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gaunt marten
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It's so good!

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Full segment: ```Sue: Sounds like a wonderful idea! There is just the small matter of Cuthbert...
Player: Cuthbert?
Sue: That's right. You see, while you were gone, we told the others about this whole killing us all business. Now, I must admit, emotions did run a bit high, especially for Cuthbert.
Sue: Once he learns about the election, he will almost definitely want to put himself forward, and I'm afraid he has little interest in peace.
Gary: I mean, can you blame the guy? Cuthbert was once the leader of the Frogs for Humanity society. The guy loved humans, but after what they did to his favourite plant...
Sue: Some wounds never heal...
Player: So you're saying Cuthbert can't win the election?
Sue: The idea of rigging an election is one that fills my democracy-loving heart with terror, but yes, we will need to do that.
Gary: It's okay if we're the ones to do it, right?
Sue: Not in the slightest, but I do love that positive attitude. Besides, the alternative is all-out war with humanity.
Player: Which we very much need to avoid! So how do we ensure Cuthbert can't win the election?
Sue: The hop-off will see the candidates hop from the shore to a lily pad. Now, if Cuthbert's lily pad had an unfortunate hole in it...
Player: Okay... I guess I'm off to sabotage a lily pad.
Sue: Just be careful of Dave and Jane. They're sticklers for the rules, I'm afraid. You can't let them see you.

bronze abyss
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choke of the week

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fortunately it wasnt the fastest attempt atleast, on the fastest one i had like 10 seconds off cuz i managed to catch cycles p well

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literally one of the easiest jumps in the entire thing and i did everything prior really cleanly StarSob

green fulcrum
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All that work... cadancewheeze

bronze abyss
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is there any way to quick restart? having to kill myself in spots where there arent spikes or pits is really annoying

river veldt
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i tried this level but it was too hard for me

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i'll try again some day

bronze abyss
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i only did it once but im tryna speedrun it

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hell its the only reason i bought the game for DaisyWheeze dont really have any interest in anything else i dont think, played crash 1 on ps1 some years back and it was enough

gaunt marten
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Who the fuck made this quest

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Greg V

bitter stream
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oh gosh

bronze abyss
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...theres a grace period when hitting the spikes apparently?

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if fast enough i can literally just jump off of the spikes themselves

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nice hitboxes

proud warren
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splash damage? in my platformers?

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it's more likely than you'd think /j

green fulcrum
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Vicarious Visions: "The f*ck is a hitbox?"

green fulcrum
bronze abyss
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nah the hitboxes in this game are actually stupid like who the fuck lets you jump off of a spike TWICE IN A ROW

gaunt marten
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That quest was written back in 2006, so I give them a bit of a pass

bronze abyss
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now its just leaving me confused should i consider that for alternative routes in case i fuck up along the way or not

gaunt marten
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The well written quest with the frogs was written in 2024

river veldt
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what is his accent supposed to be

green fulcrum
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Oh, and Jamaican, I think.

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Maybe

river veldt
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ok i was definitely detecting the Jamaican and wasn't crazy lol

gaunt marten
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He's the Fairy Godfather and he's wearing a Tuxedo

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I think he's just meant to be a really thick Italian accent, as a parody of the Godfather

river veldt
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OOOH

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that's kind of funny

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i thought Runescape was a serious game

gaunt marten
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It's mostly silly

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Very few parts of it are serious

river veldt
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Run! Escape !

gaunt marten
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No

green fulcrum
gaunt marten
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Though the game does involve a lot of running

river veldt
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yeah you run and escape from the monsters

gaunt marten
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Very little escaping is done

tiny wigeon
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@bronze abyss

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unicorn mount ChrysBlink

gaunt marten
little badger
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Lead actors have been confirmed for the Zelda movie. @river veldt

slim thorn
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they both have fantasy surnames, so we should be fine

little badger
young creek
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he looks young

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Ye I knew people were gonna be mad they didnt pick the fancast as if that ever happens 🤣

arctic fern
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the girl looks alright as zelda, but i dont like the boy
he looks fine but he doesnt look like link

young creek
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he can be OoT child Link but not Botw Link

arctic fern
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yeah hes too young looking in that shot
makeup and sstuff can do a lot
im not saying he would be a bad link, if hes a good actor, fine

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just based on that screenshot, he doesnt look like what i picture as link

slim thorn
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Link looks different enough in each game that I don't feel I can judge anything until I know what kind of story they're going for, which probably won't be until the movie's out

rancid herald
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Link's already pretty young tbh. I don't think he's normally much older than 18 as an adult in most games. He just seems more mature because he has a job mowing lawns for rupees

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the only thing that gets me is... why now?

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and why a tweet?

young creek
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feel like this is how movies always announce their actors

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they announce the main cast right as filming begins because once that begins its getting leaked anyway

rancid herald
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Didn't they have a big nintendo direct thing for the mario film though?

young creek
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Yeah thats true

rancid herald
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not all of them, of course, but I remember Miyamoto talking about chris pratt-san

young creek
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maybe cause they wanted some buzz around their big hollywood star cast

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these guys are unknowns

rancid herald
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true

little badger
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Features coming in tomorrows Cyberpunk update @fresh bane

visual hill
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better HDR might be nice, Cyberpunk's stock HDR implementation is known to leave to be desired

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(watch it on a HDR display on a HDR-compatible browser/device to appreciate the difference, e.g. on your phone which probably supports it if it's OLED)

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I'm curious to know what Intel HDR10+ entails though... never heard of it before

fickle garnet
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My monitor doesn't even have HDRizzynothoughtsheadempty

visual hill
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I'm a bit of a HDR nerd, although I'm not on the HDR Den Discord yet

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someone I know is working on adding HDR support to Godot

arctic fern
wind stump
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Sounds about ri- wait what's that about no insurance-

random steppe
astral steeple
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What

slim thorn
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is it any wonder our generation keeps putting CEOs in the "not actually human" bucket

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how do you even explain this thought

fresh bane
slim thorn
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I still haven't felt like playing Echoes izzynothoughtsheadempty

green fulcrum
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CEOs like this guy have to be a completely new subspecies of human at this point. They are so dumb it's beyond belief.

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Like, there's regular human dumb, and then there's this guy.

cerulean herald
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its bc they sold their souls for money

wind stump
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damn Red Guy really fell off after DHMIS ended

unreal idol
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I dont consider CEOs human either poppyscrunch

green fulcrum
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No, they're human, they're just........exceptionally stupid. Like, negative IQ. Negative intelligence. And no heart.

gaunt marten
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Is this a joke or something? Why is everyone called Ali?

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You start the quest by talking to Ali Morrisane, buy beer from Ali the Barman, give it to Drunken Ali, he'll tell you to talk to Ali the Operator, then go to Ali the Kebab Seller, and on the way talk to Ali the Camel Merchant, and you even talk to Ali the hag and kill Traitorous Ali

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Ali the Mayor is also there.

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Oh, it is a joke

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After this quest, many NPCs whose names were "Ali" will have their names changed back to their real names.

toxic seal
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IIRC it wasn't a joke back in the day but RuneScape has had some language cleansing over time

gaunt marten
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That's good. The quest is twenty years old

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Player: Really? Which one?
Menaphite Thug: Ali, our Chief of Operations. He should be somewhere nearby the tent.
Player: Thanks.
(End of dialogue)
toxic seal
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The Recruitment Drive quest also had a change where originally a part of the quest had you defeat a knight in a duel but you can't beat him unless your player character is female, with the hint to this being the line "No MAN can defeat me" when you lose. If your character was male, you had to go to a place where you can edit your character and change them to female, and then you can win.
The quest was changed so that it is not gender based and you simply need to defeat the knight with a blunt weapon instead of a blade as I believe the line gets changed to "No blade can touch me" or something

gaunt marten
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Yeah, the game now removed gender choice, splitting it to body type and pronouns. Type A is masculine and may have facial hair and Type B is feminine and may not. Pronouns are he/him, she/her, they/them.

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Menaphite Thug: Well, I suppose there is Traitorous Ali.```
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Player: Traitorous Ali!
Ali the Operator: No! I would never have suspected Traitorous Ali.
green fulcrum
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Ah, but is there Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa?

gaunt marten
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No that one is in the Prince Ali Rescue quest

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In a totally different Arabian themed town

green fulcrum
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||Masterpiece. I have never personally seen IGN give out that score before.||

wind stump
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Still don't know why Pauline looks so young

green fulcrum
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Because she is.

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She's a kid in this one. It's basically a prequel to Mario Odyssey

young creek
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ign loves nintendo

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both of the switch Zeldas got 10/10

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(they are 10/10s but its not that irregular to get the score)

green fulcrum
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In fairness, I also didn't see their reviews for those games. ppenk

fresh bane
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''both of the switch zeldas''
Echoes of Wisdom: sweetiegrump

young creek
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the thing is you know which games im talking about

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and its not snooze of wisdom

slim thorn
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it's okay, we know you meant "both of the switch links"

fresh bane
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I felt like I got sucked into a different universe for a second I didn't ever think people really gave a damn about Mario or Donkey Kong lore at all

unreal idol
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People give a shit about Mario/DK lore?

slim thorn
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not the first time people get weird about that in a franchise that was never aiming for lore continuity rdsnrk

unreal idol
young creek
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a few hyperfixated people sure

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youll find those in every fandom

gaunt marten
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Don't say that while Captain Mario is around

young creek
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its not common

green fulcrum
unreal idol
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Miyamoto has never cared for lore

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I'm convinced there's only a Zelda timeline because of fans poppyscrunch

young creek
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Im going to collect so many bananas tomorrow

slim thorn
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to be fair, there were elements of a timeline even when there were only a handful of games around, and e.g. Wind Waker explicitly set itself in what was presumably one of the OoT branches even before that famous diagram was officially published

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though yeah fans are probably relevant to the degree of formalization it got later (before being completely ignored again lol)

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Ixrec — 6/24/24, 20:33
Timeline of Zelda Timelines remains peak comedy

young creek
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Ixrec you gonna make a Donkey Kong thread?

slim thorn
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why are you asking me izzynothoughtsheadempty

young creek
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always took you for a big Konger

cerulean herald
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anyone can make a thread, ftr

young creek
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thats true

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not to brag but im the author of the 4th most popular thread

cerulean herald
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which thread would that be flutterscared

young creek
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world of warcraft!

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But my Mario Kart World thread flopped so hard ill never make another one

river veldt
river veldt
gaunt marten
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I wonder if non-mods get to see the list of all threads on the server by number of posts

young creek
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ofc

gaunt marten
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I know they can see all threads in one forum or channel

river veldt
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how do you sort by amount of posts ?

rancid herald
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here I baked you a thread #1395170915754709062

gaunt marten
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Turns out Discord no longer allows mods to see a list of all threads in the server and sort it by amount of posts

rancid herald
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classic discord

graceful bridge
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That's... actually really cool.

green fulcrum
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TIL it wasn't out on Macs.

fresh bane
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4 new vehicles and side quests tied to getting them??

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they're just adding brand new quests this far into the game's release

river veldt
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right i need to play Cyberpunk still

fresh bane
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Added an option to tell Johnny to go away after you look at him for a short while when he appears in the passenger seat. He takes the hint and disappears as a passenger for a couple days.

visual hill
bitter stream
quiet swift
little badger
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Assassins creed series now in Development

unreal idol
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Something like that could conceivably work as LA

gaunt marten
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Assassin's Creed but they chronicle modern history

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The assassination of Johnny Bravo by Cartoon Network

quiet swift
wind stump
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No shit.

quiet swift
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marblegrump 🏏

proud warren
static bluff
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I mean...

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They had a contract for a job and completed the job. What are you expecting them to do? Bank roll the contractors until they retire?

sacred grove
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What if... studios retained talent for future games?

proud warren
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I dunno, make another game- yeah

slim thorn
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"layoff" implies they weren't "contractors" though?

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though it certainly feels like AAA publishers want every developer to be a contractor these days

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maybe that'd actually be a better model than what they're doing now

rancid herald
arctic fern
rancid herald
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I will say, I find it odd that people seem to be suddenly surprised with how unstable game development is as a career. I thought it was known

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maybe it has to do with the fact that for the past decade/two decades there's been a bunch of long running studios like bioware

slim thorn
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are you talking about all the layoff headlines?

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I've always been aware it was unstable, that's part of the reason I didn't go into gamedev after uni

unreal idol
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It doesn't need to be unstable

rancid herald
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Layoffs and general commentary around them

unreal idol
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Fuck game companies that are pushing all these mass layoffs

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They are literally ruining people's lives for short term gains

rancid herald
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Like, I seem to remember it being almost the norm for a game studio to form, work on a game, launch it, and then implode

random steppe
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It is kind of bullshit that the industry has exploded in profit and somehow the money never goes to more stable job opportunities I must say

slim thorn
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there was a degree to which it was the norm and lately it's gotten even worse

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usually there were more and less stable studios, and the larger studios would upsize and downsize

rancid herald
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Assuming it is profitable. I can never tell with these industries tbh

slim thorn
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but these days it seems like entire large studios get deleted entirely at the drop of a hat with no rhyme or reason

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and the total number of them is wildly high

rancid herald
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Like you have 'make skins for call of duty' stuff that almost certainly makes bank but... ?

slim thorn
unreal idol
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Its because a lot of the gaming industry is ran by weird business people

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And not actual humans

random steppe
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That doesn't really explain it fully though

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It's not like in 2020 it wasn't that way

unreal idol
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Vultures have gotten greedier

random steppe
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And also every other industry is also ran by weird busines people

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It's not a unique feature of the gaming industry

unreal idol
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Japan doesn't seem to have these catastrophic layoffs

rancid herald
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apparently Tom Clancy's The Division Heartland got canceled, which is unfortunate although I don't know how you'd combine the Division with the Canadian TV show Heartland

unreal idol
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Unless I'm horribly mistaken it seems largely a western issue

random steppe
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I mantain that the problem is that live service games are like a slot machine for executives that they can't help but keep pulling on.

unreal idol
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That's a big problem yes

random steppe
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Well live service games are a worldwide problem

rancid herald
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Japan has it's own problems I believe

random steppe
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Most of the gachas in fact come from the east

unreal idol
rancid herald
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don't worry the century is young yet

random steppe
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Also I wonder how much we actually know of japanese devs outside of Nintendo

rancid herald
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How many non-nintendo game developers are there, anyway?

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*japanese

random steppe
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We get headlines for that, and precious few other companies, but I feel like that there is a lot of quiet abuse of devs that we don't see in japanese companies because its always been that way

hushed onyx
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A lot of creative industries have instability problems. From what I recall, movies in particular are mostly (technically) made by special purpose companies that hire people for the one movie and then dissolve (“firing” them) once the movie is made.

rancid herald
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I mean, I imagine it's probably a bit like anime or manga artists. My understanding is that they're paid poorly and way over worked

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yeah that's another example

random steppe
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Nintendo seems to have a good track record surprisingly

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In how they treat their workers I mean

hushed onyx
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I suspect there’s something about an industry being highly project-based with a fickle market that makes it trend towards employment instability.

rancid herald
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yeah but what they don't show you is all the workers they have running around bashing their heads against the undersides of blocks in the basement to get gold coins to pay for the whole operation

slim thorn
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part of why I linked the article is it has all the extra details needed to contextualize how this is not normal and not like the other entertainment industries

rancid herald
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wake up sheeple

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Hasn't hollywood also been doing this though?

slim thorn
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I'm not familiar with the Hollywood situation

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though wasn't there also some huge strike going on?

rancid herald
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yeah but I had the impression that not all the work came back or something

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idk I'm not saying it isn't unusual

rancid herald
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apparently the andor guy was told by Disney that streaming was dead or something

hushed onyx
# slim thorn part of why I linked the article is it has all the extra details needed to conte...

It’s not necessarily like the movie industry now, but if you look over the past of the film industry then you can find definite parallels at different times (Hollywood has a well-documented tendency to go all-in on blockbusters, run into a bust when it’s oversaturated, and then pull back with fewer projects and more “indie” projects before money comes back in and someone shows that blockbusters can still make money…)

gaunt marten
toxic seal
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Oh yeah that's a known bug for that quest

gaunt marten
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Oh it's not just Runelite then

river veldt
river veldt
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oh my

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huh

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Texas is it's own independent nation in Cyberpunk

gaunt marten
river veldt
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what is he

gaunt marten
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He is the head of the Red Axe trading company of the dwarven Keldagrim Consortium

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In the previous quest, he left the consortium because we picked someone else for the head of the statue

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In this quest it turns out he sabotaged the statue himself and bribed the boatman to bump into it

river veldt
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ah

gaunt marten
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This quest also has an incantation. Agrith-Naar, Nahudo, Caldar, Tarren, Camerinthum.

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Oh, it's not random this time

gaunt marten
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This game is evil. I'm gonna have to keep this for like... 200 hours

tiny wigeon
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And the reward is just going to be a red scarf or something celmao

gaunt marten
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It's a master clue so the reward is going to average around 900k

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I currently get that much in a day

visual hill
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I bought it along with The Ascent and Hellbound, so @river veldt should be happy to I know I finally got Dusk 😛

river veldt
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yesssss

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Dusk is so good

visual hill
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I had a coupon code lying around so it was even cheaper

quiet swift
static bluff
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Oh hey that one's fun

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Thank you Jeff

rancid herald
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I mean, it'd be a weird thing if you did a lawsuit and didn't try to make the target look bad

fresh bane
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luckily it's not a 'real' fob, I'm only doing event fobs because I don't really want to risk retaliation and having all my resources stolen rdwut
I have noticed that automatically they do these virtual fob battles every week where each day your fob gets pit against another in a simulated defense/infiltration and you get points for that if you win, and apparently for the past week I've been #1 in that so that's pretty nice
although it's probably because nobody's really playing this anymore ppenk

gaunt marten
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This fool is collecting soles instead of souls

gaunt marten
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This game's dialog is pretty funny

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Billy, a guard of Falador: So what are you doing this weekend?
Bob, another guard of Falador: This weekend?
Bob, another guard of Falador: You haven't been here long[sic] I take it.
Billy, a guard of Falador: What do you mean?
Bob, another guard of Falador: Do you know the life expectancy of a Falador guard?
Billy, a guard of Falador: No...
Bob, another guard of Falador: About thirty seconds, I reckon.
Billy, a guard of Falador: Thirty seconds???
Billy, a guard of Falador: They didn't tell me that when I signed up!!!
Bob, another guard of Falador: Any second now someone is going to try and kill us, for no apparent reason, completely unprovoked.
Billy, a guard of Falador: But why, Bob???
Billy, a guard of Falador: What have we ever done to them?
Bob, another guard of Falador: I don't know, Billy.
Bob, another guard of Falador: But I'm not wasting my final seconds worrying about it.
dense crypt
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existential horror

gaunt marten
wind stump
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me singing along to Baka Mitai and -Judgement- like the absolute weeb shit i am

visual hill
astral bolt
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I've been waiting for this video for a year https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lRev4qQLyw

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If you watch this and at any point you feel like giving it a try yourself, quit the video and do so. The more you know the less you can get ouf of the Void Stranger experience.

slim thorn
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the most modding I do is for Outer Wilds, and there I rarely go beyond 10-20 mods at a time

bronze abyss
light gate
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excuse me

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why is the mac version $82.90?

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I'm actually baffled.

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izzynothoughtsheadempty Sony takes a 30% cut... I'm so confused...

fresh bane
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Can you not just get it on GOG instead?

light gate
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Yeah, but I have to deal with GOG.

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GOG runs under Intel.

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So they effectively shot themselves in the foot for this one, the only other store is essentially Steam and I have to run a beta version for the native build.

fresh bane
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I don't understand since I've pretty much never used Mac for anything before, does GOG not run on Mac?

light gate
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oh boy

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uhh

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tl:dr Macs don't use x86_64, they are ARM based machines now. So to run x86_64 you need Rosetta 2 which is being removed in 2027 because Apple trying to trim the fat and wants developers to make native apps.

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Rosetta 2 takes a perf hit.

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GOG Galaxy works but its slow and buggy under Mac (not a native app), so essentially you'd want the offline installer which takes forever to download under HTTPS.

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So yeah, cool.

fresh bane
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I c

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that sounds annoying

light gate
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I mean, gaming on Mac is miserable for sure. Even if Apple returned to x86_64, slapped Vulkan, and called it a day... that still wouldn't do much other than allow indies to have it easier to port.

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And I know this because when OpenGL was supported, some games were on Mac but still not the fraction that Windows has.

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Its funny.

gaunt marten
hushed onyx
gaunt marten
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This guy is not going to die

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Math says expected time to kill is 300 seconds, vs 52 if I just used melee

gaunt marten
visual hill
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I finished Conker last night. This is fine

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the 60 FPS cheat works pretty well all things considered, I didn't have to turn it off at some point

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kudos to Rare for their good use of delta time 😛

wind stump
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🔥

worthy rose
craggy vine
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Yay cyberpunk on mac

rancid herald
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well

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I bought a switch 2

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rdwut now to play wind waker

gaunt marten
river veldt
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damn

cerulean herald
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the duality of man

visual hill
gaunt marten
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I'm finally past the point in the game where the quests are bland and cliche

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Now they're just cliche

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All it took was finishing 95 quests out of the 170 that exist

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They're so cute

gaunt marten
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Even the music in this region is good

gaunt marten
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Okay, they cooked too hard

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Now my FPS is too low to play

obsidian salmon
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only Fallen London can have a grind named after diseased orphans

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ok apparently I misread that, it's dispossessed (deprived of property or other possessions), but...you're still "grinding orphans"

gaunt marten
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They are also winsome

wind stump
little badger
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When the open beta comes you’ll be able to have weapons locked to a class like the classic games.

obsidian salmon
slim thorn
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Rimworld moment

obsidian salmon
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I get the feeling a rimworld x fallen london crossover would go extremely well tonally

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They both have cannibalism as a feature

hushed onyx
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It would fit with Anomaly, I think.

wind stump
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Ishin mentioned! Pointland

wind stump
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Hahhahaha

quiet swift
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Hm, space marine 2 at 45% off..

green fulcrum
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Looks like someone's a bit mad about the Stop Killing Games movement: https://youtu.be/fQN_ZA5WRpo

The "Stop Destroying Videogames" initiative has received official accusations of it (and myself) of violating EU rules! These would be serious charges, except that they're false, using made up evidence. The industry is playing hardball now!

Copy of the claims made against the initiative:
https://mega.nz/file/W3YTHCqQ#i-D2f_fgILqBILJiavLwX-eh3...

▶ Play video
gaunt marten
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Lots of people are mad about it. The point is that it's trying to change deeply entrenched anti-consumer practices that save a lot of money

green fulcrum
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Yeah, I know. But now they are actively fighting against it, lying about it, putting out misinformation against it, and filing false accusations against it. They're mad, but also terrified of it.

Which means it's working.

gaunt marten
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Even though I agree with the premise of the campaign and I want it to work, I don't like putting it in such a way that it is implied to be the objectively moral way to do things

fresh bane
# green fulcrum Looks like someone's a bit mad about the Stop Killing Games movement: https://yo...

More specifically, they've filed a claim against Ross himself (who is not a legal representative for the initiative at all, he's simply a volunteer) with false claims and speculation that, since he's been doing so much volunteer work for the initiative, it's somehow basically the same as if the initiative hired him for this 'hours'? Or some twisted way of trying to imply that he's been taking money from it somehow

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It's all baseless claims but it's scary to see how they're already going after him like that

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Regardless, seems like the signatures issue has been successfully resolved, in terms of getting an extra amount to cover any possible faulty signatures, and people all around the EU seem to be talking about the initiative, so that's good at least

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Definitely at least somewhat of a step to make any change than just a random internet petition that would go nowhere otherwise

little badger
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Hellraiser game announced https://hellraisergame.com/

Get the latest Hellraiser: Revival news WATCH THE REDBAND ANNOUNCE TRAILER WISHLIST NOW Experience a new chapter in the legendary horror series like never before.  Clive Barker’s Hellraiser: Revival takes first-person action horror survival to the next level.  Play the story of Aidan, who must use the power of a mysterious puzzle box – the...

wind stump
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@dapper cedar Pointland the funny pin man is getting a game

gaunt marten
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Doing the spicy stew quest

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Evil Dave, who lives in his mother's basement, wants a stew like his mom makes but won't go up to her for some reason

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The correct amount of spices is one brown spice...

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One red spice

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And one yellow! That was lucky

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Oh there's also orange

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Dang it, three orange

visual hill
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(which I have yet to play)

little badger
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Battlefield 6 key art

toxic seal
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Oh shit that's Brooklyn

little badger
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The big 🍎

light gate
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I hope its good.

wind stump
dapper cedar
wind stump
wind stump
dapper cedar
visual hill
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finally trying out that cult classic game 🙂

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however, it's hard to figure out what to do without a walkthrough

quartz pawn
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which game is it?

green fulcrum
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Fable, I think?

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Or possibly Gothic?

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No, that's Gothic.

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The huts and the overhang give it away. This is that mining fort town at the start of the game.

fresh bane
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oh wow I looked up the game on google and this monstruosity just assaulted my eyes

fresh bane
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I don't know, it feels cozy

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put some handrails on there though

green fulcrum
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(I swear, sometimes my hands do not type the words as I think them. I could've sworn I typed "prettier" rather than "pretty".)

fresh bane
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I sometimes get those little random bouts of dyslexia too

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and yeah that's the remake, apparently there's one, not released yet I'm assuming from what I found when I searched it
It's just so... desaturated, and weirdly sharp?

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Like someone boosted the sharpness and contrast levels to an uncomfortable degree, it's really really weird to look at rdwut

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the original looks pretty cool though, actually
I had never heard of it before

green fulcrum
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Yeah, the remake apparently only has a demo right now, they're still working on the rest of the game. But according to Mortismal Gaming, a youtuber I follow specializing in any kind of RPG (but especially CRPGs), it's pretty good, though it needs a bit of work to get everything stable and tweaked the right ways.

As for the original, Gothic 1 and 2 are considered great games in their own right (though Gothic 2 has some performance issues), but they didn't reach many audiences outside of Germany, which makes them rather niche. That said, they are considered classics in the ARPG genre.

Gothic 3, on the other hand...while it wasn't a complete failure, it suffered from atrocious voice acting and game-breaking glitches that made it very difficult to play, making it the unfortunate worst game in the original trilogy (though it also looks the best and arguably has the best music). And the less said about Gothic 4 (also known as Arcania), the better. That one is even worse and effectively killed the franchise until the remake of the first game was announced. The only thing Gothic 4 has going for it is its soundtrack, which is damn good.

cerulean herald
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what are the Gothic games about?

green fulcrum
fresh bane
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about goths I hope! starlightgrin

green fulcrum
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Not exactly, though there is some gothic architecture.

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Basically, there's a war going on.

You are not part of it. You are instead a criminal sent to be thrown into exile in a mining prison called "The Colony" that's been put under a magical shield: people go in, nobody comes out. It was put under the shield by the king of the land to force the prisoners inside to mine for ore to fuel his war. Problem is, the shield was only supposed to cover the prison mine, not the surrounding area, but due to a mistake in the spell, several miles of land were covered (including a fortress), so now the prisoners have rebelled against their guards and are now running the place in three separate factions in camps: the Old Camp, the New Camp, and the Swamp Camp. As such, before you're thrown in, you're given a message to deliver to one of the mages who is now trapped inside their own barrier, and upon delivery, you will be rewarded with whatever you want, even potentially freedom.

As a newcomer, you're quickly introduced to The Colony by way of a fist to the face. From there, you basically just stumble your way into becoming the savior of the world, lol.

quiet swift
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And they were made in Germany!

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Though I believe these games are one of the victims of publisher shenanigans. That one big one that was going to get 2 billion $ from saudis and then that fell through, I forget the name

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Ah, Embracer group and its subsidiary who owns the gothic IP

cunning galleon
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Design

little badger
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Xbox are not increasing game prices this year

wind stump
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it's sad that this is news.

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"Yeah, we're NOT increasing prices, you're welcome."

light gate
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This holiday they aren’t increasing.

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opalineclueless next holiday, perhaps

slim thorn
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yeah, I'm sure part of this is based on Nintendo announcing the increase first so they get to play the "we're less evil" PR card before they inevitably raise as well

wind stump
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i hate being a Gamer™

visual hill
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Gothic 1 is not fully supported by OpenGothic, but you can use mods to improve visuals like I did

visual hill
little badger
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@green fulcrum cover for next sonic comic

wind stump
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Sage pog

little badger
green fulcrum
rugged flax
visual hill
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it's 5 games actually, Sniper Elite: Resistance (which is pretty new) is not included

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anyway, I bought it

bitter stream
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oh nice, though I don't think I'll pick it up due to the gore stuff in it.

astral steeple
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Took gmod long enough

river veldt
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oh shit that's awesome

visual hill
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I will probably do this beyond the initial curiosity, I'm not very attached to gore in games

visual hill
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seeing voiceover not being included is interesting, I wonder if the Half-Life VAs have separate contrats that prevented Valve from licensing the files directly

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it would seem more surprising for CS:S voiceovers though, they are not famous VAs

river veldt
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Gordon Freeman's voice actor has famously litigious lawyers. so much so that Half Life isn't even able to use his voice !

visual hill
quiet swift
gaunt marten
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Snake and Goku at the Olympic Games

light gate
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Free game.

fresh bane
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That's my favourite price to pay for a game

visual hill
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I didn't know Brütal Legend was on itch.io

fresh bane
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This is a game I've heard a lot about across the years (2013 onwards) and I've never played

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apparently the download is DRM free too, even better

light gate
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Yeah, its itch.

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Itch is another store that can do drm-free installs.

visual hill
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Brütal Legend was one of the early heroes of DRM-free Linux gaming, shortly after Steam was released for Linux

hasty patio
fresh bane
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Oh yeah, I've heard there's been a really strange sort of crackdown on 18+ games and other 18+ material on several other platforms too, I don't really know what's going on with that
I was under the impression we had left this weird attitude of thinking violent/adult videogames are from the devil fully behind like 20 years ago, but I guess not

hasty patio
bitter stream
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oh of course it was the payment processers

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fucking Mastercard deciding what is allowed to be sold

quiet swift
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Yoko Taro commenting how this is happening with legal NSFW content in Japan too, how foreign payment processing companies like that are weighing in and establishing rules on foreign countries

astral steeple
hushed onyx
# fresh bane Oh yeah, I've heard there's been a really strange sort of crackdown on 18+ games...

Basically, Visa, Mastercard, and PayPal have a long history of being pressured by groups that are against some forms of adult content or activity into blocking those producing said content or engaging in said activity from using their payment processing services to receive payment for that content or activity. (This is why for example you should never directly mention that you are paying for NSFW content in PayPal or Venmo comments).

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This is just another round of that sort of thing.

little badger
green fulcrum
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...Was that ||the mimic?||

forest shoal
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oh yeah

wind stump
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still haven't won a game above White Stake diffiulty

toxic seal
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Campaign seems to be US vs a rogue mercernary army

little badger
rancid herald
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"Sir, people aren't interested in fighting the soviets anymore!"
"Red army... rouge army... WAIT, I GOT IT!"

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"johnson that's brilliant! another 5000 shares!"

toxic seal
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"Sir, can I have a salary? Shares are great but I haven't actually been paid in 4 months."

little badger
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Battlefield could be back.

rancid herald
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"Salary? that's commie talk"

little badger
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“You mean our salary”

wind stump
gaunt marten
gaunt marten
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Sale on german games

dense crypt
hasty patio
bronze abyss
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ranking up in style trixiedance

green fulcrum
gaunt marten
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Old School RuneScape Wiki

Pizza is a type of food that players can make with the Cooking skill. A plain pizza requires 35 Cooking, and is made by using tomato on a pizza base, then adding cheese to the incomplete pizza, and then cooking the uncooked pizza on a range. The plain pizza can then be enhanced by adding different toppings to create different types of pizza that...

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Someone fancies themselves clever

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The pizza type table is called "Pie Chart"

green fulcrum
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I mean...it has dough, it has what is presumably cheese, it has sauce, and it has...I guess onions? Anchovies? Chicken strips? It's technically a pizza.

gaunt marten
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Yeah

little badger
gaunt marten
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Doing this quest

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Old School RuneScape Wiki

Cold War is currently the only quest in the penguin quest series. It involves two agents finding out about the plans of the penguins, and requires you to go undercover as a penguin spy on the iceberg in the Lunar Sea.

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Every player has a unique three-gesture salute

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Mine is bow, spin, shiver

little badger
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Wolfenstein to become a series

green fulcrum
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Finally, exactly what we need in this day and age. Let's hope that they don't screw it up.

cunning galleon
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No way, killing nazis the series

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I wonder if they'll have it start before the nazis won

little badger
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Hopfully it’s good

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@green fulcrum flutteryay

green fulcrum
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I want

little badger
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They do the other characters as well

little badger
# green fulcrum I want

Here is the link https://www.plushshop.com/

PLUSHSHOP

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visual hill
little badger
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KirinHi 🐱

green fulcrum
little badger
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Be safe.

bronze abyss
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calamity infernum ranger

bronze abyss
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DoG actually might be the easiest boss in the game, despite being one of the major last 4 or so bosses

river veldt
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terraria messages are always so scary

bronze abyss
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this is modded and this specific mod does kinda lean into the bit scarier side ig?

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i did just slay a literally devourer of gods though so yeah the entire universe being in disarray is kinda scary DaisyWheeze

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the void in the sky that replaces the sun/moon looks so cool

quartz pawn
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I just pre ordered Final Fantasy Tactics for PS5. Next check, I'm going to pre order Sonic Crossworlds for PS5 and Pokemon for Switch 1.

river veldt
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im so excited for FFT, i've heard it's great

quartz pawn
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Did you play the original or either or the handheld games?

river veldt
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uh uh

quartz pawn
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Nice! Which ones?

river veldt
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oh that was like

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woops

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a no uh uh ppenk

quartz pawn
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oooooooooh

fresh bane
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I've been looking forward to FF Tactics too, I've always heard really good things about it but I was never huge on FF so I never looked into it but this gives me a nice excuse
But I did hear that apparently the extra content from the PSP version of the game is not gonna be included which is a pretty big bummer because I was under the impression this was gonna be pretty much the definitive way to play this

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FF Tactics seems to be, just like Persona 3, one of those games where there's no ''definitive'' way to play the game, because every version of the game seems to be missing certain things from another version and so it's pretty much up to you which version you end up picking up

quartz pawn
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Honestly, I didn't look into the this remake at all. I am just hoping they expand more on the job system.

fresh bane
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I do appreciate them adding the option to play the original way because I actually think a lot of these remasters of pixel games look really ugly with their upscaled smoothened out sprites, especially nowadays that AI upscaling is very much the standard way to do things basically, it almost always looks terrible but especially for PS1 games
The remasters of Front Mission recently I've seen use really really bad AI upscaling and it's pretty disappointing because they could've just used the original scanned artworks instead

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Whenever Final Fantasy games are discussed I always hear people talk about jobs and I always wonder what that means exactly rdwut

river veldt
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they have to clock in to their shift at the local 7-11 and you have to watch it in real time a la Desert Bus

quartz pawn
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Oh yeah. Jobs are basically your fighting type. Like warrior, black/white mage, archer, etc

river veldt
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oh that makes more sense than what i thought

fresh bane
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Any reason why they're called jobs and not just classes?

quartz pawn
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In FFT, you can learn job skills, switch jobs and equip the previous job's skills.

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I'm not too sure about why it's jobs and not class lol.

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According to google, they're called Job Classes.

fresh bane
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume it's probably a case of either an english mistranslation or even the original JP versions used the word 'job' incorrectly and it just stuck as a FF exclusive term
Although I guess on a fantasy setting, it technically is your 'job' to be the party's mage, warrior, monk, etc etc, and looking into it a bit really quick it seems like there's a bit more to the whole job thing than just what class your character is so I guess a more unique term for it makes sense

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Oh that's funny every FF game I've played just so happens to not have the whole job system thing going on lol

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FF4, 7 and 9 just have 'regular' RPG characters, they're all their own ''class'' by default and you can't really change that or make them have a radically different skill set/role in the party, and Crisis Core is just Zack, and he plays pretty much like Sora in KH so he can just sort of do a little bit of everything
So it seems like Tactics will be my first experience with this whole job system thing

cunning galleon
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One burst from the Bf-110's main guns

gaunt marten
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I'm playing Underground Pass, Oldschool Runescape's infamously annoying quest

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Old School RuneScape Wiki

Underground Pass is the third quest in the Elf quest series, and explores an extensive and perilous dungeon to the west of Ardougne. You must venture through the pass at the request of King Lathas, in order to help him destroy his corrupted brother Tyras.

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The quest is outright hostile to the player

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In this part, you have to step on one of the tiles in the grid. If it's the wrong tile, you fall into a pit of spikes and lose 15 HP (a third to a quarter of your health at this point). And you have to map a path that consists of safe tiles unique to each player

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My solution had seven correct tiles and six mistakes, which is pretty lucky, but I basically ate through all my healing food. If I was unlucky enough I would have had to spend ages waiting to heal naturally. (You heal one point per minute)

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https://i.imgur.com/I16S3sd.png
In this part, you have to know to bring a spade ahead of time so you dig this hole in the left. If you didn't bring one, you have to go out and bring one, then go all the way through the traps, expending supplies as neccessary until you reach it

gaunt marten
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Oh it's designed by Tom W

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That's why it fucking sucks

arctic fern
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Lol

slim thorn
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fair, I would not expect melodysketch's cat to be a great puzzle designer

gaunt marten
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In the quest there's a dwarf that gives you a booze for free that secretly reduces your agility to make you fall in pits more often

arctic fern
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I like that

gaunt marten
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Then he charges you money for food to recover the health you lost

arctic fern
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Lol

gaunt marten
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Of course, if you run out of food or money, you have to do the whole cave all over again

arctic fern
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If the rest of the quest wasn't dumb, I'd find that dwarf very funny

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Add them to our next D&D session

slim thorn
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there's probably a way to make this unironically fun if retrying is fast and easy, there's an explicit plot about the dungeon being built by a jerk, and once you know the tricks it's quick to get to the next piece of BS

gaunt marten
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Retrying is annoying and takes a long time

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A modern designer could easily make a similar quest that's a lot less hostile while still evoking the same vibes the original does

arctic fern
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Yeah

quiet swift
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When V isn't responsive enough for modders wheeze https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPyNvkZuaNE

V will now respond vocally to being bumped, hit by vehicles, and other world interactions including replying to Johnny while in a vehicle.

This mod uses many of V's unused voiceset lines already present in the base game (and often specifically designed for these scenarios), combined with other general reaction lines.

Get the mod here: https://...

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arctic fern
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Lol

river veldt
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that thing in the wrist always makes my wrists feel weird

visual hill
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where Thug will generally do what the thumbnail is doing to the NPC 😛

arctic fern
violet hill
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Happening rn

light gate
worthy rose
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Nah, he has high level of police attention

green fulcrum
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Lol, this is months late.

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Avernum 4 was announced many months ago.

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That said, I am hyped beyond belief for it, and I can't wait to play it again. I played the original many years ago and loved it.

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I also love how they gave it a brand new theme based on its classic "entering a dungeon" jingle.

gaunt marten
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Doing this quest

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In this quest you do the classic water pouring puzzle, a tower of hanoi, and other baby level puzzles

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I noticed all the early Kourend quests are this type of bland uninspired stuff that's afraid to be exciting

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I'm not sure if I like it better or worse than the bullshit sheep herding quest

wind stump
#

I AM THE BONE OF MY... Wrench?

visual hill
worthy rose
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"Praise the maker": In an MMO miracle, Dune: Awakening players and the devs themselves tracked down a player named Ben to convince him to check his base power". Story details more interesting than the summary

wintry canopy
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Since I'm in between monster hunter updates, I'mma try out sea of thieves since it free on game pass.

bitter stream
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gl hf! hope it's good

sage iris
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So I may or may not have spent some money...

bitter stream
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Happy for you haha, hope you enjoy it

sage iris
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thanks

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it wasn't just the gpu either, it was an entirely new pc

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had to give up a certain organ to afford all of this AJLiarJack

bitter stream
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oh gosh, yeah, that'd be a heck of a price tag

static bluff
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yoooo enjoy, Mercurial

sage iris
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thanks!

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the new rig lookks super sick too! I'll show it off later when I put the finishing touches on

young creek
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Oooh nice card

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and loving your Solo tag, Onosa

static bluff
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thanksssss

young creek
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havent decided what to do for my own yet

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btw, you enjoying E33 still?

static bluff
# young creek btw, you enjoying E33 still?

Oh yes, very very much. I really think you'd enjoy it a lot. I haven't beat it yet, but the story is fantastic, the visuals are jaw dropping, and the gameplay is, I dare say, revolutionary for a turn-based rpg. I haven't enjoyed an RPG this much since UNDERTALE. It really might be my favorite RPG ever made at this point.

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I have purposefully not discussed it much because I'm very wary of spoilers.

young creek
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it must be really big if you havent beaten it yet

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im kinda drowning in video games rn but one day

sage iris
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I really want to try E33 after watching that one Daryl talks video about it hehe

young creek
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for the americans: 1.1 days is 25 hours

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wait no it isnt

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my bad americans

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its 26,4

static bluff
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xbox live is slick for converting it to days like that

little badger
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@random steppe could be released this year if there is a demo at the event

random steppe
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This is actually bad news if you can believe it

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Before we were told that they weren't making a new demo for the Australia game museum it's supposed to be playable at in september, so the only possible answer was that the game was gonna be out by september

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Now that we know they are making a new demo, could release later than that, assuming they put the demo in the museum, which seems likely.

wind stump
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The museum?

obsidian salmon
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okay fallen london, stop turning into a creepypasta

obsidian salmon
gaunt marten
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Are you an elder or a child?

obsidian salmon
gaunt marten
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I had to hunt thirty chompy birds for the easy diary and I'm already sick of them enough that I never want to see another one

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Why do I have to hunt a thousand for the elite one?

obsidian salmon
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Because pain

gaunt marten
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It doesn't give you hunting experience despite having the word in its name

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They should have made fossil island birdhouse hunting as inconvenient as chompy bird hunting

little badger
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PlayStations first wireless fightstick

wind stump
#

yes but
who asked for a wireless fightstick?

little badger
slim thorn
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I'm not into fighting stuff but that does feel like a demographic contradiction rdsnrk

visual hill
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(I had a PC upgrade in May, changed the CPU/motherboard/GPU)

sage iris
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5090 havers rise up KirinPraise

sage iris
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I've got the basic stuff like xmp already

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For reference, the full setup is 5090, water cooled 9800x3d, 64GB of 6000 MT/s CL30 RAM with an x870 board

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Hopefully I won't have to upgrade for at least 6 years ponkscrunch

visual hill
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PS: If you run Linux, you have to use the open kernel driver on Blackwell (with the NVIDIA driver), it's not optional. Many documentation pages don't mention this, so keep this in mind if you decide to install Linux at some point

sage iris
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Oh you're using Linux

visual hill
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I have a 9950X3D, running with PBO enabled and -30 curve optimizer on all cores

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(which means it's a decent sample - better than my 13900K was)

sage iris
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I was considering bazzite, but I'm not really sure yet

visual hill
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the GPU probably works better on Linux than on Windows right now, no white screen flicker when switching resolutions and no black screen issues when toggling between 240 Hz and 480 Hz on my monitor

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(I also got a monitor upgrade, PG32UCDP :P)

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Blackwell is known for its meh drivers but this mostly affects Windows, it's actually a great Linux GPU if you don't mind the NVIDIA blob. Even Wayland works just fine

sage iris
visual hill
sage iris
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MSI X870 gaming wifi plus

visual hill
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I have a MSI too, the X870E Carbon

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its UEFI should be very similar, I'll try to find the video I used as a reference but I can't right now

sage iris
visual hill
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the 480 Hz mode is great for competitive games, even if it's only 1080p

sage iris
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I'm looking to get a 4K 240hz OLED in the future though

visual hill
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I also have DSR set up in case I want to render in 4K at 480 Hz, which is useful for old games that I want to run at super high framerates, like Nightdive's re-releases

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(since Nightdive's re-releases lack truly good antialiasing in my book)

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you get motion clarity that's comparable to a CRT this way

sage iris
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I'm probably going to try undervolting the gpu and I'm not sure if it's a good idea to undervolt the CPU

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Especially with stuff like pbo

visual hill
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CPU undervolting works on any OS, since you do it at the UEFI level

visual hill
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it's very much worth it, especially on aircooling like me

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(otherwise, you will throttle at high loads, not even a D15 can prevent this)

sage iris
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Ah okay then I'll try both

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Afaik it's pretty harmless unlike OC

visual hill
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I get around 40,000 points on Cinebench r23 thanks to the undervolt, otherwise I'd get more like 37k which is roughly what my 13900K had after the undervolt

sage iris
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I have a water cooler so it's not as much a problem but I figure it's worth it for the efficiency anyway

visual hill
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but I upgraded the CPU mostly for gaming, the 9950X3D isn't hugely faster than the 13900K at most productivity tasks (barring the ones that can use AVX512, or use 3D cache effectively)

visual hill
sage iris
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Both my gpu and CPU temps don't seem to go above 75 while gaming

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I think that's pretty decent

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Getting them lower will be a nice benefit

visual hill
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that's roughly where mine sits too, the GPU can go up to 82-83°C in very demanding loads like Portal RTX or other pathraced games in the summer

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I have an Aorus Master which has a pretty significant factory OC (the highest for any AIB card), which makes it 3-4% faster than a FE

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Portal RTX with 4K DLSS Transformer + 4x MFG is pure bliss

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it's such a big upgrade from the 4090 for this use case (which could already run it decently)

sage iris
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My only option was the palit since every other variant of the 5090 was like $1k more expensive then palit for some reason

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For reference, the palit gamerock 5090 was about $3k

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Everything else was 4 or more

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Which is pretty crazy

sage iris
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MFG on the 5090 feels better (maybe because I'm pushing more frames) but I also feel like it doesn't make much of a difference anyway

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Like when I'm hitting 160 fps, 320 or 480 really doesn't feel much different on my 240hz monitor

visual hill
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pushing more helps helps a lot, you want a base framerate of at least 60 FPS, ideally more

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for Portal RTX, I target ~225 FPS (the Reflex FPS cap for 240 Hz) so I set the in-game FPS limiter to 56

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it's not ideal in terms of latency but good enough, this isn't a competitive shooter 😛

sage iris
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I had about 90-120 in the finals (albeit worse settings + dlss) on the 4080m, and FG still felt godawful on it

visual hill
sage iris
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Maybe it's just that DLSS 4 somehow really helps with the latency, I don't know

visual hill
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I know lots of people won't believe me when I can tell the difference between 240 Hz and 480 Hz on an OLED very easily, but I can 🙂

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120 Hz vs 240 Hz is even more obvious, but if you know what to focus on, you should be able to tell in < 10 seconds if there's fast motion on the screen

sage iris
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I haven't tired anything above 360, but I could definitely tell the difference between 360 and 240, even if it wasn't that big

visual hill
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I'm pretty sure I would be able to distinguish 480 Hz from an hypothetical 960 Hz too, but no such monitor exists yet. 720 Hz OLED is planned for next year, but it will run in 720p in that mode

visual hill
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Cyberpunk and Witcher 3 are notorious for this, even if you are pushing high framerates with no framegen and have Reflex on, latency won't be amazing

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NVIDIA has a PC latency marker you can enable in the overlay, you will see it's different for different games even if you lock to the same framerate and use the same Reflex settings in all games

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this is another reason why FG works best when playing with a controller, where you are less sensitive to latency

forest shoal
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Only two more jokers, and then I can consider the roster "complete"

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King Sombra will take up one slot

sage iris
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I always play with k&m and on the 4080m I always noticed FG and always hated it

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I'll see how it goes with MFG

wind stump
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one of these is not like the others...

visual hill
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the Crab Game protagonist

wind stump
quiet swift
wind stump
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i fucking love fist bumps

gaunt marten
bitter stream
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haha is that a people cannon?

gaunt marten
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Yes!

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And they're firing me right into the wall

bitter stream
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this sounds like a rugby head concussion about to happen, good luck!

wind stump
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STEP THE FUCK UP, IT'S TIME TO DIE!

bitter stream
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oh no! haah

cerulean herald
sage iris
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Woah how did luny get in there?

bitter stream
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amazing! hopefully Luna doesn't melt hahah

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that purple glow works so well

sage iris
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it's actually a lot less purple irl, but it does look great

wind stump
hasty patio
dense crypt
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Hope Sony wins

green fulcrum
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Yeah, Tencent can suck it, that is blatant.

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Not that Sony is a "good guy" in this fight, it's billionaires vs billionaires, but they are objectively correct here to sue Tencent.

cerulean herald
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they had like an infinite number of possible ideas for what the heroine could look like, and they just had to choose something a bit too familiar rdsnrk

little badger
unreal idol
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verification cans intensify

quiet swift
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Norman Reedus, you're our only hope!

fresh bane
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I literally can't believe that, for once, Nintendo is actually ahead in this topic and actually allows parents multiple different ways to track and control their child's playtime and experience on the Switch instead of having to do that

gaunt marten
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But Nintendo is also obligated to verify age

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They're not ahead, they're behind

fresh bane
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Not with ID/facial recognition like it's going on now to my knowledge

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but also I feel like the parental control options in the Switch are more robust than others I've come across even if they're not perfect, at least it's something

random steppe
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I am pretty sure Xbox does have age verification features, what's the difference there

rugged flax
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Please drink verification can.

rancid herald
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nintendo's age verification be like: which pokemon game was your first?

random steppe
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Because I am not sure Nintendo won't have to implement stuff similar to that, given the UK bill seems pretty dumb and IDK if Nintendo extra features will help them avoid it

rancid herald
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I think the UK bill is going to get repealed tbh

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people are mad

random steppe
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Well assuming it doesn't

unreal idol
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They put out a statement earlier that was basically "we understand many of you are upset but tough shit"

visual hill
cunning galleon
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And I'm sure most people who do play it for norman reedus, plays it because he played Daryl Dixon

green fulcrum
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The UK government. I have a picture, one sec.

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I can't link the whole thing since it's on Twitter.

rancid herald
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crylight the uk government is run on twitter? oh god

hushed onyx
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Twitter is still the go-to for a lot of politicians and journalists, unfortunately.

unreal idol
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Theres a part of me that's almost glad other countries are fucking things up too

obsidian salmon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdStz6NTmDI

this video alone made me want a switch 2

hurry up emulation crowd, I wanna break stuff as donkey kong

They should've never given me the power to destroy anything in this game, cause I'm gonna destroy EVERYTHING, including my sanity

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light gate
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Unsure if there will be a Switch 2 emulator, considering the entire crapshoot that happened with Yuzu.

sacred grove
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and ryujinx

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Yeah, if Nintendo went that hard against Switch emulators, Switch 2 emulation will have a bumpy road ahead filled with secrecy if they want to do it at all

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Has the Switch 2 even been cracked open at all?

fresh bane
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I don't really know if it's the case but I wanna say until I'm convinced otherwise that both Switch emulators could've probably emulated Switch 2 games and that's why they went as hard as they did on both of them

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Regardless even though it's not updated anymore Ryujinx works perfectly fine for pretty much all Switch games as far as I'm aware and in my experience in games as late as 2024 so the only real problem is just knowing where to find it, and I'm pretty sure internet archive had a version uploaded which is where people went to after it went down

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luckily I still have mine fluttercoffee

visual hill
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but I don't expect a nonprofit(-ish) initiative anytime soon

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never underestimate shady groups and their motive of profit 🙂 Remember PSVR2 support on PC before it was officially supported by Sony?

light gate
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I mean, I wouldn't even say shady.

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Open source groups lately have been getting the middle fingers.

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So I wouldn't be surprised if this is where we are heading to.

visual hill
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on the other hand, Switch 2 has many similarities with the Switch 1 (especially on the CPU side), so maybe it will even be an existing emulator that's modified to support the Switch 2

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it's not quite "Wii is a GameCube Pro" levels of similarity, but still

sacred grove
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I've heard things about the online functionality on Switch 2 having some 'genuine console' verification that will lock you out for some unknown circumstances. So, if the S2 firmware is ever emulated, I'm not sure it could ever go online

visual hill
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it's the same for Switch 1 anyway, online play works by emulating local wireless. You never connect to NSO within an emulator

fresh bane
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Those types of things always get sorted out

visual hill
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Switch 2 still has a concept of local wireless, in fact it can interoperate with Switch 1 IIRC

light gate
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You just don't ever connect to the official servers, its death sentence if you do.

sacred grove
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Well, a death sentence for an actual console. If it's emulated, you can just reset everything lol

fresh bane
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I don't think any emulator I've used uses the interface of the actual console anyways you just directly boot the game so there's no way to ''connect'' to the official servers anyways

light gate
fresh bane
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If you're messing around with the actual console, that's a given, any console you're hacking will be at risked of getting bricked if you do something wrong

sacred grove
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You could also not go online after you reset, I mean. Therefore, not a death sentence

light gate
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I rather not argue here.

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Regardless.

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Its not a good idea.

fresh bane
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It's almost always either some server ran by a person or just directly connecting to other players

light gate
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Well I hope.

visual hill
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Cemu could connect to Nintendo online when it was still up, but you needed the files from a real Wii U

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Pretendo wasn't as developed as it is now, so it was useful

fresh bane
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Back when Wii U was supported or way after? That's kinda important to know

orchid sundial
#

they added mario paint to nso

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usb mouse needed for switch 1 owners, switch 2 owners can use the joycon 2 mouse

forest shoal
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I think this is the first time Mario Paint has been rereleased?

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The video is awesome

bronze abyss
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if im not just simply fucking better idk what i am

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still lost btw

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and i can objectively say that it was bnecause of a shit team

tiny wigeon
bronze abyss
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ive carried my weight and then some

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mfs even switched roles at the last round on the enemy team just to counter me so like

tiny wigeon
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does your back hurt?

bronze abyss
#

very much so in more than 1 way

tiny wigeon
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That scoreboard makes me think your back must hurt from carrying so much

bronze abyss
#

not just from the carrying 👴

wind stump
#

ONE PAUNCH

worldly summit
wind stump
worldly summit
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I wish it replaced the music as well but I guess the game already covers that with its custom music system

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it's a hard game but instead of getting good I just play the mode I know with a new playlist

gaunt marten
#
Old School RuneScape Wiki

Rum Deal is the first quest in the pirate quest series, centering around the task of getting the production of 'rum' restarted as a band of angry, protesting undead pirates stake out Braindeath Island.

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Quest is by Anthony W, 2005. You get kidnapped by Captain Braindeath whose men take you to his island, and he asks you to make rum so the zombie pirates would stop protesting

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Ingredients: stagnant water, blindweed, mind-controlling sluglings, a diseased fever spider

dense crypt
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Sounds delicious

gaunt marten
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In the middle of the quest, the distillery gets possessed by an evil spirit, so you take a wrench to a former priest and get it blessed, then beat the shit out of the distillery, causing an evil spirit to come out and fight you

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All in all, the writing and setting are pretty funny. The evil spirit is a bit too strong. I had to bring my heavy combat gear which meant I couldn't run everywhere

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Captain Braindeath: Now ye stand well back and watch the glory of brewin' at its best!
Player: Is that it?
Captain Braindeath: Aye [lad/lass]! Now get outside and feed that stuff to the pirates.
Captain Braindeath: Try givin' it to the Captain, he's in charge. Get him bladdered and the rest will fall!
Captain Braindeath: Ye'll need to use that bucket of yours. Most stuff can't stand bein' in contact with our 'rum' fer too long.
Captain Braindeath: Took us a lot of dissolvin' to work that one out.
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For this quest your character is holding the idiot ball, and they make them super gullible

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Player: Not much that was coherent.
Player: Who is Rabid Jack?
Captain Braindeath: Rabid Jack!
Captain Braindeath: THE Rabid Jack!
Captain Braindeath: Egad...I haven't heard that name...
Captain Braindeath: ...before.
Player: So, who is he?
Captain Braindeath: Dunno [lad/lass].
Captain Braindeath: Almost as if I aren't changing subjects, well done!
Captain Braindeath: With those rottin' dogs legless they'll never keep fighting us now, so we've decided to stay here and keep the 'rum' flowin!
bitter stream
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bleh, idiot balls aren't much fun

gaunt marten
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It's fine here because I don't care

bitter stream
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just doing it for the EXP / Number go up thing?

gaunt marten
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I want to see every quest in the game

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Currently I am at 125/173

bitter stream
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nice, roughly 2/3rds done

gaunt marten
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Considering I started with the easy, short and low-requirement ones I'd say I'm about 20% done

bitter stream
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oh wow, the later quests are that much longer ?

gaunt marten
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Not only are they longer, but they have much more extensive requirements, expecting you to spend a lot of time building up your skills

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I'm doing them in the best order to minimize the amount of grinding needed to see all of them

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It prioritizes quests that give EXP and don't need any levels you don't have

bitter stream
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ahh i see, fair enough

gaunt marten
wind stump
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what's your player name?

gaunt marten
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What do you think?

gaunt marten
#

Next quest: Cabin Fever

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Player: Ahoy shipmate!
Bill Teach: I should have seen that comin'
Player: Cap'n! I've put ten loads of plunder in the chest, in the hold!
If the player has extra plunder on them:
Player: I even had some left over!
Bill Teach: Let me see that.
Player: Can I have those back?
Bill Teach: Have what back?
Player: Nothing...
Player: Are we all done now?
Bill Teach: Not yet! Let's give em a blast with the cannon before we leave!
Player: How, the cannon is broken.
Bill Teach: Alright [lad/lass], try and stay with me on this one.
Bill Teach: See, there is a secret technique for making things that be broken right again.
Bill Teach: We call this magical process...repairin'.
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This one is 2006, also by Anthony W. Writing is still funny

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Old School RuneScape Wiki

Cabin Fever is the second quest in the Pirate quest series. During the quest, you learn to become a pirate by aiding the shifty Bill Teach in running his ship. The quest ends with access to the pirate island of Mos Le'Harmless.

visual hill
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Anthony W. Writing

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that's how I read the name

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he must be John Writing's brother

gaunt marten
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With writing that good his surname should be writing

visual hill
dense crypt
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Were you GnW or Mallio

visual hill
dense crypt
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nice up air there lol

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that was your up air right

visual hill
dense crypt
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oh that was your up b

obsidian salmon
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“Hey, I’m supposed to do the up-b at the end!” - mario

visual hill
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I did this to a Bayonetta at around 30% once

wind stump
#

i've really been into watching Smash U highlight reels lately. https://youtu.be/GJ2wtbgXHgc

Y'all wanted Smash Montages? Well, enjoy this one then! :]
Super Paper Mario is nowhere near one of my favourite games, but it's still a thousand times better than Sticker Sh*t and Color Trash. Plus, I ended up referencing this entire game lol. I've seen a lot of ppl wanting to see G&W, so I hope I didn't disappoint with this one.

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astral steeple
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Nintendo partner direct tomorrow

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9am est

young creek
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Well guys

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Hollow Knight confirmed

static bluff
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I had a feeling it would happen

gaunt marten
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Old School RuneScape Wiki

The Heroes' Quest is a quest that gives access to the Heroes' Guild in Burthorpe, by completing the guildmaster's rigorous initiation test.
Note: This quest requires another player to complete. Players may use the Grouping interface's "Join" button on the Shield of Arrav category to enter a chat-channel for finding a partner.

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In order to join the Heroes' Guild, you need to acquire three things:

  • A fire feather from a bird that only lives on the pacifist religious island of Entrana.
  • An eel that lives in lava.
  • The armband of a master thief.
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It's one of the quests that require you to do all sorts of things to finish it, including cooperate with another player

gaunt marten
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For the eel, I had to talk to a fishing expert, who advised me to coat a fishing rod in snail oil to make it survive the lava, then I traversed the taverley dungeon, going into the den of blue dragons, and caught one there

gaunt marten
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For the armband, I had to steal a specific antique for the Black Arm Gang. I did that by collaborating with another player to assassinate the person who has the relevant keys and then taking one copy of the antique for me and one for them

cunning galleon
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Pelvis be gone

visual hill
cunning galleon
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Now we're talking

gaunt marten
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The Heroes' guild is pretty nice to have access to. It has a captive blue dragon you can fight, some rare minerals to mine, a place where you can charge amulets of glory so they can warp you for free, and teaches you how to wield dragon battleaxes and maces

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Feels like it should have more people in it though

gaunt marten
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Hmmmmmmm

fickle garnet
fickle garnet
bronze abyss
hidden elbow
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So i finished first DKC and it was..... really solid , I really enjoyed graphics and this jugnle/untamed wilds atmosphere it has , music is amazing but a good chunk of levels felt.... filler a bit ? Not bad just sorta there , the difficulty spikes too game sometimes goes from easy or mid dif to.......snow barrel blast and the bosses were all kinda bad except K Rool , all in all , great game , but ngl i am really exited to play 2 and 3 now

young creek
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@random steppe SILKSONG IN 14 MINUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS

random steppe
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This time for sure

young creek
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if silksong is announced today I will give everyone who upfrierens this message nine million dollars

forest shoal
#

Begins shortly

random steppe
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If there is a game I don't undertstand why it's so beloved its definitely Katamari

forest shoal
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Holy shit new Katamari

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I love Katamari

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Roll up all my haters

young creek
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where tf is silksong

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Zelda good game

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REAL GAME ALERT

random steppe
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lol

young creek
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who tf cares about star wars bring back mouser

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square enix presentation

green fulcrum
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Eliot The Adventurer looks cool

random steppe
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Felt intensely generic to me

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But those games are often better than they look

green fulcrum
#

...Octopath 3?

forest shoal
#

There is not a Silksong announcement what?

random steppe
#

Next time for sure

young creek
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No Silksong??

green fulcrum
#

Octopath Traveler Zero.

That is a LOT of characters...

random steppe
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Time to go to the Silksong subreddit to bask in the meltdown

young creek
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the new tune they have for nintendo direct goes so fkn hard

green fulcrum
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Welp, Silksingers get the "Fell For It Again" award for the zillionth time. ppenk

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Anyway, I'm off to bed

orchid sundial
# young creek square enix presentation

i remember one time watching a streamer react to a nintendo direct and one of the people in the streamer's voice call said that square enix likes to pull jrpgs out of their ass

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i am not making this up

astral steeple
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Wild lol

chilly mural
#

finally

cunning galleon
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Players die so much the devs added a loot run where you can't kill the enemy, so you just.. Loot

bitter stream
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wait, what do you mean "you can't kill the enemy?" is it like you can't shoot at all?

hidden elbow
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Like the original pacman world games were....fine , pretty good even but these re pac remakes bring enough features to make them really good

bitter stream
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oh interesting, were people just unable to play because t hey'd run out of resources/gear?

cunning galleon
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Idk that was a joke

bitter stream
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oh. T_T

visual hill
umbral zinc
bitter stream
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what's the context here?

fickle garnet
umbral zinc
# bitter stream what's the context here?

wait of the world is considered one of, if not the hardest level in the game. and ULTRAKILL is known for needing a high level of skill

so, i beat this level finally after hours and hours with a P-Rank, basically having a great time, big style points and clearing the whole stage in terms of enemies. on violent difficulty (harder than standard, the normal difficulty)

umbral zinc
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so there are hundreds of thousands better than me (based on my cyber grind stats and the stuff i see on youtube)

little badger
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Beta dates

worthy rose
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"Hideo Kojima says he won't play the MGS 3 remake, mentions he knows loads of ways to kill people, doesn't elaborate, leaves" trixiesweat

cunning galleon
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We're going camping 🔥

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Literally yuru camp

bitter stream
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@little badger yo, i'm watching a stream of bf6 now, this looks way better than I was expecting hahah

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the map seems small for battlefield, but that might just be this particular map for streaming action

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what did you think of what you've seen so far, apart from the shotgun thing

visual hill
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it's official, Godot is the modding tool for Battlefield 6. 😛
https://youtu.be/92CHDiFW0wA?t=184

Battlefield 6 launches worldwide on October 10.

Battlefield 6 immerses you in epic multiplayer action, where your squad battles through a world in turmoil.

Experience intense warfare across global locations, from Egypt to Brooklyn and Tajikistan. Explore with nine maps, including a revamped Operation Firestorm from Battlefield 3, with modes ...

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quartz pawn
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Just watched the Katamari trailer and heard Chelmico rapping in the background and I was sold

fickle garnet
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I want to buy Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3, it looks fun

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I want to actually try and learn a fighting game for once

bronze abyss
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do keep in mind that UMvC is most likely a discord fighter by ths point, so you will be playing primarily against experienced players and in game matchmaking will likely be dead

fickle garnet
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True

fresh bane
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UMVC3 just so happens to be one of the poorest decisions if you're a beginner/trying to get into fighting games rdsnrk

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Unless you just want to do single player content but for fighting games a lot of the appeal and most of the fun is in the multiplayer and the actual fighting against a human opponent

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but I mean, beating up Galactus is fun too

bronze abyss
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yeah, for active multiplayer only current recomendations would be sf6, MAYBE ggst if the fucking floor system isnt dogshit anymore, and tekken 8

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actually nah take tekken out of the list fuck that game

fresh bane
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I don't know about Tekken 8

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But GGST and SF6 definitely

bronze abyss
fresh bane
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To some degree I want to say FighterZ but I'm not sure

fresh bane
bronze abyss
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ah

fresh bane
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all I know is the movelists give me a headache but I also realize anyone seeing a SF6 movelist that doesn't play fighting games would also get a headache from that

bronze abyss
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well from my experience, it is active and p much always will be through its entire lifespan, the problems arise from gameplay mechanics for me mostly and developers handling of itppenk

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has an issue with 50/50s being too problematic
adds 2 new characters that are mainly about 50/50s

fresh bane
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I want to say out of all the MVC games, Infinite is probably the most beginner friendly game, and it got a little player boost with the mod that Maximilian & co. worked on

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they released an update for that game recently I don't know if it messed up the mod or if it was an actual content update but out of all MVC games, that's probably the one to go with for beginners, it's also 2v2 instead of 3v3 which may be easier to get into

fickle garnet
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I do want SF6

fresh bane
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SF6 is a good choice

bronze abyss
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god i hate myself for playing pdiva on switch before cuz now playing with more reasonable input lag feels weird as shit, and i dont think i can use the dlc that i spent money on prior DaisyPout

fickle garnet
#

Capcom is having a sale bus SF6 isnt part of it😔

visual hill
#

SF6 is a live service game, it's probably why

bronze abyss
#

it has plenty of sales still usually

visual hill
#

maybe it's because I wonder what we called those before Discord was around...

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Skype fighter? 👀

bronze abyss
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dead games

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thats the term youre looking for

fresh bane
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Not really dead

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Just exclusive to LAN sessions/local tournaments

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SF4 had an arcade release

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By SFV, games being played online mainly was already a thing

bronze abyss
#

had a fucking low E rank on this song a few years back

bronze abyss
#

nah this is vile one of my favorite songs isnt even included in the base game StarSob and they want fucking 35$ to have songs that were in the previous games from like 2016-2017

quiet swift
#

Yoooo, road redemption next week? flutterooh

quiet swift
little badger
fierce rose
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hate to admit I'm looking forward to BF6 :V

little badger
#

I hope some of the very small maps return for chaotic matches

cunning galleon
#

Weird m16

gaunt marten
young creek
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brain surgery is canon in RS?