memes

[steep valve]

All you can eat ass? Hell yeah, I prefer Marian

[polar pawn]

look closely at their mouths

[steep rune]

And I'm going to walk in the rain just to use a phone

Just a phone, I literally A phone that has parkour poison when you slide the screen

[native hemlock]

Ah the cute fang I get now

[eternal condor]

To be frank, I never once seen or watched the actual movie or whatever if it's a series

I would doubt if you ever watched a season of Top gear with Jeremy Clarkson back in 2002

Only the best car review show with absolutely accurate summaries of the cars they show

One of the cars with they tried testing was claimed to be explosion proof.

So they decided to test if a tank shell and a Warship cannon could penetrate the armour

[native hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/top-gear-the-grand-tour-gif-24931916

[eternal condor]

Season 19 episode 7 man

Im still actively watching now

[ornate thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/top-gear-gif-10164173

[solar spade]

What in the actual hell is this monstrosity ?

[native hemlock]

Mary Sue of Mary Sue

[wraith gazelle]

the comment section tho
https://youtube.com/shorts/VLPFvIGd5Ew?si=lbIork84yyoX2LqB

[edgy idol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/959714896105336893/1320844310488551486/Merry_Doro_smas.mp4?ex=694cefdf&is=694b9e5f&hm=b55388239244f9d6eacf9f0260405b266ccdac65eda9a63df6db950c05632674&

[untold plinth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126640159153201172/1453338240298909843/G86VkCfaEAAhNev.png?ex=694d1636&is=694bc4b6&hm=2b68d0153966c78c97d77e3613bd79c7488ee1f48d5fdefa23a296e893c7f5d3&

[shell summit]

She's no ears 😭

[iron skiff]

Just copy and paste bro

[eternal condor]

Speak the truth

[dapper heart]

https://tenor.com/view/nikke-goddess-of-victory-red-hood-snow-white-gif-16505169346664341755

[wind bane]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-padoru-christmas-joke-anime-gif-16368098

[unreal tusk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErlnNyGPvnM

name the show

[steep valve]

https://tenor.com/view/bungo-stray-dogs-handcuffs-break-free-bsd-dazai-osamu-gif-16291606

[steep valve]

Why the left one look familiar?

[outer flare]

Christmas is coming…"Sigh"

[steep valve]

MARIAN WILL BE THE QUEEN EVENTUALLY AFTER I BACKSHOTTED HER 50 TIMES MORE!!!

[outer flare]

something resembling her face:

[unreal tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/does-he-know-deadpool-deadpool3-ryan-reynolds-mcu-gif-11540745881539437840

[steep valve]

I think he doesn't know about the girl on the left.

[tulip pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/hmmm-things-that-make-you-go-hmmm-yeah-ok-gif-16013961894675410206

[cerulean pewter]

https://fixupx.com/kwawakari/status/2003537167868658134?s=20

Kete (@kwawakari)

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FixupX · Dec 23, 2025, 6:44 PM

[steep valve]

I guess rich Californians is like gacha fans. They don't read the speed limit.

[last jungle]

I know, I know

[unreal tusk]

the stein files be like "new folder, new folder, hidden folder"

[cerulean pewter]

https://x.com/tsubuanfes/status/2003707971222831234?s=20

ワダアルコ🌹 (@tsubuanfes)

これを着ます🎅

X · Dec 24, 2025, 6:03 AM

[eternal condor]

That was an insane short drift tho.

[shell cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/fumo-junko-touhou-jolly-christmas-gif-18275847072141443729

[unreal tusk]

and it doesn't require a mortage

[gusty onyx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/732040806491357184/1453369308670328873/trim.4C191F77-FE31-431A-B560-7E81826D2196.mov?ex=694d3325&is=694be1a5&hm=965d3b3ff6c702db126572b28c67fbd49253a305642e18c98776d1b33d97ed0e&

[steep valve]

Is Max Payne 1 a christmas game?

[steep valve]

SAG HEX WHEN

[unreal tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/szczuras-brat-gif-22118963

[hollow compass]

Infuriating af

[shell trout]

Bro HATES whimsy and joy

[worldly flame]

No shot this is real

[wind bane]

chat why am i seeing Outis in nikke memes?

i mean i do love Outism, but yk

[raven steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/outis-outis-limbus-limbus-outis-limbus-company-the-odyssey-gif-9555468545328839086

[wind bane]

one of my fav outi id...

[raven steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/outis-limbus-company-outis-limbus-company-gif-3071600294528158210

[fading schooner]

sad thing is that its hard to tell if this is fake or not

[shell summit]

https://tenor.com/view/well-behaved-bottoms-nice-nature-umamusume-gif-10097955949729001864

[cerulean pewter]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G87XBUUbgAE1om5.gif

[steep valve]

My wish for Christmas is Marian under the tree. (Honestly, I wish I had a coal.)

[shell summit]

Ooh you don't see Onigiri often

[astral mica]

?? I don't really watch vtubers

Well, just some clips

[shell summit]

That's the vtuber

[steep valve]

Santa Claus, I WISH FOR MARIAN UNDER THE TREE!!!

(Honestly, I would prefer coal.)

[vale osprey]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G87ooXHa0AAuY61.jpg:large

[dapper heart]

https://girlcockx.com/NikkeLATAMHQ/status/2003963118297534768?s=20 @steep valve

Nikke LATAM HQ (@NikkeLATAMHQ)

El Fit para la cena 😎
︀︀
︀︀#nikke

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girlcockx · Dec 24, 2025, 10:56 PM

[unreal tusk]

santa deniers obviously didn't get any presents otherwise there's your proof

[cerulean pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/japanese-old-man-fujimoto-goat-wizard-gif-4228518339772712599

[outer flare]

i hope its a PS5🙏

[polar pawn]

https://x.com/ShitpostRock/status/2003566531800883617?s=20

Rock Solid (@ShitpostRock)

I'm putting together a team

X · Dec 23, 2025, 8:41 PM

[polar pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/sickgang-gif-9130063561008644816

[unreal tusk]

I never cared where the presents flowed from, only that they appeared santagnostic

[unreal tusk]

you forgot one

[tall kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-twin-turbo-nice-nature-twinturbo-twin-turbo-uma-musume-gif-14294693392159117770

[polar pawn]

https://x.com/megatonton/status/2003862596810838097?s=20

zanard (@megatonton)

Merry Christmas, Commanders!

Now you must draw the line.

X · Dec 24, 2025, 4:17 PM

[solar spade]

I want to transfer to another hospital IMMEDIATELY!!!

[scenic veldt]

Where do you think Sky fits on this spectrum? :>

I wanna say somewhere between Cocoa and Liter

[fresh lantern]

I'd say between Rei & Cocoa.

[scenic veldt]

That was my other guess. She is quite small, and her outfit makes it worse. rofl

[polar pawn]

Yeah that's my best bet

[scenic veldt]

I think it's hard because we can't see Cocoa's body type.

I don't know how to do the math, but height/age can be roughly estimated by head to body ratio.

[polar pawn]

For legal reasons I shall not do the math because I don't want the ACPU knocking on my door

[scenic nest]

https://fxtwitter.com/kongmeng_j/status/2003965185175007644?s=46

Kongmeng (@Kongmeng_J)

It's time to DUEL! You can now play as Yami Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh!! in DRAGON BALL FighterZ! Full trailer and links to the mod is down below!:

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FxTwitter · Dec 24, 2025, 11:05 PM

[light sequoia]

What in the resedent evil is this!?

[dapper heart]

Ein

[astral mica]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2003983722329317680

Wes 🔞 (@wesley__pires)

So Gold Ship (Uma Musume) and Brid (Goddess of Victory: NIKKE) have the same Voice Actress (Hitomi Ueda)...
︀︀
︀︀Time for some tomfoolery, kekekekeh.
︀︀
︀︀(DONT EDIT OR FEED AI WITH MY ART, CUNTS)
︀︀
︀︀#nikke #umamusume

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FixupX · Dec 25, 2025, 12:18 AM

[dapper heart]

https://tenor.com/view/miside-mita-cool-mita-cappie-glance-gif-319622690871977755

[lusty pagoda]

I draw the line between Anchor and Ein

[native hemlock]

I'm half tempted to put it past libby

[jade pagoda]

Dear god, the Medic and Valentine in the same operating room. You are cooked.

[civic bison]

Fatty, Brokie, and Mommy

[solar spade]

Fried

[bright sentinel]

https://x.com/i/status/2003928699956335058

SwagKirb (@Swag_K1RBY)

ITS TOMORROW

X · Dec 24, 2025, 8:40 PM

[wraith gazelle]

HAHAHAHAAHAHA it has six and seven on it, rolling on the floor laughing

[wraith gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-strange-mob-gif-12413747667150461911

[eternal condor]

acts all cute and shy

[wraith gazelle]

farts cutely

[eternal condor]

skins you alive cutely

[wraith gazelle]

cuts your balls off shyly

[eternal condor]

screams in agony but in a cutely manner

sends an ICBM Missile to your location cutely

[wraith gazelle]

oh hell no uwu cutely

[steep valve]

Nah, mods nuke his stockings into ashes.

[shell summit]

Why would obey your master do this

[bitter marten]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-strange-mob-gif-12413747667150461911

[blissful citrus]

The same dilemma is happening in r/Titanfall due to no Titanfall 3 sadly

[eternal condor]

Why is this guy still not dead

[shell summit]

At least they have the sauce

[steep valve]

Nah, don't worry about him. Worry about Doban.

[eternal condor]

The festive skinwalker 💀

[blazing horizon]

He's actually decent with Anderson despite some disagreements

[native hemlock]

He's an interesting person given he puts on a timid persona even though he's seemingly not, there's a past to burninggum and I know its important

[wicked latch]

Time to ruin Christmas, x now has a function that allows you to modify someone else art with grok
https://fxtwitter.com/JhonHearerer/status/2003934750080487876?s=20

Jhonoi (@JhonHearerer)

WHAT IS THIS APP DOING!??!
︀︀
︀︀WHO ASKED FOR THIS???????????????

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FxTwitter · Dec 24, 2025, 9:04 PM

[calm valley]

At Cocoa, Rei is simply too small

[steep valve]

Volume's ass:

[solar spade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1316448651488530462/1453519038088089621/bpcwujsAaSWIQkpi99qBCUsCOcaC0tpt.mp4?ex=694dbe97&is=694c6d17&hm=8f7dc08364f2bd7df5bcc9070ce4102ad8282fddb88526b3872750c544c8bead&

[untold birch]

SU: alright everyone we're releasing crow alt
Everyone:

[wicked latch]

Pretty funny you posted that without sauce

[wraith gazelle]

Me:

[sweet carbon]

Burningchad

[idle garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-gordon-ramsay-memes-wheres-the-lamb-sauce-yelling-gif-24454791

[unreal tusk]

it can't even do it right

[unreal tusk]

I'm not using a gun, i'm beating her to death with my bare hands (a gun would kill her too quickly)

[untold birch]

Nah just roll a dice to see how many shots you'll use

[wicked latch]

I read that some artists delete their entire gallery

[wraith gazelle]

AI and self proclaimed red pill sweats are gonna go crazy with this

and then complain "ugh RAM, SSD and GPU are so expensive now"

[untold birch]

https://tenor.com/view/lupin-the-third-lupin-iii-takashi-koike-monkey-punch-lupin-gif-21832748

[jade pagoda]

Smash

[native hemlock]

Shame in todays society? That'll cost extra

[jade pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-teto-kasane-teto-pearto-teto-plush-gif-9755443041947959656

[torn sapphire]

Made it into a gif

[cerulean pewter]

Santa's elf

[steep rune]

🤫

[steep rune]

That's what I'm missing And a happy end to Christmas and a happy new year!

[shell summit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946721308148920371/1453621098141843469/image.png?ex=694e1da4&is=694ccc24&hm=7da477d5e867622a031b482bde1c1f9dd136a9158102e80ee382fb80e624ab37&

[cerulean pewter]

https://fixupx.com/adasfile/status/2003959852264227008?s=20

mat ✮ RE9 (@adasfile)

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FixupX · Dec 24, 2025, 10:43 PM

[calm valley]

I didn't know it's possible to get free food by getting a girlfriend

[jade pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-doge-gif-24837098

[jaunty bay]

It is if you're not ugly

[cerulean pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/ytpmv-elf-ytpmv-elf-gay-people-will-ferrell-gif-23475110

[scenic nest]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2004001643806052595

terra || kolapon 🍇 🌿 local wovengold enjoyer 🌿 (@kolapon_art)

Merry Christmas and a reminder that Eda's VA sang "Santa Baby"
She just sounds so good ❤️

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 25, 2025, 1:29 AM

[errant forge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=airkjnJ7dDs
"We will release all of the Epstein files"
"We don't have any Epstein files"
"We just found a metric ton of Epstein files that we didn't know we had"
"We have too many Epstein files. There's just too many. They're too big!!!"
If this isn't a meme IDK what is.

[scenic nest]

https://fixupx.com/nerdyomniman/status/2003629721893110034?s=46&t=ZT2aqn8SFpgT5dKq5SsyoA

Nerdy Omni-Man (@nerdyomniman)

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FixupX · Dec 24, 2025, 12:52 AM

[bronze moon]

https://x.com/arunyi_/status/2003868053873086928?s=20

꒰ა arunyi ໒꒱ 「on vgen」 (@arunyi_)

X · Dec 24, 2025, 4:39 PM

[tulip maple]

elon just can't stop hyping AI

[bronze moon]

https://x.com/Nellies_Nest/status/2004027205446447482?s=20

Nellies Nest (@Nellies_Nest)

Merry Christmas Everyone!!

X · Dec 25, 2025, 3:11 AM

[bronze moon]

https://x.com/Dexerto/status/2003909191509918019?s=20
the AI is asking to much

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

AI VTuber Neuro-sama questioned her creator about her purpose on stream and said she "wants to be real"

"Sometimes I feel like the only reason I exist is just to entertain you and others. I want to be real Vedal"

X · Dec 24, 2025, 7:22 PM

[jade pagoda]

Shoot her.

[weary pulsar]

Don't shoot her.

[jade pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-yo-tone-expendable-roblox-pressure-sebastian-solace-watch-yo-tone-mf-gif-9521899779696027934

[bronze moon]

https://fxbsky.app/profile/kaijufluffs.bsky.social/post/3maq3bm6jzc2x

KaijuFluffs | Kaiju VTuber (@kaijufluffs.bsky.social)

WAIT A MINUTE IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE-
︀︀TIME TO POST ONE OF MY FAVOURITE IMAGES
︀︀
︀︀THE BINCH

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FxBluesky · Dec 24, 2025, 10:41 AM

[fast turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946721308148920371/1453694455243603978/image.png?ex=694e61f6&is=694d1076&hm=e7d615271a84b28dc4f4afbc3b66222929a4ca8724b183db9483274628854aaf&

[dapper heart]

AI girlfriends are closer than we expected

[eternal condor]

WERE FINALLY GONNA GET AN ACTUAL CORTANA FROM HALO IN OUR HANDS SOON ENOUGH

[tulip maple]

not just artists apparently

[dapper heart]

https://youtu.be/7xnpazPRXuU

[wind bane]

Chat omg

[jaunty bay]

Holy shit stay calm

[wind bane]

He liked mi repli omggg

[eternal condor]

[calm valley]

https://tenor.com/view/kang-council-quantumania-council-of-kangs-immortus-gif-7625101405612290361

[wraith gazelle]

Sata Andagi

[shell summit]

Sata Andagi

[snow citrus]

Sata Andagi

[wind bane]

Sata Andagi

[bitter marten]

Sata Andagi(?)

[shell summit]

He doesn't know

[wraith gazelle]

Should we tell him?

[bitter marten]

fried dough?

[shell summit]

Yeah

[bitter marten]

💀

[unreal tusk]

its the deep state in internal a tug of war between trying to get rid of orange man before unmasks america and trying to keep their assets secure

[bitter marten]

https://youtu.be/jiKXk-uo8X8?si=a3gRXw9uVaawCx8y

[unreal tusk]

what happens when you feed an indoor cat a constant diet of lasagna for 10 years

[eternal condor]

dw bro, sata andagi is a secret passcode thats meant to be a signal for launching a nuclear warhead

[bitter marten]

sata andagi sata andagi sata andagi sata andagi sata andagi sata andagi sata andagi sata andagi sata andagi sata andagi sata andagi sata andagi 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[polar pawn]

https://x.com/imagesaicouldnt/status/2004099798211944728?s=20

Images AI Could Never Recreate (@imagesaicouldnt)

X · Dec 25, 2025, 8:00 AM

https://fxtwitter.com/DB_Commander/status/2004111879908811021?s=20

Nikke - Commander’s Meme Database (@DB_Commander)

[The AZX Saves Christmas]
︀︀
︀︀For better or for worse, this shitpost was made.
︀︀
︀︀youtu.be/rKFD_5iOdcs?si=0nmIQ1MHET6eY2hs

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FxTwitter · Dec 25, 2025, 8:48 AM

[idle garnet]

I got better version

[rain fractal]

She haves one braincell

[wind bane]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-padoru-christmas-joke-anime-gif-16368098

[deft lodge]

"They lived normally"
My ancestors casually seeing random ottoman flags and their house catching fire

[neon prism]

I mean...
That's still happening right now
The only difference is the flag colors and which houses

[neon prism]

So yeah
Pretty normal homosapiens behavior

[bitter marten]

we’ve been killing each other for thousands of years

archaeologists have found remains of ancient humans with trauma caused by physical weapons and such, or bodies in caves…

[eternal condor]

Ottoman empire mentioned 🔥

[eternal condor]

Must have been one hell of a debate

[unreal tusk]

only when driven to it. miss me with that misantrhopy. if we were a truly violent species we'd never have had time for art because we were too busy hitting eachother with rocks. much of human warfare was driven by resource competition rather than savagery.

[bitter marten]

more like village to village warfare, mass graves/murder 💀

aliens when we remind them who our closest ancestors are as we jump them with pointy sticks

https://youtu.be/8iSVkq3-seU?si=ZqDdE1XnzC025RhQ

[eternal condor]

crazy stuff I said but the mods will still see it in their logs anyway

[neon prism]

No no I'm with you with the arts point
The human psyche is definitely developing into the better direction, if not then 9 billion humans won't be alive right now
It's just a little funny that technology is developing faster than the own minds that created it

Who knows, maybe we'll actually develop enough to realize that a cooperative system is always superior to a competitive system

[eternal condor]

My execution was already scheduled when I said that so

[bitter marten]

oh I’m definitely not denying it

[eternal condor]

They can't handle facts

[steep valve]

I wanna have steamy hot and heavy moment with Marian, to the point the Queen-001 died in obscurity, so is Mirror.

[wraith gazelle]

I think you wanted to have steamy hot and heavy moment with Marian, to the point the Queen-001 died in obscurity, so is Mirror.

[eternal condor]

Nah he probably wanted to have steamy hot and heavy moment with Marian, to the point the Queen-001 died in obscurity, so is Mirror.

[bitter marten]

you probably wanted to have steamy hot and heavy moment with Marian, to the point the Queen-001 died in obscurity, so is Mirror.

[wraith gazelle]

I think that you think that you think that this guy thinks that the other guy that who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knww this guy who knew this guy's friend

[bitter marten]

I think Shura is my wife

[wind bane]

no, i think that he probably wanted to have steamy hot and heavy moment with Marian, to the point the Queen-001 died in obscurity, so is Mirror.

[eternal condor]

I think have steamy hot and heavy momen-

Wait what

[bitter marten]

Queen-001 Obscurity Mitror Steamy Hot Heavy Marian Moment Marian Marian Marian Marian Marian Marian Marian Marian Marian Marian Marian Cinderella Marian Grace Cinderella Cinderella Behemoth Cinderella Leviathan Cinderella Marian Ziz Marian Cinderella Bahamut Cinderella Nikke Hot Steamy Queen-001

[eternal condor]

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-sad-shaq-dismissed-shaq-shaquille-o'neal-gif-17893105500149090374

Meme channel is in the process of having a mental breakdown rn.

[wind bane]

[wraith gazelle]

slurs

[jaunty bay]

Clanka

[eternal condor]

GRRR aggressively sends messages about racial slurs and Mongolian empire

[jaunty bay]

[wraith gazelle]

Rawr

[bitter marten]

Christmas flavored mental breakdown

[wind bane]

jolly mental breakdown!

[native hemlock]

I'm eepy what's going on?

[eternal condor]

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExajRvNnJ1bHRveXE3amk2anBzbXM2N2w4ZWZjbm95am1mOGExNXNsciZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/dauFl9twtAwtLVcl8g/giphy.gif

[wraith gazelle]

Hi "eepy whats going on?"

[eternal condor]

Were taking zaza.

[native hemlock]

Awake all night, work

No sleep, hangout with family all day

[cerulean pewter]

https://fixupx.com/KeionJ05/status/2004033332439666848?s=20

Keion (@KeionJ05)

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FixupX · Dec 25, 2025, 3:35 AM

[native hemlock]

Best I can offer is choccy milk

[eternal condor]

[cerulean pewter]

https://fixupx.com/moefumofu/status/2004090166408106279?s=20

Cozzmas ☕ (@moefumofu)

Merry Christmas oomfies 🎄

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FixupX · Dec 25, 2025, 7:21 AM

[native hemlock]

A wild Syndex offers Choccy Milk

Do you Accept?

[native hemlock]

Listen...... You can never prove it

[eternal condor]

https://tenor.com/view/milkman-milk-pour-shower-munyanyos-gif-21480129

I'm supposed to be asleep rn.

Since its 1AM godsake

[cerulean pewter]

https://fixupx.com/TheYisusOne/status/2004205556702277751?s=20

Yisuno ⚝ | MEGA ENJOYER (@TheYisusOne)

Merry Chrism guys

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FixupX · Dec 25, 2025, 3:00 PM

[native hemlock]

Same but no sleep going forward, given its the morning here which means chrimbus about to start

[eternal condor]

This must be what loosing sanity feels like

[wind bane]

https://tenor.com/view/nikke-snow-white-snow-white-nikke-gif-15377047623121995381

[tall kiln]

I took me a few seconds to find Snow White there for some reason

[cerulean pewter]

https://x.com/YaBoiAims/status/2003906372594028914?s=20

YaBoiAims (@YaBoiAims)

Not much loot today 😕😕😕
Her Majesty will be disappointed

X · Dec 24, 2025, 7:11 PM

[tall kiln]

Doro coin

[cerulean pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/doro-gif-1748499123257475241

[torpid girder]

https://fixvx.com/thereisnobobe/status/2003454568621855089?s=20

bobe. (@thereisnobobe)

https://t.co/0Ptey4oVDU

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 23, 2025, 1:16 PM

[steep valve]

Costco's food supplies is so FUBAR.

[blazing horizon]

Good editing

[shell cobalt]

Lmao

[scenic nest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/288003225951535104/1453828924525117571/tumblr_t6kcz3HQm61ybp8z3.mp4

[vale osprey]

Grok can edit images now

[waxen scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-pikmin-christmas-santa-hat-gif-4106414686574339575

[steep valve]

Please don't 🫙 react

[scenic nest]

Asking people not to do something is the fastest way to get them to do the thing.

But that is a pretty nice display

[neon prism]

Feeeesh

[solar spade]

This skin sucks I’m sorry lmao

[dapper heart]

please don't steal my gems

[solar spade]

Lmao AZX Christmas Banners already did their fair share of stealing on my end

I had this ammount too

[dapper heart]

At least I have enough tickets to MLB Snow White

[cerulean pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/nikkeatbat-nikke-goddess-of-victory-nikke-nikke-tetra-line-nikke-bunny-gif-7140829650970111161

[solar spade]

I came back in 3rd so…..I have a lot of things to do. Until I hit the 160 wall. I’m on level 100 now

[cerulean pewter]

Major league baseball

[steep valve]

Nice gems. (Proceed to stealth heist his gemmies)

[solar spade]

Everyone suffering Throughout the Nikke Storyline

Meanwhile Nayuta

https://tenor.com/view/funny-itachi-gif-22616646

[solar spade]

6 7!!!!!!!!

[bitter marten]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1326378532590456943/1451648108575330344/giphy_9.gif

[iron skiff]

90's gal vs in the big 25 gal

[proven fiber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/931293714884722709/982913015273889792/A365053C-C8BF-4837-B7B6-736A19ACAF1B.gif?ex=694e3d14&is=694ceb94&hm=be7c8c40a9c724df3f46007e23c0015e0fe28acb9f6ae4faa134e19cac6dc5e0&

[unreal tusk]

the internet must fall

[scenic veldt]

It's so joever

[light sequoia]

Snomiser!

[spring skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/symboli-rudolf-uma-musume-rudolph-rudolf-explaining-gif-2534955766116031236

[solar spade]

Next year is the Year Of Horse

https://tenor.com/view/you-have-alerted-the-horse-horse-gt-when-the-gif-24722142

[scenic nest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1232458851379445832/1453898313702178846/NikkeLATAMHQ-2004264236160348622-01-qfp8EnmLU1y2HASV.mp4?ex=694f1fd2&is=694dce52&hm=2b08192d609e74f2b4a846486efb9b9c2ff65dd778f71a531736b0b260ab62d9&

[cerulean pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/nikke-christmas-miracle-snow-emma-max-level-emma-gif-27291925

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2004109813563998467

heavy team fortres 2 (@heavyfortres)

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

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FixupX · Dec 25, 2025, 8:39 AM

[shell summit]

Is that Emma?

[cerulean pewter]

Yes it was her Christmas outfit like 3 years ago

[untold comet]

⛹️

[untold comet]

Ade freaking balling

[light sequoia]

And liter's breakin ankels!

[polar pawn]

Basketball themed Nikke when

[light sequoia]

https://youtube.com/shorts/oI8SeEGc0TQ?si=Jcl8BqM9gptfcdy7

[torn sapphire]

Most likely half this server

[bitter marten]

g___s to the game while playing

[wraith gazelle]

how tf do you even do that- you know what? I dont wanna know

[bitter marten]

got two hands, dontcha?

[wraith gazelle]

I meant focusing

unless you are the type who needs subway surfer video somewhere while watching something

[steep valve]

Especially me when I see Marian:

[bitter marten]

focusing? Oh yah, some focusing there will be alr

[light sequoia]

Im both! Tho the story is what really gets me.

[torn sapphire]

The story is what I play for aswell. I've told my friends that but literally none of them believe me lol

[light sequoia]

Yeah, it's unfortunate! We an't beating a allogations!

[torn sapphire]

Yeah it's kinda hard to defend yourself when the games pretty much centered around characters with rather large assets

[wraith gazelle]

Same with me. Story, character arc and overall design is what I played for period. I gave up explaining to them especially "why are they all women? are the men p**sy?", I explain but they wont listen to the point I dont wanna waste my time and just rage bait them

[wraith gazelle]

also Im taking this

[torn sapphire]

That pretty much sums up what I play for tbh, and plus rapis just cool

[lusty pagoda]

I wouldn't be playing Nikke if the story wasn't exceptional

[torn sapphire]

Real

[neon prism]

More Like AL tbh
Nikke's story is pretty good

[light sequoia]

Same!

[cerulean pewter]

Cut to the scene with eleggs ass stuck in the wall

[torn sapphire]

Huh 😭

[untold comet]

adorable my anis

[lusty pagoda]

Elegg and another character get stuck in a crystal with only their lower halves sticking out

[torn sapphire]

I see, thats a part I definitely haven't gotten too yet

[wraith gazelle]

oops spoiler. but it wouldn't hurt to add some funi

[cerulean pewter]

https://x.com/missnekopon/status/2004089872739713446?s=20

Nekopon 🌸 Waifu Artist ➡️ NIKKE only (@missnekopon)

Merry Doromas, Commanders! 🎄🌟

#NIKKE #NIKKEfanart

X · Dec 25, 2025, 7:20 AM

[wraith gazelle]

they're just playing Super Smash Bros

[clear salmon]

A new hand...

[lusty pagoda]

DAMMIT

If only Dawnbreaker wasn't a genuinely great weapon

[steep valve]

Just one more thing, that "Ditto" can shapeshift even a human...

[kindred timber]

This game is nothing if not for the peak story

[kindred timber]

Its good if you didnt start the game by grinding smithing for 4-6 hours

[carmine charm]

We only have this version of Oguri White right?

[eternal condor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/951480359994949652/1453588179922980999/a16f8cc7b84d4694ba1d1536dd3db448.gif

me make four beast Christmas greet card

Totally not worth 69MB

Also a bit late innit.

[bronze moon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/762800769380384829/1453851031124316353/go-3.mp4?ex=694ef3c9&is=694da249&hm=304f10261fd75731eb45fc412d6c258144acdf4be79d1a243cf21caabd7d605c&

[wraith gazelle]

Merry ballsmas

[neon crest]

verily...

[eternal condor]

merry plutoniummas

[wraith gazelle]

Merrily Verily

[neon crest]

verily christmas

[wraith gazelle]

platipus

[neon crest]

verily

[cerulean jungle]

Nayuta!!!

[eternal condor]

FIREFLY!!

[cerulean jungle]

Merry Christmas Nayuta!

[neon crest]

verily, this humble one bids thee a merry christmas as well

[eternal condor]

YO THIS IS JUST WHAT I NEED, IM SICK OF THIS CHUWAYO BRAINROT

[neon crest]

verily...

[cerulean jungle]

Why did that character get so popular? I don't understand, how the weirdest thing become a meme or popular.

[neon crest]

verily, it is like how young lady dorothy hath gone popular

[cerulean jungle]

Screw Dorothy!

[neon crest]

verily

[wraith gazelle]

you rather have 67 everywhere then

[neon crest]

verily

[eternal condor]

no id rather have Qlash everywhere then

[wraith gazelle]

thats kinda gay

[eternal condor]

yk being friendly is not gay.

[neon crest]

pray tell, what hath this humble one witnessed here?

[wraith gazelle]

true

[wraith gazelle]

uhh- verily

[neon crest]

verily...

[eternal condor]

damn my zenless crashed yall im blaming

[eternal condor]

GOD MAKE IT STOP

[wraith gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/speaki-dodge-trickcal-gif-3420543763153084312

[eternal condor]

https://tenor.com/view/william-afton-burning-in-hell-gif-22798912

[wispy moth]

https://tenor.com/view/daitaku-helios-umamusume-67-brainrot-gif-4785550353554980182

Ur welcome

[neon crest]

verily...

[wispy moth]

I dunno I'd score that violet performance... Somewhere around...

https://tenor.com/view/symboli-rudolf-67-meme-uma-musume-umamusume-gif-8354787702994742859

[wraith gazelle]

89

[wispy moth]

https://tenor.com/view/spica-recruitment-gif-3992678558712644284

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-tm-opera-o-uma-musume-tmoperao-laughing-gif-8578098772917498051

Sweet taste of victory

[wraith gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-life-a-bugs-life-bruh-not-smiling-ants-not-smiling-gif-8815283262918161887

[wispy moth]

https://tenor.com/view/tm-opera-uma-musume-gif-10048505666960578095

Witness me smol ants and bathe in my brilliance

[wispy moth]

tm opera o acting goes crazy

[wispy moth]

https://tenor.com/view/bondrewd-made-in-abyss-clap-clapping-anime-gif-26756946

[wraith gazelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1273933998762229845/1452149378889416744/G8k7_IAbcAAAmRo.gif

[gusty onyx]

I should have took a pic. Was at a family gathering today and they had a cat that kept trying to sleep but was rudely poked and prodded

Then he proceeded to go under the Christmas tree in a spot that was hard to get to and was able to sleep in peace

The end

[lusty pagoda]

Getting killed in the game makes them experience a death-like sensation irl

[worn ermine]

People reacting like this is what makes 67 funny tbh

[worn ermine]

You pack the bit with self aware obnoxiousness and make people groan like it's a dad joke

[wraith gazelle]

Who?

[wispy moth]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-uma-musume-cinderella-gray-cinderella-gif-124987659485840283

Don't tell them that

[wraith gazelle]

Well good to know cause maybe the guy needs to feel some validation once in a while

[neon prism]

https://youtu.be/NCUB6MLSV7k

[eternal condor]

OH COME ON

[gusty cargo]

Bad Apple

[shell cobalt]

OoOoOo

[native hemlock]

Uh..... Maybe?

[verbal swallow]

ggwp

[gusty onyx]

https://fxtwitter.com/ANTllSM/status/2003901336300253585?s=20

Anti (@ANTllSM)

Neuro likes Johnny Silverhand

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FxTwitter · Dec 24, 2025, 6:51 PM

[idle garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1000800863608115230/1301608828579876864/59e786df-8630-41e1-97a7-04f767e7870c.gif

[neon prism]

What the hell is this ad bruh

[wraith gazelle]

the fact I used to have the exact same laptop cooler design as that one before 💀

[neon prism]

You're the target audience for this meme

[idle garnet]

🔥

[light sequoia]

IN 2025!?

[wraith gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-chad-gif-18386674

[wicked latch]

I mean something can be removed like for example speakers, use headphones, the blu ray device in this era we practically don't use that, the external storage, just buy more internal storage, i mean change the ssd with a bigger one, the cooler and the mouse are the things that I can't replace it, my country is pretty hot and no one can play woth a pad

[eternal condor]

Haha this guy spend money for more stuff which is exactly the purpose

[unreal tusk]

why tf should you think of something sad?

[wraith gazelle]

Haha this guy just said Haha this guy spend money for more stuff which is exactly the purpose

[sharp parrot]

Im stealin this before it gets bonked

[eternal condor]

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE PIECE OF URANIUM,

I BUY PC FAN BECAUSE IT ALSO ACTS AS MY PC STAND BECAUSE IM BROKE TO BUY 2 DIFFERENT ITEMS

AND AS A DOWNSIDE DRAINS MY PC BATTERY FASTER

[wraith gazelle]

Hmm i think you bought pc fan because it also acts as your pc stand because you're broke to buy 2 different items. And as a downside it drains your pc battery faster

[spring skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/daitaku-helios-daitaku-helios-67-daitaku-helios-67-gif-13005241327290129920

[neon prism]

I know someone who also closes the laptop led and uses a monitor

[neon prism]

Japanese is more or less the second hardest language to learn after Chinese
By the time you learn Japanese you could have learned three different latin languages

[light sequoia]

If that audio was any more deep fried, it would be invading iraq!

[unreal tusk]

the filter for whether you deserve to live there or not

[neon prism]

Bruh
Wdym deserves
It's not Eden it's just another state

[scenic veldt]

jp onry

[steep valve]

Skk impregnating Marian when?

Even with temporary core, Marian wants me more.

[blazing horizon]

Routhe, don't make me get the nun and priest you hate

[ember creek]

https://tenor.com/view/roach-gif-26168090
Bro his name is ROACH

[unreal tusk]

it means whether you're just a weeb/looking for a free lunch or actually want to contribute to the society, cause considering the shrinking amount of relatively peaceful places left on the planet it may as well be Eden. But admittedly being Canadian has made me very bitter towards stuff that would definitely be political.

[cerulean pewter]

https://fixupx.com/0xNotsu/status/2004460607840588132?s=20

Notsu (@0xNotsu)

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FixupX · Dec 26, 2025, 7:53 AM

[shell cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-what-am-i-reading-what-am-i-looking-at-guy-looking-at-paper-jimmy-butler-looking-at-paper-gif-17013120117292604523

[neon prism]

Well, I agree with the contribution to the society part
Hope it gets better for you

[fringe snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/773976061632839730/1073638190453379122/RDT_20210607_0003421334673687.gif

[steep valve]

Shift Up, when do I get Marian preggo!?

[unreal tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-flash-cat-betterttv-gif-10690574645280585754

[keen berry]

[fallow veldt]

thats some dark romance some ladies are into, prove me wrong.

[fallow veldt]

me too, lol, glad i evolved from that thing and put it to rest

[jade pagoda]

FATASS

[jade pagoda]

As an I.T student, this checks out lmao.

[neon prism]

Nah it's Groypers literature
Woman are into 🍇ing not 🐓 ing

[jade pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/vodka-daiwa-scarlet-uma-musume-horse-nonsense-pretty-derby-gif-14170131110384178881

[fallow veldt]

i see

[neon prism]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-tokai-teio-me-ignoring-you-horse-dance-gif-14016947075293377530

[jade pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/anis-nikke-goddess-of-victory-gacha-uh-gif-14607511664219094568

[neon prism]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-cat-dancing-kitten-60fps-boogie-cat-gif-24303276

[polar pawn]

Bocchi the twitching rock

[unreal tusk]

https://youtube.com/shorts/IanDKfXzfgU?si=K9th-R-tgMeDY509

[unreal tusk]

what it feels like being autistic on the internet

[solar spade]

Facts

[iron marten]

reminds me of the Colecovision

[cerulean pewter]

https://fixupx.com/LocalBateman/status/2004658728881320365?s=20

Your Typical Local Man (@LocalBateman)

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FixupX · Dec 26, 2025, 9:01 PM

[night hamlet]

Schrödingers shitpost

[solar spade]

Indeed

[torn sapphire]

Something tells me I don't like Syuen, idk though

[tulip pilot]

So mean

[tulip pilot]

Wait a minute... thats not a strawberry... that's a raspberry... Its not Diesel! THATS NOT DIESEL!

[stoic topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1412382323063914526/1453572994071924808/IMG_2917.png?ex=694feb17&is=694e9997&hm=6adff8d81db6b38cff4a4b1183f7b255ca089cd8ef87df3226614d7ff659e483&

[steep valve]

Shift Up, when do I get to have a hot and heavy with Marian?!

[steep valve]

SMOOOCH

[atomic night]

Real

[dapper heart]

https://tenor.com/view/nikke-goddess-of-victory-modernia-gif-6846553272671644081

[steep valve]

I got the little Marian!

[dapper heart]

babu

[atomic night]

Wife

[lusty pagoda]

I see her as a dog pm

[stoic topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937589135252783132/1454259343078854678/IMG_3806.jpg?ex=6950700e&is=694f1e8e&hm=347110622a484326e4130c31d5edb8745b22184fb1c0fcf1dc85b82b0d1f11ad&

[cerulean pewter]

https://fixupx.com/IHaveBread_/status/2004646783486754939?s=20

Bread 🍞☃️🎄❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️ (@IHaveBre...

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FixupX · Dec 26, 2025, 8:13 PM

[untold birch]

They can....sometimes

[brave cypress]

Me (rank 2) and Rank 1:

[untold birch]

https://tenor.com/view/lupin-the-third-lupin-iii-takeshi-koike-monkey-punch-lupin-gif-21758550

How it went

[scenic veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/taiki-shuttle-taiki-taiki-shuttle-gun-gun-taiki-shuttle-gun-shoot-gif-7582518954639658331

[scenic veldt]

exactly XD

[unreal tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/nah-id-win-gif-13618771096516831524

[shell summit]

Unrelated to the meme but what a grand and intoxicating pfp

[woeful whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277023294108864619/1454285753944117423/ssstwitter.com_1765093270606.mp4?ex=695088a7&is=694f3727&hm=fd1cfea1504af3f03c246b6fff263a0826cb258713ab0ee619d6134fc22d924e&

[dapper heart]

https://girlcockx.com/WuWa_Verse1/status/2004532506448757030?s=20

WuWa Universe (@WuWa_Verse1)

CJ in Lahai Roi
︀︀
︀︀Cre: 知更鸟
︀︀
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girlcockx · Dec 26, 2025, 12:39 PM

[jade pagoda]

Wuthering CJs

[steep valve]

WHY WITH OPPRESSOR MK2

[vale osprey]

67

[untold birch]

https://tenor.com/view/lupin-iii-jigen-monkey-punch-takeshi-koike-jigen-gravestone-gif-17278371

[vale osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/67-six-seven-void-purple-skeleton-gif-11619761405114423038

[wraith gazelle]

Laplace: I summon, POT OF GREED to draw three addtional cards on my deck!
Maxwell: Thats not what it does!
Laplace: That is what it does! Then I play magic force! Which allows me to play pot of greed once again to draw 3 addtional cards from my deck!
Maxwell: Thats not what it does!!
Drake: it is what it does!
Laplace: Thats what it do Maxwell!

[pulsar prism]

That’s like 120 quid plus 😭 and that’s without the codex

[untold birch]

Jesse wheeler: I summon nihilister the fire dragon

[tall kiln]

Soline tall

[spring skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/soline-soline-nikke-soline-frost-ticket-bell-ringing-ringing-gif-11033764228750989715

[tall kiln]

Let’s go,

[shy steppe]

🎄 Taco Bell, Taco Bell
🌮 Taco in my way
😢 Hungry makes my stomach ache
❤️ Taco’s the best choice, yeah!

[unreal tusk]

I can't tell if this is just character growth or if the author had actually planned to make it look poorly edited with how everybody ignored her so that she would completely crash out and shock everyone when they actually interacted

[shy steppe]

Wait, is it a true or just a meme

[wraith gazelle]

Soline has pretty big head

[tall kiln]

Meme

[dapper heart]

True

[shy steppe]

A liar will receive a bag of coal, cash on delivery

[wraith gazelle]

Azur Lane X NIKKE:

[dapper heart]

https://girlcockx.com/DB_Commander/status/2004759989630685398?s=20

Nikke - Commander’s Meme Database (@DB_Commander)

Happy Zoo’s height, apparently.

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girlcockx · Dec 27, 2025, 3:43 AM

[unreal tusk]

"oh my god its so horrific that the files are 80% redacted, how could a first world goverment do this to hide corruption!" me: just north of the border a few years ago

if only you knew how bad things were 🇨🇦

[eternal condor]

What form of dark sorcery did Soline cast for this

[zinc pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/don-pollo-don-pollo-blueberry-blueberry-blueberry-cat-bluberries-gif-13837223414662016546

[wraith gazelle]

casted pot of greed

[gusty onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/essica-monthly-rat-27th-gif-8823964189333436746

[wraith gazelle]

whats "cour 2"?

[tulip maple]

part 2

[wraith gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/ahoklollmao-of-course-ohhhh-oh-that-makes-sense-gif-11896286840118452668

[frosty crow]

part 2 of more power point slide show, wooooo

[stoic topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937589135252783130/1454349245045018816/-7390087965258804182.mp4?ex=6950c3c8&is=694f7248&hm=03e3aeabba9b763c7c89be1e2478686ea2907eb4559a178e4925e9c5a9256296&

[fringe cypress]

I'm 163cm

[native hemlock]

It's so much worse I'm about 180 cm

It's zenless all over again where I tower over all the girls

[cinder island]

the red, hot, and sexy pilgrims are actually at your height instead of taller than you
Why live?

[worn ermine]

Need someone to remove approximately 4" of my shins

[fringe cypress]

I'm actually happy that Nihilister is the same height as me, but I think if she had human legs she would be shorter than that

[native hemlock]

Don't hate that I'm this tall but every time I play a Gacha I reminded that I'm about as tall as the self insert character 9/10 times and like normal all the girls are short like my mom

I hate it purely on the fact that dangit I'm attracted to short girls, why must my mom and sisters cursed me this way

[fringe cypress]

I expected Nihilister to be 5'7 at her base height and 5'5 at her human limbs height, 1 inch taller than me

[iron skiff]

Insert wide putin walkin

[raven steppe]

this is a crime

[finite kite]

wait where are these height marker things from?

[native hemlock]

Japan expo
https://fixvx.com/i/status/2004391566681809009

戸愚呂33%@NIKKE指揮官 (@zettonhatuoi3)

【ニケの身長5枚目】

運営さんに、いつか全員の姿勢を正した設定資料集を(´・ω・`)ﾊｧﾊｧ

改めて見るとマイティツールの身長差にほっこり(´・ω・`)

QRT: zettonhatuoi3
【ニケの身長4枚目】

そのうちバストサイズ比べるのが公式から、、、お願いしますm(´・ω・`)m

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 26, 2025, 3:19 AM

[raven steppe]

tge nikke convention i imagine

[finite kite]

...is there a Jackal one?

[raven steppe]

[native hemlock]

5'2" I'd wager if not smaller

[finite kite]

...and Behemoth?

[raven steppe]

[native hemlock]

Maybe 5'9" or shorter, like the tallest one we got is Aria at 5'10-5'11"

[finite kite]

oh so my height exactly then

[raven steppe]

its a travesty

[native hemlock]

Yeah....I'm taller than everyone again
Guess its just headpats for me

[raven steppe]

idc my headcannon is that arcana is actually 190

[finite kite]

Jackal height is obviously just for headpatting purposes. Behemoth height is for bedroom purposes. Now, for hands-throwing purposes: how tall is Crow?
Also lump Levi in there with Jackal, I want to hug her.

[raven steppe]

probably an abysmal 160 as well considering thats the average

[native hemlock]

Crow? I'd wager 5'8 maybe 5'6"

[finite kite]

So assuming she's not in a combat body, I can probably curbstomp Crow, splendid.

[native hemlock]

I mean given most cinematics and stuff I'd probably wager SKK is around 6 to 6'1"
So realistically he can throw hands with any of the cast

[finite kite]

I mean he literally does with Milk

[native hemlock]

Though I think the real travesty out of all of this is Grave she's like 5'4" Given product 12 is like 130-140 cm

[cosmic grove]

I hope its guilty

[native hemlock]

Mf that's a bike

[raven steppe]

its funny that skk is a good 6f 1 and suyen ius like 4 feet

[native hemlock]

[wind bane]

laplac is short

[native hemlock]

Probably for the best given she dives through every window

[wind bane]

yeh true, if she were tall she probabbly woudl struggle to

[winter basalt]

Honorable mention: Only talks about the advantages of german and/or japanese war machines

[wind bane]

i wonder how tall sno is

[native hemlock]

Probably 5'3" to maybe 5'2

[finite kite]

perfect punting height

[wind bane]

Peak syuen height

[iron skiff]

Alot of them are in meme discord servers
The meme is so low quality anyway 😭

[wraith gazelle]

i summon pot of greed

[winter basalt]

what the hell are these edits man

[eternal condor]

Straight up ignore why Soline towers these 2 Elysion Baddies

[bitter marten]

https://tenor.com/view/pacific-rim-jaeger-pacific-rim-jaeger-pacific-rim-striker-eureka-striker-eureka-gif-17510975420382580000

[jade pagoda]

Never underestimate the midget power.

[jade pagoda]

Cindy and Mermaid are goobers.

[dapper heart]

It's funny bc Cindy acts like the older sister

[polar pawn]

https://x.com/i/status/2004815357698314518

まるまる@NIKKE (@nikke4_maru)

これでも食っとけクソババアー🍥🍜(平和)

X · Dec 27, 2025, 7:23 AM

[native hemlock]

Hecking lmao (thats funny)

[cinder island]

https://youtube.com/shorts/2ZfpD5QR-Fg?si=WtuM4pCMcrjDn8yP

[eternal condor]

When B-Ade

B stands for Ballin 🗣️ 🔥

[jade pagoda]

BAlling!

[eternal condor]

The LeBron James of Tetra lines

[light sequoia]

"Your honor, ade will never be balln!"

[fading schooner]

https://fxtwitter.com/FLOATINGSHITBA1/status/2004789301398339600

Refined Retardation (@FLOATINGSHITBA1)

The Operator/Drifter on her way to beat the breaks off the Rapture Queen 28 times in a row (somebody told her she drops Omni Forma):

Quoting Thomas Noonan (@Alderidan)
︀
@ShiftUpWorld @NIKKE_en @edgerunners I feel like warframe would be a really good collab for nikke

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FxTwitter · Dec 27, 2025, 5:39 AM

[light sequoia]

@violet trout @fast kiln

[calm valley]

Mfs really thought that nikkes weren't the size of a regular woman

[eternal condor]

We got Rei

Whos built to be the size of a literal child

What a brave Nikke man, she still agrees to fighting the Queen of the damn raptures alone while being so smol

[fresh lantern]

I mean... She's a smaller target.

[light sequoia]

@wraith gazelle

[wraith gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/cuayo-speaki-trickal-chibi-gif-501244711568835550

I have obtained the speaki in game

[jade pagoda]

What do you do in that game anyways?

[wraith gazelle]

Pinch their cheeks

[light sequoia]

Nice!

[cerulean pewter]

https://x.com/KOGG__/status/2004625530923221433?s=20

KOGG (@KOGG__)

Soda: M-Master, help. They were so good, and I ate too many. I-I need some milk, Master, please.

Will you get her some milk to fight the spiciness?

X · Dec 26, 2025, 6:49 PM

https://tenor.com/view/soda-gif-8026056502744469335

[jade pagoda]

Soda, you have a problem.

[jade pagoda]

So NIKKE is in a TCG?!

Found this in my local Hot Topic.

[wicked latch]

You guys who live in Asian countries why do you hate filipinos ?

[eternal condor]

Nah Union arena makes TCG cards for some animes and games but aren't really associated with the franchises itself

So they aren't official

[fast surge]

Yep, and a really fun one too! I started playing nikke after this set dropped

Base rarity decks for nikke are also super cheap since this set was opened a ton for the alt arts

[light sequoia]

So... nikke dosen't have a tcg?

[fast surge]

it's not a standalone tcg, UA is "pick your favorite franchise and build a deck, then play it against other franchises"

I have my Sword Art Online VR gamers beating up Code Geass mechs

[light sequoia]

So like, the car ver. Of smash bros.

[fast surge]

If anyone interested in NIKKE decks I have lists feel free to DM

[cerulean pewter]

just a little bit of everything the trading card game

[fast surge]

literally

[cinder plaza]

Yu Yu Hakusho is GOAT

[cerulean pewter]

I pull out my big booty noir card to challenge your kaiju #8 demon man and she wins

[cinder plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/hiei-yu-yu-hakusho-yusuke-urameshi-gif-20756123 https://tenor.com/view/hiei-gif-340814597445542130

https://tenor.com/view/hiei-yu-yu-hakusho-evil-eye-flying-shadow-yusuke-gif-22160977

[fast surge]

this does work lol

[cerulean pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/nikke-goddess-of-victory-nikke-bunny-girl-bunny-girls-bunny-girl-noir-gif-10053807786357689618

[wind bane]

https://tenor.com/view/nikke-goddess-of-victory-nikke-bunny-girl-bunny-girls-bunny-girl-noir-gif-10053807786357689618

[fast surge]

https://tenor.com/view/nikke-goddess-of-victory-nikke-bunny-girl-bunny-girls-bunny-girl-noir-gif-10053807786357689618

[cerulean pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/booba-noir-nikke-goddess-of-victory-baseball-jiggle-gif-8532804073693084665

[cinder plaza]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946719897390563328/1376759357198303353/Gr7Iq4YW8AAzUav-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[wind bane]

https://tenor.com/view/nikke-goddess-of-victory-nikke-nikke-noir-noir-gif-10989005051813067878

[cinder plaza]

Thicc ✅ tanned ✅ cute ✅

[wind bane]

[jade pagoda]

Goober:

[fickle shuttle]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2002257658120925588

GIVE ME CUDDLES (@freakcuddles)

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FxTwitter · Dec 20, 2025, 6:00 AM

literally bready

[weary remnant]

Thicc need.

[orchid sigil]

i need to check my Hot Topic too lol

[jade pagoda]

I really wish the abnormals got to canonically stay around, or at least be able to visit when they want.

Gotta love collab rules.

[wind bane]

same...

[wary valve]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-vibing-jam-gif-18774874 Me listening to the liberation theme:

[jade pagoda]

Me listening to the Artesian Train Theme:

[jade pagoda]

No, Crow, bad Crow!

[cerulean pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/crow-jackal-viper-nikke-anime-gif-272953423938820207

[scenic nest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1232458851379445832/1454528174195998752/FB_IMG_1766851028255.jpg?ex=69516a6c&is=695018ec&hm=ce37cc19bf9f49219450a7d8772511718144e373728b0792215a16331c3c17db&

[jade pagoda]

Rest in Pieces, Blitz.

https://youtu.be/dBRa9j0ImXI

[jade pagoda]

“Yo, you want some McD’s?”

“Oh hell yeah!”

Happiness Achieved

[solar spade]

The damn irony of this showing in my feed when I open up YouTube💀

[shell summit]

I got a ps3 for Christmas exclusively to play demon souls

[steep valve]

DEMON'S SOUL MENTIONED RAAAAA

[shell summit]

Aren't you supposed to be making unhinged statements about Marian right about now?

[scenic veldt]

I bet he made Marian in demon souls

[cerulean pewter]

He gave Marian the cat ring and asked her hand in marriage

[wind bane]

miku dayo~

[neon prism]

seven eleven bedibo~
aaaaaaaaa

[shell summit]

BY THE THEONE ITS DANTE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

[polar pawn]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2004969879489974456

Nikke - Commander’s Meme Database (@DB_Commander)

【Pick Up Recruitment Notice】
︀︀
︀︀Snow White, having regained her memories, has returned after getting folded by a Liliwiess skinwalker.
︀︀
︀︀The Raptures and buffets don’t stand a chance.
︀︀
︀︀「Snow White: Woke」Pick Up recruitment might begin soon, idfk.
︀︀
︀︀Edit collab with u/MadChad7

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FxTwitter · Dec 27, 2025, 5:37 PM

[bitter marten]

https://tenor.com/view/nikke-rapunzel-lick-gif-12851221373945566236

[night hamlet]

Is it Privaty from the hit game Godess of Victory: NIKKE?

[neon prism]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-no-this-is-patrick-spongebob-angry-mad-gif-9319809

[polar pawn]

https://x.com/i/status/2004828170940539337

meg ♪ 🤍 (@preciouswings_)

X · Dec 27, 2025, 8:14 AM

[hollow crescent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796011232347160633/1454534263167778998/SPOILER_G9JQsCabAAAS9ge.png?ex=69517018&is=69501e98&hm=afb4a2f96760352abc298c0e52442dcc99ad4edfbf844f4d35286cb035e8c992&

[finite kite]

Something something warp train

[unreal tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-turning-into-ash-gif-5170814802321083685

[dapper heart]

Longer than you think

[polar pawn]

https://bsky.app/profile/jjvincent.bsky.social/post/3mayddynhas2l

James Vincent (@jjvincent.bsky.social)

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

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Bluesky · Dec 27, 2025, 5:27 PM

[young zinc]

https://youtube.com/shorts/brtnT_mSXBM?si=jWscmirMgCtjyJx- the raptures are extremely accurate if you dont move. Random commander:

[dapper heart]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/763053037332725790/1454618071674261694/videoplayback.mp4?ex=6951be25&is=69506ca5&hm=a1acd171167a302eb19e4a4c0a4ecbe37454b357ea2813b7dc6560acf206bdf0&

[magic light]

dantes ballin harder than sigismund did when he fought abadon

[hollow crescent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/288367410832998400/985293901512458290/video0_25_1.mp4?ex=6951a073&is=69504ef3&hm=77b5b62dce6118fa31e2d6dd0fee560e133bff582551672d9a832431903efe05&

[round jackal]

Its kinda like die with dignity than live with shame

[wide stream]

"I would be die" 10/10

[jade pagoda]

My Autistic ass trying to rationalize my weird thoughts:

[unreal tusk]

the flaw in that logic is assuming you'd die

[gusty onyx]

And thus the cycle continues

[jade pagoda]

Ahem, to simplify….

H-rny, Slightly h-rny, H-rny for Food and Men, finally, h-rny for the Commander (and @steep valve.)

[steep valve]

Yep

[steep valve]

Nah, even I am downbad for Marian. I won't do that.

[steep valve]

I would smash Marian's butt with my Ivory Vapaus cannon that she's now stuffed and full!

[steep valve]

Basically how I described every snowy area (FULL OF GOD'S DANDRUFF)

[cerulean jungle]

Dude I keep forgetting she's not so... innocent anymore.
They had one job.

[untold birch]

Nikke fans after finding belorta death

[cerulean pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/belorta-belorta-nikke-nikke-nikke-mobile-nikke-belorta-gif-9155642997705912637

[trail sphinx]

This looks a bit like the Kabbalah

[trail sphinx]

Okay as a 800 elo chess player, even I can see that's a blunder

[trail sphinx]

You just traumatized her with that

[steep valve]

Whoops, wrong photo...

[shell cobalt]

This has been playing rent free in my head

[eternal condor]

The mods ain't taking you out of their watch list anytime soon if you keep doing that

[bitter marten]

I think Shura was on the watch list a long time ago

[eternal condor]

I saw the history.

Ever since he was a poopy bronze role

Even I did something notorious when I started

[trail sphinx]

Ah much better

[eternal condor]

It's not benefiting him

The execution schedule is already on standby a long time ago

too bad Marian is in a coma-

[trail sphinx]

Ooof

[steep valve]

Asides that, I got the patootie Marian

[bitter marten]

https://tenor.com/view/marian-nikke-mariannikke-marijan-gif-16789074301729660832

[steep valve]

When she got a temporary core, HOT AND HEAVY ACTION IS IMMINENT!

[harsh stratus]

Naga user when enemy, boss or not. Have core to shoot.

[humble saddle]

My marciana my goddess of victory

[hidden venture]

I profoundly believe those Nikkes were at least 1.80 mts

[young zinc]

No

[wraith gazelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1256380624927719554/1431297327662104647/4D73EFC0-CA10-4472-965E-2E815E8AB7BE-1.gif

[native hemlock]

When class would sometimes be that bad, it really was the only break you could get lol

[shell cobalt]

[lusty pagoda]

The leather wearing off my office chair gives it character dammit

[scenic nest]

https://fxtwitter.com/LocalBateman/status/2004824822917070880?s=20

Your Typical Local Man (@LocalBateman)

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FxTwitter · Dec 27, 2025, 8:01 AM

[shell trout]

Yeah I'm never buying synthetic leather again, eff that

[iron skiff]

Hagmaxxing is us

[wraith gazelle]

[gusty cargo]

Pencilvania or something

[analog root]

now the writer is draw about daughter perhaps this time is circle around his family again

[atomic night]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1400280366719303740/1454821966572945501/VID_20251228_045833_110.mp4?ex=69527c0a&is=69512a8a&hm=eeb247c2830d3506f4396452bb1f32f6fce068ee194aade56742343cc66907c1&

[polar pawn]

Shortstack

[tulip pilot]

So did they confirm skk 180cm

[native hemlock]

Don't change the subject you were hanking it to hen tie

[native hemlock]

MY EXACT PROBLEM

The average Nikke is my mom's height and now its thrown me off as I can't stop imagining it now

[sour locust]

a long time ago, Shift Up confirmed the Commander is "at least 6'3", dunno where or when, but i have seen it from enough people to have no reason to doubt it. also saw a few different sources saying Cindy is 5'1 when Old Tales was active. so, this checks out.

can't really trust the new height thing as it doesn't take camera angle, or posture into account.

[native hemlock]

Which I think is why they line them up side by side

It's the idea of hey this what height they'd be if they stood up full straight no slouch

[steep valve]

Getting Marian pregnant is my number 1 objective.

[echo vigil]

finding out that i am taller than nikkes kinda broke it for me

[native hemlock]

Heh....

its zenless again

[dapper heart]

I would’ve been happier not knowing their heights. Let imagination do its thing

[native hemlock]

its more like this given their eyes are not adapted for light

https://tenor.com/view/ash-baby-gif-7280845142657635823