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It's so good!
Full segment: ```Sue: Sounds like a wonderful idea! There is just the small matter of Cuthbert...
Player: Cuthbert?
Sue: That's right. You see, while you were gone, we told the others about this whole killing us all business. Now, I must admit, emotions did run a bit high, especially for Cuthbert.
Sue: Once he learns about the election, he will almost definitely want to put himself forward, and I'm afraid he has little interest in peace.
Gary: I mean, can you blame the guy? Cuthbert was once the leader of the Frogs for Humanity society. The guy loved humans, but after what they did to his favourite plant...
Sue: Some wounds never heal...
Player: So you're saying Cuthbert can't win the election?
Sue: The idea of rigging an election is one that fills my democracy-loving heart with terror, but yes, we will need to do that.
Gary: It's okay if we're the ones to do it, right?
Sue: Not in the slightest, but I do love that positive attitude. Besides, the alternative is all-out war with humanity.
Player: Which we very much need to avoid! So how do we ensure Cuthbert can't win the election?
Sue: The hop-off will see the candidates hop from the shore to a lily pad. Now, if Cuthbert's lily pad had an unfortunate hole in it...
Player: Okay... I guess I'm off to sabotage a lily pad.
Sue: Just be careful of Dave and Jane. They're sticklers for the rules, I'm afraid. You can't let them see you.
choke of the week
fortunately it wasnt the fastest attempt atleast, on the fastest one i had like 10 seconds off cuz i managed to catch cycles p well
i could not have choked at an easier point than that
literally one of the easiest jumps in the entire thing and i did everything prior really cleanly 
All that work... 
is there any way to quick restart? having to kill myself in spots where there arent spikes or pits is really annoying
i only did it once but im tryna speedrun it
hell its the only reason i bought the game for
dont really have any interest in anything else i dont think, played crash 1 on ps1 some years back and it was enough
oh gosh
...theres a grace period when hitting the spikes apparently?
if fast enough i can literally just jump off of the spikes themselves

nice hitboxes
Vicarious Visions: "The f*ck is a hitbox?"
See, this is an example of writers who do NOT know how to write an accent into their characters.
nah the hitboxes in this game are actually stupid like who the fuck lets you jump off of a spike TWICE IN A ROW
That quest was written back in 2006, so I give them a bit of a pass
now its just leaving me confused should i consider that for alternative routes in case i fuck up along the way or not
The well written quest with the frogs was written in 2024
what is his accent supposed to be
I see both Irish and Italian.
Oh, and Jamaican, I think.
Maybe
ok i was definitely detecting the Jamaican and wasn't crazy lol
He's the Fairy Godfather and he's wearing a Tuxedo
I think he's just meant to be a really thick Italian accent, as a parody of the Godfather
Run! Escape !
I think Runescape 3 is meant to be more serious, but the classic Runescape with these polygonal graphics is meant to just be silly fun with the occasional "serious" quest.
Though the game does involve a lot of running
yeah you run and escape from the monsters
Very little escaping is done
https://i.imgur.com/Dq9RDJq.png Please, I don't want three minutes of cool cinematics. Give me control back
Lead actors have been confirmed for the Zelda movie. @river veldt
they both have fantasy surnames, so we should be fine

he looks young
Ye I knew people were gonna be mad they didnt pick the fancast as if that ever happens 🤣
the girl looks alright as zelda, but i dont like the boy
he looks fine but he doesnt look like link
he can be OoT child Link but not Botw Link
yeah hes too young looking in that shot
makeup and sstuff can do a lot
im not saying he would be a bad link, if hes a good actor, fine
just based on that screenshot, he doesnt look like what i picture as link
Link looks different enough in each game that I don't feel I can judge anything until I know what kind of story they're going for, which probably won't be until the movie's out
Link's already pretty young tbh. I don't think he's normally much older than 18 as an adult in most games. He just seems more mature because he has a job mowing lawns for rupees
the only thing that gets me is... why now?
and why a tweet?
feel like this is how movies always announce their actors
they announce the main cast right as filming begins because once that begins its getting leaked anyway
Didn't they have a big nintendo direct thing for the mario film though?
Yeah thats true
not all of them, of course, but I remember Miyamoto talking about chris pratt-san
maybe cause they wanted some buzz around their big hollywood star cast
these guys are unknowns
true
Features coming in tomorrows Cyberpunk update @fresh bane
better HDR might be nice, Cyberpunk's stock HDR implementation is known to leave to be desired
same for Witcher 3, which has spawned a RenoDX mod for it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkjBC5QV30Y
Download Mod here: https://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/10900
HDR Den: https://discord.gg/R2Bt3uptw6
Donate: https://ko-fi.com/hdrden
(watch it on a HDR display on a HDR-compatible browser/device to appreciate the difference, e.g. on your phone which probably supports it if it's OLED)
I'm curious to know what Intel HDR10+ entails though... never heard of it before
My monitor doesn't even have HDR
I'm a bit of a HDR nerd, although I'm not on the HDR Den Discord yet
someone I know is working on adding HDR support to Godot
Taxis?
Proper taxis?
And auto drive? Yes, that's super neat
Sounds about ri- wait what's that about no insurance-
Maybe it's time for an hacker run
What
is it any wonder our generation keeps putting CEOs in the "not actually human" bucket
how do you even explain this thought
No worries Mr Miyamoto, I can wait as long as it takes, in fact, I can wait forever, if the movie never came out that would be fine too 
I still haven't felt like playing Echoes 
CEOs like this guy have to be a completely new subspecies of human at this point. They are so dumb it's beyond belief.
Like, there's regular human dumb, and then there's this guy.
its bc they sold their souls for money
damn Red Guy really fell off after DHMIS ended
I dont consider CEOs human either 
No, they're human, they're just........exceptionally stupid. Like, negative IQ. Negative intelligence. And no heart.
Is this a joke or something? Why is everyone called Ali?
You start the quest by talking to Ali Morrisane, buy beer from Ali the Barman, give it to Drunken Ali, he'll tell you to talk to Ali the Operator, then go to Ali the Kebab Seller, and on the way talk to Ali the Camel Merchant, and you even talk to Ali the hag and kill Traitorous Ali
Ali the Mayor is also there.
Oh, it is a joke
After this quest, many NPCs whose names were "Ali" will have their names changed back to their real names.
IIRC it wasn't a joke back in the day but RuneScape has had some language cleansing over time
That's good. The quest is twenty years old
Player: Really? Which one?
Menaphite Thug: Ali, our Chief of Operations. He should be somewhere nearby the tent.
Player: Thanks.
(End of dialogue)
The Recruitment Drive quest also had a change where originally a part of the quest had you defeat a knight in a duel but you can't beat him unless your player character is female, with the hint to this being the line "No MAN can defeat me" when you lose. If your character was male, you had to go to a place where you can edit your character and change them to female, and then you can win.
The quest was changed so that it is not gender based and you simply need to defeat the knight with a blunt weapon instead of a blade as I believe the line gets changed to "No blade can touch me" or something
Yeah, the game now removed gender choice, splitting it to body type and pronouns. Type A is masculine and may have facial hair and Type B is feminine and may not. Pronouns are he/him, she/her, they/them.
Menaphite Thug: Well, I suppose there is Traitorous Ali.```
Player: Traitorous Ali!
Ali the Operator: No! I would never have suspected Traitorous Ali.
Ah, but is there Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa?
No that one is in the Prince Ali Rescue quest
In a totally different Arabian themed town
@river veldt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am14yeTAeOc
Donkey Kong Bananza reviewed by Logan Plant on Nintendo Switch 2.
The leader of the bunch is finally back to kick some tail in Donkey Kong Bananza, a brilliant successor to Super Mario Odyssey and a smashing return for a classic Nintendo character. It was a bold choice to build the Switch 2’s first 3D platformer around DK instead of Mario, bu...
||Masterpiece. I have never personally seen IGN give out that score before.||
Still don't know why Pauline looks so young
Because she is.
She's a kid in this one. It's basically a prequel to Mario Odyssey
ign loves nintendo
both of the switch Zeldas got 10/10
(they are 10/10s but its not that irregular to get the score)
In fairness, I also didn't see their reviews for those games. 
''both of the switch zeldas''
Echoes of Wisdom: 
it's okay, we know you meant "both of the switch links"
I still think it's funny that so many people were freaked out about Pauline being young and how it would mess with the lore when talking about a Donkey Kong game of all things
I felt like I got sucked into a different universe for a second I didn't ever think people really gave a damn about Mario or Donkey Kong lore at all
People give a shit about Mario/DK lore?
not the first time people get weird about that in a franchise that was never aiming for lore continuity 

Don't say that while Captain Mario is around
its not common
I mean, someone's got to, Miyamoto surely doesn't, lol.
Miyamoto has never cared for lore
I'm convinced there's only a Zelda timeline because of fans 
Im going to collect so many bananas tomorrow
to be fair, there were elements of a timeline even when there were only a handful of games around, and e.g. Wind Waker explicitly set itself in what was presumably one of the OoT branches even before that famous diagram was officially published
though yeah fans are probably relevant to the degree of formalization it got later (before being completely ignored again lol)
Ixrec — 6/24/24, 20:33
Timeline of Zelda Timelines remains peak comedy
Ixrec you gonna make a Donkey Kong thread?
why are you asking me 
always took you for a big Konger
anyone can make a thread, ftr
which thread would that be 
world of warcraft!
But my Mario Kart World thread flopped so hard ill never make another one
yeah idk why lol
bro i don't even have the console yet
I wonder if non-mods get to see the list of all threads on the server by number of posts
ofc
I know they can see all threads in one forum or channel
how do you sort by amount of posts ?
here I baked you a thread #1395170915754709062
Turns out Discord no longer allows mods to see a list of all threads in the server and sort it by amount of posts
classic discord
That's... actually really cool.
TIL it wasn't out on Macs.
4 new vehicles and side quests tied to getting them??
they're just adding brand new quests this far into the game's release

right i need to play Cyberpunk still
Added an option to tell Johnny to go away after you look at him for a short while when he appears in the passenger seat. He takes the hint and disappears as a passenger for a couple days.

you can ask him, "keanu go away"
looks like there's a tactical games showcase on in about 12 hours or so https://bsky.app/profile/tacticon.bsky.social/post/3lu3wyjoxy225
The #TactiCon 2025 Showcase will air in 24h! ⭐
This year’s TactiCon kicks off with a showcase hosted by @reneesky.bsky.social with cool trailers, reveals, and announcements!
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What a title lol
Assassins creed series now in Development
Something like that could conceivably work as LA
Assassin's Creed but they chronicle modern history
The assassination of Johnny Bravo by Cartoon Network
No shit.
🏏

I mean...
They had a contract for a job and completed the job. What are you expecting them to do? Bank roll the contractors until they retire?
What if... studios retained talent for future games?
I dunno, make another game- yeah
"layoff" implies they weren't "contractors" though?
though it certainly feels like AAA publishers want every developer to be a contractor these days
maybe that'd actually be a better model than what they're doing now
The fools! They shouldn’t have finished the job!
keep the in-house experience around for fallout 3 or vegas?
i know you're right onosa, but also, for fucks sake
I will say, I find it odd that people seem to be suddenly surprised with how unstable game development is as a career. I thought it was known
maybe it has to do with the fact that for the past decade/two decades there's been a bunch of long running studios like bioware
are you talking about all the layoff headlines?
I've always been aware it was unstable, that's part of the reason I didn't go into gamedev after uni
It doesn't need to be unstable
Layoffs and general commentary around them
Fuck game companies that are pushing all these mass layoffs
They are literally ruining people's lives for short term gains
Like, I seem to remember it being almost the norm for a game studio to form, work on a game, launch it, and then implode
It is kind of bullshit that the industry has exploded in profit and somehow the money never goes to more stable job opportunities I must say
there was a degree to which it was the norm and lately it's gotten even worse
usually there were more and less stable studios, and the larger studios would upsize and downsize
Assuming it is profitable. I can never tell with these industries tbh
but these days it seems like entire large studios get deleted entirely at the drop of a hat with no rhyme or reason
and the total number of them is wildly high
Like you have 'make skins for call of duty' stuff that almost certainly makes bank but... ?
like, it's an established enough difference from the norm to get a wiki article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022–2025_video_game_industry_layoffs
Its because a lot of the gaming industry is ran by weird business people
And not actual humans
That doesn't really explain it fully though
It's not like in 2020 it wasn't that way
Vultures have gotten greedier
And also every other industry is also ran by weird busines people
It's not a unique feature of the gaming industry
Japan doesn't seem to have these catastrophic layoffs
apparently Tom Clancy's The Division Heartland got canceled, which is unfortunate although I don't know how you'd combine the Division with the Canadian TV show Heartland
Unless I'm horribly mistaken it seems largely a western issue
I mantain that the problem is that live service games are like a slot machine for executives that they can't help but keep pulling on.
That's a big problem yes
Well live service games are a worldwide problem
Japan has it's own problems I believe
Most of the gachas in fact come from the east
Understatement of the century
don't worry the century is young yet
Also I wonder how much we actually know of japanese devs outside of Nintendo
We get headlines for that, and precious few other companies, but I feel like that there is a lot of quiet abuse of devs that we don't see in japanese companies because its always been that way
A lot of creative industries have instability problems. From what I recall, movies in particular are mostly (technically) made by special purpose companies that hire people for the one movie and then dissolve (“firing” them) once the movie is made.
I mean, I imagine it's probably a bit like anime or manga artists. My understanding is that they're paid poorly and way over worked
yeah that's another example
Nintendo seems to have a good track record surprisingly
In how they treat their workers I mean
I suspect there’s something about an industry being highly project-based with a fickle market that makes it trend towards employment instability.
yeah but what they don't show you is all the workers they have running around bashing their heads against the undersides of blocks in the basement to get gold coins to pay for the whole operation
part of why I linked the article is it has all the extra details needed to contextualize how this is not normal and not like the other entertainment industries
I'm not familiar with the Hollywood situation
though wasn't there also some huge strike going on?
yeah but I had the impression that not all the work came back or something
idk I'm not saying it isn't unusual
I think I might have been thinking of streaming too, actually
apparently the andor guy was told by Disney that streaming was dead or something
It’s not necessarily like the movie industry now, but if you look over the past of the film industry then you can find definite parallels at different times (Hollywood has a well-documented tendency to go all-in on blockbusters, run into a bust when it’s oversaturated, and then pull back with fewer projects and more “indie” projects before money comes back in and someone shows that blockbusters can still make money…)
Oh yeah that's a known bug for that quest
Oh it's not just Runelite then
I got this guy's head on the statue because he was the closest one to the bank https://i.imgur.com/OtYfx3z.png
awww
what is he
He is the head of the Red Axe trading company of the dwarven Keldagrim Consortium
In the previous quest, he left the consortium because we picked someone else for the head of the statue
In this quest it turns out he sabotaged the statue himself and bribed the boatman to bump into it
ah
This quest also has an incantation. Agrith-Naar, Nahudo, Caldar, Tarren, Camerinthum.
Oh, it's not random this time
I got a master level clue and it immediately asks me to go somewhere I've never been and wear an armor set that costs more than I am https://i.imgur.com/lpCYgk5.png
This game is evil. I'm gonna have to keep this for like... 200 hours
And the reward is just going to be a red scarf or something 
It's a master clue so the reward is going to average around 900k
I currently get that much in a day
https://www.fanatical.com/en/pick-and-mix/build-your-own-shooter-bundle
Amid Evil + Dusk as part of a bundle that starts at €4.95
I bought it along with The Ascent and Hellbound, so @river veldt should be happy to I know I finally got Dusk 😛
I had a coupon code lying around so it was even cheaper
https://youtu.be/qnlN7ws2K08?si=pMnnop6IN91PJI-c lawsuit details got unsealed. Makes krafton looks not good
Leaked Slides: https://x.com/Bad_AI_/status/1943708529392513466
Leak Confirmation: https://bsky.app/profile/ethangach.bsky.social/post/3ltrlktjqzc24
Charlie's Post: https://x.com/Flayra/status/1945573686611743127
Lawsuit Doc: https://www.scribd.com/document/889109175/Fortis-Advisors-v-Krafton-via-Aftermath
And deeper down the rabbithole we go!
...
I mean, it'd be a weird thing if you did a lawsuit and didn't try to make the target look bad
luckiest guard placement/patrol
everytime I reach the final platform in these it's very tense because if I fuck up I basically can't recover, it's even harder when not using Snake and using a staff member too, but it's fun
luckily it's not a 'real' fob, I'm only doing event fobs because I don't really want to risk retaliation and having all my resources stolen 
I have noticed that automatically they do these virtual fob battles every week where each day your fob gets pit against another in a simulated defense/infiltration and you get points for that if you win, and apparently for the past week I've been #1 in that so that's pretty nice
although it's probably because nobody's really playing this anymore 
This game's dialog is pretty funny
Billy, a guard of Falador: So what are you doing this weekend?
Bob, another guard of Falador: This weekend?
Bob, another guard of Falador: You haven't been here long[sic] I take it.
Billy, a guard of Falador: What do you mean?
Bob, another guard of Falador: Do you know the life expectancy of a Falador guard?
Billy, a guard of Falador: No...
Bob, another guard of Falador: About thirty seconds, I reckon.
Billy, a guard of Falador: Thirty seconds???
Billy, a guard of Falador: They didn't tell me that when I signed up!!!
Bob, another guard of Falador: Any second now someone is going to try and kill us, for no apparent reason, completely unprovoked.
Billy, a guard of Falador: But why, Bob???
Billy, a guard of Falador: What have we ever done to them?
Bob, another guard of Falador: I don't know, Billy.
Bob, another guard of Falador: But I'm not wasting my final seconds worrying about it.
existential horror
They have dampe! https://i.imgur.com/ypPmAu4.png
me singing along to Baka Mitai and -Judgement- like the absolute weeb shit i am
it's their soul purpose in life
I've been waiting for this video for a year https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lRev4qQLyw
Imagine Fear and Hunger was about swapping tiles!
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If you watch this and at any point you feel like giving it a try yourself, quit the video and do so. The more you know the less you can get ouf of the Void Stranger experience.
the most modding I do is for Outer Wilds, and there I rarely go beyond 10-20 mods at a time
factual innacuracy, most mods are for 1.7.10 
excuse me
why is the mac version $82.90?
I'm actually baffled.
Sony takes a 30% cut... I'm so confused...
Can you not just get it on GOG instead?
Yeah, but I have to deal with GOG.
GOG runs under Intel.
So they effectively shot themselves in the foot for this one, the only other store is essentially Steam and I have to run a beta version for the native build.
I don't understand since I've pretty much never used Mac for anything before, does GOG not run on Mac?
oh boy
uhh
tl:dr Macs don't use x86_64, they are ARM based machines now. So to run x86_64 you need Rosetta 2 which is being removed in 2027 because Apple trying to trim the fat and wants developers to make native apps.
Rosetta 2 takes a perf hit.
GOG Galaxy works but its slow and buggy under Mac (not a native app), so essentially you'd want the offline installer which takes forever to download under HTTPS.
So yeah, cool.
I mean, gaming on Mac is miserable for sure. Even if Apple returned to x86_64, slapped Vulkan, and called it a day... that still wouldn't do much other than allow indies to have it easier to port.
And I know this because when OpenGL was supported, some games were on Mac but still not the fraction that Windows has.
Its funny.
https://i.imgur.com/zQXzh80.png Please just say you haven't made the art for this
True, but also, as I always say, it really depends on what kind of game you want to play. I mostly play Paradox games (and Rimworld and some other indies, sometimes), so I'm perfectly fine with Mac for gaming. YMMV.
https://i.imgur.com/pUDLUMi.png I should have brought something that deals more damage than a bone crossbow
This guy is not going to die
Math says expected time to kill is 300 seconds, vs 52 if I just used melee
I figured it out. Turns out trolls have insane crossbow defence, but normal levels of bow defence. Switching cuts me down to 60 seconds
I finished Conker last night. This is fine
the 60 FPS cheat works pretty well all things considered, I didn't have to turn it off at some point
kudos to Rare for their good use of delta time 😛
🔥
New roguelike turns Vampire Survivors into a tower defense game on wheels https://share.google/uG4T9aIr6m8PLwLwn
I am intrigued...
cyberpunk on mac
damn
the duality of man
[Vietnam flashbacks of the GPU shortage]
I'm finally past the point in the game where the quests are bland and cliche
Now they're just cliche
All it took was finishing 95 quests out of the 170 that exist
This dialogue has a typo https://i.imgur.com/i7LxI09.png
Yooo werewolves https://i.imgur.com/5ZWx9Ss.png
They're so cute
Even the music in this region is good
Writer: Ian Taylor
Company: Jagex
Year: 2006
This song was played northwest of the city of Meiyerditch near Castle Drakan during the Darkness of Hallowvale quest.
This song is from 2006. If you want to listen more old RuneScape songs please visit my channel.
only Fallen London can have a grind named after diseased orphans
ok apparently I misread that, it's dispossessed (deprived of property or other possessions), but...you're still "grinding orphans"
They are also winsome
Super Paper Mario is WAY more broken than you remember.
#superpapermario #papermario #shorts
When the open beta comes you’ll be able to have weapons locked to a class like the classic games.
I read the guide and apparently this is just human trafficking. Like, not in the super squicky ways, but you just buy and sell children at different locations more or less
Rimworld moment
I get the feeling a rimworld x fallen london crossover would go extremely well tonally
They both have cannibalism as a feature
It would fit with Anomaly, I think.
Ishin mentioned! 
Hahhahaha
Hm, space marine 2 at 45% off..
Looks like someone's a bit mad about the Stop Killing Games movement: https://youtu.be/fQN_ZA5WRpo
The "Stop Destroying Videogames" initiative has received official accusations of it (and myself) of violating EU rules! These would be serious charges, except that they're false, using made up evidence. The industry is playing hardball now!
Copy of the claims made against the initiative:
https://mega.nz/file/W3YTHCqQ#i-D2f_fgILqBILJiavLwX-eh3...
Lots of people are mad about it. The point is that it's trying to change deeply entrenched anti-consumer practices that save a lot of money
Yeah, I know. But now they are actively fighting against it, lying about it, putting out misinformation against it, and filing false accusations against it. They're mad, but also terrified of it.
Which means it's working.
Even though I agree with the premise of the campaign and I want it to work, I don't like putting it in such a way that it is implied to be the objectively moral way to do things
More specifically, they've filed a claim against Ross himself (who is not a legal representative for the initiative at all, he's simply a volunteer) with false claims and speculation that, since he's been doing so much volunteer work for the initiative, it's somehow basically the same as if the initiative hired him for this 'hours'? Or some twisted way of trying to imply that he's been taking money from it somehow
It's all baseless claims but it's scary to see how they're already going after him like that
Regardless, seems like the signatures issue has been successfully resolved, in terms of getting an extra amount to cover any possible faulty signatures, and people all around the EU seem to be talking about the initiative, so that's good at least
Definitely at least somewhat of a step to make any change than just a random internet petition that would go nowhere otherwise
Hellraiser game announced https://hellraisergame.com/
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@dapper cedar
the funny pin man is getting a game
Doing the spicy stew quest
Evil Dave, who lives in his mother's basement, wants a stew like his mom makes but won't go up to her for some reason
The correct amount of spices is one brown spice...
One red spice
And one yellow! That was lucky
Oh there's also orange
Dang it, three orange
it's wild to see Clive Barker's name on a game again, 24 years after Clive Barker's Undying
(which I have yet to play)
Battlefield 6 key art
Oh shit that's Brooklyn
The big 🍎
I hope its good.
Reveal trailer on the 24TH
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thanky for the ping, have known the game for all of 10 mins and it's jumped veeeeery swiftly up the list of sweep's most-hyped-for games

Collectors edition
ayyyy
these'll be the such sights they have to show us... godddd i might have to get it
finally trying out that cult classic game 🙂
however, it's hard to figure out what to do without a walkthrough
which game is it?
Fable, I think?
Or possibly Gothic?
No, that's Gothic.
The huts and the overhang give it away. This is that mining fort town at the start of the game.
oh wow I looked up the game on google and this monstruosity just assaulted my eyes
It's probably pretty dangerous and annoying to deal with irl but I actually really like little towns and villages built on these super uneven terrains like that
I don't know, it feels cozy
put some handrails on there though
Ah, you're looking at the remake, I think. The original Gothic is, imo, much prettier despite the more retro graphics.
(I swear, sometimes my hands do not type the words as I think them. I could've sworn I typed "prettier" rather than "pretty".)
I sometimes get those little random bouts of dyslexia too
and yeah that's the remake, apparently there's one, not released yet I'm assuming from what I found when I searched it
It's just so... desaturated, and weirdly sharp?
Like someone boosted the sharpness and contrast levels to an uncomfortable degree, it's really really weird to look at 
the original looks pretty cool though, actually
I had never heard of it before
Yeah, the remake apparently only has a demo right now, they're still working on the rest of the game. But according to Mortismal Gaming, a youtuber I follow specializing in any kind of RPG (but especially CRPGs), it's pretty good, though it needs a bit of work to get everything stable and tweaked the right ways.
As for the original, Gothic 1 and 2 are considered great games in their own right (though Gothic 2 has some performance issues), but they didn't reach many audiences outside of Germany, which makes them rather niche. That said, they are considered classics in the ARPG genre.
Gothic 3, on the other hand...while it wasn't a complete failure, it suffered from atrocious voice acting and game-breaking glitches that made it very difficult to play, making it the unfortunate worst game in the original trilogy (though it also looks the best and arguably has the best music). And the less said about Gothic 4 (also known as Arcania), the better. That one is even worse and effectively killed the franchise until the remake of the first game was announced. The only thing Gothic 4 has going for it is its soundtrack, which is damn good.
what are the Gothic games about?
I believe this will explain the basic premise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVal5HLgIys
Gothic 1 Intro HD 720p (English)
A bit higher quality of the good old Gothic 1 english intro.
All rights reserved to Piranha Bytes, creators of the Gothic Franchise.
#gothic #gothic1cinematic #gothic1cutscene
about goths I hope! 
Not exactly, though there is some gothic architecture.
Basically, there's a war going on.
You are not part of it. You are instead a criminal sent to be thrown into exile in a mining prison called "The Colony" that's been put under a magical shield: people go in, nobody comes out. It was put under the shield by the king of the land to force the prisoners inside to mine for ore to fuel his war. Problem is, the shield was only supposed to cover the prison mine, not the surrounding area, but due to a mistake in the spell, several miles of land were covered (including a fortress), so now the prisoners have rebelled against their guards and are now running the place in three separate factions in camps: the Old Camp, the New Camp, and the Swamp Camp. As such, before you're thrown in, you're given a message to deliver to one of the mages who is now trapped inside their own barrier, and upon delivery, you will be rewarded with whatever you want, even potentially freedom.
As a newcomer, you're quickly introduced to The Colony by way of a fist to the face. From there, you basically just stumble your way into becoming the savior of the world, lol.
And they were made in Germany!
Though I believe these games are one of the victims of publisher shenanigans. That one big one that was going to get 2 billion $ from saudis and then that fell through, I forget the name
Ah, Embracer group and its subsidiary who owns the gothic IP
Design
Xbox are not increasing game prices this year
yeah, I'm sure part of this is based on Nintendo announcing the increase first so they get to play the "we're less evil" PR card before they inevitably raise as well
i hate being a Gamer™
Gothic 2 has a full reimplementation as OpenGothic, it's now playable from start to finish
Gothic 1 is not fully supported by OpenGothic, but you can use mods to improve visuals like I did
I keep thinking it's made by a Polish studio for some reason, maybe because Gothic is really popular in eastern European circles
@green fulcrum cover for next sonic comic
Sage pog

Badass! They're finally doing Frontiers!
Anyone fancy Sniper Elite?
All 6 classics are up for $14 on Humble.
https://www.humblebundle.com/games/sniper-elite-classics-collection
nice, I had all of them on my IsThereAnyDeal waitlist
it's 5 games actually, Sniper Elite: Resistance (which is pretty new) is not included
anyway, I bought it
oh nice, though I don't think I'll pick it up due to the gore stuff in it.
oh shit that's awesome
you can turn off the x-ray death cams, at least in the newer games
I will probably do this beyond the initial curiosity, I'm not very attached to gore in games
no more "you should install Counter-Strike: Source" memes 😢
seeing voiceover not being included is interesting, I wonder if the Half-Life VAs have separate contrats that prevented Valve from licensing the files directly
it would seem more surprising for CS:S voiceovers though, they are not famous VAs
Gordon Freeman's voice actor has famously litigious lawyers. so much so that Half Life isn't even able to use his voice !
Gordon's VA doesn't need to hear all that, he's a highly trained professional
They are also issuing refunds (I guess the 10 extra?) to those that already prepurchased it
Snake and Goku at the Olympic Games
Brütal Legend is free on itchio for the next 666 minutes in honor of Ozzy Osbourne buff.ly/Rj8d5tl
478
637
Free game.
That's my favourite price to pay for a game
I didn't know Brütal Legend was on itch.io
direct link: https://doublefine.itch.io/brutal-legend
This is a game I've heard a lot about across the years (2013 onwards) and I've never played
apparently the download is DRM free too, even better
Brütal Legend was one of the early heroes of DRM-free Linux gaming, shortly after Steam was released for Linux
so itchio has shadowbanned any games tagged with 'nsfw', 'adult', or 'erotic' so they don't show up in searches, and several devs have reported that their r18 games have been removed from the site with no warning
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Oh yeah, I've heard there's been a really strange sort of crackdown on 18+ games and other 18+ material on several other platforms too, I don't really know what's going on with that
I was under the impression we had left this weird attitude of thinking violent/adult videogames are from the devil fully behind like 20 years ago, but I guess not
We have “deindexed” all adult NSFW content from our browse and search pages. We understand this action is sudden and disruptive, and we are truly sorry for the frustration and confusion caused by...
oh of course it was the payment processers
fucking Mastercard deciding what is allowed to be sold
Yoko Taro commenting how this is happening with legal NSFW content in Japan too, how foreign payment processing companies like that are weighing in and establishing rules on foreign countries
Basically, Visa, Mastercard, and PayPal have a long history of being pressured by groups that are against some forms of adult content or activity into blocking those producing said content or engaging in said activity from using their payment processing services to receive payment for that content or activity. (This is why for example you should never directly mention that you are paying for NSFW content in PayPal or Venmo comments).
This is just another round of that sort of thing.
@river veldt https://youtu.be/dSDpoobO6yM?si=4-Gbb00EIiMtKsna
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oh yeah
Battlefield 6 trailer about to start https://youtu.be/pgNCgJG0vnY?si=IZVSQ-KSRd9Dw4vN
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Wow it looks good
Campaign seems to be US vs a rogue mercernary army

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"Red army... rouge army... WAIT, I GOT IT!"
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Battlefield could be back.
"Salary? that's commie talk"
“You mean our salary”
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I would rather be the mercenaries
ranking up in style 
Good Lord, what is this day???
Pizza is a type of food that players can make with the Cooking skill. A plain pizza requires 35 Cooking, and is made by using tomato on a pizza base, then adding cheese to the incomplete pizza, and then cooking the uncooked pizza on a range. The plain pizza can then be enhanced by adding different toppings to create different types of pizza that...
Someone fancies themselves clever
The pizza type table is called "Pie Chart"
I mean...it has dough, it has what is presumably cheese, it has sauce, and it has...I guess onions? Anchovies? Chicken strips? It's technically a pizza.
Yeah
Dying light the beast has a new release date of September 19TH https://go.dyinglight.com/devmessage
Doing this quest
Every player has a unique three-gesture salute
Mine is bow, spin, shiver
How do you do, fellow pengs? https://i.imgur.com/jsEEGgi.png
Wolfenstein to become a series
Finally, exactly what we need in this day and age. Let's hope that they don't screw it up.
No way, killing nazis the series
I wonder if they'll have it start before the nazis won
I want
They do the other characters as well
Here is the link https://www.plushshop.com/
Autumn Blaze the cat!
🐱
Thanks, I'll look later. Right now I'm trying not to melt into a puddle from the heat.
I am not succeeding.
Be safe.
calamity infernum ranger
DoG actually might be the easiest boss in the game, despite being one of the major last 4 or so bosses
terraria messages are always so scary
this is modded and this specific mod does kinda lean into the bit scarier side ig?
i did just slay a literally devourer of gods though so yeah the entire universe being in disarray is kinda scary 
the void in the sky that replaces the sun/moon looks so cool
I just pre ordered Final Fantasy Tactics for PS5. Next check, I'm going to pre order Sonic Crossworlds for PS5 and Pokemon for Switch 1.
im so excited for FFT, i've heard it's great
uh uh
Nice! Which ones?
oooooooooh
I've been looking forward to FF Tactics too, I've always heard really good things about it but I was never huge on FF so I never looked into it but this gives me a nice excuse
But I did hear that apparently the extra content from the PSP version of the game is not gonna be included which is a pretty big bummer because I was under the impression this was gonna be pretty much the definitive way to play this
FF Tactics seems to be, just like Persona 3, one of those games where there's no ''definitive'' way to play the game, because every version of the game seems to be missing certain things from another version and so it's pretty much up to you which version you end up picking up
Honestly, I didn't look into the this remake at all. I am just hoping they expand more on the job system.
I do appreciate them adding the option to play the original way because I actually think a lot of these remasters of pixel games look really ugly with their upscaled smoothened out sprites, especially nowadays that AI upscaling is very much the standard way to do things basically, it almost always looks terrible but especially for PS1 games
The remasters of Front Mission recently I've seen use really really bad AI upscaling and it's pretty disappointing because they could've just used the original scanned artworks instead
Whenever Final Fantasy games are discussed I always hear people talk about jobs and I always wonder what that means exactly 
they have to clock in to their shift at the local 7-11 and you have to watch it in real time a la Desert Bus
Oh yeah. Jobs are basically your fighting type. Like warrior, black/white mage, archer, etc
oh that makes more sense than what i thought
Any reason why they're called jobs and not just classes?
In FFT, you can learn job skills, switch jobs and equip the previous job's skills.
I'm not too sure about why it's jobs and not class lol.
According to google, they're called Job Classes.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume it's probably a case of either an english mistranslation or even the original JP versions used the word 'job' incorrectly and it just stuck as a FF exclusive term
Although I guess on a fantasy setting, it technically is your 'job' to be the party's mage, warrior, monk, etc etc, and looking into it a bit really quick it seems like there's a bit more to the whole job thing than just what class your character is so I guess a more unique term for it makes sense
Oh that's funny every FF game I've played just so happens to not have the whole job system thing going on lol
FF4, 7 and 9 just have 'regular' RPG characters, they're all their own ''class'' by default and you can't really change that or make them have a radically different skill set/role in the party, and Crisis Core is just Zack, and he plays pretty much like Sora in KH so he can just sort of do a little bit of everything
So it seems like Tactics will be my first experience with this whole job system thing
I'm playing Underground Pass, Oldschool Runescape's infamously annoying quest
The quest is outright hostile to the player
In this part, you have to step on one of the tiles in the grid. If it's the wrong tile, you fall into a pit of spikes and lose 15 HP (a third to a quarter of your health at this point). And you have to map a path that consists of safe tiles unique to each player
My solution had seven correct tiles and six mistakes, which is pretty lucky, but I basically ate through all my healing food. If I was unlucky enough I would have had to spend ages waiting to heal naturally. (You heal one point per minute)
https://i.imgur.com/I16S3sd.png
In this part, you have to know to bring a spade ahead of time so you dig this hole in the left. If you didn't bring one, you have to go out and bring one, then go all the way through the traps, expending supplies as neccessary until you reach it
https://i.imgur.com/xUsYgPY.png Spike maze after. It's also trial-and-error, but if you're skilled in thieving you can bypass it.
Lol
fair, I would not expect melodysketch's cat to be a great puzzle designer
In the quest there's a dwarf that gives you a booze for free that secretly reduces your agility to make you fall in pits more often
I like that
Then he charges you money for food to recover the health you lost
Lol
Of course, if you run out of food or money, you have to do the whole cave all over again
If the rest of the quest wasn't dumb, I'd find that dwarf very funny
Add them to our next D&D session
there's probably a way to make this unironically fun if retrying is fast and easy, there's an explicit plot about the dungeon being built by a jerk, and once you know the tricks it's quick to get to the next piece of BS
Retrying is annoying and takes a long time
A modern designer could easily make a similar quest that's a lot less hostile while still evoking the same vibes the original does
Yeah
When V isn't responsive enough for modders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPyNvkZuaNE
V will now respond vocally to being bumped, hit by vehicles, and other world interactions including replying to Johnny while in a vehicle.
This mod uses many of V's unused voiceset lines already present in the base game (and often specifically designed for these scenarios), combined with other general reaction lines.
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Lol
that thing in the wrist always makes my wrists feel weird
reminds me of Kingpin's "negative response" hotkey
where Thug will generally do what the thumbnail is doing to the NPC 😛
I didn't think anything of it till you said this now it makes me feel weird too
Is that like normal? Like when you play Cyberpunk, does everything around you just decide to explode?
Nah, he has high level of police attention
Lol, this is months late.
Avernum 4 was announced many months ago.
That said, I am hyped beyond belief for it, and I can't wait to play it again. I played the original many years ago and loved it.
I also love how they gave it a brand new theme based on its classic "entering a dungeon" jingle.
Doing this quest
In this quest you do the classic water pouring puzzle, a tower of hanoi, and other baby level puzzles
I noticed all the early Kourend quests are this type of bland uninspired stuff that's afraid to be exciting
I'm not sure if I like it better or worse than the bullshit sheep herding quest
I AM THE BONE OF MY... Wrench?
this year's F3 is out! It's like E3 (RIP) but for fan games and mods: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR7iSxDThXc
Enjoy around an hour of announcements/releases of fangames and mods!
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Pretty cool gamer moment
https://share.google/dSCR5OXwAgSne1nnp
"Praise the maker": In an MMO miracle, Dune: Awakening players and the devs themselves tracked down a player named Ben to convince him to check his base power". Story details more interesting than the summary
Since I'm in between monster hunter updates, I'mma try out sea of thieves since it free on game pass.
gl hf! hope it's good
So I may or may not have spent some money...
Happy for you haha, hope you enjoy it
thanks
it wasn't just the gpu either, it was an entirely new pc
had to give up a certain organ to afford all of this 
oh gosh, yeah, that'd be a heck of a price tag
yoooo enjoy, Mercurial
thanks!
the new rig lookks super sick too! I'll show it off later when I put the finishing touches on
thanksssss
Oh yes, very very much. I really think you'd enjoy it a lot. I haven't beat it yet, but the story is fantastic, the visuals are jaw dropping, and the gameplay is, I dare say, revolutionary for a turn-based rpg. I haven't enjoyed an RPG this much since UNDERTALE. It really might be my favorite RPG ever made at this point.
I have purposefully not discussed it much because I'm very wary of spoilers.
it must be really big if you havent beaten it yet
im kinda drowning in video games rn but one day
I really want to try E33 after watching that one Daryl talks video about it hehe
for the americans: 1.1 days is 25 hours
wait no it isnt
my bad americans
its 26,4
xbox live is slick for converting it to days like that
@random steppe could be released this year if there is a demo at the event
This is actually bad news if you can believe it
Before we were told that they weren't making a new demo for the Australia game museum it's supposed to be playable at in september, so the only possible answer was that the game was gonna be out by september
Now that we know they are making a new demo, could release later than that, assuming they put the demo in the museum, which seems likely.
The museum?
okay fallen london, stop turning into a creepypasta
This one is rich. I did it on my main, and then my ironman later. My main had…the northmost 5 straight across. My iron had…the southmost 5 straight across.
Literally the best ones I could’ve hoped for xD
What the fuck are you? https://i.imgur.com/iPuDMk9.png
Are you an elder or a child?
I had to hunt thirty chompy birds for the easy diary and I'm already sick of them enough that I never want to see another one
Why do I have to hunt a thousand for the elite one?
Because pain
It doesn't give you hunting experience despite having the word in its name
They should have made fossil island birdhouse hunting as inconvenient as chompy bird hunting
PlayStations first wireless fightstick
yes but
who asked for a wireless fightstick?

I'm not into fighting stuff but that does feel like a demographic contradiction 
welcome to the 5090 club!
(I had a PC upgrade in May, changed the CPU/motherboard/GPU)
5090 havers rise up 
you're right, it is
Is there anything you'd recommend to configure? Like maybe undervolting or turning on pbo?
I've got the basic stuff like xmp already
For reference, the full setup is 5090, water cooled 9800x3d, 64GB of 6000 MT/s CL30 RAM with an x870 board
Hopefully I won't have to upgrade for at least 6 years 
I didn't undervolt mine because undervolting is only really feasible on Windows, not Linux (and I dual boot)
PS: If you run Linux, you have to use the open kernel driver on Blackwell (with the NVIDIA driver), it's not optional. Many documentation pages don't mention this, so keep this in mind if you decide to install Linux at some point
Oh you're using Linux
I have a 9950X3D, running with PBO enabled and -30 curve optimizer on all cores
(which means it's a decent sample - better than my 13900K was)
I was considering bazzite, but I'm not really sure yet
the GPU probably works better on Linux than on Windows right now, no white screen flicker when switching resolutions and no black screen issues when toggling between 240 Hz and 480 Hz on my monitor
(I also got a monitor upgrade, PG32UCDP :P)
Blackwell is known for its meh drivers but this mostly affects Windows, it's actually a great Linux GPU if you don't mind the NVIDIA blob. Even Wayland works just fine
What's confusing to me is that my Mobo has a million options for pbo and I have no idea which one is right
which motherboard do you have?
MSI X870 gaming wifi plus
I have a MSI too, the X870E Carbon
its UEFI should be very similar, I'll try to find the video I used as a reference but I can't right now
I still have my trusty Samsung Odyssey g7 
the 480 Hz mode is great for competitive games, even if it's only 1080p
I'm looking to get a 4K 240hz OLED in the future though
I also have DSR set up in case I want to render in 4K at 480 Hz, which is useful for old games that I want to run at super high framerates, like Nightdive's re-releases
(since Nightdive's re-releases lack truly good antialiasing in my book)
you get motion clarity that's comparable to a CRT this way
I'm probably going to try undervolting the gpu and I'm not sure if it's a good idea to undervolt the CPU
Especially with stuff like pbo
CPU undervolting works on any OS, since you do it at the UEFI level
Ping me when you do find it
it's very much worth it, especially on aircooling like me
(otherwise, you will throttle at high loads, not even a D15 can prevent this)
I get around 40,000 points on Cinebench r23 thanks to the undervolt, otherwise I'd get more like 37k which is roughly what my 13900K had after the undervolt
I have a water cooler so it's not as much a problem but I figure it's worth it for the efficiency anyway
but I upgraded the CPU mostly for gaming, the 9950X3D isn't hugely faster than the 13900K at most productivity tasks (barring the ones that can use AVX512, or use 3D cache effectively)
yes, undervolting is very unlikely to cause damage (not that OC is likely to damage hardware if properly cooled anyway)
Both my gpu and CPU temps don't seem to go above 75 while gaming
I think that's pretty decent
Getting them lower will be a nice benefit
that's roughly where mine sits too, the GPU can go up to 82-83°C in very demanding loads like Portal RTX or other pathraced games in the summer
I have an Aorus Master which has a pretty significant factory OC (the highest for any AIB card), which makes it 3-4% faster than a FE
Portal RTX with 4K DLSS Transformer + 4x MFG is pure bliss
it's such a big upgrade from the 4090 for this use case (which could already run it decently)
My only option was the palit since every other variant of the 5090 was like $1k more expensive then palit for some reason
For reference, the palit gamerock 5090 was about $3k
Everything else was 4 or more
Which is pretty crazy
I hated FG on my previous 4080m as it felt like there was insane amounts of frame delay
MFG on the 5090 feels better (maybe because I'm pushing more frames) but I also feel like it doesn't make much of a difference anyway
Like when I'm hitting 160 fps, 320 or 480 really doesn't feel much different on my 240hz monitor
pushing more helps helps a lot, you want a base framerate of at least 60 FPS, ideally more
for Portal RTX, I target ~225 FPS (the Reflex FPS cap for 240 Hz) so I set the in-game FPS limiter to 56
it's not ideal in terms of latency but good enough, this isn't a competitive shooter 😛
I had about 90-120 in the finals (albeit worse settings + dlss) on the 4080m, and FG still felt godawful on it
you need an OLED to really reap the benefits of very high refresh rates, otherwise the pixels just don't refresh fast enough on a lot of monitors
Maybe it's just that DLSS 4 somehow really helps with the latency, I don't know
I know lots of people won't believe me when I can tell the difference between 240 Hz and 480 Hz on an OLED very easily, but I can 🙂
120 Hz vs 240 Hz is even more obvious, but if you know what to focus on, you should be able to tell in < 10 seconds if there's fast motion on the screen
I haven't tired anything above 360, but I could definitely tell the difference between 360 and 240, even if it wasn't that big
I'm pretty sure I would be able to distinguish 480 Hz from an hypothetical 960 Hz too, but no such monitor exists yet. 720 Hz OLED is planned for next year, but it will run in 720p in that mode
some games have high base latency, it's inherent to their engine and how it's programmed
Cyberpunk and Witcher 3 are notorious for this, even if you are pushing high framerates with no framegen and have Reflex on, latency won't be amazing
NVIDIA has a PC latency marker you can enable in the overlay, you will see it's different for different games even if you lock to the same framerate and use the same Reflex settings in all games
this is another reason why FG works best when playing with a controller, where you are less sensitive to latency
Only two more jokers, and then I can consider the roster "complete"
King Sombra will take up one slot
I always play with k&m and on the 4080m I always noticed FG and always hated it
I'll see how it goes with MFG
one of these is not like the others...
the Crab Game protagonist
RIZZ?
we do have an #1382143400975012030 channel too (though don't scroll up too much). Definitely interested in some of your reactions to certain scenes and fights 
i fucking love fist bumps
haha is that a people cannon?
this sounds like a rugby head concussion about to happen, good luck!
STEP THE FUCK UP, IT'S TIME TO DIE!
oh no! haah
video in the background "stop wasting money"

Woah how did luny get in there?
I hope so too 
it's actually a lot less purple irl, but it does look great
FUCKING BASED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd6MW-XhO5I
Title: A Way of Life
Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3 Portable
Atlus
Hope Sony wins

Yeah, Tencent can suck it, that is blatant.
Not that Sony is a "good guy" in this fight, it's billionaires vs billionaires, but they are objectively correct here to sue Tencent.
they had like an infinite number of possible ideas for what the heroine could look like, and they just had to choose something a bit too familiar 

verification cans intensify
Norman Reedus, you're our only hope!
I literally can't believe that, for once, Nintendo is actually ahead in this topic and actually allows parents multiple different ways to track and control their child's playtime and experience on the Switch instead of having to do that
Not with ID/facial recognition like it's going on now to my knowledge
but also I feel like the parental control options in the Switch are more robust than others I've come across even if they're not perfect, at least it's something
I am pretty sure Xbox does have age verification features, what's the difference there
Please drink verification can.
nintendo's age verification be like: which pokemon game was your first?
Because I am not sure Nintendo won't have to implement stuff similar to that, given the UK bill seems pretty dumb and IDK if Nintendo extra features will help them avoid it
Well assuming it doesn't
They put out a statement earlier that was basically "we understand many of you are upset but tough shit"
I wonder if people have bought Death Stranding and played enough to get access to photo mode just for this
And I'm sure most people who do play it for norman reedus, plays it because he played Daryl Dixon
who did?
The UK government. I have a picture, one sec.
I can't link the whole thing since it's on Twitter.
the uk government is run on twitter? oh god
Twitter is still the go-to for a lot of politicians and journalists, unfortunately.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdStz6NTmDI
this video alone made me want a switch 2
hurry up emulation crowd, I wanna break stuff as donkey kong
They should've never given me the power to destroy anything in this game, cause I'm gonna destroy EVERYTHING, including my sanity
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Unsure if there will be a Switch 2 emulator, considering the entire crapshoot that happened with Yuzu.
and ryujinx
Yeah, if Nintendo went that hard against Switch emulators, Switch 2 emulation will have a bumpy road ahead filled with secrecy if they want to do it at all
Has the Switch 2 even been cracked open at all?
I don't really know if it's the case but I wanna say until I'm convinced otherwise that both Switch emulators could've probably emulated Switch 2 games and that's why they went as hard as they did on both of them
Regardless even though it's not updated anymore Ryujinx works perfectly fine for pretty much all Switch games as far as I'm aware and in my experience in games as late as 2024 so the only real problem is just knowing where to find it, and I'm pretty sure internet archive had a version uploaded which is where people went to after it went down
luckily I still have mine 
it will probably happen if it's profit-driven, i.e. a shady group like EggNS did for Switch emulation on Android
but I don't expect a nonprofit(-ish) initiative anytime soon
never underestimate shady groups and their motive of profit 🙂 Remember PSVR2 support on PC before it was officially supported by Sony?
I mean, I wouldn't even say shady.
Open source groups lately have been getting the middle fingers.
So I wouldn't be surprised if this is where we are heading to.
on the other hand, Switch 2 has many similarities with the Switch 1 (especially on the CPU side), so maybe it will even be an existing emulator that's modified to support the Switch 2
it's not quite "Wii is a GameCube Pro" levels of similarity, but still
I've heard things about the online functionality on Switch 2 having some 'genuine console' verification that will lock you out for some unknown circumstances. So, if the S2 firmware is ever emulated, I'm not sure it could ever go online
it's the same for Switch 1 anyway, online play works by emulating local wireless. You never connect to NSO within an emulator
Those types of things always get sorted out
Switch 2 still has a concept of local wireless, in fact it can interoperate with Switch 1 IIRC
You just don't ever connect to the official servers, its death sentence if you do.
Well, a death sentence for an actual console. If it's emulated, you can just reset everything lol
I don't think any emulator I've used uses the interface of the actual console anyways you just directly boot the game so there's no way to ''connect'' to the official servers anyways
Your IP could be blocked for once, or could be tagged.
If you're messing around with the actual console, that's a given, any console you're hacking will be at risked of getting bricked if you do something wrong
You could also not go online after you reset, I mean. Therefore, not a death sentence
I don't really think that's a thing especially since emulated games don't connect to official servers anyways
It's almost always either some server ran by a person or just directly connecting to other players
Well I hope.
Cemu could connect to Nintendo online when it was still up, but you needed the files from a real Wii U
Pretendo wasn't as developed as it is now, so it was useful
Back when Wii U was supported or way after? That's kinda important to know
they added mario paint to nso
usb mouse needed for switch 1 owners, switch 2 owners can use the joycon 2 mouse
Unlock the artist within!
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I think this is the first time Mario Paint has been rereleased?
The video is awesome
if im not just simply fucking better idk what i am
still lost btw
and i can objectively say that it was bnecause of a shit team
Probably could’ve clutched up a little better imo 
sorry cant hear you dropped a 40 bomb so idc
ive carried my weight and then some
mfs even switched roles at the last round on the enemy team just to counter me so like
does your back hurt?
very much so in more than 1 way
That scoreboard makes me think your back must hurt from carrying so much
not just from the carrying 👴
ONE PAUNCH
Of course, of course. The most thorough mod I can find for Crypt of the Necrodancer is a pony mod. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2979392248

I wish it replaced the music as well but I guess the game already covers that with its custom music system
it's a hard game but instead of getting good I just play the mode I know with a new playlist
Doing Rum Deal https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Rum_Deal
Quest is by Anthony W, 2005. You get kidnapped by Captain Braindeath whose men take you to his island, and he asks you to make rum so the zombie pirates would stop protesting
Ingredients: stagnant water, blindweed, mind-controlling sluglings, a diseased fever spider
Sounds delicious
In the middle of the quest, the distillery gets possessed by an evil spirit, so you take a wrench to a former priest and get it blessed, then beat the shit out of the distillery, causing an evil spirit to come out and fight you
All in all, the writing and setting are pretty funny. The evil spirit is a bit too strong. I had to bring my heavy combat gear which meant I couldn't run everywhere
Captain Braindeath: Now ye stand well back and watch the glory of brewin' at its best!
Player: Is that it?
Captain Braindeath: Aye [lad/lass]! Now get outside and feed that stuff to the pirates.
Captain Braindeath: Try givin' it to the Captain, he's in charge. Get him bladdered and the rest will fall!
Captain Braindeath: Ye'll need to use that bucket of yours. Most stuff can't stand bein' in contact with our 'rum' fer too long.
Captain Braindeath: Took us a lot of dissolvin' to work that one out.
For this quest your character is holding the idiot ball, and they make them super gullible
Player: Not much that was coherent.
Player: Who is Rabid Jack?
Captain Braindeath: Rabid Jack!
Captain Braindeath: THE Rabid Jack!
Captain Braindeath: Egad...I haven't heard that name...
Captain Braindeath: ...before.
Player: So, who is he?
Captain Braindeath: Dunno [lad/lass].
Captain Braindeath: Almost as if I aren't changing subjects, well done!
Captain Braindeath: With those rottin' dogs legless they'll never keep fighting us now, so we've decided to stay here and keep the 'rum' flowin!
bleh, idiot balls aren't much fun
It's fine here because I don't care
just doing it for the EXP / Number go up thing?
nice, roughly 2/3rds done
Considering I started with the easy, short and low-requirement ones I'd say I'm about 20% done
oh wow, the later quests are that much longer ?
Not only are they longer, but they have much more extensive requirements, expecting you to spend a lot of time building up your skills
I'm doing them in the best order to minimize the amount of grinding needed to see all of them
It prioritizes quests that give EXP and don't need any levels you don't have
ahh i see, fair enough
Funny player name https://i.imgur.com/FYQJcj1.png
what's your player name?
What do you think?
Next quest: Cabin Fever
Player: Ahoy shipmate!
Bill Teach: I should have seen that comin'
Player: Cap'n! I've put ten loads of plunder in the chest, in the hold!
If the player has extra plunder on them:
Player: I even had some left over!
Bill Teach: Let me see that.
Player: Can I have those back?
Bill Teach: Have what back?
Player: Nothing...
Player: Are we all done now?
Bill Teach: Not yet! Let's give em a blast with the cannon before we leave!
Player: How, the cannon is broken.
Bill Teach: Alright [lad/lass], try and stay with me on this one.
Bill Teach: See, there is a secret technique for making things that be broken right again.
Bill Teach: We call this magical process...repairin'.
This one is 2006, also by Anthony W. Writing is still funny
With writing that good his surname should be writing
Game lost successfully.
Were you GnW or Mallio
gnw
you mean the up B (parachute)?
oh that was your up b
“Hey, I’m supposed to do the up-b at the end!” - mario
I did this to a Bayonetta at around 30% once
needs more side-b
i've really been into watching Smash U highlight reels lately. https://youtu.be/GJ2wtbgXHgc
Y'all wanted Smash Montages? Well, enjoy this one then! :]
Super Paper Mario is nowhere near one of my favourite games, but it's still a thousand times better than Sticker Sh*t and Color Trash. Plus, I ended up referencing this entire game lol. I've seen a lot of ppl wanting to see G&W, so I hope I didn't disappoint with this one.
Follow my Twi...
I had a feeling it would happen
Time to do Heroes' Quest https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Heroes'_Quest
The Heroes' Quest is a quest that gives access to the Heroes' Guild in Burthorpe, by completing the guildmaster's rigorous initiation test.
Note: This quest requires another player to complete. Players may use the Grouping interface's "Join" button on the Shield of Arrav category to enter a chat-channel for finding a partner.
In order to join the Heroes' Guild, you need to acquire three things:
- A fire feather from a bird that only lives on the pacifist religious island of Entrana.
- An eel that lives in lava.
- The armband of a master thief.
It's one of the quests that require you to do all sorts of things to finish it, including cooperate with another player
For the eel, I had to talk to a fishing expert, who advised me to coat a fishing rod in snail oil to make it survive the lava, then I traversed the taverley dungeon, going into the den of blue dragons, and caught one there
For the armband, I had to steal a specific antique for the Black Arm Gang. I did that by collaborating with another player to assassinate the person who has the relevant keys and then taking one copy of the antique for me and one for them
funny to think of the era when people thought gnw was a bottom-tier character at launch
Now we're talking
For the fire feather, I had to kill the ice queen of white mountain and take her ice gloves so I can handle the bird. Once I got those, it was easy to put my weapons and armor in the bank and head to Entrana, then beat up a defenseless brd
The Heroes' guild is pretty nice to have access to. It has a captive blue dragon you can fight, some rare minerals to mine, a place where you can charge amulets of glory so they can warp you for free, and teaches you how to wield dragon battleaxes and maces
Feels like it should have more people in it though
🧛 Half human, half vampire, you know his name — Blade.
Almost a century ago, Eric Brooks was born of two worlds: the light of his mother's embrace and the dark of the vampire that attacked her. After embracing his existence as a dhampir, he became the Daywalker, the ultimate vampire hunter, combining unmatched combat skills and unwaverin...
I love the Vergil reference at the end of this

So i finished first DKC and it was..... really solid , I really enjoyed graphics and this jugnle/untamed wilds atmosphere it has , music is amazing but a good chunk of levels felt.... filler a bit ? Not bad just sorta there , the difficulty spikes too game sometimes goes from easy or mid dif to.......snow barrel blast and the bosses were all kinda bad except K Rool , all in all , great game , but ngl i am really exited to play 2 and 3 now
@random steppe SILKSONG IN 14 MINUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
This time for sure
if silksong is announced today I will give everyone who upfrierens this message nine million dollars
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If there is a game I don't undertstand why it's so beloved its definitely Katamari
lol
Eliot The Adventurer looks cool
...Octopath 3?
There is not a Silksong announcement what?
Next time for sure
No Silksong??
Octopath Traveler Zero.
That is a LOT of characters...
Time to go to the Silksong subreddit to bask in the meltdown
the new tune they have for nintendo direct goes so fkn hard
Welp, Silksingers get the "Fell For It Again" award for the zillionth time. 
Anyway, I'm off to bed
i remember one time watching a streamer react to a nintendo direct and one of the people in the streamer's voice call said that square enix likes to pull jrpgs out of their ass
i am not making this up
Wild lol
finally
Players die so much the devs added a loot run where you can't kill the enemy, so you just.. Loot
wait, what do you mean "you can't kill the enemy?" is it like you can't shoot at all?
Oh neat the first re pac was great
Like the original pacman world games were....fine , pretty good even but these re pac remakes bring enough features to make them really good
Ceasefire, basically
oh interesting, were people just unable to play because t hey'd run out of resources/gear?
Idk that was a joke
oh. T_T
re-PAC 👩🍳 🥄
(if you know, you know :P)
😭
what's the context here?
I wish I was that good at ULTRAKILL
wait of the world is considered one of, if not the hardest level in the game. and ULTRAKILL is known for needing a high level of skill
so, i beat this level finally after hours and hours with a P-Rank, basically having a great time, big style points and clearing the whole stage in terms of enemies. on violent difficulty (harder than standard, the normal difficulty)
i still feel i'm just average at ULTRAKILL tbh but that's because its skill ceiling is basically infinite
so there are hundreds of thousands better than me (based on my cyber grind stats and the stuff i see on youtube)
Battlefield 6 multiplayer reveal stream https://www.youtube.com/live/c_BRbvYxgOY?si=ecvmF_0ZQfVRFzv_
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Beta dates
"Hideo Kojima says he won't play the MGS 3 remake, mentions he knows loads of ways to kill people, doesn't elaborate, leaves" 
congrats! nice work
@little badger yo, i'm watching a stream of bf6 now, this looks way better than I was expecting hahah
the map seems small for battlefield, but that might just be this particular map for streaming action
what did you think of what you've seen so far, apart from the shotgun thing
I hope it's good
it's official, Godot is the modding tool for Battlefield 6. 😛
https://youtu.be/92CHDiFW0wA?t=184
Battlefield 6 launches worldwide on October 10.
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Experience intense warfare across global locations, from Egypt to Brooklyn and Tajikistan. Explore with nine maps, including a revamped Operation Firestorm from Battlefield 3, with modes ...
Just watched the Katamari trailer and heard Chelmico rapping in the background and I was sold
I want to buy Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3, it looks fun
I want to actually try and learn a fighting game for once
do keep in mind that UMvC is most likely a discord fighter by ths point, so you will be playing primarily against experienced players and in game matchmaking will likely be dead
True
UMVC3 just so happens to be one of the poorest decisions if you're a beginner/trying to get into fighting games 
Unless you just want to do single player content but for fighting games a lot of the appeal and most of the fun is in the multiplayer and the actual fighting against a human opponent
but I mean, beating up Galactus is fun too
yeah, for active multiplayer only current recomendations would be sf6, MAYBE ggst if the fucking floor system isnt dogshit anymore, and tekken 8
actually nah take tekken out of the list fuck that game
from which aspect?
To some degree I want to say FighterZ but I'm not sure
I literally don't know about Tekken I never played Tekken games
ah
all I know is the movelists give me a headache but I also realize anyone seeing a SF6 movelist that doesn't play fighting games would also get a headache from that
well from my experience, it is active and p much always will be through its entire lifespan, the problems arise from gameplay mechanics for me mostly and developers handling of it
has an issue with 50/50s being too problematic
adds 2 new characters that are mainly about 50/50s
I want to say out of all the MVC games, Infinite is probably the most beginner friendly game, and it got a little player boost with the mod that Maximilian & co. worked on
they released an update for that game recently I don't know if it messed up the mod or if it was an actual content update but out of all MVC games, that's probably the one to go with for beginners, it's also 2v2 instead of 3v3 which may be easier to get into
I do want SF6
SF6 is a good choice
god i hate myself for playing pdiva on switch before cuz now playing with more reasonable input lag feels weird as shit, and i dont think i can use the dlc that i spent money on prior 
Capcom is having a sale bus SF6 isnt part of it😔
SF6 is a live service game, it's probably why
it has plenty of sales still usually
the term "Discord fighter" will never not be funny to me for some reason, not sure why
maybe it's because I wonder what we called those before Discord was around...
Skype fighter? 👀
Not really dead
Just exclusive to LAN sessions/local tournaments
SF4 had an arcade release
By SFV, games being played online mainly was already a thing
god im fucking rusty, havent touched the game or a ds4 in around 3-4 years 👴
had a fucking low E rank on this song a few years back
nah this is vile one of my favorite songs isnt even included in the base game
and they want fucking 35$ to have songs that were in the previous games from like 2016-2017
Yoooo, road redemption next week? 
https://vm.vxtiktok.com/ZNdHHC4S3/
The graphics for FF7 remake part 3 look amazing, but I'm not entirely sure about the story here...

I like that you can pull someone and revive them in safety
hate to admit I'm looking forward to BF6 :V
I hope some of the very small maps return for chaotic matches
Weird m16
brain surgery is canon in RS?


now to play wind waker
next holiday, perhaps


