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[carmine pumice]

or however you spell her name

[humble moth]

released

[paper crag]

gregory

[ruby pendant]

Valiant getting taught a lesson

[humble moth]

gregory lol

[paper crag]

spell it right bro

[warm quartz]

Geguri, not in the starting line up

[fading wasp]

I just walked away for a couple seconds, I come back, and SHD got fucked. WHAT HAPPENED WHILE I WAS GONE?

[warm quartz]

They overextended

[fading wasp]

oof

[humble moth]

classic SHD

[paper crag]

@fading wasp SHD made a.... tactical retreat?

and then basically gave up the point

[warm quartz]

The dva over-extended

They tried to back up dva

And it failed

[ruby pendant]

they back

[fading wasp]

why tf was tracer up there before the teamfight started

it was a 1v6

[humble moth]

cause SHD are gold players

[paper crag]

i feel ike the only hero mg can match geguri on is hog

[warm quartz]

With how much they over extended, im not surprised

[polar pier]

Is it too late to unbench Geguri?

[ruby pendant]

Excelsior be doing the same though

[idle beacon]

NO GEGURI?????

[ruby pendant]

with Tracer

[paper crag]

and even then, geguri's hog is pretty good so it's not worth losing that flexibility for

[fading wasp]

Yeah, but comms > mechanical skill in a lot of cases at this level, when the skill is somewhat close.

[ruby pendant]

@polar pier no

[polar pier]

zzzz

[fading wasp]

I understand why she was benched, even though I was looking forward to watching her play.

[polar pier]

When in doubt just scream monkey.

[fading wasp]

damn

[warm quartz]

Rip sky

[polar pier]

RYUJIN NO-ded

[paper crag]

geguri incoming next round

[wraith pumice]

pfff widow cant get on the point, these dang OWL noobs

[idle beacon]

why isn't geguri playin?

wtf is this

[fading wasp]

god kariv is popping off

[warm quartz]

She isnt in starting lineup

[idle beacon]

kariv cheating

[warm quartz]

This is why she got backlash

Lol

[polar pier]

SPAM PunOko ANGRY PunOko YURI PunOko TO PunOko FREE PunOko GEGURI

[ruby pendant]

Dragons going easy on them

[humble moth]

FREE GREGORY

[paper crag]

SHD is segregating their koreans and chinese players

that's why they're losing

no unity

[ruby pendant]

lol

[paper crag]

lol

[fading wasp]

lol

[warm quartz]

Like we say in theater. "Tech, stage, and performers. We're all one team. We do it all together. No matter what." Same rules apply shanghai

[fading wasp]

YOU BROKE THE CHAIN

YOU HAD TO SAY LOL

YOU MONSTER

[warm quartz]

Lol

[polar pier]

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

[ruby pendant]

Geguri survived longer, put her back in!

[solar trout]

the icons on top aren't right

[ruby pendant]

Ado was able to make great place with her too!

[paper crag]

@fading wasp where did you find the buffsuki pic

[humble moth]

google.com

[paper crag]

can't find the specific version that he has

[fading wasp]

I'll PM it to you

Lemmie see if it's in my sin folder

[humble moth]

I was just being a dick

[warm quartz]

There's this thing called target prioritization.

Shd should try it

[balmy wolf]

rip wifi went down

what did i miss

[paper crag]

target prioritization means shooting whatever is closest to your crosshair

👌

[humble moth]

lol

[warm quartz]

Apparently so for genji

When he should have been focusing mercy

[humble moth]

hahaha

they lost it

[warm quartz]

S h a n g h a i

[polar pier]

SPAM PunOko ANGRY PunOko YURI PunOko TO PunOko FREE PunOko GEGURI

[warm quartz]

Shanghai, you're playing like platinums. Stop it.

[humble moth]

golds*

[warm quartz]

The aim

Their aim is decent, thats a given, so plat

(Same amount of gamesense, just an aim difference mainly between gold/plat)

[ruby pendant]

Geguri value increasing after this match.

[polar pier]

SPAM PunOko ANGRY PunOko YURI PunOko TO PunOko FREE PunOko GEGURI

Seriously though geguri plz?

[warm quartz]

Did we see anyone stand up on shd's side

[north beacon]

If they dont play geguri I might just watch something else

[polar pier]

I saw Sky stand up.

Unfortunately he got shot in the face.

[warm quartz]

And people question why geguri got so much backlash....hmm

[polar pier]

You probably shouldn't stand up when there's a sniper on the other side.

[warm quartz]

20-2

[summer tangle]

omegalull

[warm quartz]

Oof sky

[summer tangle]

At least valiant can't get 4-0 now

[polar pier]

6150 damage

Hey, 6000 more than my Widows.

[fading wasp]

HEY, THAT TRACER WAS MOVING SLIGHTLY TO THE LEFT. IT WAS DIFFICULT.

[median saddle]

wow your widows do damage?

[summer tangle]

mcree needs a Walmart yodeling kid skin

[warm quartz]

Ado, 9-11 feelsbad

[polar pier]

Yeah, I think the enemy Reinhardt tripped her mine once.

[warm quartz]

Where are the memes in the chat

THERE IT IS

[paper crag]

R E L E A S E D

[brisk roost]

RIP ENVY

[idle beacon]

they just said

space is the shotcaller ?

so not custa

[warm quartz]

Space is cute but what

[paper crag]

seriously though

seoul wtf

4-0 lol

[idle beacon]

space looks like a non-hetero

[paper crag]

is this the first time a korean team has been 4-0'd by a non korean team?

[warm quartz]

ANYONE LOOKS GOOD AGAINST SHD

SHUT UP CASTERS

[paper crag]

i wouldn't be surprised if it is

[idle beacon]

@paper crag valiant have 3 koreans .. pls

[paper crag]

ehhhh

[polar pier]

It's probably not a good sign when I can say that I could probably match MG's D.Va.

And I'm a filthy Gold pleb.

[paper crag]

i think a "korean team" is 6 koreans

plus, valiant didn't even run bunny, did they?

[warm quartz]

A flaming bag of shit looks better than shd jesus

[fading wasp]

totally unbiased

[idle beacon]

@paper crag you were askin if a NON-korean team has beaten a korean team .. so no

[paper crag]

no i was asking 4-0

[idle beacon]

a NON korean team are outlaws .. mayhem

[brisk roost]

A non korean teams has never beaten a korean team?

[warm quartz]

Fuel-oh wait

[brisk roost]

Houston vs London

Houston vs Seoul

[paper crag]

jfc i was asking if a non-korean team, as in a not 6-koreans, has "4-0'd" a 6-korean team

[pearl stratus]

Philly vs. London. Literally two weeks ago.

[limber pine]

Carpe

[pearl stratus]

4-0 was last week with LAV 4-0'ing Seoul.

[idle beacon]

is carpe korean?

[warm quartz]

Oh hi, sombra

[balmy wolf]

let zen pop balloon

[pearl stratus]

He apparently means 6 korean team.

[paper crag]

right, i'm asking if that was the first

[idle beacon]

@R8 Promethean#1784 he was asking about a 4-0 vs a korean team. THAT, has never happened so far

[fading wasp]

That was the least dive-like dive I've ever seen

[warm quartz]

Sombra died

Gg that point

[tawny sigil]

3 points 2 minutes left

[wraith pumice]

they shouldve put a giant mothership core at the high ground instead of a pylon

[warm quartz]

Sombra isnt super effective on the rest of blizzardworld, they should switch

[paper crag]

it should be a mothership

and cloak the defending team

[warm quartz]

Shes effective on attack on all of blizz but not defense

[paper crag]

better, cloak both teams

although all the defending team has to do is to spam the payload

even if the attacking team is cloaked

[fading wasp]

Did they not see that coming?

[brisk roost]

SOON LOL

[fading wasp]

ahahahahaha soon

[warm quartz]

Soon dammit

[paper crag]

wow daemin lol

that was like <5 hp

[fading wasp]

F

[paper crag]

F

[humble moth]

S

[fading wasp]

WHAT A HACK

Fucking great hack

[brisk roost]

TOO LATE

DRAGONBLADE STILL OUT

[paper crag]

last shot boi getting plays now

[warm quartz]

Great hack, but, they really should switch off sombra

Shes not as effective on defense here

[brisk roost]

It's like AKM hack again

Lol

He hacked when the Trans was activated

[fading wasp]

already

wow

kthen

STOP GETTING DRAGONBLADES AGILITIES

[warm quartz]

DIPSHITS. There are no useful healthpacks on defense that you can take full advantage of. SWITCH OFF THE SOMBRA PLEASE

[paper crag]

valiant's logo looks more like a startup eco-friendly tech company logo than an esports team logo

[brisk roost]

WHAT

[fading wasp]

"WHAT THE WHAT? Okay..."

[tawny sigil]

yep

[paper crag]

what the what

[warm quartz]

Idc how effective she is against this comp. she doesnt work on this

[limber pine]

ZONING ULT

[brisk roost]

NOBODY WAS ON THE POINT LOL

[warm quartz]

They should have switched off sombra during point b

But they fuckin didnt

[paper crag]

zoning ult so strong it zoned both teams

[warm quartz]

Are we sure shd arent plat

[wraith pumice]

i feel like asher and surefour are much more fun to watch from POV than anyone on Valiant

[strong crescent]

so like everybody says the dragons are the worst team\

but why?

[warm quartz]

They havent won a single fucking game

[fading wasp]

^

[paper crag]

ah a newcomer to the OWL

[strong crescent]

ok besides winrate

[warm quartz]

They're like 0-27 of something

[strong crescent]

why haven't they won any games

[fading wasp]

They're, how you say, trash.

Constant misplays

[paper crag]

i think winrates says everything when it's literally 0 wins over 20+ games

[pearl stratus]

They remade in Stage 3 basically.

[warm quartz]

They just did the most foolish thing i've ever seen. They used sombra after point a on defense on blizzardworld

[pearl stratus]

So we have to see how they do in a few weeks.

[fading wasp]

Elementary stuff that they straight up ignore

[warm quartz]

No healthpacks to take advantage of on defense

They're fools.

[fading wasp]

Feeding

[pearl stratus]

Anything beyond that is basically some ignorant dumb fuckery.

[fading wasp]

Overextending

you name it

[warm quartz]

Shanghai plays like platinums half the time

[paper crag]

in what scene are SEA players best?

[fading wasp]

DAEMIN WHY

[warm quartz]

NOW YOU CAN RUN THE SOMBRA GOOD SHD

ATTACK SOMBRA ON THIS GOOD

[strong crescent]

also how would you guys say the shock are doing

[fading wasp]

Daemin is actually doing pretty well on Sombra right now tbh

[strong crescent]

I think they're doing pretty well

[median saddle]

Sky gets picked off so consistently

I'm sad at that

[paper crag]

i actually don't know an esport where SEA is an actual dominating force

[fading wasp]

"I think they're doing pretty well" [Team wipe]

[paper crag]

not trying to be confrontational

starcraft?

who from SEA dominates starcraft?

dota is more china and europe, imo

SEA has some decent players

but not "best"

[fading wasp]

PLS

P L S

[median saddle]

if they lost that 3v6 I would have been so sad

[fading wasp]

P L S

[paper crag]

you're not including korea and china into SEA, right?

because they're not

[median saddle]

how can Shanghai be so bad jesus

[forest wharf]

wait wat theyre playing mg on dva again?

[brisk roost]

FATE DIDNT EVEN USE PRIMAL RAGE

[warm quartz]

SOMBRAS FAIR AND BALANCED

[warped axle]

ResidentSleeper

[pearl stratus]

@forest wharf General assumption is they want some communication between tanks and support.

[fading wasp]

I know I say this every time I watch SHD games, but this is upsetting to watch.

[paper crag]

1 map is a good day for SHD

nah lol

[strong crescent]

ok what's your predictions for dynasty vs shock

[fading wasp]

F

[paper crag]

korea and china are northeastern asia

[pearl stratus]

Shock is going to win.

[median saddle]

Dynasty 3-2

[brisk roost]

Shock gonna win this xD!

[solar trout]

mg is bad

[pearl stratus]

Probably 3-1.

[strong crescent]

i think it's either gonna be 3-1 or 3-2. Either team

[paper crag]

SEA is like vietnam, thailand, malaysia, indonesia, etc

right

[fading wasp]

MONKEYMONKEYMONKEY

[paper crag]

japan is also northeastern asia

[brisk roost]

DVADVADVADVA

[pearl stratus]

This is a really bad meta for language barriers, lol

[paper crag]

or more commonly referred to as the far east

[pearl stratus]

Trying to explain sombra shit through a language barrier has to be aids.

[fading wasp]

MNKEY

[solar trout]

sub mg out for geguri

[summer tangle]

dvadvadvadva

[warm quartz]

Just hire all koreans 🤔

[vagrant fossil]

F R F R F O

[paper crag]

did geguri play all 4 maps vs fuel?

[fading wasp]

FREE GREGORY

[onyx shore]

dont tell me they just played MG on dva instead of geguri

[solar trout]

or hire better chinese players

:1

[strong crescent]

ok so i didn't get an answer: is the shock good?

[onyx shore]

damn

custa looks so happy

[summer tangle]

Shock is bad

[pearl stratus]

I mean they're damned if they do, damned if they don't.

[solar trout]

shock was real bad stage 1-2, but sinatraa may redeem shock

[pearl stratus]

If they play Geguri they get a better tank line.

But their supports are just flat out fucked.

[warm quartz]

@formal vaporediaz#5606 have you seen mumas photo LMAO

[paper crag]

@onyx shore let me tell you that SHD played MG on dva since the beginning of the match today, not "just"

is that better?

[summer tangle]

hey guys wanna hear a joke

[strong crescent]

sinatraa and super right?

[onyx shore]

yikes

[summer tangle]

SHD's communication

[strong crescent]

didn't they just come in

[warm quartz]

Soon stop bein good

SPACE IS SUCH A CUTIE IN HIS PIC THO

[summer tangle]

@warm quartz thats not gonna happen any time SOON

[warm quartz]

HAHAHAHA fuck off scout ❤

[wraith pumice]

all the OW pros are literal babies

[summer tangle]

I'll show myself out

[pearl stratus]

I don't think Shanghai will start to look decent at all till Week 3, thats my general prediction.

[summer tangle]

Moonmoon is a fossil

[paper crag]

ryujehong is a fossil

[summer tangle]

Have you seen his face reveal

[warm quartz]

No i lov u scout i sorry

[strong crescent]

so valiant is gonna 4-0 SHD right?

[summer tangle]

no

[onyx shore]

ez 3-1 or 4-0

[warm quartz]

3-1 probably

[summer tangle]

3-1 probs

[warm quartz]

But if shanghai reverse sweeps there will be riots

[pearl stratus]

They won't.

[warm quartz]

A big if

[pearl stratus]

10 days isn't enough to break a language barrier.

[paper crag]

every mustachio'd esport fan i've seen so far has had a punchable face

[strong crescent]

they can't even normal sweep

[pearl stratus]

Anyone who thinks otherwise should be really mad at their mothers.

[strong crescent]

what are you on

[pearl stratus]

For drinking while pregnant.

[warm quartz]

THATS WHY THERE WOULD BE FUCKING RIOTS

[summer tangle]

do you guys like shoes

[median saddle]

I'll drink a cup of water if Shanghai reverse sweeps

[summer tangle]

like some heat :🔥

[paper crag]

no i wear boring ass chucks and vans

[pearl stratus]

Also people are treating LAV like they're bad, when they just 4-0'd Seoul XD

[warm quartz]

I will chug a mountain dew as fast as i can if they reverse sweep

[paper crag]

like a perpetual high schooler i am

in terms of mental age

pretty much

[strong crescent]

i think dynasty vs shock is 50/50

[onyx shore]

was custa playing better than he was on fuel?

[strong crescent]

personally

but whatever

[summer tangle]

vivid if you want some relatively cheap nice shoes get adidas NMD R2

[strong crescent]

that's my prediction for tonight

[summer tangle]

they're not flashy

But still 🔥

I wear them all the time

[paper crag]

i'm not a big sneakers guy though

the most stunting sneakers i'd wear are new balance 574's

so that should speak volumes

[summer tangle]

ew dad shoes

Do you also wear Nike monarchs

[pearl stratus]

When Crumbz is logical you know people are being tards.

[paper crag]

hey they can be cool with nice colorways

no the monarchs

the 574s

[fading wasp]

Don't talk shit about NB. They're the only ones who make shoes wide enough for my fat ass feet.

[paper crag]

my dad wears monarchs

[summer tangle]

trapsuki

[warm quartz]

My new balances lasted ~2 years before i bought a new pair

So yea i like new bal

[paper crag]

my style just doesn't suit streetwear style sneakers

[summer tangle]

Sad

what is your style

[paper crag]

idk business casual i guess

not streetwear

lol

[warm quartz]

Sweatpants.

[summer tangle]

my style is retro streetwear but not like out of date

[warm quartz]

Thats all i wear

[pearl stratus]

My sneakers cost a little shy of $400. But they've lasted for four years.

[summer tangle]

not out of date

[pearl stratus]

And they're actually able to fit my Triple E Wide foot comfortably.

[summer tangle]

Just retro muted colours and graphics

[paper crag]

i'm more of a button down, cardigan, dark jeans or slacks, and clarks kind of guy

[warm quartz]

Triple e for endoken

[paper crag]

just something neat

[fading wasp]

@pearl stratus FAT FOOTED BROTHER

[strong crescent]

12-9

[paper crag]

nothing flashy

[strong crescent]

13-10

[pearl stratus]

I have fred flinstone feet, basically.

[strong crescent]

ok then

[summer tangle]

lol

[pearl stratus]

I'm 5'10 with a 12.5 foot thats triple e wide.

[summer tangle]

I just have huge feet

[fading wasp]

I have fucking duck feet. I've been known to wear quadruple e.

[warm quartz]

Daemin's sombra was sub-par imo

[summer tangle]

@pearl stratus im 5'6 with a 11.5

oof

[pearl stratus]

Ah, a water skiier.

[summer tangle]

yes

[pearl stratus]

I feel bad for Daemin. He's been in the league for like...

Four days.

[paper crag]

i'm 5'8" with 8 lol

[warm quartz]

I'm 5'2" with a women's 5 1/2 fuck me

[fading wasp]

He's actually doing quite well

Daemin

[summer tangle]

of

[pearl stratus]

Individually no one on Shanghai is doing badly.

[warm quartz]

His sombra in general was subpar

[pearl stratus]

It's literally all communication.

[paper crag]

sky looks like a kid

how old is he

[warm quartz]

Too ballsy and poor translocator management

[pearl stratus]

19 I think.

[summer tangle]

sky looks like a girl

[fading wasp]

Not for the Dragons, it wasn't

[paper crag]

he looks like he just got fished out of an orphanage

[warm quartz]

I like sky's hair

[fading wasp]

Snillo is 12. I will continue saying this until the day I die.

[pearl stratus]

Thats why I said, Week 3 is when I think we'll see some results out of SHD.

[paper crag]

we need to do some paper diving

[pearl stratus]

Because that'll be a full month, roughly.

[fading wasp]

Snillo. Is. 12.

[warm quartz]

Zerg is 14

[summer tangle]

Geguri is thiccccc

[pearl stratus]

Which is enough for language on general calls and some basics.

[summer tangle]

Jk

[paper crag]

if anyone could make fake documents to make players OWL eligible, it'd be china

[pearl stratus]

I mean she is thick.

[tawny sigil]

snillo illegaly got signed in with fake id

[summer tangle]

China don't need fake ids

[pearl stratus]

Geguri is a bean bag chair. Lumpy and kind of ugly, but probably comfortable.

[warm quartz]

Zerg is 14 i think and on fusion university

[summer tangle]

They all look the same just take someone elses

[fading wasp]

Snillo looks like he's straight out of the lunch line

[pearl stratus]

I want to meet Snillo's dad.

Just to find out how the dude managed to fuck a chipmunk.

[fading wasp]

Snillo is his own dad

[pearl stratus]

Because its the only thing that explains that kids cheeks.

[paper crag]

does the command center cast still have the fly cam, and not the bird's eye view with hero icons?

[fading wasp]

He's his own mother, too

He just came into existence one day. He walked out of the sea.

[paper crag]

the fly cam that tries to hide from fights to avoid getting shot?

[tawny sigil]

freekill is back

[paper crag]

GREG

[warm quartz]

Geguri?

[polar pier]

GEGURIIIII

[warm quartz]

SENPAI

[solar trout]

Sky was doing decent...
Geguri is better than mg tho

[tawny sigil]

GREGORYYYY

[onyx shore]

freefeed....

[paper crag]

GREGORY IS BACK

[warm quartz]

Whoa, that was some cheering.

[onyx shore]

this is california

[solar trout]

Subbing in freefeel was bad

[paper crag]

lol christmas matchup

[warm quartz]

Yay geguri got cheers!

[fading wasp]

G R E G O R Y

[onyx shore]

if you're not cheering for the girl,you're sexist mgtow alt right

[paper crag]

red vs green

[summer tangle]

lol

[paper crag]

what's mgtow?

[warm quartz]

I did buy shanghai dva i will admit to that

[onyx shore]

google it dude

[summer tangle]

Basically sad men that can't find partners

[warm quartz]

In support of geguri

[tawny sigil]

MAGIC THE GATHERING

[paper crag]

but i can just ask you...

[summer tangle]

so they decide to hate women

[paper crag]

i thought we were friends

[summer tangle]

Basically men who don't date

@paper crag

[paper crag]

moms getting their own wives?

[summer tangle]

out of choice

men going their own way

[pearl stratus]

Incel is the better term.

[warm quartz]

I want more geguri interviews, we rarely get to hear her speak

[summer tangle]

not really

[warm quartz]

Even if it is in korean

[summer tangle]

Incel is a sexist basement dweller with a neck bearD

[onyx shore]

freefeed down immediately

[fading wasp]

She pretty much just joined the league. Barely even time for an interview yet.

[pearl stratus]

Incel = Involuntarily Celibate. Basically you're such a waste of a person no one will touch you, so you better pay.

[summer tangle]

mgtow is someone who doesn't wanna date

[fading wasp]

soon fuckin' shit up

[onyx shore]

there goes freefeed

[warm quartz]

NYOOM moira is no longer naruto she is sanic

[paper crag]

POP

[fading wasp]

these fucking jokes by the casters

i'm dying inside

[tawny sigil]

Shanghai, what you get when you need to make a team in a hurry cause you're missing 1 for 12

[paper crag]

so i feel like my lucio boops are so inconsistent

[warm quartz]

B O O P

[onyx shore]

freefeed again

[paper crag]

like sometimes they fly for miles, sometimes they barely even budge

[strong crescent]

that's dallas though lioran

[paper crag]

is it a matter of aiming up?

[tawny sigil]

alright whats after this... shock v seoul?

[onyx shore]

freefeel down

[pearl stratus]

It's aiming the boop, crouching can help a bit too

[strong crescent]

yeah seoul vs shock is up next

[pearl stratus]

So you get a naturally upward trajectory.

[paper crag]

lol that dab denied

[strong crescent]

it's either gonna be 3-1 or 3-2

either team

[onyx shore]

let

[tawny sigil]

DABNIED

[paper crag]

kariv looks like that one guy who looks like he'd be a pretty nice dude at first sight, but is actually a humongous anus if you get to know him

[fading wasp]

noice

[strong crescent]

yeah shd's positioning is just so... bad

[pearl stratus]

Kariv?

Don't make fun of Asian Harry Potter.

[fading wasp]

SHANGHAI IS BOOSTED. B A N T H E M.

[tawny sigil]

Shanghai getting anything is exciting... its sensory deprivation at this point

[paper crag]

yeah

shanghai taking a map is a victory for the night

[strong crescent]

yeah

too true

all I want is for every team to do well

[fading wasp]

This is reminiscent of games I've played against smurf stacks.

[onyx shore]

freefeed again

[median saddle]

kick shanghai

[strong crescent]

freefeed living up to his name

[median saddle]

just burn it all down

[fading wasp]

ALL IN A NEAT LINE

[tawny sigil]

shanghai. bunch of top tier player stuck with diamond supports

[warm quartz]

ZEN BLOCK

[strong crescent]

the thing is that shanghai is the worst team but they have the best skins

[paper crag]

i think we're slowly getting to the point where there's no teams that are free wins

[onyx shore]

this is why

[paper crag]

SHD is the slowest in getting out of it

[fading wasp]

nah shd is still pretty much free

[onyx shore]

i think the 10 matches system is unfair

[tawny sigil]

so sad that undead is gone, they would have done fine

[paper crag]

yeah

[strong crescent]

why isn't geguri playing zarya

[onyx shore]

bcos it's unfair to those teams that don't get to play agains SHD

[strong crescent]

like if she was

[paper crag]

SHD is still kind of a free win

[strong crescent]

then

[pearl stratus]

They'll do a lot better when Diya is back too to replace Daemin a bit.

[onyx shore]

zarya isnt meta

[strong crescent]

maybe they would be doing better

[paper crag]

hopefully they'll climb out of it though

[fading wasp]

shatter is almost here

[warm quartz]

D R Y

[pearl stratus]

I think they'll get there.

[strong crescent]

so when is brigitte gonna be added to OWL

[fading wasp]

Yeah, they're farming it hard

[paper crag]

season 2 i think?

[warm quartz]

Either stage 4 or s2

[pearl stratus]

People are just being dumb cunts about it. You have to think about SHD like they're Boston in Stage 1.

[paper crag]

or was it stage 4

[strong crescent]

that seems like a while

[pearl stratus]

This is a brand new team.

[paper crag]

yeah it's gonna be a while

[pearl stratus]

Remember how long it took Boston to look like a real team?

[strong crescent]

so when is stage 3 ending?

[paper crag]

in 4.5 weeks

[ruby pendant]

Stage 4

[summer tangle]

WHO WAS SAYING SHANGHAI WAS GONNA WIN

[strong crescent]

is season 9 ending before or after that

[pearl stratus]

No one?

[paper crag]

is that somebody's dad lol

[fading wasp]

Literally nobody @summer tangle

[pearl stratus]

LAV is probably a top 4 team right now with their changes.

[warm quartz]

It depends on when s9 ends and s10 starts

[onyx shore]

that was the new pogchamp

[summer tangle]

you weren't here before this match

[ruby pendant]

@summer tangle Dragons going easy

[strong crescent]

yeah they'll wait for s9 to end

[fading wasp]

No, I mean on earth

[ruby pendant]

They don't want to scare the competition

[carmine pumice]

how was that a headshot?

[strong crescent]

and then introduce brigitte in the next stage

or the stage after that

[fading wasp]

Nobody on the planet believed SHD would win this

[summer tangle]

a few people before this match

[tawny sigil]

"is that somebody's dad" my thought exactly

[fading wasp]

Nobody without brain damage, at least

[strong crescent]

so that she has time to settle in the meta

[warm quartz]

If s10 starts after stage 4 does, then no, if before maybe

[summer tangle]

season nein

[strong crescent]

I think that if s10 starts like a week before stage 4

[summer tangle]

as we revenant eject

[strong crescent]

then no brigitte won't be added

[paper crag]

ado has a shit eating grin

[strong crescent]

because she needs time to settle in the meta

[warm quartz]

It'd be risky to let her in stage 4 thats why i say prob not

[strong crescent]

and a week isn't enough

[summer tangle]

asian as

Ejaculated

[strong crescent]

fearless 7-7 lol

[onyx shore]

yikes

isn't this music

[summer tangle]

zoinks

[paper crag]

yes

[strong crescent]

literally 1 kda

[onyx shore]

music of command and conquer general

[paper crag]

this is music

damn a second too late

[warm quartz]

They added new music i swear

[tawny sigil]

we all know brigitte is gonna ruin the game like mercy and dva... its gonna be 100% pick rate for DVA Moira Brigitte...team that stick with zen are gonna lose

[warm quartz]

This sounds like ahhyutaya of whatever

[cosmic gyro]

Shanghai losers

[strong crescent]

why does geguri look like a man

like honestly

[summer tangle]

Cuz she is

[tawny sigil]

thats an american thing to think you'Re a girl when you're a guy

[summer tangle]

that's a caitlyn jenner thing

[slim summit]

stop talking about the order in which wins happen

[strong crescent]

all I want

[slim summit]

"they got back to back 4-0s!"

[cosmic gyro]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/352294183404306433/432002538536173568/Inkeddownload_LI.jpg

[slim summit]

"because they played shanghai after a 4-0"

[strong crescent]

is for blizzard to release stats on owl matches

[slim summit]

wow what an accomplishment

[warm quartz]

Its shang fucking hai

[strong crescent]

like literally all I want

is match stats

is that too much to ask

[tawny sigil]

all access pass might be for you

only 10$ a month

[warm quartz]

I has it because moira skin

[fading wasp]

Is King's Row in the rotation this stage?

[tawny sigil]

dont think so

[strong crescent]

does the all access pass actually give you access to match stats

[fading wasp]

RIP Geguri. That's the best Zarya map, arguably.

[strong crescent]

all I thought was that it gave you some in-game content and other misc. stuff

[tawny sigil]

no idea i didn'T check it

[fading wasp]

Go to twitch and use command center. It's got the stats on the screen for the teams

[paper crag]

so i guess the right way to play hanzo is spam?

[fading wasp]

9 elims for Valiant, 3 for SHD so far

[paper crag]

literally shoot as fast as you can while fully charging

and hope someone gets hit

[fading wasp]

Yeah, Hanzo is a pretty spammy hero

Half the time when I play him I accidentally kill people while aiming for other people

[warm quartz]

Those green dragons

[onyx shore]

where's the dragonstrike sound

WTF

[warm quartz]

They looked awesome

[paper crag]

but green dragons are genji's dragons

triggered

[warm quartz]

Mint dragons

[fading wasp]

I've never seen Reaper in OWL before

[paper crag]

mint dragons

breathing mint

[strong crescent]

that sounds like a new gatorade flavore

[paper crag]

peppemint spearmint wintergreen

[strong crescent]

"mint dragon"

[paper crag]

so refreshing

[warm quartz]

THE BREATH MINT DRAGONS...probably better than the shanghai dragons

[paper crag]

loll

[brisk roost]

Ooh some Soldier 24 gameplay ❤

[fading wasp]

ooh

shanghai doing alright

[brisk roost]

Damn Ado yo

[strong crescent]

geguri way too into it

[paper crag]

i can't believe it took this long for reaper to be able to end his spectre mode at will though

[fading wasp]

^

[strong crescent]

yeah

[warm quartz]

Geguri is also probably shorter than the rest of them

[paper crag]

i always assumed he could because i didn't really play reaper much

[warm quartz]

SEE TRACERS PUMP N DUMP YOUR BOMBS

[strong crescent]

this is the kind of play SHD need to get consistent at

they're actually doing pretty well

[paper crag]

lol look at that geguri snaps

[warm quartz]

Wait whoa geguri looks so jittery

Wtf

[onyx shore]

freefeel kills agilities

[fading wasp]

That sens is super high

[brisk roost]

6 ULTS

[paper crag]

12000 edpi

[cosmic gyro]

nah guys

[fading wasp]

12000???

[tawny sigil]

well thats why she was called out for aimbotting

[warm quartz]

Fuck me geguri, wtf is that sens

[fading wasp]

damn

[paper crag]

wait it could be 15000

[cosmic gyro]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/352294183404306433/432002538536173568/Inkeddownload_LI.jpg

[paper crag]

not sure

[cosmic gyro]

guys come on this pic dont lie

[fading wasp]

I only play at 3,400

[paper crag]

i used to play at 13200, but geguri was higher than me

so it might actually be 15000

[strong crescent]

aaaand now shd is getting pushed into hard

[brisk roost]

DAT STICK!!

[strong crescent]

well it was nice while it lasted

[warm quartz]

Whoa zen

[paper crag]

0 0 0 0 on SHD side

...

i mean, they haven't played their attack on map 4

but still

[warm quartz]

Sounds normal

[brisk roost]

0 0 0 0 OOF

[paper crag]

fearless looks pissed

[brisk roost]

Who wouldn't lol

[paper crag]

lol

[balmy wolf]

i feel bad for the dragons :(

[brisk roost]

Not even getting a point would get me real tilted

Despite being a friendly game

[onyx shore]

casters : let's just make jokes so we dont have to shit on SHD

[paper crag]

i hope SHD's koreans don't go into full effect mode though

like "we have to carry this shit by ourselves guys"

[fading wasp]

SHANGHAI, TAKE MY ENERGY

lol

[paper crag]

unless they can channel angry effect

[onyx shore]

LOL

[paper crag]

angry effect x3 could be scary

[warm quartz]

TAKE MY ENERGY

Take my energy is my new meme

[paper crag]

huh geguri orisa?

[balmy wolf]

lol pirate ship

[paper crag]

and fearless hog?

and pirate ship has been stopped already

lol

[onyx shore]

geguri with the clam slam

[brisk roost]

RIP DAEMIN XD!

[strong crescent]

geguri orisa is alright

[paper crag]

i'm not saying it's bad, it's just unexpected

[strong crescent]

the thing is that you can put geguri on most heroes and she'll be good

[paper crag]

is this gonna be the push

[onyx shore]

freefeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelll

[paper crag]

lol

[strong crescent]

lol poor widow

[tawny sigil]

wtf freekill got 3 kills up there

[grizzled trout]

"Omg zen killing ppl"over reactions again

[brisk roost]

Lel

[onyx shore]

FREEFEEL ultra instinct

[paper crag]

flanking zen is actually perfect because he has no footsteps

👌

[warm quartz]

JJONAK 2.0

[balmy wolf]

lul

[pearl cedar]

freefeel with the 3K

holy shit

[brisk roost]

I k r

[strong crescent]

welp i managed to get banned from owl chat for 20 minutes

[brisk roost]

Jjonak 2.0

[paper crag]

real talk though, is zen actually completely silent when he moves?

[brisk roost]

That's an exaggeration

[paper crag]

or does he have some other sound

[warm quartz]

Naisu

Silent iirc

[paper crag]

lol nice

you can't have jjonak 2.0

jjonak IS 2.0

[strong crescent]

then again zen is usually around other heroes with footstep sounds

so

[paper crag]

and he'll be 3.0 when everyone becomes 1.9

[strong crescent]

although zen being a stealth hero is pretty cool

[brisk roost]

Lmfao

[paper crag]

kayguri?

[tawny sigil]

her aim doesnt move it freaking snaps

[strong crescent]

and geguri with the bad switch

wasn't going to prevent them from getting 4-0'd but still bad

[paper crag]

ugh this is only match 2 too

[strong crescent]

well match 3 is certainly gonna be interesting

[brisk roost]

SOOOOON KILLING IT

[paper crag]

so far the 3rd matches haven't been that interesting to me

but tomorrow's match 3...

[brisk roost]

4-0

Damn

[paper crag]

oh wait but the matches start earlier tomorrow

[rain pewter]

0 0 0 1

[humble moth]

yuh

[rain pewter]

woooow

[brisk roost]

So one sided smh

[strong crescent]

i think all of the match 3's have been interesting so far

[tawny sigil]

even LA valiant is like... yeah whatever we won big deal

[paper crag]

0 0 0 1 ? is SHD sending us a code in binary

[strong crescent]

tomorrow

[paper crag]

quick! everyone go find out SHD's map scores in every match

they're sending us a message

[strong crescent]

tomorrow's match 3 is gonna be interesting though

[slim summit]

beating SHD isn't really winning

[onyx shore]

custa looks so happy

[paper crag]

MUUUUUUURPH

[slim summit]

it's just sad at this point

[warm quartz]

I want to meet geguri lol. She seems so sweet

[strong crescent]

new york vs london

[onyx shore]

"finally,a real team"

[paper crag]

GET MY BINARY MESSAGE MUUUURPH

[brisk roost]

YO IS THAT GUY A BOT?

[vagrant fossil]

wtf

[warm quartz]

THAT GUY

I LOVE THAT GUY

[brisk roost]

LOOOOOL

POKE HIS EYES OUT

[paper crag]

omg R8 you can't call omnics bots anymore

[brisk roost]

LMAO

[paper crag]

that's racist

[warm quartz]

Seriously tho, geguri seems so sweet

[brisk roost]

I am indeed

[warm quartz]

I wanna hug her

[grizzled trout]

Time to see my team lose to shock :(((

[brisk roost]

More racist than EQO ever did XD

[humble moth]

she apparently isnt good enough to stop SHD from getting steam rolled

[brisk roost]

Jk

[warm quartz]

She's a badass i want to hug

[paper crag]

lol custa

[grizzled trout]

I feel defeat coming some how

[paper crag]

Custa: "so this is what winning feels like"

[summer tangle]

I feel myself

At night

[warm quartz]

VIVID

[paper crag]

"it wasn't me after all!"

[summer tangle]

Wight

[warm quartz]

FUCKIN SAVAGE

[brisk roost]

Eh

[summer tangle]

[paper crag]

dude seriously

kariv looks like a seemingly nice guy who is actually an asshole if you get to know him

[summer tangle]

Platinum and plateau both start with plat
Coincidence?

[strong crescent]

no

definitely not

[warm quartz]

Space is still a cute bean i want to hug

[strong crescent]

yeah if I had to meet one player

it would be geguri

[paper crag]

grandmaster and grandmother both start with grandm
coincidence?

[warm quartz]

Same

[strong crescent]

she just seems so sweet

[warm quartz]

I just wanna hug her

[slim summit]

i want to meet xQc because he is the best player in the league

[paper crag]

"in the league" LUL

[strong crescent]

haha xqc jokes are funny

[grizzled trout]

I want to meet mickie

[summer tangle]

He's not even in the league

[grizzled trout]

Or zunba

[summer tangle]

Woah kinky

[warm quartz]

Geguri, soe, and muma are on my list of wanting to meet

[paper crag]

valiant custa lol

[summer tangle]

You want to meat mickie

[grizzled trout]

Haha u know what I meant

[paper crag]

if i could learn from one player, it'd be zunba

[summer tangle]

I want to meet Félix 'xQc' Lengyel

[balmy wolf]

id want to meet jjonka

[warm quartz]

Muma's a cute gay meme, Geguri's a sweetheart, and soe's a badass

[paper crag]

oh yeah him too

shit

[slim summit]

jonka

[paper crag]

jjonak for me too

then zunba

[balmy wolf]

hes my model

[brisk roost]

I'd like to meet the whole Houston team

[warm quartz]

TAKE THAT UBER

[brisk roost]

And maybe the dudes from Shock who has the same age as me

[strong crescent]

I'd like to meet like anyone on dallas fuel

[brisk roost]

Like that alien and the minecraft kid

[balmy wolf]

id want to meet the whole nyxl team
they seem pretty cool

[paper crag]

geguri gets ju juice

[grizzled trout]

I'd like meet everyone on Seoul except xepher lul

[paper crag]

wow... the sour patch segment really took a hit in their budget huh

[summer tangle]

I want to meet Pongphop 'Mickie' Rattanasangchod

[warm quartz]

Stop playing with your food asshole

[summer tangle]

that's a long ass name

[grizzled trout]

Mickie is so nice

[warm quartz]

I wouldnt mind meeting any players tbh

[strong crescent]

i'd want to meet nyxl

[warm quartz]

YES

I WANNA MEET FLOW3R WHEN HE HITS THE LEAGUE

[strong crescent]

if only to tell them that i have their backs

[paper crag]

sbb seems like a genuinely good guy

[brisk roost]

Yeah meeting the whole OWL players would be awesome

[warm quartz]

Come to saint louis missouri. Please. We dont get shit

[strong crescent]

ok in your honest opinions

who's the best player in the league

[brisk roost]

Depends

[strong crescent]

fine

[grizzled trout]

Have y'all seen that video of ryujehong crying because of esca not joining

[strong crescent]

at each role

[warm quartz]

Jjonak, pine, and tank idk

[paper crag]

back in the apex days, SBB lost a semifinals match, and the opponent player danced in front of him out of joy

[brisk roost]

For a Zen support its def Jjonak followed by Jehong

[paper crag]

and SBB DANCED WITH HIM

[brisk roost]

For Tracer def SBB

[paper crag]

and then showed disappointment only after the opponent team left

[strong crescent]

jjonak is just insane

[paper crag]

what a guy

what a fucking guy

[brisk roost]

For Cree I wanna say Pine tbh

[paper crag]

I used to be an adventurer like you....

until i took an orb to the knee

[grizzled trout]

guess not

ha

[brisk roost]

Woah Valiant currently higher than NYXL right now

[paper crag]

i don't think nyxl will 4-0 london

[warm quartz]

BACK TO BACK 4-0s. So impressive, you went against shd

[paper crag]

so val will stay #1 this week i think

[balmy wolf]

Valiant got lucky, they went against seoul the weakest team

easy 4-0

[paper crag]

NYXL is still #1 in the league by 14 maps over the second place though lol

16

[warm quartz]

I still want a geguri interview

[grizzled trout]

Seoul can look like one of the weakest teams at times

[humble moth]

@R8 Promethean#1784 NYX has only played one game lol

[warm quartz]

LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL OVEREXTENSION

[brisk roost]

@humble moth You don't think I know that lol

[paper crag]

LAV literally has as much map score as the difference between NYXL and Spitfire lol

[strong crescent]

what are the current standings

[summer tangle]

LAV 1ST

Jk

They're 7th

[paper crag]

NYXL 50

London 34

Seoul 14

Houston 18

Boston 10

Philly 7

[balmy wolf]

LAV is first for stage 3

[paper crag]

LAV 16

[summer tangle]

it's funny how Boston went from one of the worst teams to one of the beat

Best

[paper crag]

but LAV is first for stage 3 week 1

[summer tangle]

And Dallas did the opposite

[paper crag]

i think they'll stay #1 for this week

[warm quartz]

Geguri's adorable thank you bows. I WANNA SQUISH HER

[summer tangle]

what happened to Dallas why are they so bad now

[paper crag]

now?

[summer tangle]

they used to be good

[raven badger]

like when?

DAllas has sucked the whole OWL

[summer tangle]

start of owl

[raven badger]

uh no lol

stage 1 they sucked

[paper crag]

so to borrow Effect's words

[summer tangle]

1st in the inaugaral

[warm quartz]

They still suck sweetie

[raven badger]

and they placed 2nd to last stage 1

[summer tangle]

yeah no shit

[strong crescent]

has seoul even played a game yet

[summer tangle]

@warm quartz

[paper crag]

"We (Dallas) thought we were good because we kinda went toe-to-toe against Seoul. Little did we know, it was actually that Seoul sucked."

[warm quartz]

I know and dallas still sucks

[brisk roost]

100% Kyky's fault

[summer tangle]

what happened between inaugural and stage 1

[paper crag]

that's basically what Effect said on his stream

they weren't even that good during stage 1 though

[summer tangle]

lol

I know

[paper crag]

you mean the preseason?

[summer tangle]

In stage 1 and 2 how did valiant do?

no

[idle beacon]

SHD should just quit OWL

[paper crag]

valiant did okay ish i think

[raven badger]

https://overwatchleague.com/en-us/standings/season/1/stage/1

[paper crag]

i heard they were pretty inconsistent though

[summer tangle]

Winston go back to sleep

[paper crag]

but i didn't watch that many LAV games

[balmy wolf]

The only impressive thing Dallas did was 3-0 shock in s1

[summer tangle]

Has shanghai ever won a match?

[balmy wolf]

no

[raven badger]

no

[summer tangle]

wow

[warm quartz]

No

[raven badger]

they're still 0-22 but 9-80-1 in maps

[balmy wolf]

I kept telling everyone geguri wouldn't help them

she's considered T2 at best

[raven badger]

Shanghai lacks teamwork

[tawny sigil]

haven't had sour patch kids in a long time...

[raven badger]

if you watch them play

they look so uncoordinated

compared to the better teams

[humble moth]

why haven't they benched malik yet

[summer tangle]

lol

[balmy wolf]

Because he's black

diversity

TriHard 7

[humble moth]

yeah :/

[balmy wolf]

Now we just need more latinos

doesn't matter if they're entertaining

need some diversity bois

[summer tangle]

there's no good Latino or south American ow players

[warm quartz]

Nerf sym sign

[balmy wolf]

Hydration?

[summer tangle]

at least in Cs theres good Brazilian players

[humble moth]

hydration is iranian

[summer tangle]

Lil

[balmy wolf]

he's brazilian

[summer tangle]

Hydration comes from a desert

ironic

[warm quartz]

Now we're in a sombra meta

[raven badger]

iRemix's name sounds latino but he got benched for fissure lol

[humble moth]

just cause hes brown you think hes mexican. thats racist

[balmy wolf]

iNomy

[summer tangle]

He might be filipino

[balmy wolf]

is mexican i think

[summer tangle]

because they have Spanish surnames a lot

[humble moth]

hydration martinez

[summer tangle]

my Filipino friends last name is Spanish

Mojica

we call him mojigglies

[humble moth]

i would stop being your friend over that

[summer tangle]

lol

[warm quartz]

"Make jeff a hero"

[paper crag]

oh snap architect playing tonight?

[summer tangle]

We also call my Chinese friend cat kidnapper

[warm quartz]

He buffs off meta heroes and nerfs meta heroes

[humble moth]

lol

[summer tangle]

And they call me McDonalds lord

[paper crag]

i can't believe there are still players who don't have their legit uniforms though

[summer tangle]

because I'm fat

[paper crag]

can't they just get those shirts embroidered overnight? because an embroidery shop in my neighborhood will definitely do that same day

[warm quartz]

PUT TORB IN SUPER SMASH BROS

PLEASE

That sign

[paper crag]

like not even one shirt, but pretty much everyone who's missing a legit shirt

[ruby pendant]

Overwatch is a 3d Super Smash

[balmy wolf]

Pine says he misses authentic asian food
I don't think california serves cats :/

[ruby pendant]

so no need

[warm quartz]

Nubrat woah

[paper crag]

i feel like fleta hype kinda died off without me noticing it at all

although i have been sleeping on seoul for the most part lol

[ruby pendant]

They going to blow them out

[balmy wolf]

Fleta is meta

[grizzled trout]

Announcers hurt fleta

[ruby pendant]

Dynasty going to take it

[grizzled trout]

Made ppl expect too much of him

[paper crag]

that was weak