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thorny loom
little badger
thorny loom
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I mean i like zombies

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But they need to fix the actual game first. It’s unacceptable as it currently is

thorny loom
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Not tomorrow.

gaunt marten
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Wait, today is today

thorny loom
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TODAY

little badger
thorny loom
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Is their a multiplayer patch list

little badger
thorny loom
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Lmao tcher

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teal cliff
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I GOT SENT ANOTHER REVIEW COPY OF A GAME
I love it when this happens, it makes me feel important.

gaunt marten
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Nice work!

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What game is it?

quiet swift
teal cliff
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you date like, horror monsters in training at college, I think?

thorny loom
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Named Game of the Year by over 50 publications, Valve's debut title blends action and adventure with award-winning technology to create a frighteningly realistic world where players must think to survive. Also includes an exciting multiplayer mode that allows you to play against friends and enemies around the world.

Price

$0.99

Recommendations

78587

Metacritic

96

little badger
thorny loom
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@wind stump free game

untold laurel
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This is that old useless thing

little badger
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Probably changed it a lot

untold laurel
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No, still turning zombies, but now as alies

thorny loom
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Yeah. It wasnt very good in call of the dead. Its cool i guess they brought it back though

little badger
teal cliff
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I find it funny how despite most of my reviews being very positive or neutral, it's the negative reviews that have built my follower base. idk what to do about that

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I would straight up not have a review following if not for shitting on bad wizard game 2023. That got me hundreds of followers when I had basically none when I posted it.

quiet swift
teal cliff
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I really want to put more effort into elevating those games than trashing ones I don't like.

gaunt marten
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The best thing you can do is review games honestly and fairly

teal cliff
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I hope I can capture large amounts of views from my negative reviews and turn those eyes towards the smaller positive games they'd have not seen otherwise.

little badger
mossy flume
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ArtePiazza was the collaborating studio that developed Super Mario RPG Remake

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But Nintendo was very pointedly refusing to say who the partner was

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Which is…. Very weird

gaunt marten
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Do you think it's because they wanted to avoid leaks?

mossy flume
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In an unusual move, all the marketing explicitly omits any mention of the studio and the game’s logos also omit it. It’s only in the credits.

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I don’t know how that would help

gaunt marten
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Oh they also hid it after release

mossy flume
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Yeah

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It’s as if there would be a scandal if anyone knew, but like… there’s no scandal to be had with that studio

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So it’s very ??????

thorny loom
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Nintendo being Nintendo

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One of the few times copyright trademark requirements are useful

mossy flume
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Yeah, that appears to be the sole mention of it outside the game’s credits.

thorny loom
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Oh

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It also runs on unity lol

mossy flume
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Yep

thorny loom
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Nintendo maybe the only triple a dev still using it at this rate

mossy flume
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It’s a good engine to use, as it’s efficient on mobile/tablet/smartphone class hardware, which the Switch is.

teal cliff
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I wonder if they could switch to Unreal.

thorny loom
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Switch 2 maybe

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Current switch is too weak to run unreal 5 probably

static bluff
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you mean the super switch

thorny loom
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Sure

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Honestly lets at least hope Nintendo is smart and let’s Switch games be backwards compatible with it

teal cliff
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I've seen plenty of good mobile games in Unreal 4

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I bet the switch could run that.

thorny loom
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If a game is ported to it sure

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Though if the ark switch port is any indication even it will struggle

teal cliff
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Ark is also optimized like shit

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even on PC.

mossy flume
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Allegedly the Switch successor is capable of running ray tracing.

static bluff
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Literally just 1 ray though

teal cliff
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I'll believe it when I see it for the most part.

thorny loom
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^

gaunt marten
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It's harder to optimize games on PC due to the large variance of specs

mossy flume
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But yeah I wouldn’t necessarily expect UE5 to be a popular option for the Switch successor

thorny loom
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UE5 is very advanced but also demanding

mossy flume
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It has a mobile-focused mode

thorny loom
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Given nintendo is usually 3-5 years behind on hardware with its consoles

mossy flume
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So it’s usable

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But Unity is probably a better option since you’ll want to squeeze out every bit of performance and thus have minimal overhead

teal cliff
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UE4 is still an option

mossy flume
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Sure

teal cliff
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When I make projects myself I just vastly prefer unreal.

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Granted, I make PC games, but still.

mossy flume
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They’re both pretty great engines

rancid herald
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even one ray can look good

static bluff
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everybody loves ray

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I dunno anything about a new switch btw i'm just goof'n

thorny loom
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Did BG3 get a switch port

thorny loom
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But their all obvious things like “more advanced hardware”

fresh bane
static bluff
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I bought HF2 this year and now it's free

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fml

gaunt marten
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Half Life 2?

static bluff
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yes

gaunt marten
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You could have gotten it on sale for like 30 cents

static bluff
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oh actually only half-life one is free

gaunt marten
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Yeah but Half Life 2 is basically free in the Valve ultimate pack

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Oftentimes you get Half Life 2 at 95% off and the whole bundle at another 90% off

rancid herald
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I do sort of wonder what the switch 2 will even be

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I feel like there's both pressure on nintendo to do something innovative, and pressure to stick with what they've done with the switch rather than risking a wii u situation

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I still think they'll call it Swiitch

light gate
slim thorn
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hopefully they find a solid middle ground, like how the (3)DS can easily be used to play "normal" games that just completely ignore the gimmick

thorny loom
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Half life 2 is also on sale btw

light gate
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They updated only the Windows and Linux versions. starlightexhausted

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Of course…

static bluff
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what else is there?

light gate
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Adds a shit load of stuff it seems

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sacred grove
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I hope one day Valve does something even crazier like making new games

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Half-Life Alyx was a nice surprise, and it showed that they can still make games. It would be nice if they did more!

thorny loom
river veldt
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Half-Life turns 25 this weekend, and we're pushing a big update to bring back some of that 1998 feeling with restored original launch day content, brand new multiplayer maps, a look behind the scenes with the original development team, and more: https://half-life.com/halflife25

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oh woops

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Deviant just posted the website

light gate
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Guess I gotta boot up the gaming laptop now.

quiet swift
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"The entire UI has been reworked to scale at larger screen sizes. We built most of this stuff for 640x480 CRTs and apparently some of you have upgraded since then"

fresh bane
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Ooooh did they actually change stuff and added fixes and stuff to HL1 too? izzyooh

light gate
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Yes

quiet swift
thorny loom
sour hill
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I've been meaning to play this after I finish clock tower 3

visual hill
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Valve keeps on giving this year, that's at least the 3rd banger release this year

fresh bane
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spoilers for Alan Wake 2 (sorta, it's the start of the game)

this is such an interesting and cool 'reverse stealth' mechanic

fresh bane
visual hill
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I'm playing some Half-Life deathmatch if anyone wants to join (on [FR] BaseQ | HLDM - Classic Deathmatch)

fresh bane
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Is Half Life deathmatch gonna see a resurgence?

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I hope so twimerp

novel pine
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roblox could 100% be sued for dozens of things and it should be

dense crypt
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The biggest offender is how much money they make on trademarked IPs

thorny loom
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Yeah surprised disney hasent done anything yet

river veldt
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@static bluff this tadpole note puzzle is hard ponkderp

static bluff
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engage frog mode

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if you don't have a standard notebook page dedicated to this part of the game you're doing it wrong

river veldt
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oh that would help

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i wrote all the notes down the tadpole told me the do re mi and such

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but having it properly visualised might help

sour hill
astral steeple
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Bruh

arctic fern
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why is the texture missing

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also goddamn that literally hurts my eyes

mossy flume
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That’s terrible

slim thorn
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so Tale talked me into playing Amnesia

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oh thank god I'm done with the water monster

thorny loom
random steppe
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It looks so goddamn hideous

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Oh I wasn't scrolled down

random steppe
gaunt marten
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Yeah

river veldt
random steppe
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Horror games where you can't fight are definitely too much for me

slim thorn
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even Haunting Ground lets you sic Hewie on most of the pursuers rdsnrk

random steppe
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And the problem is not only that they are tense, it's more that for me they have 2 modes.

river veldt
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my favourite horror games are the ones where you cant fight back

random steppe
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Initially they are super tense, I have trouble dealing with it
After a few hours being scared I switch to mode 2 in which I just pull back, see the game for its mechanics, and they become boring to me

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Or worse, annoying

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Really happy they work well for you, I can only deal with them if they are relatively short

thorny loom
slim thorn
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to be fair Haunting Ground has exactly the problem you describe in practice

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I can 100% see why Amnesia is the one that set the world on fire

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every time I "switch to mode 2" it throws a new thing at me that gets me back to being freaked out

random steppe
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It's why the bit in RE Village in which you couldn't fight back worked for me, it was a bit in a whole game in which you normally could fight, so I never got to the "tired of this shit" part

river veldt
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Dark Descent is really good, Machine for Pigs kind of sucks, i dont remmeber much about Rebirth, and The Bunker might be even better than Dark Descent i havent decided yet

slim thorn
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Tale said Bunker's really good actually

gaunt marten
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I've never been in mode 1

slim thorn
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we'll see if I have any sanity left by the time I finish Dark Descent lol

thorny loom
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I remember when amnesia was the huge game on yt

random steppe
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I was kind of interested in the new one, mostly because WW1 bunker as a setting kind of slaps

river veldt
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i can barely remember anything about Rebirth

visual hill
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easter egg on Half-Life website (sound warning, it's a bit loud)

river veldt
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this is so funny

fresh bane
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Do you know who ate all the donuts?

STAHP!

quiet swift
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Good god, what are you doing?!

river veldt
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why must we all wear these ridiculous ties?

fresh bane
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Are you insane?! Stop attacking, immediately!

quiet swift
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fresh bane
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Look at that huge upwards trend there

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We're going back to deathmatch everyone

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Get your crowbars get your berettas

river veldt
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i might have to check out Half Life deathmatch ive never played it

fresh bane
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It's the genesis of all shooters

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Or online shooters at least

quiet swift
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thinkidan weren't Unreal games earlier?

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Hm, unreal tourney wasn't but unreal base game might've been cocothink

gaunt marten
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I hate formal attire

fresh bane
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Uhhhh well Quake was 2 years before Half Life but you know

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Both games are the genesis of the modern online shooter

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Half Life works differently than Quake

light gate
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So the Half-Life update broke the expansion packs.

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Got Opposing Forces to work, but not Blue Shift.

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Your mileage may vary.

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It apparently also broke Counter Strike 1.6

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So expect other GoldSrc releases to be broken.

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What a mess.

fresh bane
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This can only mean one thing

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Updates for both Half Life expansions and CS 1.6

little badger
fresh bane
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what's with this trend of remaking/remastering games from like 2 years ago

gaunt marten
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Do you follow this Wario 64 person?

green fulcrum
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It's...it's BARELY 3 years old! What the absolute f`ck.

fresh bane
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experience ellie's story again for full price with slightly higher res textures!

green fulcrum
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This is absolutely stupid.

little badger
green fulcrum
fresh bane
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I don't think I had a single good moment with that game

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I wanted every character to just shut up all the time

thorny loom
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When scalpers were harvesting ps5 he was the go to find availability for non scalpers

gaunt marten
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Yes I know what he does

light gate
visual hill
light gate
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Valve can’t even make games lmao.

visual hill
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they will probably create a separate valve folder with the OG DLLs

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otherwise, they'd have to recompile all the GoldSrc games and break mods in the process

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(would be great to have those fixes like widescreen and HUD scaling in CS 1.6/CZ still)

light gate
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I am surprised Alyx to this day came out.

visual hill
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I thought Alyx came in March 2020

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I largely associate it with covid in my mind

light gate
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I think you know what I meant.

visual hill
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oh, I read "I am surprised Alyx to this day came out 3 (or 4?) years ago"

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brain autocomplete is weird rdwut

thorny loom
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Lmao

dense crypt
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too real, TOO REAL

gaunt marten
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This is not new in the Sims

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Just new to the Sims 4

mossy flume
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Yeah this has been a thing since the original Sims game

visual hill
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software rendering was added to the Linux version of Half-Life, it runs super smooth here (just as smooth as OpenGL). It looks very close to OpenGL with texture filtering off. Text rendering sometimes gets garbled though

fresh bane
gaunt marten
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river veldt
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i wonder if the Lazy Shell is still op

thorny loom
river veldt
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holy hell i didn't know MachineGames was doing the Indiana Jones game

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i thought it was Bethesda themselves but they're just publishing it

fresh bane
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that guy has been recommended to me so much in shorts lately

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and then one of the shorts I saw of him is literally him explaining how to get ahead and get pushed by the algorithm so fair enough opaLOLine

sour hill
teal cliff
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they don't want to come to grips with the idea that people generally want to buy video games.

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so, random blanket statement that's been on my mind.
I think that most video games are too hard.

random steppe
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I don't know, I tend to disagree, for the vast majority of games nowdays at least, if someone is gonna bounce off a game is more likely to be tediousness than difficulty IMO

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I think the farther back you go the truer that statement is tho

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But like, none is bouncing off most AAA games because they are too difficult, they are problably more likely to drop them because you are clearing the 55th open world activity of the same kind and the story didn't move since 4 hours ago

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I guess it also depends what you mean with difficulty tho

peak mesa
rugged flax
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/70/HalfLife/
If any of y'all ain't own HalfLife, it's free to keep on Steam right now

Named Game of the Year by over 50 publications, Valve's debut title blends action and adventure with award-winning technology to create a frighteningly realistic world where players must think to survive. Also includes an exciting multiplayer mode that allows you to play against friends and enemies around the world.

Price

$0.99

Recommendations

79387

Metacritic

96

teal cliff
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it's just stuff that gets in the way for the sake of getting in the way. Requiring the player to gather for 30m for consumables before a boss fight or just giving that boss 3x the hp it reasonably should have are both just kind of annoying ways to make a game and I think a lot of games fall into this trap.

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Most singleplayer games give me the ability to change the difficulty, or I can just cheat, but in multiplayer games there's not much I can do about it

gaunt marten
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Aside from unnecessary tedium I like it when the level of difficulty in a game is just a tad above what I'm comfortable with.

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In that sense most AAA games fail to be interesting

slim thorn
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part of the problem is that "difficulty" means a lot of very different things and we've somehow never developed better vocabulary for separating out different kinds of it, since there's more to it than just "good/real difficulty/challenge" and "fake difficulty/tedium"; often one person's tedium is another's challenge

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probably the biggest challenge here is how do you make a game difficult enough to be interesting without being too difficult to be fun for other players

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IME in most games the traditional single "difficulty setting", while much better than nothing, still frequently fails to accomplish this; either you have no way of knowing what the right setting is before you've played the entire game, or it's only certain parts that are too hard or too easy and you can't separately customize those

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in the stuff I play, what's most consistently effective is giving the player enough choices that they can simply say "I'm not ready for that yet", do something else, and come back with a few more upgrades that make it feasible, but that relies on your game having the kind of difficulty where "a few more upgrades" is a thing that exists and a thing that's sufficient

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and since I was playing Amnesia yesterday: another surprisingly effective option is making the game seem much harder than it really is, so players who are less skilled or just got unlucky will probably still figure something out well before they get into a tedious death loop situation

gaunt marten
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The No Man's Sky highly granular difficulty settings are pretty good, but in general my complaints about difficult games tend to boil to resolvable issues like how much time you get between retries or how long do I have to keep doing the same thing

slim thorn
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yep, that is by far the one that kills my enjoyment the most: redoing easy stuff to get back to the hard thing

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Celeste is probably the best example of a game where dying literally hundreds of times is still fun because they made the die and retry loop so tight

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also literally every game would benefit from quick saves/save states, it is far too common for save/checkpoints to not be at the thing that kills me

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basically any game that wants some challenges to take more than 1-3 tries needs to make that retry loop extremely fast (at least optionally so, death animations are fine if skippable), or it will stop being fun after 1-3 tries

visual hill
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I wonder what a game like GTA would look like with difficulty settings

visual hill
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so you don't have to drive as much after giving up on a run

visual hill
rotund forge
teal cliff
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rather than number adjustment

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The game's combat, imo, is fairly rooted in nobody being able to take more than a handful of hits

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It would feel just, wrong, to point blank unload bullets into someone in GTA and they not react.

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but I can see an "easy" mode being enemies taking longer to punish you for being out of cover and a "hard" mode being enemies flanking you, using grenades, etc

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as examples.

slim thorn
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yes, more games where difficulty is about enemy behavior please

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that's half the reason Halo is fun on Legendary even with all some of the fights being hilariously unbalanced for it

random steppe
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Other than actual skill required and tedium, there is a third dimension to difficulty which is complexity

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Most games in the past years added a few layers of that, with almost all genre adapting some sort of RPG elements like talent trees or gear you have to equip, or more complex stats systems

slim thorn
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Help me here, Stanley, help me elucidate these strange and unknowable desires of yours. What would have made this game better? What did you want to see? Vehicles? Skill trees?

random steppe
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With MMOs perhaps being the worst example with several types of currency that gate different kinds of progression, in ways that to understand it you had to be there from the beginning or take several university courses on the subject

slim thorn
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for me at least, the skill tree model and the equippable passive buffs model (HK's charms, Blasphemous' rosary beads, Ori 2's spirit shards) seem to strike the best balance of more complex customization that's easy to dig into and makes a real difference if you're interested but also easy to ignore if you just want to keep playing (which is not just for "lazy" or "novice" players; I bounce between both states during a playthrough)

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IME anything that escalates to needing "stats" either quickly fails at making meaningful and comprehensible differences or quickly becomes mandatory even if you don't want it

random steppe
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Just for fun, let me take you on a journey on Warframe about this, since I know that game well.
I'll post my build for Wisp Prime and explain how many things you need to know about the game to actually put this together if you were to start the game today, just to illustrate the level of absurdity a game that is going for now 10 years can get to

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Let me put numbers on the pics so it makes sense, 1 sec

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Ok so
1 - This is the mod system, the main progression for weapons and warframes (classes) in the game.
You get this at the start of the game, nothing fancy
2 - These are arcanes, a secondary progression system, to have one max arcane you need to combined 21 of them.
Mind that those two arcanes come from two completely different parts of the game, so knowing where to get one doesn't get you the other
3 - The Umbral mods from here come from the story progression, you'll get them eventually but still, they are not something you get just by starting, you have to progress.
4 - This is an augment mod, you get by ranking up certain reputations in the game, worth mentioning that not all reps all have augment mods so you might have to trade with players to get the one you need if you picked the wrong rep, or spend time to farm the other ones (lowerings the ones you are on, since they are mutually exclusive)
5 - This is a corrupted mod, it comes from another whole thing where you use keys to open hidden vaults in certain missions
6 - This is another special mod that you can get with another separate game mode after you complete a certain point in the story
7 - This is a prime mod, there is another whole system you have to engage with to get those, and are not always on offer but rotate some every week.

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There are two more progressions systems I didn't mention because they didn't fit in this screen but :
8 - I have an ability susbsumed that replaces Wisp 4, this is something you get from a specific reputation that is separate from all we talked about so far
9 - I have 2 archon shards that you get from another thing you kinda unlock at the same time as 6

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This is kind of absurd

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Gathering some of this was a bit difficult, most of it there was some level of grinding involved, but largely the biggest barrier in this game is knowing that the thing you might want is there in the first place

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The hard part is that I understand how this happens, I even enjoy by being inside it and being up to date with the game, but I do realise how this is essentially poison to new players that try to start the game.
It's why I can't really get into POE despite my several attempts or other long running games I would probably enjoy if I were to get to the stage I'm at with WF

visual hill
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(Thief, GoldenEye/Perfect Dark, etc)

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the AI does improve at higher levels in those games (you also have less health and less generous autoaim), but the different/stricter objectives are what makes these games really harder. It also increases replay value for those starting on easier skill levels, and gives you incentive for playing harder skill levels (you need them to fully experience the game)

slim thorn
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optional objectives are also a pretty great system

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I haven't played Thief/PD/etc so dunno if they could've been optional there

visual hill
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Killing is the mark of an amateur. Don't kill anyone.

dense crypt
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That sounds like something out of Hitman

minor plover
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Today marks 12 years since the launch of Minecraft "full version"

river veldt
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whoa !

median cedar
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I got a 95.6% accuracy in the opening as the white pieces (Played like an 800 while i was 300) I won the match tho

static bluff
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Hi

visual hill
random steppe
fresh bane
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man the entire Suicide Squad thing is so disappointing

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This game could've been so promising if they just went for a linear story driven experience but it just had to be another open world live service looter game

visual hill
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it's the battle royale rush all over again raritysad

fresh bane
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execs being deathly afraid of approving any game that isn't the current popular genre

random steppe
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Not even the popular thing, the monetary successful thing

quiet swift
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And not even that popular now. It was popular when they greenlit it 3-4+ years ago

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Now, less so

light gate
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Its about the money, its always about the money.

random steppe
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That said, if they want to do more big budget cRPG after BG3, I wont be complaining

fresh bane
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Of course it's about the money, but that's part of the ''current popular genre'' thing, it's where the money is at, it's popular for a reason and the reason is it's successful

quiet swift
random steppe
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They will tank because they don't have studious that know how to do them, but maybe some will be decent

random steppe
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I wish they tried to copy BG3 but i feel like not that many publishers will because the reward isn't quite as compelling as Fortnite/Apex legends money

quiet swift
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The winning formula is clearly Bear hanky panky

random steppe
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Same reason as to why you don't see that many huge AAA companies trying to copy souls.
it's usually mid tier developers that do it because they genuinely would like to do something in that genre.

Hard genere to emulate + comparatively smaller bag you get if you nail it.

fresh bane
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BG3 is something born out of pure passion and love for a genre it's not something others can just copy, problem here isn't really the thing being copied like a live service open world game or BG3, even if these execs tried to copy BG3 it'd still be shitty because it'd be a project born purely out of wanting money and nothing else and my point is more so that they insert these things into games that don't need them like how Suicide Squad could've just been a simple effective excellent linear experience but we can't do those games anymore

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Because open world is the way to go now

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Before they were practically forced into making Suicide Squad they were working on a Superman project and that got shut down completely

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Which is a shame because if the devs showed this one project they were working on you know it's something they wanted to do

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Could've been good but we will never see that project

light gate
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BG3 is still an anomaly though, its not something that can be easily replicated.

bleak lintel
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AyakaNoteAnimated_FiaKaru BG3 is similar to Elden Ring, it was built upon their previous works.

light gate
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That too.

random steppe
# fresh bane BG3 is something born out of pure passion and love for a genre it's not somethin...

even if these execs tried to copy BG3 it'd still be shitty because it'd be a project born purely out of wanting money and nothing else
I feel like it's more complicated than that, in every one of those big companies there is a large group of extremely talented devs that would love nothing more to actually try to do something that isn't a paint by number, designed by committee commercial product.
When I say that I wish they'd copy BG3 I mean that I wish they'd let their devs try to copy BG3 because I'm pretty sure there would be passion for that within each of those companies.

As I'm sure there was passion for the first AC, a thing that probably died down a lot by the time the 7th game in the genre was cynically belched out by the team.

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You are right tho, most of those project would be garbage because money would get in the way, but maybe one of them would actually have something new to say, if by a miracle they let someone with actual ideas cook.

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It sometimes do happen even in big projects

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first AC is a cult classic, not unlike the OG Call of Duty

thorny loom
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Good boy dlc

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Bubby dog

quiet swift
fresh bane
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I'm sure the suicide squad devs would be more than happy to ask for more time to make the game the best it could ever be and make it an excellent experience, probably having known that this project was going to be received poorly, but that's never gonna happen because game has to release now and there's no more money and who knows what the conditions are behind the scenes

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The other day I was watching a video about a similar situation that happened to a latin american dev working on MK1, I'd share it here but it's all on spanish, but it's pretty telling of how shitty being a dev on one of these games can be like

dense crypt
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Triple A game development is brutal

quiet swift
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The (return on investment) Line God must always Go Up!

random steppe
quiet swift
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🛐

fresh bane
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Doesn't sound like I said that to me, I'm not talking in general I'm specifically talking about the execs that push for a game to be a specific thing because they want to maximize profits or chase trends, it's what this whole convo is about

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They're always going to do that, it's their job, but I'm not talking every time

random steppe
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Yeah but execs will greeenlight and give money only to what they think will make a lot of money, but that doesn't tell us if that specific team has any passion in making that specific game or not.

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Which is IMO one of the most important factors

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Well that and how much the higher ups will fuck with it along the way

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Like, if you take a team that want to make a COD and make them do BG3, it probably will not work out.

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I 100% agree with that

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Redfall

quiet swift
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I am vaguely reminded of a recent release... tactical game, perhaps? Whcih was completely written off as a loss by the publisher despite the $25 million cost to make

fresh bane
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I mean that's not untrue but I'm just pointing out this specific situation with the suicide squad game where it's not like the devs aren't passionate about this franchise or aren't skilled but they're still "forced" to do this game in probably not so great conditions and the actual devs probably know it's gonna be a flop
I'm sure they are doing all they possibly can to make the best with their circumstances but unfortunately the core of the project is already doomed

That's the sort of thing I was referring to when saying the execs were chasing a trend, because I feel like so many open world games makes them afraid that anything that doesn't include open world or looting will make the game worse

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All the other stuff you said is true but I'm just highlighting suicide squads situation specifically

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Whether or not the game actually is successful money wise I guess we'll see but I don't think it will

random steppe
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Yeah about Suicide Squad I think it's pretty obvious that's a situation where the devs aren't making the game they want to make in the first place

fresh bane
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Like I said earlier they were working on a Supes project before but it got shut down and they were asked to do S.Q instead

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So unfortunately that Superman project will not see the light of day I think

random steppe
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Here I have a quick question.
I know BRs happened and quite a few of them were successful, but exactly how many of these 4 PVE co op games came out and actually made bank?

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Maybe it's Destiny they are trying to chase?

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I am a bit confused because there aren't that many huge co-op shooters that actually made infinite money, I get why chasing the BR tend makes sense, but this one makes a lot less sense in my mind

quiet swift
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That depends on what you're talking about. Are we talking "looter shooter" games, which is what Suicide Squad was aiming to be? I guess the recent avengers game is kinda that style too?

random steppe
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Yeah but that flopped and is now closed

quiet swift
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Because there's also the 4 player coop games like say, left 4 dead, or others like the recent rise of those games with 4+ players escaping from 1 player monster

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And I at least don't quite see L4D being the same genre as Suicide Squad

random steppe
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Yeah but those weren't really live services and made a normal amount of money

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I am trying to think what's the successful archetype for suicide squad the execs are trying to chase and I'm coming up blank

quiet swift
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Destiny, I think is actually it

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I mean, wasn't Anthem also chasing it? ANd failed miserably?

random steppe
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Destiny is the only one that comes to mind to me

fresh bane
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Yeeeeah but L4D isn't looter shooter at all its more arcadey and it's a completely different thing, I can't really think of any game of this sort that actually was very successful which is why it baffles me a little bit that they'd go for this thinking it's the type of game that will make them more money

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Hell, Back 4 Blood implemented some of this live service-y type elements into their game and people hated it

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I know I hated it, didn't vibe with me in the slightest during the demo

quiet swift
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Some overlap with other kinds that aren't really what we're looking for, but...

dense crypt
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I liked thr whole deckbuilding aspect of B4B tbh

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And weapon modding too

quiet swift
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Warframe, maybe? That's Live service isn't it?

random steppe
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It's kind of funny because I don't think Destiny is actually doing that well..
I mean probably it's profitable but it's not a money printing machine like Fortnite is

fresh bane
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Warframe is f2p though

random steppe
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Technically so kinda is Destiny now

quiet swift
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That doesn't exclude it being live service ppenk

random steppe
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Even tho it's more "free 2 demo"

fresh bane
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It doesn't but I think by now people just assume it's normal for a f2p game to be designed this way because of the nature of... Well being free

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.... To play

random steppe
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I don't think Warframe is making quite enough money to cause this pie in the sky effect, Destiny is more likely to be the archetype

quiet swift
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Ah, reddit being useful for once. Someone else said Warframe too, but the other big name would be The Division

fresh bane
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But yeah I can't think of any game like S.S off the top of my head that were successful and any that are close to it you've already mentioned and they all sorta flopped

random steppe
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Good point, is The Division a live service? As in did content for it come out regularly?

quiet swift
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I believe so

random steppe
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That makes sense then, it'd definitely be another big example

fresh bane
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The one game I wish Suicide Squad was designed to be like is Marvel's Guardians but that's a different discussion

quiet swift
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There's a few non LS ones like borderlands, vermintide, Deep rock galactic, etc, but I think Destiny, Division and Avengers were the three "big" LS and the third kinda didn't succeed well enough

fresh bane
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It didn't have the 4 player coop but it kinda did

random steppe
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It's kind of funny tho that we see flop after flop from these games trying to be reinvented as live services, and their role models are games that didn't even make that much money.

fresh bane
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That's why I said popular earlier instead of the types of games that are successful rdlol

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You'd think by now they'd realize these games don't really make that much money at least not anymore

quiet swift
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I do feel like that a fair number of live service games have established themselves and no one is really going to try to establish a new one, unless they have near endless pockets to make it actually good

random steppe
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I definitely understand the BRs, if you make it as a BR, it's like winning the lottery.
So it makes sense they'd keep buying tickets

quiet swift
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There's an equilibrium, kinda

fresh bane
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Don't forget Free Fire, but that's more of a latin america thing

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Insanely popular

random steppe
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With these co-op games they are keeping buying tickets, but the prize is like, a moderately big plush so I am perplexed

quiet swift
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Can't say I've heard of it. Or I have but barely ever seen it so i've forgotten

fresh bane
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Purchase Suicide Squad with all its dlc or life size pony plush

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Hard choice....

quiet swift
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AH yeah, looking online i think i have seen the name mentioned but it's nigh nonexistant outside of latin american regions

random steppe
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The COD BR is also pretty huge

fresh bane
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It's purely a latin america thing

random steppe
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And believe it or not PUBG is still a wildly succesful game

quiet swift
random steppe
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Oh wow, more succesful than I even thought PUBG

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Those are healthy numbers

fresh bane
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Ye

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Still a big name

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Fortnite has taken most of the popularity now but PUBG is still there

teal cliff
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Isn't pubg mobile rather popular in specific markets like China or India?

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which the steam charts would not show?

random steppe
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Yeah the mobile version it's its own thing and extremely popular too

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These are Steam Charts numbers tho

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i wish there was a good Superman game

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alas

gaunt marten
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Problem is you can't make a convincing Superman that's enjoyable to play

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He can overcome pretty much any challenge

river veldt
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as can most video game characters ppenk

gaunt marten
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Then again, Goku is basically the same and a lot of games involving him are fun

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No, Superman is like sixteen tiers above most videogame characters

river veldt
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idk i just wanna fly around Metropolis and save cats out of trees

gaunt marten
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The Spiderman games are basically that

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(They even have flying!)

river veldt
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i dont want to be Spider-Man i want to be Superman

teal cliff
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yeah I think you could make a good superman game it'd just be a little complicated.

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The healthbar should be the city or civilians

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not supes himself

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It would be really interesting if especially you were super strong but you genuinely wanted to fight without collateral when you could.

gaunt marten
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I just want to turn people into dinosaurs

fresh bane
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Superman has enemies that can go toe to toe with him physically speaking, and there's always the option of using kryptonite, but it's still difficult to design a game around him, but you never know
Batman only ever had beat em up style games until... Pretty recently, maybe Rocksteady will have the chance to pick up the Superman project one day

random steppe
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Yeah the problem isn't that you can't do it, is that it require people to make something new and not just slap a new character in Spiderman 2020

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Which tends to be a high bar for the industry

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Only a few companies venture into unexplored territory

river veldt
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Batman on the NES is a good platforming game

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you can do a cool wall jump and Batman has a cool sprite too

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and you also fight Firefly or whatever his name is for some reason despite being based on Batman '89

gaunt marten
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Arma, Machinarium, Samorost, Space Engineers. Lots of okay sales if you're interested in the genres

uneven epoch
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And good news for existing owners of The Last of Us Part II on PlayStation 4! You will be able to upgrade to a digital version of The Last of Us Part II Remastered for $10 USD at launch. You’ll also be able to import your saves from the original game to Part II Remastered.

green fulcrum
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Pay $10 extra dollars for a game you've already paid like $80 for to get almost nothing new in return save for sliiiiightly improved graphics and potentially worse framerates because of said improved graphics! WHAT A DEAL!

/s headdesk

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This is such shit.

graceful bridge
river veldt
graceful bridge
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From what I've read the TLoU 1 remake was a much better version of the original. $10 (optionally) for that with the sequal seems reasonable.

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(I've never played the games, though I own them. My backlog is atrocious.)

quiet swift
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💸

green fulcrum
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They could easily spend all of that on making a third game, or an Uncharted spin off, or even a completely new IP.

graceful bridge
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Hm, fair. I think since I got TLoU2 for dirt cheap at some point, it doesn't bother me as much to toss $10 at it for a visual upgrade. But people who paid full price back in the day... yeah, that's not as cool.

river veldt
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just got a dinner invitation in Skyrim right after hearing about vampire attacks lol

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Run by Dungeon Master of High Rollers, Mark Hulmes
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random steppe
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Warframe is defnitely impenetrable to new players without an uncommon commitment

bitter stream
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yeah... I do like some of the number changes so that 100% damage actually = 100% more damage

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then the weird complicated base n umber system it was before

random steppe
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Yeah the last year has been generally really good for new players, still, there is only so much they can do

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Another thing they did is that Duviri offers alternative paths to get a lot of the frames blueprint and arcanes (which are otherwise locked behind a very difficult grind)

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And some rare mods too

river veldt
random steppe
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They did some good stuff but it's like, they chiseled at a mountain with a spoon for a bit

bitter stream
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yeah indeed!

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they've added this mountain of gear

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arcanes

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items

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etc

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and there's a lot of like... not traps per se but certainly pain points.

random steppe
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The saving grace is that you don't actually need most of the stuff for 99% of the game.

fresh bane
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As someone who has.... 85 hours (jesus) in Warframe and played it mostly around 2017, I can confidently say in all those hours I had absolutely no fucking idea what was going on or what I was even doing

random steppe
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yeah, that's very fair

bitter stream
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hmm yeah, you're right Genryu. It's decent in slow progression of enemy difficulty, if not neccesarily complexity

rose rose
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I don't really see the problem there.

random steppe
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It's also the fact that you can make pretty busted builds relatively early, that serve well for the whole starchart
And when it starts to fall behind is largely in Steel Path which is where you start getting the really big power increases

bitter stream
random steppe
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Warframe real hook is the first real cinematic quest at around 35 hours, assuming you know what you are doing, so more likely double that.

bitter stream
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True, and I wish they hadn't put rewards on steel path. Like, you don't need to do steel path content practically speaking, but the game pushes you towards it with the rewards.

random steppe
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Also since 2017 they completely remade the intro to the game so it's not like they aren't doing stuff

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This is the new intro, which is pretty banger, and they remade the initial quest to fit with it

fresh bane
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I suppose I should also clarify when I was playing Warframe I was also much younger, not toddler age obviously lol but I definitely wasn't paying attention to whatever the game was let alone any semblance of story, I never ever quite figured out how the game worked and for most of those hours I was just kind of absent mindedly playing because admittedly it felt very smooth to play and the missions with other players were fun so I just.. had fun

random steppe
fresh bane
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But to this day I still have no idea how Warframe's mechanics work or what is even going on in that world

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If I started playing it now I probably could figure it out but I don't have much interest in dumping hours into that game now

bitter stream
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yeah fair fair Nire.

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Oh btw Genryu, if you ever feel like giving PoE a go again, feel free to shoot me any questions, or ask for resources, because I had to go through a bunch to sort of understand how to get a build going in that game.

random steppe
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I have friends that are really deep into it helping me but it never really clicked, at this point I think my strat is to wait for PoE2

bitter stream
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I'd recommend going with a pre-built build if you find one that looks cool, but like, it's hard to know what's viable or even how it works before you know the systems.

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ah yeah

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PoE 2 looks amazing

random steppe
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Clean slate, not several years of mechanics already into the game, should be a way more gentler intro

gaunt marten
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AI, draw me a Path of Exile progression and skill tree flowchart in the style of an endocrinology diagram

bitter stream
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hahahah oh dear

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yeah true Genryu

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the different gem system looks nice

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actually incentivising multi gem use too

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not just weapon swap totem barrage EA nonsense

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The druid gameplay showcase in particular, from gamescom I think was quite nice

random steppe
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Yeah the game is looking pretty good, I'm looking forward to it

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And they have several years in making the first one to draw in making this one, which is exciting, to see a successful company have a chance of doing a "what would you change if you did it again from scratch" to their game

bitter stream
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yeah true! gosh I'm excited for the melee animation and combat changes

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PoE 1's "melee" is sooo clunky compared to all the other playstyles

random steppe
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I think those games always struggle at making melee balanced and fun

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It's not unique to POE at least

bitter stream
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ah yeah, though I can't say I've played much other ARPGs. D2 way back in the day, but apart from that I haven't tried any of like, Last Epoch or others like Grim Dawn which got an update recently I hear.

random steppe
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Last epoch I will probably try at some point

bitter stream
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the crafting system in it seems very cool, but PoE kinda eats most of my ARPG time.
Hopefully you enjoy it when you play it in the future.

random steppe
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PoE is really good but if my attempt at PoE2 also fails I'm ready to accept that I need less complex ARPG and Last Epoch seems like a good middle ground between POE and Diablo

bitter stream
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sounds like a plan lyrathumbsup

green fulcrum
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I tried playing Paths of Exile once. Idk why, but I remember feeling very bored and unimpressed by it.

visual hill
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so I just checked GTA IV modding and it advanced a ton in the space of 6 months (since I last touched the game in May)

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if only I could start it because RGL broke in Proton and is stuck on its loading screen 😦

thorny loom
visual hill
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I read "deflecting bullshit"

fresh bane
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First time I even hear of a wonder woman game

rancid herald
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I kind of feel like it's more likely that everyone under him explained that they didn't have the resources to do live service games

astral steeple
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wow theyre actually gonna revert the cosmetics rating thing

river veldt
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Skyrim dungeons make me feel like Indiana Jones

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right, I keep forgetting to do this Haunting Ground breakdown, let's do it while I have nothing else ongoing

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First, the reputation is accurate: Hewie the dog is the best part of the game both mechanically and for the emotional connection. You get four commands: attack/search, follow/return, "good boy"/pet and "bad dog"/scold. Hewie can disobey or ignore you, and how you use "good boy" and "bad dog" affects the chances of that. Several items and puzzles require Hewie's help. The way it plays in practice feels a lot like The Last Guardian's Trico (11 years later!), and I mean that in the best way possible. There's even a bad ending if you completely fail to bond with Hewie somehow.

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Second: Like I said the other day, it feels like the Resident Evil team were trying to make Amnesia 5 years early.

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Belli Castle and its adjoining Mansion are a great example of RE1 / Spencer Mansion-y level design, with lots of criss-crossing passages and implausible puzzle locks and reasons to return to familiar areas later from new directions that reward you for learning the area (here's one of the maps to demonstrate). Solving all the puzzles to fully unlock these areas is mostly fun. My first major complaint is that, especially in later areas, unfortunately some of the puzzles are just laughably obtuse; you will need a walkthrough.

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But this is also an early attempt at the run-and-hide subtype of survival horror that Amnesia later popularized. You have health, stamina and "panic" levels. Stamina is mostly spent on running. Higher panic causes visual distortions, and max panic makes you lose control of Fiona for a while, which often gets you killed. Stamina and panic "heal" over time, or with consumable items. Your pursuers are invincible until you make it to certain scripted events; Hewie and the consumable weapons you find can only be used to stun them briefly. But because this plays more like a Resident Evil game, "hide in a dark corner" mostly isn't a thing. The only way to escape a chase is to enter one of the designated hiding spots for a while, or simply run very far away.

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Sometimes this system is actually pretty fun, but it's not consistent. My complaints about it fall into two categories:

  • In practice, at any given time, you have access to 0-2 viable hiding spots. That's just not enough, especially when some pursuers can learn your hiding spots.
  • While you're being pursued, you cannot interact with almost anything other than doors, which means you can't make any progress on the puzzles. Thus, the non-scripted chases often lose all tension and feel like the game is just wasting your time.
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So tl;dr Haunting Ground's a very mixed bag overall, but a particularly fascinating one to analyze because it anticipates so many things in later games.

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oh, and the dog you rescue in RE4 apparently uses Hewie's model (in the original of course)

dense crypt
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started playing Faster Than Light again, but witht he Multiverse mod

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remarkable game, but it definitely needed the mod to be bearable

fresh bane
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Haunting Grounds sure sounds a lot like Clock Tower to me rdsnrk

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more than Amnesia

slim thorn
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wouldn’t surprise me, I’ve never watched or played a Clock Tower

fresh bane
river veldt
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it's ok

fresh bane
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Well it's basically exactly like what you're describing in Haunting Grounds, in fact the whole 'panic' mechanic is basically the exact same

river veldt
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for a Super Famicom game it's pretty neat but imo it's not worth playing today

fresh bane
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Also it's one of the grandfathers of survival horror!

river veldt
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yeas

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without it we wouldn't have a lot of survival horror games we have today

fresh bane
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Nitro Rad has a whole series of videos on Clock Tower games if you ever feel in the mood to check those out, most important one is probably the first one just so you can kinda see just how much H.G takes from Clock Tower but some of the other games get so wacky I can't not recommend them

river veldt
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Scissorman is pretty funny

fresh bane
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Watch the videos don't play them, I don't think I could recommend the games to anybody in good faith but still it's fun to know about it

river veldt
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and the weird

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blob guy

fresh bane
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Also on a slightly unrelated note Alan Wake 2 is fantastic so far and it's the closest thing we have currently to a new Silent Hill game (it's still not the same, goes without saying)

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It has a few small bugs and rough edges still but design wise so far it's a fantastic horror experience

white phoenix
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"suck is forever" 🔥

mossy flume
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This is literally just a dumbed down version of what Mr. Miyamoto said decades ago.

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The quote being approximately “A delayed game is eventually good but a rushed game is bad forever”

fresh bane
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I do like how people seem to point that out almost angrily in the comments as if Gabe is somehow in the wrong for just quoting something funny

mossy flume
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He's right, though.

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Economics tends to get in the way of further delays though

fresh bane
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To be fair Miyamoto said that when games had at most like 2 year development cycles maybe 3, you can't make games at the same speed nowadays and there was no way to patch or update games at the time other than cartridge expansions or an updated whole new version of the game

fresh bane
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Oh wow the streamer I was watching play Alan Wake 2 had the game crash because the Epic store had a server problem and he couldn't launch the game again because it's online only apparently, requires you to sign in to the store or have it be online to play sweetiestare

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that sucks, that really sucks

hushed onyx
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On the other hand, if a game is too late it often means major problems with the development process that mean it sucks also.

graceful bridge
little badger
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@untold laurel one of the best maps in the game lyrahype

visual hill
untold laurel
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There is wasn't bad maps, at least

visual hill
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but yeah, this is the best paraphrase of "A good game is eventually delayed, and a bad game is forever rushed."

little badger
visual hill
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DRM-free when launched using the -EpicPortal command line argument.
Using this argument will prevent controllers and skipping cutscenes from working, and will use a \Default-Epic-User\ save folder instead.[1][2]

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-EpicPortal is today's -iamapirate. 🙂

quiet swift
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So I saw this described as Vamp survivors + hades + old diablo

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New pony game coming to Steam next year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DomKY4CLCbI

Check it out on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2688410/Tales_From_the_Herd/
Get access to private alphas and more on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TalesFromtheHerd
A small prototype demo is available for free on itch.io: https://zvn-dev.itch.io/tales-from-the-herd

Tales From the Herd is an upcoming life simulation game that takes ...

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Is that a Twilight Sparkle?

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i love the sideways up/down movement animations lol

robust spear
arctic fern
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(i actually cant tel if thats sarcasm)

robust spear
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At least they hope thats what Hasbro will say

arctic fern
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oh

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no thats twilight

robust spear
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Yeah, it wouldn't hold up in court if you just change the name and nothing else

quiet swift
sage iris
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also weird hearing one of replacer's songs as the theme here

arctic fern
sage iris
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hopefully they got permission for it

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definitely have my eye on that one

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thanks for sharing!

untold laurel
sage iris
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I would appreciate it if anyone who finds new pony games pinged me for them

visual hill
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yeah, they should really change the character designs to not get in trouble

sage iris
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and then add a hidden option to add back the original designs

wind stump
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YEAHHHH FLAMING BIKER SKELETON GANG

uneven epoch
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Bret Robbins CEO of Ascendant Studios says Immortals of Aveum will be coming to XboxGamePass & PsPlus

"Yes, we are talking to them about getting the game onto both of those services. We don't have a date yet, I'm pretty sure it's gonna happen, though."

https://www.windowscentral.com/gaming/our-business-relies-on-selling-games-and-we-didnt-se...

random steppe
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Oh cool, I'll actually play when that happens

little badger
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@mossy flume my Phantom liberty save file just got corrupted FSWAAAAUGH

thorny loom
quiet swift
random steppe
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Yeah I probably wont bother with the demo, I'll wait for game pass

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Realistically I will give it one session to impress me, and see if I go back to it

visual hill
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the demo is a way to test FSR3 for free

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it got some player numbers purely thanks to that 😛

gaunt marten
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Pretty good

river veldt
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i was gonna ping you but i thought it would be rude

gaunt marten
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I don't think I'd mind

fresh bane
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oh god rdlol

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shadow a-posing Johnny

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oh Cyberpunk....

little badger
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@mossy flume turns out it wasn’t corrupted I launched the PS4 version instead of the 5 rdsnrk I forgot I deleted my save file back in the day when it was very buggy.

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So that’s good that I still have my PS5 file flutternod

thorny loom
gaunt marten
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A trailer for the autumn sale?

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Just give me the sale

fresh bane
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this guy's cool

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90% of a detective's job is talking, let's ask questions first and leave the threats for later?
And the other 10%? What's that?
Writing reports.

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Ah yes, paperwork

chilly mural
fresh bane
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💥🔥 flutterwaaaugh 💥 🔥

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I love it people are going back to HL1 deathmatch

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I thought that would be dead forever

green fulcrum
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Ah, the good ol' days of multiplayer FPS servers.

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Before all this monetized skins and pay-to-win crap.

little badger
fresh bane
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I don't think they ever were offline

little badger
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It’s good seeing old games still up

river veldt
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SMRPG spoilers

bronze abyss
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its kinda funny how mediocre this game is that the best thing to say about it is how nice the floor looks

green fulcrum
# river veldt lmao

Cue all the YouTubers going absolutely insane and raging all over the Internet.

fresh bane
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personal space, lady! flutterwaaaugh

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man this entire questline is such a mindfuck

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I'd happily take the edis, especially with my corpo background I can get more edis, but I'm already a millionaire in-game so I don't exactly need them
fuck it, I wanna see what this insane quest is like til the end

static bluff
river veldt
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what do i do woth this Shiny Stone

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i bought fireworks and then traded them with a little mole girl and got it but idk what it does

visual hill
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I finished MGS2, rank: Elephant

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look at that alert count!!!1

river veldt
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!

fresh bane
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I wonder what rank I'm gonna get when I finish izzyooh

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Also I just found out you can't romance Panam in Cyberpunk with fem V

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bummer

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My V was getting along with Panam so well and got shut down completely trixiesad sorry V

fresh bane
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there she goes izzysadness

quiet swift
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[New Bike Get!]

fresh bane
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But at what cost... pippcry

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I actually reloaded that and didn't make an advance towards her just because it was so awkward

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I guess there's no point in doing that since she's straight

quiet swift
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Indeed ts_cry

novel pine
fresh bane
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What a thrill....

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wait, wrong game

fresh bane
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Also, you finished the game now Calinou but maybe it's still interesting for you, found this third person mod the other day and thought it was pretty interesting, might even try it out but I don't know exactly how the mod works yet, not for the master collection though
https://youtu.be/pPsGTdWGZLc?si=whCoX5lX62v6uozv

To celebrate the 20th anniversary of Metal Gear Solid 2, I did what this game always deserved. Soon you will be able to play the game like never before and see it from a whole new angle!

This mod lets you play Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance with the 3rd person camera from Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence.

The code to have a normal 3rd person ca...

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bird acquired 🦜

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god I still love this shot

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so fucking cool

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bromance all the way

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Hal... I miss you. I miss you
pippcry

thorny loom
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I remember him vaguely from mgs5

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Didnt he get exiled cause he experimented on his wife or something

fresh bane
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lol that's Hal's father, Huey

thorny loom
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OH

fresh bane
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this is Hal Emmeric (Otacon)

thorny loom
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I thought they were the same lol

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I only ever played mgs5 mind you

fresh bane
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Huey didn't experiment on Strangelove he just got mad and trapped her inside of an AI pod and left her to die like the rat he is

thorny loom
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Oh

fresh bane
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He's a piece of shit

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In that same cutscene Otacon reveals that Huey, who's paraplegic, drowned himself in a pool after finding out his wife was having an affair with Otacon (step-mom to Otacon, don't worry. .... at least I think) which is probably the best most satisfying ending to an awful character like Huey

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Drafting small children, sending them to war... it's not allowed under international conventions
ICC rules don't mean a lot in war. Someone told me that there are over three thousand children in combat right now.

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I love when Kojima drops those facts straight up in the middle of a conversation between characters rdwut

wintry canopy
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I finally did enough duels to get the sheep mate from the duel pass.kirinhappy

random steppe
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Ok so, someone sent me a definition of "Indie game" I kinda agree with.
Since half our time is spent trying to define genres in here, I thought I'd paste it in case we want to fight over it for fun

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A game that is both developed to completion without any publisher or license interference, and is created by a single developer or small team.

gray flower
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so good being able to actually fucking see the weapon wheel thing close up

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also, really fun seeing more people play deathmatch, i've kinda been getting back into it as of recently, used to play it back in 2015 when i was like 11 lmfao

chilly mural
fresh bane
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Sword sections gave me a bit of trouble, I'm playing on keyboard so the whole right analog stick thing got lost on me, for me it was the directional keys, the stick press was K and the lock on was V, so it was a bit awkward to control overall and the inputs aren't easily re-bindable unfortunately
The RAY fight took me like 2 tries but then I got the hang of it and knew the strat and I did a super clean run mowing through the RAYs

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I appreciate the detail of the menu screen changing to Raiden only after you finish the game, it looks pretty damn good too

fresh bane
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Definitely glad I didn't play with this the first time, the added camera control on top of the regular stuff I have to do would've driven me insane and I feel like the fixed camera works perfectly for the game, but it's still really really cool and I could've used this in some less demanding areas for sure

thorny loom
bronze abyss
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have been watching his series since the beggining and they are all great

feral tulip
spiral kraken
dense crypt
proud warren
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I'm starting to hate playing this game on a controller

bronze abyss
quiet swift
quiet swift
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Huh. They're adding a permadeath mode to AC: Mirage

visual hill
visual hill
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(stats about self-employment in 1900 vs 2000)

visual hill
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(its legal status is questionable, Xash3D is often accused of using leaked Valve code)

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Nuclide doesn't have this problem as it's a 100% clean-room reimplementation based on FTEQW (a QuakeWorld source port), but it's less compatible. It can't fully play the singleplayer Half-Life campaign, only deathmatch

visual hill
steady skiff
quiet swift
steady skiff
fresh bane
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The game is already designed with it in mind so there's not a lot of complete and utter game breaking elements like in Twin Snakes

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I don't think this would have much of any difficulty changes to the game, especially if you play on harder difficulties, nothing that the first person mode can't already allow you to

fresh bane
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Deus Ex came out in 2000

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But it also does that, although MGS is full of that stuff even in loading screens and such

river veldt
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happy 10th anniversary to Super Mario 3D World, my favourite Mario game

bitter stream
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oh yo, the 3ds one?

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it's 10 years old o_0

wind stump
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I think Land is the 3DS one
World is Wii U

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🧓

bitter stream
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oh i see

rancid herald
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now I just feel old

teal sonnet
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help wanted 1 is the best fnaf game

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I am hyped for this one

rotund forge
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WOOOO!!!

visual hill
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I won a 32-player deathmatch

bitter stream
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yo nice work Calinou

visual hill
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I like how Half-Life became by far the largest arena FPS comeback

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Quake Champions' peak was 17k players, this was 33k

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despite Quake Champions being multiplayer-only , and Half-Life deathmatch feeling much more shoehorned than Quake deathmatch ever was

fresh bane
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Can't run around in Quake as the G-Man with a SPAS-12 or as a silly little skeleton with an MP7 so I guess the superior deathmatch game is clear there

astral steeple
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Hype

visual hill
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one more… look at that score!!1

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I ended up enabling texture smoothing because there was a lot of aliasing that I mistook for players otherwise

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cl_bob 0 also makes it easier to click heads, so I switched to it

fresh bane
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I installed it just to mess around and wow this plays and looks better than I remember lol

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This part of the update?

visual hill
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yep

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well, the option to disable texture smoothing (previously accessible via console commands) and cl_bob isn't new

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the update brings HUD scaling, automatic widescreen FOV, 4 new deathmatch maps, multiplayer balance changes, and more

fresh bane
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Ah no I just meant in general, the main menu is completely different

visual hill
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yeah, menu now follows the original WON aesthetic

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(i.e. pre-Steam)

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CS 1.5 and prior also used that menu style

fresh bane
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God I love how insanely chaotic and loud this is

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takes me back

chilly mural
chilly mural
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There is a reason “Turn that buttah” is a real quote in the fgc

wind stump
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cries in forever delayed

chilly mural
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Sam is cute

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😊

fresh bane
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Jesus christ I'm getting shot at by 15 clones of Gordon, 1 G-Man and there's a fucking green skeleton running behind me trying to crowbar me to death

wind stump
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average HLDM moment

fresh bane
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pretty much

fresh bane
wind stump
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yes

slim thorn
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I'm not sure if "sequel" is the right term but it's definitely same universe

wind stump
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sequel, spinoff, alternate timeline

slim thorn
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someone in VA-11 Hall-A mentioned N1RV Ann-A, right?

wind stump
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Did you know that Jill is canon in YIIK

slim thorn
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I don't know what YIIK is izzynothoughtsheadempty

wind stump
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Did you also know that that's the only redeeming quality about that pile of shit

slim thorn
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maybe that's why

wind stump
river veldt
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when i play HLDM im gonna be Ivan

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i love Ivan

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he looks so cool

slim thorn
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like, more so than The Witness?

wind stump
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probably, yes

fresh bane
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what's vallhalla about again?

wind stump
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ending barts

river veldt
wind stump
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR1SibNH-lA here's a nice long video essay on YIIK if you're interested

I swear to god, I'm trying to be nice to it. Today we’re playing YIIK: A PostModern RPG, join me on an absurdist odyysey of tedium and aggravation through a story that uses the most words possible to say… Something? Nothing? We’ll hopefully find out! I tried to understand it and it ruined my brain!

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tehsnakerer
K...

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slim thorn
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the serious answer is VA-11 Hall-A is a visual novel set in a cyberpunk dystopia where you play a bartender doing her day job; most of the game is a steady stream of patrons chatting with you about themselves and their lives, alongside slowly learning more about the protagonist's own life, friends and problems as stuff happens

river veldt
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fuck yeah 2 and a half hour video essay

gaunt marten
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I don't see anything interesting about YIIK, let alone warranting a video essay

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Steam now has a category for PS4 and PS5 controllers (in addition to their own compatibility layer that allows you to use these controllers)

fresh bane
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Just asking so I can see if it's a game that would interest me or not

quiet swift
wind stump
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Cirno is FUCKING DEAD

fresh bane
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oh god we're all in the same team rdlol

quiet swift
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Experience the exciting universe of The Expanse like never before in Telltale’s latest adventure, The Expanse: A Telltale Series. Take on the role of Camina Drummer and explore the dangerous and uncharted edges of the Belt aboard the Artemis. From scavenging wrecked ships in a zero-g environment, to surviving a mutiny, to combating fearsome pira...

Price

$24.99

Metacritic

76

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little badger
thorny loom
light gate
sour hill
green fulcrum
# steady skiff https://store.steampowered.com/app/2688410/Tales_From_the_Herd/

Unfortunately, while this looks really cute, it's gonna get absolutely slammed by Hasbro. "Eventide Spark" is very clearly Twilight Sparkle (down to the exact same mark and colors), that's clearly Ponyville, and that's very clearly an MLP manticore.

The developer(s) is gonna have to redo the art, or else the project will be dead in the water before 2023 is even up.

thorny loom
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“Totally original character “

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Yeah hasbro is gonna be sending him a cease and desist once they find out about it

quiet swift
chilly mural
light gate
wind stump
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"It's not Twilight Sparkle, this is totally legal!"

fresh bane
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I'm actually surprised Filly Astray didn't run into issues

light gate
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That's because the character is technically 'original'.

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You can't copyright an actual art style per say.

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The problem with this game is that its actually using the exact color scheme, the exact type of mane look, and the exact star-shaped bag.

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It's excessively close looking to the IP.

slim thorn
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if it requires the not twilight sparkle tag on a booru, it's not legally distinct

light gate
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Yeah, its pretty much her with a different name.

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Maybe if the cutie mark was different from the bag, or the color had a different shade of purple...

fresh bane
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I wonder how far one could theoretically push it without it actually being Twilight

light gate
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I mean its possible but you have to be cautious.

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Like lets start with the tail, it fucking matches 1 to 1.

fresh bane
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not Twilight Sparkle

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or is she? smoldersquint

thorny loom
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Though given the assets for the gen 4 show were leaked awhile back that wouldn’t exactly be hard to do

fresh bane
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Sure, but the colors are such a big part of Twilight's design

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Would a recolor of Twilight give off the same vibe? And if you change her design shape what do you change without just making an entirely different character? cocothink

slim thorn
fresh bane
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The only things that come to mind right now to me are Velvet, Arizona, Pom, Oleander but they're entirely different characters that to me give off the same vibes as Rarity, AJ, Pinkie, Twilight

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So it's not the same as making a legally distinct version of a character

gaunt marten
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I played Final Fantasy one through four. Recolors make a huge difference even if recognizably the same

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Cloud Giants have way higher stats than hill giants

thorny loom
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Yikes

arctic fern
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Stfu

gaunt marten
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Should not have harassed people

thorny loom
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Usually that would just result in a chat ban

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Locking him out of his account seems a bit excessive

fresh bane
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I hate chat auto moderation

gaunt marten
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Yeah. The punishment is a bit severe for the crime

arctic fern
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I assume there's a history of actual harassment

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Has to be

thorny loom
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He apparently only had one prior ban for a similar reason.

slim thorn
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"only" lol

fresh bane
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Is the 'similar reason' also just saying stfu to someone on chat or worse? That's kind of an important detail

gaunt marten
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He only posted the perma ban message.
slim thorn
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this is why no one believes headlines any more

gaunt marten
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Looks like they have a three strikes and you're banned system

fresh bane
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okay lots of contradictory claims here

slim thorn
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any good action can look bad simply by cherry picking one action and maliciously implying there is no other relevant context, and vice versa

thorny loom
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Yeah. This would be something only EA moderators could clear up

slim thorn
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unless you have some way of personally knowing what really happened, and aren't relying on what anyone else said happened, it's just a rumor with zero credibility like any other

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(except for aspects that no one disputes, such as: this person is currently banned)

thorny loom
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Im wondering if it was a manual ban or an automated system

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Cod recently switched over to an ai monitored voice chat system so it has me curious

slim thorn
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is any practical moderation system fully manual or fully automated?

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even we aren't fully manual

fresh bane
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Regardless of this specific situation that doesn't seem to have an actual honest clear answer I generally don't like these chat moderation things

thorny loom
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^

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Lets lighten the mood

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New paradox game

slim thorn
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yeah, the sheer scale of the problem highly encourages over-automation with semi-working solutions

gaunt marten
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It's not a ban

quiet swift
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Technically speaking I could look at that dude's account >.>

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But if it's making waves in reddit, i'd best not

slim thorn
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but I don't have a solution for that; even if we pretend money isn't a thing, there's only so many humans willing to do a full-time job of judging which flagged comments are actually rule-breaking

quiet swift
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But yeah, SWTOR at least (and I think EA) have a scaling level of bans. Usually several warnings, then increasing lengths of bans

gaunt marten
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I'd do it for money but not if pretending money isn't a thing

quiet swift
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A permaban means he's been an exceedingly naughty boy

slim thorn
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I'd consider it for money if I didn't have the option of programming work

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but it's a coin toss whether I'd actually be able to handle it

gaunt marten
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I'd be fine if the criteria they check can be objectively assessed

slim thorn
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lol

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we don't have objective criteria

gaunt marten
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If not then they'd better give me so much leeway

green fulcrum
# thorny loom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtekOaZmaBc

Can game companies please please please please PLEASE come up with more interesting space game names like "No Man's Sky", instead of just sticking "Star" to the front of everything and calling it a day? We have like 10+ of these already, not to mention all the Star Trek and Star Wars games.

Laziness. Pure and simple.

gaunt marten
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Manechat doesn't have objective criteria but a server a thousand times the size needs to make the process doable within polynomial time

fresh bane
# slim thorn but I don't have a solution for that; even if we pretend money isn't a thing, th...

Don't gotta pretend, League had the Tribunal back in the day where players could basically act as a jury when it came to reports players made and decide whether the person being reported was guilty or innocent, it's a bit of a simplification of the system and it hasn't been included in the game for nearly 10 years now so a lot of people don't even remember it being a thing, it wasn't particularly the best way to go about it, but it was somewhat effective at curbing the types of behavior that right now aren't being dealt with in the game

bitter stream
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I remember the Tribunal

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It was fun

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But er... still needed people to review the results

fresh bane
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and having been a League addict for nearly a decade I kinda developed a bit of an indifferent view towards these chat moderation things because a lot of the times I really honestly just think there's way more important things and a lot of times players get either banned from chat or temporary bans or whatever for just being sweaty without really saying anything awful or whatever

bitter stream
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I don't recall why they took it down exactly

fresh bane
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They removed the tribunal because it was slow as hell at getting these reports figured out even though a lot of the reports were handled by the staff members (League staff was a lot more involved in the game and community back then) and also because... well... imagine having the league playerbase decide whether a player is guilty or not of a report

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Not exactly the most fool proof system

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It worked in some instances, but it wasn't a very sustainable system, so now it's completely and utterly automated and it's absolutely useless! sweetiedumbfabric

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Literally useless! Does absolutely nothing so I hope you enjoy the toxicity and griefers

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Getting SoloQ ranked PTSD here talking about this opaLOLine

bitter stream
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I wonder if something akin to how valve handles cheaters would be useful here

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but for toxic chat

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the VAC-review system in CSGO and presumably implemented in CS2

random steppe
fresh bane
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I actually don't really know how that works so I couldn't say

random steppe
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I actually did vote on quite a few cases when it was still up

fresh bane
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That's a part of it but not the whole story, like I said it wasn't a particularly great system especially long term but hey a lot of times some shitty players got their comeuppance so in some instances it worked

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But mostly it was really slow

slim thorn
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I haven't heard any stories about the Tribunal myself but I'd certainly expect a system like that to have more selection bias going on than fair judgements

fresh bane
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It absolutely did but like I said sometimes it worked because some shitty players did get punished

random steppe
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But yeah the guidelines were ignored pretty often, the judgments would take weeks if not months because it was forever backlogged.

fresh bane
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Which funnily enough I think works better than the current system in the game lol

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This particular event comes to mind

random steppe
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Your system can't take 1 month to ban a toxic user that in the meantime would ruin the time of hundres if not thousands of players

fresh bane
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Just so you know how insanely fucked the system is in League

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And it's part of why I hate the chat moderation thing I feel like it really just solves nothing at all and there's bigger things to worry about in a game rdsnrk but I understand it may be an unpopular opinion to not care about chat moderation

random steppe
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Especially when the game is free to play and the user can just go and make a new account, if they get banned once every month it's not even a huge timesink.

bitter stream
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it used to be there was some friction to new accounts

random steppe
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It was the system that created probably one of the worst communities online

bitter stream
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but runes don't exist anymore, everything is open, a few dollars to buy X champions the banned person wants and you're prospective toxic person is back in.

random steppe
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It wasn't better than what there is now, or almost any other system

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IMO

slim thorn
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since I don't play these games, the strongest opinion I can have is that if chat moderation is genuinely not a big deal, then in-game chat is not important enough to bother implementing; that they did implement it strongly implies the contrapositive

green fulcrum
gaunt marten
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Oops my internet went out

fresh bane
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Absolutely it would've resulted in a punishment for leaving a ranked game

heady bridge
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I mean when you have apps and clients like Discord here is there even a need for in-game chats? Just feels like a lot of work for a dev with a lot of pitfalls and scant reward.

gaunt marten
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Any reasonable system would have at least a little leeway for disconnects

slim thorn
green fulcrum
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I can understand that leaving a ranked game should have some punishment, but--yeah, what Flitter said.

fresh bane
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and she got banned because they all reported her and because the game kind of automatically detected she was maybe intentionally dying and such, rather than the actual stream snipers/griefers getting banned

random steppe
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She could have left the game for sure, but until the game doesn't end you can't start another one is the problem

slim thorn
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but since I don't play these games myself, I can't make that argument

thorny loom
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Imagine having to nerf a cosmetic for blending in too well

bitter stream
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hey agent, can you wait?

fresh bane
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Hold on too many messages at once flutterwaaaugh

thorny loom
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Hi cd yeah ill wait

slim thorn
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removes embed

thorny loom
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Didnt realize we were having a discussion rdwut

random steppe
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Like you create the automation to work 99% of the times, and use your actual humans to catch the 1%

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The problem happens when you don't have the humans to catch the 1%, which I don't know if they have them at Riot nowdays

fresh bane
# slim thorn since I don't play these games, the strongest opinion I can have is that if chat...

Well I don't know if disabling the entire chat is a reasonable thing to do for me just because of the moderation thing, actually Riot disabled all chat removing the ability to talk to the other team during matches, and funnily enough it actually ended up backfiring because most of the times people didn't use all chat to shit on the other team, but instead to plead with the other team to report a troll or to please remake the match but Riot thought that all chat was a toxicity problem and they removed it rdshrug it's that kind of stuff that makes me not care about moderation and punishments in chat but these types of things also happened constantly when I was playing League, with Riot making changes to things we didn't want or weren't important

slim thorn
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not implementing in-game chat is completely different from implementing it and then disabling it after the game's release, let's not quibble

bitter stream
random steppe
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With the scale of games like LoL you either automate some of it, or you don't moderate it at all, which is obviously not okay.
There are I would guess millions of games player per day, it's just not realistic to moderate them by humans

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Even if you only count the ones that get reported

fresh bane
bitter stream
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I guess, for me personally the disabling of all chat saved me the shortcut i had to disable it

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It was like, 7/10 games that i ran into it in ranked

fresh bane
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mute all is your friend, it's basically a requirement for SoloQ

bitter stream
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so.. chat is important to moderate then?

slim thorn
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I'm also confused

fresh bane
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Well now I'm also confused

bitter stream
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let me clarify. It's seemed through this that you think chat moderation isn't important, or worth it the way RIOT does it Nire. is that the case?

random steppe
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I mean if chat is so bad that you are basically require to mute chat every game, disabling it seems like the logical thing to do to me.

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I will back the claim that most toxicity was from your team tho, that said, it's like a 20/80% split

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And it's a harder sell to ban the chat from your team because coordinating is important

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But not a bad idea to remove the 20%, still an improvment

fresh bane
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Oh, no no, I know why chats are moderated or why people want chats to be moderated, I just don't really like the extreme auto-moderation and I brought up League specifically because the chat mostly didn't really help curb the toxic behavior it really just made people shut up which I don't care about, I can just mute those people so nothing changes for me

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But I wasn't trying to say chat moderation or moderation isn't important, no, it's all purely just my preference here

random steppe
bitter stream
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Yeah fair enough Nire. Whatever is in place, it doesn't seem to be enough or doing it's job.

random steppe
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Also as other people pointed out, the dude might be lying as to the circumstances of their ban.
This I can draw personal experience to say that the vast majority of people that get banned do that.

bitter stream
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yeah, the ammount of "I only did X" when they've done Y Z and the whole alphabet

random steppe
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Well the majority of people that get banned and then we hear about after

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For a while it was basically the standard to go to EQD to see what someone we banned would say as to why they were booted

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Some of those stories even resembled reality

fresh bane
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I wasn't talking about that specific guy anymore but in that specific situation it depends entirely on what the previous history is, if the guy is just generally being an ass I think a simple chat timeout is sufficient to make these sweaty players chill out a bit especially in Apex where you have a bunch of communication options that aren't chat (and people also use those to be annoying as well like in League), but if the guy was legitimately harassing other players or saying bad stuff repeatedly then yeah of course, but since we straight up don't know what the situation with that guy is I'm talking more in general rather than his specific case

random steppe
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Thing is, why would they do that?

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By making the other players having a worse time, this guy is essentially making the game lose money by chasing away players.
If they were an ass enough times, it's perfectly possible that the calculation is to boot his ass forever.

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Even if it was minor

quiet swift
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It does also depend on the agent actioning the ticket, if it's not automated. I for example feel like "fuck" is part of the english language at this point and when it's used as an adjective, shrug. "fuck you" though is an insult and that gets actioned

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But some other agents who aren't first language english may be harsher

random steppe
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We do that calculation with 1c here, even tho it's not about money, someone being rude enough times can definitely be enough of a reason to boot their ass

slim thorn
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and even on Manechat we're constantly getting told English doesn't work the way we think it does

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took us like a month to realize that 💀 was the new "lol"

gaunt marten
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I remember muting a guy on IRC because he said bollocks and I looked it up on Wikipedia before looking it up on the dictionary

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Thirteen year old me was so bad at moderation

arctic fern
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To be fair bollocks is a bad word

random steppe
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I think it's a great word

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Rolls off the tongue splendidly

quiet swift
slim thorn
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yes!

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somehow!

bitter stream
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why?

random steppe
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I think it's something like "died from laughter" or something like that

arctic fern
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Wait what

slim thorn
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hell if I know, the only people using it unironically tend to be hyperactive or causing some other problems

quiet swift
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Getting moderated for 'bollocks' is, well, bollocks