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yo what
YEP
i just got home
it was the last announcement
thats some serious hype
Luigi's Mansion 2 remaster
eh
Not yet, I'd say spring or E3 time for that
Uh let's see, what else...
god i hated sticker star
Peach game release date
ooo, neat
A bunch of stuff is coming this November
Oh, Trace Memory from the DS is getting a remake and a sequel release on the Switch
i dont recall that game
It was a somewhat anime game but popular back in the day
oh, another code:two memories? i had that
#PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor from the Nintendo GameCube system will return with enhanced graphics for #NintendoSwitch in 2024! #NintendoDirect
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Peach is March 22, 2024
Mario vs Donkey Kong remake
There was also Eiyuden Chronicles: Hundred Heroes news
Detective Pikachu Returns October 6th
Nintendo's building a Nintendo museum in Japan that'll open in March
yeah that game felt weird, felt like it was missing some of the story
didnt realise there was a sequel
kinda suprised its getting a remake, i might pick it up on sale
F-Zero 99
The original F-Zero game in a battle royale format a-la Tetris 99
Hey, it's a start
i guess i can see it work
Oh, also Sora is now available as an Amiibo for Smash
And the final booster pack for Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is revealed. We're getting Pauline, Peachette, Diddy Kong, and Funky Kong, as well as Daisy Circuit.
Warioware Move-It November 3rd
makes sense but still >:(
And a handful of JRPGs
We do not know the last 7 courses, but if one of them isn't Airship Fortress, I'm going to cry.
What will be interesting is if any of these new games will include the new denuvo stuff allegedly being advertised
peachette? do they know what horrors they have wrought wth that choice?
this and Mario RPG are what im most excited for
That's basically the tldr
Oh Cap, with that 
YEP XD
porn cap. lots of porn.
no there are 7 courses still
You sweet summer child, Cap
Sweet summer child
why is that the first thing you guys think of ?
because im an adult male
pats Cap's head lightly
I think the rarityconfused is more because peachette already exists so why would this change anything
It's what everyone thinks of
speak for yourself

bringing her back to the public consciousness and more fuel to the fire. plus some new models/outfits for ideas
there are definitely exceptions
anyway
TTYD remake also comes with a remade soundtrack, pretty hype for that
oh?
not sure if good or bad, the original was great
have to see what they do to it
Yep, fully redone it sounded like. Oh, it's the same tunes just done with modern stuff.
this was the highlight for me
looks real fun
I'm not sure if it's orchestrated or updated midis
Or both
But it sounded great
I'm with you though, the original soundtrack was fantastic
I would love to see a Paper Mario Wii remake though
I loved that one
@wind stump I see what you mean with that one Greed perk being insane. I got... 2? 3? Levels of it and things devolved quite rapidly
We stopped here by choice because it was getting boring 
theres legit concern when folks say stuff like that that they remix rather than just remaster or change the tone/mood of the original song with different/additional instruments
I would've preferred a Luigi's Mansion 1 remaster though
we already had one on 3ds
Just bring that one up, then
2 and 3 are objectively worse compared to 1, yeah
3 has some great points but its just not the same
The preview they gave didn't sound like a remix or anything, just new/higher quality instrumentation.
i liked 3 a lot so im excited to see how Dark Moon is like
But yeah, we'll see if they changed much
1 was back when nintendo games were allowed to have genuine bite to their spooky games
Yeah, now we're just stuck with silly type of "spooky"
Yes, but 2 has Polterpup.
they all have him
Except the first one
hes cute but still looks like a bland and cute ghost rather than a dog
he was in the firdt one iirc
Yeah, 2-onwards just didn't grab me
oh never mind
it was a bulldog i think, a guard dog
Polterpup is so heckin cute
Enemy dog
he's alright
So what did I miss?
Gah
Mario vs Donkey Kong remake which is cool
MA gave me a short TLDR starting here deviant
Diddy Kong, Funky Kong, Peachette, and Pauline are being added to Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
um
those were the only 2 things i really cared about
Super Mario RPG is soon
and TTYD remaaster
Paper Mario TTYD remake/remaster in 2024
Luigi's Mansion 2 remaster
Mario vs Donkey Kong
Original F-Zero game coming out as F-Zero 99 like Tetris 99
Princess Peach Showtime coming out March 22, 2024
Detective Pikachu Returns October 6th
Nintendo's building a Nintendo museum in Japan that'll open in March
Super Mario RPG remake coming out November 17
Tomb Raider 1 2 and 3 remaster
RIGHT how did i forget Princess Peach Showtime
TTYD remake?
yes
It's a remake
me neither
Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD, same thing.
It's a substantial upgrade
well you will get to play one of the best non-platformer mario games
Never heard of Mario vs Donkey Kong 
Probably the best one
Also wtf, F-Zero 99 lmfao
ive never played TTYD and it's so hyped up im worried it's not going to live up to expectations
Also one of the darkest and most emotional ones.
Seriously, fun stuff in the trailer aside, that game is DARK.
you casnnot be hyped enough
literally the best game of all time
jesus came back from the dead to play it
Also has a trans character in it
oh yes!
yeas vivian
Vivian, my beloved
i forgot about viv
Adorable little shadow creetur
Vivian is great
it's not Tears of the Kingdom how can it be the best game of all time
ALL of the party members in that game are great
I grew up with PS1, GB, DOS/98, GBA, PS2 & 360 more than GameCube or Wii, but I guess its neat seeing these games.
TTYD is legendary
Anyway it's coming out in 2024
I guess remaster is the right term, but it's an aggressive remaster
Whole new lighting system, all new shaders, looks like they redid the models and textures and sprites....
New music
it's like Metroid Prime 1 levels of remaster
cute
Prime 1 didn' get a wholly redone soundtrack though
Yeah Prime was fun for sure, remember playing the og with a friend.
Peach dresses up in cute outfits that's all i really need
Oh good, it's thunderstorming

Wait who is Peachette again
Toadette with Super Crown
Or alternatively, Peach but sexy? I dunno
O I see
Discover Lara Croft’s original globe-trotting adventures when #TombRaider I-III Remastered Starring #LaraCroft makes a running jump onto #NintendoSwitch 14/02/2024. #NintendoDirect
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she was in New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe
Basically it's what started the whole Bowsette craze
Oh
wait wHat ThE FUCk? TOMB RAIDER REMASTERED?!
Yeah, that too
apparently??
HOLY SHIT
Forgot that peopl would care about that
Tomb Raider 1-3
i'd like to play a remastered laura croft, i couldnt get into the clunky older game
hope they're able to make it less clunky
i mean i forget that people care about the jrpgs that are always in these but they do
Its so funny that it got announced because I JUST FINISHED TOMB RAIDER 1 A WEEK AGO.
Yeah a lot of them looked great
Wasn't there also a Playstation stream today?
yeas
in 6 hours
that's later
Ah, thought it was only like an hour after the Direct
what does that mean
Oh heck! It has the expansions and the missing stuff that’s almost been lost through time! Heck yeah!
Oh its insta-buy Tomb Raider collection.

I can’t wait to hear Lara scream over and over again (by dying) with my clumsy hand-motor controls.
cool!
But yeah, I would recommend the trilogy with excessive caution. Tank controls beware.
............This can be taken in a very different way. 
Dying in Tomb Raider is… an experience to say the least. 💀
Oh, and Splatoon 3 expansion pass
And Trombone Champ! 

Also Wargroove 2, but I'm pretty sure I supported that kickstarter 
I hope F-Zero 99 means that we might maybe get a proper new F-Zero title eventually
Still looks fun though
Sweeeet
Dave the diver Switch port is pretty cool
Let me know how it is, I'll be trying it tonight
I'll have to try it next week. I have good latency but I wouldn't trust any satellite internet to be good enough for multiplayer (even though starlink is supposed to be good enough for it to work)
Now heres the real question
Dave the diver would be right up my alley if you could make your own character.
With the playstation showcase will we get 2 for 2 and bloodborne on pc
Cause ttyd on switch i thought would never happen
if we get bloodborne on PC today I'll eat a sock
Same.
Even though I literally predicted it earlier today haha
Listen, I'm just saying it'd be really mean for them to release it right now just as Lies of P is releasing
So they might do it
I find it bold when Sony tries to go straight up against Nintendo Direct, it's very often super hard to go against that level of hype
Nintendo is good at generating fan hype
I mean yeah, I do feel that the majority of people are "either or" with Nintendo and Sony
So they aren't necessarily competing that much
Like for me I am more interested in sony stuff because their shit occasionally comes to PC
I do know one of the things that apparently leaked from sony is horizon forbidden west pc port
No matter what Nintendo is doing, I don't really care at all
Makes sense, but it is very easy to get compared
Nintendo can make fans go crazy fairly easily
Im guessing the whole dolphin situation finally got Nintendo to start making the most requested gamecube games remastered
I’m just waiting for a PS5 revision model, its been rumored.
Oh yeah, Nintendo is the better company, if I had to buy a console I'd buy a Ninendo console, but also, I don't want to buy a console
So thanks dolphin lol
This. I dont want to spend $300+ for like 3 games
Same reason i wont buy a ps4 for just bloodborne
Whenever I get some money for hardware in my budget, I just buy more shit for my pc 99% of the time
I still find it weird that I have many games in interest with Nintendo and Sony than Xbox. Even though I had a 360 and played 360 titles for a while.
Xbox ported most of their stuff to pc already
Yeah, at this point it's more like the whole console industry against PC, while XBox is like "lol whatever"
Halo mcc was basically the most requested thing for years
Now if they just remastered fable 2 and 3 and ported them to pc it would be great but it probably wont happen
Spiderman was great
Halo MCC isn’t that great but they’ve been making improvements.
While it sucks that Nintendo is very exclusuve about their games, it is also extremely reasonable decision for them
Its in a better state than infinite at least

But I don’t play on PC anymore so I can’t say that with confidence.

Starfield is probably like the only game that’s made me say “dang, that looks fun”
And it took Microsoft an acquisition lmfao
Fucking blows the backstabbing though, Starfield was gonna be on PS5… goddam

Yeah to be fair, it's not like Xbox players haven't been in that situation 12 times a year
If Microsoft didn’t fuck around so much in the Xbox One era, maybe they wouldn’t have been in this situation.

I was so angry about the always online bullshit, it was at the worst time too after SimCity 2013.
Eh, true, but also, it wasn't better then
It was actually worse
More exclusives isn't a better state of the industry
Who said anything of that?

I fucking hate exclusives, I just wished I could use only one console.
That isn’t running on fucking Windows.
Agreed
It worked better on the PSP, but the PS3 was just baaaad.
Fuck. Discord didn't scroll down. Apologies.
I never had any issues with the PS3
Boot up sound was awesome though.
It was just clunky as fuck to use, slow, the browser was made by aliens, for aliens.
... except for when mine completely bricked and I sent it to sony for repair bc warranty and they just replaced it
Like, the internet browser?
The few times I had to use it I wanted to die.
And to be fair to Microsoft, Sony was also planning this but backtracked after the backlash.
Did sony end up implement the anti used games thing they had in mind after all? The stuff you had to pay a fee to them if you wanted to use a used game?
Was it Sony even?
if it was, they never implemented it
I remember reading stuff about it
Oh it was one of the XBox one thing that got backlash, maybe I got confused about things since what Deviant was mentioning
So the idea was that Sony and Microsoft were gonna do the online and anti-use block thing.
But because of Microsoft’s shit-tastic press conference that was all TV and Kinect…
It gave Sony an opportunity at their lowest moment.
Because PS3 was not… a success per say
$599 US dollars.
Giant enemy crab!
The used game problem is an interesting one, I wonder if they stopped pushing this shit because retail is dying anyway so it wont actually matter in a a few years
Probably that and it was better to push digital with more incentive.
I’m glad the Switch does cartridges.
I keep my games at least.
It's kind of funny that Microsoft did Seppuku'd on something that would have been a non issue in a few years
E3 2013 was a hilarious beatdown by Sony that Microsoft is still recovering from to this very day
Microsoft thought they could just get in and say shit like "Open Skype" and "Play TV" in a press conference, barely showing any games.
It was so fucking bad.
exactly
There was also the Kinect always being on.
And being a requirement for the system to even start.

I did open skype by mistake a few months ago and I live in terror that action awakened the ancient horror
And it's now waiting to strike
Wait, if Another code got Switch rerelease, does that mean we can also get Hotel Dusk
It was a natural succession from kinect and their gradual focus on the casual market
...which they presented to the most hardcore gamers at E3 of all places

All sony had to do was to not do what microsoft was doing and they won the generation from that alone
YEP
To be fair, Kinect was a good idea if it worked.
The reception from hardcore gamers was obviously negative but casual features sell a lot...if they work...
Problem being that Kinect didn't work
Here, watch the exact moment Sony basically stole Microsoft's lead. https://www.youtube.com/live/DmoZAPDV3ew?feature=shared&t=6990
PlayStation E3 Press Conference Livestream June 10, 2013 6:00pm PDTTune into the start of the Press Conference: 32:50
(Time stamped)
Like, every year at the EA E3 conference they'd invite a football guy to narrate the next fifa, and had a car on stage for the next car game, every time hardcore gamers bitch and moan but those titles sell more than the God of Wars and the Battelfields.
Just because the Gamers ™ don't like a think it doesn't automatically means it's bad.
But in this case, Kinect was actually terrible.
BREAKING: Unity canceled a town hall this morning and closed two offices due to what CEO John Riccitiello said was a credible death threat, according to people familiar. This comes in the wake of a controversial price hike from the video game tech maker https://t.co/Xldfu5q9A4
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It didn't help that the Xbox E3 2013 conference felt like a try-hard Apple conference. Full of ego and "we know we are the best of the best".
Okay, the studio deserves backlash for the bullshit they've done, but the man doesn't need to fear for his life
Death threats are unacceptable 100% of the time.
if the product was good I do think that they wouldn't have been in hot waters.
Doesn't matter what shit you've done.
Doesn't surprise me in the slightest.

Paid-walled article lmao.
Oh Bloomberg.
First one I seen.
So things are going well at Unity.
Another thing was the Xbox One was made weaker because of the Kinect increased costs, so you had a stupid camera with a microphone, always listening with a console that always required to be connected.
Trailer for the new expansion https://twitter.com/cyberpunkgame/status/1702354838678384936?
I wouldn’t be alive if it wasn’t for you.
Official cinematic trailer for #PhantomLiberty is out now. ❤️🔥
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so nbd
Oh yeah, and keep in mind this was right after snowden's leaks came out lol
I don't think people who make death threats care or don't already know it's serious, the type of people who do this are demented in the first place
And the worst part? PS4 launched at $399 after they got the Xbox One launch price, day one edition. That being $499!

Yeah, with the required kinect lol
What a disasterclass in marketing
This is the type of thing business students do case studies on
The Xbox One also had a built in DVR.
FOR SOME REASON.
BECAUSE "ALL IN ONE"
"Your Xbox is your smart media hub."
Cool concept, except gamers didn't care and the general consumer market was alienated with the price. You could buy an Apple TV or a Roku far cheaper than whatever the fuck Microsoft was upselling you.

Worst part, it was a cool concept that could've worked if done right.
Very nice

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Well, my solid guess is that Metroid Prime 4 is on Switch 2.
I'll be almost surprised of it's on Switch 1
Its safe to say it'll be a transitional title, if possible.
https://youtu.be/L3FgtqaKejE? @graceful bridge
F-ZERO 99 is out today for active Nintendo Switch Online members.
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Oh my god, 99 player battle royale

What time is the State of Play again? Like 5 PM?
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Ty.
Will you be watching?
It’s mostly indie but we might get a few surprises Hopfully.
we need threads inside our threads
I don't know what I would want out of a Sony state of play
I guess the things I care about would be like... a Returnal sequel or the Ghost of Tsushima sequel that they need to make 
I want spyro 4
I would love a Sequel to Ghost it was a brilliant game.
It's fairly widely expected they're currently working on one
Ghost?
Yeah
Yeah I heard it’s in Development.
I’d say 25-26
Yeah that sounds about right, I'd bet 2025
They are showing some Helldivers II gameplay today at the state of play.
EA Reportedly Ending Support For Wild Hearts Seven Months After Launch
ooof
I forgot about that game
They never really got around to optimizing it more
Just more content/mobs/armors etc
First impressions matter and it didn't make the best impression. The gameplay loop as a whole was good but it got massively shot in the foot by poor performance
I reinstalled it like 2 months ago? It's still had the same stuttering issues
The performance issues were fixed for most people in the first post-launch patch afaik
Yes most, they fixed the issue that was causing problems with a line of common graphics cards.
We have 3070s and 5600x rigs and it's still stuttery 
Which is a shame because my fiancée's first "big" game (not farmville or garbage like that) after the sims was MH:W and she had a 1000 hours in it. Would've liked this to be a game we could play but she found it unplayable
Do you remember anthem? I loved that game but it just didn’t get many updates. Then they said they would rework the whole game. But it never happened.
That's a whooooole different situation
Yeah.
Wild Hearts didn't need a whole game rework to be fun, it just needed good fps
Basically the design of the game (not performance) was just terrible apart from the flying. They wanted to fix it a la No Man's Sky but in the end thought it wasn't worth the cost
What FPS was wild hearts reaching?
EA thought it wasn't worth the cost.
Wild Hearts helped with one of my main problems of MH and that's that each game doesn't really introduce new weapons or gameplay
At launch.
But I could go play WH and fight with a magic umbrella that let me parry and fly around and thats something I would kill to have in monster hunter
Stuttering down to 20s or so, regularly 40ish at 1080p? It did go higher max but still had stuttery lows
also I can fortnite style drop an apartment complex mid-fight and that's novel
but the fun weapons were the main appeal.
Oh yeah, WH's ideas and design were wonderful
It just ran like shit and hasn't improved for an unfortunately large amount of people
Well knowing the games industry that means we're never getting Wild Hearts 2
because if something doesn't print money it just gets taken out behind the woodshed by executives.
Ah right.
Its all about the money.
Growth.
Unless you're an actual studio that has not sold their souls.
It's very fun. The controls are way more forgiving than the SNES counterpart. I played it all lunch break.
There, from the reddit thread. One of the top posts
I think it ran okay on consoles but as is typical lately, PC got utterly shafted
"I dont know why developers expect success when you give us broken games."
Try meeting deadlines.
oh there are teams ?
No normally it's you vs 98 others, but they have special events every 15 minutes. This was that
oh neato
Donkey Kong hides his face.
Donkey Kong looks at Mario.
Donkey Kong says "Peekaboo!"
Mario laughs.
Donkey Kong hides his face.
does captain falcon do his famous falvon punch
cute !
BIG YOSHI
I'm sure the nintendo store sells yoshi plushes
Hes so round
What game is this? Starfield?
Wild Hearts
i have yoshi plush yeah
apparently Super Mario RPG remake let's you swap between the Switch music and the Super Nintendo music
YOU CAN SWITCH BETWEEN THE NEW AND OLD VERSIONS OF RHE SONGS WE ARE BACK LIKE NEVER BEFORE
Is that a leak?
just showing off how far superior the original was
Those button navigation menus...
those sound effects...
Is that Kingdom Hearts menu sounds?

no that's the sounds from Mario RPG
oh, captain, are you finally going to play mario rpg now?
yes !
very excited for Novvember
im eating good
Super Mario Bros Wonder in october and Mario RPG in novmeber
and then Peach game in March !
my release calendar looks a little sparse after September :(
also I hate how Excel makes my formatting inconsistent
Mortal Kombat 1 looks interesting
Like when I type 8/3/24 I do not want it to turn it into 8-Mar
and i can't get enough of Johnny Cage
Yeah, I posted it on #science-and-tech ... I wonder if its still up on wikipedia.
NOPE, got nuked from orbit.
It was reverted within an hour of posting it and then other people tried to copycat leading to the article getting protected.
OH wow, some of these edits are great.
I haven't looked into the Nintendo stuff today, but I'm excited if you're excited
You know what! Free exports for 3 months in case you are leaving Unity. We've got some links to help you make the jump
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I really thought the initial response to the Unity thing would be the worst since people were very heated but this is the opposite of ''we'll wait until this blows out'', the longer this goes on the worse it gets
He looks disappointed with me
For them anyways
Well yeah, but that guy on the Unity offices threat was too much, nobody should do that.
:yosher:
he's just eepy
People have received death threats for less, at this point it should be expected unfortunately
Okay so its not exclusive.
I wonder what other platforms.
what was Tomb Raider on originally
DOS/PS1/Sega Saturn/MacOS
Do you know what Sega Saturn is?


yeah i was in shock because why would you put a game on that
Core Design was pretty skilled when it came to porting their games.
why do people always ask me if i know what an old console is
Because not everyone knows.
Captain do you know Wii? It's a pretty old console


the sega saturn is pretty forgotten
Do you know what a Commodore 64 is?
yeah
An Amiga?
yeah
They have a cream for that
sony's "299" not only killed the console, but killed sega as a console manufacturer
You just have to watch AVGN
I mean I learned most of these things through him tbh, but I love old tech and new tech in general.
that's not real
@Hclegend
hmm
the prototype GBA was called something like Neptune or Atlantis but i can't remember which one
Hey Hc people are talking about your favorite game goddess
it was Atlantis
By the way, this is how early Core Design was with 3D https://youtu.be/F90uLZfTlTU?feature=shared
Seeing this in 1995 was insane.
This is an early prototype of Tomb Raider, which was done by Core Design to demonstrate what the engine was already capable of. Tomb Raider has a custom engine that uses a grid system for the level maps. Unlike the final game, this prototype also has angled walls in some corners, even though they behave like normal blocks.
You may notice that L...

Wow Neptune did summon Hc
nah i'm just lurking
I honestly wouldn't blame anyone especially anyone around my age to not know about it especially since they may get it confused with the Genesis which people know a lot more generally
Saturn didn't even have a Sonic game that released smh
and the one that was gonna come out looked terrible
There are already people who don't know what a VHS was.
Honestly great timing for the tomb raider ports/remasters/whatever they are since I've been intrigued by Tomb Raider games for a while, I was never huge into it but I've always thought and was curious what they were like 
I remember thinking they looked pretty advanced for their time
Yeaaah but there's always gonna be some people that don't know, I'd say VHS is still something people know about especially with so many media centered around the time
It's super weird that the save icon is a vending machine
It's mostly just kids that don't know and... well they're kids

Don't copy that vending machine.
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woops
I actually had Floppies ironically enough, didn't have a good computer till way later.
They made funny noises, and were easy to carry.
what's the difference between disc and disk
"Why is it called floppy, they are hard"
I forget.
Disc and disk are both variants of the English word for objects of a generally thin and cylindrical geometry. The differences in spelling correspond both with regional differences and with different senses of the word. For example, in the case of flat, rotational data storage media the convention is that the spelling disk is used for magnetic st...
oh ok
i thought you knew everything :(
🇬🇧🇺🇸
I already explained the difference between disk and disc a year ago. I can't believe you forgot
a whole year ago
Yes that's the joke
#tailchat message
where gaming is illegal
Gamers are the most oppressed class in society
Flitter has a very dry sense of humor. which I think is why they get a lot of the jokes I make that kind of slide by
that wasn't a year that was 6 months
I had them too, I also had tapes, mostly they were music tapes
I can understand it, Flitter is from an arid country.
do you rmemebr the badger song
It's always weird for me when people say ''hurr durr gen z doesn't know what a floppy is lelelel hohoho'' when I had them around when I was a kid
what if they made a game about that
I had floppies around and I wish I hadn't
Fucking hellspawn are the least reliable storage medium on the planet
Yes but it needs to be a strong enough magnet
what you don't think a floppy disk with a max capacity of a whopping 1.5 megabytes is reliable?
how strong
Magnet can kill even modern hdds
Neodymium should do it
can you use real words
Degaussing is the process of decreasing or eliminating a remnant magnetic field. It is named after the gauss, a unit of magnetism, which in turn was named after Carl Friedrich Gauss. Due to magnetic hysteresis, it is generally not possible to reduce a magnetic field completely to zero, so degaussing typically induces a very small "known" field r...
This doesn't matter because no matter what you do the floppy disk will turn unreadable in a few months
Neodymium magnets are magnets that can rip your arm off from its socket
Back then we used to burn those disks anyway.
A neodymium magnet (also known as NdFeB, NIB or Neo magnet) is a permanent magnet made from an alloy of neodymium, iron, and boron to form the Nd2Fe14B tetragonal crystalline structure.Developed independently in 1984 by General Motors and Sumitomo Special Metals, neodymium magnets are the strongest type of permanent magnet available commercially...
Whoops, wrong channel lmao.
Just woke up to a paper Mario ttyd remake and I'm now extremely happy
And discs
They should try liking more than one thing
Metroid fans pointing and laughing at Prime fans while playing Dread
👈
🎮
To be honest, Prime and Dread fans suffered quite a lot.
Prime 4 was gonna be on the next console game lineup. Not the switch which will probably be retired in a year or two
If it was gonna happen at all
I hope they do some sort of trade in program, hahaha that is me being wishful.
I mean with maximum copium, you can expect Metroid Prime 4 with that rumored PS5 level visual
...ngl that would be insane, I do wanna see that
Anyway, both my joycons are drifting again.
Ill assume more in line of ps4 visuals
Metroid Prime 4 is coming out on the PS5 State of Play announcement
I was gonna get them hall sensors but now I'm like... nah.
If Switch 2 is backwards compatible, then I just wont.
I doubt my Switch Gray Revision model is valuable.
Its kinda a shame because its gonna become ewaste, and I'd prefer trade ins if possible.
HADES II Development Update! 💀🌒🌕🌘💀
We've been making steady progress since our reveal at The Game Awards, and getting close to an Early Access launch some months from now, in Q2 2024.
More details and answers to your questions here:
https://t.co/qioX4wKUuU
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did we get the sony thing?
I'll finally get to play TTYD for the first time ever next year!!!
good lord Nemesis
"Mommy?
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yeah
Happening right now
Not sure, just joined the live. just started 9 m inutes
Oh.....no it starts in 3 hours.....this is a preshow
They're going to announce new mainline F-Zero game, Metroid Prime 4, new Donkey Kong Country game and new PMD game
in State of Play
lol
PMD? More like Protect My Dragon
We want to acknowledge the confusion and frustration we heard after we announced our new runtime fee policy. We’d like to clarify some of your top questions and concerns:
Who is impacted by this price increase: The price increase is very targeted. In fact, more than 90% of our…
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We already discussed this
I see
regarding TR remasters, remember OpenLara/OpenTomb is a thing on PC
there is also a new EXE patch that came out recently
it'll be interesting to see how the remasters compare. The Nightdive vs Grove Street Games moment, if you prefer
OpenLara is what I used recently to play TR1, it was okay but I hit lots of bugs. One of them was really bad and basically prevented me from finishing a puzzle, so I had to cheat.
It is also unfinished and only supports TR1.
TR2 and TR3 are still not quite working fully yet.
Wow, that's a lot of users
A hundred million downloads, a million dollars in total revenue
Is this just for the year?
That was last year’s number so i assume so
well they do say they make games for kids
Its not jsut that. They do bring up a good point
Think of all the mobile unity games gonna get screwed over by this
Since most games are free to play on mobile stores nowadays
If they don't make over 200k dollars a year (or 1m on the pro subscription) then they don't qualify for the fee. Most games should actually be fine with exceptions like this one
Fair enough i suppose
Unity wants some of that genshin cash
Yeah. Hoyo would be one of the few devs able to afford porting everything over to unreal 5

“Game that was released around bg3 and starfield hype doesnt sell well” https://x.com/wario64/status/1702395319227453857?s=46&t=bVzXPIZvXYyJJoEkCfgMsQ
Ascendant Studio (Immortals of Aveum) lays off nearly half of staff weeks after release (~40 staff) https://t.co/FpRvydWP9D
"Immortals of Aveum’s poor sales were cited for the layoffs"
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I do have a spare key for this for my usual trade off my steam wishlist thing, but I don't know if anyone wants it 
haven't even heard of it
That’s exactly the point lol
Basically FPS magery
But yeah it had a cool concept
considering how many other games people were talking about during this period, I don't think it's just the other releases going on
Oh yikes
I wonder what constitutes a ''credible'' death threat
knowledge of address or details of his daily routine
I also didn't know about the deleted tweet from a Unity employee communicating internally about how awful this would be received
Sometimes it's easy to forget that these companies have many moving parts and some people, usually a handful, have more of a say than the ones actually doing the work
Like I said. The backlash is warranted. Death threats, while I sadly expect this dumb shit from people who take these reactions way too far, death threats towards any human being are never warranted for any reason
It must suck being one of the people telling your higher ups that this is a terrible idea but they just decide to go for it anyways and now.... well now you're getting death threats 
F-Zero 99 is insane. I love it
I mean, we know who this man is. He was the very reason EA became the greedy scumbags they are now. Started it with loot boxes and even proposed reloading a mag should cost money. Still literal scum, but doesn't deserve death threats
Me too
It's also easy to forget that the ones higher up will also necessarily have less context available to them than the ones actually working on the relevant context down the totem pole. So it is often difficult for the higher-ups to have a full grasp of how well or poorly a given decision will affect a company because of how their jobs work and will thus have to work on their gut instinct/intuition.
But this one in particular? This might have been a fairly obvious one... 
Either way, if they didn't know before, they sure as hell do now.
Yeah, it's important to see matters from multiple perspectives
one of the indie dev statements made the point that the ToS removal is a pretty strong indication they knew exactly what they were doing
Yesssssss, see, I was willing to give them the benefit of the doubt until that happened.
Pointedly erasing their ToS git history is, uh.... not a great indicator of operating in good faith
it's certainly the biggest smoking gun one can easily point to and explain in a single sentence
there's other evidence of malice too, but, why bother assembling the full case lol
Indeed
[F-ZERO 99]
The game is now available.
Bizarrely, it appears to run on the 3D Mario engine (ActionLibrary). Other games that use this engine include 3D World and Odyssey.
Nintendo Software Technology led this game’s development.
(thanks Watertoon and @InternalLoss)
I'm impressed the Mario game engine can run a racing game that apes the SNES look so well
#Persona4G: Kanji's in the TV
today I'm doing the pain in the arse fetch quest where you have to talk to a bunch of people even though you already spent 2-3 days investigating him...
is that the one where it's immediately obvious who's on the midnight channel but protag somehow has no idea
"It's Kanji, you moron."
Yeah but like you need the clues to Teddie can sus him out
to paraphase myself when Tale got to the Kanji dungeon
"it's extra funny when you know both languages because every wall of every room is plastered with MEN MEN MEN MEN"
"and the occasional MEN ONLY"
the subtlety
isn't
and then Yousuke has to be an ass about it the whole rest of the game 
lemme date yosuke
Did you say you trapped someone in the closet hc
Immortals Of Aveum Studio Lays Off Half Its Staff
https://t.co/2GEWwkcnPS
Yeah. We mentioned that earlier. Poor marketing and being between baldurs gate 3 and starfield basically sucked any air out of it
I’ve still to play it. It does look good.
Heretic 3
to be fair, it's very simple from a tech standpoint: use nearest-neighbor filtering for everything, unshaded materials
you can use any engine this way, even UE5
Speaking of
Totally not suprised or anything

I would consider Godot if the documentation wasn’t so bad
But I have a number of gripes with it that makes it a non-starter
And I’m not exactly an engine developer who can fix it, so… leaves me with Unreal Engine for 3D or GameMaker for 2D.
what issues do you have with Godot docs?

not that I can do much about it (I am pretty busy with other things right now), but still
I've heard a lot of praise for docs lately, so I am a bit surprised
#Persona4Golden: Well I'm on the day my guide says to "Rescue Kanji" 
And oh my god it's basically outlining to do everything in one run
The whole Sauna and the revisit to the castle to fight the optional boss there
if you're gonna use a guide, might as well
Oh and it also says buying weapons is a waste of money aside from MC/Yu
I know money is kinda tight but je sus this is going to make it even more of a grind
Then again I think I overcompensated the grind in Yukiko's castle because I ended up with ten Golden Whatevers I needed for a Quest later on when the writer had two after their first visit
It's a good guide but man it's stressful to follow

oh, so it's not just Microsoft and Gamepass they made that claim about
Note
They only pay for games they deliver via subscription services where many games are bundled
They don't pay for games they just host on a store
Thats to be expected
That being said this does help ease a lot of concerns with game pass and psn
nah it's a good clarification, anyone who hasn't been following the Unity drama enough to have heard the previous chatter around the gamepass question could've easily misread that headline
it should really name the services, rather than the console companies
I wonder if this is news to Sony, Microsoft and/or Nintendo.
They're going to laugh if Unity tries to send them a bill.
yeah that's my first thought
Unity Technologies has stated that PlayStation, Xbox, and Nintendo will pay the company's new runtime fee on behalf of game developers.
PlayStation, Xbox, and Nintendo: "We are?"
even if the bill is peanuts to them, I doubt they'd want to allow that precedent to be set
That’s so radical to the point where I have to assume they’ve negotiated this beforehand, but I can’t really rule out that they’re springing this on them
It’s most likely this was negotiated already
They make so much money from the game sales anyway
Plus if they didnt thats a massive income loss if all those game devs decide to pull them from serivice
was fnaf there
No
I have no idea, I missed it.
I'm watching the VoD now
This State of Play broadcast will focus on updates to previously announced games coming to PlayStation consoles. From indie and PS VR2 highlights, to major upcoming titles from our third-party partners, our latest show has something for everyone. It all begins Thursday, September 14 at 2pm PT / 5pm ET / 10pm GMT
Rated RP - M, THIS LIVE STREAM ...
(Warning, first video contains swearing)
doesn't look like it
... aw fuck, Roblox is coming to PS
I’m still surprised it wasn’t already there
VR Ghostbusters game
also dlc (?) for re4 focusing on ada wong
story trailer for the new avatar game by ubisoft
the deep dive in spider man 2 was nice
possibly, but, why would these companies have agreed to it? what do they benefit from agreeing to a retroactive increase in fees?
Make sense. Seperate ways was that way for Re4 original
Definitely eye candy. And a far cry clone id actually wouldnt mind
Oh, DLC expansion for Tales of Arise
Let me know if forbidden west port is announced
About fucking time, if legit
Hm, well unless I skipped it when scrubbing I didn’t see a mention of Horizon
It got leaked on a ratings board but its just the complete edition
Nah this news is a day or two old because or something filed/registered in Singapore
ah yeah ratings board
So, base game + DLC or something?
There's an xpac to Forbidden west, yes. I forget the name. Burning shores?
Yes
Essentially the same thing that released to PC for the first game, was the full thing
Pre-Order Now wherever you game!
Discover Lara Croft’s Original Adventures, Lovingly Restored
Play the Original Three Tomb Raider Adventures: For the first time ever, play the complete experience with all expansions and secret levels on modern platforms in this definitive collection.
Included Game Titles
Tomb Raider I + The Unfinished Business...
Was shown in switch direct but its also coming to pc
my turn for the Valve Hardware Survey popup
Separate Ways (Resident Evil 4 additional DLC)
■Release Date: September 21st, 2023
■Platforms: PlayStation®5, PlayStation®4, Xbox Series X|S, Steam
The Mercenaries (Resident Evil 4 additional DLC)
■Release Date: Currently available (Additional content update planned for September 21st, 2023)
■Platforms: PlayStation®5, PlayStation®4, Xbox Series...
The "Silksong is delayed another 5 years to get ported off of Unity" tweet being liked by a programmer at Team Cherry hit me like I just got shot
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I almost posted that one but decided it might not be very relevant to the people who want to focus on Unity.
It's relevant to me

whoooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Piracy installs count.
And you have to argue with them to get refunds on that.
Which I imagine will require some sort of burden of proof, which is… NONTRIVIAL
to be unnecessarily fair: they don't exactly say that... but it's hard to figure out what else this response could mean
it's certainly A Valid Concern™️
And you have to track that every month
And update your report to them if you’re somehow able to track piracy installs on your own, which… who has the ability to do that?
plot twist: they were planning on monitoring seeds on piracy sites and using that to infer the number of paid installs
Pretty sure if you check for the seeds of torrents you can find out quite a lot of people who pirate your game
not every one though of course
and who knows if that's a reasonable estimate of total pirated copies
Sane people stop seeding after a while
Typically people stop seeding almost immediately
Sane people stop seeding after it's finished downloading but I'm sure it can still be tracked
Now if a tracker counts snatches that would be a better number
Not all trackers count
But still a bad number
I try to make a point of seeding longer than I need to, but when the internet's in a bad mood I often have to just stop all seeds anyway
I seed to a ratio of 1 or 3 or forever depending on content
I try to aim for a ratio of at least 1 unless literally no one else is leeching
In the days of yore I had an interest in understanding how companies track piracy of their content and to this day I’ve never come up with a better answer than “it’s mostly hand-waving”
Supergiant Games is a small independent game development studio in San Francisco, known for its award-winning titles Hades, Pyre, Transistor, and Bastion.
2024 early access release for hades 2
Godot funding
I tend to target a ratio of 5, but really I just seed indefinitely because my trackers are all private trackers
Nice
I only ever got invited to 1 private tracker
Do you want more invites?
and when I use it, there are a million other seeds so my ratio never goes up no matter how long I leave it
Yeah, most private trackers have moved to a ratioless format
I’ve been in a bunch. A couple were very competitive. 
I’ve never seen that
So they instead rely on you to keep seeding for a while, and don't penalize you if there are no leeches
They institute minimum seeding periods after which you're free to stop
Makes sense
And otherwise award bonuses if you keep seeding
I have literally no idea what any of these words mean
I do see that in one of the trackers I have access to but ratio is still critical for them, so I guess it’s a hybrid
Torrent stuff
It'll take a while to explain so ask me tomorrow
in the context of torrents, basically "leeching" and "seeding" are analagous to "downloading" and "uploading"
Older trackers tend to be ratio based
I know torrent stuff I just don't know the specific lingo
I know seeding but not the others like 'tracker'
and your "ratio" is simply how many bits you've seeded to other people vs how many bits you leeched from others
A tracker is a website that hosts torrents
a ratio of 1 is equivalent to "I downloaded the whole file, and then 1 other person downloaded the whole file from me" (but usually it'd be more spread out than that)
I’ve just kept my existing collection and they’re indeed old
Nothing sufficiently anyway
I have a friend who has the winning replacement but it’s still not as good
so basically "seed your torrents until a ratio of 1" (on average) is the bare minimum to keep everything sustainable
Nowadays I don't really need to torrent music since I'm fine with ripping it myself from streaming sources
But there’s a really good replacement for BG these days
a "tracker" is essentially a server that keeps information about torrents, so people can find them and start leeching/seeding them in the first place
But ultimately I just… don’t torrent anything anymore
Only things that I literally can’t buy
Same
I torrent TV shows and legal music
I torrent the stuff that I can't obtain legally (or would be a colossal pain in the ass to obtain legally)
Torrenting just doesn't make a lot of sense for obscure music
But I keep my finger on the pulse of that scene since it’s useful sometimes to be aware of it
Apple Music massively reduces the need for a what.cd like thing
"legal music"?
But we still need a proper source for well packaged video game music =(
I used to be on a tracker that's dedicated to the preservation of old TV, but the administrator became extremely unhinged and banned everyone who's not on the IRC channel
apparently I'm still the one person not using any music streaming services
Mixtapes and shit, ig?
I wouldn't if I didn't get Spotify for free
Ahh, OCR
I have never used a music streaming service 
I use Bandcamp
Soulseek is probably the move there
Apple Music gives lossless audio now and damn near everyone publishes onto it
i use Spotify
Spotify is worse than YouTube
Bandcamp is my backup
most of my music listening happens when I'm outside with my phone and not necessarily any reliable internet, so I want music files on the phone itself
Yeah I download my Apple Music stuff
so, music streaming just doesn't solve a problem that I have
Yep
yes
Bandcamp allows you to download DRM-free copies in various formats
(as well as stream)
Apple Music provides DRM’d files
yep, the vast majority of what's on my phone right now is downloaded from either the iTunes store, Bandcamp, or torrents
spotify sucks but i don't have any other alternatives
But yeah I occasionally buy from Bandcamp
what are some free alternatives that don't suck
I follow several artists on Bandcamp but it's been a while since I actually took the time to listen to and buy any of their new songs
There aren’t any
SoundCloud?
I could show you how to download music files for free, but you'd want to copy them to your phone
i cannot go back to SoundCloud
Bandcamp allows you to stream music for free
like on a iphone ?
(you can illegally rip the music too)
You'd have to download them to you're computer and then copy them to your phone
YouTube doesn't suck as long as you use an ad blocker
the only msuic ive ever downloaded is the Doom Eternal ost
Newpipe allows you to play and rip music from Bandcamp on an Android phone
I’m too much of a millennial to understand why people use YouTube to listen to music
speaking of which, is iTunes still the only way to copy music onto an iPhone
YouTube has good discoverability, no intermission ads, and it's free
cause every song ever is on youtube
not even close
yeah what flitter said
YouTube is literally the only source for a good chunk of Memphis rap that I listen to
What Flitter said, speaking as a millenial as well 
because I'm too lazy to move my decade old playlist now with over 1k songs over to anything else
the other big reason I don't use any music streaming services, including Youtube, is that some of the music I already like is not on them
I can teach you how to automatically download the whole list into files
Yeah. There’s a reason why my music collection is nearly a terabyte in size
what music is not on youtbe
I did do that before
I think I tried spotify once, it didn't seem to have the exact version of the song I like on it, and youtube had several
Most music is not on YouTube
King Crimson wasn't for many years
I have most of it offline, but these days I'm looking for lossless music
A band
Jojo ass name
I only know the name because of JoJo but still
is that the one people on /mu/ listen to
Yeah I'd say it's /mu/ core
years ago when I actually checked several artists, there were several Japanese artists and independent artists I listen to whose Youtube/Spotify/etc coverage was woefully incomplete, sometimes nonexistent
Generally though, nearly everything is on YouTube
what's the most /mu/ core album
As long as you count “everything” is basically just the American music scene.
Rule 34: if it exists, it's on YouTube. If it isn't, please upload it immediately
is that the one with the circle head people
Yes
what is Loveless
like... I'm checking Odyssey Eurobeat on Spotify now, and it does have a few dozen of her songs, but it's not even close to everything I got from Bandcamp + torrents
wait that's the play in Final Fantasy VII
That shoegaze album lei loves
But also no, most of what I would want is not on YouTube for a long time, if ever
I wouldn't say that
I'm listening to final fantasy music right now









