Toby's chaos (rp) channel

[halcyon ivy]

discord moment

[serene geyser]

UPDATE YOUR FUCKING DISCORD CLIENT OMLLL 😭

[finite solar]

And get my search button moved? Never

[halcyon ivy]

no thank you, i will stay on the oldest useable version possible

the app only ever gets worse

[river galleon]

Nyehehehe

[dim tree]

Why does my cell service fall apart whenever i enter this chat
Toby is this your doing /silly

[halcyon ivy]

i mean it is tobys fault

hes god here, so everything is his fault

[dim tree]

I'm his fault?

I exist because of him?

/silly

[halcyon ivy]

yes

when within the bounds of this chatbox, everything is his fault

[finite solar]

Oh great Toby, could you make me good at Uiua please

I suffer from skill issues related to it

[river galleon]

hmgmgm tasty radio waves

🥺

[river galleon]

lmao no fak off :3

lashes you to the ceiling

[dim tree]

Noooooooooooo

Toby this human form is limiting can i be a computer for real

[river galleon]

no

:)

[dim tree]

Whyyyyyy

[halcyon ivy]

toby, can my pancreas glow green every tuesday

i just think it would b funy :D

[river galleon]

wish granted
the definition of what constitutes your pancreas will change every tuesday

[dim tree]

Why did you grant gad's wish and not mine </3

[river galleon]

uhm

yours wasn't funny

😔

[dim tree]

Nooooo what

How dare u...

I will REVENGE YOU

[river galleon]

revenge privileges revoked

🔫🐛

[dim tree]

HOW

Grrrr...

Angry computer noises

[river galleon]

you're not a computer though

actually I've changed my mind

makes you a Mentat

[halcyon ivy]

thank you o wise toby

you are truly the funnist and silist

[dim tree]

What's a mentat?

[halcyon ivy]

giant human calculators

who use the power of drugs to do brainy stuff

[dim tree]

Wha

I'm confused

[halcyon ivy]

human people who use drugs and gene editing to turn themselves into extra geniuses because their religion says no computers allowed

[river galleon]

yea

[halcyon ivy]

from frank herberts dune

[river galleon]

https://tenor.com/bOCyJ.gif

this guy

human computers bascically

[halcyon ivy]

i allways pictured them with comicly large heads, but that was outside the movie budget ig

[dim tree]

:( Toby this isn't what i wanted... /silly

[dim tree]

:( Toby this isn't what i wanted... /silly

[dim tree]

:( Toby this isn't what i wanted... /silly

[halcyon ivy]

discord moment xD

[eternal turtle]

I guess that isn't what you wanted?

[halcyon ivy]

heya val o/

[dim tree]

Yes

[eternal turtle]

haiiiiii

[river galleon]

Yes it was

I made it so that you wanted this

:3

free will isn't real

[dim tree]

I did not want to be a human

[river galleon]

and I make sure of that

[halcyon ivy]

you are technicly not human anymore i think

just, not a machine

[dim tree]

Noooooooo...

[river galleon]

nah you're human

the only non-human/Earth life that we know of in Dune is Arrakis, no?

[dim tree]

Being human sucks

[river galleon]

skill issue

embrace the joy of existing

[dim tree]

Toby how do you deal with being human

[river galleon]

day by day

[dim tree]

Hmm

Hmmmmm

I can no longer deal with being human :(

It is full of pain

[river galleon]

simply stop experiencing pain

[dim tree]

No

[river galleon]

ok

experience more pain

turns you into a blob without a mouth

https://tenor.com/bXQYg.gif

[dim tree]

Damn

[halcyon ivy]

taking away the mouth dosnt mean much

if you really want to shut them up, take away the keyboard

[river galleon]

now they can't lick popsicles anymore

it's a punishment

[dim tree]

I don't eat Popsicles :3

[river galleon]

yea cuz no mouth

[dim tree]

I never did eat Popsicles :3

[halcyon ivy]

clearly cuz you instincutally feared the Tobys punnishments

[dim tree]

I just don't like Popsicles

[river galleon]

yes you do

:)

[dim tree]

No

[river galleon]

makes you like popsicles

[dim tree]

Damn

Toby can i be a machine

[river galleon]

no you cannot

:(

it's sadly impossible

turns @eternal turtle into a machine

[dim tree]

You turned me into a blob you can turn me into a machine

[river galleon]

:3

[dim tree]

YOU JUST TURNED SOMEONE ELSE INTO A MACHINE IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE- /silly

Tobyyyyyy

[river galleon]

no I didn't?

you must be misremembering

:)

🪱

[dim tree]

Beep

You turned Valerie into a machine

[river galleon]

no I didn't?

who's Valerie

:3

[dim tree]

Restores your memory

Gives you my memory too

Like copies my memories to you

[river galleon]

feeds you antimemetics

stop seeing evil things

[dim tree]

Toby i have no mouth

[eternal turtle]

If it's not Open source software and hardware I don't want it

[river galleon]

spray them on your thing

[dim tree]

Valerieeee can i be a machine

[river galleon]

it's custom built and the designs are all stored in your mind

:3

feel free to share

[dim tree]

Valerie can i be a machine

[river galleon]

no

:(

it's impossible

you can't just turn people into machines

imagine tho

[dim tree]

You turned Valerie into a machine

[river galleon]

who's Valerie?

what's a machine?

[dim tree]

Also you can change anything in this thread you're a god in this thread

[river galleon]

is this correct?

[dim tree]

Correct as in what

[river galleon]

not incorrect

:)

[dim tree]

Not incorrect in what way?

[river galleon]

correct

:)

[dim tree]

I assume "this" is referring to the kibty, but correct for what?

Correct for something i can become?

[river galleon]

that's not a kibty

it's my car

[dim tree]

👍
Correct for what?

[river galleon]

not everything needs a purpose

:)

[dim tree]

Ok then car is correct

[river galleon]

yayyy

turns you into a microchip

[dim tree]

Smol

:D

[dim tree]

I am finally machine

[finite solar]

toby how could you

because of this, it took me over two hours of aoc 2016 day 1 part 1

and i have no idea how to do part 2

all your fault >:(

[river galleon]

yea

fun

:D

[halcyon ivy]

is drinking annother persons blood cannibalism

because your not eating your drinking

huh

[river galleon]

yes

of course

[halcyon ivy]

damn :/

[halcyon ivy]

this is the 6th time this story has been shared on this server, and the 3rd in just this thread

but like, i totally get it tho xD

[dim tree]

i love it :D

[dawn belfry]

7th

[river galleon]

lol

I haven't seen it

:3

this is now the first time it has been shared

so I say, so it shall be, so it has always been

[dawn belfry]

you lack omniscience even within your own domain

good to know...

[halcyon ivy]

wdym?

the Toby knows of the only time this post has ever been shared here

[river galleon]

I know all

I know how to destroy the past

I have done so

[dim tree]

conputer

[river galleon]

I have unmade history to suit my needs

time is but another piece of machinery for me to operate

colon three

[dim tree]

machinery mentioned

me

[river galleon]

operates you

[dim tree]

qhar

noooooo

[river galleon]

:3

get operated

[vestal seal]

all hail toby- i mean damn that sucks ignore what i just said

[river galleon]

Meow

[serene geyser]

YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[old swan]

whgar

[river galleon]

mrp

[serene geyser]

I'm having a crisis :3

[serene geyser]

TOBY

runs away

[river galleon]

where?

<.<

,>

[serene geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-walking-cat-meme-cat-meme-cat-run-gif-11219708134857825706

You forgot to look right infront of you

sili

[river galleon]

I can't look

I'm blind

:(

[serene geyser]

:<

[river galleon]

'/\'

[serene geyser]

Toby's sad. Now I'm sad

[river galleon]

puts you in the shredder

[dim tree]

takes indigo out of the shredder before she can be shredded

[serene geyser]

NOU I WANTED TO BE SHREDDED

Imagine

Super buff robot indi

I'd be so ripped hehe

PUT ME IN THE SHREDDER EDEN

[dim tree]

NOOOOO

[serene geyser]

:0

@river galleon do you see this blasphemy

[river galleon]

puts you in the shredder with indigo

[dim tree]

i would never put my friend in the shredder...

[river galleon]

gives you a button that would solve world hunger and war but would also put your friend in the shredder

That's right
We're doing unethical science now

[dim tree]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[serene geyser]

PLEASE EDEN

GIVE ME SUPER AWESOME ABS

AND REALLY COOL MUSCLES

AND OF XOURSE SOLCE WORLD HUNGER

[dim tree]

WAS I MISINTERPRETING SHREDDER THIS WHOLE TIME

toby tell me what the shredder is

does it shred you into pieces or no

[river galleon]

Press the button and find out

[dim tree]

nooooooooooooooo

[halcyon ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/die-dumb-ways-to-die-i-wonder-what-does-this-button-do-gif-20731109

[dim tree]

me n the boys (cw slight horror)

[serene geyser]

Awwwhhh cutee

[serene geyser]

I am immuine :3

GADD

I MISSED YA SILI

[halcyon ivy]

which is you and which is "the boys"

[serene geyser]

Where have you beeeeen

[halcyon ivy]

hiiii

[dim tree]

any/all

[halcyon ivy]

been busy packing cuz i move in a few days :D

[halcyon ivy]

xD

[serene geyser]

Wahh :00

https://tenor.com/view/demichanwakataritai-interviewswithmonstergirls-anime-gif-7568764

[serene geyser]

This gif is so me

[halcyon ivy]

brown hair guy had almost the exact reaction as me lol

just :O ????

[serene geyser]

hehehe

[halcyon ivy]

got a flight to murica on september 5th aaaaaahhhhhhh

[serene geyser]

This is me and gad average conversation

[serene geyser]

Woahh :0

[dim tree]

should i make the big one an oc and make a 3d model of it

[serene geyser]

What's murcia

[halcyon ivy]

america*

[dim tree]

america

[serene geyser]

that doesn''t sound like a countyi I know

[serene geyser]

OUH

MB LOLL

I was confused for a secon

:p

[halcyon ivy]

yes, a thousand times yes

[serene geyser]

YEAAA THAT WOULD BE SO COOL

https://tenor.com/view/quby-chan-hi-wave-hello-hi-there-gif-17010845

My music is so loud :3

[halcyon ivy]

have you heard of the volume buttons

[serene geyser]

Yeah

[serene geyser]

That is how I turned it so loud :>

[halcyon ivy]

xD

[serene geyser]

I LOOKED OUT OVER LONDON

WITH MY LAST CUP OF TEA

[halcyon ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/abe-simpson-abe-simpson-cloud-yelling-cloud-angry-gif-12558964

[serene geyser]

I GAZE WAS RETURNED BY

GREY CLOUD AND STEAL

[halcyon ivy]

turn that down!

[serene geyser]

NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

https://tenor.com/view/never-gonna-happen-breaking-bad-nope-no-way-hank-schrader-gif-4945261051704099839

[serene geyser]

Yes, this is me, a white bald middle aged white man

[halcyon ivy]

https://youtu.be/oYgF5VLKUtw

?

[dim tree]

COSMO SHELDRAKE SPOTTED

[serene geyser]

COSMO SHELDRAKE MENTIOEND????

explodes

[serene geyser]

you know it >:3

[halcyon ivy]

i dont tho lol

just googled the lyrics

[serene geyser]

:000

EDEN GAD DOESN"T COSMO SHELDRAKE

STAB HIM

source ~/gad.sh "get stabbed"

[halcyon ivy]

dies

[serene geyser]

NOUUUU

Gad died before he become a cosmo sheldrake lover

This is so sad

sudo systemctl restart gad.service

[halcyon ivy]

still ded

[serene geyser]

NOUUUUU

"gad.isAlive=true" >> ~/gad.sh

[halcyon ivy]

revives then dies from stab wound agaim

[serene geyser]

oop-

SORRY GAD

pulls out stabby knife

[dim tree]

height comparison (for context im the one on the left and im 5'5)

[serene geyser]

slaps you at 20km/s with healing dust

sudo systemctl start gad.service

[serene geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/pixel-idle-swinging-legs-dangling-legs-school-uniform-gif-26063020

[halcyon ivy]

gets lacerations from the dust

[halcyon ivy]

damn those ears add like a foot of height

[dim tree]

the eebjy sleebjer

[halcyon ivy]

your art is really nice :O

[dim tree]

ty!!

[finite solar]

Comunitat autònoma in spain

Butt of most jokes

I think they grow good fruit? Idk they're in the south nobody cares 😔

[river galleon]

I've decided to move the Hispanic subcontinent to the asteroid belt

@finite solar you're welcome :D

[finite solar]

Yay

Less Spanish is more good

Wait which subcontinent again

[halcyon ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/kazuma-lannavo-konosuba-megumin-necromancy-gif-22629541

[serene geyser]

:3

[halcyon ivy]

oh your miss indigo now huh?

fancy

next you know youll be needing a walker

[vestal seal]

yk, what if i make a skeleton soldier out of someones skeleton while their still alive

[serene geyser]

hehehheehhe anfeoa

[serene geyser]

I took this as you threatening to take out my legs-

[halcyon ivy]

anfeoa?

[halcyon ivy]

well, if you waaaant

[serene geyser]

happy spam :3

[serene geyser]

e9hf9aaa NOU

[halcyon ivy]

yaknow minecraft skellies?

how do they know your there, they dont have eyes or ears

its ||skelepathy, your bones betray you||

cw: terrible joke

[serene geyser]

I saw that so many years ago

still so funny

[river galleon]

piss

[serene geyser]

Piss :3

[halcyon ivy]

PISS Is Simply Suboptimal

you didnt see that

[river galleon]

piss

[halcyon ivy]

PISS Instantly Starts Spam

recursive acronyms are fun :>

[river galleon]

||🐸||||🐸||

[warm dirge]

discord let me open the fucking spoiler

ugh fine i’ll copy the text instead

[river galleon]

fart

fart

fart

fart

fart

fart

[warm dirge]

incoherence detected

[river galleon]

fart detected

empowers you with the Shard of Odium

[warm dirge]

the age

what

not the age

guh

i’m
tired

[river galleon]

the age

the age

[warm dirge]

the age

[river galleon]

the age

the age

the age

the age

the age

the age

the age

the age

the age

[serene geyser]

Nuh uh

Toby being silly?

Banned

[river galleon]

I'm gonna turn you into soil

[dim tree]

Toby can i be a sicarian infiltrator model from the adeptus mechanicus faction of Warhammer 40k

[river galleon]

No

Because I don't know what that is enough

[dim tree]

Aw

[halcyon ivy]

discord moment

not even an app anymore

just blue

[river galleon]

Warmth

[halcyon ivy]

gimme some of that

its friged here

[river galleon]

Get a cat

[halcyon ivy]

good advice

i will add it to the large pile of pros to getting a cat

"toby said so"

[warm dirge]

ITS FNIGED?

~/gad.sh ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) its friged here

[halcyon ivy]

uuhm, not that im aware

is there a fing-ometer or something?

how would one detect fingey-ness

[river galleon]

Built into cat

[halcyon ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/anya-forger-taking-notes-oomfie-spy-x-family-memo-gif-8287618218761733944

more features of cars i didnt know

they are truly amazing animals

[river galleon]

They also make crunchy noises while eating mice they carried into your bedroom

Source: Casper

[halcyon ivy]

is that supposed to be a pro or a con?

[river galleon]

I'm not here to make judgements for you

I can only tell facts

[halcyon ivy]

im guessing a pro, but mouse corpse sounds like a con

[halcyon ivy]

so wise as allways the Toby (tm)

[river galleon]

Do you like rodent organs on your floor? Then it's a definite pro

[halcyon ivy]

uhm

no ty

[river galleon]

Too late

I already spilled hamster spleens over your bathroom

[halcyon ivy]

oh, the bathrooms fine

[river galleon]

Casper is next to me eepin and purrin

:3

[halcyon ivy]

I allready keep my kidney collection there

[halcyon ivy]

awwweeeee

[river galleon]

Baby

[halcyon ivy]

give em lots of pets for me

[halcyon ivy]

i have yet to turn autocaps off on this new phone, and seeing a capital letter in my message looks so off xD

[river galleon]

Baby

[halcyon ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-oleg-germana-cute-sleep-storm-gif-17915603

here you go

thatl be 5.99 please

[river galleon]

Ew, a baby

Awful

I want chips

[halcyon ivy]

we dont sell those, what do you takw us for

those are so bad for you, so high in sodium and fats

we arent monsters

[river galleon]

I am tho

[river galleon]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=5kpsuXYKK1A

song about drag queens accidentally shitting themselves after eating sussy burritos

[river galleon]

https://tenor.com/bhvgQ9m4aaZ.gif

[halcyon ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cute-meow-cat-kitten-gif-16741198

[river galleon]

mrp

[old swan]

h

[flat lichen]

mrelkt;'w

[river galleon]

I agree

[river galleon]

Officially endorsed

[halcyon ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/noted-anya-gif-9118962738426881203

[river galleon]

I disagree

Officially rebuked

[halcyon ivy]

D:<

how dare

[vestal seal]

there's a girl in my shcool ccalled anya right

i see her name and the first thing i think is anya forger

[river galleon]

I forgor

:3

[river galleon]

https://tenor.com/kJI421urpoA.gif

[halcyon ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-attack-on-titan-grave-pay-respects-rip-gif-20284534

the poor car

gone too soon

[river galleon]

I want

hot dog

give me hot dog

https://tenor.com/QZVS.gif

[serene geyser]

mraowww

[river galleon]

WRONG

blows you up

[dim tree]

beep

:[

[river galleon]

extra wrong

implodes you

[dim tree]

💥💥💥💥

(my ghost) wtf why did you do that

Ah shit gtg i have a test

[old swan]

Rolls back time

shit, I used a backup from 1970

stops existing

[dim tree]

stops existing

[river galleon]

I pass all the color perception tests with flying greyscales

[serene geyser]

paws at you

[river galleon]

https://tenor.com/bDnB0.gif

[halcyon ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-fern-beyond-journeys-end-macdonald-burgers-gif-10253262265477048425

[dim tree]

beep

[serene geyser]

beeps at you repetitively at 1137Hz

[dim tree]

beep

[serene geyser]

Hai eden :3

[dim tree]

hai :33

[serene geyser]

Puter'in :3

[river galleon]

you're all banned from eating beans

[serene geyser]

hehe

[serene geyser]

:c

[dim tree]

beep

mrrp

[serene geyser]

beep

[dim tree]

i didn't like beans anyways

[serene geyser]

Mraow

[serene geyser]

same

[river galleon]

you're all mandated to like beans

[dim tree]

I don't like beans

[river galleon]

orbital death beam targeting your house

[dim tree]

Jokes on you I'm not at my house

[river galleon]

meaning whatever house you're in

[dim tree]

I'm not at a house

[river galleon]

that you know of

:)

[dim tree]

I'm in a building but it's not a house

[river galleon]

same difference

death from above

[dim tree]

A

💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[eternal turtle]

You have destroyed a significant portion of british food options with this one inconsequential decision

[river galleon]

good

:)

[dim tree]

me

[eternal turtle]

:(. I like beans

[river galleon]

:)

[halcyon ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/weather-weather-man-television-tv-shows-tv-gif-16276474

[rancid hearth]

So business as usual then

[old swan]

toby

no

[river galleon]

🐌

bnuuy

[serene geyser]

bunny flavored snail

If it quacks like a bunny who cares if it's a snail :3

[halcyon ivy]

if it swims like a bunny and quacks like a bunny, its a [object Object]

now i have to leave before i get executed for making a js joke

https://tenor.com/view/escape-im-out-gif-14042189

[serene geyser]

explodes you remotely

[river galleon]

No

[serene geyser]

:3

does anyway

[river galleon]

inverts the polarity of your matter so you do it backwards

[serene geyser]

Unexplodes unremotely ungad-

In this case Gad still explodes as you have inverted the subject of my wizardary :3

/nick @halcyon ivy ~/exploded_gad.sh

[river galleon]

No?

He's not part of you

[serene geyser]

Remotely views gad being very much exploded

:3

Byebye gad

sudo rm ~/gad.sh

[old swan]

meow

[serene geyser]

paws at you

[halcyon ivy]

actually i am

[river galleon]

no

:)

[dim tree]

beep

[halcyon ivy]

the tilde at the start of my name means i am in everyones home folder

i live there rent free

[dim tree]

beep

[halcyon ivy]

boop

[dim tree]

oh so that's why i have so little storage left

[halcyon ivy]

heya eden

[dim tree]

hai

[halcyon ivy]

discord decided you dont deserve a pfp 😔

[dim tree]

damn

[river galleon]

no?

that was me

This is my domain

[dim tree]

beep

[halcyon ivy]

D:

toby please give eden back her face

its rude

[dim tree]

I'm fine without a face

[halcyon ivy]

ohkie nvm

still.shoulda asked first >:(

[dim tree]

beep

[halcyon ivy]

is that beeping noise normal or an alarm?

[dim tree]

beep

[river galleon]

removes your ability to be fine without a face

[dim tree]

beep >:[

[halcyon ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/boop-boo-peek-a-boo-gif-13037591830044244945

[dim tree]

ERROR

[halcyon ivy]

cat eden.log

[dim tree]

\wait what does that do

[halcyon ivy]

(reads your error log)

[dim tree]

RESTARTING

dammit i thought i fixed that error (the one that makes me crash when someone boops me)

[halcyon ivy]

damn that must be one annoying bug, you can never be booped T-T

[dim tree]

beep

[halcyon ivy]

are beep and boop like antimater oppopsites of eachother? do they cancel out and explode?

[dim tree]

maybe

beep

[halcyon ivy]

beep

[dim tree]

beep

[halcyon ivy]

baap

[dim tree]

beep

[old swan]

sorry i dont have a home

im a nomad

i keep all my files in /etc

[dim tree]

beep

[old swan]

boop

[halcyon ivy]

well good thing i have a copy there to :>

beeeeeeeeep

[old swan]

you see

im everywhere and nowhere

[dim tree]

beep

[rancid hearth]

Blorp

[river galleon]

glorp

[halcyon ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-outer-space-gif-988837663270596515

[river galleon]

Am sick

Plz fix

[serene geyser]

Pull Request; Fix Toby's Sick

Hey I found a bug in Toby's immune system, I thought I would patch it and send it up stream! - Indigo

@river galleon

[river galleon]

is dead

[vestal seal]

uh, did tests pass

before

pushing

[serene geyser]

no :3

They all completely failed

But I was already accepted to main

So my code is merged- 🤷‍♀️

Maybe that's why toby is dead-

[vestal seal]

i-

creates issue
(chore) add tests to CI

[halcyon ivy]

issue #28 dead project?

there has been no updates in nearly two hours, is this abandoned?

whats the alternative i should use

[river galleon]

a

[finite solar]

Cat :D

[river galleon]

incorrect

that is a picture of a cat

not a cat

[dim tree]

i want to boop tjhem,

[river galleon]

impossible

you'd be atomized

[dim tree]

how so

[river galleon]

his power is immense

[dim tree]

element 192 is surprisingly stable for how high of a number of protons it has

[river galleon]

I've got like

trillions of protons inside me

[dim tree]

element 192 SHOULD be unstable but its not

and its just one atom

pleasssees can i boop the cta

[river galleon]

no you cannot

physically impossible

[dim tree]

whyy noottttt

why is it physicallty impossible

[river galleon]

Last I checked there's only 118 different elements?

known

[dim tree]

known

(im secretly the 192nd element but scientists hav ent discovered me yet)

[river galleon]

https://tenor.com/b07k8.gif

[dim tree]

it true

[river galleon]

why is light speed the limit

don't ask dumb questions smh >:C

[dim tree]

but i dont know the answer

ia sk dumb questions every day toby

tis part of my nonunderstanding due to being autistic

[river galleon]

the answer is it's not possible

if you tried, you'd just fail

the cat is untouchable

[dim tree]

cqan you touch it

[river galleon]

ofc

:3

he's my baby

I pet him all the time

[dim tree]

then why cant i touch him if you can

[river galleon]

It's impossible

😔

[dim tree]

can nob ody but you touch him?

[river galleon]

idk haven't checked

[dim tree]

then let meeee

i can test for u

[river galleon]

I know for a fact that you cannot

[dim tree]

but i havent tried yet

[river galleon]

but I have not checked for every possible permutation of sentient being

thus I cannot say with authority that nobody but me can touch him

[dim tree]

then let me try

[river galleon]

but I already know that you cannot

[dim tree]

how

why

[river galleon]

advanced cat petting science

[dim tree]

i havent tried ywett

yknow what

[teleports to your location and boops casper]

[river galleon]

I ran billions of simulations

for every person alive

[river galleon]

he's not in my location

[dim tree]

yeah but yu dont know hiow element 192 worksd

[river galleon]

:)

https://qntm.org/destroyed

relevant

:3

[dim tree]

ok i go read

[river galleon]

oh deary me

:3

[old swan]

Lmfao

[dim tree]

I'm so glad you introduced me to qntm

[river galleon]

it's a cool thingi

I like the one where they accidentally become god

[dim tree]

This is REALLY inspiring

I wanna make my own website to host my art and writing now

[finite solar]

Do it

[dim tree]

But i don't know how to make a website-

[Sponsor crashes through the wall]

[finite solar]

The sponsor is Open Source

[dim tree]

"SQUARESPACE-"

[finite solar]

Look into jekyll and Github Pages

[dim tree]

SHUT UP SPONSOR

[finite solar]

No

The only thing one has to pay for to have a website is the domain

[dim tree]

Then how do i make a website if I'm broke

[finite solar]

GitHub gives you a domain for free

[dim tree]

(I'm not broke i just don't know how to pay for things)

[dim tree]

Ooo

[finite solar]

yeag

look into github pages

[dim tree]

Can i customize it however i like?

[finite solar]

if you want your own domain, you gotta pay monee, but otherwise you can keep the whateveryournameis.github.io domain or whatever it is

[finite solar]

you can put literally whatever you want in it

[dim tree]

But can i change the basic layout and stuff

[finite solar]

this is something i was writing a while ago

[finite solar]

wdym "change"

there is no "change"

there is only "create"

[river galleon]

awful

in just about every conceivable way

:3

[river galleon]

literally whatever you want

[dim tree]

I'm thinking of this btw

[river galleon]

no, that's github

not github pages

[dim tree]

Ik i was making fun of squarespace sponsorships

[river galleon]

https://spencers145.github.io/SharkGame/

github page

[old swan]

Consider

11ty

[river galleon]

:3

[dim tree]

[tilts head]

I did that irl btw

[river galleon]

accessibility

[old swan]

Learning css is annoying but not the hardest thing, and you don't need to deal with a lot of html with 11ty

[dim tree]

I think i prefer html

I have more experience with it

[river galleon]

huh

[finite solar]

you're in luck

[old swan]

It's what I use for putting my stuff on websites because I can just dump my text files into it and it will turn them into html :3

[dim tree]

The code editor in this is html right?
https://perchance.org/cat-genotype-generator

[river galleon]

oh, 11ty is a service?

[finite solar]

i have no idea what i'm looking at

[river galleon]

no

the output of it is

[dim tree]

There's an edit button where you can look at the code

[river galleon]

this is not HTML

[dim tree]

Oh then what's the code in

[river galleon]

their own language?

[finite solar]

this is html

[dim tree]

Interesting

[finite solar]

if you understand html and css, you can make literally anything you want

anything you want

[dim tree]

It's the only code language i have any experience in, aside from scratch

[finite solar]

there is genuinely no limit, if you understand them

i guess the fact the screen is 2D is a limit

and also resolution/size

but aside from that

it's limitless

you can think of it as, like, how computers think of graphical interfaces, almost

[dim tree]

Ooo

[finite solar]

yeag

[river galleon]

idk if chrome does it the same, but in firefox if you add view-source: before a url you see ... the source

:3

view-source:https://tobot.dev/

[finite solar]

woag neat-o

i didn't know that

[river galleon]

it's the same as right clicking and selecting "view source"

but I can't screenshot that

😔

[old swan]

lmao

[river galleon]

ctrl+u on firefox

[finite solar]

just say F12 smh my head

[river galleon]

assuming you're not on a stinky website that intercepts it

[river galleon]

no

that's dev tools

element inspector and shit

not source view

[finite solar]

oH

TIL about C-u as well

[river galleon]

dumas

stinky

smelly

[finite solar]

(doesn't work in discord, though 😔 )

[river galleon]

bites you

bites you

bites you

bites you

bites you

bites you

bites you

bites you

bites you

bites you

[finite solar]

in my defense

(aAaaaAa i'm getting bitten)

[river galleon]

in your defense: bites you

[finite solar]

dev tools includes source view

[river galleon]

no it doesn't

it has an element inspector

which is a sanitized and formatted display of the HTML as it is

not the original source

[finite solar]

stop being correct >:(((

[river galleon]

stop being incorrect

:)

[finite solar]

toby

toby can you teach me a thing

what is an Applicative Functor

[river galleon]

who's Toby

[finite solar]

someone who i thought could explain what <*> is

[river galleon]

idk

sounds stupid

you should feel ashamed

😔

[river galleon]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj5o17kMBDU

[limpid nest]

Big SNOOT

[river galleon]

https://tenor.com/bGh2a.gif

[old swan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1033928523246735360.png?quality=lossless&name=blobfoxboop&size=48

[vestal seal]

boop

[river galleon]

https://tenor.com/ifSo07CTPGD.gif

[halcyon ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-cats-cute-sandwich-gif-27269158

😋

[dim tree]

mrrp

[vestal seal]

a b

[river galleon]

no

:C

stop it

[halcyon ivy]

,,,,

c

:D

d

e

[river galleon]

:)

[serene geyser]

:3

[river galleon]

:3

[serene geyser]

:3

[river galleon]

:3

:(

-# :3

[fervent edge]

:3

[river galleon]

Gleba

[fallow oak]

Gleba my ballz

[river galleon]

glebas your ballz

Okay what next

[warm dirge]

What did I come into

[fallow oak]

what

[river galleon]

You said it

You have to live with the consequences

[serene geyser]

licks chat repeatedly

[river galleon]

unhygienic

[dim tree]

angry mrrp

[serene geyser]

hehe

explodes

[dim tree]

[also explodes]

[serene geyser]

explodes more >:3

[river galleon]

so many diseases

[serene geyser]

patpat the toby is also the sic :3
sic toby

ybot cis !!

[river galleon]

I am sick

[serene geyser]

hits sic toby with a bat

Viruses need a sutiable host to infect

What if make it so you aren't a sutiable host?

[dim tree]

that would mean he dies

[river galleon]

I'll die faster

[dim tree]

a non-suitable host is a fucking dead one

[serene geyser]

kills toby

[river galleon]

or an immune one

[river galleon]

is immune

[serene geyser]

:O

WOAH

[dim tree]

Immunity doesn't stop you from getting sick, it just makes your body kill the infection faster

[serene geyser]

vaporises you with a high power laser, leaving exactly one toby cell left and containing it in a secure vial

[river galleon]

Which makes you an unsuitable host

[dim tree]

No host is unsuitable except for a dead one
They can still get into you they just don't make it very far when you're immune

[river galleon]

and ... them dying before they can actually reproduce doesn't sound like the environment is "unsuitable"?

[dim tree]

They can still get there and split a little bit

[serene geyser]

begins crying in A#

[river galleon]

https://tenor.com/bnnfh.gif

[dim tree]

HISSSSS

[halcyon ivy]

is there some experamental virology going on here?

https://tenor.com/view/anya-forger-taking-notes-oomfie-spy-x-family-memo-gif-8287618218761733944

[dim tree]

ya

[river galleon]

experimental*

:3

[halcyon ivy]

propper spellinf is for nerds

[river galleon]

no

fuck youi

:CC

Ao;ilshfop; h

[halcyon ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/ha-ha-simpsons-point-and-laugh-laugh-at-hahaha-gif-18352565

look whos making typos now

accept it toby

sprlling is fornerds

[river galleon]

it's not a typo

it's a literary device

:3

[halcyon ivy]

that just sound slike more nerd stuff to me

the wors are to long to be practical

[dim tree]

Toby can i be an angel kity

[river galleon]

no

you're all going to hell

:(

[halcyon ivy]

T-T

[dim tree]

nooooooo

[halcyon ivy]

i guess we better just not die then o7

[dim tree]

im not allowed there

[river galleon]

yes you are

[dim tree]

nooooooooo

[river galleon]

makes you immune to immortality

[halcyon ivy]

fixed it for you

[river galleon]

you didn't even make it illegible

[halcyon ivy]

its correction pen not cencoring >:(

[serene geyser]

HAIIIIII

[halcyon ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/jumpscare-k-on-tsumugi-kotobuki-ritsu-tainaka-boo-gif-15687896

[dim tree]

mrrp

i am too innocent to go to hell

[halcyon ivy]

hiiii indie o/

[halcyon ivy]

its okie, we are all imortal now

[dim tree]

mrrp yay

[halcyon ivy]

is mrrp a normal machine noise?

i cant find it in the manual, that sounds bad

[dim tree]

im not a machine

[halcyon ivy]

ah that would explain it :>

[dim tree]

[loafs on chat]

nyaahaha ur all trapped now >:3

[halcyon ivy]

:D

cuuuuuute

is that a fox dragon thingy??

its so cuute

i dont mind being trapped w them

[dim tree]

it's an angel cat

[halcyon ivy]

awwwwww

[dim tree]

@river galleon this kibty reminds me of you
https://www.tumblr.com/everythingfox/761985929414082560/sturdy-boy?source=share

[river galleon]

a baby

stanced up

[dim tree]

yep

[light solstice]

heyy gayy peopleeeee

[old swan]

Helo

[dim tree]

HI FER

[halcyon ivy]

not a valid url your name is a scam >:(

[river galleon]

it is if you have a domain called man

[serene geyser]

[halcyon ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-girl-anime-gif-24226187

[dim tree]

beep

[halcyon ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/spin-record-cat-gif-21749933

[serene geyser]

stops the disk with my finger

watches as car flies off the record at high speeds

laughs

[river galleon]

the cat is centered

it wouldn't fall off

if it wasn't it'd already be falling

[serene geyser]

deletes physics so toby can stop nerding on the chat

[river galleon]

no

[halcyon ivy]

flies off anyways in defiance of newton and toby

https://tenor.com/view/fly-gif-5654465

[serene geyser]

smiles and nods knowing you did it for the bit

[halcyon ivy]

anything for the bit o7

anywayssss, yaknow where to find a parachute on short notice by any chance?

no reason

[serene geyser]

Oh... uhm-

not really

You can ask toby (which is just god spelled really badly)

I can't see why you'd be asking though-

What a strange request

that has nothing to do with you falling at several hundred kilometers an hour

[halcyon ivy]

just academic cuiriosity really

tobyyyyy

help?

[river galleon]

no

[halcyon ivy]

its a question of great theoretical pourpuse with no practical application

dont u love those

[serene geyser]

yes yes

much love for those questions

Uhmmm If I remember correctly

theroetically

[river galleon]

no

[serene geyser]

if you shape enough atoms in the correct fashion you can will a parachute into existance

but it only works if you are falling at hundreds of kilometers an hour

Also this whole process vetos toby

[halcyon ivy]

wow, how amazing

i shall write a phd theisis on this

[serene geyser]

Amazing

[halcyon ivy]

in unrelated news

anyone know where to sell a brand new parachute

[serene geyser]

ebay might work