esports-discussion

[balmy wolf]

I could have done that

[toxic yacht]

but yeah, I miss LG :(

they actually had so much potential

[balmy wolf]

http://mashable.com/2017/03/10/dc-sponsors-esports/?utm_cid=mash-com-Tw-main-link#tClbS1sRqqqB

DC NRG

[toxic yacht]

Seagull was actually kinda sad about it back in his AMA :/

saying that the roster had the potential to make it big

oi, shaq money

• seagull

and a DC team

this is amazing

[balmy wolf]

o hek

it was the real indust

hek

[toxic yacht]

I should have praised his mercy :/

he's gone now :(

😢

[vestal mortar]

I was just gonna post that haha

[balmy wolf]

http://i.imgur.com/H0EILBZ.png

wew

[toxic yacht]

EU is healthy blizzard

tempted to ping zoevia and griffin

but I'd rather not

lol

[rapid oxide]

wtf is happening?!?

[toxic yacht]

that'd be fucking stupid

[balmy wolf]

LDLC is dead

[vestal mortar]

Everything is fine 🔥

[balmy wolf]

So is Bench Boys

[toxic yacht]

??

[vestal mortar]

errrr

[balmy wolf]

🇪🇺 BONJOUR disbanded 🇪🇺 Reunited rebranded 🇪🇺 Chavs signed 🇪🇺 EU resigned 🇪🇺 Welcome RED 🇪🇺 EU DEAD 🇪🇺 🔫

[toxic yacht]

the fuck is up with all this stupid shit being posted to #esports-discussion??

[rapid oxide]

no worries, bonjour will find smth

as usual

[toxic yacht]

also, armpoker lurking again

shit

[rapid oxide]

and disband later

[wheat karma]

@toxic yacht I always lurk

I dunno what you're on about

[balmy wolf]

Legit though

[toxic yacht]

I didn't expect to see you lurk in this channel

[balmy wolf]

EU has lost so much recently

Reu, Bonjour, Chavs, LDLC, Bench Boys

[toxic yacht]

EU is losing all of its best teams

Rogue

you forgot to mention rogue

[wheat karma]

If the players are still playing

then hopefully

[balmy wolf]

Ah yes rogue

[wheat karma]

there will be teams reformed

[toxic yacht]

potentially misfits

because miami heat

[rapid oxide]

so Washington NRG?

😮

[toxic yacht]

dignitas potentially too

[balmy wolf]

I dont really think thats "potentially" anymore lel

Misfits I mean

[toxic yacht]

I doubt that they see much reason to move back to EU, tbh

:/

[rapid oxide]

depends

[toxic yacht]

except EU becomes super attractive in the future

[rapid oxide]

if spots are cheaper

it could happen

maybe us 1m

eu 500k

who knows

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[balmy wolf]

And if we're counting players

[toxic yacht]

in a few months

[balmy wolf]

EU lost Iddqd and Shadder

[toxic yacht]

all OW open EU players

will be in NA

😢

[balmy wolf]

I really miss ANOX

[toxic yacht]

I never watched anox, lul

rubikon and anak were there, right?

[rapid oxide]

The city is planning to build a brand new arena that sounds perfectly suited to host sizable esports events.

[balmy wolf]

They went from ANOX to Slav Squad to ded

[toxic yacht]

yee, washington sounds

[balmy wolf]

And then Kensi and Rubikon got on LDLC

And I was happy

But then boom

LDLC dies the next month

[rapid oxide]

no worries guys, we still have nip kapp.a

[balmy wolf]

And yeah they were Sojum

At least Sharyk Rubi got picked up by eU

tfw cypher and cooller still dont have teams

[toxic yacht]

cypher and cooller should have joined TL

then they get another quake dude

and literally turn to quake team

well, cooller won a major, at least

lul

[balmy wolf]

Man imagine Liquid with Cypher and cooller

[toxic yacht]

Imagine what I just imagined

[balmy wolf]

Yeah thats why i said it

you fuck

[toxic yacht]

[pine star]

LMAO

[balmy wolf]

Shadder, Rapha, Cooller, Cypher, Mesr and azK

[toxic yacht]

tfw no dahang and id

[balmy wolf]

Heck id

[toxic yacht]

but #QuakeLivesMatter

[pine star]

Id is ok I guess

Wait

Mesr was pro quake?

[toxic yacht]

nah, id, rapha and dahang

[pine star]

Oh

[balmy wolf]

Yeah but id, rapha, cypher, cooller, dahang and mesr doesnt work

wait

[toxic yacht]

shhh

[balmy wolf]

Im retarded

I was thinking Rapha only played lucio

holy shit

kill me

kill

me

🔫

[toxic yacht]

rapha was literally off tank before lucio

lmao

[balmy wolf]

im so tilted

that i forgot that

h o l e e

[toxic yacht]

minstrel would rather play stardew valley than lucio :/

[balmy wolf]

KEK

[toxic yacht]

"I've decided to move to an esport with real potential, Stardew Valley..." - Minstrel

[pine star]

S A L T

[toxic yacht]

https://clips.twitch.tv/ExpensiveFaintStinkbugTBCheesePull

tfw esca gets a 5k

and monte still finds a way to discredit him

[pine star]

I really like Monte and Doa

But they shitting on Esca is a truckload of bullshit most of the time

[toxic yacht]

it's just a meme at this stage

[pine star]

Yeah

[toxic yacht]

twitch chat was also shitting on esca every time he died

then suddenly this happened, lmao

[pine star]

With Tajun I kind of understood

But Esca is not nearly as bad as Tajun

[toxic yacht]

tajun also explained why exactly esca has been performing like this

he's pretty much been a support dps instead of a carry dps

so he doesn't do all those crazy flashy things you usually see dps do

but yeah, apart from mei and Cree, he's really somewhat lacking

he doesn't deserve most of the hate he's gotten though

[pine star]

Oi Sojum, don't tell how the matches ended

[pine star]

These would be like the first Apex matches I watch with no spoilers this season lol

[toxic yacht]

oh, lol, won't tell you how it ended

[pine star]

Thanks man love you

[toxic yacht]

lmao, fucking twitch chat

[pine star]

Lol

O M F G THIS BETTER DON'T MEAN WHAT I THINK IT MEANS WITH MISFITS ROLE SWAPS

https://twitter.com/MisfitsTviQuE/status/840269911842816001?s=09

I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FUCKING RIOT

Oh nvm

[balmy wolf]

Tviq is not playing Ana lul

[pine star]

Saw Zebbo's beard

Zebbo Ana confirmed

[toxic yacht]

lmao

zebbo on ana, zave on lucio

nevix is 100% going dps

it's pretty much confirmed now

[pine star]

I ain't even mad

[toxic yacht]

I for one, am hyped to see Nevix back on dps

he's super flexible and insanely good

Nevix on mercy was a crime, tbh

[pine star]

I got scared bad for a bit

Saw the tweet and panicked instantly

It's all good now

[toxic yacht]

tviq on ana would be the biggest waste of potential in ow. Worse than nevix on lucio

[balmy wolf]

NEVIX ON DPS?

LETS GO CHAMP

[toxic yacht]

I mean, it's not official

but they wouldn't put someone else on ana

[digital pond]

@cobalt forumcSullivan#2402 To be fair at least Doa called monte out during the Play of the game when he was trying to credit Zunba's grav for all the kills Esca got.

[toxic yacht]

if it weren't for nevix going dps

[digital pond]

So at least there's that.

[pine star]

@digital pond haven't seen it lol

[toxic yacht]

soo, apart from zebbo and zava having roles swapped, my prediction seemed right

except the ana is zave

[pine star]

I'm just getting home from work, time to get up to date with the matches

[toxic yacht]

hood makes it look like zebbo though

[digital pond]

@pine star Monte was like "Well it was more Zunba" And when esca started killing peeps alone Doa went "Oh? Is that also Zunba Monte? Is it?"

[pine star]

@digital pond oh boi, I want to see that now

[digital pond]

https://clips.twitch.tv/AverageScrumptiousStarCharlietheUnicorn @pine star

[toxic yacht]

thanks for clipping that, was too lazy to do it

[digital pond]

Yeah, no problems haha.

[pine star]

@digital pond I think all wait until I get home lol

Heavy traffic op

[toxic yacht]

@cobalt forumcSullivan#2402 yeah, lol

[digital pond]

Rip

[toxic yacht]

and literally only watch the potg

literally only that

the rest contains spoilers

[digital pond]

^

[pine star]

Roger

[rapid oxide]

Reinforce on dps, tviq on lucio pls

My dream

:^}

[pine star]

I live 15 walking from work

Took me a 40 minutes drive

Fml

Well, time to get on dem Apex matches

Unspoiled FeelsAmazingMan

[rapid oxide]

Winghaven_ 38 points 3 hours ago

BenchBoys is not dead. We just felt we needed some changes in the team. Greyy, kyb and I are sticking together and we hope to complete the full lineup soon 😃

eu is half dead xd

[balmy wolf]

[pine star]

rip

[rapid oxide]

inb4 2easy come back and left again

[pine star]

[rapid oxide]

(2poor4nitro)

[balmy wolf]

is from here

[pine star]

^

[rapid oxide]

talking generally

[pine star]

Oh

[rapid oxide]

polo and tviq have sick emotes i cant use

:c

[pine star]

I may just get Nitro and make a server full of dank memes

[toxic yacht]

I mostly use emotes from here

polo is the nitroman

[rapid oxide]

polo have style

[toxic yacht]

I mean, I guess I use

[rapid oxide]

:p

[toxic yacht]

but the rest that I use are from here

[balmy wolf]

[toxic yacht]

fun fact, every single emote of a player that polo uses

[rapid oxide]

if i use twitch meme i get my msg deleted

[toxic yacht]

is actually an emote I made

[balmy wolf]

theres only

[toxic yacht]

well, most

[pine star]

The only emote from other server I can use is

No idea why tho

[toxic yacht]

[balmy wolf]

[pine star]

Wait..

[balmy wolf]

[pine star]

Polo senpai

Why can I use those?

[rapid oxide]

i love this one!

a lil bit weab

[balmy wolf]

[toxic yacht]

did someone say weeb?

[rapid oxide]

N-No >_<

b-baka

[pine star]

👀

Yamete Sojum-san

[toxic yacht]

I never even knew that I had this many until last week

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[solid spear]

Weeb

[pine star]

Weeb

[rapid oxide]

waifu 2d>waifu 3d

[toxic yacht]

no u

with ur masamune

[pine star]

You're weeber than @rapid oxide

[toxic yacht]

I don't even watch the show

and I recognize the artstyle

because I dropped the manga

[rapid oxide]

YAMEROOOO >_>

[toxic yacht]

I maaay actually be a tad bit weeby

[limber pine]

👀

[pine star]

Weebs Wut Face

[toxic yacht]

haven't touched anime since the beginning of january though

[rapid oxide]

i love esport

[solid spear]

👀

[toxic yacht]

I love esports

[limber pine]

walks away

[rapid oxide]

i watch esport

senpai

[toxic yacht]

miro's primal rage kill on mercy was the best

man, you know tviq

he's so woooshh

pew pew pew

[solid spear]

Smh

[toxic yacht]

taimou is cree

[rapid oxide]

that reminds me dk on smash bros lul

[toxic yacht]

raaa

is he gone?

[pine star]

Esports and stuff and such

[rapid oxide]

team 1 vs team 2 was sick

[pine star]

LUL ESCA SUCKS AMIRITE

[rapid oxide]

eu is dead

[toxic yacht]

LUL DAE LUNATIC HAI IS PLAYING 5.5 V 6 AND STILL DOMINATING?

please, I have hope for EU

let me dream

[rapid oxide]

we should create /r/competitiveoverwatchciclejerk

[pine star]

^^^^^

[toxic yacht]

lmao

[pine star]

You have my axe

[rapid oxide]

You have my pantsu

[toxic yacht]

and my.. my axe too, I guess

weeb

[pine star]

[rapid oxide]

http://memes.ucoz.com/_nw/45/62604782.jpg

[pine star]

You didn't say kudasai

[solid spear]

Weebs smh

[rapid oxide]

just watch 5 animes in my life lol

[solid spear]

5 too many

[pine star]

Says the one with the weeb profile pic

[solid spear]

I uh lost a bet

[pine star]

Yeah

And I'm Harbleu's smurf

[toxic yacht]

I still miss ga hee though

:/

[solid spear]

I never knew

[rapid oxide]

are hentai included in the anime list?

[pine star]

Emm

[toxic yacht]

lol

[solid spear]

...

[pine star]

What's a hentai?

👀

[solid spear]

No clue

[toxic yacht]

inb4 spriteguy comes back

[rapid oxide]

lets talk about esprit

[pine star]

Miro's a god

[toxic yacht]

esprite

Jehong is a god

[pine star]

Esca's a god

I never criticized

[toxic yacht]

lmao

[solid spear]

Lul

[rapid oxide]

"i never tilt" taimou

[balmy wolf]

I wonder who BB will pick up

[rapid oxide]

Needs more jpg

[solid spear]

Harryhook

[pine star]

"I lost a bet"
"I never tilt"
Facts

[solid spear]

Tru

[pine star]

Wait

<sarcasm>Facts</sarcasm>

[rapid oxide]

TALESPIN

[solid spear]

Wait pls twas a fact

[rapid oxide]

"i never miss a shot" Esca

[pine star]

Esca perfectly tracks a Lúcio but doesn't finish up the kill because he got support
Twitch chat: lul esca scks so much

[balmy wolf]

true tho

[rapid oxide]

this happen when monte shit on someone

[pine star]

Yup

[rapid oxide]

and its weird since monte should praise koreans

no matter what

afaik he did that in lol

[pine star]

He's a korean fansucc

But when it's koreans vs koreans, I suppose you have to shit on someone lmao

[rapid oxide]

x'D

true

[pine star]

How the ever living frick do I change my nick and not my username

[rapid oxide]

that's why i miss uber and jkap

[balmy wolf]

type /nick

and then the name

[toxic yacht]

do /nick LongDongWang

[pine star]

[balmy wolf]

[rapid oxide]

guys

[toxic yacht]

uber and jkap can shoutcast without sucking korean dick

[rapid oxide]

i want blubby

as emotes

[toxic yacht]

bubbly?

[rapid oxide]

true!

[toxic yacht]

he's so bubbly

[rapid oxide]

uber is ♥

[pine star]

Isn't Ming Lee literally Bubbly?

[rapid oxide]

twitch tv just follow the flows

[pine star]

@toxic yacht took you a while didn't it

[toxic yacht]

I just got the idea now

[pine star]

lul

[rapid oxide]

hot

Notice me Esca-Senpai >_<

[pine star]

Esca pls bed me

[balmy wolf]

[sick musk]

TviQ

[toxic yacht]

pls

I'm tviq now

thank

I appreciate that

[sick musk]

What is your opinion on Bastion now

[toxic yacht]

dunno, go ask the real tviq

[rapid oxide]

roasteD

[sick musk]

You are the real TviQ

tviq

tVIq

[toxic yacht]

bastion is a fun

I rekt rogue with him

I rekt team finland with him

[rapid oxide]

dont listen to tviq, he's noob. i never tilt

[toxic yacht]

bastion strong a good

[sick musk]

Cool

Guess all those hours on Bastion paid off when the buff finally went life

I had 30 hours on Bastion before I even knew about the buff

[pine star]

[rapid oxide]

your parents knows that?

[toxic yacht]

lmao

[sick musk]

I had to hide that I was a Bastion main

if they found out

[pine star]

@sick musk HYPEGUY'S AROUND, QUICK, SAY TAIMOU HAS GOOD AIM

[sick musk]

they would make me uniinstall

[rapid oxide]

no, they will kick you out from the house

[sick musk]

jk ❤

[pine star]

Good enough I guess

[rapid oxide]

it's ok people criticize me, i NEVER TILT

I SAID I NEVER TILT OK?

[pine star]

You do tilt

Reading Reddit

[sick musk]

TILTED

[pine star]

K.appa

[rapid oxide]

NO IM NOT TILTED I CHANGED SENSITIVITY

[sick musk]

I have 2.5 sensitivity scrubbbb

[pine star]

I get it

[rapid oxide]

I HITTED MOST OF MY WIDOWMAKER SHOTS

[sick musk]

"most" is not all

[pine star]

I think I'm going to set the I get it theme as my ringtone

[sick musk]

Maybe

you should take some notes

[toxic yacht]

Taimou starts missing shots after lowering his sensitivity

[sick musk]

from Kephrii

[toxic yacht]

🤔

[sick musk]

🤷

[pine star]

[rapid oxide]

[sick musk]

[rapid oxide]

kephiri is a pub "pro"

[pine star]

[toxic yacht]

I still don't understand why he ran tracer on KR defense

[rapid oxide]

want to add more " buti cant

[toxic yacht]

KR defense isn't great for tracer

except your name is SoOn

just don't do it

[sick musk]

(tm)

[pine star]

^

[toxic yacht]

and he's a mediocre tracer

[pine star]

At best

[balmy wolf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2Bs0JOldJs @toxic yacht

[rapid oxide]

am i mediocre?

[balmy wolf]

[toxic yacht]

@balmy wolf no biggy, I only lost 2 matches because of noregs a few days ago

all working as intended

🙃

[pine star]

SoOn pls bed me

[balmy wolf]

[toxic yacht]

blizzard actually hates genji and hanzo

[sick musk]

Please

[rapid oxide]

ok

[pine star]

And McCree

[sick musk]

Real Genji mains only walk up slowly and melee

[pine star]

Fuck that guy

[balmy wolf]

https://clips.twitch.tv/EnthusiasticBoxyCheetahStoneLightning

[rapid oxide]

blizz are bastion and sym mains

[balmy wolf]

[sick musk]

My theory

Blizzard overbuffed bastion on purpose

so that they could bring him down to where they want

because if they just put him at 20% like he is now

people would have called for 15%

etc

[toxic yacht]

there was that one video

where shadder was like

HOW MANY NOREGS

and sounded like he was about to cry

[rapid oxide]

romenian isp

¯_(ツ)_/¯

it happens with my shitty italian isp too

[balmy wolf]

He has 30-60 ping

Its a bug

Not latency

[toxic yacht]

it happens with surefour and seagull

who play with stupid low pings

[rapid oxide]

ah ok

[toxic yacht]

we don't actually know what causes it

and blizzard obviously doesn't care

so no one knows if it's latency, or a bug

[rapid oxide]

i came from a shitty game called apb when had 24/7 hitreg issue lmao

[toxic yacht]

and blizzard of course won't do anything about genji

[rapid oxide]

im used to hitreg lul

[toxic yacht]

apb... isn't that shit on steam?

[rapid oxide]

i wasted 4 years on that shit

[balmy wolf]

https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753607317#post-13

Its a bug

[toxic yacht]

I came from very little quake (like, 10 hours), csgo and a ton of singleplayer fps

I've been spoiled

[sick musk]

I have 12 ping on average

[pine star]

Overwatch is actually my first competitive fps

[rapid oxide]

did u saw quake champ?

[balmy wolf]

"we dont have an eta for the fix"

[toxic yacht]

quake champoins?

[balmy wolf]

Been in the game for over a year

[pine star]

But avging 150 ping doesn't help

[toxic yacht]

barely seen anything of it

[sick musk]

I have 12 ping on average

[rapid oxide]

overquake

[sick musk]

One of the benefits of living in Irvine CA: Ping

[rapid oxide]

quakewatch

just came in my mind the post on reddit about "i met jeff, i had the bill of the restaurant"

[toxic yacht]

"No ETA"

fuck off

seriously

fuck off

[rapid oxide]

lmao karma whores

[toxic yacht]

this shit has been ruining ults for almost a year

and is a gamebreaking bug on a gamechanging ult

that relies in precision

[balmy wolf]

Genji has 9 majors bugs

[toxic yacht]

fucking up one slash/thinking you killed someone can ruin your entire ult

[balmy wolf]

That havent been fixed

kek

[rapid oxide]

lmao, 1 years? dude you never experienced the truth waiting for a fix in a game

[pine star]

Those are not bugs

Those are features

[toxic yacht]

it's a "feature" to tilt genji players

[pine star]

lmao

[balmy wolf]

A lot of bugs out of those 9 have been in the game for a year or more

[toxic yacht]

they fixed none

but NOOO

[pine star]

But no, let's fix the fucking ledge dash

[rapid oxide]

1 year is not that much, belive me

[toxic yacht]

they remove triple jump

which was literally

[pine star]

[toxic yacht]

a fucking way

[cloud maple]

hje

[toxic yacht]

to get around

your fucking bug

that you refuse to fix

[rapid oxide]

hej

you ikea m8?

[pine star]

Sojum tilted

[toxic yacht]

ikea sells food

which is amazing

[sick musk]

What are some bugs in game that eventually became features that you can think of?

[toxic yacht]

and yes, retarded shit like this tilts me

a lot

[rapid oxide]

Taimojum

[balmy wolf]

Wew

There was a reply on the subreddit

First time ive seen this

[pine star]

Sojumou

[rapid oxide]

he should have good aim too

[pine star]

https://twitter.com/C9Grego/status/840306641132175360 Grego tilted too

[rapid oxide]

the real tilted pro is art1er

[toxic yacht]

my aim is trash though :/

[rapid oxide]

so much salt on his twitter

[toxic yacht]

Just like TwoEasy!

His stream

was literally ana salt stream

[rapid oxide]

twoeasy and art1er should met

[pine star]

TwoEasy despises Ana with deep pasion it's hilarious

[rapid oxide]

i sum you art1er twitter page

[pine star]

I follow him on Twitter LITERALLY just for his Ana rants

[rapid oxide]

"plats in master s3"

"ana is op"

that's it

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6fDKkiWYAADuXO.jpg:large

[pine star]

Yeah

He posted that yesterday

I think I retweed that meme lul

[rapid oxide]

https://twitter.com/art1er/status/834109931125141504

[pine star]

It's pretty funny tho

[rapid oxide]

yes, bu he's salt af lmao

[pine star]

lmao so much sodium on that Twitter

[balmy wolf]

tfw ana was overbuffed for months then as soon as they think they overnerf her they revert the nerfs

[pine star]

Polo = TwoEasy confirmed

[rapid oxide]

i want ana to be nerfed to the ground

[pine star]

I just want them to nerf the anti-heal

But that's not gonna happen

[rapid oxide]

2 seasons, 2 cancer

reason? ana

[pine star]

They love that ability so much

[rapid oxide]

beyblade and tank meta

[toxic yacht]

Ana should be nerfed into the ground, agreed

[pine star]

Yeah, both Ana's fault

[rapid oxide]

a hero to that decide the fucking meta

[toxic yacht]

My salt is taking over

[rapid oxide]

and people cry?

[pine star]

We need more supports

[toxic yacht]

I don't fucking care if she becomes underpowered

[rapid oxide]

fuck mong silver in /r/ow

[pine star]

We only have 3 1/2 support heroes

[toxic yacht]

I'm so fucking sick of her shit

[balmy wolf]

Anti heal is not likely to get nerfed

[toxic yacht]

Zenyatta is god

[pine star]

Tip: Mercy is the 1/2

Sym doesn't count

[balmy wolf]

DoT for impact heal and damage is a possibility though 👀

[rapid oxide]

sym count as much as mercy

[toxic yacht]

Zen is a perfect being anyway

[rapid oxide]

situational

with phrah -> viable

without -> shit

GUESS WHY

[toxic yacht]

But ana is disgusting trash and has been for 6 months

[rapid oxide]

BECAUSE ANA DO THE JOB BETTER

[toxic yacht]

And now they're scared of overnerfing the stupid op hero

[rapid oxide]

so why i should take a shitty and unfunny support when i have a broken one?

[toxic yacht]

Although they still overbuff/overnerf everything else

It's like someone at blizz loves ana

[pine star]

tfw everyone shitting on Ana but you secretly main her

[toxic yacht]

And wants her broken

Then jeff kaplan played as Genji once

[rapid oxide]

she's funny to play doe

[toxic yacht]

And got rekt by Ana in 1v1

[sick musk]

tfw you join in on the Bastion is OP bandwagon but you main Bastion

[rapid oxide]

but if they wnna get rid of her,i wouldnt cry

[toxic yacht]

And was like "This shit's op"

And decided to nerf her

Then he played ana again and couldn't 1v1 genji

So he decided to buff her again

[rapid oxide]

cuz he cant selfheal hueue

genji cant

mcre cant

fucking rely on healthpack and other support

other health recovery are shit

[toxic yacht]

This is Art1er TwoEasy chat now

We're the ana hate club

[rapid oxide]

both mercy and zen start when no one shoot at them

[pine star]

zen sucks, blizz pls nerf

[rapid oxide]

ana istantly and deny healing

no matter in fight or not

[toxic yacht]

Just delete ana for a month

[balmy wolf]

I have insider info

[toxic yacht]

Everything will be better, lol

[rapid oxide]

@balmy wolf 👂

[toxic yacht]

Yes, your insider info is that Jeff Kaplan is an Ana main and wants her to stay op

[sick musk]

Guys

I called for Bastion nerf

so he wouldn't get instalocked

and I could actually play my main

[balmy wolf]

I already said it lul

[toxic yacht]

Pls no more DoT

30 splash damage was fine

[rapid oxide]

i cant hit shit and i need nade to counter flankers huehue

[toxic yacht]

Tweak the healing to be OT. This will still allow self sustain while not allowing her to instantly turn around fights

[balmy wolf]

You agreed with me on that change before though sojum

[toxic yacht]

Also, heal denial to 50, it's fucking broken but blizzard insists on heal denial for skeme odd ass reason

We both agreed to all of our changes at some point

At this stage we're just jerking each other off

[pine star]

lmfao

[balmy wolf]

Well I talked to the Lead hero designer and he said that heal denial wasn't likely to change

[toxic yacht]

Why won't they acknowledge that the idea is fundamentally broken, op and fucking stupid?

Just accept that you fucked up

And move on

[pine star]

So much salt

[sick musk]

I'd rather it be healing reduction

rather than complete denial

[toxic yacht]

Very much salt

[sick musk]

[pine star]

I can almost taste it

[sick musk]

😋

[balmy wolf]

I said it was not fun having a normal ability be so gamechanging, then he said theres a lot of them and then I left him with a paragraph talking about other "gamechanging" abilities but he didnt reply to that one so

[toxic yacht]

This is actually one of the most unbelievably stupid things I ever dealt with

[balmy wolf]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

who knows what will happen

[toxic yacht]

This is just them being stubborn

[solid spear]

I mean D

Rip pressed enter early

[pine star]

^lul happens

[toxic yacht]

Literally a cooldown ability that can decide a teamfight if used wisely

[balmy wolf]

He did at least say maybe duration is an option

[solid spear]

But yeah D.Va got dicked down in one patch but they've been taking their sweet time with grandma

[toxic yacht]

And there is zero counterplay

[balmy wolf]

So at least theres that

:/

[toxic yacht]

Zero fucking counterplay

Apart from "be lucky and don't die"

[pine star]

You could seriously use a Snickers

[solid spear]

Twoeasys discord

[toxic yacht]

No, blizzard needs a fucking chicken for a wakeup call

Actually, yes, I may need a snickers

[balmy wolf]

Like when I brought up how gamechanging a normal ability was, he said there are plenty like "hook, flashbang etc." and then i talked about how hook and flashbang could be seen like that but they are a lot less impactful than heal denial and also harder to pull off

[pine star]

I have half a Milkyway

[toxic yacht]

Lmao

"Flashbang"

[solid spear]

Kek

[toxic yacht]

How fucking out of touch

[pine star]

"Flashbang broken"

[toxic yacht]

Do you have to be

To even think of comparibg flashbang to nade?

[solid spear]

Nade is literally the 2nd best ability in the game and singlehandedly changes the way the game is played

[toxic yacht]

Do these people even play ow?

Do they watch pro games?

Are they fucking bronze?

[rapid oxide]

polo, you are in the O.W?

[balmy wolf]

Yes

[toxic yacht]

God fucking damn, I need to drink some tea and chill the fuck out

[rapid oxide]

you reach top 500 then or you play pro?

[balmy wolf]

Neither lul

[toxic yacht]

I'm tilted and my phone is lagging thanks to my spam

[balmy wolf]

You dont have to be either of them to be invited

Just have to ask for an invite from one of the staff

[rapid oxide]

hehe

[solid spear]

Ah

[balmy wolf]

This is the paragraph I left him with after he said "mccree stun, road hook etc."

Hook I agree with
Because getting a pick basically means the teamfight is lost for the other team
Flashbang I agree with too, to an extent
In that, you could flash + fan to kill a crucial part of the enemy's defence/offence
But then again its a lot harder to do that
Than it is to toss a nade into a group of enemies and have your team tear them apart because they cant heal
Like bionade effectively makes supports like mercy and ana useless because they rely on their heals to help their team unlike Zen with Discord or Lucio with speedboost
idk ive just always seen that as her biggest problem and a lot of people agree with me
even some pros
but its your choice
in the end```

He didnt reply to this

[toxic yacht]

ah, discord on phone crashed

¯_(ツ)_/¯

too much salt

back to my laptop

[solid spear]

Lul

[balmy wolf]

He didnt say that changing anti heal was impossible

Just unlikely

[toxic yacht]

it's your choice whether you want to have a balanced game

in the end

[rapid oxide]

im ok with 50% healing boost and 50% reduction of healing

not fucking deny it

[toxic yacht]

anti heal is flat out broken

end of story

[rapid oxide]

keep that for an ulti maybe?

[toxic yacht]

to balance it you have to make ana trash

and if you don't make ana trash, she's op like now

[balmy wolf]

And he did at least say that "maybe duration again is an option"

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[rapid oxide]

maybe

[toxic yacht]

making the duration lower will kinda make it useless though

[balmy wolf]

Before the patch goes Live I hope enough people give feedback about ana's broken nade

That they change it

[toxic yacht]

like, if you make it low enough to be balanced

[pine star]

They should at least reduce the area back to where it was

[toxic yacht]

nade will barely have any use

[pine star]

Like c'mon

[rapid oxide]

i calculated once, if you lower the nade time you heal the same without

i was wondering once "why from 4 to 3"

[pine star]

OH OH OH OH what if the nade acted like a reverse Lúcio sound barrier that blocks all the healing and decreases progressively?

[toxic yacht]

blizzard seriously bummfucked themselves when they designed ana

lol

[rapid oxide]

i was like "i heal the same ammount" lol

even if i dont toss the nade

[toxic yacht]

I think people would find that too confusing

[pine star]

They would get used to it

[rapid oxide]

like if average ppl know there's an ironclad passive

ppl dont know even that the fuck is the number below zarya xhair

[toxic yacht]

blizzard probably also want to make abilities as simple as possible to understand

[solid spear]

Make it 50%, 75% something

Anything

[toxic yacht]

imagine trying to describe that effect

in the F1 window

[pine star]

That's true @toxic yacht

lul

They could just put a link to a website that explains it

[toxic yacht]

I'd fucking suck jeff kaplan's dick

if they nerf heal denial

to be 50 or something

I'm so desperate at this stage

I'd do that for free

and only for ana nerfs

[pine star]

Speaking of Anas

JFC this Lucid dude is fucking god tier

[toxic yacht]

Ananas

ohhh, you're watching the match rn?

[pine star]

Yup

[solid spear]

Oh there's a match now

[digital pond]

Whoru was made Lucid's bitch in those series.

[pine star]

Dem sleep dats

[digital pond]

He took Whoru, bent him over and just said "Take my Dart".

[toxic yacht]

literally almost every ult

he ate a sleepdart

it was beatiful

[pine star]

Miro kills everyone, massive team fight, kills everywhere

Guess what was WhoRU doing?

[digital pond]

Aside from like King Row Whoru didn't get to play the game.

Lucid just disconnected his keyboard.

[rapid oxide]

Counter_Logic_Gaming✓ Official CLG[S] 12 points 48 minutes ago

Hello! Our OW team haven't reached the point where they're competing in top tier tournaments like APEX, but they've been practicing as hard as any of our other teams six days a week, ten hours a day. We're going to be pushing more fun (and serious) content in the future in the mean time. Let us know what kinds of content you'd be interested in watching. We would post this in the /r/Overwatch subreddit... but you know.

[toxic yacht]

lol, whoru was sleeping for half the match

[digital pond]

The OW CLG team is apparently at PAX right now.

[pine star]

Pro streamer team

[toxic yacht]

whoru was actually insane on illios too

[digital pond]

Got some friends there that told me they were scheduled.

[rapid oxide]

yes, they are at pax

like splyce

[digital pond]

Yeah Illios Whoru and Esca teamwork shined.

[toxic yacht]

remember how he got a sword in what, 30 seconds?

[digital pond]

Esca cleaned up anything Whoru didn't finish.

[pine star]

@toxic yacht he's insane eveywhere on Genji, but in this match he was a lazyass mofo sleeping all the time

[toxic yacht]

like, he literally used a sword

then overtime started

they're cleaning up

[pine star]

And he had other

[toxic yacht]

and oops

there comes another dragonblade

[pine star]

He's such a carry

[digital pond]

To be very fair the team makes a lot of room for Whoru.

[pine star]

lul I just remember Thorin talking about WhoRU

[digital pond]

They always open up the map for him.

[toxic yacht]

yeah, they play around whoru a lot

[digital pond]

And give him the room he needs.

[toxic yacht]

and jehong babysits him

[digital pond]

Not saying he's bad or anything.

[pine star]

WhoRU: "Oh I play Genji because he's a ninja, and I like ninja and assassins, and I've played a lot of Genji so I'm a good Genji player now 😄 "

[toxic yacht]

he also has the worlds best winston softening up targets for him

[digital pond]

Plus during the KDU game aside from Birding the entire team seemed to funnel all their attention on Esca.

[toxic yacht]

which is very helpful

[digital pond]

Like aside from like 3 times of sillyness I can think off a lot of Esca's deaths were 2-3 people just diving on his butt.

[toxic yacht]

lol, they watched monte circlejerk about him

and thought that killing him would win them the game

[digital pond]

Rofl sounds right.

[pine star]

^lmfao

[digital pond]

Like the Anubis game where they chased him when LH was on defense as S76. And everyone said he was doing nothing. Dude was distracting 2 people for like 20 seconds.

Cause they chased him toward point fucking B and back.

[toxic yacht]

lmao, yes

he was being chased halfway through the fucking map by a dive comp

[pine star]

Twitch chat gonna Twitch chat I guess

Doa to Monte: "Was that Zunba right there?"

LMFAO

[digital pond]

That was my fave part.

[pine star]

Gold

I could almost picture him

[digital pond]

Even Doa got tired of it lmao.

[toxic yacht]

lmao

[pine star]

"WAS IT ZUNBA RIGHT THERE? WAS IT? ANSWER ME CHRISTOPHER"

[toxic yacht]

DoA called him out

because it was getting tiring af

[pine star]

I ain't even mad

[toxic yacht]

shitting on esca is beating on the decaying corpse of a horse

[pine star]

Doa best man

Also

[rapid oxide]

doa said "you hare too hard on esca monty"

[pine star]

Can we take a moment to appreciate just how good Tobi is?

[toxic yacht]

Tobi is the korean DSPStanky

lol

[pine star]

DSPStanky is the american Tobi*

[digital pond]

He was fragging out on Illios lmao.

[rapid oxide]

dspstanky is good only in soloq

[digital pond]

Tobi was blood thirsty on King's Row too.

[toxic yacht]

basically, tobi does dspstanky shit in pro games

admittedly, he does get punished at times

[rapid oxide]

while tobi can do pro and soloq

[toxic yacht]

but it's normally worth it

[digital pond]

Dude do you remember vs Runaway

When he fucking wallclimbed the fucking Eichenwalde tree

And wrapped back to his spawn

When they chased him lmao

[pine star]

YEAH LUL

[toxic yacht]

lmao

[pine star]

Omg

[toxic yacht]

yes

when he just escaped

[pine star]

Dat escape

God tier

[digital pond]

"Not Today"

[rapid oxide]

try to say that tobi is better than dsp to free downvotes

[toxic yacht]

people on the main sub don't even know tobi

lol

[rapid oxide]

indeed

[toxic yacht]

you'd just get ignored

[pine star]

Runaway vs LH rematch

[rapid oxide]

just instert "when jeff want to wrestle u xdxdxd"

[digital pond]

I really wanna see a KDP v. LH final actually.

[toxic yacht]

tbh LW Blue would beat runaway, methinks

[pine star]

"tfw you get hookd during ur ult lmao xddd"

[toxic yacht]

like, ow results are so inconsistent and amusing

[balmy wolf]

Cant wait for next week of OCS

To see Evil stomp fucking everyone

[toxic yacht]

like, Misfits beats Fnatic, Fnatic beats NiP, NiP beats Misfits

it's like rock paper scissors

[pine star]

Monte: "That's gonna be the real test to Meta Athena"

Meta Athena played EnVyUs

[toxic yacht]

3-0d

kek

Monte has too much faith in nV

and doesn't believe in shadowburn

back at the world cup

he was like "Finland will beat russia 2-0"

[pine star]

Actually, that sounded like him trashing EnVy

[digital pond]

Monte picks his favorites and he sticks to them at least he's loyal.

[toxic yacht]

reinforce said that you souldn't underestimate shadowburn

[pine star]

I mean

[toxic yacht]

and was like "Russia can beat them"

[pine star]

What he said implied EnVy was not a test to MA at all

[balmy wolf]

Especially not on 144hz no ping

[toxic yacht]

then they "bullied" him into changing his prediction

Russia 2-0d them

[pine star]

Shadowburn without ping

[toxic yacht]

ShaDowBurn with no ping and 144 hertz with 144 tick

was amazing to watch

[pine star]

OP

[toxic yacht]

literally team russia

is reason enough to watch the world cup

[pine star]

Team Russia?

You mean SDB and his goons

[toxic yacht]

LOL

basically

Unfixed did a lot too

but let's be honest

[pine star]

Well yeah

But still

[toxic yacht]

it was the ShaDowBurn show through and through

[digital pond]

Who even won the World Champ?

[pine star]

I honestly hope he moves to NA

[balmy wolf]

It was Rubikon, Cypher, Unfixed, SDB and 2 no names

[digital pond]

I didn't even watch it.

[pine star]

KR

[balmy wolf]

South Korea

[digital pond]

I voted on teams and never looked back.

[toxic yacht]

cypher wasn't on russia

[digital pond]

Oh yeah didn't KR send a full pro team?

[toxic yacht]

he was supposed to

[digital pond]

And took it like seriously.

[pine star]

Yeah

[toxic yacht]

KR sent half of lunatic hai

🙃

[balmy wolf]

Ah yeah

Anak

[digital pond]

Lmao

[balmy wolf]

replaced him

[pine star]

They try harded

Except vs Australia

[toxic yacht]

half of lunatic hai + zunba

[pine star]

nano symmetra flashbacks

[digital pond]

Zunba counts for 2 people.

[balmy wolf]

Remember before

[toxic yacht]

also, arhan

[balmy wolf]

When everyone thought Sweden would absolutely dominate?

[pine star]

Arhan Bastion

[toxic yacht]

when everyone believed in sweden

[balmy wolf]

That was when no one had seen any korean teams

[pine star]

Wasn't Sweden like all dps mains?

[toxic yacht]

sweden would also have dominated

[balmy wolf]

Everyone was like "Oh dude, sweden is like all Envy rogue and misfits"

[pine star]

Oh wait, no

[balmy wolf]

"They'll take it easy"

[toxic yacht]

finland was dps mains

[pine star]

That was Finland

Yeah

[balmy wolf]

Then SK came along

[toxic yacht]

Finland vs Sweden was the true final

tsk

USA vs Russia were the semis

[pine star]

Taimou clutch shooting gallery vs Russia tho

[balmy wolf]

Sweden had lots of individual skill

But no teamplay

[toxic yacht]

sadly, sweden vs finland was only bo3

[balmy wolf]

Like lots of individual skill

[toxic yacht]

while ryujehong and miro raping shadowburn was a bo7

lemme look for taimou's shooting gallery, that was insane

[pine star]

ikr

Those where like 10 consecutive clong

that was a headshot sound

[balmy wolf]

tfw if team USA actually took it seriously they would have been one of the strongest teams

[toxic yacht]

I'm so tilted about USA and France

[pine star]

USA secretly try harded

[balmy wolf]

tfw France could have been a super team but it was all streamers

[toxic yacht]

if USA had practiced they could have won

[balmy wolf]

🙃

[pine star]

@balmy wolf rip

[toxic yacht]

Kryw and Knoxxx tried to carry

lmao

[pine star]

No SoOn FeelsBadMan

[toxic yacht]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIvk6-9YuBU

this video

taimou's clutch

[pine star]

[toxic yacht]

+shadowburn's insane sword at the end

[pine star]

Deflected Taimou's deadeye in his salty face

[balmy wolf]

No aKm, SoOn, NiCO, Hidan, Unkoe, Superplouk, Winz, Hqrdest, Pipou

So fucking tilting dude

[pine star]

They had Kitty tho, so it's ok

[toxic yacht]

remember how team finland was like "We understand shadowburn, we can counter him"?

lol

I especially loved how they played around hymzi instead of taimou

like, everyone knows how SDB ults

just because you know it it doesn't mean that you can counter it, lol

SK are the only ones who countered his sword

basically what happened was, zunba waited for sdb to use up his dash reset

[balmy wolf]

I hope to god this years WC is better

[toxic yacht]

and then he gravitoned him

lol, if they even do a world cup this year

[pine star]

Also Jehong pressed him so hard

And let's not forget Miro made SDB his bitch

[digital pond]

I think they'll use the OWL to do the qualifiers for WC.

If they do more of those.

[pine star]

The thing is

If they want to represent the bigger amount possible of countries, not all of them are going to have high level pros to be on said country's roster

So

More streamers and ccs

So

More Muselk as team captain of Aus

So more nano-symmetra.