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tall sierra
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mmm yea the mental game is shot for glads

young sonnet
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LUL

torpid charm
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@young sonnet pls don't bully me

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OMG KELLEX

tall sierra
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that was very sloppy

torpid charm
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TOO MANY BOOPS

feral wing
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Next level boops

torpid charm
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Glad is depressed

tall sierra
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^^

feral wing
tall sierra
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The spirit has left the building..

paper crag
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i wonder how dva works as a game mechanic

silk linden
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that's a potg

gusty cipher
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i mean, there is no reason to play any more maps

slim summit
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if Fusion beats London I will become a Mercy main

tall sierra
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dang that pulse tho

young sonnet
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OOF

ruby pendant
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depression

paper crag
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does baby dva always exist with the meka enveloping her but couting as a placeable, like a torb turret?

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and then dva just exit

tall sierra
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Well due to the map counts and the dynamics...this is important for Glads

paper crag
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or does baby dva model literally spawn after meka is destroyed

wooden niche
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bullied

tall sierra
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In stage 3 they could be in this very position

silk linden
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lol what an asshole

tall sierra
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And that 1 map would be GOLDEN

hollow current
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big stones

torpid charm
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this is bullying... FINED

young sonnet
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I smell a 4-0

fallow raven
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B O S T O N H Y P E

young sonnet
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And it stinks

wooden niche
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sadiators

gusty cipher
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just like boston

deft valley
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@paper crag only spawns after

paper crag
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ah okay

mighty grove
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hey , can someone tell me why not a lots of pros playing Mcree ? why is it always gengo and tracer ? is it because they are broken or and op ? Mcree playstyle is more fun to watch and actually feels like it requires tones of skill compared to Gengo and tracer imho

tall sierra
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What's the final $$$ amount for the grand finals

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$1M?

gusty cipher
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whew lad

deft valley
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yea

young sonnet
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Something like that

deft valley
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nice bait

gusty cipher
paper crag
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that's surprisingly not that much compared to how much money was put into setting up OWL

gusty cipher
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30m eu league btw

deft valley
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well that's in addition to the normal pay

wooden niche
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the commentating is acc adis

young sonnet
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$90 mil twitch deal OMEGALUL

tall sierra
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let alone OW making at least $1B just on game sales alone, when on sale at $20

silk linden
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what's funny about the twitch deal?

gusty cipher
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G L O B A L U S L E A G U E

deft valley
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@tall sierra those are entirealy separate enterprises business-wise

tall sierra
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yup yup

young sonnet
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Cause it's a ridiculous amount of money

silk linden
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for you

young sonnet
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Ok dude i was memeing slow your roll

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I really don't care

paper crag
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btw, where does the money from merch sales go?

silk linden
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"for you" is a meme too

gusty cipher
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not rly

young sonnet
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sure it is

silk linden
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do I have to school people on memes as well

deft valley
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not knowing baneposting

silk linden
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^

paper crag
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obviously not into prize pool since it's not crowd sourced, right?

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is that just going into operations?

tall sierra
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likely

deft valley
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the operations budgets are set

tall sierra
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Blizzard has many enterprises.

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All them other games too

idle beacon
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oh damn, they've nerfed zenyatta's alt. fire? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

deft valley
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the part that goes to the teams is given to the owners

gusty cipher
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dont forget the individual stages/stadiums that are coming

idle beacon
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good bye jjonak

deft valley
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as a return on the investment

silk linden
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striker is a goddamn bully

deft valley
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as do parts of twitch and sponsorship deals

paper crag
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oh yeah true

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they did pay bank

young sonnet
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I don't think nerfing his right click is that big a deal honestly

torpid charm
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Glad gave up

silk linden
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sure seems like it

deft valley
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yea pretty much

tall sierra
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whoa what the

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Was that a 70 year old lady?

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Frightening..

idle beacon
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@young sonnet
_Developer Comments: Zenyatta is meant to be able to deal a lot of damage, especially for a support, but his alternate fire burst damage was a bit too high. This change keeps the overall damage the same but lowers the DPS slightly and makes it harder to hit multiple shots at very long ranges._

silk linden
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OW is a very mental game

deft valley
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inb4 they lose 0-4 and will have to 4-0 a game at the end of stage 4 to get into playoffs becasue of it

paper crag
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i wish they would let us hear the losing team's comms too

deft valley
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but will lose first map too

silk linden
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as soon as you let up you're fucked

young sonnet
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Yh winston i know what the change is

torpid charm
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comms sound smooth

paper crag
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is zen's projectile speed going down?

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R click firing rate going dow?

brisk roost
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Lmao

paper crag
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going down like the dow jones index?

young sonnet
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Fire rate goes down. Doesn't sound like projectile speed does

brisk roost
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All I heard was aaaaaaaa

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In a chill way

wooden niche
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there been worse

young sonnet
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23-0 FeelsGlad

paper crag
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does boston have fans?

true tinsel
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still not getting token drops smh

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both on the OWL website and twitch

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connected to blizzard on both

gusty cipher
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oh no

paper crag
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boston just flies so low under my radar

idle beacon
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@true tinsel logged in on both?

true tinsel
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well

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i typed that and lo and behold

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10 seconds later

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"You just received a Drop for watching..."

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nvm lmao

gusty cipher
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thank god, what would you do without the tokens amirite?

true tinsel
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yeah man

paper crag
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i mean, isn't the point of online games hat collecting

true tinsel
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this tbh

gusty cipher
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yes

paper crag
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game genres are just different means for getting hats

gusty cipher
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csgo hat skins when?

paper crag
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do you want to shoot while getting hats, or cast magic and swing swords?

torpid charm
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HEY

gusty cipher
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and then you put your fav stickers onto hats

torpid charm
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THOSE ARE MY BABIES

young sonnet
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Has your game finished downloading yet widowlol

torpid charm
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Eqo and Boombox, my heart is melting

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NO

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YOU RUINED ME

indigo barn
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well there it is, philly vs london

dreamy belfry
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Was it glads that had to win 2 maps to push dynasty out of finals this stage?

indigo barn
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philly has to get through the team that 4-0รจed them last stage

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and then they get a shot at taking down nyxl yet again

torpid charm
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both times, twas a clean sweep

paper crag
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i didn't get to watch all of NYXL game. was it brutal savage rektery?

torpid charm
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Philly fall apart when playing against London

paper crag
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or did valiant ever kinda have shining moment

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s

young sonnet
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It was a good ass slapping

torpid charm
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I'm hoping they're not stubborn with the subs

young sonnet
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IMO

dreamy belfry
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Except vs fuel, nyxl has been dominate lmao

gusty cipher
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london vs nyxl is the only exciting match

indigo barn
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A rated R ass slapping or a rated PG ass slapping????

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๐Ÿค”

young sonnet
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X rated widowlol

paper crag
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i just wish dallas took that control map

indigo barn
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nice.

idle beacon
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the PTR update, is it really 14gb big ?

dreamy belfry
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Same

paper crag
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would have made for a much much more exciting match

young sonnet
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14 gigs ๐Ÿ‘€

dreamy belfry
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It probably has to overwrite a bunch of stuff

deft valley
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yes, this isn't esports discussion though

young sonnet
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I'm discussing the esport of internet download speeds

gusty cipher
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this is a banned memes discussion

torpid charm
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Boston with the ez clap

paper crag
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even in that esport, korea prob rules the world

gusty cipher
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"even"

torpid charm
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if we're on Nepal tomorrow, SDB better be making a debut

young sonnet
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Isn't there like some old woman in EU with like 76 gigs download speed?

gusty cipher
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oh you

deft valley
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finland and romania have kickass internet infrastructure

torpid charm
paper crag
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i just can't imagine korea being beaten on internet speed tho

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at least at this momet

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unless it already has been beaten

gusty cipher
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on average? no

deft valley
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"internet speed" is a pretty vague measure

idle beacon
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@paper crag sweden were the first with 1gbit internet?

paper crag
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i mean, he did say "infrastructure"

gusty cipher
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koreans have the highest speeds per person ratio

paper crag
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you could have the best tech, but it means little if you don't actually have it implemented

gusty cipher
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aka living in the countryside

paper crag
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as long as we're talking about the actual infrastructure, that is

rapid bobcat
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what is the score?

paper crag
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2-0 Boston

torpid charm
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2-0 Boston

rapid bobcat
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wowie

torpid charm
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oop beat me to it

rapid bobcat
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They do some good

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Dream popping off?

young sonnet
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Whole team is popping really

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Glad just gave up

torpid charm
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^

rapid bobcat
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Noice

paper crag
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hey Gordon what do you think of my vegetarinarian chicken tikka masala pie?

gusty cipher
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"good" vs a notgivingafuckanymore attitude

idle beacon
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GO HOME FISSURE

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loser

paper crag
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the chicken's been cooked to perfect rare

young sonnet
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Fissure can stay with glad zaryalol

rapid bobcat
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@paper crag you should go check that vegetarinarian spelling of yours

paper crag
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obviously on purpose...

idle beacon
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lol ๐Ÿ˜„

solar trout
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lul just got my day's drops at once

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22 drops

paper crag
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i'm starting to think you're not the real gordon ramsay

rapid bobcat
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obviously purposely calling you out for it

gusty cipher
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holy shit

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#6969

idle beacon
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omg the music

gusty cipher
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gordon

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you mad lucky man

idle beacon
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fire the damn jingle writer

torpid charm
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I love the OWL Mixtape

rapid bobcat
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@idle beacon I LOVE THIS SONG

paper crag
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ikr

idle beacon
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it's trash

gusty cipher
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^

rapid bobcat
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@gusty cipher Don't think so

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Ever thought about nitro?

young sonnet
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Is it that shit remix with the screaming people in the background?

balmy wolf
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yeah

rapid bobcat
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ye

paper crag
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calling this piece trash? your behavior is rash

rapid bobcat
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It's art

young sonnet
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Fuck that the original theme is better

idle beacon
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those loving that crap theme .. do not know squad about good music

paper crag
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squat*

gusty cipher
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gordon, you have shown me a great way

torpid charm
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EQNO

idle beacon
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who is that bbg dude?

twilit mulch
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i just cringed so bad

rapid bobcat
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@gusty cipher nitro is Ez Clap

gusty cipher
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i just have it for emotes

rapid bobcat
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Noice tag you got there @gusty cipher

gusty cipher
rapid bobcat
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Also that

torpid charm
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Suredaddy

rapid bobcat
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however that one is global

gusty cipher
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sadfour

paper crag
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suredaddy? is suredaddy like undaddy?

young sonnet
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Man he looks so happy

rapid bobcat
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Madfour LUL

torpid charm
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Undad zaryalol

gusty cipher
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lol

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TMZ BOIS

rapid bobcat
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Surethrow LUL

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REVERSE SWEEP HERE WE GO

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Not

gusty cipher
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those arent koreans ramsay

pearl stratus
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It doesn't even matter.

idle beacon
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cryfoure

pearl stratus
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If they reverse sweep they're still out of it.

rapid bobcat
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It's going to be a 0-4watch

young sonnet
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Still matters for overall league standings

gusty cipher
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shush you

paper crag
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what's this avoid teammate thing

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is this official?

young sonnet
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Yes

gusty cipher
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a good change

paper crag
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or are they just joking

young sonnet
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Go watch dev vid

idle beacon
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hydration could call himself moisted aswell

paper crag
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oh snap

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i never watch those lol

torpid charm
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Play Symm You Cowards

gusty cipher
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just read the patch notes

rapid bobcat
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LEL

deft valley
young sonnet
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You don't watch papa jeffs vids. Heretic

vestal berry
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damn he still got that widow

deft valley
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just, why in this channel

gusty cipher
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jeff is my least favourite owl player

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there you go

deft valley
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That's not how that works

rapid bobcat
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Well, 0-4 sure a thing now

idle beacon
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when are the playoff games?

gusty cipher
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0-4sure

idle beacon
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after this?

young sonnet
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Tomorrow

gusty cipher
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jesus christ

deft valley
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not the kind of 0-4 they wanted

gusty cipher
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well

deft valley
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The stage finals will all be sunday now

idle beacon
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it is sunday for me already

rapid bobcat
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Anyone knows how the 400.000 dollar tracer skin looks like?

gusty cipher
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if you are from pleb eu, like cultured people, then it's today

young sonnet
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The what now

rapid bobcat
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yeah me 2 @idle beacon

paper crag
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they used to be the same day as last day of regular matches in stage 1. right?

deft valley
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yes

young sonnet
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no

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nes

deft valley
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? yes it was

paper crag
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yo

gusty cipher
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m

paper crag
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nes or yo?

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make up your mind

rapid bobcat
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in 8 minutes we will shift the clock from 2 am to 3 am monkacopshoot squigglethink you_think_about_that why

gusty cipher
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hello fellow eu member

rapid bobcat
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Yo dawg

young sonnet
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Time travel pogchimp

idle beacon
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ok so this is the last match for another 20hrs

paper crag
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EU has daylight savings too?

gusty cipher
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sadly yes

rapid bobcat
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ye

idle beacon
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i think imma take a nap .. this game is boring

rapid bobcat
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they wanted to scrap that but it failed

gusty cipher
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oh oh

paper crag
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i always thought it was a unique dumbassery of US

rapid bobcat
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nopes

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EU is dumb as well

deft valley
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nah most of the world is in on it

paper crag
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not korea

gusty cipher
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people are dumb in general

young sonnet
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It was implemented in EU first right?

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By some pope or something

idle beacon
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nah

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us did it first

rapid bobcat
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idk

paper crag
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i don't think that many asian countries implement it

deft valley
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it was during WWI

young sonnet
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really

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oh

deft valley
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back when it was actually useful

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(arguably)

gusty cipher
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very arguably

rapid bobcat
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Now I get 1 hour less sleep

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feels bad

idle beacon
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imagine we'd be on other planets .. where a day lasts 80hrs long .. would be cool

gusty cipher
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not rly

rapid bobcat
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I'd die

idle beacon
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80hrs of night

gusty cipher
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thats 76hrs of scrimming

idle beacon
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we'd live longer

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we'd have like 20 games per day

young sonnet
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That's almost enough time for me to procrastinate

deft valley
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not how that works

rapid bobcat
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We will build a ~wall~ dome where we can create a 24h cycle

paper crag
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we'll die younger too

rapid bobcat
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Failfish

idle beacon
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it does .. lol @deft valley

deft valley
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and also this is definitely not esports

idle beacon
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FISSURE FFS

gusty cipher
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well, 80h days would mean watchable times for eu

fallow raven
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boston 4-Overwtch

deft valley
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did anyone hear the announcers call a Gamsu kill on Hydration "Gamsu deletes Dreamkazper"?

paper crag
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inb4 80 hr day just means you gotta sleep 3 times a day

idle beacon
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always looks like they're fappin

gusty cipher
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semmler sucks

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we know

deft valley
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lmao

rapid bobcat
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GOD COMMS?!

young sonnet
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I still don't know why everyone has beef with semmler?

fallow raven
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G O D C O M M S

deft valley
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cause he's shit lmao

idle beacon
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FAP FAP FAP

young sonnet
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Why tho

gusty cipher
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he is a good caster

on cs

fallow raven
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BOSTON becoming TOP TIER

young sonnet
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No explanation

rapid bobcat
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Clean as a whistle

idle beacon
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eewwww

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booger eater

paper crag
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london lol

rapid bobcat
paper crag
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ooooh

deft valley
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He is bad at his job
stupid mistakes like wrong name aside, he often doesn't understand what's going on

fallow raven
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PHILLY BEATS LONDON TMRW 3-2

rapid bobcat
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London will probs win stage playoffs again

fallow raven
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Also, do we get tokens for Playoff matches?

gusty cipher
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philly goes down like its supposed to

rapid bobcat
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Lets be real here

balmy wolf
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i hope so

rapid bobcat
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asains > the rest

fallow raven
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PHILLY BEATS LONDON 3-2 YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

balmy wolf
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hmm

deft valley
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if asians > the rest

gusty cipher
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i also heard dragons will beat nyxl stage 3

deft valley
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why is Seoul not in finals again KaplanThink

fallow raven
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the public isnt ready for that type of info

gusty cipher
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cant have too many koreans in playoffs, scripted league

fallow raven
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exactly

paper crag
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geguri didn't play last night, right?

fallow raven
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have to balance it out

balmy wolf
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nope

deft valley
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you'd think they would mix that up at least though

balmy wolf
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she will play next stage though

idle beacon
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geguri โค

young sonnet
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And she probably won't make a difference ๐Ÿ‘

gusty cipher
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^

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considering her previous pro experience

deft valley
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will for exposure

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ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

paper crag
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she's a good tank, but i hope she doesn't get overhyped to the point that people expect her to literally win games by herself

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but who am i kidding, she already is

gusty cipher
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she already is overhyped

fallow raven
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her being the first female player makes her more popular too

gusty cipher
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^

paper crag
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i mean, i think she's gonna be up there when it comes to off tanks

gusty cipher
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she is good, but that doesnt mean shit on a bad team

balmy wolf
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true

paper crag
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but no single player is good enough to single handedly make dragons go to playoffs

balmy wolf
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unless they get themself 3 other koreans kek

rapid bobcat
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peepoCrazy Surefour

fallow raven
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dragons confirmed stage 3 playoffs

deft valley
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at the very least it can make a difference against an also bad team

gusty cipher
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  • the visa issues for dragons suck hard af
deft valley
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playoffs no

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one win, why not

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not like there aren't other bottom feeders

paper crag
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i'm pretty psyched for the day that OWL won't have a "bad" team

gusty cipher
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never happpens

fallow raven
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if Dallas loses to Shanghai, do they immediately disband?

deft valley
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there will always be one

idle beacon
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yes

gusty cipher
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yes

paper crag
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like we'll have really strong teams, sure, but not a very standout horrible team

deft valley
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it'll likely be a different one in different seasons

young sonnet
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What does that mean though? The team at the bottom will probably still be considered the bad team

onyx shore
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so it's london vs philly on playoff right?

fallow raven
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yasss

deft valley
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but there will be a bad team

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maybe not 0-20 bad

paper crag
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i mean, there will always be "the bottom" team, but it could be just as a result of matches

onyx shore
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playoff schedule?

deft valley
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but on the level of current mayhem/fuel

paper crag
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not like a team that's always a free win

onyx shore
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i can't find the date and time

vestal berry
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i didnt know the spitfire was doing so well, i though nyxl seoul and fusion were the best

deft valley
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tomorrow

onyx shore
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time?

deft valley
gusty cipher
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lul

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spam this fire to help semmler retire

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good one

onyx shore
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welp,fuck me

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it's 3 AM monday

paper crag
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21 seconds don't matter

vestal berry
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these fucking screams from the crowd are terrifying lul

paper crag
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except when it does

indigo barn
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yes

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that is right

idle beacon
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WHAT

paper crag
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the last time they said "this much time doesn't matter" was 10 seconds

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now 20

idle beacon
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it was 01:55 10 mins ago

paper crag
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one day, they'll say 1 minute

idle beacon
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wtf happenend

vestal berry
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why pick the junk again? they got shit on from pharah before

gusty cipher
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summertime happened

paper crag
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time travel research has been completed

gusty cipher
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EL

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PSY

young sonnet
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Summer sucks. I want winter back.

paper crag
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combo broken

balmy wolf
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^

gusty cipher
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eww you and not gaming with a nice 25ยฐc breeze

idle beacon
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bwahahaha

young sonnet
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Nah i hate summer cause it get's so fucking hot at my work

idle beacon
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kazper

paper crag
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i prefer winter as a season, but prefer summer for gaming

balmy wolf
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why

paper crag
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because my hands don't freeze after 2 minutes

gusty cipher
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lul

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a heater helps

vestal berry
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nice hold though despite the comp

paper crag
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not for me

glad cairn
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that fucking screech in the crowd

balmy wolf
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i like winter no matter what

deft valley
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I prefer winter for gaming because I don't have to throttle my pc

young sonnet
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Unplug you fans and use your computer as a heater

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ez

balmy wolf
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i prefer winter because my pc can be a second heater

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in the summer it can get hot with my pc running

paper crag
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"korean teams"

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coming from official casters

idle beacon
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i prefer summer, so i can bake some eggs on my pc

paper crag
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racist comment. fine and ban them

young sonnet
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Send in the swat

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Clear em out

paper crag
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ban them for 4 matches

gusty cipher
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pepe posters found in semmler's flat

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banned, deported

balmy wolf
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OOF

paper crag
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btw where's agilities from?

balmy wolf
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ca i think

young sonnet
#

Semmler has a flat? I thought he was a hipster and lived out of a van

paper crag
#

oh okay. someone was joking he was gonna be deported earlier today

idle beacon
#

@paper crag he's from the bench

gusty cipher
#

nah, he is a true neo hipster

paper crag
#

so i was wondering if he was from outside the us

vestal berry
#

gg

balmy wolf
#

*ca as in canada, my bad

indigo barn
#

GG

#

REVERSE SWEEP LAGladiators

paper crag
#

oh okay lol

young sonnet
#

Reverse sweep ๐Ÿ‘€

balmy wolf
#

O

paper crag
#

i thought you meant california

#

am american

#

world revolves around me

#

and USA USA USA

idle beacon
#

.ca

indigo barn
#

nukes

gusty cipher
#

not 0-fourcirPantsu

paper crag
#

malik looks nerdy with those glasses on

brisk roost
#

REVERSE SWEEP?!

paper crag
#

but dresses like a fuccboi

idle beacon
#

gotta love those asian chicks โค

brisk roost
#

โค

balmy wolf
#

โค

fallow raven
#

๐Ÿ“ฃ WE WANT MAP 5 ๐Ÿ“ฃ
๐Ÿ“ฃ WE WANT MAP 5 ๐Ÿ“ฃ
๐Ÿ“ฃ WE WANT MAP 5 ๐Ÿ“ฃ

vestal berry
#

are there stats on how many maps a team won? not matches

gusty cipher
brisk roost
#

I love them asian chiccs

young sonnet
#

๐Ÿ’”

brisk roost
#

@young sonnet Oh...

idle beacon
#

what's a fuccboy ?

young sonnet
#

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

gusty cipher
#

soy bois

fallow raven
#

๐Ÿ“ฃ WE WANT MAP 5 ๐Ÿ“ฃ
๐Ÿ“ฃ WE WANT MAP 5 ๐Ÿ“ฃ
๐Ÿ“ฃ WE WANT MAP 5 ๐Ÿ“ฃ

brisk roost
#

Noes ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

vestal berry
#

a boy who doesnt actually fucc

paper crag
#

idk people say that so i thought i'd say it too

balmy wolf
#

fucc bois are basically tryna fucc

idle beacon
#

lol

balmy wolf
#

because they cant get any

gusty cipher
#

/r/niceguys

idle beacon
#

i bet malik get's more to fuck than the most in here can fap

paper crag
#

i don't get any but i'm also not looking for it. what am i?

gusty cipher
#

gay

young sonnet
#

I feel like i would be an r/niceguy but i don't actually leave the house

balmy wolf
#

wtf is a nice guy

paper crag
#

yeah i don't talk to anyone except online

gusty cipher
#

feelsbadman

paper crag
#

so i don't become a r/niceguy

idle beacon
#

omg

brisk roost
#

Lmao

balmy wolf
#

i have school so i'm forced to interact

paper crag
#

who's a feelsbadman? what's his superpower?

idle beacon
#

find a rope

vestal berry
#

on the very edge of r/wholesomememes and r/incels, there exists the r/niceguys

brisk roost
#

So you don't have irl friends?

#

Only online friends?

gusty cipher
#

*offline

idle beacon
#

i be the doesn't even have online friends

young sonnet
#

I don't even have online friends. GOML

paper crag
#

actually believes someone on discord chat

gusty cipher
#

pay me and ill be your friend

ruby pendant
#

Fissure doing twice the work

vestal berry
#

YOU MEAN PEOPLE LIE ON THE INTERNET?

brisk roost
#

Deeply sad

idle beacon
#

@vestal berry your whole life is a lie, man

fallow raven
#

can consoles play with keyboard and mouse

paper crag
#

so i've heard

fallow raven
#

both consoles?

paper crag
#

idk. i think ps4 can?

vestal berry
#

@idle beacon is that a lie?

gusty cipher
#

technically yes, but thats up to devs to implement it

young sonnet
#

Xbox zaryalol

paper crag
#

doesn't one of the consoles have a dongle or adapter thing that accommodates mouse and keyboard

fallow raven
#

also do consoles still play at 30 fps ๐Ÿ˜‚

brisk roost
#

Playstation widowlol

gusty cipher
#

the converter is shite

brisk roost
#

Jk I love all

young sonnet
#

Depends on the game DC

paper crag
#

oh is it?

idle beacon
#

@vestal berry do some research about history .. we're actually in the 22nd century, not the 20th

young sonnet
#

But mostly yes

brisk roost
#

But yeah it depends

#

FPS are 60

fallow raven
#

what about overwatch

brisk roost
#

Others tend to be 30

young sonnet
#

Dunno

brisk roost
#

Overwatch is 60

gusty cipher
#

youre better than someone with a controller, but if you come from pc anyway its absolute garbage

idle beacon
#

a friend of my son plays ps4 with mouse+keyboard

fallow raven
#

do you need a converter

vestal berry
#

most people on high ranks in console do that

fallow raven
#

or can i just plug in my mouse and kb ๐Ÿ˜‚

gusty cipher
#

converter for ow

vestal berry
#

i think you need a converter

#

not sure

idle beacon
#

@fallow raven logitech gear work mostly with ps4's

fallow raven
#

hmm

#

i have logitech mouse and kb

brisk roost
#

Same here

vestal berry
#

please dont

fallow raven
#

i dont have a ps4 so i have to buy that first

vestal berry
#

oh good

#

im safe

gusty cipher
#

the console doesnt matter

fallow raven
#

i see

gusty cipher
#

ow has no official m+k support

#

on both

fallow raven
#

ya idc about official support as long as it works

vestal berry
#

there shouldnt be official support

gusty cipher
#

controller are shite for shooters.

brisk roost
#

^

fallow raven
#

yeah i wouldnt play if i had to use controller lol

brisk roost
#

I play on Xbox but yeah it's fricking challenging

paper crag
#

but what about the MLG COD players who play on controllers?????

#

they're 1337

brisk roost
#

Lol

fallow raven
#

COD ๐Ÿ˜‚

brisk roost
#

๐Ÿ˜‚

vestal berry
#

everyone who isnt using m+kb would be at such a disadvantage

brisk roost
#

Battlefield ๐Ÿ˜‚

gusty cipher
#

yeah

brisk roost
#

Halo ๐Ÿ˜‚

paper crag
#

splatoon pros?

fallow raven
#

yeah thats why i want to use mouse/kb on console

gusty cipher
#

dont

brisk roost
#

Counter Strike ๐Ÿ˜‚

idle beacon
#

pubg with ur cellphone @ lan

gusty cipher
#

rn its cheating

paper crag
#

Overwatch ๐Ÿ˜‚

brisk roost
#

Titanfall ๐Ÿ˜‚

fallow raven
#

thats like saying a 144hz monitor is cheating ๐Ÿ˜‚

gusty cipher
#

not

young sonnet
#

Roblox ๐Ÿ˜‚

fallow raven
#

not every advantage is cheating

gusty cipher
#

dude

brisk roost
#

Minecraft ๐Ÿ˜‚

#

Fortnite ๐Ÿ˜‚

fallow raven
#

im gonna buy a ps4 and play ow with my mouse and KB and no one will stop me

paper crag
#

Damn beat me to Minecraft :joy"

#

๐Ÿ˜‚

vestal berry
#

dream wont die

gusty cipher
#

competitive vr chat ๐Ÿ˜‚

paper crag
#

uhhh it's an esport

#

competitive vr chat

#

attacking team has to change the defending team's mind

#

๐Ÿ˜‚

fallow raven
#

PHILLY WINS 3-2 TOMORROW you heard it here first

gusty cipher
#

stop it

vestal berry
#

so its psychological warfare the game

balmy wolf
#

we get it dc

fallow raven
#

just remember where you heard it first

vestal berry
#

who said it first?

#

kappa

paper crag
#

i did

fallow raven
#

kappaross

vestal berry
#

oh thanks

paper crag
#

cool cool

gusty cipher
#

we'll make sure you remember what you've said tomorrow

fallow raven
#

thanks

balmy wolf
#

yes yes someone pin it

paper crag
#

they're talking about me

gusty cipher
#

screened

#

saved

#

archived

paper crag
#

gotta give credit where it's due

#

fined

#

banned

balmy wolf
#

deported

gusty cipher
#

deported

fallow raven
#

they win kings row to push map 5 then fragi clutches route 66

gusty cipher
#

nice

fallow raven
#

its all too predictable

idle beacon
#

it's all scripted

paper crag
#

and then Philly DC's

hollow current
#

CurseLit SPAM CurseLit THIS CurseLit FIRE CurseLit TO CurseLit HELP CurseLit SEMMLER CurseLit RETIRE

gusty cipher
#

indeed

idle beacon
#

vince mcman .. is actually owner of the OWL

vestal berry
#

casters have been pretty mediocre today imo

gusty cipher
#

not ronald mcdonald?

hollow current
#

mcmahon*

paper crag
#

and then RKO out of nowhere?

gusty cipher
#

semmler is always mediocre

fallow raven
#

London will win Gibraltar and Nepal making it 2-0, then Philly wins Hanamura and Kings Row to force game 5

idle beacon
#

@hollow current hey gurl!

paper crag
#

PINE! I THOUGHT HE WAS IN KOREA! HE'S BACK WITH A CHAIR IN HIS HANDS!

fallow raven
#

reverse sweep

hollow current
#

oh noes

#

gotta jet!

idle beacon
#

๐Ÿ˜„

hollow current
#

monkey on my tail

gusty cipher
#

"you watch overwatch things"

#

top tier comms

paper crag
#

they're so good that they can watch over the entire game itself

#

i don't see what's weird about it

idle beacon
#

?

gusty cipher
#

i too watch overwatch things

paper crag
#

MPM

idle beacon
#

reported

paper crag
#

TIME TO RAISE MY MPM

gusty cipher
#

lul

idle beacon
#

ape pm

gusty cipher
#

chat

paper crag
#

but they don't say ape

fallow raven
#

MAP 5 = MORE TOKENS

๐Ÿ“ฃ WE WANT MAP 5 ๐Ÿ“ฃ
๐Ÿ“ฃ WE WANT MAP 5 ๐Ÿ“ฃ
๐Ÿ“ฃ WE WANT MAP 5 ๐Ÿ“ฃ

gusty cipher
#

tokens were a mistake

young sonnet
#

Throwing for tokens ๐Ÿค”

idle beacon
#

how many monkeys can you get out

hollow current
#

S4 is popping off

fallow raven
#

more like genius

#

THROW FOR TOKENS

gusty cipher
#

more like casual bs

fallow raven
#

casual bs pays the bills

gusty cipher
#

yes

#

and thats sad

paper crag
#

getting that audience for sweet advertisement moneyz

fallow raven
#

is it sad or is it life

#

is life sad

gusty cipher
#

true words

paper crag
#

and all you give is 1 token per like 30 minutes

fallow raven
#

DONT FORGET THE 5% CHANCE

gusty cipher
#

how could we

fallow raven
#

๐Ÿ˜‚

gusty cipher
#

has 0 tokens

paper crag
#

"5%" ๐Ÿ˜‚

#

5% of the time, it works.... 5% of the time?

gusty cipher
#

dont forget to get bits

#

for dem boring skins

paper crag
#

lol

#

didn't they have tracer first, and then put junkrat there when it looked like people were gonna reach tracer too quickly?

idle beacon
#

imma get me a real matrid skin when i have 100 tokens

gusty cipher
#

the junkrat date was set when they announced the tracer skin tho

paper crag
#

ima get 2 fake madrids for the same price as one real madrid

fallow raven
#

4 mins ๐Ÿ’ค

#

lets just skip this and go to OT

paper crag
#

oh ok @gusty cipher

vestal berry
#

A S H E R N U T T Y

idle beacon
#

what? tracer juinkrat ?

paper crag
#

i want someone to die because he was distracted by spraying incessantly

fallow raven
#

NA BLADE

idle beacon
#

lol did asher sniff some cocaine?

vestal berry
#

asher literally dodged the blade

hollow current
#

Asher pops off and semmler isnt hyping it up and when he's just doing poke dmg he hypes it up

#

...

vestal berry
#

no blink

fallow raven
#

N O T E

hollow current
#

why isnt semmler in contenders

grizzled kayak
#

wait

#

i just came back from some fortnite

#

and uprising is beating glads 2-1?

gusty cipher
#

leave contenders out of this you monster

paper crag
#

brigitte likes doughnuts, but she loves semmler

hollow current
#

sorry why isnt he casting bronze comp games

#

LUL

gusty cipher
#

ty

idle beacon
#

lol @brittle sandder on platform ๐Ÿ˜„

#

ehm

#

lol @ ladder on that platform

hollow current
#

@paper crag nice meme

paper crag
#

thanks

vestal berry
#

REVERSE SWEEP

#

BAYBEEE

grizzled kayak
#

so

#

hows the game going?

ruby pendant
#

It really sucks that Glads didn't make playoff

idle beacon
#

2-2

tall sierra
#

Yea I was hoping they would..

grizzled kayak
#

they didnt?

#

aww

vestal berry
#

its not 2-2 yet

grizzled kayak
#

i was hoping they did

idle beacon
#

how can you be such a phili hater, ninjaaas1 ???

brisk roost
#

REVERSE SWEEP

grizzled kayak
#

im not a phili hater, i just love glads

#

cause hydration is brazilian

idle beacon
#

ye but well

grizzled kayak
#

and im brazilian

fallow raven
#

๐Ÿ“ฃ WE WANT MAP 5 ๐Ÿ“ฃ

idle beacon
#

i like brazil bootys

vestal berry
#

wholl be in playoffs?

gusty cipher
#

nothing wrong with not liking philly

hollow current
#

Mordekaiser es numero uno

idle beacon
#

doesn't make me want to root for glads

hollow current
#

hue hue hue hue

paper crag
#

why did i think hydration is mexican

fallow raven
#

wat

paper crag
#

who's mexican then

brisk roost
#

Wat

grizzled kayak
#

shaz

gusty cipher
#

sombra

grizzled kayak
#

i think

hollow current
#

shaz is finnish lol

grizzled kayak
#

WHAT

idle beacon
#

@fallow raven lol wat ?

grizzled kayak
#

LMAO

marble dove
#

nomy is the only mexican in the league, I think.

fallow raven
#

wat

idle beacon
#

wat

tall sierra
#

Nomy

brisk roost
#

Dafuq is a remech

#

Lol

fallow raven
#

b r a s i l jajajaja

hollow current
#

pressing q as mini dva

gusty cipher
#

top tier casting

hollow current
#

?

grizzled kayak
#

THAT SHOT

vestal berry
#

SUREFOUR

grizzled kayak
#

HOLY SHIT SUREFOUR

hollow current
#

T I S U M I

fallow raven
#

HUGE

brisk roost
#

SUREFOUR

grizzled kayak
#

HUUUUUUUGE

paper crag
#

ah nomy from SFS is mexican

fallow raven
#

????????????????????????

gusty cipher
#

oof

paper crag
#

P A U S E D

grizzled kayak
#

paused?

vestal berry
#

that seemed tool assisted my god

brisk roost
#

RIGGED!

wooden niche
#

lul

brisk roost
#

RIGGED BRO

pearl cedar
#

s4 killed 3 people

idle beacon
#

someone of boston has dyariah out of nowhere

grizzled kayak
#

i put like 4 jebaiteds in a row on twitch chat

pearl cedar
#

but im pretty sure boston gets 1st there at least

grizzled kayak
#

and i got a 10 min timeout

gusty cipher
#

banned

#

fined

#

reported

grizzled kayak
#

deleted

gusty cipher
#

deported

idle beacon
#

did he just talk of skynet?

lethal plank
#

Game paused, owl player's mom is yelling at them

grizzled kayak
#

deported? im already in brazil ni๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ…ฑa

gusty cipher
#

nice

paper crag
#

desperate banter

idle beacon
#

@lethal plank ๐Ÿ˜„ .. there are no italians

vestal berry
#

why was it paused?

gusty cipher
#

shitty jokes

idle beacon
#

boston took a dump

wooden niche
#

small talk \

hollow current
#

someone was lagging or dc'd

solar trout
#

haha that random banter these guys can come up with

paper crag
#

the only thing going through their minds is "cmon cmon pls fix already"

pearl cedar
#

lag/disconnect

lethal plank
#

Lol lag

fallow raven
#

THESE GUYS MAN

uncut moon
#

please hurry up and unpause

gusty cipher
#

CAN THEY JUST PLAY MUSIC OR STH

pearl cedar
#

lag on LAN LUL

gusty cipher
#

FFS

fallow raven
#

literally stop

lethal plank
#

Inb4cantrejoin

solar trout
#

...and they're talking about pelvises

wooden niche
#

what is this small talk going on

idle beacon
#

how do you lag on a 100gbit lan network?

hollow current
#

they're not on LAN @pearl cedar

pearl cedar
#

what?

gusty cipher
#

its lan

fallow raven
#

a little off topic joking is fine but

pearl cedar
#

tourny client isnt on lan?

fallow raven
#

ffs

lethal plank
#

It's lan...

hollow current
#

pretty sure they're not

pearl cedar
#

yeah no its definitely lan cause its blizz arena

fallow raven
#

R I G G E D G A M E

grizzled kayak
#

unpaused yay

pearl cedar
#

woo games back

fallow raven
#

EVERYTHING SCRIPTED

#

EVERY PLAY IS SCRIPTED

hollow current
#

why would someone have latency issues if it was on lan?

gusty cipher
#

casters.

lethal plank
#

Dreamkazper DC?

gusty cipher
#

also lan has a local server (obviously)

fallow raven
#

we should get a pause feature in competitive ladder

paper crag
#

did gamsu get hit by pulse AFTER popping ult?

gusty cipher
#

stuff happens

idle beacon
#

vince mcmahon owner .. don't forget

brisk roost
#

Lol

gusty cipher
#

rigged

hollow current
#

OW(WE)L

#

Kappa

grizzled kayak
#

not a c9

paper crag
#

Oh Well?

fallow raven
#

g e n g u

lethal plank
#

Man these owl player's really wanna jerk it

gusty cipher
#

its always a c9 you silly

lethal plank
#

Kappa

tall sierra
#

I think Seoul, Philly and Shanghai has the largest roster ...at 12 players

grizzled kayak
#

not always a c9

fallow raven
#

THIS CASTER

paper crag
#

a team lost = c9

gusty cipher
#

ALWAYS

paper crag
#

these days

grizzled kayak
#

always a Z9

fallow raven
#

TALKING ABOUT AUTOLOCK HANZOS

hollow current
#

i miss the old c9 and scene in general

idle beacon
#

remember when one of the NEW DAY was in the audience?

grizzled kayak
#

kazper gonna play some widow

#

interesting

idle beacon
#

as said .. VINCE MCMAHON OWNER

gusty cipher
#

whew

grizzled kayak
#

kazper against sure4

vestal berry
#

casters haHAA

gusty cipher
#

kazper playing widow

wooden niche
#

stall more then boston are about to

gusty cipher
#

what a surprise

grizzled kayak
#

i only got here now

fallow raven
#

dragons need to hire a japenese coach because only a shimada can control the dragons

#

someone pass me a tide pod

#

ill see myself out

gusty cipher
#

jesus

grizzled kayak
#

stop

#

please

gusty cipher
#

thats semmler level of smacktalk

grizzled kayak
#

FISSURE & ASHER HOLY SHIT

vestal berry
#

they rezzed him just to feed them more ult

paper crag
#

for a split second, i read "asher fissure" on kill log as....

rare sonnet
#

oh damn

paper crag
#

you know what i read it as

gusty cipher
#

NO

rare sonnet
#

they're gonna do it

gusty cipher
#

NO

vestal berry
#

YES

fallow raven
#

w e want M A P 5

gusty cipher
#

nay

fallow raven
#

MORE MAPS = MORE TOKENS

MORE TOKENS = MORE SKINS

MORE SKINS = MORE WINS

gusty cipher
#

flawless esport logic

rare sonnet
#

hey guys did you see that the end of the year just borrowed an hour of your life

fallow raven
#

gl in esport kids

brisk roost
#

REVERSE SWEEP!

grizzled kayak
#

please reverse sweep

tall sierra
#

Dang ... over 50% of OWL are Korean players...that doesn't include the ones coming in..

fallow raven
#

M A P 5

gusty cipher
#

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

tall sierra
#

Nice Glads

vestal berry
#

YES BITCH

hollow current
#

fuck sake

fallow raven
#

@tall sierra how many % Canadians

grizzled kayak
#

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

gusty cipher
#

it never ends

brisk roost
#

REVERSE SWEEP

uncut moon
#

i wanna go to bed ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

young sonnet
#

Big Oof

solar trout
#

Reverse sweep a good possibility now

lethal plank
#

Reverse sweep for the non-existing playoff spot

tall sierra
#

@fallow raven I'd have to do the math lol...

rare sonnet
#

i like how everyone hypes up a reverse sweep but its 2/3 of the possible match outcomes... (minus draws)

grizzled kayak
#

WE GONNA SEE SOME HYDRATION ON GAME 5

idle beacon
#

FUCK YES

fallow raven
#

Canada is the new Korea

idle beacon
#

GO

grizzled kayak
#

HELL YES

idle beacon
#

GOSTON

gusty cipher
#

na is the new eu

paper crag
#

that's like saying "winning a lottery is 50:50, you either win or you dont"

gusty cipher
#

oh wait

rare sonnet
#

NA ate up the EU scene

fallow raven
#

why did EU only get 1 team

gusty cipher
#

you mean eu is everything na has

pearl cedar
#

They need to bench semmler

rare sonnet
#

@paper crag thats not like it at all

fallow raven
#

also, why did c9 even choose London? lol

idle beacon
#

na has been build from eu's

rare sonnet
#

reverse sweeps arent rare at all

idle beacon
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but most americans are just dumb

grizzled kayak
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50-9

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fissure is a beast

pearl cedar
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called dreamkazper hydration for like the 4th time this set

vestal berry
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music reminds me of starbound kinda

paper crag
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gamsu smile lol

idle beacon
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it's eichenwalde

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you moron

gusty cipher
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hey, remembering 12 players for a match is hard

pearl cedar
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omegaLUL

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indeed.

grizzled kayak
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50-9 against 28-17

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lmao

pearl cedar
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57-9 holy fuck

rare sonnet
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the outcomes are 4-0, 3-1, 3-2

pearl cedar
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Asher finally showed up

grizzled kayak
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57-9 asher what the fuck

gusty cipher
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29-10 omegalul

vestal berry
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what are shanghais stats?

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map wise

tall sierra
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Zero wins

vestal berry
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not match

tall sierra
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oh

pearl cedar
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Striker hard carrying the first few maps though tbh

wooden niche
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29-10 vs 57-9

paper crag
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yeah, but you're assuming all of those outcomes have equal chances of occurring

idle beacon
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ye asher sniffed some cocaine

grizzled kayak
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20 games lost

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i think over 50 map losses

tall sierra
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2-37-1

idle beacon
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and went all raging over boston

paper crag
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that assumption can only be made when all teams are completely evenly matched

pearl cedar
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39 offensive assists 29-11 zen

wooden niche
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new music?

pearl cedar
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geezuss

rare sonnet
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but you have 12 teams battling and some are going to be equally good

fallow raven
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B O S T O N

rare sonnet
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so its bound to happen

alpine burrow
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WHY DIDNT THEY PLAY THISD GOO DIN THE BEGINNING

paper crag
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of course it's bound to happen

tall sierra
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league stats wise...8-73-1

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at -65

fallow raven
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NEED 1 MORE TOKEN FOR 100

rare sonnet
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if it was best of 7 or something it would be cooler to see

tall sierra
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RIP SHD

fallow raven
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thats why I NEEDED MAP 5

paper crag
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someone is bound to get into harvard

fallow raven
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why do people dislike semmler i think hes good

gusty cipher
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wtf

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semmler

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wtf

grizzled kayak
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i have nothing against semmler

tall sierra
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@fallow raven hmm trying to calculate the Canadians in OWL... I don't want to mess this up lol