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pearl stratus
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So if you get London, Munich, Barcelona, etc etc.

magic zinc
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They already try to push London to be at EU times (sometimes)

limpid estuary
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THen you can have Asia vs Asia in Asia at Asia times

fallow raven
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The times will change I future

pearl stratus
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You can do an entire Stage in the EU.

fallow raven
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When there are more games

pearl stratus
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If theres just one team the EU can eat shit and die.

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Because they'll never matter.

fallow raven
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More EU teams = EU focused broadcast in EU prime time

scarlet spear
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whut

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theres like no investment from german companies for this kind of stuff

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schalke probably being the only one

fallow raven
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That's what people say about Toronto

pearl stratus
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T-Mobile usually does some weird as shit investments in these things.

fallow raven
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It doesn't matter dude

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It will happen

scarlet spear
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t-mobile maybe

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but not deutsche telekom

magic zinc
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In the Netherlands we have a legit FIFA league with every pro-team, its pretty nice

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But I cant think of a Dutch company that'd buy into it

fallow raven
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If season 1 is profitable (which it already is on track to be) then companies will conform and follow

pearl stratus
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But regionally more EU areas need teams so that they can do an EU stage.

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Which means viewers can have an entire stage at their proper view times.

magic zinc
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I think EU orgs will only start buying in more when they're promised good view times

fallow raven
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EU is happening for sure and so is Asia, I've heard people say there will be up to 12 new teams next year

pearl stratus
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They won't get good view times if they're not in the org though.

fallow raven
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Bruh u don't get it 150k viewers is 150k doesn't matter where they're from right now

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Sponsors pay for viewers, not regional only viewers

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You can build a local fan base over time and obviously view times will improve

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Companies are smarter than that

magic zinc
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I'd rally behind lets say a German team but not if their matches are at like 4am my time

fallow raven
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R u not understanding

scarlet spear
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not really, that depends on the company their assets and in what range they want to work

fallow raven
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In future they won't be at 4am

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...

scarlet spear
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that remains to be a wet dream for europeans

magic zinc
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No assurances of that just yet

fallow raven
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Lmao

scarlet spear
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for now we're just shafted

limpid estuary
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It is a reasonable idea that

fallow raven
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I assure you

limpid estuary
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If they get more EU teams

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They will have games at EU time

fallow raven
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Insane logic

pearl stratus
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They want it to be a travelling show.

magic zinc
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They want to expand to stadiums all over the world in Season 2 but there is nothing in place yet officially

fallow raven
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Can't be possible

pearl stratus
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They're only staying in the US for the first season or two because logistically to do anything else would be just really stupid.

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It's abundantly clear they're still scrambling at what they're doing, to compound being a globe travelling system at the start as well would just be a failure magnet.

summer tangle
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overwatch esports is a mess tbh

limber pine
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eh

fallow raven
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It seems very out of reach to be regional

pearl stratus
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For its what.. four months? OWL is doing pretty well so far.

magic zinc
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I think if they'd really want to be global for Season 2 it would be announced by now(?)

fallow raven
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It's doing very well

pearl stratus
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IT was never season 2, btw.

fallow raven
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It's rivaling NHL viewership numbers

pearl stratus
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First two years was always US.

limber pine
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They've still got things to work out, but to say it's a "mess" is a bit overdramatic

pearl stratus
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Its why the initial contracts are 2 years.

scarlet spear
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we dont even know when season 2 will start

summer tangle
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I've been watching overwatch more

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than csgo

magic zinc
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Only talk we've heard about stadiums is Spitfire talking with Spurs about a partnership for their stadium

summer tangle
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recently

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because csgo is dying

magic zinc
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Really? I thought the contracts where just for 1 season

pearl stratus
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They're two year contracts.

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Flame mentioned it outright, so did Jake.

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When they were talking about a players union.

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No current players would be eligible for a union till 2020, basically.

magic zinc
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Oof

fallow raven
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The average NHL game in the US is approx. 250k viewers on television to put things into perspective..

pearl stratus
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I think two seasons is enough to hammer out enough bugs to worry about international stuff as a primary focus.

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Which is a logical timeline.

magic zinc
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I think OWL is doing pretty well in that perspective

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Its obviously not completely mainstream yet

pearl stratus
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Realistically yeah, they're live viewer numbers are pretty solid on Twitch alone. Then bloated further by TV broadcasts.

magic zinc
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Only way is up I reckon

pearl stratus
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There's a few bars in my area that broadcast games pretty regularly.

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Since MLG is on DirecTV.

fallow raven
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That doesn't count the 15k in attendance but 100k is enough to attract large sponsorships

pearl stratus
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And most bars have DirecTV.

fallow raven
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Which is what matters

pearl stratus
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Plus unique live viewers is also boosted by the vod views.

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Which they still count unique viewers on.

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Because of timezone stuff.

fallow raven
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Advertisers pay for the total number

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So yeah

pearl stratus
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So you may only get 100-150k live, then another few hundred thousand in just vod views.

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Hell China alone is probably half a million vod views, easily.

scarlet spear
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is china even getting OWL on twitch ?

fallow raven
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Oh I see what you're saying

scarlet spear
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their numbers on their streaming pages are really really skewed

magic zinc
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I think they have their own service?

scarlet spear
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they do

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which is why its fucked

magic zinc
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Yeah lol

scarlet spear
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they said they had 100 million viewers for last worlds on LoL

pearl stratus
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China has to watch from overwatchleague website.

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I don't think they were willing to sell copyright to Chinese streaming sites right off the bat.

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That'll probably change in S2.

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Also Twitch has exclusivity

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Which mucks it up a bit.

fallow raven
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LoL had more people watching the finals than the MLB world series on average, so, it's safe to say esport viewership is more than sustainable .. Asia is just ahead of NA in terms of it being mainstream

scarlet spear
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yeah

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but you dont get

fallow raven
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NA is soon to follow

scarlet spear
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100 million viewers

fallow raven
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And we're already seeing that nowb

scarlet spear
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the chinese streaming sites are known to be inflated

pearl stratus
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Yeah, they do some weird shit.

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But I don't forsee Blizzard turning down giving streaming rights to some of them for the right amount of money.

fallow raven
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Investors are aware of that inflation though just as much as we are

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They know how many of those are real views to advertise to

scarlet spear
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i know, was just about those fucked up numbers they come up with

fallow raven
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Yeah it is fucky

scarlet spear
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i mean

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worlds numbers woudl have almost 1/10th of china watching

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league is popular sure, but thats just plain out a lie

fallow raven
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Yep lol

magic zinc
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No Blizzard World today it seems?

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I mean I cant say I mind

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But it is odd

fallow raven
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Maybe they're trying to get the updated map in?

magic zinc
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Nope its confirmed they're on the old one

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Which is why I dread seeing it

torpid charm
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I hate Blizzard World

fallow raven
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Yuck

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I like it because most of my enemies don't take advantage of second spawn

magic zinc
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We can have Anubis, Blizzard World and Junkertown in the same set NotLikeSoldier

fallow raven
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And I tell my team how OP it is

torpid charm
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that 3rd point on Blizzard World is what really pisses me off

fallow raven
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I like to think I am a blizzworld specialist

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Everyone else hates it

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So if you just pretend you love it

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Easy wins

scarlet spear
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i actually look forward to seeing blizzard world zaryalol just because of the shit show its going to be

torpid charm
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they should play Symm on that map

solid spear
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Nah

pearl stratus
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It's going to be interesting.

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If you get Anubis, Blizzworld and Junkertown.

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And you're playing Houston.

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You've legitimately got to be worried.

scarlet spear
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blizzworld remains to be seen imo, but anubis junkertown they could be strong again

pearl stratus
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Blizzworld is a solid Junkrat map though, in almost all situations.

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Which is more what I'm inferring.

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Stage 3 has a LOT of good Junkrat maps.

pearl stratus
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All Access Pass for OWL. Interesting.

scarlet spear
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damn

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thats some

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serious shit you get

pearl stratus
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Yeah.

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I was expecting it to be some BS rip off.

scarlet spear
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tfw EU so it doesnt even matter for me

pearl stratus
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But thats actually really nice.

scarlet spear
pearl stratus
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This is the big one, imo

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Exclusive Command Center Livestream(Free until May)

Overhead Map
Alternate camera angles
Live stats
Facecams

scarlet spear
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yeah

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thats so sick

pearl stratus
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I might grab it for $20.

scarlet spear
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you can just watch mickies beautiful face the whole game KappaPride

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its only 20$ if you have twitch prime tho

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but who doesnt nowadays

pearl stratus
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Yeah $30 without

scarlet spear
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also apparently says its valid till the start of next season worded with "Until the 2019 season" so i guess season 2 will probably have the same timings as season 1

pearl stratus
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Nanzer mentioned S2 would start first quarter of 2019

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So it'll be similar, pretty much

scarlet spear
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hmm only 19€ after VAT

pearl stratus
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My big question is if its going to stay at this price for next season, or increase

scarlet spear
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pretty good tbh

pearl stratus
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I could see it increasing because we're only getting half of Season 1 realistically.

scarlet spear
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probably depends on the feedback they get from it

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time to check out the command center shit later tonight

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thats so cool tho

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i wish they would include the option to watch certain players

pearl stratus
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I think it was something they said they were still working on.

scarlet spear
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gonna be interesting watch tonigh

pearl stratus
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lmao so many people "THIS SHOULD ALL BE FREE"

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Fucking poor people, ruin everything.

magic zinc
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Interviews after matches, oh?

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Nice

pearl stratus
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I'm interested in the alternate camera angles though definitely. I wonder if its more just the spectator cams or what.

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But hey, that parts free till May.

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The Match Analysis could be really cool too depending on who does it.

scarlet spear
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people already begging for the access in chat zaryalol

hidden vault
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I wish you could see the perspective of all cameras

limber pine
pearl stratus
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I want to punch Soon in the face now.

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For spelling it boyz.

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Apparently France is stuck in 1998 with dial up AOL internet.

scarlet spear
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KSF is GWtogaPagChomp

torpid charm
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ugly ass green and yellow

scarlet spear
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who could the 4th support be tho

torpid charm
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ME

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sike nah I'm a tank girl

pearl stratus
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KSF is the first american player actually picked up during this, right?

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Oh wait no.

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FCTFCTN

scarlet spear
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i think so

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oh

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yeah

limber pine
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ends in AKI i think

scarlet spear
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hm

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wasnt there the guy that got kicked from LH?

pearl stratus
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Still, nice to see a non-Korean picked up lol

scarlet spear
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with a name like that?

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ah no

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yarg

limber pine
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time to scour the contenders sight

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err

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*site

pearl stratus
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Could be ARI too

limber pine
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looks more K-ish to me

scarlet spear
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yeh i think K too

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the R looks different on the banner

limber pine
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unless it's a giant jebait

pearl stratus
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Well it doesn't fit anyone in KR or US.

scarlet spear
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Yaki

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MVP space

pearl stratus
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Last letter could also be a Y, just realized.

scarlet spear
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altho the name looks longer

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and yaki wasnt support was he?

pearl stratus
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There's also a white spot underneath the 3rd ?

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Indicating more than four letters.

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C'mon gumshoe.

scarlet spear
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nah tracer pharah

pearl stratus
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Step up your game.

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Noukky from Spitfire Contenders?

hidden vault
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when is the signing cut off date?

pearl stratus
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She's a coach so no 😛

limber pine
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Izayaki

pearl stratus
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Formerly known as though. Why put the old name.

limber pine
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

scarlet spear
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would make sense then

pearl stratus
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Not saying its wrong.

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But just weird.

limber pine
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maybe LAV is using the name to jebait us

scarlet spear
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maybe he renamed

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and didnt like the new name

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so he went back ?

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or its just a jebait

pearl stratus
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I think personally they're still a little too stuck in the second team mindset.

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I don't think having 4:4:4 on a roster is necessarily ideal.

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Best for internal scrimming though.

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So hard call.

scarlet spear
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yeah

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slashers tweet makes sense here tho

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at least

limber pine
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MORE FUN STUFF

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Rascal still in Korea

scarlet spear
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pls no rascal, dont make aKm play genji again

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cocco on tankrole and seagull back on genji would be a wet dream for tonight, but i'm guessing i will be disappointed

limber pine
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at this point

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i wouldn't be surprised by anything dallas did tonight

scarlet spear
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mickie MT seagull OT and let cocco whip out his genji

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i'm fine with that

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yeah same

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also KSF is actually getting paid now GWtogaPagChomp

pearl stratus
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Rascal just doesn't come back.

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"Fuck Fuel, fuck their lazy culture. I'm living in Korea now."

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Effect moves back to Korea. Lives with Rascal. Cosplays with his girlfriend.

torpid charm
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aKm = best Genji

vestal mortar
limber pine
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maybe passholder-only chat won't be as meme-y

balmy wolf
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multipass lol

dusk garden
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its free until may 15th

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boi

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its gonna be meme-y af until its only available to paid members

pearl stratus
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The command center is free until the 15th.

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Not the other stuff.

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The peasants chat will be the only meme place.

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Twitch Section 8 Chat.

dusk garden
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well

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the AMAs are free too

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and the behind the scenes

scarlet spear
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why is only the NTED part underlined on that twitter picture

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triggered D:

limber pine
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it's an ARG

pearl stratus
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As long as I don't have to integrate with the peasants its okay that those things are free.

dusk garden
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oh god not another ARG

magic zinc
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Taimou is out as well, no?

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GL HF Fuel

pearl stratus
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Was Taimou ever really in?

dusk garden
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I'm happy we'll finally be able to see player POVs

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and stats

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stats are the best

magic zinc
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Fucking love stats

dusk garden
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As long as it's still 30 bucks next season I'll pay for it

magic zinc
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Can't wait for completely pointless sheit stats

pearl stratus
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It'll probably be higher next season.

dusk garden
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fuck

pearl stratus
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Best to prep for that.

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You're only buying half a season right now

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Is the best way to think about it.

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I doubt it'll go up much though.

magic zinc
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"xQc still has the more map wins than Coco despite not having played since Stage 2"

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That'd be a proper stat

dusk garden
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I'm not buying if its more than 50 bucks

pearl stratus
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It might not go up at all, just my conjecture on how businesses tend to run.

solar trout
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The command center, spray, and skins are cool, but the price is kinda dumb due to it only being for half a season. If this is the discounted price then I really have an issue with it

limber pine
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maybe 30 is the discounted price

dusk garden
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i hope not

limber pine
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2 + 2 = 4

pearl stratus
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Even if it bumps up to 50 thats still decent enough compared to most sports packages.

dusk garden
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^

pearl stratus
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And by giving away the command center for free till May, you're fucked if you don't get it.

dusk garden
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for example the NHL one is 300 per season lol

pearl stratus
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Because you'll get so used to the rest of this season with it.

solar trout
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I'd love access to the live stats and player POVs, but $30 is a high price for it. I certainly wouldn't buy it if it was even higher

pearl stratus
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That when you lose it, you'll be broken.

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Once command center is gone for free you'll have that view

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Then you'll have like.

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Welfare Watch.

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Without it.

dusk garden
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Man, people these days expect everything to be $5 or less

pearl stratus
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Nah, I get it.

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It's a priority pay thing.

solar trout
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This is why I've never been a sports fan lol

pearl stratus
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It's why them giving it away for free is super smart.

dusk garden
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Yeah

pearl stratus
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Because you're creating your clientele for free, then basically saying "You don't need this. But now live without it."

dusk garden
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basically

pearl stratus
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Plus even if its 50, it'd be 40 with Prime, assuming they do the $10 discount still.

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But its all conjecture till Season 2.

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So who cares!

solar trout
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But also free until may 15th is also through all of stage 3

limber pine
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i care

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deeply

dusk garden
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As long as its not 300$ like all the other sports packages next season I might buy it

solar trout
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So for $30 you are only getting it for stage 4, playoffs, and all star weekend

pearl stratus
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Depends how good it is, honestly.

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Having the top down views and PoV is pretty huge to a viewer experience.

solar trout
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Ikr

dusk garden
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yeah

solar trout
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It sounds really good

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But the price bogs me down

pearl stratus
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And $20 (since Twitch) is really a matter of breakdown.

dusk garden
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well at least its not 30$/month

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which i thought it was

pearl stratus
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So I mean break it down like this:

dusk garden
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when i first read the article

pearl stratus
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How many of the games do you watch? I watch all of them, personally. Or at least have them playing.

dusk garden
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all

solar trout
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I watch most of them

dusk garden
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except for the weeknight 11pm ones

pearl stratus
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So Stage 4 - on rough estimate is 4 hours per night (roughly), 4 days a week.

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So 16 hours per week, 5 weeks of the stage.

limber pine
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6

pearl stratus
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I'm doing low end, just in case of blow outs.

dusk garden
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6 hours per day

scarlet spear
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i'd buy it and i watch 1- 1/2 matches per day at the max

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if it has PoV that is

pearl stratus
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16x5 is 90 hours for Stage 4 alone, no play offs. If we bump it to 6 its 6x4, x5 weeks, 120 hours.

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At 4 hours per night $20 is about what.. 40 cents per hour of entertainment price?

solar trout
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Another question is tho, this package gives live stats...but what about stats that aren't live? If you don't pay how outdated will the website's stats be (Once they make them public)? A week? A month? A season? Never released publicly at all?

pearl stratus
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Not counting Playoffs, etc.

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At 120 hours you're looking at even less.

limber pine
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@solar trout that's probably a "wait for tonight and see" thing

solar trout
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I've been wanting the stats for weeks heh

pearl stratus
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Actually I'm shit at math.

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At 90 hours you're looking at the All Access Pass costing you .22$/hr. (.33$/hour without Prime)

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At 120 hours (6 hours per night average) its .17$/hour (.25$/hour without Prime)

dusk garden
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wait

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prime has discounts?

solar trout
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So at this point I am not buying the pass until at least stage 4, and I may not repurchase for season 2 depending on the price.
I am most likely going to purchase it for this season though because I want the skins, spray, etc

pearl stratus
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Yeah if you have Twitch prime it's $20, not $30.

dusk garden
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man all the prime people get alot of free shit

balmy wolf
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Yo ok this looks like a big sellout thing happen Bing

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Since they realized that they aren't going to get 50mil bita

pearl stratus
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Welcome to Amazon Prime 😛 There's a reason its in over 60% of Households even at the lower median income levels.

dusk garden
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The 2 day free shipping is shit tho lol

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they hire uber drivers

solar trout
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I feel like using a family member's amazon prime for twitch benefits since they don't use twitch, but I may subscribe myself

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I still haven't convinced myself I need twitch/amazon prime

pearl stratus
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I'd definitely use someone elses Prime if they don't use twitch.

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It's free.

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Hell just sharing primes is free.

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People tend to forget you can put like.. 4-5 unique Users on Amazon Prime.

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With separate payment methods and shit

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I have 3 coworkers on my Amazon Prime, lol

dusk garden
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well shit

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too bad i dont have coworkers and none of my family gives a shit about amazon

pearl stratus
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Yeah once a year they throw me $20 when I have to repay it. It's just easier.

dusk garden
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So this command center thing, is it on twitch or will it be on the website only?

scarlet spear
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twitch only i imagine

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since you buy it on twitch

dusk garden
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I'm seeing a similarity between All-Access Pass and BlizzCon virtual ticket

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apart from the all access is many months and blizzcon is a couple of days

limber pine
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i don't buy the virtual ticket

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granted, I've been to Blizzcon the past two years

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but I wouldn't have bought it anyway

scarlet spear
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virtual ticket is pretty useless if you dont want the goodies imo

limber pine
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yup

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and I only play HotS and OW at this point

dusk garden
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oh and btw we dont have a all western team anymore

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houston and florida both have korean players

tight vault
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hey is the league on today

dusk garden
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yes

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7PM EST tonight

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Fuel v Dallas up first

tight vault
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um

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fuel vs dallas

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do you mean shanghai vs dallas

pallid cargo
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if they play unkoe tonight they're gonna be playing themselves

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effect is also really shaken

fallow raven
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7pm est right

pallid cargo
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I believe so

limber pine
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yes

gusty cipher
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at this point fuel vs dallas is a valid matchup

indigo barn
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Always gotta love a good dallas vs fuel game

pearl stratus
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AKM Genji again.

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Since Rascal is still in Korea.

indigo barn
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Kill me now

tight vault
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we want jake on tracer

pearl stratus
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Rascal is poisoning family members now

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To keep him in Korea longer.

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So he doesn't have to go back to Dallas.

indigo barn
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Jakes tracer isn’t 100% trash anymore ok

tight vault
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we want jake on bastion

pearl stratus
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Stage 3 is also basically 80% Junkrat maps.

indigo barn
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Oh right hell yeah

tight vault
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what are stage 3 maps

indigo barn
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Blizzard world baby

tight vault
indigo barn
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Profits and Liberos junkrat s are better than Jakes tho

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But it’s jake who gets the memez

pearl stratus
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Yes and no. It's interesting.

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In terms of just direct kills sometimes? Yeah.

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But Jakes Junkrat is more disruptive.

indigo barn
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Just like his tracer

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🤔

pearl stratus
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Well like his Tracer but played well.

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Seoul talked about it back at the start of OWL.

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He messes up with their flow of the game, because he covers so much space and separates the teams a lot.

indigo barn
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So Jake is not the man to get the kills

pearl stratus
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So for a mechanical team that plays really cohesively it fucks with them a bunch

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I don't think he's ever been

indigo barn
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Yeah no

pearl stratus
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His job is more to destabilize the other team so Linkzr can get kills without pressure.

indigo barn
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Jake plays his own version of dos

tight vault
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when jake picks junkrat were fucked

indigo barn
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When muma picks symmetra ur fucked

tight vault
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has sym been played yet

indigo barn
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Yes..... in spawn

tight vault
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seoul dynasty to go only the best characters

indigo barn
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The real question is, has TORB been played yet????

tight vault
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yes

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i've seen it with my own eyes

indigo barn
#

We’ve seen some doomfist from effect, fleta, and of course hydration

tight vault
#

every character but sym has been played

indigo barn
#

Because symmetra is too strong

tight vault
#

and bridgette

indigo barn
#

She disrupts the balance of the force

#

Bro Bridgette in total mayhem what even

tight vault
#

bridgette in OWl 😛

indigo barn
#

Jake on Bridgette

balmy wolf
#

Doom fist can still body her in mayhem

tight vault
#

Jake on torb

indigo barn
#

Unless she body’s you first

solar trout
#

So now we have 57 SKoreans, 19 Americans, 10 Swedes in OWL

#

So many SKoreans

scarlet spear
#

wait for North korean dominance to start

indigo barn
#

Dva only

tight vault
#

we need meh russian mates to coem in

dusk garden
#

how many people from the mythical land of canada?

tight vault
#

-1

indigo barn
#

*-2

tight vault
#

o

indigo barn
#

For real tho we got agilities, surefour, and xqc rest his soul

#

Joe meister as well

solar trout
#

6 canadians

#

2 russians

oak schooner
#

i think bischu was living in canada too not sure if he counts

solar trout
#

He's listed as SKorean

tight vault
#

when do we get North Koreans in the OWL

solar trout
#

The Custa-uNKOE trade seems weird to me

scarlet spear
#

it seems weird to everyone, fuel players included

#

but we'll see if OGE can be their saviour to pick up coms like they said

#

maybe it'll work out then

ember jewel
#

Fuel is so dumb smh

#

Trading Custa was a stupid idea

tight vault
#

jake to go to shanghai dragons

ember jewel
#

And hiring OGE is another stupid idea

#

So many good frontlines on Contenders

scarlet spear
#

we'll see how he turns out, but yeah there were better names available when they signed him imo

#

maybe he was actually amazing in scrims

#

who knows

solar trout
#

Custa came across as kindof arrogant to me before, but he still also seemed to hold the team together. Fuel looked strong vs NYXL. I'd hate to see unkoe and oge mess it up.

ember jewel
#

There are at least 3 main tanks better than OGE on Contenders NA alone

solar trout
#

I wanna see more seagull/mickie

#

At least OGE won't able to play today

#

Wasn't it unkoe who just randomly started dominating with widow instead of playing support? Or was that the other LAV support?

limber pine
#

kariv

solar trout
#

Ah

pearl stratus
#

That was Kariv cause he was told to play DPS when they benched three dps.

limber pine
#

^

solar trout
#

Maybe unkoe can play zen and stay alive unlike chips

#

Even tho he is known for ana

pearl stratus
#

Chips was basically left alone like a ginger kid.

#

Teen moms have more support than Chips ever got from his team.

solar trout
#

Chips has never stood out as an amazing zen tho, unlike shaz, bdosin, and most importantly jjonak

pearl stratus
#

I mean yeah but you just named three teams with an insane tank line.

solar trout
#

heh

pearl stratus
#

Almost as if the tank line can make space and protect supports. 😛

#

Also having Saebyolbe must be super comforting as a Zen, because that dude bounces all over the map to take people out.

solar trout
#

If you saw me here during the fuel vs nyxl game it was a rip chips every 30 seconds

scarlet spear
#

rip priority target vs the best team in the league atm?

#

not really a surprise tbh

pearl stratus
#

Rip really every Zen in the league against SBB.

scarlet spear
#

that too

pearl stratus
#

SBB's kill on Zen stats are always hilariously high.

scarlet spear
#

2hrs till OWL and cocco playing on the other team, guess no OWL for him again FeelsBadMan

#

other team on xQcs stream that is

solar trout
#

I'm bad enough in gold/plat, I just don't understand high level gameplay well enough. I enjoy watching it and every once in a while I can notice a mistake, but I have a lot to learn

molten skiff
#

@rapid grailEEEEEEE#2056 bischu has permanent residency in canada, but he's still korean citizen

limber pine
#

@oak schooner

solar trout
#

So quick question. The prize for first place in the playoffs is $1mil. Does that just get split evenly between the players? Does the coach get a bigger cut than the rest? Does it get shared depending on your role? Larger teams can get kinda screwed on the prize money it seems.

molten skiff
#

yeah umm him

#

lawl

#

not sure why i pinged a wrong person

limber pine
#

he's offline

scarlet spear
#

pinging is iffy on big servers if they are offline

#

better to use developer mode and get the ID

limber pine
#

@solar trout I think half goes to the players and half goes to the org

#

but I'm not 100% certain

solar trout
#

. . . what

scarlet spear
#

at least 50% goes to the team

solar trout
#

So $500k goes right back into OWL

scarlet spear
#

thats the OWL ruling

solar trout
#

wtf

scarlet spear
#

the org decides what to do with the other 50%

molten skiff
#

org as in the league

solar trout
#

or by org do you mean team owner

molten skiff
#

or the team

scarlet spear
#

team

#

not OWL

#

say NYXL wins it

#

their players get 50% split up between them

solar trout
#

mets get 50%

#

lols

scarlet spear
#

their organization then decides what to do with the other 50%

molten skiff
#

lol

scarlet spear
#

wether they give it all to players, split it with staff

#

who knows

#

keep it in their own pockets

molten skiff
#

they cant evenhire a first year rookie in MLB with 500k

balmy wolf
#

linkzr is way too good

#

i cant even beat jake/muma in ladder

solar trout
#

50% to players. Are coaches/managers players?

molten skiff
#

no they are front office

scarlet spear
#

no clue if they count there

#

wouldnt think so

solar trout
#

Cool

molten skiff
#

what's this twitch all-access

limber pine
#

it's all sorts of cool things

molten skiff
#

is it basically OWL observers saying "fuck you, if you cant be THANKFUL for what we do, do it yourself"

scarlet spear
#

we'll see

pearl stratus
#

It's something that poor people will cry about, and most people will think is fine.

scarlet spear
#

if they have PoV tho GWfroggyPoggers

solar trout
#

So $500k/~10 players is like $50k bonus per person, if split evenly.

pearl stratus
#

They do have PoV, they mentioned it in the official release.

scarlet spear
pearl stratus
#

@scarlet spear "To allow super fans to dive deeper into the league they love, the All-Access Pass grants access to the Overwatch League Command Center: a second-screen match-day livestream, featuring alternate in-game camera angles, backstage cameras, player POVs, and real-time stats. "

molten skiff
#

i dig the map thing and live stats

scarlet spear
#

yaeh those are cool aswell

#

but PoV

#

finally

molten skiff
#

that's gonna help amateur VOD reviewers on twitch

scarlet spear
#

i'm gonna be my own alchemister

#

and miss every play GWseremePeepoLife

pearl stratus
#

Literally just going to only watch SBB on NYXL when he's playing.

scarlet spear
#

yeah same

#

tbh

pearl stratus
#

Just to try and figure out how the fuck he tracers.

scarlet spear
#

JJonak pov is spicy aswell i imagine

solar trout
#

no jjonak

#

^

pearl stratus
#

I understand how Jjonak plays.

#

SBB's Tracer is not really like anyone elses.

solar trout
#

I wanna be a good zen

pearl stratus
#

Also lets be fair

#

Subscriber only twitch chat is huge.

#

Not that I even use Twitch chat.

north tendon
#

I thought they mentioned all access being free for everyone to try?

#

so its not?

scarlet spear
#

the command center is

#

so the new ways to watch

north tendon
#

awesome, thats what im excited most for

#

I wonder if we actually have full control?

pearl stratus
#

"Conversation with Unkoe - wanted to build back to a 12-man roster. Wanted to give Kariv starting time in flex support. Means Unkoe wouldn't have as much opportunity to play all the time - he asked to be traded so he would get more starting time, so we took the request seriously."

#

btw.

north tendon
#

like a real spectate

#

ok that makes sense

#

still a weird trade I feel

#

lets hope custa doesnt get summoned to in n out burgers lul

pearl stratus
#

Unkoe was probably getting the next summon there.

north tendon
#

😦

pearl stratus
#

Tl;dr of Valiants video:

#

We got rid of people who didn't fit the team culture we wanted anymore and were problematic and/or burnt out.

#

Unkoe being toxic af probably let them take that request super seriously and easy.

#

They even mentioned they tried to keep Unkoe and Soon together.

#

But no one wanted/needed both.

north tendon
#

strange, unkoe never striked me as toxic

pearl stratus
#

You're thinking of Verbo.

#

Unkoe is so toxic you don't even let him near children.

north tendon
#

ah wow

#

well I used to watch streams

#

and he was pretty chill in VC or just laughing

#

guess theres more

pearl stratus
#

Solo chill is always a lot easier than team environments for a lot of people

scarlet spear
#

hmmm

north tendon
#

true

#

tho in my case

#

they just dont hear it

pearl stratus
#

He does not do a good job in voicing his concern/crticism.

north tendon
#

lmao

scarlet spear
#

the only times i ever saw unkoe on comp games was when i watched sinatraa stack with him pre-OWL and he seemed pretty toxic to me personally

north tendon
#

actually it was with sin too for me

#

haha

pearl stratus
#

Bad Baguette.

tawny sigil
#

french people are very opiniated

north tendon
#

I think EU people have short temper

#

but not like NA is heaven

#

just different toxicity

tawny sigil
#

NA is more about talking behind people"s back

north tendon
#

ahaha

scarlet spear
#

really depends on the countires tbh

#

imo in competitive games, eastern european or french people tended to be toxic as fuck usually

#

spanish decently toxic

#

british/skandinavian were pretty chill most times

north tendon
#

my loudest rager was definitely french

tawny sigil
#

can imagine it

north tendon
#

my last toxic brit guy was being snidely toxic

pearl stratus
#

I feel like a toxic french player is weird. Why are you that mad you're losing.

#

Your country has a meme of that happening for the last 300 years.

#

This isn't 1640's France anymore.

#

Chill out.

north tendon
#

yeah I just wonder how some people are raised

#

large lack of empathy too in this game

idle beacon
#

GEGURI

#

GEGURI

#

GEGURI

ember jewel
#

I doubt we'll see any Zarya

#

So I'm not excited

idle beacon
#

unkoe leaving his best buddy soon

#

that's harsh

ember jewel
#

unkoe asked to leave

#

so nah, not harsh

idle beacon
#

oh he wanted to leave?

limber pine
idle beacon
#

who is daemin ?

scarlet spear
#

is that KR contenders daemin?

pearl stratus
#

Daemin is from old LW Blue.

#

He was pretty solid that I remember.

limber pine
#

yes

idle beacon
#

SHD will freakin ROLL this stage

limber pine
#

he's on SFS's academy team

pearl stratus
#

I think they'll get a few wins, I don't think they'll roll.

#

10 days isn't enough for cohesion.

scarlet spear
#

he was on kongdoo uncia, not LW tho

#

at least according to liquipedia

pearl stratus
#

I thought he was on LW way back in the day.

scarlet spear
#

could be a good pickup tho

#
2017-01-13 – 2017-04-07ROX Orcas
2017-04-17 – 2017-11-20Team KongDoo Uncia
2018-02-26 – PresentNRG Esports```
pearl stratus
#

Its a good pick up either way, they needed another dps spot

ember jewel
#

@idle beacon as Val is hiring a new Korean support, and Kariv will be on the starting line up, he would be on bench, so he asked to be traded to have more chances at a starting line up.

#

Daemin is quite good

#

More of a tank shredder than a crazy flank playstyle tho

pearl stratus
#

I mean Diya is coming back too though.

#

And Diya has that flank/widow play.

#

Especially without the need to protect Undead.

#

Overall should work out much better than them.

#

I remember Diya originally (before all the shit storms hit) giving Fleta a run for his money on Widow.

scarlet spear
#

really lookin forward to SHD nowadays

ember jewel
#

Diya is a very good player

#

Probably the second best Chinese player

#

But the best one is still sub 18, so we won't be seeing him in a while

pearl stratus
#

The Contenders CC team isn't even that bad.

#

Picking up the MY tanks made the roster a lot smoother.

ember jewel
#

If only the whole MY roster was of age

pearl stratus
#

I mean both tanks are.

ember jewel
#

Shanghai could be a competitive all chinese team

pearl stratus
#

But I'd still pick Geguri and Fearless over them at the current moment.

#

Since they've been off playing PubG for a few months and are probably out of shape.

ember jewel
#

But their synergy with Leave was the standing stone of MY

idle beacon
#

why did custa leave fuel ?

pearl stratus
#

Leave is still retired though, which is dumb.

#

He'd do well in OWL, if he can keep his mouth shut this time 😛

scarlet spear
#

because he wanted to

pearl stratus
#

Why does anyone get on a lifeboat.

#

Drowning sucks.

hazy arrow
#

Custa gone, Rascal isn't playing, Kiky still a coach, OGE banned, Unkoe with basically no time spent with team... this will be surely fun

idle beacon
#

why is rascal refusin?

limber pine
#

he's still in Korea

pearl stratus
#

He's not refusing, he's still in Korea with some family issues.

ember jewel
#

Rascal is in Korea

idle beacon
#

oh ok

pearl stratus
#

I'm pretty sure the issues are "This team is fucking shit and I don't want to go back or I'll kill myself"

#

But they're still family issues.

ember jewel
#

And the whole "Rascal refused to play" turned out to be just Kyky putting the blame on someone else for being a shitty coach

warm quartz
#

Oh shit shanghai is getting some decent players

pearl stratus
#

I mean he did refuse to play, but not quite like that.

#

It was more like "I haven't scrimmed at all because you told me not to, it would be bad for me to play."

warm quartz
#

Rascal did refuse but it wasnt how kyky implied

hazy arrow
#

So... tank duo Mickie-Seagull probably

pearl stratus
#

Both Koreans have basically gone so far as to say Dallas is lazy af though.

hazy arrow
#

I mean, Cocco is in jail and OGE cant play

pearl stratus
#

So hey.

hazy arrow
#

And Taimou is DPS again

warm quartz
#

OH SHIT GEGURI MIGHT BE PLAYING TODAY

brisk roost
#

She is most likely

#

So esketit

pearl stratus
#

I'm pretty sure the starting roster is going to be:

#

Fearless, Geguri, Ado, Yushu/MG, Sky, Altering/Fivekings.

warm quartz
#

I just want to see her play for once

idle beacon
#

i can't wait seein geguri play

#

pearl stratus
#

Yushu for Projectile, MG for Tracer and shit.

warm quartz
#

And i get to root her on

brisk roost
#

Same yo!!

warm quartz
#

FIRST WON GAME MAYBE?

pearl stratus
#

My favorite is all these people thinking she'll play Zarya.

warm quartz
#

They’re vs fuel

brisk roost
#

First SHD W

hazy arrow
#

I wish Seagull could clone himself so he could play both tank and DPS

brisk roost
#

Yes

ember jewel
#

Is Diya back?

pearl stratus
#

Diya isn't bad.

#

*back

#

He'll be landing today.

ember jewel
#

sad

warm quartz
#

If shanghai wins everyone will cry

brisk roost
#

It's a tears of joy man

warm quartz
#

GEGURI CARRY will be a meme

pearl stratus
#

It's more pressure for them though.

brisk roost
#

I want Uber and Mr X to commentate this shit

pearl stratus
#

Because if they lose to the shitshow of Fuel as it is right now?

brisk roost
#

They both gonna lose it

pearl stratus
#

That's basically saying they'll never win.

warm quartz
#

Fuel’s a mess

ember jewel
#

Shanghai is in a very good position

#

They're rock bottom

brisk roost
#

I think Unkoe is playing today lol.

ember jewel
#

Only upwards

warm quartz
#

Fuel has always been a mess, they fuckin signed xQc of all people

pearl stratus
#

It's unnecessary pressure, and people are hyping it up too much.

brisk roost
#

He's their new main Widow now IIRC

ember jewel
#

tru

hazy arrow
#

God, I want Fuel to win this just for Reddit to get super salty

pearl stratus
#

The game today is shit vs shit to see who is the biggest shit.

#

Nothing more.

warm quartz
#

Who is the flaming trash can

pearl stratus
#

They've had their Koreans for ten days. Its not like they'll come out of the gate with this insane teamwork.

#

And Dallas has a whole new team.

#

It's going to be weird af.

idle beacon
#

anyone watched Ready Player One yet ?

warm quartz
#

Its a new chapter.

#

YEA

#

PM ME BB

pearl stratus
#

It was okay.

warm quartz
#

PLEASE SO WE DONT CLUTTER

brisk roost
#

Nah

pearl stratus
#

I probably wouldn't have paid for it.

#

But I didn't.

idle beacon
#

how much tracer is in that movie?

pearl stratus
#

So win win.

warm quartz
#

Like

brisk roost
#

Not watching any movie until Infinity War.

warm quartz
#

2 seconds

#

LOL

fresh turret
#

3 seconds I hear?

pearl stratus
#

2 seconds, and its an OWL commercial.

idle beacon
#

really only 2 ?

fresh turret
#

Ye ok

idle beacon
#

hahaha wtf

warm quartz
#

Yeah like

#

raises pistols then a little blink and giggle in he background

idle beacon
#

when is infinity war part 1 hittin the cinemas?

warm quartz
#

Thats all tracer did

#

BUT

brisk roost
#

@idle beacon April 27th

#

Mark it bro!!

fresh turret
#

I'm pumped to see Geguri and people play today, plus the event announcement hypeee

brisk roost
#

I'm def watching it

warm quartz
#

There were murlocs and other warcraft/starcraft stuff running around too

brisk roost
#

No way I'm gonna skip that

idle beacon
#

ok.. too bad vision is gonna die

warm quartz
#

I would’ve liked to see pharah flying in the sky but its whatever

#

Todays a hype day

brisk roost
#

I don't give a damn about Vision lol

#

He can go lol

fresh turret
#

I hope today is hype

idle beacon
#

did you ever read the comic books, r8 ?

warm quartz
#

Shit vs shit today, players proving themselves, event info, new package and skins

fresh turret
#

And I hope the patch will change the meta nicely

warm quartz
#

Shock vs gladiators should be interest-OH FUCK

idle beacon
#

gladiators aren't shit

warm quartz
#

THEY’RE ON A NEW PATCH

#

LOL

brisk roost
#

Only a little bit of comics tbh but because I grew up watching MCU

fresh turret
#

Lmao

brisk roost
#

I think Glads are taking this tbh

ember jewel
#

Same meta tho

fresh turret
#

Gladiators are fuckin good tho

ember jewel
#

Gladiators stomp

#

3-1

fresh turret
#

What are you guys thinking of SHD versus fuel?

ember jewel
#

Close game

#

Likely 3-1 to any of them

brisk roost
#

Close but SHD taking the ultimate W

ember jewel
#

Fuel's players are better

brisk roost
#

Could be a 3-1 too

ember jewel
#

but SHD is a team, Fuel is a shit show

fresh turret
#

That's gonna be the real surprise match, since both teams are p much new

scarlet spear
#

anything can happen with current fuel

fresh turret
#

In terms of skill

brisk roost
#

Yeah Fuel has the top dog players but the way Kyky is managing them it's not helping

fresh turret
#

I hope someone makes an easy-ish to understand documentation of what exactly is happening bts with fuel

cobalt fossil
#

when do the games start today?

scarlet spear
#

53 minutes

#

oh shit

#

1h 52 minutes

#

i was wrong

cobalt fossil
#

damn

#

i had a happy

#

now i has a sad

scarlet spear
#

forgot about time change inbetween the stages GWseremePeepoLife

cobalt fossil
#

people always be messing with time. bastards.

hazy arrow
#

The game starts at 1am for me. Blizzard really hates Europe

scarlet spear
#

it was nice when NA had daylight saving times already but i didnt GWseremePeepoLife

cobalt fossil
#

hope dallas plays seagull as dva out of the gate

hazy arrow
#

If Seagull doesn't play today, then I don't know. But I personally believe he will

cobalt fossil
#

felt like dallas was playing well for once when he did

hazy arrow
#

That match against NYXL was super close

#

And they also played pretty good against Spitfire

cobalt fossil
#

the nyxl match was weirdly close...didn't expect them to have such a good showing

brisk roost
#

Indeed

#

I thought it was an easy 4-0 for NYXL

#

But holy crap

#

Ngl Fuel almost had it

hazy arrow
brisk roost
#

That's why I can't underestimate their strength from now

#

Lol

#

They all screamed "SEEEENINE"

#

So memorable man xD!

limber pine
hazy arrow
#

Mickie is truly adorable 😄

#

I absolutely loved conversation between him and xQc when Felix wanted to know what he should give Mickie for Christmas 😄

#

Hopefully one day they will reunite

brisk roost
#

I'm pretty sure they still have contacts to each other tbh

#

Since he plays with the players in OWL sometimes in his streams

olive edge
#

time to lose df. shanghai activated

slim summit
#

unlikely

#

i predict a 3-0 and then sad post from geguri on twitter apologizing

torpid charm
brisk roost
olive edge
#

just heads up

#

slasher said daemin will play this game

#

rascal will not. he is still in korea

scarlet spear
#

that would be early damn

#

literally announced and playing an hour later

olive edge
#

hopefully it wont turn into shd apologizing again FeelsBadMan

mortal fractal
#

@slow cloak tupu

inner coyote
#

hey for the all-access pass, would it expire once season 1 is over?

olive edge
#

no untill season 2 starts

mild drum
#

one hour until shanghai dragons get their first win

#

woooo

tawny sigil
#

well it takes time to get a victory

verbal roost
#

what is command center stream for twitch do?

#

does*

ruby pendant
#

Dragons!!!

mild drum
#

I mean

#

they have more chances to win against dallas than lose tbh

silk linden
#

No they don't wtf

#

They went 0-20

balmy wolf
#

they haven’t won a single game

silk linden
#

Dallas are a mess but c'mon don't overreact

balmy wolf
#

this might be different

#

but

#

Hey i just got an owl notification

scarlet spear
#

dallas also looked pretty good in their last game

balmy wolf
#

Eqo fined?

silk linden
#

It is the best chance ShanghaiDragons have had so far though

balmy wolf
#

For racially insensitive gesture on his personal stream

scarlet spear
#

he made squinty eyes while talking about koreans a while ago

#

on his stream

silk linden
#

No suspension, though I assume he is being punished internally

#

It's just weird that xQc got more for less

#

Though xQc also had the the "retard" thing and most importantly was a repeat offender

mild drum
#

I mean I am joking

#

but I'd love shanghai to win

silk linden
#

Sure, it is possible

limber pine
#

I was right, just a fine

torpid charm
#

WAIT BUT THERE'S MORE

silk linden
#

No justice for xQc

silk linden
#

Yep just as I said

tawny sigil
#

wtf racially insensitive gesture did he go?

silk linden
#

Where have you been

tawny sigil
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i can't even think of a single gesture i could make that would be racially incensitive

silk linden
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The steaming privileges seems a bit much

scarlet spear
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he pulled his eyes to make them look squinty

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imitating asian eyes

torpid charm
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I knew Tucker and everyone wasn't gonna let this pass lightly

tawny sigil
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wow

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fining people 1000$ for something we did back in grade school

torpid charm
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good news is that SDB will rise from the bench

tawny sigil
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fucking grate

dusk garden
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they did something they should have done with xQc tho

scarlet spear
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take it as you will, its still offensive to some people

silk linden
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I agree with the internal punishment, though no streaming until June is brutal

dusk garden
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revoked streaming priviliges

scarlet spear
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yeah till june is pretty fuckin long

dusk garden
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but until June?

torpid charm
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isn't that the end of stage 4?

scarlet spear
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then again, streaming isnt really a big part of eQo is it?

dusk garden
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id say max 3 weeks or something

silk linden
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Though I can understand a team controlling their player's public image

scarlet spear
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never seen his stream

torpid charm
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he doesn't stream very often

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and if so then it's late

limber pine
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Fusion bringing down the hammer

dusk garden
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what did he do to get banned anyway?

torpid charm
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read up

dusk garden
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more precisely tho

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i dont know what "insensitive gesture" means

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could mean many things

solar trout
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wtf.

indigo barn
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Boombox not standing up to shake hands is more offensive to me than some squinty eyed action

dense jasper
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Did anyone else get a Jeff Kaplan live announcement notification on their phone from the Overwatch League App?

limber pine
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he slanted his eyes when somebody asked him about koreans on his stream

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yeah that

solar trout
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omg.

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That is just way too harsh a punishment over nothing

dense jasper
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That looks like how I destress

tawny sigil
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god forbid we point out reality

dense jasper
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I guess it's all about context...

silk linden
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He didn't have malicious intent, but it was still something he shouldn't have done

indigo barn
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He might just be rubbing his temples bc of a migraine

silk linden
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No he wasn't

scarlet spear
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its still offensive, he didnt mean it in an offensive way

pearl stratus
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No, people asked why he's so good.

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he said "I'm Korean"

tawny sigil
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NEVER POINT OUT REALITY, EVERYONE HATES REALITY.

pearl stratus
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Pulled his eyes to the side.

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Then said "I wish, I love Koreans"

indigo barn
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That’s a compliment

silk linden
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Lioran stfu

solar trout
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$4000 fine, 3 game suspension, and revoked streaming privileges? Wtf streaming isn't even a privilege. That's like saying "You can't talk for 3 months"

balmy wolf
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@tawny sigil your profile pic is cute

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Thats reality

tawny sigil
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racially incencitive

pearl stratus
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Your mother should have gone to planned parenthood is a reality too.

dense jasper
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I mean, it's not even hilarious tho?

pearl stratus
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But pointing it out is rude.

dense jasper
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Why do it

indigo barn
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Isn’t steaming like a personal thing

pearl stratus
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And the mods would yell at me.

solar trout
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I mean its good he donated $3k more to ACLU and fusion donated $10k total to ACLU but that doesn't even do anything

limber pine
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there's no such thing as a personal stream

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as an OWL player

solar trout
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:/

balmy wolf
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Good point

pearl stratus
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Personal stream is after you're not in the league anymore.

dense jasper
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It's a personal stream if no one is watching it.

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indigo barn
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No wonder dafran doesn’t wanna go pro

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He doesn’t want owl watching his ass

pearl stratus
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He'd be gone in a month.

indigo barn
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He wants to be free

silk linden
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"OMG I can't even pull back my eyes to mimic another race" like, stop, let it flow. You don't sound like the defender of freedom you think you are

pearl stratus
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He knows that.

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Same with Calvin.

scarlet spear
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yeah

balmy wolf
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In private with my friends iv made alot of insensitive jokes

scarlet spear
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they're better off tbh

indigo barn
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But not kephrii doe

pearl stratus
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Calvin says everything is gay and retarded. It's adult of him to know that it's a bad fit for him.

scarlet spear
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and make more money

balmy wolf
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I wouldnt be able to handle owl watching me

pearl stratus
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For 100k+ a year, I'd watch what I said.

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But I actually got oxygen in the womb.

silk linden
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Bro in private you can even say the n word for all anyone cares

pearl stratus
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And didn't come out borderline a moron.