Bleach

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Gang, I think this might be my best poetry

it'd pop off on insta

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I have arrived !

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hola

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I shall read

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won't take long

very serious, very deep poem

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Yep

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deep like a gallon of bleach

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Very

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I've started writing a bunch of poems that are kind of like this

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Tide pod refference ?

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a little

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What an era that was

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I wanted to poke fun at "instagram poetry"

you know the type?

where they make vague statements without using poetic techniques

and call it poetry

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Is this the entire poem or are you writing it right now

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entire poem

One day, someone will realise this is great satire

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Engagement bait

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hm?

It's parody of those types of poems

like, here's another one:

poetry is like sitting in a dark room with no flashlight
while trying to disarm a bomb…

except the wires are like your exes…
and the dark room is a therapist’s waiting room…

you
             don’t 

know

what
you’re
doing…

but it fits an aesthetic

so
it
must
be
poetry…

where they just fill up pages with vague, meaningless statements and blank space to fill pages in poetry books

basically, Gabbi Hannah and Rupi Kaur