces in stories, YES i wanna see catalogue list of all my friends, INJECT IT RIGHT INTO MY VEINS

also this music slaps

[slim cairn]

disgusting

[abstract ibex]

Ugly ass top

[hasty kayak]

im just, gonna slides this across a table do me a favor and, when you get to vesper bay, please find npc that gives you these three quests n do them

it is a matter of life or death

[abstract ibex]

Im assuming those quests will unlock fashion options

[elfin wave]

GLAM IS ENDGAME

[abstract ibex]

Ill do those as soon as possible then

[minor sorrel]

[hasty kayak]

(EW) WOL cancellation pending

[abstract ibex]

I was trying to figure out where vesper bay was and then i realized im in it

[plucky cairn]

No ill will, except for all of the ill will.

[hasty kayak]

i like your cat btw, as appreciator of both spiky hair n purbl

fun tip, typing /gpose into chat lets you do funky screenshot stuff

[abstract ibex]

I have to get disciple of the hand to lvl 15 for the next part of the glamour quest

[hasty kayak]

ah, i forgot about that

yeah makes sense, cause glamour prisms n dyes are crafted items

[abstract ibex]

My dad kicked me off the ps5 so i cant play anymore rn

I guess spreading democracy is more important

[compact ibex]

Bought Aiming legs instead of Scouting.

[abstract ibex]

Oh no they're dead

[abstract ibex]

I was in the middle of a dungeon when the maintenance started

I forgot there was maintenance today

[hasty kayak]

oof pat pat

[hasty kayak]

ah, reminds me of a chat funni here

its how lotta msq feels "yeah i get ur goin thru The Horrors, but itll be fiiiiiiiine"

[elfin wave]

wonder who that is
they look stinky

No, fuck off.

oh my god you can actually say no, lmao

[dark jacinth]

https://fxtwitter.com/ff_xiv_en/status/1775116050172150106?

[elfin wave]

fucking Cyberdemon-ass

[elfin wave]

The lack of dyable area is... Disappointing.

still looks rad because cape but

[median ridge]

Maybe Dawntrail will fix it.

[plucky cairn]

Yeah double dye channels look fun on that one

I assume the gear they are making now, they are making with the knowledge that they are adding that in a few months

[hasty kayak]

i threw some parts of it on my war bc for the love of me i still havent decided on anythin good on my war -_-

all i know is o r a n g e

thats it thats plan for war

but idk it just doesnt rlly speak to me

[hasty kayak]

@elfin wave i just feel like i should tell you this, you absolutely ruined machinist for me every time i flamethrower my brain automatically supplies "flammenwerfen. it werfs flammen" and thats completely your fault bc i dont even know the reference!

[elfin wave]

Good

i stole it from someone funnier than me

i mean it isn't the original but it's where i first heard it

[hasty kayak]

(ff16 crossover) oh my gooooooooooood

[minor sorrel]

Ah it's available?

[rough crescent]

the fight goes hard too

[elfin wave]

CYBERDEMON ASS

[latent vapor]

I almost died at the very end

The conventionally-avoidable damage covered too much of the floor for me to handle.

[hasty kayak]

(ew) aww, i want ||uriangers job >:c i wanna hang with loporrits forever actually||

quick jump over to mch lv.80 bc i finally hit it, ||in this house we love hilda so much||

[elfin wave]

clive is a fucking shit tank

[abstract ibex]

I really hope i can finish ARR before the FF16 event ends

[elfin wave]

You got a whole-ass month

[hasty kayak]

(ew) ||bunni|| nooooo i promise its a cool place

[slim cairn]

What the heck is wrong with you

[plucky cairn]

Which quest are you at?

[hasty kayak]

lmaoooo

[plucky cairn]

Oh nevermind, I know where you are

Finding all the people took me forever

[hasty kayak]

[plucky cairn]

[hasty kayak]

[plucky cairn]

[hasty kayak]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

oooh yep here comes the sticker

head in my haaaaaaaands AUGH

[plucky cairn]

That scene is pretty lethal

[hasty kayak]

||they even have him all shaky heeeeeeelp||

(only slightly awkward with all the npcs nearbly lmaoooo)

random ||sharlayan|| researcher tryin to get info on ||starship engines|| b like:

[plucky cairn]

It's like, a 4 expansions after payoff too

[hasty kayak]

o boi 10 side quests popped dont mind if i dooooooo ... do those tomorrow >:c bein an adult with responsibilities is so annoying, what do you mean i have to manage my bedtime so i dont set lab on fire by accident

[elfin wave]

"Nothing hurts more than emotional damage, just ask Urianger"

[plucky cairn]

It's also that ||they do the hug, they never hug in FFXIV because clipping is hard to avoid with their system of making cutscenes but they go for it and it's so unexpected, it hits even harder for that||

[hasty kayak]

they proved they can do it, so ||i expect a cutscene where i hug nanamo any day now. aaaaaany day||

||nanamo does hug raubahn in 2.x, but its in that clever angle of way where they didnt have to worry about arms too much||

i love that scene btw 2.x is so good

[rough crescent]

yep!

[hasty kayak]

y e a h

[rough crescent]

the 2.X patches are top tier

they're a monumental step up from 2.0

[hasty kayak]

notably 4.x did not have a hug which i am sad about, but i forgive them because we got ||"smile for me, raubahn. i would have this parting be a joyous one"||

which is an absolute TOP TIER moment in my eyes

[slim cairn]

Set it on fire

Ul dah still sucks

Ishgard better

[hasty kayak]

sorry you're talkin to number one uldah fan so your opinion is invalid

[slim cairn]

Be an Ishgard fan!

[elfin wave]

sorry you're talkin to the number one old sharylan fan so your opinion is invalid

[abstract ibex]

Now i have a better outfit

[abstract ibex]

He's just a lil guy

I also got a corrupted screenshot while trying to download the pic

[abstract ibex]

I defeated titan

But now everyone in the waking sands is dead

[abstract ibex]

It appears i have ventured into Canada

[abstract ibex]

I unlocked dragoon

I accidentally hit wait when it came up with the option to change the hotbar when i equipped the dragoon soul crystal. How do i make that come up again?

This is stressing me out way more than it should be cuz i feel like i messed up

[hasty kayak]

oof, i remember the ouchie of that. if it's any consolation, it gets worse!

[hasty kayak]

i approve of the drip-in-work

[hasty kayak]

do you mean the game asked you if you want to port skill positions on your hotbars from lancer to dragoon and you didnt accept? that shouldnt have much consequence other than you havin to reshuffle your skills around again. it should hopefully pop up again if you pick up another class and upgrade it to job. are new skills still available to you? there's a menu that has lists of all skills for that job and u can drag-drop them into your hotbars even if you dont have them unlocked yet so you can preemptively decide where you'll have them located (i always spend like an hour fiddlin with this when i get a new job), but i dont remember from top of my head what the menu is called other than you open it by hittin P (which i believe is its original position and not somethin i changed in keybinds...). but if i remember correctly youre on console so that doesnt help much...

ill look the name up when im back from work in the afternoon

[plucky cairn]

I can't really comment on it since I never played on console, that said the skill copy is a recent feature so I assume you can survive without it

[elfin wave]

ah yes, fantasy canadia

... more i think about it, that gets more accurate, lmao

[hasty kayak]

... canada has ||giant christian church conspiracy?||

[elfin wave]

i mean without getting into Rule 2 too much... ||There's the whole thing about Canadian indigenous people schools||

which was not my intention (so devastating) but is a very fucking unfortunate parallel

[hasty kayak]

||i thought that was governmental cleanse, not a religious one?|| then again, i mean i guess ||the church is sorta government in hw||. then again again ||its not like i know that much about canadian history||

[elfin wave]

yeah it's not something i know that much about, it's just something that rang in the back of my miind when you mentioned the whole ||christian church conspiracy||

REGARDLESS

we can agree that Hauchefaunt is absolutely the Canadian standard of being a pure wholesome bean

[hasty kayak]

@slim cairn we figured out why you like ishgard

[hasty kayak]

what do you suppose today´s plan for me is? side quests? msq even, perhaps? w r o n g im spammin ||eden: umbra|| til i can get head piece for my newly 80 mch

glam is endgame

[plucky cairn]

Should be very fast to do

[hasty kayak]

"wait time: 20 minutes" are you sure about that gen

oh noooo i wanted to pick up side quests while i wait n theres fate train coagulation and the area is like limsa now

pain sorrow and 5fps

[elfin wave]

show glam

[hasty kayak]

its still "lookin cool joker" but now ill have a cooler mask

which is extremely important to me

.......

..........

my hair fuckin clips

nevermiiiind then i guess i did that fight for nothin lmaooo

ill throw it into wardrobe just in case i decide to change hair one day lmao

[elfin wave]

[rough crescent]

You can’t

Way too late a reply but if this happens again, you can’t

You’ll just have to redo your skills is all

[slim cairn]

Gothic castles

[hasty kayak]

"aw man i havent played dancer in ages, lets do roulettes with it to refresh my memory slightly with somethin simple"
game: fuck you eden
"well okay for tryin to remember what my buttons do that was kinda oof but its fine next one will be somethin easier-
game: fuck you again, amaurot

[hasty kayak]

this is ||tataru´s|| aint it

[plucky cairn]

Yes!

Another random payoff

Oh btw, check sharleyan when you have a second

Wait nevermind

I'll check if the quest I'm talking about is already available or not before I send you checking for it

Nevermind it's later

[slim cairn]

HEY AMAUROT IS COOL

i still mad at brings for not liking Emet-Selch still

[plucky cairn]

There is a quest you kinda have to do and it's called "Sandwiches and Pretzels", keep that in mind

[elfin wave]

https://youtu.be/A6sHs4e-pvI

oh there were people saying "oh i can't wait for the next dungeon!" in his chat
oh god
that's "enjoy the rest of Heavensward!" levels of trolling

[hasty kayak]

as if i ever skipped a quest but sure ill keep an eye out

[hasty kayak]

lmaoo hi quick ||hw alliance sky pirate|| cameo

in this house we love conditional dialogue

[plucky cairn]

I didn't get that one at the time, congrats

[abstract ibex]

[hasty kayak]

its makin me feel worse about not gettin bozja done yet tho

||four lords too hiiiiii||

[plucky cairn]

The bozja thing was earlier so you don't have to worry about it

I don't think there are any other references

[hasty kayak]

ah ye and|| ivalice|| too

[plucky cairn]

This bit is the equivalent of ||we gonna build the big talos|| in SHB but it's about the whole game instead of just SHB MSQ

It's so satisfying

[hasty kayak]

||TATARUUU MVPPPPPPPP||

[plucky cairn]

The difference if you watch it from someone that did no extra content is staggering

[hasty kayak]

MOOOOOOOOM?????

yoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOO

RETURN OF THE BESTEST OF BOOOOOOOOOOOIS

||ALPHA MY BELOVEEEEED||

[plucky cairn]

With the ||omega toy|| too

[hasty kayak]

ye this rlly is all stops or nothin

[plucky cairn]

I kinda want to see the flowchart for this cutscene

There must have been with a whole wall with a conspiracy board to plot how this must have gone

[hasty kayak]

and this would be... ||alexander||, yes?

[plucky cairn]

I think so

[hasty kayak]

i do not remember this one mentioned anywhere

hmmmm

curious

[plucky cairn]

Another sibling, yeah, first time they mention it by name I think

[hasty kayak]

"bitch ya better believe im comin even if i have to make up qualifications myself"

heh, i see what ya did there

||"when you understand what is at stake and are prepared to surmount the insurmountable"|| indeed

aw fuck, right in the jugular

fine, we can ||coparent the twins together||

[plucky cairn]

Yeah, ||they nailed that redemption||

[hasty kayak]

just in case you´re wonderin yes i am not in fact immune to propaganda triple distilled pain n hope coctail

oooooooh yeeeesssss what a well placed ||first half of ultima theme||

[hasty kayak]

oh this quest popped up, ill do it first thing tomorrow then

[slim cairn]

bringy

I got bully in animal crossing stream

where were you!?

[hasty kayak]

assemblin ||space crew||

[slim cairn]

the avengers?

[hasty kayak]

okay, ||chat with hydaelyn tomorrow!||

first 89, the finish line is so cloooooooose

[plucky cairn]

Then you have like, 2/3 months to do the raids, and the rest of the story, and the extra content you want to do before going into DT

EW doesn't have a trail series so that's out at least

[hasty kayak]

EW that is so severy disappointin of u trials are like the best part

[plucky cairn]

The alliance raid is really good at least, and it does have a deep dungeon

And the variant dungeons

Which I'm confident you'll love

[hasty kayak]

i didnt look at those spoilers you wrote up that one time but the way ye talk them up makes me very excited

and by GODS am i lookin forward to hildy

[plucky cairn]

I personally think EW hildy, it's the funniest it's been

There are also some excellently funny moments in the MSQ

[hasty kayak]

i dont know why i spoilered that

force of habit

wait no i guess ||he is a potato sack||

so its like semi spoilers pre shb

[rough crescent]

just to clarify, endwalker does have the trials, but they're part of the msq this time

but i 100% agree they were better as their own story line and i dearly wish they'll go back to that with dawntrail

[hasty kayak]

the question remains, will that be enough time

can we get the animal crossing island to five star isabelle approval

[plucky cairn]

You should probably go through the patch story first so you don't have a timer on you

I don't think there is much reason to delay it this time

[hasty kayak]

i expect to follow your write up as per usual

[plucky cairn]

As in, story stuff isn't really related to the sidequests

[abstract ibex]

FFXIV is really just mlp with violence

[elfin wave]

apply friendship until the problem disappears

[slim cairn]

I thought Hazbin Hotel was MLP but with violence

[abstract ibex]

Cant they both be?

[slim cairn]

Good point

[minor sorrel]

The ff16 glam works well for reaper

Bro with no pants

[compact ibex]

I love that this is true

[elfin wave]

finally pre-ordered DT on Steem
now i wait for my damn code

hope it comes sooner rather than later, cus i want those earrings, I've been planning on powerlevelling with that 30% bonus

[plucky cairn]

It arrived super fast for me

[elfin wave]

does it come by email or what

[plucky cairn]

If you are using gmail it might be tagged as a promotion email

[elfin wave]

i don't sort emails by tabs anymore, lmao

[hasty kayak]

i got it in spam, so maybe check that

i also know its been hours for gums before he got his, but i have no idea what determines when you get yours

[rough crescent]

You right click the game on Steam and grab the code there

If it’s not there, restart steam

It’s instant

[elfin wave]

[minor sorrel]

It arrived like 12 hours later for me but that's when the page was being slammed

[elfin wave]

oooooh

time to flip a coin
heads MNK, tails PLD

oh thank god it was tails

[hasty kayak]

:c

:c :c :c :c

[elfin wave]

it's not that i don't like mnk
it's that i don't want to do level 80 content

[minor sorrel]

[elfin wave]

well i need to do eden for tails so fiiiiine

[slim cairn]

Took a few hours

[elfin wave]

SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

[minor sorrel]

I do love the upside down helicopter kick

[abstract ibex]

Level 50 DRG achieved

[elfin wave]

one of like 19

[minor sorrel]

[abstract ibex]

The credits to ARR are rolling

This end credit music is really good

[plucky cairn]

[abstract ibex]

Dont know whether to spoiler this or not so ill just put a spoiler on it

[compact ibex]

endwalker spoiliops ||https://youtu.be/rID_7sEkAQw?si=YXfMETi5RAtVf8Hp||

i love this song, and this boss looks REALLY cool, both in terms of design and mechanics

im so upset that i never got involved in the endwalker raiding scene. its only gonna be braindead easy from now on with how item level scaling doesnt bring you down low enough.

actually, i wonder if there's FCs whose whole thing is ALL kinds of raid content, not just current content.

like, running savage content from previous expansions

[elfin wave]

I told ya you had plenty of time to finish ARR, lmao

[rancid laurel]

[hasty kayak]

sorry, please spoiler that

[elfin wave]

bringi just finished the whole ||Elpis|| arc so you know
freash trauma

[hasty kayak]

we have a person who just finished arr so its best to b careful

[rough crescent]

Savage is not brain dead easy when synced

You’ll want to turn off echo, sure

You will still need to do all mechanics properly

[plucky cairn]

Even with echo, depending on how experienced the team is, it's not gonna be a walk in the park

Assuming it's at least synched

[rough crescent]

Echo mostly lets you skip some mechanics towards the end of the fight and makes some mechanics easier. Most you’ll still have to do the same way as if it were new content

So yep even with echo it’s not braindead at all

[elfin wave]

SPEAKING OF TRAUMA
how's my new DRK glam looking?

[plucky cairn]

Pretty nice, very in theme for the dragon lady thing

[elfin wave]

well technically the sword is meant to be Ifrit's horn but whatever works

i changed the dye to black because E D G E

... which i realise is very Guts-inspired now, lmao

[plucky cairn]

IDK if I'd say so

Guts is usually well armored, that glam doesn't necessarily reminds me of him

[elfin wave]

maybe it's just the colour

[hasty kayak]

horrid ||sharlayan bread made palpatable! ||

[elfin wave]

OH MY GOD YOU CAN PET THE DOGGO MOUNT

[hasty kayak]

yeah its delightful

..... oh my god

oh noooooooooo this is ||papalymo´s DAD|| isnt it

[plucky cairn]

Excellent quest

[hasty kayak]

you cant just DROP THIS AT ME, GAME

auuuugh fuuuuuuuuuuck

[elfin wave]

took me a minute to realise, lmao

[hasty kayak]

thanks game this sandwich you just gave me is going to be so soggy and salty

[rancid laurel]

Sorry

[hasty kayak]

all good, i just feel like her name might b a bit too important

though ur not wrong that her quotes are excellent

okay <@&1128722919405650000> who wants to do some roulette!

i want whm levels, n need a teeeny bit for nin to continue fuellin msq exp into it

[plucky cairn]

Logging on

[elfin wave]

logging een

[hasty kayak]

i also really need to pick war back up sometime, poor thing is stuck

i just auugh tanking

[elfin wave]

OH YEAH
I forgot i wanted to change my MNK glam, lmao

hence the edgy boi glam

eh another day, more excuses to spam yakuza music

[plucky cairn]

I swear I'm getting lost city so often

So annoying

[hasty kayak]

fuckin diabolos

gen ur drg glam is so chef kiss

[plucky cairn]

Thanks

[hasty kayak]

very nice

i love the lil side bag

[plucky cairn]

That's from one of the last EW patch dungeons, in case you were wondering

Not dyable sadly, but it looks pretty banger as it is

[hasty kayak]

nod nod

[elfin wave]

Which one?

STEEL REASON MY BELOVED

[plucky cairn]

||Fell court of Troia||

[elfin wave]

Ahhh. thought it'd be later

[plucky cairn]

Yeah not one of the last, I was misremembering

[abstract ibex]

I finished it a lot faster than i thought i would

[plucky cairn]

@elfin wave
(NSFb) ||Don't go too far, Aitiascope is coming||

[elfin wave]

Oh right, lmao

thanks for not booting me out of the party

[hasty kayak]

oo final map, perhaps?

oh!

so thats why you didnt leave lol

<@&1128722919405650000> pspspspsps

[dark jacinth]

https://fxtwitter.com/ff_xiv_en/status/1776263611947893013?

[plucky cairn]

That's definitely the dungeon that makes you go ||"So that's what I'm gonna to today, cry"|| SFb, EW spoilers

[elfin wave]

it's a rite of passage to ||miss hauchefaunts buff||

[elfin wave]

... what do you mean it only happened to me?

[hasty kayak]

(this is how you pronounce coup de grace???)

[elfin wave]

side note: ||g'raha is a shit healer||

[plucky cairn]

I know, I blame the french, like most things, but this time I'm right

[hasty kayak]

||ff14 afterlife fuckin sucks, btw||

"i sure hope you made space to process existential horror tonight!"

pehaps you shouldve ||played the drk questline, theater kid. i may not like it as much as most people do but its the only form of therapy eorzea|| apparently has so

is this ||zodiark||?

im bad at voice actors dont do this to meeee

oh. well if you say so alphi

"no worries yall, im still as punchable as ever!"

THATS your main complaint????

[elfin wave]

||oh lord zenos bootlicker noises
i love your sword lord zenos please step on me||

[hasty kayak]

oh good lord i wanna quote that so bad

hc dont do this to me

[elfin wave]

[hasty kayak]

pretty!

[elfin wave]

||mommy- i mean mommy i mean-||

[hasty kayak]

"get in bitches we goin ||into black hole||"

gods ||alisaie you are so blorbo. i wanna shake her around in my brain forever. the character of all time||

[elfin wave]

my internet died, lmao

[hasty kayak]

||hydaelyn is so fuckin cool i love her speech so much||

[plucky cairn]

She is excellent

[hasty kayak]

ohohoho they brought MUSIC MUSIC for this

[plucky cairn]

||They really built that character in one expansion, before EW we really just had vague prophecies and not much else||

I assume ||Your Answer|| must have started playing

[hasty kayak]

huh

i guess ||we fightin hydaelyn earlier than i expected||

[plucky cairn]

lol

Yep

This one you ||can do with Trust, and I think it's narratively the best option given all scions have all their little speeches before that||

But up to you

I'm around if you want to go with players

[hasty kayak]

now. i do understand that the game wants me to do this with scions. but euuuughhhh i wanna do it with you, n ping others also. pretty please?

[plucky cairn]

As I said, up to you

[hasty kayak]

i can read up the stuff lateeeerrr

[plucky cairn]

That said, trust was really funny for me

[elfin wave]

asi i said, my internet is shitting itself

fucking TalkTalk garbago

[plucky cairn]

At some point she ||put an aoe that had to be share on Alisae, and she decided it was the best possible moment to do the RDM charge towards the enemy and exploded||

[hasty kayak]

:c well, sucks that it 🅱️roke but i dont wanna do this without you. we can wait til your internet is good n then play it! im fine with postponing

maybe itll fix itself in a few hours?

[elfin wave]

It's fine, this isn't the fight I was looking forward to anyway

[hasty kayak]

well too bad im not givin u a choice

[elfin wave]

ok it seems to be less garbo

if all else fails, turn it off and back on again

[hasty kayak]

oh! ooooh! :3