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astral bolt
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And heckle

gaunt marten
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I'm waiting for a big sale

grim stirrup
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dumbtiktok im great at heckling

gaunt marten
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Right now it's 15 dollars, and it's more of a ten dollar game

astral bolt
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How dare you

slim thorn
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yeah I'm out of ideas on the graveyard, this must be for after I get some other exploration abilities

quiet swift
astral bolt
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Laughs in Red March

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I (con)fused Soviet March and Hell March so let's just say it's both

dire gate
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You triple fused Soviet March, Hell March and Red Alert

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And that is a mistake I also often make cadancewheeze

astral bolt
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Too strong to be contained

dire gate
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They are like, all red, communism, so it works ppenk

wind stump
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man i didn't know you could put LED highlights in your hair

dire gate
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I thought the nose was the mouth

slim thorn
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I have no idea what side of the planet I'm on anymore or what happened to my health bar but I'm not dead yet flutterwaaaugh

astral bolt
slim thorn
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ok red does mean explosive

astral bolt
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HP's min and max value become the same
I'll keep exploring

light gate
astral bolt
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It's a great area, one of my favourites for sure

light gate
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Purple crystals be shiny tho

astral bolt
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Foxes like shiny, right?

light gate
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I like shiny, could use it as a ring pop

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lol

astral bolt
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I don't even remember what my first playthrough route was, what the "normal" progression is supposed to be.

light gate
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It’s actually genius, but I can’t say it since spoilers.

gaunt marten
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This game has a really neat feature where if you die against a boss and lowered its health by 70%, you get 70% of the essence reward

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That way you can spend it on leveling up for just the extra edge you need

astral bolt
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Looks like a neat game

slim thorn
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oh yeah, that's one of the ones I almost bought today before settling on Tunic

gaunt marten
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This boss remains frustrating though

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Another weird feature the game has is the Will stat

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Every time you die, it goes up by one

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If you finish the game with over a hundred you unlock a different ending

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Other than that, it does nothing!

astral bolt
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I've seen my fair share of, let's say, "unorthodox" stats, that's certainly unique. And less a stat than a counter, could be hidden and it wouldn't change anything because players would learn what triggers an ending vs another, always have always will.

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(What does HST stand for btw?)

gaunt marten
astral bolt
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Ah

gaunt marten
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30 is the cap

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One thing though

astral bolt
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I'm all for, again, "unorthodox" stats, esoteric even. I've always liked a "Luck" stat in games where you can't exactly pinpoint how big of a benefit it is but you can't help but want more luck.

gaunt marten
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Every boss has a "Heroic" version that's a lot stronger. The first time you kill a heroic boss you lose 35 will

astral bolt
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Can't think of other examples right now, tho

slim thorn
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either I'm missing something really obvious or this game badly needs another checkpoint or two, that's the third time I died in one hit after ~five minutes of just running back here

gaunt marten
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Is Tunic not the sort of game where you everyone misses every obvious thing?

astral bolt
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I'm not watching but you're probably not missing anything. Checkpoints and rest spots are sparse because Tunic is a hard game, it just lures you into a false sense of security by being cute.

slim thorn
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I mean they weren't sparse before

astral bolt
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The early game is more friendly, true

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The Purple Area, to not give it another name, is definitely unforgiving, one of the most

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Same for Graveyard

slim thorn
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yeah, if they put a checkpoint here I'd keep at it, but this is wasting far too much time each attempt for more experimenting to make any sense

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thankfully there is one other area I know of to try next

astral bolt
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Oh, I think I know what's going on but it would be spoilers.

slim thorn
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lol, forest fortress has a proper checkpoint in the very first room

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why are the other two areas even accessible ppenk

astral bolt
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The Holy Cross guides the way

slim thorn
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I was gud in the graveyard but nothing there could be activated

wind stump
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should have gitten gudder

astral bolt
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Fair. In the case of Tunic "Git gud" is mostly knowledge you don't have yet.

quiet swift
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In the mean time you're just a git

slim thorn
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(ironically, it also is in most of the games that use that meme)

astral bolt
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Not Hollow Knight

slim thorn
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(ignoring that it's the game's job to make the gud getting part fun)

wind stump
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gud gitting*

slim thorn
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right lol

wind stump
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i will beat that horse until Dark Souls fans shut the fuck up about difficulty.

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so like in 80 years KokoroLmao

gaunt marten
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Sorry

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What's the horse you're beating?

slim thorn
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oh boy this is a lot of spiders

astral bolt
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r/spiderbro

gaunt marten
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Nature's hydraulic system

wind stump
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the git gud meme
mainly to mock Dark Souls fans who think that easier difficulties in games invalidate their egos.

astral bolt
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Is it the 4 on 1?

slim thorn
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ffffff bombs don't work in water, how dare the game make sense like that

wind stump
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meanwhile i can have ego on things that require rng and not like
bashing your head against a brick wall for 60 hours

astral bolt
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Thwarted by the expectations not met in the past

gaunt marten
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Dark Souls does not require you to bash your head against a break wall for more than one hour

slim thorn
gaunt marten
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You should be moving to other brick walls

slim thorn
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oh I did, my DS1 experience was spending 2-3 hours ruling out every brick wall available until I gave up on all of them

astral bolt
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Why is it so dark

gaunt marten
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That sucks

astral bolt
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Let me check

slim thorn
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so you know that meme about spiders being more afraid of you than you are of them

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these 5 literally are

light gate
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Give them a hug

quiet swift
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🕷️partyfox

astral bolt
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Looks like it's been 11 months since I played Tunic myself, so...

slim thorn
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ooooh they were waiting until I turned my back on them

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clever girls, but I was too prepared

light gate
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ngl, I’m looking forward for lxrec reactions

astral bolt
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Tunic is that kind of game

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I gave up on my counter of "What do you mean that was [an option] the whole time" halfway through the game

slim thorn
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ok that was unironically one of my favorite fights of the game so far

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10/10 spider AI

quiet swift
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Is it the type of game where you learn an ability and can come back to solve something, or you always had access to it, just didn't know what button to press/what action to do?

slim thorn
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I assume the latter

light gate
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Tunic almost made me give up by the halfway point.

slim thorn
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but I'm too early to be sure, and there were plenty of examples of the former already

astral bolt
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Both

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Tunic is a game where recovering the manual pages and looking at them is more important than acquiring items or clearing areas.

light gate
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I can not stress this enough ^

astral bolt
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I spent at least half my gameplay paused, looking at the in-universe manual

slim thorn
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if anyone doubted, I have already read every legible word of it at least twice

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I only stopped trying to reverse-engineer the conlang due to the lack of phrases with a clear enough meaning to start from

gaunt marten
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I still think Tunic's manual should just be in Japanese

slim thorn
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well, mine half is rdwut

astral bolt
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And yes. The fake-language is a crafted-language and decipherable.

astral bolt
light gate
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Just try to make sense of what you have basically.

astral bolt
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And only after you get it, I firmly advice to just look up the solution if you don't want to be a 0.01% hardcore gamer

light gate
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Oddly enough I got a few without looking up the solutions.

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There was only one that I absolutely had to.

quiet swift
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I need that confused fox as a sticker

light gate
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you got it boss

astral bolt
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Tunic is a game any fox afficionado should play, just get to it

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There's probably a Discord server for your needs in this situation, tho

slim thorn
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the manual is full of sticker candidates

quiet swift
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I have like 3 fox related games on my wishlist ppenk

astral bolt
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The manual is pure charm and cuteness

quiet swift
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checks his list

slim thorn
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(the 2nd image's thinking pose reminds me of Winnie the Pooh)

astral bolt
quiet swift
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Hee, yes

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Ah, Tunic's on my wishlist... 29 euro. Ow. Then there's...

slim thorn
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I just realized I had a map for this sub-area only after I was 70% done with it

astral bolt
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You go little guy, commit a crime, get traumatised.

quiet swift
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Will a mother fox manage to keep its little cubs alive?Experience a world ravaged by mankind through the eyes of the last fox on Earth in this eco-conscious adventure.Discover the destructive force of the human race, like it, day after day corrupts, pollutes, and exploits the most precious and valuable resources of the natural environment. Explo...

Price

$29.99

Recommendations

500

Metacritic

75

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quiet swift
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A breathtakingly beautiful world holds the secrets of its past for you and your companion to uncover in this 5-hour journey.Experience the contrasting stories of the fall of mankind and the lush life in a world reclaimed by nature with a wolf as your main character and a determined companion at your side. Explore the land, sea, and air, as you p...

Price

$29.99

Recommendations

3391

Metacritic

78

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astral bolt
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Listen

light gate
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ahh dang it, it didn't select the white paper properly.

astral bolt
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The true ending has two foxes dancing

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Is that worth 29 euros?

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(Joke, not peer pressure)

quiet swift
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Ah, just those two

astral bolt
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Maybe someone will one day make a fox version of Stray.

quiet swift
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Tunic's in my top 20 of my wishlist, which is usually what I exchange game codes for but no one's gone for that yet ppenk

astral bolt
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Where you just jump into burrowed rabbit dens

quiet swift
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I think that's kinda what those two are, Lost Ember kinda

dire gate
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🦊

astral bolt
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It's been almost a year since I played it, if Flitter doesn't have it yet it has not gone on a good sale since. But the game is also not a year old yet.

quiet swift
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(I literally have a collection of fox figurines and little statuettes and stuff)

astral bolt
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The right time always comes

quiet swift
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And plushies

gaunt marten
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Correct

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In fact, it went UP in price since launch

quiet swift
gaunt marten
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It's twice as expensive

slim thorn
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I took a calculated risk, but man am I bad at math.jpg

light gate
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I need this in my life.

quiet swift
astral bolt
quiet swift
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(These are just a few, I don't have pictures of everything)

river veldt
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just beat Trial of the Sword 😎

quiet swift
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And the plush in the centre of the first pic is as old as I am grannysmithgetoffmylawn

dire gate
gaunt marten
light gate
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Try looking at GOG.

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They have it cheaper there sometimes.

gaunt marten
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Not in my region

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I rely on Steam regional discounts

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It's twice as expensive at GOG

light gate
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yikes

astral bolt
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Yeah, I know. Both are valid

light gate
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But yeah I rely on a GOG copy mainly because Steam client bogs down my machine.

gaunt marten
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That's weird

light gate
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Well its a Mac translating an x86_64 app to ARM, so yeah its not too weird rdwut

gaunt marten
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Did you ever try small mode?

astral bolt
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I want the guy that made Tunic to get as much money as possible and I want the people that want to play tunic to get it a price that's good for them, they're not exclusive.

gaunt marten
dire gate
# river veldt ?

Master Sword is pretty often used to cut trees and mine ores because it never breaks

light gate
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Small mode kinda works better but its still sorta janky having to get to the store.

river veldt
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why would I use the Master Sword for that

gaunt marten
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That's fair

astral bolt
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Because it doesn't break

river veldt
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but i want to use the Master Sword to defeat the bad guys not chop down trees

gaunt marten
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It can do both

astral bolt
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It's not a xor

visual hill
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TIL about small mode on Steam

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it might as well be called WinAmp mode rdwut

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or Pipp mode pippwhoa

gaunt marten
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Small mode became more popular once Steam updated to the electron launcher

slim thorn
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I've been using small mode for a while, it's nice when you don't need to do anything other than launch a game you've already installed, which at least for me is the more common case

gaunt marten
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It still uses the old tech

light gate
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There is so much legacy stuff on the Steam client, you can still find remnants of the og client.

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I just wished Valve would bother updating the app to make it compatible for my machine, but they only did that for the Steamworks API and sort of just forgot about it.

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But yeah I'll give small mode another shot.

astral bolt
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When I want to launch a game without bothering with steam I just right-click the tray icon, but I admit it's very rare for me to play something that is not in my 5 most recents. Usually I play stuff until I'm done forever.

gaunt marten
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It's a customizable launcher that aggregates and launches games from any store directly

light gate
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That's for Windows.

gaunt marten
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Yeah, I was recommending it in general

river veldt
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Michaelsoft Binbows

quiet swift
gaunt marten
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This joker recommends Biomutant

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Biomutant was one of the biggest videogame flops of the decade

astral bolt
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Does it have foxes?

quiet swift
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Not because it was bad, from what I recall, it just didn't do anything interesting

light gate
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What the hell? Small mode gets disabled if you uninstall a game.

gaunt marten
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Biomutant has foxes

light gate
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That's new.

gaunt marten
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Oh they got rid of the old uninstall menu

light gate
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That explains it.

gaunt marten
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So now you do it through large mode

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But hold on

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Aww, they changed the batch uninstall window too

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It sucks now

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Batch install is still good

light gate
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Half-Life for your web browser.

visual hill
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it works, but resolution changes are a bit funny

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(by default, the window appears squished until you change video modes manually in the options)

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this is what it looks like in fullscreen 😛

sage iris
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now they should make a raytraced version in the browser XD

light gate
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I wonder if it works for Safari now, hang on a sec.

sage iris
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wait does this work on mobile

white phoenix
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oh god

light gate
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There is no audio, no animations.

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They're probably using .ogg

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It does work but you can't tap anything so you're stuck at the menu.

river veldt
white phoenix
light gate
# sage iris <:izzysadness:910198257702031362>

I mean don't act surprised, the Xash devs hate Apple and downright dropped support for it... but the web version of this is a different developer so its up to them if they want to make touch controllers.

sage iris
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I'm assuming they just didn't include any mobile support at all

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because I imagine if android worked then so would ios

light gate
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There is a native android port.

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iOS & Mac is simply excluded because OpenGL deprecation, Notarization requirement, 32bit dropped, and App Store tactics

sage iris
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I meant the web version

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I do remember actually managing to play half life on ios a while back though

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but yah that was a very old version of xash

light gate
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This web version works on Firefox and Chrome.

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Safari barely works.

sage iris
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oh

light gate
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But yeah, I don't expect Safari to exist for much longer.

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Oof already found a terrible bug, if you squish the bugs the web client hangs.

minor plover
astral bolt
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Wow. It's been at least 25 years since I last had a thought about Descent

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An amazing, superior, groundbreaking game

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I remember playing Descent and feeling my mind literally expanding like bigbrain. That's so rare.

minor plover
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my wife and I named all 3 of our kids after Descent players, including the one who is mosts likely to win today's tournament

gaunt marten
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Why?

slim thorn
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#Tunic: took me 10-20 tries but I defeated Siege Engine, also with zero health remaining

gaunt marten
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Nice work!

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I'm like 80% of the way through Death's Gambit and I finally unlocked the ability to teleport between rest spots.

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This should be something you get at the start

slim thorn
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I've also convinced myself the conlang is not just a substitution cipher for the English alphabet (or rather, if it is, then the game manual is improbably low in "e"s) so no point overanalyzing it further for now

minor plover
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why did we name our kids after Descent players? Because they're all good friends

gaunt marten
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Seems like an odd choice to name kids after friends but it's understandable

minor plover
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we specifically didn't want to name kids after family members, because I grew up dealing with "which John?" all the time between my brother, dad, and grandpa

gaunt marten
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Yeah. This happens a lot here, and the solution is usually to give them nicknames

slim thorn
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once in high school we ended up with three Erics in the same class, so everyone learned to address us by our middle names

astral bolt
# slim thorn I've also convinced myself the conlang is not just a substitution cipher for the...

As I said, don't waste time on a puzzle before you're able to solve it. Once you get the Rosetta Stone of the language (page 28 or 29 of the "manual") you can actually try sit down and decipher the whole language.
And it's doable, with those pages everything is in reach. But it's up to dedication, time and effort. That's why I said don't be afraid to look up the solution, only you can decide what puzzles you solve yourself and which you don't

slim thorn
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yep, I just realized I had a "quick" way of checking that assumption so I figured why not

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(p28-9 are the map of the overworld and under-the-well)

astral bolt
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I guess I remembered the numbers wrong. In my mind the manual is 30 pages and 28-29 was the end of it. Now that I think about it it's probably double. 58-59 might be the accurate last pages.

slim thorn
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conveniently, I just found the table of contents

astral bolt
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Because each page has two sides it fucks up with my personal count

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Since it's your first playthrough and you're going through it in what feels like a natural way; you have nothing to worry about. Deciphering the language only matters if you want the 100% ending.

river veldt
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wbat is the most common name pn earth

slim thorn
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Wang

astral bolt
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Play as you feel natural. The point of Tunic has always been to stumble your way into a victory and then, through replays, realise how the game is bigger and bigger.

slim thorn
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don't worry, I'm still finding stuff

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I spent way more time on that boss than on the language check just now

river veldt
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i thought it was like

slim thorn
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China's population is bonkers

river veldt
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John or Muhammad

slim thorn
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tbf you probably didn't mean to include surnames

fresh bane
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Apparently Omar is more popular than Mohammed

quiet swift
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James, Maria

slim thorn
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I don't know name stats well enough to say what's technically the most popular by what metric in any more detail

river veldt
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oh yea i meant first names

fresh bane
quiet swift
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Ah James might be more for english speaking areas

gaunt marten
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What's the dumbest name on earth?

river veldt
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John

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actually no i like that name

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oh i know

gaunt marten
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No it's Flitter

river veldt
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Pepsi Marijuana

gaunt marten
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Pepsi Marijuana is Loki Skylizard but worse

slim thorn
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hahahaha, of all the ways to find a new route

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a bird running away from me in terror wandered through a hidden passage

slim thorn
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oh god I just recognized a word in the conlang when I wasn't even trying to analyze it izzystare

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||it could be an English substitution cypher with the Arabic thing where the letters change shape depending on position in the word... but I'm stopping there for now, even if that's right I'd need to id more words to make use of it||

slim thorn
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I think I need a hint; I've failed to open up any new areas since Siege Engine, only a handful of new chests adjacent to places I've already been, and I'm running out of ideas better than banging my head against Quarry again

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the manual ToC implies ruined atoll is next but there's still no way into that area

slim thorn
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...I am an idiot

mossy flume
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No, you’re a horse.

light gate
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Horsing around at the speed of sound.

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Got places to go.

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Gotta follow the rainbo~ 💥

green fulcrum
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(You forgot the W in rainbow. RDCuteDash)

slim thorn
slim thorn
proud warren
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tunic gud

dense crypt
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so i went to my local fighting game community meetup. sucked, but 50 percent of that was because i was too shy to say ANYTHING

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too many people, not enough games, everyone was playing granblue which i had never even touched before, the guy who invited me acted like he didn't know me

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im pretty disappointed, might not go back again

fresh bane
chilly mural
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if you ever happen to be in phoenix, arizona I could show you around to my fight game local

dense crypt
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sadly im basically on the other side of the nation. but i really appreciate you saying that.

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like nobody was being an asshole, just... they didn't want to even speak to me. only give me brief glances.

chilly mural
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hmmmm, I'm just guessing from the others point of view, but you mentioned people playing granblue vs, was that the only game being played? Sometimes people just want to grind out games so the thought doesn't occur when they see a new face that they want to be involved or when a new person shows around and doesn't say anything, they might come across as onlookers rather than potential participators.

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I am guilty of this a lot more than I'd like to be, especially when someone is hovering around a game that I don't play at the local

dense crypt
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granblue was the vast majority, GGST was the other one being played casually

slim thorn
chilly mural
dense crypt
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im in the discord

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and they speak very little aside from communicating for meetups and such.

chilly mural
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damn, that sucks, sounds a lot less active than my local that's for sure

dense crypt
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too bad i dont live in phoenix 😔

chilly mural
fresh bane
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TF2 fans really out here making full blown horror movies with technically abandonware

weak river
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I'll be sure to provide a detailed analysis of it after I watch it sometime in the next four years or so

dense crypt
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as valve said, the fans make better shit than they do. its why they dont update TF2 like they should.

fresh bane
# dense crypt im pretty disappointed, might not go back again

breaking into a new group of people especially as an introverted, timid, or shy person is extremely hard especially if you're anxious or tend to think the worst in social scenarios, I'm sure the person who invited you didn't intentionally ignore you, otherwise why would they invite you at all? They clearly wanted you there
You don't have to force yourself to go there if you don't particularly enjoy the games played there or the vibes feel weird, but you shouldn't also immediately think the worst of people or not give it another try because that's just going to make social situations worse

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maybe search for a different place if there is any where you live

fresh bane
dense crypt
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there's a fully blown Esports arena in another part of the city but they mostly do super smash bros and i dont like that game very much.

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i like Strive and Street Fighter.

light gate
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The play is real

dense crypt
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the general atmosphere was basically like, it was the same pair of people playing for long periods of time even outside of the tournament bracket, and most of the time it was just people kinda shuffling around and watching these people hog the stations playing the same damn characters

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i could tell people were just there to grind.

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i just wanted to fucking fight people and have a good time, not have everyone treat it like they were just at home but they invited their introverted friends over to ignore eachother.

slim thorn
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turns out I like this game

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although some of that time is leaving it running while I do a quick chore

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anyway, one more boss by the skin of my teeth

slim thorn
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oh boy... someone's gonna get a good laugh out of this: ||I only just noticed that I never picked up the red hexagon, because the thingy the boss dropped I misunderstood as granting me the power of teleportation, since I discovered teleportation only moments after getting it||

fresh bane
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game's uh.... game's that good huh rdsnrk

astral bolt
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Quarry is hard regardless, but it seems a lot harder when you don't have all the knowledge, or you don't know about Pray

slim thorn
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especially if you fall for ||the troll checkpoint|| like I did

astral bolt
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Nothing worse than a game making you regret a checkpoint

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"Fuck I gotta walk this shit back"

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And by "worse" I mean "funnier"

slim thorn
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well I certainly would've been mad if I'd died after discovering that and before getting to the rope rdsnrk

green fulcrum
# fresh bane https://youtu.be/V0ODG8bFme0

I actually watched this last night before heading to bed. Probably a bad idea, lol. Honestly, some parts of it were too much for me, and I'll freely admit that I turned away from the screen at points and muted other parts. I'm really squeamish and overly-sensitive about fear and scary imagery, and that's why I don't like horror movies.

That being said, I pressed onwards, and I will say, the production values of the entire film were amazing, and the scope and storytelling were great too (by this I mean that their ability to tell a story through words, imagery, body language, etc.). The only thing that brings it down for me is that the plot itself is way too complex and also way too confusing to tell what is real and what is imaginary (which I suppose is the point, given that it's a psychological horror/thriller film). I still have no clue what I watched or even what the point of it all was.

Still, since it's made like a movie and is being treated as such, I will rate it as one: 7.5/10, a good if confusing film, will never watch again, especially not at night. ponee

river veldt
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i might watch it but i also might wait for the inevitable 5 hour analysis

slim thorn
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you know a game is fairly balanced when the part that was kicking your butt last night gets easily finished in a single attempt after a good night's sleep

astral bolt
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I love the graveyard

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Specially the end

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It also has the inarguably best pick up of the game

slim thorn
#

the actual graveyard part was blissfully quick considering I already picked the area clean of loot

astral bolt
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Yeah I guess I mean the mausoleum more than the graveyard. Graveyard is still fun but it's the former that really ties the whole area together and makes it shine

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Mausoleum, cathedral, I can't recall what it really is right now

slim thorn
#

I haven't checked it in English but daiseidou (big holy hall) is probably cathedral rdwut

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(for a long time I thought that page of the manual was talking about the library)

astral bolt
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🙏 Holy Cross 🙏

slim thorn
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yeaaaaaah eat turret you OP wraiths rdawwyeah

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(if it's actually possible to fight those things "fairly" please don't tell me yet)

astral bolt
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I think turrets are still my most hated enemy

gaunt marten
#

The only game I recognize here is Pinball FX 3

astral bolt
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Insert Kirk gif

gaunt marten
#

Oh, the Khaaaaaan one

#

Apparently it's Ages of War but bad

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Even the official description doesn't know how to describe it

river veldt
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KHAAAAAAAAAN

slim thorn
#

my god it's almost like I'm competent

astral bolt
#

Did you have fun with ||boss rush||?

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And by fun I mean !!FUN!!?

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I think it took me three tries, maybe four

quiet swift
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The green thing splits when it hits something, so it's already splitting when hitting that boss. THat orange to purple circle on the right is him summoning about 20-30 minions... so my green blade then splits on all of those :3

uneven epoch
#

this is what i imagine endwalker raids are like

river veldt
#

is this Touhou

gaunt marten
#

It's Rogue: Genesia

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A Bullet Heaven

river veldt
#

Touhou

wind stump
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Oh this is mean.
That floating cube is a treasure chest, and that portal leads to the next floor of the dungeon
And I can't return unless I do several floors of this again.

slim thorn
astral bolt
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The real boss of that moment is not even the boss, it's the flying round

slim thorn
#

anyway I'm checking chat again now because I just learned ||she has a phase two ponkaaaaaaa||

astral bolt
slim thorn
#

in retrospect I'm actually really pleased ||I still got a third of her health down||

slim thorn
#

oh and they dropped magic, so I had no reason not to snipe half a dozen myself

astral bolt
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Yeah if you figure out how you can take the fliers round in a chill way

slim thorn
#

improvement izzystare

astral bolt
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Lol

wind stump
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You deny your weapon its purpose!

slim thorn
#

YEEEEEES

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as tradition demands, I won with one hp left

astral bolt
#

Congrats. That should be the any% ending

slim thorn
#

yep, ||Successor dissipates, we get locked into the triple bestagon prison; extremely reminiscent of the main/default cycle-perpetuating endings of HK and DS ||

astral bolt
#

Yep

slim thorn
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nice, the game explicitly tells me "you're missing 3 pages"

astral bolt
#

Only 3? wow

slim thorn
#

yeah I did a lot of exploration before attempting this boss

astral bolt
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Well, one is a given, but I expected more for a first-time

slim thorn
#

not just to get all 6 hero power ups

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and yes that included figuring out ✨ THE HOLY CROSS

astral bolt
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On a second (and so forth) playthrough you have the benefit of knowledge, like the Holy Cross. In terms of order I remember going || To graveyard first, for the dash||

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Then there's also getting all the gold idols

slim thorn
#

the main thing I know I haven't figured out yet is ||after casting the search magic, what do I do at the places it highlights||

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but for now I'll probably revisit everywhere looking for holy cross doors

slim thorn
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...and the scribbles on page 22

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anyway I've got leads lol

slim thorn
#

that's... not what I was looking for ppenk

weak river
#

Is...
||Is that the Pringles mascot?||

fresh bane
#

TF2's content creators are insanely good and skilled it's literally not even funny

wind stump
#

.... why didn't i play this sooner

fresh bane
#

also if a child was born when FNAF first released they'd be 9 years old now

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and I don't know how to cope with that knowledge flutterhellodarkness

river veldt
#

grounded
flutterwaaaugh

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/j

fresh bane
#

It feels remarkably more grounded and real than any of the other FNAF games to me

river veldt
#

personally i feel it kept that feel until Sister Location

fresh bane
#

even the visuals

river veldt
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a lot of people dislike it but i love how green and grimy FNAF 3 is. it feels like a cheap horror attraction at a theme park that could burn down at any minute (which it does)

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which is what it's supposed to convey so i guess Scott succeeded lol

fresh bane
#

I funnily enough think FNAF 3 is scarier than FNAF 2

river veldt
#

me too!

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well

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there's certain bits of 2 that really creep me out (Marionette, all of the Atari minigames) but i think FNAF 3 is creepier the more you think about it

fresh bane
#

something about FNAF 2's visuals and the fact that there's so much shit going on in that game makes it somehow less scary to me

#

FNAF 3 has other shit going on too but it's also mainly 'just' Springtrap

#

this is the kinda shit you have nightmares about

quiet swift
river veldt
#

Springtrap is probably the best animatronic design in the series

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like

#

his entire concept feels exactly like an 80s slasher villain lol

#

it's awesome

fresh bane
#

I'm honestly not even considering all the lore or whatever in this entire conversation I'm going off purely off of visuals and gameplay alone

river veldt
#

then he turned into Scraptrap in FNAF 6 😔

fresh bane
#

I don't think it's an unpopular opinion that the lore in FNAF 1 was pretty cool and minimalist to fit the whole indie game feel and then it started getting too big for its boots until we got whatever the fuck Security Breach is supposed to be ppenk

river veldt
#

yeah

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series should have ended at UCN imo

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but i guess Help Wanted was cool

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the Afton storyline def should have ended at UCN

fresh bane
#

I wouldn't know exactly when FNAF 'should' have ended mostly because I gave up on the lore years ago but I don't think it ever could have been a franchise meant for going on longer than a handful of games at most, kinda wish Scott had branched out and did other stuff rather than keeping FNAF going

river veldt
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im looking forward to the movie and FNAF Plus

weak river
#

They're making a movie?

river veldt
#

yeah

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it's been in development for like, 8 years

fresh bane
#

I didn't even know there was ever going to be a movie lol I can't exactly say I'm giddy at the thought of it
fnaf + is looking to be pretty good I just hope they don't go too hard in trying to make it scary since the appeal of the original was that the entire thing looked pretty harmless and not intentionally scary or grotesque

slim thorn
#

(Wcct, I just found THE page rdsquee)

river veldt
#

Matthew Lillard is playing William Afton which is neat

dense crypt
river veldt
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and the few set pictures ive seen look cool

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TDH is super underrated

dense crypt
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super fast paced RPG games are very cool

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try and keep up with it, cuz i know even i can't sometimes

fresh bane
#

isn't fnaf world kinda like an rpg?

river veldt
#

yes

fresh bane
#

because that footage is reminding me of fnaf world

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I also vaguely remember some actual lore coming from that game lol

#

I like that you can tell this is Scott's work from the 3d renders which look exactly like the FNAF ones

river veldt
#

Scott has a very distinctive style

fresh bane
#

I have to say I have no fucking idea what is happening in that footage

#

this puts the craziest jrpgs to shame

river veldt
#

yea it's nuts

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heh

dense crypt
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it's easily like, the most complex RPG i have played

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but it all has a purpose

river veldt
#

i remember in second semester of 7th grade i used Desolate Hope wallpapers because i wanted to use FNAF ones but my mom didn't like FNAF and i didnt want to get in trouble so i used DH as cover ppenk

fresh bane
#

I'm still coping with the fact that kids grew up with fnaf and are now adults

river veldt
#

i also obsessively played Chipper and Sons but never got to the end

dense crypt
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the game has zero replayability and doesn't really have anything to do once you finish it but it's a great journey regardless

fresh bane
#

because I was one of them

river veldt
#

yeah i was 12 when the first game came out now im 20

#

kinda nuts to think about

fresh bane
#

I can't believe Slenderman Eight Pages released only two years before FNAF

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feels like an entire ass generation passed between those two games

river veldt
#

ok now that's nuts to think about

#

ikr????

fresh bane
#

oh man the Slenderman/creepypasta tumblr dark times were something ponee

river veldt
#

i remember being shown Slenderman in like late 2013 and then a few months later the stabbing happened izzyscrunch

fresh bane
#

and then they made an awful movie about it!

river veldt
#

god

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the Slenderman movie is such garbage

#

if you want a live action Slenderman thing just watch Marble Hornets

fresh bane
#

Luckily the girl survived the stabbing

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I think

river veldt
#

she did

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also the movie wasn't about the stabbing

fresh bane
#

one of the perpetrators is in a mental institution because she had schizophrenia I think and the other who I guess didn't but still went through with it is under supervision until her 40s

river veldt
#

yep

fresh bane
#

I know it wasn't about the stabbing but it was done afterwards which isn't great

proud warren
river veldt
#

holy cow Slenderman (2018) has a whopping 8% on Rotten Tomatoes

fresh bane
#

that's 8% too high if you ask me

river veldt
#

but yes watch Marble Hornets it's amazing

proud warren
#

What's funny is it's not gonna reach status of "cult classic" like other horrible movies like it

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I can feel confident saying that

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(Slenderman that is)

river veldt
#

yea

fresh bane
#

That's because it's not funny bad it's just bad and boring

#

Manos is fucking hilarious and entertaining

gaunt marten
#

Sale on mystery games

proud warren
#

It's bad enough to gain the "ew that movie was fucking awful" notation, but not bad enough for people to watch it ironically and enjoying how bad it is, i.e. the room

dense crypt
#

you are tearing me APART, sarcasm

gaunt marten
#

Obra Dinn, Dangon Ronpa, Edith Finch, Aviary Attorney, Blacksad, The Case of the Golden Idol, Heavy Rain, Tangle Tower, Among Us,

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Lots of great games on sale

#

A dark corruption scandal in the heart of the New York City's underworld for charismatic detective John Blacksad!The 50s, New York City: Joe Dunn, owner of a boxing club, is found dead.Meanwhile, rising star Bobby Yale, due to take to the ring for the most important fight of his career, has mysteriously disappeared. Sonia Dunn, Joe’s daughter, t...

Price

$5.99

Recommendations

3404

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Blacksad specifically is 85% off

fresh bane
#

Obra Dinn!

dense crypt
#

amonger is on sale, lul

fresh bane
dense crypt
#

makes sense

fresh bane
#

Return of the Obra Dinn is a fantastic game

#

I want to praise it so much but any of the praise and comparison I could make is huge spoilers and ruins the twist

gaunt marten
#

My biggest recommendation is for Tangle Tower.

fresh bane
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But anyone who might enjoy mystery solving games with cool aesthetics even a little bit should play it

gaunt marten
#

Unravel a thrilling mystery by exploring a strange and twisted mansion, discovering curious clues, interrogating peculiar suspects and solving unique puzzles.Freya Fellow has been murdered. The lead suspect? A shadowy figure found looming over her body, wielding a knife. The problem? That suspect... is just a painting.Investigate the entirety of...

Price

$4.99

Recommendations

2600

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fresh bane
river veldt
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Obra Dinn was made by the same person who made Papers Please so I already know it's good

fresh bane
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God it's such a good game

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The type of game you can only experience once for the first time, and I know that sounds ridiculous to say but it makes sense once you play it, you never get that same feeling again as when you first unravel the story and all the twists

proud warren
gaunt marten
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I don't see the similarity

fresh bane
#

pretty much

proud warren
astral bolt
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Obra Dinn, Ob-la-da, life goes oooooon

river veldt
#

i dont get it :c

proud warren
#

Beatles reference

astral bolt
#

Be born sooner

river veldt
#

how

gaunt marten
astral bolt
#

Talk to your mom

gaunt marten
#

Just buy the entire Beatles Discography

#

You don't need to be born sooner

#

The Beatles are the Seinfeld of music

#

Except way more prolific

#

This version might be easier to listen to

proud warren
#

I've never heard of that comparison

river veldt
#

is there a nightcore version

fresh bane
#

Don't even need to buy the entire discography literally look up the beatles albums on youtube and you can get 40 different versions

proud warren
gaunt marten
#

Surely you heard of the Seinfeld effect

river veldt
#

nice game pretty boy

gaunt marten
fresh bane
#

what does seinfeld have to do with the 🪲s?

gaunt marten
#

They both defined the whole medium

#

So much that you still see songs or shows released today using tropes that appeared first in either

river veldt
#

SEINFELD IS HILARIOUS

gaunt marten
#

Least psychotic TVTropes preview

fresh bane
#

laugh track.mp3

gaunt marten
#

"Seinfeld is Unfunny" is not about how Seinfeld is not funny

#

Read the article!

river veldt
#

im husy

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busy

gaunt marten
#

I'll wait

fresh bane
#

Ah, I think I see what you mean

river veldt
#

nightcore is a gift from the gods

#

it stimulates the adhd brain

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and the brain is pleased

gaunt marten
#

I used to like Nightcore a lot when I was around your age

fresh bane
#

I could never stand Nightcore

river veldt
#

why is it caled nightcore

gaunt marten
#

It's just a pair of dudes who picked the name for their dance music remix group

fresh bane
#

The name Nightcore means "we are the core of the night, so you'll dance all night long", stated in its website named "Nightcore is Hardcore".

fresh bane
#

Literally ''Hardcore to the mega!''

#

Disco Elysium fans will get that reference

#

the funny thing is that the Nightcore dudes didn't even technically ''invent'' Nightcore

#

they were influenced by a similar style from before

#

I think if you showed a nightcore edit to a person in like the 50s they'd have an aneurysm

gaunt marten
#

It's just speeding up audio and inserting percussion so youtube doesn't copyright strike the video

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(also pitch shifting but that's a side effect of speeding up)

river veldt
gaunt marten
#

Alvin and the Chipmunks is not sped up or has percussions inserted

#

It's just bad

fresh bane
#

Alvin and the Chipmunks only have high pitched voices

river veldt
fresh bane
#

bet if you showed this to a victorian child they would die on the spot

gaunt marten
#

What's the original?

fresh bane
#

Probably not

#

That's probably more Breakcore than anything

gaunt marten
#

Too much percussion

river veldt
#

why do we have to have like 20 trillion different cores can't we just have one

fresh bane
#

because that's not how genres and styles work twimerp

gaunt marten
#

Because if we don't, there would be no nightcore

river veldt
#

i hate genres

fresh bane
#

things evolve and change and branch out

river veldt
#

dumb concept

gaunt marten
#

Then stop listening to music

river veldt
#

no

#

do you guys have any good band recommendations i'll listen to literally anything

gaunt marten
#

Sure!

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I like Zircon

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wind stump
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yeaaaaaaaaaaah baby!

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also i got this on my first try aNeroCheer

gaunt marten
#

Here's my favorite Zircon song, a collaboration with Big Giant Circles

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ReMixers: Big Giant Circles, zircon
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• Game: Final Fantasy VII (Square, 1997, PS1)
• ReMixer(s): Big Giant Circles, zircon
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river veldt
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omg

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i love FFVII

gaunt marten
#

Same.

river veldt
#

it kind of sounds like Half Life 2 or Portal 2 music

gaunt marten
#

It was made around the time these games were new

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This song is thirteen years old

river veldt
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whoa!

gaunt marten
#

Posted 2009-05-10, evaluated by djpretzel

mossy flume
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Glad someone else knows them.

gaunt marten
#

Zircon is prolific and excellent

river veldt
#

that was pretty good

mossy flume
#

Are they prolific now? I was following him back when he was an obscure OCRemix artist in the late 2000s. Seen his wife in a video game concert once. But I haven’t seen anyone ever mention them in years

gaunt marten
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Well he makes videogame music now instead of just remixes

river veldt
#

wow really?

mossy flume
#

Oh really?

river veldt
#

what games has he scored

gaunt marten
#

My favorite is Tangledeep

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Andrew Aversa (born June 23, 1987), known professionally as Zircon (stylized as zircon), is an American electronic musician, composer and audio technician primarily known for his work featured in video game soundtracks such as Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix, Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge Special Edition, Soulcalibur V, Pump It Up, a...

gaunt marten
#

Oh yeah, Grant Kirkhope also did work on Tangledeep

#

It's a fun roguelike but the music is what makes it shine

#

Also, I recommend this album if you've never heard it before, Captainmario

mossy flume
#

Identity Sequence was a sublime album

#

Haven’t seen anything of his since, clearly I’m behind

river veldt
#

Midnight do you like Portal

mossy flume
#

Sure

river veldt
#

yay

visual hill
slim thorn
#

#Tunic: argh, I think I'm finally stuck at ||18/20 and maybe 1 page still missing||

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pfffff ||the last page is literally waiting with the fairies I've found so far abflat||

light gate
#

So did you ||get all the pages?||

slim thorn
#

||if I'm still missing something, it's the cover and whatever page comes before the ToC||

fresh bane
#

This is the cleanest shit I've seeeen hoooly shiiiitt

#

this is what makes DMC so magical

fresh bane
#

Finally watching that Emesis Blue SFM film
this is a legit horror film this isn't even just a simple fan animation

slim thorn
#

#Tunic: so yesterday I figured out the entire fictional alphabet and can sort of slowly read it now, but it's an alphabet for English, so playing the game in Japanese is now causing all the NPCs to sound odd in the same way as yametekudastop ppenk

astral bolt
slim thorn
#

I also thought it was funny how cold p23-4 are: ||(I'll just paste bits of my raw phonetic transcription) tu prA, bE stil four a mOmint and rehst. ... nO hOlE bEing wil ehver here yu, but ... ponee||

quiet swift
#

Aah. Limit Break in Vampire survivors is fun.

#

Though it looks i should've put levels in infinite corridor ppenk

dire gate
#

IC is just enemy health based damage

#

So it wouldn't scale much with additional levels

quiet swift
#

Ah, fair

#

It was absurd

dire gate
#

I'm too lazy so I just set it as "Always Random"

quiet swift
#

I still have things to unlock so i was hunting specifics

gaunt marten
#

Up next? A 1.6 update that is focused on adding tons of new support for modders. This will make modding a lot easier and much more powerful.

#

I will also be working on my next game, Haunted Chocolatier.

#

Stardew Valley is on a 50% sale for the anniversary

gaunt marten
#

Steam now allows you to sort your game list by achievement completion rate

visual hill
#

Full Metal Furries 🦊

#

I only have 1 game with 100% achievements, Quake

fresh bane
#

damn I can't believe you called Cali a boomer

chilly mural
#

whoops

fresh bane
#

how dare you do that
< also did it silverstreamsmugiknow

sour hill
visual hill
#

so yeah, almost a boomer 👀

slim thorn
#

looks at my list
...I don't remember 100%ing most of these games ppenk

chilly mural
#

what the fuck, cali is younger than me

slim thorn
#

well, at least for me this sort is mostly just shows the games which have basic progress achievements and nothing else

gaunt marten
#

Yes, because you usually drop games the moment you finish the story

slim thorn
#

I mean there's lots of games that have missable/optional achievements which I have several of

#

e.g. if we skip over all of the 100%s, then the top games are these, all of which I liked enough to make an effort to do extra stuff in

gaunt marten
#

Yeah

slim thorn
#

what did I not get in Ender Lilies again...

#

Ruined One
Reach level 100

gaunt marten
#

In many cases it takes a lot of effort to get every single achievement. That's why I have all but one in a bunch of them

slim thorn
#

oh right, I did literally everything else in the game and only got to ~90, saw no reason to grind out 10 more levels lol

quiet swift
#

Of course the last one is a hidden achievement

compact orchid
arctic fern
#

lol

chilly mural
#

lmao

visual hill
wind stump
#

is that rust?

chilly mural
#

I just assume all the mods are 28 or older except for captain mario

river veldt
#

wow

junior salmon
thorny loom
#

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gaunt marten
#

No need to phrase things in such an aggressive manner

slim thorn
#

is that a game that needs/benefits significantly from special mod support?

gaunt marten
#

Yes

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It's pretty Falloutish

compact orchid
#

Grinding BPs for wipe day thursday

#

Just learned AK and c4

fresh bane
#

NOOOOOOOOO

#

god fucking dammit

#

I always fucking die at the last few fights because I run out of DT and SDT

wind stump
#

heh, that sticker is from a Touhou meme

visual hill
#

I got to that famous sequence in Dark Forces 2 where you escape a falling spaceship. flutternatureissofascinating

#

wonky gravity at its best

gaunt marten
#

Doom 3 BFG and original both have multiplayer now

visual hill
#

ah, they restored the servers

#

for reference, it's not coop – Doom 3 multiplayer is a carbon copy of Quake 3 multiplayer, but with different maps

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(to the point where it uses the same icons for weapons, etc)

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also, wow, the reviews on the Doom 3 GOG page hurt to read… looks like people forgot about RBDOOM-3-BFG there 😛

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(it addresses most of their concerns with the BFG Edition)

mossy flume
#

Fox plushie
Fox plushie

hasty patio
#

I'm going to need a manual for that.

river veldt
#

watching Game Grumps play PT and man, fuck Konami for cancelling Silent Hills, this shot is amazing

slim thorn
#

...god that is tempting

mossy flume
#

Man, fuck Konami. Their pullout from the games industry was wild.

#

While also deciding to hold onto their IPs that they’re just basically only going to use on pachinko machines forever

river veldt
#

i know i keep harping on about a game that was cancelled over 8 years ago, but like, this had so much potential

#

im not even a SH fan

slim thorn
#

it's not just you, we all wanted this

mossy flume
#

Star Wars 1313 had great potential too. SadBat

river veldt
#

it's just so bizarre to me

#

like

mossy flume
#

But it got turned into a TV show instead

slim thorn
#

and then Signalis existed so I'm good for probably another several years

river veldt
#

"hey we had Hideo Kojima and Guillermo del Toro making a Silent Hill game for us and the teaser for it was critically acclaimed so idk why don't we just cancel it and make a goddamn slot machine or something"

dire gate
#

Well

river veldt
#

i keep hearing about Signalis but none of the YouTubers that I watch are playing it and it sounds like a game i would rather watch than play

dire gate
#

Kojiman and Konami had uh...

#

troubles

river veldt
#

i know

fresh bane
#

It's an unfortunate casualty of the war between Kojima and Konami at the time

#

It wasn't the right time to start making a Silent Hill game

mossy flume
#

To me it sounds like Konami was in the wrong in that feud

slim thorn
#

horror in general is a thing lots of people would rather watch than play and that's extremely reasonable

#

there's a lot I watched SGS play that I don't intend to ever play myself

fresh bane
#

Kojima was burning through Konami's entire budget

river veldt
#

im a huge FNAF fan yet have never finished a single one of those ppenk

fresh bane
#

did he create a really good engine that Konami ultra shelved because all of the people who know how to operate it are gone now? sure, but he still burned through a lot of Konami's budget

white phoenix
#

they're actually coming back somewhat

#

they're going to be in e3

#

mgs remake copium

fresh bane
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Konami was also going through a transition period of sorts where they were starting to pour more money into mobile games

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I don't have any faith on Konami anymore so you're not gonna see me excited or hoping for a new MGS game much less a remake anytime soon lol

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Even the new stuff that I think looks kinda cool I don't have much faith on until I'm proven wrong

slim thorn
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I never followed this drama in detail, I just bought Death Stranding when I was in the mood for... let's call it an "auteur game" rdsnrk

river veldt
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goddd i wanna play DS so bad

slim thorn
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oh?

quiet swift
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You should've snagged it on Epic ppenk

river veldt
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yeah like my crappy laptop can run it

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maybe it'll get a Switch port ididntlisten

quiet swift
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Ah, fair enough rd_sweat

slim thorn
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what interests you about DS exactly

river veldt
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Kojima

fresh bane
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I hope once I upgrade my pc I might be able to play it, I always wanted to

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Seems like the type of game I'd enjoy

slim thorn
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would it make sense to recommend a heavily edited let's play slash review and commentary thing for DS?

river veldt
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hmm perhaps

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i dont know anything about the game except that Norman Reedus has a fetus that does something for him and he's also a mailman and drinks Monster energy drinks

dire gate
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The most accurate description of the game is that it's an Amazon delivery simulator /j

quiet swift
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like how kojima predicted modern internet in mgs2, kojima predicted the pandemic in DS

fresh bane
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he predicted way more than 'modern internet' in mgs2

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it's a literal nostradamus level prediction of how information and misinformation and history and culture itself is controled nowadays

white phoenix
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lol yeah oversimplification

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and I love it

river veldt
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what's with the fetus

slim thorn
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so for anyone who's curious enough to spend multiple hours on Death Stranding but is unable to or wouldn't enjoy actually playing through it all themselves, I highly recommend this >7 hour let's play slash review slash analysis, which is still only a fraction of the time it takes to actually play the game, and IMO it touches on every significant part of the experience and was completely fair in assessing all of its best and worst parts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg2Y5rxlg-M

This is real. You are not hallucinating. I sure hope you're interested in Death Stranding. Thanks to Dollar Shave Club for sponsoring. You can go to https://DollarShaveClub.com/whitelight for your first starter kit at 5 bucks. After that, full price products ship at normal price.

Death Stranding is a real video game made by Hideo Kojima, in cas...

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river veldt
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this will be a good video for a lazy afternoon someday, to the watch later playlist it goes

slim thorn
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yup

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I watched it in multiple sittings

river veldt
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also do you get to see Norman Reedus' butt in Death Stranding

slim thorn
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I forget exactly how much is visible in which scenes but meh

river veldt
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what's with the fetus or is that a spoiler

slim thorn
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not so much a spoiler as half the story

river veldt
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o

slim thorn
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it would literally be faster to start watching the video, the bridge baby shows up early

river veldt
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oh ok

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well

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im playing animal crossing right now

true maple
fresh bane
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All this reminds me of one of my favourite bits from a podcast with my favourite two streamers where they accurately predict/mimic the stupid levels of Kojima antics with pinpoint accuracy
https://youtu.be/Wtlhs26Bj3o

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god I had forgotten about this stupid fucking picture where Kojima PRETENDS HE'S SMOKING A CIGARRETTE

slim thorn
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it feels so weird seeing Sam and Cliff just sitting there "in real life" ppenk

fresh bane
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I'm on an inbetween state where I see Norman and I immediately think ''oh it's Daryl/Sam''

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I also think it's the funniest shit that Norman completely leaked the fact that DS2 is a thing on an interview

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he just nonchalantly reveals that DS2 is totally a thing that's happening

slim thorn
fresh bane
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it was huge news

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the interview wasn't even about death stranding

random steppe
fresh bane
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it was totally unrelated but related to his acting career

slim thorn
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how well did DS1 do actually? I never got a feel for whether it was a sequel shoe-in or not

fresh bane
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I don't think Kojima is the type of guy to care about that

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If he wants to make a sequel he's going to do it

random steppe
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I mean...it was the 1st kojima game after MGS, it would have done good even if it was a pong clone

slim thorn
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yeah seeing the whole story in "only" 7 hours also makes it a lot easier to see connections than when you just spent all your brainpower plotting a route through the mountains

fresh bane
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but if you wanna know by july of 2021 it apparently sold 5 million copies

slim thorn
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well yes but even Kojima doesn't have infinite money

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gtk

fresh bane
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he doesn't and that's partly the reason why Konami pretty much made his life hell so he would quit lol

slim thorn
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(also I want ZoE 3 izzysadness)

random steppe
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Hell yeah

fresh bane
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Konami: laughs in pachinko and mobile games

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wwwwwww

random steppe
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Goddamn this OST slaps to this day

slim thorn
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they pivoted to horse plinko and never looked back

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except for all that new silent hill stuff, somehow that's happening

fresh bane
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Konami saw how good Capcom was doing and went ''hey we can do that too!''

slim thorn
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oh yeah that song's in my library

fresh bane
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whether or not they will be able to provide only time will tell

slim thorn
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(I know most of you own thousands of VGM tracks but I don't generally like VGM outside of its game, even the themes, so that's unusual)

gaunt marten
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Second Runner is a great game

random steppe
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Fuck I should replay it

white phoenix
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man if konami can somehow do a comeback like capcom did then I'll eat my hat

slim thorn
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I really should replay it too, it's one of my all-time favorites

fresh bane
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ehhhh

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Capcom never reached the levels of shittyness that Konami reached

white phoenix
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also true

fresh bane
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Konami straight up never really gave a shit about its fans or its IPs at all

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Capcom at least seemed like they were trying and being communicative

slim thorn
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but I think my brain is not in twitch skill mood atm, I still haven't gotten back to my Ninja Gaiden replay which is also an all-time fav

random steppe
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ZOE was at some point, one of my favourite things in the universe

white phoenix
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konami just seemed hilariously like a supervillain at the time

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decision after decision...

gaunt marten
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Having watched a playthrough of the first game recently, it does not hold to inspection

slim thorn
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especially those final Anubis fights, I still don't understand how I was able to beat those, felt more like an out of body experience watching an anime in some places

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yeah I've played ZoE 1 and it's nothing special, 2's the one everyone needs to try

random steppe
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I own this model too, and I love it.

slim thorn
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oh wow

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(I have no merch of anything flutterhellodarkness)

random steppe
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Also even with all that, the crotch cockpit still look really silly

slim thorn
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ok yes but we don't talk about that

rancid herald
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what is that?

gaunt marten
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It's named a cockpit, not a headpit

random steppe
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It makes zero sense, it's such an exposed position for the pilot

white phoenix
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Whoa that's a model?

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that's awesome looking

random steppe
slim thorn
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I certainly can't recall seeing any other mecha thing go with that design

fresh bane
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Zone of the Enders looks interesting flutternatureissofascinating

slim thorn
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oh duh, I know why I was competent at this game

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it doesn't have a parry button rdwut

random steppe
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Nevermind wrong message reply

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I think you could block tho

slim thorn
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yeah IIRC it was block and dodge but no parry

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(there's enough other stuff going on it hardly needs it)

random steppe
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I remember some mechanic to retaliate, me and my friends played a lot of versus mode at the time

slim thorn
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ah, I never had anyone to try versus with

random steppe
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It was couch co-op on the PS2 at the time

fresh bane
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this reminds me of that secret minigame in only the ps2 versions of mgs3, it's a super basic dmc clone and I remember it was allegedly a prototype/concept for ZoE3 but I can't remember if it was ever confirmed or stated officially
https://youtu.be/w1LIylZ8VaM

This is an extended look at the nightmare sequence only present in the PlayStation 2 versions of Metal Gear Solid 3.
Except for the initial codec call, none of this made it to the HD version.

Timestamps:

@0:00 Intro
@2:16 Nightmare Gameplay
@11:46 Waking out of a Nightmare Cutscene
@12:23 Special Codec Conversations
@18:17 Trivia

Gameplay...

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References to "ZOE3" were found while data-mining the executable for the 'Guy Savage' mini-game from Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater.

This seems to lend credence to rumors that the 'Guy Savage' mini-game was a prototype for Zone of the Enders 3.

#MetalGearSolid
#ZoneOfTheEnders

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fresh bane
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what even is an optimal position to reasonably put a pilot of a giant robot in?

random steppe
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I mean. ideally someplace armored

slim thorn
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IME the standard answer is the torso or the head, depending on how giant they are exactly and how important fitting in other stuff is

random steppe
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Jutting the weakpoint of the whole thing forward doesn't seem like a reasonable idea

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You kinda stop seeing it after 50 hours, and after 100 it actually somehow looks cooler than normal

slim thorn
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the Kojima effect

random steppe
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I assume that was his intention, to incept us crotch cockpits

slim thorn
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as long as we're on the silly parts

fresh bane
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''the crotch cockpit is integral to the narrative of the game I assure you''

slim thorn
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I feel like I never got a top rank score on the city defense level, that they spawn too far apart to prevent all damage; was that your experience?

random steppe
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Listen...are you asking me the score on a level of a game that I played more than 15 years ago?

slim thorn
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ok did the level always end with you character beating himself up for not saving enough people

random steppe
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This was ZOE1 right?

slim thorn
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oh no I'm talking 2

random steppe
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Oh, I remember Leo being a bitch, but not the other dude

slim thorn
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it's a relatively early mission, mostly little spider-y enemies crawling on the ground that you can flip over

random steppe
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Lemme check the name

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Dingo

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What a goddamn name

slim thorn
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I'm awful at names no matter how much I like the thing

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except Jehuty and Anubis, I remembered them immediately

random steppe
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Dingo is worth forgetting as a name

slim thorn
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storytelling wasn't the strong suit anyway

random steppe
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I actively regret looking it up

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I did like how it explain the jump in capabilities of the jeuthy between the two games tho

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In the 1st game it's piloted by a random untrained kid, in the 2nd by an already experienced pilot

slim thorn
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ah, I played them so far apart I didn't pick up on that

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I do remember on a past replay trying really hard at the unwinnable boss fight, and scoring a respectable number of hits

fresh bane
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oh wow you can tell this is a Kojima Prod. game

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down to the same fonts and interface style used in MGS2

slim thorn
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ah the naritas

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such a great default enemy, if you get lazy/greedy they will kick your ass even in the later levels

random steppe
# random steppe I own this model too, and I love it.

Oh btw, this model is based on my favourite weapon in videogames to this date.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drjn9aBqKOw

Took a bit of fiddling and research into the PS2 game, and some abuse playing VR modes I shouldn't be able to. But I managed to get all the weapons working.

In memory, it's a 2 byte value. The list of weapons goes as follows:

0 GRAB
1 GEYSER
2 COMET
3 GAUNTLET
4 DECOY
5 V CANNON
6 H.MISSILE
7 WISP
8 F.MINE
9 0 SHIFT
10 PHALANX
11 HALBERD
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It's so goddamn fucking cool

slim thorn
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when I first played it my favorite level was the armada(?) where you personally take down what felt like half a dozen star destroyers by vector cannoning their tailpipes

random steppe
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Yep

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It's the level in which they give you the cannon I think

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And it's forever burned into my memory

gaunt marten
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The floor is lava. This run uses double jumps from the start

slim thorn
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that a firing animation that long never got old is impressive, even if you typically only fire it <10 times

random steppe
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Yeah, it's not very pratical, that said, I actively tried to find excuses to use it

dire gate
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So with the Pokemon DLC being announced to be released in this year, now the speculation that Switch 2 will be likely released around Holiday 2024 is quite reasonable

dire gate
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Hey I grabbed a new game to play

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Oh this looks amazing.

dire gate
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Oh

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Oh...

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This is the kind of game which traumatizes you as soon as you play the fucking tutorial

dire gate
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Yeah, yeah, cute art, I see you trying to soothe me from this extraordinary emotional trauma

bleak lintel
fresh bane
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That was quicker than I expected

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But nice celestiahappy

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The DLC!!
The Miquella DLC is real!!

quiet swift
random steppe
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They just announced it but really showed nothing about it.
Tbh I am just happy they confirmed we will be getting a DLC at all

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Eventually

hidden elbow
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Okay ladies ,gentlemen ,and everypony else ,may I present to you all

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The best Duke Nukem theme version EVER
https://youtu.be/o4pK9kylzx4

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Steam updates public policy on how many keys you can generate for your games. Games and applications launching on Steam may receive up to 5,000 Default Release Steam Keys to support retail activities and distribution on other stores. After that, all Steam Key requests are reviewed on a case-by-case basis. There is no guarantee that you will be provided additional keys.

heady bridge
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Feels like for all the faults that could be levelled at Ancel when he was working on Beyond Good and Evil 2 at least stuff was being done and they had things to show off for the game, since he's gone there has been a vacuum and a whole load of nothing since.

visual hill
thorny loom
rose rose
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Wow, a best game contest not won by Elden Ring

heady bridge
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Best Use of DualSense Wireless Controller: Astro's Playroom

Well no crap it's the winner still, it's just about the only game to make use out of all the stuff crammed into that controller, when it's not being used you just end up with a slightly comfier PS4 controller with much worse battery life.

slim thorn
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what's in there?

rose rose
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The adaptive triggers are used quite often

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Also the speaker

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The fancy haptics somewhat less so

slim thorn
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whoa, the vanilla PS5 controller has haptics?

heady bridge
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Yes it does, not that you'd know for how few games that have used it so far

rose rose
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You might need to clarify your surprise there because I’d describe any vibration as “haptics” in this context

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But the PS5 controller has very fine-grained ones

heady bridge
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I guess I mean using it to the fullest ability that the DualSense can

rose rose
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Good for things like raindrops

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I was addressing Ixrec there

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The triggers that can adjust their tension and stop points on the fly remain my favourite feature

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(Though you can often hear them do it so that’s a bit weird)

heady bridge
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Yeah, of course not every game will have a use for all of this but I guess it's more a case that Astro's Playroom winning is less of a surprise when it's essentially as much a tech demo for the controller as it is the system itself

rose rose
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It was the correct choice

heady bridge
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yeah, I do hope we get a proper major Astro game at some point, though I fear if we do it'll be for PSVR2 which I just cannot justify the purchase price atm

thorny loom
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Something i didnt think would be announced

heady bridge
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Not sure how Elden Ring can be even a honourable mention for graphics on PS5 though as it doesn't look that great on the system, partly due to it being cross gen

thorny loom
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@echo geode CHRIS

rose rose
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I will go ahead and make the claim that the only truly interesting change between the current and previous generation of consoles is the PS5 controller.

thorny loom
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Peach has a point

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Were entering the era of diminishing returns

rose rose
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(Which means the Xbox just did nothing. Cool shape I guess.)

thorny loom
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*in regards to graphics capabilities

rose rose
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I mean there’s definitely something to be said for the graphics improvements

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But bigger numbers are bigger wins zero innovation points

visual hill
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ER is mostly art direction, it's not very impressive on a tech standpoint

mossy flume
slim thorn
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for me we were in diminishing returns as soon as the Xbox 360 was no longer new

rose rose
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Returnal uses it for one very specific thing

slim thorn
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I'm not even sure what the current gen is

rose rose
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Which renders it unplayable on any other controller

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But I’m not sure makes it the best use

heady bridge
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Game Pass is like the biggest thing Microsoft has brought to the table in recent times though that's just an extension of Microsoft throwing their huge wads of cash about

visual hill
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well, stable framerates are one thing 😛 7th gen consoles weren't known for that, and 8th gen had trouble in many games too