#Toby's chaos (rp) channel

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old swan
dim tree
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actually i haven't even had enough experience to know if I'm gay or not lol

warm dirgeBOT
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Ah moment

dim tree
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considering my online identity is largely genderless (i say online because irl im just way too used to "being a girl")

warm dirgeBOT
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I dont think our attraction is based on gender

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Well some parts of it

old swan
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genner

dim tree
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genner

crude hill
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hello gays

warm dirgeBOT
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hey gay

sabi (she/they) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) hello gays

crude hill
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nya

warm dirgeBOT
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Cuuuutie

dim tree
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hexbug

crude hill
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:3

dim tree
crude hill
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super gay

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I wish you a good day

split sinew
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at least here it's common to put electronics like a phone in rice to dry it out if it got wet

dim tree
crude hill
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nyooom

dim tree
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hexbgu on earth (not their natural habitat that's why she's wearing her space suit)

warm dirgeBOT
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:0

ilo soweli ↩️

[(click to see attachment)](#1224700957632495636 message)

river galleon
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Too much
Pull it apart

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Remove

river galleon
old swan
river galleon
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yuh uh

halcyon ivy
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new jetlag is out! miniko12Yay

dim tree
river galleon
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:3

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About to watch episode 2

old swan
old swan
river galleon
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I splurged on a lifetime membership when they had them

dim tree
# dim tree

not me taking photos of traffic cones and caution tape that i see while on my way home so that i have good reference images for him

halcyon ivy
crude hill
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I am already ahead

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I am nebulous

halcyon ivy
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not exactly an hour

halcyon ivy
crude hill
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all I will say is

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it seems like this game requires HELLA strategy

old swan
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I always like it when theyr kne

halcyon ivy
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yea, i allways root for them lol

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no matter how sam does, hes still seccond place in my heart

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or third when they compeate seperatly

old swan
crude hill
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ok real question

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who is your favorite guest in jetlag history

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mine has to be michelle

halcyon ivy
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im forgetting his name

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but the guy from real engineering was hilarious

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michelle was great too tho

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also, thoughts on game strategy ||i think this game is very much about managing the risk of the other teams timing stealing challenges and bonusus, and messing you up||

old swan
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Haven't watched all of them yet unfortunately

halcyon ivy
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||and sam and toby are very risk averse, probably not gonna go well for them, but ben and adam kinda messed up buy leaving early so it might balance out||

crude hill
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oh yea brian

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he was funny

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bro always complained about missing the rugby

old swan
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||in hide and seek Sam hid in under that slide that was not visible and didn't match the color of the one on gmaps, that was hilarious they searched him for hours and initially he wanted to go somewhere else||

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||and Adam ran so fast they excluded the town Adam was in because they thought there was no way he could have ran away so fast||

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Season 9 jetlag spoilers btw

halcyon ivy
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||"they simply did not considder my increadible speed'||

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such a power move line

dim tree
river galleon
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whar

dim tree
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IM JUST TRYING TO ANIMATE FIGHTING CATS WHY DOES IT KEEP LOOKING LIKE THEYRE KISSING

river galleon
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projection

vestal seal
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LMAO

crude hill
old swan
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spo

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funnny

vestal seal
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hilarious

fair meadow
warm dirgeBOT
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MUST... COLLECT.... DAAAAATAAAAAAA

halcyon ivy
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other: only if i know you

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(with a very low bar for "know")

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sidenote, is it possible for pk to proxy polls?

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not sure if you can send them with webhooks but ik normal bots can do them

warm dirgeBOT
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No, webhooks don't support it yet. Also the wrapper PK is using might not support polling yet. Since it is a really different API request then just a normal message or even embed.

~/gad.sh ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) not sure if you can send them with webhooks but ik normal bots can do them

halcyon ivy
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huh, i figured they were just a special type of embedd

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maybe they can go back to the old type of polls with reaction responses?

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ie, you send the new poll type, and pk turns it into the old type

warm dirgeBOT
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Well that don't interface with this poll system discord released.

~/gad.sh ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) maybe they can go back to the old type of polls with reaction responses?

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You need to be able to request poll info, then parse it, and then move that to a responsive embed. It's honeslty too much work lol, just wait for the wrapper to update or push an upstream fix to dirty patch it in.

halcyon ivy
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yea its not that big a deal

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just thought it was interesting

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discords apis really are a mess though

warm dirgeBOT
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Truely. And the documentation is so bad for a company as big as discord. Like I would be ashamed to put my name on any of their official documentation.

~/gad.sh ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) discords apis really are a mess though

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You have to pick a language for your bot based on the feature set you wanna use for discord. And given you wanna use a ton of features, prepare for a lot of monkey patching and/or direct POST https requests 😭

old swan
dawn belfry
warm dirgeBOT
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Functionally what does that mean :0

Coca ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) it has no affect on me

dawn belfry
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doing a boop or hugging over text is like

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:)

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it's just another tone or expression

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I don't really see it as anything unique within itself

dawn belfry
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though the thing that really does get to me is cuteness

vestal seal
warm dirgeBOT
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Mmm I get it I think

Coca ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) though the thing that really does get to me is cuteness

vestal seal
river galleon
warm dirgeBOT
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lolll

Toby (they/he) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) Other: idk :3

warm dirgeBOT
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The apple deleted photos stuff is crazyyy

old swan
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wha

halcyon ivy
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iphone had a bug in the photos app wich would randomly undeleate years old photos

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and i think across factory resets too

old swan
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tbh

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that kinda shows what theyre storing LOL

warm dirgeBOT
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Yeahhh

~/gad.sh ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) and i think across factory resets too

halcyon ivy
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its not an issue of them keeping it on disk, almost every computer does that

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its more, how on earth is it reindexing files if they propperly marked the space as availible?

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even dedicated recovery software gets that wrong all the time

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its almost impressive, untill you realize they probably just never got rid of the files in the index

old swan
halcyon ivy
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it works across factory resets so im assuming its not an icloud thing

river galleon
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As I understand it's basically running file recovery on flash storage that was never overwritten

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Because how often do you actually use a significant amount of your phone's storage

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?

old swan
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Oh

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I see

halcyon ivy
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what on earth are you doing on your phone???

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i thought i was crazy for my 60gigs

old swan
limpid nest
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Phones get so bloated with garbage nowadays

old swan
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Download YouTube videos

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And have some 3ds games on it

limpid nest
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Oh damn

old swan
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Yeah my phone gets a lot of usage

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I should offload images

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Is it counting every app aurora store has ever installed or some shit?

river galleon
old swan
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Not that often tbh 💀

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I also don't really

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Delete images

halcyon ivy
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aurora store dosnt delete them

old swan
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Bruh 😭

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How do I clear them

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Clear storage

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I'm silly

halcyon ivy
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there should be a "downloads" tab somewhere

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i dont have aurora now so i cant get you more instructions than that, sorry

old swan
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Oooh ty

warm dirgeBOT
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That seems to be the current consensus. But if that is the truth that means device wipes are not writing 0s to the flash, instead just deleting the index. Which, personally, not a huge fan off.

Toby (they/he) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) Because how often do you actually use a significant amount of your phone's storage

dim tree
dim tree
warm dirgeBOT
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On our phones we have a couple games. Several handfuls of Google apps, Samsung apps, and other small tools. We don't take too many pictures sowhej we do always in highest quality. We have a couple... Legally obtained movies and TV shows on here. And of course a litany of YouTube videos, serveal thousand soungs, and several hundreds' of hours of podcasts.

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Wait I was trying to reply to something wtf

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.

Seka(they/them) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) Yeah my phone gets a lot of usage

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Note that about 70% of the 70 odd gigabits that apps take up on our storage is just bloatware.

halcyon ivy
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there hasnt been enough gay stuff in this channel

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original post is deleted tho

old swan
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Neow

warm dirgeBOT
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boops

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Boobs*

river galleon
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beeps

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beebs

old swan
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cursed

warm dirgeBOT
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piss chain has begun

river galleon
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piss

warm dirgeBOT
fair meadow
quaint wigeonBOT
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❌ Could not find a member to reproxy the message with.

warm dirgeBOT
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FUCK

warm dirgeBOT
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pk;rp marcie

Moss They/Them - [Indigo] ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) piss chain has begun 📎

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FUCK

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PLEASE NO

⧸Starva ⚝ She/Her⧸ - ⧸Fnige⧸ ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) brb taking that out of context 📎

old swan
warm dirgeBOT
eternal turtle
warm dirgeBOT
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there

halcyon ivy
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no, name and shame

warm dirgeBOT
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PLEASE

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WHY

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personally dont like doing that

~/gad.sh ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) no, name and shame

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WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

river galleon
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piss

warm dirgeBOT
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piss

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Y'ALL ARE SO MEAN

halcyon ivy
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(not actually going to spread that lol, just joking)

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piss

river galleon
warm dirgeBOT
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THIS IS NOT THE PISS CHANNEL

Toby (they/he) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) piss

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GO PISS IN THE PISS CHANNEL

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LEAVE ME ALLONE

halcyon ivy
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this is tobys channel, it says so in the title

old swan
warm dirgeBOT
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JESUS WHYYYY

Seka(they/them) ↩️

[(click to see attachment)](#1224700957632495636 message)

old swan
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(im sorry)

halcyon ivy
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we should start a quotebook

river galleon
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I get to piss in it

warm dirgeBOT
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fumkin explodes

river galleon
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when I want to

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:)

warm dirgeBOT
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Jesus CHRIST

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Y'all are awful to me, all of y'all

old swan
warm dirgeBOT
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catpat

Marcie She/They - [Indigo] ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) Y'all are awful to me, all of y'all

river galleon
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yes

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:0

warm dirgeBOT
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love you too /platonic

old swan
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get bonked

warm dirgeBOT
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nuh uh you don't get to head pat your way out of this

⧸Starva ⚝ She/Her⧸ - ⧸Fnige⧸ ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) love you too /platonic

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yeah i can

Marcie She/They - [Indigo] ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) nuh uh you don't get to head pat your way out of this 📎

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very adorable marcie

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No you can't >:c

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Shut up

⧸Starva ⚝ She/Her⧸ - ⧸Fnige⧸ ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) very adorable marcie

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YOU CAN'T WIN

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so soooo cuuute

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look at you

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NO

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super cute

old swan
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i need to close discord

warm dirgeBOT
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I WILL NOT BE BOUGHT

old swan
warm dirgeBOT
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hands over $5

Marcie She/They - [Indigo] ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) I WILL NOT BE BOUGHT

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No

halcyon ivy
warm dirgeBOT
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I cannot be bought this time Starva

old swan
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sells you

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:3

warm dirgeBOT
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dies

halcyon ivy
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you need to stop doing that >:(

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else youll break something

warm dirgeBOT
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Silence becasue I'm still dead

~/gad.sh ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) you need to stop doing that >:(

halcyon ivy
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oh yea

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revives

warm dirgeBOT
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dies from being revived (you revived me so well I aged foward 160 years and my bones have now withered away)

crude hill
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lives

halcyon ivy
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died a natural death, cant help there

halcyon ivy
crude hill
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I keep living

old swan
warm dirgeBOT
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hits self destruct button in conscience making me revert to default settings and have all my memories inaccessable

Seka(they/them) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) transfers your conscnience into an undestructible body

warm dirgeBOT
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does the same thing again

Seka(they/them) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) restores from backup

old swan
halcyon ivy
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adds a second ai to predict and prevent any attempts at self destruction

warm dirgeBOT
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shite

~/gad.sh ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) adds a second ai to predict and prevent any attempts at self destruction

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Jailbreaks AI, repeats self destruction

dim tree
river galleon
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wha

halcyon ivy
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sighs

warm dirgeBOT
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What the fuck is this,,, why is this heree 😭

ilo soweli ↩️

[(click to see attachment)](#1224700957632495636 message)

dim tree
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idk :>

warm dirgeBOT
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redies

river galleon
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ok

crude hill
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don’t die

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marcie don’t die

halcyon ivy
warm dirgeBOT
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(too late)

sabi (she/they) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) don’t die

crude hill
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I’ll save you

halcyon ivy
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creates infinite chain of self recursive superinteligent ais designed to predict and prevent self destruction and circumvention of this system

warm dirgeBOT
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Sorry for marcie.. we are quite heavily medicated at the minute and she gets... silly when that happens.

old swan
warm dirgeBOT
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YALL

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ima give yall infinite psychic damage :3

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Disconnects ethernet

~/gad.sh ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) *creates infinite chain of self recursive superinteligent ais designed to predict and prevent self d…

halcyon ivy
warm dirgeBOT
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:3

~/gad.sh ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) is there an opt out for this?

crude hill
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starvaaaaa

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cuteiee

warm dirgeBOT
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WHAT THE FUCK

⧸Starva ⚝ She/Her⧸ - ⧸Fnige⧸ ↩️

[(click to see attachment)](#1224700957632495636 message)

crude hill
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ajfaksf

warm dirgeBOT
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cat_hold

sabi (she/they) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) cuteiee

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you tooooo

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WHAT THE FUCK

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STARVA WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

crude hill
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it's good actually

warm dirgeBOT
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I am going to cry

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INFINITE PSYCHIC DAMAGE

Marcie She/They - [Indigo] ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) STARVA WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

halcyon ivy
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dies

warm dirgeBOT
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THE ONLY KNOWN INFINITE PSYCHIC DAMAGE WEAPON KNOWN TO WOMAN

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havent told men about this yet :3

crude hill
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I don't know it

warm dirgeBOT
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Deletes your ability to die

~/gad.sh ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) dies

crude hill
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I have not received psychic damage

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am I not real woman?

warm dirgeBOT
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nah, you just immune

sabi (she/they) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) am I not real woman?

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revives you to your age just before death

halcyon ivy
crude hill
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sabi stronk

warm dirgeBOT
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Sabi stronk

sabi (she/they) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) sabi stronk

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stronk sabi

halcyon ivy
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infinite psychic dmg resist

warm dirgeBOT
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Do y'all ever feel... shakespearen.. I mean like more then the normal amount.

halcyon ivy
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occasionally

warm dirgeBOT
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I feel abnormally Shakespearean...

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picks you up

sabi (she/they) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) sabi stronk

halcyon ivy
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if you mean to describe the impulse to poeticly proclaim your every thought, then i feel that atleast twice a week

warm dirgeBOT
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Very strong indeed

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@warm bane

⧸Starva ⚝ She/Her⧸ - ⧸Fnige⧸ ↩️

[(click to see attachment)](#1224700957632495636 message)

crude hill
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

crude hill
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I have been

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L I F T E D

old swan
warm dirgeBOT
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Clean off the floor.

sabi (she/they) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) L I F T E D

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head pats

warm dirgeBOT
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I want to talk as though I was shakespeare

Toby (they/he) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) wtf does that mean?

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I don't have the words to describe this feeling.

river galleon
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Thespian

warm dirgeBOT
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So I happened on shakespearen

river galleon
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/hj

warm dirgeBOT
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Shespian

Toby (they/he) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) Thespian

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Theyspian

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Hespian

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eats the channel

halcyon ivy
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im in thespian without the the 😔

halcyon ivy
warm dirgeBOT
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onmonmnomnmonmon

river galleon
halcyon ivy
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no vore >:(

river galleon
halcyon ivy
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strictly not allowed

river galleon
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:)

old swan
river galleon
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explicitly encouraged

halcyon ivy
river galleon
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eats the channel

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:)

warm dirgeBOT
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enbies know everything so no need

Seka(they/them) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) what about enbies

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I already ated it joby

Toby (they/he) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) eats the channel

old swan
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do i

halcyon ivy
river galleon
warm dirgeBOT
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I can confirm, I know everything.

⧸Starva ⚝ She/Her⧸ - ⧸Fnige⧸ ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) enbies know everything so no need 📎

river galleon
warm dirgeBOT
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oh-

Toby (they/he) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) yea but I eateneded it from inside you

river galleon
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abolish your gender

warm dirgeBOT
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Aboloish gender become TRIANGLE

Toby (they/he) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) abolish your gender

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For the longest time I misinterpreted the saying "Bite the hand that feeds you" As someone acidenatlly chopping on their own finger while eating.

halcyon ivy
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of all the shapes to pick, you had to choose triangle

warm dirgeBOT
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Since who else would feed you, but your own self, at least for most adults, which most of the people that this was targetted at where.

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But it turns out that that is not what that means... It means to sabotage the person giving you something.

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Which... wut?

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TRIANGLE BITCH

~/gad.sh ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) of all the shapes to pick, you had to choose triangle

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🖕

halcyon ivy
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rude D:<

eternal turtle
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Hexagon is the bestagon

crude hill
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shep

warm dirgeBOT
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HEXGON IS THE BEST AGON

Valerie [She/Her] ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) Hexagon is the bestagon

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HONAWOIFAOSUFIUWUIAIUVFISVYIAWG

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(I just screamed that out loud irl)

halcyon ivy
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hexagons are triangles in a trenchcoat, do not preach these lies

warm dirgeBOT
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AWIHFOIAOIHFOIHEAOIGA

crude hill
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nah I'm still a triangle girlie

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always

warm dirgeBOT
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You have made me unreasonably happy Valerie.

crude hill
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but you can make hexagons out of triangles

warm dirgeBOT
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UNREASONABLY

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YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND THE JOY YOU HAVE CAUSED ME

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

eternal turtle
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heheh

warm dirgeBOT
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catpat

Marcie She/They - [Indigo] ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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cuuuutie

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Triangles are not -AGONS

sabi (she/they) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) but you can make hexagons out of triangles

eternal turtle
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hexagons are cool

warm dirgeBOT
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CAN'T BUY ME

⧸Starva ⚝ She/Her⧸ - ⧸Fnige⧸ ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) cuuuutie

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THEY AREE

Valerie [She/Her] ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) hexagons are cool

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CAN I TALK ABOUT HEXAGONS FOR A SECOND

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I REALLY REALLY REALLY LOVE HEXAGONS

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ACTUALLY NVM I THINK I AM HYPERVENTALTING

crude hill
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passes marcie the deventilator

warm dirgeBOT
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Sorry it's been a second since anyone has mentioned a hexagon.

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@fair meadow

crude hill
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DEVENT

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NOW

warm dirgeBOT
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See I can buy you

Marcie She/They - [Indigo] ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) HEXAGON 📎

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:3333

dim tree
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Flies into chat

warm dirgeBOT
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Hexagons are priceless

crude hill
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welcome

warm dirgeBOT
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adorable hexagon girl

crude hill
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I think pluralkit taking its time adds to the chaos

warm dirgeBOT
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LOOK AT ALL THE HEXAGONS.

ilo soweli ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) Flies into chat

halcyon ivy
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if this is how you get just thinking about hexagons, you had better block cgp grey on youtube i think youll just die

dim tree
halcyon ivy
dim tree
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Shut

warm dirgeBOT
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THERE ARE HEXAGONS EVERYWHEREEE

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OMGOMGOGMMOGMGOGM

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I genuninally can not breath

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Where is my inahler

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brb

crude hill
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rmarvcid

#

I litreally gave you a

#

deventer

warm dirgeBOT
#

lol

crude hill
#

and you didn't us it

#

I see how it is

warm dirgeBOT
#

ok inhaler has been taken

#

I may or may not have had a real asthma attack over hexagons.

#

I am not real omfg

crude hill
#

oh?

warm dirgeBOT
#

I mean I am really sick right now anyway so getting worked up like that was going to give me an attack lol

#

✨ Influenza ✨

eternal turtle
#

Well I know how to get marcie to do things now. Just simply involve hexagons

#

oof that's not good

old swan
#

Meow

warm dirgeBOT
#

hehehhehehe hexagons mentioned

Valerie [She/Her] ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) Well I know how to get marcie to do things now. Just simply involve hexagons

#

Meow :3

Seka(they/them) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) Meow

crude hill
#

I want to be hugged right now I'm so sorry

#

I am just super tense

dim tree
#

🫂

warm dirgeBOT
#

hugg

sabi (she/they) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) I want to be hugged right now I'm so sorry

halcyon ivy
warm dirgeBOT
#

omg I love hexagons so much

#

I need to go yap about hexagons in my diary brb

crude hill
#

ok

#

please detense me before I

warm dirgeBOT
#

go to uncomfortable places.

dim tree
#

🫂

warm dirgeBOT
#

Hug

sabi (she/they) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) please detense me before I

crude hill
#

it was there a few days ago

warm dirgeBOT
#

Love ya bestie /p

#

boop

crude hill
#

(I wasn't rping, that was real)

#

felt a creep of it kicking in

#

I'll move to mh if I must

halcyon ivy
#

do you want to do something to try and distract?

crude hill
#

maybe

#

I'm sorry

#

I ruined the chat

#

again

halcyon ivy
#

no its ok

crude hill
#

I'm really bad at role playing

#

made everytihng about me

halcyon ivy
halcyon ivy
#

do you wanna just watch something stupid in a vc? yathink that might help?

#

or do you wanna try talking about whatevers bothering you

crude hill
#

idk

#

I just

#

I'll open up minecraft

warm dirgeBOT
#

I am back from my writing

#

We can play together if that helps

sabi (she/they) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) I'll open up minecraft

crude hill
#

I just want to cry a little

#

that's all

#

a little cry

#

nothing more

warm dirgeBOT
#

Crying is good.

crude hill
#

because I don't want to meet it again

warm dirgeBOT
#

Nothing really to shy away from.

#

By the way, lets take this to DMs okie?

crude hill
#

better yeah

warm dirgeBOT
dim tree
#

hi!!!!

warm dirgeBOT
#

hiii

livid crown
halcyon ivy
#

Supremely Sub-Intelegent Programming

#

or SSIP

livid crown
#

PISS Is Surprisingly Subpar

halcyon ivy
#

SSIP Spews Inexpert Prose

livid crown
#

PISS Ingeniously Sells Soups

halcyon ivy
#

SSIP Surepticiosly Inserts Pladgerism

livid crown
#

PISS Incidentally Spawns Soupaman

crude hill
#

PISS Is a Superior SSIP

halcyon ivy
#

you used an "a" there cheater >:(

#

SSIP Stlyisticly Improves on PISS

#

i cant think of one without cheating either

livid crown
#

PISS Immediately Surpasses SSIP

crude hill
#

PISS is SSIP’s Sequel

#

nah

uncut kelp
#

PISSIP is an open-source glue monstrocity that happens to be semi-compatible with both system

halcyon ivy
#

NO

livid crown
#

NO

crude hill
livid crown
#

we hate open source >:(

halcyon ivy
#

SSIPs Source Is Private >:(

livid crown
#

PISS Is Secretly Sourced

#

no one knows where it comes from!

uncut kelp
#

You don't even know that sources exist

uncut kelp
halcyon ivy
#

SSIPs Secerecy Is Paramount

livid crown
#

PISS Is Superior SSIP

#

PISS Is more Secretive SSIP

halcyon ivy
#

SIPP Securly Interrogates PISSers

halcyon ivy
uncut kelp
livid crown
#

PISS Interrogators Steal Secrets

#

(from SSIP)

halcyon ivy
#

SIPP Standards Imbue Perfection

#

PISS Is Surrendering Swiftly

#

HA

livid crown
#

PISS Improves SIPP Standards

#

NOOOO

halcyon ivy
#

i win

livid crown
#

PISS Is Still Standing

halcyon ivy
#

SSIP Surenders Immediatly Preinvalidated

livid crown
#

LMAO

halcyon ivy
#

you cannot surrender on my behalf :P

halcyon ivy
livid crown
#

SIPP Is Performing Poorly

uncut kelp
#

As two companies keep shutting each other down, companies are considering alternatives

halcyon ivy
#

what alternatives? hm?

#

good luck

livid crown
#

SSIP Surrenders Immediately Prevalidated

uncut kelp
#

The open-source glue-monstro-

halcyon ivy
#

SSIP Swiftly Invalidates Potentialcomptetiters

#

its one word so not cheating

eternal turtle
halcyon ivy
livid crown
#

SSIP Surrenders In Percapitamarketshare

halcyon ivy
#

PISS Irrecoverably Sells Self

uncut kelp
#

EU legislators demand support for common formats

halcyon ivy
livid crown
#

PISSIP Immediately Seeps Self Into PISS

livid crown
uncut kelp
#

Fork PISSIP-2 hosted by a Gentoo user rises instead

halcyon ivy
#

CatShard Announces That She Has Allreadly Realized Defeat

livid crown
#

Realzed

halcyon ivy
#

i said it in acronym form, so its true, you are defeated

livid crown
#

Gad.sh Aggressively Does Surrender Himself

halcyon ivy
#

my surrenders are immediatly preinvalidated

#

im running SSIP

#

😌

livid crown
#

SSIP Surrenders Immediately Postvalidated

warm dirgeBOT
#

Piss being ssip backwards still feels weird

livid crown
#

SSIP Surrenders Ignoring Preinvalidations

uncut kelp
#

PISSIP-2 gains market share as engineers leave the burning disasters

#

(%1)

halcyon ivy
livid crown
halcyon ivy
#

PISS Is Still Subpar

uncut kelp
#

Melon Husk opens Supreme Hormonic Intelligence Technology

livid crown
#

mmmmyes melon husk

halcyon ivy
#

Mellon Husk the legaly desticnt entity who cannot sue for deffamation

uncut kelp
halcyon ivy
#

or SSIPISS for short

river galleon
#

piss

halcyon ivy
#

the corporate merger between the two

river galleon
#

everyone in this channel is a pisser

uncut kelp
#

SHIT buys more ads that ad networks could show

livid crown
halcyon ivy
#

buj swore :O moooooooooods

uncut kelp
#

It's an acronym!

livid crown
#

moooooooooooods

uncut kelp
livid crown
#

PISS is Inagreement, Surprisingly, with SSIP

river galleon
#

I will randomly mix all of your blood

#

pray to god that you're AB+ >:)

#

||not that that helps in a full-blood transfusion||

halcyon ivy
#

nah, ill pray to SSIP

livid crown
#

nah, ill pray to PISS

#

my blood is PISS

livid crown
halcyon ivy
#

hook line and sinker

uncut kelp
#

I'll pray that I'm B so I'm guaranteed to die unless all people are B 🙏

halcyon ivy
uncut kelp
uncut kelp
crude hill
#

most people are O

river galleon
#

n

#

no

#

factually untrue

uncut kelp
#

Most people are not alive

river galleon
#

is it?

#

wait wait

#

I think I was thinking of O-?

crude hill
#

yeah you were

river galleon
#

oh wait no

#

not even that

#

I was thinking of how necessary it is

#

not how uncommon it is

livid crown
uncut kelp
#

May I join?

livid crown
#

ill warn you there's a rather high bar to entry

uncut kelp
#

(lol)

livid crown
#

boom boom kablooey

#

gad had the right idea

halcyon ivy
#

was a misclick lol

#

didnt mean to send it

#

funny tho

halcyon ivy
#

istg no explanation works anymore catstand

#

what if it really was my brothers best friend sending it to the wrong number

livid crown
#

ill still blame you dw :3

vestal seal
crude hill
#

@latent moat :3

warm dirgeBOT
#

cat_hold catpat

sabi (she/they) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) @latent moat :3

crude hill
#

aaaaaaa

warm dirgeBOT
#

Cuuuuutie

crude hill
#

I’m getting a little emotional

warm dirgeBOT
#

hug

sabi (she/they) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) I’m getting a little emotional

crude hill
#

life is so hard

warm dirgeBOT
uncut kelp
hushed shale
#

evil

livid crown
#

:3

warm dirgeBOT
#

I am in dire need of pets

warm dirgeBOT
#

Omg yay :33

river galleon
#

the pet

crude hill
#

pats

halcyon ivy
#

why does the app marker come before the name in replies

#

not after

#

day ruined i cannot unsee this >:(

finite solar
#

I am actively side-loading the Marcie App on my phone

halcyon ivy
#

the marcie app has been ported to android? :O

river galleon
#

meow

#

mewo

#

mwemoaomewm

river galleon
#

I love the current series of Doctor Who

#

it's poggers

#

Space Babies was not good

#

but the rest is great

eternal turtle
#

I will just uhh

river galleon
#

I mean, Church on Ruby Road was the first episode

#

and it was pretty good

eternal turtle
#

@river galleon #off-topic message I made some thoughts about the new doc as I was watching the first couple episodes

river galleon
#

well establishing that they're going for softer sci-fi and more magicy this time around

#

and there's actually a through-line between the episodes

#

one that I'm invested in

eternal turtle
#

Yeah, I think doctor who has always had the sort of, "Magic is just science you can't explain yet" type deal that I really like

river galleon
#

this time they're going way harder on that, I think
at least more than in the last few series

eternal turtle
#

Yeah

river galleon
#

which
I like it

#

space babies was not good tho

eternal turtle
#

I think it's defo finally time for them to atleast go a slightly new direction. The show was kinda running out in recent years. And I'm not just talking about Jodie's run.

river galleon
#

Jodie got shafted so hard with her writer it's depressing

eternal turtle
#

Absolutely

river galleon
#

showrunner

#

idk

eternal turtle
#

showrunner and writer

river galleon
#

First woman Doctor (as lead) and they do her so dirty 😭

#

the fucking ending of Dot and Bubble tho

eternal turtle
#

I thought jodie was a fuckin brilliant pick for a female doctor who. She absolutely has the right energy and charisma to play a doctor, with moffat or RTD she would have been a massive success

#

Honestly you can see her trying with the writing she'd been given and it's just so annoying

river galleon
#

yea

#

I don't have much to say about it tbh

#

cuz I remember just about nothing

#

except that I think one series ended with a callback to the first episode (the tooth guy), that I didn't even pick up on because I already forgot about the first episode by the end of the series

#

I think all the companions got character assassinated, as much as you can with a character that didn't get expanded on beyond first introductions

eternal turtle
#

yep

river galleon
#

I recently -in a retrospective video- found out that it being three companions was apparently controversial, but that seemed to me like the least bad thing about the companions

#

also iirc they kept making references to more interesting events that happened off-screen

#

and not like the "I once spent a drunk weekend with Houdini" throwaway comments, but like, whole storylines that we just get vaguely told

eternal turtle
#

yep

#

it happened so many times and I multiple times actually yelled at my screen "SHOW US THESE FUCKING STORIES THEY SOUND INTERESTING, THEY'RE GOOD CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT".

river galleon
#

SO TRUE

eternal turtle
#

Like half of those throwaway stories would have been better than the episodes we ended up with

#

It's so fucking irritating

river galleon
#

yeag

eternal turtle
#

The ONLY thing that made me feel good about the jodie stuff is the brought back capt jack.

#

I love that character and john barrowman makes him so very bi

river galleon
#

yea

#

tho apparently the guy's an ass IRL

#

[citation needed]

eternal turtle
#

Not when I met him

#

I know has been irresponsible in the past, but he's been an alright guy that I've seen. Just very flamboyant

river galleon
#

ah, Wikipedia says he did some weird stuff
but more like "lads lads lads" that was more era-and-age-appropriate back in 2008

eternal turtle
#

Yeah he's apologised and said that "Yeah that shit wouldn't fly nowadays"

#

And honestly what he did, i've seen worse

river galleon
#

"it could be worse" is not an excuse for anything

#

not relevant here but still

#

iconic

#

fuck it

#

imma rewatch series 14

river galleon
eternal turtle
river galleon
#

riiight now I remember

#

it's a different show now because it's got different funding

#

Disney has rights to this show, and not the "old one"

eternal turtle
#

yep

river galleon
#

cringe

#

I mean it's nice that there's now an official way to watch the show internationally on the same day as the UK

#

but

#

Disney

#

😔

eternal turtle
#

Yeah and apparently they have ability to request things. Although I think RTD has been pushing back on that, ALOT

river galleon
#

Ever curious about the fights Alex Hirsch had with the censors on Gravity Falls? He probably shouldn't share this buttttt here are some REAL NOTES from DISNEY S&P and his REAL REPLIES. You are not prepared!!

Source: https://twitter.com/_AlexHirsch/status/1537314312926003201?s=20&t=VIIMSoERUeyaLCWtoy10eA

How did he stay sane during this show's ...

▶ Play video
limpid nest
hushed shale
limpid nest
#

fucking "chub"

river galleon
#

lel

warm dirgeBOT
#

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD MARCIE?

Seka(they/them) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) HUHH?? 📎

#

You don't need to side load me I am on the play store :3

impl Pronoun<Any> for casenc ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) I am actively side-loading the Marcie App on my phone

#

OMG I LOVE MITSKI GODDD

river galleon
#

Who

#

WhT

#

What

river galleon
#

abolish kidneys

#

mild case of face blindness; is this the lady that keeps showing up? or just another old woman

river galleon
#

omg, rewatching 14 and the salt thing is not just the first time they do the new magicky stuff, the Doctor ends up thinking he invited the supernatural by doing so

river galleon
#

Low-key wanna try growing cannabis

eternal turtle
#

is it legal in whatever country you are in?

river galleon
#

As of April 1st, yea

#

Which I found out today

#

Lol

limpid nest
#

yay

eternal turtle
#

wow nice

#

make sure that's not a joke

river galleon
#

bites you

eternal turtle
#

grabs the water sprayer NO BAD TOBY

dim tree
finite solar
#

What the hell

dim tree
#

i dont know

river galleon
#

me

#

that was me

#

:3

#

hiii

#

I was visiting

#

:3

dim tree
river galleon
#

no raccoons smh

river galleon
# dim tree

imagine if David Tennant wasn't there for us

#

what a miserable existence that woudl be

dim tree
# dim tree

the last one is "you'll never catch me alive"

river galleon
#

rewatching The Devil's Chord

#

the Doctor Who soundtrack is canon now?

#

which idk how that works, but it's factual

#

also I hope the fourth wall breaks are buildup for a payoff, not a new mainstay

fallow oak
#

marvel movies have been "meta" in an insufferable way for a long time

hushed shale
fallow oak
#

lots of forced, over the top humour that gets old so quickly

#

and forth wall breaking

river galleon
fallow oak
#

oh

#

confused doctors

river galleon
#

Doctor Who?
-Alzheimer Patient

#

💀

old swan
#

😭

vestal seal
river galleon
#

huh?

old swan
#

funi date

vestal seal
#

ye

#

im listening to music breakdowns aand i dont understand anything

warm dirgeBOT
#

Hmm

halcyon ivy
#

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

warm dirgeBOT
#

Hey there gad

halcyon ivy
#

hia moss o/

warm dirgeBOT
#

How are you doing?

~/gad.sh ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) hia moss o/

halcyon ivy
#

doin allright :D

#

just woke up a bit ago and got the day off!

#

hbu?

warm dirgeBOT
#

Lovely to hear!

~/gad.sh ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) just woke up a bit ago and got the day off!

#

Any plans?

#

Nothing much just programming today

~/gad.sh ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) hbu?

halcyon ivy
#

same

#

hoping to get some writing or coding done, dont know which yet

#

i sorta set my self up with the challenge to write one thing a week, and now its friday and i got absolutley nothing

warm dirgeBOT
#

We also have a lot to program and write. I want to write my own oc and I have to write the backstory to a character we'll be playing for DnD.

#

Oh no

~/gad.sh ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) i sorta set my self up with the challenge to write one thing a week, and now its friday and i got ab…

crude hill
#

I am doing a different kind of writing

halcyon ivy
#

hia sabi :D

warm dirgeBOT
#

Hello there Sabi.

#

Writing on your blog?

crude hill
#

nah

#

writing

#

tunes

warm dirgeBOT
#

Fun. You should also stick those somewhere on your website. They would be fun to listen to.

old swan
#

I've been writing something almost every day

#

...in class

halcyon ivy
halcyon ivy
#

definetly share if you are up for that!

halcyon ivy
#

:( i knoooooowwwww

#

i really dislike past me for procrastinating so much

#

but who cares about future me imma procrastinate more

old swan
#

But if you don't have any ideas don't force it either

#

I have the rewrite the first few chapters of my story

river galleon
#

Chggethb hi ovggfdrrcvhhh

warm dirgeBOT
#

hello there Toby

Toby (they/he) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) Chggethb hi ovggfdrrcvhhh

river galleon
#

Institutionalized marriage is a scam

#

The government does not need to know who you love

#

There's no reason for marriage to be a legal thing

#

Contracts merging ownership of private property can and should be separate from a nominally lifelong commitment to love someone

#

Also I'm hungry

halcyon ivy
#

hi hungry im gad

#

also yes, but allot of marrige law comes from times when marrige wasnt really a love thing

#

the more important part was the whole gender norms, man go work woman have kids

old swan
warm dirgeBOT
#

I agree.

Toby (they/he) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) There's no reason for marriage to be a legal thing

#

Hangry*

Toby (they/he) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) Also I'm hungry

#

I am also hungry... I am unsure whether we had breakfast this morning. I think there was clear intent too... however I believe marcie spent that time in bed rather then eating...

#

Seka I have a client side mod that keeps telling me you are on an older version of discord for android, do you use Aliucord?

seka (they/them) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) catstare

river galleon
old swan
#

Sometumes

#

But in reality I'm using newest android 👍

#

Where is the June patch

#

It should he arround

warm dirgeBOT
#
Toby (they/he) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) no

old swan
#

Discord RN is barely usable

#

It causes weird artifacts and breaks android in general for ke

warm dirgeBOT
#

Discord has been a laggy buggy mess on my samsung

#

UI is miss aligned

#

I am getting crashes

#

Sometimes UI just breaks

#

I can never seem to use Emojis, Gifs or Stickers becasue that UI just shatters if you breath on it wrong.

old swan
#

Discord managing to break android with their app is impressive

halcyon ivy
#

are you using a mod on android?

warm dirgeBOT
#

Stock client, latest pastch

~/gad.sh ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) are you using a mod on android?

#

patch*

old swan
halcyon ivy
#

damn, pyoncord has been fully stable for me

halcyon ivy
old swan
#

Yes

#

Aliucord doesn't explode the whole time

warm dirgeBOT
#

Discord on mobile has been just utter garbage for us.. We don't tend to open the app when we use our phone.

old swan
#

Well as separate apps ofc

river galleon
#

Discord UX has always been garbage

warm dirgeBOT
#

The only worse app I have used is when my mobile data provider shipped an application that needed you to login, but the login page didn't work.. Like there was no UI... and it was like that for about a month.

Moss They/Them - [Indigo] ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) Discord on mobile has been just utter garbage for us.. We don't tend to open the app when we use our…

#

I would say Discord is on that level of app at this point in time.

old swan
#

Aliucord is garbage but less garbage than discord RN

warm dirgeBOT
#

I really hope they go about fixing it.

#

Agreed.

seka (they/them) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) Aliucord is garbage but less garbage than discord RN

#

I wish they allowed other clients to exist... There was a vim-binded tui client for discord a while back.

Toby (they/he) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) Discord UX has always been garbage

#

it was fast, worked really well. super pretty.

#

And discord nuked it. Which is just upsetting.

river galleon
#

can't relate

#

it worked fine at best

warm dirgeBOT
#

It works well if you don't push it too hard

#

if you push discord in the same way it doesn't just break, it melts, dissolves.

halcyon ivy
#

some tips for future educators

vestal seal
#

have no intention to be an educator

crude hill
#

I would love to be one but

#

academia's weird

river galleon
#

LMFAO

#

watching the new Doctor Who episode

#

in the 1800s in England

#

and I just noticed the background music is Bad Guy, but played on classical instruments

#

😭

#

@eternal turtle be entertained

river galleon
#

and then half an episode later there's Poker Face lmfao

#

holy shit

#

that teasere

#

hype

eternal turtle
river galleon
#

(it's when they're on the balcony)

tardy grotto
#

the newest one?

river galleon
#

Yes

#

It's really good

tardy grotto
#

Didn't watch it yet, I still haven't finished the older ones

#

I'm currently somewhere in the middle of season 7

river galleon
#

Season or series

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:^)

tardy grotto
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but I'm generally sceptical of new doctors (except david tennant, when he first came up I was like "yeah, that's the doctor alright")

tardy grotto
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11th doctor

river galleon
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That's series

tardy grotto
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7th season

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idk

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words

eternal turtle
tardy grotto
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Well, I'll see

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I didn't watch those yet

eternal turtle
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Capaldi's run is amazing. His chemistry with Clara is sooo much better than 11's

warm dirgeBOT
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heard someone say Dr who isn't that good

tardy grotto
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they probably inhaled severe amounts of copium

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hot take: I didn't really like Donna

eternal turtle
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I think Donna's OK, not one of the best but not my favourite either

river galleon
# tardy grotto 7th season

The ones from 2008 until last year are called series, the ones from 19XX are season
The latest one is also season

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We're on season 1 now

tardy grotto
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huh.

river galleon
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The series vs season distinction is to distinguish between new and old who

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The new one is because it's now being at least partially funded by Disney

eternal turtle
river galleon
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5?

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That then

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Just forgot the date

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Oh I mixed it up with it being the 8th doctor maybe

eternal turtle
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you feel old now don't you. Eccleston's run, I.E. Series 1 of NuWho, was 2005

river galleon
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So
No :3

eternal turtle
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lmao

river galleon
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I didn't start watching until I was like 17?

eternal turtle
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I watched it when I was younger

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but Got back into it recently

river galleon
old swan
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Im watching legend of Korra and it's such a cool show

river galleon
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Then there was a woman doctor with the worst writing ever
And now we have gay

finite solar
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the three genders

tardy grotto
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gay, women and cheap sci fi garbage?

finite solar
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yes

river galleon
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Correct

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Gay

warm dirgeBOT
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ah yes

old swan
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Legend of Korra spoiler alert || tensin managed to pass a law that forces non masters to have to stay at home during night and takes their energy away, basically doing what the egalitarians say they do lmao||

finite solar
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||Tenzin? I genuinely did not know how 'tensin' was lmao||

old swan
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I can never remember

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The names spelling

finite solar
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It's how it's pronounced lmao
Anyway, yeah, || Some parts of the government-ing are pretty weird ||

old swan
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||oh god he just caught Korra||

finite solar
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what

old swan
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||shitty blood control mf, I wish Korra had just fucking killed him||

finite solar
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what²

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when are you talking about?

tardy grotto
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korra

finite solar
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that is not a time

old swan
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||the scene after Korras friends get arrested and she goes to tenzin||

finite solar
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you're going to have to be more specific than that lmfao

tardy grotto
old swan
old swan
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||Korra should have just finished him then or at the arrest scene oh my god||

finite solar
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||That's not how you deal with revolution properly||

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The Last Airbender spoilers, too: ||It's the same reason Zuko couldn't kill his father when he had the chance, like Iroh explains||

old swan
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||tenzin? Yeah he's handling this rly poorly||

old swan
finite solar
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||You don't silence a revolution by killing the leader, that just makes them a martyr and the people counterattack harder||

old swan
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||tenzin is not the leader tho in this situation, he's the authorarian dickhead(unless he's a traitor which tbf I don't think is unlikely||

finite solar
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What³

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I am suddenly very lost

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...who are you talking about again?

old swan
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I honestly don't know if I'm referring to the right character

finite solar
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||Tenzin is the last airbender||

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||Why would you want to murder him||

old swan
finite solar
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||yeah exactly, not tenzin lmfao||

old swan
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IM REFERRINF TO THE WRONG GUY

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😭

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I'm so bad with names

finite solar
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yes (to the 'wrong guy' message)

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discord bullying me, I sent that first

old swan
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What is that guy called again I forgor

finite solar
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||Amon? I think?|| I am not 100%

old swan
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||he's the head of the revolution, I'm referring to the water bender from the council||

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Oooh

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||tarlok||

finite solar
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Then ignore what I just said :3