#Final Fantasy 14

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hasty kayak
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"sorry it took so long krile WOL had urgent potato business. we sent thancred but. its thancred"

hasty kayak
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penk okie dokie

elfin wave
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fuckin garlic empire names
furious googling

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I remember none of this dungeon
Did they add this after I beat Stormblood?

plucky cairn
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Nah always been there

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It's the lvl 69 dungeon

elfin wave
dapper meteor
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Ohhhh that one

elfin wave
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I guess I never played it more than once

dapper meteor
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Been a hot minute since I’ve seen that

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Did it a bunch when grinding tomestones through duty roulette back in the day though

hasty kayak
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it went well!

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boss´s a creepy lil bugger tho

plucky cairn
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Yeah he's also relatively annoying

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He can wipe the party if enough people don't pay attention to his bullshit

hasty kayak
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huh. the one with elemental circles seemed worse

plucky cairn
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He is worse, agreed

elfin wave
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Again, no memory of this

hasty kayak
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||the girls are fiiiiiiightiiiiing||

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thats some ||sharingan shenanigans||

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||OH NO ALI||

plucky cairn
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It's fun because it's essentially what you do as well

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You see the zone where the attack will be, and just, fucking move out before it happens

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The WOL ability to see danger zones is canonically caused by the echo

hasty kayak
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also ive missed this music so much ive got sultana dreamin just now n theres literally tears in my eyes penk precious tune

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n storm of blood from boss earlier was epic (tho i still say ultima's cooler, it can have the title of best dungeon music)

elfin wave
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(The song is called Triumph)

hasty kayak
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bold of u to assume i know that penk thanks tho

elfin wave
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I'm a little obsessed with the song

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(The fact they use it for the EW role quests that take place in SB areas doesn't hurt either)

hasty kayak
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ultima theme part 2 tho

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now thats a banger

elfin wave
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Ahhh I wanna gush about why the reprise is so cool but spoilers SPEEN

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reminds me tho
i need to do the Melee DPS role quests eventually, that's my last one on the list

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i'll Reaper... eventually

hasty kayak
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do you think they´re angry they used "fear the reaper" achievement name for botanist levels instead of, you know, reaper penk

plucky cairn
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Maybe

hasty kayak
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then again reap what you sow and all that, it is a good pun name

elfin wave
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i guess they're garlemalding over that one

elfin wave
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"Sick, patch is installed, wonder how much time I have left-"

elfin wave
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warmorning war buffs war buffs

elfin wave
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(6.4) drool i want some
pls
lemmie reach through the screen and grab it

plucky cairn
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Pally also got some damn good buffs

elfin wave
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wait if tanks get buffed then more people will play them and my queue priority will tank

minor sorrel
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Any punchy cat buffs? :x

hasty kayak
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we get incresed range on mantra n brotherhood

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so, eeeeh penk

minor sorrel
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Boo

plucky cairn
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The tank buffs are there because DRK were outdpsing the other 3 jobs by a decent margin

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The rest of the game seems pretty good with balance at the moment

elfin wave
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Might make Shake It Off better for raidwide mitigation

hasty kayak
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raubahn backstory wheeeeeeee

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hehehehehehe ppinkieverycontent

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ff14 said "you want raubahn n lyse content well ill give u raubahn n lyse content" n that is so cash money of squeenix

elfin wave
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Oh yeah Bringi, I checked out the Duty Support for Stormblood and you might want to check it out when you unlock your next dungeon

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Though maybe I'm biased since tank Duty Support is just regular dungeoning but you can take your time

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get up before a boss, take a leak, come back and your support is there
silently judging you

but they can't because they're AI and have no feelings

hasty kayak
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ugh, finally can fly in peaks

slim cairn
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Why doesn’t bringina tell me they started to play again…

hasty kayak
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ya know perfectly well where to find me!

plucky cairn
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Bringina is actually pretty close to the end IIRC

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It's either this session on the next my guess is

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Unless you decide to do all the sidequests ever right away

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Which is not unlikely

hasty kayak
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i mean that is ehat im currently doin...

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if they wanted me to do them later theyd unlock them later!

plucky cairn
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I do have my document ready with the recommendations for post 4.0 completion

hasty kayak
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listen side questin is good stuff! just now i was helping an old lady search for her son who dodged the garlean draft n became a resistance member. he became a spy, now presumed dead (he isnt actually but he no longer wishes to go back home after commiting atrocities under the guise of bein a skull member, went to help others instead) i brought back his parting gift to his mother, a bunch of seeds, then i helped her make a journey to ala ghiri to thank the safekeeper of those seeds and turns out the fruit from those seeds is gonna be vital for helping the economy get back on its feet after we finish the revolution so now raubahn's home village will be in less of an economic ruin! n that's great!

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has made krile wait for 3+ weeks

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NOOOOOO NOT TWILIGHT OVER THANALAN

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WHAT IS GOING TO HURT ME NOW, HUH GAME. WHAT IS IT YOU WANT

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minor sorrel
hasty kayak
plucky cairn
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I think bringi will like this bit

hasty kayak
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oh. OH

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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YES

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THAT IS SO YES

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YEEEEEEEEES

elfin wave
plucky cairn
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That's definitely a scene that works 10 times better if you are playing MNK

hasty kayak
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12/10 expansion cant beat this

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fkdpsgafzd ifjefarwgdbsrwtj

slim cairn
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YOU CALLED ME EDGY FOR THAT

hasty kayak
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THEY DID THE THING

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THE THE THE THE THING

slim cairn
minor sorrel
plucky cairn
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Yep, trailer scene

hasty kayak
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fkshaftasvdfshaksldgafg

slim cairn
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Lyse disgusts me

hasty kayak
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shut

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new title hiiiiiii

slim cairn
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She does, who does she think she is?! Yda?! Nahhh

hasty kayak
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hehehehehehhehe

slim cairn
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Booo

elfin wave
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hasty kayak
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"this npc is about to pour their entire backstory heart to you, whatcha gonna do"

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square no

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the thrilling sequel

hasty kayak
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i forgot to mention! this patch committed a grave crime against me personally. as a scholar i can no longer summon selene, only eos. why? why would you do me this injustice?

rancid laurel
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You can glamour your fairy now

hasty kayak
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you can wat

elfin wave
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Scholar level 30
Limsa Lominsa Lower Decks (X:4.7 Y:11.4)
Thubyrgeim
Players must first complete the job quest "Forgotten but Not Gone."

hasty kayak
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oh. i shall stop by tomorrow then

plucky cairn
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Yeah you can pick between Selene, Eos and Carbuncle, in case faeries aren't your style

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You might not aware but there are two faeries because initially, they did different things and had different abilities

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That was changed overtime when pets turned out to be pretty unrelable and it was considered confusing

hasty kayak
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carbuncle? this is suddenly an excellent change

hasty kayak
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no

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i dare say im okay at healing! not amazing, i can certainly learn to do more damage while keepin the team alive, but i dont have to cheat and level my healer with the dumb dps class

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that is if i havent forgotten everything in three or four weeks

elfin wave
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i want a phoenix/bahamut pet already

compact ibex
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WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOOOOO 6.4 BAY BEEEEE

plucky cairn
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Doing some of the MSQ, loving the ||bonding with Zero bit they are doing||

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They even give you a buff, this is really funny

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The fanservice on display is unreal, this is going to make for some very good reactions from people

slim cairn
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my newest class

cinder bolt
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Went to Eorzea cafe today pippwiggle

minor sorrel
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I'll be in Japan in November.. might have to add that to my list

cinder bolt
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Do recommend it if you're into FF14! Don't forget you need to reserve a time slot!

elfin wave
elfin wave
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(An exchange from 6.4)
||Kokkol Dankkol: There's just one problem: you need the Forum's approval to set foot on the Isle of Haam. Were it up to me, you'd be on the next ship out, but that lot can't wipe their arses unless it's in accordance with procedural motions.
Fourchenault: You may be assured that my backside is immaculate.||

HOLY SHIT BRUH I'M DEAD

minor sorrel
elfin wave
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be me
running new MSQ dungeon with NPCs
picks up loot
ILVL 625
has 3 other 90 classes in need of updated gear

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fuck content i need gear

cinder bolt
minor sorrel
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That's what I've been finding. Poo

elfin wave
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Poop.

elfin wave
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No longer do I need to make a whole glamour plate for a single item!

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Also YUSH
AST ILVL: 583 (Up from 575)
MCH ILVL: 600 (Up from 599)
WAR ILVL: 617 (I forgor what it was before) and FINALLY found a replacement for my leg gear so I can use the full Purgatory set as glam at LAST

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Sadly I didn't get any summoner gear

plucky cairn
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Good shiny rat

elfin wave
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got SMN up from 574 to 589

plucky cairn
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Also now you can officially eat your carbuncle, since SCH has the ability to sacrifice the pet for a temporary boost in healing values

elfin wave
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"Bye bye Carby!"

hasty kayak
elfin wave
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Hmm, if I wanted to be more efficient with ILVL I could have gotten a 620 weapon for either AST or MCH

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(Since I'm also low-key doing EW Relic for SMN as well as WAR) SPEEN

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i like how i'm doing all this as if i'm going to play any class but WAR for current content KokoroLmao

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Okay now my portrait is peak

hasty kayak
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tis bringi portrait extravaganza

elfin wave
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meanwhile me suiting up my "Cold Weather" glam

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It just felt wrong to head back to ||Garlemald|| with a shirt and jeans, lol

hasty kayak
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its so fun to see everyone joinin us ppinkieverycontent aymeric, the seedseer. and uh looks at the smudge on my hand blowfish

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ill remember her name one day. maybe

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that's some goodie music ppinkieverycontent very fire emblem

slim cairn
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Where are you in game?

hasty kayak
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just entered the lochs

slim cairn
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Neat

elfin wave
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Loch and Load!

hasty kayak
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ack! a jumpscare thancred

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hi again, what took you so long

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can't believe u'd ||desecrate a monk temple like that. and the, uh, experimentation on people, that's bad too||

minor sorrel
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ooh job class coasters!

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If i can get in, definitely need MNK 👊 🐱 👊

plucky cairn
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Kinda hype to see how bringi will react to SB finale pippwiggle

hasty kayak
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cant wait for this to come back and bite ||alphi in the ass. i dont trust this game to not do a drowning attempt||

plucky cairn
hasty kayak
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OH NO NOT THE ||DOOM STICK||

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well, forty seconds of urianger is plenty of urianger, so bye now!

plucky cairn
hasty kayak
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hi krile it only took a month ponknothoughtsheadempty hope you enjoyed your time in the fridge

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i missed your furry hoodie a lot

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oh my fuckin god ||we´re usin the masses´ misery to summon another primal arent we. is that what the hunt is? a fucked up echo of ilberd´s primal? IM NOT LETTIN ANY SCIONS DIE THIS TIME i swear to fucking hydaelyn||

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how weird tho. ||uriangers thingy can, disable echo? cripple echo users, maybe? that doesnt sound entirely right. hmmm||

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so cool to finally be in ala mhigo

plucky cairn
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That thingy was a bit weird, yeah

hasty kayak
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oh. i forgot we lost ||omega||

plucky cairn
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Yeah the whole incident that kicked off the expansion made you lose sight of ||both Omega and Shinryu||

hasty kayak
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urianger jumpscare!

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word lyse, you tell him

plucky cairn
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That was pretty funny yeah

slim cairn
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Fucking Lyse

hasty kayak
hasty kayak
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ya know it kinda breaks the "frierce lupin warriors" vibe when they keep wagging tails ponknothoughtsheadempty

plucky cairn
hasty kayak
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lets gooooooooo assault!

slim cairn
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Use Lyse as a human shield

hasty kayak
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oh i love when games do epic battles

magic burrow
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Nothing against it but ffxiv post is probably the closest we have in this server to meme channel

hasty kayak
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HIEN HIIIIII

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oh i love me some triumphant music

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this game will make me rub off my screenshot button i swear

slim cairn
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Boo

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Stormblood sucks

hasty kayak
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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE

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the shade

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oh- OH

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oh okay. okay okay okay

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oh yeeeeeeeeee ponksugar ponksugar ponksugar

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hmmmm. @plucky cairn @elfin wave you free to join me in liberation, perchance?

slim cairn
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Why does the brings never invite me turtwigcry

plucky cairn
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Gimme a minute

elfin wave
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About to take a bath, lol

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Enjoy your crusade~

hasty kayak
plucky cairn
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Hopping, could take a moment since the new Extreme trial is out

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Nevermind it took 30 seconds

hasty kayak
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i love how much the piano is flexing. this expansion is heavy on piano in general n i love it

plucky cairn
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I arrived

elfin wave
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I want a full report of how much that dungeon has changed

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damn i can't even justify unsycnh Soloing it because none of my Tails cover Level 70 dungeons, lol

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Oh yeah, tell me if you get the mount drop FeelsMystia

hasty kayak
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the game, this entire time: ye okay, no worries i can run this
the game, immediately after we start the dungeon: did you say LAG? I CAN DO LAG. YEEEEEE-

plucky cairn
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lol

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No mount sadly

hasty kayak
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ill try to log out n in after cutscene, hopefully itll fix it

elfin wave
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okay i did a unsync run of Ala Mihgo for funsies and yeah
huh, that's more or less what i expected ThinkingCripple

plucky cairn
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They changed the 2nd boss so that when you have to re-enter your body there aren't the mehcanical hands that grab you anymore

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But there are more lasers

elfin wave
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Yup.
They changed the final boss a bit too, it feels a bit more involved

plucky cairn
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I think that seems very similar to what it was before

elfin wave
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cue me spending 2 minutes jumping around the boss for Science™️

hasty kayak
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literally someone just throw a fuckin dagger guys he walked away slowly with his back turned

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its so hard to play hero with morals

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pesky ethics always gettin in the way

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ghe dumb part is i did at least four different duty roulettes today with bard n everything was fine. but no, 8pm n fuck youuuu

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no smooth, only lag

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really need to invest in better internet maybe itll help

slim cairn
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Yes

hasty kayak
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well, he saved us the trouble of trackin down ||the primal, at least||

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that is so fucked up though. ||use the manifestation of desire to liberate and avenge ala mhigo against the liberators.|| very zenos though ill give him that

elfin wave
plucky cairn
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Oh for sure

slim cairn
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Hes my friend

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Zenos is nice dude

plucky cairn
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Also he is very ||aligned with that thing, they are both basically things made for killing||

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Like, other primals were ||manifestation of the faith of the beast tribes, held various beliefs in differente measures, this thing is for killing and that's it||

hasty kayak
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they really flexed with his face animations, huh

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"yep that sure is "deranged" right there"

plucky cairn
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Zenos is very fun

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Sometimes it's nice to have nuanced villains

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And sometimes it's nice to have this fucking dude

elfin wave
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BITCH GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING CARD

hasty kayak
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bitch my friend DIED for those bindings

elfin wave
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i don't CARE I WON

hasty kayak
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me @ zenos

elfin wave
plucky cairn
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He cares about strong people, so he can fight them

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That's not nothing

hasty kayak
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oh. now i get it. he just wanted to ||cosplay estinien this entire time||

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thats fair i mean, dragon furries are all the rage

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okay lemme exist n log back in, then we can perhaps commit more murder together gen

plucky cairn
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Yeah I waited around because I knew the trial was coming

hasty kayak
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o rhalgr please be kind and ensure i dont fucking lag again

plucky cairn
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With the new patch being so recent people aren't doing as many rulette.
It'll take a minute rdsnrk

hasty kayak
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im a master of unfortunate timings

elfin wave
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I love how this drone is just like "Hey guys! What's up?" (6.4)

hasty kayak
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LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

plucky cairn
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It's such a good fight

hasty kayak
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that was so hype

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and i didnt die a single time! see what happens if im allowed to play?

plucky cairn
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The arena change is pretty unexpected, I think it's the 1st time they do something like that

hasty kayak
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uuuh, nah? its like sky pirates shenanigans

plucky cairn
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Also it's cool that the ||platform gets destroyed as the fight goes on||

slim cairn
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Which thing did you guys just do?

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Dungeon?

plucky cairn
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Royal Managerie trial

hasty kayak
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we fucked him up!!!!

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biiiitch!

plucky cairn
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Now it's cutscenes for a long while

slim cairn
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Yep

hasty kayak
slim cairn
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God that expansion was painful

plucky cairn
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Congrats on finishing 4.0 tho

slim cairn
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You finished a horrifying expansion

hasty kayak
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the best expansion

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so cooooool

slim cairn
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Bringina, there is a high chance I may ditch you at the airport

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Imma go visit gen instead

hasty kayak
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oh okay. okay

plucky cairn
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Having NG+ it recently, now that I know what they were doing with it I liked it more
I still think it starts pretty slow but from Azim Steppe forward it's pretty banger

slim cairn
plucky cairn
slim cairn
plucky cairn
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To be clear, it's still far below SHB, but it's a whole lot better than ARR

slim cairn
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I like ARR more

plucky cairn
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Is SHB they just have a better writer mainlining the whole thing and it just shows, I kinda wish we saw a Ishikawa written Stomblood Now

elfin wave
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And then EW comes in and drops a nuke on everything else

hasty kayak
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i dont know how to say this but. you may have noticed a little personal bias. just a tiny bit. so i dont know how objective ill be about shadowbringers n endwalker

plucky cairn
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She wrote the Azim Steppe and that's my favourite bit from SB

slim cairn
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For me Endwalker >= Shadowbringers > Heavensward > ARR > star vs the forces of evil season 3 and 4 > Bee Movie > bringina blocking me > stormblood

hasty kayak
plucky cairn
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Is that ban icon new?

hasty kayak
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looks so

slim cairn
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I rather be ban

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Then play stormblood again

hasty kayak
elfin wave
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I wonder if the new dungeon will pop on Expert roulette

hasty kayak
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such sad existence

elfin wave
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Since I have that already unlocked

plucky cairn
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Yo real talk, the new dungeon bosses are kinda hard

elfin wave
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Yeahhhhh

plucky cairn
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Legit died a few times my first time through with the trust

elfin wave
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On the one hand, I've done it twice so I got it mostly down
but on the other, most of the time I was just screaming while following the Support NPCs

elfin wave
plucky cairn
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Was playing caster so squishy job didn't help

elfin wave
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How about that dungeon music though?

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I was half hoping one of the chests would drop a roll so I could listen to it

plucky cairn
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The Flow remix? That was amazing I wonder if the dungeon drops the orchestrion roll

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It didn't drop for me the 1st time

elfin wave
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It didn't drop for me when i went through twice but it took me 5 tries to get the minion from ||Dead Ends|| so

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Mostly ran it for gear, again

plucky cairn
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I think I have like, 40 runs to get that minion and still no luck so shut the hell up sweetiestareintensifies

elfin wave
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620 gear is not too shabby when I can clear it in like 20 minutes and upgrade my weaker 90s

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Plus even in Support you still earn Tomestones, I think

plucky cairn
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I kinda want the fending set from there

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No wait it's not that one I want

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It's the crafted one

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Disregard

elfin wave
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The hat from there on Aiming is neat

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Reminds me of ||Zero's||

hasty kayak
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THAT ENDING THO

plucky cairn
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New tomestone sets are very good too

hasty kayak
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YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

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YOU CANT THROW A CHORUS IN. NO. NO

plucky cairn
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lol

hasty kayak
plucky cairn
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The SB ending I like, the song was weird as hell tho

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Felt so weird

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I get it, it's the liberation of a nation, a sorta national anthem makes sense, but it was so out of the blue

elfin wave
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Hmmm, I'll have to head to Radz when I have the time

hasty kayak
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i love how the screams of joy and screams of battle are the same because they only had one recording

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what the fuck you mean "this is the end" and lingering on lyse's face. the fuck u doin there squeenix

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okay quick pause on the credits lemme catch up on screenshots

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the most important one, they did the thing!!!! again!!!!!!!!

minor sorrel
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For EW players ||the punch-out to wrap up shb is for everyone rihgt? Not just punchy cats class?||

hasty kayak
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yeeeeeees! we love callbacks!

minor sorrel
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Right. ||suuuuuuuuuuuuuper looking forward to bringi reacting to that rdsnrk ||

plucky cairn
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I encourage to find a video of it because it's great

hasty kayak
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also the "slow assembly of squad as we walk to the wall" was super cool and good

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and finally, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

plucky cairn
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Yep, the full circle callback

elfin wave
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I tried looking it up but got nothing

hasty kayak
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this was so cool ppinkieverycontent ppinkieverycontent ppinkieverycontent

minor sorrel
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EW spoilers

plucky cairn
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Also I always liked when MMOs do big status quo changes

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And ||Ala Migo being liberated|| sure feels like a big status quo change

elfin wave
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i was like "I do not remember that happening in ShB"

minor sorrel
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I mean it's still part of the shb storyline kinda :X

hasty kayak
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i wonder if these credits will also take somethin lile half an hour like hw did

plucky cairn
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If anything it's more part of the ||Stormblood Storyline|| if we want to point out a previous expansion

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You can skip the credits if you want, it doesn't skip the cutscenes after, unless you want to list to the music and stuff

minor sorrel
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Some of the art that happens during xpac credits can be nice

hasty kayak
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i feel bad skippin credits in video games. i just dont do it

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people work hard on these, the least i can do is let them scroll away n marvel at what they created

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gottem

plucky cairn
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This one I pay 10 bucks a month, that'll have to do as for appreciation

slim cairn
hasty kayak
slim cairn
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Well time for you to head to shadowbringers

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I expect you to be done in 19 days

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19 days before you officially meet me irl

hasty kayak
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AAAAUUUUUGGHHHHH

slim cairn
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Oh them

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Disgusting

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Im just asking for a ban now lol

hasty kayak
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this is just evil you cant do this to me credits

slim cairn
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I can so

hasty kayak
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gummy. shhh. overcome with emotions

elfin wave
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oh my god Genyu the Comedy Tomestone gear is fantastic

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and i hate that i'm going to spend months grinding for them

slim cairn
plucky cairn
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I love the casting gear for it

slim cairn
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The one time I got terrified in ffxiv

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Was endwalker

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Shadowbringers didn’t even scare me

elfin wave
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oh my god the WARRIOR WEAPON AAAAAAAAAAAAA

slim cairn
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I want to try dancer outfit on my character

hasty kayak
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i need a pizza cutter emote

elfin wave
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it goes perfect with my Abyssos glam

plucky cairn
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Oh right I didn't look at the weapons

elfin wave
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certified shitwrecker

slim cairn
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But mch and dancer share same shire outfit

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So I wanna try the dancer outfit on Gummy Belle

elfin wave
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ooohohhh the ast one is so goood

slim cairn
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Alsooo

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Purple streaks in her hair are gone

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She is just blonde now

elfin wave
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iz like space an' shit

slim cairn
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Tbh not even sure bringina saw purple streaks in her hair

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No one noticed

hasty kayak
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ur character? nope

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look i know decidin to finally round up 4.0 a day after new patch is like worst timin n im constantly buttin into conversation but. i dunno guys i have no clue how shadowbringers could actually top this for me specifically. like, okay, lets say its objectively better written or something, but even so. do you have any idea just how stacked stormblood is in my favor? how much it appeals to my biases? its has almost every bit of fanservice it could possibly have

slim cairn
plucky cairn
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The bard one is cute as hell

elfin wave
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i only care for the pizza cutter and ast globe

hasty kayak
#

congratulations on filling the "late to the party" definition to a T

elfin wave
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god why goes MNK get the best gear

plucky cairn
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He did literally save all your friends by going batman on the cannon so he did what he was supposed to do

hasty kayak
hasty kayak
elfin wave
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oh my god the Paladin one suits the armor perfectly

plucky cairn
#

Agreed, this MNK weapon is pretty great

elfin wave
#

seethes

plucky cairn
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It's legit better than most relic gear

elfin wave
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I will take solace in that the Abyssos gear is 200% Perfect™️ for Warrior

hasty kayak
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everyone keeps trampling these flowers why do yall hate botany

elfin wave
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god dammit
i waffled on for so long the expert roulette switched to healer

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i mean yeah i make way more money from maps- shit i need to get back to maps

hasty kayak
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"okay, we dealt with zenos, we deserve a little break, dont we?"

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"ah fuck this shit"

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"minfilia isnt paying me enough for this"

minor sorrel
elfin wave
hasty kayak
#

HEY

elfin wave
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aw FUCK

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I GOT THE WRONG MAP

hasty kayak
#

slurps on this lore like noodles

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mmmm delicious white robed bastard

elfin wave
#

Huh. Seems that Grade 14 maps crashed

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Well, it was a good bubble while it lasted

hasty kayak
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okay, so what are we betting is ||hiding behind the mask. i cast my bet on gaius van baelsar||

elfin wave
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which mask

hasty kayak
#

||lahabrea's||

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no wait

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wrong robed asshole

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||elidibus||

elfin wave
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ahhhh

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i'm not saying anything~

plucky cairn
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For those that don't remember, ||Elidibus at the end of 4.0 reveals his face (or rather, of the body he is inhabiting) to Varys...if you played through the game you should know who that is||

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You can click that one bringi, just catching up people to what just happened

elfin wave
#

I always forget he exists

hasty kayak
#

i sure hope that remains true ponkshake

minor sorrel
#

Anti bingi spoiler: ||isn't Emet-Selch soon or is that a ways ahead yet||

hasty kayak
#

i dont trust squeenix it did way too many weird goodbye hints and i do not like that

plucky cairn
minor sorrel
#

||ah, and bringi finished 4.3 right?||

plucky cairn
#

4.0

minor sorrel
hasty kayak
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i adore these victory lap runarounds. yes gimme all characters thoughts

plucky cairn
#

So they still have to ||go through the whole deal with Yotsuyu, Asahi and Gosetsu||

minor sorrel
#

Ahh

hasty kayak
#

fear™

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awwww they all clap their hands at me :> see back in arr this would vex me bc i didnt do anythin that noteworthy, but this was zenos. you can lavish me with job well done praises. just this once

slim cairn
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You monster

hasty kayak
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i have to ask, is the weather like, coded in to be stormy when you finish 4.0? because its stormblood? or am i just ridiculously lucky

plucky cairn
#

nah, it's not coded to be stormy I'm pretty sure

hasty kayak
#

heheh

plucky cairn
#

Sometimes the game do take control of the weather but most of the time it just cycles normally

hasty kayak
#

noooooo

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noooo

slim cairn
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YESSS

hasty kayak
#

shut i say

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oh. you're alive! ||gosetsu!||

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aha! i knew i wasnt in denial back there!

plucky cairn
#

Hahaha

hasty kayak
#

oh. you're alive too. drat ||smoke pipe lady||

plucky cairn
#

lol

hasty kayak
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o hi cid ponklurk

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LMAO THIS DUMBASS

slim cairn
#

Boo

hasty kayak
#

||fuckin nero ponknothoughtsheadempty ||

slim cairn
#

Gen you were supposed to save me

plucky cairn
#

I love ||Nero|| so damn much

hasty kayak
#

there, now im officially done with stormblood

slim cairn
#

Bringy how dare you mute me over that evil person!

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I demand justice!

hasty kayak
#

bed time immediately it os so fuckin late

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worth it!

slim cairn
#

Im making lyse jokes irl

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You can’t mute me irl ponkohyouknow

plucky cairn
#

Okay so, time to make Izzy mad at me
Things to do in Stormblood endgame

New Deep Dungeon
Heavens on High: In my opinion this is more interesting than POTD, much shorter, and it has bigger variety of situations you find yourself in.
Also very good to level up alt classes.
The story bit is from lvl 1-30 so only 3 sets vs the 10 from POTD, up to do it whenever you feel like it.
You can start it from the quest "Knocking on Heaven's Door" in the Ruby Sea, and you need to be at least lvl 61 with the class you want to go in as.

Eureka
Ok, this requires some caveats
Unlike the rest of the game, this mode actively tries to hide mechanics, locations, and information from you, which can be frustrating or exciting depending on your taste and how your approach it.
Personally, I learned about stuff before going in, and it was a pretty fun experience so far (I'm still not finished with it)
Also while you progress it, you can get some pretty awesome armor and do your SB relic along with it, which is a really nice bonus.
That said, it can get a bit grindy, but not nearly as much as other relic weapons (at least up to where I got)
Also it's a MAJOR diversion that will take you a very long time to complete, it can definitely be done later without missing much on the moment and most people skip it their first time through the game.
The story reconnects you with Kryle and explore her order, the Studends of Baldesion, and what exactly happened to them.
To unlock it, you start with the "And We Shall Call It Eureka" in Rhalgr's Reach

The Hunt For Rathalos
Crossover trial with Monster Hunter, you can get the Rathalos Mount with the Extreme version, especially easy to unsynch it and if HC still needs it we could easly do it as a group.
Also there is some interesting MH armor if you want it and a Palico minion.
The quest is "The New King on the Block"

The Four Lords
This is the Trial Series for Stormblood, the equivalent of the Warrning Traids from HWs, not much to say about it, a bunch of fun trials to kill, that you can then unlock the extreme version of.
Recommended to at least do the normal mode for the story, it involves Tataru a lot and also a couple new dungeons along the way.
The quest for this one is: "An Auspicious Encounter" in The Ruby Sea

Omega
8 men raid series for SB, this one is another fun adventure with Cid and friends, you know what to expect from Alexander, normal mode recommended, it unlocks Savage versions of all the fights once you complete it.
You can unlock it in Rhalgr's Reach from the quest "The Hunt for Omega"

Return to Ivalice
I'll be uncharacteristically negative for this one.
It's the 24 men raids for Stormblood, I loved every single raid but the story was really a letdown for me.
Needlessly convoluted, unlikeable characters, and too many characters are all big problems.
I enjoyed bits of it, but the whole package let me down.
Still recommended because the actual raids are fun, and it's required to unlock Bojza, which is the Eureka equivalent for Shadowbringers.

4.1 MSQ
I know you will eventually do it anyway, but this one is better done sooner than later because it's really up your alley and it connects very well to Ala Migo liberaton.

magic burrow
plucky cairn
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Wait

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Wy did it break

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The preview works

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Fixed it

hasty kayak
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lmao its so funny that you have to recommend 4.1 to me because we all know ehat happens if side content is dropped into my lap

plucky cairn
#

lol

hasty kayak
#

of course, things like hildy's quests go without saying

plucky cairn
#

Oh yeah, I mostly recommend stuff that have trials and stuff related to them

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I know you'll clear the map of quests anyway so hildy and stuff will get done

hasty kayak
#

aye

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aaaaaaaa this was sooo good! but also noo, lyse! and im full of contradictory feelings! what do!

plucky cairn
#

Lyse still has quite a bit of character development in the post SB patches to go so don't worry too much.

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Most people agree that the best of her is in the post patches

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SB post patch content is actually pretty damn great in general

slim cairn
#

Bringy what happened about going to sleep ppenk

hasty kayak
#

i need to do stuff like shower n brush teeth

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i went home from work, did a few small cleanin chores n then it was all ff14

slim cairn
#

Smh

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You have a bad addiction

hasty kayak
#

gen said im close n that made me excited!

elfin wave
#

you're five minutes away from the best part of the game

hasty kayak
#

no! evil

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i need rest!

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oh no this will be so hard im too full of joy how am i supposed to sleep

plucky cairn
elfin wave
#

okay winning the lottery is good

#

but have you tried wall to walling a level 90 dungeon

#

Wow I got P5 on Roulette
and i fucking nailed it as main tank

hasty kayak
#

i forgot to mention this on wednesday but while doin duties as bard my hat was complimented by a teammate

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i knew the hat is an awesome choice

slim cairn
#

your hat sucks

plucky cairn
#

It's definitely a bold choice

elfin wave
#

What does Bringi's hat look like?

plucky cairn
#

I will wait for them to post a screenshot rather than finding an inferior version in the wild

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Let's just say it's hard to miss

hasty kayak
#

(Reasonably Sized hat for comparison)

minor sorrel
#

No no, the second is a hat

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The first is a HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

plucky cairn
#

It's the kind of hat that you need an extra ticket for it if you want to board public transport while wearing it

elfin wave
hasty kayak
#

nwow i just need properly outrageous clothes. the one ive been tryin out dont do it justice

plucky cairn
#

I think the whole thing is a bit too much

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The hat doesn't even seem that special in the mix

hasty kayak
#

perhaps unfortunately true
the hat has to b the crown achievement ponknothoughtsheadempty

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the part of the glam. like 93% outrageous while the rest should be, maybe 60-72% outrageous

plucky cairn
hasty kayak
#

cmon now thats a bard you know. ill figure it out eventually

plucky cairn
#

Oh yeah, they have some pretty fancy glams

hasty kayak
#

monk is for Serious Questing and Saving the World. bard is for Shits and Giggles. for the Shenanigans. (that is when it comes the classes i use, not that im undermining any bard players here. yall can save eorzea im sure, its just when my dumbass goes bard it means No Thought Head Empty mode)

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can you tell i decided to play hildy questline as bard from now on ponknothoughtsheadempty

plucky cairn
#

lol

hasty kayak
#

oh yes definitely different pants, but that top does look good. or i might also go back to the original top i had with bard but dye it different, im not certain the og "bard is in yellow palette" plans works anymore. or maybe i just need different shade of yellow...

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who has the time for msq anyway when i need to manage so many different glams!

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the only ones im basically 100% happy with is monk and paladin. monk might use different gloves, ill see when i get those you recommended gen or if i stay with the bandage wraps i have rn. in paladin, i need a different sword, possibly gloves as well, but otherwise these two are basically complete

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the rest though. hmmmmm could be better

plucky cairn
hasty kayak
#

poor scholar has it the worst, i still havent decided on the vibe to go with. i dont think i want it to b "nerd", more just embrace the "healer" part? rn i look like a peter pan character pawnk and i know i just dont like the more modern glams at all. maybe, maybe if i ever go all-90s i can try with machinist and gunbreaker, but otherwise? prefer the more medieval fantasy ones

hasty kayak
#

i can see your vision there, could work nicely

plucky cairn
#

I have mostly to find a couple of gloves that fit, and definitely an helm that will scream "caster"

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Maybe a cowl of some sort

hasty kayak
#

i was gonna say "so you just wanna play knight-enchanter", then realized i just described red mage

plucky cairn
#

lol

elfin wave
#

Meanwhile me:
"Gloom Purple. ON EVERYTHING!"

hasty kayak
#

well i cant play red mage and not be red, im not a heretic (excluding the times when i was a heretic in heavensward)

elfin wave
#

WEAK

hasty kayak
#

its in the name!!!!

plucky cairn
#

Redmags are branching out

#

The most recent RDM relic weapon is blue

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And the last tomestone weapon is very yellow

hasty kayak
#

i can be pink, at most!

plucky cairn
#

Cropped all I could of the background to minimise spoilers

hasty kayak
#

listen, you treat that as like, complimentary colors when followin the 70-20-10 rule (or was it 60-30-10?) either way thats the secondary color n the primary. stays. red. cant trust ppl who dye their red mage green or something

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see, even up there, thats red primary, white secondary, yellow-gold tertiary

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black is there for accent

plucky cairn
#

I'm specifically highlighting the weapon, the set isn't RDM specific, it's all casters

hasty kayak
plucky cairn
#

And it's dyed I'm pretty sure

hasty kayak
#

okay liSTEN all im sayin is im particular about my color choices penk

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and red mage stays red so i never ever want hc to play red mage and desecrate it with purple

plucky cairn
#

As a sidenote, man I fucking love the new BLM weapon so much, I'm definitely getting that one fast despite the fact I don't play BLM at all

hasty kayak
#

(this is where gen reveals his rdm isnt red and i loose a friend)

plucky cairn
#

I actually don't remember what I have on RDM, I have to check now

elfin wave
#

it's a thingy

hasty kayak
elfin wave
#

lantern

plucky cairn
hasty kayak
plucky cairn
#

I do like the front of the jacket tho

minor sorrel
#

I think I used the top hat jester glam for my rdm

hasty kayak
#

friendship ended with genryu hclegend is my ff14 bestie now

plucky cairn
#

lol

hasty kayak
#

i like the hat tho, if it was in red

plucky cairn
#

This was my previous RDM glam but I wasn't feeling it either for some reason

hasty kayak
#

now you'll tell me your blue mage isnt blue! (i dont know if you have blu i assume you do)

plucky cairn
#

Technically blue, ink blue, which is basically black

hasty kayak
#

.... ill allow it i suppose

minor sorrel
#

Ah, this

plucky cairn
#

Can't wait for the umbrella

hasty kayak
#

that is fuckin ridiculous penk 130% outrageous

plucky cairn
#

It'll fit that glam so hard

minor sorrel
#

That's what I use on my rdm. I suppose I should dye it red rdsnrk

plucky cairn
elfin wave
#

technically my RDM is red

#

and blue

hasty kayak
#

my ff14 best friend spot is currently open, send your correctly filled out friendship form to my dms

elfin wave
#

requirements: Likes punchy cats

minor sorrel
hasty kayak
#

new requirement: respects colors

minor sorrel
#

I AM THE HYPE PUNCHY CAT

elfin wave
#

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHINGGGGG

magic burrow
plucky cairn
#

Ok so, if you want some amusment, this is amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivLi0YfullI

It's edited to remove spoilers past Heavenswards so it should be SFb (Safe for bringina)

elfin wave
#

lmao SFb
stealing that

hasty kayak
#

i appreciate the care to lowercase bringina

elfin wave
#

okay i found the specific tier list in that video

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and guidance node is there

#

EASY
S

plucky cairn
#

The fucking guidance node in S tier sent me

hasty kayak
#

gib link

#

gen that is 45 minutes of someone probably bein mean about another's opinios do i have to watch that ponknothoughtsheadempty

plucky cairn
#

They are really good friends and he's playing it up

hasty kayak
#

okay that is good to know

#

so its just "summoners bad because gummy plays it" situation i can handle that

plucky cairn
#

Preach is probably one of the most wholesome guy in the MMO community, he's the one that peer pressured her into playing FF

slim cairn
hasty kayak
#

hi dumbass

elfin wave
#

NOTHING BUT THE MOST BASED TAKES HERE ChillBar_hackerman

hasty kayak
#

yda n papalymo in b. cancelled

elfin wave
#

(though a lot of this is tainted by Later Content™️ bc i forgor how i felt about these characters at the end of 3.5)

hasty kayak
#

giv link i can sort this out objectively correctly ponknothoughtsheadempty

elfin wave
hasty kayak
elfin wave
#

if anything me putting Haunchefaunt in C is a sin

magic burrow
#

Tataru gets E for Evil

elfin wave
#

Hilda tho
Based as fuck
EZ A

plucky cairn
#

||Below Bismark||

hasty kayak
#

i have some questions about this tier link. like why is biggs there but not wedge ponknothoughtsheadempty

#

...and only 2/3rds of warring triad

#

okay, im trash at lists but here u go, hw list. tried by best to not let stormblood influence this

#

had to add tier for midgardsormr im sure you understand

#

also @elfin wave i have a question why the fuck is my boi honoroit almost last. what did he do to you

magic burrow
#

You love potatoes

elfin wave
#

who

hasty kayak
#

every day i question the temptation of that fantasia in my backpocket. but tail and ears and furry

#

but short

#

i dont think i will use it, because i do like when the game is serious in the serious moments and i fear just a tiny bit that lalas bein lalas some of that serious air would go out of the window penk but it is a constant thought

magic burrow
#

I just have two characters, Miqote in NA server and Lala in JP server

hasty kayak
#

salty bc the edgelord himself is in c tier aint ya

hasty kayak
# elfin wave who

the boi!!!! emmanelain's lil sidekick who is miles more competent n lowkey done with his bullshit ponknothoughtsheadempty

slim cairn
#

He should be at least A

hasty kayak
#

happy to announce that the very first thing i did in the new post stormblood world.... is to immediately swerve into more craftin bullshit

#

custom delivery my adored

plucky cairn
#

I think m'naago is also a very good delivery

hasty kayak
#

when i find it, i will. i was just turnin in the final botanist quest n then i saw a new blue quest mark n what do ya know it was this

plucky cairn
#

I say I think because I am not super sure when she becomes available

#

Her quest is about ala migo dealing with the post war, it's really nice

hasty kayak
plucky cairn
#

And with really nice I of course mean cripplingly sad

hasty kayak
#

that is really nice!

hasty kayak
#

travels to kugane to give in a fisher quest on thats a lotta blue markers too. some of these are gen's recommendations, lets see what this unfamiliar one is-

nashu in the cover image
literally always stumble into hildy immediately ponknothoughtsheadempty

#

ill save this for when im up for shenanigans, rn thats not it

hasty kayak
#

and with this, all crafter-gatherers are done for the expansion ppinkieverycontent

plucky cairn
#

That NPC follow the ironclad rule that every lalafell is either the best or on the same moral fiber of a war criminal

compact ibex
#

LOL

#

poor lalafell

plucky cairn
#

No, not poor lalafell, that fucker deserves prison

compact ibex
#

i mean the lalafell race in general

rancid laurel
#

How's the new 8man raid?

plucky cairn
#

You mean in general or the wing released this patch?

rancid laurel
#

The most recent wing

plucky cairn
#

In general it's pretty great, the wing from this patch I have yet to play

#

People are saying it's great tho

rancid laurel
#

Guess it'd time to hop back on the gear treadmill

#

Why no preview

#

O there it goes

#

Oh how far into 6.4 is the new dungeon

plucky cairn
#

There is probably at least a good 30 minutes of MSQ before it,

#

Depending how fast you read

rancid laurel
#

Not bad

plucky cairn
#

Also it's pretty funny, they are really nailing the comedy bits lately

plucky cairn
#

Ok decided to do the 1st part of the new raid and man...that was a stellar start

#

The music goes so fucking hard, what are they feeding Soken

hasty kayak
#

wheeee trauma. but also yay, more monk lore :>

#

aaarg gen said do 4.1 right away n thats what im tryin to do but there's so many shiny quest marks

#

help

#

okay. focus. you'll get your shiny quests as soon as you do 4.1

#

ah, so its grabbin alphi kickin n screamin for a nature trip, ey? ponknothoughtsheadempty well alright

#

monk lore please?

plucky cairn
hasty kayak
#

oh well, raiding it is

#

hehehehehe, box emote

#

appropriate

plucky cairn
#

I'm very hype for you doing this patch quests

hasty kayak
#

hmmmmm. i wonder. this patch will, presumably, focus on theodoric's fall n stuff. now, with widargelt (that is, the monk teacher) the sb storyline has, aside from the murder squad trying to kill us n stuff, that he was actually ||born as cousin of theocred, n his parents hid him among the monks to escape the royal culling when he was rlly young.|| now, the antagonist of that questline ||claimed to be theodoric's brother, though this later turned our false (he was actually widargelt's old friend).|| with that said, ||could this mysterious brother, or perhaps some other family member, survive as well n show up in this patch?|| given our theme of the 4.0-4.3 will i assume be "okay we won against the garleans, now what." we shall see.

plucky cairn
#

Actually I want to see your reaction because a large chunk of it is just ||hanging out with Nanamo and it's really well written||
Letting you to decide if you want to click that one, it's a really vague spoiler so it should be fine if you do

hasty kayak
#

oh, pretty ornaments

#

o, a dungeon

plucky cairn
#

Yeah, it's a pretty cool one too

elfin wave
#

all i remember is the first boss

hasty kayak
#

you ever notice how in the earlier base game/expansions when WOL finishes a dungeon or a trial or such you do the happy animation, n these days all i get is a sad, pensive staring? i dare say tis the ✨ trauma ✨

elfin wave
#

That doesn't go away until... Post-Endwalker

#

at that point you just swallow the pain

#

repress the trauma

hasty kayak
#

children cheering sound effect trauma!

elfin wave
#

you get used to it.gif

minor sorrel
hasty kayak
#

i dare say it feels like im in the angst phase, n i didnt even start an expansion literally called shadowbringers

elfin wave
#

reminds me i need to speedrun comedy tomes before reset

hasty kayak
#

is my suffering a joke to you?

#

"comedy tomes" boo hc, boo

#

alphi´s sufferin on the other hand is very entertainin penk

plucky cairn
#

Oh yeah, Alphi teasing is basically the best thing in the game

elfin wave
hasty kayak
#

my anime girl in pfp, im aware but i wanted to make a bad joke

minor sorrel
elfin wave
#

expert roulette lesgo

#

i enjoy pain

hasty kayak
#

RAUBAAAAAAHN HIIIII

#

my man learned well from nanamo how to talk to crowds

#

/clap

#

oh fuck please let this summit go better than the meetup with vidofnir back in heavensward

#

raubahn bye :c

#

havin played fallout 4 recently, fordola keeps throwin me off ponknothoughtsheadempty the short reddish hair n the accent n even manner of speech makes me think of cait

#

well, not that i finished it, fuckin glitches ponkhellodarknessmyoldfriend but it did eat some few dozens of my free time hours

plucky cairn
#

Fordola VA is so goddamn good

elfin wave
#

man I'm fighting the last boss of the new dungeon again and it just occurred to me

||WHY THE FUCK DOES OCTOMAMMOTH HAVE TELEKINESIS?!?!?!?!?||

hasty kayak
#

OH SHIT, HI TRAUMA

#

WHEHEHEHEHEWOO yikes

#

i need every single screenshot of that thanks fordola

#

dont you "quest successfully completed!" jingle at me that was devastating

#

lets watch it again ppinkieuncontained

plucky cairn
#

Hahaha

#

It's a great scene

hasty kayak
#

i do like that someone like, finally acknowledged the ethics of echo penk yeah its useful n not something i can turn off, but just bargin into someone's memories like that? rude.

#

oh this cutscene is totally goin into my top five

#

||but also no papalymo death flashback for fordola? hey! hey i was absolutely heartbroken by that! have the courtesy to show the little lala asshole smiling n leavin us all behind, okay?||

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though the first place in "cutscenes of all time" for now still go to ||that blasted banquet, the further in game i go the more i appreciate just how well they did the real first OH SHIT OH FUCK OH NOOOOOO moment for WOL n co. it is so good n we've been cashin in on that since. .... sorry hauchefant? penk||

plucky cairn
hasty kayak
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o ye for sure

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... i swear since ive finished this expansion thunderstorms feel way more frequent. maybe it really is just bc im only noticin it more often but it feels like before it was just sunny or cloudy 90% of time ponknothoughtsheadempty

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(inside the research facility) huh, thats a lot of weird black shapes on the ground, what's - oh.
oh its bodies

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oh well. morbid screenshot time!

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too bad i dont have a lay down emote ponknothoughtsheadempty

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RAUBAHN NO THATS INHUMANE

plucky cairn
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Lots of ethical questions in this patch

hasty kayak
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at least pull the guards away holy shit-

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perks up like a golden retriever puppy nanamo? more nanamo for bringi?

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yyyyeeeeeeees! okay, bye fordola, enjoy eternal torment!

plucky cairn
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lol

hasty kayak
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come tiny nanamo on my shoulder the time has come to meet your inspiration (again), also known as best character

hasty kayak
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hehehehehe

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immediate gutpunch oh fuck of course its twilight over thanalan

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oh boi is it ||democracy 2?||

plucky cairn
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Haha

hasty kayak
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oh raubahn, that makes sense

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okay but i still liked that idea we can try to implement it again.... i have a dragon eye inside me now we'll be fine

plucky cairn
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That would mean that Nanamo would stop being a ruler tho, and she is so good.
maybe we can do it when she is old and about to retire

hasty kayak
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i can murder opposition if needed, do you want me to walk over to lolorito n kick him like a football into the stratosphere? i can do that

hasty kayak
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have tea parties with me, ill make the time

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my screenshot button really will get rubbed off at this rate i swear

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ROADTRIP?????

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roadtrip roadtrip roadtrip!

plucky cairn
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It's so good

hasty kayak
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that IS wonderful indeed wheheheheeeeeee whoo!

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nanamo no offense but i feel at this point everyone n their grandma in uldah can recognize your "inconspicuous outfit" ponknothoughtsheadempty

plucky cairn
hasty kayak
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PARKOUR SKILLS

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YAS LETS GO

plucky cairn
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That's a cutscene that was in 1.0 btw, they remade it for this patch

hasty kayak
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oooooh! im glad they did

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hey now, my goldsmith school went well! im skilled in few other crafteries, i can help

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"maybe you can ask someone who employs refugees for help-"

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i take it back, i take it all back, nanamo dont penk

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shenanigans happen to the mandervilles

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oh no godbert in the msq. what will the madman do

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well, i guess i can turn in my excess cards while im here. oh, n register for jackpot

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sorry, cactpot

plucky cairn
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Godbert is lowkey a really great dude

hasty kayak
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he is, but also. shenanigans

plucky cairn
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True

hasty kayak
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its okay nanamo we can play a little triple triad game. as a treat.

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im, lets see... 113/382 cards. hm. should work on that

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you have a shirt on? #notmygodbert

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uh oh. thats not shenanigans. id like my shenanigans back, please

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(im jokin here im genuinely havin the time of my life but it is so jarrin from godbert of all people)

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HANCOCK???? what are you doing game! oh no!

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ughhhhhh fiiiiiineeeeee

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i am no longer having the time of my life and everything is terrible.

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"pray return to the waking sands" you cheeky bastard

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bitch.

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can i have a little murder. a tiny one. just a touch. please? no? "for the good of the people" you say? awwwww

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yasss nanamo, slay

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WOL sittin between the two like "minphilia can you come pick me up, im scared" penk as one should be of lalas

plucky cairn
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She is pretty good in these scenes

hasty kayak
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oooh this is so good ppinkieverycontent

plucky cairn
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It's shown that she has learned to make the best of the cards she has, to get as close as possible as the outcome she wants, rather than fight against the current and end up dead

hasty kayak
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no joke i think i have a hundred screenshots minimum by now from today ponknothoughtsheadempty

hasty kayak
hasty kayak
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they'll stay together after all? that would be nice ppinkielurk

slim cairn
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They all die

hasty kayak
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shush ill talk to u when 4.1 is done

slim cairn
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What are the odds bringy plays ffxiv at the airport?

hasty kayak
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ive got to be close by now

slim cairn
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High odds

hasty kayak
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"awww, a minion raubahn- aaand the description ruined it" penk

plucky cairn
hasty kayak
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please let this summit go well, please let it go well...

plucky cairn
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That summit was really funny to me

hasty kayak
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i dont trust big meetings in this game something always goes wrong

slim cairn
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Oh yes

plucky cairn
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I'll explain why when you get there

slim cairn
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Your character Becomes evil

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They become the new zenos

hasty kayak
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oh wow, yshtola, i havent seen u in ages

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lyse said "nanamo had the right idea with this democracy thing, let's try it out! what could go wrong?"

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i am sweating bullets over here

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GODS FUCKING DAMMIT

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every goddamn time

plucky cairn
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That whole scene is hilarious to me

hasty kayak
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i am going to murder this snake

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okay i guess raubahn got it

plucky cairn
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Imagine if they didn't do that, and she just stayed on the council

Snake Lady: I have a solution listen to this, we should get a bunch of crystals, and then summ..
Lyse: we aren't summoning your god...so for the next thing, about the requisition for the army
Snake Lady: I have an idea, we could get a bunch of crystals and...
Lyse:...```
hasty kayak
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okay that is hilarious

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ugh raubahn is so cool

plucky cairn
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That whole duty is awesome in general

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Also this is the bit in which IMO they really nailed Lyse character.
I have some problems in the 4.0 bit but all the post patches Lyse characterisation is so goddamn awesome

hasty kayak
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LETS GO LYYYYYYYYYYSE

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(and fordola. thanks fordola)

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wol is really into staring off to space in this patch, huh

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||moon's still fucking haunted n i have no idea ehat that's about||

minor sorrel
hasty kayak
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awwwwwwwwww ponksadscrunch okay i guess........

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oh noooooo and there's the tears

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from nanamo. but also me

plucky cairn
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That scene hits hard

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And it's so well set up too

hasty kayak
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fuck this game (extremely posivite)

slim cairn
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See that’s how i got you into the game

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How did i get you into it again?

hasty kayak
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WAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHHBBBB

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fuck you game

slim cairn
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Yeah gen

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You called it

plucky cairn
hasty kayak
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you cant make my favorites cry i cry too

hasty kayak
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FUCK YOU GAME IS THIS A HAUCHEFANT REFERENCE

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i hate this with passion

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i love this but also hate this

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ow. ow. ow

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aaaauuuuuggghhh

plucky cairn
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The Stormblood patches are very well regarded, and this is just the 1st one.

hasty kayak
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LMAO ALPHI ISNT SAFE EVEN FROM NANAMO SHADE

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well played game we love to see it

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PIPIN HOLY SHIT

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is that how you treat your father young man

slim cairn
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He’s not that young

elfin wave
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lalafel racists smh

hasty kayak
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huh. ||yotsuyu enjoyin her redemption off screen, is she||

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alright

plucky cairn
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There is definitely a theme in these patches with that

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Kinda

hasty kayak
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um, game? thank you for the title, but.... that feels kinda cruel?

minor sorrel
plucky cairn
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I love all those jokes

hasty kayak
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well then! note to self, trust genryu on everything ff14 related, always. not that i didnt trust you before, but this 4.1 stuff was fantastic n im glad i did it asap

rancid laurel
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We are caught up on MSQ and raids

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Now to try and cap and get loot before tomorrow ponee

slim cairn
hasty kayak
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haha. no

plucky cairn
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When is the trip?

hasty kayak
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on 12th

plucky cairn
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You could get there mainiling the MSQ, 4.3 is where Stormblood actually ends and 4.4 starts teasing Shadowbringers

hasty kayak
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haha. no

plucky cairn
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up to 4.3 it'd probably not be that weird to mainline it by a narrative standpoint

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4.4 would be weird to stop there for 2 months to do all the of the SB secondary stuff

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For...reasons

hasty kayak
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do you know the sheer willpower i had to employ to not grab every single quest mark i came across

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it was terrible

plucky cairn
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There is a real sense of urgency after that patch

rancid laurel
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Oh yeah I got all the master crafter 10 books

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Idk why because I almost never craft I just like having access to it

hasty kayak
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4.1 is my current stoppin point, in my free time ill throw myself at the behemoth of side content. very excited for it

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do u think it would be rude to others if i pinned gen's laundry to-do sb list its hard to scroll up to it n annoyin to search-

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that probably is rude, contrary to what the channel oftentimes looks like this is not a bringi's wacky adventures fan channel

plucky cairn
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There aren't any other pins so it's not like it'll clutter something other people would be looking up

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Up to you

rancid laurel
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I think I'll try running a dungeon as DRK tonight

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Did WAR last night and its great having two healers in the party

plucky cairn
hasty kayak
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i dunno if any of yall know this already, but we havent talked about it (at least, i dont think we did) so ill bring it up: u can now enable tiny lil role icons to pop up next to player´s name ppinkieverycontent i think thats kinda cool

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... huh. speakin of changes ive only found out now, some emotes bein available on mounts is a new thing, isnt it? i could've sworn i coulnt say, /lookout from a mount before but now it plays an altered animation n everything. ill have to find a vista n try out if it works now

elfin wave
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Damn, you can't use /toast on a mount

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can't drink and drive/fly

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BUT YOU CAN DRINK TEA AND DRIVE
LET'S GOOOOOO

hasty kayak
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OH SHIT YOU CAN PET MOUNTS YOU'RE RIDING NOW

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this is a game changer

plucky cairn
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I didn't know about that one

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Generally you can use upper body only emotes when on mounts

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When you look at an emote there are a bunch of icons that tell you when you can use that

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Also yeah the role icons are new and they are pretty awesome

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They also pop up in chat

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When you are in a group

elfin wave
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oh my god thank you bringi

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this is just what my adhd brain needs as a healer

hasty kayak
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some do seem incorrectly labeled, say flame salute is available but doesnt do anything as far as i can tell (maybe it works on only some mounts?)

magic burrow
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Reason to buy some Mogstation mounts

elfin wave
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plus now i don't have to figure out who is trying to chastise me for not mitting again

hasty kayak
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hehehehehhehehe pettin mounts....

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this sparks joy

magic burrow