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visual hill
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with this information, it's possible to have much more realistic reflections than before (typically, only a specular map was used, with no information on per-pixel roughness)

fresh bane
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Oh god no

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physics diagrams flutterwaaaugh

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my worst enemy

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I don't remember where I got this piece of info from, but I remember being amazed when I found out that whenever games have some sort of sphere like object with a reflection like that, they almost always use a generic image for the reflection or a screenshot of the area that it cycles through when you move through the area a little bit

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I think I remember it from learning about the reflection on the sniper scope in Counter Strike

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Maybe it's just a Valve thing

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so is there a reason why you wouldn't use PBR ever when making a game?

slim thorn
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my impression was it's become standard now that specs and tools have improved enough anyone can do it

fresh bane
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That's what I was thinking too but I wasn't sure

slim thorn
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one of my favorites is that room in Silent Hill 2 with the mirror filling almost the whole wall, where apparently they just copy-pasted the whole room and coded a 2nd player object to copy your movements lol

fresh bane
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that's probably the one I remember the most too from watching SH2 related videos back in 2017 ish, the fact that it's a separate NPC copying your movements somehow makes it creepier

visual hill
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cubemaps were all the rage in the early 2000s, they were used both for reflections and skies (skyboxes)

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they're still used today, except we use parallax correction to make box-shaped rooms have more accurate reflections

slim thorn
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ok here's a stupid question

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skyboxes are never actually boxes, right?

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shouldn't it be skysphere? skyball? skyorb?

visual hill
visual hill
slim thorn
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o

visual hill
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modern games will prefer using dual paraboloid maps instead (which are images with a 2:1 aspect ratio that map to a sphere), these have more distortion at the top/bottom but are easier to wrangle your mind around. It's also only one file to distribute instead of 6 (although some specialized formats like DDS can pack a cubemap into a single file)

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these are also called HDRIs (for "HDR images"...) and are used to provide lighting for 3D rendering in general, even offline rendering in say, Blender

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most games don't make you look straight up or down towards the sky, so the distortion is hard to see

visual hill
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it's possible to fly the camera outside the sky dome, which makes the whole scene look rather eerie

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on another note, I finished reinstalling Halo: MCC and am playing a bit of the CE campaign

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it's a lot more enjoyable now that I got the sniper rifle

fresh bane
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funnily enough, halo doesn't have a sky box, it has a sky ring rarityduhrling

slim thorn
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spacebox

cerulean herald
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just beat Rusted Moss ccloudypog

-# goddamn it was tedious at times abflat

fresh bane
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So PatStaresAt (most people will probably know him as AngriestPat or just Pat from Two Best Friends Play) has also gotten into Umamusume, and he has a child now, and he's taken extreme care in not really letting his child get his brain irreparably rotted from exposure to any type of super high stimulus videos or games or anything, unfortunately he lowered his guard with the horsies and the child got to see a bit of the horses racing and doing their thing and now seems to want to see more of that everytime he's with Paige (Pat's wife) watching his stream, and it's possibly the most incredibly funny turn of events I can think of
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quiet swift
fresh bane
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Just saw a clip of a streamer whipping himself yelling at the top of his lungs for Goldship to win the race (she ended up 2nd)
this horse racing thing is serious

cerulean herald
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what is the gameplay like, I know its about horses racing, tho what do you as the player have to do?

river veldt
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gacha shit idk

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i watched NorthernLion play it and i'm gonna be honest i had zero idea what was happening lmao

fresh bane
# cerulean herald what is the gameplay like, I know its about horses racing, tho what do you as th...

It's a mix of basically training a specific horse girl for a specific event, raising their stats and managing their day to day training with some other events in the middle that are more visual novel esque with different interactions between the horse girls, but the main ''meat'' of the gameplay that you're actually interacting with is that you're basically raising and preparing the horse girl for that specific race event, and there's also gacha involved of course

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a lot of people that don't really vibe with the anime stuff will usually skip the win concerts and the interactions in between and just go straight for training and watching the race play out

quiet swift
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Or you could go to the true horse racing game.
Japan World Cup.

fresh bane
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I've seen some people throw around other horse racing game recommendations especially those that are against the gacha aspect but honestly a lot of the draw about Umamusume is the fact that you get to hang out with your favourite horse girls too so that's definitely a big aspect of it, if you don't enjoy that then you basically don't enjoy a good 50% of the game already

fresh bane
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also random and only tangentially gaming related but I think the actual real Liam Triforce just liked my Sunset Shimmer fanart and I don't know what to do with this information twiwtf

cerulean herald
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thats insane izzyooh

chilly mural
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that's awesome

river veldt
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i didn't know Avatar and TMNT were going to be in the new Sonic racing game

bitter stream
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yeah, so is Hatsune Miku

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it's kinda wild

fresh bane
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Heavy from TF2 was in All Star Racing Transformed

river veldt
green fulcrum
bitter stream
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might as well post this I think

river veldt
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this game has a crazy roster lol

bitter stream
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yeah yeah, though, I hope it isn't really expensive haha

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Idk if I can justify Mario Kart level prices

river veldt
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$70 for standard and $90 for digital deluxe tavitired

bitter stream
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oh no raritysad

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Ah well, maybe on a sale in a few years

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then again, even 40% off would still be too expensive

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why the heck is it this much?

fresh bane
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I think the only Sonic game I paid full price on release for was Shadow Gens

bitter stream
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how was Shadow Generations?

fresh bane
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Approximately this good

bitter stream
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πŸ‘ that's good to know, thanks

fresh bane
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For a real answer though I think it's legitimately some of the best modern Sonic level design and gameplay that there is and I'm gonna be so bummed if any subsequent Sonic games don't follow up on this level of quality

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It made me interested enough on the game to want to S rank everything with my best possible times and made me stress out for like 2 hours because one of the final levels is so tight about the execution and shortcuts to get an S rank I was sweating at how hard I was trying so any game that gets me to do that I think is pretty good
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cunning galleon
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... deep breaths, neo ... deep breaths

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katyusha not by my side today

dense crypt
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i want to play war thunder for the air battles, they're a lot of fun but i dont like how long it takes to get new planes

cunning galleon
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pretty long

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air rb is pretty boring

wind stump
astral steeple
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πŸŽ‚

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Rocket league turns 10 years old today

gaunt marten
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This is why you don't just have automatically updating prices.

wind stump
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Why not? ShinobuQuestion

gaunt marten
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Because the text became wrong

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They should also have made the text change dynamically

slim thorn
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video essayist, mostly about Nintendo franchises

cunning galleon
visual hill
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but the animation was kept, so he will flip an invisible cigarette

visual hill
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oh that reminds me, it's been 10 years today since I got the baccalaureate

cunning galleon
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I audibly gasped at this

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Congratulations my haru urara

uneven epoch
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tehee, i love u emerald randomizer. time for some silly again

static bluff
cunning galleon
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I love umamusume but i need to learn how to properly use the styles and when to use them

random steppe
cunning galleon
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I watched one of gold ship's 2015 race and cheered for him 😭

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I don't like to gamble money but I'd legitimately go to a horse derby race just to watch

fresh bane
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Good news, Stop Killing Games is working
Bad news, it's working too good, they're now pushing back against it lol

static bluff
unreal idol
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I'm out of the loop, what is this?

static bluff
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Stop Killing Games is a government petition.

unreal idol
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Ahh. How many does that make now

cerulean herald
unreal idol
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Good luck

astral steeple
unreal idol
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That's a hard uphill battle

cunning galleon
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I think they won too hard

unreal idol
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Unfortunately online petitions have a history of doing nothing

static bluff
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It is very difficult to weave this conversation into chat in this server without it turning extremely divisive and political very fast.

unreal idol
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With the current political climate that doesn't surprise me

quiet swift
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It's not an online petition like change.org that makes no guarantees of any action, this is something that is directly sent to the EU governing body (maybe not exactly governing body but some division of it), so they WILL take a look at this now that there's been enough signatures. Whether they THEN take any action remains to be seen

unreal idol
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Ooohhh its EU

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Thought it was US; it may actually have a chance

cerulean herald
static bluff
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Wild, huh?

minor gorge
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They are more referring to the digressions from that specific topic.

fresh bane
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Yeah I'm not sharing for the actual EU political talk just for the update on how things are going

green fulcrum
quiet swift
fresh bane
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Yeah, that's what differentiated SKG from any other random online petition from before, and it seems like it's working considering they're actually pushing back against SKG with some big name publishers being pretty against it and in the response Ross goes through in the video I shared a part he didn't quite mention is that in one part of the response they straight up just say that this passing would be bad because if games stop shutting down people are gonna be less inclined to buy new games, which is pretty wild to me

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If it hurts it means it's working! rdwut

green fulcrum
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Not sure why they have the clickbaity image there

fresh bane
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I saw that but apparently it's a policy thing from 2023

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So it's true but not exactly new new iirc

green fulcrum
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Oh

random steppe
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I feel like this highly depends on the game if that's a problem or not

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Because arguably, if the copy of the game is literally rendered unplayable, if they are just saying "listen, we don't want this to be sold to someone who doesn't know that it's not playable anymore, and then they call our tech support en masse trying to figure out they were scammed"
Which I feel is a fair concern, but also, maybe a bit much, maybe just add that you can't sell it once the game is closed.

gaunt marten
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If a copy of a game is literally rendered unplayable, you should be able to keep it for archival purposes

random steppe
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I agree, which is why I said it's too heavy handed as a measure, but I understand the problem it's trying to solve if that's the rasoning behind it

gaunt marten
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Yeah, the justification doesn't really matter here as much as the actual effect does

random steppe
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This does sound like one of the measures that they are likely going to enforce only in the cases in which the game was used to scam someone.

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But yeah

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Bunch of bricked CDs going around I could see being a problem.
Mind you, a problem of their own creation by making online only games so I don't have a whole bunch of sympathy to spare in the first place.

slim thorn
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sounds like this is one of those situations where we need way more context and details than we actually have to judge whether it's good or bad, and the clickbaity headline/embed/etc is clearly not providing that

random steppe
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If it's in single player games it's also pretty shit

slim thorn
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mm-hmm, exactly the kind of detail I mean

random steppe
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Which is why I said it depends on which games this clause is.

slim thorn
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e.g. if this is just their boilerplate EULA legalese that they don't want to rewrite for every single game, much less risk having to update if they add/remove online features in later updates, then maybe that's harmless

random steppe
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I'm also pretty sure this isn't enforceable in like, most countries

slim thorn
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tbc I'm not going to click the article since the embed alone convinces me it will not attempt to answer most of these important questions to make it possible to reach a conclusion about whether this is actual news or just the clickbait it appears to be

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if a source I trusted was talking about this then I'd be happy to learn the details

random steppe
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Okay that I buy a license to the game so I don't have right to mantain access to the servers, but you bet that Ubisoft can't force me to destroy my property, which is the goddamn game disk

fresh bane
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here's the actual line they added for the EULA btw

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hold on, a little bigger

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It's mostly in case you break the user agreement thing, but it does say that it also applies if they ever stop offering or supporting the product too

random steppe
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No way this is enforceable I would bet

slim thorn
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it does seem like a strange sentence, but I'd need a lawyer's opinion on what the practical effect of this is, whether it's enforceable anywhere, or if it's one of those things where the legalese sounds like X to any layperson but actually means Y to a lawyer

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like, obviously this doesn't work if they have no way of telling me about the "termination", which they won't for a single player game played offline

gaunt marten
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"At any time we like we can turn our servers off, brick your console, and send a guy to your house to kick you in the stomach"

random steppe
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Like, let's say I play Siege (I don't, I don't hate myself quite enough) and I get Banned for whatever reason.
Sure they can ban me but like, you bet I'm selling that disk as used at that point, there is no way they can compel me to destroy it, it's real weird that they think they could.

bitter stream
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Siege was fun, I used to play it a fair bit. also Ixrec, Castlevania Order of Ecclesia is up on GDQ atm if that's of i nterest

slim thorn
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IIUC it's still unclear if "clickwrap" EULAs hold any legal weight to begin with, so I'm dubious about any strong claims about the practical impact of specific lines in them

random steppe
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I mean it's a contract so it holds some weigh

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As long as it doesn't infringe on any rights

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Or other regulations

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This makes me wonder if the main reason it's in there is to try to compel some ban evaders that find ways around a million bans

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It's an interesting puzzle, trying to figure out what exactly they were trying to do with it

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Like, the guy that uses vpn to connect to the server, has a new disk every week and rotate accounts to play the game, you can go "listen, by the eula you have to destroy every copy of the game you will ever own" and see if they can use it stop them that way

gaunt marten
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A license agreement is a contract but contracts are not enforceable in full all that often. In order for it to be enforceable, it has to be clear, offer an exchange where both sides have something to give and take, be specific, it should cover the full exchange without any strings attached off-contract, the obligations must be possible, specific and defined, the terms are somewhat fair, and many other conditions

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It happens a lot that a contract is enforced until someone argues that it shouldn't be, and persuades the court to see their point

random steppe
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Oh yeah, and given how often the eula are just skipped and everyone involved is aware of that, it's probably it's the kind of contract that would be easiest to overturn.
But it has some weight, it's not completely meaningless, a company could hold you accountable for breach of contract if the reason they cite is something that it's obvious enough it'd be in there you would be reasonably aware of it even without reading it.

slim thorn
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yeah, it's probably enough to at least reach judgements like "we did not violate the consumer's rights when we banned them for posting [REDACTED] in public chat"

random steppe
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If they sneak in there something like "if the CEO of ubisoft needs a kidney you agree to be the donor" it's probably something that it wouldn't hold up in court.

quartz pawn
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Happy 25th anniversary to FF9!

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green fulcrum
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Here's to another 25 years of this masterpiece. πŸ₯‚

Now would be an excellent time to announce a remake, Square Enix...

fresh bane
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...but have it be an actual remake this time please

green fulcrum
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And not ARPG, I don't like ARPGs. They're just action games with more steps. Give me my turn-based JRPG FF9 remake, please and thank you.

slim thorn
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one of these days we're going to have to fill out the rest of the alphabet like BRPG, DRPG, ERPG...

bitter stream
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Dwarf RPG. Bee Rocket Proppeled Grenade(it explodes into bees)

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RRPG: Roguelike RPG

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Did FF9 have a fun turn based combat system?

fresh bane
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I know there's a very popular mod to make FF9 strictly turn based because it was doing the whole active time battle thing where it's turn based but on real time

slim thorn
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uh, maybe? I didn't have much trouble with 7 or 9, but I've never really found a turn-based combat system that I intrinsically liked in isolation, only as part of a larger experience where I'm not sure what else would've worked

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yeah 7 was also ATB

bitter stream
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fair enough

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I enjoyed the Gamecube Lord of the Rings RPG, that was turn based, had some neat buff effects and such

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called > The Lord of the Rings: The Third Age apparently

arctic fern
dense crypt
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Bug pizza, synthetic meat, mix and match soda, and the immense rarity of actual animal meat

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It doesnt seem all that appetizing but also, it might not be that bad

arctic fern
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If you live in an independent, hyper dense city, surrounded by desert and little fresh water, you wouldn't have a lot of choice

dense crypt
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Sorry, shouldve thought of that

arctic fern
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Why are you sorry?

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You're allowed to not think of things

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I just think the detail of this in games universe has just for food options is awesome

dense crypt
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I want to try a Manticore

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And one of those hot dogs

arctic fern
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I wanna try an xxl burrito
It's big

dense crypt
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also i find it fucked up and funny that cocaine(?) is just a fun little thing you can pick up at your local market

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SWEET SWEET SWEET CLEAN SPEED

arctic fern
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Mr whiteys? I'm pretty sure those are just candy
...I hope they are

dense crypt
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in the animated commercials you see the dude snorting up a line of the stuff

arctic fern
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Oh nooooooo

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My last char hates me then

quartz pawn
bitter stream
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yooo! You played it too?

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that's so cool

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I'd be tempted to emulate it but like... I dont' know how to do so safely haha

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I really don't want to accidentally download a virus

rotund forge
visual hill
visual hill
quiet swift
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JeRPG, or Final Francetasy

quartz pawn
bitter stream
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ah ok! thanks for the heads up

astral steeple
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Can it be midnight est already lol

Peak is almost playable finally

river veldt
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vinny is playing the horse game

gaunt marten
river veldt
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wait i didn't know the horse girls were based off real horseys

cunning galleon
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My favorite horse is gold ship

river veldt
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i like vodka i think

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she's a very beautiful horsey

cunning galleon
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I like all of them ngl

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Look at her

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And him

river veldt
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omgggg the anime girl Vodka has the real Vodka's blaze on her hair

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that's a quality horse

cunning galleon
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All of them like have those features in their hair

river veldt
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i love that

cunning galleon
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Special week has that white spot on her hair as is irl

fresh bane
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I think it's funny that that specific detail is one of the first things pretty much everyone learns about the game

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it was made by some real horse racing addicts

cunning galleon
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Yea the hair is the 2nd thing i notice, the first one is they're real horses

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Some don't get the feature though

quiet swift
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Yes, but it's clearly not the superior horse racing game

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"Absolute insanity" doesn't even begin to describe these races

cunning galleon
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Excuse me what is this

gaunt marten
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I don't know. What am I looking at?

chilly mural
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hornse

toxic seal
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Tokai Teio you fuckin dork

fresh bane
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I've hired this horse to stare at you

cerulean herald
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how many hors girls are in the game

toxic seal
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At least 1

plain harbor
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Teio's energy was just great in her season of Umamusume. She was getting up there in the first season, too, but Golshi took the top spot for me there. Related, I dunno if I'll download the game on my phone. I tend to not pay attention then lose interest after a short while with gacha stuff.

toxic seal
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People are ready to go to war for these horses

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Also something about Bakushin

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BAKUSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

cunning galleon
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I will go to war for my horse girls

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My special week absolutely gapped everyone in her debut

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.... In 9th place

toxic seal
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The game will not be one I will be picking up. It is right up my alley with the cute horse girls but the gacha and other mechanics simply do not interest me in the "I want to play" capacity.

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So I will watch vtubers lose their minds over horse girls instead rdwut

cunning galleon
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I can't watch anything live πŸ˜”

plain harbor
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I am, however, going to get the PC version of Stellar Blade and also Clair Obscur because it looks cool.

cerulean herald
cunning galleon
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Yea i can

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I mean the vtubers i want to watch i probably need someone else to translate a vod

cunning galleon
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They say I'd just win if i spam training speed on sakura o bakushin

cunning galleon
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Ok that strategy actually works

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Bakushins her way into ura semi finals

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Out of 16 races she won 11, and in the other 5 she placed 2nd

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I tried her at a daily race and she fucking smokes them so much that the distance between her (she's 1st) and 2nd place is just called Distance

slim thorn
cunning galleon
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So gold ship drop kicks because the real horse likes to kick everything

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Watched one of his races and he did not want to go into one of the stalls

slim thorn
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unironically I have read that exact factoid about Gold Ship rdsnrk

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on top of the infamous stall entrance/exit fails

cunning galleon
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Does she only do this in major goal wins

cunning galleon
gaunt marten
cunning galleon
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Yea exactly, it's a factoid and i think its just accepted that the real reason why gold ship drop kicks you if she placed 1st is because of the temper tantrums the real gold ship has

slim thorn
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ok, tbc when I said that I was thinking of comments from people familiar with the real horse races talking about irl Golshi, as part of other posts that made it clear they were directly familiar and not just copy-pasting stuff from elsewhere

young creek
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the burning crusade

visual hill
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@bitter stream ^

quiet swift
quartz pawn
chilly mural
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I did not know they stopped making Wiis with game cube controller ports

visual hill
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they stopped including some GameCube hardware that allowed for GameCube compatibility

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not just controller ports IIRC

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(backcompat on the Wii is not emulation)

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the Wii is a GameCube Pro πŸ™‚

quartz pawn
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Lower production costs because wii was an amazing seller.

wind stump
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PoV: Kazuya showing off his babysitting skills

fresh bane
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The wii mini has even less, it's just a square that you put wii discs in, no wifi at all and no sd card slot either, and no compontent video compatibility either

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Pretty tempted to swap out his family edition for an og wii model one of these days, the wii is cool but the GameCube has so many goodies, having a console to do both is basically a goldmine for a kid

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And modding a wii isn't exactly hard anyway

visual hill
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the Wii is the definitive way to play GameCube on original hardware, it's what nearly all Melee players (including tournaments) use at this point since it's easier to mod

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and you get fewer framerate drops thanks to the faster hardware. Some 60 FPS mods become possible like Mario Sunshine

rotund forge
fresh bane
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Fortunately people here sell their used wiis with all the little knick knacks and everything for pretty cheap, definitely much cheaper than what I got the 2DS I gifted my nephew for
Only problem is a lot of people sell their consoles already modded, which would be a good thing, except I kinda would like to do all that stuff myself, I already know how the process goes for modding a wii or a 3ds but I never really looked at how to undo it cocothink

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of course I could always just buy an already modded one and just delete the games I don't want and put the ones I want in there too but I always worry about the software being outdated or something

slim thorn
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nice, I'm finally gonna learn wtf actually happens in these games

green fulcrum
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@unreal idol Thoughts? rdsnrk

unreal idol
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4 hours

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Oh I am listening to this at work tomorrow

plain harbor
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More hackers in Galactic Assault in Battlefront II. Ugh.

quiet swift
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Like, at very first glance almost realistic

quiet swift
cunning galleon
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yea hide behidn there vro

wind stump
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What an innovative genre!

gaunt marten
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Supposedly the chance is 6/128, or about 4.7%

wind stump
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I Wanna Be The Maid

river veldt
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so

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im interested in Expedition 33 but i need to know, is it turn based ?

toxic seal
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Yes

river veldt
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damn

toxic seal
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I was very incorrectly soured on it being turn based as well but I ended up not caring and even enjoying the turn based combat

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I have no idea why I recoil at turn based combat for every other game but in PokΓ©mon I'm just like "oh yeah cool no prob"

river veldt
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don't worry i'm the same exact way lmao

gaunt marten
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Final fantasy 7 is secretly turn based under the hood

toxic seal
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E33 and Dragon Quest XI are the only non-PokΓ©mon turn based combat games I've played in recent memory

cunning galleon
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that's the spirit

cerulean herald
cunning galleon
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Her other stats may be horrible but what matters is bakushin

toxic seal
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Just poured everything into speed lol

cunning galleon
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Yea like only speed for sakura bakushin o

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And she just can't stop winning

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She only lost once, and she was 2nd place because i didn't make her front

toxic seal
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With that much speed seems like she just can't stop period

#

Race ends and she just keeps going

cunning galleon
#

I do want to get her to SS+ on speed

#

Like... Just pure speed

#

No horse girl just Bakushin and Speed left

cerulean herald
cunning galleon
#

Almost thought the little one was gonna smoke me

#

Was too close for comfort

slim thorn
static bluff
slim thorn
#

admittedly, Fire Emblem works for a lot better for me than what people typically have in mind with "turn-based combat"

#

and when I watched Persona 5 I was surprised at how, even to me, it was obviously a way more engaging system than the old FFs I formed my mental stereotype from

hushed onyx
#

Meanwhile, I don’t know why people would be bothered by turn-based systems. rdshrug

fickle garnet
#

Same tbh

slim thorn
#

"bothered" might be overstating it

#

for me "typical turned-based J/CRPG combat" is just not interesting; it was something I did to get to the end of FF7 and 9 but it has no intrinsic appeal

#

occasionally it's a frustrating obstacle but usually it just bored me

fickle garnet
wind stump
slim thorn
#

I wasn't even trying for that izzynothoughtsheadempty

wind stump
#

Are you playing on Heroic or Legendary?

visual hill
#

I didn't get to the beach level yet

#

(the one you see all the time in retrospective videos)

fickle garnet
#

I finished act 1 of Ultrakill. Ngl I kinda forgot I had it

bitter stream
#

how was it?

river veldt
#

got Bayonetta 1 and 2

slim thorn
#

heroic co-op

fickle garnet
arctic fern
astral steeple
toxic seal
#

Subnautica 2's early access has been delayed to 2026, seemingly to avoid paying out $250M in bonuses to the dev teams they were about to earn in mere days for meeting other targets

#

Fuck Krafton

quiet swift
quiet swift
#

And the sound and visual design for parrying feels so good

toxic seal
#

So Krafton made that $250M, it's now just not going to the people who made the other games

quiet swift
#

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toxic seal
#

Presumably it will be snapped up by execs who scooped up Unknown Worlds Studios to capitalize on their success. Getting paid to do literally nothing

quiet swift
#

Cap: basically, get the game sweetiestareintensifies

river veldt
#

it's too late ! i got Bayonetta instead rdsnrk

quiet swift
proud warren
#

gunπŸ§™β€β™€οΈ

rugged flax
#

oh right the steam sale ends at 10 am Pacific tomorrow morning
i should buy anything i still want before it ends

quiet swift
#

Buy ALL the things!

proud warren
#

I don't get payed until the following day Sad

rugged flax
#

y'all have poisoned my discovery queue
the horse girl game is in there wheeze

proud warren
#

good thing my queue hasn't been sabotaged yet

#

... I don't think

#

lemme check actually

rugged flax
#

i ain't ever installing it though
because Ring 0 AC is never touching my computer

proud warren
#

nope, still clean isaac_happy

light gate
#

Also got that horse game all over Twitch, YT, and social media. Decided to download it on my phone, and I already forgot what the tutorial told me to do. Probably gonna delete.

#

There are so many menus, and I have no idea what these characters are or why I should care. Also apparently the game came out four years ago and it just got translated.

#

So its a "new" game.

river veldt
#

but the cute horse girls

light gate
#

Its just anime.

#

They all look the same to me.

#

Discord react emoji ui moment.

quiet swift
#

And the ousted leads say that it's pretty much ready for early access but it's now being delayed...

wind stump
#

Fun horse fact:
Male horses in Ume have decorations on their left ear, while female ones have a decoration on their right ear.

cunning galleon
#

this is not always the case but most of the time it is

#

male horses as in their counterparts irl*

wind stump
#

yes

cunning galleon
#

umamusume fact:
some people may be confused of why special week looks up to silence suzuka , but..

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in a tenno sho autumn race, suzuka got injured and was euthanised

#

the same jockey raced in the same race but with special week and won

#

in the end, he said that he felt like silent suzuka was with him

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and gave them a boost

#

and thats why in the anime they are yuri

wind stump
#

average gacha player:

wind stump
wind stump
gaunt marten
#

The rune pickaxe I have gives me three ticks per attempt, and my skill gives me 23.05% chance to mine a coal every attempt. This gives me a rough expected time of two hours per thousand coal rocks

#

If I get so unlucky that I'm in the 99.9% worse case scenario, the time jumps to thirteen hours for a thousand rocks

#

The fact that there are only four rocks and the respawn time of each is 30 seconds, this caps me to an effective time of 7.5 seconds per rock unless I hop worlds. If I don't want to switch servers repeatedly, this method stops being viable at around ~65 mining

quiet swift
little badger
#

@green fulcrum

green fulcrum
#

Aw dang...RIP. I heard about this via Pokemon channels, but I didn't know he also voiced Vector.

little badger
#

I just heard about it

#

But yeah he voiced vector

fickle garnet
#

This game looks insane

#

Genuinely the most realistic looking game I've seen

fresh bane
#

Fun fact, if you look up to the night sky || Kojima's face will show up in one of the constellations ||

astral steeple
#

Jeez another EA game's servers shutting down

wind stump
#

was it too hard to put the name of the game in the title?

fickle garnet
#

I hate when articles do that

toxic seal
green fulcrum
#

You know, I just realized something: despite its courses being very wide and often very open and large, Mario Kart World doesn't have the 200cc option, even though it would fit perfectly. That feels like a missed opportunity.

arctic fern
#

maybe that can be patched in later?

wind stump
toxic seal
#

You are 7 million steps ahead of most internet users

wind stump
#

No click today, biatch!~

toxic seal
#

Who would begin with the question: "What's a URL?"

wind stump
#

By all means, continue to heap praise upon me

toxic seal
#

Anime men and women would like you

little badger
#

us: we have plenty of storage

Bungie : hold my engram

fickle garnet
quiet swift
little badger
#

That’s how much storage the game will be when fully installed

toxic seal
#

The plot thickens, but now stuff is getting lost in hearsay and dubious links to "proof" that Krafton or the ousted Unknown Worlds leaders are at fault

green fulcrum
#

If Krafton is telling the truth here, it is extremely scummy that the three executives took 90% of the $250 million for themselves. But that's only if they're telling the truth, which we have no reason to believe at this time. It's all "he said, she said" at the moment.

Until hard, undeniable proof comes out that one or both parties are at fault, the best thing that can be done is to simply keep boycotting the game, or at least the studio.

smoky sonnet
toxic seal
#

Yeah I will not be touching this game now, a hard fall from my eariler opinion of "hop in early access the second it's available to support the devs"

smoky sonnet
#

the current game is 150gb, and i can only assume the reason everything is double is because it redownloads the whole game on account of major system changes

#

so there's both the old version, and then an encrypted new version waiting for servers to say its time to install

quiet swift
#

(though that post is one sided without mention of the post that you mentioned, i think)

arctic fern
#

that doesnt have the new info yeah

#

godamn what a shitshow

toxic seal
#

So Krafton admits that there were $250M in bonuses to be paid but they claim that 90% of it was earmarked for the ousted UW leads with the expectation that the money would be incentive to continue great leadership, but they claim that they kinda fucked off with the money and decided to focus on other things... which contradicts what one of the leads said, that as far as they know their release was sudden and with little reasoning. Now, they didn't say anything about receiving any bit of the $250M but reasoning for that is only speculation.

quiet swift
#

it was a shitshow, obviously

green fulcrum
#

Please keep this, lol

quiet swift
toxic seal
#

Sounds super safe and real and cool

minor gorge
rancid herald
#

oh god

#

the film thing appears to be real?

#

unless this is an elaborate hoax (the guy's twitter seems to link to abyssal.co as well so...)

visual hill
fickle garnet
#

Oh my god Death Stranding 2 is officially the best game ever. ||I just delivered cargo to someone's birds😭||

#

This isn't story spoilers, just minor spoilers for a delivery

toxic seal
minor gorge
#

Very interesting times ahead.

rancid herald
#

I'm somewhat skeptical that they can throw together a lawsuit in what, 5 hours?

green fulcrum
#

They were probably working on it already and it just lined up with what Krafton said. Either way, if these three are actually suing Krafton while declaring that they did not, in fact, keep 90% of the $250 million for themselves and that they didn't see a penny of it, then it's effectively a defamation lawsuit, which is serious.

rancid herald
#

I don't think the 250 million was ever paid out at all. The claim, as I understand it, was that they were fired before the money would've been delivered (presumably on launch or EA launch of the game). The framing is that Krafton did it to avoid paying, Krafton's argument is that they were fired because they weren't actually doing their job and presumably the game wasn't in a state ready to go.

#

Yeah. From wikipedia:
The delay was announced months before the studio was eligible for a $250 million payment bonus, which would be received if the studio met revenue targets at the end of 2025.

So, basically, the story up until this point was that these three people were fired and the game delayed presumably so Krafton could avoid paying out this promised bonus. Which is why Krafton brings in the 90% number (ie the studio would get 250 million but 225 would've been to these three guys).

gaunt marten
#

In the small window you can see people proselyting, advertising in-game gambling (a scam where they take your money eventually), someone trying to trade in their own language, someone failing to use chat commands, someone begging

#

Maybe they should hire me to write proper chat safeguards

wind stump
#

Reminds me of FFXIV yell chat

#

apparently shout and yell are different
not that i would know, 2k+ hours into the game

gaunt marten
#

Runescape doesn't even have an all chat

wind stump
#

Region as in the instanced area, right?

gaunt marten
#

No

#

More like a Minecraft chunk

#

People too far away are not loaded and cannot be interacted with except via private messages or clan messages

#

What you see is all there is

wind stump
#

Ahhhh, makes more sense UtsuhoNod

gaunt marten
#

Yellow big marker is me

wind stump
robust latch
#

wow that brings back some memories of high school (which would have been the last time i played.

gaunt marten
#

I just picked it up

#

Twenty days ago

robust latch
#

lol

#

over 20 years ago for me lol. almost the same value right

gaunt marten
visual hill
#

if you use a word not in the list, it's replaced by an onomatopea corresponding to your toon's species, so it looks funny at times when people make typos

gaunt marten
#

I don't want that

#

I want to talk like a normal adult human being

visual hill
#

the list is rather extensive at this point, it's rare for me to run into issues unless I use obscure proper nouns, brand names, etc

gaunt marten
#

I'd still rather a solution with smarter filtering

arctic fern
#

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gaunt marten
#

Does that count harming people in cutscenes?

#

It says kill in the title so I figure the rules are a bit loose regarding interpretation

slim thorn
#

I assume not, challenge runs usually ignore cutscenes (unless you get to choose the cutscene)

gaunt marten
arctic fern
#

Nah gta is too restrictive for that

slim thorn
#

games with that level of freedom usually have few or no cutscenes anyway

arctic fern
#

The rules are essentially that the player cannot be in control when kills happen, or to try for melee, or use only the basic pistol

#

Gta has char switching, so a lot of strategies require you to swap to someone else and then the npc version makes the kill

gaunt marten
#

Makes sense

arctic fern
#

The 2.0 part is that there were 96 required kills in the original series, but 5 years of optimization, skill improvement and glitchfinding will get that number down, or shift some from shooting kills to melee kills

visual hill
#

this is very weird though, holding the C-stick for multiple frames having different behavior than just 1 frame

#

the C-stick normally is just a macro that's "A + flick left stick in the direction for 1 frame"

wind stump
#

no "Real Yakuza use a controller" prompt, Infinite Wealth gets a 0/10

#

Dat ain't my boi.
Where the funni haircut.

slim thorn
#

Infinite Wealth
Ichiban Kasuga
nice

#

(ichiban = #1, kasuga sounds like kasegu = to earn money/a living)

wind stump
#

It's symbooooliiiic~

#

Funny because in the last game he was shot, left for dead and homeless

#

Welp I've already bumped into someone, that's part of the Dragon Engine Tradition

#

jumps into a river to retrieve 50k yen for the guy who just tried to bribe and assault him
yeah that's the Ichiban I know!

#

Ah right, this is 2022.
I guess true to life, COVID happened in Yakuza too

wind stump
#

"Hey, I used to shoplift and sell stuff to a fence."
"Cool, I got a job for you!"
"What's that?"
"Shoplifting."
HEFSAmeWheeze

#

My best guess is some sort of White Hat type deal.

visual hill
#

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gaunt marten
#

Nice work

arctic fern
wind stump
# wind stump My best guess is some sort of White Hat type deal.

I was right!
Adachi (Not that one) has set up a security agency and he's hired the shoplifter to sniff out blind spots in security.

... I would hope the stolen goods are returned though... Maybe he can use them as a bargainning chip in negotiations, lmao

slim thorn
#

reminds me of that one comic book where the first page is Loki stabbing Thor in the back, with narrator Loki saying "I swear it's not what it looks like", then several pages later you learn why this stabbing actually is in Thor's best interests

wind stump
#

I'm a sucker for White Hat/using crimes for good YuukaComfy

slim thorn
#

talks on penetration testing are always fun

wind stump
cerulean herald
slim thorn
#

in that specific plotline, thor had been corrupted by something and it was one of those magical purifying blades which hurts only the bad stuff in you

gaunt marten
#

The chemo sword

wind stump
#

Ichiban gonna use his mod powers

#

Ooooh! This is a problem LAD had! A lack of movement meant that a lot of strategy was kinda down to RNG!

#

It seems the AI is a lot less movey as well, making positioning for like, damaging multiple foes in a line more feasable!

#

Hey, it's me!

gaunt marten
#

It's still twice the expected value of each kill so I guess I can't complain

#

Everyone out there suggests that magic is not a viable way of fighting the boss, but a recent changed added a 50% weakness to fire that makes magic actually the fastest

wind stump
#

I HEAR BAKA MITAI IN THE BACKGROUND

#

oh god it is the pufferfish that kills you if prepared wrong

slim thorn
#

I was going to post the kanji for fugu, but now I'm more amused by the fact that the kana -> kanji converter includes a fugu emoji option

wind stump
#

Funnily enough the game talks about how Japanese cuisine in particular has difficult kanji

#

Since both Ichiban and Saeko end up misreading the menu

slim thorn
#

to be fair fugu for 河豚 is a pretty BS kanji reading

wind stump
#

and the server is like "Yeah we're actually considering putting the pronunciations on the menus"

slim thorn
#

plus, "river pig"? I guess that's not wrong but I would've thought of, like, hippos first

wind stump
#

Guessing because like, pig = filth and filth leads to illness???

slim thorn
#

(the serious answer is almost certainly "history is weird and words just happen")

wind stump
#

(And the realistic answer is "Yakuza is silly and would include this linguistic nonsense for a gag.")

#

Side note: I like the Persona-esque options that raise your social stats based on your choice.

#

(They were probably in the previous game, but I only recall them being in the equivilant to Social Links)

#

-# Yakuza is slowly becoming Persona for old fucks like me

hushed onyx
#

(The rebus principle; this is actually thought to have been crucial for the transition from proto-writing to writing full stop)

wind stump
#

-# well aside from the fact Ichiban actually has a personality, unlike Persona protagonists

#

-# Not counting spinoffs or adaptations like the Persona 4 anime, as much as I love Yu in that

slim thorn
#

since we're still on it... https://gogen-yurai.jp/fugu/ is telling me they used to be called "fuku", and the two main theories for the "fuku" name are that it comes either from their sand-blowing habit (fuku = to blow), or from a funny-looking gourd called a fukube they allegedly resemble

unreal idol
#

Japanese is 3 languages in a trenchcoat

wind stump
#

-# and there's definitely a decent topic you could discuss about the Persona 4 anime being "unfaithful" with its more comedic and slapstick tone, but i think giving the characters (especially Yu) room to breathe made the experience so much better as a post-P4 companion piece. And the scene of Yu outside the hospital after <LATE P4 SPOILER REDACTED> gives a lot more weight to the scene given Yu is actually a fucking character in the anime and not just your puppet

unreal idol
#

Japanese, Chinese, and "Western"

slim thorn
#

my favorite "Japanese is a trenchcoat" moment was when I learned their word for "giraffe" is γ‚­γƒͺン kirin

wind stump
#

Persona 4 anime is a fucking treasure, btw

#

Like, I could maybe see someone denounce it because it takes a lot of libreties with the plot and the various Social Links, but that's kind of... What I like about it?

#

anyway this has been my random unneeded tangent/rant for the day, good night

cunning galleon
#

Adorable

hushed onyx
slim thorn
#

ofc, no one's claiming it's as much of a trenchcoat as English

#

no one can compete with English on that metric

hushed onyx
#

Persian actually is pretty similar on that front.

#

A lot of its vocabulary is actually just Arabic.

#

(Similar to English vis-a-vis French/Latin, and for similar reasons).

#

A pretty decent chunk of the rest is French and English.

#

For example a common word for β€œthanks” is just straight up merci.

gaunt marten
#

Maghreb-area and north African (except Egypt) Arabic tends to borrow a ton from French

astral bolt
#

Posting this only once since since it's new and niche: #1393352554724986954
All are welcome

fresh bane
#

I was gonna say

#

at what point do we just make an entire channel just for the horses

#

I mean, the cartoon horse girls

#

no, wait, the other cartoon horse girls

#

this is getting out of hand, now there's two of them

visual hill
astral steeple
#

YES

#

I finally unlocked chocolate tony and gummy tony

river veldt
#

chocolate tony is cursed rdsnrk

astral steeple
#

lol

#

The galaxy tony, crystal tony, gold tony, and toon tony are also really sick

You can kinda see them in the first picture

fickle garnet
#

The King of Fighters XV is free with PlayStation plus, so I'm downloading that right now

gaunt marten
#

Lowest price yet

wind stump
#

I can't believe they ripped off Final Fantasy XIV.

#

-# (Context: Dawntrail lifts a lot of elements from IX)

gaunt marten
#

IX is basically a love letter to all prior Final Fantasy games so

wind stump
#

Double dipping the self-love, lmao

#

I would say it's at least like... Twice as subtle as Endwalker at least so far.
-# though it's still pretty blatant

green fulcrum
wind stump
wind stump
#

I... Genuinely am finding it hard to take the plotpoint of a vtuber cancelling Ichiban and co seriously.

slim thorn
#

are you supposed to be taking it seriously?

wind stump
#

I dunno! I genuinely feel bad for them!
They're losing work because some th0t decided to misinterpret their jobs as "crimes"!
Like yeah it looks bad but they're doing this with permission essentially! RiceShowerPain
One of them only just got a job after being discriminated for being ex-Yakuza and is like "Well, it was nice to dream for a bit."

Like damn, I can't imagine finally getting steady work and immediately having it taken away.

gaunt marten
#

Are they pentesting?

wind stump
#

Yes!

gaunt marten
#

Yeah so it doesn't matter what a vtuber says

wind stump
#

well unfortunately context is overrated, according to her they're straight up robbing and she's popular, so that's the narrative.

#

something something internet culture

gaunt marten
#

It doesn't matter what other people think too???

slim thorn
#

that does seem like a confused plot point; why would firms specifically looking for pentesters be taking this as a source if she clearly is unaware of the concept of pentesting

wind stump
#

It's explained more in story

wind stump
#

sigh.mp3

wind stump
slim thorn
#

one of the reasons I still watch anime with subs is that there's something inherently funny every time the translator decides a word like "cringe" is the optimal translation (and they're usually right)

unreal idol
#

localizing oji-san as unc

slim thorn
#

or the legendary "oya mesen" -> "dad mode"

wind stump
#

This entire chapter so far has been gold

#

Especially Aris/Arisu. "Socially unaware robot" trope my beloved~

#

-# tho i might be biased because she low-key reminds me of Shizuka ShizukaPoms

slim thorn
#

I also like the trope of robots who act more human than the humans (but that probably isn't an option in a gacha setting)

wind stump
#

hahaha
after fighting the maid club (roll with it) Aris freaks out at the mention of anything maid-related...

#

Which is extra funny, because I know the game dev club has maid alts, including Aris

#

(They had a boosted drop rate "Banner" when I started)

#

(And I ended up pulling Momoi (Pink Gamer) twice)

worthy rose
wind stump
#

Hahahha

gaunt marten
gaunt marten
#

I have one final milestone I can think of

#

Be able to join a 750 total level world

fickle garnet
wind stump
fresh bane
#

now we have not only one, but two long blond hair raggedy looking middle aged men in fighting games

visual hill
#

trying out Portal Prelude RTX... note that it didn't receive the RTX Remix 1.0 update, so you have to apply it yourself to fix graphical glitches that occur on the latest NVIDIA driver (and you get DLSS4 support this way too)

#

funny easter egg twilight
@river veldt you might like this

light gate
#

There is also another easter egg.

#

🦑 πŸ„β€πŸŸ« 🐍

visual hill
#

there's the graphics card I sold... πŸ‘€

rotund forge
#

If I put all my cash and coins into the bank I can buy DK Bananza with 22 cent to spare

gaunt marten
river veldt
#

i like the gnome

wind stump
#

day one of being in Hawaii
go to get taxi
get held at gunpoint
beat the shit out of con artist taxi driver
almost get arrested due to language barrier
get saved by the wheelchair-bound dude who you helped on the plane
find the place you're looking for
get blackout drunk
wake up on a beach, naked and robbed of everything
get arrested... again

#

What an oddly realistic depiction of America /s

green fulcrum
#

Nah, this is just your average Tourist Tuesday in Hawaii.

wind stump
#

also it's taking all my willpower to not constantly say "IS THIS A MFIN PERSONA REFERENCE" at every little similarity.
Revolve Bar? Persona 3 reference.
Chapter is called The Fool? Arcana!

#

... Look, it's not my fault RGG basically made Persona for adults HEFSAmeWheeze

wind stump
#

puts on song on jukebox
it is still playing the next day
how is the barkeep not sick of Heartbeat, Heartbreak... okay, that answers itself, P4 music is peak AliceJoy

hushed onyx
#

(Just after Hawaiian, probably)

quiet swift
#

So there's more info to the Subnautica 2 drama. Apparently some internal documents (presentation slides) have leaked which support (but not necessarily prove) Krafton's narrative. Apparently some of the goals are missing, such as two biomes, a vehicle, a leviathan.
A reddit post looking at this is pointing out that in the time it took to make Subnautica 1, subnautica 2 seems to have at most 30% of what they have planned "done".
Krafton has confirmed these leaked documents are real, as well.
Though as a side note, they also are claiming that the leads are not focused on releasing the game or are essentially slacking off - specifically the one guy who posted about him going to sue Krafton, they say he's been focusing his time on directing an ai generated (supported?) christmas movie instead of focusing on the game

green fulcrum
#

Didn't the devs say that while it wasn't yet ready for release, it was still ready for early access? Two missing biomes, a missing vehicle, and a missing leviathan aren't deal-breakers for that.

#

Yet Krafton said it was "nowhere near ready".

quiet swift
#

Yeah, that's why it "supports" and not "proves". From what I can tell, it's a matter of
a) the devs wanting to do the same thing as with Subnautica 1 Early Access and add as they go.
b) feature creep. Slide shows an absolute ton of stuff
c) Krafton expecting more of this stuff being done. Especially since the game is already apparently already 5 years into development

#

seems like a good armchair analysis

hasty patio
#

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gaunt marten
#

Not the first time it became free. It had low reviews the last time

wind stump
#

DISGUSTING.

wind stump
#

SUPA CRAZY DELIVERY

river veldt
#

oh Mewgenics got a release date

#

still a while away πŸ˜”

wind stump
#

I think I like this sidegig

wind stump
#

fuck i really need to find a CostCo

blissful sand
gaunt marten
#

Cool!

#

Tell them to sell it

gaunt marten
#

Plagued sheep escaped into the countryside. This is a matter of national security so use your own money to buy protective equipment, grab a cattleprod and prod four of the diseased sheep into the pen. The sheep don't move diagonally, and move a fixed amount of tiles per prod, so you have to plan out your prodding, but don't take too long because if you do they'll just wander back to where they were

#

And once you have one of each type, you fucking feed them poisoned food to kill them

#

Why couldn't I just kill them myself? I have a big fucking sword

#

Also, in the time it took for me to type this out, the bones of the sheep despawned so I have to prod again

#

And why couldn't I feed them poisoned food in the wild? Why do I have to herd them first?

#

Why are the sheep bones special items with a lower respawn timer than normal items?

#

I had to incinerate one of each type of bone, but why? There's more plagued sheep out there

#

This quest was made in 2002 by Tom W

#

You are my enemy, Tom

#

Worse, the quest is harder if you have a higher ping, because for some dumb reason the sheep are managed by the server despite the whole quest being something other players cannot affect

#

I should have incinerated the councilor who gave me the quest

green fulcrum
gaunt marten
#

Just let me pick the corpse up and incinerate it

#

I have big old protective gloves

river veldt
#

Flitter have you seen the gnome yet

gaunt marten
#

Yes! I finished the gnome quest

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The first one, at least

#

Where you retrieve the three protective orbs and bring them back to the gnome king

river veldt
#

i didn't know there was a gnome king

gaunt marten
#

That's just the tree gnome tribe

#

Gnomes are not available in free to play, unfortunately

river veldt
#

damn

#

ah the gnome king has 4 points on his hat which means he's the king

green fulcrum
gaunt marten
#

That one was fine despite being designed by Tom W

green fulcrum
#

Speaking of which...tell me the truth Flitter, did you stick that final wine gem in the flooded cells simply because we were discussing it previously, or was that its actual place?

gaunt marten
#

Do you want the truth?

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You have to be sure you want it

green fulcrum
#

...That was not the answer I was expecting, lol.

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But I mean, we have it now, so I guess it doesn't really matter whether you tell me or not.

gaunt marten
#

I put it somewhere else, but when you reached that spot I actually forgot to describe it

green fulcrum
#

Whoops

gaunt marten
#

So I had to move it. The book doesn't have a spot for the third one

green fulcrum
#

Well then, glad we fell down that trapdoor.

gaunt marten
#

Oh you were always gonna fall in that, ever since you doubted the veracity of Stefan's accounts

green fulcrum
#

That or we're just too curious for our own good.

Also wait, does that mean he's down there with us?

gaunt marten
#

Well he's a skull on Granny's belt

green fulcrum
#

I hope he hasn't floated away, lol

gaunt marten
#

The water is not free-flowing but stale

hushed onyx
#

I was thinking β€œHomeworld backgrounds are pretty, I wish there was a game that allowed you to just look at them all the time without having to fight” and came up with a whole-ass game concept ajyall

#

A colony/factory game. Play as an AI sent to colonize a new star system starting from your seedship. Build logistics chains from scratch, then settlements ready to handle an influx of colonists from another star system. Enjoy beautiful space backgrounds. A chill and relaxing game.

gaunt marten
#

Stellaris

random steppe
#

Ixion kinda

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Not on a colony but it's a space station sized colony ship

#

Also very not realxing, but it has the logistic chain thing

hushed onyx
#

Too abstract.

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More Dyson Sphere Program, but with a different endgame design.

gaunt marten
#

I'm mostly thinking of games that allow you to look at starry backgrounds without fighting

visual hill
#

Elite Dangerous/Star Citizen?

#

you can look at your money slowly flying away when playing those games

gaunt marten
#

With Star Citizen your money flies out really fast

hushed onyx
tawny jacinth
#

The Helldivers are voting for a new city name

hushed onyx
#

(No Windows machine)

tawny jacinth
visual hill
#

it's why I stick to Project Cars 2 singleplayer for now, I got it for free because someone on this server gifted it to me

#

it's delisted nowadays due to expired car licenses, so you can't buy it anymore

hushed onyx
#

I already own Elite Dangerous, I just can’t play it because I don’t have a computer that can run the game.

obsidian salmon
little badger
#

Black ops 7 will be revealed at gamescom @astral steeple

light gate
#

Didn’t Black Ops 6 come out last year?

#

I guess it didn’t sold enough.

little badger
#

It was the biggest launch in COD history but Hopfully 7 will be better

light gate
#

Big in what term?

#

Maybe I'm out of the loop but I really didn't see the game get talked that much out of just being on game pass.

slim thorn
#

I think CoD has saturated the market so fully, while also being so unlikely to change in any meaningful way, that everyone who isn't interested in playing it just has no reason to ever talk about it

little badger
#

Fastest selling I think

light gate
little badger
#

Activision said they would tone down the MTX bundles but haven’t seen that slowing down

light gate
#

But now I don't want Black Ops 6 since the 7th interation is already on the way.

little badger
#

Most of the bundles would actually fit 7

slim thorn
#

right I meant people like me who aren't going to be playing any of the CoDs

light gate
#

Well, I mean I have a few CoD buddies and they didn't play the newest one... so maybe they also lost interest. I don't know, I guess we're all burned out from the triple a corp aspects.

#

I still see one of my friends hop on to play IW4X or Plutonium.

little badger
#

Not sure if you played outbreak deviant. But the next outbreak is coming to 7 as it was found in the files for 6.

light gate
#

What is outbreak? Is that zombies?

#

God I'm becoming old as heck.

little badger
#

Yeah from Cold War

#

The open world mode

light gate
#

Oh yeah... forgot about Cold War... that was a thing... everyone thought out it was a weird spinoff.

#

I mean it has been long since I've been interested in CoD after Advanced Warfare.

little badger
#

It was actually meant to be sledgehammers game. But treyarch took over because of a falling out with activision at the time.

light gate
#

Makes sense, Activision was out for more money.

little badger
#

And was made during Covid

light gate
#

Well that would do it.

little badger
#

Outbreak 2 is meant to be a tranzit remake but with fast travels. Round based will still be there, but not sure how many maps will be be there at launch

light gate
#

Well, not much to think about it now.

#

Just wait for BO7.

#

I hope the game is good.

little badger
#

Beta should be happening soon. But am actual alpha was found that players can get invited to before the real beta

light gate
#

I forget, is this MP only now? No more story?

#

Like after 3 I remember IV going BR-ish.

little badger
#

Will have a campaign. And for the first time since Black ops 3 it will be co-op!

light gate
#

Well I hope they don't screw that up.

little badger
#

It’s a BO2 sequel

light gate
#

That doesn't mean its gonna be good.

#

I'll just wait n see.

little badger
#

This is the image that someone got a while ago it got pushed early with an update

wind stump
#

Really takin' the Pokemon-like to the next level

bronze abyss
#

for any lethal company players,one of the biggest mods,wesleys moons,just got a MAJOR update that adds another game worth of content almost

#

like yall have to play that mod,along side wesleys interiors

#

for those not familiar,it adds tons of new moons,it has lore,a story progression along with unlocking new moons along the way,obv new interiors,and even several endings

gaunt marten
#

Doing the Murder Mystery quest. https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Murder_Mystery

Old School RuneScape Wiki

Murder Mystery is a quest that investigates the murder of Lord Sinclair. The culprit is random for each player, so some investigation must be done to determine the murderer. However, there are plenty of clues to be found around the Sinclair Mansion.

#

This one's unique in that the solution is random per-player

river veldt
#

that's really cool

river veldt
#

in the ballroom ?

gaunt marten
#

No it was in a small side room

#

The Sinclair manor doesn't even have a ballroom

#

First floor

river veldt
#

i was doing a silly Clue reference sorry

gaunt marten
#

I did recognize it

#

It was in the room on the left with the dagger and pot

river veldt
#

i wish i had a house like that

gaunt marten
#

Lord Sinclair had it and it killed him

river veldt
#

yeah but i don't have any enemies who would want to mysteriously murder me

wind stump
#

From Nugget to Omelette to Phoenix

gaunt marten
gaunt marten
#

"organic" advertising

river veldt
#

reminds me of Baba

gaunt marten
#

Oh, looking into it, apparently it's some sort of bot that tries to lure you into downloading a keylogger

wind stump
#

new Max0r brainrot

visual hill
wind stump
quiet swift
# wind stump https://youtu.be/uFvMkCAzGuY

"The great sword is the tremendously damaging, tremendously high commitment weapon that spends about half its time doing nothing and the other half delivering monsters the approximate mass of the observable universe."

hasty patio
robust latch
#

ooo more games to buy that il never get around to playing

visual hill
#

found the easter egg in Talos too (related to #manechat message) πŸ˜›

green fulcrum
fickle garnet
#

I'm not sure I can continue to play Silent Hill 2. Its so creepy that I don't feel right while playing it, I actually felt sick

#

Im only like an hour into the game too

#

I think im going to refund it ngl, I might watch a playthrough instead

#

This has never happened to me with a game before. Its a really good game, its just too much

bronze abyss
#

favorite passtime is shitting on people in brawlhalla so bad that they disconnect

tiny wigeon
#

Brawl is so fun until youre on a losing streak

bronze abyss
#

honestly mostly cuz scythe players generally lack the consistency

#

very very VERY small minority know how to play scythe properly and dont just fish for clips every moment and lose half their matches cuz of that

tiny wigeon
#

yeah true

#

or just spam

#

who's your best characters?

bronze abyss
#

or that, honestly a lot of times i avoid the game just cuz of that, i recah diamond on the season then im good just hop on experimental or ranked 2v2

bronze abyss
tiny wigeon
#

really? thats pretty cool

#

not a lot of lord vraxx players iirc haha

#

I partial to Thor, Yumiko, and Kaya

bronze abyss
#

hes of lesser priority honestly, TOP top chracters for me are lucien ember diana

#

ooh i dabled in some kaya as well, not much though cuz spear doesnt really fit my playstyle

tiny wigeon
bronze abyss
#

ngl i barely ever even use sigs

tiny wigeon
#

Lucien's are so fast

#

Ember side/nsig tho

bronze abyss
#

which one?

tiny wigeon
#

the bird

bronze abyss
#

ah, bow nsig then

#

its solid but honestly not too hard to avoid with proper spacing

tiny wigeon
#

Im pretty solid with bow and orb

#

those are probably my best two weapons

bronze abyss
#

whats your rank?

tiny wigeon
#

never played ranked

#

despite having 200 hours lol

bronze abyss
#

ah, at that playtime its p normal

#

i may have dabled in ranked a lil bit twinsane (many seasons in a row diamond now)

tiny wigeon
#

I'd say im half decent, good enough to smoke anyone at a party

bronze abyss
#

yeaaah at parties its a 1v3 to have a chance against me DaisyWheeze

tiny wigeon
#

alright, dont get ahead of yourself starlightded

#

ok wait

#

if theyre super noobs then probably

bronze abyss
#

nah nah, ive 1v3'd players with hours between 200-400

tiny wigeon
#

might have to 1v1 at some point AJSmug

bronze abyss
#

region?

tiny wigeon
#

and you're playing calamity too, you've got the games

#

NAW

bronze abyss
#

mega yikes

#

EU

tiny wigeon
#

ouch

#

yeah that would just be a bummer fight

bronze abyss
#

tries to hit
everyone walks off stage
announcer GAME?

tiny wigeon
#

literally celmao

#

we'd have to use future sight

#

how many hours do you have in Terraria/Tmod?

bronze abyss
#

well then id have the advantage cuz im in a further time zone bigbrain

bronze abyss
#

doing an infernum playthrough rn, just defeated golem

tiny wigeon
#

whoa thats crazy, literally almost the exact same for me

#

Me and my friend are doing masochist mode calamity

bronze abyss
#

whats masochist mode?

tiny wigeon
#

it's kind of butts

#

Its a mode of eternity from the Fargos soul mod

bronze abyss
#

ah, havent tried that one

tiny wigeon
#

not sure how it compares to infernum AJThink

bronze abyss
#

only really play calamity with addons, did 2 revengeance playthrough with ranger and melee, and rn ranger infernum

tiny wigeon
#

we always do mega-modpacks

#

ranger is prob my fav class

bronze abyss
#

other than calam its only like inf potions and recipe browser along side visual mods

#

EZ FAVE

#

like so far above everything else

tiny wigeon
#

ranger > mage > melee > summoner > rouge AJThink

bronze abyss
#

hmm id say like ranger>summoner>rogue>melee>mage

tiny wigeon
#

especially when you get the cool guns

#

whats with the mage hate celmao

bronze abyss
#

i just dont like how inconsistent the weapons feel honestly

#

and i dont like having resource convenience/conservation use up accessory slots, i want pure numbers TwiEvilGrin

tiny wigeon
#

Shredder, Voidragon, all the cool flamethowers, soma prime

#

i freaking love the flamethrowers

#

even if theyre just okay for most the game

bronze abyss
#

the best shit is seeing that 100000 dps when you pop adrenaline and are point blank vicksygasm

tiny wigeon
#

or when youre testing damage on a test dummy and your audio just becomes a cheese grater

bronze abyss
#

im always too lazy to craft a dummy

tiny wigeon
#

are you a eye of cuthulu test dummy, or a destroyer test dummy type of person?

#

who's your punching bag

#

also send a pic of your base

#

I will judge it angeldidnothingwrong

bronze abyss
#

whatever the current boss im on progression wise

bronze abyss
tiny wigeon
bronze abyss
tiny wigeon
#

straight to jail

bronze abyss
tiny wigeon
#

only valid part is all the trophies in a line

bronze abyss
#

(if you look, they arent even in the row of an average progression)

tiny wigeon
bronze abyss
#

how did you get ponies?

tiny wigeon
#

Current place of residence

bronze abyss
#

i only know 1 mount at end game calamity pony wise

bronze abyss
# tiny wigeon

well you see the difference here is that i got those soviet brutalism genes in me FlutterNo if it works it works, no need for fancy shmancy stuff

tiny wigeon
#

i love ponies so freaking much twidance

#

its a texture pack

#

for vanilla npcs

bronze abyss
#

ah, im only using a calamity based complete texture pack

tiny wigeon
bronze abyss
#

rarity is my favorite StarSob

tiny wigeon
#

i read your messages in Aj's voice now

bronze abyss
#

she'll change her mind when i show her my photography skills boykisser

tiny wigeon
#

This painting is vanilla

#

its of Yogscast's mlp minecraft series lol

bronze abyss
# tiny wigeon

β™ͺ Minecraft Parody - How Do I Craft This Again? (When Can I See You Again?)

Martyn has teamed up with with Sparkles, Ciaran, Lewis and Simon to make a new Minecraft Parody song - How Do I Craft this Again?
Based on Owl City's "When can I see you Again?" from Wreck-It Ralph.

Song by Martyn: http://www.youtube.com/user/inthelittlewood
Animati...

β–Ά Play video
#

the memories this pulled from the void that is my brain

#

why does he sound like adventure time finn

tiny wigeon
#

I hate that I know the lyrics luna

bronze abyss
#

🎢 i gaze off into the boundless skyline note block choir playing in the sunshine turn around pickup my sword and wield the blade that once forced evil mobs to yield 🎢

tiny wigeon
#

If this battle shall leave me slain, I know herobrine will call my name. Better to takeeee a stand, that was when I ruled the land

#

Also Viva la vida is one of my fav songs, so that one’s easy to remember ajyall

bronze abyss
#

better to taaaaake a stand that was when i ruled the land trixiedance

bronze abyss
#

though i love both

tiny wigeon
#

It gets a nostalgia bonus

#

I used to go hard to β€œdon’t mine at night”

#

Such silly times

bronze abyss
#

Download "Through The Night" β†’ http://bit.ly/ThroughTheNightOniTunes
Lyric Video β†’ https://youtu.be/-VxXHg50X08
"The Miner" Music Video β†’ http://youtu.be/UvpC-pXBIjo

Just saying, this is an original song, not a parody :P

Everyone Involved:

BootstrapBuckaroo - Animation:
http://youtube.com/DigBuildLive
http://twitter.com/DigBuildLive

Mu...

β–Ά Play video
#

this shit vicksygasm

tiny wigeon
#

Now I’m into ponies cadancewheeze

tiny wigeon
bronze abyss
#

this also has like unreasonably good animation quality

tiny wigeon
#

Where did Antvenom go

#

Sethbling too

#

I stopped watching hermitcraft after they kicked out Iskall

bronze abyss
#

idk anything about minecraft past 1.7.10-1.8 days StarSob

tiny wigeon
#

I’ve been on a Minecraft drought for a while flutterhellodarkness

tiny wigeon
#

1.7.10 and 1.8.9

#

Absolute peak updates

bronze abyss
#

.7.10 is PEAK mod experience, it does not get better

tiny wigeon
#

I still can jitter click 13 cps because of 1.8 pvp

#

It comes in useful sometimes, like trying to shake sauce out of a jar or something celmao

#

It’s also fun to jitter click a pen

#

Since it’s absurdly annoying

bronze abyss
#

i just do a finger ladder with a pen and hope i dont drop it and get told off at an exam DaisyWheeze

dense crypt
#

Anyone here play the game Wario Ware DIY? It might be one of my favorite DS games.

wind stump
hushed onyx
#

I had a similar question to Red’s, is anyone here familiar with Delta-V: Rings of Saturn?

little badger
#

Stream about the update will be on the 16TH

orchid sundial
#

so after spending a couple hours trying out xbox game pass, it's sort of eh? i'm not a fan nor a hater, i'm indifferent on it. like, it's great that it gives you the option to try out games at no extra cost, but the main gripe i have with it is how little all ages/family friendly games there are on it. i can't get into m rated games at all, and the t rated stuff is hit or miss for me. there are less than 150 everyone/everyone 10+ games on game pass. it makes me sad to be honest. perhaps i don't fit the demographic for the service. i can't really help it because i can't ever get into more mature stuff.

fickle garnet
visual hill
#

the 21th century's worst nemesis, subscriptions you don't use πŸ™‚

cunning galleon
#

Makes me feel like a broke project car owner

#

I sold every part that i can sell to upgrade the engine

wind stump
#

"Let's show this guy you can't P2W Sujimon!"
me with my collection of DLC Sujimon:

orchid sundial
#

they should add more everyone/everyone 10+ games to it if they want me to pay for it

#

unfortunately, too many m rated games are being made those seem to be the ones that are always on game pass

arctic fern
#

Just because something is 18+ doesn't mean it's gonna be bad or to extreme
18+ is kinda tame in many cases

orchid sundial
#

ehhh i still would rather not play that stuff TwiCreepy

cunning galleon
#

It could be 18+ purely because it has one or two scenes with blood

slim thorn
#

you can always ask us what the actual content in any specific game we've played is, if e.g. the ESRB website doesn't go into enough detail

#

tbh half the reason I like ESRB and similar rating systems is that, despite how inherently arbitrary any broad classification system like that has to be, it is extremely easy to go a step further and get a paragraph of text from them describing what content they considered relevant to a rating

orchid sundial
#

i suppose i could EvilGlimThink

visual hill
#

Test Drive Unlimited: Solar Crown is 18+ solely because of its simulated gambling minigames. This automatically gets you 18+ for PEGI

#

otherwise, it's just as time as say, Forza Horizon in terms of actual content

eager bane
#

-# meanwhile, FIFA ultimate team (or whatever it's called now) isn't flutternatureissofascinating

visual hill
#

it's like the Balatro situation last year, but TDU did not try to appeal it

eager bane
#

I wish TDU went down a better path...I'm still a little hopeful that they can turn it around, because the core gameplay and map are pretty great imo, but they really fucked up the rest. GlimBothered

#

I was really looking forward to it. Loved the first two games so much

visual hill
#

I reinstalled TDU2 last week, RohanKar has a collection of delisted games over on archive.org

eager bane
#

Yup, I pull that out every now and then as well! Also played the fanmade server project thingy with a friend for a bit

#

I know critics weren't too into it back then, but man has it aged well as a game

#

In my humble opinion GlimAhem

#

Maybe modern AAA-games just aren't for me.

orchid sundial
#

they should add more original xbox/xbox 360 games to game pass

#

where is cars 2.

wind stump
#

GAME OF THE YEAR

river veldt
#

what are the other ones

gaunt marten
#

Pettiest shit ever

#

The quest is called The Ribbiting Tale of a Lily Pad Labour Dispute

green fulcrum
gaunt marten
#

The dispute evidence is also petty

gaunt marten