Apples

[lean hollow]

despite him being a literal war criminal

[kind viper]

Me when i remember our minister got out of his place bc hes corrupt and some random montenegro guy (that is also corrupt) replaced him

[lean hollow]

god hmmm who is the lesser of two evils hmmm

[jade bobcat]

I do NOT want to talk about politics

[lean hollow]

yes ur right

lets

i dont know

cry

[jade bobcat]

that won't end well LOL

[lean hollow]

collectively together

[jade bobcat]

what's yalls favorite color

[cobalt trail]

cyan bc i'm a problem

[lean hollow]

green like a jade green

[jade bobcat]

ooo

[cobalt trail]

also bc i rlly want to eat it

[lean hollow]

no actually

a crimson red

[jade bobcat]

no yeah I get that

[lean hollow]

i like them equally gosh

i like red more

[cobalt trail]

like chronically i want to drink cyan so bad it has a specific taste in my mind and i will not rest until i consume it

[lean hollow]

it tastes like COTTON CANDY

[jade bobcat]

there's a time and place for each, really

[jade bobcat]

YEAH

or an energy drink

[cobalt trail]

BOTH

[lean hollow]

u wouldve loved the icecream i ate in the ph it was cyan and had a crunchy? texture which gave off slime vibes

like i ATE slime.

and LIVED.

it was that good.

[cobalt trail]

cyan would have the same physical sensation as a monster

[lean hollow]

it already does

[cobalt trail]

I NEED IT

[kind viper]

I mean.
It doesnt look more silly than one of our tv stuffies that payed an olympian athlete and a professional swimmer to take the mjcrophone out of the lake cristiano ronaldo threw it in (they said it had piranhas and crocodiles there but it was a random french lake)
I was revisiting the meme like yesterday

Im js yapping

[lean hollow]

I WISH I COULD GIVE U SOME IT WAS DIVINE

it literally tasted like crunchy slime

and was so cyan

[jade bobcat]

nah you're a vibe

[lean hollow]

no no go on

[cobalt trail]

ohhh my god other thing i need to eat

sago

like yk those videos where ppl make sago

i need that. like ive genuinely cried over this repeatedly i need it

[lean hollow]

SAGO.

IM A FILO

I KNOW SAGO

COME OVER

[jade bobcat]

LOLLLLL

[lean hollow]

ILL MAKE SAGO.

[kind viper]

I do NOT know politics (though we had multiple political debates at school but uh

[jade bobcat]

BRO I CANT WITH THAT INFO--

[cobalt trail]

PLEAse lleSE IVE NEVER HAD IT ANS I NEED IT

[kind viper]

Wow ive never been told that

[jade bobcat]

it's all a freaking game at this point

[cobalt trail]

I NEEEEDED IT

[jade bobcat]

you're welcome

[lean hollow]

i have to be the vp of my debate club bc the golden goats of the club have graduated 😭

i have to be good at debate

i hate debate

simply hate hate

makes me nervous but like in a "everyone pls stop fighting way" 😭

[knotty trench]

*makes me nervous but

like in a "everyone

pls stop fighting way" 😭*

- envylaa

[lean hollow]

ily haiku

[kind viper]

Im not in any club

Most ppl arent ig

[jade bobcat]

bro he is a literal spy got no privacy

[kind viper]

Like only 2 in each class is

[lean hollow]

god its like we all forgot to be public servants and js started spiking each other in the gut 😭

[jade bobcat]

OH MY GOSH THIS--love it

[lean hollow]

no theyre a member of friend group

hes one of the girls

[kind viper]

His smile was cut off in half

[lean hollow]

u and ray are also one of the girls

i actually think we balance each other out

😭

[jade bobcat]

who are you talking to-- HAHAHAHAHA

[kind viper]

You disbalance everybody tho

[lean hollow]

you im js lazy to @

😭

[kind viper]

(Is disbalance a word?

[jade bobcat]

I think so

[kind viper]

Unbalance

[lean hollow]

is that a bad thing is near tears

[jade bobcat]

fair enough

[lean hollow]

is it croaking rn

[cobalt trail]

no aisla. never.

[jade bobcat]

no you're like a catalyst

[kind viper]

Hard to tell, fun to watch

[lean hollow]

im at a very unbalanced time of the month

[cobalt trail]

stay that way

[jade bobcat]

FACTS

[lean hollow]

oh yes i stay the same while everything goes into the pigsty

[knotty trench]

*oh yes i stay the

same while everything goes

into the pigsty*

- envylaa

[kind viper]

Whats the name of that unhinged ancient greek man

[lean hollow]

thank u haiku

❤️

[lean hollow]

ben shapiro

oh god no hes jewish

[kind viper]

That lived in naked in a giant barrel

[jade bobcat]

oh mah gosh it likes you back

[jade bobcat]

HUH?@?!?

[kind viper]

I can hear those words

[lean hollow]

fuz is like the door that chick from titanic clung to and didnt make any room for jack so he drowned

thats me im the chick

[jade bobcat]

Good >:D

HEAR MY VOICE INSIDE YO HEAD

[lean hollow]

IS HE NOT???

[jade bobcat]

IDK but I was SHOOK

[cloud violet]

why

[cobalt trail]

diogenes?

[lean hollow]

and then like that one emperor murder guy was like whats up bro have a dollar or double it to the next person and he was like i hate u influencers

[jade bobcat]

just not what I was expecting

[kind viper]

Yesss

[lean hollow]

oh hello

we're having

chat

[cloud violet]

NO WHY IS THERE A WHOLE CONVO HERE

[cobalt trail]

HELP

[lean hollow]

want chat?

[lean hollow]

WE'VE BEEN SEIZED

[jade bobcat]

Oh--

[cobalt trail]

because they're my close good friends 🥹

[cloud violet]

YEAH BRUH YOU BEING SEIZED

[jade bobcat]

we've been challenged with 3000 messages

[kind viper]

Is our chatroom gaining a following ?

[cloud violet]

WTH GOIN ON

NO BRUH

[lean hollow]

i feel very warm in the soul rn

[jade bobcat]

yeah everyone wants to see what's goin down

[lean hollow]

yes bruh

[cloud violet]

this gotta be illegal

[jade bobcat]

bro I hate the feeling of wet jeans

[kind viper]

Damn we should make less noise

[lean hollow]

god why cant we stay underground'

[jade bobcat]

I thought the same thing

[kind viper]

I SAY TAKE DOWN THE VOICE MSGES

[lean hollow]

idk how this relates but i hate that u hate as well

[cloud violet]

this the equivalent to finding a crack den at the back of your house

[kind viper]

Oh wait i screamed sry

[lean hollow]

we dont do crack we have... so much... so much tea..

[jade bobcat]

You said you feel warm and that's what wet jeans feel like but in a bad way

[knotty trench]

*You said you feel warm

and that's what wet jeans feel like

but in a bad way*

- Apokalyptikós

[lean hollow]

pls take some before u go

[cobalt trail]

we haven't even tried drugs yet, honestly this server wouldn't survive

[jade bobcat]

no please continue

[cloud violet]

Thats obviously not the point

[jade bobcat]

⚰️

[kind viper]

||dont you dare tell anyone ill give you robux||

[cloud violet]

OFF TOPIC IS FREE

NO ONES THERE

[cobalt trail]

so much....

[cloud violet]

just go there

[jade bobcat]

no we literally had a mod give us a challenfe

[kind viper]

No

[jade bobcat]

wow I can't spell anymore

challenge*

[kind viper]

Slow mode

[cloud violet]

who

[cobalt trail]

we're dedicated

[kind viper]

Also this is a challenge

[jade bobcat]

oh my gosh that KILLS me

[cobalt trail]

WE BUILT THIS HOME FROM THE GROUND UP

THIS IS OUR LAND

[cloud violet]

shush teeth in the purse

[kind viper]

Were gonna build an island w these worss

[jade bobcat]

wait is this the lyrics to a song

[cobalt trail]

WE ARE!!!

[kind viper]

In the middle of earth

[jade bobcat]

yasss

[cobalt trail]

not to my knowledge but i wouldn't be shocked

[kind viper]

Real

[jade bobcat]

seemed like it to me 🤔

[kind viper]

Its the lyrics to our song
The main theme of our island

[jade bobcat]

Guys we're at 2170!!

[cloud violet]

It just doesnt seem very fair that this is essentially constantly the number one poem in post own?

[jade bobcat]

okok I vibe

[kind viper]

I thought that was the year

[jade bobcat]

oh--

unexpected consequence

[cloud violet]

yeah...

[kind viper]

I was js gonna accept we time travelled via discord

[jade bobcat]

it'll be over soon unless we get ANOTHER challenge >:D bc yk we prly won't turn it down

we are chronically ill on competition

[kind viper]

A
That explains you being in here

[cloud violet]

yeah bruh

i was gonna read some poems

[obtuse timber]

Hi

[cloud violet]

now im here

[kind viper]

GUYS ABORT MISSION THEYRE GONNA BAN US FROM THE SERVER

[cloud violet]

NOT HI GO AWAY

[obtuse timber]

MY SON WHY ARNE'T YOU SLEEPING

[cobalt trail]

SCREAMS

[jade bobcat]

Youj're back

[obtuse timber]

WHAT

[cloud violet]

READ SOMETHING ELSE

[obtuse timber]

WHAT??

[jade bobcat]

wait no can't we like at least hit 3000 and then go

[kind viper]

PANICKS

[cobalt trail]

spits out water did i miss an adoption

[cloud violet]

guys if this reaches 2300

your done

[jade bobcat]

:(

[cloud violet]

im coming for all of you

[obtuse timber]

DONE WITH WHAT

[jade bobcat]

US YOU GOOSE

[kind viper]

DONT GO PROTECT YOUR MOTHERLAND

[cobalt trail]

guys we need to fortify the castle

[jade bobcat]

WHY--

[obtuse timber]

With more sand

[jade bobcat]

moats

[kind viper]

IT MADE YOU THE APOCHALIPTIC YOU ARE TODAY

[jade bobcat]

and sneks

[kind viper]

Apocalypse

[cobalt trail]

so many snakes

[cloud violet]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-everyone-get-out-get-out-spongebob-leave-gif-16440184

[jade bobcat]

I can't even read this what--

⚰️

[kind viper]

I MADE A MISTAKE LEMME EDIT IT

[obtuse timber]

Let's get back on topic

[cloud violet]

Im not even reading the og poem now out of spite

[kind viper]

There it goes

[obtuse timber]

@lean hollow what kind of apples do you like?

[jade bobcat]

also ben shapiro practices judeism but idk if he's jewish

[kind viper]

[jade bobcat]

I like green apples

[cloud violet]

@lean hollow it sucks 0/10

[jade bobcat]

LOL

[cobalt trail]

all of them.

i love apples.

[jade bobcat]

sorry I just found that funny

[kind viper]

The ones that are splashed against your head

[obtuse timber]

how would one even scroll to the top

[cloud violet]

Hopefully they dont

[jade bobcat]

I like how he wasn't even asking us

[cobalt trail]

it doesn't i love it you're great aisla heart emoji heart emoji

[jade bobcat]

ofc ofc I meant absolutely no disrespect

[cobalt trail]

we're all just rlly passionate abt apples (clearly)

[kind viper]

COPY PASTE

[jade bobcat]

C+P

[cloud violet]

0/10 just for the fact i have to go on a lord of the rings esque adventure to actually read the damn thing

[cobalt trail]

lee what if i told you we loved haiku bot

see

[cloud violet]

youd be banned

[cobalt trail]

haiku bot loves us too

[obtuse timber]

My son le disappoint

[cloud violet]

so do you love the haiku bot?

[jade bobcat]

unfortunately

the little stalker

[kind viper]

We love @knotty trench

[cloud violet]

say less

[jade bobcat]

we?????

[cloud violet]

alr thanks

[jade bobcat]

woah why you gropuing me in there

[kind viper]

Isnt havebt the word haiku on your title offensive for you?
I woukd censor it

[cloud violet]

nah

[cobalt trail]

it is a very symbiotic bond we have, us and haiku bot

[knotty trench]

*it is a very

symbiotic bond we have,

us and haiku bot*

- fyzioo

[jade bobcat]

bro just wrote a haiku on the fly

[kind viper]

Didnt say who we were

[jade bobcat]

symbiosis implies mutual benefits but I see no benefits the bot is giving us

[cloud violet]

listen lad, you're not funny, the haiku bot sucks, the poem sucks, and you need to change fast

[kind viper]

It can be js me and my bedsheets

[jade bobcat]

okok icic

[cobalt trail]

i mentally count the syllables of words lots, it's jus fun i guess

[knotty trench]

*i mentally count

the syllables of words lots,

it's jus fun i guess*

- fyzioo

[kind viper]

Me and the voices in @obtuse timber head

[jade bobcat]

oh

[jade bobcat]

how many?

[kind viper]

30
One for each year he has

[jade bobcat]

what a vibe

[kind viper]

No wait should i should
For each year he is??????

[kind viper]

That sounds weird

[obtuse timber]

I'm going to drag you into your room by that curly hair

[cloud violet]

omg just go to off topic

[obtuse timber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/585837034887839769/812631879567802388/image0-1-1-1-1-1-1.gif

[kind viper]

IM IN MY ROOM

[kind viper]

STOP YOU SCARED ME

[cobalt trail]

oh, i politely disagree, i love it lots, it makes me go haha

[obtuse timber]

GOOOOD

[cloud violet]

try to do one there yeah?

[jade bobcat]

OH MY GOSH I ALMOST YEETED MY MAC ACROSS THE ROOM

[cobalt trail]

i did 😔 alas

miscounted

[cloud violet]

get rid of it

[jade bobcat]

I thought it was real what--

[kind viper]

Youre not alone

[kind viper]

Us looking at Lee

[obtuse timber]

LOLLOLOLOL

[cobalt trail]

me

[jade bobcat]

LMAOOOO

[cloud violet]

guys

cmon

[kind viper]

Guy

[cloud violet]

ripping the piss

[kind viper]

Go on

[jade bobcat]

you're never going to read my poems when I tag you anymore, are you :(

[cobalt trail]

i will

i will

[jade bobcat]

<3

[kind viper]

I will too

[cobalt trail]

group hug!!

[cloud violet]

lad what do they know

[kind viper]

Im willing to read

[cloud violet]

im him

[jade bobcat]

Sorry I don't do hugs they too sticky and invasive

[cobalt trail]

so real. uh.

group

stand in a circle and don't move

??

[jade bobcat]

group head pat

[cloud violet]

how about move to off topic

[kind viper]

turns into the incredibles woman

[kind viper]

A russian circle

[jade bobcat]

not the rping LOLLLL

[kind viper]

SCHOOL TRIPPP

[cloud violet]

read that very wrong

[kind viper]

Same

[jade bobcat]

BRO NO I will actually get banned

[cobalt trail]

700 more to go ‼️

[cloud violet]

hopefully

GUYS

[jade bobcat]

shhhhh

[jade bobcat]

:(

[kind viper]

PUT THE POEM DOWN LIKE YOUR DOG

No ok that was mean

Sty

Sry

I love dogs

[jade bobcat]

Me too

[cobalt trail]

me three

[cloud violet]

not me

[kind viper]

Lee hates tehm

[cloud violet]

MOVE

[kind viper]

Knew it

Youre very prefictable

Is that a good thing?

[jade bobcat]

Bro is just contributing to the climbing number

[cloud violet]

prefictable

[kind viper]

Yes

[kind viper]

Yes

[cloud violet]

teeth in the purse enough

[cobalt trail]

he's basically one of us now

[cloud violet]

just stop

[cobalt trail]

welcome to the family lee

[jade bobcat]

a hero antagonist

[cobalt trail]

🫶🫶

[cloud violet]

why does everyone stay friendly to me

[jade bobcat]

no wait

[cloud violet]

IM THE VILLAIN

[jade bobcat]

deuteragonist

yes

[cloud violet]

IM THE BAD GUY

[jade bobcat]

not hero antagonist that's when the protagonist is actually the bad guy

[cobalt trail]

not to us, lee...

[kind viper]

Are we praising him???

[cloud violet]

i am

no

[kind viper]

Your pfp is cute

[cloud violet]

yours isnt

its teeth in a purse

its horrid

[jade bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/duh-billie-eilish-bad-guy-mood-reaction-gif-13993891

DUH doo do doo do do do do do doo

[kind viper]

Yeah

I love it being horrid

[cloud violet]

right

[cobalt trail]

yes !!

[kind viper]

Ok i can hear that 2

[jade bobcat]

It's a vibe

[cloud violet]

its not

[jade bobcat]

Thank you I couldn't not hear it

[kind viper]

Youre a vibe

[jade bobcat]

we all a vibe

[kind viper]

We vibe

We are waves

Of vibes

Poetry is vibing

[jade bobcat]

ok wait tho when we finish the challenge we chould actually create a gc so we stop spamming

[cobalt trail]

while lee may hate these unrelenting haikus, i'd write them for him, too

[knotty trench]

*while lee may hate these

unrelenting haikus, i'd

write them for him, too*

- fyzioo

[cobalt trail]

🫶

[kind viper]

Yesss

[jade bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/merica-bald-eagle-eagle-america-american-gif-2277187416326490184

[cobalt trail]

agreed

[jade bobcat]

who knew we have a ✨ connection✨

[jade bobcat]

is this a temple?

[kind viper]

Its a mysterious castle

[jade bobcat]

ooooo

[kind viper]

@cobalt trail best creation

I feel like spamming this everywhere

Can i?

[jade bobcat]

I can't with this

[kind viper]

Why isnt an allowance sth that someone allowed you to do

[jade bobcat]

allowance is beecause they're allowing you to have money

[kind viper]

Put the guilt on fuzzy

[jade bobcat]

we doing shower thoughts now

[kind viper]

Im js putting random stuff here

[jade bobcat]

saving it for later

[jade bobcat]

please crank em out

[kind viper]

No i dont like that

[jade bobcat]

like where do spiders fit their intestines

[jade bobcat]

ok--

LOL

[kind viper]

Lee put tomatoes on a poem abt apples

[jade bobcat]

bro I just realized all the reactions added to musical's poem--

[kind viper]

The disrespect

[jade bobcat]

LMAO

[knotty trench]

*bro I just realized

all the reactions added

to musical's poem--*

- Apokalyptikós

[jade bobcat]

NO

not me

please not me

[kind viper]

Same

[cloud violet]

lad for all i know this poem is about the 1984 miners strike

ill never read it

[jade bobcat]

oh wow like there's no difference

[jade bobcat]

oddly specific please share

[cloud violet]

please share what

[jade bobcat]

why the specificity

[kind viper]

The miners strike

[jade bobcat]

it might be intersting

[kind viper]

We want a strike

This is a proteste

[jade bobcat]

yeahhhhhhh

[cloud violet]

its kind of interesting yeah

[jade bobcat]

a proteste (read in italian accent)

[cloud violet]

look it up yourself

[kind viper]

We are not mining words out of our heads rn

[jade bobcat]

The 1984–1985 United Kingdom miners' strike was a major industrial action within the British coal industry in an attempt to prevent closures of pits that the government deemed "uneconomic" in the coal industry, which had been nationalised in 1947.

--Wikipedia

[cloud violet]

i mean, yeah

[jade bobcat]

but I don't trust wikipedia

[kind viper]

You are good at soundable mute texts

[jade bobcat]

The miners' strike of 1984-85 was a defining moment in the history of British coal mining and the biggest industrial dispute in post-war Britain.

--BBC

[cloud violet]

unfortunately that is all true]

[jade bobcat]

Ik it's SO MUCH FUN

[jade bobcat]

BIG YIKES

[cloud violet]

yig bikes

[jade bobcat]

About three-quarters of the country's 187,000 miners went on strike to oppose the pit closures, which were expected to mean 20,000 job losses.
--ALso BBC

[cloud violet]

alr guys

it hasnt been real

it hasnt even been fun

im going

[jade bobcat]

nah fam it's been faker than plastic surgery

[kind viper]

Its almost 4 in the moring

Morning

[jade bobcat]

that can't be healthy

[kind viper]

I have to be awaken by 7 stg

I need to go

[jade bobcat]

we pick this up tomorrow. The challenge shall not die

[kind viper]

Faker than barbies :(

[cloud violet]

try it lad

you'll be done

[kind viper]

Ill try to type in my sleep

[cloud violet]

your loved ones wont even know what happened

[jade bobcat]

LOL

[kind viper]

Hes an apocalypse he will end u

Thats all for today

No wait

[cloud violet]

im him lad, ill think of something

[kind viper]

Ok forget

[lean hollow]

we havent tried drugs yet, this server'll do

[jade bobcat]

Thanks for coming to our ted talk

[kind viper]

Baiiii

Sleep well

[kind viper]

Yeah thanks lee

[jade bobcat]

I will, I have worse memory than a goldfish

[jade bobcat]

FACTS

[kind viper]

Look at what lee put on your reactions

[jade bobcat]

A tomato :D

[kind viper]

I doubt you havent

[lean hollow]

thank you for your review that you didnt even read! ill take that into acc next time i write poetry

[kind viper]

EVERYBODY REACT W APPLES

[jade bobcat]

ok the is so appropriate

[kind viper]

COUNTERATTACK COME ON

[cloud violet]

as you should

[lean hollow]

i love him already

[cloud violet]

NO

no you dont

[jade bobcat]

I'm thinking sidekick

[cloud violet]

please grow and change

[kind viper]

Youre great at counterattacking

[jade bobcat]

You're too good

golden

[jade bobcat]

so trueee

[kind viper]

Thats very effective

[cloud violet]

call them cristiano ronaldo

[jade bobcat]

suiiiiiiiiiiii

[kind viper]

[cobalt trail]

i was inspired

[jade bobcat]

nice table cloth

or wait is that a plate

[kind viper]

He lost us the georgia game this year

[jade bobcat]

or a cutting board--

[cobalt trail]

it's a plate AFSCDF

[kind viper]

*cries

[jade bobcat]

oh--

[cloud violet]

you were through

[kind viper]

DOESNT MATTER

[cloud violet]

and clearly not if you conceded 2 and didnt score when he went off

[jade bobcat]

wElL niCe PlaTe

[kind viper]

I WANT HIM TO SCORE MORE

OK ILL SLEEP

[jade bobcat]

bye bye

[cloud violet]

should probably tell leao and bernardo that they can cross the ball

[knotty trench]

*should probably tell

leao and bernardo that

they can cross the ball*

- Lee (No.1 Haiku Bot Hater)

[kind viper]

IM NOT FRUSTRATED AT FOOTBALL GAMES FOR SURE

[kind viper]

Ik bernardos mother

Srs

[jade bobcat]

is she nice

[cobalt trail]

oh this is my favorite haiku yet

[kind viper]

I have a pic of leao fake falling

[cloud violet]

tell mrs silva her sons a headcase

[jade bobcat]

Oh mah gah

[cobalt trail]

well

that got quiet

[jade bobcat]

And then there were two

[cobalt trail]

indeed

[jade bobcat]

I feel like rocking chairs are appropriate now

[cobalt trail]

this is an absurdly good apple

[cobalt trail]

oh definitely

[jade bobcat]

well that's good

do you like them crunch

or soft

[cobalt trail]

crunchy, you?

[lean hollow]

is this a pun i laughed under my breath

[jade bobcat]

NOOOOOOO this just gave me so much pain

[cloud violet]

its a dive

[kind viper]

It was fake he got the yellow card

[cloud violet]

how did it give you pain

[lean hollow]

erk! yeouwch

[cloud violet]

not yeowch

its a dive

[kind viper]

Hes also rafael

[cloud violet]

wth

[kind viper]

It is
It is

[jade bobcat]

idk was it?! LOLLL

[lean hollow]

APPLESSS theyre so beautiful as well

[kind viper]

A dive into the ground

[jade bobcat]

GOOD

[cloud violet]

well onto

[kind viper]

Yes it suits the poem

[lean hollow]

im sorry but if i took a dive id go yeeeeoowwwch!! js for good measure

[warm seal]

Wonderful! @lean hollow has just pregressed to level 15!

[jade bobcat]

Like a big second hand embarassment yikes

[cloud violet]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

guys if i wake up and this is still going

[lean hollow]

did yk u could use them as food ??????

[cloud violet]

we're having a big group talk

[kind viper]

I thought they were js jewelry :0

[jade bobcat]

Queue handel's hallelujah and read it all

[lean hollow]

whos we? ur not a part of this

[cobalt trail]

oh we might hit 4k if we do!!

[lean hollow]

its clear u want to tho

[jade bobcat]

hhhhh

[cloud violet]

neither are you bruh, AND ITS YOUR POEM

crazy imo

[lean hollow]

erhm! scratches head

[jade bobcat]

nono we all a fam

[supple osprey]

2558 and counting

[lean hollow]

mhhhm

[jade bobcat]

Ah the challenger himself

[lean hollow]

hi lord!

[jade bobcat]

How goes it my good sir

[lean hollow]

hi lord sounds like im greeting the lord above

[kind viper]

Hehe LETS HIT 4K BEFORE IT HITS 4 OCLOCK IN HER PLS

MOMMA ITS MY DREAM

[cloud violet]

you did this?

[warm seal]

Wonderful! @cloud violet has just pregressed to level 31!

[supple osprey]

What time is it for you?

[lean hollow]

oh my gosh we havent hit the first goal yet which was 3k!!

[kind viper]

Still too fat

[cloud violet]

omds you did

[jade bobcat]

too early to be considered too late

[lean hollow]

we're gonna lock in dw

[cloud violet]

what the hell

[supple osprey]

They were 1.5 K at first
But I dared them to go to 3K

[knotty trench]

*They were 1.5

K at first But I dared them

to go to 3K*

- The Perfect Lord Poetica

[kind viper]

[cloud violet]

WHY

[lean hollow]

beautiful haiku

[cloud violet]

WHY WERE THEY EVEN AT 1.5

[lean hollow]

we were talking ab spinach

[kind viper]

Bc hes supportive

[lean hollow]

having a ball

[jade bobcat]

quite entertaining actually

a wonderful thing to lurk

[lean hollow]

some guy put it in his smoothie i went ballistic

[cloud violet]

hes a fool in a mans shoes

[lean hollow]

sipped a spinach smoothie turns out its pretty jam

[kind viper]

I woukdnt be able to drink it

Idk how ppl can

[lean hollow]

yes i did make a spinach smoothie after this

😭

[jade bobcat]

bro spinach shouldn't exist

[kind viper]

NOOOO

[cobalt trail]

HELP

[jade bobcat]

ok wait no I like spinach sometimes

[kind viper]

Was it good?

[lean hollow]

it tastes like grief but when have i ever tried to escape it in the first place

[jade bobcat]

just NOT IN LIQUID FORM

[jade bobcat]

okok fair

[lean hollow]

u either die a hero or live to see urself become the villain

https://tenor.com/view/batman-fight-beat-up-beating-punching-gif-13866624219462802987

[jade bobcat]

ba dum tss

[lean hollow]

the little leg kick from bats

😭

giggling

[cobalt trail]

i'll have to try a spinach smoothie next time we get it

[lean hollow]

what should we talk ab hmmmvmv

[kind viper]

The villain youll become:

[lean hollow]

do U HAVE CAMERAS ON ME?

[kind viper]

Green water like spinach

[jade bobcat]

that's you>??? YOu lookin like a snak

[lean hollow]

this is the kinda instagram pic im aspiring to have

[kind viper]

Green ground

[jade bobcat]

an all-around vibe

[kind viper]

Inspire it

[lean hollow]

HELP thank u apokalytikos! that caught me off gaurd

[kind viper]

Now expire it and there you go

[jade bobcat]

LOL

[lean hollow]

swishes around in spinach water

[kind viper]

!!!!

[jade bobcat]

yum yum

[lean hollow]

like a koi fish

[jade bobcat]

...ok sure

[lean hollow]

nature pics but i reveal my sick terrible nature

[cobalt trail]

this is me..

[lean hollow]

what do u have against the KOI HUH?

[kind viper]

Awww

[lean hollow]

ooh la la 😍

[kind viper]

I like it

[jade bobcat]

no it was just so unexpected I like koi fish

[kind viper]

Ai chica

[lean hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-heart-eyes-heart-tom-trendizisst-gif-24122479

[kind viper]

I got inspired by you

[jade bobcat]

yass this is the uniform for our island

[cobalt trail]

im all red from blushing omg (you just cant tell bc of my raspberry complexion)

[lean hollow]

yes normalize saying ooh la la

[obtuse timber]

Hi

2.6k

[jade bobcat]

normalize it?? Isn't it already normal

[lean hollow]

hi we were seized by this guy

[obtuse timber]

Let's gooo

[kind viper]

WHERE OUR RUKE BOOK AT

[lean hollow]

i forgot his name

[obtuse timber]

Hwllo

[jade bobcat]

[lean hollow]

u got me red like an apple! (pun intended)

[kind viper]

Oiiii

[obtuse timber]

You woke

The sky cries

[lean hollow]

mhm

actually

imma be honest

[jade bobcat]

haw haw (laugh in southern accent)

[lean hollow]

i wasnt sleeping

[kind viper]

GO WRITE IT THERE FASTFATSTAFTAGS

[lean hollow]

i was watching tv

[cobalt trail]

OOOOOOHHHHH OOOOOHH air horn air horn (or whatever that sound is)

[lean hollow]

😭

[cobalt trail]

guys.. i miss cupid :( i hate time zones it's like a part of the family is gone

[obtuse timber]

Wows

[lean hollow]

it was my lady jane on prime

[obtuse timber]

What did you watch then

[lean hollow]

gosh im so far in

[obtuse timber]

Enlighten us

[jade bobcat]

I can't with this--

[lean hollow]

im too invested

[obtuse timber]

Ooo

[lean hollow]

its literally that one mobile game where u take care of a horse prince

https://tenor.com/view/yeojinburger-yves-kim-lip-hyeju-playing-video-game-gif-3434905950309581770

[obtuse timber]

Bro xd

My god

[kind viper]

Yes zhongli

[cobalt trail]

did we kill lee

[lean hollow]

no i got jumped cuz i said that on the streets

[cobalt trail]

where did they go

i miss them too :( ugh this world is so cruel

[lean hollow]

giggling rn

[kind viper]

He killed himself

[cobalt trail]

lee...

[kind viper]

Couldnt support the love we gave him

[jade bobcat]

Rule Book:

• You must be chaos
• You must love Lee
• You must be ready for random thoughts
• You must like islands and bioluminescent plankton
• You must be a vibe
• You must wear this

[lean hollow]

when that guy turned into a bear after i thought i was watching a historical fiction is crazy

[obtuse timber]

No

[cobalt trail]

check check check and check

[jade bobcat]

and lived to tell the tale

[lean hollow]

i was like WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN IN HISTORY

[lean hollow]

i didnt ooh my last la la though

spread the word

i hate you.

[obtuse timber]

Heh

I hate you too

[jade bobcat]

awwwww

[kind viper]

SPREAD AWARENESS !!!!!!

[lean hollow]

delete it pls im like stimming in like panic rn

[jade bobcat]

this is too mushy stawpppp

[lean hollow]

like its not real but im waving my hands around

😭

i wanna SMACK IT SO BAD

[jade bobcat]

🫡

[obtuse timber]

LOLOL

[cobalt trail]

i do that when i get excited and my dearest mother was like

"Stop."

the end

[lean hollow]

pls delete it im actually stimming and its annoying my mind 😭

[knotty trench]

*pls delete it im

actually stimming and its

annoying my mind 😭*

- envylaa

[jade bobcat]

just don't scroll up

[kind viper]

I put it on gallery

[lean hollow]

yes. i have to like stop my stimming so i js stim inside my mind

[obtuse timber]

Okok it's gone

[lean hollow]

it doesnt do anything it js gives me smth to focus on

i have singing stims, bouncing stims, hand waving stims, snapping stims, i click and smtimes beatbox

[kind viper]

Big brain

[lean hollow]

i used to hit myself but i stopped that :/

[cobalt trail]

this is going to sound so weird but when i was little i was like "dude... nobody can see my tongue. nobody. at all." so i had tongue dance parties since nobody could tell

[jade bobcat]

that's a good idea

[lean hollow]

its torture when ur doing smth mentally as well so i have to juggle its terrible

[kind viper]

Im sry

(relatable

[lean hollow]

U TOO????

[cobalt trail]

why did i say this i never tell anyone about this

[jade bobcat]

LOL WHAT YOU ARE--
Respect

[kind viper]

I play puzzles mentally

[cobalt trail]

this is like my dark backstory guys

[jade bobcat]

Because, we a fam

[lean hollow]

itd be like this rhythmic tapping which was actually so painful

i used to scratch my neck and thighs

[kind viper]

JAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHSH WHAT

I LOVE THAT

[lean hollow]

now its js my collarbone when im stressed

[kind viper]

LOVE

[lean hollow]

honestly real

[cobalt trail]

i crack my knuckles too much and i can't stand still for the life of me i also run my hands through my hair a lot it's bad

[kind viper]

Im addicted to a puzzle app

[obtuse timber]

Mm stress reactions

[lean hollow]

smtimes i put on my headphones and jump w/o music and ppl think im dancing

[kind viper]

I do tjem while listening to podcasts

[obtuse timber]

Also crack knuckles

[cobalt trail]

OH MY GOD SOMEONE GETS IT

[lean hollow]

i have to add a little sway of the hips even tho its not my usual routine js to make me look somewhat neurotypical

[jade bobcat]

this is a vibe

[lean hollow]

i cant settle for normal... js a weird neurotypical

[jade bobcat]

yeah I can see that

[lean hollow]

it feels AMAZING to js jump

[jade bobcat]

own it

[lean hollow]

i get sm cardio from it i do it for hours on end

😭

[cobalt trail]

i also tend to scratch at my shoulders n upper back 💀 but at least shirts cover it up so no one can tell

[lean hollow]

cant my parents dont believe in mental illness

[kind viper]

YESSS

[obtuse timber]

Multi tasking

[obtuse timber]

What...

Okay

[lean hollow]

what app is it??? : O i used to have puzzle apps but i solved all the puzzles

[jade bobcat]

guys we are so closeeee we at 2750+

[cobalt trail]

atp "is fyzioo neurodivergent?" could be a game show

[lean hollow]

i would download candy crush but im scared of failure

[lean hollow]

yea... i was supposed to go to a therapist but my mom barred me

[kind viper]

IT HAS NEW ONES EVERYDAY

[jade bobcat]

who says it's an illness

[knotty trench]

*yea... i was supposed

to go to a therapist

but my mom barred me*

- envylaa

[kind viper]

Its ai

[lean hollow]

not now haiku 😭

[jade bobcat]

facts

[lean hollow]

i think its a disorder

[kind viper]

Its called Jigsaw

[lean hollow]

OKAY JIGSAW GOT IT THANKS

[jade bobcat]

I didn't mean scientifically and statistically

[lean hollow]

ohhh

[jade bobcat]

I just meant--yeah

[kind viper]

AGHHH IM HAPPY SOMEONE GETS MY LOVE FOR PUZZLES

[lean hollow]

[insert appropiate response to that]

[jade bobcat]

LMAOOOOO

[obtuse timber]

That's messed up. For real. I'm a write you about this

[lean hollow]

can i js hit u w that smtimes

idk what to say im sorry i listen but i cant yk

[kind viper]

Mprzone would call me a nerd

[cobalt trail]

on one end of the room, the neurodivergent friends who are like "Yes Obviously They Can't Stand Still And Eat Weird And Have You Seen Their Nonreligious Bible Annotations" and the other side is the family that goes "no?"

[jade bobcat]

it is good it's real

[lean hollow]

and like SWAYING GOD I LOVE SWAYING

SITTING ANDDD SWAYYINGGG wheres that happy rodrick image

[obtuse timber]

I in fact own a jigsaw puzzle

[lean hollow]

write me ab this??? sir???

[kind viper]

SON
PLS
FULLFIL A LAWSUIT AGAINST YOUR MOM
LIKE
WHAT

[obtuse timber]

But yes you god damn nerd. My son.

[cobalt trail]

REAAALLL

[kind viper]

My father.

[lean hollow]

my general doctor thought i had depression im js.. im js different i feel different i think i act different

[cobalt trail]

call me michael bible or whatever i love swaying

[lean hollow]

i was misdiagnosed w depression when i was younger but it wasnt depression

[cobalt trail]

BUBLE

HELP

MICHAEL BUBLÉ

[lean hollow]

MICHEAL BIBLE LMAOOO

[obtuse timber]

SEND YOU A EMAIL

[jade bobcat]

LOLLLLL

[kind viper]

Thats :0

[lean hollow]

YOU DONT KNOW MY EMAIL 😭

[obtuse timber]

There seems to be a lot to unpack here

[jade bobcat]

to burn

[lean hollow]

honestly yea its like yea js ball yk heh

[obtuse timber]

OMG

[kind viper]

Swaing swinging swans

[lean hollow]

i think its adhd idk???????

[kind viper]

Swimming

[obtuse timber]

AN EMAIL INSIDE DISCORD

[kind viper]

To falsificate

[cobalt trail]

felt. felt

we could've been tongue dancers together this world is so cruel

[kind viper]

Whats this game

[knotty trench]

*felt. felt we could've

been tongue dancers together

this world is so cruel*

- fyzioo

[jade bobcat]

bro I remember getting swimming lessons and drinking the pool water

[lean hollow]

YOURE SO WEIRD GRAMPS

[kind viper]

Same

[cobalt trail]

that sounds like some gross approximation of kissing i swear that is not what i mean

[jade bobcat]

bro what I can't with this--

[obtuse timber]

I'LL KILL YOU AND RAY

[lean hollow]

this is oddly platonically romantic

[jade bobcat]

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

[obtuse timber]

I GOING TO BED

[cobalt trail]

WEEPS

[obtuse timber]

GOOD NIGHT

[jade bobcat]

OK BYE BYE

[lean hollow]

LOOK AT THIS GUY ACTUALLY CONCERNED FOR OUR LIVES INSTEAD OF OUR OWN PARENTS

WEIRDOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kind viper]

I wanna watch the shoe

[obtuse timber]

RAY YOU SLEEEP TOO

[kind viper]

Show

[kind viper]

:(

[jade bobcat]

wholesome

[lean hollow]

GOODNIGHT!!!

[cobalt trail]

you .

you want to watch us tongue dance?

[lean hollow]

im staying awake cuz im in AMERICA

💪

[obtuse timber]

YE IMAGINE HAVING PARENTS THAT CARE

[lean hollow]

LAND OF DUH FREE

[cobalt trail]

damn ok ray three days in and you already wanna watch that... ok.. i see you... /j

[jade bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/merica-bald-eagle-eagle-america-american-gif-2277187416326490184

[lean hollow]

imagine...

[kind viper]

Idk that sound weird like some sorta fetish i dont think i want to

[obtuse timber]

Americant

[cobalt trail]

HELPPP

[jade bobcat]

⚰️

[lean hollow]

"i AM AN EAGLE"

youre not an eagle!! ur a grown man!!

"I AM AN EAGLE!"

[cobalt trail]

🦅🦅🦅🦅

[lean hollow]

🦅 ‼️

[jade bobcat]

Queue the national anthem

[lean hollow]

i want to. move aside coward

[kind viper]

I dont see you im not a staker i dont have cameras on all of your 4 windows

[cobalt trail]

do you have five

[kind viper]

Then buy a mirror

[lean hollow]

we js like stare at each other w our mouths closed in pure concentration as we wiggle our tongues

[jade bobcat]

Unfortunately I am not into tongue dances. For that reason, I'm out.

[kind viper]

No
More

[cobalt trail]

now THATS bonding

[lean hollow]

me and fuz get it 🙄

our tongues against the world fr

THATS SO WRONG LMAOOO

[kind viper]

OH YOURE STARTS

[cobalt trail]

o.oh

i'll be sure to be more interesting

honestly my enclosure has lacked enrichment lately so if you could throw some in that would be nice

[cobalt trail]

HELP

[jade bobcat]

like you're licking all the walls in public places

yum yum geet those nutreeents

[lean hollow]

NO IM LICKING THE PRIVATE SAFE CAVERN OF MY MOUTH THANK U VERY MUCH

lets switch subjects guys

😭

[cobalt trail]

ABSJSJDJWKF

[jade bobcat]

to what :D

[lean hollow]

feel like i might get cancelled

[jade bobcat]

already are

it's a VIBE

[lean hollow]

oop

[jade bobcat]

less than 200 left fam

[lean hollow]

dang,... im 1 year away from college I NEED THAT ENTRANCE!

[kind viper]

I dont think i want to be the owner of a tongue anymore.
Im selling it on vinted.

[lean hollow]

we're gonna make it

[cobalt trail]

MW TOO!!

[lean hollow]

no spamming

we're good men

and (enbys)

[cobalt trail]

how much

[kind viper]

ME THREE

[jade bobcat]

okie doke

[lean hollow]

we do this the right way

[kind viper]

10 euros

[cobalt trail]

i love the parenthetical cage

[kind viper]

I dont acceot dollars

[cobalt trail]

they (i) need it

[jade bobcat]

isn't it worth more than that

[kind viper]

No i want to get rid of it

[cobalt trail]

that's such a steal

[lean hollow]

"tongue for sale--uhh mildly?? used??? 3 bucks. NOT CROCHET. REAL."

[jade bobcat]

https://thedailytea.com/pop/tea-tasters/

[cobalt trail]

how did we get to this point.

[jade bobcat]

don't ask just accept

[lean hollow]

here at "The Art of Poetry" we do not, contrary to popular belief, cage our enbies capitalistic advertisement music starts playing

[jade bobcat]

fr tho

[lean hollow]

the fact that the site is called the daily tea

[kind viper]

16 years of life
Used
Been on places you dont wanna imagine

[knotty trench]

*16 years of life

Used Been on places you dont

wanna imagine*

- yooooo02096

[jade bobcat]

LOLLL

[cobalt trail]

they're free range home grown non gmo no rbst

[lean hollow]

HAHAH THE HAIKU

[kind viper]

NOT NOW COME ON

[jade bobcat]

mmm fair enough

[lean hollow]

ok this is giving way too much tender of the flesh

[jade bobcat]

yeah see it comes at vry strange times

[jade bobcat]

⚰️

[cobalt trail]

IVE BEEN WANRJNF TO READ THAT is it good

[jade bobcat]

90 more then we move to our private island

[lean hollow]

we put all our enbies on an all almond diet

[kind viper]

Can i join the hater club?

[jade bobcat]

I LOVE ALMONDS

[jade bobcat]

all are welcome

[lean hollow]

pls do not get the audiobook. its so realistic. the narrator has a spanish accent. its like ur in the universe. its disgusting.

[cobalt trail]

HELP

[kind viper]

Wow

Open to the public

[lean hollow]

talks in a walkie talkie i have product.

[cobalt trail]

oh?

[kind viper]

Like libraries and public bathrooms

[lean hollow]

listen to it.

[jade bobcat]

yessindeed last I heard

[jade bobcat]

yessiree

[cobalt trail]

gc or server 🤨

one has less notifications

[jade bobcat]

drop the goods at the agreed upon location

[cobalt trail]

one is easier to manage

[lean hollow]

we choose the stall w the most graffiti to save on decor

[jade bobcat]

hmmmm

[lean hollow]

u are the product

[cobalt trail]

why are we selling the one adult we are in possession of

[lean hollow]

hes an adult????

[cobalt trail]

wait no there's marzipan

[kind viper]

I ALWAYS CHOSE THE ONES W BEST GRAFGITI AND MORE

[cobalt trail]

we have marzipan still

[jade bobcat]

hashahshashahahhahaha

[cobalt trail]

morz

[lean hollow]

sorry that smtimes offends ppl when i say that

[cobalt trail]

that person

[jade bobcat]

it was funny

[kind viper]

I LOVED MY OKD SCHOOLS BATHROOMS I LOVED TO READ AND WRITE STUFF THERE

[lean hollow]

how old are you?!

[kind viper]

LMAO

I support.

[jade bobcat]

Samesies

wait what are we supporting

[lean hollow]

havent met that character yet so pumped for season 2

[kind viper]

I THOUGHT HE WAS A KID

Ig hes too calm for a kid

[lean hollow]

idk what we're supporting but IIII LIKE IT

[cobalt trail]

god you just reminded me of when this massive clique of popular girls who wore lipgloss randomly talked to me in the bathroom and said "are you lesbian? most of us are. at least a little bit." we were in 7th grade

[lean hollow]

im such a sheep guys...

[kind viper]

Tahts

[lean hollow]

i wouldve started kissing them to assert my dominance as the gay one in the school

jiust saying

[cobalt trail]

do you have lots of fluffy wool that must be harvested

[lean hollow]

the world is lucky i was homeschooled

[jade bobcat]

what a queen

[kind viper]

same

[jade bobcat]

wool is harvested?

[cobalt trail]

unfortunately i am an inferior queer

[kind viper]

How old re you

[lean hollow]

but honestly screw them 😭 thats such a weird thing to say

[cobalt trail]

IT WAS SO WEIRD I WAS SO CONFUSED

[lean hollow]

its ok hide behind my back ill be the lipstick blotting paper for the two of us

[kind viper]

What do you have to say against the allegations of you being an afult

Adult

[jade bobcat]

Bingo

was his

namo

[cobalt trail]

you're so kind 🥹

[lean hollow]

controversial but okay

shifted my perception of u completely

in what way? find out

[jade bobcat]

wow I love this metaphor

[cobalt trail]

same..

[kind viper]

Namo What

[jade bobcat]

ooo share please

[lean hollow]

its not a metaphor i am actually a piece of paper for girls to kiss excess product off

[kind viper]

Liptstick lesbians

[jade bobcat]

oh mah bad

[jade bobcat]

beengo vus hees nem

[cobalt trail]

do i just carry you around in my pocket

[jade bobcat]

o

[lean hollow]

passes out little papers this is my number i am a small business pls give this to chappel roan listeners

[kind viper]

I found this at the library

[cobalt trail]

i'll keep it stocked with sensory toys for your enrichment

[lean hollow]

no ill like float around u like a disney character sidekick

[jade bobcat]

you should get cards

[cobalt trail]

oh!

[jade bobcat]

excellent

[cobalt trail]

that's even better

[lean hollow]

flashbacks to american psycho

[cobalt trail]

i have yet to watch that

[jade bobcat]

bro that book made me physically ill

[lean hollow]

at first glance that wouldve been one dope manga