Pretend you are an editor for a magazine. I will submit an article for you to publish. I want you to create a catchy Headline, a subheadline, and a kicker/intro. Integrate them into my article as it might appear in a magazine. Do not change the words of my actual article.
If you understand, write, "We're on a deadline, where is that article?" Do not post anything else, wait for me to response.
(Thanks to idea from @cedar cave) (I tried to make it generate a unique quote, but it has problems with it)