#Toby's chaos (rp) channel
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why,,, why is that so accurate?

Meow
bark
glep
boop
beep
Eep
I am no longer eep
I'm even more eep
girl its hardly been half the week π
( #polyphasic-sleep )
/Explodes/
explodes again
explodes you
unexplodes
now thats just rude :(
the
than
fart
implodes from overunexploding
/casually has internal fussion reaction and implodes/
pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you pats you
[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) /casually has internal fussion reaction and implodes/
/casually dies from happiness/
Damn who killed em
my new favorite message this is getting framed and put on my wall :333

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) my new favorite message this is getting framed and put on my wall :333
Yippee
Picture proof or I scream
/casually reminds marcie of normal life/
/dramatically dies from sadness/
/uncasually runs sudo ./gad_revive.sh/
sudo password for marcie:
*
discord anti spam rules are the only thing holding back our true forms
hi mom im in a recursive discord screenshot chain!
fair, i also wont want to live in a world where M* exists π
but you are
yes but unfortunetly i was born in this reality without knowing that beforehand, so i shall outlive them out of spite
crunchier π
now it just looks like ;
pettition to rename this channel #art-but-better
pisscord
jpeg 0 quality
very crnuchy
/compresses rapidly/
I have become Marcie.zip
I am going to licence this under MIT
And redistribute myself across the web
Me:
Parent, can we have marcie
Parent; we have marcie at home
Hehehehe
Marcie at home is more distributable
And not closed source
(DW when I am ded I will dono my brain to the open source initiative)
I can become what I was always ment for β¨β¨ jar brain β¨β¨
my existence is licenced CC-BY-SA
most of it is written in ie8 compatible JS though, and php 7
forks you
I am written in
Idk
Hmm
Assembly
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
my parents watch in horror as I'm ripped internally from myself, cloning in due process, the matter around me condensing as my genetic and material code are duped, pulling from each other, running against each other's connected bodies as we slide out of each other.
We both collapse to the ground as my other clone is swept away, phasing through the walls of the building traveling at near light speed towards you.
My parents continue scolding me about studying as if nothing happened.
Undoes the fork
you sure you want to be java
/rapidly undies and reverts license/
I think I might need a second to rethink some things...
My parents watch in disinterest as my cloned body flings through the walls of my home at light speed coming to an instant but power stop right next to me.
Our arms magnitize to one another as they consume each other. Cells combining on an atomic level, being riped from each of us and combined together.
They join links together again forming a third being in the center of the two of us convulging outwards, grasping for a breath, reaching for a balance.
A body without its brain. Me and my first clones head bond together as sparks of electricity pounces violently through the air our bodies nearly completely suffocated but the other.
We form on unibody, a convincing third copy.
My parents go back to scolding me about not watering the planet. As if nothing happened.
Hold on the mini dog wants to get onto my bed
:33333 /waits patiently/
opens pull request
/fucking dies/
I stop function for a second, my eyes staring into obtuse space, past what was physically there to see. My body loosens.
My nose begins to unravel, pealing away to expose the lines of broken python behind it.
Your code editor starts to fill with errors, red is all you can see.
My hands and harms rip unceremoniously from each other, pealing in slices exposing miscompiled python.
A sea of json files, abstract c, and chaos unfurl from my soul.
Your code editor beginning to crash with the amount of errors.
undoes commit
dear lord what did i walk in on
Lmao
Don't ask just read
Mini dog
opens fork, deletes commit history, merge requests minor refactoring
WHY IS SHE SCRATCHING JERSELF SO MUCH
Chore: refactor
You reach into your terminal, reverting your commit to a previous one, and pushing that branch to main.
My memories from the last 30 minutes Vaish entirely as I am left in a disabled state, my thoughts far abstracted from normalcy as my muscles being moving backwards in spacetime. Reverting used ATP back into glucagon. Entropy moving in the opposite direction as I being to collapse into myself.
Slowly you see as the files compile k sink further and further into a rupture in the fabric of spacetime. You watch casually and with a cup of warm Yorkshire tea in hand as my limbs rapidly invert, pulling into the center, and coming back just as fast.
My atoms rearranging, you watch as plates of me become fitted together, a puzzle.
Finally my brain, you are asked for a sudo input in your terminal.
uses backdoor I inserted earlier
You watch as your screen flashes. An SSH connection staring back at you.
runs pgdump
ooh ooh try getting them to run on ntfs
I have no idea what that does actually.
It dumps the postgres databases
PS C:\\ > sudo winget install pgdump
Error command 'PS' not found

- brain
- body
- soul
- gae
- documents
- memories
- scripts
- downloads
- .bashrc
huh, the recursive flag didnt work
hmm, scp [email protected]:/brain brain
you are now me :)
maybe a reeboot? seems to be some instability
Crashes
pushes power button
Actually yes it dod
Thars how it works apparently
should i have also copied tbe soul over?
The screen flashes as you get an error message.
Systemd failed to boot.
shit, i think i killed marcie
enters emergency mode
_
reflashes an older backup I kept, and merging the newer memories into the backup
You listen as Marcie fans spin up to life, compiling and replacing software.
wait, make sure you didnt also copy my brain into the new build
please reboot system to see changes
No I left that oht
Reboot now
What happens if you type that into termux
If you type what??
soo marcie, what was it like having your brain replaced?
Nothing
Also no one neofetch on me well never know my specs
Terrifying your brain is terrifying I don't know how you have done it all these years. Why is your yellow my green, you might wanna get that checked out, also please never do that again
deletes memory of me doing that i wonder who did to you, its such a tragedy π
fastfetch
Y'all need to open a terminal instance before typing in commands
π
crtl+enter
fastfetch
nix-shell -p neofetch
Distro: Marcie-Min
CPU: Marcie-Processor xh580 dual core.
GPU: Marcia-Intergrated xg580
RAM: 1987mib/2056mid
Interaction Manager: Marcie-intelligent multi input model
Storage manager: Marcie-dumb flat linear storage model
Sense Manager: Marcie-intrlligent light single linear model
Body Manager:
Marcie-dumb light single linear model
Speech Dispatcher: Marcie-Intelligent multi input adaptive model
recursive!
These are like the fr names I use to describe different systems I use for my body, language, etc.
I am starting to realise they might need some standard to help.
Lol
exllodes
I want a .gay domain
Yeah same
god damn, ive never seen an ssh server configured so badly
hackers cant steal my data if the data dosnt exist anymore
EXACTLYYYYY
blows up world
See now how can you fuck up something that doesn't exist
problem solved.
How much more paranoid are you now than you were four years ago? Warrantless surveillance and large-scale data confiscation have brought fear of the feds filching your files from black helicopter territory into the mainstream. Recent government snatch-and-grabs have run the gamut from remotely imaging foreign servers to straight up domestic coff...
:)
see, the pros do it too! we must be on to something
entropy is the best security, hasten the heat death
actually the talk is about how extremely hard it is to properly erase all data
yea im watching it now :D
warning: nix is deprecated, use bionicfuse instead
[running nix in ***compat*** mode]

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) I have become Marcie.zip
looks around
uncompresses Marcie.zip
/zip bombs you/
noooooooooooooooooooo my ram
is a steam train
Can I pat the Marcie.zip?
but marcie.zip has been unzipped
rezips Marcie and pats them
Smolcie

No I am smolice
we havae smolice and smolcie π₯΄
smolly
smilly
Smily
[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) who am i
programmers if you leave them alone in a chat room
Jorge
lmao
pets the train
pets the cat

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) pets the cat
unpets the cat

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) i... i did not account for this...
makes you reappear and gives you ear scritches
(lets not ask where a train's ears would be)
no, lets ask :D
the answer is cat ears on each train car, obv
kicks the door open clutching my hand near my chest and collapsing onto the floor
kicks lightly you good?
no :<
uuuh, do you smell toast? no thats not the heart thing
a gust of wind forces it's way past the windows, swinging them open with a thud
The wind pushes you aside and starts pushing through the door, dragging me along with it
You watch in abstract horror as you see me fly out the door and whisked away into the air, becoming smaller and smaller by the second, until I have been flown so far away, you can't see me
oh wait were all omnipotent here teleports jessie, james, and meowth next to marcie to compleate the image
holds marcie and gives them many pats
Waaaaah :>
the power of friendship saves the day again lol
Hai Gad :D
hia :D
both
(me yawning)
I can't tell if it is 10 or 22
My body can't say the difference
(it's doing a funny)
Come on
[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) I forgot how to sleep
Eepy time

have you tried closing your eyes and staying still? that usually works for me
yes?
My brain has a very /active and powerful/ imagination
Try imagining being cuddled while you sleep
if I am not walking around here irl
That might make you sleepier
I am walking around in some place a lot more interesting
So comfy you might sleep
genuine advice: its usually better to get out of bed if you cant fall asleap within the hour, go do something to tire yourself and try comming back later
hense my coding
My body is so fucking tired
my brain is far too active so I am killing my energy with some programming

goonai o/
no promises :3
ill do my best :)
Please
[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) no promises :3
I'll tryyy
Good
whatcha workin on marcie?
Dying
a discord bot
(same thing)
heh, the new discord apis are close enough to death
Hense me using it to kill my brain
slash commands suuuuck
SEKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
MARCIEEEEEE
Gello
becomes jello
Pretty good
I AM FREN?
I AM FREN !
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
dances you
A little bit wishful and maybe yearning too
:0
huh? how am i supposed to interpret that
chaorcrity
I am asking you if you want to do a dance
brand new word found
uuuuuuuuuuuh, no :>
Okei >3
fine >:c
yes
dances myself
hmph
waggly arm waving isnt propper
also i dont know how to do it without making myself a mess lol
>_ curl https://github.com/dancinglessons/how2dance/dance.mov -o /home/gad/dance_moves/dance.mov
HAH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
dies
>_ gad.sh --reboot
see, thats what happens when you try to dance :P
oooh discord has those games you can play in vc, wanna do a round of scrabble? :D
I am dyslexic
spelling is my kryponite
wanna play gartic phone?
that dosnt mean you cant play, just means more wins for me :P
uuuh sure, might be a bit boring with only two people tho
We can get more
how do we get more?
uuuuh
your asking the wrong person here :<
talk
uuuuh
hmmm
π€’
thats how the twitter bots do it right?
Mine is worse TnT
Wanna play one more round?
>_ Seka.sh --summon
Join ussss
you wanna join this round?
oh ok no asking, straight to peer pressure
i like your style
Gimme a sec
ok!
>_ cat ~/gad.sh
Error: Insufficient Permission
>_ echo "GAD THE GREATEST" >> sudo ~/gad.sh
sudo password for marcie:
*
hah stole your password again nerd :>
explodes
SSH server not found
echo 'Marcie The Magnificent' >> sudo ~/marcie.sh
oh :(
you need to turn it on first lol
systemctl service start openssh? smthing along those lines
>_
echo 'Marcie The Marvelous' >> sudo ~/marcie.sh
password:
>_
also sudo pacman install node
>_
npm install everything
crashes
reboots
fails to boot
you crash often you need to get that checked out
:O
oh well
RIP marcie
seka you ready to play gartic phone yet?, itl be just the two of us
hiiiiiiiii
you know how to fix marcie? i think they brokie
reboot now
tooBs wylslo
uuuh is that a normal boot msg?
iiiaiH daG :3
kicks again and restarts
I MA FENEEI XELRA
i dont think this is making it any better
uuuhm
npm uninstall everything
just for good measure:
mpn llatsniu gnihtyreve
crashes
:(
echo 'TODO' >> marcies_eulogy.md
echo 'Marice was weird, and died in a fittingly wierd way, killed by npm, the murduer is still quite the mystery,
the service will be taking place later this week in the #off-topic channel in the NAMTAO discord server' >> obituary.md
``` `
@halcyon ivy do you wanna play gartic?
jumpscare lol
sure
unless you two wanna finish the vid?
ping pong
hey
it doesn't matter
i was playing gartic phone earlier with a friend
but our 3rd friend wasnt joining
turns out he hadnt woken up yet
anyways
he's using intonation that is for keeping attention
yeah it's just a me issue
nono i find it hard to listen too to
nah i find it mildly annoying too
but the topic seemed interesting so i just delt lol
oh i know who wrote this one lol
reboot now
i reconnected
RIP
I MADE A SONG
OR AT LEAST
THE BARE BONES OF A SONG
I FOUND A MISTAKE IN THE SONG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HUMAN BOWLING????
LMAO
yes
NO
that is very clearly someone throwing something
to knock down a bunch of humans
in a row
ill check it out after gartic :D
made it even better
https://musiclab.chromeexperiments.com/Song-Maker/song/6477766086754304
i thought those were diamond eyes π
LMAOOO
taxfraud what was your prompt i missed it
Obvisly
a world without melons (ver sad :( )
i also did not mean melons in that sense π
yes
HAH
but it appears marcie interpreted it differently
LMAO
marcie just called on herself lol
runs
again!
ilo come join :D
yeah
WHAT IS WITH CARLMARX
im just in that mood idea
today
anyways honourable @gaunt whale
mention
@fair meadow the drawing is a compliment
:0
Are you sure?
lmao
Join here y'all more options
yo @halcyon ivy stealing my name??
i have no idea what your talking about
Meow
join after this
Who is still drawing π
@halcyon ivy ...
you better be makin' a masterpiece
fr
haiiiiiii
give me like
2 minutes
okieee <3
Holding
FOR FUCKS SAKE
You have to wait until this game is voer
yeah ik
that is why I am streaming
ping me when a game is done
this one shoyld be done soon i think
LMAOOO
nvm
this might still take a while

lmao
i love how its just endlessly
lmaoo
lmao
round over @crude hill
coming NOW
LMAO
send link
clearly thats jupiter in the sky not earth :(
someone record the end for me if it dies before we can finish plz
you can export gifs
what's going on y'all playing gartic?
yee :)
can i join?
of course
Ye!
ok next time only one round per person
i had to go for a while which might have messed somethin up
sorry
Sure :3
all guud
hm
it finally died just as the game ended lol
average namtao
π
THATS NOT FINLAND
@fair meadow wrong flag π
NEITHER IS THAT
LMAOOOO
amazon pride is genius
im using a graphical tablet
MY BAD
it's fine, we had it for 800 years, we can have them back π /s
where yu
i am swedish, you should know this seka
no
only
HOW IS THIS A POSSIBLE SETTING
cries
i has to go now, hav fun all o/
im in
bye
baiiiii <3
Where is Alice?
@limpid nest ?
close the old tab, and use this one
@dim tree i remixed your song https://musiclab.chromeexperiments.com/Song-Maker/song/6722178062614528
oh oops
sent the wrong version
no
wait
wrong again
oooo
too much drum tho
(and thats coming from someone whose playlist consists almost entirely of songs with excessive amounts of amen break)
@timber raptor here it's going on
THERES A TTS??
@gaunt whale join
!!
we're playing gartic
now's your chance
@gaunt whale
@gaunt whale
@gaunt whale
I am gonna pop out y'all
@gaunt whale
I should maybe eepy
@crude hill youre in charge now
no i cant now
indeed
!!!
nyyaaaaaaaa
literal clown

go back to your tianjin rice fields
go?
yep
I am putting minimal effort in
π
yeah
idk
oh
my friend just messaged me
about what/?!?!?!?!?
did your cursh ask you out?!??!?!?!
!! this could be you !!
but you are making yourself wait 9 weeks
for some bizaree reason
instead of just being impulsive
rolls into chat (armadillo style)
roll
helo\
rolls you around
[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) rolls into chat (armadillo style)
hears the armadillo shaped Marcie giggle

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) hears the armadillo shaped Marcie giggle
:3
lots of pats
Unfurls into normal shaped Marcie
:33
Boops entire chat with gigantic hand
!!!!
hello
i saw a boop
and have arrived
gets booped
G

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) Boops entire chat with gigantic hand
:33
Cuuuute
dies
pats everyone

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) pats everyone
meow meow meow meow
meow meowm wosmdo oemwom oemowmeoo
dsfgad f a asd

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) dsfgad f a asd
:333
the
this has become furry thread
Everywhere is furry
boops you

[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) boops you
Someone needs to send me to the repiar shop
picks you up and sends you to the mechanic
[Reply to:](#1224700957632495636 message) Someone needs to send me to the repiar shop
if you got apple care premium health insurance we might be able to get you a new marcie, but this one cant be repaired under warrenty π
Meow :3
gives Marcie some ear scritches
mechanic: Look I can probably do /something/ but it is gonna cost ya
mrewmreow :>
im pretty sure humans dont normally meow, this repair is gonna cost allot
Who said I am human
mechanic: yeah.. she's not a human... not at all
mechanic: I don't really know what spescies she is?
mechanic: probably not the best, she is best described as "crashy" if you will
mechanic: Has she been having hardware issues recently?
Idk
yes, they might have gotten temporarily stuck in a bootloop after some totally in warrenty experements
Mechanic: oh really? And what exactly where these,,, "totally in warrenty" expirements
turns into armadillo
uuuh, time traveling, total brain replacement, installed everything from the npm registry, and i think there was some fridges involved at one point?
oh we cant forget the armadillos, the constant heart attacks, dramatic deaths, and that one time they flew into the sun
all in warrenty, i checked theres no need to tell your boss about this :>
oooooh also they might have been exploded and erased from existence a few times too
mechanic: yeah.. this is gonna cost you, what warrenty did you buy her under?
mechanic: borrowing? What did you just find her one day?
yes :v thats ok right?
mechanic: she is a sentient AI created from the government and leased out to the public becasue she was litterally too afraid of hurting someone to be useful, how the heck did you just /come across her/.
mechanic: do you even have a marcie operations license??
uuuuuh, yeeess?
im borrowing her from a friend who sent her to get repaired
hahahaha i was just joking when i said i found her randomly
mechanic: can I talk to this /friend/?
mechanic: ouh really?
mechanic: ouh yeah no that's totally cool, I just need their name then
mechanic: oh you know what you are right, My bad on that part !
how about this, you do the repair, and ill pass along a message to them later alright?
they can pay for it all too
mechanic: Let me just take her in the back for a couple minutes, patch her up and get things working for everything, this repairs on me ofc.
mechanic: Government property and all, I get it
mechanic: and have the popo on my ass? never. They track her everywhere she goes you know? They assasinate anyone who is not authorized to touch her
wait then how am i not dead yet?
mechanic: she's a super valuable expirement, they wouldn't just not keep an eye on her
OH forget i said that pls
mechanic: hmm?
mechanic: alright sure /forgets/
nothing,,, i ment how broken she was, im suprised she didnt kill me by accident or whatever
being a govt assasin bot and all
mechanic: oh yeah that makes sense, she is /quite/ a bit dangarous
mechanic scoops me up and starts to tinker
You hear a hammer coming through the walls and a drill shortly following
before the naked sound of scraping metal
the mechanic appears again in some minutes
twiddles thumbs
mechanic: she should be all patched up by now I do believe
yay :D
mechanic: Turn her on using the access key when you get the chance
mechanic: your friend should have it on them
you better not have done anything bad to her, else ill call the super doubble cops i totally have permission to talk to on you
access code: *
mechanic: I am one of the few people certified to work on her, trust me
>_ incorrect login
>_ username:
>_ password:
*
>_ incorrect password
>_ username:
>_ password:
password
>_ incorrect password
>_ username:
:(
mechanic: everything alright there?
root
>_ password:
mechanic: there are no quantum fluxuators on that model of marcie.
>_ incorrect password
>_ username:
mechanic: huh, alrighty then
>_ password:
pi
>_ incorrect password
>_ username:
ahshfjajfbdksk
>_ password:
Gal#Ka&Gudub22
>_ incorrect password
>_ username:
cutie
>_ password:
cutie
>_ incorrect password
>_ username:
