#Final Fantasy 14
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too late, already closed

It's very interesting how they structure this one, there are obvious bit in which the game seems to say "they are probably closing for the night after this one" and it is almost weird to keep going
BALMUUUUUUNG
3 potentially, arcanist!
god i am really tempted to resub, mine ran out right after i finished 5.0
post endwalker spoilies ||Omega made me cry, i never thought someone could write a superboss so well||
went to check the shb screen. spoopy
oh, thats what the text was
i think
idk unfortunately with ff14 i can never understand the lyrics well enough
there's one particular ShB song i am fucking obsessed with
and i don't know if the lyrics come from that or if it's stolen from the main theme
tis that darn "english is second language" thingy im generally bad™ at parsin unclear lyrics
pat pat
ShB kicks music up to another level tho
ah, i got the riding home part right but in the ShB trailer it's "dying hope" not "don't lose hope"
Which... Given the context between that and the song I'm thinking of, perfectly encapsulates the emotion going through your mind at that moment
fucking hell Soken you are too good for this world 
That’s sorta by design
bad at math boss :c
Oh ha, I forgot about him
which one's the math boss?
Bardam?
or is it one of the SB Alliance Raids I NEVER GET on Roulette
"oh just queue up manually if it annoys you that much"
N O
now where have i seen this particular WAR joke before....

this is the greatest fucking loot roll
AND I GOT BOTH
just one more and I can have full SMN Abyssos glam
(well, MDPS in general but SMN is my only MDPS at 90)
Dammit you have the bird. I want that bird so badly, but the drop rate is insanely low
I’ve done like 30 runs, still no
I’ve seen it drop twice 
It’s slightly more than 1%
thats some rathalos mount drop ass shenanigans
I have all of the FFXIV soundtrack available in lossless format in case anyone cares for it, ripped it from the Blu-ray’s myself (you’d be surprised how nontrivial this is)
But just FYI, it’s many GBs 
eh, i pirated youtube mp3s 
I did another P7 run and I was cackling at ||the tree just falcon punching a poor BLM off the arena. TWICE.||
"||I SPEAK FOR THE TREES AND THE TREES SAY YEET||!"
gave the BLM a commend because that shit was hilarious
wdym thats not what commendations are for i got 3 of them for dying a bunch and not even main tanking


"i fear no man
but that THING
it scares me"
brahhhh i just want my fucking P A N T
That Lala is just trouble
I mean, they all are and need to be purged, but that one especially
Some exceptions can be made
ah, level 57 drk, gotta start that hw questline
why are all drks so friccin pretentious

don't you know
you need to BROOD
the INNER DARKNESS in my S O U L
I GOT MY PANTS

#apple music

Bringy, we could have shared playlists if you had Apple Music
the face of a woman who has seen some shit
P O W E R
i look like i stepped right out of Fire Emblem and am about to summon a fuckin' Grima

wrong gay
surely not
are you sayin gay ppl are wrong, baNNED-
opinion on sid raised, no longer bothered by pretentiousness
||vidofnir pls we ended a war together you dont need flowers as a show of good will|| 
me looking at purgatory gear for Maiming
"I should have rolled on more loot..."
"What if we made the Tank gear PURPLE?"
... eeeh ||rdm seemed like a more interestin take on "safeguardin a person with immense power". though i guess the focus is less on rielle n more on ~the abyss~ here||
True but this one goes places
Fucking places
Man I still feel the ending of this quest in my bones
im on level 57 how far can it go 
i guess drk questline is a "flip flop around for most of the time n then put everythin into last quest" kinda thing then
I mean, you saw what the level 50 quest did
which, okay, i guess?
Did she already have her outburst? I thought that bit was really really well written but I don't remember when it happens
oh, no

You are doing the gridiania bit?
no, ||we got challenged to trial of combat by mom||
Oh, fuck her
anyway, thats a stoppin point for that, my level aint high enough.
what am i supposed to b doin again? ah, thats right, ||another planet shenanigans stalling my own death or somethin like that||
||The amount of hate they managed to write into that character is seriously traumatising||
this feels like the kind of ||decision the ff14 community will torch you alive for should you pick incorrectly||
It's a hard choice too
||Alisaie collapsed in a pretty pivotal moment right after you swore you'd fight side by side, Alphi is gone forever and went through a lot||
So you kinda feel like meeting both asap
bringi i don't want to rush you but i need to know who you're going for first sooner rather than later I HAVE FOOD ARRIVING SOON

and i'm lazy and bad at scrolling
hmmm. well, ||ali seems in objectively more danger, though i trust her to handle herself. she had a year to learn those foes so she´s probably way better at fightin them than i currently am. i made a promise to her but, she´s the one who left first, so does that still count?|| on the other hand ||alphi i havent canonically seen in ages, and i miss my little boy, i miss him a lot, but what good is a puncher in a place where diplomacy is the key?||
i need to consider all them angles hc! angles!
this is an important decision! (well probably not that important but still)
lets just ||go visit dwarves first i choose neither|| 
okay okay, fine, hmmmmm
I went ||Ali first at the time, I was curious to learn more about the Sin Eaters and also the way you get separated didn't sit well with me||
That's present in all the choices
||the trauma is more obvious in Ali's route||
oh gods why is that choices in plural gen-
||alphi's is more a slowly dawning realisation of what the fuck is actually going on and oh my GOD once it actually hits||
i dont know if i can click those so i will simply not touch them
and gen
i am a simple man
i hit thing with axe
i get the happy dopamine juice
also yes, don't click
you'll find out soon enough
anyway food
oh. well. you know what i could also choose?
You will eventually have to go there 
i hiss as gen tries to drag me kickin n screamin towards msq neveeeerrrrr
im just gonna do a reaaaaaally quick quest accept sweep
u are for sure quotin somethin sooooo edgy rn
ukelele is in a trailer?
i misread "tips" so badly there
Believe me I wanted to say that
okay, thats done
back to matter at hand....


i wonder how their reunion went
||i hope ali rightfully picked up alphi's half-grimoire n smacked him with it||
im surprised ||truck-kun|| managed to pull them apart at all
i. guess im gonna go with ||alisaie|| first. i ||promised to stick together, and though it was out of our control... at least with alphi, we parted under good circumstances. with ali there was, you know, war n death n despair n stuff||
awwwwuugh

GOOD. GOOD. GOOD. GOOD
since its ||a desert area, i want my ul dah counterpart. assumin where we currently are is revenant's toll esque||
oh. huh. ||you can just accept both at the same-ish time.||
THEN WHAT WAS THE POINT-
ok u know what im just gonna stick to one line at a time

oh yeh this is very ||ul dah esque||
or at least like ||the ruins near lil ala mhigo||
LADIES AND GENTS WE HAVE A WINNER
Be nice to truck-lyse
holy shit it never occured to me
im so happy with my cavalry drake, its a perfect mount for parts of the game when im grounded. doubly so for sandy areas
worth all those amaljaa quests
I knew bringy will like shadowbringers more
i barely started and do not yet think this is better than stormblood
Truck-Kun > Truck-Lyse
lest you forget i have a very, very strong bias
i just feel like the ||architecture is somewhat similar||
At launch of every expansion they make sure to split the playerbase in two different zones
So the servers don't burn
.... ooooh thats clever
in SB they made the mistake to give you a solo duty before the split
And the server did burn
Now they are much more careful
The solo duty requires a separate instanced zone for every player...that literally bricked every instanced zone in the game, dungeons and raids included
Endwalker also burned
Yes but that was more because there wasn't space on the servers
And they have the current player limits to avoid a SB repeat
Also Gen, can you threaten to withhold playing with bringy in dungeons until bringy says shadowbringers is better than SB?
So if you are in, at least you can play

Now there is the Trust system, they don't need us
Raubahn (Savage)
Boo
oh? ||mord-kobolds in first-thanalan , so they did a lil switcheroo too. that may put zul-amaljaa into first-shroud (based on vibes, though they could be ixal equivalent?) n sagahin into first-la noscea. sylphs may just be pixies||
........ OH GODS ||THEY PUT ALISAIE INTO KOBOLD CITY||
dont do that, she has trauma!

... hmm. i dont, think the game will go that route, but ||it would be endlessly entertaining if we decided to combat the over-light with gettin the tribes here to summon primals|| 
"you swore ||to destroy the primals||, not bring them about!"
that is probably a very bad plan
back to hatin truck-kun, why would you do this to my antisocial ass

"browse the food"
immedietly points the mouse at the shopkeep
eat all of the food!
WAIT
you hating truck-kun is like me hating Lyse
Now you know how i felt like
i dont hate him, i just feel very questionably about his decisions
it really is fascinating ||seeing a spin on wild arr creature design given this is a mirror world.||
Yeah, it's really the nail in the coffin in the "we can't coexist" argument some make through the story
:>
based healer name
also
me: "i'mma chill with dailies, lets start with trials, i'll prolly get Titan or something"
the game: "lol" drops the 6.4 Trial
and this is why me and the Roulette have trust issues
word, it dropped my drk in some hw dungeon i did not remember at all so that was fun. and the healer was a returnin player so they didnt have all them buttons down. and one dps kept ruNNING AHEAD AND PULLING BUDDY YOU ARE IN A LEVELING ROULLETE, CHILL
the things i do for the juicy lore...
||STOP TRYIN TO BE COOL AND COME HUG ME I MISSED YOU||
||much prefer new clothes, less beige more red, like a red mage should||
could use pants but what can ya do
thats puttin ||urianger|| lightly....
first frieeeeeeeeeend
a stoppin point for today
i was also thinkin about how a further proof ||truck-kun is (with 98% probability) ghara tia (denials nonwithstanding) is that the "beacon" he left us at crystal tower was an ironworks gear. unless theres a first-ironworks, this is probably somethin left over from our crystal tower adventure, given cid n nero´s significance in that questline||
bringi no click: ||i can't wait for the Tesleen scene. Bweheheheh.||
I can't wait until bringina is past the 1st dungeon, there are so many things the intro does exceptionally well and I can't wait to gush about it
Bringi no click: ||Yay trauma!! :3||

what THE FUCK IS HAPPENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
Godbert?
i mean, potentially but no
ultima the high seraph
lets play a game of "did i fail the mechanic and fucking DIE"
i'll give you a hint
the gap in my defenses? was not a literal gap
more akin to a 270 angle of instant regret
can you tell i recall nothing about this raid
cool first boss tho
not biased because Machinist, lalalalallalala
i mean
we've had the ranger poses for how long now?
ngl i would buy it just to recreate this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6LoXoonOZE
Go go Scottish Ranger bagpipes intensifies
Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkDhvakx2P4
so you can't solo Sepirot EX with RPR
gtk
Fiendish Wail (aka pillers) just fuckin' one shots you 
BALLIN'
do your sch quest silly
sch is fun. stressful but fun
unlike tankin which is stressful and stressful
NOTICE THE TITLE BRINGI
50 WONDEROUS TAILS
50 irl weeks
... don't ask me why it took over a year after finding out about these, lmao
ah, i mixed khloe with zhloe
Gesundheit
"nothing like a little casual alliance raid"
gets the latest EW one
has forgotten every mechanic
least i got some pants out of it
of course the only RPR gear that drops throughout has to drop two of the same item P A I N

pat pat
i recorded it so i can actually give a defenitive count of how much i died
it was a lot
and all i got was some GOD DAMN PANTS
dps players am i right
me, bored and waiting for queue to pop: "I wonder how I can get (NSFb) ||To the Edge|| in-game.
googles the raid
the loot only has a card
:/
looks at the EX version
the EX version drops a faded copy that can be crafted (and more importantly) sold

55k gil well spent
dammit, i left the dungeon without checking the loot and it had the rare WInd-Up minion
oh well, it was the edgiest party ever
(Two RPRs, a DRK and a SGE with the title "Witness to the Dark Apocolypse")
ah yes
forgetting to like, stop recording after every dungeon so the video doesn't balloon to an absurd degree, oops

but then
you have footage of me staring down Ifrit for a solid 20 seconds because I missed one pillar
or Sepirot just beaning the shit out of my RPR
@hasty kayak no adventures today?
unfortunately, stuff came up n when i finally had the time i didnt feel like playin anymore
but i am dpin somethin fun™
ye, probably busy tho. my weekends usually are

okay, that fun thing was.... drawing!
<@&1128722919405650000> i did a thing
"how it feels every time we have a group hangout"
here's the og in case anyone's unfamiliar with the meme
now please appreciate it i thought itd be a silly thirty minute thing n it turned into 3 hours 
Where is me!!!
Oh my god that's incredible
Where is me! (who I think has helped you maybe all of once? Maybe?
i don't remember. I think i've seen Gen and HC but not sure about bringi
)
i appreciate the additional detail into making me extra smol
technically my eyes are blue usually but i'll attribute that to Inner Release being active

yes thats a war thing™
Though as a fun fact, the Original Chorchi did have naturally red eyes
lol, lmao even
i remember this text box
and yes i will admit
the original Harqujin is far less handsome than her current interation 
my journey from ARR to EW ended up with a lot of hairstyle changes
the lalafel phase was good actually
I mean, look at this goofy aaaaa
Hair clipping through the headgear like AI drawings 
my current ponytail still clips through some of my glam but I just try to ignore it lest I go insane
no need to cross that out, you speak the truth
i say that only because it led to me being able to properly redo Harq's design, so I could have a more consistent and palatable design, lmao
edgy boi noises
because why not throw all my tomestones into becoming even E D G I E R
You know it would be pretty wild if Dawntrail sold itself as this nice beach episode but it ended up as the darkest expansion to date. That would be a very YoshiP thing to do.
The synopsis seems pretty fun though
STOP
I HAVE ENOUGH EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE FROM ENDWALKER
(NSFb)*
i hope everyone is havin a nice n fun saturday bc i sure am not

(dryly) runnin ||brayflox quarn and aurum vale as a tank back to back is worth more than an hour of urianger dialogue, this is a very low bar ali||

||the caregivers death||
Yep, ||that bit is so damn tragic||
devs rlly love ||puttin ali into situations where she bonds with people who lose their minds, huh. first the kobold child n now this au ra kid||
baby girl that aint soundin healthy™
I feel like the ||Journey's End people are a parallel to ga bu on purpose.||
Shows that wherever she is, she gravitates to protect those that can't defend themselves, in large part because Ali admires the WoL and does whatever she can to follow in their footsteps
oh yes that intent is certainly clear
bringi do you have emotional support ready
well, i did spam hug emote at ali
does that count?
oh you meant for me 
well surely some side quests will pop up afterwards, they help
well, time to grab the other twin
baby boi we havent seen each other for so loooong
helloooo first-limsa
i found more squapes
hittin pans together the boi, the boi, the boi!
Yay, trauma! 

Eulmore is so interesting

alphi is such a good lad :>
i wanna pat him on his smart lil noggin he's come so far
Oh yeah, the game knows and really highligts this going forward
........ the game made several references to ||how alphi may have found an incorrect calling n shouldve become an artist instead n now we're gonna ""pretend"" to be artists to get into the city im-||

now thats foreshadowing
i got sidetracked n the city will have to wait for tomorrow, however i need chats opinion on which pally glam looks better
old
or new
(i may find better boots but ran out of gil so thats a future thingy)
I think I like 2 more but it's pretty close
a smile better suits a hero
2 feels more... consistent ?
ye
more put together colour wise
I'm pretty sure the Zurvan gear has a shield too if you wanna go elementally
the second glam is entirely bc of ul dah shield so 
meanwhile me
i am shocked at how well the base Paladin of the Round gear looks with the level 60 gear
pld gear is nice, just not the vibe im goin for personally ya know 
if I ever get back to the PLD life I'll probably make a less traditional glam
for now DISCOUNT THANCRED
THIS IS THANCRED
I'm pretty surte you can* get Thancred's gear from the cash shop but ehhh
i already have a good enough fake version and I'm not sure that I would be able to wear it because >gender or some shit
Tancred gear is just GNB shadowbringers gear
I don't know where my screenshots are but "meanwhile me" is the same ifrit style gear with a similar style shield 
Which I now realise my WAR glam is copying you
Mine's better tho

my drk is still in rathalos gear for now as well, idk what im gonna do for that one
And then there's my dancer
AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS

also it's funny that all of your screenshots are in the city that bringi is just about to visit for the first time 
Right?
oh gods i hope for when we get dual dye in game the enforcer jacket gets the necktie to b dyable i NEED to make it red



I wonder if any of my hats will end up having a dyable brtim
oooh imagine if you could like
dye the effects of the fancier weapons

(NSFb) ||I find it hilarious in hindsight that Y'shtola's half-sister is the Summoner mentor when in ShB Y'shtola herself becomes a BLM.
I almost feel like there needs to be a scene of Y'mhitra confronting Y'shtola about becoming a BLM when she was perfectly capable of helping her becoming a SMN and Y'shtola just turns around and says "fake mage lol"||
||powers of the gods vs the power of the weak punk bitch ass catgirls||
me waking up to commit mass murder
the miqote get up animation is already cute with the brush over ear thingy, but i lowkey wish they went even further n did the full on cat stretch
then again knowin players they would manage to horny-fy it somehow so maybe its for the best...

yes i caved and actualyl gave my AST gear
forgor what threshhold 605 can do but getting all 5 of my level 90 jobs above 600 ILVL is nice 
(It's more "Hey I have 10 Abyssos Blades and the Alliance Raid coins burning holes in my inventory, what's 500 Tomestones to give my healer some more pizzaz)
and if you want to know why I have ten of the damn things... pants
my fc of 6 people is anite'ing around 160 mil for tickets to a large shirpgane house for the fc
must get bigger fc house 
i'm happy with my 3mil house
we have a med currently and each of us owns a small seperately but we need bigger 
my apartment suits my needs, i feel like id have a problem furnishin a full house
n im quite happy with how it looks
i decoed then destroyed the upstairs of our med, but the middle and bottom floors look nice
Unrelated: Someone (I think Gen) said the other day that the default GNB gear looks like Thancred's
Unless I'm remembering how he looks wrong... I don't see it.
Ah, you can get both Thancred's ARR and ShB gear on the store...
and as i predicted, Male locked, fml
At least I could embrace my chooni if i wanted to 
This Aurum Vale run was really smooth tho
this is why i have trust issues with roulette
Once you're past the first room, you're okay.
If you tank the first pull in the right corner of the boss' room, the frogs will give up the pursuit.
But, you still need a competent group to pull that off.
*left corner
monk!
look at their name tho lol
yes yes i see the monk is the important part for me
seein other monks in the wild is always a treat
bringi is reaching the point where they'll be excited by just seeing three diagonal lines
absolutely
///
\\\
unfortunately i am out of super reactions
same
lmao

darn them sad side quests :c
You thought the side quests would give you levity?
YOU FOOOOOL
which one are you doing
the one with town mayor
||n helpin a guy process his delusions induced by grief for his late wife while juggling the guilt of not raising an alarm soon enough to avert a village massacre||
ya know, silly anime stuff

anyway, meanwhile in drk:

go off rielle
please dont say it like that my brain is already constantly screamin a CRAWWWWWLIIING IIIIIN MYYY SKIIIIIIN whenever i touch this questline even without your input 
average healer when they see Superboilde or pre-buff Darkest Night
Did you already travel back home…
this is so stupid

my au ra in arms you are in a friccin anime game. get used to it 
now, that's side activities done for today. longer than i intended, but anyone even surprised anymore? i dont thin so
back to msq then
You will need a lot of side quests to cover the emotional damage from msq anyway
So take your time 
here at last
I have a bad memory with eulmore tp point
Bringy will love music there
i know he has more markings n slighty different hairstyle but nowadays anytime i see a black haired catboi with those eye markings n green/blue eyes i go "gen lookalike????"
I love the music there
||it's the Gen of the First||
I think I picked the last one
the question is, who is copyin who?
I picked the first

You're not using that for a long time

Well I said I have a bad memory
i am so lost already
to be more specific without story spoilers ||you'll gain access to it soon after the fourth dungeon of ShB||
||said dungeon is level 77, lol||
click if you want to know, i just looked it up because i wanted to
well, at least theres that
wheeze alphi doin his ✨ le artistique ✨ accent is so funny
do u think this is how he spoke at the academia tryin to impress girls as krile put it
100%
I bet he looked up on google sharleyan archives names of painting tecniques so he could cite them
this warms the heart
CRAFTING QUEST SPOTTED- oh, its just first-rowan. ooookaaaaayy
NEVERMIND NEW CRAFTING GEAR LETS GO
finally i have somethin to spend scrips on n do custom delivery weeklies again
Skysteel Manufactury...
oh! oh my
c:
Machinist guild went from being shunned by Ishgard boomers to being flooded with new gun frens
LET HIM FALLLLLL
what, no!
somethin somethin you say ||capitalism is the root of all modern society´s issues?|| my my what a discovery
why does this music (in the beehive) sound so familiar...
Yeah but also, they do own slaves in here, or as close to it to not make a difference

Or to put it as rule 2 as possible, their society is based on the exploitation of a lower class

damn the more i learn about these two the more i just want to hug them and give them enough gil to retire off Costa Del Sol
:c
"The fuck, yo?"
pointing spiderman meme
then again i suppose ||mr pighead im sorry i cant remember his name to save my life aga somethin|| from custom deliveries also had this top
a popular choice
tried to record one of these but couldn't record 3 houses and a private room in 50mb
i can't even get 1 inside 50mb
much easier to record a house tour when you basically only have one decorated floor
......... ALPHINAUD IS THAT MY NINJA TOP?????

oh my fuckin god i cant believe this shit

I think he keeps that going forward
ah no, he keeps the colours at least
at least, according to my quick googling
Still, can't believe he stole your drip
maybe he missed you that much?


lets go alphiiiii
The fundamental role of the assistant
i take my role of a hype friend very seriously
OH NO THE BLUE FRIEND
alphi pls less chidin of the authority more healing spells before a bleed out you are a HEALER MAIN-
NEVERMIND GO OOOOFF i got this as soon as cutscene lets me switch jobs-
this is some gud music
i love when WOL loses their cool in cutscenes its so good
especially bc im a monk so yes LEMME PUCH
alas they always stop me >:c
yes LEMMIE AXE
Lol
It's a great cutscene
Also if you are a healer job you help him heal in the cutscene
aww man too bad i aint a sch rn
later then
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
oh GODS ITS THE BITCH
he really did come visit
hi ||emet-selch||
This shot is so good, clearly on purpose that they shot this from the armored shoulder and the defiant stare, they are so fucking good
is he talking to ||Chai-Nuzz?||
or the other one
the fat one
because if so I'm arrannging an execution
lord vauthry
Ok this is the bit in which I rant about how good Shadwbringers writing is.
Because bringi, you are smart, you identified a problem the writers had, but they also did.
This unlike Stormblood, is a cosmic level story, meanings that we ||start battling to save the world, and not a more ground level closer to the characters everyday problems...so what to do? How do you fix this problem of cosmic level stories being less relatable?||
Simple, first you break down the "saving the world" in two different main problems: ||Opposing Eulmore and destroying the sineaters||
Then you take the two most sympatetic characters in the group, and tie them as closely as possible to those conflicts, ||Alisaie has a massive stake in the wellbeing of the terminally ill in Journey's End, and Eulmore fits perfectly as part of Alphi character arc of opposing corrupted hierarchies.||
Bam now you have two close to the ground conflicts to care about.
2000% deserved
if he dared call Dulia anything I'd yeet his ass off Eulmore faster than you can say "Heal THIS"
God I know I wanted to see ||Vauthry cast down so much after that cutscene||
oh no she very much liked his painting
Good :3
i think, thinking back to that part of the story that she liked it because Alphi didn't try to mask anything about her, if I recall
mhmm, her husband wanted a ~perfect painting~ for others to gawk at but alphi painted a realistic one capturing their joy n some such
i helped!
Dulia is a 200% bean
and that's not a fat joke
you can tell i like a character because I will resort to immediate violence if anything bad happens to them
this will only escalate as time goes on
Dragonsong's Reprise has entered the chat

i think i flexed on this guy because i popped Superbolide so he just gets to die seeing his attacks do NOTHING
and then i get mauled by a local squirrel
i just love when the game lets WOL go >:c
"can i please do a LITTLE murder. a little one. as a treat. please. no? aw fuckdammit"
“But it’s been a whole two days since the last god I slayed!” 
(also while scrollin for the hw screenshot i saw ||papalymo scene|| and now i wanna cry again)

stupid little lala and my stupid little feelings all over the floor again
ok but for that second one Thancred has a hell of an arm for a wimpy Rogue
rood
imagine what he could do now that he has B U L K
frankly all my friends should hug me, where's that in my cutscenes...
... speaking of NPC chaddery
i know i know hugs are hard to model without clippin into each other especially when wol has variable height n size
but STILL
i mean, you've seen gen white maging
also like
lookatdat pose
whats with this ... sassy lost child?
"Yup. Standing out in this frozen fucking hellscape. If I wasn't already dead inside I'd be shivering."
i do hc my WoL to be like 16-17ish at the start of her journey at least but that might just be the smol height

bruh this fucking gunbreaker questline is just
a u g h
The very man who taught you the value of a Gunbreaker violating his oath to strike down someone who cost him everything, even if that person recgonizes their sins andwants to redeem themselves, risking their life and body just to escape the Garlean empire, only to have one of his bodyguards be one of the many lives he ruined and as he's unarmed, in the snow with nothing but vengance rearing on him the guy accepts his fate of being executed for his crimes
ONLY FOR
The WoL to come in and go "This isn't what a Gunbreaker does!"
and the hro'thgar being like "I have violated the oath. You're the last Gunbreaker now."
A U G H
I CANNOT MITIGATE THESE FEELS
AND NOW I HAVE TO WAIT NEARLY TWO LEVELS TO CONCLUDE THIS QUESTLINE
aaaaaaaaugh
pat pat
i need two levels to go on a heretics trial
again
its like my fifth favorite past time at this point
just, combat to the death about someone's innocence, another day in life of ishgardian amirite
AVERAGE AURUM VALE RUN
(yes i got it
again)
we didn't wipe because TWO SUMMONERS
BASED BASED BASED BEST MDPS WOOOOOOOO
also i watched your house tour hc, nice
don't mind the 500 mini spoilers
not sure if uf the dance floor fit there thematically but we all deal with msq grief differently so i respect that
i climb a cat tower for 8 hours n stare at a nanamo portrait so ....
I was tempted to mark it NSFb but they're all so minor that bringing attention to them would make them worse 
ye i mostly just went "ah some ppl i dont recognize im sure we'll meet later" n promptly forgot their faces
just like i do in real life 
please help im genuinely so bad with face recognition
Like the actual NPCs are generics
and like
the art with the studying anime girl is just event stuff
but i like lo-fi hiphop so of course i need it
I'm honestly waiting to see if the music will ring a bell in about 500 hours
oh no no no, please dont make a mistake of thinkin i remember names
i wasnt able to remember all my high school classmates while i was still in high school n constantly forgot which teacher was the math one n which one was czech language. which was not great bc they shared a teachers room so if i needed somethin specific id go there one of them would open n then id be like. "oh gods which subject do you teach again i hate this 50/50 chance of soundin extremely stupid in the next five seconds"
lo fi girl radio my adored
if i may be so bold as to post pony in the ff14 thread 
https://derpibooru.org/images/729977? on topic of FF14 + ponies
Most of the classes are here. PLD, DRK, RDM, WHM, BLM, BRD, SMN, WAR, NIN. Guess who is who? 
Ah, to be a sprout 🌱
https://derpibooru.org/images/723417 Have a cookie! 
BLM = Twilight
Nope! Want me to post the blm or Twi?
Also nope 
Or astrologan or whatever it’s called
Ahh, summoner, that makes sense XD
Heh, also works
Luna- oh pfffft

Yeah that works too haha
Luna's something else! Should be easy to guess by process of elimination
DRK, probably
https://derpibooru.org/images/719928 yup, but drawn years ago before rpr was a thing so just wrong weapon
Definitely would’ve taken Reaper instead because of the Tantabus
"Uploaded 9 years ago" jesus
Had it existed
PLD, BRD, WAR, and NIN remain
BRD = Pinkie of course
https://derpibooru.org/images/766106 Naturally
PLD = Applejack

What no way, she would definitely be a tank
https://derpibooru.org/images/729907 i mean, she is
Ohhh right, WAR is also tank
Paladin does a shield though so I would’ve expected it to fit her better
And you'll never guess who is NIN because it's an odd choice
Cadence?
Ahhh
A bit odd indeed, but it’s not like any pony really matches the profile in the first place
Didn’t do Applebloom either
This other artist has done more recent ones. The description has the full list
Princess Luna as DRK
Princess Celestia as AST
Princess Cadance as SGE
Scootaloo as SAM
Apple Bloom as MCH
Sweetie Belle as DNC
Sunset Shimmer as RDM```
These are so good
Favorite one, no contest
But summoner is my main but I didn't expect summoner twilight
I'd have made her the dark knight tbh
The weapon scares me
I ended up not completing the zodiac weapon
But I do have Thyrus and I can instantly identify it
does it tho? if anythin she's a scholar. for that duology between sch n smn starlight should b the one summonin shit 
though im not sure if glim was a thing 9 years ago, still. twilight is an obvious scholar
Glim was 2015
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"Right, Wonderous Tails recieved, who's dying this week?"
motherfucker died so fast he's speaking from beyond the grave 
<@&1128722919405650000> wanna do some roulettes together today?

Sure, when were you thinking of starting
dunno, u tend to b last home out of us 3 so, hows it lookin for u?
i can play whenever in the next four hours
oh wow, now thats a mount choice

livin their best life i see
Ok I'll be around in around 30 minutes
and I'm hopping on Phantom now
take yer time gen, im doin delivery weeklies in the meantime
minus a quick diversion for regret
Since I'll be in Limsa anyway
and we all know what class is in Limsa
NO BRINGI IT'S NOT SCHOLAR
:c
actually i might as well pick that up
immediately pop the achievments for geting it to 90
go talk to fuckin alka zolka he is waitin for u
and then speedrun the job quests
actually shit i won't be able to use scholar until i do the job quests since certain skills are behind quests
"SCH USE YOUR <blank>"
"THE FUCK IS <blank>"
"DID YOU NOT DO YOUR JOB QUESTS UR LEVEL 90"
"I'M A SMN MAIIIIIIIIIIN"
sch is fun to play i enjoy it
anyway if we get The Burn as my first Sage dungeon I'm uninstalling from life
ive ran into to many people recently that dont have manipulation for crafting
that is just sad
You can remove the job stone
squint
well guess i can't do it, i've got no Arcanist weapons- GOD DAMMIT
thought i could get away with it
but i still have the level 70 SMN weapon that is also for Arcanist
i should try joinin a fête one of these days they look curious
"Can I still wear my Abyssos gear?"
this is just funny to me
and as an upside, since I already did the EW Healer Role quests, I can just get free level 90 gear 
oh. you can only do twelve custom deliveries total a week 
i dont know why i thought i could just run around to get all of them done
???
I think the problem is that your weapon is only ACN SMN?
Yeah lemmie just
The earlier are ACN, SMN SCH
Just get a SCH book
get the gear
And equip it
breaks down eulmore doors I HAVE 2000 CRAFTER SCRIPS GIMME GEAR wait what do you mean im being hunted down that was just silly msq stuff-
pat pat get reorganizin
also i am annoyed that i didn't pop like 12 achievements for getting Scholar to 90
Yeah when I have a new class that I have no idea how to use, I usually just put the skills up to lvl 30 on the bars, then run a lvl 30 dungeon, then a lvl 50, and so on
Learning it all with all the skills at once is hell
the thorough regret is kicking in
If you play sage you probably actually already know how to play SCH, you just have to identify the equivalent skills
And the few differences
I LIKE SAGE MORE ALREADY
oke miqote paladin isn't quite lalafel warrior but
well
ShB healer role questline invalidates that
Don't think it'll be any different, it'll just drop the skills up to lvl 70 at once

I'm available btw, lemme join
good i just finished scripshoppin
yes but with Sage I'll have all my relevant job skills without several job quests
New SMN glam
SOME OF THESE MIGHT BE NEEDED
Oh yeah before anything else you'll have to be questing with SCH
Is she the journalist?
ULTIMA YAAAAAAS
ULTIMA NOOOOOOOOOOOO
i'll have to go after this raid @plucky cairn @hasty kayak i have shopping to unpack >_<

hence why i disappeared for like a min before 5 head dragon
alright, time to continue then (pls lets find more of my friends i miss them. except urianger he can show up at level 80 for all i care
)

okay hold on-
great news everyone


its cool that ||they do the calamities in their order. last planet got swept by darkness (thirteenth?) so that was bahamut, before that was water n we know there was water calamity that almost drowned the world etcetera etcetera||
Actually the 13th is a bit different
It never ||caused a calamity and it was never rejoined||
Bahmuth was ||unaligned primal Aether||
So that was also a bit unique
oh
You know the ||13th is still physically there because it's where all the demons come from||
hmm, true enough
ah, hello first dungeon
I'm still on if you plan to go with players, that said NPCs have some unique lines.
If you go with Trust I recommend bringing Ali
i suppooooooooose i should at least try this "new" system
at least its not "a party of you, random npc #73 #74 and #75" anymore

this is a nice track, i like this dungeon music
ShB did introduce the Trust system, so the dungeons going forward will be built around you partying with major NPCs
...... its just. not very fun, im sorry
i mean its not that i dont like the extra character tidbits, i just sorely feel the missin presence of other players. not just bc the run is slower, but it just. there's this kind of oomph missin ya know? 
i think ill stick to ping botherin u when i get new duties
yes yes i see the angst
im still murder hold on-
also i think playing Tank is faster than DPS for Trust System
Since you decide the pace of the dungeon
and very handy for first runs or when you just wanna casually punch a god
The dungeon drops the Black Hayate minion
that bein said, sweet cutscene. though we are readily back to bein a cheat button...
sigh fiiiiiine
lmao, that was such a well delivered line

oh gods please don't do that n stand back up
what am i, nanamo?
you really dont have to lay it on so thicc bro a simple thanks would've do-
time to figure out Sa-ge button
so wait what's stopping me from constantly weaving this between my heals? 
Dosis is Damage Skill
Diagnosis is single heal
Prognosis is group heal
Yes, "upgrade" is subjective
In the sense that it changes the skill but the new skill might not be what you want to use for that situation
Agreed
this class is fucking wack
this reps Sage well i feel
They did
#1032731043041640488 message

I meant, the original reaction to what happened to her
I expect pain and suffering.
#1032731043041640488 message thats oooooveer here gums
untrue, i gave alisaie at least three hugs
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There, it’s very alien like
The feeling of desperation is in the song
also when ||wol releases the light beam, that's an hw song playin, isnt it?||
but yes yes, the dungeon/ boss song were nice indeed
good
not as good as ultima part 2 but ya know probably not a fair fight there
It should be obvious but this is the Shadowbringers loop.
||Go someplace, find the lightwarden, character development happens, kill it, come back to cry to ghost boyfriend, repeat||

... im sorry alphi i had to rewatch the cutscene again n now ur dialogue doesnt match 

There is like, 3 times in the whole game they script a weather or night time cycle and you managed to screw up one of those 
welp ||ardbert is gonna b positively thrilled to hear that||
thaaaaats bringi for ya 
oh, another drk!
Those are the role quests
ooooh
I kinda advise waiting for lvl 80
They make more sense done all in one go
And you will not have access to all the areas to do them now
But you can also do them one bit at a time
do the healer one DO THE HEALER ONE DO THE HEALER ONE
If you have good memory to remember what happened in the previous episode in Dragonball z
hmmm, okay, they said ill need to complete at least one to proceed to final shb part, so once i get locked out of msq thats when ill do all of them
That's when I did mine
gettin all types to 80 shouldnt b too terrible if we just do a few lvlin days n i mix in duty roulettes like usual
.... actually. there isnt a physical ranged dps, is there
I think it's physical and magical
mhmm
So bard falls into they physical
aaah
In EW they split them tho
aaah aaah i see
So there are 5 role quests instead of 4 then

squint ||minfillia?||
oh ||pink ribbon|| it is you

MEANWHILE, IN THE ASSHOLE CENTRAL
hiii ||estinien||
||tataru, marchin onto estinien broodin in one tavern or another: "get ur ass up n runnin pretty boy we´re goin scioning."||
HOLY SHIT REALLY???????
I WAS JOKING ABOUT TATARU GAME
lalas lalas 
I love that bit
I told you this is the expansion they went a bit harder on making the characters personalities stand out, ||having Tataru and Kryle collude to get Estinien to do work for them is such a great thing||
i can feel a little jingle in my brain goin off with a ||"this little clue shall be important for a later horrific realization!"||
best part, no Lyse
cause Lyse is useless
fight fight fight
o yeah i didn't really comment on the Sycrus run because most of it was me screaming and trying to figure out what my buttons did but
MAGIC PARTY
MAGIC PARTY
poor pally
100% MAXIMUM NO MELEES
Pally uses mana so they're a caster now
i dont think we use it at level 50 :?
requiescat/holy spirit is a 60-70 thingy
i guess there's clemency
THE POINT IS THAT IT WAS A MAGIC DPS PARTY
where are my physical parties. i demand a non magic healer. a field doctor where u heal by doin first aid n surgery rlly fast
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reconsidering life choices after picking up SGE and SCH
"Clearly, MNK is the only choice."









